1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,280 Hello everyone and welcome to the Every Movie Ever podcast. My name is Ben Groves. 2 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:17,600 And my name is Rob Macfarlane. Welcome to the show, a movie podcast where we ask the important 3 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:23,160 questions like why should baby never be put in the corner? Is it, is it Gremlin's rules? 4 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:25,720 What happens if she's put in the corner? Are we safe? 5 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:31,720 I hope so. Buddy, this is the censored version of the show. Swear's will be bleeped. But fear not, 6 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:37,960 dear listener, as always, the full uncensored version is available early on our Patreon for 7 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:42,840 as little as £1. Link to that is below. Below wherever you click play, you know, 8 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:47,880 it's a quid. It's a quid. How are you doing today, bud? My sadness madness is kicking me 9 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:52,520 hard in the ribs, babe. I'm getting attacked by the gray and fuzzies. That's not good at all. 10 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,880 But yeah, besides that, man, there's nothing wrong just just getting on with getting on. How about 11 00:00:55,880 --> 00:01:01,400 you? I'm OK. Good. OK. The cramp in my foot is gone. So, you know, that's pretty good. 12 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:05,480 That was a Patreon exclusive as well. So if you want to hear Ben get a cramp in his foot 13 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:08,360 while I'm trying to be vulnerable, it's only a pound a month, guys. 14 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:17,240 No, I'm OK, man. I've got lots, lots and lots on even more to do. I'm extremely tired. 15 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:22,920 I have even less time to sleep. But we move. We move. Nice. What are we doing today, Ben? 16 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:30,600 Well, today, buddy, we're doing the 80s juggernaut dirty dancing starring Patrick Swayze 17 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:35,800 and Jennifer Grey. And this week, buddy, we are answering all the hard questions about it. 18 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:41,160 Is this still relevant in 2025? If your eyes are so hungry, what will you feed them? Eyelids don't 19 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:46,200 have teeth. Soup. Oh, yeah, that's that one solved. Cross that one off. And most importantly, 20 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:51,720 this episode is a very special one because it's the start of my crazy Swayze theory trilogy 21 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:57,720 where I set out to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that one of my favourite fan theories 22 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:02,920 of all time is 100 percent a truth fact. Is the theory true, though? The answer is yes. 23 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:09,400 Let me cook. Let me cook. We chef. Let me cook. All right. So I have written the breakdown for you 24 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:13,800 this week. Oh, thanks, babe. I was wondering about the breakdown and I was like, God, I just don't 25 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:18,920 I don't have the time to write if only my best friend and pal could write it for me. I've got 26 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:23,240 it in a tone that would make sense for, you know, as if it had come from me. That'd be great. Yeah, 27 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:27,400 it'd be great. I'm here for you, baby. So spoiler warning for those of you who are the first time 28 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:31,720 listeners, we're going to just tell you everything that happens in this film. So if you've wasted my 29 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:37,800 entire life not watching this film, but intending to maybe pause and come back. But for those of 30 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:45,240 you who have seen it before and want a quick refresher, Dirty Dancing. In the summer of 1963, 31 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:50,920 Baby Houseman arrives at the Kellermans, a Catskills resort with her family. Think American summer camp, 32 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:57,080 but instead of a beast children being forced to climb trees, it's golf, horseshoes and a future 33 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:02,120 disgruntled Jurassic Park employee yelling into a megaphone about trying on wigs for fun. Yeah, 34 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:08,920 uh, yeah. Curious and idealistic, Baby stumbles upon the resort staff secret after hours dance party 35 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:14,520 and helps a mysteriously full of exposition. I mean, for the first act of the film and is then 36 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:19,240 seemingly non-existent after his worth being spent. Ben, this is, this is madness. What I'm, 37 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:23,000 this is, this is the longest sentence I've ever heard. Right. Oh yeah. Grammar's not my strong 38 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:29,560 point. Baby stumbles on a fella carrying a watermelon up to the house. This is where Baby 39 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:38,200 meets Johnny Castle, the charismatic, but sadly working class dance instructor. Yeah. When Johnny's 40 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:44,040 dance part of Penny is unable to perform due to an unexpected pregnancy, Baby steps up to help. 41 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:49,880 Yeah. Johnny initially doubts her ability, but as he trains her, Baby transforms from an awkward 42 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:56,440 beginner into a cut, no, into a confident dancer developing a deep attraction to Johnny along the 43 00:03:56,440 --> 00:04:01,960 way. So she should, that man is beautiful. Sean Connery, so she should, so she should. 44 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:08,840 As their bond strengthens, Baby and Johnny fall in love despite their different backgrounds. I mean, 45 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:16,120 there's so much between them. They're both white American dance interested people, 46 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:21,960 but he is poor. So you're right. Very different. Their relationship is passionate, but faces 47 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:27,560 resistance from Baby's disapproving father who assumes Johnny is irresponsible and dangerous. 48 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:33,480 The situation worsens when Johnny is falsely accused of theft, leading to his firing from the resort. 49 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:40,840 Heartbroken, Baby stands by him, confessing her love, but Johnny feeling powerless against the 50 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:46,600 class divide. He leaves, he's out of there. He's gone. He's Swayze. The working class has just pushed 51 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:50,840 him right out. He's just gone full Swayze. Yeah. That's a hip hop reference, Ben. You won't get it. 52 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:55,720 No, I won't. Determined to not let societal barriers define them, Johnny makes an almost 53 00:04:55,720 --> 00:05:02,600 immediate dramatic return during the resort's final talent show, declaring that nobody puts Baby 54 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:09,480 in a corner. Yeah, he does. In front of the entire crowd, they perform their now iconic routine, 55 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:15,320 culminating in Baby's triumphant leap into Johnny's arms. The moment symbolises their love, 56 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:20,680 Baby's personal growth and Johnny's ability to rise above prejudice. What a hero. As the dance 57 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:27,240 floor fills with people inspired by their defiance, Baby and Johnny share a final victorious dance, 58 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:33,800 celebrating freedom, passion and self-discovery. The fact he's 25 and she's 16 never crosses 59 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:42,520 anyone's mind. Not even her doe-eyed sad dad or mute mother. Hashtag parenting, hashtag 1963, 60 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:49,400 hashtag free love for all, hashtag she'll be 18 one day. Free love for all. The 60s truly were 61 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:55,000 a different time in 1987. It really was. Johnny Castle just walking into Anne Summers asking 62 00:05:55,000 --> 00:06:05,000 where the kids section is. That's outrageous. Ben, why did you want to do this film? I've got 63 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,920 a lot to get, we've got a lot to get into. We've got so much to get into on this, right? I need 64 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:14,520 to know why you brought this madness. So A, I'm a little bit obsessed with Patrick Swayze. I think 65 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:20,680 he might be one of my favourite actors of all time. It's 90% of the reason that I've got a mullet. 66 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:28,280 It's 60% of the reason that I go to the gym. Essentially, I found a little theory online 67 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:35,560 about Dirty Dancing, Roadhouse and Point Break. I love all three of those films, grew up with them, 68 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:40,040 haven't watched them in years and thought, you know who would really get something out of Dirty 69 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:47,320 Dancing? Right, right. Rob McFarlane. Okay. Robert J. McFarlane. So my question to you is bud, 70 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:54,680 why haven't you seen this before? Right, it's a very specific reason. If Elon Musk, he was 71 00:06:54,680 --> 00:07:00,760 gonna give me free money, I'd go, what's the catch? I don't trust this person. He's everything I stand 72 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:04,280 against. The Dogecoin. Yeah, right. Exactly. If he came out something like that, I'd be like, 73 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:10,520 absolutely not. If the town racist said someone was a good guy, I'd be like, they're not though, 74 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:15,400 are they? They're just also racist. In this analogy, am I Elon Musk and the town racist? 75 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,680 No, no, no, no, no, no. Because I'm telling you to watch this film. No, no, no, no, no, no. 76 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:23,560 Okay, good. It's better than that. So when I grew up, I grew up in a house with my grandmother, 77 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:29,560 my mum and my two aunts, three bedroom house. I slept in the back of the living room and I'd 78 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:34,440 come home from school and I was desperate to watch The Simpsons. But guess what? I'd walk in 79 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:41,160 and my two aunts would be there with the battered VHS copy of Dirty Dancing. Yes, buddy. Everything 80 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:47,560 else they watched was pure shit. It was pure shit. And so they were like, Dirty Dancing is our 81 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:52,440 favourite film. And I'm like, so that means it's the shittest film. And also it's always on when 82 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,720 I want to watch The Simpsons. Oh dude, I know exactly where you're coming from. You're not Elon 83 00:07:55,720 --> 00:08:01,080 Musk. You're not the town racist. My aunt's. Yeah, your family is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's 84 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:05,400 a great, that's a great little subject. So I was, I just, as I grew up, I've got limited time. 85 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,520 Yeah. I watched the films I watched and someone goes, do you want to watch Dirty Dancing? I'm 86 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:13,560 like, I'd rather slide uncooked spaghetti down my tear ducts. I resent it. That's a great way to 87 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:18,760 pass the time. I mean, I was also, I was raised by two women. Obviously my sisters, my two sisters 88 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:23,480 and my mum sort of essentially raised me. Yeah. They loved this film, which meant that I loved 89 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:27,400 this film because you don't have a spine. Very much enjoyed it. Yeah. No, no, no. It's just super 90 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:33,160 fun. You being serious. I'd like, peer away in around the living room as a child was essentially 91 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:37,000 how I got about my day to day life. It was incredible. With your little German dictionary. 92 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:41,320 My little German dictionary. Yeah, exactly. My brother was showing me horror films. My sisters 93 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:45,240 were showing me Dirty Dancing and weird Patrick Swayze movies. Brilliant. It was the perfect 94 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:50,200 combination for this horrible mess of a personality that I have now. It's balancing a seesaw by putting 95 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:55,480 things at the exact opposite end. Yes. That's exactly what it is. You could put things on the 96 00:08:55,480 --> 00:09:01,960 pivot. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Either end. Swing it as far as possible. Pendulum this bitch. Let's 97 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:11,080 see how he turned out. No spoiler. Unbalanced. Not great. Rob, give me your initial thoughts 98 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:19,080 watching Dirty Dancing for the first time in 2025. I have been a painted fool, an idiot. 99 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:26,680 DJ Khaled would lean in and congratulate me and tell me that I've played myself. Because this is 100 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:34,200 the most pleasant place you can spend two hours. Right? Not a single person that you spend time 101 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:40,040 with in this film has any bad thoughts. Do you see what I'm saying? Even the bad guys. 102 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:45,400 Well, the thing is the bad guy, who's the guy who gets Penny, the professional female dancer pregnant, 103 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:49,800 you don't see him. He's in the film for about 15 seconds. Literally. And the 15 seconds he's in the 104 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:54,120 film, he's pretty tolerable. And then he gets the shit kicked out of him and disappears. Yeah, exactly. 105 00:09:55,000 --> 00:10:02,440 It's amazing. There's a moment where she asks her dad for $250. And he just goes, 106 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:06,440 that's a lot of money. She's like, I need you to trust me. I can't tell you what it's for. And 107 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:13,000 he's like, you know what? Sure. Yeah, I trust you. And then she purchases an abortion for Penny. 108 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:17,800 And it goes wrong because abortion was illegal when this was set. And she wakes up her dad in 109 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:21,880 the middle of the night. She goes, dad, come quick. And he just gets up. He just gets his bag. He just 110 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:25,400 goes with it. There's none of that normal, why, what are we doing? He's just like, no, it's my 111 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:31,640 daughter. She needs me. I'm off. Everybody is mint in this film. Everything is lovely. And it's just 112 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:40,280 a warm, beautiful place. It's camp as all hell. It's fun as all hell. And it's rocketed into the top 113 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:45,800 of my eighties movies. Oh God, I love this so much because it's legitimately a brilliant film. 114 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:50,760 I love that you had this reaction because the night before you watched this, I met you at the 115 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:55,640 Boredom Gaming Cafe in Telford. You did. And we hung out with, you know, John, Jenny, Lins. 116 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:59,800 But we were sitting there and I was like, Rob, I'm begging you, please watch it tonight. Cause it is 117 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:04,200 legitimately incredible. I was fresh off watching it and I was like, go and watch it, please. 118 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:11,720 It's incredible. And the hate speech that spewed out of your mouth in my direction, Ben, you tell 119 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:17,480 me to watch shit films. You do. If you like this film, it must be dog shit. That's a fact. It's 120 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:23,560 going to be awful. I'm not looking forward to doing this. I'm not in a desperate rush to do this 121 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:33,000 at all. Hang a Billy Little Theory. You're talking about when we hung out on Sunday. And on Sunday, 122 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:40,360 I needed to edit the episode, make the reels for social and do the artwork before a job interview 123 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:44,760 the next day. Yeah, exactly. Okay. Nothing on. And you were like, Rob, watch Dirty Dancing. 124 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:51,880 Yeah, nothing on. So hate speech, go on. Yes. You were hate speech all over the place. And then, 125 00:11:53,480 --> 00:12:00,040 you started messaging me on the Monday and we hadn't spoken in a couple hours. And then just 126 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:04,120 out of the blue, you just started messaging me. I was busy. And I was like, so you're watching 127 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:08,920 Dirty Dancing. You're like, yeah, it's just gone on. And I was like, just text me your thoughts. 128 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:15,640 I will not respond. Okay. Right. And this is what you text me, bud. Cause in the boardroom, 129 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:20,760 you were like Patrick Swayze. He's not fit. His face is too sharp. He looks weird. You could climb 130 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:26,280 his face without ropes. That is just a fact. I want to. I would indeed. That guy's a gorgeous, 131 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:32,760 gorgeous human person. Uh, the first message you sent me was it's brilliant. Ben Patrick Swayze is 132 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:39,080 so fit. He is. Yeah. Just got to the first Motown dance sequence where everyone just communally dry 133 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:42,920 humps. They've got a special room for dry humping. All right. Should we go to the dry humping room? 134 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:49,240 Listen to Motown and then just grind groins together. Yeah. Also Nedry, isn't it? You know, 135 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:53,080 before he hacked Jurassic Park, he was just at a holiday resort with a megaphone. I've got a theory 136 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:57,480 on that. I've got a theory on that. We'll get to it. Awesome. I want to hear it. Let me copy paste 137 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:01,960 what I've got so far in my notes. She's called baby. It's not set in the eighties. What the 138 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:07,800 is Marengue? Yeah. Yeah. I, I, I heard they say, Oh, we're doing a Marengue. And I was like, isn't 139 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:13,240 that the barkeeper from deep space nine? Like, no, no, no. I remember the big head fella. Yeah. I 140 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:17,240 remember. Uh, and then you just started live tweeting me the entire film, which was great. 141 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:21,240 I'm just going to dig into a couple of my favorites right here. This is so clearly 142 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:27,320 hinting at kink. Lots of good girl and strength play. Yeah. It is. Keep calling everyone good 143 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,760 girl. And they're like picking her up. And she's like, yeah, I am a good girl. And I'm like, 144 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:37,000 she did the dance. She fucked it up, but he was so supportive. That one is in all caps. Yeah. I've 145 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:41,880 been nonstop smiling for like 25 minutes at this point. This has flawed writing. This is the one 146 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:46,600 that got me. And this is what made me really happy. This has flawed writing. And now we're in forced 147 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:51,000 conflict because something hasn't been properly explained to her father. It's a cheap trick for 148 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:56,920 conflict. That's as cliche as all time, but the film has so much charm that it doesn't matter. 149 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:01,720 I don't care. And I fully support this writing choice that right there. Yeah. Dirty dancing 150 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:06,280 summed up to a hundred percent. And that was it. Because so many times in the film, something will 151 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:12,840 happen and a character will go, darling, let me explain. And then the darling won't let them 152 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:17,000 explain. They'll walk out and then you've got to sit through an hour of film that you wouldn't have 153 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:21,960 to watch. If someone had just stood there for four seconds longer and gone, Oh, okay. That's your 154 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:26,600 sister, not your girlfriend. Wicked. Exactly. Like, and then you saved yourself so much time. 155 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:30,680 Right. And I hate that in films because I'm like, we're beyond that now. And that's not how people 156 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:35,960 work. We are. But people will say, explain yourself. They don't go, I'm fine without context. 157 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:40,760 I'll just go on with my life carrying this incredible pain. They're like, could you maybe 158 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:47,160 be, avoid the pain for me by just giving me more information. So I always hate it. But in this 159 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:53,800 instance, it leads to more film. Yes. And I'm having such a good time that I'm like, yeah, great. 160 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:58,040 Dude. I don't care. I don't care. Just give me more film. I don't care that this is just and then, 161 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,400 and then, and then, and then, and then, because everything is so charming and lovely and fun. 162 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:05,800 Right. Do you know what I mean? Right. Okay. And I got to say, it wasn't hate speech. It was, 163 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:12,120 it was, it was just my usual chat about film. All right. No, I had a lot on how to edit the episode. 164 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:16,760 It was not a job. It was your clerks three. You put your pickle on everyone's plate 165 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:23,800 and you always leave the hard stuff to me. All right. Yeah. Yeah. So, so enough of that. You 166 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:28,520 wouldn't have a good idea if it hit you in the puttanga mate. All right. Quoting Swayze is 167 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:33,160 literally just tickled my nips. You have no idea. That was good. That made me, that made me good. 168 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:37,160 But you're right. There were a couple of things that shocked me whilst watching it. Yeah. I always 169 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:44,360 in order. Okay. You read one. She's called baby. That's her name. Yes. Now, all I knew about this 170 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:49,960 film before watching it was that it was set in the eighties. Okay. It's not, but that's fine. 171 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:57,240 At a certain point, Patrick Swayze broke up a fight. Okay. Where a woman was in physical distress. 172 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:02,120 Right. And he pulled a guy off her and went, no one puts baby in a corner. I think you've mixed up 173 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:07,560 roadhouse and dirty. I'm one line from dirty dances. Possibly. I've not seen that either. So, 174 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:12,280 okay. Well, you've pretty much just described what half of the film is based around. Okay. So 175 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:17,160 can you imagine my surprise when at a certain point, completely unprompted with no drama 176 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:23,240 whatsoever, Patrick Swayze walks into a perfectly functional room, points at a woman and just goes, 177 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:29,240 no one puts baby in a corner with no drama around it at all. It's a totally unnecessary line. 178 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:35,800 It is also, I genuinely love it. I get it in the film, but when you're expecting like Patrick 179 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:41,480 Swayze to be pulling some eighties biker off her going, nobody puts baby in the corner. You're 180 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:46,760 thinking of roadhouse. He's just walking in to a rec room and just being like, she shouldn't be sat 181 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:52,680 there. Yeah. You're going to be so happy with roadhouse. It's going to be unreal. I can't wait 182 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:56,920 for this trilogy. It's going to be so good. Okay. Speaking of the trilogy. Okay. The reason I wanted 183 00:16:56,920 --> 00:17:01,800 to do this to start off with, I've got fan theory, right? It's a, well, I've got a crazy Swayze 184 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:05,480 theory. It's originally a fan theory. You told me about this. I want you to tell the listeners. 185 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:11,000 All right. This is nonsense. So here we go. First off, huge shout out to confused breakfast podcast. 186 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:17,400 I found this theory through them, right? Right. They presented it through, I think it was like 187 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:22,280 on a Tik Tok thing in one of their episodes. And although it's pretty thin, it is a very fun 188 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:29,000 thought experiment. So my autistic ass decided to go and watch all three films involved with this 189 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:35,400 theory and prove without a shadow of a doubt that this theory is 100% a truth fact. See, what I love 190 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:39,480 is you sold me this theory and I was like, well, this is nonsense, but now I'm really happy to 191 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:45,720 find out that we're doing three whole episodes about some, another podcast's marketing materials. 192 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:51,400 No, no, no, no, no. It was a thin, it was a very thin line that they link this with. What I've done 193 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:55,960 is I've beefed it out. All right. I've beefed it out. A lot of it's nonsense, but I've beefed it 194 00:17:55,960 --> 00:18:01,160 out. All right. This is strapping for some fun. You ready? They've discovered uranium and you're 195 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:06,360 like, yeah, but I can build reactors out of this. Yeah. But Chernobyl, right. You know what I mean? 196 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:11,880 Yeah. Let's watch it burn. So the theory is this Patrick Swayze's characters in dirty dancing, 197 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:22,040 roadhouse and point break are all the same person. Now there is circumstantial evidence slash little 198 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:27,960 nods to this theory in point break where they hint at both dirty dancing and roadhouse. So whether 199 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:34,120 this is intentional universe building or just fun little Swayze Easter eggs, right. It's irrelevant, 200 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:40,760 mate. This theory has sparked something in me and I'm here to drag us all down with me. Okay. So 201 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:45,880 strapping, right. I went away. I watched all three films with this theory in mind and I've come up 202 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:52,280 for air drenched in Swayze. I'm sopping wet for the Swayze. It's going to be hard not to shoot ahead 203 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:58,200 and spoil this. So I'll give you what confused breakfast gave me and I'll fill in the blanks as 204 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:02,840 we go throughout the next three episodes. Okay. Okay. So this is what they gave me, right. Johnny 205 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:09,480 Castle, a charming trustworthy guy with a rough side who knows how to fight gets disillusioned 206 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:13,960 with the wealthy and the upper classes at Kellermans. Instead of chasing a college degree 207 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:19,640 like everyone else, he travels the country wanting to help people, practicing spirituality 208 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:24,280 and evolving his fighting skills. This is where we get into roadhouse. Okay. Yeah. It becomes one of 209 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:29,160 the best bounces in the U S but realizes his life has gone down a rough path. It doesn't want to 210 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:33,880 continue down. Didn't like who he became. So he moved to California. Now we're in point break. 211 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:40,440 Terrick. California developed a new philosophy in life after the rich people of Kellermans from 212 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:46,120 dirty dancing and even Wesley in the roadhouse. He knew two things. One, that he never wanted to 213 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:53,160 work for the man ever again. And two, steal from the rich. Okay. So we started rubbing banks. Okay. 214 00:19:55,160 --> 00:20:00,520 The main detail that Bodie from point break is Johnny Castle from dirty dancing is when Bodie 215 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:08,920 tells Johnny that a car reminds him of a 1957 Chevy that he used to have and what car does Johnny 216 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:16,120 Castle drive in dirty dancing rub? He drives a Chevy. Yeah. He drives a 1957 Chevy. Yeah. Yes, sir. 217 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:20,520 So that's the whole theory. Okay. Just that little link. It's like a fun little thought experiment. 218 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:26,600 It's a fun little thing. I'm all here for the fun. I'm here for the fun. Yeah. I got some points and 219 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:32,200 I do think that this is, this is nonsense. Okay. I think, I think you've hit upon something. Yeah. 220 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:39,800 The idea of connected universes outside of full sequels is not a thing that existed. And I think 221 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:45,640 it's what you said. I agree. It's just Swayze eggs. It's just, I agree. The man lays eggs. Yeah. He's 222 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:50,200 an avian and just, it's just like a little nod. Yeah. But do you know what? I'm here for it. If 223 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:56,040 you can stitch this together, all right, you are going to have all the brown points. Yeah. 224 00:20:56,040 --> 00:21:02,200 So many brown points. I'm here for the brown points. So listen, I started this and I was like, 225 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,640 that's a fun little thought experiment. And then I went away and watched dirty dancing and started 226 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,960 really digging into it. And I've got some points for you, bud. I've got some evidence that I'm 227 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:14,280 going to bring to the table now. Okay. Strap in for the nonsense because it's, it's coming thick 228 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:21,080 and fast. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. So I've got some thoughts here. This is going to set up 229 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:28,440 Johnny Castle getting ready to transition into a woman into James Dalton in roadhouse. Oh, okay. 230 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:35,480 Okay. So, you know, the, you know, the dance scene after baby's dad helps Lisa. Yes, I do. Yeah. 231 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:42,200 There is a, there's like a, a montage thing, right? Yes, there is. And, uh, Johnny Castle 232 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:47,960 is like, the reason people treat me like I'm nothing is because I'm nothing. Yeah. That's not 233 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:55,400 true. You're everything. Right. And then Johnny Castle is like, I've never met a person like you. 234 00:21:55,400 --> 00:22:00,440 You look at the world and you think you can make it better. Somebody's lost. You find them. Yeah. 235 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:04,520 Somebody's bleeding. You help them. You know what I mean? So this is all like little legs where he's 236 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:09,960 met this one person, Swayze eggs. Yep. Swayze eggs. This is the first Swayze egg. Johnny tells 237 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:15,320 baby how much she inspires him, how much good she can do. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fearless. 238 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:21,560 She helps anyone that needs it. He could never do this. He's nothing. Right. But, and this is where, 239 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:27,720 this is why I love this film. Baby bites back with, I am scared and I'm scared that if I leave this 240 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:34,200 room, I'll never feel the way I do when I'm with you ever again. Now after, after raising each other 241 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:40,040 up for a little bit, hyping each other up, inspiring him to do better, Johnny does immediately. 242 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:47,880 F*** the minor, but hear me out. Hear me out. She danced real good. So what was he meant to do? 243 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:54,360 Do you know what I mean? Okay. Okay. Okay. May I? May I? Cut in buddy. Right. Okay. You may cut in. 244 00:22:54,360 --> 00:23:01,960 Yeah. Take this dance. I want to just kick against this age thing. Okay. Yeah. Because it is gross 245 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:07,800 in today's time. It's a gross thing. Like, yeah, of course in the eighties, it was less gross. And in 246 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:12,680 the time period they're depicting, it was totally normal. 1963, completely acceptable. Right. Right. 247 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:18,360 Now, what I will say for dirty dancing that is really, really rare, especially in contemporary 248 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:23,640 cinema, we don't get this that often anymore. Yeah. There's like an honest to goodness, 249 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:30,520 super wholesome depiction of desire. There is. Without ever getting pornographic. Yeah. You 250 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:34,440 a hundred percent get the intention. Yeah. You a hundred percent get the way they feel for one 251 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:39,320 another and that kind of visceral physical longing for one another. You do. Not a nipple. 252 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:43,560 There's not a tit insight. No. There doesn't need to be though. It's incredible. It's because. 253 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:50,440 There doesn't need to be. And it kind of made me realize how incredibly lazy a lot of modern 254 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:55,400 filmmaking is when it comes to depicting desire. They're like, well, the female actress will just 255 00:23:55,400 --> 00:24:02,440 get fully nude and we'll show a floppy penis. Cause you never see an erect one in cinema. 256 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:09,960 That's not true. I very recently got caught off guard on Netflix. Oh yeah. Nine songs. No. 257 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:16,520 Infinity pool with Mia Goth and one of the scars guards. Scars guards would go full tent pole, 258 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:22,040 though. They're method. Dude, it was shocking. Right. Cause I have it. I have the blue ray. 259 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:26,280 Cause you see a full one. You're like, Oh my God, dude, I've got the blue ray copy of infinity pool. 260 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:30,040 And there's a scene where Mia Goth just walks up behind the scars guard was like, he's just 261 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:33,880 done taking a piss. She just wanks him off. And at the end of it, you don't see Dick at all. 262 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,800 I love how casual you are about this. You just see a bit of, you know, she's just having a piss 263 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:42,200 and then she just wanks him off Tuesday. And you think I'm being casual. You should watch the film. 264 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:47,400 Mia Goth is like non-existent. The expression's gone, but like, and then you just see a bit of 265 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:53,320 cum land on some stones. Right. Wow. Wow. I showed this to someone the other day and I was like, oh, 266 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:58,760 let's watch infinity pool. I'm watching it on Netflix. It shows full erect Dick getting 267 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:03,080 wanked off and then an ejaculation scene. And I was like, I don't think I've ever seen that in cinema. 268 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:08,120 Just one moment. If you are listening on speakers, sorry, headphones, yeah, sorry. 269 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:16,600 Retroactively spoiler, I guess for infinity pool. Spiller, spiller, spiller. That's the one. 270 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:21,160 But no. So, so to bring it back to dirty dancing for a second, you don't need that in dirty 271 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:26,200 dancing. You don't need that. And, and I do feel like modern, midden cinema, modern cinema has just 272 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:32,360 gone, we'll go extreme. Yeah. And like, I've got no problem seeing that. I just feel like, is it 273 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:37,960 artistic? Sometimes it is. It sounds like infinity pool. It is cause it's evoking a reaction. It is. 274 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:43,560 But the number of times now I see a fully nude sex scene and I'm like, this is adding nothing, 275 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:49,640 except a slightly awkward vibe to the room. Yeah. At some point it was sort of shock cinema to hold 276 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,240 attention. Right. But it's not that anymore. Whereas it's not that anymore. Cause it's the 277 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:58,440 equivalent of Marilyn Manson in 2020. You're just like, oh, please stop. You look like my nan. 278 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:04,200 Please stop putting on the eyeliner. Why is my nan in a dress wearing on stage? But that's 279 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,640 essentially it. This is where we're at. And dirty dancing does that really well. You do get the 280 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:12,360 intention. You do get the sort of intimacy that I feel a lot of films lack these days. 281 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:19,000 Next point of evidence for my crazy Swayze theory. I should have named it something easier to say. 282 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,520 You're going to need to learn how to say this. Yeah, I've tried. I've written it a lot. If we're 283 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:26,360 doing three episodes of this, babe, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's going to get tiresome. Right. 284 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:33,240 Right. The scene where baby asks Johnny, have you had a lot of women? And then he turns 285 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:42,040 two to three different rich women every day into some sort of sob story. Yeah. Yeah. Does it in an 286 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:46,680 endearing way where he's like, it does, this does happen and it's happened a lot, but I've come from 287 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,760 call and these people are putting diamonds in my pocket and giving me money. I'm going to do it. 288 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:54,520 Obviously. Does it make me feel good? You know what I mean? And he goes into this thing about 289 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:59,160 being used by rich women who are just looking to slum it because he's a working class sort of 290 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:04,840 rugged, good looking guy and how it's having a negative effect on our Johnny boy. You know what 291 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:09,800 I mean? But she's the first woman to really care about him. And I think that's the point. Like she 292 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:14,600 genuinely shows an affection to him. Like we've just spoken about. Yeah. Yeah. Francis, which is 293 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:20,440 baby's real name, by the way, shows Castle that there are people out there that are worthy of love. 294 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:26,600 He's just got to look hard enough. And if someone as elevated as her, like as someone as upper 295 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:34,120 class as her can love this little street rat, who knows? Maybe one day she'll have a podcast with 296 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:40,280 him. Maybe our Johnny could do the same. You know what I mean? Maybe there's a bit of a life lesson 297 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:44,760 in there somewhere. Are you saying that she's teaching him because I've not seen Roadhouse. 298 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,520 So I'm guessing. Yeah. I need you to bear these in mind when you're watching it, but if I've got a 299 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:52,520 summation at the end, don't you worry. I'm going to give you some leaving points to go away with 300 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:56,360 and watch Roadhouse with. Give me some homework, babe. Give me some homework. I've got some homework 301 00:27:56,360 --> 00:28:02,680 for you. My next point, my next piece of evidence, exhibit C, if you will. Right. After the career 302 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:09,320 ending news that the Pachanga is now the final dance, instead of Johnny Castle's original dance, 303 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:14,600 I did. Devastating. It was heartbreaking scene. Right. It's cinema. I was on the edge of my seat. 304 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:21,800 Tears were on the precipice. Pure Kino. Pure Kino. So they're storming away and the baby's like, 305 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,400 why don't you just fight it? Why don't you just fight for what you want? Johnny Castle will turn 306 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:31,160 around. I can't fight. I need this job for next summer. Right. If I fight back, I'll lose this 307 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:37,080 gig. And then before you know it, I'm painting houses. Right. Right. I can't lose my dance job. 308 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:41,640 Otherwise I'm a house painter. Right. Which brings up, which brings up the very relevant point that 309 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:47,720 the principles are a luxury. Yeah. Like we'd all love to be able to stick by our principles. Yeah. 310 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:52,840 The number of principles I'd love to stick by. Thousand percent. But I need to eat. Yeah. 311 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,920 Hundred percent. And I can't eat without this job. Yeah. Thousand percent. Right. Thousand percent. 312 00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:02,840 I would love to do this. But baby encourages Johnny to be the best that he can and follow his dreams. 313 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:09,240 To fight harder. Pay attention to this one, Rob. You ready? Right. To fight harder. That's for 314 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:14,280 Roadhouse. Okay. They need it. Is he going to fight? Is there fighting in Roadhouse? If you're 315 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:20,360 saying that she says he needs to fight harder and then in Roadhouse he has a fist fight and you're 316 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:25,800 like, theory confirmed, theory confirmed, illuminati, illuminati. I'm going to be furious with you. 317 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:30,840 I'm going to be furious, Ben. It's a very tangible link, but he does fight. He's the best fighter. 318 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:38,120 He's the hardest fighter. But Johnny Castle, he fights back. Johnny Castle, you are Sean Connery 319 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,720 today, aren't you? Dude, I'm really tired. Let's not focus on it because it's going to happen a 320 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:45,560 lot. I'm not even going to try and cover it at this point. I'm going to pick it up every time. 321 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:51,640 Yeah, sick. All right. Let's see how this theory pans out. Johnny Castle, he bites back. A baby, 322 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:56,120 he's like, yeah, I need to fight harder. I need to stand for what I believe in, for what I love. 323 00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:03,720 Seems like you need to fight harder to show your father that Johnny is her guy. And he's right. 324 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:09,000 He is right. That's a super, super valid point where she's like, she's giving him life advice. 325 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,640 You told your dad about me yet? Exactly. And what does he do? Does he stick around and argue with 326 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:18,520 it? No. What does baby do? Take something on board and is like, you know what? Actions are 327 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:23,480 louder than words. Yeah. I hear what you're saying. They're building each other up. They're growing. 328 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:28,600 So now, communicate. Johnny Castle, let's see where he goes next. Hey, let's see where he goes next. 329 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:35,480 Okay. Baby does what she preaches. She sings what she preaches. She acts out what she said. 330 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:41,800 She literally, she tells her parents and the hotel manager when Johnny Castle's accused of theft, 331 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:46,600 no, it couldn't have been him because I was with him last night. He was up to his nuts and guts. 332 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:51,320 And there was absolutely no way he could be out. Up to his nuts. Absolutely no way he could be out 333 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,560 robbing purses. See what I mean? She was so eloquent about it as well to her doctor father 334 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:59,880 whilst eating a bread roll. Right. You should have seen it. It was sticky daddy. She was like, 335 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:05,640 dad, you know where cervix is, right? Hated that. Hated all of it. So baby essentially ruins a family 336 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:11,240 dynamic. She upsets her father. She's the next scene is her and Johnny Castle in a room. He's like, 337 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:17,160 you were right. They proved it wasn't me. That was the thief. It was the old couple were wanted in 338 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:22,840 four states and were on the lamb from the law. And I'm like, so charming, so fun, so beautiful, 339 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:27,560 so warm. Right. What a resolution. Anyone could have been the thief. They're like, it's the old 340 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:31,960 couple because that's funny and that's warm and that's charming. Exactly. And it's hilarious. The 341 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:36,200 fact that these two 80 year old people can barely manage to walk anywhere are on the run. Do you 342 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:40,760 know what I love about that subplot is that I got the impression because of the tone of this film, 343 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:46,200 because of the unending warmth of the tone of this film. Yeah. That old couple who were thieves. 344 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:52,040 Yeah. Even the thieves, I'm like, they're probably been married 50 years. Oh yeah. There's an endearing 345 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:57,160 story. And they got to 75. They got 75 and they're like, yeah, life's got a bit of stagnant. 346 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:02,920 And this is like their Bonnie and Clyde run. This is their Thelma and Louise. This is like a thing 347 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:08,120 that they've wanted to do for ages. And when they get caught, they're like sick. That went exactly 348 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:12,680 how you're going to do is no malice. You're going to send me to prison for the rest of my four years. 349 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:17,880 No, I'm out bitches. Right. Right. Exactly. And they're not doing that a malice. They're doing 350 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:22,920 it out of love for each other and a zest for life. I love it. A thousand percent. That was crafted 351 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:27,320 over a 4pm dinner. They saw a wallet hanging out of a bag and went bet you wouldn't. Right. Exactly. 352 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:31,720 She leaned over it, did it and they had sex for the first time in a decade. Guaranteed. And now 353 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:35,240 every time they, this film is all about. Every time they go somewhere, she's like odds on stealing 354 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:43,480 the statue. Yeah. Give you a handy if you rub that statue. A thousand percent. So anyway, 355 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:47,000 baby's done this thing. She's told her, she's told her parents, she's told this thing that the crime 356 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,160 has been solved, but Johnny's still been fired. He's been asked to leave quietly because you know, 357 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:55,240 now it's been fraternizing with guests. Exactly. He's been, he's been banging a guest daughter. 358 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:59,400 We all know it's the hotel owner's special guest. They're good mates. So he's been asked to leave. 359 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:04,600 Baby comes out with, so I did it for nothing. I hurt my family. I did it all for nothing. 360 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:09,240 Johnny Castle comes back. No one has ever done anything like this for me before. Beautiful. 361 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:16,440 And then Johnny, this beautiful human goes out of his way to go see baby's dad and try and make 362 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:21,640 things right. Incredible. For baby. Not for any other reason because she's, she's done what she 363 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:26,760 said she's going to do. He's going to try and make it right by her. This little street rat is trying 364 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:33,000 his hardest to be a better person and help the person that has helped him. That's all in capitals. 365 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,400 I need you to remember that for Roadhouse. He's helping the person that has helped him. I get 366 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:41,880 that. He doesn't correct her father and try to clear his name when he thinks it's Johnny who was 367 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,400 the guy who got Lisa knocked up and left. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All about it. He just lets 368 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:51,640 him sit in that. He focuses on causing as little damage as possible for baby because he's picking 369 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:56,840 his fights. Okay. That's another one for Roadhouse. Here's the thing. When you go, this is one for 370 00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:03,320 Roadhouse. Yeah. What you're picking is links. Yeah. I can smell the tenuousness. I can smell 371 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:08,920 the thin spider webs and actually I've already written the Roadhouse episode. So this is, 372 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,280 it makes perfect sense to me. It must be a nightmare for you and the listeners. It is. 373 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:17,000 And I'm not sorry. Just, just to rescue the listeners for a moment. You said that one of 374 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:22,280 your favorite actors of all time was Patrick Swayze. I love him. I love him. I have only ever 375 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:29,160 really known Patrick Swayze as that guy that what was in dirty dancing. He was in a ghost. Yeah. 376 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,680 Which is where the hip hop reference thing comes by the way. Cause a load of rappers would go, 377 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:38,920 I'm Swayze when they say I'm leaving. Cause he's ghost. Oh, I love that. What do you know about 378 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:42,840 Patrick Swayze's life? Let's do the early part. Let's do this little three parter. Cause as you 379 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:48,520 go through the fictional biography of the one man that is Johnny Castle, Mr. Roadhouse and Bodie 380 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:53,000 from Point Break. Yeah. I'm going to just give you little nuggets of different chunks of Swayze's 381 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:58,120 life. What do you know about Swayze? I know, I know bits of sort of trivia that I've picked up 382 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:03,320 over the years. So I know that he was incredibly self-conscious because he had a quite an overbearing 383 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:09,800 mother. And he worked a lot to try and get over that. This is why he was always dancing, 384 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:14,920 always trying to entertain, always in impeccable shape. Gorgeous human because his self-confidence 385 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:19,800 was in the bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Even though he was like the eighties heartthrob. 386 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:25,560 A hundred percent. You're totally right on that. I'm going to add violent mother. So he was born 387 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:31,080 in 1952 in Houston. His mom, Patsy, who just mentioned who was, she had a very violent 388 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:36,600 upbringing and she didn't quite manage to keep it all in her generation. It spilled over as it 389 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:41,480 often does. She was a dancer, choreographer and dance instructor, but his dad was an engineering 390 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:47,480 draftsman. Okay. But he grew up as his mother's son doing dancing, figure skating, ballet, talent 391 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:54,120 shows, all this kind of stuff, which in 1960s America, you can imagine for a boy was controversial. 392 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:59,160 Great. So controversial in fact, that around the age of 12, five boys jumped him at once. 393 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:04,920 Wow. Right now you think that's interesting. Wait till you see how it got resolved. So his father, 394 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:11,720 Jesse, a one-time rodeo champion and golden gloves boxer, incredible taught him hand to hand combat 395 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:19,320 for a series of months. Yes. And then drove him to school and told the football coach to pull those 396 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:25,880 five boys out of class so they could settle this thing in the weight shack by the football field. 397 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:35,400 Except this time the football coach and his dad lined them up. Patrick Swayze beat the shit out 398 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:43,160 of them one by one. That is actually incredible. It's all in his autobiography. He absolutely tucked 399 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:49,240 them in like glass of warm milk, soft lullaby, good night. They all lay off. Can you imagine that 400 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:56,360 in today's schools? Just as a parent, just rocking up and being like, can my son, can you just grab 401 00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:01,640 those five kids off the pitch real quick so my son can just beat the shit out of them? Yeah. 402 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:06,040 Just behind the shed. Me and you can ref what you're saying. I've got a fiver on my son. What 403 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:13,000 you're saying? So he stuck with his dancing. He went to ballet school in New York to proper finish 404 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:20,280 it until his knee exploded. Basically he had a football injury on his knee and then get this 405 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:27,560 with the weirdest. If you think that happened, bud, you have no idea. So he's got this bad, 406 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:32,200 Patrick Swayze, he's got this bad knee from a football injury. And then later, whilst he's at 407 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:37,320 ballet school, he gets an infected tooth, bad abscess in his tooth, which leads to a staph 408 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:42,280 infection that gets into his blood and settles in his knee until the point where it's one week 409 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:48,840 away from needing amputation. Imagine getting a bad tooth and then going to the dentist and then 410 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:53,320 being like, we're going to need to amputate your leg. Cause that happens to Patrick Swayze. 411 00:37:54,440 --> 00:38:02,040 That's amazing. Okay. That's nutty. So his knee shot, he can't dance. He decides to act. He gets 412 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:07,160 roles, keeps getting roles. He did a film with John Travolta and then he did a film called Red Dawn, 413 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:13,960 which also starring Jennifer Grey, also starring Jennifer Grey, but he dicked around so much. Like 414 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:18,040 he blew up a toilet with a cast member in it. And then when they came out of the toilet and 415 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:27,480 started swearing at me, blew up the two bins outside the toilet. Nonsense, which, which rightly, 416 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:33,320 Jennifer Grey is like that guy's an asshole who doesn't take it seriously. Yeah. Yeah. So then 417 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:37,880 when they both get cast in dirty dancing, firstly, he's got to overcome the fact that they don't 418 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:42,360 want to cast him cause he's got a shot knee that might explode if he doesn't brush his teeth right. 419 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:46,760 Happens to the best of us. But then also Jennifer Grey hates him. That scene in dirty dancing, 420 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,920 where Johnny is teaching baby to dance and there's that little montage where he like tickles her arm 421 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:56,920 and she's laughing her head off and he's fuming. Yeah. It's B-roll. That Swayze's genuinely being 422 00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:02,120 upset that he has to work with someone he didn't think was taking it seriously enough. He hates 423 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:07,960 it. Which is the criticism she'd said about him on their previous movie, red dawn. Oh, he doesn't 424 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:13,000 take things seriously. So then they get another film where it's about dancing and he's like, 425 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:18,920 Oh, my wheelhouse now. This is my roadhouse. Yeah. Exactly. You'll take this seriously. 426 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:24,920 This is my road. Right. And then, and then they famously didn't get on for, for a lot of this, 427 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:31,240 but Swayze says it helped the film. And I think it does. I think, I think it works that he is as a, 428 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:37,160 as a person, a very professional dancer and she's an actress learning how to dance. It's incredible. 429 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:41,880 And the way that it works, a lot of the, a lot of the dancing scenes are all B-roll. It's just, 430 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:46,760 people were filming them as they were dicking about warming up, having a giggle. There was so 431 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:50,920 much of it that was left in the film. It was crazy just cause it was like a genuine tender moment of 432 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:55,800 those guys enjoying themselves, getting warmed up to do an actual take. And the actual take was cut 433 00:39:55,800 --> 00:40:00,760 because it was shit. They were like, it doesn't feel real. What does feel real is you guys dicking 434 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:05,800 about in the dry happening to be all like goofy. Yeah, exactly. And that's honestly, it makes all 435 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:11,160 the difference. And then my final piece of evidence is the black 1957 Chevy, which we've covered 436 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:17,240 already in the thinner version of the theory, but it is, it's, it's there. Right. Fine. Okay. I look 437 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:23,640 forward to joining some of these dots together. Oh man. This had better be rock solid. Otherwise 438 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:29,080 I'm gonna, you wait, I'm gonna, you just wait mate. Cause I very much feel like I'm just carrying 439 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:36,520 a watermelon at this point. I'm just, right. See? I love that you love this film. I love this so 440 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:43,320 much. What surprises me about the film is firstly, it's all incredibly based on, um, the writers, 441 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:49,640 teenage summers, right? Her actual nickname. So Eleanor Bergstein was called baby exactly. And 442 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:54,760 she did meet a dance tutor who, who the Patrick spacey character is based on. Yeah. She gets this 443 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:59,480 film greenlit based on being in the right place at the right time, talking to the right people. 444 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:05,240 No clue how you would get this greenlit today. Right. Not a shot. There is no universe. 445 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:11,400 That's what we get today. But then we say, we say it got greenlit. It got greenlit for $5 million 446 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:17,880 at a time when the average cost was 12 million. This is the Indiest of Indie films. They were not 447 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:23,080 expecting this to be big. If they thought it was a teen interest story, they were desperate for the 448 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:27,640 abortion subplot to be dropped. Cause they were like, that is good. That is absolutely red rag to 449 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:33,400 a bull in Reagan's America. Yeah. But the film drew adult audiences instead of the expected 450 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:39,800 teenagers. And then, what was it here? Word of mouth promotion. It came to number one in the U S 451 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:47,960 and in 10 days it had broken the $10 million mark, which is mental for 87. It's mental for a tiny 452 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:56,040 movie that no one gave a shit about. It's mental that that $5 million in 1987 turned into $214 453 00:41:56,040 --> 00:42:03,640 million worldwide, which if you adjust for inflation means they spent 14 million and they 454 00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:12,680 made 611 million back. You see what I'm saying? Like that's nutty, right? That is a 4,300% increase. 455 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:18,920 With a film that is so heavy on segregation. You know what I mean? Segregation? There's a big 456 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:25,880 segregation. Yeah. Yeah. You know, the fact that there's a black male dancer and a black female 457 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:31,160 dancer, they only dance with each other. No, no, no, no. Oh, okay. No. So the class segregation 458 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:35,960 where like you've got the rich guests. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. That's baby stuff. Come on. 459 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:42,920 The segregation. If this is not with us, they're not, they're the dance people. What's she doing 460 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:48,440 here? She's not part of the dance gang. That's true. That's true. I was never part of the dance 461 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:54,760 right because I, I was a goth. So I would just stand in one place and I do the, I just do the 462 00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:59,880 hop, do the little pop, right? Maybe let my friends shake a little bit, you know? Exactly. 463 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:05,480 So it's the equivalent of you carrying a watermelon into the townies secret party house. 464 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:10,600 Right. Yeah. And you trying to blend in, you know what I mean? It's like, it's, I know it's a goofy 465 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:14,440 like joke, but you can replace it with anything. You can put any sort of war in opposites here, 466 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:21,560 race, gender, class, species, ice cream, toppers, everything works. Yeah. This is like an analogy. 467 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:28,600 This very, this very much this ran so avatar could walk. Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying. 468 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:37,000 Dirty dancing. So that avatar could walk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's the best way to put, 469 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:43,320 that's the episode title right there. I've got, I've got a game for us, but just before we do, 470 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:48,120 because this is going to light the game will lighten the mood, but this is, this is the 471 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:57,960 unlike bit, which is a Bergstein talking about the subplot and how desperate the studio were to get 472 00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:02,120 rid of it. They were like, Eleanor, we'll pay you to go back into the editing room and take the 473 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:09,240 abortion out, which is ironic. Right. She's like, honestly, I'd be happy to, but if I take it out, 474 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:13,560 the whole story collapses. There's no reason for baby to help Penny for her to dance or to fall in 475 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:18,280 love with Johnny. None of these things will happen without the abortion. So I can't do it. But the 476 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:24,680 interesting thing is that Eleanor Bergstein, the writer of dirty dancing recalled being the abortion 477 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:30,360 being important for her as a subplot, despite the movie being made in 1987, which is more than a 478 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:36,280 decade after Roe v Wade, which made abortion legal. And she said, I don't know that it will always 479 00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:43,000 be legal and very young women didn't remember a time before Roe v Wade. So I hoped this film 480 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:49,160 would help them learn not to take it for granted. I hoped they would know what it was like before. 481 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,800 That's intense. You know, 482 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:57,000 it's a bit when you consider how well America's doing with that right now. And I think all we 483 00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:02,120 need to do is just organize some watch along to dirty dancing. I'm down for this. I am down for 484 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:07,320 organizing. Just get some Republican conventions, just screen dirty dancing outside Republican 485 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:12,760 conventions. Just get 100% 100% right. Do you want to play a game? I would love to buddy. Right. It's 486 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:18,680 the, uh, it's the what's his name? The, um, the guy, Oh, the what's his face? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 487 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:25,160 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He, um, he played Vida Bohem in to Wong Fu. Thanks for everything. Julian Neumar. 488 00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:30,200 I have no idea what any of the words you just said at me. So the film, the film to Wong Fu. 489 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:35,640 Thanks for everything. Julie Neumar. Okay. It's got Wesley Snipes and John Luguizyamo as drag queens. 490 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:42,120 He played, uh, he played velvet Larry in powder blue and, and Picos bill in tall tail. He was in 491 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:48,920 that jar rule video. Murder Reigns. Oh my God. What the fuck is his name? He played, um, dance 492 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:55,240 class instructor and dirty dancing Havana nights. His, his, his brother played Gork in beach babes 493 00:45:55,240 --> 00:46:05,640 from beyond. Yes. Okay. Uh, okay. Okay. Uh, is this John Travolta? No. Is it not? Joey Travolta 494 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,920 is in beach base from beyond. Who does Joey Travolta play in beach babes from beyond? He 495 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:14,040 doesn't play Gork. Well, no, cause it's, it's this guy's brother. So the, this guy's brother plays 496 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:18,840 Gork in beach base from beyond. Okay. Keep going. He plays, he played dance class instructor and 497 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:25,240 dirty dancing Havana nights. Havana nights. Okay. Uh, you've not seen powder blue where he played 498 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:30,440 velvet Larry. No, I think I know who you're on about and the name is on the tip of my tongue. 499 00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:35,880 Okay. Okay. Not clicking for me. He played race Darnell in letters from a killer. That is from a 500 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:41,880 killer. He played Jack McLeod in three wishes. Oh my God. He appeared as himself as the player in 501 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:48,280 the player. He was Sam Wheat in ghost. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Keep 502 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:55,160 it going. He was, uh, he was, he was nomad in steel Dawn. Oh, keep it going. My dick's tingling. 503 00:46:55,160 --> 00:47:00,200 Keep it going. Okay. He was Johnny Castle in dirty dancing. Yeah, he was. Keep it going. 504 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:09,160 He was, uh, he was James Dalton in roadhouse. Yeah. He was, uh, oh God, what was the, 505 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:12,440 he was Jim Cunningham and Donnie Darko. It's on the tip of my tongue. 506 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:20,840 It's Joey Travolta. There you go. No, it's not. It's Patrick Swayze. Obviously. Brother 507 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:26,840 played Gork in beach base from beyond. He played a drag queen called Vida Bohem with Wesley Snipes 508 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:33,400 and John Leguiziamo Leguiziamo and he played velvet Larry in powder blue. He was in a jar rule video. 509 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:38,680 Do you know what I think he's incredible? He played unnamed dance class instructor in the 510 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:47,720 2011 spin-off of dirty dancing. I've noticed that 2004. Sorry. 2004. Okay. So we're talking about 511 00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:54,760 beach waves from beyond and his brother playing Gork, right? Don Swayze. Yeah. So Patrick Swayze 512 00:47:54,760 --> 00:48:01,000 and John Travolta did a movie together. They did. And I think it's very cute that John Travolta's 513 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:09,000 brother Patrick Swayze's brother did film co-starred in beach tapes from beyond. Yeah. That is the 514 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:15,240 cutest thing. Isn't it just, oh my God, that's the cutest thing. I love this. I love this. 515 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:21,800 Was it the outsiders that they did together? What was the film? Joey Travolta? No, Don Swayze. 516 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:29,720 Oh, stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. We got comment corner and I want to, I want to 517 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:33,800 do a few. I forgot comment corner existed. To be honest, we haven't done this in ages. I know, 518 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:39,080 but it's, it's honestly the best. I love it. All right, let's do it. Where else would you get such 519 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:43,240 wisdom? And Instagram. Steven Miller's been very, Steven Miller reviews their page is brilliant. 520 00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:48,920 By the way, I love this guy. They very kind about a heretic, our episode and the movie. 521 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:55,080 Uh, they were very excited for the Nosferatu one, but on the subject of best horror of 2024, 522 00:48:55,960 --> 00:49:03,480 Huli12 commented late night with the devil. Anyone? Ooh, right. Good shout. How did we, 523 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:10,840 I love that film is so, so good. Yeah. Now conveniently named apathy for production commented 524 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:17,880 about the killer. One of the most boring and cliched movies ever made. So, um, pretty apathetic 525 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:29,640 about it. And, uh, apparently heretic was trash according to Dick sensei. Dick sensei. That might 526 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:33,880 be one of the best screen names going. That's incredible. It's good. Okay. Well, I mean, 527 00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:38,360 it's a fair comment. It's not for everyone, you know what I mean? But it's, it's, it's objectively 528 00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:43,480 an incredible film. So he is wrong. Uh, that was comment corner. If you want to be part of next 529 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:47,880 week's episode, just find us on Instagram, tick tock or YouTube and let us know your thoughts. We 530 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:52,680 read and reply to every comment. And the ones we don't reply to it's because we're busy and we've 531 00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:57,320 got mental health issues. We're trying our best. So you might just be not that fun. You know what 532 00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:01,400 I mean? Be fun with it. Some of them are hilarious and I forget to reply to them. Some of them are 533 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:05,640 legitimately, I read them, I go, that's me. I'll reply to that when I've got time. And then it's 534 00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:09,880 just lost to the sands of time. That's good, man. I've, I've enjoyed this. I think I need to give 535 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:14,520 like a quick, a quick overhaul summary just to give everyone something to take away a bit of 536 00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:19,080 homework. A few pointers to keep in mind whilst we're watching roadhouse. Let me get my pen and 537 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:23,960 paper out. Right. It's nonsense. Get your pen and paper. Okay. Get you, get the pigeon scribbles 538 00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:30,280 ready. You ready? Yeah. Lessons Johnny has learned that will encourage his future development into 539 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:38,760 James Dalton by Ben Groves. Age 36. Age 36 buddy. There is a three in it though. Good job you. 540 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:45,560 He's learned to fight for what he believes is right, whether he is alone or not. He's learned 541 00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:52,200 to pick his battles. He is believing he can be what he wants and that he can be deserving of love. 542 00:50:53,080 --> 00:51:00,040 He's learned to not be as scared. He's gaining his view of what is right, what is just. He 543 00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:06,280 throws away his bonus to give baby the send off that she deserves. He's no longer employed at 544 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:13,800 Kellermans or bothered by his past to such a detrimental extent. Everyone deserves a chance 545 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:22,280 to prove themselves. His final speech on stage. Somebody taught me there are people who are willing 546 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:28,920 to stand up for other people no matter what it costs them. Somebody who taught me about the kind 547 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:39,480 of person I want to be. Welcome to the birth of James Dalton. The Swayzeverse. Yeah buddy. 548 00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:46,120 What are you rating episode one of the Swayzeverse Dirty Dancing? Okay so this film I've watched 549 00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:53,320 maybe three times, four times in prep for this just because there's a lot of me getting distracted 550 00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:58,520 and just enjoying the film and then like f*** I need to make notes. Another couple minutes 551 00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:09,960 lovely. You know what I mean sorry about that. Also, f***. I'm gonna give it, I'm gonna give it 552 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:16,600 a nine. What? I'm gonna give it a nine because it's been a fat ten for most of my life. I think a lot 553 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:22,440 of it is based on nostalgia but I know where this trilogy is gonna go and I need a little bit of 554 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:26,280 wiggle room. Right. If I knew where it was going and I didn't need the room it would have been a 555 00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:33,560 fat ten but I need the wiggle room. What on earth are you talking about? Roadhouse has got to be 556 00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:38,120 like one of my all-time favorite films. It's amazing. This is why the remake upset me so much. 557 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:46,360 You are a man with a fork in a world of soup. Yeah. You are room temperature IQ, hard of thinking, 558 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:52,520 painted idiot. This is a fat ten. It is a fat ten but you need some room. You need some room. 559 00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:58,760 But Ben you were like oh maybe it's nostalgia. I'd never seen this film before and I am widely 560 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:04,520 regarded as one of the most cynical men that walks the earth. Yeah. I can find, do you know 561 00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:08,840 how easy it is for me to look at a sunset and go it's s***. I've seen it before. Right. It'll 562 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:13,000 happen tomorrow. Right. What's the special about you? No, no, no. What I'll do is I'll go this is 563 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:17,160 brilliant except for that one bit of cloud. Yeah. It would have been perfect. And that one bit of 564 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:23,560 cloud has ruined the whole thing. This is a fat ten. I'm so happy that you're getting a fat ten 565 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:28,120 out of this. I am so happy. But my point is right is we've been doing so many fat tens. You wouldn't 566 00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:32,200 know a good film if it hit you in the Pachanga Ben. What are you talking about? This is insane. 567 00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:37,400 This is like, this is an incredible movie but listen, listen. If all films are fat tens, 568 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:42,360 no film is a fat ten. Excuse me, Blink Twice was an eight. Yeah. We celebrated our eight on 569 00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:47,880 Blink Twice. Yeah. Nosferatu was a 9.9. For you. You're the one giving out fat tens everywhere. 570 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:51,720 That's what I'm saying buddy. So don't have a go at me when I'm not giving out fat tens. I'm trying 571 00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:55,880 to learn to be a better person. I'm evolving into my Ben Dalton. Here's what's happened is you've 572 00:53:55,880 --> 00:54:01,320 gone into a field of sheep and you've gone, that's a, that's a cake, that's a cake, that's a cake, 573 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:06,680 that's a cake. And then I've given you a slice of cake and you've gone, it's a sheep. Yeah. Moron. 574 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:12,600 Anyway, what are we doing next week? Next week's part two. Brilliant. Crazy Swayze Theory. We're 575 00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:16,840 doing Roadhouse. Can't wait for that nine. Yeah. No, Roadhouse is a 10. I'll just give you that. 576 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:21,480 It's a fat 10. I needed the room for Roadhouse man. I'm telling you. Right. Okay. It's one of 577 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:27,000 my favourite films of all time. It's incredible. Please go and watch it in advance. Take away some 578 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:33,080 of the homework that you have and see if you can connect the dots between Johnny Castle and James 579 00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:39,640 Dalton and just see if they see if it tracks so far with you. And if not, why not? Are you mental? 580 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:44,600 Send me an email immediately explaining why, because I need to fight you in the episode 581 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:53,720 where you have no chance to defend yourself. But just before we wrap up the show, guys, 582 00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:57,480 if you've enjoyed this episode and you want to support the show, you can leave us a review 583 00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:02,120 and tell a friend about us because it helps us more than you know. It really does. And the way 584 00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:05,800 the Instagram algorithm works, the more you interact with our content, the more people it 585 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:10,440 shows it to. So if you want to help the show grow, drop a like, share it to your story. It doesn't 586 00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:15,720 matter if you only got two followers. The algorithm still sees it as goodness. And like we say, 587 00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:21,160 comments are always welcome. And if you want more show, more content and an extra episode as often 588 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:25,560 as we can get to it, you can support us over on Patreon for as little as a pound a month. 589 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:30,600 One pound a month. That's literally it. There is a bunch of stuff on there already. Guys, 590 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:34,520 thank you so much for hanging out with us. We love and appreciate each and every one of you more 591 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,440 than you will ever know. We really, really do. And to thank you for spending an hour of your week 592 00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:42,360 with us, especially at the start of the week. We know a lot of you listen on a Monday. Ben's 593 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:48,920 going to wrap up the thoughts, themes and feelings of this movie, not, not other films, no, this movie, 594 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:54,440 not roadhouse, this one dirty dancing into a little Monday motivational pep talk, which is 595 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:59,400 nonsense because the whole film is two hours of Monday motivation, but Ben's going to sum it up 596 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:09,080 and as long as it takes me to tell you to just consume. I think we can all take a leaf out of 597 00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:16,120 baby's book here, right? If you ever find yourself bored or like hanging out with a family, you're 598 00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:22,920 like, God, my doctor dad is just, it's just not doing it for me. This isn't, I don't want to try 599 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:28,280 on wigs for fun. Go f**k an older one. You know what I mean? Go slumming it for a bit. Cause those 600 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:34,920 pores, I'm telling you the pores, we ain't afraid it's going to break. You know what I mean? Swayze 601 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:40,280 ain't sweating it. Swayze ain't thinking, Oh no, you know, what about this? His knee nearly exploded. 602 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:45,080 He didn't give a f**k. He's like, my knee's gone. What do I need a d**k for? If I get a bad tooth, 603 00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:58,920 I might lose a leg.