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Hello everyone and welcome to the Every Movie Ever podcast.

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My name is Ben Grohls.

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My name is Rob Macfarlane.

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Welcome to the show, a movie podcast slash mental health check in for two broken brain

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best friends talking around their problems, but not about their problems.

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Yeah.

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Whilst, you know, laughing at movies.

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So before we get into what we're doing, Ben, let's ask the more important question.

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Yeah.

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How are you doing?

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I'm doing good, man.

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Right?

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I did something last night that I haven't done in months and it felt amazing.

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What was this?

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It was sleep.

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Amazing.

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About 10 to 8, I sat down and was like, I'm just going to have 10 minutes.

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And then I woke up at 8 o'clock this morning and was like, ah, I'm in the future.

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You woke up like Ash at the end of Evil Ted.

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I literally woke up like ass at the end of Evil Dead.

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Ash.

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That's what I said.

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Oh, okay.

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How are you, buddy?

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I've got to say last episode, we said we were swear jarring, but we weren't.

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We weren't.

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Now I censor the swearing.

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We need to watch that because it adds significant amount of time to the amount of time it takes

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to edit.

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I'm like, oh, there's another one.

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I'll just grab a ukulele sample and pop that on and play.

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And oh, there's another one.

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I'll just grab a ukulele.

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Oh, that's not quite right.

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Okay.

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So we're back on the swear jar then.

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Yeah.

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Let's just limit ourselves to not be what we were last weekend, which was a child's

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first ukulele practice.

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Fuck.

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Oh, yeah.

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Like that.

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Yeah.

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Now, Ben, not everyone likes everything.

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Sardines.

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Franz Ferdinand.

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Choking.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Not everyone.

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Pineapple on pizza.

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That's right.

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So, dear listener, hear us cry pineapple.

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It's just a short bit of the chat that might not be to everyone's taste.

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And you know, it's less about the film than a brand new listener might need.

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But not to worry.

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The fully spicy Hawaiian version of every episode is available over on Patreon days

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beforehand with all the pineapples you could ever want for just one pound a month.

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It's literally just a quid a month and you get like extra peek behind the curtain.

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What are they talking about?

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What's that pineapple for?

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Right.

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So, our potty mouths are going to be censored in this version of the episode, but you can

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hear all the bad words you like over on Patreon.

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Like cunt.

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Like cunt.

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Now, Ben, what are we doing?

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I just hear edits now every time.

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Yeah, buddy.

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Yeah, buddy.

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What are we doing?

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What are we doing this week, Ben?

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Let's get to it.

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This week, buddy, we are back on the Fincher train, baby.

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As we look back at every David Fincher movie ever, we land on the movie all about David

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Fincher looking back.

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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

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Now we've got a lot to get into this episode.

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We're going to get into the long, long road that this film took from page to screen.

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It's possibly the longest we've ever covered.

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Why this is the best romance movie I've ever seen in my entire life.

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How Fincher's camera forces you to relate to his characters.

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My wild theory as to how Fincher got into making this film.

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It is not true, but it is very fun.

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And why this is the worst romance I've ever seen.

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That's unbelievable that you've just said that sentence out loud.

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It's what, Ben?

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Sorry?

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It's what?

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I said that is fluffing unbelievable that you've just said that sentence out loud.

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Thank you for saving me the edit.

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Welcome.

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Look, this might be Fincher's biggest ugly duckling.

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I think even more so than the game.

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Even people that love the game hate this.

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Because they have poor taste in movies.

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I think it's the least David Fincher, David Fincher film.

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I think it's because it's the least David Fincher of all of the David Fincher films.

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I'll agree.

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And I think that might be part of why he did it.

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I like that.

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I like that theory.

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I like to think of it as like, you know how Panic Room was like his perfect date movie?

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And it was just flexing his muscles being like, yeah, I can do this.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I think he did that again, but this time was just sort of like, yeah, but what about if

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it's early 1900s and also an incredible romance story?

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Yeah, same.

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I hate that stuff.

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I'm not into that.

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Do I look like the sort of guy that likes early 1900s romance stories?

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You could be, Ben.

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You just limit yourself.

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You limit yourself to say that you're not because you think that somehow that's a smart

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person's thing and you're not a smart person.

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You're very smart.

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If you're poorly educated, there's a big difference.

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Thanks, mate.

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You didn't have to say that.

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Well, it's true.

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And I hate this.

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Like, oh, I don't read books because I'm stupid.

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You're not stupid.

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I do read books.

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I don't read books without pictures in because I'm stupid.

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Thank you.

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That's better.

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And I don't like it.

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You're as smart as I am.

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It's just, you know, I had the benefit of an education.

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And money and a family.

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It's fine.

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Money, no.

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I'm joking.

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I'm joking.

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It's just your accent that's posh.

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Yes, for reasons.

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Yeah.

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Which you've never asked about.

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So I ask about it all the time.

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You just give me stupid answers.

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Drama.

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Yeah, baby.

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Before we dive in, where's, where's Fincher?

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Where's Fincher?

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What that man do?

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Where that man been?

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Well, this man tried to make a remake of the popular adult animated film, Heavy Metal.

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You what?

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He tried to get a Heavy Metal remake off the ground.

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I would pay so much money to see a Heavy Metal remake by Fincher.

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That's actually ridiculous.

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He was asked about it.

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And do you want to hear his answer?

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David Fincher.

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You know, when you tell people you want to make an R-rated animation for teenage boys,

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oddly enough, they don't flock to put up cash for it.

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But it is what it is.

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Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

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That makes total sense.

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He was trying to make a movie called Torso, which was about the Cleveland torso murderer

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and went unsolved.

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All about Elliot Ness, who was part of the whole Untouchables, played by Kevin Costner.

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So he was on to crack a second cold case, essentially, right?

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Yeah, essentially.

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And then that never came to be.

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And then briefly floated the idea of a Fight Club Broadway musical.

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Oh my God, I'd pay so much money to see that.

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And that didn't happen either.

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Who would do the music?

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The Pixies?

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But it would be, it would be 2008 Pixies, which is not good Pixies.

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Ah, I see.

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This is post Kim Gordon Pixies, right?

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It's probably for the best.

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That's probably why it didn't get made.

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You know what I mean?

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They were like, yeah.

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Right.

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And I've heard, where is my mind now?

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What time are we in?

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All right.

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Come on.

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Buddy, let me, I have no idea what time we're in.

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Let me take you back.

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Let me take you back.

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Let me paint a word picture for you.

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You ready?

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The year is 2008.

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And a tiny little streaming service called Spotify promises to end piracy and finally

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get the music industry, the money it needs to pay those working and at fair rates again.

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I believed that and I went into the music industry.

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I didn't.

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And I went to Japan.

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Wall Street is totally fine.

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And those subprime mortgage bundles have been doing absolute bits for the economy.

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There's no way you're going to see lads with boxes full of their stuff pouring out of bank

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offices.

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It's 2008, buddy.

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And Barack Obama is elected to be the first African-American president of the United States.

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Yes.

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You know what this means?

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This is going to permanently end America's sad history of racial division and hatred.

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It will never be seen again, Rob.

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It is a, it is a racial utopia from 2008 onwards.

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It's 2008, my dear boy.

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Yeah.

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And David Fincher is given $167 million to make the curious case of Benjamin Button.

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Can I just very quickly say that I'm getting, it's getting more and more infuriating the

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more specific these budgets are getting.

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Gladiator was 103 and it made me feel like I had ants under my skin.

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167 is the, it's somehow worse.

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I don't know why.

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It's an odd number, but it's a big odd number.

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Just round it up.

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I feel like 103, right?

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It's that we were aiming for a hundred and then when we did the accounting, we realized

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we'd overspent a bit.

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Sure.

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So it's 103.

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What are you going to do?

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Not pay people.

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Yeah, I guess.

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I guess.

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Also ants under my skin.

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It's infuriating.

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Round it up.

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Oh, we've overspent by 2 million.

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Brilliant.

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Throw in another three.

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You know what I mean?

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In for a penny, in for a pound.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Screw it.

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And that's why you don't work at a film studio.

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This is why I failed.

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This is why I got fired as an accountant.

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You know what I mean?

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I'm assuming you're a big fan of early 1900s romance movies as we've already established.

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You saw this when it came out.

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I did.

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I did.

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And?

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Oh, you did see it when it came out.

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I saw it when it came out.

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I was not a fan.

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Why?

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So I was 20.

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And I was in that part of my life where I'm sort of like, I'm going to educate myself.

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You know what I mean?

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Mm hmm.

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Fincher comes out with a new film.

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I'm like, I'm going to go see it.

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Didn't go well.

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Yeah.

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It didn't land.

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It didn't stick.

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The books of VHS drew me back bit by bit.

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Right.

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Yeah, I was 20.

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I was young, dumb and full of enthusiasm.

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My whole life was in front of me.

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You know what I mean?

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Everything was in front of me.

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One life.

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No ragrats.

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Now, my dear boy, now my dear Rob, I'm closer to 40 than I am to 30.

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And it's a whole different ball game now.

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I make involuntary noises when I stand up.

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My one knee is somehow more sensitive than my other knee.

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So slapped.

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And I don't know why it's just happened at some point where I'm like, it's because you

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keep slapping it when you want to make, when you want to say your goodbyes.

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I do, to be fair.

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It's always my right.

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I need to stop that.

293
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It's a very dangerous game.

294
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You slap it and you go, well.

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Yeah.

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Right.

297
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I do that all the time.

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I'm a head out.

299
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Yeah.

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So watching this film again for this, the meaning of it has changed dramatically over

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the last 16 years.

302
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Saw it when it came out and I thought, what a load of tosh.

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Who cares?

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Who cares?

305
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I was a little old man growing up, but also growing down.

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Why is everyone crying?

307
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Who cares?

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Watch it this time around.

309
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And I was like, Oh my dear God, my heart is in a thousand pieces.

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Fincher has just ended my current arc.

311
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How about you?

312
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Okay.

313
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That's going to make what I have to say really offensive.

314
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I'm sorry, because I don't mean this about you.

315
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Okay.

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Adele, as a musical artist.

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Sure.

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Is really popular because millions of people think she's fine.

319
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Okay.

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Yeah.

321
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I'll agree with that.

322
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Right.

323
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Her music is bought by the sort of people that buy two albums a year.

324
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Yes.

325
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The other one was Sam Smith.

326
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Yeah.

327
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And they were both bought from Starbucks on an impulse buy whilst getting a frappuccino.

328
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Exactly.

329
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Yeah.

330
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I got you.

331
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It's people who go to the supermarket and they'll go, I'll buy that new Taylor Swift

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album because I hear it's good.

333
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Yeah.

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And then they listen to it and they go, I love music.

335
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And you go, what are you into?

336
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And they go, David Essex, Taylor Swift, Kylie and Adele.

337
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Yeah.

338
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I mean, don't bad mouth Kylie.

339
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She dropped a couple of bangers recently.

340
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Let's not deny that.

341
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Yeah.

342
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Okay.

343
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She did.

344
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Yeah.

345
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Right.

346
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She's a lovely woman.

347
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She's a lovely woman who I happen to work with.

348
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Oh, sorry, mate.

349
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Did you just drop that?

350
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You dropped that.

351
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I've already added the sound effect in the edit.

352
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All right.

353
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Yeah.

354
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Nice on.

355
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Nice.

356
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Yeah.

357
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But for me, this is David Fincher at his most Adele.

358
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Oh, that's painful.

359
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Right.

360
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And I feel like it's the sort of romance movie that people that don't watch cinema, they'll

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go see it and rather than seeing like sleepless and Seattle, they'll see this and they'll go,

362
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wow, it was really artsy and cinema.

363
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Okay.

364
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000
I'll agree with that.

365
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This is so Adele listeners can feel like they've had a real cinema thing.

366
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I agree with you wholeheartedly.

367
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It's about as weak as a David Fincher film can get for me.

368
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Okay.

369
00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:16,680
And I've actually written in the notes and I'm going to have to say it because I've written

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it.

371
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So this is just making time for me later in the edit.

372
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Hit the ukuleles.

373
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I despise this piece of movie.

374
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Wow.

375
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,560
But why I despise it is interesting.

376
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That's what I'd like to talk about.

377
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,400
Okay.

378
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That's fine.

379
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That's fine.

380
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So it's not going to be just me going, I think it's rubbish.

381
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There's a reason why I think it's rubbish.

382
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Okay.

383
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I think it's an informative reason.

384
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Before we get into that, I would just want to say for those of you who haven't seen the

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film in ages and want a quick refresher on what this film is about, so you know what

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hell we're talking about later in the episode, or for those of you who are just here because

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you enjoy hanging out with us, we enjoy hanging out with you.

388
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You might not necessarily want to rewatch this film or watch it ever.

389
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I recommend not.

390
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I recommend you do.

391
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I recommend you do.

392
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I really do.

393
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But we're going to just go through the plot now real quick.

394
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So we're all on the same page.

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Ben, I'm going to play the jingle.

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Benjamin Button is born in 1918 New Orleans as a wrinkled ball sack baby.

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His father shocked and distraught, abandons him on the steps of a nursing home, where

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a slightly too stereotypically sassy caretaker named Queenie, that's mean, she's fantastic,

399
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takes him in and raises him as a...

400
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But come on, she's written by a white guy.

401
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Oh, a thousand percent.

402
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,680
There's too many ooh-chiles in there.

403
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It's New Orleans in 1918.

404
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,440
You weren't there.

405
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:45,440
No?

406
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Right.

407
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,440
Okay.

408
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She's one step away from asking for Thomas to come in and help take care of the mouse.

409
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Kinda.

410
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Kinda.

411
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Right?

412
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,440
Okay.

413
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Almost.

414
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:55,440
Okay.

415
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,440
We're all on the same page.

416
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All right.

417
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,440
I'll give you that one.

418
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Queenie takes him in and raises him as her own.

419
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Though Benjamin begins life with the physical limitations of an elderly gentleman, he ages

420
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backwards, gradually growing younger over time.

421
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While his body becomes stronger, he experiences the world through the eyes of someone who

422
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appears elderly, but is discovering life for the first time.

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As Benjamin ages in reverse, he meets and befriends Daisy, a young girl visiting her

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grandmother in the nursing home.

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Despite their age difference, well, perceived age difference, they share a deep bond that

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will endure through the years, despite being incredibly non-C in presentation.

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00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,600
Benjamin's life takes him beyond the nursing home as he works on the tugboat and travels

428
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around the world.

429
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He fights in World War II, experiencing loss and adventure that shape his view of life.

430
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After the war, he returns to New Orleans, reconnecting with Queenie and eventually meeting

431
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his estranged father, who on his deathbed confesses his identity and leaves Benjamin

432
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,040
his family fortunes.

433
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That's inexplicable.

434
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:05,000
We're having words after this.

435
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000
That's inexcusable.

436
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,000
In time!

437
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:16,840
In time, Benjamin and Daisy reconnect as adults, now closer in physical age.

438
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They fall in love and eventually try to build a life together.

439
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It's still on the fence.

440
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It's fine.

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They face the unique challenge of Benjamin's reverse aging, which casts a shadow over their

442
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happiness.

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They have a daughter, but as Benjamin grows younger, he realizes that his condition will

444
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soon make it impossible for him to be a proper father.

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To spare Daisy and their daughter from the pain and burden of his condition, he chooses

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to leave, distancing himself to let them live a more stable life.

447
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Years later, as Benjamin continues to age backwards into adolescence and then childhood

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– stop looking at me like that – Daisy re-enters his life to take care for him, putting

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the noncy shoe on the other foot.

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She watches over him as he regresses to infancy, bringing his unusual life full circle.

451
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Ultimately, Benjamin dies in Daisy's care, his story ending with the same sense of mystery

452
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,120
and wonder with which it began.

453
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:20,280
I'd also say ending with the same sense of vague, unpleasant sexual dynamic with which

454
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it began.

455
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Yeah, right.

456
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This film is kind of book-ended and noncery.

457
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For our US listeners, nonce is a child sex predator.

458
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It's a nice fun word that we've invented to water down the gravity of the horror.

459
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:42,240
So when we say nonce, we mean pedophile.

460
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:46,760
Yeah, this film is kind of book-ended and noncery.

461
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A noncery rhyme, if you will.

462
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:52,840
It's hard to swallow at places.

463
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,600
That's a clap clap clap noncery rhyme.

464
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Don't bury that lead.

465
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,760
Thank you.

466
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:06,640
Well, it's not, it's an anti-pedo movie because its central message is even if you, as a problematic

467
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person, think that physical age is just a number, the film is a demonstration of life

468
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experience being far more important.

469
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:20,840
It literally doesn't matter what this person looks like or what age their body is, what

470
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have they been through.

471
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:28,440
He is a 70 year old child with the experiences of a child and it doesn't make it okay.

472
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,080
It's about life experience.

473
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,680
The physical look of it though.

474
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,440
That's the uncomfortable bit.

475
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:40,120
It's being a very elderly woman in love with a newborn infant child, right?

476
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,800
Yes.

477
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:46,960
The film doesn't present it as sexual love, but they had a romantic relationship and she's

478
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:54,040
taking care of this child who was once her romantic sexual partner.

479
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,040
It's odd.

480
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,040
It's odd.

481
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,040
It's odd.

482
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,040
I feel like we've focused on it for too long though.

483
00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,840
I feel like we've got the bookends.

484
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,040
It's a small part of the film.

485
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:06,320
It just happens to be the start and the end.

486
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,320
Now there's one thing that's longer.

487
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:13,280
Now there's one thing that's older than Benjamin Button in this film.

488
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,640
Go on.

489
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,840
It's the making of.

490
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,920
How long did this take to make though?

491
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:24,200
I can obviously see in the film, you can see that a lot's gone into it.

492
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,520
I imagine it took a couple of years to get it going and whatnot.

493
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:31,600
Let's go back, back, back because this goes back, back, back.

494
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:38,200
There is a short story collection by F. Scott Fitzgerald who wrote The Great Gatsby and

495
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one of the great American authors that they like to pretend are as good as European ones.

496
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:47,200
And this was one of the short stories in there.

497
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,640
You've just infuriated the nine authors that listen to this show.

498
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,920
They're just sort of like, they're sitting there, they're writing and they're like...

499
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,440
America doesn't have nine authors of no-fit.

500
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,440
Oh my God.

501
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:56,440
All right, yeah, fine.

502
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,440
Don't you think they've been through enough recently?

503
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,440
Can we not cut them a bit of slack?

504
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,440
Jesus.

505
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,440
They need to get writing is what they need to do.

506
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:06,880
Oh, there's nothing to write about.

507
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,000
Atwood did all right.

508
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,600
Now her stories have come true.

509
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,400
So deal with it.

510
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:16,880
The rights to the story were first bought by Ray Stark.

511
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,400
Tony's long lost brother.

512
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,400
Yes.

513
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,800
Back in the late seventies.

514
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:22,800
Wow.

515
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,800
Okay.

516
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:27,560
With Jack Nicholson set to star as Benjamin Button.

517
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,560
Incredible.

518
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,560
Incredible.

519
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,440
The film rights were bought by Steven Spielberg and Kathleen Kennedy.

520
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,440
Amazing.

521
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,440
And Amblin.

522
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,440
Awesome.

523
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,400
Then Kennedy and Marshall left to start their own production company, bringing the rights

524
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:45,080
along with them and started developing this movie in 1994 with Tom Cruise as the lead

525
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,800
and Steven Spielberg in the 1990s.

526
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:48,800
Oh my God.

527
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,800
This would have been amazing.

528
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,800
This would have been amazing.

529
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:51,800
David Fincher.

530
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:52,800
Yeah.

531
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:53,800
Quote here.

532
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,800
David Fincher.

533
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:58,800
Actually, I read the first first draft of this script, which was in 1992.

534
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,800
Yeah.

535
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,920
Steven Spielberg was making it at the time with Tom Cruise.

536
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:03,920
Amazing.

537
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,600
And it was mostly like a writing sample.

538
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:10,320
Someone gave me it as this is one of the great unmade screenplays.

539
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,480
Either it was they were trying to get it off the ground or it was being shuttered and it

540
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,440
sat on the shelf for at least 10 years.

541
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:22,000
Well probably nine years because 2001 is when I read the latest incarnation of it.

542
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,920
In 1998 they had Ron Howard set to direct with John Travolta as the lead.

543
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:27,920
Oh, okay.

544
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,920
It just went back and forth and back and forth.

545
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,280
And then Eric Roth got involved and rewrote it.

546
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,280
Incredible.

547
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,560
And that's when David Fincher got involved.

548
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,560
Right.

549
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:40,240
And that was a very, very long route to make this film.

550
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:47,160
And when you think about it, this is 2008, which is the sort of birth of semi decent

551
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,160
CGI.

552
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,160
Yeah.

553
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,160
Yeah.

554
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,160
Even David Fincher himself says about the CGI in this.

555
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:57,560
He's like in some of the scenes here, you can't tell that we've done CGI.

556
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:58,560
Yes.

557
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:02,560
And in others, it just gets you from A to B. We all know what's going on.

558
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:03,560
We can see it.

559
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,560
That's it.

560
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,560
It's incredible.

561
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:06,560
Other parts is Alien 3.

562
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,560
Do you know what I mean?

563
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,560
Yeah, literally.

564
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:13,200
Even he knew at the time he was like, look, we don't win 100%.

565
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:18,320
20% of the time it works 100% of the time.

566
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,320
I love this man so much.

567
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,320
So much.

568
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:26,200
But before 2008, you couldn't have done this film.

569
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:30,120
You'd have to have done a series of actors who all looked very similar.

570
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:35,960
Or you'd have to do very clunky scenes of some completely new character, actor walks

571
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:36,960
in that you've never seen.

572
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,160
And someone goes, oh, Benjamin Button.

573
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,520
Hello, Benjamin Button.

574
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,560
And you'd go, oh, okay, this is where we are now.

575
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,120
It would have been a nightmare to make before digital technology.

576
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,120
Don't get me wrong.

577
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,880
I would have loved to send that film.

578
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:49,880
I truly would have.

579
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:53,200
I would have loved to send any of the incantations that you've just spoken about.

580
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,200
Incantations.

581
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,200
Incarnations.

582
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,200
Sim sim maledictim.

583
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,200
There you go.

584
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,200
I got it.

585
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,200
That's all right.

586
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,200
I'm going to send it.

587
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,200
Let me cook.

588
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,200
All right.

589
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,200
Let me cook.

590
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:06,920
It's going to take me a minute to get there, but you know, we there.

591
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:15,880
The film that we did get might be the best romantic film that I've ever seen in my entire

592
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:16,880
life.

593
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,880
Oh, okay.

594
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,880
That's interesting.

595
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,240
Because what that tells me is that you've never seen any.

596
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,400
No, I've seen a lot.

597
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,400
See, that's my issue.

598
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,400
I've seen a lot.

599
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:27,320
Like secretly, deep down, I'm like, are you a romantic?

600
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:31,560
I'm a little bit of like, not a romantic, but I'm a little bit of like a romcom type

601
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,560
person.

602
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,560
It's like a guilty pleasure.

603
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,560
Romcoms don't count.

604
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,560
Romcoms count.

605
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:36,560
Romcoms count.

606
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,840
I like romantic stories.

607
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,840
I like romantic books.

608
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:44,640
I'm good with this stuff, but also we'll never ever talk about it.

609
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,520
Right, because when I did, you mercilessly mocked me.

610
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:48,520
Oh yeah.

611
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:49,520
A thousand percent.

612
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,200
But that's why I'll never mention it, because that will happen to me and I couldn't live

613
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,300
with myself.

614
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:56,080
It's the social equivalent of walking up to an automatic door, it not opening, but I know

615
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,080
the shops open.

616
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,760
I can never go back to that door again.

617
00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:59,760
Like I just move.

618
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:00,760
You know what I mean?

619
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:04,040
Just pulling the push door until the hinges snap.

620
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,040
Legitimately.

621
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,880
I would never be able to, I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

622
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:07,880
I'd have to move house.

623
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,200
I'd have to move town.

624
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:13,280
But this might be the most romantic, the best romantic film that I've ever seen.

625
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:17,760
And I think it hit me at a moment, okay, that I needed it more than anything.

626
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:24,120
It's pure, it's pure life lessons and it's absolute tragedy.

627
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:28,520
There is a gorgeous story, smack bang in the middle, right?

628
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:29,520
Gorgeous.

629
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:34,360
And it is, it's book, we've made a joke saying it's bookended and nonsery, but it starts

630
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:40,740
off very sad and sort of full of abandonment and struggles and figuring out what's going

631
00:23:40,740 --> 00:23:42,840
on and getting used to the world around you, right?

632
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:49,720
But you're also confronted with this one person that is living life wildly different to everyone

633
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,800
else and you get a unique viewpoint of the world.

634
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,520
And the unique viewpoint of the world still has the same struggles that we all go through,

635
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,520
right?

636
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,520
Aging backwards, all of this stuff.

637
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,240
It's all fine.

638
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:06,320
In the end of the film, everyone dies.

639
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,320
Everyone is forced apart.

640
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,320
They're all kept apart in this sort of like heartache, heartbreak.

641
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:15,040
No, no, no, it can never work because obviously it can never work, right?

642
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,040
Right.

643
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,040
Of course not.

644
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,040
Yeah.

645
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:22,720
But they're kept apart mainly for a big chunk of the story through poor choices, bad decisions,

646
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:29,640
and they all come round to teach the person who made those bad choices a lesson.

647
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:36,800
And looking at it, you're like, oh, these are lovely upstanding citizens with nothing

648
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:44,080
but the best intentions and they still veer off the road dramatically into every oncoming

649
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,360
car imaginable, right?

650
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,400
Literally in the case of Daisy outside the dance studio.

651
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:49,400
This is what I mean.

652
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,200
Dancing into oncoming traffic.

653
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,280
This is what I mean.

654
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:58,520
It's like there is not a bad will in this film, but there are so many bad things that

655
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,440
happen just off like chance scenarios and all this stuff.

656
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,440
It's incredible.

657
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:10,840
The thing that really got me is the commentary of success and the commentary of worth.

658
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,840
How do you mean?

659
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,720
You've got Benjamin Button's father.

660
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,840
Hugely wealthy, hugely successful.

661
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,840
Successful businessman, yeah.

662
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,560
Massively successful businessman, right?

663
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:24,520
All the money in the world, massive button business, huge factory, an empire, you know,

664
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,520
everyone's jealous of.

665
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:26,520
Yeah.

666
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,720
But then you've got people like Queenie.

667
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,520
House manager of a senior dementia care home.

668
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,520
Exactly.

669
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,520
Lives in a basement.

670
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,520
Existing on charity.

671
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,520
Lives in a bed.

672
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:36,520
Yeah.

673
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,520
Has a bed and a chest of drawers to her name.

674
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:38,520
Presented as a more successful character.

675
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,520
That's yeah.

676
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,600
But this is the thing though, and the way that they do it is great because you get all the

677
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,800
normal stuff of being so like, oh, it must be lonely being this big businessman and all

678
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:46,800
this stuff.

679
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:52,240
And what's made it hit me the hardest is when Benjamin's father passes away, it cuts to

680
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:56,840
his funeral and there is, you know, six or seven people sparsely stood around and no

681
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:57,840
one's crying.

682
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:58,840
No one's really asked.

683
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:02,080
They're like, man, you know, he's a good man, but what did he do?

684
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,080
Buttons?

685
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,080
Yeah, great.

686
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,080
I've got some mate, you know what I mean?

687
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,080
Not missed.

688
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,080
Yeah.

689
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:11,120
And then when Queenie dies, you've got a room full of people heartbroken and you've got

690
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:15,780
just an enormous crowd of people of every single, every single one of them was touched

691
00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:18,600
in some way by Queenie and it was all in a positive way.

692
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,600
And it's this huge gathering of-

693
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:20,600
Not in Michael Jackson way.

694
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:21,600
Not in Michael Jackson way.

695
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,600
No, no, no, no, no.

696
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,600
Right.

697
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,600
Yeah.

698
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,140
And it's just, it just, I think when you're hit, when you're approaching 40, you start

699
00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:28,140
looking at stuff.

700
00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:30,120
I've started taking care of my lung issues now.

701
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,680
My chest issues are getting sorted.

702
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,920
You finally went to the doctor.

703
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,920
Well done.

704
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:34,920
I did.

705
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:35,920
Yeah.

706
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,440
So obviously with all this going on, now I'm convinced it's like, you know, death is coming.

707
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,440
Yeah.

708
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,760
Knock, knock motherfucker.

709
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,520
And then it's like, well, what do I want?

710
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:43,960
What do I want my success to be defined by?

711
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:47,200
Do I want it to be defined by a room full of people that were like, he made a positive

712
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,200
impact in my life.

713
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,720
Or is it six people that were like, yeah, he was minted though.

714
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:51,720
Minted at buttons.

715
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,720
Do you know what I mean?

716
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:53,720
Yeah.

717
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,720
He had loads of buttons though, mate.

718
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,720
He's buried in buttons.

719
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:56,720
That's what I mean.

720
00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:04,600
And it's that, it's that sort of like reframing of what success is and what, what is good.

721
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,160
It is lovely.

722
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:10,920
I'm glad you enjoyed the film and you're right to have enjoyed the film.

723
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,320
I hated it and I'm going to get into why.

724
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,360
Because we've started with why you love it.

725
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,080
I'll save why I hated it to the end.

726
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,080
Do it.

727
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,960
Because I don't think we're too different in our read on the film.

728
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:22,960
Okay.

729
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:23,960
That's good.

730
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:30,920
I think something I noticed, I noticed on Zodiac and it, it's less evident in this one,

731
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,480
but I know it's coming down the pipe.

732
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:33,480
Right.

733
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,200
And so I feel like I have to mention it now.

734
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,200
Okay.

735
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,720
This is kind of the second film now that David Fincher shot fully digital.

736
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:40,720
Okay.

737
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,240
There's no, there's very little in the way of film.

738
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,240
Yeah.

739
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,560
There's a scene at the end where Benjamin's going around India.

740
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,560
Yes.

741
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:51,520
And that's filmed by a director called Tarsem Singh, who was going around India anyway with

742
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,520
Brad Pitt.

743
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:53,520
Okay.

744
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,400
Tarsem Singh did The Cell with Jennifer Lopez and Vince Vaughan.

745
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,160
You've mentioned this film loads over the last two years.

746
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,160
I love it.

747
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,160
Yeah.

748
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,160
Okay.

749
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,880
It's a, it's like a visually, and he did a film called The Fall, which is also visually

750
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,160
just stunning.

751
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:12,400
He does like really psychedelic, visually stunning statement shots.

752
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,400
Okay.

753
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,360
But he just ties them all together and you just end up, it's like eye candy.

754
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:17,360
Incredible.

755
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:19,080
And it's, it's fantastical and all this kind of stuff.

756
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,400
I need to watch some of his stuff.

757
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,400
Right.

758
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,760
So that the bit at India at the end was shot by Tarsem Singh.

759
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,440
And that's the only bit of film in the movie.

760
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,920
The rest is all done on digital.

761
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,480
David Fincher said, I love film.

762
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,280
I think it looks beautiful.

763
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:36,880
And in the right hands to me, there are maybe 10 guys in the world that make a difference

764
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:37,880
with it.

765
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:38,880
Okay.

766
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:44,840
And that horrible gnawing 24 hour period between having shot something and seeing it.

767
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,080
Oh yeah.

768
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,080
What the fuck?

769
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,640
You don't have one take that's in sharp focus.

770
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,640
Yeah.

771
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:55,160
I will trade four or five stops of high end shoulder exposure for the ability to have

772
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:58,880
a 23 inch HD monitor that allows me to go see this thing here.

773
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,280
It's out of focus.

774
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,360
Yeah, that's fair.

775
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:05,360
That's fair.

776
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:11,400
Because of his work method, the multiple takes, the exploring every avenue.

777
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,760
On digital, it's a lot easier to go, I've got that.

778
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:14,760
We can move on.

779
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,240
It's a lot harder with film.

780
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:22,280
And I think his bad reputation for taking so many takes makes more sense when you realize

781
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,120
he's not going to see any of this until tomorrow.

782
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,120
Oh yeah.

783
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:30,740
That adds a whole different thing to this scenario.

784
00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:35,160
By which point the set will be collapsed and the actors will all be in different locations.

785
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,160
Ah, yeah.

786
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,160
Okay.

787
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,160
This makes more sense now.

788
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:42,080
The other thing that digital allows him to do, which he starts to do a lot more now,

789
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:47,360
and by the time we get into Gone Girl and the social network, he is a master of it.

790
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:53,120
He forces you to empathize with his characters by doing something really clever.

791
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:59,080
Whenever you look at a David Fincher shot, wherever the actor is in the frame, his camera

792
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:03,480
operator or his motion control or whichever one he ends up using on that shot will keep

793
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:08,400
that character in that exact same part of the frame for the length of the shot.

794
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:13,020
If Jake Gyllenhaal walks across the screen, he doesn't walk across the frame.

795
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:19,960
His face stays exactly where the XY coordinates of his face on that screen stay the same.

796
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,120
The camera copies every movement.

797
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:27,920
If he ducks a little bit as he walks, the camera ducks a little bit as he walks.

798
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:34,240
So you as the viewer, the way that you're viewing the scene is entirely tied to the

799
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,240
movement of the person that you're watching.

800
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,480
So if they're skittish, the camera is skittish.

801
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,960
If they move deliberately with purpose, the camera moves deliberately with purpose.

802
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:51,680
But it's almost like the camera copies the actor's performance so accurately that your

803
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:56,800
brain sort of subconsciously clicks into their experience of the world.

804
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,200
You'll notice it in Gone Girl, you'll notice it in this.

805
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:04,040
If Brad Pitt shifts in his chair a little bit, the camera moves with him.

806
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:09,960
I'm going to have to go back and watch every Fencher film and just try and track this.

807
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:15,600
As we go forward from here, it gets stronger and it forces an empathy with the characters

808
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:21,600
and he's gone from composing the sets like he did with Panic Room.

809
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,980
And then again you go, well that would take loads of shots.

810
00:31:24,980 --> 00:31:29,440
Because if your camera operator doesn't quite keep up and Jake Gyllenhaal at one point starts

811
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,760
on the left hand side of the frame and ends up on the right a bit and then ends up on

812
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,920
the left again, doesn't work.

813
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,760
That's not what I'm trying to do anymore.

814
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,160
Okay, so this makes so much sense.

815
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:45,800
There's a 30 minute documentary on the curious case of Benjamin Button and it's called The

816
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,360
Curious Birth of Benjamin Button.

817
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:52,040
It's like a behind the scenes thing that goes into everything, like down to the layout of

818
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:57,720
the house, why they used New Orleans, why they chose this exact location.

819
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:04,160
There are parts of the set that we never see but are built fully fleshed out, fully operational

820
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,440
like outhouses, kitchens, all this stuff.

821
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:11,880
There is a whole house at the back of the house, the servants quarters, you don't really

822
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,880
see, but it's there.

823
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:16,240
But it's fully fleshed out and it's down to the minute detail.

824
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:20,280
They're all sort of like, they are so precise it's unreal.

825
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,040
This whole documentary goes into it but there is one moment in the documentary where they're

826
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:28,200
trying to get a tracking shot of Queenie as Brad Pitt comes back to the house when he's

827
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:33,120
younger and Daisy has moved back from New York.

828
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,920
It's when they first fully get back together, they have the big embrace and hug.

829
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,920
I remember it.

830
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:42,720
It's maybe a five second shot of Queenie walking across the porch.

831
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:49,320
There's about a 10 minute segment of this documentary that focuses on nothing but that

832
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,320
shot right?

833
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:51,320
Right.

834
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,720
And it's Fincher stood there and he's like, action!

835
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:59,560
And it shows Queenie walking across and he goes, no, no, you're about one tenth of a

836
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,080
percent too quick on that one.

837
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,600
If you could slow it down, just one tenth of one percent.

838
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,880
And I was like, what do you mean?

839
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:07,880
0.1 percent?

840
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,520
If you think of what Fincher's trying to do, he's trying to keep his angles, he's trying

841
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:15,360
to keep his focus and he's going, right, I want that banister rail that she's walking

842
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,680
along to stay parallel with the camera.

843
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,840
This is what he says in the documentary though.

844
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:23,560
But what he does is he goes, right, no, no, no, you are doing it perfectly, but come and

845
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:24,560
look at this.

846
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,800
And he shows Queenie in the shot and he's like, you see how you and Brad are here when

847
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:28,840
you start.

848
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,480
And then as he's walking over, you are slightly dragging.

849
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:35,480
So we need you to be as he is, he hits this pile of leaves.

850
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,840
You need to be at this spot precisely.

851
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:41,120
And then it cuts to the actual shot in the film and it's bang on.

852
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:44,040
But in the film, it's less than less than five seconds.

853
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:47,760
But it's impossible to do when you've got real people behind the camera and in front

854
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:48,760
of the camera.

855
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:49,760
But it's gorgeous.

856
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,440
And you're like, no, it needs to be choreographed, right?

857
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,440
It's incredible.

858
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,200
The whole, the whole feel of this film is insane.

859
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,320
Now that you've pointed that out, this brings a whole new light to the film and it's kind

860
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,200
of, it's twisting my, it's twisting my head a little bit.

861
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:05,840
I love this film in the way that it's framed and in the way that the story is framed, right?

862
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:09,680
So the story is framed from Daisy's perspective when she's on a deathbed.

863
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:16,360
She has her daughter reading Benjamin Button's diary out loud to her as she's passing away.

864
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:22,200
Not only is that happening, Hurricane Katrina is raging outside the hospital.

865
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,400
Everyone's panicking.

866
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:27,480
The world is turning upside down and all Daisy wants to focus on is, can you just read me

867
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,480
this diary?

868
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:29,480
I like the sound of your voice.

869
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,240
I love the sound of your voice.

870
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:33,160
Just read this, just read this diary.

871
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:38,520
It is awful situation after awful situation after awful situation after awful situation.

872
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,680
It is horrid when you sit and look at it.

873
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:41,680
Yeah.

874
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:46,760
But it is the sweetest moment that exists and it's like only Fincher can get me in a

875
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,920
position where I'm like, Oh my God, this is so nice.

876
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:54,440
And I'm like, no, Hurricane Katrina, get out, move, go somewhere.

877
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:58,160
I'm going to quickly slide a little tip bit of information in here as well.

878
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,160
Okay.

879
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:00,160
Go for it.

880
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,160
Why hurricanes?

881
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,480
I'm not sure.

882
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,480
They spin anti-clockwise.

883
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:14,880
Oh, you can shut your filthy mouth because that is tickling my pickle in a way I didn't

884
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,880
imagine.

885
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,480
There's also a motif of hummingbirds in the moon.

886
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,480
There is.

887
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,480
She sees a hummingbird.

888
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,760
They're the only bird that can fly backwards.

889
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:22,760
Okay.

890
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,760
Okay.

891
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,760
This is, this is all information.

892
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,560
This is all information to me.

893
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,560
I'd know where to put it, but it was, I've got to tell him.

894
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:33,560
Okay.

895
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,560
This is great.

896
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,960
I've completely derailed exactly what I'm thinking.

897
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:37,960
No transition.

898
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:43,080
I'm just going to get back to it because that's blown my tits clean off.

899
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,080
All right.

900
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:49,080
The framing of the film from Daisy's perspective where she's, she's letting her daughter find

901
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:53,960
out that she is Benjamin Button's daughter through reading his diary is a horrible way

902
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:58,040
to tell your child that your father who's raised you is not your father.

903
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,040
Right?

904
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,040
The worst way.

905
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,160
Also, the worst timing to do that is when you're on your death bed.

906
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:07,720
The worst time to be on your death bed, letting your child read her true biological father's

907
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:10,480
diary in the middle of a hurricane.

908
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:11,480
A hundred percent.

909
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:17,480
David Fincher said in this little documentary that I watched, he was like, the only way

910
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:21,480
that I could deal with all the soppy shit in the middle of this film is the, is the

911
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,640
awful tragedy that encompasses all of it.

912
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,000
I was like, I love this man.

913
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,920
And I think that quote right there might make Rob come in his pants.

914
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,400
Yeah, yeah, a hundred percent.

915
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,400
Right?

916
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,720
A hundred percent does.

917
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:39,920
I do, I do hate this film and I do hate it because it's too schmaltzing.

918
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:40,920
I know you do.

919
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:41,920
It is too schmaltzing.

920
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:45,960
And I started going like, why, why would David Fincher?

921
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,760
Because it's, it's an allegorical fairy tale.

922
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:49,760
It is.

923
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:50,760
Set in a whimsical world.

924
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,880
And I'm like, if I have that script, who am I calling?

925
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:54,880
I'm calling Tim Burton.

926
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:55,880
You are.

927
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,880
I'm calling Wes Anderson.

928
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:57,880
You are.

929
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:58,880
Do you know who I'm not calling?

930
00:36:58,880 --> 00:36:59,880
David Fincher.

931
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:08,640
Autistic, unfeeling CCTV camera in the corner of the room going, look at the death.

932
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:09,640
Okay.

933
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:10,640
Right.

934
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,640
But I,

935
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,360
But then, so I was like, I was like, why, why did he make this?

936
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:14,760
Why did he make this?

937
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:19,540
And then I did my research and then I felt really bad because his resolve to make the

938
00:37:19,540 --> 00:37:24,760
film came after the death of his father in 2002.

939
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:29,600
And the fact that he's aging backwards.

940
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:35,640
David Fincher is only 27 years old.

941
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:41,400
No he, he, he says here, when I read the Robin Swycord draft, which was the first draft,

942
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,880
he said, I thought that this was a love story.

943
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:48,080
But when I read the Eric Roth draft, which is the draft we see in the film, he said,

944
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:53,160
I thought this is a love story, but it's really about death and the total frailty of humanity.

945
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:57,920
He's a character whose entire childhood is defined by the people that die around him

946
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,520
and by how comfortable he gets with that.

947
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:05,800
After my dad died, I had other things, other movies that I wanted to make.

948
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,440
It's not a special effects movie.

949
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,440
That's for sure.

950
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:09,440
It ain't spaceships.

951
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:10,440
It's not explosions.

952
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,440
It's about people.

953
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,440
Hopefully.

954
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,440
Oh man.

955
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,760
As a man who's been recently, he was very, very close with his father.

956
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,400
He describes his father as his North star.

957
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,200
He was the man that he was trying to impress with all of his prior films.

958
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:26,560
Oh God, don't because some of his past films with the father figures, it brings, it brings

959
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,320
up a whole thing and I'm going to cry.

960
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,320
Right.

961
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,320
Yeah.

962
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,800
So he's there going like the, he was my first audience member.

963
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:38,800
Like that was the guy when I was making creative decisions, who I was making the film for and

964
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,760
he's gone now.

965
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,840
So who do I make films for?

966
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:43,840
Jesus Christ.

967
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:49,400
And then he gets this script, which is very much about the sort of time we have.

968
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,400
Yeah.

969
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,040
Realistically, the time we don't have.

970
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,040
Yeah.

971
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,860
Damn man.

972
00:38:55,860 --> 00:39:00,840
It makes more sense to me is that, but it also makes me angrier, but I'll get back to

973
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,960
why it makes me angry because I'm saving it to the end.

974
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:04,960
Okay.

975
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:05,960
Right.

976
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:11,480
Well this makes me seem like an asshole now because my original theory of why I thought

977
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,640
David Fincher might have made this film.

978
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:15,920
This is pure conjecture corner.

979
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,640
It was just a little fun thought experiment that I thought would bring a little bit of

980
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,560
lightness to the show.

981
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,560
Evidently not though, Rob.

982
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:27,000
Just taking all the wind out of my sail.

983
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:32,200
My original theory or my fun little thought experiment was that Fincher sat down at some

984
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:38,920
point and watched The Notebook, which is, you know, regarded as one of the greatest

985
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,520
romantic films of all time.

986
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,080
One of the best love stories, all of this.

987
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,080
Do you know what?

988
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,440
I wouldn't know because you haven't seen it.

989
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,200
Cause I'm not a beta cut soy boy like you.

990
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,200
I tell you what.

991
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,200
Watches those romance films.

992
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,200
Yeah, I did watch it.

993
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,200
I saw it in the cinema.

994
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,200
Yeah.

995
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,200
I got up at four AM.

996
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,200
Start a business.

997
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,200
By six AM.

998
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,200
I founded my first business.

999
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,200
Yeah.

1000
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,200
Do 25 minutes of yoga in six minutes.

1001
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,200
Yeah.

1002
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,200
By nine AM on Monday, I'm on Thursday.

1003
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,200
Right.

1004
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:07,160
So The Notebook comes out and it's, it's, it's heralded as one of the greatest romance films

1005
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:08,160
of all time.

1006
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:14,520
If you really sit and look at The Notebook, it's two incredibly toxic people who barely

1007
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:15,800
like each other.

1008
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,280
They go off and live their own lives.

1009
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:18,280
They get married.

1010
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:21,520
They, they, you know, have their romantic lives and stuff.

1011
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,120
And then they end up getting back together.

1012
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,120
Right?

1013
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,120
Right.

1014
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,960
And the whole film is framed from the husband's point of view.

1015
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:34,200
And it's essentially this old man reminding his dementia ridden wife, how much of a whore

1016
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,720
she was until they die.

1017
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:42,880
It's just sort of like, it's, it might be the most romantic film that exists, but it

1018
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:47,640
also might just be the biggest fuck you from a still bitter old man.

1019
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,240
And that made me, that made me chuckle.

1020
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:55,920
Cause then I started thinking, okay, so maybe Fincher saw that and was like, yeah, but hold

1021
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:56,920
my beer one minute.

1022
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:57,920
All right.

1023
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:02,920
What about if it starts off a bit Nancy, it goes incredibly well and then everyone dies

1024
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,920
at the end and it's all tragic and horrible.

1025
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,320
Cause in the documentary Fincher says the only way that he could put up with the stuff

1026
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:12,800
in the middle of this film was if they all die at the end, which is a great way to make

1027
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:13,800
a film.

1028
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,960
I'll jump in here and I'll say, there's one thing.

1029
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:22,400
I hate more than anything in filmmaking or music making or anything.

1030
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,880
I think it's because it's something I used to be guilty of and I see the error of it

1031
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:26,880
now.

1032
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:27,880
Having fun.

1033
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:28,880
I hear you.

1034
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:29,880
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1035
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,440
The opposite, the opposite.

1036
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,800
Doing something that you think you're better than.

1037
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,800
Oh, okay.

1038
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,800
Yeah.

1039
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:41,640
I don't want to make a love story like that because I think love stories are too schmaltzy,

1040
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,080
too twee, too this, that or the other.

1041
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,080
Jesus Christ.

1042
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,080
So I'm going to make a real one.

1043
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:49,200
I'm going to bust out my 1900s dictionary real quick.

1044
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,880
What the does twee mean?

1045
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:55,520
Twee like, um, like the Shire in the Hobbit is twee.

1046
00:41:55,520 --> 00:42:02,360
Like it's like, you know, it's like cutesy and like old timey and looks back, you know,

1047
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,560
the Shire is the tweeest part of Lord of the Rings.

1048
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:09,760
The worst thing is right, that's the nerdyest way to explain it.

1049
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,280
But I know exactly what you mean.

1050
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,880
It makes perfect sense, right?

1051
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:16,920
Exactly what you mean. If anyone, if anyone from anywhere on the map of Lord of the Rings

1052
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:22,160
went to the Shire, they'd be there about five minutes and they go, God, this is so twee.

1053
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:26,840
Please forever give me vocabulary lessons in the form of Lord of the Rings geography

1054
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:32,800
because that was by all means, by all means.

1055
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:37,040
The Shire is the tweeest part.

1056
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:44,160
But here's the thing, if you don't like romance movies, David, don't make one.

1057
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,400
Because you're, you're engaging in something that you think you're better than.

1058
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:51,440
And what you're then trying to do is you're trying to introduce a whole lot of elements

1059
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:56,440
to make it what you think it would be better as.

1060
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,320
It would be like me trying to make pop punk.

1061
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,880
I don't like pop punk.

1062
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,320
I don't respect pop punk.

1063
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:03,760
Oh, that's just not true though.

1064
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:07,080
We drove out of London listening to Kerrang from 2005.

1065
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:10,320
Yeah, but all the pop punk ones I sat with my teeth gritted, remember?

1066
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,360
No, we were screaming it out the windows on the M25.

1067
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,440
I saw you. I saw you. I seen you.

1068
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,440
You were twee.

1069
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:22,920
Because I was hitting in my nostalgia nerves and I know maybe three lines of the good Charlotte

1070
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:23,920
choruses, right?

1071
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,520
So it's like, well, I'm here now.

1072
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,520
I'm at that.

1073
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:27,960
I was in the car, Ben.

1074
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,320
We were on the motorway.

1075
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,720
The only thing I could really do was come to a place of peace with what was happening.

1076
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:35,160
Escape it now, buddy.

1077
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,560
This is the anthem.

1078
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,040
Throw all your hands up.

1079
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:42,400
See, this is what happens when I do busted references.

1080
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:48,020
But I think that element of not respecting your audience or what the audience have come

1081
00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:51,760
there to see and going, I know better than them.

1082
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,440
I don't respect the thing that they enjoy.

1083
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:59,640
Again, it comes back to, and I hate how often this comes up, you can't ironically fuck a

1084
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:00,640
donkey.

1085
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,840
David, you're making a romance movie.

1086
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:06,200
If you don't like it, why are you making a romance movie?

1087
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,840
Stop adding a bunch of stuff.

1088
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:08,840
Okay.

1089
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,800
I make it cool or dark or, you know?

1090
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:12,800
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1091
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,200
I can see where you're coming from and I wholeheartedly agree with you.

1092
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:19,000
I think it's, I do think it's very, it's very twee.

1093
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
You know what I mean?

1094
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,000
It's very twee.

1095
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,000
It's very twee.

1096
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,920
And look, I think it's, I think I can wrap this film up in two words.

1097
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,400
Go for it.

1098
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,400
Forest cunt.

1099
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,400
Wow.

1100
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,400
Wow.

1101
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:41,000
That's almost, that's upsettingly close to exactly what it is.

1102
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,280
It's fantastic.

1103
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:49,980
Because it's, it's, it's a grim dark chin strokey version of forest gump.

1104
00:44:49,980 --> 00:44:52,120
Forest gump is very twee.

1105
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:53,120
Okay.

1106
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,160
It is very homespun.

1107
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,160
Yeah.

1108
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,160
Yeah.

1109
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,160
It's a, it's an apple pie.

1110
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,760
It's homestead peas and carrots, apple pie.

1111
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:01,760
Yeah.

1112
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,880
But do you know what you get halfway through and you go, okay, this is what we're doing.

1113
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,040
And then you get swept up in it.

1114
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,040
Yeah, you do.

1115
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,600
You don't have is along the way.

1116
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:12,160
Someone pushing up their glasses and going, no, we're better than that.

1117
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,320
No, that one dies.

1118
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,320
Yeah.

1119
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,320
But that's the thing though.

1120
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:16,320
That's, this is it.

1121
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,160
Like forest gump does the same thing that this film does.

1122
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:26,400
Forest gump is just a HIV ridden cocaine addict, mentally abusing a disabled man for three

1123
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,400
decades.

1124
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,520
It's the good grace to go, if we're doing this, we're going to do it with a smile on

1125
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,520
our face.

1126
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,520
Oh yeah.

1127
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:33,520
1000%.

1128
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:34,520
They're super happy about bullying the mentally disabled.

1129
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:35,520
Do you know what I mean?

1130
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:36,520
They're like, no, this is fine.

1131
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:37,760
Whereas this film is just moaning the whole way.

1132
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:38,760
Oh, now you're successful.

1133
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,000
It's just complaining about itself.

1134
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000
Now you're successful.

1135
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,000
Yeah.

1136
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Now I can, now you can meet your son.

1137
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,000
You're a legitimate child.

1138
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,560
I've kept away from you for years.

1139
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:46,960
Right, right, right.

1140
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:56,000
But the reason I hate this film in particular is because the subtext of the film is incredible

1141
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,280
and speaks so incredibly to me.

1142
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,040
I've got two quotes.

1143
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:07,840
I've got two quotes that I'm furious we haven't written about the show.

1144
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:14,300
The first one is short and tell me, dear listener, how relevant this might be to every show we've

1145
00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:17,340
ever done and what Ben and I have been trying to say.

1146
00:46:17,340 --> 00:46:20,820
You can be as mad as a mad dog at the way things went.

1147
00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:26,720
You can swear, curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go.

1148
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:31,320
That's a...

1149
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:32,820
And then the longer one.

1150
00:46:32,820 --> 00:46:39,140
For what it's worth, it's never too late or in my case too early to be whoever you want

1151
00:46:39,140 --> 00:46:40,140
to be.

1152
00:46:40,140 --> 00:46:41,840
There's no time limit.

1153
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,280
Start whenever you want.

1154
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,920
You can change or stay the same.

1155
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,260
There are no rules to this thing.

1156
00:46:48,260 --> 00:46:51,560
We can make the best or the worst of it.

1157
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,020
I hope you make the best of it.

1158
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:56,880
I hope you see things that startle you.

1159
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:00,400
I hope you feel things you've never felt before.

1160
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,840
I hope you meet people who have a different point of view.

1161
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,000
I hope you live a life you're proud of.

1162
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:12,280
And if you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.

1163
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:13,280
Jesus Christ.

1164
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:18,360
Now Ben, that paragraph there is what we're trying to do with this show, right?

1165
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:24,280
We're trying to start all over again with disagreeing about things and surprising ourselves

1166
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:29,400
and practicing our feelings and all this kind of stuff, right?

1167
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,880
Incredible subtext.

1168
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:36,480
If you gave me two hours and 45 minutes of blank film and told me to get that subtext

1169
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:39,000
across, do you know how I wouldn't do it?

1170
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,000
Benjamin Button.

1171
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:46,040
You're having a fucking man-age backwards in a Nazi relationship, going in a boat, fighting

1172
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:53,160
in a war, meeting a human zoo guy, and then coming back and getting nonced by Cate Blanchett.

1173
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:58,920
In a love story where the two leads have less chemistry than salt and dogs.

1174
00:47:58,920 --> 00:47:59,920
I guess.

1175
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:00,920
I guess.

1176
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,920
That's a very...

1177
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:02,920
It's a waste.

1178
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,200
It's such a squand...

1179
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:09,560
It takes something beautiful, takes something beautiful, and it just jizzes it up the wall.

1180
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:10,560
Oh, mate.

1181
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:14,800
Look, I know exactly where you're coming from and the reason that you hate this film is

1182
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,280
the exact reason why I love this film.

1183
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,320
Like, oh God, that quote's got me, man.

1184
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,320
But it's true.

1185
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:22,320
The quote is true.

1186
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:23,320
And the quote is beautiful.

1187
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,760
It broke me in the film and it broke me just now.

1188
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:29,120
But honestly, right, so the reason that you hate this film, I wholeheartedly agree with

1189
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,960
you, it is nonsense, right?

1190
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:38,080
But from a man that cherishes nonsense more than anything else in this world, this film

1191
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:43,840
hits me in a whole different way because I feel like it speaks to me on a level that

1192
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,520
not other films do.

1193
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,000
Do you know what I mean?

1194
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:52,080
Like, B-movies hit me on this level, rarely do B-movies have this amount of subtext that

1195
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,640
make me reassess my entire life, right?

1196
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:55,640
Right.

1197
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:56,640
Everything you've just said.

1198
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,640
I mean, I will say 163 million.

1199
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,520
Yeah, 163 million.

1200
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,520
Loved every penny spent.

1201
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:02,520
Do you know what I mean?

1202
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:03,520
It's amazing.

1203
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,520
Okay, okay.

1204
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:11,040
So from life happens, no matter how you live it or what you choose to do, it is happening.

1205
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:14,520
Whether you choose to participate or not, it's happening, right?

1206
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,480
Youth isn't just for the young.

1207
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,480
It's not.

1208
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:18,480
It's not.

1209
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,160
That is the scariest thing for me at the moment.

1210
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,160
Youth is not just for the young.

1211
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,160
I have people coming into my work saying, hi, I was born in 2005.

1212
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:25,160
I was like, brilliant.

1213
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,960
I started college then.

1214
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:27,960
Mint.

1215
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,280
Your legal drinking age.

1216
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:31,280
Mint.

1217
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:32,280
Yeah.

1218
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:36,680
It doesn't matter how you start life or how you end life.

1219
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,560
It is all about the middle.

1220
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:43,240
It's about what you choose to do when you have the ability to make those choices.

1221
00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:50,320
And if that isn't the most harrowing, upsetting way to look at how we've chosen to live our

1222
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,620
lives and you're like, oh my God, oh my God.

1223
00:49:53,620 --> 00:49:58,720
And then the film carries on and is just sort of like, no, no, no, I know what you're feeling,

1224
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:01,640
but listen buddy, you're all right.

1225
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,400
There's a second, third and a fourth and a fifth go.

1226
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,400
There's fourth.

1227
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,400
You can, you're in no rush.

1228
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:07,400
I'm sorry.

1229
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,400
You're not happy right now.

1230
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:09,400
Restart it, mate.

1231
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:10,400
You are golden.

1232
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:11,400
We've all got your back, babe.

1233
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:12,400
You just do you.

1234
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,400
Right.

1235
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:16,760
And it just broke me into a million pieces because I was like, there is so many chances

1236
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,040
that I've missed.

1237
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:22,480
There's so many opportunities that I've looked at, missed opportunities, poor choices, terrible

1238
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:26,240
life decisions, paths that I know I shouldn't have been going down, but I went down anyway

1239
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:30,160
because it was easier to stay masked than it was to confront what was actually going

1240
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,160
on in my brain and heart.

1241
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,160
It's a psychos fallacy, right?

1242
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:36,760
If I just keep doing, if I change what I'm doing, I have to recognise that the last five

1243
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:38,720
years of doing this has been a stupid idea.

1244
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:39,720
Exactly.

1245
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:40,720
And that's a really painful thing to do.

1246
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:42,400
So I'll just do this for another week.

1247
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,520
And then that week turns into three years.

1248
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:47,620
And before you know it, you're a cocaine addict, you're an alcoholic and you've got a bedside

1249
00:50:47,620 --> 00:50:49,880
cabinet full of shots.

1250
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,880
You're even more stuck because there's, there's more years in the bank.

1251
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:53,880
Exactly.

1252
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:54,880
You don't have to walk away from.

1253
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:55,880
That was time wasted.

1254
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:56,880
Exactly.

1255
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:00,360
And this film, like I say, the subtext is beautiful.

1256
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,360
It's incredible.

1257
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:06,480
I wouldn't tell it with an 80 year old Brad Pitt raising a wrinkly hand up into his mother's

1258
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:10,840
bed and going, mama, dude, it hits me so hard.

1259
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:12,880
I don't know why it just gets me.

1260
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:13,880
He's on his own.

1261
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,640
He's the only person doing this.

1262
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:20,760
He's completely different to the entire human race and still is that positive.

1263
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:23,680
And it's like, Jesus Christ, you know what I mean?

1264
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,960
In all things considered, I'm all right.

1265
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:27,600
I'm doing all right.

1266
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,920
You know what I mean?

1267
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:36,680
It's such a good life affirming movie that is the weirdest life affirming movie that

1268
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:37,680
exists.

1269
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,320
It's odd and it's gorgeous.

1270
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:40,320
It's beautiful.

1271
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,000
And the look of the film, stunning.

1272
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,880
I'm glad you got that out of it.

1273
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:47,080
I will buy you an Adele album and you'll love it.

1274
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,560
For about a week, probably.

1275
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,240
If there's something in there for me, sure.

1276
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,240
If not, it's fine.

1277
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:52,240
Yeah.

1278
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:53,240
If it's not from a Starbucks, I don't want it.

1279
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:54,240
What's fascinating is you're right.

1280
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:55,240
I'm wrong and you're right.

1281
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:56,240
No, no, no, you're not wrong.

1282
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:57,240
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1283
00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:58,240
Ben, Ben, I've got proof I'm wrong.

1284
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:03,240
I've been proven wrong 335.8 million times.

1285
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:07,960
Is that how much this made?

1286
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:11,880
This is his second highest grossing film of his entire career.

1287
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:12,880
Understandable.

1288
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,880
Understandable.

1289
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,920
This is the only thing more successful than this.

1290
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:17,920
Jesus.

1291
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,880
Was Gone Girl made more money than this.

1292
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:20,880
Understandable.

1293
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:21,880
And Seven was just behind it.

1294
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:22,880
Okay.

1295
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:23,880
Fair.

1296
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,920
I will say, however, it is his second lowest rated film.

1297
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,560
It's 71% on Rotten Tomatoes.

1298
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:29,560
Okay.

1299
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,560
Yeah.

1300
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,880
But if your second lowest rated film on Rotten Tomatoes is in its seventies, you ain't doing

1301
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:34,880
it bad.

1302
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:35,880
Shut up.

1303
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:36,880
He's not.

1304
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:37,880
He's still a genius.

1305
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:40,440
But like the critics were not as fond of this.

1306
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:45,200
You say that, but also the 13 Oscar nominations and three Oscar wins.

1307
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,800
Do you know what I mean?

1308
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:47,800
You see what I mean?

1309
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:48,800
So you're right.

1310
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:49,800
I get that you're right.

1311
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,520
I know a lot of people watched it and they went great.

1312
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,360
I just got an hour in and I was like, it's been a long week.

1313
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:55,360
You were like, what?

1314
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:56,360
Sorry.

1315
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,360
I just got an hour in and I was like, God damn, it's been a long week.

1316
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:00,360
Thank you.

1317
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:01,360
That's what I thought you said.

1318
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:02,360
Thank you.

1319
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,360
Okay.

1320
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,360
Great.

1321
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:05,360
Yeah.

1322
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:06,360
Yeah.

1323
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:07,360
Yeah.

1324
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:08,360
Yeah.

1325
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:09,360
Yeah.

1326
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:10,360
Still got to edit it though.

1327
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:11,360
Cause of your reaction.

1328
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:12,360
Oh God.

1329
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:13,360
I loved this film so much.

1330
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:14,360
I didn't expect to.

1331
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,240
I went into it with such low expectations being like, this is going to be some chin stroking

1332
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:18,240
nonsense.

1333
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:21,080
I got the life lesson that I needed at the exact right moment.

1334
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:24,840
And now just everything, everything seems a little bit better.

1335
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,680
I can't put my finger on it.

1336
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:30,280
So we're going to, we're going to play a game now where I punish you for your wrong.

1337
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:31,280
Fantastic.

1338
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:48,840
Looking forward to this one.

1339
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:53,200
What you, what you rating the curious case of Benjamin Button, Ben, easy in all of it's

1340
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,080
nearly three hour glory.

1341
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,080
Easy.

1342
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:57,080
Don't, don't do this to me.

1343
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,080
Nine and a half.

1344
00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:59,080
Okay.

1345
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,560
You can't, you don't feel like I come, I'm getting in the way.

1346
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:02,560
It's a nine and a half.

1347
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,280
What's the half point that loses?

1348
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:09,560
Uh, the book ended in noncery.

1349
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:10,560
It's still, it's odd.

1350
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:11,560
Yeah.

1351
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:12,560
It's real odd.

1352
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:17,080
Like as, as beautiful as the film is and as gorgeous as the subtext is, it's odd.

1353
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:18,080
It's odd.

1354
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:19,080
Yeah.

1355
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:20,080
Yeah.

1356
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:24,000
It's like a kid's brain in a 75 year old man's body.

1357
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,520
She's still a child.

1358
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,640
I get that technically you are too.

1359
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:28,640
You're also a child.

1360
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:29,640
Yeah.

1361
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,640
Technically it's just visually upsetting to see.

1362
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:32,640
Exactly.

1363
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:33,640
See, that's it.

1364
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:37,240
It's the, it's the, it's the, it's the unsettling sort of visuals that accompany it.

1365
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:38,480
I think that's why Fincher loves it.

1366
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:39,980
This is the cinema fan.

1367
00:54:39,980 --> 00:54:45,960
This is the sort of Scorsese chin strokey version of she's actually a 7,000 year old

1368
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:49,440
dragon trapped in the body of a 10 year old girl.

1369
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,160
The only anima synopsis ever.

1370
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:52,160
Right.

1371
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:53,160
Exactly.

1372
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,160
Exactly.

1373
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,200
Um, actually it's not Lolly because she's 7,000 years old.

1374
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:58,200
Lolly.

1375
00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,200
Shut up.

1376
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:00,200
Shut up, David.

1377
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:01,200
Never say that again.

1378
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,200
Jesus Christ.

1379
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:04,200
It made my entire spine shiver.

1380
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,840
Never say that again.

1381
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:07,840
What are you rated it?

1382
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:08,840
Zero.

1383
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:10,520
F*** off.

1384
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:12,520
I'm gonna, I'm gonna justify this.

1385
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:13,520
How?

1386
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,160
You have to measure something by its potential.

1387
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:17,160
Yeah.

1388
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:21,080
You have to measure what they set out to do and the resources they had.

1389
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,080
Right.

1390
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:26,200
I'm not going to watch a small indie film made for a mil.

1391
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,200
Right.

1392
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,400
And start critiquing the CGI.

1393
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:29,400
Sure.

1394
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:32,120
Or start critiquing the, you know, the acting performances.

1395
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,120
All factually inaccurate.

1396
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,120
We've both done this.

1397
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:39,520
Well, I know, but I feel like a shib.

1398
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:43,920
With all of those films, when we did the Christmas tapes and I said, look, for my personal enjoyment,

1399
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:48,400
it's this, but for the achievement that they've managed to get for this budget, it's this.

1400
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:49,400
Right.

1401
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:50,640
That's the mature way to do it.

1402
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:51,640
This is the inverse.

1403
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,640
He had $160 million.

1404
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:58,600
He had four Oscar winners in his cast.

1405
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:05,440
He had a script that had that subtext and what was presented was both sickly sweet,

1406
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:15,120
homespun wisdom, dross that manages to also be boring and over long and Nancy.

1407
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:17,800
And I'm like, you've made Fight Club.

1408
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:19,520
You've made seven.

1409
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:21,240
You've made Zodiac.

1410
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:25,840
And you've decided to go outside of your wheelhouse and see if you can do warm romance.

1411
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:26,840
Yeah.

1412
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:27,840
Spoiler, you can't.

1413
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:28,840
You can.

1414
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,960
There's not a single romantic scene between these two.

1415
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:31,960
Absolute nonsense.

1416
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:32,960
There's maybe one.

1417
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:33,960
Absolute nonsense.

1418
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:37,400
And that is devastatingly attractive in this film.

1419
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:41,440
When they've both caught up to each other and he's like, let me just stand and remember

1420
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,440
this moment just for a minute.

1421
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:47,760
They stare in the mirror and they both realize that this isn't going to work for the exact

1422
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:54,840
same reason, the exact same moment, but they both choose to ignore it is hauntingly beautiful.

1423
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:55,840
Hauntingly beautiful.

1424
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:56,840
That's the hands.

1425
00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:00,080
It's one of my favorite scenes in any film so far.

1426
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,960
I've got two bits of two by four.

1427
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:06,240
I can stick in front of a mirror and film on my phone and you'll get much the same experience.

1428
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:07,880
You don't get it.

1429
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:08,880
Maybe I don't.

1430
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:09,880
Maybe I don't.

1431
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,800
That's the thing for 163 million quid with David Fincher directing.

1432
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,560
I hope everyone could get it.

1433
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:15,560
Yeah, I guess.

1434
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,000
No, you are right.

1435
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,280
It's the squandering of the material.

1436
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:23,800
It's the squandering of that beautiful subtext that speaks so deeply.

1437
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:29,960
If you wanted to custom write a bit of subtext to sum up what we're trying to do on this

1438
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:33,960
show, you couldn't do better than that.

1439
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:37,800
For me to get halfway through and be like, oh my God, please will it end?

1440
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:38,800
Please.

1441
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:42,480
For me to be in the bargaining stage an hour in.

1442
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:44,200
I see where you're coming from.

1443
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:48,600
I find it difficult to agree because obviously I think it's rose tinted glasses on this one.

1444
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:51,000
This film cut me up into a hundred pieces.

1445
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,000
I'll balance it.

1446
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,000
Half a point.

1447
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,000
Okay, there you go.

1448
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,000
There's subtext.

1449
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:59,360
This is the biggest disparity that we've ever had on a film, by the way.

1450
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:03,840
Painful points and you giving it a pity half point is the biggest disparity we've ever

1451
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:05,840
had and it's over a Fincher movie.

1452
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:06,840
It's so that we can marry.

1453
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:11,600
It's so we can marry our scores because you're half a point off perfect and I'm half a point

1454
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:13,120
off the worst.

1455
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:14,640
That's so cute.

1456
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:20,440
There is lots in this film that's worth points, but it doesn't get them because it's squandered.

1457
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:23,000
Okay, I agree.

1458
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,600
It's all very well bringing me a nice plate of dinner and then just dashing it on the

1459
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:27,600
floor in front of me and going, oops.

1460
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:31,560
Yeah, but it's fun though, right?

1461
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,840
I've also got a request of the listeners.

1462
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:38,080
We are going to be posting a little less to social media in the coming weeks.

1463
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:39,080
We're trying a thing.

1464
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,080
We're trying a thing.

1465
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:41,080
It might not work.

1466
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:42,080
It's a new schedule.

1467
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:43,080
Let us cook.

1468
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:44,080
Let us cook.

1469
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:47,000
Comments are really, really helpful for the algorithm.

1470
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:52,520
So those of you that see our stuff and like it, thank you so much.

1471
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:56,000
Any comment of any kind is worth like 10 likes.

1472
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,000
It really is.

1473
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:01,120
If you see one and you can try something, we'll chat to you there.

1474
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:02,120
We love chatting to you.

1475
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,520
We really do love chatting to you.

1476
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:06,880
And also join the Patreon.

1477
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:07,880
Do it.

1478
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,480
It's super cheap and it's incredibly fun.

1479
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,120
We've got some stuff up there already for you.

1480
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:14,920
We've got some bonus stuff.

1481
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:17,440
We've got our Spicy Hawaiian episodes.

1482
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:20,480
This episode, the Spicy Hawaiian version of this episode is up there right now.

1483
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:23,720
It was out already days ago.

1484
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:26,200
We filmed a bunch of stuff when we were up in Telford.

1485
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:27,200
Yeah.

1486
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:28,200
And all that's up there too.

1487
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,360
We've got some stuff up.

1488
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:30,360
Well, we don't know yet.

1489
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,440
Yeah, we've got some stuff cooking.

1490
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,240
But merch is on its way.

1491
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:36,280
That's in the final stages now.

1492
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:37,280
It's on its way.

1493
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:38,280
Yes, it is.

1494
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:40,040
It's on its way because I had a breakthrough.

1495
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:41,040
I have.

1496
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:42,040
I'll take you through after this.

1497
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:43,040
I thought I told you about this.

1498
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:44,040
Sorry, man.

1499
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:45,040
Okay.

1500
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:46,040
Surprise.

1501
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,040
Yay.

1502
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:48,040
I'm so excited.

1503
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:49,040
I'm so excited.

1504
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:50,040
So it's going to be fun.

1505
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,040
Join us on Patreon.

1506
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:52,720
We'd love to see you there.

1507
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:54,840
And if we don't, hey, we love to see you here.

1508
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:55,840
It's all good.

1509
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:56,840
There's no pressure.

1510
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,480
There's all the time in the world.

1511
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:00,200
We hope you live in a life you're proud of.

1512
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,200
Give us your money.

1513
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:02,200
By giving us money.

1514
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:06,860
Guys, unfortunately, that is all the time we have for this week.

1515
01:00:06,860 --> 01:00:09,160
We love and appreciate each and every one of you.

1516
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:12,600
Thank you so much for hanging out with us.

1517
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:13,600
It's been a pleasure.

1518
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,920
Honestly, I feel a thousand times better.

1519
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:17,600
And it's all down to you and you, Rob.

1520
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:18,600
Thank you, babe.

1521
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:19,600
Love you lots.

1522
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:20,600
Aw, thanks, buddy.

1523
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:21,600
Love you too.

1524
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:24,960
Ben is now going to thank you for spending an hour of your week with us, especially at

1525
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:25,960
the start of the week.

1526
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:30,160
We know a lot of you listen on a Monday by wrapping up the thoughts, themes and feelings

1527
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:34,560
of this movie into a little Monday motivational pep talk.

1528
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:40,200
Whereas I just tell you to do what society always tells you to do and consume.

1529
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:46,440
Look, poor decisions, bad choices, paths taken that shouldn't have been taken.

1530
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,440
It sucks.

1531
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:48,440
I get it.

1532
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:49,440
It sucks.

1533
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:50,980
It seems like it's impossible to come back from.

1534
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:52,760
Good thing is you never have to come back from it.

1535
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:57,360
You can just end it and then you just jump onto a new path and you start again, buddy.

1536
01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:58,360
That's it.

1537
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:26,920
Um, I mean, maybe miss out the Nancy bits, because that's odd.

