WEBVTT 00:00:04.029 --> 00:00:05.429 You know what that sound means? It's another 00:00:05.429 --> 00:00:07.790 episode of Game for a Movie where we ask, are 00:00:07.790 --> 00:00:09.550 you Game for a Movie? My name is Mike. I will 00:00:09.550 --> 00:00:12.330 be your host tonight. I am talking about a movie 00:00:12.330 --> 00:00:14.589 for Mother's Day. And I know what you're thinking 00:00:14.589 --> 00:00:16.550 to yourself. You're probably thinking, Mike, 00:00:16.670 --> 00:00:20.149 it is really freaking far past Mother's Day. 00:00:20.750 --> 00:00:24.070 Yes, yes it is. I came up with this idea on Mother's 00:00:24.070 --> 00:00:26.210 Day itself and thought, oh, I'll just get it 00:00:26.210 --> 00:00:29.089 done that week. Never got around to it just because 00:00:29.089 --> 00:00:31.429 of being busy with life, liberty, and the pursuit 00:00:31.429 --> 00:00:33.969 of happiness. You know, that kind of stuff. So, 00:00:33.969 --> 00:00:38.189 about three weeks later, I guess, I finally have 00:00:38.189 --> 00:00:42.049 your Mother's Day episode. So the goal was simple, 00:00:42.130 --> 00:00:44.770 to find a bad movie with something mother or 00:00:44.770 --> 00:00:49.009 mom in the title. I think I have found a pretty 00:00:49.009 --> 00:00:52.049 damn good example of that. But first, of course, 00:00:52.109 --> 00:00:54.009 we've got to talk about what we are drinking. 00:00:54.329 --> 00:00:57.450 I am on a binge of Cincinnati beers because we 00:00:57.450 --> 00:01:00.369 were able to visit... Claire's family in Cincinnati, 00:01:00.630 --> 00:01:02.929 and we were able to get a beer from Esoteric 00:01:02.929 --> 00:01:06.489 Brewing. This is called Valkyrie. It is a Norwegian 00:01:06.489 --> 00:01:10.790 IPA. If you don't know what a Norwegian IPA is, 00:01:10.930 --> 00:01:13.329 neither do I, but it's really fucking good. That's 00:01:13.329 --> 00:01:15.890 what I will tell you. I will also say that this 00:01:15.890 --> 00:01:17.829 is the third drink of the night. I've been drinking 00:01:17.829 --> 00:01:20.129 blueberry vodka lemonades because it is the summer, 00:01:20.150 --> 00:01:23.150 and that sounds delightful. I've had two so far, 00:01:23.269 --> 00:01:25.609 and that still probably wasn't enough to get 00:01:25.609 --> 00:01:28.599 to this movie. I'm going to start with something, 00:01:28.739 --> 00:01:30.959 and I've never done this before on the podcast, 00:01:31.180 --> 00:01:35.019 but I am going to start with the rating. The 00:01:35.019 --> 00:01:39.739 rating for this movie is a 0 out of 5. An absolute 00:01:39.739 --> 00:01:46.200 0, red O's in the title card out of 5. This movie, 00:01:46.359 --> 00:01:48.959 quite possibly, and by quite possibly, I'm pretty 00:01:48.959 --> 00:01:52.200 sure it is, the worst movie I have ever seen. 00:01:53.120 --> 00:01:56.090 If you hate yourself enough. You can either get 00:01:56.090 --> 00:02:00.269 it from Hoopla or it's on Tubi for free. But 00:02:00.269 --> 00:02:03.450 I'm pretty sure to have to sit through Tubi commercials 00:02:03.450 --> 00:02:06.109 while also watching this movie might kill me. 00:02:06.769 --> 00:02:10.990 This movie is called Stacy's Mom. Yes, I am pretty 00:02:10.990 --> 00:02:13.810 confident it is a play on Stacy's Mom, the song 00:02:13.810 --> 00:02:16.370 from Fountains of Wayne. I'm not going to sing 00:02:16.370 --> 00:02:18.969 it because I don't want to owe money. And apparently 00:02:18.969 --> 00:02:21.849 neither did this movie because Stacy's Mom by 00:02:21.849 --> 00:02:26.229 Fountains of Wayne. was never played during this 00:02:26.229 --> 00:02:29.210 movie. If you want a little synopsis before I 00:02:29.210 --> 00:02:31.969 get into the actual details of it, here is the 00:02:31.969 --> 00:02:36.110 short synopsis on IMDb. When four early teenagers 00:02:36.110 --> 00:02:38.009 fall in love with their friend's mother, their 00:02:38.009 --> 00:02:40.030 homework isn't the only thing that starts to 00:02:40.030 --> 00:02:43.310 get hard. Enter prepubescent sexual angst with 00:02:43.310 --> 00:02:45.949 Tommy, Mark, Roland, and Juan as they search 00:02:45.949 --> 00:02:47.930 for manhood and try to land a woman that's not 00:02:47.930 --> 00:02:50.889 only out of their league, but in a whole other 00:02:50.889 --> 00:02:53.900 ballgame. Honestly, I think that's a pretty good 00:02:53.900 --> 00:02:59.379 description for this movie. It was directed by 00:02:59.379 --> 00:03:02.240 Patrick Sayre. He also wrote the screenplay with 00:03:02.240 --> 00:03:05.780 Cole Taylor. I really don't know anything else 00:03:05.780 --> 00:03:08.439 they might have possibly done. They are both 00:03:08.439 --> 00:03:15.979 the blank faces on IMDb, so they're not even 00:03:15.979 --> 00:03:18.919 good enough to have their own picture on it. 00:03:19.789 --> 00:03:22.110 This movie is kind of exactly what you would 00:03:22.110 --> 00:03:24.770 expect, except for the fact that the parents 00:03:24.770 --> 00:03:29.729 guide gave sex and nudity a mild on IMDb. That's 00:03:29.729 --> 00:03:32.750 what throws me off the most is because I would 00:03:32.750 --> 00:03:34.509 not have been shocked in this movie if there 00:03:34.509 --> 00:03:36.969 was a ton of boobs, ton of ass, that kind of 00:03:36.969 --> 00:03:39.409 stuff when I was originally watching it. There's 00:03:39.409 --> 00:03:43.469 really none. All right. Some fun facts about 00:03:43.469 --> 00:03:47.310 this film. The one I find the most amusing is 00:03:47.310 --> 00:03:50.460 that for. majority of the people on this film 00:03:50.460 --> 00:03:53.159 and this is this is the obvious part this was 00:03:53.159 --> 00:03:56.139 their first feature film however what i think 00:03:56.139 --> 00:03:58.900 they did really well is they came in under budget 00:03:58.900 --> 00:04:02.360 they actually stuck to the budget they said so 00:04:02.360 --> 00:04:04.539 good for them i'll give them some credit on that 00:04:04.539 --> 00:04:08.219 i don't know many movies that ever actually hit 00:04:08.219 --> 00:04:11.240 budget usually if anything it's like way over 00:04:11.240 --> 00:04:14.659 budget it balloons too much whatever that this 00:04:14.659 --> 00:04:18.110 movie was done and completed under budget Good 00:04:18.110 --> 00:04:21.930 for them. It's also pretty apparent why it was 00:04:21.930 --> 00:04:26.430 under budget, though, at the same time. So here 00:04:26.430 --> 00:04:29.269 we go. Let's talk about this movie more specifically, 00:04:29.370 --> 00:04:31.589 getting into the details of what happens in this 00:04:31.589 --> 00:04:34.470 movie before I tell you why this is the worst 00:04:34.470 --> 00:04:38.750 movie I've ever seen. Stacey's Mom. So first 00:04:38.750 --> 00:04:43.029 we get this intro song that it part sounds like 00:04:43.029 --> 00:04:46.110 an on -Broadway cover. It really caught both 00:04:46.110 --> 00:04:47.790 of our attentions because Claire watched some 00:04:47.790 --> 00:04:50.269 of this with me as well. But the lyrics are, 00:04:50.449 --> 00:04:53.290 you know you need a good woman. So that is the 00:04:53.290 --> 00:04:55.810 name of the song as it runs over these animated 00:04:55.810 --> 00:04:59.889 intro credits. Kind of introducing the people, 00:04:59.949 --> 00:05:02.189 but not really. It's kind of going through them 00:05:02.189 --> 00:05:04.629 and showing all these people. But we get pretty 00:05:04.629 --> 00:05:07.410 much the entire song. It is a three minute intro 00:05:07.410 --> 00:05:13.870 of this drawn on who's in this movie for Stacy's 00:05:13.870 --> 00:05:16.970 mom. I also said this already, but this was just 00:05:16.970 --> 00:05:20.310 a note I had that the writer also directed. So 00:05:20.310 --> 00:05:24.970 that's a good start. Usually, I won't say this 00:05:24.970 --> 00:05:26.970 is always because sometimes there are people 00:05:26.970 --> 00:05:28.490 that can actually pull it off and everything 00:05:28.490 --> 00:05:31.970 like that. But for the most part, especially 00:05:31.970 --> 00:05:35.790 on this channel, the movies that have been written 00:05:35.790 --> 00:05:38.670 and directed by the same person, there's usually 00:05:38.670 --> 00:05:41.649 a reason why they're on this list. I have another 00:05:41.649 --> 00:05:44.839 one coming out. Later that not only is written 00:05:44.839 --> 00:05:46.939 and directed by the same person, but also stars 00:05:46.939 --> 00:05:50.360 the same person. There's a lot of people that 00:05:50.360 --> 00:05:53.459 I can give credit to. Alone in the Dark just 00:05:53.459 --> 00:05:57.199 came to mind because Yuba Bull, he definitely 00:05:57.199 --> 00:06:01.240 wrote, directed it. So a lot of these movies 00:06:01.240 --> 00:06:03.300 that are written, directed by the same people 00:06:03.300 --> 00:06:06.899 usually are the same quality. And sometimes, 00:06:06.980 --> 00:06:10.100 not always, but sometimes qualify for this show. 00:06:12.170 --> 00:06:14.550 I also think now is a good time to remind you 00:06:14.550 --> 00:06:17.970 the qualifier for this show, at least in my opinion, 00:06:18.050 --> 00:06:20.050 it doesn't always have to be this way, but at 00:06:20.050 --> 00:06:23.870 least in my opinion, is under 40 % audience and 00:06:23.870 --> 00:06:26.949 critic score because I don't think it's right 00:06:26.949 --> 00:06:30.089 that one would be super high and one would be 00:06:30.089 --> 00:06:33.149 super low and that would still count as a bad 00:06:33.149 --> 00:06:37.430 movie. I usually go with things that are both 00:06:37.430 --> 00:06:42.449 under 40 % on both sides. This one. Only has 00:06:42.449 --> 00:06:46.350 an audience score and is 32%, just to give you 00:06:46.350 --> 00:06:49.490 an idea of where we stand for this one. The very 00:06:49.490 --> 00:06:52.529 beginning is a flash forward. We don't know this 00:06:52.529 --> 00:06:54.550 in the beginning. So our characters in this movie 00:06:54.550 --> 00:06:57.269 are the four boys, Stacy and her mom, and then 00:06:57.269 --> 00:06:59.449 there's some teachers and some parents that kind 00:06:59.449 --> 00:07:02.269 of are scattered throughout. So Tommy is mowing 00:07:02.269 --> 00:07:06.250 the lawn of Stacy's house, and basically Stacy 00:07:06.250 --> 00:07:08.310 walks out first, and we get a little bit of Tommy 00:07:08.310 --> 00:07:11.500 monologuing. in his head you know the thought 00:07:11.500 --> 00:07:14.360 process and everything and he's like the prettiest 00:07:14.360 --> 00:07:17.439 girl I ever saw was Stacy and it just does a 00:07:17.439 --> 00:07:22.579 slow motion capture of Stacy and Stacy is just 00:07:22.579 --> 00:07:25.600 like I'll see you in the pool later and Tommy's 00:07:25.600 --> 00:07:28.980 like yeah see you later and then he monologues 00:07:28.980 --> 00:07:32.100 again it was just like that was until I saw Stacy's 00:07:32.100 --> 00:07:35.240 mom who walks out Wearing nothing but like a 00:07:35.240 --> 00:07:38.480 towel around her because she just showered. And 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:41.740 it does another slow motion. Guess which one's 00:07:41.740 --> 00:07:44.000 longer? I bet you can guess because the title 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:46.660 of the movie isn't Stacy. It is Stacy's mom, 00:07:46.720 --> 00:07:50.220 of course. So it flashes back to five months 00:07:50.220 --> 00:07:53.819 earlier. Five months earlier starts with Tommy 00:07:53.819 --> 00:07:58.300 on the phone with Mark. Mark is your stereotypical 00:07:58.300 --> 00:08:02.720 fat kid. I say stereotypical fat kid because, 00:08:02.839 --> 00:08:05.779 really, he's not that big compared to a lot of 00:08:05.779 --> 00:08:09.519 other people that we see in this thing. But he 00:08:09.519 --> 00:08:14.199 is a little bigger. In the background of the 00:08:14.199 --> 00:08:17.000 scene, Mark is having breakfast. And in the background 00:08:17.000 --> 00:08:18.819 of the scene, I just want it to be known that 00:08:18.819 --> 00:08:23.019 we see Edie's. Not Wheaties. Edie's. They basically 00:08:23.019 --> 00:08:25.540 took off the W and H off of the box. And, like, 00:08:25.540 --> 00:08:28.079 they left the gap even. So that, I guess, they 00:08:28.079 --> 00:08:32.610 wouldn't get sued. But yeah, that's the beginning 00:08:32.610 --> 00:08:38.169 of Mark and his intro and the fact that his parents 00:08:38.169 --> 00:08:40.409 offer him milk for his cereal and he's like, 00:08:40.590 --> 00:08:42.549 nah, I'm good, and then just shoves his face 00:08:42.549 --> 00:08:46.669 into the bowl of Edie's, I'm guessing. To juxtapose 00:08:46.669 --> 00:08:51.529 that, we see the character of Uncle Dick. Uncle 00:08:51.529 --> 00:08:55.730 Dick is Tommy's uncle who has been living with 00:08:55.730 --> 00:08:57.710 them for the last six months because he lost 00:08:57.710 --> 00:09:00.450 his job. He's kind of become like this health 00:09:00.450 --> 00:09:02.970 nut, but he's also very hard on himself about 00:09:02.970 --> 00:09:06.029 it. And now he just kind of torments fat people. 00:09:06.129 --> 00:09:08.970 So like there's this fat guy like walking outside 00:09:08.970 --> 00:09:11.809 of their house that Uncle Dick sees and he runs 00:09:11.809 --> 00:09:17.029 out there with a burger on fire. And like. This 00:09:17.029 --> 00:09:18.990 is five seconds. I don't know where he got this 00:09:18.990 --> 00:09:22.990 burger from. And the fire is terrible CGI. It 00:09:22.990 --> 00:09:26.289 looks fake as hell. And it's just like engulfing 00:09:26.289 --> 00:09:28.950 this burger. And he's just like tormenting this 00:09:28.950 --> 00:09:32.289 fat guy. And the fat guy starts crying only to 00:09:32.289 --> 00:09:35.070 get Uncle Dick to blow out the burger. And then 00:09:35.070 --> 00:09:37.570 he grabs the burger and eats it. And then he 00:09:37.570 --> 00:09:40.470 has a heart attack and dies after a fart joke. 00:09:40.929 --> 00:09:45.769 And I say he dies because, truthfully, He never 00:09:45.769 --> 00:09:49.850 comes back into this movie. So he either faked 00:09:49.850 --> 00:09:52.049 this heart attack or actually had one, is laying 00:09:52.049 --> 00:09:54.669 on the ground, and we never see him again. So 00:09:54.669 --> 00:09:57.850 this dude might have actually died. The next 00:09:57.850 --> 00:10:00.610 little kid friend we see is Roland, and he is 00:10:00.610 --> 00:10:03.289 talking to his older brother, Randall. Roland 00:10:03.289 --> 00:10:06.950 is a black child. I just want it to be known 00:10:06.950 --> 00:10:13.399 because this movie makes that a point. Any stereotype 00:10:13.399 --> 00:10:17.220 that I go into is mostly because this movie makes 00:10:17.220 --> 00:10:21.899 it that way. So Roland is worried about the fact 00:10:21.899 --> 00:10:25.139 that he has very hairy balls. We don't know it 00:10:25.139 --> 00:10:27.259 originally, but then he mentions about a shaver, 00:10:27.299 --> 00:10:30.279 like a razor or whatever. And Randall, his brother's 00:10:30.279 --> 00:10:31.940 just like, no, let me see it. I'm sure it's not 00:10:31.940 --> 00:10:36.039 that bad. And immediately he freaks out after 00:10:36.039 --> 00:10:37.700 seeing it and goes, it looks like you're getting 00:10:37.700 --> 00:10:42.779 sucked off by Macy Gray down that shit. This 00:10:42.779 --> 00:10:45.779 is the best line of the entire movie. It's the 00:10:45.779 --> 00:10:48.759 only one that made me, like, cry laughing. Everything 00:10:48.759 --> 00:10:52.080 else is ridiculous. It's the last two days of 00:10:52.080 --> 00:10:55.139 summer, so Tommy now goes downstairs, and he 00:10:55.139 --> 00:10:58.039 sees his dad, and his dad's playing Atari. He 00:10:58.039 --> 00:11:00.419 also has his shirt unbuttoned, and the Atari 00:11:00.419 --> 00:11:04.960 joystick is very low, and he's grunting and making 00:11:04.960 --> 00:11:07.419 these noises while he's playing. It's obviously 00:11:07.419 --> 00:11:12.399 a euphemism for jerking off. Apparently his dad, 00:11:12.600 --> 00:11:15.340 his name is Richard, but that's never actually 00:11:15.340 --> 00:11:17.899 addressed in the final cut of the movie. So Richard 00:11:17.899 --> 00:11:23.519 owes Tommy money. The only reason this is important 00:11:23.519 --> 00:11:26.899 is because it comes back later and is one of 00:11:26.899 --> 00:11:31.740 the things that changes Tommy in the end. Richard 00:11:31.740 --> 00:11:34.620 doesn't pay him and basically Tommy's just pissed 00:11:34.620 --> 00:11:38.850 about it. Then he's talking with Mark. And they're 00:11:38.850 --> 00:11:40.529 talking about this party that they're going to 00:11:40.529 --> 00:11:44.950 have that essentially they're still stuck at 00:11:44.950 --> 00:11:48.250 the kids table. And this is where we also meet 00:11:48.250 --> 00:11:51.269 our fourth friend. Our fourth friend is Juan. 00:11:51.909 --> 00:11:55.210 Juan is a little Mexican kid played by an actor 00:11:55.210 --> 00:11:57.549 that definitely looks more Indian than Mexican. 00:11:57.610 --> 00:12:00.669 And I'm pretty sure he is because other roles 00:12:00.669 --> 00:12:04.879 include him playing Samir in 17 again. which 00:12:04.879 --> 00:12:07.360 I'm pretty sure was an Indian role, not a Mexican 00:12:07.360 --> 00:12:09.820 role. But, you know, take the work where you 00:12:09.820 --> 00:12:14.220 can get it, kid. Juan is also, he's driven up 00:12:14.220 --> 00:12:17.419 in, like, a shitbox car that's, like, barely 00:12:17.419 --> 00:12:19.820 running that's loaded with people, and they just 00:12:19.820 --> 00:12:22.200 kind of toss him out the window as he's, like, 00:12:22.200 --> 00:12:26.379 on top of people. I'm not joking. Also, the closed 00:12:26.379 --> 00:12:29.639 captioning says, as he pulls up, Mexican music. 00:12:31.000 --> 00:12:35.090 Nothing else. Mexican music. Like I said, this 00:12:35.090 --> 00:12:41.289 movie buys into the stereotypes insanely. Like, 00:12:41.289 --> 00:12:45.509 completely insane stereotypes. There's a part 00:12:45.509 --> 00:12:49.289 that I'm going to get to that every last character 00:12:49.289 --> 00:12:54.070 introduced in this bit is a stereotype. So these 00:12:54.070 --> 00:12:55.690 kids are all at this party. They're stuck at 00:12:55.690 --> 00:12:57.509 the kids' table, you know, and they're kind of 00:12:57.509 --> 00:13:00.769 like... talking and everything and not understanding 00:13:00.769 --> 00:13:03.210 why they're at the kids table and just there's 00:13:03.210 --> 00:13:05.509 a lot of conversation in this movie that goes 00:13:05.509 --> 00:13:07.669 nowhere where they're just kind of talking and 00:13:07.669 --> 00:13:10.009 it's about nothing in particular i think they 00:13:10.009 --> 00:13:13.250 were trying to write like a real situation sometimes 00:13:13.250 --> 00:13:18.049 but it's not actually real meanwhile they have 00:13:18.049 --> 00:13:20.669 a new neighbor that is coming over to the party 00:13:20.669 --> 00:13:24.269 her name is stacy Stacey is probably the most 00:13:24.269 --> 00:13:26.470 gorgeous girl these kids have seen because they're 00:13:26.470 --> 00:13:30.110 all kind of nerdy kids and whatever. And they 00:13:30.110 --> 00:13:33.450 make a pact right then, right there that no woman 00:13:33.450 --> 00:13:36.070 will ever become the pinnacle of our obsessions 00:13:36.070 --> 00:13:39.450 to each other. They are standing pat that it 00:13:39.450 --> 00:13:44.129 is bros before hoes forever until somebody comes 00:13:44.129 --> 00:13:47.009 to pick Stacey up. And that is Stacey's mom. 00:13:48.439 --> 00:13:51.860 Stacy's mom, again, it is another slow motion 00:13:51.860 --> 00:13:56.240 introduction about Stacy's mom. And of course, 00:13:56.240 --> 00:14:01.139 in this, she even eats a hot dog. I mean, who 00:14:01.139 --> 00:14:04.700 doesn't love to see a hot mom eating a glizzy? 00:14:04.879 --> 00:14:07.220 But as Claire says at this point, she goes, she's 00:14:07.220 --> 00:14:10.340 not even attractive. And she's kind of right. 00:14:10.539 --> 00:14:14.120 Stacy's mom is, you can find her attractive. 00:14:14.220 --> 00:14:16.019 That's fine and everything like that. But I'll 00:14:16.019 --> 00:14:20.379 be honest. I agree. She's not really that attractive. 00:14:20.500 --> 00:14:22.279 Or at least in this movie, she doesn't even look 00:14:22.279 --> 00:14:25.320 that attractive. But, you know, we're supposed 00:14:25.320 --> 00:14:29.440 to feel like she is this demanding of attention 00:14:29.440 --> 00:14:34.600 woman. She is Stacy's mom of the movie. After 00:14:34.600 --> 00:14:37.960 the party, the kids go and stay in their treehouse. 00:14:38.019 --> 00:14:41.399 You know, the four boys. One of these things 00:14:41.399 --> 00:14:44.519 they do at their sleepovers is pixie stick inhaling. 00:14:44.519 --> 00:14:46.379 Of course, they make it like a cocaine line. 00:14:46.620 --> 00:14:49.240 And it needs to be said that the black kid, Roland, 00:14:49.440 --> 00:14:52.360 the only black kid, is the one who cuts the lines. 00:14:52.559 --> 00:14:56.440 And yeah, it just needed to be said. The other 00:14:56.440 --> 00:14:59.340 things they do at this is they watch movies usually. 00:14:59.500 --> 00:15:02.379 But it's not usually movies that are just for 00:15:02.379 --> 00:15:05.940 fun. It's movies where they can find... boobies 00:15:05.940 --> 00:15:09.539 or sex scenes or whatever, including they watched 00:15:09.539 --> 00:15:13.820 Fatal Attraction at this particular one, which 00:15:13.820 --> 00:15:17.320 they had on VHS. And yes, I am a nerd. I will 00:15:17.320 --> 00:15:20.080 point it out. They had VHSs the first time they 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:22.100 do one of these sleepovers and they have DVDs 00:15:22.100 --> 00:15:24.740 the rest of the times. Do they have a DVD player 00:15:24.740 --> 00:15:28.419 and a VHS player up there? I don't know. I want 00:15:28.419 --> 00:15:30.759 to know. And that is bugging the shit out of 00:15:30.759 --> 00:15:34.539 me as the nerd I am. They wake up from the sleepover, 00:15:34.679 --> 00:15:41.600 and of course, they draw attention to the fact 00:15:41.600 --> 00:15:44.139 that two of the boys' sleeping bags are kind 00:15:44.139 --> 00:15:47.080 of pitching a tent. The first one you see that's 00:15:47.080 --> 00:15:50.740 revealed is Mark, who just happens to have a 00:15:50.740 --> 00:15:54.519 soda bottle under his sleeping bag. The other 00:15:54.519 --> 00:15:57.059 one is Tommy, and he does not know what to do, 00:15:57.200 --> 00:16:00.299 and Mark gives him the advice to just rub it 00:16:00.299 --> 00:16:03.679 out. That will make you feel better and that 00:16:03.679 --> 00:16:08.759 will make it go away. So Tommy actually gets 00:16:08.759 --> 00:16:11.000 up and stands in the corner and starts rubbing 00:16:11.000 --> 00:16:14.240 one out. While Juan and Roland also wake up. 00:16:14.299 --> 00:16:16.480 And Roland, who's been having the problems with 00:16:16.480 --> 00:16:19.820 his hair, now has a beard that has grown overnight. 00:16:20.840 --> 00:16:23.019 And the joke the entire time for this entire 00:16:23.019 --> 00:16:25.240 movie is that Roland is just going through the 00:16:25.240 --> 00:16:28.039 changes faster than anybody. So he gets that 00:16:28.039 --> 00:16:34.659 beard and... borrows a razor from Richard, Tommy's 00:16:34.659 --> 00:16:37.440 dad, to get rid of the beard in the next scene. 00:16:38.799 --> 00:16:41.419 This was the last day of summer, so now the boys, 00:16:41.519 --> 00:16:43.659 unfortunately, they have to go back to school. 00:16:44.539 --> 00:16:46.779 And wouldn't you know it, let's have a little 00:16:46.779 --> 00:16:51.019 10 -minute scene of them just introducing the 00:16:51.019 --> 00:16:52.639 teachers and all their quirks and everything 00:16:52.639 --> 00:16:58.919 like that. There's the science teacher who has 00:16:58.919 --> 00:17:01.960 his wife's finger in a jar for no reason. There's 00:17:01.960 --> 00:17:05.759 the history teacher that is 112 years old that 00:17:05.759 --> 00:17:08.259 apparently they had to revoice. And it's the 00:17:08.259 --> 00:17:10.920 voice of the producer that is talking for him 00:17:10.920 --> 00:17:14.779 in that whole scene. And then there's the Asian 00:17:14.779 --> 00:17:19.680 lady who is in charge of English. And we've got 00:17:19.680 --> 00:17:25.140 Professor Wood, who is the sex ed teacher. Comes 00:17:25.140 --> 00:17:28.519 across as a real creep. And finally, one of the 00:17:28.519 --> 00:17:33.079 guys is Joey Diaz. Joey Diaz is Professor... 00:17:33.079 --> 00:17:38.140 Sorry, he's not Professor. He's Frankie the Teach. 00:17:39.880 --> 00:17:42.180 Joey Diaz, if you don't know who we're talking 00:17:42.180 --> 00:17:47.720 about, he is basically a mafia actor, is what 00:17:47.720 --> 00:17:50.359 I would call him. You've seen him before in a 00:17:50.359 --> 00:17:54.950 mafia role. He's been in The Many Saints of Newark. 00:17:55.190 --> 00:17:58.430 He's Big Tony in The Longest Yard, the new remake. 00:17:58.829 --> 00:18:00.589 He's been in a ton of stuff. You've probably 00:18:00.589 --> 00:18:02.970 seen him in something. Well, Frankie the Teach 00:18:02.970 --> 00:18:06.250 likes to say the F -bomb at these kids a ton 00:18:06.250 --> 00:18:08.730 and just kind of swear and call them a bunch 00:18:08.730 --> 00:18:16.329 of different things, really. He likes to push 00:18:16.329 --> 00:18:18.230 the envelope with things you can probably say 00:18:18.230 --> 00:18:22.049 to students. He also, I would say, is the one 00:18:22.049 --> 00:18:24.509 person in this movie that you might recognize. 00:18:24.690 --> 00:18:27.410 Everybody else in this movie, I don't think there's 00:18:27.410 --> 00:18:32.309 anybody that I really recognize at all. There's 00:18:32.309 --> 00:18:35.750 also the music teacher who is Professor Alfred 00:18:35.750 --> 00:18:39.269 Von Bob. Alfred Von Bob, we have seen before 00:18:39.269 --> 00:18:42.410 in this movie, he came to the party as well to 00:18:42.410 --> 00:18:45.529 pick up Stacy because he is dating Stacy's mom. 00:18:46.910 --> 00:18:50.339 So the boys the entire time are kind of... mad 00:18:50.339 --> 00:18:54.039 at alfred von bob because they're like this guy 00:18:54.039 --> 00:18:57.000 how does he pull off a teacher how does he pull 00:18:57.000 --> 00:19:00.799 off a hottie like this this guy really so that's 00:19:00.799 --> 00:19:04.740 part of this movie as well this whole thing of 00:19:04.740 --> 00:19:07.640 the rundown of the weird teachers i just feel 00:19:07.640 --> 00:19:10.500 like the writers and the directors were thinking 00:19:10.500 --> 00:19:13.119 like this is so relatable look at this we're 00:19:13.119 --> 00:19:16.799 gonna run this it was 10 minutes long like it's 00:19:17.210 --> 00:19:18.789 It's one thing if they just made it quick and 00:19:18.789 --> 00:19:20.230 they just run through all these teachers and 00:19:20.230 --> 00:19:22.890 everything like that. They made it so long that 00:19:22.890 --> 00:19:24.930 none of it was funny and none of it was relatable. 00:19:25.829 --> 00:19:28.430 Everything about it just felt like it was torture 00:19:28.430 --> 00:19:32.329 really. Well, after the first day, Stacy is talking 00:19:32.329 --> 00:19:35.119 with the boys. And just kind of like asking him 00:19:35.119 --> 00:19:37.259 how the day was and everything. And she loves 00:19:37.259 --> 00:19:39.460 school because, of course, it's Stacy. She's 00:19:39.460 --> 00:19:41.599 a good girl. She likes to get good grades and 00:19:41.599 --> 00:19:44.039 make her life easier in the end. She wants to 00:19:44.039 --> 00:19:45.900 go to a good college, everything like that, even 00:19:45.900 --> 00:19:47.859 though I'm pretty sure this is junior high is 00:19:47.859 --> 00:19:50.559 what they said at the end of this thing. And 00:19:50.559 --> 00:19:53.480 the boys, of course, are just agreeing with her 00:19:53.480 --> 00:19:55.759 because they want to agree with her. And then 00:19:55.759 --> 00:19:59.019 Stacy's mom comes to pick her up. And she has 00:19:59.019 --> 00:20:02.079 a convertible, a white convertible. And she steps 00:20:02.079 --> 00:20:06.299 out. and is like saying hi to the boys and everything. 00:20:06.400 --> 00:20:08.380 She recognizes them from the party. They also 00:20:08.380 --> 00:20:12.319 kind of went swimming at one point before the 00:20:12.319 --> 00:20:14.039 summer was over, but it wasn't really that big 00:20:14.039 --> 00:20:16.000 a scene, so I wasn't making a big deal of it. 00:20:17.059 --> 00:20:20.119 But she recognizes the boys, and she knows all 00:20:20.119 --> 00:20:22.059 their names and everything like that, knows their 00:20:22.059 --> 00:20:25.140 personalities, you know, as a good friend mom 00:20:25.140 --> 00:20:29.359 does. That's the thing. So a lot of this is going 00:20:29.359 --> 00:20:31.119 to be like awkward and everything like that, 00:20:31.160 --> 00:20:33.799 but it's not awkward from her perspective. I 00:20:33.799 --> 00:20:35.779 think, I think she's just doing the right thing. 00:20:35.819 --> 00:20:40.259 Like being the like parent who kind of knows 00:20:40.259 --> 00:20:44.420 your daughter's friends and everything. I do 00:20:44.420 --> 00:20:46.660 also kind of find it weird that Stacy just hangs 00:20:46.660 --> 00:20:48.839 out with four boys, but you know, whatever. I 00:20:48.839 --> 00:20:52.759 mean, that's, that's your choice, I guess. Well, 00:20:52.859 --> 00:20:55.630 as she gets out of her car, All the boys apparently 00:20:55.630 --> 00:20:58.690 have the same fantasy at the same time of her 00:20:58.690 --> 00:21:01.630 just like undoing her shirt and revealing her 00:21:01.630 --> 00:21:03.890 boobs. You don't actually see the boobs. No, 00:21:03.910 --> 00:21:06.170 they make an American Beauty reference where 00:21:06.170 --> 00:21:09.789 it's just like rose petals flying out at them. 00:21:11.150 --> 00:21:15.269 The thing is, as well, the CGI on the rose petals 00:21:15.269 --> 00:21:19.829 is bad, too, where it's just obviously like done 00:21:19.829 --> 00:21:24.190 in. microsoft paint that's how bad it is it's 00:21:24.190 --> 00:21:27.609 just it's blatantly obvious how bad these pedals 00:21:27.609 --> 00:21:29.690 are they don't look real at all or anything like 00:21:29.690 --> 00:21:32.970 that and they all are having the same fantasy 00:21:32.970 --> 00:21:35.470 and like try to move the pedals out of the way 00:21:35.470 --> 00:21:37.890 and then it flashes them still trying to get 00:21:37.890 --> 00:21:39.329 the pedals out of the way but it's like real 00:21:39.329 --> 00:21:41.410 life where stacy and stacy's mom have already 00:21:41.410 --> 00:21:43.170 left and they're just all like trying to bat 00:21:43.170 --> 00:21:46.210 away these pedals that aren't there anymore so 00:21:46.210 --> 00:21:50.839 now it's at least a couple days later The boys 00:21:50.839 --> 00:21:52.960 are all playing at Tommy's house, you know, having 00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:55.319 a good time, everything like that. They're talking 00:21:55.319 --> 00:21:58.039 a little bit. Stacy's mom steps out of the house 00:21:58.039 --> 00:22:01.180 and she like waves at them, says hi boys and 00:22:01.180 --> 00:22:04.880 like gets in her car and leaves. Tommy notices 00:22:04.880 --> 00:22:08.039 that she left the door open and he wanting to 00:22:08.039 --> 00:22:10.099 be this upstanding gentleman wants to close it 00:22:10.099 --> 00:22:13.740 for her so that nobody can break into their house. 00:22:14.839 --> 00:22:17.279 The other boys think it's a great opportunity 00:22:17.279 --> 00:22:21.779 to sneak into. stacy mom stacy's mom's house 00:22:21.779 --> 00:22:26.400 not even like 10 seconds in to being in the house 00:22:26.400 --> 00:22:31.700 roland and mark are having a fight with dildos 00:22:31.700 --> 00:22:36.680 and there's a point where they even like turn 00:22:36.680 --> 00:22:39.579 it on they're all vibrating they rub it against 00:22:39.579 --> 00:22:42.380 their faces and they even Like say it smells 00:22:42.380 --> 00:22:44.980 funny. But originally they are playing dildo 00:22:44.980 --> 00:22:46.880 lightsabers. And they do the scene from Star 00:22:46.880 --> 00:22:49.740 Wars. Where he loses his arm. And it was actually 00:22:49.740 --> 00:22:54.079 kind of funny. But yeah. Then they start rubbing 00:22:54.079 --> 00:22:59.079 dildos on their face. Yeah. And they even make 00:22:59.079 --> 00:23:02.420 a joke. That it smells funny. So it's just. You 00:23:02.420 --> 00:23:07.339 know. Cool. Good humor. Tommy's just like we 00:23:07.339 --> 00:23:09.119 need to get out of here. We need to find Juan. 00:23:09.279 --> 00:23:12.140 Where is he? So they walk into her bedroom because 00:23:12.140 --> 00:23:14.279 these dildos were in the bathroom. They walk 00:23:14.279 --> 00:23:16.880 into the bedroom and Juan pops out of the closet 00:23:16.880 --> 00:23:19.720 and he is wearing like four bras wrapped around 00:23:19.720 --> 00:23:25.640 him and scares the boys. Also, Mark decides he 00:23:25.640 --> 00:23:28.099 wants to see what it's like on the bed. So he 00:23:28.099 --> 00:23:30.460 crawls onto the bed and does like sexual positions, 00:23:30.559 --> 00:23:34.000 which they do like this whole scene of like they 00:23:34.000 --> 00:23:37.319 do snapshots of him just like grinding on this 00:23:37.319 --> 00:23:40.430 bed. If you don't feel uncomfortable yet, good 00:23:40.430 --> 00:23:44.130 for you, because I already felt very uncomfortable 00:23:44.130 --> 00:23:47.190 at this point. They get stuck in the house as 00:23:47.190 --> 00:23:50.630 they hear Stacy's mom comes back and basically 00:23:50.630 --> 00:23:53.650 hide, trying to get out of there without being 00:23:53.650 --> 00:23:58.130 caught. And as they're hiding, Juan realizes 00:23:58.130 --> 00:24:02.130 one of the bras is stuck on his shoe. And so 00:24:02.130 --> 00:24:03.750 he tries to kick it off and he kicks it in the 00:24:03.750 --> 00:24:06.609 middle of the hallway. And Stacy's mom walks 00:24:06.609 --> 00:24:09.700 right past them. Picks up the bra, doesn't even 00:24:09.700 --> 00:24:12.079 look either way, and then just walks upstairs 00:24:12.079 --> 00:24:16.140 and puts it back. Just no big deal, just your 00:24:16.140 --> 00:24:20.740 bras are everywhere, you know, as you do. So 00:24:20.740 --> 00:24:23.579 yeah, that happens and they get out scot -free 00:24:23.579 --> 00:24:26.279 and there's no problems because, you know, it's 00:24:26.279 --> 00:24:30.660 the boys. They're just, boys will be boys. There's 00:24:30.660 --> 00:24:32.299 a couple things we're getting up to in this movie, 00:24:32.380 --> 00:24:34.640 but now seems like a good time to take a break 00:24:34.640 --> 00:24:36.799 and give a shout out to the people that guessed 00:24:36.799 --> 00:24:41.539 our bad movie correctly. That is Porn Stash Podcast 00:24:41.539 --> 00:24:45.900 J. 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So congratulations, Jay. 00:25:41.940 --> 00:25:45.140 Listen to the Pornstache podcast wherever you 00:25:45.140 --> 00:25:48.960 find your podcasts. So here comes the whole crux 00:25:48.960 --> 00:25:52.400 of the movie. This is the part where everything 00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:59.750 starts to happen. Basically, all the boys want 00:25:59.750 --> 00:26:02.450 to try to impress Stacy's mom. And they all go 00:26:02.450 --> 00:26:09.390 about it with different ways. So, the first way 00:26:09.390 --> 00:26:13.450 is that Tommy goes to the sex ed teacher, whose 00:26:13.450 --> 00:26:16.569 name is Professor Wood. And originally, I just 00:26:16.569 --> 00:26:19.829 thought that was crazy on its own. And then he 00:26:19.829 --> 00:26:24.789 told him to call himself Harry. So Tommy is talking 00:26:24.789 --> 00:26:31.430 to a sex ed professor called Harry Wood. How 00:26:31.430 --> 00:26:34.250 this movie didn't win an Oscar for writing, I 00:26:34.250 --> 00:26:37.549 will never know. I will say that Professor Wood 00:26:37.549 --> 00:26:41.809 gives me the creeps. And Tommy is trying to explain 00:26:41.809 --> 00:26:44.849 to him. It's like a common misconception where 00:26:44.849 --> 00:26:47.450 he's just kind of like, yeah, I want to impress 00:26:47.450 --> 00:26:52.119 this girl. Oh, OK. And so you want to. you're 00:26:52.119 --> 00:26:54.660 not using a rubber oh my god like it's it's a 00:26:54.660 --> 00:26:57.279 complete misunderstanding every time and finally 00:26:57.279 --> 00:26:59.180 tommy gets his point across and is just like 00:26:59.180 --> 00:27:02.839 no i want to know how to like make a woman happy 00:27:02.839 --> 00:27:07.900 and everything like that and professor wood instead 00:27:07.900 --> 00:27:11.380 of you know like giving him suggestions about 00:27:11.380 --> 00:27:14.559 taking her to a nice restaurant or something 00:27:14.559 --> 00:27:17.319 like that you know date stuff that kind of thing 00:27:18.029 --> 00:27:21.450 He gives Tommy a bunch of porn and porn magazines 00:27:21.450 --> 00:27:27.710 that the boys all then in the treehouse go and 00:27:27.710 --> 00:27:31.670 watch, of course, or read, including there's 00:27:31.670 --> 00:27:34.210 some magazines that Juan sees that basically 00:27:34.210 --> 00:27:37.069 he sees that he needs to change himself in order 00:27:37.069 --> 00:27:44.029 to be the perfect ladies man. And this is the 00:27:44.029 --> 00:27:46.130 part where I said that they had DVDs instead 00:27:46.130 --> 00:27:49.319 of VHS. Yeah, that bugged the shit out of me 00:27:49.319 --> 00:27:51.940 because now they're playing a DVD player. This 00:27:51.940 --> 00:27:55.039 is also the part where I will say if you were 00:27:55.039 --> 00:27:56.779 watching this movie because you wanted to see 00:27:56.779 --> 00:27:59.059 boobs or something like that, you may glimpse 00:27:59.059 --> 00:28:02.279 five seconds worth of boobs in this scene because 00:28:02.279 --> 00:28:05.839 they have porn on and they kind of show it small 00:28:05.839 --> 00:28:10.440 screen in the screen. You know, you may see like 00:28:10.440 --> 00:28:12.359 five seconds of boobs if that's what you're watching 00:28:12.359 --> 00:28:14.380 this movie for. So here's your five seconds of 00:28:14.380 --> 00:28:16.980 boobs. Good luck. All of them have come up with 00:28:16.980 --> 00:28:19.119 basically the same plan. They want to do something 00:28:19.119 --> 00:28:21.220 to better themselves to make themselves stand 00:28:21.220 --> 00:28:25.539 out. So one of the things that Mark does is Mark 00:28:25.539 --> 00:28:28.519 goes to ask for help from Uncle Dick, who can't 00:28:28.519 --> 00:28:31.039 help but call him Jabba the Hutt or Butterball 00:28:31.039 --> 00:28:34.619 or all of these mean names because he's fat phobic. 00:28:35.640 --> 00:28:38.460 Mark wants to go to Uncle Dick to ask him about 00:28:38.460 --> 00:28:43.680 health help. He wants to start losing some weight. 00:28:44.079 --> 00:28:46.680 He wants to get healthier and that kind of stuff. 00:28:47.359 --> 00:28:52.140 And like, basically he breaks it down to uncle 00:28:52.140 --> 00:28:54.319 Dick, just saying like, and like, I just dream 00:28:54.319 --> 00:28:59.099 of holding her massive breasts and uncle Dick 00:28:59.099 --> 00:29:01.079 can totally relate. And it's like, okay, cool. 00:29:01.240 --> 00:29:04.200 I'll help you out. I've said at this point, the 00:29:04.200 --> 00:29:06.099 adults in this movie are just absolutely terrible. 00:29:06.819 --> 00:29:08.839 Tommy's dad is a piece of shit who just plays 00:29:08.839 --> 00:29:10.819 video games all the time and won't pay him back 00:29:10.819 --> 00:29:13.779 money that he owes him. Uncle Dick is fat phobic 00:29:13.779 --> 00:29:16.099 and just makes fun of fat people the entire movie. 00:29:16.859 --> 00:29:19.900 Professor Wood gave porn to children. We got 00:29:19.900 --> 00:29:21.859 Frankie the Teach who's just swearing at these 00:29:21.859 --> 00:29:24.480 kids, which is like the lowest worst part of 00:29:24.480 --> 00:29:28.079 this movie. I don't get it. I don't get why these 00:29:28.079 --> 00:29:30.960 humans or these adults are such pieces of shit. 00:29:31.420 --> 00:29:37.720 And meanwhile, I'll also say again. There's people 00:29:37.720 --> 00:29:39.519 that might be saying like, well, Stacy's mom 00:29:39.519 --> 00:29:42.019 didn't like turn down any of these boys or anything 00:29:42.019 --> 00:29:44.960 like that. I see it totally from her angle where 00:29:44.960 --> 00:29:47.740 she's just being a supportive mom to her daughter's 00:29:47.740 --> 00:29:52.279 friends. Like, I totally see that. So she's probably 00:29:52.279 --> 00:29:54.680 the best adult in this while the rest of them 00:29:54.680 --> 00:29:58.640 are just absolute garbage. But, you know, whatever. 00:29:59.519 --> 00:30:02.359 Well, I'll say except for Von Bob. Von Bob is 00:30:02.359 --> 00:30:04.200 kind of just like he's just doing his thing. 00:30:04.650 --> 00:30:06.930 and being a normal person. And the boys just 00:30:06.930 --> 00:30:09.529 hate him because, you know, he's dating Stacey's 00:30:09.529 --> 00:30:14.509 mom. Like I said, Tommy's dad owes him money. 00:30:14.990 --> 00:30:18.089 And basically he says to Tommy, all right, fine. 00:30:18.650 --> 00:30:22.009 If you mow the lawn and do a good job, I will 00:30:22.009 --> 00:30:25.450 pay you your 10 bucks back along with another 00:30:25.450 --> 00:30:30.250 $10. And then he says $25 is a lot to a kid your 00:30:30.250 --> 00:30:32.329 age. And I just want it to be known that's not 00:30:32.329 --> 00:30:36.180 mathing. but whatever tommy takes that and was 00:30:36.180 --> 00:30:39.920 like okay fine so he starts mowing the lawn and 00:30:39.920 --> 00:30:45.839 stacy comes up to him and is saying hey tommy 00:30:45.839 --> 00:30:48.079 do you want to come to our house and like go 00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:51.160 swimming with me after you're done with your 00:30:51.160 --> 00:30:53.160 lawn and he's like yeah i just need to finish 00:30:53.160 --> 00:30:54.980 this but yeah i'll totally be over and like not 00:30:54.980 --> 00:30:57.519 really giving her the time of day and stacy's 00:30:57.519 --> 00:31:00.039 mom is also there like across the street and 00:31:00.039 --> 00:31:02.970 saying like oh look at you like getting paid 00:31:02.970 --> 00:31:05.130 to mow the lawn and everything. That's a good 00:31:05.130 --> 00:31:08.890 business acumen. I wish that I could, uh, I'd 00:31:08.890 --> 00:31:11.210 pay you to mow our lawn too. And Tommy goes, 00:31:11.329 --> 00:31:14.410 yeah, yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. And Stacy's 00:31:14.410 --> 00:31:18.009 mom's like, great. Yeah, cool. So he offers to 00:31:18.009 --> 00:31:20.950 mow their lawn as well. So he's going to mow 00:31:20.950 --> 00:31:27.339 the lawns and then go swimming with Stacy. uh 00:31:27.339 --> 00:31:30.019 stacy also asked him at this point if he was 00:31:30.019 --> 00:31:33.440 going to the natty hawkins dance that they are 00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:38.980 having um wasn't it i don't i in my old school 00:31:38.980 --> 00:31:42.019 it wasn't sadie hawkins like isn't it sadie hawkins 00:31:42.019 --> 00:31:45.559 dance can they not say sadie hawkins they had 00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:48.779 to say natty hawkins dance in this movie is that 00:31:48.779 --> 00:31:54.839 like a trademark term why why Why did they change 00:31:54.839 --> 00:31:57.680 the name of the dance? This is a common dance 00:31:57.680 --> 00:31:59.519 that people have. Like, could you not say homecoming? 00:31:59.660 --> 00:32:05.019 Would you have to say, like, domain return? Like, 00:32:05.039 --> 00:32:09.380 what is with this? When he's mowing their lawn, 00:32:09.440 --> 00:32:11.140 we have come full circle to the beginning of 00:32:11.140 --> 00:32:15.059 this movie. Also, we have learned that Roland's 00:32:15.059 --> 00:32:18.559 voice is now deeper. He woke up and he has a 00:32:18.559 --> 00:32:21.460 beard again, and his voice is deeper, which he's 00:32:21.460 --> 00:32:24.380 talking with his brother about. And his brother 00:32:24.380 --> 00:32:27.180 Randall has given him the advice that he needs 00:32:27.180 --> 00:32:29.680 to get in touch with his sensitive side a little 00:32:29.680 --> 00:32:31.599 more because he's changing and everything like 00:32:31.599 --> 00:32:35.079 that. And he's also given him the advice because 00:32:35.079 --> 00:32:37.740 Roland says he has eyes for this one girl, but 00:32:37.740 --> 00:32:40.119 she won't go to the dance with him. We all know 00:32:40.119 --> 00:32:43.539 it's Stacy's mom. And Randall has said basically 00:32:43.539 --> 00:32:46.180 invite anybody else because then when they see 00:32:46.180 --> 00:32:50.420 you with some other girl, they'll get jealous 00:32:50.420 --> 00:32:54.390 and want to be with you. So the advice in this 00:32:54.390 --> 00:32:58.250 movie so far, learn what women want by watching 00:32:58.250 --> 00:33:02.549 porn. Lose weight because you're fat. Get in 00:33:02.549 --> 00:33:04.769 touch with your sensitive side. Ask other women 00:33:04.769 --> 00:33:06.890 out so they can see you with other people and 00:33:06.890 --> 00:33:10.329 be jealous. Or do yard work all the time trying 00:33:10.329 --> 00:33:14.589 to prove that you can do something. I don't know 00:33:14.589 --> 00:33:16.690 because that's all Tommy is doing for this part 00:33:16.690 --> 00:33:21.289 of the movie is he is just doing yard work. So 00:33:21.289 --> 00:33:23.410 all these boys are doing these things. Basically, 00:33:23.529 --> 00:33:26.490 Uncle Dick is putting Mark through the ringer 00:33:26.490 --> 00:33:29.150 running and pushups and stuff like that, calling 00:33:29.150 --> 00:33:33.410 him a butterball, Jabba, whatever. So that this 00:33:33.410 --> 00:33:35.849 is all in a montage, all of this stuff happening. 00:33:36.329 --> 00:33:39.349 So that's what Mark is doing. Roland is learning 00:33:39.349 --> 00:33:41.710 how to cook. He's made his own garden so he can 00:33:41.710 --> 00:33:44.450 use fresh ingredients, that kind of stuff, including 00:33:44.450 --> 00:33:47.789 he impresses Frankie the Teach by cooking some 00:33:47.789 --> 00:33:51.480 crawfish and sausage pasta. Yes, crawfish and 00:33:51.480 --> 00:33:54.039 sausage pasta, you heard me correctly, which 00:33:54.039 --> 00:33:58.720 is not in my mind trying to be a stereotype, 00:33:58.859 --> 00:34:02.480 but being that it's this movie, I actually think 00:34:02.480 --> 00:34:08.179 that is. And then Tommy is doing yard work around 00:34:08.179 --> 00:34:11.519 the house to constantly be around Stacy and Stacy's 00:34:11.519 --> 00:34:14.239 mom, of course. They all arrive at school one 00:34:14.239 --> 00:34:16.480 day at the same time as Stacy and Stacy's mom. 00:34:16.920 --> 00:34:19.079 And Stacy's mom is talking with all of them and 00:34:19.079 --> 00:34:21.260 realizing like, Tommy, like, look at you. You 00:34:21.260 --> 00:34:23.519 have so much money now. You bought your own bike. 00:34:23.639 --> 00:34:26.760 You have your own like cell phone. You're texting 00:34:26.760 --> 00:34:29.059 people and mowing lawns and everything like that. 00:34:29.119 --> 00:34:31.780 I'm so proud of you for all your business acumen. 00:34:32.260 --> 00:34:34.460 And he's, of course, like proud of himself and, 00:34:34.500 --> 00:34:36.699 you know, trying to show off and everything like 00:34:36.699 --> 00:34:40.519 that. Meanwhile, Mark runs in and Stacy's just 00:34:40.519 --> 00:34:43.619 like, you're jogging. And like Stacy's mom's 00:34:43.619 --> 00:34:46.099 Mark, good job. Like you're doing so good. Look 00:34:46.099 --> 00:34:48.079 at you getting healthy and everything like that. 00:34:48.300 --> 00:34:51.559 And then finally Roland comes in and he had like 00:34:51.559 --> 00:34:55.420 brought flowers to give to Stacy's mom, the most 00:34:55.420 --> 00:34:58.000 beautiful woman he's seen. And she's kind of 00:34:58.000 --> 00:35:01.730 like now getting a little, okay, what? but he's 00:35:01.730 --> 00:35:03.769 being super nice and everything but it's just 00:35:03.769 --> 00:35:06.250 like look at you being a little gentleman roland 00:35:06.250 --> 00:35:09.510 like this is great oh you boys are doing so well 00:35:09.510 --> 00:35:12.969 but we haven't heard from juan in a while what 00:35:12.969 --> 00:35:16.190 the hell could juan be doing well juan saw in 00:35:16.190 --> 00:35:19.510 one of those magazines that girls love like bad 00:35:19.510 --> 00:35:23.230 boys so all of a sudden you just hear more mexican 00:35:23.230 --> 00:35:26.219 music according to closed captioning And it's 00:35:26.219 --> 00:35:28.800 a low rider with spinning rims and bouncing and 00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:31.659 everything like that. And it's like two guys 00:35:31.659 --> 00:35:36.440 that are like obvious gangbangers. Like it's, 00:35:36.440 --> 00:35:40.199 they're not hiding it. It's, it's the stereotypical 00:35:40.199 --> 00:35:42.539 gangbangers and they let one out of the back 00:35:42.539 --> 00:35:44.780 seat because they have to like push the chair 00:35:44.780 --> 00:35:47.000 up and everything like that. It's a, it's one 00:35:47.000 --> 00:35:48.980 of those, it's two doors, that kind of thing. 00:35:49.579 --> 00:35:53.300 And Juan walks up and is yelling at people like, 00:35:53.380 --> 00:35:56.480 yo, homes, and stuff like that. And he gets mad 00:35:56.480 --> 00:35:59.159 at Tommy because Tommy is taking work from Juan's 00:35:59.159 --> 00:36:01.199 dad by mowing all the lawns in the neighborhood. 00:36:02.519 --> 00:36:06.860 Yes, that is a thing. He's mad because that. 00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:12.340 Yep. And basically, he says something stupid 00:36:12.340 --> 00:36:14.400 to Stacy's mom. And I don't remember exactly 00:36:14.400 --> 00:36:16.179 what I didn't write down. And Stacy's mom's just 00:36:16.179 --> 00:36:18.530 like, whoa, Juan. I miss the little gentleman. 00:36:18.650 --> 00:36:21.690 Like, what are you doing? This is not okay. And 00:36:21.690 --> 00:36:24.789 Juan realizes, like, he's screwed up and he's 00:36:24.789 --> 00:36:27.949 going to get better. And this basically takes 00:36:27.949 --> 00:36:30.389 him out of the Stacy's mom sweepstakes in the 00:36:30.389 --> 00:36:33.429 boys' minds, obviously. Obviously, none of them 00:36:33.429 --> 00:36:34.889 have a chance. We all know where this is going. 00:36:35.630 --> 00:36:38.590 The boys, the three boys, because Juan's kind 00:36:38.590 --> 00:36:40.210 of, like, taking time for himself. He's, like, 00:36:40.210 --> 00:36:42.130 sitting in the bathroom all day feeling sorry 00:36:42.130 --> 00:36:44.989 for himself. The three boys go to talk to the 00:36:44.989 --> 00:36:47.710 sex ed professor, Professor Harry Wood, to talk 00:36:47.710 --> 00:36:49.809 about this girl and everything like that. And 00:36:49.809 --> 00:36:53.989 they admit that it's Stacy's mom. And Professor 00:36:53.989 --> 00:36:56.329 Wood keeps trying to say that basically she's 00:36:56.329 --> 00:36:58.730 a porn star. It's obvious that's what he's trying 00:36:58.730 --> 00:37:02.869 to say, but they keep cutting him off. And they 00:37:02.869 --> 00:37:05.530 get mad at Professor Wood and are just like, 00:37:05.690 --> 00:37:08.530 yeah, we'll show you, dude. It's fine. We'll 00:37:08.530 --> 00:37:11.170 show you. We got this. We don't need your help. 00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:14.980 As they're walking away, Stacey, with two of 00:37:14.980 --> 00:37:17.780 her friends, comes up and invites the three guys 00:37:17.780 --> 00:37:20.460 to the dance. Obviously not Juan, because Juan's 00:37:20.460 --> 00:37:27.000 on his own. Stacey wants to take Tommy. This 00:37:27.000 --> 00:37:29.880 other girl takes Mark. And then another black 00:37:29.880 --> 00:37:34.699 girl, a little black girl, takes Roland. And 00:37:34.699 --> 00:37:40.619 her name is Latoya. I just, again... It feels 00:37:40.619 --> 00:37:43.539 stereotypical. And that's that's the only reason 00:37:43.539 --> 00:37:45.400 I'm making comments about this is because it's 00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:49.139 just this basic level of writing just is terrible. 00:37:50.159 --> 00:37:52.360 All three of these kids have like the moment 00:37:52.360 --> 00:37:54.019 in the mirror just trying to say like, yeah, 00:37:54.099 --> 00:37:57.320 I'll show her I'll be looking my best and everything 00:37:57.320 --> 00:37:59.760 like that. And then there's one that was just 00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:04.469 like, man, I got nobody. It's just so sad for 00:38:04.469 --> 00:38:08.210 Juan. He's just the comedic relief, but it just 00:38:08.210 --> 00:38:12.789 feels so bad for him. Well, they all go to the 00:38:12.789 --> 00:38:14.829 dance, and there's like 20 people at this dance. 00:38:14.949 --> 00:38:16.250 It's supposed to be the whole school, but it's 00:38:16.250 --> 00:38:19.250 like 20 people. There's almost nobody. You recognize 00:38:19.250 --> 00:38:21.510 everybody from the same classes, everything like 00:38:21.510 --> 00:38:28.809 that. Frankie the Teach spikes the punch. Mark, 00:38:28.889 --> 00:38:30.550 because he's not drinking punch because it has 00:38:30.550 --> 00:38:34.050 too much sugar. gets some for his date who ends 00:38:34.050 --> 00:38:38.530 up getting drunk and is like drunk talking to 00:38:38.530 --> 00:38:43.409 him the whole time. Roland is with Latoya and 00:38:43.409 --> 00:38:46.269 Juan is sitting at the snacks just going, Juan 00:38:46.269 --> 00:38:52.949 is the loneliest number. It's such a stupid joke. 00:38:54.969 --> 00:38:58.269 It's so good. And of course, somebody walks up 00:38:58.269 --> 00:39:00.010 to Juan and is just like, hey, would you like 00:39:00.010 --> 00:39:02.340 to dance with me? And wouldn't you know it, her 00:39:02.340 --> 00:39:07.599 name's Maria. Yes, she is also Hispanic. Because 00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:11.820 why not? Why not at this point? They're all having 00:39:11.820 --> 00:39:14.300 a great time until finally the chaperones get 00:39:14.300 --> 00:39:17.539 there. The chaperones, well, besides the teachers, 00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:21.480 the chaperones that were late are Von Bob and 00:39:21.480 --> 00:39:26.639 Stacy's mom. Tommy walks away from Stacy as she's 00:39:26.639 --> 00:39:29.280 about to admit that she likes him a lot. And 00:39:29.280 --> 00:39:33.079 Tommy... walks to Stacy's mom and asks her to 00:39:33.079 --> 00:39:35.980 dance and like they he thinks they're having 00:39:35.980 --> 00:39:39.159 a moment and then Roland cuts in and then Mark 00:39:39.159 --> 00:39:42.039 cuts in and they all realize that they've just 00:39:42.039 --> 00:39:45.940 like completely screwed it because none of them 00:39:45.940 --> 00:39:49.659 really had a chance meanwhile Von Bob goes on 00:39:49.659 --> 00:39:52.880 stage talk about the fact that he uh the first 00:39:52.880 --> 00:39:55.219 class he teaches a stage fright but this is the 00:39:55.219 --> 00:39:57.960 most nervous he's ever been and he proposes to 00:39:57.960 --> 00:40:02.489 Roberta That is Stacy's mom's name, Roberta, 00:40:02.570 --> 00:40:10.869 on stage. He proposed at the school dance in 00:40:10.869 --> 00:40:17.230 front of like 20 people. I am not a woman that 00:40:17.230 --> 00:40:19.130 has ever had to go through a proposal process, 00:40:19.590 --> 00:40:22.769 but I'm pretty confident if you propose to me 00:40:22.769 --> 00:40:25.090 at a school dance that you are chaperoning in 00:40:25.090 --> 00:40:29.320 front of a bunch of junior high schoolers. I 00:40:29.320 --> 00:40:32.400 would kick you in the dick and walk away. That's 00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:35.539 just me. Maybe I'm wrong. I've never done it 00:40:35.539 --> 00:40:39.500 before, so I don't know. And the boys all realize 00:40:39.500 --> 00:40:43.739 that she says yes. And they realize, well, we're 00:40:43.739 --> 00:40:47.199 stupid. We screwed up. All the girls have walked 00:40:47.199 --> 00:40:49.619 away from them because they walked away from 00:40:49.619 --> 00:40:55.380 the girls. And that's it. So they're sitting. 00:40:56.579 --> 00:40:59.679 outside all four boys because one now is like 00:40:59.679 --> 00:41:04.059 trying to cheer them up and he's now met this 00:41:04.059 --> 00:41:07.139 maria so he's like living large he's happy um 00:41:07.139 --> 00:41:09.900 the other three boys are like beside themselves 00:41:09.900 --> 00:41:14.179 and professor wood sees them and goes guys it 00:41:14.179 --> 00:41:16.380 looks like your hearts are broken it didn't go 00:41:16.380 --> 00:41:19.199 how you planned don't worry i've got something 00:41:19.199 --> 00:41:21.880 for you to make it better and he gives them a 00:41:21.880 --> 00:41:25.840 box of porn With Stacy's mom in all of these 00:41:25.840 --> 00:41:29.420 pornographies. Now you can see her anytime you 00:41:29.420 --> 00:41:38.039 want. What? Why? The sex ed teacher knows that 00:41:38.039 --> 00:41:40.860 she was in porn. And now just gave you a box 00:41:40.860 --> 00:41:47.360 of porn with your friend's mom in it. Make this 00:41:47.360 --> 00:41:51.519 movie make sense. Make it make sense. And then 00:41:51.519 --> 00:41:54.789 it flashes three months later. Boys are pretending 00:41:54.789 --> 00:41:57.889 to throw football. They're really like, oh, nice 00:41:57.889 --> 00:42:00.269 throw, Juan. That was a great one. Great catch. 00:42:00.510 --> 00:42:03.570 Yeah, good job. Hey, are you guys going to the 00:42:03.570 --> 00:42:06.550 wedding? They all got invited to the wedding. 00:42:07.710 --> 00:42:12.809 And Tommy is looking for approval to ask if Stacy 00:42:12.809 --> 00:42:14.909 and him can go together. And all the boys are 00:42:14.909 --> 00:42:18.289 like, yeah, that's fine. He's going to date Stacy 00:42:18.289 --> 00:42:21.369 now, possibly. I mean, most likely, but possibly. 00:42:23.309 --> 00:42:26.670 And that's it. That's the end of the movie. First 00:42:26.670 --> 00:42:29.889 thing I got is these kids are douches. Like, 00:42:29.909 --> 00:42:32.969 they really are. They all are douches. If they 00:42:32.969 --> 00:42:35.849 just listened to anybody in this movie that wasn't 00:42:35.849 --> 00:42:38.329 an adult, I would say, they would have been just 00:42:38.329 --> 00:42:41.570 fine. Tommy, it was obvious that Stacy liked 00:42:41.570 --> 00:42:44.309 you and you could have been happy, but you instead 00:42:44.309 --> 00:42:48.050 fucked around and found out. All these guys. 00:42:49.929 --> 00:42:53.030 I understand the idea of being in love with somebody 00:42:53.030 --> 00:42:56.730 older than you. I do. Because we all had that 00:42:56.730 --> 00:42:58.590 person. We all had that teacher. We all had that 00:42:58.590 --> 00:43:03.510 whatever. But there's a difference between having 00:43:03.510 --> 00:43:08.050 a crush on them and then realizing you'll never 00:43:08.050 --> 00:43:12.670 get them. I can tell you right now, one of my 00:43:12.670 --> 00:43:17.429 English teachers, I had a thing for. But I always 00:43:17.429 --> 00:43:20.710 knew there was never a chance. And that's the 00:43:20.710 --> 00:43:23.829 thing that I don't get from this movie is because 00:43:23.829 --> 00:43:27.849 they know they have a chance. They're so sure 00:43:27.849 --> 00:43:30.750 of themselves and everything like that. It never 00:43:30.750 --> 00:43:32.690 was going to work out, boys. I'm sorry. That's 00:43:32.690 --> 00:43:36.889 not it. I also said this movie was dedicated 00:43:36.889 --> 00:43:39.250 to someone at the end and that just feels wrong 00:43:39.250 --> 00:43:41.750 on some level because of how bad it was and because 00:43:41.750 --> 00:43:47.619 of what the topic was of this. Maybe I'm the 00:43:47.619 --> 00:43:50.480 asshole for that, but I feel like that was ridiculous 00:43:50.480 --> 00:43:54.599 that they dedicated this movie to someone. But, 00:43:54.659 --> 00:43:57.300 you know, whatever. That's just me. And Stacey's 00:43:57.300 --> 00:43:59.460 mom, of course, was not played once. I'm not 00:43:59.460 --> 00:44:02.340 shocked because of how the budget was. So there 00:44:02.340 --> 00:44:04.820 was no Stacey's mom played in that movie at all. 00:44:08.079 --> 00:44:10.619 The adults are all assholes. The kids are little 00:44:10.619 --> 00:44:13.039 douchebags, like the boys at least. The girls, 00:44:13.179 --> 00:44:15.860 I have nothing wrong with the girls. Um, I've 00:44:15.860 --> 00:44:18.460 explained my thoughts on Stacy's mom slash Roberta. 00:44:18.860 --> 00:44:21.699 Um, the fact that she just seems like she's trying 00:44:21.699 --> 00:44:24.179 to be a good mom to her daughter and like getting 00:44:24.179 --> 00:44:25.760 to know her friends and everything like that. 00:44:26.500 --> 00:44:29.699 I understand that that makes sense somewhat. 00:44:29.880 --> 00:44:31.699 I mean, there's some things that she did that 00:44:31.699 --> 00:44:34.739 was just kind of like, okay, that's you're an 00:44:34.739 --> 00:44:37.300 idiot. Like dancing with the kids. I don't get 00:44:37.300 --> 00:44:44.409 that at all. Cause no. Um, and then. Your sex 00:44:44.409 --> 00:44:48.469 ed teacher and the swearing and everything like 00:44:48.469 --> 00:44:51.449 that, it just feels like lazy script writing 00:44:51.449 --> 00:44:56.869 overall. The stereotypes in this, the generic 00:44:56.869 --> 00:45:01.369 dialogue, the times where they just, like, the 00:45:01.369 --> 00:45:03.690 teacher montage was ridiculous, where it was 00:45:03.690 --> 00:45:06.030 just obvious they were killing 10 minutes, 15 00:45:06.030 --> 00:45:08.610 minutes, whatever it was. It was just obvious. 00:45:08.690 --> 00:45:11.610 They weren't trying to say anything new or... 00:45:13.130 --> 00:45:15.349 like nuanced or subtle or anything like that 00:45:15.349 --> 00:45:18.489 they were just this was in their head and they 00:45:18.489 --> 00:45:22.190 just wanted to put it out there i don't know 00:45:22.190 --> 00:45:25.210 that was um that was the killer of this movie 00:45:25.210 --> 00:45:27.110 for me that was the turning point i think for 00:45:27.110 --> 00:45:30.909 me where i could say this movie is the worst 00:45:30.909 --> 00:45:33.190 movie i've ever seen because it was just obvious 00:45:33.190 --> 00:45:36.269 they were trying to fill some time make this 00:45:36.269 --> 00:45:44.010 movie at least a little longer than it was yeah 00:45:44.010 --> 00:45:51.070 it was this one hurt this one honestly hurt um 00:45:51.070 --> 00:45:55.949 normally there's at least something in these 00:45:55.949 --> 00:45:58.070 bad movies where i can laugh a little bit or 00:45:58.070 --> 00:46:00.809 something like that and there was two three lines 00:46:00.809 --> 00:46:04.710 that were like funny but then the rest of the 00:46:04.710 --> 00:46:07.710 time i'm literally hitting my head going what 00:46:07.710 --> 00:46:12.579 is going on why why are we doing this So, yeah, 00:46:12.639 --> 00:46:15.019 this is the worst movie I've ever seen. I give 00:46:15.019 --> 00:46:18.900 you no stars and may God have mercy on your soul. 00:46:20.460 --> 00:46:22.360 I know Mitchell would give it a Mitchell zero 00:46:22.360 --> 00:46:24.219 because like you made a movie and that's like 00:46:24.219 --> 00:46:26.360 really tough and everything like that. I respect 00:46:26.360 --> 00:46:33.139 the movie making process. This wasn't it, man. 00:46:33.260 --> 00:46:36.219 This wasn't it. Whoever let these people make 00:46:36.219 --> 00:46:45.719 a movie. How dare you? How dare you? It was very 00:46:45.719 --> 00:46:47.780 obvious this was the first movie for a lot of 00:46:47.780 --> 00:46:52.780 these people on this. It was also very obvious 00:46:52.780 --> 00:47:01.619 that they had a heading, which was, we're going 00:47:01.619 --> 00:47:03.659 to call this Stacy's Mom based on the Fountains 00:47:03.659 --> 00:47:07.880 of Wayne song. That's what they wanted to do. 00:47:09.219 --> 00:47:12.280 Congratulations. I mean, you made a story based 00:47:12.280 --> 00:47:16.800 on a song title. And I mean, it is... If you 00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:19.239 listen to the words of the actual song, it is 00:47:19.239 --> 00:47:25.900 basically the plot of the song. But there's so 00:47:25.900 --> 00:47:28.539 many other ways you could have gone with it, 00:47:28.559 --> 00:47:33.800 too, that would have been just, I guess, better 00:47:33.800 --> 00:47:41.639 and less mean. Like... The fat phobic stuff. 00:47:42.260 --> 00:47:46.480 I get it that we thought for a long time that 00:47:46.480 --> 00:47:49.659 like, oh, the fat kid is hysterical. Yeah, like, 00:47:49.659 --> 00:47:54.039 oh, fatty, that kind of stuff. This is just so 00:47:54.039 --> 00:47:58.420 much meaner and so much worse on this. Because 00:47:58.420 --> 00:48:00.820 he constantly like that's just his character. 00:48:00.860 --> 00:48:04.980 That's that is Uncle Dick. And then the other 00:48:04.980 --> 00:48:07.679 stereotypes in this movie are also ridiculous 00:48:07.679 --> 00:48:11.769 where it's just like. What are we doing with 00:48:11.769 --> 00:48:31.630 this? So, yeah. I give it zero, obviously. I've 00:48:31.630 --> 00:48:33.809 made that abundantly clear. This is definitely 00:48:33.809 --> 00:48:37.110 the worst movie I've seen. Happy Mother's Day 00:48:37.110 --> 00:48:40.440 to everybody that... May have been a coma since 00:48:40.440 --> 00:48:42.480 before Mother's Day because obviously I'm three 00:48:42.480 --> 00:48:44.500 weeks late on that. But, you know, happy Mother's 00:48:44.500 --> 00:48:48.920 Day. Father's Day is this weekend. I'm hoping 00:48:48.920 --> 00:48:51.940 to have a more timely episode. But I want to 00:48:51.940 --> 00:48:55.099 know from you. Reach out at GameForAMovie everywhere. 00:48:55.699 --> 00:48:57.960 We almost lost our Instagram, but we're still 00:48:57.960 --> 00:49:00.440 on Instagram, surprisingly, because Mike got 00:49:00.440 --> 00:49:03.320 his page hacked. I still don't have a Facebook 00:49:03.320 --> 00:49:08.349 right now. So, you know, that's great. Reach 00:49:08.349 --> 00:49:11.210 out to us, Game for a Movie, on Twitter, Instagram, 00:49:11.630 --> 00:49:15.829 anything else, threads, TikTok. I want to know 00:49:15.829 --> 00:49:20.170 the worst movies with dad or father or even daddy. 00:49:20.309 --> 00:49:23.349 I hate that word. God, I hate that word. Even 00:49:23.349 --> 00:49:27.550 daddy in the title. So I think I've got a couple 00:49:27.550 --> 00:49:29.670 nominees, but I would like to hear from you guys 00:49:29.670 --> 00:49:33.739 as well. As I said before, my usual go -to. is 00:49:33.739 --> 00:49:38.679 under 40 % audience and critics rating on Rotten 00:49:38.679 --> 00:49:43.300 Tomatoes for movies. But if you have something 00:49:43.300 --> 00:49:46.400 that is just on the edge and you think this is 00:49:46.400 --> 00:49:48.940 a piece of shit that needs to be talked about, 00:49:49.079 --> 00:49:53.360 I am happy to do that as well. Yeah, I've got 00:49:53.360 --> 00:49:59.179 some real stinkers ready. But if you have... 00:50:01.399 --> 00:50:05.280 Good suggestions. Let me know because I would 00:50:05.280 --> 00:50:07.340 love to listen to you guys and do a Father's 00:50:07.340 --> 00:50:10.659 Day episode on a movie with dad, daddy, father, 00:50:10.820 --> 00:50:14.579 anything like that for Father's Day coming up 00:50:14.579 --> 00:50:17.420 this week or next week, whatever it is. I'll 00:50:17.420 --> 00:50:22.360 have it ready for then. Yeah. That was the Game 00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:24.079 for a Movie podcast talking about Stacy's Mom, 00:50:24.139 --> 00:50:27.380 the worst movie I've seen ever. Congratulations. 00:50:27.440 --> 00:50:30.730 You got through it. I do this for you. So you 00:50:30.730 --> 00:50:33.550 don't have to. If you'd like to put yourself 00:50:33.550 --> 00:50:35.190 through this hell because you hate yourself or 00:50:35.190 --> 00:50:38.230 whatever, it is free on Tubi. You can do it. 00:50:38.849 --> 00:50:42.269 I believe in you. But I will also say, get a 00:50:42.269 --> 00:50:47.530 good drink on before you do it. So yeah. Thank 00:50:47.530 --> 00:50:49.349 you guys very much for tuning in to the Game 00:50:49.349 --> 00:50:51.150 for a Movie podcast where we ask, are you game 00:50:51.150 --> 00:50:53.750 for a movie? I will see you next time to talk 00:50:53.750 --> 00:50:57.469 about a bad dad movie, probably. Or another movie 00:50:57.469 --> 00:50:59.849 that I have in the tank is Poker Face starring 00:50:59.849 --> 00:51:02.130 Russell Crowe, written by Russell Crowe and directed 00:51:02.130 --> 00:51:04.650 by Russell Crowe. So, you know, that's another 00:51:04.650 --> 00:51:08.769 great one as well. So see you next time on the 00:51:08.769 --> 00:51:11.030 Game for a Movie podcast where we ask, are you 00:51:11.030 --> 00:51:13.110 game for a movie? I've been Mike. Goodbye.