WEBVTT 00:00:02.369 --> 00:00:03.770 You know what that sound means? It's another 00:00:03.770 --> 00:00:06.250 episode of Game for a Movie, where we ask, are 00:00:06.250 --> 00:00:08.490 you game for a movie? My name is Mike. I'll be 00:00:08.490 --> 00:00:11.230 your host. I am joined by a special guest today. 00:00:11.929 --> 00:00:14.330 Tell us your name, where you're from, all that 00:00:14.330 --> 00:00:18.469 good stuff. Yeah, special. There is no one specialer 00:00:18.469 --> 00:00:21.989 than me right now. The most special. Yes, the 00:00:21.989 --> 00:00:25.829 most special. My name is Jim. I'm in and from 00:00:25.829 --> 00:00:31.600 TKK, South Carolina. That's about it. That's 00:00:31.600 --> 00:00:34.079 the most important thing. That's the important 00:00:34.079 --> 00:00:36.719 stuff. Yeah. That's the important stuff. I'm 00:00:36.719 --> 00:00:39.399 glad I could have you on the show finally, and 00:00:39.399 --> 00:00:43.200 especially with a movie such as this. The movie 00:00:43.200 --> 00:00:47.039 is epic. This movie is life -changing. Absolutely. 00:00:48.659 --> 00:00:52.579 Let's go with that. I'm going to muscle through 00:00:52.579 --> 00:00:56.460 this because I have a broken rib. What? Don't 00:00:56.460 --> 00:00:59.439 make me laugh, whatever you do. Oh, no promises 00:00:59.439 --> 00:01:06.340 on that. the good news is about your broken rib 00:01:06.340 --> 00:01:08.840 and i want to know how you broke it first but 00:01:08.840 --> 00:01:11.799 the good news is that we didn't watch a movie 00:01:11.799 --> 00:01:15.939 that makes you laugh so that's that's very that's 00:01:15.939 --> 00:01:22.340 a very good point um yeah um well the the truth 00:01:22.340 --> 00:01:28.870 is i don't know fair okay Because I went to bed 00:01:28.870 --> 00:01:32.069 Thursday night totally fine. Yeah. And woke up 00:01:32.069 --> 00:01:36.109 with this massive pain in my side on Friday morning. 00:01:36.569 --> 00:01:41.390 And then, you know, it wasn't really a big deal 00:01:41.390 --> 00:01:44.209 until I spent the day out on the boat yesterday 00:01:44.209 --> 00:01:47.129 and jet skiing and all that. And then I wake 00:01:47.129 --> 00:01:49.349 up this morning and I'm like, yeah, it hurts. 00:01:49.510 --> 00:01:53.590 Bad. Bad. Bad. Try not to get old. It sucks. 00:01:53.950 --> 00:01:58.420 Yeah. Get it. Trust me. I threw out my back sneezing 00:01:58.420 --> 00:02:04.019 the other day. So, you know, I get it. But, of 00:02:04.019 --> 00:02:05.939 course, what we usually start with is we talk 00:02:05.939 --> 00:02:08.439 about what we are drinking. So, Jim, what do 00:02:08.439 --> 00:02:11.939 you got over there? Well, I know I'm pretty sure 00:02:11.939 --> 00:02:14.520 what you're drinking is usually beer related. 00:02:14.560 --> 00:02:17.379 Yes, usually. You can drink whatever. I mean, 00:02:17.400 --> 00:02:21.280 we've had guys drink tea on the show. Okay. All 00:02:21.280 --> 00:02:24.930 right. Nothing's wrong. Right now, I am drinking 00:02:24.930 --> 00:02:31.150 a combination of, one, a Bud Light Seltzer with 00:02:31.150 --> 00:02:38.110 a splash of Absolute Vanilla and a splash of 00:02:38.110 --> 00:02:41.789 Coke Zero. Wow. All right. It's a concoction. 00:02:42.270 --> 00:02:47.830 What's the seltzer flavor? This one is watermelon. 00:02:48.370 --> 00:02:51.189 Oh, okay. I didn't expect watermelon, I got to 00:02:51.189 --> 00:02:54.349 say. Yeah. You just mix it. You just dump it 00:02:54.349 --> 00:02:58.310 all together and it feels like summer. I love 00:02:58.310 --> 00:03:00.969 it. It feels like summer. It's fine. It's great. 00:03:01.490 --> 00:03:04.849 Yes. It's fantastic. Oh my gosh. What also feels 00:03:04.849 --> 00:03:07.389 like summer is I've got this drippy over here 00:03:07.389 --> 00:03:10.330 from Sycamore Brewing. Obviously my green screen 00:03:10.330 --> 00:03:12.810 is going crazy behind me. I always do this because 00:03:12.810 --> 00:03:15.469 of the dog whenever he walks in, but it's got 00:03:15.469 --> 00:03:21.400 a melty popsicle on it. It's a IPA. Pretty sure 00:03:21.400 --> 00:03:23.580 it's a New England style. I can't remember. But 00:03:23.580 --> 00:03:28.620 it's good. I don't know. That doesn't look like 00:03:28.620 --> 00:03:34.199 a good face. As long as we can see you. So it 00:03:34.199 --> 00:03:37.639 says that it's a creamsicle and then like tropical 00:03:37.639 --> 00:03:42.300 mango. That sounds fantastic. Well, I'm not a 00:03:42.300 --> 00:03:45.620 huge mango fan. That's what my problem is. I 00:03:45.620 --> 00:03:48.939 think if it didn't have mango, I might be a little 00:03:48.939 --> 00:03:51.060 more on board because like creamsicle. sounds 00:03:51.060 --> 00:03:54.719 perfect yeah um it's not bad it's not like it's 00:03:54.719 --> 00:03:57.039 i could definitely drink this i probably should 00:03:57.039 --> 00:03:58.580 have read it in the store before i just grabbed 00:03:58.580 --> 00:04:03.139 it and said cool drippy there we go you know 00:04:03.139 --> 00:04:05.319 there's a lot of there's a lot of people that 00:04:05.319 --> 00:04:08.520 i know that do not like mango things just as 00:04:08.520 --> 00:04:12.699 a general rule yeah i'm one of those um we got 00:04:12.699 --> 00:04:16.279 um what is it truly truly has the mango in it 00:04:16.279 --> 00:04:18.579 and claire would have to drink those all because 00:04:18.579 --> 00:04:23.230 i'm not uh No, not me. Yeah. When, when her friend 00:04:23.230 --> 00:04:24.889 and her friends get into the truly is the only 00:04:24.889 --> 00:04:26.589 ones that are left in the night. It's the mango. 00:04:26.670 --> 00:04:31.889 So I'm stuck. So you're a mango fan. I would 00:04:31.889 --> 00:04:35.850 say fan. I'm a mango tolerator. Okay. Mango by 00:04:35.850 --> 00:04:41.449 association. Mango by association. Well, that 00:04:41.449 --> 00:04:44.670 brings us to the fun part. So we did a marble 00:04:44.670 --> 00:04:48.110 race, which he watched everyone. It seems like. 00:04:48.779 --> 00:04:51.540 I watched every Marvel race all the way through. 00:04:51.759 --> 00:04:56.920 Some of those areas of the Marvel race were very 00:04:56.920 --> 00:04:59.279 frustrating to watch. Yes, the conveyor belt 00:04:59.279 --> 00:05:01.139 was the one that drove me the most nuts because 00:05:01.139 --> 00:05:03.920 nobody could get passed on the first try. Right. 00:05:04.980 --> 00:05:07.759 So we did a Marvel race for bad movies. We started 00:05:07.759 --> 00:05:10.620 with eight, and each day one was eliminated, 00:05:10.699 --> 00:05:13.600 and we got our bad movie from it. That brings 00:05:13.600 --> 00:05:19.120 us to 2015's Hot Pursuit. I didn't realize that 00:05:19.120 --> 00:05:22.300 there was another Hot Pursuit, by the way. That 00:05:22.300 --> 00:05:24.819 was something I completely learned from trying 00:05:24.819 --> 00:05:28.079 to Google Hot Pursuit. Right. When you Google 00:05:28.079 --> 00:05:31.699 this Hot Pursuit, or when you Google Hot Pursuit, 00:05:31.720 --> 00:05:34.060 this is the third or fourth thing that comes 00:05:34.060 --> 00:05:37.980 up past the other Hot Pursuit, and then the Hot 00:05:37.980 --> 00:05:41.459 Pursuit video games. Right. I did know about 00:05:41.459 --> 00:05:44.180 Hot Pursuit video games. That is true. I looked 00:05:44.180 --> 00:05:47.040 up movie, so I guess I never got the Google search 00:05:47.040 --> 00:05:49.300 for that one. But there was that one. And then 00:05:49.300 --> 00:05:52.579 what's the other one as I'm pulling it up, talking 00:05:52.579 --> 00:05:58.959 to you? It was. Of course, it's going to be tough 00:05:58.959 --> 00:06:03.860 to find now. Is it John Cusack? It's John Cusack. 00:06:03.939 --> 00:06:08.800 That's it. Yes. So John Cusack movie. Completely 00:06:08.800 --> 00:06:12.720 different movie than what we've got. And it's 00:06:12.720 --> 00:06:15.639 actually funny. So I just. Pulled up the Apple 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:17.720 TV plus description. Cause you can apparently 00:06:17.720 --> 00:06:21.000 rent it and watch on Apple TV plus. So it has 00:06:21.000 --> 00:06:24.000 hot pursuit. It has 1987. It talks about the 00:06:24.000 --> 00:06:27.339 John Cusack one, but the image is still the 2015. 00:06:30.920 --> 00:06:33.199 That's interesting. Wow. I never thought I'd 00:06:33.199 --> 00:06:35.139 catch that one, but this is the one starring 00:06:35.139 --> 00:06:38.560 Reese Witherspoon and Sophia Vergara, which is 00:06:38.560 --> 00:06:44.470 also brought about the best dad joke ever. You 00:06:44.470 --> 00:06:47.569 know this one, right? I have to hear it again. 00:06:47.970 --> 00:06:50.910 Okay. Did you hear about that actress that got 00:06:50.910 --> 00:06:54.250 stabbed? Reese something, something or other. 00:06:56.990 --> 00:06:59.410 And then person usually says, but you've heard 00:06:59.410 --> 00:07:01.970 it before, Witherspoon. And you go, no, with 00:07:01.970 --> 00:07:08.209 a knife. With a knife. It's so stupid, but it's 00:07:08.209 --> 00:07:10.329 so good. And every time I see Reese Witherspoon, 00:07:10.410 --> 00:07:13.850 that's immediately what I think. That's a good 00:07:13.850 --> 00:07:18.509 one. They purposely made her look terrible. Yes, 00:07:18.509 --> 00:07:22.730 they did. Yes. So she plays Cooper, our main 00:07:22.730 --> 00:07:29.910 cop. I know she's from the South, but how did 00:07:29.910 --> 00:07:37.230 you feel about that accent? Wow. I'm going to 00:07:37.230 --> 00:07:38.769 throw you out on the bus on that one apparently 00:07:38.769 --> 00:07:43.500 first. Yeah. You know what? I mean. it it seems 00:07:43.500 --> 00:07:48.180 like it's her go -to accent which she is from 00:07:48.180 --> 00:07:52.120 new orleans right but right yeah and we both 00:07:52.120 --> 00:07:54.759 know someone with a very thick new orleans accent 00:07:54.759 --> 00:07:56.980 and this doesn't sound anything like that no 00:07:56.980 --> 00:08:01.560 exactly but basically she plays a cop who's screwed 00:08:01.560 --> 00:08:08.660 up who uh is a verb she coopered it and so now 00:08:08.660 --> 00:08:11.699 she's on basically protection detail she has 00:08:11.699 --> 00:08:16.180 to be on this transfer to get these two people 00:08:16.180 --> 00:08:20.319 who are going to uh they're going to testify 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:22.699 yes thank you i can't think of the word jeez 00:08:22.699 --> 00:08:25.879 i i'm broken today i worked already like i've 00:08:25.879 --> 00:08:28.639 been up since 5 a .m this is going to be an interesting 00:08:28.639 --> 00:08:30.459 episode just in the fact that i'm not going to 00:08:30.459 --> 00:08:32.460 be able to think of normal words like testify 00:08:35.080 --> 00:08:37.779 But there's two people that are going to testify 00:08:37.779 --> 00:08:41.080 against this big mob boss. One runs the money 00:08:41.080 --> 00:08:44.759 and the other is his wife. It's Sofia Vergara 00:08:44.759 --> 00:08:47.000 playing the wife. That's the one you really need 00:08:47.000 --> 00:08:50.460 to know. And they need to get them to Dallas 00:08:50.460 --> 00:08:53.860 to be in protective custody. And all hell breaks 00:08:53.860 --> 00:08:57.899 loose, pretty much. All hell breaks loose, yes. 00:08:58.360 --> 00:09:03.210 I love the way that... imdb describes her as 00:09:03.210 --> 00:09:07.129 an uptight and by the book cop because aren't 00:09:07.129 --> 00:09:13.669 they all i'll definitely agree with uh yeah uptight 00:09:13.669 --> 00:09:16.730 and by the book is the basically that was the 00:09:16.730 --> 00:09:19.490 character description and that's the level we 00:09:19.490 --> 00:09:24.230 got yes she was never degree yeah she was never 00:09:24.230 --> 00:09:26.909 really anything other than an uptight by the 00:09:26.909 --> 00:09:32.899 book cop yeah Basically, all hell breaks loose 00:09:32.899 --> 00:09:35.580 when they get to the house. The husband is shot. 00:09:36.059 --> 00:09:40.179 The other agent is shot. But there's two groups 00:09:40.179 --> 00:09:43.679 of kidnappers almost or two people trying or 00:09:43.679 --> 00:09:47.440 two groups of two trying to get past the cops 00:09:47.440 --> 00:09:51.000 and get to these two. One group is Hispanic. 00:09:51.080 --> 00:09:54.240 The other group is white and wearing masks. And 00:09:54.240 --> 00:09:56.899 wouldn't you know it? They happen to be dirty 00:09:56.899 --> 00:10:03.620 cops. Of course. So they escape in Sofia Vergara's 00:10:03.620 --> 00:10:07.139 Daniela's, I guess, Mrs. Riva. They escape in 00:10:07.139 --> 00:10:10.620 her. That car was beautiful and I can't think 00:10:10.620 --> 00:10:14.019 of it now. It was. Was that the Cadillac? That 00:10:14.019 --> 00:10:17.460 was the Cadillac. Yes. And that big. Yeah. Yeah. 00:10:17.480 --> 00:10:20.039 It was missing. It was a set of horns. Yes. Yeah. 00:10:20.139 --> 00:10:23.279 Right. That was probably the best part of this 00:10:23.279 --> 00:10:28.120 movie was the car. Nothing else. Yeah. I would 00:10:28.120 --> 00:10:32.379 agree there. The two dirty cops they work with 00:10:32.379 --> 00:10:35.799 Cooper and she basically they get sent to pick 00:10:35.799 --> 00:10:38.059 her up and that's how she learns they were dirty 00:10:38.059 --> 00:10:42.620 cops. And so they just need to get away and they 00:10:42.620 --> 00:10:45.240 need to escape and there's shenanigans in a bathroom. 00:10:46.080 --> 00:10:51.159 There's lots of reasons for Sophia and Reese 00:10:51.159 --> 00:10:55.279 to touch each other. Apparently not enough because 00:10:55.279 --> 00:11:00.309 it didn't help. No. The one scene didn't do it 00:11:00.309 --> 00:11:05.330 for you? It was getting there. It certainly did 00:11:05.330 --> 00:11:07.850 it for... What's his name? It shot his finger 00:11:07.850 --> 00:11:11.649 off. Jim Gaffigan. Jim Gaffigan, yeah. I can't 00:11:11.649 --> 00:11:14.009 believe he's in that movie, too. It also was 00:11:14.009 --> 00:11:17.610 enough... The lip lock scene was enough to make 00:11:17.610 --> 00:11:21.110 this movie a 2015 nominee for Teen Choice Awards 00:11:21.110 --> 00:11:26.269 for Best Lip Lock. Really? Yes. There's four... 00:11:26.700 --> 00:11:29.200 Teen Choice Awards this movie was nominated for. 00:11:29.399 --> 00:11:32.600 I don't know what that says for the future of 00:11:32.600 --> 00:11:35.919 our teenage generation. Right. We've got Lip 00:11:35.919 --> 00:11:39.519 Lock. We've got Best Hissy Fit from Reese Witherspoon. 00:11:40.980 --> 00:11:44.559 The Choice Movie Actress in a Comedy for Reese 00:11:44.559 --> 00:11:47.940 Witherspoon. And then finally, the Chemistry 00:11:47.940 --> 00:11:53.139 Award between the two. Did they win the Chemistry 00:11:53.139 --> 00:11:58.179 Award? No. Four nominees, no winners, surprisingly. 00:11:58.299 --> 00:12:00.860 I don't know how they managed to get out without 00:12:00.860 --> 00:12:05.480 winning one. You have to work hard to not win. 00:12:05.700 --> 00:12:07.980 Apparently. Part of me kind of wants to know 00:12:07.980 --> 00:12:11.259 now who won. Part of me also does not want to 00:12:11.259 --> 00:12:16.539 look it up at all. Teen Choice Awards from 2015. 00:12:17.580 --> 00:12:21.059 Let's find it. We got to know. They had Choice 00:12:21.059 --> 00:12:23.600 Instagrammer that year, by the way, as well. 00:12:24.159 --> 00:12:27.500 so that's something for you if you if you want 00:12:27.500 --> 00:12:31.519 to know about choice instagrammer uh the winner 00:12:31.519 --> 00:12:34.000 for choice movie actress was anna kendrick and 00:12:34.000 --> 00:12:38.639 pitch perfect two we've got let's see where else 00:12:38.639 --> 00:12:43.399 where else chemistry um wow that was a bad year 00:12:43.399 --> 00:12:46.500 for chemistry uh pitch perfect two won that one 00:12:46.500 --> 00:12:51.899 too that was anna kendrick and britney snow Best 00:12:51.899 --> 00:12:56.039 Chemistry also nominated Furious 7, Horrible 00:12:56.039 --> 00:13:00.019 Bosses 2, Dumb and Dumber 2, Me and Earl and 00:13:00.019 --> 00:13:05.179 the Dying Girl, and The Maze Runner. That's just 00:13:05.179 --> 00:13:09.659 a laundry list of the most amazing films ever 00:13:09.659 --> 00:13:11.700 to be put on screen. I mean, if you were to look 00:13:11.700 --> 00:13:15.460 at 2015 as a year and choose your best film of 00:13:15.460 --> 00:13:18.899 that, the only one I have an argument for maybe 00:13:18.899 --> 00:13:22.759 is Furious 7. And just because how they handled 00:13:22.759 --> 00:13:28.240 the end of that movie. I agree. Best Lip Lock 00:13:28.240 --> 00:13:33.220 went to the Divergent series, Insurgent. So... 00:13:33.220 --> 00:13:39.039 I'm very sad that Hot Pursuit didn't win for 00:13:39.039 --> 00:13:40.840 that one, at least, because they definitely tried. 00:13:41.279 --> 00:13:47.799 They did. They did. So yeah, there's just a lot 00:13:47.799 --> 00:13:49.620 of reasons for these two to touch each other 00:13:49.620 --> 00:13:52.500 a lot. In the bathroom scene, she pushes her 00:13:52.500 --> 00:13:55.799 through the window by her butt and then they 00:13:55.799 --> 00:13:59.120 get to a point where they are on a truck and 00:13:59.120 --> 00:14:01.919 they get to the owner and they're basically trying 00:14:01.919 --> 00:14:04.000 to find a way to steal his truck so they can 00:14:04.000 --> 00:14:09.379 get past. And when the owner finds them, the 00:14:09.379 --> 00:14:12.960 first thing Sofia Vergara does is start to like... 00:14:14.159 --> 00:14:17.679 feel her up and everything like that and they 00:14:17.679 --> 00:14:20.980 get to a point where it's just this awkward kiss 00:14:20.980 --> 00:14:25.919 as well and that's pretty much all i got for 00:14:25.919 --> 00:14:31.899 comedy in this movie yeah i mean i'll be honest 00:14:31.899 --> 00:14:38.299 um to be of regards um made me laugh more than 00:14:38.299 --> 00:14:42.870 once I was expecting a 0 out of 10, and I got 00:14:42.870 --> 00:14:51.149 about 2 out of 10 on her comedy scale. I will 00:14:51.149 --> 00:14:53.929 say Sofia Vergara was pretty decent for this. 00:14:54.129 --> 00:14:57.149 I mean, the writing was crap all the way around, 00:14:57.289 --> 00:15:01.590 but for her at least, what she was working with, 00:15:01.690 --> 00:15:03.649 I could see her in another movie with better 00:15:03.649 --> 00:15:09.019 writing. Yes. Yes. And it's funny that I say 00:15:09.019 --> 00:15:12.500 that compared to Reese Witherspoon, who has more 00:15:12.500 --> 00:15:17.539 movies with better writing. A few. Yeah, just 00:15:17.539 --> 00:15:21.580 a couple. I'm trying to think who else in this 00:15:21.580 --> 00:15:25.299 movie is worth mentioning. And really, it's a 00:15:25.299 --> 00:15:32.799 crapshoot at that point. It is. There's a... 00:15:34.250 --> 00:15:38.429 In the cast, there's a guy who's referred to 00:15:38.429 --> 00:15:41.509 as Pudgy Guy, which I can only assume is the 00:15:41.509 --> 00:15:43.769 guy in the bathroom helping him get out the window. 00:15:43.970 --> 00:15:47.070 Gotta be the bathroom guy. Kim Collins, the Pudgy 00:15:47.070 --> 00:15:52.110 Guy? Yes. I want to see the script and see if 00:15:52.110 --> 00:15:54.250 he's actually called Pudgy Guy or if they just 00:15:54.250 --> 00:15:56.950 needed a name for him, like random passerby. 00:15:57.070 --> 00:16:01.009 We're going to call him Pudgy Guy. I mean, biker 00:16:01.009 --> 00:16:03.340 in toilet would have been. Biker and toilet. 00:16:03.460 --> 00:16:06.820 Yes, there you go. So one of the things about 00:16:06.820 --> 00:16:11.240 this movie that I wanted to mention is normally 00:16:11.240 --> 00:16:13.480 we talk about predictability with these bad movies 00:16:13.480 --> 00:16:16.419 and how predictable some of these movies can 00:16:16.419 --> 00:16:18.759 get. And that's just paint by numbers and that 00:16:18.759 --> 00:16:22.600 kind of thing. I'm actually surprised how unpredictable 00:16:22.600 --> 00:16:25.720 this movie is, mostly because they tried for 00:16:25.720 --> 00:16:31.360 a twist every single second they could. there's 00:16:31.360 --> 00:16:34.840 a lot of twists that came back to predictability 00:16:34.840 --> 00:16:38.120 in the end maybe i guess i mean yeah probably 00:16:38.120 --> 00:16:41.759 the end definitely um because what you think 00:16:41.759 --> 00:16:43.879 is that it's just these two and they're finally 00:16:43.879 --> 00:16:45.539 starting to get along and then all of a sudden 00:16:45.539 --> 00:16:48.279 one of them backstabs the other and a lot of 00:16:48.279 --> 00:16:51.320 the time that was sofia vagara uh because we 00:16:51.320 --> 00:16:55.059 learned that the mob boss killed her brother 00:16:55.059 --> 00:16:59.700 and so what her goal was the whole time is not 00:17:00.159 --> 00:17:06.819 To send him to jail. But to get revenge. So every 00:17:06.819 --> 00:17:10.259 time. That we think. Oh they're finally getting 00:17:10.259 --> 00:17:13.660 along. Then Sofia Vergara has to say. Nope I'm 00:17:13.660 --> 00:17:18.920 just kidding. I'm just messing with you. There's 00:17:18.920 --> 00:17:26.400 a lot of. There's a lot of. Gun. I'm trying to 00:17:26.400 --> 00:17:29.759 think. but basically they just kind of trade 00:17:29.759 --> 00:17:32.059 the gun back and forth uh every other scene to 00:17:32.059 --> 00:17:34.220 who's going to be in charge of this yeah right 00:17:34.220 --> 00:17:40.019 exactly yep i would agree with that i've just 00:17:40.019 --> 00:17:42.420 switched back to the imdb page and it's playing 00:17:42.420 --> 00:17:44.960 the trailer again and i'm looking at this going 00:17:44.960 --> 00:17:46.960 these aren't even the best scenes what the heck 00:17:46.960 --> 00:17:51.759 they did reference give away the best scenes 00:17:51.759 --> 00:17:54.410 in the trailer Yeah, right. Of course. They did 00:17:54.410 --> 00:17:57.190 reference the constant joke where they talk about 00:17:57.190 --> 00:18:01.009 basically everybody is thinking that they're 00:18:01.009 --> 00:18:05.289 runaways and that they are the ones that are 00:18:05.289 --> 00:18:08.009 doing the wrong thing. And they do a constant 00:18:08.009 --> 00:18:12.089 joke where they reference that Reese Witherspoon 00:18:12.089 --> 00:18:15.369 is like 4 '11 and that Sofia Vergara is like 00:18:15.369 --> 00:18:18.809 40 or something or 50 or they keep going up each 00:18:18.809 --> 00:18:22.259 time. And I will say that was a good one. That 00:18:22.259 --> 00:18:26.319 was good. Absolutely. That's one of the things 00:18:26.319 --> 00:18:30.880 that Sofia Vergara's accent, which at this point, 00:18:30.900 --> 00:18:33.920 I think she's, she's accenting her accent for 00:18:33.920 --> 00:18:37.460 comedic purposes. I think it works pretty good. 00:18:37.539 --> 00:18:40.660 That's probably the most laughs that I got. Yes, 00:18:40.759 --> 00:18:43.359 I agree with that. And then the one scene on 00:18:43.359 --> 00:18:45.019 the bus where they're speaking Spanish back and 00:18:45.019 --> 00:18:47.319 forth, I do find that one kind of funny because 00:18:47.319 --> 00:18:50.500 the just, she's just like speaking fluent Spanish 00:18:50.500 --> 00:18:58.720 and it's just like, see poquito yeah yes um it's 00:18:58.720 --> 00:19:03.799 to uh you know show my age obviously because 00:19:03.799 --> 00:19:05.559 we're gonna we're gonna get to this every time 00:19:05.559 --> 00:19:07.619 we have a conversation about the things that 00:19:07.619 --> 00:19:10.720 i hearken back to think about these things reminded 00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:13.759 me of the um the jack benny mel blake sketch 00:19:13.759 --> 00:19:18.659 back in 1950 on the jack benny show when uh I 00:19:18.659 --> 00:19:22.339 know exactly what you're talking about. Google 00:19:22.339 --> 00:19:25.819 it, kids, Google. It's not offensive at all. 00:19:27.279 --> 00:19:33.799 Okay. Well, now I'm not interested. You know, 00:19:33.819 --> 00:19:35.400 halfway through this movie, I was expecting, 00:19:35.619 --> 00:19:38.779 I don't know if you've seen the latest series 00:19:38.779 --> 00:19:43.180 of Black Mirror. I have not yet. The first, I 00:19:43.180 --> 00:19:44.839 believe it's the first episode of season six 00:19:44.839 --> 00:19:48.759 of Black Mirror. There is a... really good episode 00:19:48.759 --> 00:19:54.599 that Selma Hayek's in and it's kind of a it's 00:19:54.599 --> 00:19:58.740 you know it's Black Mirror so it's but Selma 00:19:58.740 --> 00:20:01.259 Hayek is playing Selma Hayek and somebody else 00:20:01.259 --> 00:20:02.980 is playing someone who's supposed to be Selma 00:20:02.980 --> 00:20:05.640 Hayek halfway through this movie if you've seen 00:20:05.640 --> 00:20:07.779 that it's what halfway through this movie I have 00:20:07.779 --> 00:20:11.920 expected Selma Hayek to come in and play Safiya 00:20:11.920 --> 00:20:17.089 Vergara for stealing her bit so I could see that 00:20:17.089 --> 00:20:20.190 actually. She just comes in out of nowhere and 00:20:20.190 --> 00:20:22.130 you're just like, is that a different actress? 00:20:22.710 --> 00:20:29.509 Yes, am I? Yeah, I keep trying to go back to 00:20:29.509 --> 00:20:31.390 the plot of this movie, but I think that's a 00:20:31.390 --> 00:20:34.589 tough go because it's just every single second 00:20:34.589 --> 00:20:37.990 is cool. We got a little further. We're a little 00:20:37.990 --> 00:20:39.990 further to Dallas. We just need to get to Dallas. 00:20:40.069 --> 00:20:42.049 That's it. And then all of a sudden it's just, 00:20:42.170 --> 00:20:44.670 and this thing happened and this thing happened. 00:20:46.370 --> 00:20:51.990 It's 2015's Smoking in the Band. Yes. Yes. They 00:20:51.990 --> 00:20:57.190 just need to get to Dallas but hijinks ensue. 00:20:57.789 --> 00:21:03.470 Hijinks ensue as they are wont to do. But you 00:21:03.470 --> 00:21:05.809 get the movie that's basically on the tin. Uptight 00:21:05.809 --> 00:21:08.849 Cop played by Reese Witherspoon. You get Hispanic 00:21:08.849 --> 00:21:16.920 wife who is almost a stereotype. trying to and 00:21:16.920 --> 00:21:19.920 she's a little more loosey -goosey and there's 00:21:19.920 --> 00:21:22.759 like stuff with cocaine there's stuff with 4 00:21:22.759 --> 00:21:27.059 .5 million dollar shoes uh because that's full 00:21:27.059 --> 00:21:29.759 of shoes yes she keeps giving away the plot man 00:21:29.759 --> 00:21:33.119 you're giving away i think we saved the people 00:21:33.119 --> 00:21:36.539 a couple hours of uh something that we actually 00:21:36.539 --> 00:21:38.599 had to spend money on which i'm very disappointed 00:21:38.599 --> 00:21:42.819 about um this movie was supposed to be according 00:21:42.819 --> 00:21:48.220 to uh real um God, real good. I'm, I'm words. 00:21:48.819 --> 00:21:51.960 They're tough today. According to real good. 00:21:52.059 --> 00:21:59.880 It was supposed to be. What was that? I said, 00:21:59.900 --> 00:22:01.460 you're, you're definitely working too hard for 00:22:01.460 --> 00:22:03.779 something. I know I'm, I'm working too hard. 00:22:03.900 --> 00:22:09.680 Yes. Um, but basically, uh, real good said it 00:22:09.680 --> 00:22:12.819 was supposed to be on prime video and go to prime 00:22:12.819 --> 00:22:15.339 video, ready to watch this movie. It's not there. 00:22:15.740 --> 00:22:19.079 You can rent it for $4 .99 or you can rent it 00:22:19.079 --> 00:22:23.299 for $3 .99 on Vudu or whatever. So I ended up 00:22:23.299 --> 00:22:27.339 spending the $3 .99 to rent this movie. Is it 00:22:27.339 --> 00:22:33.160 worth the $3 .99? That is the question. Well, 00:22:33.319 --> 00:22:36.460 considering you probably could have had two beers 00:22:36.460 --> 00:22:39.880 during it instead of just one, which would probably 00:22:39.880 --> 00:22:42.329 have helped it. yes it would definitely helped 00:22:42.329 --> 00:22:44.950 it and that night was relatively sober going 00:22:44.950 --> 00:22:48.670 in i say relatively i just finished one before 00:22:48.670 --> 00:22:54.269 watching the actual movie usually with these 00:22:54.269 --> 00:22:56.170 movies i like prepare ahead of time and i'm just 00:22:56.170 --> 00:22:58.690 like okay cool i'll have alcohol beforehand this 00:22:58.690 --> 00:23:01.349 will be great for whatever reason i just decided 00:23:01.349 --> 00:23:03.990 that i'll go in cold turkey just have one beer 00:23:03.990 --> 00:23:07.589 and then it'll be fine that definitely didn't 00:23:07.589 --> 00:23:16.160 help this one No, it doesn't. Although the previews 00:23:16.160 --> 00:23:20.319 here are running on IMDb as I'm looking at it. 00:23:21.160 --> 00:23:26.240 They keep showing them pulling each other's hair 00:23:26.240 --> 00:23:28.900 over and over again. I'm starting to get distracted. 00:23:31.779 --> 00:23:33.880 I'm going to try not to shoot my finger off. 00:23:34.059 --> 00:23:35.920 I was just going to say, I'm very glad this is 00:23:35.920 --> 00:23:38.440 an audio only podcast. This is about to get weird. 00:23:38.519 --> 00:23:46.900 Turn off your camera, please. Oh, and the. It's 00:23:46.900 --> 00:23:51.019 so Jim Gaffigan shooting his finger off. Got 00:23:51.019 --> 00:23:57.059 witchcraft or something. Yeah, it's also giving 00:23:57.059 --> 00:23:59.640 away in the trailer about the shoes. So the fact 00:23:59.640 --> 00:24:01.140 that we were talking about the shoes and you 00:24:01.140 --> 00:24:05.099 said we're giving away. So. Basically, the entire 00:24:05.099 --> 00:24:08.640 time Sofia Vergara has a suitcase and you're 00:24:08.640 --> 00:24:11.819 wondering what's in the suitcase, you learn that 00:24:11.819 --> 00:24:14.519 it's shoes. Cool, whatever. It's just shoes. 00:24:15.039 --> 00:24:18.680 And then, of course, there's the excellent comic 00:24:18.680 --> 00:24:23.019 relief moment where Reese Witherspoon is dressed 00:24:23.019 --> 00:24:27.759 up as the, I guess, Miami Vice -type police officer 00:24:27.759 --> 00:24:32.440 who's getting frisked. And the other police officer... 00:24:32.680 --> 00:24:35.220 Starts frisking around her chest area and says, 00:24:35.339 --> 00:24:39.200 nope, nothing there. Moving on. Well, and that's 00:24:39.200 --> 00:24:40.680 another thing that they reference is calling 00:24:40.680 --> 00:24:42.880 her a boy and everything like that. And she dresses 00:24:42.880 --> 00:24:45.599 up like a boy at one part. And like this movie, 00:24:45.640 --> 00:24:48.079 just they set up their own jokes and then just 00:24:48.079 --> 00:24:51.119 try to make them happen. Even if nobody found 00:24:51.119 --> 00:24:54.819 them funny. Here's a joke that we think we like. 00:24:54.859 --> 00:24:56.720 I'm willing to put it on the edge of the sledgehammer 00:24:56.720 --> 00:24:59.119 and get in the face with it until it hurts. Exactly. 00:25:00.650 --> 00:25:08.630 You look like the Justin Bieber. That was a terrible 00:25:08.630 --> 00:25:11.109 Sofia Vergara accent, by the way. We don't promise 00:25:11.109 --> 00:25:15.549 accents on the show. I don't know if anyone can 00:25:15.549 --> 00:25:19.750 do a good Sofia Vergara except her. And at this 00:25:19.750 --> 00:25:23.089 point, it's kind of parody, too. Yes, absolutely. 00:25:24.349 --> 00:25:30.039 So, yeah, that's Hot Pursuit, the movie. If you 00:25:30.039 --> 00:25:32.160 really want to be saved, she doesn't actually 00:25:32.160 --> 00:25:34.700 kill the drug lord. She does testify against 00:25:34.700 --> 00:25:37.400 him. And the shoes have been saved. They're $4 00:25:37.400 --> 00:25:41.819 .5 million shoes that are diamond -crusted. There 00:25:41.819 --> 00:25:46.240 you go. And at the end, I guess you could say 00:25:46.240 --> 00:25:49.680 that Reese Witherspoon comes out of her shell 00:25:49.680 --> 00:25:53.579 a little bit because she's wearing a pair of 00:25:53.579 --> 00:25:58.019 fancy shoes. Yes. Yes. Gotta make sure we address 00:25:58.019 --> 00:26:01.059 that she's wearing the fancy shoes. Oh, look 00:26:01.059 --> 00:26:03.400 at her. She's had such a change. She's no longer 00:26:03.400 --> 00:26:11.500 so uptight. She's still uptight. Yeah. This movie. 00:26:12.019 --> 00:26:15.539 Where do I even begin on it? Like, just how... 00:26:15.539 --> 00:26:19.599 If you're looking for a dumb, turn -off -your 00:26:19.599 --> 00:26:23.079 -mind movie, there's much worse, but there's 00:26:23.079 --> 00:26:26.619 also much better. I don't know. I got... I got 00:26:26.619 --> 00:26:28.220 to the point where it's just like, okay, they've 00:26:28.220 --> 00:26:30.859 pulled this rug pull so many times. How do you 00:26:30.859 --> 00:26:33.480 not see this coming? She's obviously still going 00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:41.220 to take over the situation. You seem distracted 00:26:41.220 --> 00:26:42.779 over there. Are they pulling their hair again? 00:26:43.380 --> 00:26:48.400 No, I'm just trying to think of... I don't know. 00:26:48.500 --> 00:26:54.279 I went in thinking, I'm going to hate this. I 00:26:54.279 --> 00:26:59.299 didn't hate it. But I don't want it to come across 00:26:59.299 --> 00:27:03.880 like I liked it. I don't want more of this movie, 00:27:04.059 --> 00:27:08.940 but I don't hate that it exists. It isn't the 00:27:08.940 --> 00:27:10.779 worst thing I've ever seen, but I certainly wouldn't 00:27:10.779 --> 00:27:16.039 recommend it to anyone that's got access to other 00:27:16.039 --> 00:27:19.559 movies that exist. This movie's been done, and 00:27:19.559 --> 00:27:25.849 it's been done better. There's no real... It 00:27:25.849 --> 00:27:27.829 doesn't offer anything new to the table or anything 00:27:27.829 --> 00:27:35.950 like that. Yeah. I'd have to say it's the best 00:27:35.950 --> 00:27:39.690 part about it is the, like you, the way you described 00:27:39.690 --> 00:27:44.250 it, looking for, for them to look for excuses 00:27:44.250 --> 00:27:46.690 to touch each other. And I'm not sure that's, 00:27:46.690 --> 00:27:52.369 that was worth it. Okay. The porn's in, porn's 00:27:52.369 --> 00:27:59.269 free on the internet. $3 .99 for Hot Pursuit 00:27:59.269 --> 00:28:04.690 or... And that's the new tagline of Hot Pursuit. 00:28:04.690 --> 00:28:07.109 Hot Pursuit underneath Borns Free on the Internet. 00:28:10.150 --> 00:28:12.809 Yep, that's pretty much it. I mean, like legitimately, 00:28:13.089 --> 00:28:15.210 that's what I kept finding with this movie is 00:28:15.210 --> 00:28:17.819 they just gave reasons. Like even the... Even 00:28:17.819 --> 00:28:19.500 the truck driver, when they're trying to steal 00:28:19.500 --> 00:28:22.140 his truck or whatever, they're two defenseless 00:28:22.140 --> 00:28:24.579 women. They could probably, like, get away with 00:28:24.579 --> 00:28:27.079 just whatever. And they took it immediately to, 00:28:27.240 --> 00:28:36.900 oh, my lover. Oh, here's my chest. Oh. You can 00:28:36.900 --> 00:28:39.099 definitely tell what scenes that you and I pay 00:28:39.099 --> 00:28:46.190 attention to. Yeah, it's fair. I think we can 00:28:46.190 --> 00:28:48.150 also tell what the director and writers paid 00:28:48.150 --> 00:28:50.509 attention to because that's the big parts of 00:28:50.509 --> 00:28:56.210 the movie. Yes. Yeah, and the fact that Sofia 00:28:56.210 --> 00:28:59.490 Vergara is wearing a t -shirt that says butter 00:28:59.490 --> 00:29:05.150 my biscuits during that scene. That was the wrong 00:29:05.150 --> 00:29:15.259 time to take a sip of beer. Easy killer. I should 00:29:15.259 --> 00:29:18.059 have paid more attention to that. No, I was worried 00:29:18.059 --> 00:29:19.400 about making you laugh and you were going to 00:29:19.400 --> 00:29:30.640 kill me. Oh, man. Well, so this movie, basically, 00:29:30.859 --> 00:29:33.799 like we've said, you just get what you see on 00:29:33.799 --> 00:29:37.240 the tin. You don't hate it. You don't love it. 00:29:37.279 --> 00:29:39.519 You don't recommend it to your friends. You don't 00:29:39.519 --> 00:29:44.980 pay $3 .99 so you can jerk off to the... scenes 00:29:44.980 --> 00:29:48.940 of them touching each other right yeah i i don't 00:29:48.940 --> 00:29:51.299 know what to say about this movie anymore um 00:29:51.299 --> 00:29:53.720 i have a rating i will buy you a little more 00:29:53.720 --> 00:29:55.539 time because i think you're struggling over there 00:29:55.539 --> 00:29:58.180 i think i might i think i have you think you 00:29:58.180 --> 00:30:00.220 have it okay all right then you go first i'm 00:30:00.220 --> 00:30:02.980 not changing my answer okay out of out of how 00:30:02.980 --> 00:30:07.140 many um out of five out of five uh zero through 00:30:07.140 --> 00:30:12.079 five zero through five um i would say to channel 00:30:12.880 --> 00:30:15.279 joe bob briggs in the last drive -in i'm going 00:30:15.279 --> 00:30:18.779 to give this movie one out of five breasts because 00:30:18.779 --> 00:30:22.839 that's pretty much what it was dang i was going 00:30:22.839 --> 00:30:26.480 to give it uh 1 .25 uh inappropriate breast touches 00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:32.740 that's hysterical right that was not planned 00:30:32.740 --> 00:30:38.559 that was not planned wow and on a sunday too 00:30:38.559 --> 00:30:41.880 we're so we're so terrible It could be worse. 00:30:44.259 --> 00:30:47.539 So, yeah, that's what this movie drove us to. 00:30:47.759 --> 00:30:49.740 That's exactly what this movie wanted to be. 00:30:49.819 --> 00:30:51.880 Let's just call it what it is. It's not our fault. 00:30:51.940 --> 00:30:58.119 It's Hot Pursuit's fault. So, yeah, that's Hot 00:30:58.119 --> 00:31:01.180 Pursuit. If you want to rent it for $3 .99, you 00:31:01.180 --> 00:31:12.539 can, but porn's free on the internet. You can 00:31:12.539 --> 00:31:15.980 get the same plot. Yeah. We're rocketing towards 00:31:15.980 --> 00:31:19.819 a Porns Free on the Internet festival here because 00:31:19.819 --> 00:31:22.420 there's got to be at least 100 other movies like 00:31:22.420 --> 00:31:25.500 this. Oh, this is completely by accident because 00:31:25.500 --> 00:31:28.119 this is just funny to me. So we follow a lot 00:31:28.119 --> 00:31:30.259 of other podcasts on Twitter or X or whatever 00:31:30.259 --> 00:31:33.480 the fuck it's being called now. And one of them 00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:36.539 is the Pornstache podcast. They're good friends 00:31:36.539 --> 00:31:39.200 of ours. Basically, they talk with porn stars 00:31:39.200 --> 00:31:41.920 all the time. and like it's it's more of like 00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:44.099 an in -depth discussion that kind of thing well 00:31:44.099 --> 00:31:46.460 so we retweeted one of their episodes they are 00:31:46.460 --> 00:31:51.500 they were talking to a bear lgbtq uh porn star 00:31:51.500 --> 00:31:56.259 and he followed us today i don't know what to 00:31:56.259 --> 00:32:03.339 do with that oh uh i i don't know how i feel 00:32:03.339 --> 00:32:07.259 about that yeah i think i think i think my rib 00:32:07.259 --> 00:32:12.299 just broke harder i just don't know what to do 00:32:12.299 --> 00:32:14.700 i mean like he's left on follow he's following 00:32:14.700 --> 00:32:20.000 us we're not following back seems nice sure he 00:32:20.000 --> 00:32:22.859 likes podcasts i would say following him back 00:32:22.859 --> 00:32:24.859 what you want to list somewhere that you probably 00:32:24.859 --> 00:32:33.259 probably yep well so i've been mike and uh i'm 00:32:33.259 --> 00:32:37.180 still jim i think That's been Game for a Movie 00:32:37.180 --> 00:32:39.099 where we ask, are you game for a movie? We'll 00:32:39.099 --> 00:32:42.240 see you next time. Thanks, Mike. Thank you.