WEBVTT 00:00:02.730 --> 00:00:04.250 You know what that sound means? It's another 00:00:04.250 --> 00:00:06.730 episode of Game for a Movie where we ask, are 00:00:06.730 --> 00:00:08.529 you game for a movie? My name is Mike. I'll be 00:00:08.529 --> 00:00:13.650 your host. I'm joined by Andre and Jill and Mitchell. 00:00:14.369 --> 00:00:21.489 Yeah. I know it's been a minute, fam. How have 00:00:21.489 --> 00:00:24.410 we been? The whole team is back together again. 00:00:24.570 --> 00:00:29.269 I know. I love it. It makes me so happy to see 00:00:29.269 --> 00:00:31.289 everybody together. Just in time for spooky season. 00:00:31.609 --> 00:00:35.450 The best season? Question mark? Exclamation point? 00:00:35.750 --> 00:00:38.609 It's up there. This is the second episode of 00:00:38.609 --> 00:00:41.929 five horror bad movie episodes we've got going 00:00:41.929 --> 00:00:45.149 this month. The Silence just released last week 00:00:45.149 --> 00:00:50.689 with the Stanley Tuch. The Tuch? I've got a question. 00:00:51.310 --> 00:00:54.549 Wasn't enough to save the movie. I've got a question 00:00:54.549 --> 00:00:57.420 for all of you guys. after we talk about this 00:00:57.420 --> 00:01:00.979 movie and i think i texted to all of you so if 00:01:00.979 --> 00:01:03.920 you don't remember now gives you time before 00:01:03.920 --> 00:01:05.180 we talk that's right i'm like literally grab 00:01:05.180 --> 00:01:07.579 my phone right yeah exactly yeah you gotta look 00:01:07.579 --> 00:01:12.040 at it now and figure it out um but yeah we're 00:01:12.040 --> 00:01:13.959 gonna talk about that after we talk about this 00:01:13.959 --> 00:01:17.640 bad movie and of course after we talk about what 00:01:17.640 --> 00:01:21.120 are we drinking audrey what are we drinking well 00:01:21.739 --> 00:01:26.359 I got me here the Southern Tier Pump King Imperial 00:01:26.359 --> 00:01:29.420 Pumpkin Ale, one of my favorites from the Spooky 00:01:29.420 --> 00:01:31.680 Season. It's back again, and it's better than 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:35.890 ever. It's a lovely pumpkin pie in a glass. So 00:01:35.890 --> 00:01:38.310 on the scale of squash to pie. It's very pie 00:01:38.310 --> 00:01:40.609 forward. It does not taste like a gourd. It tastes 00:01:40.609 --> 00:01:45.689 like pumpkin. It's my scale. Squash to pie scale. 00:01:46.629 --> 00:01:50.969 I love pie forward as an adjective. Sounds amazing. 00:01:51.329 --> 00:01:54.569 I love that. Squash to pie scale is still one 00:01:54.569 --> 00:01:56.409 of my favorite names of our episodes. I'm not 00:01:56.409 --> 00:01:57.969 claiming credit for coming up with the squash 00:01:57.969 --> 00:02:00.209 to pie scale. It doesn't matter. It's a good 00:02:00.209 --> 00:02:02.989 way of measuring a pumpkin beer. Or pumpkin anything. 00:02:03.290 --> 00:02:06.200 You brought it to the pod. You get the credit 00:02:06.200 --> 00:02:10.520 in my mind. Right. I'm also drinking the pumpkin. 00:02:10.819 --> 00:02:13.520 We're splitting it. Well, Andre's doing the bulk 00:02:13.520 --> 00:02:15.180 of the heavy lifting. She's got a taster. I have 00:02:15.180 --> 00:02:17.439 a taster. Joe, well, quick thoughts. What do 00:02:17.439 --> 00:02:19.800 you think so far? Did you take a swig yet? It's 00:02:19.800 --> 00:02:24.439 good. If you've ever had a bad pumpkin, I feel 00:02:24.439 --> 00:02:26.639 bad. I'm sorry for you. This year, it's a good 00:02:26.639 --> 00:02:29.280 batch. It must have been a good pumpkin crop 00:02:29.280 --> 00:02:32.039 last year. I have no idea. I don't read the Farmer's 00:02:32.039 --> 00:02:36.490 Almanac, but it doesn't taste like garbage. Is 00:02:36.490 --> 00:02:39.550 the Farmer's Almanac coming into a Back to the 00:02:39.550 --> 00:02:43.189 Future reference later in the... Is there a Back 00:02:43.189 --> 00:02:44.750 to the Future reference in the movie that I missed? 00:02:44.830 --> 00:02:47.669 About Sports Almanac. It's a Sports Almanac. 00:02:49.289 --> 00:02:51.569 Farmer's Almanac, Sports Almanac. Okay, it's 00:02:51.569 --> 00:02:54.150 a stretch. I don't know if you would want to 00:02:54.150 --> 00:02:59.229 do a betting thing on the crop quality. I guess 00:02:59.229 --> 00:03:01.849 if you know three years from now, it's going 00:03:01.849 --> 00:03:04.159 to be a great season for corn. You buy a bumper 00:03:04.159 --> 00:03:08.979 crop of corn and grow the corn. It's Kern. I 00:03:08.979 --> 00:03:11.460 never actually saw that TikTok video. Really? 00:03:11.719 --> 00:03:16.080 No, I don't have TikTok. Get on TikTok. It would 00:03:16.080 --> 00:03:20.080 have filtered down to Instagram or YouTube Shorts 00:03:20.080 --> 00:03:24.039 by now. Follow our TikTok at GameForAMovie. Yes, 00:03:24.099 --> 00:03:28.159 follow our TikTok at GameForAMovie. And Nerdstar. 00:03:28.360 --> 00:03:32.080 Hey, Nerdstar. I listened to this episode. I 00:03:32.080 --> 00:03:34.340 like my YouTube content to be like 55 minutes 00:03:34.340 --> 00:03:37.319 or longer. But I do have to say I deleted TikTok 00:03:37.319 --> 00:03:39.639 because it was melting my attention span. It 00:03:39.639 --> 00:03:43.180 was melting his brain. Yes. Honestly, Kelly deletes 00:03:43.180 --> 00:03:45.800 it every week, like during the work week. A lot 00:03:45.800 --> 00:03:48.759 of that reason. She deletes it and then downloads 00:03:48.759 --> 00:03:52.879 it. It's a good self -control. Yeah, for sure. 00:03:53.099 --> 00:03:55.719 What are you guys drinking? Mitchell, what do 00:03:55.719 --> 00:03:58.610 you got? i got okay so i'm a little basic i do 00:03:58.610 --> 00:04:00.810 not have anything spooky season you're basic 00:04:00.810 --> 00:04:05.469 all right well uh newsflash um i did buy a variety 00:04:05.469 --> 00:04:08.030 pack from founders and i'm currently simping 00:04:08.030 --> 00:04:11.849 on all day crimson sky which is a session red 00:04:11.849 --> 00:04:14.509 ipa i haven't had a red in a while so this is 00:04:14.509 --> 00:04:17.600 pretty refreshing for me nice What's the ABV 00:04:17.600 --> 00:04:20.660 on it, if you don't mind me asking? Let me look 00:04:20.660 --> 00:04:27.500 that up for you. 4 .7. Session IPA. Nice. Nice 00:04:27.500 --> 00:04:31.699 session IPA, yes. Mike? Oh, I got a Freakin' 00:04:31.720 --> 00:04:34.120 Nature. Freakin' Nature. Is that what it's called? 00:04:34.399 --> 00:04:36.360 That's literally what it's called. I need to 00:04:36.360 --> 00:04:38.939 see this can. Oh, okay. All right. It's Wicked 00:04:38.939 --> 00:04:41.500 Weed is what it's called. What's the brewery's? 00:04:42.040 --> 00:04:44.689 Wicked Weed? That's Wicked Weed Brewing. Wicked 00:04:44.689 --> 00:04:49.069 Weed Brewing. It's from Asheville. Some of you 00:04:49.069 --> 00:04:54.389 guys know Ben. I know Ben. I sure do. Ben, great 00:04:54.389 --> 00:04:57.209 dude. His bachelor party was in Asheville and 00:04:57.209 --> 00:05:00.029 we went to Wicked Weed. I'm not joking. This 00:05:00.029 --> 00:05:03.750 place was great. Now that I've moved to Charlotte, 00:05:03.889 --> 00:05:07.329 Wicked Weed has become regular in my repertoire. 00:05:07.829 --> 00:05:11.860 Their main beer is called Pernicious. and that 00:05:11.860 --> 00:05:14.800 one is probably my second favorite i've had in 00:05:14.800 --> 00:05:17.920 charlotte okay i could drink a pernicious any 00:05:17.920 --> 00:05:21.560 day uh the wicked weed freak of nature i wanted 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:25.920 to try it's a double or a dippa dippa okay and 00:05:25.920 --> 00:05:30.240 also you can see right here hopefully hold up 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:32.939 i'm trying to do it with my green screen there 00:05:32.939 --> 00:05:38.800 we go 8 .5 percent wow whoo big boy Also has 00:05:38.800 --> 00:05:41.160 my Buc -ee's koozie over the top. Yes, of course. 00:05:41.180 --> 00:05:44.199 Classic Buc -ee's. Love that. Yeah. Yeah. I went 00:05:44.199 --> 00:05:47.180 to my first Buc -ee's not that long ago when 00:05:47.180 --> 00:05:50.040 we were driving home from my parents who now 00:05:50.040 --> 00:05:52.100 live in Florida, which is still weird to me. 00:05:53.319 --> 00:05:56.259 What town are they in again in Florida? Near 00:05:56.259 --> 00:05:59.279 Fort Myers Beach. Okay. Yeah. What's their address? 00:06:00.019 --> 00:06:04.240 23 Fake Street. Yeah. Near Fort Myers Beach. 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:08.720 yeah you can be there 401ks as well yeah it's 00:06:08.720 --> 00:06:12.740 uh one two three four five six five five five 00:06:12.740 --> 00:06:19.839 five five five klondike amazing but yeah this 00:06:19.839 --> 00:06:22.680 thing is 8 .5 and that i had six beers before 00:06:22.680 --> 00:06:26.139 this we're gonna have a good night okay all right 00:06:26.139 --> 00:06:28.899 ike's ready to go yeah let's go uh we went to 00:06:28.899 --> 00:06:31.899 a brewery today that was um it's called slow 00:06:31.899 --> 00:06:38.180 play okay They are a very big disc golf brewery. 00:06:38.180 --> 00:06:40.920 Oh, okay. So they have a whole disc golf course 00:06:40.920 --> 00:06:42.879 in the back that you can just kind of... No, 00:06:42.899 --> 00:06:46.220 no, no, no, no, no. So they're right off of Winthrop's 00:06:46.220 --> 00:06:49.139 campus, Winthrop University. And Winthrop right 00:06:49.139 --> 00:06:52.100 now is hosting the National Disc Golf Championship. 00:06:53.699 --> 00:07:00.860 But they sell... They sell disc golf discs. There 00:07:00.860 --> 00:07:03.819 was pros hanging out there, including one that 00:07:03.819 --> 00:07:07.100 didn't want to know that he was a pro. He didn't 00:07:07.100 --> 00:07:09.300 want us to know that he was a pro, but also was 00:07:09.300 --> 00:07:13.079 like, yeah, I was disc golfing and I got an ace 00:07:13.079 --> 00:07:18.639 on this hole. Is that a hole -in -one in disc 00:07:18.639 --> 00:07:21.800 golf terms? Yes, that is a hole -in -one on disc 00:07:21.800 --> 00:07:25.379 golf. We're not disc golf people. No offense 00:07:25.379 --> 00:07:28.500 to disc golf athletes like pros. could you pick 00:07:28.500 --> 00:07:31.339 a professional disc golfer out of a line of a 00:07:31.339 --> 00:07:34.620 crowd right yeah like physically are they different 00:07:34.620 --> 00:07:36.480 than you know what maybe if they're wearing a 00:07:36.480 --> 00:07:39.040 t -shirt or is it like the men's curling team 00:07:39.040 --> 00:07:42.519 for the u .s if we weren't at a brewery i'd be 00:07:42.519 --> 00:07:45.600 able to say oh the guy with the full beard yeah 00:07:45.600 --> 00:07:49.649 he's probably a disc golfer okay got it but it's 00:07:49.649 --> 00:07:52.529 not the physique it's the facial hair people 00:07:52.529 --> 00:07:55.189 that had full beards and then the full beard 00:07:55.189 --> 00:07:57.850 guy comes in and is like i'm not a pro disc golfer 00:07:57.850 --> 00:08:00.649 like yeah okay you're you're a pro disc golfer 00:08:00.649 --> 00:08:03.449 i mean that you would even bring up disc golf 00:08:03.449 --> 00:08:07.110 says to me you're a pro disc golfer it's just 00:08:07.110 --> 00:08:09.689 like buddy we weren't talking about disc golf 00:08:09.689 --> 00:08:13.649 everybody stop asking me about disc golf god 00:08:13.649 --> 00:08:18.509 damn it i don't play You got your putter? Let's 00:08:18.509 --> 00:08:23.329 go throw a few. I didn't even think about disc 00:08:23.329 --> 00:08:28.889 golf. Man, that crowd sounds amazing. Speaking 00:08:28.889 --> 00:08:32.669 of things that nobody talks about, our bad movie. 00:08:33.200 --> 00:08:37.159 wow amazing segue segue love it so smooth yeah 00:08:37.159 --> 00:08:40.519 this is smooth as my all -day crimson sky oh 00:08:40.519 --> 00:08:45.080 wow we're on it we're potting we're we are potting 00:08:45.080 --> 00:08:47.960 so hard right now it's great uh all right we 00:08:47.960 --> 00:08:50.620 gotta talk about a bad movie yes let's go friends 00:08:50.620 --> 00:08:53.720 we're going to talk about urban legends bloody 00:08:53.720 --> 00:08:59.269 mary which is a part of the urban legend um I 00:08:59.269 --> 00:09:03.169 guess series. It's a trilogy now. It's a trilogy 00:09:03.169 --> 00:09:06.190 now. Yeah, I had never heard of this trilogy. 00:09:06.350 --> 00:09:08.190 Me neither. I was not aware that Urban Legend 00:09:08.190 --> 00:09:11.389 was like a private movie series. And also, I 00:09:11.389 --> 00:09:13.429 assumed that it was like a bunch of other urban 00:09:13.429 --> 00:09:15.049 legends. Like, okay, this one's Bloody Mary, 00:09:15.230 --> 00:09:18.190 and then the other one would be Candyman or whatever. 00:09:18.370 --> 00:09:19.789 You know what I mean? No, no, no. Candyman is 00:09:19.789 --> 00:09:22.210 its own thing. No one can do an urban legend 00:09:22.210 --> 00:09:24.710 of Candyman because that's like an IP. There's 00:09:24.710 --> 00:09:26.570 an IP? Okay, understood. My bad. But you know 00:09:26.570 --> 00:09:30.179 what I mean, though. Yeah. And Candyman is particularly 00:09:30.179 --> 00:09:35.279 sweet to my heart. I wasn't trying to drag down 00:09:35.279 --> 00:09:37.899 Candyman to this movie's level. All right. So 00:09:37.899 --> 00:09:40.059 the thing about Candyman. So Candyman takes place 00:09:40.059 --> 00:09:43.639 in Cabrini Green. When I worked at Big Ten Network, 00:09:43.799 --> 00:09:47.039 Cabrini Green was right next to our office. There 00:09:47.039 --> 00:09:52.120 is murals of Candyman. Is this in Pennsylvania? 00:09:52.259 --> 00:09:53.639 Because I thought it took place in Philadelphia. 00:09:54.220 --> 00:09:57.279 This one takes place in Utah. No, I know this 00:09:57.279 --> 00:09:59.840 movie takes place in Utah. Candyman. No, Candyman's 00:09:59.840 --> 00:10:02.299 in Chicago. It's Chicago. Okay. Yes, it's in 00:10:02.299 --> 00:10:04.899 Cabrini Green. Philadelphia. Not the same. No, 00:10:04.919 --> 00:10:06.879 it's in Cabrini Green in Chicago. Sport fans 00:10:06.879 --> 00:10:11.220 would hate me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And the funny 00:10:11.220 --> 00:10:13.840 thing is, it's not even Chicago fans would hate 00:10:13.840 --> 00:10:16.320 you for mixing that up. Philly fans would get 00:10:16.320 --> 00:10:18.799 mad at you for saying that it's in Philly. They're 00:10:18.799 --> 00:10:21.059 like, no, Chicago, we hate them. You guys are 00:10:21.059 --> 00:10:24.620 your own breed of fandom right there. Yeah. Philadelphia 00:10:24.620 --> 00:10:28.639 fans booed Santa Claus. Urban Legends, Bloody 00:10:28.639 --> 00:10:34.659 Mary, the final film in a trilogy series? I actually 00:10:34.659 --> 00:10:37.120 think they tried to reboot already. Did they? 00:10:37.340 --> 00:10:41.639 Yeah, but it was like a direct TV. This movie 00:10:41.639 --> 00:10:43.500 itself was a direct TV. It's been almost 20 years. 00:10:44.240 --> 00:10:49.679 Wow. Time to bring it back up. Mitchell, you 00:10:49.679 --> 00:10:52.980 have not seen this film. I have not seen this 00:10:52.980 --> 00:10:55.960 film. I can't wait to hear about it. I did see 00:10:55.960 --> 00:10:59.419 the very first urban legend. So the first chapter 00:10:59.419 --> 00:11:02.259 of this trilogy, um, I was younger too. I was 00:11:02.259 --> 00:11:04.279 probably in high school. So this is well after 00:11:04.279 --> 00:11:06.600 the movie actually came out in theaters. So I 00:11:06.600 --> 00:11:08.559 watched it at home at some point with some friends. 00:11:08.779 --> 00:11:11.840 Um, but you know, in the original Jared Leto 00:11:11.840 --> 00:11:14.840 was in that, uh, a young Tara Reed was in that 00:11:14.840 --> 00:11:19.419 in this one, right? This is from my very brief, 00:11:19.460 --> 00:11:23.000 um, research into this. This stars a young Kate 00:11:23.000 --> 00:11:27.919 Mara. Mara? Mara. Mara. And a young Rooney Mara, 00:11:27.919 --> 00:11:30.580 apparently. Oh, is Rooney in this too? She's 00:11:30.580 --> 00:11:33.960 like an extra. Rooney's like a student in the 00:11:33.960 --> 00:11:37.539 high school. I see. I see. So this is the only 00:11:37.539 --> 00:11:39.940 movie of the franchise that went straight to 00:11:39.940 --> 00:11:42.379 video. Yes. This did not get a wide release, 00:11:42.559 --> 00:11:45.519 which tells me everything I need to know. And 00:11:45.519 --> 00:11:48.080 if you're wondering why I chose this one, it's 00:11:48.080 --> 00:11:50.820 because it was Kate Mara. Right. So what I've 00:11:50.820 --> 00:11:52.539 been trying to do lately with the bad movies 00:11:52.539 --> 00:11:55.279 is pick people that are like, oh, I recognize 00:11:55.279 --> 00:11:57.799 that person. Why'd they go into this movie? Well, 00:11:57.860 --> 00:12:00.220 right. Well, this is more like this is probably 00:12:00.220 --> 00:12:03.559 she like like one of her first movies. She probably 00:12:03.559 --> 00:12:07.580 filmed. Oh, wait, no, bro. I'm looking at Wikipedia 00:12:07.580 --> 00:12:09.879 right now. Like she's she's in a movie since 00:12:09.879 --> 00:12:11.799 like ninety nine. But yes, you're right. This 00:12:11.799 --> 00:12:13.320 is the first leading. This is the first. Yeah, 00:12:13.419 --> 00:12:16.179 this is probably the first leading role besides 00:12:16.179 --> 00:12:21.190 Fanforestick. oh my god but but but she had house 00:12:21.190 --> 00:12:23.690 of cards by fan forestick yeah yeah i just wanted 00:12:23.690 --> 00:12:25.889 to remind you of fan forestick she also was in 00:12:25.889 --> 00:12:27.789 transcendence which is another bad movie i've 00:12:27.789 --> 00:12:30.629 covered on this thing yeah yeah yeah yeah i just 00:12:30.629 --> 00:12:34.639 wonder i'll say this in the same year She also 00:12:34.639 --> 00:12:36.899 starred, obviously not in a leading role, but 00:12:36.899 --> 00:12:39.559 she did star in Brokeback Mountain. That's right. 00:12:39.720 --> 00:12:44.559 Oh, my God. Oscar caliber film. Who did she play 00:12:44.559 --> 00:12:47.980 in Brokeback Mountain? She plays one of the characters, 00:12:48.059 --> 00:12:53.820 right? Alma Jr. Age 19. Age 19. Was that Anne 00:12:53.820 --> 00:12:55.679 Hathaway's character? I'm trying to remember. 00:12:55.940 --> 00:12:59.519 Michelle Williams. Michelle Williams. Yeah. That's 00:12:59.519 --> 00:13:01.159 right. Yeah. Younger version of Michelle Williams. 00:13:01.399 --> 00:13:05.279 Yes. I'm not joking. Like normally on this stuff, 00:13:05.320 --> 00:13:06.940 I need to look it up and everything like that. 00:13:07.039 --> 00:13:09.980 You asked questions as I was figuring it out 00:13:09.980 --> 00:13:12.440 and it just worked perfectly that I can go, Oh, 00:13:12.480 --> 00:13:17.840 Alma jr. Age 19. Well done. Well done. I will 00:13:17.840 --> 00:13:21.919 say that if you've ever seen the episode of supernatural, 00:13:21.980 --> 00:13:25.639 that is also about bloody Mary. It's far scarier. 00:13:25.759 --> 00:13:28.039 I'm sure it was much more well done than this 00:13:28.039 --> 00:13:30.779 movie. Oh, definitely. I've seen that one and 00:13:30.779 --> 00:13:33.139 I love that one. I love that one so much better 00:13:33.139 --> 00:13:35.659 than this shit. That's actually a good jumping 00:13:35.659 --> 00:13:37.720 off point because this does really feel like 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:42.279 straight to, not even just TV, but TV, super 00:13:42.279 --> 00:13:45.659 low budget. This feels like a bad Supernatural 00:13:45.659 --> 00:13:49.419 episode. Yes, right. It would be like the third 00:13:49.419 --> 00:13:53.309 episode of a very forgotten you know, horror 00:13:53.309 --> 00:13:55.350 TV series that didn't make it past the first 00:13:55.350 --> 00:13:57.529 season. I mean, let's just talk about the very 00:13:57.529 --> 00:14:00.950 beginning starts with like a word art title sequence. 00:14:01.009 --> 00:14:03.629 Yes. Oh man, the power of the word art titles. 00:14:03.669 --> 00:14:07.730 Yeah, exactly. Like urban legend. Bloody Mary. 00:14:08.409 --> 00:14:10.950 Yep. And then we'll put it right into a flashback 00:14:10.950 --> 00:14:14.009 of the late sixties in front of a classic California 00:14:14.009 --> 00:14:15.809 high school standing in for something in Utah. 00:14:16.149 --> 00:14:20.610 69. 1969. And we see some, you know, a bunch 00:14:20.610 --> 00:14:23.549 of girls going to prom or homecoming. Some school 00:14:23.549 --> 00:14:26.149 dance that people did. It's homecoming. It was 00:14:26.149 --> 00:14:27.629 homecoming. It's homecoming because it lines 00:14:27.629 --> 00:14:29.629 up. It's not a hold for homecoming. Well, no, 00:14:29.669 --> 00:14:32.690 and that's the weird part about it. So the description 00:14:32.690 --> 00:14:35.129 of this movie before I read it was about prom. 00:14:35.450 --> 00:14:38.529 And literally they say it's homecoming for both 00:14:38.529 --> 00:14:41.789 of them. Oh, that's a fuck up. It's not. It doesn't 00:14:41.789 --> 00:14:43.629 make any goddamn sense. All right. So, yeah, 00:14:43.690 --> 00:14:45.269 we'll set the scene. So as we're saying, Flash 00:14:45.269 --> 00:14:48.700 opens horrible, horrible title sequence. Someone 00:14:48.700 --> 00:14:52.480 was really proud of their ward art skills. 1969. 00:14:52.940 --> 00:14:55.399 I'm a digital artist. They're going to homecoming. 00:14:55.460 --> 00:14:57.980 There's photos. There's laughs. There's guys 00:14:57.980 --> 00:15:00.139 putting drugs in the fruit punch. These are all 00:15:00.139 --> 00:15:01.700 football players, too, by the way. They're all 00:15:01.700 --> 00:15:04.860 in their Letterman jackets. Rohypnol. Yeah, Rohypnol. 00:15:05.100 --> 00:15:07.059 Putting Rohypnol in all their dates' drinks. 00:15:07.059 --> 00:15:09.559 I learned that I can't spell Rohypnol while trying 00:15:09.559 --> 00:15:13.019 to type my notes. Probably a good thing. Yeah, 00:15:13.019 --> 00:15:17.539 probably a good thing. We see the girls getting 00:15:17.539 --> 00:15:21.179 served the roofied punch by their dates, the 00:15:21.179 --> 00:15:25.120 football team. And yeah, they're laughing. More 00:15:25.120 --> 00:15:28.860 photography. Ha ha ha. We love homecoming. All 00:15:28.860 --> 00:15:31.019 right, girls. Why don't we go somewhere else? 00:15:31.179 --> 00:15:34.480 And now the girls are roofied. And one of them, 00:15:34.539 --> 00:15:38.559 Mary, she doesn't drink any of the punch. She 00:15:38.559 --> 00:15:41.059 kind of wisens up to the fact this doesn't look 00:15:41.059 --> 00:15:42.960 like a good scene. Get away from me, boyfriend. 00:15:43.259 --> 00:15:46.779 I don't want to be with you. Off she runs. Boyfriend 00:15:46.779 --> 00:15:49.299 follows. And this basically sets up everything. 00:15:49.799 --> 00:15:52.779 She thinks she's escaped him. He comes out of 00:15:52.779 --> 00:15:56.299 the shadows. Oh no, it's totally fine. Don't 00:15:56.299 --> 00:15:59.039 worry about them. All is good here. She's like, 00:15:59.080 --> 00:16:02.220 I don't think so. And then he shoves her. She 00:16:02.220 --> 00:16:05.720 hits her head. Down she goes. Bam. Mary is dead. 00:16:06.159 --> 00:16:09.139 giant gash on her head he looks down and tries 00:16:09.139 --> 00:16:11.139 to and checks for her pulse and then he freaks 00:16:11.139 --> 00:16:13.360 out and then one of his football friends be like 00:16:13.360 --> 00:16:15.820 hey where's mary i don't know dude i thought 00:16:15.820 --> 00:16:18.460 she was in here but i can't find her okay well 00:16:18.460 --> 00:16:20.299 we're gonna go have fun with the other ladies 00:16:20.299 --> 00:16:23.139 that we date we date drug whatever you know we'll 00:16:23.139 --> 00:16:28.460 also say that like we never see it but mary apparently 00:16:28.460 --> 00:16:32.720 gets put in a trunk in this school, like, authorized 00:16:32.720 --> 00:16:34.820 personnel only area. Right, right, right. This 00:16:34.820 --> 00:16:36.879 is all taking place. The shoving and the hitting 00:16:36.879 --> 00:16:38.720 of the head, the gashing and stuff is in, like, 00:16:38.759 --> 00:16:40.720 the suit that, like, I understood it as... The 00:16:40.720 --> 00:16:42.879 boiler room. The boiler room. The abandoned wing 00:16:42.879 --> 00:16:45.899 of your high school. Yeah, it's a boiler room. 00:16:45.960 --> 00:16:47.539 Let's just call it what it is, because I have 00:16:47.539 --> 00:16:49.500 a note about boiler room later. But it's also, 00:16:49.600 --> 00:16:51.940 like, up a staircase? Yeah, right. Like, it was 00:16:51.940 --> 00:16:53.240 a boiler room, but, like, they went upstairs, 00:16:53.440 --> 00:16:55.559 so I don't like... Did they go upstairs? I thought 00:16:55.559 --> 00:16:58.580 they went downstairs. Maybe, I don't know. I 00:16:58.580 --> 00:17:00.179 couldn't tell. The editing wasn't great in this 00:17:00.179 --> 00:17:03.700 movie. Maybe Mitchell or the listener have attended 00:17:03.700 --> 00:17:05.519 a high school that has have a cordoned off wing 00:17:05.519 --> 00:17:07.980 that just says personnel only. And when you go 00:17:07.980 --> 00:17:11.259 behind the door, everything is just in bad, rusty, 00:17:11.299 --> 00:17:13.759 old ass shape. Like nothing is built. There's 00:17:13.759 --> 00:17:15.819 no construction going on, but you've got rust. 00:17:16.039 --> 00:17:19.259 You've got detritus. You've got random chests 00:17:19.259 --> 00:17:23.519 with locks on them. Yeah. That's the important 00:17:23.519 --> 00:17:25.940 thing. That was the boys' locker room, for sure. 00:17:26.720 --> 00:17:30.859 You're American high school, if you will. Missing 00:17:30.859 --> 00:17:34.339 the Axe body spray, but yes. So that's where 00:17:34.339 --> 00:17:38.839 Mary takes a tumble, hits her head, seemingly 00:17:38.839 --> 00:17:42.740 dies, and jock boyfriend is like, oh no, what 00:17:42.740 --> 00:17:46.700 do I do? I'll just shove this body away somewhere. 00:17:47.119 --> 00:17:48.940 But they don't show that. No, they do not. They 00:17:48.940 --> 00:17:51.460 don't. They don't. Cut to present day. Because 00:17:51.460 --> 00:17:53.740 they're trying to hide something from you that 00:17:53.740 --> 00:17:56.720 I'm going to ask later if you can figure it out. 00:17:57.279 --> 00:18:00.460 Because this is, like I said, in our text chain, 00:18:00.599 --> 00:18:02.619 this is a very predictable movie. It was. Yes, 00:18:02.680 --> 00:18:06.839 exactly. It's just like, oh, God. Yeah, we pivot 00:18:06.839 --> 00:18:10.920 to present day. 2005. 2005, present day. 2005, 00:18:11.059 --> 00:18:13.099 present day. We're in the present. Almost 30 00:18:13.099 --> 00:18:18.740 years after 69. Yes. And how do you go from horrific 00:18:18.740 --> 00:18:22.740 murder to present day? A sexy girl sleepover 00:18:22.740 --> 00:18:27.019 party. Wait. It's 2005. They said 30 years later. 00:18:27.700 --> 00:18:30.700 Do you really think this movie can do math? So 00:18:30.700 --> 00:18:34.279 is it 99 then? 35 years later is what I'm saying. 00:18:34.460 --> 00:18:38.200 They had a cell phone. They said 30 years later. 00:18:38.400 --> 00:18:41.000 Okay, well, then it's apparently 1999 and everyone 00:18:41.000 --> 00:18:43.839 has flip phones for some reason. Actually, I'm 00:18:43.839 --> 00:18:46.779 looking at my notes going, they said. 30 years 00:18:46.779 --> 00:18:50.640 later okay according to wikipedia it says 35 00:18:50.640 --> 00:18:54.759 years and then it's they say 30 years but i think 00:18:54.759 --> 00:18:57.059 they're kind of rounding up okay sure i also 00:18:57.059 --> 00:19:01.079 wasn't drunk for this screening so so your numbers 00:19:01.079 --> 00:19:04.160 are right I actually believe my numbers. If I 00:19:04.160 --> 00:19:06.660 was drunk, yes. 35, okay, fine, whatever. Fair 00:19:06.660 --> 00:19:09.619 enough. No, but it's definitely 2005 because 00:19:09.619 --> 00:19:12.299 our main girl wears a skinny scarf later that 00:19:12.299 --> 00:19:15.240 is very of the year. No, I agree completely. 00:19:15.259 --> 00:19:17.140 And the Uggs. There are so many Uggs in this 00:19:17.140 --> 00:19:19.779 movie. Oh my God, there's so many Uggs. I'm glad 00:19:19.779 --> 00:19:21.559 I wasn't the only one that noticed this shit. 00:19:21.900 --> 00:19:25.180 Yep. So as I was saying, we... go from murder 00:19:25.180 --> 00:19:27.220 to present day, and what better way to kind of 00:19:27.220 --> 00:19:30.940 lead us in but a sexy girl sleepover party. There's 00:19:30.940 --> 00:19:33.599 two pillow fights in five minutes. There was 00:19:33.599 --> 00:19:35.500 two pillow fights. So many pillow fights. Lots 00:19:35.500 --> 00:19:39.539 of pillow fights, lots of crotch shots, lots 00:19:39.539 --> 00:19:42.119 of boobs. Yes, lots of boobs. It was a lot of 00:19:42.119 --> 00:19:44.700 weird high school boob shots. I need to look 00:19:44.700 --> 00:19:48.980 up their names, but it was Mindy, first off, 00:19:49.200 --> 00:19:52.900 and what was the other girl's name? Shit. Which 00:19:52.900 --> 00:19:55.799 one is Mindy? Is Mindy the busty one or the brunette? 00:19:56.660 --> 00:20:01.359 She is played by Alessa Rulan. Right. What's 00:20:01.359 --> 00:20:05.019 the other name next to it? There is a Martha. 00:20:05.140 --> 00:20:07.799 There's a Natalie. Yes. Okay. Mindy and Martha. 00:20:07.980 --> 00:20:11.640 Martha. Martha. Why did you say that name? Why 00:20:11.640 --> 00:20:14.920 did you say that name? Oh, God. Kate Mara is 00:20:14.920 --> 00:20:18.579 among her friends. Her name is Sam. It is Homecoming. 00:20:19.130 --> 00:20:21.150 They're not at homecoming and having to sleep 00:20:21.150 --> 00:20:24.109 over instead because they're not like other girls. 00:20:24.190 --> 00:20:25.690 They don't care about like other girls. They 00:20:25.690 --> 00:20:29.150 couldn't get dates. And Samantha or Kate Mara, 00:20:29.170 --> 00:20:32.509 she works for the newspaper club and she wrote 00:20:32.509 --> 00:20:33.990 an article about the football team that kind 00:20:33.990 --> 00:20:36.430 of hate like ripped into the fact that they're 00:20:36.430 --> 00:20:38.289 not smart. They're not talented, but they're 00:20:38.289 --> 00:20:39.849 on the football team. So people have to put up 00:20:39.849 --> 00:20:42.109 with their shit. Oh, no. It was also like covering 00:20:42.109 --> 00:20:44.869 up their poor academic standings. So that was 00:20:44.869 --> 00:20:48.119 that was part of their life. Yeah, I don't. Which 00:20:48.119 --> 00:20:49.480 happens all the time. You know, I accept that. 00:20:50.500 --> 00:20:53.700 So that's why they're they're home. It happens 00:20:53.700 --> 00:20:57.619 in college. Right. Yeah. So it happens. So, yeah. 00:20:57.680 --> 00:21:00.059 And then they like talk about how they're so 00:21:00.059 --> 00:21:02.440 quirky and that they're probably socially ostracized 00:21:02.440 --> 00:21:04.460 for not hanging out with the football team. And 00:21:04.460 --> 00:21:06.920 then they got talking about the urban like the 00:21:06.920 --> 00:21:09.480 urban legend of what had just taken place. Bloody 00:21:09.480 --> 00:21:12.319 Mary. Bloody Mary. something about yeah whatever 00:21:12.319 --> 00:21:15.000 don't say bloody mary three times she'll haunt 00:21:15.000 --> 00:21:17.839 you forever right and then so kmr of course says 00:21:17.839 --> 00:21:20.279 bloody mary three times in a row when they're 00:21:20.279 --> 00:21:23.039 all giggling cheesy bad laughing from the girls 00:21:23.039 --> 00:21:25.160 by the way yes very bad every time she goes very 00:21:25.160 --> 00:21:28.519 bad obviously dubbed over laughing also you're 00:21:28.519 --> 00:21:30.000 kind of selling it short because of this the 00:21:30.000 --> 00:21:31.839 way the scene plays out so like they talk about 00:21:31.839 --> 00:21:34.500 it they kind of giggle and laugh and then collapse 00:21:34.500 --> 00:21:36.500 each other with each like collapse on the front 00:21:36.500 --> 00:21:38.819 on the ground giggling holding pillows yeah and 00:21:38.819 --> 00:21:45.349 she's like bloody mary does it a second time 00:21:45.349 --> 00:21:48.630 same amount of like canned laughter and she does 00:21:48.630 --> 00:21:50.710 this like wicked smile and then does it for a 00:21:50.710 --> 00:21:53.009 third time and the room is just silent but the 00:21:53.009 --> 00:21:55.750 way that she says it's like oh you know i'm talking 00:21:55.750 --> 00:21:58.589 about something naughty ha ha ha it's like no 00:21:58.589 --> 00:22:01.950 you're you're summoning a horrible specter a 00:22:01.950 --> 00:22:06.339 demon good for you girl um So that's how we kind 00:22:06.339 --> 00:22:09.259 of set up the film. Her twin brother, at some 00:22:09.259 --> 00:22:11.359 point, David, does show up. He makes an appearance. 00:22:11.700 --> 00:22:13.240 They kind of, like, shoo him out of the room. 00:22:13.460 --> 00:22:17.079 He compliments Mindy and her breasts. Yes. Very 00:22:17.079 --> 00:22:19.400 weird. And the scene ends. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 00:22:19.420 --> 00:22:21.440 We forgot to talk about the parents. The mom 00:22:21.440 --> 00:22:24.019 and the stepdad. We're introduced to mom and 00:22:24.019 --> 00:22:25.779 stepdad. And stepdad. The stepdad is currently 00:22:25.779 --> 00:22:28.480 running for council. Whatever. There's an election 00:22:28.480 --> 00:22:30.359 season. Mayor? I don't know. Whatever. Local 00:22:30.359 --> 00:22:32.220 election. He's running for mayor. Ed Marinaro. 00:22:32.599 --> 00:22:35.380 Yeah. And, you know, they're, like, commenting 00:22:35.380 --> 00:22:37.339 about, like, how, like, oh, man, like, is this 00:22:37.339 --> 00:22:39.900 a normal sleepover party or whatever? Blah. And 00:22:39.900 --> 00:22:42.819 he takes a peek at the girls. Yeah, the stepdad 00:22:42.819 --> 00:22:44.480 takes a peek at the girls and it's weird. He's 00:22:44.480 --> 00:22:47.359 creepy. It's weird. We get creepy vibes off dad. 00:22:47.599 --> 00:22:49.799 Yeah. And then suddenly, so, like, after everything. 00:22:50.460 --> 00:22:52.980 Stepdad. Wait, we got to address the stepdad. 00:22:53.119 --> 00:22:54.700 Yeah, he is stepdad. He is not their biological 00:22:54.700 --> 00:22:56.420 father. Oh, that's how they get around it. Oh, 00:22:56.460 --> 00:23:00.519 I know this trick. Yeah, yeah. I've seen this 00:23:00.519 --> 00:23:05.799 one before. Yep. What was it? Oh, yeah. So then 00:23:05.799 --> 00:23:08.220 we have Bloody Mary gets summoned. We see her 00:23:08.220 --> 00:23:11.279 specter show up in the street in front of the 00:23:11.279 --> 00:23:13.940 house. I will say, by the way, the establishing 00:23:13.940 --> 00:23:15.480 shot of this goddamn house was used at least 00:23:15.480 --> 00:23:17.079 seven times in this movie. You could take a drink 00:23:17.079 --> 00:23:18.759 every time they shot it. Exactly. You could play 00:23:18.759 --> 00:23:20.279 a drinking game. I was going to say, I think 00:23:20.279 --> 00:23:23.940 seven is low. Yeah. It's the same shot, too. 00:23:24.299 --> 00:23:27.700 Every single time. yeah it was like very like 00:23:27.700 --> 00:23:30.220 what what is going on here anyways um so then 00:23:30.220 --> 00:23:32.039 that happens and then suddenly we cut to school 00:23:32.039 --> 00:23:34.319 the next day and the three girls are missing 00:23:34.319 --> 00:23:37.420 and that's like the movie just kind of takes 00:23:37.420 --> 00:23:40.180 a pause for five 15 minutes of like what happened 00:23:40.180 --> 00:23:42.240 to the girls like and you're like i don't know 00:23:42.240 --> 00:23:44.579 what it was trying to do where it was like oh 00:23:44.579 --> 00:23:48.500 hey um like did bloody mary capture kidnapped 00:23:48.500 --> 00:23:51.440 him somehow yeah but it doesn't really land because 00:23:51.440 --> 00:23:54.059 they quickly resolve the fact that like oh no 00:23:54.059 --> 00:23:57.059 no they didn't even address that it was bloody 00:23:57.059 --> 00:23:59.359 mary they were just like oh they just disappeared 00:23:59.359 --> 00:24:01.900 yeah they just disappeared and it's like there's 00:24:01.900 --> 00:24:03.539 just five minutes of like the mom being worried 00:24:03.539 --> 00:24:05.480 sick the brother being worried sick and then 00:24:05.480 --> 00:24:08.299 it just very quickly resolves of like oh they 00:24:08.299 --> 00:24:09.980 should like like literally kate like they're 00:24:09.980 --> 00:24:12.299 like getting like pis involved and stuff like 00:24:12.299 --> 00:24:15.440 that and i also want to address So the first 00:24:15.440 --> 00:24:18.380 school scene, they're in the science class talking 00:24:18.380 --> 00:24:22.359 about gorillas and how gorillas work as a unit. 00:24:22.839 --> 00:24:26.299 Yes. Oh, yes. As we're introduced to the football 00:24:26.299 --> 00:24:28.099 team. As we're introduced to the football team. 00:24:28.160 --> 00:24:30.220 And, like, literally the science teacher is like, 00:24:30.339 --> 00:24:33.359 the gorillas are ruled by a dominant. And this 00:24:33.359 --> 00:24:36.059 football player walks through the scene at this 00:24:36.059 --> 00:24:38.279 point and, like, grabs a piece of paper about 00:24:38.279 --> 00:24:41.960 where they go. This is Buck. It's like, where'd 00:24:41.960 --> 00:24:44.279 they go? And he grabs a piece of paper and you're 00:24:44.279 --> 00:24:48.660 like, oh, cool. Thanks, film. Heavy handed, letting 00:24:48.660 --> 00:24:52.000 me know that Buck is the dominant. Yeah, right. 00:24:52.579 --> 00:24:55.339 Yeah. Yeah. The movie doesn't try to hide the 00:24:55.339 --> 00:24:57.299 fact that the football team probably was involved. 00:24:57.839 --> 00:25:01.779 Buck, who was our main jock, Buck Jacoby. He 00:25:01.779 --> 00:25:03.700 has a girlfriend named Heather. Heather's a little 00:25:03.700 --> 00:25:06.490 worried because she was friends. I'm going to 00:25:06.490 --> 00:25:09.970 call you out for this. They say Jacoby. Buck 00:25:09.970 --> 00:25:14.869 Jacoby. His girlfriend Heather. I didn't want 00:25:14.869 --> 00:25:16.670 to call you out for it, but I needed to call 00:25:16.670 --> 00:25:20.509 you out for it. Jacoby sounds perfect for this 00:25:20.509 --> 00:25:24.309 movie. This movie is very heavy handed. Don't 00:25:24.309 --> 00:25:28.480 get me wrong. Can Buck Jacoby be played by an 00:25:28.480 --> 00:25:31.720 actual teenager rather than Buck Jacoby being 00:25:31.720 --> 00:25:32.079 played by a 27 -year -old? Yeah, we should also 00:25:32.079 --> 00:25:34.920 say that all of these people look pushing 30, 00:25:35.180 --> 00:25:40.079 but that's every movie. So yeah, so Buck's girlfriend 00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:42.140 Heather, she was friends with Sam at some point 00:25:42.140 --> 00:25:44.119 that kind of established that. She's worried, 00:25:44.200 --> 00:25:47.160 and they're like, oh, don't worry about it. But, 00:25:47.259 --> 00:25:49.500 you know, like I said, the film does a pretty 00:25:49.500 --> 00:25:51.960 heavy -handed job of making sure they're in on 00:25:51.960 --> 00:25:55.400 it. So later that day... The PIs, as Andrea was 00:25:55.400 --> 00:25:58.700 saying, get involved. And then Sam just kind 00:25:58.700 --> 00:26:02.380 of wanders into the house. They're focusing on 00:26:02.380 --> 00:26:04.920 the mom and the brother trying to console each 00:26:04.920 --> 00:26:07.279 other. And then Kate Mara just walks onto the 00:26:07.279 --> 00:26:09.619 screen. And it's just like, oh. Covered in mud. 00:26:09.940 --> 00:26:12.559 What's that? Covered in mud. Oh, my God. You're 00:26:12.559 --> 00:26:14.680 back. Wow. so like there's like just no lead 00:26:14.680 --> 00:26:16.960 up to it it's just like oh hey she's back uh 00:26:16.960 --> 00:26:19.319 we resolve this plot thread uh yeah it turns 00:26:19.319 --> 00:26:21.519 out the jocks they're just being goofy little 00:26:21.519 --> 00:26:25.059 guys and uh taking them out to the to the forest 00:26:25.059 --> 00:26:27.960 and playing a prank on them you know yeah uh 00:26:27.960 --> 00:26:30.940 we get yeah we get hints to it but yeah as andrew 00:26:30.940 --> 00:26:32.940 was saying the jocks kidnapped like broke into 00:26:32.940 --> 00:26:35.400 their home kidnapped them dunked them like 20 00:26:35.400 --> 00:26:38.559 miles out of town in a locked room and then somehow 00:26:38.559 --> 00:26:40.319 they got out and came back but they're not saying 00:26:40.319 --> 00:26:42.960 anything so they said they specifically said 00:26:42.960 --> 00:26:46.160 like they did they ran medical tests on the three 00:26:46.160 --> 00:26:49.279 girls and they were not abused in any way or 00:26:49.279 --> 00:26:51.119 whatever so they made up the movie made a point 00:26:51.119 --> 00:26:54.079 to say oh yeah i also want to make a comment 00:26:54.079 --> 00:26:57.400 at this point that david owens the brother yes 00:26:57.400 --> 00:27:03.660 uh he was res in spy kids 3d Yeah, I saw that. 00:27:03.759 --> 00:27:06.640 He's one of the kids that Juni, I think, meets. 00:27:07.119 --> 00:27:08.839 He's either one of the kids that Juni meets in 00:27:08.839 --> 00:27:10.559 the very beginning when he goes into the game, 00:27:10.640 --> 00:27:13.460 or he's one of the programmers. Don't ask why 00:27:13.460 --> 00:27:16.319 I remember the movie that well. His picture in 00:27:16.319 --> 00:27:20.140 IMDb looks like a comb -over. He was born in 00:27:20.140 --> 00:27:26.049 1987. No, he's the picture for... and like the 00:27:26.049 --> 00:27:28.650 the thing that is first by kids so he's one of 00:27:28.650 --> 00:27:30.470 the kids he meets in the very first level so 00:27:30.470 --> 00:27:34.430 he's not a programmer he's a play tester um but 00:27:34.430 --> 00:27:37.289 the the day after the girls come back they're 00:27:37.289 --> 00:27:39.450 back in school and this is the point where the 00:27:39.450 --> 00:27:41.910 movie's narrative really pissed me off because 00:27:41.910 --> 00:27:45.690 somebody utters the line oh maybe the girls did 00:27:45.690 --> 00:27:48.930 this to themselves as a little prank yeah for 00:27:48.930 --> 00:27:52.369 attention yeah that was the line okay i was trying 00:27:52.369 --> 00:27:54.529 to figure out yeah and they they roofed themselves 00:27:54.529 --> 00:27:57.730 they drove themselves 20 miles out of town and 00:27:57.730 --> 00:28:03.650 uh they're back and uh pesky girls go for it 00:28:03.650 --> 00:28:07.109 mike no i was just gonna say like uh i agree 00:28:07.109 --> 00:28:11.079 completely and a woman wrote this movie yes i 00:28:11.079 --> 00:28:13.579 also think the brother was like way too attentive 00:28:13.579 --> 00:28:16.740 to his sister just so we're clear on this part 00:28:16.740 --> 00:28:19.140 because i'll say something about the brother 00:28:19.140 --> 00:28:22.500 later okay all right yeah okay keep going then 00:28:22.500 --> 00:28:24.339 we're good so basically for the rest of the big 00:28:24.339 --> 00:28:26.839 chunk of this fucking movie is just a very generic 00:28:26.839 --> 00:28:32.000 like um killing spree themselves right no oh 00:28:32.000 --> 00:28:35.839 well no okay sorry what okay well it's just it's 00:28:35.839 --> 00:28:39.099 basically for the next hour of this movie oh 00:28:39.099 --> 00:28:42.319 my god this movie is just a one -on -one kill 00:28:42.319 --> 00:28:44.640 sequence where bloody mary goes it goes through 00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:46.579 the like the whole football team basically right 00:28:46.579 --> 00:28:48.900 yeah all of that but we have to talk about those 00:28:48.900 --> 00:28:51.559 because literally one of them was a tanning bed 00:28:51.559 --> 00:28:54.599 yeah do you mean you mean the part of the movie 00:28:54.599 --> 00:28:57.579 where i saw a man like A view of a man's balls 00:28:57.579 --> 00:29:00.819 I didn't need to see. Yeah, it was very strange. 00:29:00.839 --> 00:29:04.799 I love that sequence, though. That was so hilarious. 00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:07.259 I also love the fact that they address that he 00:29:07.259 --> 00:29:10.140 goes to the tanning salon and his ass is bare. 00:29:10.380 --> 00:29:13.519 Like, his ass is, like, white. Yeah, yeah. Right, 00:29:13.559 --> 00:29:15.140 right, right. Okay, so the lead -up to this scene 00:29:15.140 --> 00:29:17.539 is that one of the football kids, two of the 00:29:17.539 --> 00:29:20.039 jocks are making fun of another guy in the showers, 00:29:20.099 --> 00:29:22.079 and they're like, wow, your ass is so white. 00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:24.599 Roger. Poor Roger. They're making fun of his 00:29:24.599 --> 00:29:27.809 white ass. And, you know, he obviously takes 00:29:27.809 --> 00:29:30.369 it to heart because the next scene is him going 00:29:30.369 --> 00:29:33.230 to a tanning salon. So they establish why he 00:29:33.230 --> 00:29:36.750 goes to the tanning salon. To see his lady who 00:29:36.750 --> 00:29:38.970 works there. The tanning girl, Betsy. Yes, that's 00:29:38.970 --> 00:29:41.690 true, too. You're right. So Roger is played by 00:29:41.690 --> 00:29:44.789 an actor who's in their mid -20s at best. But 00:29:44.789 --> 00:29:46.670 he's supposed to be an 18 -year -old, 17 -year 00:29:46.670 --> 00:29:49.670 -old. The actress who plays Betsy is in her late 00:29:49.670 --> 00:29:52.779 20s, early 30s. But she's supposed to be like 00:29:52.779 --> 00:29:56.119 a 25 -year -old something hitting on a 16 to 00:29:56.119 --> 00:30:01.200 17 -year -old. And also says like, oh, my God. 00:30:01.359 --> 00:30:06.519 Oh, no way. Her shtick is that she's the flighty 00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:09.000 blonde who's always on the phone and like, oh, 00:30:09.039 --> 00:30:12.160 my God. Oh, my God. My responsibilities don't 00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:13.779 mean anything as long as this conversation has 00:30:13.779 --> 00:30:16.869 to happen. As Andre said, we start to see the 00:30:16.869 --> 00:30:19.029 killing spree, so Bloody Mary is taking revenge 00:30:19.029 --> 00:30:21.670 on all of those on the football team. Sam is 00:30:21.670 --> 00:30:24.089 getting, like, flashes of Bloody Mary, but doesn't 00:30:24.089 --> 00:30:24.769 really know what it means. Right, she's, like, 00:30:24.769 --> 00:30:27.670 suspecting something is off, but the vibes are 00:30:27.670 --> 00:30:29.970 just off right now. She doesn't know. Her friends, 00:30:30.009 --> 00:30:31.670 by the way, completely disappear from the movie. 00:30:31.670 --> 00:30:33.509 That's true! Wow, you're right! There were three 00:30:33.509 --> 00:30:34.849 girls that were captured, and they just left 00:30:34.849 --> 00:30:37.230 the movie after that. They decide that she's 00:30:37.230 --> 00:30:40.410 the problem. They ditch her. But, like, it's 00:30:40.410 --> 00:30:43.359 weird. It's weird that they just ditch her. Because 00:30:43.359 --> 00:30:45.680 nobody addresses the fact that they think it's 00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:49.980 her. That's what that's what. Yeah, they set 00:30:49.980 --> 00:30:51.880 this up after the like the second murder that 00:30:51.880 --> 00:30:52.960 they think. Right. So basically the football 00:30:52.960 --> 00:30:54.619 players are going down one by one, which we'll 00:30:54.619 --> 00:30:58.000 get through. Well, and like Buck is like, sure 00:30:58.000 --> 00:31:00.480 that it's Samantha pulling this like game revenge, 00:31:00.700 --> 00:31:04.160 that kind of stuff. But the girls never address 00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:07.279 that they think it's her. And like this is even 00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:09.640 before we learn that Buck thinks that Samantha 00:31:09.640 --> 00:31:14.250 did it. And. They sit at the science lab with 00:31:14.250 --> 00:31:17.730 where they sit next to Samantha. And all of a 00:31:17.730 --> 00:31:21.329 sudden she gets to the lab table and they just 00:31:21.329 --> 00:31:23.630 like stand up and go, yeah, we're sitting somewhere 00:31:23.630 --> 00:31:27.089 else. And they don't say anything. Right. It's 00:31:27.089 --> 00:31:29.789 weird that they got affected together. And they 00:31:29.789 --> 00:31:32.450 set it up. It's strange. Going back to Roger, 00:31:32.630 --> 00:31:35.109 he goes to the tanning salon. He sees Betsy. 00:31:35.109 --> 00:31:36.890 Betsy lets him get in the bed, you know, sets 00:31:36.890 --> 00:31:39.859 him up with the tanning. booth she sets the timer 00:31:39.859 --> 00:31:41.799 they imply that the reason the other reason he 00:31:41.799 --> 00:31:45.339 goes is he like naps there like he is he's kind 00:31:45.339 --> 00:31:47.079 of getting tan but it's more just to have a bed 00:31:47.079 --> 00:31:49.519 to nap in and maybe have some dalliance puts 00:31:49.519 --> 00:31:53.180 it on like two out of like 15 yeah and that's 00:31:53.180 --> 00:31:57.660 where we get the first murder right so betsy 00:31:57.660 --> 00:32:00.319 goes and takes a call from somebody else and 00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:02.940 it's just i've been gabbing gabbing on the phone 00:32:02.940 --> 00:32:06.160 for hours and strom and thermostat starts to 00:32:06.160 --> 00:32:08.940 climb That thermostat starts to climb. It goes 00:32:08.940 --> 00:32:11.940 from two to three, and then it suddenly goes 00:32:11.940 --> 00:32:15.000 super high. So many shots of his balls. It got 00:32:15.000 --> 00:32:17.440 to 12, and he's starting to smoke. Literally, 00:32:17.839 --> 00:32:20.180 the tiny bed is smoking, and he's banging on 00:32:20.180 --> 00:32:22.059 them. How does he not realize this, by the way? 00:32:22.180 --> 00:32:24.420 Because he never pushed the door open. Is this 00:32:24.420 --> 00:32:26.880 like a frog in hot water situation? You know 00:32:26.880 --> 00:32:28.160 what I mean? You're just gradually turning it 00:32:28.160 --> 00:32:31.220 up. He figured it out. He's like, oh, Betsy. 00:32:31.220 --> 00:32:33.759 Can we talk about the camera angle, though? What 00:32:33.759 --> 00:32:37.480 was the camera angle? The balls. You get balls 00:32:37.480 --> 00:32:39.759 and they were sure they were like, we need a 00:32:39.759 --> 00:32:43.099 goddamn inside tanning bed cam angle here. Sure. 00:32:43.119 --> 00:32:45.680 And it was squared right in between, like right. 00:32:45.720 --> 00:32:49.019 It was worn groin like shirts on or shorts. Yeah. 00:32:49.019 --> 00:32:51.920 But like that camera might have been in balls 00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:55.319 and crotch. Yeah. What was this movie rated in 00:32:55.319 --> 00:32:58.539 my mind? I'm thinking PG 13. It's our. It's an 00:32:58.539 --> 00:33:04.019 R movie. But there's no boobs. That's the thing 00:33:04.019 --> 00:33:05.819 that bugged me about this movie. It was this 00:33:05.819 --> 00:33:08.700 R. And if you're a horror movie and you're rated 00:33:08.700 --> 00:33:12.130 R. Go for the fucking gore. Yeah, it was not 00:33:12.130 --> 00:33:14.390 gore enough for that. They went for the curses, 00:33:14.390 --> 00:33:18.289 I think. Yeah, right. I think they probably just 00:33:18.289 --> 00:33:20.190 submitted it and they just did not give a fuck 00:33:20.190 --> 00:33:22.490 enough to be like, oh, normally they would come 00:33:22.490 --> 00:33:24.349 back and be like, we're not changing anything. 00:33:25.150 --> 00:33:29.390 Yeah, it's rated for strong violence, gore, drug 00:33:29.390 --> 00:33:33.589 use, and some language. Yeah, but it's not you're 00:33:33.589 --> 00:33:36.329 not getting likes. Yeah, there's drug use for 00:33:36.329 --> 00:33:39.069 sure. Oh, that's my favorite character. Me too. 00:33:39.289 --> 00:33:42.849 The drugs? No. Grace. Oh, Grace. We'll get to 00:33:42.849 --> 00:33:47.609 Grace. So Roger is flambéed. For this death inside 00:33:47.609 --> 00:33:49.930 the tanning booth. Yeah. Remind me if I see him 00:33:49.930 --> 00:33:52.740 die. you don't say okay you don't but you just 00:33:52.740 --> 00:33:56.259 you just you just can't do yeah and the charred 00:33:56.259 --> 00:33:59.799 corpse was the most hilarious fucking party halloween 00:33:59.799 --> 00:34:04.279 lawn decoration i lost my shit that's why i love 00:34:04.279 --> 00:34:06.119 like it just cut they're like you know that was 00:34:06.119 --> 00:34:07.880 the whole suspense thing like right they're like 00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:09.860 they like oh my god i just didn't know i left 00:34:09.860 --> 00:34:11.760 him alone and then like they pan over to the 00:34:11.760 --> 00:34:14.039 tanning salon and it's just fucking like a plastic 00:34:14.039 --> 00:34:18.599 skeleton well no it was even a it wasn't even 00:34:18.599 --> 00:34:21.400 just a skeleton the skeleton and yes was hysterical 00:34:21.400 --> 00:34:25.800 then they just put like black ash around it that 00:34:25.800 --> 00:34:29.199 obviously wasn't like flambéed corpse no right 00:34:29.199 --> 00:34:32.599 it was just black whatever just a fake charred 00:34:32.599 --> 00:34:35.480 body it was good yeah isn't this a death and 00:34:35.480 --> 00:34:38.239 final destination as well it is i had a note 00:34:38.239 --> 00:34:40.960 about this yes and i told you i was like oh so 00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:43.880 we're just final destination so this is you know 00:34:43.880 --> 00:34:46.800 let's let's let's take a point for this movie 00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:50.380 pulling From an existing film franchise or an 00:34:50.380 --> 00:34:53.019 existing film in general. So we got one, one 00:34:53.019 --> 00:34:57.800 borrowed kill sequence, et cetera. Mike is showing 00:34:57.800 --> 00:35:00.320 notes. Okay. So here, here's my thing. I just 00:35:00.320 --> 00:35:03.039 did a quick Google. So apparently this tanning 00:35:03.039 --> 00:35:04.920 boot thing and Mike, this could be in your notes. 00:35:05.039 --> 00:35:09.300 It happens at final destination. I can't, I can't. 00:35:10.000 --> 00:35:12.360 Are we pulling a Final Destination with this 00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:15.719 tanning bed? That's exactly what I said. Upon 00:35:15.719 --> 00:35:18.699 further review, Final Destination does this in 00:35:18.699 --> 00:35:23.000 2006 in Final Destination 3. Final Destination 00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:29.119 get fucked! Wow. Holy shit. This movie walks 00:35:29.119 --> 00:35:33.159 so Final Destination could run. wow is this the 00:35:33.159 --> 00:35:35.800 legacy of the movie no this movie didn't walk 00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:40.239 this movie died slowly like its first leg it 00:35:40.239 --> 00:35:45.179 rolled it rolled very slowly wow and our synopsis 00:35:45.179 --> 00:35:47.420 is gonna go slowly if we don't keep it up guys 00:35:47.420 --> 00:35:52.639 okay i just i literally just bought the unlimited 00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:55.829 zoom so like let's go I love it. No, I saw that 00:35:55.829 --> 00:35:58.329 notification. I was like, hmm. And then did you 00:35:58.329 --> 00:36:02.690 see it go away? Yeah. So Roger dies. We cut to 00:36:02.690 --> 00:36:05.650 a funeral. The remaining football team people 00:36:05.650 --> 00:36:09.389 are glaring at Sam and her brother David. And 00:36:09.389 --> 00:36:11.130 this is about the time in the movie where Sam 00:36:11.130 --> 00:36:13.829 starts to be like, something's wrong here. Like, 00:36:13.849 --> 00:36:16.429 I feel it. So Heather, who is a girlfriend of 00:36:16.429 --> 00:36:18.369 one of the football players, she kind of has 00:36:18.369 --> 00:36:22.619 like a... cagey conversation with sam where she 00:36:22.619 --> 00:36:24.559 ultimately gives her she comes over to the house 00:36:24.559 --> 00:36:26.920 she gives her her sam's textbooks because sam 00:36:26.920 --> 00:36:28.940 hasn't been in school they have a heated conversation 00:36:28.940 --> 00:36:32.179 heather leaves and sam opens the textbook to 00:36:32.179 --> 00:36:34.480 find like a letter written to heather but it's 00:36:34.480 --> 00:36:37.940 like handprint blood and we're like oh written 00:36:37.940 --> 00:36:41.860 in blood what is this end of scene we don't know 00:36:41.860 --> 00:36:45.719 what this note is next morning we wake up to 00:36:45.719 --> 00:36:48.989 heather and you know Women, those who have a 00:36:48.989 --> 00:36:51.329 morning routine, men, women, anyone in between, 00:36:51.530 --> 00:36:54.849 maybe you do this. You wake up out of bed, stretch, 00:36:55.170 --> 00:36:57.670 take off your top, you put on your high heels, 00:36:57.909 --> 00:37:00.949 and you go to the shower. She does put on her 00:37:00.949 --> 00:37:03.170 high heels. We see her take off her top, and 00:37:03.170 --> 00:37:06.190 then she gets in her high heels. Goes into the 00:37:06.190 --> 00:37:09.969 bathroom, washes her face, turns to the side, 00:37:10.070 --> 00:37:11.869 sees a zit, because in the middle of the night, 00:37:11.969 --> 00:37:15.710 a spider climbed down. a cgi spider very bad 00:37:15.710 --> 00:37:23.050 cgi spider yeah that's that's a very bad cgi 00:37:23.050 --> 00:37:25.610 spider and she's got the zit she's right yeah 00:37:25.610 --> 00:37:28.849 i actually had to ask andre if it was real no 00:37:28.849 --> 00:37:30.550 yeah you did ask if it was real i was like that 00:37:30.550 --> 00:37:33.170 is not real jill no no so they got joe at least 00:37:33.170 --> 00:37:37.329 yeah i'm sure they got her um and yeah she leans 00:37:37.329 --> 00:37:39.730 into the mirror and just pops that tries to pop 00:37:39.730 --> 00:37:42.150 that fucking sucker like a balloon she does it 00:37:42.150 --> 00:37:44.289 and she got a little blood on there and that 00:37:44.289 --> 00:37:46.909 that actually that actually for once freaked 00:37:46.909 --> 00:37:50.030 me out oh i i that part is just great like i 00:37:50.030 --> 00:37:52.929 hate the popping stuff like that just gets me 00:37:52.929 --> 00:37:56.489 i'm like no um and so then um a spider jumps 00:37:56.489 --> 00:37:59.309 out of it and it's like oh whoa that's out of 00:37:59.309 --> 00:38:01.289 the zit in their face out of this out of the 00:38:01.289 --> 00:38:03.489 open ripping off the covenant which i think came 00:38:03.489 --> 00:38:05.690 out after this oh i was thinking more mummy but 00:38:05.690 --> 00:38:07.940 sure covenant works too yeah doesn't matter zit 00:38:07.940 --> 00:38:12.619 spiders like spiders yeah yeah but then spiders 00:38:12.619 --> 00:38:15.099 come out but again it's the it's the bad cgi 00:38:15.099 --> 00:38:17.139 like i think the mummy like when the guy gets 00:38:17.139 --> 00:38:19.440 scarabbed and you see the bumps all over his 00:38:19.440 --> 00:38:21.880 skin you know what i mean it was basically better 00:38:21.880 --> 00:38:24.239 cgi than this absolutely no that's what i'm saying 00:38:24.239 --> 00:38:26.780 but like that's still that's 99 or whatever right 00:38:26.780 --> 00:38:30.119 and this is 2005 it's way worse yeah yeah well 00:38:30.119 --> 00:38:32.340 so she's freaking out all these spiders are coming 00:38:32.340 --> 00:38:34.599 out of her michelle's getting a spider right 00:38:34.599 --> 00:38:37.940 now Yeah, he's getting a little spider. Oh, nice. 00:38:38.000 --> 00:38:40.039 The broom? Yes, and while this is happening, 00:38:40.199 --> 00:38:42.579 Sam, who's on her way to school, she can hear 00:38:42.579 --> 00:38:44.900 Heather because her neighbor is screaming. So 00:38:44.900 --> 00:38:46.519 she goes up to the house. She's knocking on the 00:38:46.519 --> 00:38:49.039 door. Heather, Heather, are you in there? Even 00:38:49.039 --> 00:38:51.199 though she can hear Heather screaming. Door is 00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:53.300 obviously locked, and it's kind of getting annoying. 00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:54.860 Why don't you just break that goddamn window, 00:38:55.019 --> 00:38:59.360 Sam? Obviously, this woman is in duress. So much 00:38:59.360 --> 00:39:02.500 so that through the shock of spiders coming out 00:39:02.500 --> 00:39:08.239 of her face, she... trips falls forward no the 00:39:08.239 --> 00:39:10.480 mirror just exploded the mirror just explodes 00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:15.400 yeah no the mirror exploded yeah and like lodged 00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:22.880 in her face yes like like literally they were 00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:26.679 using cg in this movie no like how much practical 00:39:26.679 --> 00:39:28.519 effects were happening here because that's the 00:39:28.519 --> 00:39:31.699 beauty of horror You could do a lot with very 00:39:31.699 --> 00:39:34.039 little budget wise to pull out those kind of 00:39:34.039 --> 00:39:37.360 herself is all practical effects. Yes. OK, gotcha. 00:39:37.460 --> 00:39:40.320 Right. The mirror was not the spiders were not 00:39:40.320 --> 00:39:42.719 the spiders were not right. Anything that was 00:39:42.719 --> 00:39:47.659 moving like CGI, but like like wounds after the 00:39:47.659 --> 00:39:49.500 fact were practical. That does that make sense? 00:39:49.659 --> 00:39:52.300 Yeah. So the makeup was done and all that. I 00:39:52.300 --> 00:39:55.280 got you. I got you. She the mirror explodes. 00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:58.909 It gets lodged in her forehead. Like any smart, 00:39:58.969 --> 00:40:01.110 responsible human being with glass in their face, 00:40:01.309 --> 00:40:04.869 she starts to pull it out of her face. And blood 00:40:04.869 --> 00:40:08.050 is dripping down. Sam is like, Heather! Heather! 00:40:08.230 --> 00:40:11.489 What's going on? Let me in! And then finally 00:40:11.489 --> 00:40:14.070 gets, like, the nerve to climb a tree to actually 00:40:14.070 --> 00:40:17.429 help her screaming, dying friend. And then finally, 00:40:17.570 --> 00:40:20.340 Heather attempts, like, doesn't... She pulls 00:40:20.340 --> 00:40:22.699 the glass out, and there's a really weird CGI 00:40:22.699 --> 00:40:24.760 cut where it's not clear if she, like, pulled 00:40:24.760 --> 00:40:26.320 her face off. Yeah, it looked like she was tearing 00:40:26.320 --> 00:40:27.599 her own face off. She definitely pulled her face 00:40:27.599 --> 00:40:30.219 off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the movie leader 00:40:30.219 --> 00:40:32.159 says, oh, she pulled her face off. And I'm like, 00:40:32.239 --> 00:40:34.340 that's what I was supposed to be looking at? 00:40:34.519 --> 00:40:37.139 Yeah, she definitely pulled her face off. Even 00:40:37.139 --> 00:40:40.519 though the effects and practical effects did 00:40:40.519 --> 00:40:42.780 not really convey that well. Heather dies from 00:40:42.780 --> 00:40:47.619 blood loss. Heather's gone. So what's our body 00:40:47.619 --> 00:40:51.840 count at this point? No. Three with Mary. Three 00:40:51.840 --> 00:40:56.480 with Mary. Yeah. Are we supposed to believe Mary 00:40:56.480 --> 00:40:59.320 is now doing this to everyone else? Yes. Gotcha. 00:40:59.639 --> 00:41:01.480 There's been enough context clues to kind of 00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:04.139 plot you there. Mary is definitely dead. Like, 00:41:04.139 --> 00:41:07.320 we know she's dead. But now she is reincarnated 00:41:07.320 --> 00:41:10.320 as Bloody Mary. Or is reincarnated. Well, we 00:41:10.320 --> 00:41:13.889 learn something later. oh he says the third thing 00:41:13.889 --> 00:41:16.449 it cuts outside their house and you see a phantom 00:41:16.449 --> 00:41:19.230 appears suddenly so you know like okay it's her 00:41:19.230 --> 00:41:22.369 you know when we get to a certain character i'll 00:41:22.369 --> 00:41:28.550 tell you about the idea that yeah okay so heather 00:41:28.550 --> 00:41:31.829 is now dead buck is pissed there's another um 00:41:31.829 --> 00:41:35.210 and i included at this point that half of this 00:41:35.210 --> 00:41:38.230 movie is just buck looking sad slash angry at 00:41:38.230 --> 00:41:40.920 a funeral Yes. That's really true. There's a 00:41:40.920 --> 00:41:43.599 lot of funeral scenes. They show every funeral, 00:41:43.760 --> 00:41:46.719 which is just like, what? Yeah, it's true. This 00:41:46.719 --> 00:41:49.059 is also where Martha and Mindy get away from 00:41:49.059 --> 00:41:51.360 her at science class. Yeah, so they're officially 00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:54.099 done with her. Sam's trying to convey to her 00:41:54.099 --> 00:41:56.699 brother, who has been on her side for most of 00:41:56.699 --> 00:41:59.400 this movie. He also figured out that the football 00:41:59.400 --> 00:42:01.320 team was behind their abduction. His name is 00:42:01.320 --> 00:42:05.519 David, just for future. So yeah, David was on 00:42:05.519 --> 00:42:07.900 her side, and she's like, I think it's this. 00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:10.860 He's like, you're crazy. So, all right. Well, 00:42:11.019 --> 00:42:13.579 that's not helpful. Now let's have another murder. 00:42:13.780 --> 00:42:17.820 So number three, Tom, who I have to say brought 00:42:17.820 --> 00:42:21.539 this upon himself. Yes, he did. How does he die, 00:42:21.619 --> 00:42:27.460 Mike? Okay. So Tom was told by Buck. So Tom's 00:42:27.460 --> 00:42:32.159 dad has gas cans behind his house that his father 00:42:32.159 --> 00:42:35.820 keeps. And so basically the idea is Buck wants 00:42:35.820 --> 00:42:39.300 to burn down the Owens family's house. He wants 00:42:39.300 --> 00:42:41.619 revenge for Heather. He wants revenge for Heather. 00:42:41.739 --> 00:42:45.519 And so they will kill David. They'll kill Samantha. 00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:48.179 They'll kill the rest of the Owens family. So 00:42:48.179 --> 00:42:52.119 Tom's like, OK, fine. Puts the gas cans in his 00:42:52.119 --> 00:42:56.900 car, which is a truck. And. He's driving down 00:42:56.900 --> 00:42:59.079 the road and all of a sudden he sees this figure 00:42:59.079 --> 00:43:01.880 in the middle of the road and he thinks he's 00:43:01.880 --> 00:43:04.039 going to hit it. So he drives off the road. He 00:43:04.039 --> 00:43:07.179 swerves. It's Bloody Mary that he sees in the 00:43:07.179 --> 00:43:09.480 road. He didn't hit her or anything like that. 00:43:09.559 --> 00:43:13.960 He looks, he like freaks out. Nothing. Okay, 00:43:14.099 --> 00:43:17.239 fine. I finished my beer. I'm going to grab another 00:43:17.239 --> 00:43:20.579 beer from the truck. Grabs another beer, cracks 00:43:20.579 --> 00:43:24.099 it open, starts drinking and realizes he has 00:43:24.099 --> 00:43:30.199 to take a piss. so he goes as you do yeah like 00:43:30.199 --> 00:43:32.539 i i'm thinking about the side of the road yeah 00:43:32.539 --> 00:43:34.900 drain the veins sometimes you know like i'm thinking 00:43:34.900 --> 00:43:36.760 about taking a piss right now like i said this 00:43:36.760 --> 00:43:39.000 is beer number seven so like i'm thinking about 00:43:39.000 --> 00:43:42.760 it that's wild that's wild what don't be a tom 00:43:42.760 --> 00:43:45.360 in your this situation don't be a tom yeah don't 00:43:45.360 --> 00:43:48.400 be a tom mike jesus i have a toilet right there 00:43:48.400 --> 00:43:52.940 it's fine tom however caution electric yeah tom 00:43:52.940 --> 00:43:56.320 however Decides to go piss on this fence in the 00:43:56.320 --> 00:43:58.579 middle of the road or like on the side of the 00:43:58.579 --> 00:44:02.940 road. It's got like a, you know, like a divot, 00:44:02.940 --> 00:44:05.659 everything like that. He decides he's going to 00:44:05.659 --> 00:44:11.780 take a piss on this fence that has a sign that 00:44:11.780 --> 00:44:14.440 says high voltage. But for whatever reason, it's 00:44:14.440 --> 00:44:18.400 off. It's off the fence. It's not there. Oh, 00:44:18.480 --> 00:44:20.320 that's right. It's on the ground. It's on the 00:44:20.320 --> 00:44:22.539 ground. Yeah. Right. So, like, it pans. It shows 00:44:22.539 --> 00:44:24.960 on the ground. Yeah. Show, don't tell. Show, 00:44:25.059 --> 00:44:27.659 don't tell, right? Right. A little camera. He 00:44:27.659 --> 00:44:32.179 does a little movie magic for you. A little storytelling. 00:44:32.760 --> 00:44:35.940 He does a little trickle. He's like, okay, cool. 00:44:36.039 --> 00:44:37.159 I'm going to test this fence. Yeah, this is working 00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:39.460 for me. And you're like, whoa, this fence is 00:44:39.460 --> 00:44:41.460 really taking my pee. That's great. It's fine, 00:44:41.559 --> 00:44:44.139 yeah. And then, of course, we see Bloody Mary's 00:44:44.139 --> 00:44:48.199 hand on, like, a switch. Breaker. Yeah. And it's 00:44:48.199 --> 00:44:56.800 just, yeah. As he's pissing, blame Mary's hand 00:44:56.800 --> 00:45:01.059 flips the switch. And of course. Everything starts 00:45:01.059 --> 00:45:03.340 electric. Electric current goes right up to his 00:45:03.340 --> 00:45:06.059 dick and he flies away. And his dick is blown 00:45:06.059 --> 00:45:08.980 off. Moldering crotch. This movie now sounds 00:45:08.980 --> 00:45:12.019 incredible. Yeah. And then it pans to the next 00:45:12.019 --> 00:45:14.059 morning and the cops are looking. The police 00:45:14.059 --> 00:45:16.539 are even like, his cock blew off. Yeah, right. 00:45:16.619 --> 00:45:18.820 And then they pan to his corpse and his crotch 00:45:18.820 --> 00:45:23.420 is still smoking. It's still smoking! So yeah, 00:45:23.440 --> 00:45:26.199 that body was lying there in the streets. I don't 00:45:26.199 --> 00:45:28.460 know. I guess the kid just blew his dick off. 00:45:28.780 --> 00:45:31.300 I don't know. All right. Blowing your dick off 00:45:31.300 --> 00:45:34.659 is a great time to take a break because we have 00:45:34.659 --> 00:45:37.760 to introduce our podcast that got the bad movie 00:45:37.760 --> 00:45:41.179 right. And we have their promo to play during 00:45:41.179 --> 00:45:44.639 this part. Okay. Love it. It is our friends at 00:45:44.639 --> 00:45:49.010 Doom Generation. Doom Generation, absolutely 00:45:49.010 --> 00:45:51.469 love them. I'm not even joking. This is one of 00:45:51.469 --> 00:45:54.090 those podcasts that I absolutely love. 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So I'm 00:47:06.739 --> 00:47:08.840 looking through this movie, just like the talent 00:47:08.840 --> 00:47:11.260 who's involved here. And if you go to like Wikipedia 00:47:11.260 --> 00:47:14.880 and go to the cast, it's incredible just because 00:47:14.880 --> 00:47:18.000 of how expansive Wikipedia is. Yeah. How many 00:47:18.000 --> 00:47:21.599 actors don't have Wikipedia articles? That's 00:47:21.599 --> 00:47:24.800 true. There's not a lot of blue links. yeah and 00:47:24.800 --> 00:47:27.739 but i'll say this like kate mara rooney mara 00:47:27.739 --> 00:47:30.860 as y 'all mentioned and then i'll say this the 00:47:30.860 --> 00:47:34.139 writer i didn't know why i recognized his name 00:47:34.139 --> 00:47:37.980 but i clicked on him and his name or one of the 00:47:37.980 --> 00:47:43.920 two writers michael um doherty yes He wrote a 00:47:43.920 --> 00:47:46.179 lot of the Godzilla movies, like the recent ones 00:47:46.179 --> 00:47:48.199 that have come out. So that's why I recognize 00:47:48.199 --> 00:47:52.659 it. But he also wrote X2. X2. Before this movie. 00:47:53.019 --> 00:47:56.400 X -Men movie. He wrote X2 before. I was like, 00:47:56.400 --> 00:47:59.139 oh man, he probably got his start. He wrote X2. 00:47:59.579 --> 00:48:03.420 So my thing is, I wonder if he wrote this script. 00:48:04.039 --> 00:48:06.400 he i wonder if he wrote the script as like a 00:48:06.400 --> 00:48:09.639 spec script before he got x2 and then it got 00:48:09.639 --> 00:48:12.599 produced like after x2 came out like that is 00:48:12.599 --> 00:48:16.000 sometimes what happens but superman returns yeah 00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:18.119 he did superman he was doing like big budget 00:48:18.119 --> 00:48:22.199 movies i like the king of monsters by the way 00:48:22.199 --> 00:48:25.599 i don't understand the hate for it i like godzilla 00:48:25.599 --> 00:48:27.940 versus kong better i just thought it was just 00:48:27.940 --> 00:48:31.480 silly and goofy and i loved it that millie bobby 00:48:31.480 --> 00:48:33.139 brown's character got slapped in the face by 00:48:33.139 --> 00:48:36.159 a stupid stick which made that versus kong really 00:48:36.159 --> 00:48:39.860 distracting yeah that's true too um king of the 00:48:39.860 --> 00:48:42.340 monsters to me just looked awful like but they 00:48:42.340 --> 00:48:45.860 all don't look great but the climax for king 00:48:45.860 --> 00:48:47.480 of the monsters really bothered me because it's 00:48:47.480 --> 00:48:50.619 like in the dark and it's just like um when they're 00:48:50.619 --> 00:48:54.980 in boston and yeah yeah right i wasn't a huge 00:48:54.980 --> 00:49:00.019 fan of it um but um yeah anyway this dude had 00:49:00.409 --> 00:49:03.909 like look these aren't oscar winners no we're 00:49:03.909 --> 00:49:06.510 talking about but they're big budget movies and 00:49:06.510 --> 00:49:08.769 they're trusting him to write these franchise 00:49:08.769 --> 00:49:11.730 films and it's just like oh my god where the 00:49:11.730 --> 00:49:14.309 hell did urban legends i don't like x2 x2 is 00:49:14.309 --> 00:49:16.789 x2 i think that's probably my favorite x -men 00:49:16.789 --> 00:49:18.989 yeah right i think it's it's either that or first 00:49:18.989 --> 00:49:22.070 class and yeah oh yeah first class 2003 when 00:49:22.070 --> 00:49:25.769 did spider -man 2 come out that's 2004 okay so 00:49:25.769 --> 00:49:28.070 like yeah before spider -man 2 came out x2 was 00:49:28.070 --> 00:49:33.659 like the good super oh 100 yeah 100 is pretty 00:49:33.659 --> 00:49:35.679 good i haven't seen that movie in a long ass 00:49:35.679 --> 00:49:40.280 time but i remember x yeah yeah oh yeah the first 00:49:40.280 --> 00:49:42.699 two x -men i thought were really good yeah one 00:49:42.699 --> 00:49:47.260 three yeah he did write apocalypse too so apocalypse 00:49:47.260 --> 00:49:50.719 is not bad days no but he got he got the bag 00:49:50.719 --> 00:49:55.170 and he did in the godzilla movies look the the 00:49:55.170 --> 00:49:58.369 uh basically the threshold for shitty writing 00:49:58.369 --> 00:50:00.889 versus just i want to see monsters fight each 00:50:00.889 --> 00:50:03.489 other you know like he's in a good spot you could 00:50:03.489 --> 00:50:06.230 just write godzilla fights king ghidorah in your 00:50:06.230 --> 00:50:10.550 set you know what i mean i'm really excited for 00:50:10.550 --> 00:50:12.469 the new empire i think that'll be a fun movie 00:50:12.469 --> 00:50:15.289 i'm excited yeah i love my giant thing punching 00:50:15.289 --> 00:50:21.469 giant thing yeah yeah those are easy movies So 00:50:21.469 --> 00:50:25.309 back to Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. So three of 00:50:25.309 --> 00:50:27.989 the, two of the three footballers plus girlfriend 00:50:27.989 --> 00:50:31.070 are dead. We've got Buck left. He's the last 00:50:31.070 --> 00:50:33.710 man standing and he's pretty pissed because, 00:50:33.750 --> 00:50:35.329 you know, his girlfriend's dead. His two best 00:50:35.329 --> 00:50:38.030 friends are dead. He's pretty, he's direct to 00:50:38.030 --> 00:50:40.309 that anger towards Sam. Sam's like, something's 00:50:40.309 --> 00:50:43.880 afoot. brother david believe in me and this is 00:50:43.880 --> 00:50:45.739 the point in the movie where david just goes 00:50:45.739 --> 00:50:47.860 from being like you're kind of likable to being 00:50:47.860 --> 00:50:50.619 fucking annoying because he's like shut up sam 00:50:50.619 --> 00:50:53.980 they're just dying like well they're twins too 00:50:53.980 --> 00:50:57.940 like you know what i called him huh I dubbed 00:50:57.940 --> 00:51:00.280 him a pube. Yeah, Jill was like literally like 00:51:00.280 --> 00:51:02.119 while they're like having their big scene of 00:51:02.119 --> 00:51:04.139 like, no, Sam, I think you're being ridiculous. 00:51:04.219 --> 00:51:05.880 There's no way something else is at play here. 00:51:06.039 --> 00:51:07.920 And Jill's like, quit being a pube. And I'm like, 00:51:07.980 --> 00:51:11.000 well, what? What's a pube? Break that down for 00:51:11.000 --> 00:51:15.860 me, Jill. Yes. It's the character that up until 00:51:15.860 --> 00:51:18.960 this moment has been like. on your side or on 00:51:18.960 --> 00:51:20.780 the side of the audience so the audience can 00:51:20.780 --> 00:51:22.579 get on board with them and then the movie just 00:51:22.579 --> 00:51:24.800 takes a left turn in the writing and they go 00:51:24.800 --> 00:51:26.860 from kind of being with the main character and 00:51:26.860 --> 00:51:29.460 supporting them just being an idiot where they're 00:51:29.460 --> 00:51:33.210 like no no no you're crazy it's common sense 00:51:33.210 --> 00:51:36.150 it's not a supernatural specter they're just 00:51:36.150 --> 00:51:40.929 dying yeah he's like don't be a pube is the next 00:51:40.929 --> 00:51:44.670 t -shirt that we're doing should it just be a 00:51:44.670 --> 00:51:49.489 single curly q yeah i think the p will be like 00:51:49.489 --> 00:51:53.269 a curly p oh god that's good that's good yeah 00:51:53.269 --> 00:51:56.610 right yeah it's like Why are you not supporting 00:51:56.610 --> 00:51:57.969 your sister? I can do an opposite with the B. 00:51:58.329 --> 00:52:00.909 It's the vibes of when you're talking with a 00:52:00.909 --> 00:52:02.329 friend and then they're like, oh, just to play 00:52:02.329 --> 00:52:04.389 devil's advocate. What if all you're saying is 00:52:04.389 --> 00:52:06.489 bullshit? And I think you're dumb. And it's like, 00:52:06.550 --> 00:52:10.690 all right, dude. Come on. Hence, a pube. Sorry. 00:52:11.409 --> 00:52:14.469 I'm sorry. Sorry to interrupt. The dog just pushed 00:52:14.469 --> 00:52:17.409 the door open. Where the fuck did you come from? 00:52:18.010 --> 00:52:21.050 Get out of here. No, stop it. Get out of here. 00:52:21.489 --> 00:52:26.130 Say hi to me. Don't be a dick. I don't know if 00:52:26.130 --> 00:52:28.369 you can see him through the screen. Oh, I saw 00:52:28.369 --> 00:52:32.170 him for a little bit. Good boy. It's been too 00:52:32.170 --> 00:52:35.769 long since I've seen Addo. I'll happily show 00:52:35.769 --> 00:52:45.190 you him, but this is not for the podcast. Don't 00:52:45.190 --> 00:52:48.590 do it. All right. Sorry. Hold up. Let me block 00:52:48.590 --> 00:52:54.360 him. Happy to have an Addo sighting. So her brother's 00:52:54.360 --> 00:52:56.920 not supporting her. Buck has left. This is about 00:52:56.920 --> 00:52:58.559 the time that they start to investigate what 00:52:58.559 --> 00:53:02.280 Heather gave Sam. And it's a couple of notes 00:53:02.280 --> 00:53:04.639 from an unknown address. It's like, we know what's 00:53:04.639 --> 00:53:06.519 going on. This isn't the first time that this 00:53:06.519 --> 00:53:08.880 has happened before. And that has been hinted 00:53:08.880 --> 00:53:11.019 throughout the movie. This is not the first time 00:53:11.019 --> 00:53:14.239 that girls were abducted and then guys died. 00:53:14.980 --> 00:53:20.159 So the brother reluctantly helps Sam. David reluctantly 00:53:20.159 --> 00:53:22.480 helps Sam. And they start to kind of investigate, 00:53:22.619 --> 00:53:26.079 and they figure out that in 1969, three girls 00:53:26.079 --> 00:53:29.420 got abducted, two were found, one was never found. 00:53:31.079 --> 00:53:34.139 And they kind of put two and two together, that 00:53:34.139 --> 00:53:36.860 whatever is happening is connected to this. We 00:53:36.860 --> 00:53:39.900 find out through context clues. Wait, Grace even 00:53:39.900 --> 00:53:42.719 says... We haven't met Grace yet. Oh, sorry, 00:53:42.940 --> 00:53:44.719 I was dealing with the dog. We're going to meet 00:53:44.719 --> 00:53:49.019 Grace shortly. Let's do it. So they put two and 00:53:49.019 --> 00:53:51.659 together that the football team, there's connections 00:53:51.659 --> 00:53:54.039 there, and they decide to track down to the one 00:53:54.039 --> 00:53:57.739 remaining witness, Grace Taylor, the best character 00:53:57.739 --> 00:54:03.260 in this movie. By far. By far. They track her 00:54:03.260 --> 00:54:07.119 down to her house, pull up, there's a hippy -dippy 00:54:07.119 --> 00:54:10.000 love machine right in the driveway, like a BMW 00:54:10.000 --> 00:54:13.559 bus. She tells you everything you need to know 00:54:13.559 --> 00:54:16.599 about this character, Grace. they knock on the 00:54:16.599 --> 00:54:18.719 door he's the brother goes to knock on the door 00:54:18.719 --> 00:54:22.059 she abruptly opens it he sees his fist and she's 00:54:22.059 --> 00:54:25.340 like black power groovy and then they start to 00:54:25.340 --> 00:54:27.300 talk to her and she immediately shuts the door 00:54:27.300 --> 00:54:29.980 so like david knocks again and goes like black 00:54:29.980 --> 00:54:33.219 power and she's like all right come on in you 00:54:33.219 --> 00:54:36.699 kids and into the the hippie dippy time warp 00:54:36.699 --> 00:54:39.980 apartment home they go david is fucking racist 00:54:39.980 --> 00:54:44.219 as shit let's just call it what it is yeah It's 00:54:44.219 --> 00:54:47.340 not hip. Let's put it that way. So they go inside. 00:54:48.380 --> 00:54:51.960 They see hints of weed throughout, and David 00:54:51.960 --> 00:54:54.460 makes kind of jokes about it. Sam kind of goes 00:54:54.460 --> 00:54:57.099 off and follows Grace. David goes off to another 00:54:57.099 --> 00:55:00.039 room and finds, like, creepy paintings. And it's 00:55:00.039 --> 00:55:01.679 not clear what we're totally looking at, but 00:55:01.679 --> 00:55:03.219 you know that they're going to come back around, 00:55:03.380 --> 00:55:07.300 including a couple horrific shots of a dog. Sorry, 00:55:07.559 --> 00:55:13.219 animal violence forthcoming. And you're making 00:55:13.219 --> 00:55:16.099 a face. You don't remember that? No, I do remember 00:55:16.099 --> 00:55:19.599 that. No, it's my notes about, because I don't 00:55:19.599 --> 00:55:21.260 know if you know this or not from The Silence. 00:55:21.400 --> 00:55:24.940 I don't know if you heard that episode yet. There 00:55:24.940 --> 00:55:30.840 was another dog that died in it. Oh. And literally, 00:55:30.960 --> 00:55:34.920 I had a note about the fact that there's two 00:55:34.920 --> 00:55:37.820 dead dogs in the last two movies that I've watched. 00:55:38.079 --> 00:55:41.340 You monsters. because it's kind of a it's a it's 00:55:41.340 --> 00:55:43.500 a cheap it's a cheap trick to get people upset 00:55:43.500 --> 00:55:46.639 yeah exactly like kind of like shorthand of like 00:55:46.639 --> 00:55:50.239 let's kill the animal no it doesn't work no stop 00:55:50.239 --> 00:55:53.400 it it doesn't work because i'm just i'm sitting 00:55:53.400 --> 00:55:56.059 here going the last two bad movies that i've 00:55:56.059 --> 00:55:58.639 watched they've both killed an animal try to 00:55:58.639 --> 00:56:01.280 make me feel bad and yes i do feel bad for the 00:56:01.280 --> 00:56:03.599 animal but i don't feel bad in the fact that 00:56:03.920 --> 00:56:06.159 I like your movie now. No. Right, right, right. 00:56:06.400 --> 00:56:08.940 I'm not more engaged. It works not because it 00:56:08.940 --> 00:56:10.619 made me like the movie more. It works just because 00:56:10.619 --> 00:56:12.300 like, oh, I'm annoyed that they killed the animal. 00:56:12.519 --> 00:56:16.420 Yeah. So. David sees these. He comes out of the 00:56:16.420 --> 00:56:18.739 room. They sit down. Grace kind of reveals what 00:56:18.739 --> 00:56:21.519 she knows. She survived the 1969 thing. They 00:56:21.519 --> 00:56:24.260 didn't accuse any of the jocks. She won't even 00:56:24.260 --> 00:56:27.719 say who they were. But my God, she wishes she 00:56:27.719 --> 00:56:30.420 could find Mary and put her to rest because her 00:56:30.420 --> 00:56:35.400 friend Mary was great. And, you know, maybe there's 00:56:35.400 --> 00:56:37.760 something that gave me. She also said something 00:56:37.760 --> 00:56:40.420 that this is why it was predictable since the 00:56:40.420 --> 00:56:44.210 beginning. Okay. Children always suffer the sins 00:56:44.210 --> 00:56:47.150 of their parents. Yeah. That kind of tells you 00:56:47.150 --> 00:56:48.590 everything you need to know about the movie. 00:56:48.929 --> 00:56:51.610 Exactly. But I want to address this at this point 00:56:51.610 --> 00:56:54.250 because this is how I figured out that everything 00:56:54.250 --> 00:56:59.690 is who it is and everything like that. Yeah. 00:56:59.929 --> 00:57:02.690 So I guess to set up, as I said earlier, the 00:57:02.690 --> 00:57:04.730 jocks, the football team is kind of connected 00:57:04.730 --> 00:57:07.829 to the Mary thing. And as Grace hints, the sins 00:57:07.829 --> 00:57:10.190 of the parents will become the sins of the children. 00:57:11.000 --> 00:57:17.260 um and we know that like roger dalton tom their 00:57:17.260 --> 00:57:21.659 parent their dads were two of the three football 00:57:21.659 --> 00:57:25.219 people there in 1969 they put that together but 00:57:25.219 --> 00:57:27.400 they can't figure out who the other person is 00:57:27.400 --> 00:57:29.940 so grace will not say who it is but she gives 00:57:29.940 --> 00:57:32.099 them a cryptic hint of like school you know if 00:57:32.099 --> 00:57:34.699 you look at photographs of that night you'll 00:57:34.699 --> 00:57:38.760 find out who it was while this scene is happening 00:57:38.760 --> 00:57:43.739 buck Has left town. He's taken his dog. He's 00:57:43.739 --> 00:57:45.639 getting out of Dodge. He knows something's afoot. 00:57:45.960 --> 00:57:51.000 So he goes to a motel. Gets a room. Spends the 00:57:51.000 --> 00:57:53.860 night. And as you do when you're 18 years old. 00:57:53.920 --> 00:57:58.079 You get a bottle of hard liquor. And you want 00:57:58.079 --> 00:58:01.119 some corn. Thank God you guys are all on the 00:58:01.119 --> 00:58:03.420 same page with me. I go, this is supposed to 00:58:03.420 --> 00:58:05.219 be high school kids. How do they get alcohol? 00:58:05.500 --> 00:58:08.280 Yeah, I don't know. He must have got a good fake. 00:58:08.380 --> 00:58:10.000 I don't know. Although he does look dirty. So, 00:58:10.039 --> 00:58:13.880 you know, fair enough. Yeah, you're right. Oh, 00:58:14.000 --> 00:58:15.300 wow. You're right. That's a good point. One of 00:58:15.300 --> 00:58:17.019 the harshest liquor states in the world, in the 00:58:17.019 --> 00:58:19.840 country. Yeah. I just thought in general, like 00:58:19.840 --> 00:58:24.510 going with Illinois raised background. like they 00:58:24.510 --> 00:58:26.449 for the record they're not like pretending utah 00:58:26.449 --> 00:58:29.449 it's not utah the state the the local newspaper 00:58:29.449 --> 00:58:31.690 is like the salt lake yeah it's supposed to be 00:58:31.690 --> 00:58:34.710 salt lake yeah well so yeah so he's drinking 00:58:34.710 --> 00:58:37.329 a 40 and he's just casually watching cable porn 00:58:37.329 --> 00:58:40.829 uh in the motel 40 just so we're clear it's not 00:58:40.829 --> 00:58:44.219 even a 40 it's a bottle of whiskey Is it a bottle 00:58:44.219 --> 00:58:46.159 of whiskey? It's a bottle of whiskey. No, he 00:58:46.159 --> 00:58:48.360 even says it's a bottle of whiskey. Oh, wow. 00:58:48.420 --> 00:58:50.360 Word. Okay. It looked like to me, like a, like 00:58:50.360 --> 00:58:52.119 a bottle of old English with a label ripped off 00:58:52.119 --> 00:58:54.300 or something, but no, it's a bottle of whiskey. 00:58:54.679 --> 00:58:56.619 Damn. Okay. Well then there you go. So a bottle 00:58:56.619 --> 00:58:59.760 of whiskey watching cable porn that obviously 00:58:59.760 --> 00:59:01.599 he's not subscribed to because it's like, you 00:59:01.599 --> 00:59:03.840 know, it's the classic, like, you know, you can 00:59:03.840 --> 00:59:07.219 only hear the audio and it's all. So yeah. And 00:59:07.219 --> 00:59:09.239 he's not like, he's just watching it. You know 00:59:09.239 --> 00:59:10.460 what I mean? Like he's just hanging out and like, 00:59:10.480 --> 00:59:12.099 that's some sociopathic shit. Like you're just 00:59:12.099 --> 00:59:15.690 hanging out and just. All his dog licks his hand. 00:59:15.949 --> 00:59:19.530 Yes, his dog licks his hand. That's so fucking 00:59:19.530 --> 00:59:21.769 weird. Anyways. He gets up. He decides to go 00:59:21.769 --> 00:59:24.730 get a snack earlier in the movie while Sam and 00:59:24.730 --> 00:59:26.409 her friends at the slumber party were having 00:59:26.409 --> 00:59:29.090 a good time. Talking about urban legends. One 00:59:29.090 --> 00:59:30.889 of them was that a dude got his hand stuck in 00:59:30.889 --> 00:59:32.730 a vending machine and then the vending machine 00:59:32.730 --> 00:59:34.969 crushed him. So they kind of set that up for 00:59:34.969 --> 00:59:36.869 Buck. He goes to the vending machine. He can't 00:59:36.869 --> 00:59:40.050 get his chips. So he sticks his hand in the vending 00:59:40.050 --> 00:59:43.030 machine. Starts to shake. He rips his arm out. 00:59:43.090 --> 00:59:45.989 It falls to the ground. He gets free chips. Hooray. 00:59:46.889 --> 00:59:49.610 Goes back to his room and his staticky porn. 00:59:50.710 --> 00:59:53.070 Resume having his fingers licked by his dog. 00:59:53.329 --> 00:59:57.969 He falls asleep. He wakes up. Porn is still going, 00:59:58.070 --> 01:00:01.690 but the dog's not there. No, but the dog was 01:00:01.690 --> 01:00:04.130 still licking his hand. When he went to sleep. 01:00:05.130 --> 01:00:07.690 No, no, no. Oh, yeah. Something's licking his 01:00:07.690 --> 01:00:11.119 hand, but it's not the dog. Yeah. It's just like 01:00:11.119 --> 01:00:13.880 slurping sounds is what the closed captions described 01:00:13.880 --> 01:00:19.219 it as. So he gets up, looks around, calls for 01:00:19.219 --> 01:00:20.860 his dog, can't find it, smells something really 01:00:20.860 --> 01:00:23.940 rancid, opens the closet, and his poor dog, who 01:00:23.940 --> 01:00:29.239 did nothing wrong, has been killed. And it says 01:00:29.239 --> 01:00:31.980 on the wall even, like, dogs aren't the only 01:00:31.980 --> 01:00:34.579 ones that can lick your hand. Or like, yeah. 01:00:35.340 --> 01:00:38.400 It's gross. It's gross. He falls to the ground 01:00:38.400 --> 01:00:40.820 in horror and the TV goes staticky and now we 01:00:40.820 --> 01:00:43.860 get the ring rip off. Yes. She comes through 01:00:43.860 --> 01:00:45.920 the TV. Bloody Mary climbs through the TV while 01:00:45.920 --> 01:00:49.739 also simultaneously grabbing his ankles from 01:00:49.739 --> 01:00:53.460 under the bed. No? No. She was just under the 01:00:53.460 --> 01:00:55.360 bed. She was just under the bed. But there's 01:00:55.360 --> 01:00:57.980 some jump scares with the TV. So Bloody Mary's 01:00:57.980 --> 01:01:02.300 calling card is this 1950s -esque song that plays. 01:01:03.070 --> 01:01:06.369 So maybe the TV played that. You're right. Yeah, 01:01:06.429 --> 01:01:08.690 it was just a song. The song starts playing that 01:01:08.690 --> 01:01:10.710 through the TV. Through the TV. Okay, got it. 01:01:10.769 --> 01:01:12.989 I got my thing. Yeah, yeah. And I'll give you 01:01:12.989 --> 01:01:15.889 the ring ripoff. Yes, okay, fine. But she didn't 01:01:15.889 --> 01:01:17.750 come from the TV. You're right. Yeah, she didn't 01:01:17.750 --> 01:01:20.150 come from the TV. Okay. Sorry. She came from 01:01:20.150 --> 01:01:21.170 under the bed. My brain is struggling to put 01:01:21.170 --> 01:01:23.769 together the kills here. Yeah, she came from 01:01:23.769 --> 01:01:25.530 under the bed. So we go from the ring to the 01:01:25.530 --> 01:01:30.000 grudge ripoff then. Yeah. probably yeah exactly 01:01:30.000 --> 01:01:33.059 because this movie has been nothing but ripoffs 01:01:33.059 --> 01:01:39.659 so that's the end of buck the football team is 01:01:39.659 --> 01:01:42.340 dead whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa we gotta address 01:01:42.340 --> 01:01:45.440 this stop it so she crawls from under the bed 01:01:45.440 --> 01:01:48.159 she breaks his whiskey bottle and stabs him repeatedly 01:01:48.159 --> 01:01:52.210 right That's how I found out it was glass because 01:01:52.210 --> 01:01:54.969 I thought it was plastic. We need to address 01:01:54.969 --> 01:01:57.610 how he died because she stabbed him repeatedly. 01:01:59.349 --> 01:02:01.150 It's probably the goriest bit of the movie actually. 01:02:02.530 --> 01:02:04.550 That's the reason why I need to address it is 01:02:04.550 --> 01:02:06.230 because this is the goriest part of the movie. 01:02:06.369 --> 01:02:09.030 This might be the reason it's rated R. Probably 01:02:09.030 --> 01:02:12.949 not because it's not that bad. It's a thing that 01:02:12.949 --> 01:02:14.969 I feel like if they sent it over and they could 01:02:14.969 --> 01:02:17.500 just cut it so that it doesn't show. the stabbing 01:02:17.500 --> 01:02:18.599 of the face and they would have gotten their 01:02:18.599 --> 01:02:21.539 pg -13 rating but yeah exactly they cared exactly 01:02:21.539 --> 01:02:24.079 yeah this was the part where they were like okay 01:02:24.079 --> 01:02:27.639 yes this is we need to make this bloody yeah 01:02:27.639 --> 01:02:31.460 so buck dies sam and her and david are like we 01:02:31.460 --> 01:02:34.719 need to figure out who the third person is because 01:02:34.719 --> 01:02:39.110 or like who the like buck's dead They find this 01:02:39.110 --> 01:02:42.409 out, but Sam still feels like something's going 01:02:42.409 --> 01:02:44.949 on with Mary. She has a sequence where she's 01:02:44.949 --> 01:02:47.190 sitting at her desk in her bedroom, and she has 01:02:47.190 --> 01:02:50.710 this comedically large chest just to her side, 01:02:50.889 --> 01:02:53.929 and it starts to shake, and she gets to see into 01:02:53.929 --> 01:02:57.829 what happened to Mary. Turns out she didn't die 01:02:57.829 --> 01:03:00.110 when she hit her head. She just went into a light 01:03:00.110 --> 01:03:05.349 coma where her heart stopped, and she died. But 01:03:05.349 --> 01:03:08.960 then she got better. She wakes up. she got better 01:03:08.960 --> 01:03:11.659 she got better she wakes up in the chest that 01:03:11.659 --> 01:03:15.320 her uh douchebag rapist would be rapist uh date 01:03:15.320 --> 01:03:18.739 put her in and she is trapped inside this locked 01:03:18.739 --> 01:03:22.420 chest and that's how she really dies i want to 01:03:22.420 --> 01:03:26.059 know if mitchell can guess the end well we need 01:03:26.059 --> 01:03:28.539 to find out some find some things out okay so 01:03:28.539 --> 01:03:32.280 can we lay this out in terms of the only reason 01:03:32.280 --> 01:03:37.559 why i was able to protect detective pikachu Yes. 01:03:38.800 --> 01:03:45.500 Uh -oh. Oh, he froze! Oh, no! He pulled his router 01:03:45.500 --> 01:03:51.940 and he dipped. Wow. What a thing to be frozen 01:03:51.940 --> 01:03:57.900 on. Damn. This is the part. And I love his face 01:03:57.900 --> 01:04:00.239 in this thing right now. You should take a screenshot 01:04:00.239 --> 01:04:04.260 of that. Yep, I am. Oh, I am. He was ready to 01:04:04.260 --> 01:04:05.980 kind of give us the lowdown. I bet he's just... 01:04:06.650 --> 01:04:09.909 Giving us the whole plot right now. Oh, I can't 01:04:09.909 --> 01:04:11.969 take a screenshot because it includes your last 01:04:11.969 --> 01:04:16.409 name, Jill. Oh, sorry. No, you're fine. Did I 01:04:16.409 --> 01:04:22.250 hide my thing? Nope. Rename. Wait, hold up. Okay, 01:04:22.269 --> 01:04:25.130 I'm just going to make it Jill. Oh, he disappeared. 01:04:25.510 --> 01:04:27.989 No, it doesn't matter. He lost Wi -Fi. He lost 01:04:27.989 --> 01:04:30.329 Wi -Fi. Well, he might join back up. I don't 01:04:30.329 --> 01:04:34.960 know. We'll see. I hope so. I hope so, too. yeah 01:04:34.960 --> 01:04:36.440 he already stayed longer than he said he could 01:04:36.440 --> 01:04:39.039 so i'm optimistic well i just texted him i was 01:04:39.039 --> 01:04:44.659 like hey do you need to go like and did he say 01:04:44.659 --> 01:04:48.360 anything he didn't text me back okay so we'll 01:04:48.360 --> 01:04:53.340 see what happens i'm happy to talk with you guys 01:04:53.340 --> 01:04:55.639 as long as possible like i said i just upgraded 01:04:55.639 --> 01:04:58.639 it because i'm like i'm done with these multiple 01:04:58.639 --> 01:05:02.699 zoom calls yeah i gotcha i agree yeah i appreciate 01:05:02.699 --> 01:05:06.000 it As long as we're willing to do this at least 01:05:06.000 --> 01:05:08.519 once a month, I'm like, okay, this is worth it. 01:05:11.380 --> 01:05:14.579 I think that's possible with planning. Well, 01:05:14.639 --> 01:05:17.539 now, so I'm going to send you like I did this 01:05:17.539 --> 01:05:22.199 week, my entire month when I know my month. And 01:05:22.199 --> 01:05:26.619 just go, here's my November. Boom, boom, boom. 01:05:27.940 --> 01:05:35.070 Great. Mitchell just said standby. Standby. He 01:05:35.070 --> 01:05:38.230 said Bloody Mary took out my internet LOL standby. 01:05:38.949 --> 01:05:44.570 That's hilarious. That's funny. Bloody Mary knows. 01:05:45.349 --> 01:05:48.690 Bloody Mary's got us. We've said Bloody Mary 01:05:48.690 --> 01:05:50.449 at least more than three times. We haven't said 01:05:50.449 --> 01:05:53.570 it three consecutive times. I don't know. I think 01:05:53.570 --> 01:05:58.230 I have. I think I have. You didn't say it in 01:05:58.230 --> 01:06:01.090 the playful way that Kate Morris' character says 01:06:01.090 --> 01:06:04.690 it. You haven't drugged anybody with Rohypnol 01:06:04.690 --> 01:06:07.210 as far as my knowledge. You're probably in the 01:06:07.210 --> 01:06:09.590 clear, buddy. For this movie, yes. For every 01:06:09.590 --> 01:06:12.349 other thing, do you want me to say it three times? 01:06:13.349 --> 01:06:21.400 Perhaps. Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. See, it's 01:06:21.400 --> 01:06:22.519 not going to work because you're not saying it 01:06:22.519 --> 01:06:27.079 into a mirror. Bloody Mary! Why does it say Beetlejuice, 01:06:27.099 --> 01:06:29.539 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice? Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, 01:06:29.559 --> 01:06:31.960 Beetlejuice. Developers, developers, developers, 01:06:32.079 --> 01:06:35.940 developers. Does my Beetlejuice get cancelled 01:06:35.940 --> 01:06:38.960 out by your Beetlejuice? Because you said it 01:06:38.960 --> 01:06:40.880 three times and I said it three times. Maybe. 01:06:42.579 --> 01:06:44.840 Nobody's around me. The dog's asleep outside 01:06:44.840 --> 01:06:47.179 the door now that I've blocked him. Sophie is 01:06:47.179 --> 01:06:51.519 not near me either. The dog is literally sideways, 01:06:51.699 --> 01:06:54.920 boy, outside the door now that I've blocked him 01:06:54.920 --> 01:06:57.880 out. I will be right back. Okay. Do your thing. 01:06:59.579 --> 01:07:03.000 I already had to pee, so I get it. I know. Yeah. 01:07:03.159 --> 01:07:07.380 Well, we've been imbibing pretty well ourselves. 01:07:07.699 --> 01:07:10.599 There might be some parts I need to cut. About? 01:07:11.880 --> 01:07:15.389 Well, just length. Oh, sure. Sorry. Yeah. I mean, 01:07:15.409 --> 01:07:17.190 we're going through it, man. We're getting through 01:07:17.190 --> 01:07:18.710 this. We're going through it. That's fine. This 01:07:18.710 --> 01:07:21.630 dang movie. Let's face it. I'm a lazy editor. 01:07:22.130 --> 01:07:25.010 So this probably might still be an hour and a 01:07:25.010 --> 01:07:27.389 half or whatever it is. I feel it. I feel it. 01:07:27.429 --> 01:07:32.150 You know. Do you have work tomorrow? Technically, 01:07:32.309 --> 01:07:39.150 yes. 1030. AM? Yeah. Okay. So you can sleep in 01:07:39.150 --> 01:07:42.230 a little bit. I've got Paul Feinbaum show. Paul 01:07:42.230 --> 01:07:47.610 Feinbaum. How's Paul Feinbaum doing? Yeah. He's 01:07:47.610 --> 01:07:50.610 the finest of bombs. Sure. Of course. Always 01:07:50.610 --> 01:07:54.309 is. Always will be. I feel about Pat McAfee on 01:07:54.309 --> 01:07:56.670 the fucking college game day stuff. Literally, 01:07:56.750 --> 01:07:59.489 I haven't watched game day in forever. Yeah? 01:07:59.550 --> 01:08:02.389 Okay. I wasn't sure. And then when I see Paul 01:08:02.389 --> 01:08:04.750 Feinbaum's show, I always laugh at the same thing 01:08:04.750 --> 01:08:11.190 because his hashtag is PMS live. Yeah. Hell yeah. 01:08:11.630 --> 01:08:14.429 I haven't actually listened to him. I've seen 01:08:14.429 --> 01:08:18.310 him on things. I haven't actually heard his voice 01:08:18.310 --> 01:08:27.510 in forever. I gotcha. He said stand by. We're 01:08:27.510 --> 01:08:35.350 standing by. Very stood by. I do technically 01:08:35.350 --> 01:08:38.510 have work tomorrow. How are you guys doing? What 01:08:38.510 --> 01:08:40.930 do you need to do? What time do you need out? 01:08:41.820 --> 01:08:45.199 No, we're fine on that. It's more of a just energy. 01:08:45.399 --> 01:08:48.899 I have work tomorrow, but it's not a big deal. 01:08:49.739 --> 01:08:51.859 Well, that's what we were just saying. I have 01:08:51.859 --> 01:08:53.739 work tomorrow. I have to be at work at 1030. 01:08:54.579 --> 01:08:57.619 Oh, I have to be at work at 8. Yeah, well, my 01:08:57.619 --> 01:09:00.220 1030. I'm saying that as like, oh, I have to 01:09:00.220 --> 01:09:04.520 be at work at 1030. I'm fine. Besides, yesterday 01:09:04.520 --> 01:09:08.340 sucked. Yeah, because you said you passed out, 01:09:08.380 --> 01:09:17.789 right? Oh, that was Friday night. So I was supposed 01:09:17.789 --> 01:09:24.229 to watch this movie Friday night. Sorry, I also 01:09:24.229 --> 01:09:26.829 have like a cut on my eyelid. That's insane. 01:09:27.529 --> 01:09:31.729 It's not good. It's literally like that big. 01:09:31.989 --> 01:09:34.529 But because it's on my eyelid, it drives me insane. 01:09:34.829 --> 01:09:40.000 Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, exactly. um so friday 01:09:40.000 --> 01:09:43.439 night i was supposed to watch this movie uh my 01:09:43.439 --> 01:09:51.539 gp joe and my 880 um adam invited me out joe 01:09:51.539 --> 01:09:57.260 long story short to give you the spiel of what's 01:09:57.260 --> 01:10:01.560 happening his wife suggested they go to marriage 01:10:01.560 --> 01:10:06.739 counseling okay when he finally agreed to go 01:10:06.739 --> 01:10:10.250 to marriage counseling They also have a two -year 01:10:10.250 --> 01:10:13.829 -old, by the way. Okay. Yep. She cheated on him. 01:10:14.189 --> 01:10:17.289 Oh, no. And he found that out in marriage counseling? 01:10:17.609 --> 01:10:20.130 No. He found that out before marriage counseling. 01:10:20.189 --> 01:10:22.130 But then they went to marriage counseling to 01:10:22.130 --> 01:10:27.569 try to figure it out. And versus what she tells 01:10:27.569 --> 01:10:30.930 him outside of marriage counseling is, oh, we 01:10:30.930 --> 01:10:32.590 should try to work this out. We should try to 01:10:32.590 --> 01:10:35.289 work this out. When they get to marriage counseling, 01:10:35.649 --> 01:10:42.460 she's just like. Oh, you don't respect me like 01:10:42.460 --> 01:10:45.100 this. You don't do this. You don't do that. You 01:10:45.100 --> 01:10:47.659 yell at me constantly and everything like that. 01:10:48.239 --> 01:10:52.939 And what his situation is, is she's also held 01:10:52.939 --> 01:10:56.520 the fact that if she were to get divorced, she 01:10:56.520 --> 01:11:01.560 would file for custody of their kid. Oh, boy. 01:11:01.800 --> 01:11:06.649 Okay. Yeah, it's a long, complicated thing. to 01:11:06.649 --> 01:11:08.569 the fact that on Friday we were talking about 01:11:08.569 --> 01:11:16.350 it a lot, and it was like, hey, I visited Claire 01:11:16.350 --> 01:11:18.989 after work and was like, I just need to see you. 01:11:19.270 --> 01:11:23.289 Right. I just need to. It's a lot of, yeah, for 01:11:23.289 --> 01:11:30.149 sure. Hi, buddy. Hello. Welcome back. Uh -oh. 01:11:30.850 --> 01:11:33.050 You're mute. Yeah, you're mute. You're mute. 01:11:35.189 --> 01:11:40.210 Mute, mute, mute. Is that better? Yeah. Yeah, 01:11:40.289 --> 01:11:46.689 we hear you now. Okay. Good. My internet went 01:11:46.689 --> 01:11:50.670 out, and I don't know why. That's pretty exciting. 01:11:51.189 --> 01:11:57.390 Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. Okay, can I predict 01:11:57.390 --> 01:12:00.109 the ending was the question that I was served, 01:12:00.270 --> 01:12:04.010 right? We're very excited to hear your answer. 01:12:06.470 --> 01:12:12.989 Okay, so set me up here. Basically, tee me up 01:12:12.989 --> 01:12:17.689 for what has just happened, and then let me see 01:12:17.689 --> 01:12:21.210 how I think the movie will be resolved. Okay. 01:12:21.909 --> 01:12:26.350 So, Buck has died. Siblings Sam and David know 01:12:26.350 --> 01:12:30.390 that there's still some unanswered connections 01:12:30.390 --> 01:12:34.619 to the 1969 bloody married murder. as we now 01:12:34.619 --> 01:12:37.560 know. Right. But they don't know everything about 01:12:37.560 --> 01:12:40.000 who was there that night, because like I said, 01:12:40.119 --> 01:12:42.859 Grace is not giving any names. So they decide 01:12:42.859 --> 01:12:46.579 to split up. Sam goes to Grace's place. David 01:12:46.579 --> 01:12:49.479 goes to the archives. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, 01:12:49.579 --> 01:12:52.000 no. Let's just let's just call it what it is 01:12:52.000 --> 01:12:55.020 at this point. Let's at this point, this is the 01:12:55.020 --> 01:12:58.760 spot where I said I know who did it. Yeah, we're 01:12:58.760 --> 01:13:01.239 trying to figure out who who actually who is 01:13:01.239 --> 01:13:03.460 the guy that Mary was with that night. That's 01:13:03.460 --> 01:13:05.920 the question. That's the question. Okay, that's 01:13:05.920 --> 01:13:07.399 who we're trying to... Okay, that's the part 01:13:07.399 --> 01:13:08.800 of the ending we want to figure out. Who killed 01:13:08.800 --> 01:13:12.060 Mary? Buck, Tom, Roger, and Heather have died. 01:13:12.579 --> 01:13:15.220 They all had some sort of connections to the 01:13:15.220 --> 01:13:21.359 1969 murders, mostly their parents. Also at this 01:13:21.359 --> 01:13:24.760 point, get a... Go ahead. Oh, wait. If you know 01:13:24.760 --> 01:13:28.039 it, go ahead. Go for it, man. I don't know how, 01:13:28.319 --> 01:13:32.640 but I think the stepdad... is somehow involved, 01:13:32.920 --> 01:13:38.659 either the stepdad himself or the stepdad's parents 01:13:38.659 --> 01:13:40.979 because of the time jump. I'm not entirely sure. 01:13:41.300 --> 01:13:44.939 But I feel like you guys brought him up. He's 01:13:44.939 --> 01:13:49.619 running for mayor. But he just hasn't been mentioned 01:13:49.619 --> 01:13:51.920 since then. So I think there is some kind of 01:13:51.920 --> 01:13:55.020 payoff there. And Kate Mara survives. That's 01:13:55.020 --> 01:14:01.649 all I got. Well, we'll let you know. Is that 01:14:01.649 --> 01:14:03.430 pretty good? I don't know if you're right. Are 01:14:03.430 --> 01:14:05.930 we just going to go through it now? Did we leave 01:14:05.930 --> 01:14:09.289 him in suspense? Yeah, we're leaving him in suspense. 01:14:09.289 --> 01:14:10.989 Okay, word. Alright, I like that. Don't look 01:14:10.989 --> 01:14:13.109 at the Wikipedia summary, Mitchell. I'm not. 01:14:14.000 --> 01:14:16.079 But I think the stepdad is involved somehow. 01:14:16.380 --> 01:14:21.220 Kate Mara survives. Kate Mara survives. Kate 01:14:21.220 --> 01:14:24.560 Mara survives. Rooney probably died in the background. 01:14:26.060 --> 01:14:28.340 Rooney didn't matter. Rooney's a footnote in 01:14:28.340 --> 01:14:30.680 any of this. I don't think she had any speaking 01:14:30.680 --> 01:14:33.880 lines, frankly. She was classmate number three. 01:14:34.420 --> 01:14:37.460 So David goes to the archives. He finds out the 01:14:37.460 --> 01:14:40.000 information, but they don't reveal it to the 01:14:40.000 --> 01:14:44.359 viewer. He goes home. He tries calling Sam. The 01:14:44.359 --> 01:14:48.539 phone doesn't work. Then the phone rings. And 01:14:48.539 --> 01:14:50.779 I'm like, oh, is this a I know what you did last 01:14:50.779 --> 01:14:53.619 summer or scream ripoff moment now? So he goes 01:14:53.619 --> 01:14:56.199 to pick up the phone. And before we can determine 01:14:56.199 --> 01:14:59.180 if anyone is there, a Ziploc bag is thrown over 01:14:59.180 --> 01:15:01.739 David's head. He's taken down for the count. 01:15:02.479 --> 01:15:06.470 So, oh, no, somebody's on to them. yeah it's 01:15:06.470 --> 01:15:08.750 a it's a it's a man in a like a hooded jacket 01:15:08.750 --> 01:15:10.970 like yeah baseball cap hooded jacket it actually 01:15:10.970 --> 01:15:13.109 looks like i know what you did last summer right 01:15:13.109 --> 01:15:15.369 that's why i said it was a ripoff if i know you 01:15:15.369 --> 01:15:18.529 did what yeah yes yes yes this is this definitely 01:15:18.529 --> 01:15:22.710 that yeah um so kate mara uh goes with grace 01:15:22.710 --> 01:15:24.689 to the high school she leaves a message because 01:15:24.689 --> 01:15:26.529 they've kind of put it all to like she's starting 01:15:26.529 --> 01:15:28.470 to figure it out They get to the high school. 01:15:28.810 --> 01:15:31.350 Grace is like, I'm not going in there. Let me 01:15:31.350 --> 01:15:34.989 light up my giant bong. And proceeds to get very 01:15:34.989 --> 01:15:39.109 high. Giant bong. Giant bong. Big bong. Kate 01:15:39.109 --> 01:15:41.750 Mara like, oh, I see somebody inside. I'm sorry, 01:15:41.890 --> 01:15:44.289 Sam, not Kate Mara. Sam sees somebody inside. 01:15:44.489 --> 01:15:48.010 She's like, David, let me in. Let me in. Obviously 01:15:48.010 --> 01:15:50.970 not David. So she climbs through an open window, 01:15:51.149 --> 01:15:52.970 having learned her lesson from Heather's death 01:15:52.970 --> 01:15:55.270 that sometimes the best action is to actually 01:15:55.270 --> 01:15:58.659 do something. So she breaks into the high school 01:15:58.659 --> 01:16:02.840 and at this point, because of her hauntings with 01:16:02.840 --> 01:16:05.300 Mary or her connection, she knows where Mary 01:16:05.300 --> 01:16:06.920 is buried. Although, like I said, they're still 01:16:06.920 --> 01:16:09.460 figuring out who was the guy that she was with. 01:16:09.819 --> 01:16:15.640 So she goes to the still under construction cordoned 01:16:15.640 --> 01:16:18.220 off personnel only section of the high school. 01:16:18.220 --> 01:16:20.460 It looks exactly the same as it did 35 years 01:16:20.460 --> 01:16:23.659 ago. No one has been in there. 30 years, not 01:16:23.659 --> 01:16:27.689 35. 30 years, even though it's technically 35. 01:16:28.069 --> 01:16:32.029 It hasn't been touched since 1969 or 1974. Perfectly 01:16:32.029 --> 01:16:36.489 intact. She finds the trunk. She opens the trunk, 01:16:36.590 --> 01:16:39.350 and there's Mary's body, perfectly mummified 01:16:39.350 --> 01:16:42.130 with hair. Yeah, she has a perfect head of hair. 01:16:42.229 --> 01:16:46.109 Another skeleton lawn decoration with a wig glued 01:16:46.109 --> 01:16:49.970 on. Yep. So she picks up her bones. Yeah, and 01:16:49.970 --> 01:16:51.510 then she trips. This is where Andre lost it. 01:16:51.550 --> 01:16:54.029 This is amazing. So she picks up her bones, and 01:16:54.029 --> 01:16:55.930 then I think the hooded figure shows up and, 01:16:55.930 --> 01:16:58.369 like, starts chasing her, and she trips, falls 01:16:58.369 --> 01:17:01.829 over, and then she hurriedly, like, tries to 01:17:01.829 --> 01:17:03.149 pick, like, you know, bones are all over the 01:17:03.149 --> 01:17:04.470 place. She, like, hurriedly has to be like, oh, 01:17:04.489 --> 01:17:07.310 gosh, and, like, picks up her rib cage and, like, 01:17:07.310 --> 01:17:09.310 tries to dash out, like, it's like a fucking 01:17:09.310 --> 01:17:11.090 thing. And stashes it into the blanket. She trips 01:17:11.090 --> 01:17:13.729 over her mop bucket. No, she trips over a mop 01:17:13.729 --> 01:17:16.329 bucket. The mop bucket. Okay, yes. And that's 01:17:16.329 --> 01:17:18.909 exactly what happens. And I had a note, too, 01:17:19.010 --> 01:17:21.069 like, oh, just toss her bones anywhere. It's 01:17:21.069 --> 01:17:23.069 fine. It's fine. She'll be fine. Yeah, exactly. 01:17:23.390 --> 01:17:27.829 So it's no longer an intact skeleton. She gets 01:17:27.829 --> 01:17:30.970 outside. and she can't wake up grace it's not 01:17:30.970 --> 01:17:33.029 even clear if grace is alive anymore she's just 01:17:33.029 --> 01:17:35.829 that zonked on the devil's lettuce yeah we just 01:17:35.829 --> 01:17:38.210 assumed she's dead passed out in the van and 01:17:38.210 --> 01:17:40.289 what was annoying was that like she's like carrying 01:17:40.289 --> 01:17:43.750 the body drops it again picks it up she's like 01:17:43.750 --> 01:17:46.630 grace grace grace opens the back door puts the 01:17:46.630 --> 01:17:49.810 body in the thing grace grace closes the door 01:17:49.810 --> 01:17:52.869 goes around to the other side of the van opens 01:17:52.869 --> 01:17:55.350 the door grace grace and it's like 30 admitted 01:17:55.350 --> 01:17:58.250 in 30 seconds of her just shouting grace And 01:17:58.250 --> 01:18:00.250 then she realizes, like, either Grace is dead 01:18:00.250 --> 01:18:03.590 or unconscious. We don't know. But they have 01:18:03.590 --> 01:18:06.890 to get to the cemetery. And the hooded figure 01:18:06.890 --> 01:18:09.409 is chasing them. We get to the cemetery. Whoa, 01:18:09.609 --> 01:18:11.649 whoa, whoa. She also talks to somebody on the 01:18:11.649 --> 01:18:15.250 phone. Yeah, she calls David again. And they 01:18:15.250 --> 01:18:19.850 pick up. But it's not David. It's Bill, the stepfather. 01:18:20.130 --> 01:18:22.949 Yeah, she calls her dad out of desperation. It's 01:18:22.949 --> 01:18:25.569 just like... No, the stepfather is just like, 01:18:25.649 --> 01:18:28.149 what's going on? What's happening? And she's 01:18:28.149 --> 01:18:31.109 like, I'm headed to the cemetery. I found Mary's 01:18:31.109 --> 01:18:34.210 body. I need to make this Mary Banner's body. 01:18:34.409 --> 01:18:36.529 I need to make this stop. I need to bury her. 01:18:36.810 --> 01:18:40.369 I'm going to this the cemetery. And he's like, 01:18:40.449 --> 01:18:43.210 did you tell your mother? And she's like, no, 01:18:43.329 --> 01:18:46.109 I didn't tell my mother. And then he goes like, 01:18:46.189 --> 01:18:49.750 I'll tell her we'll meet you there. Yeah. So 01:18:49.750 --> 01:18:51.909 her dad is now showing her stepdad showing up. 01:18:51.949 --> 01:18:53.649 They get to the cemetery. She carries the body. 01:18:53.710 --> 01:18:56.310 She finds the grave. Dad shows up. He's like, 01:18:56.390 --> 01:18:58.789 here, I'll take that shovel. And the whole time 01:18:58.789 --> 01:19:00.970 I'm thinking, how is she going to bury this body? 01:19:01.029 --> 01:19:03.529 The ground is frozen because this entire movie, 01:19:03.649 --> 01:19:07.770 it's been winter. The entire time. Snow, snow 01:19:07.770 --> 01:19:10.409 on the ground. It's not Christmas, but it's also 01:19:10.409 --> 01:19:13.689 not like New England autumn either. There is 01:19:13.689 --> 01:19:17.789 snow on the ground. And it's Utah. Yeah, it's 01:19:17.789 --> 01:19:21.300 Utah. Dad starts digging in the grave, and I 01:19:21.300 --> 01:19:23.159 guess his stepdad starts digging in the grave, 01:19:23.220 --> 01:19:24.560 and I guess because he's a man and bigger, he 01:19:24.560 --> 01:19:26.760 can, like, get through the frozen ground. And 01:19:26.760 --> 01:19:28.840 he brings up, like, you didn't tell your mom 01:19:28.840 --> 01:19:32.680 about this, right? And at this point, if you 01:19:32.680 --> 01:19:37.579 haven't figured it out, Dad was the one who accidentally 01:19:37.579 --> 01:19:39.539 shoved Mary to her death and locked her in a 01:19:39.539 --> 01:19:43.779 shop. You got it! Let's go! Got it again. And 01:19:43.779 --> 01:19:47.079 he, you know, she's like, no, I didn't talk to 01:19:47.079 --> 01:19:50.159 anybody. And then he swings the shovel at her 01:19:50.159 --> 01:19:53.680 and knocks her down. Knocks her the fuck out. 01:19:54.000 --> 01:19:56.619 Yeah. Well, no, she falls down. She gets back 01:19:56.619 --> 01:19:59.520 up. And he's like, you know, you should have 01:19:59.520 --> 01:20:01.699 just left it while alone. I'm like, yeah, she 01:20:01.699 --> 01:20:03.600 should have just buried the body. And then it 01:20:03.600 --> 01:20:05.579 wouldn't be anybody's problem. Because she buried 01:20:05.579 --> 01:20:07.939 the goddamn fucking body. She shouldn't have 01:20:07.939 --> 01:20:10.760 said anything. And also, he knocked her the fuck 01:20:10.760 --> 01:20:14.439 out. It's ridiculous. He hit her in the face 01:20:14.439 --> 01:20:18.399 with a shovel. Yeah. And she's like, ugh. I'm 01:20:18.399 --> 01:20:24.920 fine still, but... Yep. He says, as I said, he 01:20:24.920 --> 01:20:27.319 should have left well enough alone. You shouldn't 01:20:27.319 --> 01:20:29.539 have told anyone. Your brother wouldn't be dead. 01:20:29.760 --> 01:20:32.520 And I'm like, wait, David's dead? He killed David? 01:20:33.520 --> 01:20:39.460 Yep. David's dead. Yeah, he suffocated him. Yeah. 01:20:40.539 --> 01:20:44.479 We never actually got... It was very... It could 01:20:44.479 --> 01:20:46.159 have gone either way. We saw him suffocating 01:20:46.159 --> 01:20:48.899 with the bag, but it... He dragged the body off 01:20:48.899 --> 01:20:49.939 the scene. I thought he was going to show up 01:20:49.939 --> 01:20:51.100 at this point. I thought so. He was going to 01:20:51.100 --> 01:20:52.880 show up too, but like I said, I was like, oh 01:20:52.880 --> 01:20:55.340 no, he's just dead. That was it. He died. He's 01:20:55.340 --> 01:20:57.500 gone. So there's a chase sequence through the 01:20:57.500 --> 01:21:00.300 cemetery. Grace shows back up again, but dad 01:21:00.300 --> 01:21:02.720 like shoves her down. She knocks out, gets knocked 01:21:02.720 --> 01:21:07.039 out. And then he captures Sam, drags, like knocks 01:21:07.039 --> 01:21:09.079 her down again, drags her to the grave. Cause 01:21:09.079 --> 01:21:11.420 he's going to bury her with Mary's body. Mind 01:21:11.420 --> 01:21:14.039 you, this is Tubi. So I get a commercial break 01:21:14.039 --> 01:21:16.750 right at this point. Oh yeah, me too. Yep. um 01:21:16.750 --> 01:21:24.869 he i can't recall exactly how but stuff comes 01:21:24.869 --> 01:21:27.449 in like the way that it's all going down with 01:21:27.449 --> 01:21:29.829 like the bear like digging the grave she had 01:21:29.829 --> 01:21:32.409 they have the bones i think either some dirt 01:21:32.409 --> 01:21:35.189 falls on mary's bones or he puts mary's bones 01:21:35.189 --> 01:21:39.050 in the grave and that's how her spirit is kind 01:21:39.050 --> 01:21:43.239 of event he puts the bones in the grave Because 01:21:43.239 --> 01:21:45.779 he's like, this is the perfect plan. If I bury 01:21:45.779 --> 01:21:49.460 Mary's bones, nobody will suspect anything. Well, 01:21:49.600 --> 01:21:53.039 yeah, with her. Yeah. But like, nobody will suspect 01:21:53.039 --> 01:21:56.079 anything because they already think she's gone. 01:21:56.140 --> 01:21:58.420 They're not going to dig up her grave because 01:21:58.420 --> 01:22:01.859 they already think she's gone. So he puts her 01:22:01.859 --> 01:22:07.859 bones in the grave. And then. Yeah. The car radio, 01:22:07.960 --> 01:22:11.659 which is nowhere near. any of this starts to 01:22:11.659 --> 01:22:14.760 play the song that has followed all of mary's 01:22:14.760 --> 01:22:19.979 victims and out sashays mary looking fresh as 01:22:19.979 --> 01:22:25.020 a rose like the day she died and bill who's supposed 01:22:25.020 --> 01:22:28.539 to be in his late 50s early 60s sees her somewhat 01:22:28.539 --> 01:22:32.699 seduced yet horrified mary slow dances with him 01:22:33.079 --> 01:22:36.579 leans in for a kiss pulls out and she looks like 01:22:36.579 --> 01:22:40.119 reagan from the exorcist and drags his ass to 01:22:40.119 --> 01:22:43.880 hell with pestilence with pestilence by breathing 01:22:43.880 --> 01:22:47.479 in his face it was like this weird cgi like bug 01:22:47.479 --> 01:22:50.159 belches yeah yeah it was it was it was definitely 01:22:50.159 --> 01:22:53.819 like a bug belch you know yeah yeah and that's 01:22:53.819 --> 01:22:55.840 how he gets dragged to hell why the bugs came 01:22:55.840 --> 01:22:57.579 into play there but yeah right i would have figured 01:22:57.579 --> 01:23:00.100 blood i figured i would have drowned him in blood 01:23:01.739 --> 01:23:04.260 I would have gone with, but that's okay. I don't 01:23:04.260 --> 01:23:07.500 know. The morning sun rises off the distance 01:23:07.500 --> 01:23:10.460 and the paramedics are there and they're saying 01:23:10.460 --> 01:23:12.600 Bill died of a heart attack. So he didn't really 01:23:12.600 --> 01:23:15.720 get dragged to hell. And Sam's there putting 01:23:15.720 --> 01:23:18.319 her hat on. Her head is bloodied. Grace shows 01:23:18.319 --> 01:23:22.079 up and they're like, it's over. Oh, this is my 01:23:22.079 --> 01:23:24.180 favorite part. No, no. This is my favorite part 01:23:24.180 --> 01:23:26.399 because Grace literally looks at her and it's 01:23:26.399 --> 01:23:29.399 just like, are you going to be okay? And she's 01:23:29.399 --> 01:23:32.180 like, yeah. And I'm sitting there going, the 01:23:32.180 --> 01:23:38.939 fuck I am. No, I saw a fucking ghost. A fucking 01:23:38.939 --> 01:23:40.460 ghost killed my stepfather. Your stepdad tried 01:23:40.460 --> 01:23:43.539 to kill you, and then a ghost killed your stepdad. 01:23:43.579 --> 01:23:44.880 And your brother. He also killed your brother. 01:23:44.880 --> 01:23:47.039 And your brother, yes. Yeah, no confirmation 01:23:47.039 --> 01:23:49.920 that David's actually dead, but stepdad said 01:23:49.920 --> 01:23:53.659 it, so I guess it's true. Okay, so my question 01:23:53.659 --> 01:23:56.979 is, having seen the first Urban Legends, and 01:23:56.979 --> 01:24:01.460 I haven't seen the sequel, I remember the first 01:24:01.460 --> 01:24:04.640 one being, like, kids got murdered, and they 01:24:04.640 --> 01:24:07.659 were, like, modeled after whatever. Urban legends. 01:24:07.920 --> 01:24:10.859 Spooky. Urban legends. They address that in the 01:24:10.859 --> 01:24:12.739 film, even. They're just like, oh, yeah, this 01:24:12.739 --> 01:24:16.439 was just a college professor that was killing 01:24:16.439 --> 01:24:20.100 people off of urban legends. And, like, for a 01:24:20.100 --> 01:24:23.859 while, David kind of, instead of, like, Bloody 01:24:23.859 --> 01:24:26.180 Mary, he's like, no, it's a serial killer. It 01:24:26.180 --> 01:24:30.399 has to be this guy, copycat, whatever. but in 01:24:30.399 --> 01:24:34.199 the movie it ends up being an actual ghost or 01:24:34.199 --> 01:24:37.539 vengeful spirit yes like right like mary at least 01:24:37.539 --> 01:24:40.640 half okay mary is a ghost mary is a ghost and 01:24:40.640 --> 01:24:43.340 and they they know sell it like they yeah she 01:24:43.340 --> 01:24:44.859 killed those people you know what i mean it's 01:24:44.859 --> 01:24:47.199 not there's no curtain rug a pulling like actually 01:24:47.199 --> 01:24:50.880 the tanning salon guy like got killed that's 01:24:50.880 --> 01:24:53.560 what that's what my question is too because i 01:24:53.560 --> 01:24:57.470 also want to know this is because there was this 01:24:57.470 --> 01:24:59.970 guy who was trying to kill everybody and cover 01:24:59.970 --> 01:25:04.189 his trail do we think it was just mary or do 01:25:04.189 --> 01:25:08.270 we think some of them were this bill uh well 01:25:08.270 --> 01:25:10.430 if they did that they they played it way too 01:25:10.430 --> 01:25:13.710 subtly uh yeah right right no no i think it's 01:25:13.710 --> 01:25:16.170 all bill because the way they like so like you 01:25:16.170 --> 01:25:17.829 think it's all bill what you think it's all no 01:25:17.829 --> 01:25:20.510 no no no no it's not it's all mary sorry yeah 01:25:20.510 --> 01:25:22.109 you know it's not so the reason we know it's 01:25:22.109 --> 01:25:24.529 not bill is because they set him up as like being 01:25:24.529 --> 01:25:27.210 the dressed like the i know what you did last 01:25:27.210 --> 01:25:30.340 summer killer yeah um He definitely killed David 01:25:30.340 --> 01:25:32.560 and tried to kill Sam. He killed David and tried 01:25:32.560 --> 01:25:34.899 to kill Sam. He says, I killed David. David had 01:25:34.899 --> 01:25:38.680 to die and now you do too, basically. I agree. 01:25:38.859 --> 01:25:41.600 I think that it was all Mary besides that. Part 01:25:41.600 --> 01:25:45.720 of it, too, was just kind of like, huh, maybe? 01:25:46.279 --> 01:25:48.239 I frankly think that's giving this movie way 01:25:48.239 --> 01:25:52.600 too much credit. Especially the spider murder. 01:25:52.619 --> 01:25:54.380 Maybe I'm trying to be smarter than this movie. 01:25:54.579 --> 01:25:57.829 I don't think that they made it pretty. clear 01:25:57.829 --> 01:26:00.890 i guess that like you know like she shows up 01:26:00.890 --> 01:26:02.670 for a flash when the guy gets his dick blown 01:26:02.670 --> 01:26:05.609 off you know yeah right yeah she comes up one 01:26:05.609 --> 01:26:08.489 of the bed it's like yeah i'm just confused so 01:26:08.489 --> 01:26:10.829 like i appreciate that mary never kind of goes 01:26:10.829 --> 01:26:13.329 after sam because like you know your sister's 01:26:13.329 --> 01:26:16.489 in trauma but like she tried to help her yeah 01:26:16.489 --> 01:26:20.510 yeah i agree yeah in a weird way um yeah well 01:26:20.510 --> 01:26:25.390 just tell me come on girl it's weird so that's 01:26:25.390 --> 01:26:28.310 what urban legends bloody mary yeah i will say 01:26:28.310 --> 01:26:30.989 like we didn't really touch on this like it wraps 01:26:30.989 --> 01:26:33.970 up in like 30 seconds like yes like the reveal 01:26:33.970 --> 01:26:36.250 like i would say that like by the time the stepdad 01:26:36.250 --> 01:26:38.210 is revealed as the killer you're probably about 01:26:38.210 --> 01:26:39.869 like maybe three minutes away from the credits 01:26:39.869 --> 01:26:42.289 i actually think yeah that's about right it doesn't 01:26:42.289 --> 01:26:44.449 wrap up in 30 seconds wraps up in three minutes 01:26:44.449 --> 01:26:47.909 because it just didn't want to end not it was 01:26:47.909 --> 01:26:50.710 pretty much just like oh he's the killer he knocked 01:26:50.710 --> 01:26:54.289 you out he's chasing after you Very abbreviated 01:26:54.289 --> 01:26:55.750 fight. We spent longer talking about the fight 01:26:55.750 --> 01:26:57.289 than the fight actually happened, for sure. And 01:26:57.289 --> 01:27:01.649 then, next scene, Kate Mara is on the, you know, 01:27:01.710 --> 01:27:04.250 on an ambulance bench outside. Wow, that was 01:27:04.250 --> 01:27:06.170 wild. Are you going to be okay? Yeah, I'll be 01:27:06.170 --> 01:27:10.090 okay. Credits. You know, that's it. No, my fucking 01:27:10.090 --> 01:27:13.449 stab dad tried to kill me. Yeah. Yeah. My brother 01:27:13.449 --> 01:27:15.630 is dead. My twin brother is dead. Yeah, right, 01:27:15.710 --> 01:27:16.930 right, right. Yeah, twin brother's gone. Literally, 01:27:17.069 --> 01:27:19.050 I love that in movies where it's just like, are 01:27:19.050 --> 01:27:22.460 you going to be okay? Fuck I am. The fuck I am. 01:27:22.939 --> 01:27:26.460 The fuck I am gonna be okay. I realize that in 01:27:26.460 --> 01:27:28.600 a way I'm asking for more of this movie and I 01:27:28.600 --> 01:27:30.539 don't want it to be interpreted that way. Yeah, 01:27:30.539 --> 01:27:33.180 they want Bloody Mary 2 which is gonna be another 01:27:33.180 --> 01:27:36.779 urban legend about some girl from 40 years in 01:27:36.779 --> 01:27:41.619 the past but really 45 years in the past. Yeah, 01:27:41.779 --> 01:27:43.640 I mean I think that says it all about this movie. 01:27:43.739 --> 01:27:46.000 They didn't care to do the math. to actually 01:27:46.000 --> 01:27:49.119 like make sure it made sense so you get what 01:27:49.119 --> 01:27:52.199 you don't pay for yeah and it's like i don't 01:27:52.199 --> 01:27:53.319 know i'm trying to look at it from the appeal 01:27:53.319 --> 01:27:55.420 of a horror movie and it's like so it's not scary 01:27:55.420 --> 01:27:59.000 no it's it's it is funny sometimes like i fucking 01:27:59.000 --> 01:28:02.199 laughed out loud the bones so that i think this 01:28:02.199 --> 01:28:05.279 movie succeeds at being a fun bad movie to watch 01:28:05.279 --> 01:28:08.140 not sober you know what i mean i laughed at the 01:28:08.140 --> 01:28:10.899 guy pissing on the fence and it was just like 01:28:10.899 --> 01:28:14.239 really right really we're gonna blow his dick 01:28:14.239 --> 01:28:18.149 off like really he even like andre said it he 01:28:18.149 --> 01:28:21.710 looks at the size like and then he knows continues 01:28:21.710 --> 01:28:25.670 to pee on it he knows and he was the guy no he 01:28:25.670 --> 01:28:28.329 was the guy that show don't tell amazing just 01:28:28.329 --> 01:28:31.329 like two people died and he was probably the 01:28:31.329 --> 01:28:34.489 most like paid attention to that shit and goes 01:28:34.489 --> 01:28:37.430 oh i'm not gonna die from this crazy shit and 01:28:37.430 --> 01:28:40.729 then he sees a sign that says high voltage piss 01:28:40.729 --> 01:28:45.520 yeah Yeah. I would have liked if Sam's friends 01:28:45.520 --> 01:28:48.119 actually supported her and were kind of in on 01:28:48.119 --> 01:28:51.180 it because killing off the brother just is like, 01:28:51.260 --> 01:28:54.699 okay, well, what did this really add to the story 01:28:54.699 --> 01:28:56.800 other than, well, my brother's dead and we're 01:28:56.800 --> 01:29:00.500 not really going to address this. Your brother 01:29:00.500 --> 01:29:02.800 was right about not trusting your stepdad. That's 01:29:02.800 --> 01:29:05.800 what we learned. That's why he's a pube. Yeah. 01:29:07.380 --> 01:29:09.560 Very, very pube behavior for sure. Should have 01:29:09.560 --> 01:29:13.000 been down to help her. wasn't and uh yeah yeah 01:29:13.000 --> 01:29:20.079 all right ratings um i'm gonna okay can i just 01:29:20.079 --> 01:29:21.859 jump in i guess i was the first introduced right 01:29:21.859 --> 01:29:23.880 you're good i given this one i'm giving this 01:29:23.880 --> 01:29:32.939 one uh a 0 .62 um fuck what six two yeah zero 01:29:32.939 --> 01:29:38.829 yeah zero six two no but it's 0 .62 yeah Zero 01:29:38.829 --> 01:29:41.210 point. Too low? Fine. We'll just write it down 01:29:41.210 --> 01:29:43.090 to a half star. I'm giving it a half. I'm giving 01:29:43.090 --> 01:29:48.449 it a one half. Oh, man. I should have my metric 01:29:48.449 --> 01:29:52.090 ready to go. Should have rehypnol pills out of 01:29:52.090 --> 01:29:53.970 ten. Or out of five, rather. Sorry. There you 01:29:53.970 --> 01:29:56.210 go. Rehypnol powder. Powder. Whatever. Powder. 01:29:56.470 --> 01:30:00.829 Rams. I don't know. Jill, what do you got? I'll 01:30:00.829 --> 01:30:03.869 rank it a little higher. I'll give it like a 01:30:03.869 --> 01:30:10.380 one and a half star. Wow. That is high. It sounds 01:30:10.380 --> 01:30:13.500 entertaining. I'm not going to lie. It was stupid, 01:30:13.600 --> 01:30:22.260 but the depths are just so... Why? Why? But in 01:30:22.260 --> 01:30:27.539 the fun way. I had fun watching it, but I think, 01:30:27.539 --> 01:30:29.920 honestly, a lot of it is due to... I didn't pay 01:30:29.920 --> 01:30:32.420 to watch it. This isn't me being cheesy. I had 01:30:32.420 --> 01:30:34.140 fun watching it with you, Jill. You know what 01:30:34.140 --> 01:30:37.720 I mean? that's it like and that's a lot of what 01:30:37.720 --> 01:30:41.000 the the yeah i had fun watching it with you so 01:30:41.000 --> 01:30:43.600 that's i'll give you know it's really a 0 .5 01:30:43.600 --> 01:30:46.939 but you know half a point then for watching with 01:30:46.939 --> 01:30:49.640 andre and then another half a point for me coining 01:30:49.640 --> 01:30:52.140 the phrase you know the phrase you're being approved 01:30:52.140 --> 01:30:57.760 yeah so okay fair enough yeah i feel like that 01:30:57.760 --> 01:31:01.810 score is justified then wow okay i mean out of 01:31:01.810 --> 01:31:05.369 five like 1 .5 out of five this is this isn't 01:31:05.369 --> 01:31:06.970 even close to the worst movie i've watched for 01:31:06.970 --> 01:31:09.670 this podcast not even close yeah this isn't even 01:31:09.670 --> 01:31:11.550 the worst movie i'm gonna watch in a week next 01:31:11.550 --> 01:31:13.050 week i think me and my friends are either gonna 01:31:13.050 --> 01:31:15.149 watch the covenant or if you were a cartoon network 01:31:15.149 --> 01:31:19.350 kid scary godmother's stupid cgi halloween fest 01:31:19.350 --> 01:31:22.409 okay the covenant is a better movie than this 01:31:22.409 --> 01:31:27.229 is it Yes. Is it? Yes. I mean, it's got Rob Zombie. 01:31:27.449 --> 01:31:29.689 Are you ready? Are you ready for my rating? Yeah, 01:31:29.729 --> 01:31:32.229 give your rating, Mike. I'm sorry. I gave The 01:31:32.229 --> 01:31:36.329 Silence a 0 .5 out of 5. The Mitchell 0 out of 01:31:36.329 --> 01:31:40.029 5. And I was thinking to myself, oh, this is 01:31:40.029 --> 01:31:42.989 really just a 0 .5 out of 5. And then I realized 01:31:42.989 --> 01:31:45.930 I hated this more than The Silence. So this is 01:31:45.930 --> 01:31:51.000 a fucking 0. Damn. It's a fucking zero locked 01:31:51.000 --> 01:31:54.720 cases out of five. Okay. All right. Word. I didn't 01:31:54.720 --> 01:31:58.979 even get my out of 1 .5 out of X. Oh, it was 01:31:58.979 --> 01:32:03.220 terrible. It was so bad. Like, the CGI is terrible. 01:32:03.479 --> 01:32:06.720 The story, terrible. I predicted it from the 01:32:06.720 --> 01:32:09.760 halfway point. Like, the only thing that was 01:32:09.760 --> 01:32:13.159 decent and decent, I say, is because of Kate 01:32:13.159 --> 01:32:17.979 Mara trying. I did not think she tried. Oh, I 01:32:17.979 --> 01:32:20.920 think she tried. Because the script, everybody 01:32:20.920 --> 01:32:24.000 else in this movie didn't fucking try. I mean, 01:32:24.000 --> 01:32:26.579 her bad acting is part of the charm. Yeah, right. 01:32:27.300 --> 01:32:29.699 That's what I'm saying, though. Was it not trying 01:32:29.699 --> 01:32:32.920 or was it just bad acting? right it's so early 01:32:32.920 --> 01:32:35.380 you're right that's true and that's a good point 01:32:35.380 --> 01:32:37.239 because because like it's not fair to compare 01:32:37.239 --> 01:32:40.020 no that to like house of cards right which is 01:32:40.020 --> 01:32:43.260 many years later yeah he had a bad script obviously 01:32:43.260 --> 01:32:46.220 terrible script yeah yeah yeah oh yeah this movie 01:32:46.220 --> 01:32:49.180 is bad but i also was like well and also she's 01:32:49.180 --> 01:32:51.739 lifting it up at all and also seeing the the 01:32:51.739 --> 01:32:56.020 cast ed marinaro i'm seeing that going yeah he's 01:32:56.020 --> 01:33:00.779 the fucking murderer yeah right sure Yeah, I 01:33:00.779 --> 01:33:02.880 mean, that can happen. That can I think the coach 01:33:02.880 --> 01:33:04.939 of Blue Mountain State is going to be the murder. 01:33:05.000 --> 01:33:07.100 I think it's more like and this is like when 01:33:07.100 --> 01:33:09.659 I watch what I feel like the appeal of these 01:33:09.659 --> 01:33:11.039 movies. And frankly, I don't really watch many 01:33:11.039 --> 01:33:13.560 of the good ones on my free time. I feel like 01:33:13.560 --> 01:33:15.619 when I watch these movies, like if it's like 01:33:15.619 --> 01:33:18.319 a kill spree, you know, like I kind of want to 01:33:18.319 --> 01:33:20.819 like I want to hate the characters that are being 01:33:20.819 --> 01:33:22.939 murdered enough that that it's kind of fun. You 01:33:22.939 --> 01:33:24.340 know what I mean? When like, oh, man, this guy 01:33:24.340 --> 01:33:26.380 got what he does. You know what I mean? Oh, Tom 01:33:26.380 --> 01:33:29.199 got what he deserves. Pissing on the fence. Well, 01:33:29.300 --> 01:33:32.829 sure. And so did Roger. You know what I mean? 01:33:33.609 --> 01:33:37.489 Not Buck's dog, but Buck did too. Buck's dog 01:33:37.489 --> 01:33:39.270 didn't deserve any of that. Heather didn't deserve 01:33:39.270 --> 01:33:42.270 that. And I know Cabin in the Woods is like an 01:33:42.270 --> 01:33:43.649 inverse on this, but Cabin in the Woods plays 01:33:43.649 --> 01:33:46.250 those tropes very well where you have a lot of 01:33:46.250 --> 01:33:47.989 time with these characters, learn through all 01:33:47.989 --> 01:33:50.149 their tropes, and you get invested in their stories 01:33:50.149 --> 01:33:52.829 enough to where when they get killed, it's a 01:33:52.829 --> 01:33:57.640 heartbreaker. What's up? cabin in the woods is 01:33:57.640 --> 01:34:00.420 a terrible representation of this because every 01:34:00.420 --> 01:34:03.260 trope fell to those tropes yeah for sure but 01:34:03.260 --> 01:34:05.479 even then when they wrote those to be tropey 01:34:05.479 --> 01:34:07.560 i'm saying that they were even still like those 01:34:07.560 --> 01:34:09.760 characters yes they were tropey but it was like 01:34:09.760 --> 01:34:13.180 oh man like it was so in the case of cabin in 01:34:13.180 --> 01:34:15.859 the woods with what you're saying they like they're 01:34:15.859 --> 01:34:18.039 not those tropes until they get to the cabin 01:34:18.039 --> 01:34:20.079 because of interference from the people who are 01:34:20.079 --> 01:34:22.500 kind of pulling the strings like the fact that 01:34:22.500 --> 01:34:24.899 chris hemworth is like the hot jock but he's 01:34:24.899 --> 01:34:28.500 not an idiot he's actually very smart um stuff 01:34:28.500 --> 01:34:31.439 like that and then machinations i would say that 01:34:31.439 --> 01:34:33.439 if you're looking in the market for like i'm 01:34:33.439 --> 01:34:35.100 hanging out with my friends we don't want to 01:34:35.100 --> 01:34:38.880 watch something scary horror i want fun horror 01:34:38.880 --> 01:34:41.340 see that you can find better movies out there 01:34:41.340 --> 01:34:44.319 um well and that's what i say about watch urban 01:34:44.319 --> 01:34:47.050 legend Like watch the original urban legend. 01:34:47.109 --> 01:34:48.689 Is that what this was? Is that basically what 01:34:48.689 --> 01:34:50.270 that was going for, but way better? Like, what 01:34:50.270 --> 01:34:53.850 do you think Mitchell? Yeah. I mean, look, having 01:34:53.850 --> 01:34:57.390 not seen the movie here, like I feel like almost, 01:34:57.449 --> 01:35:00.130 and I'm not sure if this was brought up between 01:35:00.130 --> 01:35:03.850 y 'all before. I almost feel like this movie 01:35:03.850 --> 01:35:09.189 was written completely separate from urban legends. 01:35:09.329 --> 01:35:14.680 Yes. Yeah. when yeah when someone saw the script 01:35:14.680 --> 01:35:18.180 they're like cool we'll produce it and then slap 01:35:18.180 --> 01:35:20.560 the urban legends thing on there so when we put 01:35:20.560 --> 01:35:23.060 this in stores people are like oh it's a sequel 01:35:23.060 --> 01:35:26.640 may as well buy it especially when they go to 01:35:26.640 --> 01:35:29.539 grace's and they talk about the fact that this 01:35:29.539 --> 01:35:33.979 urban legend thing was a professor serial killing 01:35:33.979 --> 01:35:36.659 people based on urban legends that's when i was 01:35:36.659 --> 01:35:40.369 like Oh, cool. They just wanted to tie it to... 01:35:40.369 --> 01:35:42.029 That's their one throwaway line. It's literally 01:35:42.029 --> 01:35:44.170 one line that's thrown away. It doesn't end. 01:35:44.770 --> 01:35:49.029 It reminds me of how the most recent Cloverfield 01:35:49.029 --> 01:35:50.949 movie that came out a couple years ago on Netflix. 01:35:51.550 --> 01:35:54.890 That was not a Cloverfield movie initially. They 01:35:54.890 --> 01:35:58.810 just made it one to give it some juice. That 01:35:58.810 --> 01:36:02.010 reminds me of American Psycho 2 where it was 01:36:02.010 --> 01:36:05.390 a completely different script. about that one 01:36:05.390 --> 01:36:07.789 they did it with last house on the left too as 01:36:07.789 --> 01:36:13.109 well yeah um so american psycho 2 for sure yeah 01:36:13.109 --> 01:36:16.529 well american psycho 2 stars mila kunis and literally 01:36:16.529 --> 01:36:19.149 like halfway through the production they're like 01:36:19.149 --> 01:36:21.789 oh this kind of sounds a little bit like american 01:36:21.789 --> 01:36:24.289 psycho we'll make her the daughter of norman 01:36:24.289 --> 01:36:29.710 bateman that's where that i've never seen that 01:36:29.710 --> 01:36:34.600 but sure yes yeah I wanted to include it in our 01:36:34.600 --> 01:36:37.399 five horror bad movies, and I decided against 01:36:37.399 --> 01:36:40.140 it because a lot of people kind of in the bad 01:36:40.140 --> 01:36:43.649 movie community know that. So I wanted to do 01:36:43.649 --> 01:36:45.449 something different. Find something a little 01:36:45.449 --> 01:36:49.109 more... I think there's a lot of better movies 01:36:49.109 --> 01:36:52.029 out there if you want a stupid bad horror movie 01:36:52.029 --> 01:36:56.569 like Leprechaun 2. Any of the later Nightmare 01:36:56.569 --> 01:37:00.770 on Elm Street 4 and onward are pretty, are in 01:37:00.770 --> 01:37:05.470 that market. Freddy vs. Jason, Jason X. Get ready 01:37:05.470 --> 01:37:10.579 for our next bad movie. I'm excited. If you don't 01:37:10.579 --> 01:37:13.140 like horror movies, but you want to watch something 01:37:13.140 --> 01:37:16.279 for free with your friends, with alcohol, if 01:37:16.279 --> 01:37:19.520 you're of legal drinking age, that is not scary, 01:37:19.760 --> 01:37:23.300 but it's low -hanging fruit. Bloody Mary is your 01:37:23.300 --> 01:37:28.039 made -for -TV movie. Because it's on Tubi, I 01:37:28.039 --> 01:37:30.239 would rather watch Urban Legend or Urban Legend 01:37:30.239 --> 01:37:33.819 Final Cut, which is both on Tubi. Both are on 01:37:33.819 --> 01:37:41.020 Tubi. I don't know. Looking at the poster for 01:37:41.020 --> 01:37:44.279 it, you get what's on the tin. Yeah, I agree. 01:37:44.399 --> 01:37:47.079 There's a better supernatural episode out there 01:37:47.079 --> 01:37:51.420 of this movie than the movie itself. Just put 01:37:51.420 --> 01:37:56.260 the Winchesters on it. The last bad movie I watched 01:37:56.260 --> 01:37:59.500 was The Silence. Yes. Which starred Stanley Tucci. 01:37:59.699 --> 01:38:04.960 The Tucci. The Tucci. It got me to a question. 01:38:05.500 --> 01:38:08.840 That nobody else could answer. And so I kind 01:38:08.840 --> 01:38:11.500 of wanted to. Bring it up to you guys. Okay. 01:38:13.399 --> 01:38:19.399 Actors currently living. Top five. That you would 01:38:19.399 --> 01:38:22.899 have a drink with. That you would have. I would 01:38:22.899 --> 01:38:26.539 have a drink with. Yes. Have a drink with. Currently 01:38:26.539 --> 01:38:32.279 living. Because the tooch. Was like my number 01:38:32.279 --> 01:38:35.560 five. I feel like we'd have a nice. yeah we'd 01:38:35.560 --> 01:38:38.140 have a nice glass of pinot we'd discuss some 01:38:38.140 --> 01:38:42.680 things that like okay yeah i would talk to you 01:38:42.680 --> 01:38:47.880 about this um and it it brought it up to me last 01:38:47.880 --> 01:38:50.460 episode but of course because i was by myself 01:38:50.460 --> 01:38:55.439 i was like i don't want to just ask this to the 01:38:55.439 --> 01:38:58.970 random people sure sure So I want to ask it to 01:38:58.970 --> 01:39:01.310 you guys. And this will be pretty preformed because 01:39:01.310 --> 01:39:03.529 I feel like I have to come up with it as I go. 01:39:03.670 --> 01:39:05.409 But I just know that one person that's definitely... 01:39:05.409 --> 01:39:07.789 I tried to give you a heads up. I know. I was 01:39:07.789 --> 01:39:10.750 trying to cod, man. I don't have five, but I 01:39:10.750 --> 01:39:13.510 have a couple answers. Yeah, I know one of them 01:39:13.510 --> 01:39:15.949 immediately is Jack Black. Like, period. Jack 01:39:15.949 --> 01:39:18.390 Black was my number one. Yeah, like he's my number 01:39:18.390 --> 01:39:20.289 one. He's my number one. I think he's a lot of 01:39:20.289 --> 01:39:22.489 people's number ones, right? Yeah. Yeah, he's 01:39:22.489 --> 01:39:26.779 it. Yeah. The two is my number five. Who is? 01:39:26.840 --> 01:39:31.479 Oh, 2 is just number 5. Jack Black. I put Jennifer 01:39:31.479 --> 01:39:34.380 Lawrence as number 4. Okay. I don't know if I 01:39:34.380 --> 01:39:36.239 agree, but I can see it. That's fine. Yeah, J 01:39:36.239 --> 01:39:38.699 -Law, I feel like we could have a drink or two 01:39:38.699 --> 01:39:42.140 and have a good conversation. Number 2 is obviously 01:39:42.140 --> 01:39:46.539 Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt? Okay. No, I can't get 01:39:46.539 --> 01:39:51.000 through that with a straight face. Chris Pratt, 01:39:51.079 --> 01:39:53.899 huh? So what was it like voicing Mario? yeah 01:39:53.899 --> 01:39:59.720 mario um three and two that's that's no yeah 01:39:59.720 --> 01:40:01.979 because i got oh man i have to rank them too 01:40:01.979 --> 01:40:04.920 that's so tough well this is why i did i gave 01:40:04.920 --> 01:40:08.180 you time i texted you i'm not ranking mine but 01:40:08.180 --> 01:40:12.100 okay don't rank yours go ahead all right jill 01:40:12.100 --> 01:40:16.479 do you have some yeah okay uh diane keaton okay 01:40:16.479 --> 01:40:19.069 okay She seems really cool. She's Annie Hall. 01:40:20.229 --> 01:40:23.090 She's got a really fascinating film career. You 01:40:23.090 --> 01:40:26.409 bring that up and I just remember that Jack Nicholson's 01:40:26.409 --> 01:40:30.409 my number three. Jack Nicholson, huh? I thought 01:40:30.409 --> 01:40:34.869 about him too. Number two would be Elijah Wood. 01:40:35.909 --> 01:40:39.210 Yeah. It has to be someone from Lord of the Rings. 01:40:39.569 --> 01:40:41.489 Okay, that'd be fun. He's not on my list, but 01:40:41.489 --> 01:40:45.649 that'd be fun. Joseph Gordon -Levitt. He seems 01:40:45.649 --> 01:40:47.829 like a really chill dude. I don't even think 01:40:47.829 --> 01:40:54.729 he's in my top 10. I'm sorry. Annie Hathaway. 01:40:55.350 --> 01:41:01.329 Call her Annie. Annie. She said that. To call 01:41:01.329 --> 01:41:05.869 her that. Steve Martin. Steve Martin. Okay. That'd 01:41:05.869 --> 01:41:08.489 be a fun one. How many is that? Is that four? 01:41:09.989 --> 01:41:13.229 Yes. I think you got to four. Yeah. Okay. Right. 01:41:13.449 --> 01:41:17.100 And then like, I mean. Just to top it, round 01:41:17.100 --> 01:41:19.039 it out with a fifth, I'll say Christopher Walken. 01:41:19.899 --> 01:41:24.399 Christopher Walken would be fun. I want to talk 01:41:24.399 --> 01:41:26.800 to him about dance. That Fatboy Slim music video. 01:41:27.399 --> 01:41:31.380 Jack Black would also be in mine. Jack Black 01:41:31.380 --> 01:41:36.079 was my number one. I've got the Tooch, J -Law, 01:41:36.279 --> 01:41:41.260 Jack Nicholson, Blank, and Jack Black. The Blank 01:41:41.260 --> 01:41:45.090 is Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell. Okay. That's a 01:41:45.090 --> 01:41:47.090 good one. I think he'd be fun to have a drink 01:41:47.090 --> 01:41:50.369 with and just talk to. For sure. Yeah. Okay. 01:41:50.949 --> 01:41:53.670 Okay. Andre. All right. Harrison Ford's in there 01:41:53.670 --> 01:42:00.829 for me. Good talk. Let's see. Ryan Gosling, probably. 01:42:01.409 --> 01:42:04.189 Okay. So I'm at three with Jack Black. Harrison 01:42:04.189 --> 01:42:07.390 Ford, Brian Gosling. This, I feel like, and this 01:42:07.390 --> 01:42:09.010 one I'm a little, but I'm more like, I just want 01:42:09.010 --> 01:42:11.529 to pick her brain. Robin Wright. I don't, I don't 01:42:11.529 --> 01:42:15.810 know why she's on the list. Okay. Yeah. But she 01:42:15.810 --> 01:42:17.850 would have, she would have a nice glass of red, 01:42:17.930 --> 01:42:21.510 I think for sure. No, we're happy to, to, to, 01:42:21.510 --> 01:42:25.210 I mean, I just told you that Stanley Tucci would 01:42:25.210 --> 01:42:28.289 have a nice Pino. Like, yeah, like I would have, 01:42:28.289 --> 01:42:30.449 I would have a good glass of Pino with him. He's 01:42:30.449 --> 01:42:32.109 not one of those guys that I'm like expecting 01:42:32.109 --> 01:42:35.149 to drink with. I'm expecting to have a drink 01:42:35.149 --> 01:42:38.529 or two. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Robin Wright fits in 01:42:38.529 --> 01:42:39.989 that category. And I think that's a good call. 01:42:40.189 --> 01:42:43.609 Okay. And then my last, I got, I got, I got the 01:42:43.609 --> 01:42:50.630 final one. I'll add Dick Van Dyke to mine. Dick 01:42:50.630 --> 01:42:53.689 Van Dyke. Wow. Yeah. Is he still alive? Yes. 01:42:53.750 --> 01:42:56.430 Yes. He's very much alive. I love it. I can't 01:42:56.430 --> 01:42:58.329 have Kermit the Frog. Dick Van Dyke is pretty. 01:42:58.569 --> 01:43:01.890 Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. I'm sorry. I don't know 01:43:01.890 --> 01:43:04.920 that he's still alive. That's funny. He's very 01:43:04.920 --> 01:43:07.779 joyously in his late 80s. I actually don't... 01:43:07.779 --> 01:43:10.279 Oh, yeah. No, he was at a baseball game recently. 01:43:10.279 --> 01:43:13.460 I'm sorry. I feel bad now. And then my final 01:43:13.460 --> 01:43:16.060 pick, and this one is kind of iffy, because I 01:43:16.060 --> 01:43:17.680 feel like he'd be fucking weird about it, but 01:43:17.680 --> 01:43:19.739 this is why I want this, right? It's Michael 01:43:19.739 --> 01:43:21.359 Cera. I want to have a drink of Michael Cera. 01:43:21.560 --> 01:43:23.140 No, Michael Cera's a good choice. I thought about 01:43:23.140 --> 01:43:26.079 him. And it's mostly just because, like... I 01:43:26.079 --> 01:43:29.220 feel like the first few drinks, like, yeah, okay, 01:43:29.300 --> 01:43:31.359 that's a good conversation. When he got to, like, 01:43:31.359 --> 01:43:33.380 three or four, then it's kind of like, Okay, 01:43:33.439 --> 01:43:35.619 what the fuck? Yes, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:43:36.699 --> 01:43:38.779 I feel like you could get that with Daniel Radcliffe, 01:43:38.800 --> 01:43:41.300 too, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. I'd 01:43:41.300 --> 01:43:43.340 actually... Dan Rad? So, to answer this question 01:43:43.340 --> 01:43:45.199 properly, I actually would probably swap Dan 01:43:45.199 --> 01:43:47.920 Radcliffe with Michael Cera because he seems 01:43:47.920 --> 01:43:50.180 like a genuine chill dude, right? Yeah. Paul 01:43:50.180 --> 01:43:52.300 Dano, also a great pick, too, but more like... 01:43:52.300 --> 01:43:56.239 I want to hang out with Michael Cera and, like, 01:43:56.239 --> 01:43:58.470 what is, like... What does grabbing a few drinks 01:43:58.470 --> 01:44:00.869 with Michael Cera look like? It's out of curiosity. 01:44:01.310 --> 01:44:04.229 Michael Cera, if you're a long listener, we're 01:44:04.229 --> 01:44:06.510 telling you you're weird and we like it. You 01:44:06.510 --> 01:44:08.569 just made me think of somebody that I might add 01:44:08.569 --> 01:44:11.649 to my list and that's Timothy Oliphant. He's 01:44:11.649 --> 01:44:14.770 another person that after a few drinks you're 01:44:14.770 --> 01:44:19.350 just kind of like, okay. Who's your one dead 01:44:19.350 --> 01:44:20.949 celebrity that you would want to get a drink 01:44:20.949 --> 01:44:29.529 with if you could go back in time? dead celebrity 01:44:29.529 --> 01:44:35.949 stuff yeah I know right that's what I'm stuck 01:44:35.949 --> 01:44:38.489 with the first name that popped in my head was 01:44:38.489 --> 01:44:41.090 Charlie Chaplin but I don't know what he sounds 01:44:41.090 --> 01:44:47.250 like even you can hear him talk kind of somewhere 01:44:48.079 --> 01:44:51.979 Yeah, kind of. I think the Great Dictator is 01:44:51.979 --> 01:44:55.079 a silent film, but I think there's a lot of talking, 01:44:55.140 --> 01:44:56.899 but I think you hear his voice in it anyway. 01:44:56.899 --> 01:44:59.399 It would probably be depressing as fuck. Okay. 01:44:59.680 --> 01:45:03.260 Ernest Hemingway. Ernie? The goddamn man has 01:45:03.260 --> 01:45:06.199 a Hemingway daiquiri. The man can drink, yeah. 01:45:07.260 --> 01:45:09.439 Yeah, he can definitely drink. He could get a 01:45:09.439 --> 01:45:11.720 few drinks in. He's not an actor, but sure. Okay, 01:45:11.840 --> 01:45:13.300 so we want to stick with actors, right? Okay, 01:45:13.319 --> 01:45:15.300 got it. That's also my follow -up question. Didn't 01:45:15.300 --> 01:45:18.350 I say actor? No, you said celebrity. Oh, sorry. 01:45:18.590 --> 01:45:21.069 Okay. Cause I thought Albert Einstein, like, 01:45:21.109 --> 01:45:24.470 like a cheesy answer. And I also thought Abraham 01:45:24.470 --> 01:45:26.890 Lincoln cheesy answer, but I mean, mine, mine 01:45:26.890 --> 01:45:29.869 fits both ways because they were both a celebrity 01:45:29.869 --> 01:45:32.029 and an actor. It feels, this also feels expected, 01:45:32.029 --> 01:45:37.189 but like Marlon Brando. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Jim 01:45:37.189 --> 01:45:42.010 Henson is yeah. Yeah. No, Jim Henson fits you 01:45:42.010 --> 01:45:47.680 completely. For sure. Yeah, I said Charlie Chaplin, 01:45:47.720 --> 01:45:49.220 but I think that was just the first name that 01:45:49.220 --> 01:45:52.760 popped in my head, not who I actually want. Yeah, 01:45:53.420 --> 01:45:57.140 yeah, yeah. I got you. Oh, Christopher Lloyd. 01:45:57.260 --> 01:46:00.479 Done. Isn't he still alive? Oh my god, Christopher 01:46:00.479 --> 01:46:02.800 Lee. Jesus Christ. Christopher Lloyd is very 01:46:02.800 --> 01:46:04.859 much still alive. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Not to 01:46:04.859 --> 01:46:07.380 curse Christopher Lloyd. Christopher Lee. Yeah, 01:46:07.500 --> 01:46:08.979 that's a good choice. Yeah, Christopher Lee. 01:46:09.060 --> 01:46:12.600 Talk about his metal album. Yeah. Dude's got 01:46:12.600 --> 01:46:14.819 some stories for sure. Yeah, he knows how to 01:46:14.819 --> 01:46:20.000 kill a person. yeah right okay oh you've never 01:46:20.000 --> 01:46:25.619 heard this no i have heard of this yeah um i'm 01:46:25.619 --> 01:46:28.140 trying to think i i'll stick with my charlie 01:46:28.140 --> 01:46:29.939 chaplin i don't think that's the right answer 01:46:29.939 --> 01:46:32.520 but i'll stick with it for now because i just 01:46:32.520 --> 01:46:34.819 can't think of somebody else that's fine i put 01:46:34.819 --> 01:46:37.079 you on the spot i know and i'm also seven beers 01:46:37.079 --> 01:46:39.020 deep i'm sure there's somebody else that i would 01:46:39.020 --> 01:46:44.149 put but Yeah, I'm at that point. It's getting 01:46:44.149 --> 01:46:45.989 to that point in the evening. It's getting to 01:46:45.989 --> 01:46:52.789 that point. Yeah. That's Game for a Movie. Yeah. 01:46:53.149 --> 01:46:56.890 I've been your host, Mike. I've been joined by 01:46:56.890 --> 01:47:01.329 Andre and Jill. 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