WEBVTT 00:00:01.540 --> 00:00:08.859 Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? What button do 00:00:08.859 --> 00:00:14.699 I have to... Oh, we're live? Oh, awesome! Hi! 00:00:15.339 --> 00:00:18.339 And welcome to Wasteland Broadcasting Network, 00:00:18.640 --> 00:00:22.199 brought to you by Happy Fallout Media. We're 00:00:22.199 --> 00:00:26.739 coming to you from a bunker that you don't know... 00:00:27.120 --> 00:00:29.539 Yeah, I'm not giving that information because 00:00:29.539 --> 00:00:35.579 then every zombie Raider warlord mutant and other 00:00:35.579 --> 00:00:38.780 nasty people will be coming to get us so That's 00:00:38.780 --> 00:00:40.119 not important. You need to don't need to worry 00:00:40.119 --> 00:00:45.320 about that one anyway After 15 years we are finally 00:00:45.320 --> 00:00:50.960 live on the air No more silence in the the wasteland. 00:00:50.960 --> 00:00:55.740 Yay. Oh my gosh. I'm so happy We're finally alive! 00:00:55.920 --> 00:00:59.280 Oh my goodness! Oh, I can now spread positivity 00:00:59.280 --> 00:01:04.480 and just joy throughout the Wasteland. Really, 00:01:04.620 --> 00:01:07.819 Nova? I mean, come on, just back off for a minute. 00:01:09.540 --> 00:01:11.579 Well, if she goes to say something, then I want 00:01:11.579 --> 00:01:14.319 to say something too. My name is Jace Hollowell, 00:01:14.799 --> 00:01:16.519 and I've got a book that's supposed to be coming 00:01:16.519 --> 00:01:19.299 out soon called The Wasteland Etiquette Guide. 00:01:19.760 --> 00:01:23.879 That's your guide to... No, Jace. No, Nova. Look. 00:01:24.170 --> 00:01:26.150 I'm just we're just down here to let everybody 00:01:26.150 --> 00:01:30.189 know that you know we're no longer silent that 00:01:30.189 --> 00:01:32.890 we actually are live now and that we are the 00:01:32.890 --> 00:01:36.530 first ones to actually get on the air and that's 00:01:36.530 --> 00:01:38.109 all we're not doing it like I said we're not 00:01:38.109 --> 00:01:40.489 doing any advertisements because people don't 00:01:40.489 --> 00:01:42.569 want to hear all that and we're just trying to 00:01:42.569 --> 00:01:51.030 say hey look we are still alive and we the serious 00:01:51.030 --> 00:01:54.750 elixir no label No questions. The strength has 00:01:54.750 --> 00:01:58.129 no name. The strength has no origin. The strength 00:01:58.129 --> 00:02:01.109 does not ask questions. What does it do? Who 00:02:01.109 --> 00:02:04.769 knows? What's in it? No one's sure. Where did 00:02:04.769 --> 00:02:09.530 it come from? That's really not important. Here's 00:02:09.530 --> 00:02:11.789 what we do know. So the harvest report increased 00:02:11.789 --> 00:02:14.009 strength. One individual eventually punched through 00:02:14.009 --> 00:02:18.129 a bunker door after consumption. Some claim temporary 00:02:18.129 --> 00:02:20.689 telepathy. but I'm only afraid hearing whispers 00:02:20.689 --> 00:02:23.330 from canned goods. Others describe alarm and 00:02:23.330 --> 00:02:25.969 hallucinations including visions of ancient warlords 00:02:25.969 --> 00:02:28.590 vending machine prophecies and floating beings 00:02:28.590 --> 00:02:31.689 speaking in pathetic rills. Try it today. Come 00:02:31.689 --> 00:02:38.449 on down to the abandoned mall at zone 18. What 00:02:38.449 --> 00:02:42.789 the hell was that? Somebody hacked us. Can you 00:02:42.789 --> 00:02:47.490 believe this? Somebody hacked us. Okay, for one 00:02:47.490 --> 00:02:51.569 thing. Just let everybody know we didn't Authorize 00:02:51.569 --> 00:02:54.750 that I guess now that somebody's on the air everybody's 00:02:54.750 --> 00:02:56.349 got to be on the air even though We're the first 00:02:56.349 --> 00:03:00.389 ones who did it, but anyway um one thing Don't 00:03:00.389 --> 00:03:03.270 go to sector 18 You don't want anything to do 00:03:03.270 --> 00:03:06.610 with that and the second thing is don't be drinking 00:03:06.610 --> 00:03:09.530 weird -ass liquids Just because somebody says 00:03:09.530 --> 00:03:12.090 it can you know make you a superhuman mutant 00:03:12.090 --> 00:03:18.120 whatever I Mean just don't do it I mean, unless 00:03:18.120 --> 00:03:20.319 you are or are planning to become an acolyte 00:03:20.319 --> 00:03:22.460 of the Great Vending Machine and you want to 00:03:22.460 --> 00:03:26.180 see or hear, you know, prophetic whatevers. So 00:03:26.180 --> 00:03:29.360 just, just don't do it. But of course we, I mean, 00:03:29.539 --> 00:03:32.000 I can't stop you, but you know, just use a little 00:03:32.000 --> 00:03:35.199 bit of common sense. Anyway, let's get back to 00:03:35.199 --> 00:03:41.020 the subject of... We were the first ones on the 00:03:41.020 --> 00:03:43.620 air. So let's just go over a little bit of what's 00:03:43.620 --> 00:03:46.810 going to happen. in the, you know, hopefully 00:03:46.810 --> 00:03:51.590 years to come. Now, if we - Oh, let me go first. 00:03:52.289 --> 00:03:55.789 My name is Nova Thorne, and I will be bringing 00:03:55.789 --> 00:04:02.969 to you doom and bloom. I mean, just because it's 00:04:02.969 --> 00:04:05.930 the Wasteland, and that doesn't mean that everyone 00:04:05.930 --> 00:04:09.770 has to be so sad all the time. I will bring positivity, 00:04:10.490 --> 00:04:14.229 and I will bring mindfulness to the Wasteland. 00:04:14.800 --> 00:04:20.079 And I have a song that I wrote just for you. 00:04:28.399 --> 00:04:33.399 No, no, no. I told you. No self -promotion right 00:04:33.399 --> 00:04:39.480 now. We're just trying to give an overview. You 00:04:39.480 --> 00:04:42.759 can sing on your own little show or one of your 00:04:42.759 --> 00:04:47.079 own segments or whatever. But, oh my gosh, you're 00:04:47.079 --> 00:04:52.319 just way too perky. Now, Abby, you just need 00:04:52.319 --> 00:04:56.399 to learn how to relax. I mean, I can give you 00:04:56.399 --> 00:05:00.100 some private sessions. No, no, no. I don't need 00:05:00.100 --> 00:05:03.720 any of that. Thank you. I'll... I have my own 00:05:03.720 --> 00:05:09.480 coping mechanisms. Thank you. So, anyway, besides 00:05:09.480 --> 00:05:15.930 Doom and Bloom... with Nova Thorne and then of 00:05:15.930 --> 00:05:19.389 course our resident writer Jace Halloway who 00:05:19.389 --> 00:05:24.310 is going to be giving you tips on survival and 00:05:24.310 --> 00:05:28.410 Just kind of telling you a few things We also 00:05:28.410 --> 00:05:31.389 will have they're not here right now, but Russ 00:05:31.389 --> 00:05:37.089 Buckner will be hosting, you know Bunker handyman 00:05:37.089 --> 00:05:41.149 he will be going to your bunkers individually 00:05:41.500 --> 00:05:45.600 and trying to fix the messes that you make. We 00:05:45.600 --> 00:05:50.240 have Vega Nightshade, I don't think that's her 00:05:50.240 --> 00:05:53.519 real name, but we have Vega Nightshade, who will 00:05:53.519 --> 00:05:56.699 be giving you cosmic horoscopes, you know, cosmic 00:05:56.699 --> 00:05:58.519 fallout, I think that's what she's calling it, 00:05:58.639 --> 00:06:03.860 yes. And then we also have, well we have, we're 00:06:03.860 --> 00:06:07.199 gonna have debates and we're even gonna have 00:06:07.199 --> 00:06:12.339 a, yes, a dating show. it's really gonna be exciting 00:06:12.339 --> 00:06:14.480 and of course, there's gonna be breaking news 00:06:14.480 --> 00:06:18.060 and I will be your your host for the news network 00:06:18.060 --> 00:06:21.459 and You know, it's just so much stuff coming 00:06:21.459 --> 00:06:24.160 up and we're really excited to share it with 00:06:24.160 --> 00:06:27.000 you And I guess that's all we have for you today. 00:06:27.459 --> 00:06:31.939 So You know, take care of yourselves, you know, 00:06:32.040 --> 00:06:34.120 make sure you hide though your your canned goods 00:06:34.120 --> 00:06:41.550 and Watch out for mutant raccoons So we'll see 00:06:41.550 --> 00:06:48.089 you next time. Oh. I wonder if that mysterious 00:06:48.089 --> 00:06:51.730 elixir can get you drunk. Hmm.