WEBVTT 00:00:03.739 --> 00:00:05.160 You know what that sound means? It's another 00:00:05.160 --> 00:00:07.620 episode of Game for a Movie where we ask, are 00:00:07.620 --> 00:00:09.560 you game for a movie? My name is Mike. I will 00:00:09.560 --> 00:00:13.460 be your host this evening. We have a crazy movie 00:00:13.460 --> 00:00:17.079 set up for you. First off, a couple things to 00:00:17.079 --> 00:00:20.519 get out of the way. Just some finer things, everything 00:00:20.519 --> 00:00:22.640 like that. This was supposed to be an episode 00:00:22.640 --> 00:00:25.500 on Leprechaun 2, but somebody, and I'm not going 00:00:25.500 --> 00:00:27.839 to name names, but it begins with an M and ends 00:00:27.839 --> 00:00:31.500 with an Ike, drank too much and passed out on 00:00:31.500 --> 00:00:34.789 St. Patrick's Day. and kind of let the time get 00:00:34.789 --> 00:00:37.750 away. So it was a lack of time between recordings 00:00:37.750 --> 00:00:39.710 and everything like that. And it just didn't 00:00:39.710 --> 00:00:44.609 feel right to do Leprechaun 2 in April, if that 00:00:44.609 --> 00:00:47.030 makes sense to you. The person that guessed it 00:00:47.030 --> 00:00:49.030 correctly still gets their shout out in this 00:00:49.030 --> 00:00:51.289 episode. I think I found a movie that is pretty 00:00:51.289 --> 00:00:54.310 similar to what we were expecting from Leprechaun 00:00:54.310 --> 00:00:57.649 2. And in the future, Leprechaun 2 may happen 00:00:57.649 --> 00:01:00.729 further down the road, but probably on St. Patrick's 00:01:00.729 --> 00:01:02.750 Day next year. But yeah, it just didn't make 00:01:02.750 --> 00:01:07.489 sense to do that well after St. Patrick's Day, 00:01:07.510 --> 00:01:10.010 if that makes sense. So we found a different 00:01:10.010 --> 00:01:13.890 movie. Again, same kind of level. I feel like 00:01:13.890 --> 00:01:17.689 that an interesting movie to talk about. Some 00:01:17.689 --> 00:01:20.189 other things as well. We have some life changes 00:01:20.189 --> 00:01:23.089 happening and everything like that. Obviously, 00:01:23.089 --> 00:01:25.569 I was at Mitchell's wedding not that long ago. 00:01:25.670 --> 00:01:27.609 We've got Andre and Jill's wedding coming up 00:01:27.609 --> 00:01:30.750 as well. And so there are just some life changes 00:01:30.750 --> 00:01:32.890 that are keeping us apart, keeping the podcast, 00:01:33.230 --> 00:01:40.969 I'll say, not as frequently produced. That being 00:01:40.969 --> 00:01:42.750 said, I'm constantly thinking about it. I'm trying 00:01:42.750 --> 00:01:45.510 to find ways to constantly promote and do things 00:01:45.510 --> 00:01:52.629 for it. So we are not going anywhere. some time 00:01:52.629 --> 00:01:55.209 in between episodes. It's not on purpose. It's 00:01:55.209 --> 00:01:57.549 just life gets in the way. And I think a lot 00:01:57.549 --> 00:01:59.430 of you podcasters that are listening in completely 00:01:59.430 --> 00:02:01.530 understand that. And so many people that are 00:02:01.530 --> 00:02:03.530 listening, maybe you understand that too. We 00:02:03.530 --> 00:02:06.310 all have things that hit our lives and just affect 00:02:06.310 --> 00:02:09.210 us in different ways. I am trying my best to 00:02:09.210 --> 00:02:11.810 keep this podcast going as long as I can, as 00:02:11.810 --> 00:02:16.150 well as to give you the utmost perfection of 00:02:16.150 --> 00:02:18.939 content that we want to provide. Some of the 00:02:18.939 --> 00:02:21.139 times I've recorded some episodes or started 00:02:21.139 --> 00:02:23.819 recording and I just don't feel good about it. 00:02:23.860 --> 00:02:26.300 So I don't release it or I do something different, 00:02:26.360 --> 00:02:28.439 that kind of stuff. And that's also some of the 00:02:28.439 --> 00:02:30.300 things that get in the way of us releasing episodes. 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:33.520 We strive for a certain quality. We strive for 00:02:33.520 --> 00:02:36.139 a certain quality of bad movie. So there are 00:02:36.139 --> 00:02:39.120 certain things that have made the cutting room 00:02:39.120 --> 00:02:43.199 floor that you haven't heard. And it's a choice 00:02:43.199 --> 00:02:46.689 more so than anything. Because we want to provide 00:02:46.689 --> 00:02:50.129 you with the best content we possibly can. So 00:02:50.129 --> 00:02:54.189 that's a lot of stuff to talk about that just 00:02:54.189 --> 00:02:56.569 needed to get out there. Basically, it's just 00:02:56.569 --> 00:02:58.169 going to be there's going to be some weeks in 00:02:58.169 --> 00:02:59.969 between that we don't release episodes. We're 00:02:59.969 --> 00:03:02.389 going to try our best to release it as often 00:03:02.389 --> 00:03:05.150 as we can. But there are some life changes that 00:03:05.150 --> 00:03:09.150 we are all going through that make it hard to 00:03:09.150 --> 00:03:13.780 do episodes weekly. We are still striving for 00:03:13.780 --> 00:03:17.560 at least bi -weekly, but sometimes it happens, 00:03:17.580 --> 00:03:19.919 sometimes it doesn't. That's a lot to get out 00:03:19.919 --> 00:03:23.620 of the way. So, sorry about all that. I'm back 00:03:23.620 --> 00:03:26.120 to my beer. And what beer am I drinking? This 00:03:26.120 --> 00:03:29.060 is Brotherly Love Hazy IPA from Victory Brewing 00:03:29.060 --> 00:03:34.889 Company. It is 6%, and it is a tropical. IPA 00:03:34.889 --> 00:03:37.110 is what I would say. I got a pack of Victory 00:03:37.110 --> 00:03:39.349 Brewing that's all kind of tropical flavors and 00:03:39.349 --> 00:03:41.870 stuff. This one's pretty good. I would say this 00:03:41.870 --> 00:03:43.509 is my favorite of the pack so far. I've had three 00:03:43.509 --> 00:03:45.289 of the four flavors. This is probably my favorite 00:03:45.289 --> 00:03:47.830 of the pack. The one I had last night, I can't 00:03:47.830 --> 00:03:49.189 remember the name off the top of my head, but 00:03:49.189 --> 00:03:52.189 that was probably second. And the first one was 00:03:52.189 --> 00:03:55.349 definitely third. I'm going to have the fourth 00:03:55.349 --> 00:03:59.110 one probably later tonight. Just a spoiler alert. 00:03:59.599 --> 00:04:00.960 All right. You're sick of all that nonsense. 00:04:01.159 --> 00:04:02.939 You're sick of all that beer talk. Probably. 00:04:03.020 --> 00:04:04.680 I don't know. You may actually like the beer 00:04:04.680 --> 00:04:07.240 talk. Who knows? We crack a beer open every episode. 00:04:07.539 --> 00:04:10.500 You can see that on our Instagram as well. 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All right, let's get started, shall 00:04:47.480 --> 00:04:49.759 we? Let's talk about a movie that I have on the 00:04:49.759 --> 00:04:53.660 same level as Leprechaun 2. It's a movie that 00:04:53.660 --> 00:04:58.199 features a lot of skin. A lot of swear words, 00:04:58.339 --> 00:05:03.720 a lot of piranhas. It is Piranha 3DD. Yes, that 00:05:03.720 --> 00:05:09.600 is correct, Piranha 3DD. If that title doesn't 00:05:09.600 --> 00:05:12.959 say what you are in for, I don't know how to 00:05:12.959 --> 00:05:15.720 help you because legitimately they spelled it 00:05:15.720 --> 00:05:20.040 out for you. It is double D. It's not 3DD. You're 00:05:20.040 --> 00:05:23.899 supposed to read it as 3DD. The poster, of course, 00:05:23.980 --> 00:05:28.750 had a woman in a... Skintily clad bikini. And 00:05:28.750 --> 00:05:33.610 some piranhas behind her. In the water. And yeah. 00:05:34.850 --> 00:05:37.470 You knew what you got. You knew what you were 00:05:37.470 --> 00:05:39.930 going into. And everything like that. I had a 00:05:39.930 --> 00:05:42.490 lot of choices. This one seemed like one that 00:05:42.490 --> 00:05:45.029 would be a lot of fun to watch. Even though it's 00:05:45.029 --> 00:05:49.449 awful. And I'm pretty confident. That's what 00:05:49.449 --> 00:05:51.589 I got with that. That's exactly what I wanted 00:05:51.589 --> 00:05:54.430 with it. And it delivered what was on the tin. 00:05:54.779 --> 00:05:57.600 This movie is from 2012. It runs about an hour 00:05:57.600 --> 00:06:00.740 and 23 minutes. On Rotten Tomatoes, it has an 00:06:00.740 --> 00:06:04.360 11 % critic score and a 22 % audience score. 00:06:04.879 --> 00:06:09.459 And that feels pretty much about right. It doesn't 00:06:09.459 --> 00:06:11.000 do anything. It doesn't reinvent the wheel or 00:06:11.000 --> 00:06:13.540 anything like that. You got exactly what it said 00:06:13.540 --> 00:06:18.180 it was. Piranha, DD, Double D. And it was piranhas, 00:06:18.240 --> 00:06:22.160 boobs, and that's basically it. It doesn't go 00:06:22.160 --> 00:06:26.000 very farther. Down the surface level. The director 00:06:26.000 --> 00:06:28.800 of this film is John Gulager. I think that's 00:06:28.800 --> 00:06:32.160 how you pronounce it. G -U -L -A -G -E -R. Gulager. 00:06:34.120 --> 00:06:37.300 He has nine directing credits to his name. He's 00:06:37.300 --> 00:06:39.519 got more acting and cinematographer credits. 00:06:39.800 --> 00:06:41.920 I think he's definitely more of a cinematographer. 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:44.600 And it showed in this movie too. He did a really 00:06:44.600 --> 00:06:46.439 good job with the cinematography on this movie. 00:06:46.540 --> 00:06:49.459 Even though it's not a good movie. Some of the 00:06:49.459 --> 00:06:51.560 things he's known for directing was the Feast 00:06:51.560 --> 00:06:55.060 series. Feast, Feast 2, Sloppy Seconds, and Feast 00:06:55.060 --> 00:06:57.379 3, The Happy Finish. All of these are basically, 00:06:57.519 --> 00:07:00.939 besides the first one, direct -to -DVD. Zombie 00:07:00.939 --> 00:07:03.660 Knight is a TV movie he also did, and Children 00:07:03.660 --> 00:07:06.819 of the Corn Runaway, another straight -to -video 00:07:06.819 --> 00:07:11.300 movie. This is the only one, or one of two, that 00:07:11.300 --> 00:07:15.360 got feature -length releases in theaters. I say 00:07:15.360 --> 00:07:17.759 this was released in theaters, and it was. In 00:07:17.759 --> 00:07:20.540 the U .S., though, it only hit 75 theaters nationwide. 00:07:21.310 --> 00:07:24.069 95 % of the film's box office receipts came from 00:07:24.069 --> 00:07:28.449 overseas, including Malaysia. Really love this 00:07:28.449 --> 00:07:31.410 movie, surprisingly. I don't know why, but, you 00:07:31.410 --> 00:07:34.389 know, good for Malaysia. Some other fun facts, 00:07:34.529 --> 00:07:36.610 everyone got to keep a piranha fish egg when 00:07:36.610 --> 00:07:38.949 filming was over, and most of the actors and 00:07:38.949 --> 00:07:41.310 actresses were given scuba training, because 00:07:41.310 --> 00:07:43.589 there's a lot of times where, obviously, they're 00:07:43.589 --> 00:07:46.939 underwater. So... especially with the lead character 00:07:46.939 --> 00:07:49.500 in this. She had a ton of scenes, and apparently 00:07:49.500 --> 00:07:53.319 she's not a very strong swimmer, so it definitely 00:07:53.319 --> 00:07:56.199 helped her out to get at least a little more 00:07:56.199 --> 00:07:59.000 comfortable in the water. And that is played 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:02.079 by Danielle Panabaker. She played Maddie, the 00:08:02.079 --> 00:08:04.540 main heroine of the film. That's some behind 00:08:04.540 --> 00:08:07.939 -the -scenes stuff. This movie was made for about 00:08:07.939 --> 00:08:11.319 $5 million, and its gross worldwide was about 00:08:11.319 --> 00:08:13.839 $8 million, a little over $8 million, really 00:08:13.839 --> 00:08:17.339 $8 .5 million. It was filmed in Wilmington, North 00:08:17.339 --> 00:08:19.459 Carolina, so that's part of the reason why I've 00:08:19.459 --> 00:08:21.660 known about this movie and I've wanted to watch 00:08:21.660 --> 00:08:24.839 it, now living in Charlotte. That's basically 00:08:24.839 --> 00:08:30.040 all I got with that. Let's get into some fun 00:08:30.040 --> 00:08:33.259 with it. Obviously, this movie was rated R, so 00:08:33.259 --> 00:08:35.500 if you are young and you're listening to this, 00:08:35.620 --> 00:08:37.840 get ready for some swear words, get ready for 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:40.519 some talk about skin, and get ready for some 00:08:40.519 --> 00:08:43.100 piranha attacks. So, the very beginning of the 00:08:43.100 --> 00:08:45.500 movie starts with news position. If you've not 00:08:45.500 --> 00:08:47.840 heard what news position is before, basically 00:08:47.840 --> 00:08:50.379 it's a newscast recapping the events of the first 00:08:50.379 --> 00:08:52.639 movie, which makes it really easy if you have 00:08:52.639 --> 00:08:55.480 not seen the first movie, basically saying what 00:08:55.480 --> 00:08:58.379 happened at Lake Victoria and that now the piranhas 00:08:58.379 --> 00:09:01.519 are thought to be eliminated or thought to be 00:09:01.519 --> 00:09:06.200 at least hibernating. And of course, it ends 00:09:06.200 --> 00:09:08.159 with, if it happened here, can it happen again? 00:09:08.279 --> 00:09:12.230 And if so, where? This introduces us to our first 00:09:12.230 --> 00:09:14.909 two characters that are very small roles. It's 00:09:14.909 --> 00:09:17.309 two farmers that are wondering what happened 00:09:17.309 --> 00:09:20.710 to their cow. And basically, one of the farmers 00:09:20.710 --> 00:09:24.090 is of course played by Gary Busey. This is the 00:09:24.090 --> 00:09:26.090 first of many celebrities that will be in this 00:09:26.090 --> 00:09:29.090 movie. And Gary Busey's role is a whole of five 00:09:29.090 --> 00:09:32.350 minutes at most. I don't even know his name at 00:09:32.350 --> 00:09:35.490 this point. Literally, I don't know if they even 00:09:35.490 --> 00:09:38.330 go into it. But Gary and his buddy farmer are 00:09:38.330 --> 00:09:40.470 looking for a cow. And they find it dead in the 00:09:40.470 --> 00:09:43.370 water. They believe that it has drowned. It just 00:09:43.370 --> 00:09:49.049 didn't get up and succumbed to the water, pretty 00:09:49.049 --> 00:09:53.210 much. And so, as they're trying to, like, scoop 00:09:53.210 --> 00:09:56.950 it up and get it out of the water, the cow, you 00:09:56.950 --> 00:10:00.090 notice that something's coming out of it. And 00:10:00.090 --> 00:10:02.490 you're really worried. You're like, oh, no. Is 00:10:02.490 --> 00:10:06.529 this the beginning? Oh, God. It's going to be 00:10:06.529 --> 00:10:08.129 the piranhas, everything like that. It's going 00:10:08.129 --> 00:10:11.590 to... bust out of the cow, and it's a fart. Yes, 00:10:11.669 --> 00:10:14.950 this movie has started with Gary Busey as a farmer 00:10:14.950 --> 00:10:19.789 with a dead cow and a fart joke. And not just 00:10:19.789 --> 00:10:24.309 any fart joke. It keeps going. And so the boys 00:10:24.309 --> 00:10:27.169 both decide that they want to kill the smell, 00:10:27.330 --> 00:10:33.809 and so they basically light a lighter, and that's 00:10:33.809 --> 00:10:36.710 enough to blow up the cow and release all the 00:10:36.710 --> 00:10:39.539 piranha eggs from her belly. and they all hatch 00:10:39.539 --> 00:10:42.399 immediately. The one guy that we don't know his 00:10:42.399 --> 00:10:45.840 name or who it is as an actor is eaten immediately, 00:10:46.080 --> 00:10:49.399 and Gary is trying to get out of it, but he can't 00:10:49.399 --> 00:10:52.240 get out, and basically he grabs one of the piranhas, 00:10:52.299 --> 00:10:54.759 he bites his head off for no reason, spits it 00:10:54.759 --> 00:10:58.100 towards the camera, and then dies, succumbs to 00:10:58.100 --> 00:11:01.480 the bites of the piranhas. Why did he bite the 00:11:01.480 --> 00:11:03.399 head and spit it towards the camera, you might 00:11:03.399 --> 00:11:06.299 ask? Well, this movie is shot exclusively in 00:11:06.299 --> 00:11:10.950 3D. Even though I wasn't watching a 3D screen 00:11:10.950 --> 00:11:14.529 with 3D glasses, you can tell that this was one 00:11:14.529 --> 00:11:16.730 of those things that was supposed to fire a piranha 00:11:16.730 --> 00:11:22.169 face into your view. So there we go, Gary Busey's 00:11:22.169 --> 00:11:24.990 dead, and so is his buddy the other farmer. And 00:11:24.990 --> 00:11:27.389 that's all we see from it so far. Basically, 00:11:27.389 --> 00:11:30.690 just to reintroduce the piranhas, say they're 00:11:30.690 --> 00:11:34.690 back, they've hatched, and they are on another 00:11:34.690 --> 00:11:37.620 killing spree. They don't address it really, 00:11:37.700 --> 00:11:42.220 but the lake they're on or the water system they're 00:11:42.220 --> 00:11:45.600 on basically gets its water from Lake Victoria, 00:11:45.759 --> 00:11:48.620 which is where the first one had all the piranha 00:11:48.620 --> 00:11:51.440 problems and everything like that. So next scene, 00:11:51.500 --> 00:11:53.940 we're probably going to get an introduction of 00:11:53.940 --> 00:11:57.440 where they are headed, where they are going. 00:11:57.960 --> 00:12:01.220 Next scene, it's the next day and it is David 00:12:01.220 --> 00:12:04.639 Kochner. He is Chet. and he is the water park 00:12:04.639 --> 00:12:07.759 owner of the Big Wet Water Park. That's what 00:12:07.759 --> 00:12:11.039 it's called, the Big Wet. Nothing gets you wetter 00:12:11.039 --> 00:12:13.480 than the Big Wet Water Park. That is the theme. 00:12:14.000 --> 00:12:15.919 Yes, it is going to be a lot of these kind of 00:12:15.919 --> 00:12:20.500 jokes. Part of it is its charm for that, and 00:12:20.500 --> 00:12:22.480 the fact that it's a B -movie like this, and 00:12:22.480 --> 00:12:25.820 part of it is just, oh, make it stop. Come on, 00:12:25.820 --> 00:12:29.269 what are we doing? David Koechner, if you don't 00:12:29.269 --> 00:12:31.389 know who I'm talking about, is Champ Kind in 00:12:31.389 --> 00:12:33.769 the Anchorman movies. He's the slightly balding 00:12:33.769 --> 00:12:36.190 guy. He's got the hair on the side. You know, 00:12:36.210 --> 00:12:39.690 the whammy, that guy in Anchorman. That's the 00:12:39.690 --> 00:12:41.590 best way I have to describe him. He's been in 00:12:41.590 --> 00:12:43.889 a bunch of other stuff. You probably have seen 00:12:43.889 --> 00:12:45.690 him. You probably know who he is. Even if you 00:12:45.690 --> 00:12:47.250 don't know his name, he's definitely one of those 00:12:47.250 --> 00:12:50.149 actors that's like, oh, I recognize him, but 00:12:50.149 --> 00:12:52.789 I just did not recognize his name. Pretty much 00:12:52.789 --> 00:12:55.370 his character is he's a pervy water park owner. 00:12:55.840 --> 00:12:59.100 The co -owner of the Big Wet Water Park is Maddie, 00:12:59.120 --> 00:13:02.220 his stepdaughter. Now, the wife slash mother 00:13:02.220 --> 00:13:04.779 died somewhere along the line. We don't know 00:13:04.779 --> 00:13:07.460 how or anything like that. And Maddie and Chet 00:13:07.460 --> 00:13:10.019 just kind of don't see eye to eye. Now, they 00:13:10.019 --> 00:13:11.759 both agreed that they were going to make this 00:13:11.759 --> 00:13:13.860 water park and everything like that. But Chet 00:13:13.860 --> 00:13:17.360 has done some things that kind of rubbed Maddie 00:13:17.360 --> 00:13:20.419 the wrong way, including... Chet has created 00:13:20.419 --> 00:13:23.500 an adults -only section of this water park, and 00:13:23.500 --> 00:13:25.940 instead of, you know, hiring lifeguards, anything 00:13:25.940 --> 00:13:29.379 like that, he's hired strippers. So, as we are 00:13:29.379 --> 00:13:31.899 ten minutes into this movie, you walk into the 00:13:31.899 --> 00:13:34.919 adults -only section of the water park, and there's 00:13:34.919 --> 00:13:39.639 nothing but boobs. Boobs everywhere. Thus, Double 00:13:39.639 --> 00:13:42.240 D, again, I don't know what you were expecting 00:13:42.240 --> 00:13:43.860 from this movie. If you want me to say something 00:13:43.860 --> 00:13:46.519 different... That's just what it is. It's just 00:13:46.519 --> 00:13:49.139 a part of the movie. And, spoilers, they actually 00:13:49.139 --> 00:13:52.759 come back into play later. Chet's proud of himself 00:13:52.759 --> 00:13:54.720 because he's saying this is the first stripper 00:13:54.720 --> 00:13:57.100 water park ever with an adult pool and naked 00:13:57.100 --> 00:14:03.679 women. And Maddie is back from college with a 00:14:03.679 --> 00:14:05.500 bunch of her friends that are going to work there 00:14:05.500 --> 00:14:08.659 for the summer. Already, I love how much cannon 00:14:08.659 --> 00:14:11.190 fodder there is. Obviously, we've got the strippers 00:14:11.190 --> 00:14:13.190 and everything like that, but we also have this 00:14:13.190 --> 00:14:17.350 group of teenagers, that majority of which, even 00:14:17.350 --> 00:14:19.870 further into the movie, you're just kind of like, 00:14:19.970 --> 00:14:23.470 oh, they're just here to get eaten. Great. I 00:14:23.470 --> 00:14:26.330 love it. I'm here for this. Some of these names, 00:14:26.350 --> 00:14:29.429 just to make it easier for you, are Barry, Shelby, 00:14:29.690 --> 00:14:34.409 Josh, Kyle, Big Dave, Ashley, and Travis. These 00:14:34.409 --> 00:14:37.090 are the names of the teenagers. Their personalities 00:14:37.090 --> 00:14:43.179 are wide array. Shelby is the virgin, and she 00:14:43.179 --> 00:14:48.340 is trying to get it on with her boyfriend. She's 00:14:48.340 --> 00:14:50.100 trying to get it on with Josh. She wants to lose 00:14:50.100 --> 00:14:52.940 her virginity this summer to Josh. There's also 00:14:52.940 --> 00:14:57.120 Kyle, who is an ex of Maddie's, but there's still 00:14:57.120 --> 00:15:00.460 some tension there. And he works as a police 00:15:00.460 --> 00:15:03.700 officer. He comes in uniform most of the time. 00:15:04.800 --> 00:15:07.980 There's Barry. Barry is like the unrequited love 00:15:07.980 --> 00:15:11.899 puppy of Maddie. He basically is smaller and 00:15:11.899 --> 00:15:16.379 weaker and that kind of stuff. And he loves Maddie 00:15:16.379 --> 00:15:20.480 but doesn't know how to share it. Big Dave is 00:15:20.480 --> 00:15:23.799 the marijuana -smoking stoner slacker of the 00:15:23.799 --> 00:15:27.240 group. And Ashley and Travis, they are together. 00:15:27.779 --> 00:15:31.019 Ashley's kind of, for lack of a better term, 00:15:31.039 --> 00:15:33.620 a little bit of a slut. Travis is looking to 00:15:33.620 --> 00:15:39.639 get on with her, and that's pretty much all what 00:15:39.639 --> 00:15:42.299 you need to know. Basically just a bunch of horny 00:15:42.299 --> 00:15:44.700 teenagers that are just having a party now that 00:15:44.700 --> 00:15:47.460 they're all back together a couple days before 00:15:47.460 --> 00:15:51.259 the big wet is set to open. After the party kind 00:15:51.259 --> 00:15:53.740 of dies down, Shelby and Josh decide they're 00:15:53.740 --> 00:15:56.740 going to go towards the water, not in the water 00:15:56.740 --> 00:16:00.019 park, but the... adjoining lake river whatever 00:16:00.019 --> 00:16:04.460 it is outside of the water park and shelby convinces 00:16:04.460 --> 00:16:08.240 josh that they should get naked and have a little 00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:10.860 fun skinny dipping and everything like that and 00:16:10.860 --> 00:16:13.360 so they get together get a little close and all 00:16:13.360 --> 00:16:16.039 of a sudden shelby gets hurt somehow some way 00:16:16.039 --> 00:16:18.159 she gets hurt and she thinks that it's josh hurting 00:16:18.159 --> 00:16:20.600 her so she gets mad and leaves the water and 00:16:20.600 --> 00:16:24.259 basically josh is left in there meanwhile ashley 00:16:24.259 --> 00:16:27.669 and travis are in a shagging wagon as I like 00:16:27.669 --> 00:16:31.289 to call it. It's one of those old school vans 00:16:31.289 --> 00:16:34.129 that has the shag carpeting and everything like 00:16:34.129 --> 00:16:38.009 that, where they are praying before they have 00:16:38.009 --> 00:16:41.750 sex. Ashley, as I said, is a little bit of a 00:16:41.750 --> 00:16:44.250 whore. She wants to pretend like she's a goody 00:16:44.250 --> 00:16:46.889 two -shoes, but she prays for forgiveness before 00:16:46.889 --> 00:16:50.929 she has sex again. And not only does she want 00:16:50.929 --> 00:16:55.090 to have sex, she has kinky handcuffs. So Ashley 00:16:55.090 --> 00:17:00.259 handcuffs and handcuffs handcuffs ashley handcuffs 00:17:00.259 --> 00:17:04.440 jesus uh travis to the table and she climbs on 00:17:04.440 --> 00:17:06.640 top of him and they start getting a little frisky 00:17:06.640 --> 00:17:10.380 the van though starts to move into the water 00:17:10.380 --> 00:17:13.160 ashley doesn't seem to notice but travis definitely 00:17:13.160 --> 00:17:15.599 does and points out that they are sliding into 00:17:15.599 --> 00:17:17.660 the water and that she needs to figure it out 00:17:17.660 --> 00:17:21.119 in the ordeal of the van moving she drops the 00:17:21.119 --> 00:17:24.740 key to the handcuffs As the water starts to drift 00:17:24.740 --> 00:17:27.940 into the van, Ashley needs to find a way to find 00:17:27.940 --> 00:17:31.000 the key or get out and help Travis, and she doesn't 00:17:31.000 --> 00:17:34.799 do either really well. Travis is basically getting 00:17:34.799 --> 00:17:37.700 covered in water, and not just that, guess what's 00:17:37.700 --> 00:17:41.259 in the water? If you guessed sharks, you're wrong. 00:17:41.359 --> 00:17:44.420 It's piranhas. The piranhas start nipping at 00:17:44.420 --> 00:17:48.279 Travis, including biting his hand, so I'm actually 00:17:48.279 --> 00:17:50.799 thinking this is kind of a good thing. As much 00:17:50.799 --> 00:17:53.740 as you don't want to lose a hand, If they bite 00:17:53.740 --> 00:17:55.920 your hand off, you can get out of the van and 00:17:55.920 --> 00:17:59.799 out of the water. Also, Ashley gets out of the 00:17:59.799 --> 00:18:02.759 van and she just sits on top of it while it's 00:18:02.759 --> 00:18:04.900 going into the water and hearing that Travis 00:18:04.900 --> 00:18:07.400 is basically yelling and screaming, getting eaten, 00:18:07.599 --> 00:18:10.539 and he dies. I don't know how big this river 00:18:10.539 --> 00:18:14.400 or lake is that they are on, but Shelby and Josh 00:18:14.400 --> 00:18:18.099 were just in the water and it's insinuated it's 00:18:18.099 --> 00:18:21.039 the same time frame. How did they not hear everything 00:18:21.039 --> 00:18:23.500 that was going on or anything? So that's night 00:18:23.500 --> 00:18:28.220 one and Travis and Ashley are dead. Ashley, mostly 00:18:28.220 --> 00:18:30.019 because she just sat on top of the van instead 00:18:30.019 --> 00:18:32.220 of, you know, trying to get out of the water, 00:18:32.339 --> 00:18:36.619 including they were not far from the shore at 00:18:36.619 --> 00:18:39.740 all. Remind you, this is just a van that rolled 00:18:39.740 --> 00:18:42.480 down a hill and started sinking. It's not going 00:18:42.480 --> 00:18:45.359 that far away. She could have easily gotten out. 00:18:46.190 --> 00:18:48.670 And I know that some of you may say, well, there's 00:18:48.670 --> 00:18:50.170 piranhas in the water and she's getting eaten 00:18:50.170 --> 00:18:52.230 and everything like that. They've shown already 00:18:52.230 --> 00:18:55.230 Gary Busey's character was able to travel at 00:18:55.230 --> 00:18:58.630 least like 10 feet while getting eaten. It's 00:18:58.630 --> 00:19:01.250 not a good feeling, I'm sure. But I think Ashley 00:19:01.250 --> 00:19:03.470 could have made it the five feet, gotten out 00:19:03.470 --> 00:19:06.809 of the water and not gotten eaten. Instead, she 00:19:06.809 --> 00:19:09.910 just sat on the van as it slowly went into the 00:19:09.910 --> 00:19:13.450 river and drowned poor Travis while he's also 00:19:13.450 --> 00:19:16.680 getting eaten. And Ashley. either succumb to 00:19:16.680 --> 00:19:20.759 drowning herself or piranha bites just sinking 00:19:20.759 --> 00:19:25.200 into the water. It goes to the next day and neither 00:19:25.200 --> 00:19:28.720 Ashley nor Travis show up, but it's just no big 00:19:28.720 --> 00:19:30.599 deal. They just don't say anything about it. 00:19:30.640 --> 00:19:33.819 It's just kind of, oh, no, no, Ashley, no, Travis, 00:19:33.880 --> 00:19:35.700 I guess they overslept or something like that. 00:19:35.720 --> 00:19:39.180 They don't even address that. Just Ashley and 00:19:39.180 --> 00:19:43.809 Travis don't show up. We also learn a little 00:19:43.809 --> 00:19:48.069 bit about Shelby's insecurities. Basically, she's 00:19:48.069 --> 00:19:50.430 asking Josh, do you think Ashley is prettier 00:19:50.430 --> 00:19:53.230 than me? And Josh jokes with her and goes, no, 00:19:53.289 --> 00:19:56.349 I hate girls with big boobs. Basically, they 00:19:56.349 --> 00:19:58.609 go about their day. They're setting up, getting 00:19:58.609 --> 00:20:00.630 ready for the big opening day, everything like 00:20:00.630 --> 00:20:04.329 that. We see people like Big Dave, for example, 00:20:04.490 --> 00:20:07.369 is in the water. And he just so happens to be 00:20:07.369 --> 00:20:09.589 fucking the pool jet. This is not important for 00:20:09.589 --> 00:20:11.509 any reason. I just wanted to include that. Big 00:20:11.509 --> 00:20:16.849 Dave is, again, your stoner, goofy guy. So what 00:20:16.849 --> 00:20:19.750 happens next, you might ask? Well, Kyle, being 00:20:19.750 --> 00:20:22.170 one of the cops, has found the shaggin' wagon. 00:20:22.410 --> 00:20:26.109 They found it drowned, and they also found the 00:20:26.109 --> 00:20:30.490 bodies of Travis and Ashley. And so he comes 00:20:30.490 --> 00:20:32.950 to tell the other teens that, hey, they're dead. 00:20:33.170 --> 00:20:36.809 They drowned or something. Something ate them. 00:20:36.869 --> 00:20:40.849 They don't know what. and Shelby is immediately 00:20:40.849 --> 00:20:43.470 sad, and so she decides she's going to run off 00:20:43.470 --> 00:20:47.170 and go sit on the dock by the River Lake, whatever 00:20:47.170 --> 00:20:48.970 it is. They don't address what it is, so I'm 00:20:48.970 --> 00:20:50.390 going to keep saying River Lake, whatever it 00:20:50.390 --> 00:20:53.670 is. The first movie was Lake Victoria, so this 00:20:53.670 --> 00:20:55.829 leads me to assume it's like a river or something 00:20:55.829 --> 00:20:58.670 instead of a lake, and especially because it's 00:20:58.670 --> 00:21:02.369 not that wide. I guess you can't call it much 00:21:02.369 --> 00:21:04.029 of a lake, but who knows? I don't know. It could 00:21:04.029 --> 00:21:09.160 be a lake or whatever. So Shelby is on the dock. 00:21:10.920 --> 00:21:13.720 Maddie decides that she's going to, I just realized 00:21:13.720 --> 00:21:16.779 that all of the women's names are like Ashley, 00:21:16.980 --> 00:21:19.680 Maddie, Shelby, all ending in a Y and everything 00:21:19.680 --> 00:21:22.140 like that. Okay, well, that's something I just 00:21:22.140 --> 00:21:25.440 realized. Maddie goes to check in on Shelby because 00:21:25.440 --> 00:21:27.900 she knows that her and Ashley were close and 00:21:27.900 --> 00:21:30.200 wants to comfort her and everything like that. 00:21:30.339 --> 00:21:32.420 And so they're having a moment and all of a sudden 00:21:32.420 --> 00:21:38.980 the dock gets knocked over. And basically, Shelby 00:21:38.980 --> 00:21:42.160 and Maddie are both in the water and Shelby sees 00:21:42.160 --> 00:21:45.720 the piranhas and one bites her and she realizes 00:21:45.720 --> 00:21:47.740 they need to get out of there. Maddie is able 00:21:47.740 --> 00:21:51.339 to get out. She's holding her hand to Shelby. 00:21:51.440 --> 00:21:54.460 Shelby is able to climb on the dock and the dock 00:21:54.460 --> 00:21:59.059 breaks and splits apart. Shelby is so worried. 00:21:59.119 --> 00:22:00.660 She can't do it. She can't make the jump. And 00:22:00.660 --> 00:22:04.180 I'm like, it's a foot girl. She has her hand 00:22:04.180 --> 00:22:06.559 out and everything like just jump. What are you 00:22:06.559 --> 00:22:09.740 doing? Well, she finally makes a jump and it 00:22:09.740 --> 00:22:11.920 catches everybody off balance. So both her and 00:22:11.920 --> 00:22:15.440 Maddie slide into the water. And again, they're 00:22:15.440 --> 00:22:18.180 getting like nipped at and everything like that. 00:22:18.279 --> 00:22:20.720 And they're both able to get out. Basically, 00:22:20.720 --> 00:22:24.299 after their ordeal, Shelby is feeling sick and 00:22:24.299 --> 00:22:28.140 she throws up. But not just like a normal throw 00:22:28.140 --> 00:22:31.180 up. You know why? Because this movie is 3D. So 00:22:31.180 --> 00:22:33.599 of course we got to have a projectile vomit on 00:22:33.599 --> 00:22:36.670 the audience. After the projectile vomit, because 00:22:36.670 --> 00:22:39.230 3D and everything like that, the girls come back 00:22:39.230 --> 00:22:41.890 to the guys and tell them that there was piranhas 00:22:41.890 --> 00:22:44.490 in the water and that they think it's the ones 00:22:44.490 --> 00:22:47.650 from Lake Victoria and that they need to get 00:22:47.650 --> 00:22:52.789 everybody out of there now. Barry seems to know 00:22:52.789 --> 00:22:56.990 the scientist, that there's a scientist, this 00:22:56.990 --> 00:22:59.049 crackpot scientist on YouTube and everything 00:22:59.049 --> 00:23:02.029 like that, that knows everything about the piranhas. 00:23:02.720 --> 00:23:04.759 They can try to reach out to him and try to figure 00:23:04.759 --> 00:23:08.519 out what he knows and how they can get rid of 00:23:08.519 --> 00:23:10.700 their piranha problem. They knock on the door 00:23:10.700 --> 00:23:14.539 and lo and behold, opening the door is the piranha 00:23:14.539 --> 00:23:18.099 expert, Christopher Lloyd. Yes, Christopher Lloyd 00:23:18.099 --> 00:23:23.119 is in this. He plays Mr. Goodman, basically this 00:23:23.119 --> 00:23:26.180 YouTube crackpot that has all these theories 00:23:26.180 --> 00:23:28.079 about the piranhas and everything like that. 00:23:28.160 --> 00:23:31.680 He was in the first movie and... He's going to 00:23:31.680 --> 00:23:35.079 teach them all about the piranhas. We're going 00:23:35.079 --> 00:23:36.680 to learn more. We're going to take a break. And 00:23:36.680 --> 00:23:38.700 by take a break, I'm going to give a shout out 00:23:38.700 --> 00:23:42.740 to the people that guessed the bad movie right. 00:23:42.960 --> 00:23:44.680 Again, this was supposed to be Leprechaun 2. 00:23:44.799 --> 00:23:47.319 So the first one to get it was X Radio X Podcast. 00:23:47.960 --> 00:23:50.680 It is a music podcast. You can find them at X 00:23:50.680 --> 00:23:54.680 Radio X 1 on Twitter or X as it's called. You 00:23:54.680 --> 00:23:59.220 know. Basically, their show. Matt and Jace are 00:23:59.220 --> 00:24:02.299 two ex -college radio guys who became ex -professional 00:24:02.299 --> 00:24:04.480 radio guys who are now professionally guys in 00:24:04.480 --> 00:24:06.940 other professions. Tune in to see if you get 00:24:06.940 --> 00:24:09.619 Matt and Jace, Proof Rock and Jace the Ace, the 00:24:09.619 --> 00:24:11.579 Doctors of Love, or maybe you'll just get two 00:24:11.579 --> 00:24:13.460 guys yelling at people to get off their lawn. 00:24:14.059 --> 00:24:16.019 Whichever pair shows up, you'll get two guys 00:24:16.019 --> 00:24:18.140 talking about things they want to talk about 00:24:18.140 --> 00:24:19.900 in the way they want to talk about them because 00:24:19.900 --> 00:24:22.559 there is no pesky program director to tell them 00:24:22.559 --> 00:24:25.769 they're doing it wrong. As a former radio guy 00:24:25.769 --> 00:24:29.269 myself, these guys are an absolute blast. So 00:24:29.269 --> 00:24:32.789 be sure to check out at X Radio X, the music 00:24:32.789 --> 00:24:36.190 podcast. Thank you guys very much for guessing. 00:24:36.369 --> 00:24:39.150 We appreciate it. And I know that you had said 00:24:39.150 --> 00:24:41.609 that Jace's birthday was recently. Happy birthday. 00:24:41.769 --> 00:24:44.529 It's a little belated, but happy birthday, Jace. 00:24:44.609 --> 00:24:47.609 Thank you guys. X Radio X podcast. Check them 00:24:47.609 --> 00:24:50.009 out. Of course, after you finish listening to 00:24:50.009 --> 00:24:54.319 us. So we're back. Barry, Kyle, and Maddie. are 00:24:54.319 --> 00:24:56.799 at Christopher Lloyd's place, Mr. Goodman, and 00:24:56.799 --> 00:25:00.359 they are talking with him about what to do with 00:25:00.359 --> 00:25:02.240 these piranhas, like what they can do and everything 00:25:02.240 --> 00:25:05.039 like that. Shelby, after throwing up, her and 00:25:05.039 --> 00:25:07.980 Josh are hanging out basically to make her feel 00:25:07.980 --> 00:25:12.599 better and everything like that. Barry is connecting 00:25:12.599 --> 00:25:14.799 on a personal level with Mr. Goodman, Christopher 00:25:14.799 --> 00:25:17.319 Lloyd, and Maddie kind of finds it endearing, 00:25:17.339 --> 00:25:19.940 and you can kind of tell at this point. I know 00:25:19.940 --> 00:25:21.819 I said it already, but it's kind of at this point 00:25:21.819 --> 00:25:23.960 you kind of realize that obviously Barry has 00:25:23.960 --> 00:25:26.839 a crush on Maddie, but Maddie is kind of with 00:25:26.839 --> 00:25:30.079 the police douche Kyle, as well as that Maddie 00:25:30.079 --> 00:25:32.400 just kind of never seen this side of Barry before. 00:25:33.019 --> 00:25:35.579 One of the things that Mr. Goodman shows is that 00:25:35.579 --> 00:25:39.940 these piranhas, even if there's galvanized steel, 00:25:40.140 --> 00:25:43.640 yes, he says galvanized steel. In between the 00:25:43.640 --> 00:25:46.299 piranha and something he wants, the piranha can 00:25:46.299 --> 00:25:48.599 still break through the steel. That's the important 00:25:48.599 --> 00:25:51.980 thing that we learn from this whole thing. Essentially, 00:25:52.119 --> 00:25:53.759 they come up with this plan. They need to make 00:25:53.759 --> 00:25:57.539 sure that the grates on the outside of the water 00:25:57.539 --> 00:26:02.680 park that go out to the lake, basically, they 00:26:02.680 --> 00:26:05.779 need to make sure that all of them are sealed, 00:26:05.900 --> 00:26:08.680 secure, and that the piranhas can't get through. 00:26:09.130 --> 00:26:11.289 and get to the people in it, especially because 00:26:11.289 --> 00:26:14.230 tomorrow is the opening day of the Big Wet Water 00:26:14.230 --> 00:26:18.789 Park. As I said, Shelby and Josh are away from 00:26:18.789 --> 00:26:21.069 this group. Basically, they are at Josh's place. 00:26:21.430 --> 00:26:24.569 Shelby is having problems. She's not feeling 00:26:24.569 --> 00:26:27.390 well, everything like that, and Josh is just 00:26:27.390 --> 00:26:29.890 trying to comfort her, and Shelby knows what 00:26:29.890 --> 00:26:33.450 she wants. This is an exact quote. Make love 00:26:33.450 --> 00:26:35.650 to me. I feel like something is wrong, and if 00:26:35.650 --> 00:26:40.809 there is, I don't want to die a virgin. Josh, 00:26:40.849 --> 00:26:44.250 being the well -thought man that he is, goes, 00:26:44.349 --> 00:26:48.049 uh -huh, and basically takes off his clothes 00:26:48.049 --> 00:26:54.890 right away. I want you guys all to know where 00:26:54.890 --> 00:26:57.089 this scene is going. I think you can all probably 00:26:57.089 --> 00:27:00.190 guess where this scene is going and why Shelby 00:27:00.190 --> 00:27:03.109 is not feeling well and why it is a bad idea 00:27:03.109 --> 00:27:08.160 that she has sex with Josh. This is also interspersed 00:27:08.160 --> 00:27:12.039 with the scene of Barry, Kyle, and Shelby getting 00:27:12.039 --> 00:27:17.140 to the drainage parts. And Shelby is looking 00:27:17.140 --> 00:27:19.940 for help so that they can all do this. Kyle is 00:27:19.940 --> 00:27:23.160 basically, I'll be lookout because I don't want 00:27:23.160 --> 00:27:27.400 you to get busted for swimming in this area because 00:27:27.400 --> 00:27:31.539 it's a crime scene. Barry can't swim. And so 00:27:31.539 --> 00:27:33.500 Barry and Kyle just let Maddie swim on her own 00:27:33.500 --> 00:27:36.519 to make sure the drainage pipes are good. Mind 00:27:36.519 --> 00:27:40.160 you, and this is a very big mind you, Mr. Goodman 00:27:40.160 --> 00:27:43.019 slash Christopher Lloyd showed them a demo that 00:27:43.019 --> 00:27:44.700 with the right amount of interest they can break 00:27:44.700 --> 00:27:49.359 through galvanized steel. I don't believe these 00:27:49.359 --> 00:27:53.900 drainage pipes that they have are more strong 00:27:53.900 --> 00:27:56.940 than galvanized steel. Especially because they 00:27:56.940 --> 00:28:00.799 look like white plastic filters pretty much. 00:28:00.819 --> 00:28:03.559 They're just there to catch things to make sure 00:28:03.559 --> 00:28:07.200 they don't go in the lake when they drain. Maybe 00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:11.299 that's just me, but you're about to have an opening 00:28:11.299 --> 00:28:13.480 day of a water park. There's going to be a bunch 00:28:13.480 --> 00:28:17.599 of people there. Do we think this is a good idea, 00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:21.240 or should we just, you know, close the water 00:28:21.240 --> 00:28:25.319 park and not introduce all these humans to make 00:28:25.319 --> 00:28:28.660 these piranhas so hungry? Maddie has a scare 00:28:28.660 --> 00:28:30.839 in the water, but it's nothing too big. She's 00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:33.079 able to get out of it, and everything seems fine. 00:28:33.200 --> 00:28:35.220 They all are happy with everything going on. 00:28:36.410 --> 00:28:39.049 uh barry goes a separate way kyle and maddie 00:28:39.049 --> 00:28:40.769 have a little conversation but then they go their 00:28:40.769 --> 00:28:44.089 separate ways and then we go back to shelby and 00:28:44.089 --> 00:28:48.809 josh shelby and josh are getting it on they're 00:28:48.809 --> 00:28:50.890 having a good time you know they're feeling it 00:28:50.890 --> 00:28:52.849 everything feels good and then all of a sudden 00:28:52.849 --> 00:28:58.390 ow ow ow shelby is not doing well she she's in 00:28:58.390 --> 00:29:00.940 pain And at first she just thinks, oh, she's 00:29:00.940 --> 00:29:02.539 a virgin. It's going to hurt a little bit, that 00:29:02.539 --> 00:29:05.720 kind of thing. And then she realizes it's not 00:29:05.720 --> 00:29:08.819 just virgin things. She really wants him to stop. 00:29:09.680 --> 00:29:15.799 And then she goes into a seizure. Because a piranha 00:29:15.799 --> 00:29:19.859 was inside Shelby and came out of her vagina 00:29:19.859 --> 00:29:23.799 and bit the shit out of Josh's dick. And Josh 00:29:23.799 --> 00:29:25.579 is freaking out because this piranha won't let 00:29:25.579 --> 00:29:31.660 go of his dick. idea to do was to grab a knife 00:29:31.660 --> 00:29:34.059 and chop off his dick with the piranha after 00:29:34.059 --> 00:29:37.480 that happens shelby comes out of a seizure and 00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:41.220 josh yells at her you bitch you did this to me 00:29:41.220 --> 00:29:45.579 and he falls succumbing to a loss of blood and 00:29:45.579 --> 00:29:49.960 passes out she's confused but then sees not only 00:29:49.960 --> 00:29:53.680 the dick but the smashed piranha on the ground 00:29:53.680 --> 00:30:00.819 of the apartment basically gets him to hospital 00:30:00.819 --> 00:30:06.660 and calls Maddie on the way to tell her what 00:30:06.660 --> 00:30:09.500 happened and she rushes to the hospital. Another 00:30:09.500 --> 00:30:13.160 thing we see is that Chet is driving his car 00:30:13.160 --> 00:30:15.400 and he gets pulled over. But who does he get 00:30:15.400 --> 00:30:17.759 pulled over by? Of course, it's Kyle. Douche 00:30:17.759 --> 00:30:22.980 Kyle. Douche Kyle reminds him that he's on the 00:30:22.980 --> 00:30:27.519 take and he's keeping Maddie away. From whatever 00:30:27.519 --> 00:30:30.779 Chet is doing. And we don't learn what it is. 00:30:30.880 --> 00:30:33.779 But all we know is that Chet is paying him. To 00:30:33.779 --> 00:30:37.099 keep Maddie away from this. And basically to 00:30:37.099 --> 00:30:40.880 butt out. So Kyle is on the take. He is making 00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:44.319 money off of Chet. To keep Maddie away from something. 00:30:44.500 --> 00:30:47.490 We don't know what. There wasn't much that happened 00:30:47.490 --> 00:30:49.509 at the hospital, but I just want to include this 00:30:49.509 --> 00:30:52.609 line because Shelby said, Josh cut off his penis 00:30:52.609 --> 00:30:55.230 because something came out of my vagina. I just 00:30:55.230 --> 00:30:57.430 thought that was a hilarious line. And it's a 00:30:57.430 --> 00:31:00.970 great line read, by the way, as well. Maddie 00:31:00.970 --> 00:31:03.490 decides to go home and she decides she's going 00:31:03.490 --> 00:31:06.549 to have a bath. And we get like a Nightmare on 00:31:06.549 --> 00:31:09.589 Elm Street style scene where these piranhas go 00:31:09.589 --> 00:31:14.839 through the drain and start. biting at her and 00:31:14.839 --> 00:31:16.640 everything like that but it was just a dream 00:31:16.640 --> 00:31:19.740 sequence it's not important at all it has nothing 00:31:19.740 --> 00:31:22.039 to do with the rest of the movie and then we 00:31:22.039 --> 00:31:26.960 end up at a hotel and in this hotel are two hookers 00:31:26.960 --> 00:31:30.259 and david hasselhoff with a guitar singing a 00:31:30.259 --> 00:31:32.880 song to them at first it just seemed like that 00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:34.920 was it it was just like a one -off kind of thing 00:31:34.920 --> 00:31:38.079 but now we get to the next day and he's there 00:31:38.079 --> 00:31:41.839 he had been signed up to open the big wet water 00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:45.920 park he's the Feature lifeguard of the Big Wet 00:31:45.920 --> 00:31:48.440 Water Park because, you know, Baywatch and everything 00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:52.180 like that. Also going in there is Paul Scheer 00:31:52.180 --> 00:31:55.519 and Ving Rhames. Basically, if you don't remember 00:31:55.519 --> 00:31:57.839 them from the first movie, that's okay because 00:31:57.839 --> 00:31:59.880 Paul Scheer was apparently not important. And 00:31:59.880 --> 00:32:03.059 Ving Rhames, they showed a flashback to when 00:32:03.059 --> 00:32:05.339 he was using a motor in the first movie to kill 00:32:05.339 --> 00:32:08.559 these piranhas and chopped off his leg. They 00:32:08.559 --> 00:32:10.819 are there to get over their fear of the water. 00:32:11.739 --> 00:32:14.519 because now it's not even piranhas anymore. It's 00:32:14.519 --> 00:32:17.140 just fear of the water. And they have a good 00:32:17.140 --> 00:32:18.740 little scene back and forth and everything like 00:32:18.740 --> 00:32:21.259 that. Basically, Paul Scheer is pushing Ving 00:32:21.259 --> 00:32:24.839 Rhames' wheelchair, and essentially Ving tells 00:32:24.839 --> 00:32:27.559 him just to throw him into the water, just immerse 00:32:27.559 --> 00:32:29.440 him in the water, because then he has to get 00:32:29.440 --> 00:32:31.480 over his fear. He has to face it. It's like the 00:32:31.480 --> 00:32:34.160 mom and the child. Just throw your kid in the 00:32:34.160 --> 00:32:36.319 water, and he'll have to face his fear kind of 00:32:36.319 --> 00:32:38.500 thing. And there's a little back and forth, because 00:32:38.500 --> 00:32:40.809 then he... changes his mind he's like no don't 00:32:40.809 --> 00:32:42.529 throw me in the water and paul's like oh i'm 00:32:42.529 --> 00:32:44.009 gonna throw you in the water and like this woman 00:32:44.009 --> 00:32:46.089 starts yelling at them no he doesn't want to 00:32:46.089 --> 00:32:48.970 go in the water it's kind of a fun little back 00:32:48.970 --> 00:32:51.190 and forth i think it's a good part of the movie 00:32:51.190 --> 00:32:54.869 and i would pay for more of paul sheer and ving 00:32:54.869 --> 00:32:56.509 rams kind of riffing with each other that was 00:32:56.509 --> 00:32:58.890 actually kind of fun everything's going well 00:32:58.890 --> 00:33:00.849 it's the opening day everybody's happy you know 00:33:00.849 --> 00:33:03.980 and there's like david hasselhoff sightings there's 00:33:03.980 --> 00:33:05.980 the regular people and everything like that and 00:33:05.980 --> 00:33:07.960 maddie's walking around and then she starts to 00:33:07.960 --> 00:33:09.720 hear something as she's walking around the water 00:33:09.720 --> 00:33:12.880 park mind you that she's worried about these 00:33:12.880 --> 00:33:16.480 piranhas getting in so she she's extra inquisitive 00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:20.700 and she finds that chet has been drilling and 00:33:20.700 --> 00:33:23.539 making his own water supply so he can avoid paying 00:33:23.539 --> 00:33:27.150 for water basically a cheap little thing to steal 00:33:27.150 --> 00:33:30.450 water from the lake to put into his water park 00:33:30.450 --> 00:33:32.269 where he just doesn't have to go through the 00:33:32.269 --> 00:33:34.670 government or anything like that and lo and behold 00:33:34.670 --> 00:33:37.829 guess what finally starts getting pumped into 00:33:37.829 --> 00:33:42.250 the water we first start to experience this when 00:33:42.250 --> 00:33:45.150 this little kid basically is rushing to find 00:33:45.150 --> 00:33:47.089 a lifeguard to get a band -aid because he got 00:33:47.089 --> 00:33:50.009 bit by something so his mom tells him to find 00:33:50.009 --> 00:33:53.789 a lifeguard and he goes to david hasselhoff and 00:33:53.789 --> 00:33:58.259 asks for a Band -Aid. And basically David Hasselhoff 00:33:58.259 --> 00:33:59.720 can't believe this kid doesn't know who he is. 00:33:59.880 --> 00:34:01.740 But this little kid just happens to be named 00:34:01.740 --> 00:34:04.000 David as well. So David Hasselhoff kind of takes 00:34:04.000 --> 00:34:08.659 a little appreciation to the ginger kid. So he 00:34:08.659 --> 00:34:11.940 gives him a Band -Aid and lets him on his way. 00:34:12.480 --> 00:34:16.420 And then all of a sudden chaos breaks. The piranhas 00:34:16.420 --> 00:34:19.880 start eating everybody. There's blood and people 00:34:19.880 --> 00:34:23.630 running. hitting people and knocking them out 00:34:23.630 --> 00:34:26.929 of the way and it's just a ton of chaos as everybody 00:34:26.929 --> 00:34:29.650 tries to get out of the water. Maddie is trying 00:34:29.650 --> 00:34:32.010 to help people and she also is getting to Chet 00:34:32.010 --> 00:34:35.289 to say, close it down, close it down. Kyle grabs 00:34:35.289 --> 00:34:38.449 her and drags her away and we learn that Kyle 00:34:38.449 --> 00:34:41.349 is the douche that we know he is and finally 00:34:41.349 --> 00:34:44.710 Maddie sees it as well. While all this is happening, 00:34:44.809 --> 00:34:47.329 Paul and Ving are not in the water yet and Ving 00:34:47.329 --> 00:34:50.969 being the hero that he is asks Paul for his legs. 00:34:52.119 --> 00:34:55.159 Paul gives him these titanium legs, and he gets 00:34:55.159 --> 00:34:58.420 in the water, and he starts to slow motion shoot 00:34:58.420 --> 00:35:01.260 at the piranhas. And how is he shooting? Well, 00:35:01.320 --> 00:35:05.219 he has attached guns to the sides of his titanium 00:35:05.219 --> 00:35:07.880 legs and basically are taking the piranhas out 00:35:07.880 --> 00:35:10.900 as much as he can. And it's all slow motion and 00:35:10.900 --> 00:35:16.599 poof, poof, poof. I learned that these legs were 00:35:16.599 --> 00:35:20.800 made in one day. And they look like it. I'm not 00:35:20.800 --> 00:35:23.019 going to lie on that. But it is kind of just 00:35:23.019 --> 00:35:25.579 a fun, goofy scene, especially if you like things 00:35:25.579 --> 00:35:28.980 like Evil Dead and that kind of stuff. Hasselhoff 00:35:28.980 --> 00:35:31.500 is sitting in his chair because he's just get 00:35:31.500 --> 00:35:33.199 out of the water. Like he's just yelling at people, 00:35:33.280 --> 00:35:34.579 get out of the water and you'll be fine. Get 00:35:34.579 --> 00:35:36.300 out of the water. You'll be fine. And then he 00:35:36.300 --> 00:35:39.599 hears David screaming. David went back into the 00:35:39.599 --> 00:35:41.699 water and he just keeps looking at him. He's 00:35:41.699 --> 00:35:44.119 just little ginger moron. Went back in the water. 00:35:45.230 --> 00:35:47.010 Well, of course, it tugs at his heartstrings, 00:35:47.050 --> 00:35:50.989 so he slow -motion Baywatch runs to save David, 00:35:51.110 --> 00:35:56.269 who is in the lazy river, and saves him from 00:35:56.269 --> 00:35:59.469 getting eaten by piranhas. Maddie gets away from 00:35:59.469 --> 00:36:02.889 Kyle, and she gets to Chet and knees him straight 00:36:02.889 --> 00:36:05.489 in the balls, which knocks him out. So he's out 00:36:05.489 --> 00:36:07.639 of the picture for a little while. They come 00:36:07.639 --> 00:36:09.440 up with the idea that they need to drain the 00:36:09.440 --> 00:36:11.599 water from the pool because draining the water 00:36:11.599 --> 00:36:14.760 will suck all the piranhas out and take them 00:36:14.760 --> 00:36:17.559 back into Lake River, whatever it is. And so 00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:20.519 then they can have all the water gone. All the 00:36:20.519 --> 00:36:22.539 piranhas are gone with it. Everything like that. 00:36:23.179 --> 00:36:27.960 So Maddie is trying to get people out of the 00:36:27.960 --> 00:36:31.960 water, but also get to the pumps. And Barry helps 00:36:31.960 --> 00:36:35.539 her and basically admits his love for Maddie. 00:36:36.199 --> 00:36:38.719 And Matty apparently thought he was gay. And 00:36:38.719 --> 00:36:41.539 it's all good at this point because they're going 00:36:41.539 --> 00:36:45.340 to save the day. Big Dave, he runs past Barry 00:36:45.340 --> 00:36:48.760 and he has a piranha up his ass, basically like 00:36:48.760 --> 00:36:50.500 wiggling out of there, which Barry has to pull 00:36:50.500 --> 00:36:53.739 out. Basically, this entire thing is happening 00:36:53.739 --> 00:36:55.840 within the last like 15 minutes of the movie. 00:36:55.920 --> 00:36:57.920 And it's just chaos because it's going from one 00:36:57.920 --> 00:36:59.719 situation to the other. They have so many characters 00:36:59.719 --> 00:37:01.420 that they have to address and everything like 00:37:01.420 --> 00:37:04.969 that. So just addressing them. one at a time 00:37:04.969 --> 00:37:06.789 like showing their little vignettes and everything 00:37:06.789 --> 00:37:10.449 uh big dave is going to help barry after he helps 00:37:10.449 --> 00:37:13.949 get the piranha off his ass to go to the drain 00:37:13.949 --> 00:37:18.070 thing to use the big drainage thing and send 00:37:18.070 --> 00:37:21.210 it the other way and then we go to chet and chet 00:37:21.210 --> 00:37:23.010 has finally woken up from getting kneed in the 00:37:23.010 --> 00:37:25.769 balls and he runs past a little girl who's next 00:37:25.769 --> 00:37:29.050 to her dead mother he basically throws cash at 00:37:29.050 --> 00:37:31.969 her and gets on a golf cart to try to drive away 00:37:33.760 --> 00:37:36.119 The golf cart, he has to back up first, so he 00:37:36.119 --> 00:37:38.820 runs over the curl he just threw cash at, and 00:37:38.820 --> 00:37:42.019 then he drives. And you know how they have those 00:37:42.019 --> 00:37:44.880 lines of flags on opening days and stuff like 00:37:44.880 --> 00:37:47.380 that? Well, he drives through one of those, and 00:37:47.380 --> 00:37:51.679 it cuts his head clear off. The head goes flying 00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:55.199 into a naked stripper running away from the adults 00:37:55.199 --> 00:37:58.730 -only pool. lands in her boobs and she kind of 00:37:58.730 --> 00:38:01.389 like slow motion bops his head back and forth 00:38:01.389 --> 00:38:03.670 so it kind of looks like he's getting motorboated 00:38:03.670 --> 00:38:06.869 before he dies and she throws her head his head 00:38:06.869 --> 00:38:10.469 on the ground so chet out of this movie he's 00:38:10.469 --> 00:38:13.510 done maddie gets knocked into the water while 00:38:13.510 --> 00:38:17.389 the pools are being drained and basically kyle 00:38:17.389 --> 00:38:20.340 freaks out and just like runs away Because he 00:38:20.340 --> 00:38:21.800 doesn't know how to help her and he doesn't want 00:38:21.800 --> 00:38:24.119 to go in the water or anything like that. She's 00:38:24.119 --> 00:38:27.019 getting pulled into the suction of the drain 00:38:27.019 --> 00:38:29.619 and it's just holding her under. It's not like 00:38:29.619 --> 00:38:30.860 she's going to get pulled through the drain, 00:38:30.900 --> 00:38:33.159 but it's just holding her under. And so while 00:38:33.159 --> 00:38:35.860 the water's draining, she's just stuck in there. 00:38:36.739 --> 00:38:40.039 Barry, who we know can't swim, is like, I'm going 00:38:40.039 --> 00:38:42.849 to save the day. Jumps in. He immediately regrets 00:38:42.849 --> 00:38:44.610 it. And this was actually kind of funny because 00:38:44.610 --> 00:38:46.730 most of these movies, you know, it's one of those 00:38:46.730 --> 00:38:48.309 things where it's like, oh, they jump in. They're 00:38:48.309 --> 00:38:49.650 going to save the day. It's going to be great. 00:38:49.730 --> 00:38:51.909 Everything like that. And he immediately regrets 00:38:51.909 --> 00:38:53.590 it. It's like, no, no, no, I need out of here. 00:38:53.889 --> 00:38:56.809 So he gets out of here and we learn earlier in 00:38:56.809 --> 00:38:58.570 the movie that he's really good with the trident 00:38:58.570 --> 00:39:01.769 and like picking up trash with it. And so he 00:39:01.769 --> 00:39:04.690 like throws a trident and hits the last piranha 00:39:04.690 --> 00:39:10.699 that's going to try to eat Maddie. He also finds 00:39:10.699 --> 00:39:13.579 a way to go back in and pull Maddie out and then 00:39:13.579 --> 00:39:16.920 gives life -saving mouth -to -mouth. Or the first 00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:19.820 kiss. I guess the second kiss, really. But, you 00:39:19.820 --> 00:39:23.739 know, a kiss. Big kiss. Big Dave, who's gone 00:39:23.739 --> 00:39:27.039 to the drainage room, is very upset that one 00:39:27.039 --> 00:39:30.320 of these piranhas bit his ass. Nobody munches 00:39:30.320 --> 00:39:33.460 on Big Dave's ass. So he starts pouring chlorine 00:39:33.460 --> 00:39:36.380 into the tank and he drops his marijuana cigarette 00:39:36.380 --> 00:39:40.739 in it, blowing up the remaining fish. I did see 00:39:40.739 --> 00:39:43.139 something funny about this. Chlorine is not flammable 00:39:43.139 --> 00:39:46.119 and normally it's in tablet form, not in a like 00:39:46.119 --> 00:39:49.599 powder or watery thing that he did. Basically, 00:39:49.619 --> 00:39:56.380 this explodes all of the fish. Barry and Maddie 00:39:56.380 --> 00:39:58.260 are fine because they're out of the water, but 00:39:58.260 --> 00:40:01.639 it's still like this big thing. But Barry's trident 00:40:01.639 --> 00:40:05.800 was in the water and it got launched, like launched 00:40:05.800 --> 00:40:07.840 straight up in the air. And you're wondering 00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:10.309 what's going to happen. Well, it lands straight 00:40:10.309 --> 00:40:13.389 through Kyle. Douche Kyle is also gone now. Everybody 00:40:13.389 --> 00:40:15.650 gets their just desserts. It's kind of fun to 00:40:15.650 --> 00:40:18.449 see all of the cannon fodder, all that get what 00:40:18.449 --> 00:40:23.730 they deserve. And that's it. The water has been 00:40:23.730 --> 00:40:28.309 drained. What was left of it. And the fish have 00:40:28.309 --> 00:40:31.730 been killed for the most part, we think. Because 00:40:31.730 --> 00:40:36.610 of the explosion created by Big Dave. Except 00:40:36.610 --> 00:40:40.340 for it's not. One of the things we also had was 00:40:40.340 --> 00:40:43.420 Christopher Lloyd said he has this theory that 00:40:43.420 --> 00:40:46.599 these piranha evolve quickly and they're going 00:40:46.599 --> 00:40:52.840 to soon be able to walk. And so one of the fish 00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:56.260 that was not blown up starts to walk on the land 00:40:56.260 --> 00:40:59.960 out of the water. And the little kid, David, 00:41:00.159 --> 00:41:03.579 the ginger kid, is recording one walking on land. 00:41:04.179 --> 00:41:06.000 And his mom's just like, get away from there, 00:41:06.019 --> 00:41:07.599 David. Get away from there. And he's just like, 00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:10.420 they're slow on land. It's fine. The piranha 00:41:10.420 --> 00:41:15.219 jumps off and eats David's head clear off his 00:41:15.219 --> 00:41:19.559 body. And Hasselhoff says, little ginger moron. 00:41:20.699 --> 00:41:23.559 That's the end of the movie. Jokes about gingers, 00:41:23.579 --> 00:41:26.940 boobs, piranhas. We have it all in this movie. 00:41:27.559 --> 00:41:30.800 Piranha double D. Yeah, it's a ridiculous movie. 00:41:30.900 --> 00:41:33.420 It was exactly everything I wanted, though. In 00:41:33.420 --> 00:41:36.340 this movie. It's not like I'm sitting here going. 00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:39.260 Oh this was Oscar worthy film. And everything 00:41:39.260 --> 00:41:41.480 like that. No. But if you want something stupid. 00:41:41.639 --> 00:41:43.360 To kind of like take the edge off or whatever. 00:41:43.780 --> 00:41:46.579 This is a fun one. You can definitely find some 00:41:46.579 --> 00:41:49.539 fun in this. It's a lot of skin. So obviously 00:41:49.539 --> 00:41:51.719 it's rated R. So don't show it to kids. That 00:41:51.719 --> 00:41:56.699 kind of thing. Where does it land on the rating 00:41:56.699 --> 00:42:02.769 scale. For. I'll say the bad movies I've seen 00:42:02.769 --> 00:42:07.789 on this podcast. I'll say it's definitely towards 00:42:07.789 --> 00:42:15.030 the top of the bad movies I've seen. Just because 00:42:15.030 --> 00:42:22.210 you can enjoy a lot of it. I'll say that. So 00:42:22.210 --> 00:42:26.829 my fifth and sixth. The best movies that I've 00:42:26.829 --> 00:42:29.489 watched for this podcast are Friday the 13th, 00:42:29.489 --> 00:42:32.349 Jason Takes Manhattan, and Steel. And I would 00:42:32.349 --> 00:42:34.210 say it's definitely along those lines. I'll probably 00:42:34.210 --> 00:42:38.090 give it 7th on that list. Just because it's goofy 00:42:38.090 --> 00:42:40.110 fun. And that's exactly what you want in this 00:42:40.110 --> 00:42:42.150 movie. It's not going to change your life. It's 00:42:42.150 --> 00:42:44.809 not going to be anything crazy. That's what it 00:42:44.809 --> 00:42:48.570 is. I've seen much worse for this podcast. I've 00:42:48.570 --> 00:42:51.510 seen much better for this podcast. But at the 00:42:51.510 --> 00:42:55.099 end of the day, I think this is fun. And it's 00:42:55.099 --> 00:42:58.659 exactly what you kind of want with it. None of 00:42:58.659 --> 00:43:00.900 it is going to change your mind about movies. 00:43:01.019 --> 00:43:05.199 None of it's going to be this huge thing that 00:43:05.199 --> 00:43:08.260 you're so excited to watch over and over and 00:43:08.260 --> 00:43:13.539 over again. But it's just fun. Once or twice, 00:43:13.659 --> 00:43:16.440 you'll be happy to watch it. So I'm going to 00:43:16.440 --> 00:43:19.659 put it seventh behind Steel, but above Santa 00:43:19.659 --> 00:43:23.340 with Muscles. Another one that feels right in 00:43:23.340 --> 00:43:28.079 that alley of Santa with muscles. It feels about 00:43:28.079 --> 00:43:36.820 right. Rating for this, I would say... What do 00:43:36.820 --> 00:43:40.119 I want to give this? Again, it's not a good movie 00:43:40.119 --> 00:43:44.280 by any stretch of the imagination. But I would 00:43:44.280 --> 00:43:47.000 say it's not awful. I'm going to give it a 1 00:43:47.000 --> 00:43:54.909 .5. 3D pukes out of 5. That's probably the best 00:43:54.909 --> 00:44:02.630 I can describe it. Again, fun movie. Something 00:44:02.630 --> 00:44:04.630 I'm glad I watched once. I don't need to see 00:44:04.630 --> 00:44:07.170 it again. But it's definitely something that 00:44:07.170 --> 00:44:11.670 I was able to enjoy. And so, therefore, yeah. 00:44:11.769 --> 00:44:16.250 It feels right. 1 .5 out of 5. Again, I know 00:44:16.250 --> 00:44:19.369 that seems low, but again... This is supposed 00:44:19.369 --> 00:44:22.789 to be a bad movie. So 1 .5 out of 5 is actually 00:44:22.789 --> 00:44:26.690 pretty good for it. So yeah, that was Piranha 00:44:26.690 --> 00:44:31.829 3DD. Yeah, we have some real shit coming up on 00:44:31.829 --> 00:44:35.329 the podcast. If you did not know now on Rotten 00:44:35.329 --> 00:44:37.550 Tomatoes, because that is usually how I do my 00:44:37.550 --> 00:44:40.550 metric, is under 40 % on critics and audience 00:44:40.550 --> 00:44:43.690 scores. If you did not know on the streaming 00:44:43.690 --> 00:44:47.289 section, you can now categorize it or short it. 00:44:49.180 --> 00:44:54.719 by rotten scores. So I have found, I'm not joking, 00:44:54.760 --> 00:44:57.840 in the last two days, probably a good 40 movies 00:44:57.840 --> 00:45:04.619 starring big names that qualify under those that 00:45:04.619 --> 00:45:06.800 I just cannot wait to watch and tell you about. 00:45:07.760 --> 00:45:11.079 We have some absolute trash coming your way soon. 00:45:11.380 --> 00:45:16.150 So, yep. That was Piranha 3 Double D. That was 00:45:16.150 --> 00:45:17.909 the Game for a Movie podcast. Thank you guys 00:45:17.909 --> 00:45:19.670 very much for tuning in. I have been your host, 00:45:19.769 --> 00:45:22.969 Mike. Thank you for listening to Game for a Movie 00:45:22.969 --> 00:45:24.889 podcast where we ask, are you game for a movie? 00:45:25.130 --> 00:45:27.630 We will see you next time and beware of the water. 00:45:27.789 --> 00:45:29.570 You never know what could be lurking in there.