birth four the lateral liquor vishnu from the
side of shiva one the scriptural basis the liquid
manifestation in certain shiva puranas a variant
of the creation narrative describes a hierarchy
where shiva is the primordial source in this
account shiva wanting to create the universe
spread a liquorine essence of nectar on his left
side from this divine fluid a magnificent being
manifested vishnu the preserver of the world
this narrative explicitly places vishnu in a
subordinate born position relative to siva's
physical body and secretions key references and
citations siva rudra samhita section two chapter
one verses twenty through twenty five narrates
the emergence of vishnu from the left side of
shiva after the spreading of the divine nectar
skanda purana maheshwara khanda chapter two verses
fifteen to twenty affirms that vishnu was produced
from the side of mahadeva to facilitate the sustenance
of the world linga purana part one chapter seventy
verses twelve to sixteen discusses the emanation
of vishnu and brahma from the limbs of the great
lord two the scientific prosecution the chemistry
of liquorine birth the ancient sages seem to
have pioneered a form of dermal liquid synthesis
that bypasses every known law of organic chemistry
Let us prosecute the biology of this lateral
emanation from the body of Shiva. The Secretion
Fallacy The text mentions a licorine essence,
or nectar, spread on Shiva's left side. Even
if we grant Shiva a divine body, the scriptures
describe it using physical, biological terms.
He has a side, and he produces secretions. in
any biological framework secretions from the
skin like sweat sebum or nectar are either lubricants
or waste by what process of divine alchemy do
ethanol like compounds or sugary secretions on
shiva's epidermis reorganize themselves into
another complex multicellular being like vishnu
If Shiva's divine sweat can become a god, then
his body is governed by a chaotic biology where
waste products are interchangeable with life
forms. This is not divinity. It is a biological
absurdity. The MDNA, dead end, recurring. As
we must ask of all motherless births, where did
Vishnu obtain his mitochondrial DNA? MDNA is
strictly maternal. If Vishnu is a product of
Shiva's left side, he is a cellular void. Biologically,
he would lack the ATP -producing capacity to
even draw a breath, let alone preserve a universe.
If Vishnu has a starting point in Shiva, then
Vishnu is a demigod, not the self -existing one.
Further, Vishnu's origin from Shiva's side speaks
to how the Shaivites thought about Vishnu. This
theological subordination illustrates why both
Vaishnavites and Shaivites historically fought
and killed each other. Anatomy of the Side The
left side of a torso contains the spleen, the
descending colon, and the ribcage. It lacks any
reproductive infrastructure. did vishnu exit
through a rupture in shiva's skin was he a cutaneous
growth that detached like a scab the lack of
a uterine environment amniotic fluid and a placental
connection makes this a surgical and biological
nightmare even for a god species barrier and
chromosomal chaos shiva is often depicted with
a third eye and specific divine traits Vishnu
has his own distinct markers. How does a progenitor
produce a completely different species or avatar
through a skin secretion without a genetic blueprint
from a mother? This is not reproduction. It is
spontaneous, impossible combustion of matter.
The Nutrition Paradox A developing organism requires
massive amounts of glucose, proteins, and lipids.
If Vishnu manifested instantly from a nectar,
where was the weeks -long or months -long synthesis
of his organs? Did he pop out of Shiva's side
like a bubble, fully formed, without ever having
a heartbeat or a blood vessel connection to a
nutrient source? 3. The logical circle of dependent
gods This birth narrative exposes the utter instability
of the Hindu trinity. In birth 1, Brahma is born
from Vishnu. In birth 3, Shiva is born from Brahma.
Now, in birth 4, Vishnu is born from Shiva. The
self -begatting contradiction. This is a logical
circle that collapses on itself. If A is born
from B, B is born from C, and C is born from
A, then no one is eternal. this is a game of
divine musical chairs where every player is a
dependent effect and no one is the first cause
the liquoring god the idea that the supreme preserver
is a by -product of a liquor like secretion on
someone's ribs is the height of absurdity a being
that is poured out or emerges as a liquid by
-product is not god he is a chemical accident
the fallacy of origin if vishnu has a birth from
shiva's side he has a beginning in time as established
if a being has a beginning he must have an end
he is a created entity bound by the very laws
of the material world he supposedly governs only
in this myth for the biblical contrast the eternal
i am versus the liquid derivative what hope does
a side -born secretion offer to the untouchable
in the puranas this birth hierarchy is used to
justify the hierarchy of man some are born from
the head some from the side some from the feet
if your god is just a by -product of another's
anatomy then your worth is just as temporary
and anatomical contrast this with the true god
and jesus christ eternal independence the god
of the bible is never secreted he does not emerge
from the side of another deity he is the self
-existent one before the mountains were brought
forth from everlasting to everlasting you are
god psalm ninety two he does not need a left
side or a liquor to exist the singular holy incarnation
when jesus christ entered the world it was not
as a liquid essence but as a real historical
and holy child born of a woman to fulfil a promise
not to fulfill a karmic debt. Universal Dignity
Vishnu's birth from a side reinforces the idea
that we are all just parts of a cosmic machine.
Jesus' birth in a manger, however, proves that
God values the individual. He didn't stay higher
than us, but becomes like us to serve us. And
he became like us to save us. Vishnu is a myth
of lateral emanation. jesus is the truth of divine
descent one is a dependent by -product of a nectar
the other is the eternal bread of life who offers
himself to the world