Seinfeld Explained. Season 3, Episode 19.
The Limo.
George's car dies on the Belt Parkway,
one mile from the exit.
He arrives at JFK carless,
with a 45-minute cab line ahead of him.
Jerry had watched a man named O'Brien get bumped from his overbooked flight,
and there's a chauffeur waiting in the terminal with a sign and nothing to do.
Taking the limo is an obvious call.
The problem is whose name is on the sign:
Donald O'Brien, head of the Aryan Union,
making his first public appearance in New York tonight.
George's car dies on the Belt Parkway,
one mile from the exit, shaking violently,
then stops dead. He arrives at JFK carless.
But Jerry had watched a man named O'Brien get bumped from his overbooked Chicago flight,
and there's a chauffeur waiting in the terminal with a sign and nothing to do.
George's reasoning: O'Brien isn't coming,
there's a 45-minute cab line,
the limo is just sitting there.
Logic essentially airtight. Jerry's objection is what happens if they get caught,
and George's answer is that they can't KILL them.
The alias negotiation: George claims O'Brien,
Jerry wants Dylan Murphy,
George briefly pushes back for Dylan but settles for Colin O'Brien after a small standoff.
They identify themselves to the chauffeur,
bags go in. George's first move once the door closes:
calls his mother to tell her he's in a limo.
Estelle's first question: did someone die?
The call spirals, he won't explain,
she won't drop it, he hangs up mid-argument.
And then, still riding the high,
he tries to quote George Bernard Shaw about dreaming things that never were,
and cannot produce a single coherent sentence of the quote.
He loops the same wrong phrase four or five times,
gives up, and asks Jerry what you're supposed to say when you see something.
Jerry is already on the phone with Elaine.
He cannot land a SINGLE triumphant line.
Tim and Eva. Devoted followers who've memorized O'Brien's newsletter and his book,
The Big Game, epilogue included,
and never seen a photograph of him.
George feigns sleep. When he wakes up,
he introduces himself as O'Brien with the ease of a man who does this professionally.
Eva has the book memorized and opens with brilliant.
George asks for her impressions of work he's never read and is visibly eating up every word.
What does she think the book is actually about?
Something called the game, major players,
fate of the world.
Then the speech: white supremacist content,
Holocaust denial, antisemitism. A flat tire goes bang, Tim exits with a gun,
and while he's gone Eva's word to George is that she'd do anything for him,
even die. Tim returns, just the tire,
opens a briefcase of military handguns;
Jerry's assessment: nice-looking Luger.
Then the news confirms it.
Donald O'Brien. Aryan Union.
David Duke has denounced him.
And George's reaction to all of this is to ask Jerry if Eva was looking at him in a particular way.
Jerry: she's a neo-Nazi.
George: he knows. Kind of a CUTE one, though.
He genuinely cannot close that loop.
What is the exit strategy even supposed to be here?
Wait until the limo rolls past their corner,
then get out. Except George can't run, bad hamstring,
pulled in a hotel room trying to kick out the tightly tucked covers and strained the muscle.
He grabs the phone to call 911.
Tim walks back in before he can finish.
George pivots immediately to performing the speech,
improvising new content, blaming the Jews for Astroturf.
Sounds completely in character.
He's JEWISH. He picked up the phone to escape this exact situation and ended up auditioning for the role.
George does manage to clear the room,
asserting O'Brien's authority over Tim,
asking who's responsible for making fascism popular again,
getting the answer, ordering Tim out.
Tim apologizes and leaves.
...and turns immediately to Jerry with absolutely NO plan.
Outside, Kramer, who has already fallen into a trash pile demonstrating a Michael Jordan 360 dunk,
has a theory: real comedians are sick,
neurotic people, but Jerry is too clean and organized, too normal,
so he's either secretly the neo-Nazi himself or CIA using comedy as cover.
It escalates to the Kennedy assassination.
Elaine's rebuttal: not a Nazi, just neat.
Perfectly coherent from where he's standing, limo,
fake names, destination, name,
he just got the reason wrong.
Then the limo rolls past their corner.
Kramer sees Jerry through the window,
and the name O'Brien is out of his mouth.
Protesters across the street hear it.
The street starts moving.
All four pile in.
Jerry's story: Kramer is cross-eyed,
was confusing the names.
Elaine backs it up.
Tim isn't persuaded. The phone rings.
Eva picks up. The caller is O'Brien, the real one, from Chicago.
Tim draws his gun.
All four people talk simultaneously, fragments,
contradictions, none of it lining up,
while the crowd outside physically rocks the limo and cameras are rolling at the Paramount.
Elaine spots Dan through the window.
He's there for the protest.
She waves at him.
The Nazis kick them out.
George gets pushed in front of the cameras and the news team identifies him live as Donald O'Brien.
He's screaming he's NOT O'Brien while the crowd closes in.
He went to the airport to pick up Jerry.
That was it.
George never made it to the Knicks game..
His improvised neo-Nazi content is on the record..
Zero working vehicles between them.