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Welcome to A Little Unscripted, the show where

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we pull a random title, spin a random genre,

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and then try to create a film that honestly shouldn't

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work and is impossible and is way too expensive

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and no one's asking for. But that's the fun.

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One idea. One hour. And zero guarantees. Let's

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make this thing. Hello. good day i'm ryan i'm

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logan and no matter what we are going to make

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a movie today for sure doing it again it feels

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good feels fresh ready to be it feels right and

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true this is what i will say uh based on our

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uh little bit of reflection on our last movie

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yeah uh can i ask you What are your thoughts?

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Would you see it? Yeah, I would definitely go

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see that movie for sure. I am psyched. Having

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listened back... The heartbreak. Yes. The heartbreak.

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It feels bittersweet. I feel like sometimes you

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shouldn't do it, but they do say kill your darlings.

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And we definitely killed our darling. I don't

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know maybe what kind of place we were in that

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led us to wanting to... I think it was the name.

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Kill our... I think somehow, if I remember correctly,

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we got the romance. And then we were like, last

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known location. And then we figured out, what

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if it was a cancer location? She was dying. And

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we immediately latched onto that. Which maybe

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says more about us than anybody else. Is there

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a spoof that we can make of this? Or is there

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too much heartbreak? No. I feel like there's

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too much heartbreak. I feel like you've got to

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let the heartbreak lie. Well, once again, it

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sounds like a super fun movie. I would see it.

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I like that we described, if I recall correctly,

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a little bit of the poster. So we did some bonuses,

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which were neat. And we arranged the disease

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like islands or something. I don't know. I want

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to say somehow we decided the topographical map

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was the cancer tumor, which is a little evil,

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but also like... I've never seen a romance movie

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do that. But maybe there's a good opportunity

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for good giving back tie -ins. Medically, you

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can get together and get back on a movie like

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that. Defer some salaries, not eat the fancy

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catering. I think we definitely need to tie into

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some nonprofits for sure. I feel like we could

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definitely get some research funded with this

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movie. You get it. Yeah. That's a community thing.

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Is this a movie that could be, I don't know if

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we talked about it a little bit, but that is

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an independent film? Did we talk about maybe

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the journey part being, but I mean, it feels

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independent, but I think you could sell it as

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a big with the names attached. But could you

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make it with no names, I guess is what I'm asking.

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Yeah, I think you could still make that movie

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with no names really attached to it. I think

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the movie could still hit. I think you could

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almost say that with all movies. If you have

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the right character and the right story, there's

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ingredients you need and are required, but it

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definitely helps to have an actor or actress

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that can convey what you, the director, if you're

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directing it, want. There's something that comes

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with experience. Do you want a fresh face? Somebody

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out of college? Not to say that they can't handle

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the scope or the scale. It's to say what... artistic

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direction are you looking to take and speaking

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of direction you're if i may yes butter your

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bread oh your idea for i think writer director

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was yeah gretta gerwig i believe just brilliant

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i and again make made me upon reflection want

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to watch a movie like this more yeah and maybe

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you could lean into uh more adventure elements

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make some big grand scenery but you know not

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like the the big romancing, the stone comparison,

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but the story and the acting, you can have some

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really great lines in it. Yeah. And then the

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heartbreak knowing it's all kind of for, you

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know, gosh. Yeah. Like her. I couldn't even finish

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the sentence. It's all for no. It's all for no.

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And dot, dot, dot. That might be a new tagline.

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All for no. It feels very Monty Python, that

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one. sorry that got me good i think that's really

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funny if it was a comedy maybe like what is that

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it's so unique and where would you cut it off

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where would you would you spell it like n -a

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-u and then like dot dot dot or would you somehow

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put like a g -h just to really throw people all

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right i am gonna admit something really embarrassing

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and me if it's on this list it's it's it couldn't

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be possible But for the longest time, because

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I'm such a doofus, I wanted to write a movie

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called For Two, a romantic comedy called For

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Two. F -O -R. And, you know, kind of like Table

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for Two, because I envisioned back in the day

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when you didn't just do it online, you may recall,

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you had to speak to a human. Whoa. Buy a ticket

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live. In person? In person? No. To another person.

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That's insane. They printed something with ink,

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and I envisioned the hilarity and the chaos across

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the country. When people would go, I'd like two

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for two for two, please. Hi, we'd like four for

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two. We'd like one for two. Are you the band?

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Is that where you want to be? This probably saved

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me from suicide once or twice. How clever I thought

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this was. Just the punnies. But it's irrelevant

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now, just like if that movie had a cell phone.

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Well, we have so far on the show one hafta, or

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a segment that we are doing, and that is any

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recasts from last time. So we've been talking

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about it a little bit. Anything change from where

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we started? Because I do have one. I want to

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hear yours. I'm going to hear yours and then

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I'll go and see if I can. I'm just going to say

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it easy. I'm going to say it quick. Like a band

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-aid. Maybe like how it happens in Hollywood.

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Bruno Mars character. Amy Adams character. Switch.

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You want Amy Adams to be our bad guy? I love

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it. I'm down. 100%. I don't know why. But I feel

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like maybe that happens. Like, all of a sudden,

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like, it's not working. What if you switch those

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two? Like, just the same roles, just swap the

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characters? Yeah. I'm down. 100%. Why not? Let

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Amy Adams just go hog. That's great. How does

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Bruno Mars' new best friend editor, like, how

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does he, how does, how? Does it change the dynamics

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at all being Bruno Mars now? Because inherently

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biased, it feels like, yes, it does, but it shouldn't.

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As the publisher? Yeah. Working with... Yeah.

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I still want to see it. I'm down. Let's do it.

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Well, that was just the simple thing. What if

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we just switch those two? I hadn't thought of

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it more than that. Having heard it live here

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right now. It wasn't like a push. It was a what

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if, and I feel like that does happen. It does

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happen. I feel like a lot of times that happens

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and I don't have any examples off the top of

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my head. There could be a fun fish out of water

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situation where he's very refined and he has

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to search. Ah, gotcha. Okay. Or there's some

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comedy. And you know what? There could be, and

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again, a chance for everybody to have a little

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heart and emotion. Yeah. Like I could see an

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actor like, although I don't, did we talk about

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Bruno Mars being an actor, but somebody like.

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that level of talent being able to make some

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meat out of a like a really emotional scene and

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i can't think of any off the bat but i know there

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are a lot of maybe music to movie performances

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where like right out the gate and you're like

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wow that's really great and they you know get

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something super right so i'm just going to out

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myself by saying i do not have Any good follow

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-up? No, nothing. Get at us if you think of a

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shocking musical musician -turned -acting performance.

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Tina Turner, Mad Max, Thunderdome. The question

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wasn't what's the best. Oh, I thought that's

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what you were posing to me. I was sorry. I believe

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this and I'll fight anybody. No, no. You know

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how the saying goes. I was thinking about this

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before you came. Yeah. They'll be like, will

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you die on this hill? It's like, no, but I'll

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definitely kill somebody on this hill. That's

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right. There's going to be bodies. I don't know

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if I'm willing to die here, but I'm willing to

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stack some bodies on this hill. Well said. Well,

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do you feel like we're ready to make a movie?

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So no more recasting? We did a perfect job? I

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feel quite good. Gold star? Let me throw this

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into your court. Do you recast the Harry Potter

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situation? Ooh, you think you changed it? I still

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like Daniel Radcliffe. Yeah. I mean, you know,

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we did that. You do that for the nostalgia, for

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the like, and we got this, but there's this extra

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thing. And there they are together. And it costs

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$9 billion, but it's worth it. But it's worth

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everything. Does that mean Emma Watson gets recast?

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I don't know. I feel like she would do fine as

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well. Another pair. I'm throwing another, like,

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what's a nostalgic pair that you'd like to see

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play, you know, with prosthetics, which is kind

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of cool. And let me stress, real. prosthetics,

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not CG. Or legitimate older couple, like a Kurt

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and Goldie scenario. Ooh, that'd be good. I don't

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know why. I don't even want to say it out loud

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because it seems so wild. This is such a safe

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space. You have no idea. It's too safe. Alright.

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Why am I spacing on his name? I can see his face

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plain as day. Plain? No. Mickey 17. Who was the

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main actor? What was his name? What was his name?

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I'm just Robert Pattinson. Yes. Batman. Yes.

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Yes. For some reason, my brain immediately. No,

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I think it'd be hysterical for him and Daniel

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Radcliffe. I don't know why my brain just like

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grandparents. Yes. Genetically unknown. Yeah.

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They adopted. What do you mean? We may have to

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change directors and turn this into a David Lynch

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film. Question mark. I don't know why. Yeah,

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that's why I was like, I don't want to say it

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because I was like, it's such a left field turn.

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And I don't know where my brain went to and why.

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But I was like, OK, what we'll need to explore

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is why do you want to see those two in the same

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room together? I don't know for it. You want

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to remake the lighthouse with those two? Replace

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Willem Dafoe with Radcliffe? Yeah. Having not

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seen it a hundred percent. Oh yeah. You have

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a journey ahead of you with that one. Well, beautiful.

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All right. So we, we feel like we are ready to

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roll the dice on another, on another. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. So I'm going to vote no recasting other

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than that wild. Let's make a crazy Lynch movie

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with Robert Pattinson. Daniel Radcliffe has the

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grandparents because why not? That's just, that's

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a left field turn that nobody saw coming. Let's

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do it. But no. There should be a Lynchian cameo.

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Ooh, for sure. All right. All right. Well, we

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are going to randomly generate some numbers here.

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And as we are doing so. All right. We have. And

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you have our genres. Our genre number is 31.

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31. Ooh. Oh, this ties right in very nicely.

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You ready for this? Yes. We got parody slash

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spoof. Parody spoof. Isn't that funny? That's

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good. We just asked, could we spoof our last

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one? Could we spoof it? We probably could, but.

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I think we could. All right. 73 is our title.

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I'm now going to get way smoother on the whole

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production of this. Way smoother. Jammy. Like

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peanut butter smooth? I said 73. Peanut butter

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smooth. All signs point somewhere else. All signs

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point somewhere else. All signs point somewhere

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else. Okay. Interesting. interesting all right

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well we have a it's a spoof all signs point to

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somewhere else all right do we uh preface and

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tell people the things that we're looking for.

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Look at you. You are a great house. You're keeping

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it going. As a reminder, I got really excited

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about just doing the thing. We'll stop thinking

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about it. We'll start the timer after this, but

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as a reminder, we will start the timer and in

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an hour, we must complete a plot to conclusion.

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However large or small. Yes. The spoof must have

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a character. The spoof, this movie must have

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a director. At least one. At least one, possibly

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more. We can have an ensemble of directors. That

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is right. And a tagline. And a tagline. And then

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we have some bonuses like composer, writer, design

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of poster, anything that you can figure. Anything

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at all. Anything at all. I want a squirrel. Well,

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I feel like this is fun to talk about because

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these types of movies, you know, as I stall while

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I go to start the timer, these types of movies

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are fun to make because spoofs are fun. Yeah.

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I feel like humor is always there. You get to

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pick a genre all on its own. Yeah. Because the

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genre is half the selection for a spoof parody,

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right? Exactly. Like scary movies always like

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S tier, like the first two for sure. Yeah. After

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that, you got to be... All right. Does it count?

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All signs. Is there a difference between satire

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and spoof parody? Oh, interesting. Is that a

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classification that we should distinguish? And

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remember, we could pick anybody from history

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here. Well, we've been pretty... It doesn't really

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matter. We've been pretty loose on that whole

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thing. Yeah. Well, I was just curious because

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there is a difference, I feel, because some movies

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are spoofs. Like, Meet the Spartans is a spoof.

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I don't know if it's necessarily a satire. Yeah.

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Right. Like, does that make sense? Right. Like,

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but the naked gun is a parody. Or airplane. It's

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a parody of a cop show. Yeah. And airplanes,

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a parody of a disaster movie. All right. We're

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in there. Yeah. We're in the spot. So what do,

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oh, well, this is perfect. What do we want to

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take on? Yeah. What do we want to take down?

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All right. What's a genre that needs to be tore

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up based on all signs point somewhere else? Is

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it points or pointing? All signs point somewhere

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else. All signs point. Somewhere else. I'm sorry.

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I misheard you. Yeah. All signs point somewhere

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else. I -N -G. All signs point somewhere else.

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All right. All right. Spoof parody. I mean, I

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have an idea that's already kind of floating

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in my background. Really? In my brain. Is it

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a live action version of Operation? No. Okay.

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No. It can be. You know, the video game craze

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and all. I had a different idea that was similar

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to that, but no, it was not that. Yeah. No, it

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was a totally different like project that I actually

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kind of want to do. Yeah. But it feels like it

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could work. I would like to do almost a cop parody

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instead of being like almost 22 Jump Street,

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like almost that kind of level parody satire,

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that kind of deal. Okay. Postal police. Postal?

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Yeah. Like, you know, like there's cops for your

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mail. Is the idea that I've had floating. Not

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to say we have to go this way, but it's like

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all the signs pointing somewhere else. Oh, interesting.

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Yeah. Oh, interesting. All signs point somewhere

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else. Yeah. I like the idea of... I'm not saying

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I'm tied to it. You work with what you know.

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Don't know it, but I think it could be spoofed

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almost kind of like stripes. You do like a basic

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camp kind of thing. I'm wondering... Don't know

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anything. I'm coming. The idea of education is

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coming to me. Setting in a school or a university.

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Kindergarten cop? Because, okay, how about we

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spoof the general inspirational teacher type

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of movie? Oh, you're thinking like make fun of

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Coach Carter? You know, your dead poets of society.

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But have a little heart to it. Okay. So have

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some play with that genre. Because you have a

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lot of things. Point somewhere else. And again.

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I think with a title like this, you can work

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it. It feels like that's a title that comes from

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the script. Like somebody says this line in the

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movie. Yeah. And the whole idea is like you shouldn't

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have been here in the first place or whatever.

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But for some reason, because I was thinking of

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Edward James Olmos, recently the actor. Okay.

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And I have said for a long time that I thought

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his name was James Edward Olmos. And that whole

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stand by me, you know, and I know there's been

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like spoofs on the, on that thing, but you know,

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the whole, you know, spoof on the education scam

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bit or like, cause I know a teacher, you have

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some, some knowledge of this world of education.

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it could be kind of fun to do a parody or a spoof.

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Not like PCU or anything like that, but maybe

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spoof the spoof. You can take on the animal house,

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spoof that, have the serious sorority. And we

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will not party. Do you not hear what we're saying?

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They're the only one on campus? High on life

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or whatever. You know what I mean? So just throwing

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out elements there. But I don't feel like that's

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super, you know, it feels like there's a lot

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to work with there. Because if it's, and even

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if you take it smaller, what if you took it smaller?

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Like a private Catholic high school. My wife

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used to work at one. Very fascinating because

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you're working with. priests and father this

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and they party hardy well yeah of course they

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do i have my first irish car bomb i know that's

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not right to say but that drink with a person

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of you know the the cloth as it were very fascinating

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very fast so there's a lot of really fun people

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in that world and um All right. Well, how about

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this? Can we angle towards a tagline first? Do

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you want to try and angle a tagline? Do you want

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to angle a director? Do you want to angle a star?

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Interesting. Well, I think it's fun to figure

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out, you know, where's our story? So we have

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the setting. Are you more scintillated by a university

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type of thing, maybe a setting, something bigger?

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It could be the institution of education. You

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know, that whole inspirational, you know, dead

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poet society, inspiring type of thing. So we're

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spoofing inspiration. We're going to spoof hope.

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And be inspiring in the whole way because there's

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no limits. Are we doing, is it like we're angling

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kind of like a Ted Lasso or like we're going

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to take the idea. I've never seen it. You haven't

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seen Ted Lasso? All right. Well, I feel like

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the idea. Do you see my reaction? Yes, I do.

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I'm so sorry. You're okay. Everybody's upset.

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So I feel like what you need to do then is. So

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Ted Lasso takes the idea. That's already being

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done in show form is what you're saying? Yeah.

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And that's why you're lukewarm. Well, no, it's

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not necessarily that spoof. It's like he takes

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the idea of like this coach. Have you seen Letterkenny?

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A little bit. All right. It's like the hockey

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coach who's always kicking the trash can. Yeah.

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All right. So that's your typical coach. So the

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idea of Ted Lasso is like he does that, but he's

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like. We'll get them next time, guys. No matter

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how bad they lose, like, we got this. It's like

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he's always hopeful and, like, optimistic. And

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I don't know if that's the angle you're quite

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going for. Right. But if you're, like, you're

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wanting to spoof dead poet society, which is

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kind of a very sad, dour, inspiring movie. I

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don't think, like, immediately so. Okay. But

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there's that, like, you know, the whole, there's

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a lot of serious stuff there that I wouldn't

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want to take away from. But the idea of a...

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of satire of the or maybe the scandals you know

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like what um the rich kids getting into schools

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and stuff like oh okay okay so you want to take

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down that angle like you want to be fun because

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that's prescient i don't know if it's been done

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somewhere else okay and like so what if the idea

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is like it's a spoof of like somehow or not spoof

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like blue chips no let's say like uh was it is

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this is a show on netflix where it's like american

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vandal where like the one kid paints like or

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graffiti's like poop on the lockers and cars

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and whatnot. I haven't seen it, but the idea

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is like they shoot it like a mockumentary style

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and they're all like, it's going to be this guy.

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This guy's the guy that did it. And it turns

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out it wasn't him and he kind of gets framed.

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And so it was the idea of like, they think it's

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this one kid, but it's not this kid at all. And

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it turns out because all signs point somewhere

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else. Well, I like the idea of maybe like a street

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story, you know, that's a rise to fame that goes

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awry in a way, in a fun way. I don't know. Like

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we're veering from the, like a big, a bigger

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thing, but, uh, or the bigger, like that whole

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school idea, but more of a, a, like a satire.

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Well, don't be a menace to South central while

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drinking your juice in the perfectly captured

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that. But, um, again, I was, I was angling at

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maybe even more of the businessy aspect of it.

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Not so literally of like school, you know, like

00:21:34.819 --> 00:21:37.359
the, the, the Hugh Jackman movie about the, the,

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um, uh, that, that, uh, Not the paid for what

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have you, but it was bad education. Oh, okay.

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And it was like a real -to -life scandal about

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something there. But if you get really granular,

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you could focus on a principal in a school. Here's

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a question. Yeah. Do spoofs slash parodies have

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to be funny? I would say so, yeah. I see what

00:22:06.869 --> 00:22:10.190
you're saying, but my expectation all these years

00:22:10.190 --> 00:22:13.490
of life, I would think, yeah, that means funny.

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Because I see Nicky Gunn as perfect spoof of

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the cop show. So we're maybe overcomplicating

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it. I'm just curious. I remember the movie The

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Principal with Belushi and Louis Gossett Jr.

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I'm percolating on an idea here. somehow grown

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up something like that not quite that but like

00:22:35.180 --> 00:22:39.480
hear me out what if it's like um like their coach

00:22:39.480 --> 00:22:42.519
teacher revered teacher somebody dies or something

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like that and they're holding the event like

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at the school like auditorium something of that

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effect right and everybody gets up and tells

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like a tidbit of their their story only it turns

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out they're like And through this, they end up

00:22:58.130 --> 00:23:00.450
figuring out that, like, their teacher was, like,

00:23:00.450 --> 00:23:03.190
or this person was somebody totally different.

00:23:03.289 --> 00:23:05.250
Like, everybody's like, oh, well, he was just

00:23:05.250 --> 00:23:07.430
this kind old guy. But it turns out, like, he

00:23:07.430 --> 00:23:10.410
was a Vietnam War vet, committed war crimes,

00:23:10.490 --> 00:23:13.170
like, something atrocious, just out of left field.

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But all the stories are all, like, their pose

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is like, oh, it's just, like, this sweet little,

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like, he used to give me candy, you know, every

00:23:19.789 --> 00:23:23.410
weekend. I'd go, like, wash his car. Logan, you're

00:23:23.410 --> 00:23:26.420
getting very dark. Well, this doesn't sound funny.

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I'm sorry. I'm sad. This thing is gallows humor.

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Okay. Here's the thing. I like the idea. So is

00:23:32.619 --> 00:23:36.660
that a spoof on the coach genre? Yeah. I feel

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like the inspiring tale turns out to be something

00:23:39.880 --> 00:23:42.440
totally different. It turns out to be like the

00:23:42.440 --> 00:23:45.160
Penn State stuff. No, that's too dark. No. I

00:23:45.160 --> 00:23:48.079
like, again, making it a little bit smaller.

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It is a little bit more unique. And I like the

00:23:51.980 --> 00:23:58.569
idea on. um on a parody of that um that i think

00:23:58.569 --> 00:24:01.269
it gets to speak to the idea of like people are

00:24:01.269 --> 00:24:03.690
nuanced and we're allowed to be two things simultaneously

00:24:03.690 --> 00:24:07.690
that most people We all know to kind of inherently

00:24:07.690 --> 00:24:10.990
be true, but also it's weird to think, oh, my

00:24:10.990 --> 00:24:14.869
neighbor's this. Well, could you say that's spoofing

00:24:14.869 --> 00:24:18.009
a particular genre or a particular movie? Is

00:24:18.009 --> 00:24:20.009
it spoofing? Yeah, because we might get hung

00:24:20.009 --> 00:24:22.410
up on that. It's not really a spoof of anything.

00:24:22.849 --> 00:24:25.769
It's not spoofing Hoosiers, the inspirational

00:24:25.769 --> 00:24:28.890
tale of the alcoholic. You know what I mean?

00:24:28.930 --> 00:24:32.269
So it's not a spoof of that. So Blazing Saddles

00:24:32.269 --> 00:24:34.190
is a spoof of like the political times of the

00:24:34.190 --> 00:24:37.609
era. It's a spoof of the Western genre. Right.

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Yeah. But also like he's making commentary of

00:24:40.029 --> 00:24:42.069
the times as well. And social commentary. Correct.

00:24:42.730 --> 00:24:45.990
So, I mean, theoretically, we could also tell

00:24:45.990 --> 00:24:48.309
a tale of the times of like, how did we get here?

00:24:48.390 --> 00:24:50.369
Like, I mean. Spoof in the breakfast club in

00:24:50.369 --> 00:24:53.250
a way. You could. You could also like just speaking

00:24:53.250 --> 00:24:55.130
from my own childhood, like you can speak to

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like the idea of no child left behind kind of

00:24:57.609 --> 00:25:00.650
stuff. Yeah. And like all that. all that came

00:25:00.650 --> 00:25:02.190
with that it's like i'd be like what was the

00:25:02.190 --> 00:25:04.710
problem with that and not to get into it but

00:25:04.710 --> 00:25:06.720
it's like I don't know. We just kind of let kids

00:25:06.720 --> 00:25:09.660
get through that maybe didn't have the work necessary

00:25:09.660 --> 00:25:12.579
to facilitate their future lives accordingly.

00:25:13.279 --> 00:25:15.660
And it's like... What is it about the coach thing

00:25:15.660 --> 00:25:17.519
that grabbed you? I don't know if it was the

00:25:17.519 --> 00:25:19.079
coach thing. It was just you were angling towards

00:25:19.079 --> 00:25:21.180
school stuff. But I think... Was it the idea

00:25:21.180 --> 00:25:24.279
of somebody who's... You know, it's like death

00:25:24.279 --> 00:25:27.119
at a funeral. Yeah. My brain was like going to

00:25:27.119 --> 00:25:30.019
death. That's where I was kind of floating in

00:25:30.019 --> 00:25:32.140
the background. I was like, hey, there's a death

00:25:32.140 --> 00:25:34.859
at a funeral. And it's all revealed. over the

00:25:34.859 --> 00:25:38.920
course of this one school memoriam. Yeah. I mean,

00:25:38.940 --> 00:25:41.339
that's just a funny movie and that could be...

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Is there anything that comes close to mind? I

00:25:43.880 --> 00:25:46.240
feel like in the sense that we could do vice

00:25:46.240 --> 00:25:49.000
principals, you could do only in the sense of

00:25:49.000 --> 00:25:53.539
maybe the principal dies and somebody killed

00:25:53.539 --> 00:25:54.960
the principal. But what about the principal trying

00:25:54.960 --> 00:25:58.079
to turn around the tough school? I mean, that's

00:25:58.079 --> 00:26:01.599
been spoofed, I guess. Hear me out. I think the

00:26:01.599 --> 00:26:03.839
idea is at the end we figure out that like...

00:26:03.960 --> 00:26:06.180
The principal just died of an overdose, like

00:26:06.180 --> 00:26:10.579
Adderall doubt, like they, because all science

00:26:10.579 --> 00:26:12.500
points somewhere else. And then we're trying

00:26:12.500 --> 00:26:14.480
to figure out where this principal, like they're

00:26:14.480 --> 00:26:17.220
totally good natured and a good person trying

00:26:17.220 --> 00:26:20.000
their best. But it turns out like they're also

00:26:20.000 --> 00:26:23.220
an addict of some variety and that kills them

00:26:23.220 --> 00:26:25.940
before they're able to achieve their good act.

00:26:26.420 --> 00:26:30.700
I feel like this is dark. But pretty funny if

00:26:30.700 --> 00:26:32.980
you play it in the right light. Black humor is

00:26:32.980 --> 00:26:35.400
still humor. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Let's go

00:26:35.400 --> 00:26:37.720
with. Is this all right? Is this what you want?

00:26:37.799 --> 00:26:41.859
I think it's fun. And if it's the dark, if it's

00:26:41.859 --> 00:26:45.119
like the dark humor that we can weave through,

00:26:45.240 --> 00:26:50.519
I don't know if anybody would leap as a parody

00:26:50.519 --> 00:26:53.259
of anything unless we could kind of. Frame it

00:26:53.259 --> 00:26:56.480
within a framework. Like if it is the breakfast,

00:26:56.539 --> 00:26:58.839
like kids in detention, if it is. They're forced

00:26:58.839 --> 00:27:02.480
to be there. You know, that kind of thing. You

00:27:02.480 --> 00:27:04.240
know what I mean? What if it's kind of the breakfast

00:27:04.240 --> 00:27:07.680
club meets like the usual suspects and like are

00:27:07.680 --> 00:27:11.400
the coach or principal, whoever dies, like the

00:27:11.400 --> 00:27:14.599
kids are there on detention. Oh, you know what

00:27:14.599 --> 00:27:17.119
we could do? I mean, we could combine two things

00:27:17.119 --> 00:27:21.990
and have like a, you know, a. murder mystery

00:27:21.990 --> 00:27:25.670
you know at the you know in the school so you're

00:27:25.670 --> 00:27:28.069
parroting a couple of things you're parroting

00:27:28.069 --> 00:27:31.190
you know the current thing of whodunits within

00:27:31.190 --> 00:27:34.329
like a teen film okay so you're thinking we're

00:27:34.329 --> 00:27:37.089
gonna make fun of uh the knives like coach dies

00:27:37.089 --> 00:27:40.529
in the middle of you know his retirement speech

00:27:40.529 --> 00:27:44.829
oh on stage in front of the whole school yeah

00:27:44.829 --> 00:27:47.009
we got to figure out who did it and so we throw

00:27:47.009 --> 00:27:48.809
all signs point somewhere else yeah and we throw

00:27:48.809 --> 00:27:53.670
nods to We parody. I like this. You have a kid

00:27:53.670 --> 00:27:56.289
who thinks he's Benoit Blanc. He just talks like

00:27:56.289 --> 00:27:58.990
a weirdo for no reason. This kid wears a fedora

00:27:58.990 --> 00:28:04.869
and tie in a 1920s overcoat. Take literal stabs

00:28:04.869 --> 00:28:08.730
at the teen genre plus the whodunit. I'm down.

00:28:08.910 --> 00:28:10.950
This sounds fun. And you lock him in this gymnasium.

00:28:11.730 --> 00:28:14.289
And it's kind of like the... So we're making

00:28:14.289 --> 00:28:17.250
fun of the whodunits. Yeah. I love it. So it's

00:28:17.250 --> 00:28:19.869
still a murder mystery, but the idea is... We're

00:28:19.869 --> 00:28:21.109
making fun of the murder mystery. I think that

00:28:21.109 --> 00:28:24.869
may be done, but throw in the teen stuff. And

00:28:24.869 --> 00:28:29.089
again, if you take a legit stab at what's going

00:28:29.089 --> 00:28:32.410
on now, because I think we should take on Ryan

00:28:32.410 --> 00:28:36.230
Johnson. Take on Ryan Johnson and have a Benoit

00:28:36.230 --> 00:28:39.190
Blanc -like character who keeps showing up in

00:28:39.190 --> 00:28:41.329
wigs that look like Daniel Craig's and talk like

00:28:41.329 --> 00:28:43.730
him. And it may be offensive. They're like, that's

00:28:43.730 --> 00:28:47.900
kind of offensive, bro. Because he has that effeminate

00:28:47.900 --> 00:28:50.259
southern... It's a high school thing. It's like

00:28:50.259 --> 00:28:52.880
in New Jersey or the Midwest, so it's totally

00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:58.000
out of place. So again, taking a good stab and

00:28:58.000 --> 00:29:00.579
making a good swing does make it interesting.

00:29:00.579 --> 00:29:02.500
This feels like a private school thing. How else

00:29:02.500 --> 00:29:03.880
do you keep these kids locked at the school?

00:29:04.380 --> 00:29:08.279
And you can also kind of take a swing at toy

00:29:08.279 --> 00:29:12.339
soldiers. Where maybe like some kids think it's

00:29:12.339 --> 00:29:14.619
like a terrorist takeover and like branch off

00:29:14.619 --> 00:29:16.519
on a side mission. We're getting Lord of the

00:29:16.519 --> 00:29:18.319
Flies up in here. What the hell are they doing?

00:29:18.539 --> 00:29:21.680
Yeah. I'm down. All right. So all science points

00:29:21.680 --> 00:29:24.259
somewhere else. Parody. We're making fun of.

00:29:24.400 --> 00:29:27.759
It sounds like we're making fun of teen whodunits.

00:29:28.339 --> 00:29:32.319
Teen whodunit. Teen whodunit. So Scooby Doo.

00:29:32.400 --> 00:29:35.539
High school. High school meets. It means Scooby

00:29:35.539 --> 00:29:37.880
-Doo modern. And then maybe a little bit of Toy

00:29:37.880 --> 00:29:42.339
Soldiers. Okay. If it allows. That gives us some

00:29:42.339 --> 00:29:43.859
play. Have you ever seen Toy Soldiers? I have

00:29:43.859 --> 00:29:45.500
not seen Toy Soldiers. We may have a second to

00:29:45.500 --> 00:29:48.119
think about that. All right. So that's a movie

00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:53.400
where some, and I forget, Robert Davi, I believe,

00:29:53.519 --> 00:29:55.619
is the leader. No, it's not Robert Davi. Forgive

00:29:55.619 --> 00:29:58.619
me. Another really great. like, villain character

00:29:58.619 --> 00:30:00.819
actor, and they take over this private school.

00:30:01.039 --> 00:30:05.180
Okay. And Sean Astin is the leader of this gang

00:30:05.180 --> 00:30:07.799
of resistance kids. Okay. And it's a rad movie,

00:30:07.940 --> 00:30:10.180
to be honest. All right, all right. So there's

00:30:10.180 --> 00:30:12.940
that element of, like, these kids have to, these

00:30:12.940 --> 00:30:16.619
high school preppy kids have to use their resources.

00:30:16.839 --> 00:30:19.700
There's, like, five of them that escape. Done.

00:30:19.720 --> 00:30:22.319
And that's a reference that, like, this many

00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:24.640
people would get, but if there is some weird

00:30:24.640 --> 00:30:27.140
side mission where they're like... We've been

00:30:27.140 --> 00:30:29.480
taken over. We've got to get out of here. We've

00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:31.240
got to save the school and that's not at all

00:30:31.240 --> 00:30:35.640
happening. They still somehow are solving it

00:30:35.640 --> 00:30:38.599
by not actually doing anything. Who's the main

00:30:38.599 --> 00:30:41.539
character of All Signs Point somewhere else?

00:30:41.700 --> 00:30:44.299
Is there a main character or is it more of an

00:30:44.299 --> 00:30:46.680
ensemble? I feel like it's an ensemble. I feel

00:30:46.680 --> 00:30:50.440
like we're setting it up for an ensemble. Ensemble.

00:30:50.440 --> 00:30:52.579
Private school. I think that's great because

00:30:52.579 --> 00:30:56.529
I was thinking it'd be nice to have more actors

00:30:56.529 --> 00:30:58.750
you know to choose from and to cast in these

00:30:58.750 --> 00:31:01.150
things all right so what private school private

00:31:01.150 --> 00:31:03.710
school i think are we setting it up like are

00:31:03.710 --> 00:31:06.490
we starting it we're like in my head right now

00:31:06.490 --> 00:31:09.190
because it's a private school you get to set

00:31:09.190 --> 00:31:10.769
galaxy i'm imagining like there's a bell ringing

00:31:10.769 --> 00:31:13.190
and every time the bell rings we're cutting closer

00:31:13.190 --> 00:31:15.480
and closer in and then somehow we're like We're

00:31:15.480 --> 00:31:18.900
either in a church or an auditorium or some event.

00:31:18.900 --> 00:31:20.759
I see it in an auditorium, like a high school

00:31:20.759 --> 00:31:23.980
gymnasium -ish type of thing. With, like, a shitty

00:31:23.980 --> 00:31:25.940
stage. And it's, like, because I've been to a

00:31:25.940 --> 00:31:28.559
bunch of these throughout time. And, you know,

00:31:28.720 --> 00:31:32.000
somebody retires. And it's the music person.

00:31:32.059 --> 00:31:33.839
And everyone's like, okay. Is it the retirement?

00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:35.940
Or something like that. Is there, like, something

00:31:35.940 --> 00:31:39.640
happening? Like, is there? So, do we start? You

00:31:39.640 --> 00:31:41.910
were into Coach, though. Is it coach? Is it principal?

00:31:42.089 --> 00:31:43.930
I don't know if it necessarily needs to be coach.

00:31:44.089 --> 00:31:45.750
We were just talking about inspiring. He's being

00:31:45.750 --> 00:31:48.710
celebrated. Who ends up dead? Yeah. Do you think

00:31:48.710 --> 00:31:52.430
it's like the principal? Do we start with them

00:31:52.430 --> 00:31:55.670
already being dead or do we show them on stage

00:31:55.670 --> 00:31:58.609
and they're about to give a speech and then they

00:31:58.609 --> 00:32:01.589
die? We could spoof some Now You See Me. Okay.

00:32:02.170 --> 00:32:05.730
I think it would be interesting if the person

00:32:05.730 --> 00:32:08.880
dies in... In the moment. Okay. So you're thinking

00:32:08.880 --> 00:32:11.500
like. A lot of Jason Statham in the Pink Panther

00:32:11.500 --> 00:32:14.039
remake. So like there's a little bit of like,

00:32:14.160 --> 00:32:17.940
oh boy, this person's been killed. Okay. Okay.

00:32:18.000 --> 00:32:20.200
So you're thinking. You can have like kids sliding

00:32:20.200 --> 00:32:22.480
down the hallways like the Breakfast Club. It

00:32:22.480 --> 00:32:25.859
is a whodunit. So yeah, I think intro is for

00:32:25.859 --> 00:32:30.099
sure them coming in. Let's see here. I mean,

00:32:30.119 --> 00:32:32.440
I know off the top of my head, just because I

00:32:32.440 --> 00:32:34.039
said earlier, I'd really like to see Danny McBride

00:32:34.039 --> 00:32:35.420
be the principal because it'd be really funny.

00:32:36.259 --> 00:32:39.619
So that would be so the person who dies. Yeah.

00:32:39.700 --> 00:32:43.900
So cameo McBride. Yeah. Dead. Yes. Yes. But not

00:32:43.900 --> 00:32:45.599
as that character, just Danny McBride playing

00:32:45.599 --> 00:32:47.420
the principal. Cause I think it'd be hysterical.

00:32:47.500 --> 00:32:49.880
All right. Perfect. I don't even have a name

00:32:49.880 --> 00:32:51.319
for the principal. And what's great with, with

00:32:51.319 --> 00:32:53.559
something like this is you could have him for

00:32:53.559 --> 00:32:57.700
like flashbacks and other scenes that, that,

00:32:57.740 --> 00:33:00.460
but like, yeah, or not. I mean, it's kind of

00:33:00.460 --> 00:33:04.019
interesting. Like you killed Danny McBride. underutilized

00:33:04.019 --> 00:33:05.839
McBride. Not to say that I want to change casting,

00:33:05.940 --> 00:33:11.220
but if I really, really want to angle for the...

00:33:11.220 --> 00:33:14.640
Let's pull out the heartstrings of who would

00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:16.960
actually... Who would be sad to see this person

00:33:16.960 --> 00:33:22.200
die right away? It'd be Tom Hanks. If we put

00:33:22.200 --> 00:33:24.740
Tom Hanks as the Dame... I want Dame McBride,

00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:27.339
but I'm still thinking if you really want to...

00:33:27.339 --> 00:33:29.720
If you can't get McBride, it's Hanks? Yeah, only

00:33:29.720 --> 00:33:31.930
because I think you can make him... A really

00:33:31.930 --> 00:33:35.710
bad character. Yes. I see what you're saying,

00:33:35.809 --> 00:33:37.750
but I was just saying to somebody recently, I'd

00:33:37.750 --> 00:33:40.390
love to see Tom Hanks funny again. Yeah. I think

00:33:40.390 --> 00:33:43.430
he can handle it. I know. So you made dark but

00:33:43.430 --> 00:33:46.170
funny? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I think it could be. Dark

00:33:46.170 --> 00:33:49.309
Hanks. Dark Hanks. Dark Hanks. Can we table Danny

00:33:49.309 --> 00:33:51.230
McBride as a character? Of course. Could he be

00:33:51.230 --> 00:33:54.349
the janitor? Of course. Like the wise. He's the

00:33:54.349 --> 00:33:57.210
wise assistant to the kids. Oh, okay. There's

00:33:57.210 --> 00:33:59.490
a bit. Wait a second. Okay. There's a bit in

00:33:59.490 --> 00:34:03.109
The Breakfast Club. oh yeah like hey is that

00:34:03.109 --> 00:34:05.329
your i didn't know your father worked here and

00:34:05.329 --> 00:34:08.389
and maybe like they're the guys like hey hey

00:34:08.389 --> 00:34:12.349
danny hey son nicole's like he's everybody's

00:34:12.349 --> 00:34:15.429
dad but it turns out it's like the one kid's

00:34:15.429 --> 00:34:18.289
dad danny mcbride it'll be like weird creepy

00:34:18.289 --> 00:34:20.650
he's everybody's dad's about okay so we have

00:34:20.650 --> 00:34:26.210
tom hanks as the principal who dies yeah we need

00:34:26.210 --> 00:34:29.909
him i need him funny Logan, I need scenes where

00:34:29.909 --> 00:34:33.849
he's funny. Maybe even convince him to redo the

00:34:33.849 --> 00:34:40.389
laugh that he does. Which one? And now I'm blanking

00:34:40.389 --> 00:34:43.449
on the name of the movie with him in the money

00:34:43.449 --> 00:34:48.409
pit. Sorry. When the tug falls through the floor

00:34:48.409 --> 00:34:50.769
and he just laughs at it. Do you know what that?

00:34:50.829 --> 00:34:53.500
I don't know that laugh. Oh, God. I don't. It's

00:34:53.500 --> 00:34:56.000
central to my life. Again, it's a pillar. But

00:34:56.000 --> 00:34:59.460
I just I want to see maybe I just I don't know.

00:34:59.480 --> 00:35:02.940
I want to see Tom Hanks just be funny again in

00:35:02.940 --> 00:35:06.070
that way that maybe he's not able to. Yeah. in

00:35:06.070 --> 00:35:08.610
that shitty of me to ask. Yeah, I feel like he's

00:35:08.610 --> 00:35:10.130
done a lot of dramas. But I wish. Not to say

00:35:10.130 --> 00:35:12.110
that he can't handle it, but he is a funny actor.

00:35:12.230 --> 00:35:14.409
I mean, come on. He started out in comedies.

00:35:14.449 --> 00:35:17.889
Yes, you could do the Burbs too. You can do Splash

00:35:17.889 --> 00:35:19.829
too. Fuck it. I don't care. Get Daryl Hannah

00:35:19.829 --> 00:35:22.869
back in that fucking fin. He's our old retiree

00:35:22.869 --> 00:35:26.969
principal. Funny. Yeah, but again, you have flashbacks

00:35:26.969 --> 00:35:30.010
where you can have the humor, but I love his

00:35:30.010 --> 00:35:33.949
death being our inciting incident. How does he

00:35:33.949 --> 00:35:38.769
die? As the creators of the story, do we know

00:35:38.769 --> 00:35:41.190
how he dies beforehand? Well, this is fascinating.

00:35:41.369 --> 00:35:44.730
Because of the construct of our show, it makes,

00:35:44.789 --> 00:35:46.750
I think, all bets are off. So do you have an

00:35:46.750 --> 00:35:49.070
instinct as to who may have killed him and why

00:35:49.070 --> 00:35:52.949
he's dead? I think... You want it to be softly

00:35:52.949 --> 00:35:58.610
dark. Drug -related. The title of the movie is

00:35:58.610 --> 00:36:02.190
All Signs Point Somewhere Else. Yeah. So I feel

00:36:02.190 --> 00:36:03.409
like the idea is... And again, we can weave that

00:36:03.409 --> 00:36:06.940
in anywhere. We're very lucky. It works no matter

00:36:06.940 --> 00:36:09.719
what. I feel like the idea is we've got to have

00:36:09.719 --> 00:36:14.659
somebody who's seeing them. I think he's hit

00:36:14.659 --> 00:36:16.579
in the head by a volleyball and he dies from

00:36:16.579 --> 00:36:19.320
a massive concussion. We don't know which direction

00:36:19.320 --> 00:36:25.119
it came from, a la Mr. Blonde. We have a multi

00:36:25.119 --> 00:36:30.719
-bullet theory. He's got Wilson's plastered on

00:36:30.719 --> 00:36:33.909
his face, his wrecked face. And he's fucked.

00:36:34.010 --> 00:36:37.110
We get an extreme close -up right on the center

00:36:37.110 --> 00:36:41.550
of his snozz. I'd like his death to be classy.

00:36:42.809 --> 00:36:45.550
Poisoned from the water he drinks. It maybe doesn't

00:36:45.550 --> 00:36:48.570
have to be that, but like... I really think it'd

00:36:48.570 --> 00:36:52.070
be funnier still if he was really violent. No,

00:36:52.070 --> 00:36:54.690
no. I just think it'd be really funny. He's on

00:36:54.690 --> 00:36:57.869
stage about to give his last speech, but it turned

00:36:57.869 --> 00:37:01.389
out he legit did a line of Adderall for the first

00:37:01.389 --> 00:37:03.150
time. Because you hear the stories all the time

00:37:03.150 --> 00:37:05.750
of a cop who's like, I found some drugs. And

00:37:05.750 --> 00:37:08.170
then they went and did the drugs whilst on duty.

00:37:08.289 --> 00:37:11.070
It's like, what was the cop thinking? It'd be

00:37:11.070 --> 00:37:13.329
really funny if he's at the very end of like...

00:37:13.849 --> 00:37:16.530
So he's not killed? Yeah, he just dies. Kills

00:37:16.530 --> 00:37:19.489
himself? Inadvertently, like overdoses. But so

00:37:19.489 --> 00:37:21.949
many people are suspected. So there is no murder

00:37:21.949 --> 00:37:24.670
at all? Not to say we can't. Oh, that's funny.

00:37:24.710 --> 00:37:26.489
Yeah, we're spoofing the idea that there's a

00:37:26.489 --> 00:37:29.170
murder, but it turns out. So they trail it back

00:37:29.170 --> 00:37:31.530
to something really silly. Yeah, it turns out.

00:37:31.530 --> 00:37:33.920
So he's really not bad? Yeah, it turns out he

00:37:33.920 --> 00:37:35.659
was a good guy, but at the very end, he's like,

00:37:35.699 --> 00:37:38.059
man, what's this Adderall deal about? He just

00:37:38.059 --> 00:37:39.699
tells a bunch of Adderall because he doesn't

00:37:39.699 --> 00:37:42.059
know what's enough. I think that's great. And

00:37:42.059 --> 00:37:45.420
that lets us off the hook quite a bit for a motive.

00:37:46.000 --> 00:37:50.380
And you have a great misdirect. As flashbacks,

00:37:50.480 --> 00:37:52.139
because we can do flashbacks throughout the day.

00:37:52.239 --> 00:37:54.059
It could be at the end of the day, he's about

00:37:54.059 --> 00:37:56.599
to give his last speech. He's like, you know,

00:37:56.679 --> 00:37:59.119
it's 2 .50. I'm going to give my last speech.

00:37:59.559 --> 00:38:03.530
School's done at 3 .15. He gets up there, and

00:38:03.530 --> 00:38:05.130
by the time he gets to, like, the last word,

00:38:05.250 --> 00:38:07.449
he just falls over, and everybody's like, yeah,

00:38:07.590 --> 00:38:09.710
we did it. End of the school year. And, like,

00:38:09.730 --> 00:38:11.489
they all run out of the room, and it turns out,

00:38:11.510 --> 00:38:13.630
like, these other kids. But we flash back to,

00:38:13.650 --> 00:38:15.429
like, him throughout the day just, like, slowly

00:38:15.429 --> 00:38:18.789
but surely tweaking. But, like, everybody's like,

00:38:18.829 --> 00:38:20.570
I didn't even notice. I like the idea that it

00:38:20.570 --> 00:38:23.170
just feels normal, and then the end it's revealed

00:38:23.170 --> 00:38:27.590
really what happened was quite simple -ish. This

00:38:27.590 --> 00:38:31.750
is really fun. All right. If I may, I'd love

00:38:31.750 --> 00:38:37.130
for us to have what we could be called the stereotypical

00:38:37.130 --> 00:38:41.630
kid group. Because you'll have to have your group

00:38:41.630 --> 00:38:43.570
of kids who are going to be doing this whole

00:38:43.570 --> 00:38:46.349
situation. Now, if we're looking at traditional

00:38:46.349 --> 00:38:51.070
Hollywood rules, this could be anyone from like...

00:38:51.480 --> 00:38:57.139
uh 16 to 35 it's it is insane what are your thoughts

00:38:57.139 --> 00:38:59.699
here i mean in earnest what do you think about

00:38:59.699 --> 00:39:02.480
um like for the tenants of this show do you want

00:39:02.480 --> 00:39:04.559
to be unhinged and then what are your real thoughts

00:39:04.559 --> 00:39:07.679
about like how well we're talking about private

00:39:07.679 --> 00:39:11.039
preppy school right okay so do we have any like

00:39:11.039 --> 00:39:14.199
rich parents that call in on the phone or no

00:39:14.199 --> 00:39:16.659
you can have some fun like every member living

00:39:16.659 --> 00:39:19.179
person on the breakfast club is a parent oh that'd

00:39:19.179 --> 00:39:20.860
be interesting yeah that'd be interesting like

00:39:21.280 --> 00:39:23.000
that'd be really fun like somehow like she's

00:39:23.000 --> 00:39:25.960
the secretary of the school somehow oh cameos

00:39:25.960 --> 00:39:28.840
yeah just cameo them that would be fun we are

00:39:28.840 --> 00:39:31.019
doing that we're gonna decide that yeah yeah

00:39:31.019 --> 00:39:32.760
because i mean we're talking it's a private school

00:39:32.760 --> 00:39:37.019
well i all movies do have a lead right as we're

00:39:37.019 --> 00:39:39.559
i mean we know we're gonna have an ensemble but

00:39:39.559 --> 00:39:42.619
we're gonna have a lead so is anybody popping

00:39:42.619 --> 00:39:45.760
out to you as a as somebody you're really liking

00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:50.340
right now Is that age of a lead or, you know,

00:39:50.360 --> 00:39:54.380
even that time in their peak? Yeah, I think.

00:39:54.920 --> 00:39:58.000
How old is the Frankenstein fellow? Which one?

00:39:58.139 --> 00:40:01.840
Jacob Elordi. Ooh, I don't know. I feel like

00:40:01.840 --> 00:40:03.980
he could do it. He can do it. He could be an

00:40:03.980 --> 00:40:11.260
exchange student. Okay, can I, as a side character,

00:40:11.400 --> 00:40:14.260
maybe, no, as part of the group, yes, because

00:40:14.260 --> 00:40:18.349
he's. Really tall. And I think it's hilarious

00:40:18.349 --> 00:40:21.809
that he be distractingly tall in a foreign exchange.

00:40:22.250 --> 00:40:24.949
Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Are you okay with that? Yeah,

00:40:24.969 --> 00:40:26.269
I'm totally okay with that. Have you seen the

00:40:26.269 --> 00:40:27.969
Frankenstein movie? Yeah, we saw it together.

00:40:29.650 --> 00:40:34.239
Jesus. You know what? Brain wave. I thought I

00:40:34.239 --> 00:40:36.420
saw that at home and now I just put us at the

00:40:36.420 --> 00:40:38.380
theater. Forgive me. I thought I watched it at

00:40:38.380 --> 00:40:41.280
home. But no, here's a question before I answer.

00:40:41.400 --> 00:40:43.239
That was a real moment, everybody. You saw me

00:40:43.239 --> 00:40:45.760
fail in life. I could see the hamster wheels

00:40:45.760 --> 00:40:49.039
a spin and when he's like, wait, did I? Yeah.

00:40:49.880 --> 00:40:54.579
Thanks for the soft out. So, you know what? I'm

00:40:54.579 --> 00:40:57.159
not going to. I think he's probably. He's definitely

00:40:57.159 --> 00:40:59.599
believable. Look at him. All right. He's believable.

00:41:00.380 --> 00:41:02.900
Here's my next question. Yeah. Is this a period

00:41:02.900 --> 00:41:05.760
piece or is this like current times right now?

00:41:06.400 --> 00:41:09.780
Like, are we set dressing? It feels like times.

00:41:09.960 --> 00:41:14.219
Okay. I'm curious. Yeah. Cause I was like setting

00:41:14.219 --> 00:41:16.159
a private school in the sixties as setting a

00:41:16.159 --> 00:41:19.300
private school in 2026 is a very vastly different

00:41:19.300 --> 00:41:22.500
aesthetics. Right. That's a good point. So I

00:41:22.500 --> 00:41:24.679
was like, I feel like setting in time really

00:41:24.679 --> 00:41:26.940
make a, an important distinction on like how

00:41:26.940 --> 00:41:30.210
the story would be operated. absolutely so we're

00:41:30.210 --> 00:41:32.449
thinking like at least modern what we'll say

00:41:32.449 --> 00:41:35.329
from the 2010s on forward somewhere in the last

00:41:35.329 --> 00:41:38.550
20 years this exists yeah everybody can kind

00:41:38.550 --> 00:41:41.869
of see themselves in this scenario all right

00:41:41.869 --> 00:41:45.789
you're in the space having just uh finished stranger

00:41:45.789 --> 00:41:47.869
things i think natalie dyer could do a really

00:41:47.869 --> 00:41:51.980
good job as the female lead i and uh having been

00:41:51.980 --> 00:41:54.079
playing a high school student for 10 years i

00:41:54.079 --> 00:41:56.539
think she's still within our age range not to

00:41:56.539 --> 00:41:58.320
say that i think it matters because i if i remember

00:41:58.320 --> 00:42:01.380
correctly our premise is any actor from any time

00:42:01.380 --> 00:42:04.159
yeah so you could theoretically go like judy

00:42:04.159 --> 00:42:08.159
garland right yeah yeah yes i think that you

00:42:08.159 --> 00:42:11.940
know what a great lead wonderful wonderful wonderful

00:42:11.940 --> 00:42:14.300
wonderful yes i think stranger things we just

00:42:14.300 --> 00:42:19.610
restarted it yeah so i'm i'm i've see her I'm

00:42:19.610 --> 00:42:21.829
watching her again as her character started.

00:42:21.989 --> 00:42:24.610
It's fucking wild. I think she could really carry

00:42:24.610 --> 00:42:27.030
this role. I guess our private school is a co

00:42:27.030 --> 00:42:29.969
-ed private school. You know what? All bets are

00:42:29.969 --> 00:42:33.010
off. Are we thinking an R -rated movie where

00:42:33.010 --> 00:42:35.889
they get into actual adult things or do we not

00:42:35.889 --> 00:42:38.630
show the dorm partying and these flashback scenes

00:42:38.630 --> 00:42:42.949
with our principal? That's fascinating. He confiscates

00:42:42.949 --> 00:42:45.909
the drugs. We're parodying all this. He's hopeful.

00:42:46.570 --> 00:42:49.269
Turns out he's the one who's just, he's actually

00:42:49.269 --> 00:42:51.670
the drug dealer of the school. Nobody knows it.

00:42:51.730 --> 00:42:55.570
That'd be funny. Well, isn't that the 21 Jump

00:42:55.570 --> 00:42:57.789
Street remake thing? It's the teacher. Yeah,

00:42:57.789 --> 00:42:59.949
it is the teacher. It is. I like the idea that

00:42:59.949 --> 00:43:03.130
they're all going like, and everybody's trying

00:43:03.130 --> 00:43:08.449
to solve this because it's so suspicious. Yeah.

00:43:08.449 --> 00:43:11.369
Like everybody's somehow guilty. It's clearly

00:43:11.369 --> 00:43:14.409
a murder. And this begs the question a little

00:43:14.409 --> 00:43:17.619
bit, potentially. do we need to set up a motive

00:43:17.619 --> 00:43:21.159
for it to be murder? He's a good person, but

00:43:21.159 --> 00:43:26.920
do we, as a viewer of this movie, we know what

00:43:26.920 --> 00:43:28.400
the end is, but do you think people are going

00:43:28.400 --> 00:43:30.199
to be like, well, there has to be a motive. He

00:43:30.199 --> 00:43:33.800
just keeled over. It's Tom Hanks. Maybe he just

00:43:33.800 --> 00:43:38.400
had a heart attack, but he's clear. Well, it

00:43:38.400 --> 00:43:41.360
looks like he was poisoned, but he accidentally

00:43:41.360 --> 00:43:45.230
poisoned himself. To play into the parody. i

00:43:45.230 --> 00:43:47.489
feel like we could easily have it be it's a private

00:43:47.489 --> 00:43:49.989
school so we can have it like if he's the principal

00:43:49.989 --> 00:43:53.590
and or dean right you could have it be like perhaps

00:43:53.590 --> 00:43:56.210
where like the board because it's a private school

00:43:56.210 --> 00:43:59.210
comes in and is like hey we know we just died

00:43:59.210 --> 00:44:01.969
but uh no students are allowed to go home until

00:44:01.969 --> 00:44:05.000
we figure this thing out And, like, they're doing

00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:08.639
their own external investigation that's running

00:44:08.639 --> 00:44:10.739
in parallel. But, like, it turns out that, like,

00:44:10.760 --> 00:44:12.679
these guys are actually just really incompetent.

00:44:12.800 --> 00:44:15.320
You can conflate a couple of little things. Like,

00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:19.500
you know, hey, last minute, there's been some

00:44:19.500 --> 00:44:22.639
financial fracas. Okay. Yeah. And so there's

00:44:22.639 --> 00:44:25.019
a little bit of stress, you know, that, like,

00:44:25.039 --> 00:44:26.840
that could be played in some of these things.

00:44:26.900 --> 00:44:29.920
I can see that. The only thing was this thing

00:44:29.920 --> 00:44:32.920
and it could not be that big a deal and it never

00:44:32.920 --> 00:44:35.340
was, you know, it was never, but it's enough

00:44:35.340 --> 00:44:39.559
because the death is so unnatural. And maybe

00:44:39.559 --> 00:44:41.800
I think it happens on stage. Yeah. And he's known

00:44:41.800 --> 00:44:44.300
as being healthy or like you set up like this

00:44:44.300 --> 00:44:47.260
is just wrong. Yeah. And I think if it's strong

00:44:47.260 --> 00:44:50.619
enough, you know, people like in lockdown and

00:44:50.619 --> 00:44:54.559
that's the fun because you're. Everybody starts

00:44:54.559 --> 00:44:57.599
to, you know, is being interviewed, you know.

00:44:57.639 --> 00:45:00.539
Yeah. We can have the students who are trying

00:45:00.539 --> 00:45:02.699
to do their own thing. And that's our group,

00:45:02.699 --> 00:45:04.239
you know, who's being focused on. So what if

00:45:04.239 --> 00:45:06.559
somebody is actually, we have this external investigation

00:45:06.559 --> 00:45:07.860
coming in. But they have to be looking for a

00:45:07.860 --> 00:45:10.739
suspect. Yeah. Right. Somebody. What if they

00:45:10.739 --> 00:45:14.679
found out like, so what if the idea is like,

00:45:14.719 --> 00:45:18.000
we watch, we see him die. And then they're like,

00:45:18.619 --> 00:45:20.380
you're going through his bank accounts. Turns

00:45:20.380 --> 00:45:23.320
out. Yeah, he's just being set up for something.

00:45:23.320 --> 00:45:24.920
So we're just going to go through some stuff,

00:45:25.039 --> 00:45:27.260
and we're just going to ask some questions. So

00:45:27.260 --> 00:45:29.619
that gives us our bad guy. There is a bad guy.

00:45:29.659 --> 00:45:31.619
I think there's a bad guy, but it turns out like...

00:45:31.619 --> 00:45:34.739
And he's a patsy that looks like has been killed.

00:45:34.900 --> 00:45:38.099
But he still isn't murdered. It looks like he's

00:45:38.099 --> 00:45:41.800
been murdered. He dies before he's actually able

00:45:41.800 --> 00:45:46.380
to be murdered. Or the guy was... I think, potentially,

00:45:46.659 --> 00:45:49.610
we're talking embezzlement here. Yeah, exactly.

00:45:49.630 --> 00:45:52.150
It feels like a private school. So our dean slash

00:45:52.150 --> 00:45:55.289
principal here is embezzling money from the rich

00:45:55.289 --> 00:45:58.110
folks and they don't know that it's going on.

00:45:58.190 --> 00:46:01.829
And then he dies from an overdose from her kids,

00:46:03.010 --> 00:46:06.869
these pretentious kids partying in the dorms.

00:46:06.869 --> 00:46:09.230
And then turns out like there is somebody who

00:46:09.230 --> 00:46:12.289
is forcing him to embezzle or some nonsense like

00:46:12.289 --> 00:46:18.360
that. Oh, this is perfect. Can we have Margaret

00:46:18.360 --> 00:46:26.480
Qualley as a bully? Of course. Who is that? She's

00:46:26.480 --> 00:46:33.579
in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. She's in The

00:46:33.579 --> 00:46:39.739
Substance. We just talked about it. She is super

00:46:39.739 --> 00:46:43.380
powerful, this actress. I was thinking... You

00:46:43.380 --> 00:46:45.719
need, like, an unwilling, like, the opposite

00:46:45.719 --> 00:46:50.440
to Natalia, but who's in the gang anyway. Yeah.

00:46:51.380 --> 00:46:55.360
And she's a bully, like, full -on, like, prep

00:46:55.360 --> 00:46:57.739
school. Okay. Worst of the worst, but, like,

00:46:57.800 --> 00:47:00.679
a bully. I could see it. And maybe somebody is

00:47:00.679 --> 00:47:03.420
a suspect because maybe she's got a family name

00:47:03.420 --> 00:47:05.679
that's tied to some of the money thing. Yeah,

00:47:05.679 --> 00:47:07.920
yeah, yeah. So, like, you know, you want, you

00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:10.380
know, I don't know, like, it's maybe a little

00:47:10.380 --> 00:47:13.079
thin. But you give a little patsy situation.

00:47:13.860 --> 00:47:16.099
I feel like the whole thing about whodunit is

00:47:16.099 --> 00:47:18.079
to have as many red herrings as possible. Yeah,

00:47:18.079 --> 00:47:19.860
yeah, there you go. Everybody's a suspect, right?

00:47:19.940 --> 00:47:23.340
Isn't that kind of how it's supposed to be? Everybody's

00:47:23.340 --> 00:47:26.059
suspected until you figure it out. But we're

00:47:26.059 --> 00:47:28.380
parodying that, so it's like the idea is, well,

00:47:28.420 --> 00:47:30.500
yeah, of course everybody's a suspect, but none

00:47:30.500 --> 00:47:33.440
of them are actually in on it. Exactly. Do we

00:47:33.440 --> 00:47:36.239
have enough for a love interest thing between

00:47:36.239 --> 00:47:38.780
Jacob Elordi and Natalia Dyer? I feel like we

00:47:38.780 --> 00:47:40.719
could definitely do it. That kind of fulfills

00:47:40.719 --> 00:47:43.380
any need for that kind of. Yeah. Because he's

00:47:43.380 --> 00:47:46.380
the exchange student. But there I feel like in

00:47:46.380 --> 00:47:51.179
this dynamic needs to be another male. And there's

00:47:51.179 --> 00:47:53.199
another there's another stereotype we need to

00:47:53.199 --> 00:47:56.780
feel. But another spurned like an ex -boyfriend

00:47:56.780 --> 00:47:59.840
to Natalia. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

00:47:59.860 --> 00:48:03.900
We're friends. Before we get there, do you think,

00:48:03.940 --> 00:48:06.380
what was Jake's name? Or what was his name? Sorry,

00:48:06.500 --> 00:48:08.880
I'm spacing on it. Jacob Elordi. Jacob Elordi.

00:48:08.940 --> 00:48:10.480
Yeah. Do you think our foreign exchange student,

00:48:10.539 --> 00:48:14.159
Jacob Elordi, do you think his parents being

00:48:14.159 --> 00:48:17.340
a foreign exchange student, are they a known

00:48:17.340 --> 00:48:21.199
crime syndicate? Yeah. His red hair. Yeah, maybe

00:48:21.199 --> 00:48:23.980
they all have ties to this thing, which is why

00:48:23.980 --> 00:48:26.559
they're important. Yeah, exactly. I think that's

00:48:26.559 --> 00:48:28.579
the idea is a Gordian, not this. You keep tying

00:48:28.579 --> 00:48:30.320
right back into the idea. And none of it really

00:48:30.320 --> 00:48:33.280
does. It's just all stuff. It's all just fluff.

00:48:33.460 --> 00:48:35.500
Turns out. It's a lot to have fun with here.

00:48:35.659 --> 00:48:38.260
Yeah. I feel like we've gotten to the heart of

00:48:38.260 --> 00:48:41.460
it. Yes. I think there needs to be another male

00:48:41.460 --> 00:48:45.320
counterpart. What's his name? Josh. Josh. Is

00:48:45.320 --> 00:48:48.380
it not Hartnett? I wish it was Josh Hartnett.

00:48:48.440 --> 00:48:50.880
He should be in this. I mean, we could pick him

00:48:50.880 --> 00:48:52.780
from any time. So like heartthrob Josh Hartnett,

00:48:52.900 --> 00:48:55.800
you know, early 2000s, late 90s. He could definitely

00:48:55.800 --> 00:48:58.940
do it. Absolutely. Is there somebody current,

00:48:59.059 --> 00:49:01.280
though, that is piquing your interest right now?

00:49:03.039 --> 00:49:05.179
PETA from the Hunger Games. What's his last name?

00:49:05.559 --> 00:49:09.639
Yes. Space and I. Josh Hutcherson. Hutcherson,

00:49:09.780 --> 00:49:14.269
yeah. 100%. He would be. He's still within age

00:49:14.269 --> 00:49:16.230
range. He could do it. He fits the Hollywood

00:49:16.230 --> 00:49:18.349
gap, and he's current enough. Not to say that

00:49:18.349 --> 00:49:20.070
our rules require it need to be current. I'm

00:49:20.070 --> 00:49:21.929
just thinking if I was making it right now. Again,

00:49:21.929 --> 00:49:23.650
you're going to think I'm making this up. I'm

00:49:23.650 --> 00:49:26.230
not making this up. He came up recently because

00:49:26.230 --> 00:49:29.090
I was reading something that was super heartbreaking

00:49:29.090 --> 00:49:33.730
to me about how he thought after the Hunger Games

00:49:33.730 --> 00:49:37.670
that he'd made it, and he would blow up, right?

00:49:38.030 --> 00:49:41.489
And it didn't. He's like, my phone didn't ring.

00:49:42.440 --> 00:49:45.800
And what was I watching him in? Oh, The Beekeeper.

00:49:46.000 --> 00:49:47.360
Remember we talked about The Bee? Have you watched

00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:48.579
it yet? I'm still haven't seen it. It's on my

00:49:48.579 --> 00:49:51.519
list. Do it immediately. He is the villain and

00:49:51.519 --> 00:49:56.840
he's fucking tremendous in it. I love that Journey

00:49:56.840 --> 00:49:59.199
to the Center of the Earth movie with him and

00:49:59.199 --> 00:50:02.780
Brendan Fraser. The Rock's in the sequel. I was

00:50:02.780 --> 00:50:03.679
going to say you didn't like the one with The

00:50:03.679 --> 00:50:07.739
Rock. Did you know that... Hutcherson is in the

00:50:07.739 --> 00:50:09.940
Will Ferrell movie, Kicking and Screaming, the

00:50:09.940 --> 00:50:12.179
soccer movie. Yes, I was a child when that movie

00:50:12.179 --> 00:50:14.579
came out, so yes, I saw it. Okay, and being a

00:50:14.579 --> 00:50:17.780
Chicago person, the Dick thing was great. But

00:50:17.780 --> 00:50:25.599
I really like his everyday kind of relatability,

00:50:25.699 --> 00:50:28.880
and I have at least seen the first Five Nights

00:50:28.880 --> 00:50:32.139
at Freddy's movie in the theater. Are you aware

00:50:32.139 --> 00:50:33.900
of this stuff? Five Nights at Freddy's? Yeah,

00:50:33.920 --> 00:50:36.199
I haven't seen them. I wasn't a fan of the games,

00:50:36.239 --> 00:50:39.480
but I could see why he'd have fun. I have a son

00:50:39.480 --> 00:50:45.099
who was, this is fascinating, was into the games.

00:50:46.320 --> 00:50:49.260
Really big at the time of the first movie. I

00:50:49.260 --> 00:50:52.780
have Five Nights at Freddy's pajama bottoms.

00:50:53.340 --> 00:50:57.539
Hey, you got in hooked. So as a part of the thing,

00:50:57.599 --> 00:51:03.659
we both had t -shirts and... I was openly excited

00:51:03.659 --> 00:51:06.019
to see the movie, although I didn't know anything

00:51:06.019 --> 00:51:08.539
about it. And I thought the first one was dope.

00:51:08.619 --> 00:51:12.300
It was great. Hutcherson rules. Matthew Lillard

00:51:12.300 --> 00:51:17.219
is the shit. And maybe that's my age group. Perfect

00:51:17.219 --> 00:51:21.159
tie -in. Lillard's legit. And we could do a side

00:51:21.159 --> 00:51:24.199
podcast on how good he is in a lot of these other

00:51:24.199 --> 00:51:27.570
small movies. That dude is rad. He definitely

00:51:27.570 --> 00:51:29.409
doesn't get the main, main stage recognition

00:51:29.409 --> 00:51:32.510
he deserves, but you know, he's coming back and

00:51:32.510 --> 00:51:35.550
is, uh, in the new screen movie, which is going

00:51:35.550 --> 00:51:37.829
to be fun. I think that, yeah, I'm super psyched

00:51:37.829 --> 00:51:41.489
for that as well. So Hutcherson is our, uh, they

00:51:41.489 --> 00:51:44.449
were dating. Now she's into the, into the exchange

00:51:44.449 --> 00:51:50.400
too. Yes. The really tall. What other high school

00:51:50.400 --> 00:51:55.119
stereotypes are exciting to you? Is there a school

00:51:55.119 --> 00:51:57.539
nurse? I'm just throwing things out there because

00:51:57.539 --> 00:52:01.880
what we've done, Logan, is we have our first,

00:52:01.920 --> 00:52:05.519
second, third acts kind of done. So now we're

00:52:05.519 --> 00:52:08.519
fucking around with the cast and things like

00:52:08.519 --> 00:52:14.659
that. We're 38 minutes in to our time. So are

00:52:14.659 --> 00:52:18.760
there any other... um we got janitor danny mcbride

00:52:18.760 --> 00:52:22.059
right jan yeah janitor danny mcbride hey son

00:52:22.059 --> 00:52:25.099
turns out it's actually his kids all right because

00:52:25.099 --> 00:52:26.920
like i remember in college i heard those like

00:52:26.920 --> 00:52:28.920
if you work for the college for so many years

00:52:28.920 --> 00:52:30.980
like your kids can't go to certain schools and

00:52:30.980 --> 00:52:33.059
universities for free yeah so like there's people

00:52:33.059 --> 00:52:34.659
who've done that like they were full on janitors

00:52:34.659 --> 00:52:36.880
and like they sent their entire all their kids

00:52:36.880 --> 00:52:39.340
to school for free which is really cool hell

00:52:39.340 --> 00:52:41.719
yeah so it'll be interesting if we actually did

00:52:41.719 --> 00:52:43.500
that like danny mcbride's like actually like

00:52:43.500 --> 00:52:46.179
this really like interesting and like smart character

00:52:46.179 --> 00:52:48.440
yeah it turns out like he's just being a janitor

00:52:48.440 --> 00:52:50.420
to pay for his kids and like well you could have

00:52:50.420 --> 00:52:52.840
him in the background like getting into his rolls

00:52:52.840 --> 00:52:56.039
royce you could have him be in all the scenes

00:52:56.039 --> 00:52:58.619
and he's a suspect but like we never just the

00:52:58.619 --> 00:53:01.599
foil yeah a good guy have you seen the movie

00:53:01.599 --> 00:53:04.619
blood sucking bastards i haven't yes yeah yeah

00:53:04.619 --> 00:53:07.920
the the zombie or the vampire yes i'd love at

00:53:07.920 --> 00:53:10.920
the end when they reveal The security guy was

00:53:10.920 --> 00:53:12.719
in all of those scenes the whole time. He was

00:53:12.719 --> 00:53:15.079
like, yeah, I was there the whole time. And in

00:53:15.079 --> 00:53:18.139
an indie movie, that was such a brilliant stroke

00:53:18.139 --> 00:53:21.059
to me. It was hilarious where you just go in

00:53:21.059 --> 00:53:24.420
a flashback and you move the camera. Oh, yeah.

00:53:24.440 --> 00:53:26.360
By the way, five feet over there, that guy was

00:53:26.360 --> 00:53:29.119
there. The whole time. And that was the point

00:53:29.119 --> 00:53:31.000
of that character was that they were not very

00:53:31.000 --> 00:53:35.139
seen super often. All right. Here's a fun high

00:53:35.139 --> 00:53:39.219
school stereotype. The nerd. The nerd. As I understand

00:53:39.219 --> 00:53:42.019
it, maybe a nerd still exists between this time

00:53:42.019 --> 00:53:46.320
frame we're talking of, 2010. You're the youthier

00:53:46.320 --> 00:53:50.239
among us. I'm super fascinated with your breakfast

00:53:50.239 --> 00:53:57.539
clubby nerd stereotype because maybe that's not

00:53:57.539 --> 00:54:03.420
the kind of genre of movies that I see. The hottie

00:54:03.420 --> 00:54:06.760
to naughty. I mean, I did watch that. The classics.

00:54:06.780 --> 00:54:11.579
What is a nerd in this kind of scenario? Yeah.

00:54:11.960 --> 00:54:15.039
Well, I feel like in that time frame, if we're

00:54:15.039 --> 00:54:17.260
talking in the last 20 years, the nerd kind of

00:54:17.260 --> 00:54:21.519
became chic, right? It was everywhere. You look

00:54:21.519 --> 00:54:22.940
at the biggest movies of the time, especially

00:54:22.940 --> 00:54:25.440
like Marvel. What if the nerd and the uber rich

00:54:25.440 --> 00:54:28.300
kid are the same? Ooh, done. It's easy. I mean,

00:54:28.340 --> 00:54:31.659
it's easy to... Christopher Mintz plots. Right.

00:54:31.659 --> 00:54:35.000
Yeah. But maybe taking those two and putting

00:54:35.000 --> 00:54:37.219
them together because that's the point. Mm -hmm.

00:54:37.300 --> 00:54:39.840
You know? Mm -hmm. All right. Is there an app?

00:54:39.840 --> 00:54:41.679
Oh, they're all kind of rich kids, right? Yeah,

00:54:41.780 --> 00:54:44.159
but there's always one. There's always one who's

00:54:44.159 --> 00:54:47.559
richer than the others. Oh, yeah. But making

00:54:47.559 --> 00:54:51.239
that person the nerd in whatever aesthetically,

00:54:51.300 --> 00:54:55.400
whatever you think nerd is. Is this nerd so entitled

00:54:55.400 --> 00:54:57.820
that they have to have a servant? They're incapable

00:54:57.820 --> 00:55:00.260
of actually doing their own thing? They have...

00:55:00.409 --> 00:55:02.190
somebody that kind of follows them classroom

00:55:02.190 --> 00:55:04.829
to classroom. Like Prince Akeem from Coming to

00:55:04.829 --> 00:55:08.329
America? Yeah, legit. Why would somebody need

00:55:08.329 --> 00:55:11.269
a servant? I don't know, but as a private school,

00:55:11.269 --> 00:55:15.130
we're making a parody. Required. That feels like

00:55:15.130 --> 00:55:18.030
royalty. That feels like it's foreign royalty.

00:55:18.130 --> 00:55:20.909
No, it's a great idea. Put it on the exchange

00:55:20.909 --> 00:55:24.849
student. Give that element that he's got a man

00:55:24.849 --> 00:55:29.010
servant. This adult follows him everywhere in

00:55:29.010 --> 00:55:31.750
this private school. Okay, that's another character.

00:55:32.170 --> 00:55:34.050
I'm going to side note that because keep thinking

00:55:34.050 --> 00:55:38.090
of the nerd. It's the richest person and not

00:55:38.090 --> 00:55:42.849
the nicest, but the uber nerd. The nerd. Because

00:55:42.849 --> 00:55:45.050
that's the character that never comes together.

00:55:45.050 --> 00:55:48.269
Are we talking like the tech nerd? Yeah, and

00:55:48.269 --> 00:55:53.179
whatever tenant that looks like. The classics

00:55:53.179 --> 00:55:55.199
are always, you know, say Steve Jobs or Bill

00:55:55.199 --> 00:55:57.699
Gates. I'm going to throw a nerd at you. This

00:55:57.699 --> 00:56:00.599
may trigger you, Logan. Hit me. Role player.

00:56:01.400 --> 00:56:04.320
I can see it. You think it's somebody. I mean,

00:56:04.440 --> 00:56:06.599
entirely possible. It's around that time frame.

00:56:06.760 --> 00:56:09.199
And again, I just say. Are you thinking like

00:56:09.199 --> 00:56:12.800
role models kind of stereotype or like. Interesting.

00:56:13.139 --> 00:56:15.320
Yeah. Sean William Scott. Great movie, by the

00:56:15.320 --> 00:56:20.269
way. Yes. I'm thinking, again, you give an actor

00:56:20.269 --> 00:56:25.070
a chance to merge these two qualities and play

00:56:25.070 --> 00:56:29.349
maybe against type. Yeah, I can see it. I feel

00:56:29.349 --> 00:56:31.210
like you could do Josh Hutchinson could be your

00:56:31.210 --> 00:56:33.449
nerd character easily. Oh, no. I like him as

00:56:33.449 --> 00:56:37.869
the stoic boyfriend. He's the ex, but it doesn't

00:56:37.869 --> 00:56:39.130
mean he can't also be the nerd. No, no, no. I

00:56:39.130 --> 00:56:41.090
think we need another character. We need another

00:56:41.090 --> 00:56:42.789
character. Okay, so you're thinking. And another

00:56:42.789 --> 00:56:46.059
actor who's got... What if instead of an actor,

00:56:46.139 --> 00:56:50.079
you make an actress? Oh, yeah. Okay. Great. I

00:56:50.079 --> 00:56:52.340
was going to say, maybe we're thinking too hard

00:56:52.340 --> 00:56:55.559
on actor. Well, yeah, I say actor ubiquitously.

00:56:55.679 --> 00:56:59.760
I try to anyway. I do as well. Okay. Very fun

00:56:59.760 --> 00:57:02.320
because you can put those two stereotypes, again,

00:57:02.380 --> 00:57:05.119
reverse against each other. Right. She's uber

00:57:05.119 --> 00:57:09.139
rich and super charming. Super charming. I think

00:57:09.139 --> 00:57:12.019
like... All right. Here's a question. Let's start

00:57:12.019 --> 00:57:14.690
with this idea. what if it's like their parent

00:57:14.690 --> 00:57:18.530
is famous? Like their parent is a known famous

00:57:18.530 --> 00:57:23.650
person, rock star, celebrity. So real celebrity

00:57:23.650 --> 00:57:26.030
cameo. Yeah. Like we actually get somebody, you

00:57:26.030 --> 00:57:28.269
know, this is a live Tyler, Steven Tyler situation.

00:57:28.849 --> 00:57:30.989
Yeah. Like somebody get live Tyler in it. And

00:57:30.989 --> 00:57:32.909
then you have Steven Tyler show up as like, Hey,

00:57:33.010 --> 00:57:35.389
I'm Steven Tyler. You know, like not that it

00:57:35.389 --> 00:57:38.230
needs to be that. Yeah. I mean, I'd love for

00:57:38.230 --> 00:57:42.050
it to be like Olivia wild to play the mom or

00:57:42.050 --> 00:57:44.860
this character. Yeah, but I mean, no, no, no,

00:57:44.860 --> 00:57:47.760
that character. All right. I don't know who I

00:57:47.760 --> 00:57:52.559
want. Maybe not a high schooler. But Rich, is

00:57:52.559 --> 00:57:57.179
there a movie recently that you've seen that

00:57:57.179 --> 00:58:00.719
kind of evokes that kind of character? Not recently

00:58:00.719 --> 00:58:03.239
that's giving me that vibe. I can tell you who

00:58:03.239 --> 00:58:05.119
I want that character's parent to be. Who's the

00:58:05.119 --> 00:58:07.539
famous cameo? Maybe that helps us find the parent.

00:58:07.579 --> 00:58:10.039
You ready? This is my selection. I'm going to

00:58:10.039 --> 00:58:16.579
vote George Clooney. There was a pregnant pause

00:58:16.579 --> 00:58:19.260
there where he really thought about that. Is

00:58:19.260 --> 00:58:22.260
that like a suspension of disbelief like the

00:58:22.260 --> 00:58:26.380
Congress where Robin Wright is playing a version

00:58:26.380 --> 00:58:29.219
of herself and then she has kids? Maybe. And

00:58:29.219 --> 00:58:31.460
George Clooney is the dad? I don't know if it's

00:58:31.460 --> 00:58:32.780
quite like that. I just think it'd be fun to

00:58:32.780 --> 00:58:34.960
have George Clooney show up as this cameo, like

00:58:34.960 --> 00:58:37.940
uber famous rich person. But not to say that

00:58:37.940 --> 00:58:39.760
it needs to be him, but that was first selection

00:58:39.760 --> 00:58:43.139
off the top of the dome. All right. What if?

00:58:43.949 --> 00:58:46.349
Give me something else. Give me something. Okay,

00:58:46.429 --> 00:58:51.050
what if in true James Bond fashion, Clooney is

00:58:51.050 --> 00:58:54.650
the exchange student's manservant? That's the

00:58:54.650 --> 00:58:57.530
manservant? You think George Clooney? But it's

00:58:57.530 --> 00:59:00.989
more like bodyguard. Oh, okay, okay. He's head

00:59:00.989 --> 00:59:04.010
of security. And he's required to go with him.

00:59:04.070 --> 00:59:06.469
It's not that tough, but he keeps him like his

00:59:06.469 --> 00:59:08.429
accountant. You're thinking like Princess Diary

00:59:08.429 --> 00:59:12.170
style. I'm down. George Clooney's head of security

00:59:12.170 --> 00:59:16.530
for this exchange student. But he's also kind

00:59:16.530 --> 00:59:21.869
of butler. He's deadly. He's Alfred to Bruce

00:59:21.869 --> 00:59:28.010
Wayne. I got you. I like the famous cameo maybe

00:59:28.010 --> 00:59:32.320
being a profession that's non -traditional. Not

00:59:32.320 --> 00:59:35.739
maybe a musician. Okay. You know? But it's tough

00:59:35.739 --> 00:59:37.980
because do you want them, like, what if it's

00:59:37.980 --> 00:59:41.280
Kevin Smith and his real daughter? Right. You

00:59:41.280 --> 00:59:44.880
know, played. The nerd. You got, wow, there you

00:59:44.880 --> 00:59:47.460
go. Harley Quinn Smith. Plays your nerd character

00:59:47.460 --> 00:59:49.119
and then you have her dad. But Kevin Smith is

00:59:49.119 --> 00:59:51.400
a humble guy. Like, I don't know. Well, we're

00:59:51.400 --> 00:59:53.139
making a parody. Okay, so he plays a version

00:59:53.139 --> 00:59:57.019
of himself. Where he's just terrible? Where he's

00:59:57.019 --> 01:00:00.119
uber rich. He's the worst versions of himself.

01:00:00.199 --> 01:00:01.860
I think his daughter is great. Have you seen

01:00:01.860 --> 01:00:04.099
Yoga Hosiers? I have not, but I haven't had anything

01:00:04.099 --> 01:00:05.699
against her, but I mean, it's a solid suggestion.

01:00:06.139 --> 01:00:10.320
Okay, so Kevin Smith is our famous cameo dad.

01:00:10.599 --> 01:00:13.039
Famous cameo, playing himself and his daughter.

01:00:13.179 --> 01:00:15.639
Of course. Like Harley Quinn Smith. Dear Kevin

01:00:15.639 --> 01:00:17.559
Smith, if you want to make this movie as a director,

01:00:17.739 --> 01:00:21.099
we will gladly make this movie with you. Is that

01:00:21.099 --> 01:00:22.739
our director? Is Kevin Smith directing it and

01:00:22.739 --> 01:00:25.690
cameo starring? Yes. Because this is the kind

01:00:25.690 --> 01:00:27.630
of thing that he would do. And not to give us

01:00:27.630 --> 01:00:29.969
an easy out, but it does. It does feel like it

01:00:29.969 --> 01:00:32.369
would be a Kevin Smith spoof comedy fun time.

01:00:32.389 --> 01:00:36.530
I would laugh at it. You know, at one point he

01:00:36.530 --> 01:00:38.929
has to go like, yo, Silent Bob, shut your mouth.

01:00:40.690 --> 01:00:43.369
Yeah. Josh Hutchinson has to say that line for

01:00:43.369 --> 01:00:45.610
sure. I can see that. I can see him saying that.

01:00:45.909 --> 01:00:48.909
All right. All right. This is wonderful. I love

01:00:48.909 --> 01:00:50.929
this movie a lot. What's the tagline for our

01:00:50.929 --> 01:00:53.809
movie? For our Kevin Smith, all signs point somewhere

01:00:53.809 --> 01:00:56.670
else. High school drama whodunit. Wow. Well,

01:00:56.710 --> 01:01:02.110
okay. So I know Kevin Smith, he's got a good

01:01:02.110 --> 01:01:05.630
line to Johnny Depp. Is Johnny Depp in this movie?

01:01:05.630 --> 01:01:08.030
Spoiler, Johnny Depp is in the movie. I'm not

01:01:08.030 --> 01:01:12.820
sure. Yes, yes, yes. in an unrecognizable is

01:01:12.820 --> 01:01:15.280
he the whodunit investigator i would like to

01:01:15.280 --> 01:01:18.480
think like like if we had i i'd love to have

01:01:18.480 --> 01:01:22.780
a cop like who is like like billy zane maybe

01:01:22.780 --> 01:01:27.500
maybe is partners it that okay johnny dubb partners

01:01:27.500 --> 01:01:30.599
yeah yeah cops they're invested and there's a

01:01:30.599 --> 01:01:34.079
whole bunch of 21 jump street references yes

01:01:34.079 --> 01:01:37.360
you know what i mean okay zane and depth love

01:01:37.360 --> 01:01:43.989
it i love it his partners yes that's hilarious

01:01:43.989 --> 01:01:47.050
they're they're the detectives tasked with figuring

01:01:47.050 --> 01:01:50.349
this out uh -huh yeah i mean you need law enforcement

01:01:50.349 --> 01:01:54.590
right like everybody's locked down um i love

01:01:54.590 --> 01:02:00.349
like but but is there are there any direct Stabs.

01:02:00.349 --> 01:02:03.289
We're at 48 minutes. Any direct stabs that you

01:02:03.289 --> 01:02:06.670
want to take at any of the modern day whodunits.

01:02:06.670 --> 01:02:10.409
You have Hercule Poirot. No, does Hutcherson

01:02:10.409 --> 01:02:12.909
start out with like a crazy mustache? I think

01:02:12.909 --> 01:02:16.409
we got to give... Or an egg fetish? No. I don't

01:02:16.409 --> 01:02:19.869
know if we can have an egg fetish. Side note,

01:02:19.889 --> 01:02:22.050
I'm obsessed with those movies. It's a kind of

01:02:22.050 --> 01:02:24.710
dopamine for me that I just enjoy the shit out

01:02:24.710 --> 01:02:28.210
of and have since I was a kid. I think the idea

01:02:28.210 --> 01:02:30.090
is... you play it almost as straight as possible

01:02:30.090 --> 01:02:32.170
and that's the spoof right isn't that always

01:02:32.170 --> 01:02:33.989
the kind of the case you play it as straight

01:02:33.989 --> 01:02:36.389
as you possibly can yeah whilst also making fun

01:02:36.389 --> 01:02:38.449
because all you can have all the jokes yeah and

01:02:38.449 --> 01:02:43.409
you know like one of um daniel craig's or like

01:02:43.409 --> 01:02:45.610
his early thing and it doesn't really repeat

01:02:45.610 --> 01:02:49.750
uh in knives out as his hitting that piano key

01:02:49.750 --> 01:02:53.550
i think that's been maybe spoofed a bunch but

01:02:53.550 --> 01:02:56.949
like Maybe one of our cops like Depp could try

01:02:56.949 --> 01:02:59.429
to like always be taking on the persona of some,

01:02:59.530 --> 01:03:03.210
you know, ain't like old timey detective. Oh

01:03:03.210 --> 01:03:07.550
yeah. You know, or like a Sam Spade, Sam Diamond

01:03:07.550 --> 01:03:10.079
type of like. hey he's always gonna play the

01:03:10.079 --> 01:03:12.719
bad cop yeah yeah we have a scene where they're

01:03:12.719 --> 01:03:14.139
in the car together and he's like i'm gonna be

01:03:14.139 --> 01:03:15.940
bad cop he's like you're always bad cop like

01:03:15.940 --> 01:03:17.539
you're no good at it you're terrible at being

01:03:17.539 --> 01:03:20.079
bad cop there's a there's a lot of good cop bad

01:03:20.079 --> 01:03:23.440
cop and reverse ways to and i like sometimes

01:03:23.440 --> 01:03:26.380
where they like they just are bad cop bad cop

01:03:26.380 --> 01:03:29.480
yeah but when you have a situation like this

01:03:29.480 --> 01:03:33.900
where it could be uh people like that investigating

01:03:33.900 --> 01:03:36.889
this And they're a small town? Did we say this

01:03:36.889 --> 01:03:38.570
was kind of a small town? I mean, we said it

01:03:38.570 --> 01:03:40.130
was a private school, so, I mean, we can easily

01:03:40.130 --> 01:03:44.070
put this somewhere. Oh, that's fun. A remote

01:03:44.070 --> 01:03:46.389
location, like we're in the Vermont, you know,

01:03:46.389 --> 01:03:50.269
foothills. That's fun. Billy Zane is just in

01:03:50.269 --> 01:03:55.900
a turtleneck the whole time. I'm down. It's always

01:03:55.900 --> 01:03:58.760
in a Vermont neck. It's just in Vermont. That's

01:03:58.760 --> 01:04:00.639
a different kind of V -neck, baby. It's a Vermont

01:04:00.639 --> 01:04:02.360
neck. I feel like Depp's character has to have,

01:04:02.380 --> 01:04:04.840
like, the wharf fisherman's hat. How many bracelets?

01:04:04.920 --> 01:04:07.260
You know? Wharf fisherman's hat. Yeah, you know

01:04:07.260 --> 01:04:09.619
exactly what I'm talking about. He's got to have

01:04:09.619 --> 01:04:12.219
it. I don't know why. I think he'd do that. All

01:04:12.219 --> 01:04:14.039
right. I think he'd do anything. All right, so

01:04:14.039 --> 01:04:17.059
hold on. So we got a title. We got a director.

01:04:17.760 --> 01:04:21.079
Thank you, Mr. Kevin Smith. And a writer. I love

01:04:21.079 --> 01:04:23.880
the idea of the snappy dialogue. Do you have

01:04:23.880 --> 01:04:26.699
anybody in mind for a composer? It could be.

01:04:26.800 --> 01:04:29.019
I can see it in both. I can see both. I feel

01:04:29.019 --> 01:04:30.500
like a better color, but black and white would

01:04:30.500 --> 01:04:33.159
be fun. Very artistic decision. Who do you want

01:04:33.159 --> 01:04:35.599
to compose? Do you want just like needle drops?

01:04:35.940 --> 01:04:39.039
Are you thinking kind of like you just wedge

01:04:39.039 --> 01:04:44.239
in some classic new tunes? So your typical whodunit

01:04:44.239 --> 01:04:48.219
has a very... uh typical and kind of familiar

01:04:48.219 --> 01:04:51.719
cadence to it there's a yeah to it right is that

01:04:51.719 --> 01:04:53.699
wrong no i feel like that's right there's there's

01:04:53.699 --> 01:04:56.820
there's a speed then what we have are elements

01:04:56.820 --> 01:05:00.559
of like a and i may have said it earlier and

01:05:00.559 --> 01:05:04.159
incorrectly 80 but like high school like the

01:05:04.159 --> 01:05:07.119
faculty that's 90s but like a high a current

01:05:07.119 --> 01:05:10.679
height or a prep school prep school rather which

01:05:10.679 --> 01:05:15.260
you're I'm seeing as more strings. Okay. You

01:05:15.260 --> 01:05:19.239
say preppy, and that's what I thought of. Sophistication

01:05:19.239 --> 01:05:20.920
is what's coming to mind with your preppiness.

01:05:20.920 --> 01:05:22.980
And that's just your classical type of thing,

01:05:23.019 --> 01:05:25.420
you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I think it's

01:05:25.420 --> 01:05:29.039
a representation of class, right? Like, if it

01:05:29.039 --> 01:05:31.760
was a private school located, you know, in a

01:05:31.760 --> 01:05:34.500
city, it's a different kind of school than one's

01:05:34.500 --> 01:05:36.960
like... Well, my parents are from the old country.

01:05:37.079 --> 01:05:39.340
Yeah, exactly. You know what I'm saying? Location

01:05:39.340 --> 01:05:43.199
and geography are kind of everything. And it

01:05:43.199 --> 01:05:46.760
kind of feels like we built... I come from old

01:05:46.760 --> 01:05:51.079
money. Yeah. Right? It just feels East Coast

01:05:51.079 --> 01:05:54.019
elitist, right? That's what it feels like. Not

01:05:54.019 --> 01:05:55.780
to say it has to be East Coast, but it kind of

01:05:55.780 --> 01:05:58.159
feels like we built a whodunit in this beautiful

01:05:58.159 --> 01:06:02.360
small town private campus kind of place. And

01:06:02.360 --> 01:06:04.750
then this dude just falls over dead. Yeah. Oops,

01:06:04.809 --> 01:06:10.849
sorry. Yeah. What about a jazzy score, a Mancini

01:06:10.849 --> 01:06:14.329
type of thing? I'm down for a little fast pace.

01:06:14.489 --> 01:06:17.289
Yeah. Is there anybody who does anything like

01:06:17.289 --> 01:06:19.769
that now? Off the top of the head? Could Hans

01:06:19.769 --> 01:06:22.889
Zimmer? I'm sure he could. Could you say Hans

01:06:22.889 --> 01:06:26.369
Zimmer? Mm -hmm. We want a good sense of adventure

01:06:26.369 --> 01:06:29.789
in this high school gym, but do your best Henry

01:06:29.789 --> 01:06:35.090
Mancini. right you like jazzy yeah i can see

01:06:35.090 --> 01:06:37.329
it and you can play with some tones and maybe

01:06:37.329 --> 01:06:40.949
um we need like you say you need almost like

01:06:40.949 --> 01:06:44.409
a not a frantic pace but you need a pace like

01:06:44.409 --> 01:06:47.170
an under theme of like something that's always

01:06:47.170 --> 01:06:49.710
kind of frantically going to happen next right

01:06:49.710 --> 01:06:56.070
yeah i you know i i love um henry mancini type

01:06:56.070 --> 01:06:58.329
of music just to listen to you know what i mean

01:06:58.329 --> 01:07:03.340
um i I don't know who, if you do any like jazz

01:07:03.340 --> 01:07:05.559
scores as much anymore. Do you know what I mean?

01:07:05.599 --> 01:07:08.300
Yeah. Like how often do you see that kind of

01:07:08.300 --> 01:07:11.699
typical music, but there's other interesting

01:07:11.699 --> 01:07:15.739
angles. Like, do you remember, and I may not

01:07:15.739 --> 01:07:19.199
say the full title, but Birdman or the unexpected.

01:07:19.619 --> 01:07:23.880
Yeah. Do you remember that score? I do not. It

01:07:23.880 --> 01:07:28.079
was just drums. Really? Yeah. I feel like that

01:07:28.079 --> 01:07:31.079
could be. Easily could also happen here. But

01:07:31.079 --> 01:07:33.059
kind of interesting. All right. I'm going to

01:07:33.059 --> 01:07:36.219
go with just out of the, because I love the movie

01:07:36.219 --> 01:07:39.539
Ready or Not. And Brian Tyler did the score.

01:07:39.760 --> 01:07:43.260
Okay. Brian Tyler, I believe. Is Ready or Not,

01:07:43.300 --> 01:07:47.019
that's the one where. Samara Weaving. Yeah. She

01:07:47.019 --> 01:07:50.699
gets married. But he, well, he's best known for

01:07:50.699 --> 01:07:54.699
Iron Man 3, Law Abiding Citizen, Avengers Age

01:07:54.699 --> 01:07:56.860
of Ultron. It feels like he's got the. But he's

01:07:56.860 --> 01:08:00.659
a big, he's a, you know, But I think he does

01:08:00.659 --> 01:08:03.480
kind of add some pop music mentality sometimes

01:08:03.480 --> 01:08:08.980
in his shit, too. So I'd love to see him do a

01:08:08.980 --> 01:08:11.280
score for this. I'm down. And then do some jazz.

01:08:11.380 --> 01:08:14.420
Do your best kind of Mancini. I'm down. I feel

01:08:14.420 --> 01:08:18.619
like given the parameters, we as the creators.

01:08:18.899 --> 01:08:24.029
Yeah, I feel like that alone. gave him the credence

01:08:24.029 --> 01:08:26.010
to do this. I'm probably missing a lot of the

01:08:26.010 --> 01:08:29.789
huge things that he's done, but Scream, the new

01:08:29.789 --> 01:08:32.909
Scream, actually, ironically. A lot of Scream.

01:08:33.050 --> 01:08:35.729
I'm with you. I agree with you. I know we're

01:08:35.729 --> 01:08:38.529
running low on time. We can Brian Tyler it. Have

01:08:38.529 --> 01:08:41.510
you thought of a tagline? Any thoughts on a tagline?

01:08:42.289 --> 01:08:44.109
We've pushed it to the last few moments here.

01:08:44.170 --> 01:08:45.840
I don't know how much is left. We've got five

01:08:45.840 --> 01:08:48.279
minutes. Five minutes for a tagline? We're insane.

01:08:48.579 --> 01:08:51.020
All signs point somewhere else, and now we've

01:08:51.020 --> 01:08:53.000
got to come up with a tagline? All signs point

01:08:53.000 --> 01:08:58.479
somewhere else. Tagline. Here we go. There's

01:08:58.479 --> 01:09:00.899
a little bit of a love affair in here. At the

01:09:00.899 --> 01:09:08.739
end of it, there is no whodunit. We're spoofing

01:09:08.739 --> 01:09:13.279
it. There may be some other things that are going

01:09:13.279 --> 01:09:18.100
on. You know what I mean? But illegal money or

01:09:18.100 --> 01:09:22.119
whatever. But at the end of the conclusion of

01:09:22.119 --> 01:09:24.640
the film is that unfortunately through a comical

01:09:24.640 --> 01:09:30.560
error. Yeah. Dies unexpectedly. Yeah. So, and

01:09:30.560 --> 01:09:32.260
you have, you know, again, we didn't talk a lot

01:09:32.260 --> 01:09:34.819
about the journeys and nuances of the movie,

01:09:34.859 --> 01:09:40.140
but. I don't know how good it is. Yeah. But I'm

01:09:40.140 --> 01:09:42.260
kind of angling towards this drug idea. What

01:09:42.260 --> 01:09:46.960
about. Blown away. Blown away. Because he's going

01:09:46.960 --> 01:09:50.800
to end up doing the modern version of blow, I

01:09:50.800 --> 01:09:53.859
guess. That is true. Blown away. That is true.

01:09:53.960 --> 01:09:57.159
And this character dies. All signs point somewhere

01:09:57.159 --> 01:09:59.479
else. Blown away. Just one popped in my head.

01:09:59.539 --> 01:10:02.220
I don't know. Simple is better. Simple is better.

01:10:02.340 --> 01:10:06.739
That's the tagline? Okay. All signs point somewhere

01:10:06.739 --> 01:10:10.720
else. Simple is better. All signs point somewhere

01:10:10.720 --> 01:10:14.020
else. Blown away. Yeah. Now it's interesting.

01:10:14.159 --> 01:10:17.020
Now we say the. Yeah. Interesting. All right.

01:10:17.060 --> 01:10:21.359
So are you seeing a poster? I see like a shadow

01:10:21.359 --> 01:10:26.739
and a stage. Yeah. And like he's standing up

01:10:26.739 --> 01:10:31.630
and it's down and. So all signs point somewhere

01:10:31.630 --> 01:10:34.010
else. That's, you know, I see like for some reason,

01:10:34.069 --> 01:10:35.909
like his outline is like an outline of like,

01:10:35.909 --> 01:10:38.869
instead of chalk, it's like, if we get, if we

01:10:38.869 --> 01:10:41.590
get really, really pressed for time, we could,

01:10:41.630 --> 01:10:44.050
the tagline could be from the writer director

01:10:44.050 --> 01:10:47.289
of clerks. Yeah. But that feels cheap. I know.

01:10:47.390 --> 01:10:50.130
I'm just saying cheap. That's you might as well

01:10:50.130 --> 01:10:52.569
say five stars from Robert or two thumbs from

01:10:52.569 --> 01:10:54.729
Roger Ebert, you know, all signs pointing somewhere

01:10:54.729 --> 01:10:59.159
else. You know, maybe it's something, you know,

01:10:59.159 --> 01:11:02.819
profound that George Clooney always says or Danny

01:11:02.819 --> 01:11:06.260
McBride always says. Matthew McConaughey. All

01:11:06.260 --> 01:11:10.239
right. All right. You know, like, oh, it's all

01:11:10.239 --> 01:11:13.199
right. Oh, it's all right. All signs point somewhere

01:11:13.199 --> 01:11:17.689
else. It's all right. Maybe. Maybe. I feel like

01:11:17.689 --> 01:11:21.590
we got to hit something funny. The kids are all

01:11:21.590 --> 01:11:25.409
right, all right, all right? Only if McConaughey's

01:11:25.409 --> 01:11:27.210
in the movie. The kids are all right, all right,

01:11:27.229 --> 01:11:30.069
all right. That's not bad. That's not bad. All

01:11:30.069 --> 01:11:32.090
signs point somewhere else. The kids are all

01:11:32.090 --> 01:11:34.529
right, all right, all right. Because it's a spoof.

01:11:34.609 --> 01:11:38.369
You expect to spoof a... The tagline should be

01:11:38.369 --> 01:11:41.569
a spoof. Maybe. You could. All signs point somewhere

01:11:41.569 --> 01:11:45.630
else. I could see one being like, get bent. But

01:11:45.630 --> 01:11:48.210
I don't know if that works at all. Yeah. Don't

01:11:48.210 --> 01:11:50.329
know how I feel about that. It may not work within

01:11:50.329 --> 01:11:53.750
the confines of what we're doing. Yeah. But like

01:11:53.750 --> 01:11:57.069
with something like this, you know, if it has

01:11:57.069 --> 01:12:00.390
to be tied to the end, it's about a mistake.

01:12:00.750 --> 01:12:06.949
It's about, you know, like. Yeah. Oops, I did

01:12:06.949 --> 01:12:12.520
it again. You know, that kind of thing. yeah

01:12:12.520 --> 01:12:14.899
i don't know what it's gonna be the kids are

01:12:14.899 --> 01:12:17.340
all right all right all right combines two it

01:12:17.340 --> 01:12:20.739
does it does combine it and you know what you

01:12:20.739 --> 01:12:23.760
could we okay it could be this the kids are are

01:12:23.760 --> 01:12:27.140
not not right all right all right like make it

01:12:27.140 --> 01:12:29.439
confusing that's what i mean like if you did

01:12:29.439 --> 01:12:34.760
intentionally yeah the kids are not are not not

01:12:34.760 --> 01:12:39.640
not all right all right all right hold on i'm

01:12:39.640 --> 01:12:42.770
writing it down Does it look good? Does it look

01:12:42.770 --> 01:12:46.289
like it'd fit? Yes. So the kids are not, not

01:12:46.289 --> 01:12:51.970
a writer, right? It's super fun. And it makes

01:12:51.970 --> 01:12:54.350
us smile to say, cause can you imagine it on

01:12:54.350 --> 01:12:57.130
a poster? Like it's everything's super wordy

01:12:57.130 --> 01:12:58.989
and it sucks. Like all science points somewhere

01:12:58.989 --> 01:13:03.090
else. And then like, you can make it, you know,

01:13:03.090 --> 01:13:05.510
design wise, you know, all science points somewhere

01:13:05.510 --> 01:13:08.819
else. And then, you know, tagline. Maybe small,

01:13:09.020 --> 01:13:11.520
but big. Like, the kids are not, not all right,

01:13:11.560 --> 01:13:13.380
all right? I don't even know what it means, too.

01:13:13.800 --> 01:13:17.500
Kids are not, not all right. He's being sold

01:13:17.500 --> 01:13:20.359
on this. Oh, we have seconds to spare. Oh, man,

01:13:20.520 --> 01:13:22.359
look at that. You might have to be forced into

01:13:22.359 --> 01:13:25.600
saying yes, but we can end on. It's growing on

01:13:25.600 --> 01:13:27.779
me. The more I say it, I won't lie. It's just

01:13:27.779 --> 01:13:31.699
hilarious. The kids are not, not all right. All

01:13:31.699 --> 01:13:34.359
right. All right. Yeah, two all rights. All right.

01:13:34.760 --> 01:13:38.079
Yeah, so the kids are not, comma, not, all right,

01:13:38.220 --> 01:13:41.880
comma, all right. With the double negative double

01:13:41.880 --> 01:13:44.840
all right. It's about punctuation. Maybe there

01:13:44.840 --> 01:13:46.359
could be a third, all right? All right, all right.

01:13:46.460 --> 01:13:48.699
Well, on that note, if you guys want to see this

01:13:48.699 --> 01:13:50.720
movie get made, we will gladly make this movie.

01:13:50.800 --> 01:13:53.619
Kevin Smith, please reach out. We will pester

01:13:53.619 --> 01:13:55.659
you. We did it. We can make this movie. We would

01:13:55.659 --> 01:13:59.060
love to make this movie. I think we should. All

01:13:59.060 --> 01:14:01.439
signs point somewhere else. The kids are not,

01:14:01.479 --> 01:14:04.810
not all right, all right? The kids are not all

01:14:04.810 --> 01:14:08.149
right, all right. I feel like somewhere in that

01:14:08.149 --> 01:14:10.130
movie that needs to be aligned. We need to have

01:14:10.130 --> 01:14:12.529
somebody say, Molly Ringwald says that to one

01:14:12.529 --> 01:14:13.229
of the parents on the phone. Oh, yeah, we forgot

01:14:13.229 --> 01:14:16.350
about our parents, and that could be recast.

01:14:16.409 --> 01:14:18.909
Yeah, don't worry about the parents. But the

01:14:18.909 --> 01:14:22.470
idea that you could take so many lines and have

01:14:22.470 --> 01:14:26.210
fun with them, but I like the idea of wordplay

01:14:26.210 --> 01:14:29.149
to an extreme. Yeah. Like, if you're going to

01:14:29.149 --> 01:14:32.569
be ridiculous. Go all in. Be ridiculous. And

01:14:32.569 --> 01:14:34.710
I think Kevin Smith would like, yeah, I mean,

01:14:34.710 --> 01:14:39.569
he takes respectful stabs at a lot of things.

01:14:39.590 --> 01:14:42.050
And I love what he says about, like, making a

01:14:42.050 --> 01:14:44.850
movie, his big Hollywood movie. It's well documented

01:14:44.850 --> 01:14:48.869
how, like, disdainful and an awful experience

01:14:48.869 --> 01:14:51.569
it was. But, like, you know, he makes movies

01:14:51.569 --> 01:14:55.880
for those of us who like movies. I would see

01:14:55.880 --> 01:14:57.460
this movie. Would you see this movie? I absolutely

01:14:57.460 --> 01:14:59.560
would. Do you want to make this movie? I want

01:14:59.560 --> 01:15:03.539
to make it immediately. So what we could do is

01:15:03.539 --> 01:15:06.640
we can ask for your help if you just have a spare.

01:15:06.859 --> 01:15:08.920
How much does this cost? There's a lot of big

01:15:08.920 --> 01:15:11.119
names in this. We need a lot of money for this

01:15:11.119 --> 01:15:14.039
movie. No, no, no. We do it Spielberg style.

01:15:14.180 --> 01:15:15.880
We ask them to take a cut on the back end and

01:15:15.880 --> 01:15:17.579
we don't worry about paying anybody anything.

01:15:18.319 --> 01:15:20.439
Not to say that we would make money. You know

01:15:20.439 --> 01:15:25.350
what? I like your style. Well, again, until We

01:15:25.350 --> 01:15:28.109
are able to do this again next time. Thank you

01:15:28.109 --> 01:15:30.050
for, hey, thanks for making this movie. Thanks

01:15:30.050 --> 01:15:32.210
for making this movie with me. You're the coolest.

01:15:32.729 --> 01:15:34.609
Until we make movies again.