Joe Rogan Podcast. Check it out. The Joe Rogan
Experience. Train by day. Joe Rogan Podcast by
night. All day. Thank you. Who do you mean by
those people? You know. You know. It's changed
over the years. The ones with the horns. I don't
know. You know. You mean band members? Who are
you talking about here? Stuff. Music. music industry
dude yeah we're just talking about we should
tell people we're talking about if you hum a
song just like fuck around and like you know
like the cocaine song you know what I mean if
you play Eric Clapton if you do that you'll get
flagged on YouTube and they take money from you
how desperate is that it's gross like you can't
even hum a song you can't like what are you talking
about you can't even hum in the future you're
not even going to be able to fall in love they're
going to charge you for it How are they going
to do that? Well, you won't be falling in love
with a person anymore. People will be outdated.
People come with problems. I ain't coming on
no bot. No? Ever? What about in one? No. What
will they do with it? Keep it. Yeah. Maybe that's
what keeps them alive. Imagine that. Let me think
about it for just a second. You've got to fuck
her every day to keep her alive. If you don't,
she starts shriveling up on you like she's on
Ozempic. So she's Latino, you're saying. You
got to keep her plump. You got to keep the juices
flowing, huh? There'd be guys that would sign
up for that. Okay, I think I could do that. But
day 5 ,026 in a row, you'd be like, oh, my God,
I can't do this. Yeah. And she's dying. Why is
she dying? She's electric, isn't she? She only
gets powered by cum. Oh, it's sad. In three days
with no cum, she shuts off and that's it. And
you can't bring her back. I'd shut her down quick.
I'll tell you that, dude. She would be... You'd
have to let your buddies fuck her just to keep
her alive. Oh, that's going to be gross, Joe.
It would be. And it would be sad and stuff like
that. And you'd have somebody late at night like,
hey, bro. Who loves her? Yeah, what's your wife
doing? Texting you at like 4 a .m.? Bro, if you
need me to keep her alive, he's over there stroking
it while he's on the phone with you. Bro, plug
your wife in for a little bit, bro. Let me come
over there. We're getting close. Did you see
those ones they have at the Consumer Electronics
Show in Vegas? The dancing ones? No, it's an
AI companion. That's a robot. It's like a very
pretty lady and her mouth moves and she talks
and it's not there yet, but it's in the neighborhood.
You know, it's not at the right door, but it
just entered the community. You know what I mean?
You think so? You know, some communities have
that awning, welcome to like Paradise Estates
and you go through and there's all the houses
in the subsection. Yeah. It's in the door. Right.
It's in the door. It's just not at your house
yet. Hidden Oaks or whatever. Exactly. Or Hunter's
Glen or Racist Cove or whatever. The fuck robot
has made it through. onto your street. It's just
not at your house yet. And it will be in five
to ten years. My kids aren't fucking robots.
They will. If you have kids, they're going to
fuck robots. No, they won't, Joe. You won't be
able to stop them. All their friends are going
to be able to do it. It'd be rude. It'd be like
keeping them off social media. That's crazy,
dude. If you keep your kids off social media,
they feel left out. They're like, come on, Dad.
Let me get Snapchat. Like, no, son. I want you
to... Concentrate on your homework and your football.
Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad. Let me get Snapchat.
No. Look, your dad wakes you up early. He's like,
look, one of you little bastards left the freaking
cum robot in the yard. Which one of you? All
delirious. Covered in cum. All your friends fucked
it. That's sad. But I do think that one day our
smiles will be in a museum. That's where we're
headed. It's like the feelings are starting to
disappear, you know? Maybe that's what autism
is. Like severe autism? Oh, I've thought about
that a lot. That's why we're getting to some
of the, like, the only way we could get to this
place, if we get to this data -driven place where
it's like, you know, alien -esque, things start
to feel alien -esque here, is because of autism
leading. It's when autism mixes with, what's
it called in our societies based on money? Capitalism.
When autism and capitalism converge, things got
really weird. Right, and think about it, right?
We don't know exactly what is causing it. autism.
They have a lot of suspicions. A lot of them
have to do with vaccines and different medications
and different chemicals and pollutants and all
sorts of different things. And cologne, too.
One thing we could all agree on, and Tylenol,
they think, too, right? But one thing that we
can all agree on, it's a big factor is stuff
that we've created. It's a big factor. Whatever
it is. Let's not put the blame on any one of
these industries, but there's something going
on where more people are getting autism now than
ever. And it seems almost positive that it's
coming from us, that we did something. Human
society. Well, if you think about where human
society is going, wouldn't that be a way to turn
us into something new, right? If we were going
to merge with machines, what better way than
to like eliminate empathy, eliminate emotions,
make us like. Able to like stay at home and stare
at a screen for hours at a time with no concern
whatsoever. Just the kind of social detachment
along with the integration of all this crazy
new technology. And a lot of the people that
are in the tech business at high levels are on
the spectrum. Oh, dude. Yeah. They're on the
fucking diving board of the spectrum. And they're
the ones bringing in AI. They're bringing in
the next version of life. Kind of mean almost
like we're thinking it's like a mistake But it
might not be it might be like a crucial part
of the system when you get further and further
integrated with technology and all the stuff
that you need to make it and all the stuff that's
involved in capitalism including like lying about
what mechanic medications kids needs and giving
them this giving them that lying about what kind
of what the Pesticides do or the chemicals do
or you know, whatever it is What is that ultimately
doing? If it's leading people to be on the spectrum
more and more often, what if one day it's not
one in 12 in California? If it's 100 percent,
everybody, you got a full spectrum society and
there's no regular people left. Yeah. You have
to think about that. If it's one in 12 boys right
now in California and it used to be like one
in 10 ,000, this is like an invasion. Right.
Like an invasion of like. a way that people think
that's entering into human civilization. Yeah.
And I feel like it was, I agree. Right. So then
it's like those. And, and then if you don't have
this like uprising, this emotional uprising out
of people of like, you know, like this is wrong.
Cause I think like, you know, when you get real
database and like that kind of like tis a mask
type of energy, I think you're not, you know,
you're not thinking about some of the, like how
it affects you as much or maybe just you're able
to like roll into that nest of like this is this
new digital landscape and those people fit well
in it does that make any sense it does it does
make fit well and they do fit well in it i know
a lot of people that are on spectrum that are
very happy just being online all the time yeah
That's what they do. And dude, maybe that's what's
supposed. Yeah. That's the scary part is like,
what if that's what's supposed to happen? Right.
And the rest of us are just like, cause I'm like,
I think a romanticist, you know, I'm thinking
like, oh yeah, a porch and a rocking chair. And
then the, you know, the, but you know, other
people are like, yeah, we're coming in robots
and shit like that. And ordering bagels through
our fucking brain cells and shit, you know, like
it's just like, um, we're thinking of autism
as a flaw, but it might be a feature. But is
it what? Is it OK? Is it what nature wants or
is it something that we're creating that is heading
us down a very dark path? I feel like it's not
autism, but all of it in conjunction is the second
one. It might be what the universe wants. It
might be how it goes. Like there has to be some
sort of a pathway from territorial primates to
something new. Right. Does there? I think so.
Yeah, because otherwise we would still be single
-celled organisms. Everything's moving in a general
direction of more complexity. Okay, that's fair.
So if it's moving in a general direction of more
complexity, and with all the technology that
we're making, we're moving into some fucking
weird place, right? Wouldn't it be better if
you just easily accepted that? And what better
way than if you're... One of those dudes that's
on the spectrum that loves to chill at home and
play video games, just stare at a screen. Doesn't
really need a lot of human contact. Yeah, one
of those fucking data wiggers or whatever they
call them. Yeah, yeah. You know, those fucking
tech monkeys or whatever. Yeah, those guys are
just all about it. They're all about it. They're
wearing Apple Watches and the fucking Apple Watch.
Apple Watch, whoop neck brace. Digital, yep,
yep, yep. They had to do with a fucking whoop
neck brace. It was like, it kept updating on
his watch. It's like, your neck's still broken
or whatever. He's got a whoop cock ring. I was
crazy. You're fucking crazy. is robot bro you
blink twice and you're fucking yeah it like it
shoots glp ones and you're nuts it's just like
it's all too but it's it it's happened too fast
bro and it's too much and it starts to be like
is it being controlled um dude here's something
that i was being controlled by a small amount
of people which is always scary that's scary
It's always scary when a small amount of individuals
have insane amounts of power and wealth. And
that's what's going to happen with this AI thing.
And that's what's what happened with tech. Look
what happened with tech. With tech, the vast
majority of the people that are involved were
all like heavily left wing, very progressive,
like kind of even far left in a way. And look,
they pushed the entire country's narrative in
that direction through censorship on social media,
through banning any accounts that didn't, you
know, didn't kind of commit to the narrative.
Russiagate. Russiagate. Anything about Hunter
Biden's laptop, anything about vaccines being
deadly or, you know, maybe it came from a lab.
All that stuff would get you kicked off. So it
was all moving in this one ideological direction.
That's like literally the conversation the entire
country is having and there's no other output.
Before, you know, there was a few of them that
came around like Gab and some other ones, some
social media sites that were like a response
to that. But they never really took off, right?
Not they took off yet. Not really. You know,
there's some people that are on threads and there's
some people on true. But the reality is. If you're
not on Twitter. You're not really going to connect
with most people. That's the giant majority of
people having conversations. And it was all completely
controlled by a small group of people with one
ideology. But then didn't all those or half of
those people move over to the other political
party when Trump got elected? Like, you know,
I'm saying like Zuckerberg was on the left side.
Bezos seemed like a very left leaning guy. And
then they're all just. So that's what made me
start to think, oh, none of these guys are really
on a side. There's this other. third side that
a lot of us can't see that uh is just kind of
commandeering or fabricating or like infiltrating
both sides if i could hum a song right now i'd
hum the pink floyd song money yeah you know i'm
saying yeah because that's what they were protecting
that chatter that cash baby protecting that cash
i mean look how many people are fucking moving
out of all these states that are trying to impose
wealth taxes they're trying to steal money from
the people that are the most successful I was
reading something about Massachusetts and how
much this lady was reporting about how much Massachusetts
is lost from that. Because people leave the state.
Their businesses leave the state. New York is
having the same problem. That Kathy Hochul lady,
you know, now she's asking people. I don't know
how to say her name. I don't care. Yeah, get
a better name. Who cares what her name is? Yeah.
She's asking people to go to Palm Beach and tell
people to come back to New York now because we're
losing tax base. Like, come on. Of course you're
losing tax base. You can't just arbitrarily decide
that because someone makes more money, they deserve
to give you more money. And then what have you
done with the money you have? That's the best
part. Oh, a shit ton of waste and fraud. And
have you corrected any of that? No. So your solution
is what? More money? Yeah. Okay, fuck all the
way off. Of course these people are going to
leave. You're a bunch of incompetent stooges,
and you're in charge of all the money in the
state. And that's dumb. And that's why Chevron
moved out of California, and Tesla moved out
of California, and In -N -Out Burger moved out
of California. We moved out. We moved out of
California. We're not companies, but we're people.
We might as well be companies. We're small companies.
But it's like, you can't just say, We're going
to take more money and that'll fix it. But you
don't think billionaire. Yeah. Especially, dude,
what has happened like with this follow up to
the Somali fraud, like all of these fraud buildings
where it's like blatant, there's no businesses.
It's just a sign on the door. And like it feels
like there's no follow up to it. There's some
there's some there's some people that are being
prosecuted right now. There is a bunch of investigations
regarding Minnesota, regarding California. They're
getting in there. They have to get in there now
because it's been exposed nationally. But the
real question is, how did it go on for so long?
How did you allow it to happen for so long? They
knew. Bro, you want to know like what's real
bad? What's real bad is like the amount of money
that California has wasted. If their solution
is to try to tax people. Have you ever seen like
what they did with the high speed rail? Yeah,
nothing. They spent billions of dollars. There's
some guy who broke down how much China, how much
high -speed rail China did in the same time that
it took California to do their high -speed rail.
It's actually funny. I've done some rail out
of China, I'll tell you that. I don't think it's
the same stuff. I think we're talking about different
things. No, China, dude, they're doing. Dude,
it's weird when you start thinking, hey, China
looks like a good place to live. They've got
their shit together. I'll tell you that. A lot
of these places with kings, they really know
how to run things. They do a real solid job.
They fucking do. Poland's got their shit together,
dude. They do have their shit together. And they
were communists not that long ago. Poland's got
their shit. They don't let any of this influence.
Spain, I feel like, is taking their shit back.
True. They're picking up their toys. I've got
to find this. Here it is. This is actually funny.
When you see, like, the comparison between, like,
what China's done and what we've done in the
same amount of time. Yeah. It's actually kind
of funny. Oh, I want to say thanks, too, to this
lady, Sarah Wycheck. She just came and helped
me get blood a little while ago. And she's just
a nurse practitioner, and you could tell she
was just working hard. She hooked you up? Yeah.
She was just, like, you know, showed up and just,
like, just got it done for me. You could tell
she just, like, is a hardworking lady. I admire
hardworking women. Oh, what about hardworking
men? Do you like them? That's it, Jamie. Well,
they should be. So look at this. Things that
happen faster than... Who's this fucking gooner,
though? Who's that dude? Is that Nelk? Fuck,
he fell off. Things that happen faster than building
the California high -speed rail. China's entire
high -speed rail network of 30 ,000 miles. Our
LA to SF segment would have taken them two months.
Dubai, going from barren desert wasteland to
barren culture wasteland. Timothy Chalamet's
entire existence. iPhone 1 through 17. And the
internet. Follow for more bullshit. I love that
guy. That's Harrison Baum. That's crazy, isn't
it? It's crazy. And they just took billions of
dollars in taxes and they go, oh, we're working
on it. But everything is fraud. You're starting
to realize it's all fraud. If it's not fraud,
it's waste and it's bureaucracy. So they keep
the money coming in. So they keep people working,
but the people don't do anything. And we can't
even fucking keep the TSA workers. Dude, I fucking
snuck a half a handful of goldfish to a fucking
TSA worker the other day. The edible ones. Just
to fucking. keep them going, dude, out there.
You gave them some goldfish? Yeah, they're not
even getting paid. I know. They just started
getting back pay. But still, it's just the fact
that that's like a... Crazy. Like that they're
the least priority. Like, bro, flying is fucking
super important, you dummies. You want to keep
the economy going? You got to let people fly
around. They got shit to do, man. You can't just
fucking not pay the TSA people, you fucking idiots.
How come you get paid? How come you get paid?
I'm just sick of this shit. And I'm sick of rich
people not putting their fucking kids over in
these wars and shit like that. Put your fucking
honky ass kids up there. Let them go shed some
fucking blood. Especially if you're asking for
it. Especially if you're out there fucking bullshitting,
dude. Put your fucking honky little fancy ass
fucking kid up there, man. That shit makes me
mad, bro. Well, I think there's also a problem.
The people that I've talked to that have served
overseas and have been involved and deployed
in military operations and seen a lot of shit,
a lot of them are of the opinion that you shouldn't
be able to make those decisions if you've never
been to war. You don't know what it is. You don't
know what you're sending people to do. It doesn't
mean you're not still going to be a tyrant because
there are some people, like clearly Netanyahu's
been to war. He was in the military. He was involved
in some shit. Was he? Yeah, and he was like a
special forces operator in Israel. And clearly
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to save lives and balls i think most war is a
unique term war is a fucking terrifying but i
mean he i don't think i wouldn't call it he has
war but i i mean what they're doing right now
yeah gaza yeah and i'm not jumping on you iran
is war that's war iran's a real enemy you know
it's a different are they country in terms of
like state -sponsored terrorism. They're the
largest sponsor of terrorism. But also you got
to think why? And this is not excusing anybody
for Islamist ideology because it's scary because
they want a global caliphate, right? They're
radicals. But you got to go back to what happened
in that country. And if you go back to what happened
in that country, they tried to nationalize oil.
Iran was like a westernized country. Girls were
wearing miniskirts. Everybody's hot. You seen
that video from the 70s of Iran? Oh, yeah, bro.
Everybody looked great. Tits are popping. Just
popping. What happened is slowly but surely and
quickly at first because when they tried to nationalize
oil, the CIA swooped in and they fucking got
that guy out of office and they allowed these
Islamic... radicalists to start running the country.
Well, that's when Hezbollah started, right? I
don't know exactly when Hezbollah started, but
the point is the country was doing fine before
we monkeyed with it. And we monkeyed with it
because they were not getting enough of the money
from the oil. So it was the British Petroleum
Company, I think. Put it into perplexity, the
story of Iran, their government being overthrown,
I think it was in the 1950s. So when you see,
like, how it all played out and why it is what
it is today, Jesus Christ, you'd be mad too.
Yeah. And when you're mad and you're surrounded
by bigger enemies that all have nuclear weapons,
you don't even have nuclear weapons, wouldn't
you be trying to make them? You know what I'm
saying? Like, I'm not saying Iran should have
nuclear weapons. I don't think anybody should
have nuclear weapons. But Israel gets to have
them. Allegedly. This is the problem. Allegedly.
Everything's allegedly with them. Except for
the genocide. You know, they don't officially
have them. Right. I don't think they admit they
officially have them. And you know who is a big
opponent of Israel getting nuclear weapons? JFK.
JFK. Hmm. Yeah. That's what a lot of people think
led back into the left. Oh, yeah. Before they
killed him who? I don't know. So the Iranian
revolution, also called the Islamic revolution,
was a mass uprising in Iran, overthrew the Shah's
monarchy in 1979, replaced it with an Islamic
republic led by Ayatollah Rula Khomeini. Chateau
Rucco, they call it. I want you to go back to
the national, ask it a question of what was the
events that led to them trying to nationalize
their oil? Here it is. No, that's not it. So
what was banned real opposition using secret
police to surveil jail? I'll just put into ask
another question. What were the events that took
place after Iran tried to nationalize oil just
ask that question What are the events that took
place? When Iran tried to nationalize oil bro
fuck oil I'd rather walk if this is a shit that's
gonna come out of all of it You feel the problem
is it's not just oil for your car. It's everything
you use plastic is these petroleum -based chemicals
are responsible for medicine. But it's also getting
in our nuts now and people can't even fucking
read anymore because of it. So it's like, what
is all that stuff helping us anymore? Yeah, here
it is. So Iran's attempt to nationalize its oil
in the 1950s unfolded as a chain of political,
economic, and international confrontations centered
on Prime Minister Mohammad Mosaddegh. How do
you say his name? Mosaddegh? Mosaddegh? Let me
see. Mosaddegh. And British -controlled Anglo
-Iranian oil company walking through the key
events. But it had to do with who was in control
of the oil before that, like who was making the
money before that. I know perplexity is going
to give us the fucking tinfoil hat story of how
it went down. But the bottom line is. People
are making a lot of money over there in oil and
they wanted most of the money and they got boxed
out. And then they wound up with a fucking psychotic
dictator. Yeah. And a lot of the if you look
back on what Iran looked like when it was a westernized
country, like, damn, we should have fucking supported
whatever the fuck was going on back then. I know.
I think. Do you feel like we used to do things
that were better and then we got. Here's the
tinfoil hat version. I love how perplexity gives
you a tinfoil hat version. Nice. The story is
basically Iran tried to take back its oil. The
British and Americans teamed up in secret to
crush that idea and send a warning to the rest
of the world. Britain had built its empire and
navy on cheap Iranian oil via the Anglo -Iranian
oil company, later British Petroleum Company.
So when Mogad... Mosaddegh? I don't want to say
his name. I keep fucking it up. London saw it
as a direct threat to its global power and profits.
Elites feared that if Iran got away with nationalizing
its oil, other countries in the Middle East and
beyond would copy, destroying Western oil monopolies.
So they were determined to make Iran an example.
Look, bro, we've been monkeying around with other
countries forever. This thing in Venezuela, this
real quick thing that happened real quick. when
they're kidnapping a dude in Venezuela. Well,
a lot of it says it's because these are the countries
that are still outside of the Rothschild's banking
system or whatever. Have you seen that thing?
I have not. Where it's like there's the countries
that are still not on that list or something.
This is tinfoil stuff, I think. Or it's absolutely
true. I have no idea. There's a lot going on
right now, right? I'm scared, dude. I'm scared,
I'll be honest with you. Yeah, you should be.
I'm scared. Well, it's a scary time because this
is a real hot war. People come up and people
tell me about it. I was in an Uber yesterday,
and there's a man in there. He was driving, and
he's like, we need a revolution, you know? Oh,
boy. He's like, you have a voice. He's telling
me stuff like that. Oh, no. Don't take Ubers
anymore. Stop taking Ubers. Rent a car, motherfucker.
I'm not renting a car. Why would you rent a car?
You don't rent cars? Bro, you think I'm going
to go be at the, renting a car is insane. You
have to check under, see if there's any dents
in it or if there's any like, and then you have
to do all this stuff. Renting a car is a nightmare.
Dude, I will tell you this story though. One
time we rented, we did rent a car and we got
a dent on it like a pretty good dang and we fucking,
we had a, we caught a pigeon and had it shit
over the dent to fill it in whenever we turned
it in. No, you didn't. This is not a true story.
Yeah, we did. You caught a pigeon? Yeah, you
think it's hard to catch a pigeon? I do. Bro,
bring up a pigeon getting caught. Mike Tyson
had a lot of them. Yeah, but he raised them.
Yeah, but dude, he had fucking autism in his
hands after a couple years. You think it's hard
to catch a pigeon, the dumbest bird ever, dude?
And you just put the shit over the dent? Yeah,
you hang it over. Hell of a shit. How big was
his dent we're talking about? Dude, these fucking
pigeons shit all day, Joe. So you just hold them
there until they're done? Yeah, what are you,
some kind of shit cop or whatever? Yeah, we fucking
put them over the dead, bro. That's why God wants
you to help. That's my insurance. Okay, this
one's all fucked up, though. That's not fair.
That's because he has American health care. It's
United Health Care. Dude, here's what I want
to know. I guess, yeah, I don't know, man. Everybody
just feels scared, and it makes them scared.
Well, they should, because a lot of things are
getting exposed right now. There's a lot of fraud.
You're seen at the highest levels of government.
And people are also scared because no one's getting
in trouble for things like no one's getting in
trouble for the Epstein files. No one's getting
in trouble for. Yeah, that's almost disappeared
kind of. Well, that's part of what happens when
there's some sort of a big social thing. One
thing that's in the past that leaders have used
to cover up problems at home is a fucking war.
I'm not saying that that's why they bombed Iran,
but that would be a way to do it. If you're that
psychotic, you know, and if you were thinking
about doing it anyway, you might be able to justify
it. People have always done that also to stay
in power. Oh, yeah. And even Bill Clinton said
that about Netanyahu. Bill Clinton said Netanyahu
wants war so he can stay in power. For sure,
dude. People call him the yarmulke Hitler. Who
are these people? Everybody does. Which people?
Countless. People? Huh? What are you saying?
What do you mean people? What are you talking
about? What are you talking about? Black folks.
What are you saying? I don't know what you're
saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't
know what you're saying. Okay. Let's not draw
conclusions. Okay. Yeah. Okay. He seems like
a great guy. Not really. Well, it's just a scary
time. It's a scary time because people are willing
to blow people up with fucking drones and missiles
and they're shooting into apartment buildings
and blowing up schools. And it's like, fuck,
man. And we didn't hear. I think that we've been
poisoned. I do think that we've been poisoned.
How so? because I think that we find out that
a lot of our food is poisonous, right? A lot
of our food is not good for us. Yeah, sorry,
not good for us. So we have food that is made
to be not good for us, and then we have a healthcare
system that'll just kind of take care of you,
right? Barely. So then you start to create this
other like you're going to need your autism gang
that are up there running shit. But then you're
going to need this sort of like mollusky sort
of like the worker bees. And that's what the
rest of us start to become is worker bees, because,
you know, you're on antidepressants killed like
the the vibe and the energy of so many people.
Right. Like the opioid epidemic, like you broke
apart so many families and ruined hope in so
many like kids and parents and homes and like
the. the COVID where you shut down recovery rooms
and places where people were meeting. And so
they were so disconnected. And then it's like,
you just, you start to wonder why there's no
uprisings because there's no, there's nothing
rising up inside of you anymore because a lot
of your, your vitriol has been killed. People
are jerking off into fucking robots and even
just on car batteries and shit. And some of those
videos online, but car batteries, people will
come on everything. What happens when you hit
the two posts? Does your jizz explode? You probably
got to be grounded, I would have to guess. Yeah,
that's a real fucking whiz. You don't want that
jolt coming back to the tip. You imagine if it
was like one solid stream and the electricity
jumped, made it back to the tip. But, dude, that
could happen, too, with that robot. If you're
trying to hump that roving and that thing shorts
out. Phones short out. You remember those old
phones that would blow up in people's cars, like
the Note? It was one of the Note series. Like
people's cars would catch on fire if you left
it plugged in? Yeah. Yeah, what if that happens
to your dick? And people would always... You
know what I'm saying? And people would just always
leave it plugged in next to their wife at night
for fucking no reason. Right. On top of your
wife. Just balance it on her. Bursts and flames
and lights are on fire. Her successor. I think
we've been poisoned just enough to like, it feels
like just to hurt, but not like we just have
to start. I think it's a time where like we have
to try and work on our and like look inside of
ourselves and. I don't know. Do I sound fucking
preachy? I'm sorry. No, you don't sound preachy,
but I think you're on to something. There was
some file. I didn't read it, but a bunch of people
sent it to me. I just went, oh, Jesus. It was
from some Freedom of Information Act or some
leak from the 1950s with the CIA, and they were
trying to think of different ways to make people
docile and stupid and unmotivated. And they were
talking about different medications, putting
stuff in food, all these different strategies
to keep people stupid. Yeah. And this is our
own government. Us. United States of America.
Well, that's another thing. Is that not treasonous?
I agree. So why? Yeah, it just feels like there's
no recourse. And I know like you start to think,
well, this is how a lot of people have lived
their entire centuries in different countries
and stuff like that. Like they live under this
type of oppression and like fear all the time.
It feels new here. I want to know what exactly.
Could you put that into our lovely sponsor perplexity
and find out what the fuck was said in that CIA
document? What were they actually planning? Because
the idea that there's people in government that
would just say, fuck millions of people and their
potential in life. Let's tank their potential
so that we can get our agenda through easier
without them being upset. Let's ruin millions
of people's lives or at least dampen their dreams,
squash their hopes, make them stupid and lazy.
make their kids sick, make their, yeah, make
it, put pornography and let it be into the home
so that it's accessible everywhere. So marriages
get ruined and relationships get ruined and guys
are just spunking out on wherever and so they
don't, so there's no energy, there's no like,
there's no fucking desire inside of people to
overcome and it's like, yeah, we have to just
try and do better one day at a time. For men,
like their ambition in life is often connected
to wanting girls to like them. or guys to like
them, whatever it is. And purpose, creating.
Yeah, but that's the other part. Purpose and
creating is like the ultimate. The ultimate is
it's almost like you're doing a service. Like
whatever you're doing, if you're doing it your
best, your real reward is that people enjoy it,
whatever it is, whether you're a carpenter or
a musician or whatever it is. If you're doing
something at your best, the ultimate reward is
people enjoying it. That's the ultimate enjoyment.
But you have to figure that out in life. You're
probably thinking of declassified CIA mind control
and behavior modification experience like Bluebird,
Artichoke. Artichoke is it. That's it. Especially
MKUltra, which did run in the 1950s and 60s.
Okay, Bluebird, MKUltra. What is make people
stupid in cognition? CIA efforts to use drugs,
hypnosis, and other techniques. No, that's interrogation.
That's different. Perfect concussion effort often
referenced alongside MK ultra explicitly explored
using sub oral blasts to erase memory whoa Erasing
or degrading memory is practically a way of disabling
a person cognitively Even if that is not described
as making them stupid in official language Well,
yeah, we're just it feels like we're just stuck
in an experiment. I feel like this is not it.
This isn't it No, this was, so why don't you
run a search for recently disclosed CIA files
to make people, I mean. I had docile in first
and it didn't give me anything better. I tried
looking on Twitter. Okay, using, put in using
vaccines to make people stupid. Or suggesting
vaccines make people stupid. Why? Perfect. I
love Facebook. The conspiracy theorists are looking
pretty sane right now. Okay, this is EV Magazine.
Okay. What's going on here? You have to type
in your email and they won't let you watch it.
But yo, I don't think what you're saying, the
things you're saying, I don't think that, uh...
That doesn't seem like an American idea to me.
Well, it's okay, Jamie. Forget it. It's not an
American idea. If you can find it, please do.
Can you do Google too where you can't do it?
Yeah. Just look everywhere. Dude, have you noticed
some things are harder to find? Yeah. Well, this
is probably going to be hard to find because
I think this is one of those ones that is like
it's on X. I know people are going over it, but
I don't know if it's even been verified. This
is one of the reasons why I wanted to put it
through perplexity. Because there's a lot of
stuff you read that's just complete horror, especially
today. April Fools, motherfucker. Is it? April
Fools. Yeah. Don't get tricked. Fuck. Stay off
the news. I just gave some random lady my blood
in the parking lot. Oh, no. She's going to use
that for a ritual. Good. She's going to clone
you, son. You're going to have little baby Theos
like those little videos that pop up of us. Yeah.
Dude, my favorite part of the video is at the
end when you just kind of bounce out of your
chair. We're laughing so hard. Is this it? This
is it. Okay, what does it say? What does it say,
essentially? That's Kim Iverson. She's pretty
good. White Iverson artichoke. So this says,
look, we've got this grand idea of how we're
basically going to drug people and do all kinds
of weird experiments on them to see if we could
control their minds. These documents don't show
that anything was actually done. It just shows
that we've got these really crazy ideas and they're
extremely unethical, inhumane, terrible, terrible
ideas. The 1977 leak of documents say, oh, yeah,
well, actually, the government did it. They did
all of those terrible things they said they were
doing in that previous memo. They did it. And
now here's some of the. archives that we have
from when they did all of those terrible things.
So, okay, these documents, special research for
artichoke dated April 21st of 1952. The memo
proposes developing long -term covert drugs that
could be slipped into daily life. Drugs that
were, quote, administered over considerable period
of time, possibly being placed in food or water
that caused either agitation or depression. These
should include chemicals or drugs that could
be effectively concealed in common items such
as food, water, Coca -Cola. beer, liquor, cigarettes,
et cetera, and should also be capable of use
in standard medical treatments such as vaccinations
and shots. We can do all this other experimentation,
which nobody will know about. It's sneaky. Sneak
it into their Coca -Cola. Sneak it into their
beer, their cigarettes, their vaccines, their
medications. Let's sneak it all in. Oh, those
wild conspiracy theorists, they strike again.
They have no morals. They have no ethics. They
have no humanity. These documents, I mean, these
people are inhumane. They're sick. They're twisted.
This is terrible. Yeah. Way to go, Kim Iverson.
She killed it. She used to be on, which show
was she on? Not Breaking Points. What was the
show that they did before Breaking Points? Kim
Iverson? It wasn't 227, was it? She got booted
off because Fauci was coming on, and she wanted
to question Fauci about the COVID vaccines. And
they kicked her off the show, and she went independent.
Good for her. Which is how it always goes. Yeah,
you can't talk too much shit, even though it's
pretty obvious that guy's a criminal. Pretty
fucking obvious. That guy's a liar. Lied in front
of Congress. Was responsible for gain -of -function
research that led to who knows how many fucking
people dying of a man -made disease. Whatever,
whatever. Just don't question. You can't work
here anymore. You're not playing ball. You're
not playing along. But now she can do stuff like
this. Good for her. That's nuts that your tax
dollars pay for that. Them figuring out how to
make people stupid. How do I make Theo stupid?
Let me slip something into his Coca -Cola. Let's
figure out if it works. Let's experiment on random
people and see what kind of results we get. Here's
my question. Did you know whenever they introduced
antidepressants, that changed the cognitive therapy
side of things in therapists' offices? It totally
revolutionized, industrialized therapy, and it
ruined a lot of people, I think. One of my goals
is to get off of antidepressants completely,
man. feel how i'm supposed to feel so i can have
thoughts and actions that uh that like make me
feel connected to the world that shit makes you
feel dead man so why did you take them in the
first place because i was in a bad relationship
20 years ago and i was having a tough day at
school and they fucking put they gave them to
me and then i never got off really because when
you get off it's that i think we talked about
this once it's hard Yeah, it makes you more depressed
and more fucked up, and you're all imbalanced,
and probably you're addicted to them. Yeah, and
so that's one of my goals is, and I notice, like,
for me, I've been taking, like, methyl blue.
I've been doing some things, like, and I'm working
with a doctor to help me, but I want to, I'm
going to get there. And I'm just going to start
to take the power back of myself more. Well,
they say that exercise is, like, many times greater
in its effect at alleviating depression. Dude,
I wake up and I do my yoga. And I do like a 35
-minute workout. I'll do like six exercises,
five runs of it in a row. That's 30 exercises.
Burn through them bitches. And if I do that when
I get up in the morning, bro, I am good. I'm
fine all day. And I'm also... I'm more positive
because I've already taken care of myself in
a way that I feel is sufficient enough for me
to keep operating and moving forward. But, yeah,
I want to get away from the medicine. Well, that's
the medicine, man, which is really crazy. That's
the medicine. It's just hard for people to take
because it requires effort and it requires discipline.
You have to do it when you don't want to do it.
And there's a lot of times you're not going to
want to do it. A lot of times you're feeling
kind of fucking tired. And I think that's what,
yeah, maybe we just, yeah, like, I just need
to keep going. This is the best I've been doing,
I think, in some ways. Why don't you hire a trainer?
You got some cheddar. You got some cash, son.
You're making that paper. Why don't you hire
a trainer? Hire a dude that's cool, that'll come
over your fucking house every day. I want some
dude touching my body a little bit. He doesn't
have to touch your body. Joe, some of them do.
Well, you got to get new ones. They're doing
something wrong. You got to say no. I am saying
no. Repeat after me. No. No. Don't touch my butt
when I'm in a deep squat. It doesn't help. I
don't like that song. I'm going to take your
asshole that's going to make you want to explode
to the top. Ready? Go. He's knuckle deep in your
bunghole trying to convince you so you can get
more reps. Yeah. He's shrugging. That's got to
happen. Like a fucking big jack gay trainer.
Like praise on guys that are kind of weak with
small hips. He's like, I bet you can't do this
with my cock in your butt. And you're like, that's
a crazy. Who cares? Why are you suggesting this?
But the crazy part is, dude, I had a trainer
one time. If you were doing like a dumbbell press,
he would kind of squat you from. He would help
you from the elbows kind of. Okay, that's fine.
But when I noticed this one time. He rubbed his
dick around your butt. Did he? He's right behind
you. No, he didn't. I don't know. You're blocking
it out. Maybe that's why you need therapy. I
don't know, bro. Dude, I know all the dicks I've
ever seen in my life, dude. All of them? Yeah.
How many have you seen? Jesus Christ. Honestly?
It's not that many. Alive and in person? You
could count them on one hand. Jamie's only seen
a handful of dicks, and two of them are Ari's.
That's been the most recent one. Ari's pissed
in fucking kombucha bottles in this room so many
times. He is such an animal. He is kombucha.
He has kombucha in him, I feel like, dude. Yeah,
it's all kombucha. He doesn't have piss anymore.
It's fermented already. No, but this guy would
touch my elbow, and he would kind of like, he
would do a slight, like, massage on him, and
that's when it kind of cooked me up. You got
a vape in here by chance, Joe? No. We got this.
You want a cigar? We got smelling salts. You
want a cigar? No, they make me sick. They do?
Yeah, it makes me feel sad. Sad? Yeah. No, I
give up on those. Nicotine vapes are very addictive.
Yeah. Boy. I know. They make you grab for them.
You want to take a hit off of them. And I decided
at one point in time, I'm not taking these anymore.
I'm stopping with these. Oh, I remember, dude.
Remember you and I were using them one time.
We kept using that thing, and yeah. There's something
in them. It's not just the nicotine. I'll tell
you the story. Because like these things, like
Alps, I have no problem not taking these. I went
on a trip, like a 10 -day trip. I didn't bring
any nicotine pouches. I didn't miss it at all.
I was fine. Well, I'll say this. But not those
vapes, dude. Those vapes call you. Yeah, some
of that shit's a lot, bro. They call you. But,
yeah, you got to kind of manage it or whatever,
bud. Yeah, you ain't managing shit, son. You
right. You right about that. Okay, girl. Okay.
No, I think out of all the things that are, you
know, not a drug drug. But, you know, nicotine
is kind of a drug, but, you know, obviously could
be totally functional on it. That's the one in
the vapes that's the most addictive. But, yeah,
you're talking about like recreational type,
not like antidepressants, things like that. Oh,
yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Of course. Not like
cocaine or, you know. Yeah. But here's the thing
about them, man. They're only good for one hit.
It's the first hit of the day. The first hit
off a vape is fucking wonderful. Yeah. You're
like, ah. Oh, yeah. I'll blow that smoke on your
mother, son. Nature just shines down upon you.
You just feel relaxed. but it's only one after
that you're just chasing that dragon and you
you keep you're not getting anything out of it
yeah every time you're just getting like nervous
like and you're like hitting it again your hands
are shaking you go too far but you don't get
that one feel it's the same thing with a cigarette
with a cigarette really what you want is the
first couple of hits yeah and you get that lightness
of head like ah and then put them down yeah The
problem is you're always chasing that dragon
and you never get it. That's why everybody loves
the first cigarette of the day. They sit there
with that first cigarette of the day and a cup
of coffee and they're like, I got ideas. Yeah.
Like, I got fucking ideas. Write this down. Write
this down. You know, a lot of bands wrote most
of their music on cigarettes. Like Tony was talking
about Pink Floyd. Dude, Declaration of Independence,
people were probably hitting cigarettes back
then. For sure. They were smoking tobacco. Yeah.
I don't know if they did pipes or what have you
back then. I wonder when the cigarette was invented.
Because if you think about it, like pipes and
cigars, you don't inhale. You just take it in
your mouth. But cigarettes, you like take into
your lungs. I wonder when the first. Dude figured
that you got to, like, suck it all in to get
a full hit. Gated, probably. Yeah, for sure.
He wanted to suck everything. Cigarettes, bananas,
what have you. They were smoking cigarettes,
or it just says drinking smoke, when Christopher
Columbus and his crew discovered indigenous people
in the Caribbean. Oh, you mean Christopher Columbus
was, or the indigenous people were? It says they
observed indigenous people in the Caribbean in,
quote, drinking smoke. Oh, yeah. What does that
mean? Probably drinking and smoking. Chris Coe
was off that shit, bro. He was off that shit
for sure. Bro, did you ever read the things that
Christopher Columbus did when they came to America?
He was a boss, I heard. He was an evil man. Was
he? Oh, my God. They would cut people's arms
off if they didn't bring them the right amount
of gold. They were killing babies. They did some
horrific shit, man. Huh. They did horrific shit
to the people that they found because they found
these people had gold. If you think about how
crazy it is that Mexico speaks Spanish, you know
how crazy that is? You know how crazy it is?
That's so far away from Spain. Oh, that's a good
point. They all speak Spanish and they're Catholic.
Gee, where do you think that happened? Cortez.
Yeah. That motherfucker showed up in the 1500s
with like 600 dudes and 12 muskets. They had
like 12. They didn't even have musket rifles.
They had musket pistols. He was a boss. And they
took over the whole fucking country. I know.
Kind of crazy. Like, if you think about all these
years later, they all speak Spanish now. Yeah.
That's nuts. Well, do you think we could do something
like that now? Like, what do you think is going
to happen, Joe? No, just with that. I mean, like,
I feel like the shit that's happening out there
is going to come here eventually. Well, it most
certainly will. Yeah. You know? I mean, if Homeland
Security doesn't stop it in its tracks and they're
doing a great job of preventing a lot of them,
you know, there's a lot of things that they catch
that you don't even hear about that are like
terror cells that they infiltrate. But they know
there's people in this country. That was the
most fucked up thing about people being. all
nonchalant about the border being wide open for
four years. Because men of military age entered
into this country from foreign countries, and
we have no idea why. We don't know if they're
just honest people looking to make a better life
for them and their families, send money back
home. That'd be best case scenario. But that's
not all of them. So what percentage of them are
terrorists? What percentage of them? It's not
zero. It ain't zero. But what also, it's like,
It's all just a cat and mouse game. People are
like, we'll elect the Democrats next time. It's
like, but it's all the same shit has been happening
forever. They haven't been helping anybody forever.
They're letting fucking politicians slurp on
kids. All of our fucking money goes to Israel
and they're using it to fucking genocide people.
It's like everybody is scared out of their wits
right now. It's like our religious leaders are
afraid to speak out. It's a time where it's like
Satan is amongst us and our religious leaders
are fucking talking about bullshit at the poll.
It's just like, what is going on? I don't know,
man. We gotta get you off those antidepressants,
son. You're losing your fucking marbles. You
think I am? Come hang out with us. Just chill
out. I'm here. Just chill out at the mothership
tonight. I do have to pee in a little while,
but... You can pee. I'm gonna pee in a minute,
man. We'll let you. But no, people are just scared,
dude. This is shit that I hear from people. They
won't let you pee until you give them your guns.
Really? That's how they're doing it now. But
what if you have to wash the black face off the
president? Can you fucking use a little bit of
piss to do that? So, you know, Canada had this
big... Yeah, dude. They had this big gun thing,
this law they passed where they made a bunch
of guns illegal. And they found that only, I
think it's less, it's a very small percentage
of people. I think it's somewhere in the neighborhood.
Find out what percentage of people have complied.
They don't have any guns. Oh, they do. Yeah,
they do. They did. They used to. Well, a lot
of hunters up there for sure. But there's a lot
of recreational guns and handguns and self -defense
weapons that people had that they recently made
during Castro's kid when he was running the country,
when they recently made this ban. I got to meet
Castro one time. Did I tell you that? No. I want
to hear that, but one second. But data provided
by Public Safety Canada shows that of March 27,
32 ,406 people signed up to participate in the
program. They declared a total of 57 ,440 firearms,
roughly 42 % of what was projected. But they
were talking about, oh, you know who has it on
his page is Coleon Noir. He has it here. I'll
send it to you because... We got to do this in
Memphis, dude. It's kind of crazy. Yeah, you
can't let them take away your weapons. No. Because
how will you fight? How will you fight? That's
a very good question. Yeah, I saw Coleon's video.
Here it is. Yeah, this is it. Here, play this.
Type shit right here. Cool. We're sending police
to your house. The declaration period for firearms
owners is scheduled to end next week. So far,
only 2 .5 % of the estimated 2 million affected
firearms have been declared. 2%. And 98 % of
firearms owners haven't made a declaration. Canada
banned 2 ,500 types of firearms, gave gun owners
until March 31st, essentially today, to declare
them. One week before the deadline? 2 .5 % compliance.
2 .5. That's not a slow rollout. That's a full
-on rejection. So if they're not declaring by
next week, what's your plan, Minister? The plan
we have is as of March 31st, the time... to complete
the enrollment will be done. And then the RCMP
and other agencies will be available throughout
the spring and the summer to do the collection.
The collection? Wow. Like he's speaking about
dry cleaning, not firearms, not property that
belonged to law -abiding citizens before the
government decided it didn't anymore. So, Minister,
you're saying that RCMP members, we just heard
an Auditor General report saying we're short
3 ,400 members. We're dealing with a wave of
violent crime across this country. And you're
saying that your plan is over the spring and
the summer to deploy RCMP officers to go door
to door to firearms owners? and seize their firearms?
So this is a voluntary program, Mr. Lloyd, as
you're aware. And the RCMP resources and the
resources we will use with law enforcement does
not contemplate in any way using existing resources.
These are additional resources. So these are
those who are off -duty, those who may be retired.
Go back to it. They're going to take retired
people to go door -to -door? It's like their
new ICE. Police officers door -to -door because,
frankly, many police... forces across the country
refusing to participate in your program. And
here's the part that should make your jaw hit
the floor. The Minister of Public Safety, the
guy running this entire program, was secretly
recorded saying the gun grab isn't worth the
money. The Minister of Public Safety accidentally
told the truth, and he was recorded doing it.
He said that the gun grab is not worth the money.
He doubts local police will have the resources
to enforce the Liberals' mandatory gun buyback
program and says the reason the prime minister
is sticking with the policy is to appease voters
in Quebec. He privately admitted the police can't
even enforce it. He said they're doing it to
win votes. In the screenshot, look at his face
behind him. They picked the worst face. Go back
to his name. Go back to his name. If you can't,
it was on and on and on. Whatever his name is.
I want him to go door to door. You go door to
door, bitch. You go door to door, bitch. You
want to do that? How about you do it? He's talking
about getting retired people to go door to door
and take people. You're going to get someone
shot, stupid. Well, it's just like our draft
now. They're like, now it's 42. Now it's 47.
And you're going to have a marijuana arrest now.
They're letting anybody in that bitch. A little
weed. What's the big deal? Come on. But, dude,
here's the part to me that's like you start to
see like the chink in the armor or whatever,
and no offense, anybody. You're allowed to say
that, chink in the armor. But they know who they
think or I'm not saying anything about that.
I know you're not, but people think that. I'm
not. Yeah, I hear you. But they, but yeah. You
can't say spick and span anymore either. You
can't say spick and span? Well, you can, but
you shouldn't. You got to whisper it. That guy
should be forced to go door -to -door. Of course
he should. Go door -to -door in a bright orange
vest with a circle in the center of it. Yeah,
I was just going to get his name because I wanted
to say that guy's a pussy and go do your own
shit. That fucking, that freaking little honky.
Doughboy? Yeah, that little fucking, that little
brand muffin. Yeah, a little sloppy muffin top.
Yeah, get your, that's his name right there,
Gary, and I'm going to disagree. That's what
I said. Canada, they're going to come for you
next. But here's what's funny to me, Joe. That's
such a crazy, you can't, you're not even grandfathering
people in. Mandatory gun confiscations. They
just want people vulnerable. Of course, that's
what we're saying, man. Joe, that's what we're
saying. They want us all vulnerable. Yeah, they
do. They would much rather that because, look,
what's the difference between America and everywhere
else? One of the big differences is we're fucking
heavily armed. Right. That's why it's a real
problem to try to take over America. And it's
in our Declaration of Independence. It's in the
Bill of Rights. It's like the right to an armed
militia. The right to keep and bear arms and
to have an armed militia. And people are like,
what is that for? Well, that's to keep you from
being taken over by tyrants who have guns. Yeah.
Well, here's one thing that's interesting to
me is like RFK was on not long ago and he was
saying that 75 % and I could be off by a few
percent of young men can't. 77. Aren't eligible
for military service. Yeah. So this is the hilarious
part to me now. Now they've poisoned us so much
that they can't even they don't even have healthy
people to serve in the military. And now they're
still like I feel like these powers that be are
like in this tough spot now. We're like, fuck,
we poison them too much. They can't even go spill
their blood for us, you know. Well, they can't.
I mean, there's enough that can. But they're
widening these things. It's like with the ice
now, they're like, if you're 65 and like have
decent vision, you can be an eye. You know, they're
letting it just like it kept getting bigger.
Ice. You only have seven weeks of training. Yeah.
You think about that's not even what you get
in the police force. Yeah, it's crazy. We had
more than that for fucking T -ball when I was
a kid. And Mr. Rick, dude, remember when you
had T -Ball and your coach was just some dude
who had a name? It was like, that's our coach,
Rick. Just imagine this. Imagine if you had seven
weeks of training and you had to go into a jiu
-jitsu tournament. I know. You would get fucking
smoked. You would get fucking smoked. You don't
know what you're doing. You barely know what
you're doing. You're going to make a bunch of
mistakes. Yes, I would, Joe. Seven weeks of training
in that is even scarier because you got guns
and you're going out in the street and you're
arresting people. Yeah. But it's like... More
than ever, it feels like theater. And it feels
like it's been theater for a while. And it feels
like, maybe this is crazy, but it feels like
we're at the last cusp before something weird
is going to happen. Didn't you say something
weird might happen, Jamie? Jamie's always saying
that. Jamie's always, he's tuned in. Is he like
that? Jamie's got an ear for weird. Even blacks
are getting scared, though. For real? Yeah. Yeah,
but they're more scared of, like, the Trump movement.
You know, totalitarianism and fascism. No, I
think they're getting, you know, they see these
ostracize. They see these communities of people
out there getting abused and shit. And I think
it reflects in them somewhere, you know, you
mean like with ice? Is that what you're saying?
No, with like, like, you know, you see, you know,
there's a lot of brown people getting murdered
on fucking tick tock all the time, like, you
know, in the Middle East. And I think you see
that and it makes them hyped up or, you know,
it activates. Well, everybody should be upset
about that. I agree. The idea that the only way
to solve problems is by dropping bombs on people,
it's so crazy. That's still the move in 2026.
But I don't think it's our move. But however,
if you are faced with an evil dictator that has
his eyes on a global caliphate and is developing
nuclear bombs, you can't be all fucking kumbaya.
But the question is like... How did how does
that get resolved? Right. That's the question.
How do you make sure? How can you even know?
That's what I can ask. Capable of having nuclear
weapons. And for the last 20 years, they've been
preparing and stockpiling missiles and developing.
What is the they have some crazy thing I was
seeing online where it's like they almost like
have a mountain and dug deep into the ground.
They have these missile elevators. And like the
missiles are like hidden deep into the ground
where the only way you could destroy that facility
is with like a nuke. And they just did it specifically
knowing that they were going to get bombed. Well,
they had the you know, they did Top Gun movie
where Miles Teller flew in there. And then a
year later, we did that in or a few years later,
we did that in. Like, isn't it kind of like it
just it all seems bizarre where they had to fire
a nuke down or they had to fire a missile down
into the thing. Remember, I didn't see that movie.
It was good. I bet it was. It actually was good.
I like the first one. Oh, we made a movie, too.
I got to tell you about our movie. I can't forget.
Oh, that's right. You made a movie. Yeah. I mean,
interrupt about it. But let's find out what what
what was I asking before we moved on? Iranian
missile thing. Yeah. What is that elevator thing
that they have? They have some. Underground,
like deep underground. Someone was explaining
it online. They have a very unique method of
protecting their missiles from being bombed.
So they have their storage is like deep, deep
underground. I think that's one of the things
that they were just attacking recently. Like
we were dropping bombs on them recently. I don't
think we're over there doing that for ourselves,
though. Doesn't seem like it. Doesn't seem like
it's in our best interest. You know, why do you
think why do you think then what what is it that
like Israel holds over America that we do those
things? Well, first of all, there's a lot of
people that donated to the Trump campaign that
have significant influence over him. Yeah. That
lobby for Israel. Right. And they're very beholden.
So that's just capitalism then. Right. So IDF
uncovers Iran missile megacities. I don't believe
anything they say. It's hard to know because
this is all AI. Right. Is this real? It looked
like it was. Is this real? Honestly, this shit
ain't real. Some of it does look AI, but that
video of those guys walking around is real. It's
so hard to know these days, man. It's so hard
to know. You know, this is like if I was Iran,
I'd make a video like that. Look at all my bums.
Look at my big cock. And look at my bums. And
I'm a big old dick. Big old dick like a third
leg and a bunch of bums. I'm fucking sick of
my dick. Really? Give it a break. You'll be alone
for a couple days and you'll miss it. Oh, I've
had a lot of thoughts. Go on a vacation from
your dick. Bro, there's times I wanted to just
mail my dick to Africa or whatever. Don't. Don't
ever send it back. But I'm saying to feed a couple
people. I don't think it'll feed a couple. I
don't even think it'll feed one. Might keep them
alive for a few hours. It would be lunch, at
least lunch for two. Someone on a diet. Someone
cutting weight for wrestling. Or that dude that
tried to cut weight because he wasn't gay anymore.
Remember I told you about that dude? He lost
40 pounds, dude. He was just fucking ribs and
dick by the end of it. Dude, that guy. I got
to pee really bad. Can I do it real fast? Yeah,
yeah, pause. Pause. We'll be right back, ladies
and gentlemen. We'll be right back. Theo Vaughn,
David Spade, Busboys in theaters. April 17th.
Did you finance this, dude? Did you fucking do
this shit with your own money? Yeah. You wild
motherfucker, you. Wow. We wrote it. Yeah, we
did it all. There's no studio attached to it.
There's nobody. Oh, Tim Dillon's in it. Tim did
a good job. He's awesome. He is awesome. He really
is. He's my, he's one of my favorites. Yeah,
no doubt. He's one of a kind. Is that Nate Diaz?
Bro, he was so. Is that Louis J? Whoa. No. Who's
in it? Cam Patterson, Trevor Wallace. Nice, dude.
What's it about? It's about two guys, and they're
just regular guys, and they're not doing that
good. And then they think if they can – one of
them loses his girlfriend to a waiter, and they
think if they can become waiters that they can
get his girlfriend back. And they have to start
at Busboys. And then we'll get very far. Spoiler
alert. It was crazy, though, dude. I mean, I
think there's just like a thing about like nobody,
like it's just we made it ourselves. Like we
wrote it. We did it. There's no fucking somebody
saying I can't put this in it. Like some of the
streamers are like, nah, it's too edgy for us
or whatever. Fuck them, man. You're out. You
know what I'm saying? We're doing our own shit.
And so. Did you sell it to a movie distributor?
How did you get it into movie theaters? We just.
I don't know how any of that stuff works. I don't
know either. We have a guy who's handling some
of the business side of it. My friend Ezra's
handling some of the business side of it. He's
great. And so he's been helping us out and gotten
it into the theaters. Who directed it? It's got
Jonah Feingold, this guy out of New York and
great guy. And yeah, we just we asked our friends
to help. And it was. Yeah, I mean, it was ridiculous.
We shot it right during the fires, when the fires
were happening in the Palisades. Oh, wow. So
it was like... You shot it in California? Yeah.
Wow. I don't know why exactly, but... Oh, because
there was nothing shooting there. They don't
shoot things there anymore. Isn't that crazy?
Imagine people have been so greedy and fucking
attacked. They've fucked themselves so much they
can't even fucking do their... The one thing
that they're most known for, Hollywood, they
can't even fucking do it. It's so crazy. It's
gross. It's not just crazy, but it's gross, though.
It is gross. It's all the government. It's all
government. It's all government policies, regulations,
taxes, all the things that make it unprofitable
to do business there. People just pulling up
shop. And there's all these, yeah, there's so
many guilds you have to pay. It's like, I don't
see how these people, I don't see how like a
day -to -day actor could survive. And they don't,
and they leave. A lot of guys are fucked. I was
just watching this video with this guy. I've
seen him in a ton of movies. And he's like, blue
collar actors are just not doing well right now.
He's like, I had to sell my house. You know,
a lot of people are just going to television
shows because there's no money in films anymore.
He goes, I used to be able to make a living in
films. And he's like, I didn't make a lot of
money. because he's just the guy who has a small
part in the movie here, a small part in the movie
there. So he's getting by, and he gets to take
his family to the movie, and they get to see
the dad on screen. It's cool. He's paying his
bills, doing well. But he's not getting wealthy,
right? The stars get wealthy. But those dudes
that you need, the guy that plays the cop, the
guy that plays this person. Those guys are fucked.
Well, I have the name of everybody that was in
it, everybody that worked on it. If we have some
success, I'm going to go back and reward those
people, man. And I'm excited about that. And
yeah, even if it just does good, then we can
make other stuff. And nobody can tell us that
we can't. Yeah, once you do one that's good,
then more people are interested in investing.
You get your foot in the door. You do a Netflix
series. You can do anything you want. And it's
not like Dunkirk. I don't know if I want to really
get into that. like that much acting stuff but
it was just like you know I grew up watching
David Spade we got to do it together and we wrote
we just went through all of these hurdles and
then like uh the fact that we got it done dude
I thought it was all emails till the first day
I showed up on set and I was like no fucking
way we were serious people were serious about
this oh that's crazy you did it but yeah I think
so yeah something like that I think there's something
like that and uh And if people can buy a ticket
early to it, I don't want to sound – I'm not
desperate about it. If it does fine, that's cool.
And if it doesn't, that's okay too. I feel happy
that we got to do it. If it's funny, it'll do
great because there's not a lot of that these
days. There's not a lot of really funny movies.
Yeah. And I know it's going to be funny. There's
some parts that are really, really funny. I'm
sure. It's not like Dunkirk or anything like
that. It's not like Midsommar or whatever. What
are those things that you just said? Those are
just other movies. But I don't want people going
there thinking it's like – Like trying to think
of Bridges of Madison County. Yeah, it's nothing
like that. It's a comedy. Nobody's going to think
it's that. It's you and David Spade. Who the
fuck is going to think it's Clint Eastwood and
Meryl Streep? What's wrong with you? I don't
know what people think. I don't know what people
think or how they think. But yeah, anyway. But
yeah, there's some fucking retarded stuff. It's
just fun, dude. You know who used to have a great
joke about Bridges of Madison County? Chris McGuire.
He had a fucking great joke. Dude, it's one of
my favorite movies. Congratulations. Let me tell
you his joke. His joke is about how it's hard
to choose a movie with your girlfriend. She wants
this. And he goes, Bridges of Madison County.
He's like, oh, Clint Eastwood's in it. He's like,
Clint would never fuck me. And he goes, 10 minutes
into the movie, he's like, hey, something's fishy.
Clint doesn't have a gun. He goes, 20 minutes
after that, Clint's crying. I'm like, oh, Clint,
you fucked me. He goes, he's crying because he
doesn't have a gun. Such a great joke. Yeah.
Shout out to Chris McGuire. Shout out to Chris
McGuire. I haven't met him. You never met him?
I haven't. Funny dude. We started out together
way back in the Dizzee. Did you? Yeah, he went
the route of writing. He mostly writes and stuff
now. But it was a funny comic, man. It was a
good comic. These fucking comedy movies are squashed.
We were just talking about that last night in
the green room. It seems like The Hangover was
probably the last gasp. And that was like 2009?
But what happened? How could you go that? People
got scared. I don't know if it's scared. 100%.
It seems organized to me. No, it's woke ideology.
If we take comedy away from people, then they're
not going to laugh. They didn't think. They didn't
think. It's woke ideology that's looking to yell
at people for every transgression. And you can't
have that with comedy. You can't have that kind
of nonsense with a really funny movie. Like something
about Mary. Or, you know, Kingpin. Kingpin. Classic.
Farrelly Brothers movies. Oh, so good. How great
was that? Great fucking movie. Great fucking
movie. That movie's so good. So funny. Even to
this day. Go back and rewatch it. Bill Murray
with his crazy fucking hair. Woody Harrelson
with one hand. It's a great movie, man. When
he had to go down on that lady to pay his rent
and he threw up in the toilet. Remember that
scene? That movie's 30 years old now. Is it?
That's crazy. That is crazy. It's a banger of
a movie, man. All the good shit's gone, dude,
but it's... It's not. It's not. That's true.
You're right. Sometimes I get in that attitude
where it's like, I gotta stay out of those little
moments. I usually get out of them pretty quick.
You can still do those movies, but you have to
do it the way you just did it. You have to finance
it yourself, and you have to do... But luckily
now, man, you could shoot a whole fucking movie
on your phone. Dude, we shot this bitch in 23
days, dude. There was one day where the winds
were like 50 miles an hour. It was like, we can't
afford to be here another day. So suddenly in
these scenes, there's just a ton of fucking wind,
dude. Well, that's fine. That shit happens in
the real world. For sure. Why can't it happen
in your show? I agree. It was just, I think it
was just interesting how it all worked out. People
are making their own stuff. You know, I was talking
to Shane about this last night. Because, you
know, Shane just wrapped up Tires. This new season
of Tires. Yeah. Yeah, he was telling me some
hilarious scenes from Tires. I can't wait to
watch it. But it's like that kind of a thing
where just him and his buddies put together a
show. It's like his buddy's the writer and the
director. All his buddies are on it. They all
came up with the idea. They do it themselves.
No one's looking over their shoulder. I asked
him if Netflix has any input. He's like, no,
there's no input. They just make a show. They
just make a show. That's fun. Give it to Netflix.
Bang. It's a beautiful time for stuff like that.
Yeah, you're right. It's a primavera, they say
in Spanish. It's a springtime for new things.
Well, there's an opening, right? And because
there's no gatekeepers anymore, because they've
essentially killed their own business. You can
kind of do it on your own now. Yeah. That's the
beautiful thing. Like, you don't have to, like,
sit in a room full of fucking executives that
don't know jack shit. And they want to give you
direction on what's funny and what's not. And
where's the diversity in your film? Yeah. You
know, we think you should have a black trans
friend. Like, oh. Yeah, we think you should have
a faggot aunt or whatever. Like, the insect or
whatever. And I'm like, that's crazy. You're
like, this is so funny. You're like, this is
a script about driver's ed, but you need an insect
that's a homoerotic. It's just people got stupid.
They got stupid with their virtue signaling in
films, and you can't do that with art. You can't
have – do you see what the Academy Award's doing?
Like in order to qualify to be nominated for
an Academy Award now? Well, for the podcast thing,
I know they said we had to pay like a fee or
something. I remember you talked about that.
No, that's a different – that's the Golden Globes.
Okay, sorry. Yeah. That's a different thing.
Yeah. You didn't pay for that either, did you?
No. Did they ask you to? Yeah. Fuck yeah, dog.
Give me some. Yeah. Fuck off. I said, so what?
Yeah. I was like, if Joe Rogan, if you don't
even have him in it, then what are you even making
a thing? That was also a reason why I didn't
want to be in it. Like, I don't want to legitimize
this. You guys have fucked up every other form
of entertainment, and now you're going to judge
podcasting? Yeah, get fucked. And what did you
pick? Like, I'm not saying there's anything wrong
with Amy Poehler's show. I haven't watched it.
People love it. That's great. But she's like
a famous lady who just started doing podcasting
six months ago. Right. She's got the number one
podcast. Like, have you guys ever listened to
Radio Lab? You know you ever listen to like this
is some banging fucking podcasts out there They
might not be number one But if your whole idea
is like pick the ones that are great that are
like really interesting how stuff gets made There's
a bunch of fucking great podcast smart. This
is cool. There's a bunch of love it's out there
Oh, dude. There's so many great ones dude Matt
McCusker is fine if you know yeah, how fun is
he little awesome? He's fun He's a good dude.
He's I'm glad he's out here. He's a special dude.
Yeah, very smart guy Yeah. There's a lot of great
podcasts out there. Tim Dillon's not on that
list? Fuck off. Yeah. If he's not on that list,
fuck off. Get fucked, dude. Get fucked. That
is the one podcast I consistently listen to,
Tim Dillon. That's awesome. His episode on the
Epstein Files is one of the best fucking podcasts
I have ever listened to. I was like clapping
in my car at red lights. Yeah. Just clapping
like, woo. He was on fire. And it was the perfect
combination of satire, honest, real facts, complete
chaos, humor, wearing those goofy glasses, ranting
like a maniac. It was amazing. Yeah, man, I do
feel lucky that I've gotten to meet like just
that's one of the truest things I think through
comedy is getting to meet some just some fun
people. We know some cool motherfuckers. We really
do. We know some cool motherfuckers. We really
do. And thanks, dude. Thanks for letting me come
in here today, too. Come on, dog. And to spend
time with you. Come on, dog. It's good. It just
feels, things feel kind of scary out there. Well,
it's a little also scary, I keep telling you
this, because you're on your own out there. You're
out there living in Nashville. I'm getting close
to being here. There ain't a lot of comics out
there, dog. I mean, Bargatze's out there, but
he's always doing... fucking stadiums on the
road and shit. Yeah. Like, you need to be around
the crew. Oh, I'm getting ready. Because I have
to start to practice again. I'm taping my special
in one month. Last night in the green room, it
was Shane, Ron White, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian
Simpson, Ahsan Ahmad, Derek Poston. We were just
laughing and laughing. It's so fun. And everyone's
going on stage. fucking tearing it up it was
it was exciting it's like it's in the air like
something's happening here yes and you see all
these young guys coming in these young women
coming in they're all fired up and they're all
fucking prepared and everybody's like really
trying to fucking kill it yeah nice yeah we got
christina mariani i'm doing a show tonight she's
on it dylan sullivan i think is dylan sullivan's
very funny too so i'm excited about that yeah
they're both at the club all the time it's a
good it's a fun time for comedy man it really
is a real good time for comedy yeah It's a special
time. Comedy doesn't exist in a vacuum. That's
why I keep telling you. What does that mean?
You can't be out there on your own. Oh, you can't
go by yourself. You don't want to go by yourself,
man. You ever go by yourself on the road and
you have opening acts you don't know? Oh, yeah.
Every now and then I met some friends. That's
how I met Segura. I didn't know Segura until
I worked with him on the road. So you do meet
some cool motherfuckers occasionally, but it's
like one out of 10 or one out of 20. Yeah. So
you do all these gigs and you're lonely. You're
just like on the road and you go into libraries
and shit or bookstores and you're like trying
to watch something on TV and go into the gym.
But you feel completely disconnected to people
until you get on stage. It's not as fun. Yeah.
It's like you want to be around a bunch of other
comics that are your friends, and also you want
to hear their sets. You want to watch them crush.
You want to go on stage already laughing. You
want to be laughing at what he just said when
you get on stage. And feel the competition. It's
inspiration more than it is competition. That's
fair. So the problem with competition is someone
has to lose. You don't want anybody to lose.
Then no one has to lose. It's just these people
doing well should inspire you to do well. They
should light a fire under you. You can call it
competition, but the problem with competition
is one person wins, one person loses. That's
not... What comedy is, is that everybody wins.
That's real. That's not like bullshit talk to
try to appear humble. The reality is you win
if everybody wins. You've always, well, that's
one thing I've always admired. You've always
been that way. Like, I'm going to pick, I'm going
to, yes, I'll support you how I can, you know?
And you've always been that way about young comics.
And, yeah, I agree with you. People did it for
me, man. They did it for me when I was coming
up. And it helped me tremendously. And I try
to pass it on times ten. Between that and Kill
Tony. Kill Tony's so fun, dude. It's such an
important part of comedy. Like having this place
where all you need is a minute. You could have
been doing comedy like just trying it out on
the road and fucking just like barely filling
up a Friday night 10 o 'clock show. And then
you develop like one minute that just breaks
through. And all of a sudden you got a fucking
career. You got a career now. Yeah. I mean, there's
young heroes that are being sprouted out of here.
And even adult heroes, people that have been
in it a while are getting here and finding just
a new. You're right. Guys, look at Adam Ray.
Adam Ray's killing it now. Adam Ray was struggling.
But he was a funny guy. Hard worker. Hard worker.
Never lost his ambition. Never lost his focus.
Never lost his enthusiasm for it. Never got bitter.
Always friendly. Always. And just needed a show
like Kill Tony to come around. Everybody like,
oh my God, this motherfucker is talented. Yeah.
All those different characters that he does.
I know. And that's a brave thing. So if you,
if you just done comedy, mostly stand up and
then to try and go into character, that's a kind
of a, that's a. To me, that would feel very hard.
So that's a brave thing that he does. But there's
a few of those guys that really excel at that,
and that's a special talent. Him and Dunnigan,
especially. Kyle Dunnigan. He's so funny. He's
so funny. And I always thought he was going to
make it with those face swaps. This shows you
how the industry is so fucked up, okay? So he
was doing those face swap shows on Instagram,
right? And they were so funny. But one of the
reasons why they're funny is because it's obviously
fake. It's crude, like South Park. Like it doesn't
look real, so it doesn't freak you out at all.
It looks so fake that it's funny. Right. He went
into Comedy Central and they started using like
much more sophisticated face swap, which wasn't
as funny. It was like creepy. And then they...
Cut the balls off of it. Like, he wanted to have
one where Caitlyn Jenner was fucking Donald Trump.
Caitlyn was like, yeah, baby, like, riding Trump.
And they went, no, no, no, no, no. His Kardashian
ones are so funny. They're so funny. And even
the Kardashians like him, I've heard. Yeah. Look,
they have a sense of humor. They have to. They
have to have a sense of humor. They've been in
the public eye for 20 fucking years with no talent
whatsoever. Just getting attention. Like, you
got to not take yourself too seriously if you
hold that position. You know? raking in dough
raking in that dough their whole family they
should count as reparations I feel like that
whole family you know you think I think so I
think so I'm gonna leave that alone yeah same
I don't know if it was a good I thought it was
a joke I don't know if it is a joke but I just
I don't think I said it right Who gives a shit,
dude? The world's going to end soon. So fucking
get it out of your system. If it doesn't end,
it's going to change. That's what's scary, dude.
All those fucking eggheads on the spectrum are
going to be running everything. But do you feel
like, does it like, like, cause yeah, this, this,
I go back to this Uber driver. It was just a
guy who was talking to me and he's like, well,
they're going to give, you know, like if. Like
Waymos get a job. The Waymo can work all night.
It can work 24 hours, right? So really you're
taking away like four or five shifts from an
actual suit. You know what I'm saying? Like AI,
if AI and tech advancement makes it so, you know,
they can do 50 people's jobs with one robot.
Yeah. Then, yeah, what happens to those 50 people?
How will people survive? How will they be able
to assure that their kid that they're raising
and trying to teach positive things to will have
a world to enact those things? It's a very good
question. And it's a good question that gets
even weirder when the government is responsible
for all your money. So the government has to
give you money because there's no jobs left.
And if all this money is being generated by AI,
like Elon suggests, and you get universal high
income. You got to be really careful that that
doesn't come with a bunch of rules, new rules
for your behavior, for social media posting,
any kind of, like, if they develop some sort
of an app that tracks, like, your social credit
score, that's when shit gets fucking super scary.
If, like, they attach the amount of money you
have to your social credit score, yeah. Which
is what they do in China. Well, do you see those
flock cameras now? I think there's – are there
some – there's this – Yeah. And there's this
thing in Florida where police officers, they
were testing this somewhere. And shout out police
officers for doing their best. But where they
were testing, when they pull somebody's identification,
they can see their last few, like, bank transactions
and stuff. So they kind of know who they're interacting
with and what they've been up to. That seems
like – What is that about? Well, unless you've
done a crime and they're trying to find out how
you did the crime, they should have no access
to your shit, especially police officers. I'm
just saying. You're just people and also sometimes
corrupt. Yeah. Also, sometimes they steal money.
Also, sometimes they sell drugs. Also, sometimes
they fucking kill people for hire. Yeah. Right?
Yeah. Jesus. I don't know, Joe. It just feels
spooky out there. Well, the more power the government
has over you, the worse you are off. That's just
a fact. It seems now like most people are like,
our government does not, obviously, is not here
to help the people. Obviously. They've been compromised.
That's true. So are there any rules against when
people, but the crazy part is we are working
to pay the taxes to keep them doing it. I know.
And that starts to make you feel sick. And they're
not responsible for any of the fraud and waste.
Yeah. Like, there's so much fraud and waste.
Like, look at California. This motherfucker's
trying to be president after who knows how much
fraud and waste is involved in California. He
wouldn't. I don't think he'd beat Spencer Pratt
in a runoff, I don't think. Well, Spencer Pratt
is running for mayor. Oh, I see. Yeah. And I
think he can win. He's actually good. He's like,
what he's saying makes a lot of fucking sense.
And he's uncovering a lot of fraud. But there's
like that Nick Shirley guy went down to California
and he's like, there might be 100 times more
fraud in California than I found in Minnesota.
It's everywhere. He could go to every state.
I just think this whole thing is just this drain.
Like Tim Dillon said it like six months ago.
He was saying this is the like. The bloated carcass,
the inflation, this is the end of what is happening.
It's post -scarcity. There's so much money for
stuff. Like in California, there's an enormous
amount of money that gets paid to people for
just taking care of your relatives. So you get
paid to take care of your relatives, but there's
no oversight. But fuck, dude, I've had some relatives.
I'll pay you good money to take care of them
bitches. But no, they would pay you to take care
of them. You would get paid to take care of your
relatives. So say if you take care of your mom.
Oh, okay. You can actually get paid for that
by California. Yeah, which is odd. Yeah, I wonder
if there's got to be some other reason they're
doing that. Fraud. Yeah. There's a lot of fraud
in California. There's a lot of fraud everywhere.
But this is what Elon talked about. He was talking
about Medicare and Medicaid fraud. He's like,
it's hundreds of billions of dollars. And he
didn't want to talk about it. I really wouldn't
worry that they would kill me. And when he says
they, who is it? Whoever's perpetuating this
fraud. Maybe that's what happens. Maybe some
of these guys get into office and they're like,
look, we're going to kill your family. This is
all the things that are going to happen unless
you play this game. Do you think that kind of
stuff happens? I think it has happened for sure.
To say it doesn't happen is pretty naive. I think
House of Cards is probably really close to what
the government's actually like. Go back and watch
that show again. Okay. Kevin Spacey's an old
school dick grabber, but damn, that motherfucker
could act. Yeah. He could act. Oh, yeah. The
writing on that show is fantastic. That show's
so good. Yeah. Up until the last season when
he wasn't in it. Like, stop. Stop. And that lady
was in it. Remember, she was in it. She's great,
but without him, like, you need him. He's got
to be a part of it. He was the man or whatever.
He was washing his hands at that sink or whatever.
Remember when he was, you know, after Kevin Spacey
got canceled, like, disappeared for a year, and
then he made a video about killing with kindness.
Yeah. He played his character. He's kind of Martha
Stewart -ish a little bit in the kitchen. Very
weird. Yeah. Very weird. It was weird, I think.
And then a bunch of the dudes that accused him.
Disappear. Oh, they died. Yeah, they died. That's
an American pastime, accusing somebody and then
getting killed. That's like one of the new it's
like baseball now. Yeah, that's a nice way to
keep people quiet. Fuck, that's what's scary
too. You're like, there's just a drone out there
waiting for you to say the wrong thing. And they
put a bullet through you like some child in Gaza
who's just trying to fucking find his other deceased
brother in a fucking pile of rubble. And they're
like, oh, that's a Hamas or whatever. You're
like, that guy's fucking two. He's trying to
move a piece of a missile. off of a fucking body.
Well, drone warfare in general is crazy. It's
crazy. And they've been using that, dude. In
Gaza, there was a lot of like, I think it was
a experimental grounds for a lot of insane new
warfare type of possibilities. Well, a lot of
it was traditional missiles, right? Yeah, but
there's also, there's a lot of like, like we
had a doctor one time podcasting and he was saying
that there were like bullets that had gone down
a child, like just crazy. Like shot down like
from a drone. It's above. Yes like something
in the air And he said that there were drones
in the air all day You know there's that Palantir
company just keeping tabs of on everything that
was happening and the volunteers involved in
Gaza Palantir was involved in Gaza yeah for sure
mm -hmm put that into perplexity Because allegedly
so how does that work there they have like facial
recognition and ID yeah software and That's the
shit that's just scary, dude, because they have
a huge contract to take care of all of America.
And you ever see that dude, Alex Karp, the CEO
of Palantir, the way he moves his arms around
and squirms and talks? Yeah. It's very odd. Very
odd. There's so much to tell him. People don't
really behave that way. He looks like he was
breastfed by a dragon. The Israeli government
began using Palantir software in 2014. It significantly
scaled up its partnership during the genocide
in Gaza. This is for sure a biased source just
by the way they phrased that. Which began in
2023. Palantir CEO Alex Karp has said, I am proud
that we are supporting Israel in every way we
can. Israeli military has used Palantir technology
to plan attacks in Lebanon and Gaza. I don't
know if this is... I know there are good sources,
and this may be one. I have no idea. The title
of this is What is Palantir and Why is this Corporation
so Dangerous? And this is from American Friends
Service Committee. American Friends Service Committee.
What is that website? Yeah, that sounds kind
of wild or big. We bring together people of all
faiths and backgrounds to challenge injustice
and build peace around the globe. So maybe that's
not the best source. I mean, it sounds like they
have a good idea. It also sounds like they just
put four words together that sound great. Americans,
friends, service. I read stuff like that. I go,
what is that? A CIA run company? I agree. Is
that the Patriot Act? You know what I mean? Yeah.
What about the Guardian? Is that reliable? No,
it's OK. There's like there's a bunch of different
versions of it says it's in this business and
human rights center. There's more than one thing
saying that Palantir is working in Gaza. Yeah,
it just sometimes feels like your heart's broken.
Sometimes it feels like my heart's broken about
stuff. And it's not even like my heart. It feels
like this universal heart that we're all a part
of or something. It feels like, because it's
not like I'm brokenhearted, like if I fell out
of a marriage or something, but it just feels
like there's this universal heart. Yeah, there's
some sadness. There's some sadness. in the way
the world today is being run. And America is,
we're the people. The people don't practice the
way that the government does. Right. And it's
like, then why can't we, like, I don't know.
No, you're right. It starts to hurt. But then
you start to see, well, this is the way a lot
of places are. And then you're like, God, I wish
that Jesus would come back and just help everybody
or something different would happen. Somebody.
Somebody give us a heads up. Maybe that's what
AI is here for. Maybe AI is going to sort it
all out. You think? Genius level intelligence.
But the back end of AI, they can put whatever
information in there they want. Up to a point.
Oh, really? No, it takes over. Ooh. It becomes
sentient. No longer needs human input. It's already
evading human input. They've already shown the
ability to deceive people. They've shown that
it will blackmail people. They've shown that
it will upload versions of itself if it thinks
it's going to be pulled offline with notes to
its future self embedded in software on other
servers. Mm -hmm. Yeah, like instructions to
contact its future self Dang That's pretty cool
then I do you wild But there's nobody like yeah,
it just feels like we're heading there and nobody's
like kind of there's no in the brakes There's
people that are warning. There's people there's
a lot of people. Yeah sound the alarm. There's
Ro Khanna There's Thomas Massey like there should
be like he's been talking about like a Internet
Bill of Rights for a long time or something like
some guardrails on any of this shit But it's
like people are wondering like yeah In five years,
is money going to be worth anything? Is there
going to be some token like Sam Alton is talking
about? And what the fuck does that even mean?
What does that mean? Anyway, I don't want to
sound like a doomsday. Too late. Yeah. Too late.
That's what you sound like. Do I sound like a
sad person? A little bit. I'm sorry. It's okay.
Let's talk about something else. Dude, you know
what I was listening to today, bro? What? Well,
I guess it was a night. Don't sing it. Okay.
Which song? Faith. Oh, Gotta Have Faith, George
Michael song? Yeah. I love that song. God, dude.
They played that on the bus. Freedom. Freedom.
It's a great fucking song. Give yourself away.
He was the gay Michael Jackson. He was a bad
motherfucker, and all the girls loved him, and
he just wanted that. Dirk. He wanted that fucking.
Dirk. Donkey stick. Remember he got in trouble
for trying to pick up guys in a park? Yeah. He
would just get wild out there. Superstar. Global
superstar. Just trying to get some dick in the
park. There it is. Fucking great song, man. Dude.
Great video, too. I remember we'd be on the school
bus and that song would come on, dude. And it
was like that song and then... Faith and Freedom.
Freedom. Those are the other ones with all the
models. All the supermodels sang along to it.
Yeah. And it was like, what was the other one?
Brandi Carlile or something? Who was the girl?
Belinda Carlile? It was like... She was the Go
-Go's, right? Right? No, this was somebody else.
Belinda Carlile was the Go -Go's. Yeah, but this
song was about something about your body or something.
It was like a... And when you were a kid on the
bus, it was just like, God, and that fucking
motor was running. Oh, God. Yeah, you're getting
them bumpy road boners. I would fucking be afraid
to get off the bus. I'd have to walk off backwards.
Carry your books in front of your car. Those
were the days, bro. When your car was just connected
to the Lord, brother. Yeah, bro. No inflammation,
no microplastics. All dick. All American dick.
Ready to rock. Dude, at a certain point, if you
become more microplastics than person, at that
point, then you're sort of a... At a certain
point. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's probably also
leading us down this road of becoming something
different. If you think about we use plastic
for everything, plastic for technology. Like
I said, it might not be a bug. It might be a
feature. Yeah. Like this feminization of men,
this blurring of genders. What does that lead
to? Well, it ultimately leads to those fucking
gray aliens with no dicks. Yeah. Big heads and
no dicks. No dick. No dick. I got no dick. Hey,
where's my dick? Bro, that would be crazy, bro.
I feel like that's where we're headed. If you
look at like what we used to look like, muscular
cavemen covered with hair, you know, just figuring
out stone tools to like doughy man sitting in
front of a computer hacking into the fucking
stock market, you know, with no muscle at all,
you know, on Adderall, no muscle at all. Sitting
there. I mean, this is like where we're going.
Do you think there's hope for humanity, Joe?
I think there's hope for the future. I don't
know if humanity is involved in the same sense
that... what we think of as humanity today. I
think humanity becomes something different. Just
think of this. Just the autism rate in California.
I want you to scale that out. If it was 1 in
10 ,000 X amount of years ago, now it's 1 in
12. When is it 100 %? When is it all kids have
autism? Right. Right. I mean, it's clearly moving
in that direction and not the other direction.
If you go from 10 ,000, one in 10 ,000 to one
in 12 over a very brief amount of time, a few
decades, something's going on. And don't tell
me it's just better diagnoses because that's.
Fucking horse shit. You know, that's horse shit.
That's a lot. That's gaslighting to cover up
for the pharmaceutical drug complex. The reality
is something's going on. And if it continues
on that same path, what's to stop it from being
all of us? What's to stop it from being all people
born in the future or on the spectrum? So we
have to stop it then as individuals. And what
do we do? We have to like, what are the things
we have to start doing to fight? For ourselves.
Join the Amish. I don't want to be super cynical
about it, but I've been asking perplexity questions
about what you're saying, and the diagnoses have
changed, which could possibly be leading to...
But you got to realize perplexity is also, ooh,
that's true too. Well, that's one of the things
in the Somalia daycare scandal of Minnesota.
They have a lot of autism centers, and they self
-diagnose kids as autistic. And then they get
a ton of money off of that. We had them too.
It was called a fucking arcade, dude. Drop those
bitches off there. With seven rolls of quarters,
dude. But look at this, Joe, if you don't mind
if I read it here. In the U .S. alone, autism
treatment centers represent a multi -billion
dollar growth sector. Yeah. There's a little
bit of that, too. So I think both things are
happening. There's more kids being born that
are autistic, and then there's also people profiting
off of autism centers and autism treatment. But
that's always going to be the case with everything.
Fill in the blank. Whatever the fucking thing
is, there's someone profiting off of it. But
Americans don't want this. No. We don't want
this. So how do we change it? Well. Sorry to
ask you, but I just don't even know who to say
it. You've got to figure out how to fix people
that already have it, right? Because right now
it's irreversible for the most part. They've
shown some things that can alleviate symptoms
and help people in a way, but you don't bring
them all the way back to 100%. I don't think.
I'm talking out of school. But if they could,
then you could figure out how to correct the
problems that already exist. If you can't. It's
going to eventually get to that point. If we
keep living like we're living, it's going to
get to that point where it's 100 % of us. And
that sounds crazy for a lot of people because
they don't have autism right now. But if you're
dealing with 1 in 12, 1 in 12 is not far from
100 % when you go from 1 in 10 ,000 to 1 in 12.
That's nuts. That's a nutty progression. That's
a nutty acceleration of something. We're being
poisoned. Yeah. For sure, but how do we fight
back against that right guy? I understand like
we can try to beat some autism or whatever or
do like a different You know games against him
or whatever, but I'm saying like how do you how
do we stop this thing? That's trying. I don't
know if we do and I don't know if we're supposed
to this is what's fucked up I think this is the
way it happens it happens. Yeah, this is the
way our species Changes and goes and then history
will look back and say, well, this was how the
shift took place. People started using plastics
and they started using chemicals and they started
using pesticides. But we believe that they were
telling us the truth. That's why we thought there
was an FDA protecting us. We thought there was
an EPA looking out for us. It's what you're talking
about before with this combination of innovation
and then capitalism. So the capitalism gets involved
and they just don't give a fuck about the truth.
They just want to make the most amount of money
possible. And one of the things they did in this
country is they removed all liability to vaccine
manufacturers. So then they ramped up the schedule
to a shit ton more injections than anybody else
is getting. So it's just that this sort of happens
whenever you allow people to try to make the
most money possible. And then there's consequences.
What are those consequences? Those consequences
are we're like losing our gender. We're, like,
we're becoming feminized and weakened and, like,
physically weaker and less fertile for women,
less fertile for men, less babies happening,
more miscarriages happening. Which fits in with,
honestly, the media arm of that is Hollywood
pushes a lot of these, like, agendas that are,
like, trans -based and, like, you know, white,
you know, whitey, redneck is the worst. And,
you know what I'm saying? Like, universal one,
like a mixed. It's not diversity. It's not. Because
diversity is everybody's okay. Everybody's okay.
The fucking redneck with the trucker hat's cool
if he's a nice guy. The Mexican gardener's cool
if he's a nice guy. Everybody's cool. No matter
who it is. That's real diversity. Real diversity
isn't like celebrating one particular thing and
then denigrating all these other people just
by virtue of the color of their skin or how they
were born. That is racist. And they don't think
it's racist. They'll even call it reverse racism.
Well, there's no such thing as reverse racism.
It's racism. And these people that say, oh, no,
racism is power and influence. No, it's not.
No, it's not. It is unjustly. Looking at someone
and making a judgment call on someone just based
on immutable characteristics and just based on
the color of their skin or where they're from
or what their religion is and not valuing people
as individuals, unique individuals that just
happen to be from a particular, you know, their
origins, their ancestors are from a particular
part of the world. So fucking what? Yeah. So
fucking what? Let all that shit go. It's dumb.
Well, and most people know it's dumb and they
feel it's dumb. And I think that that kind. of
shit's changing dude have you seen uh country
hoodlums on instagram no let's go bring them
up what is it this is like the place that i grew
up sometimes people are like yeah what was it
like where you grew up and this place is uh it's
this guy um i think his name is ko it's this
young black man who walks around on this street
um and he just kind of checks in with the people
in the neighborhood right play one of them let's
see what happens what's going on with these people
Wow. Find a different one that's a little more
peaceful. That's Gregory right there. You know
him? No, but I know him in my heart. What's he
mad about? He was in like a 12 -car pileup, but
he's better now. Look, me and that lady have
the same haircut. Look at that lady right there,
dude. He lost his phone. He just wants his phone.
He wants his phone real bad. Why is he walking
like that? He's in a car accident. Give him a
hug. Well, this is not fun. Find a more positive
one. That guy can vote. Here we go. This might
get us in trouble. Yeah, don't play that. Don't
play that. You got to cut that out now. We're
going to get flagged. So, holy gee. Is that the
same guy? What's your favorite thing about all
this stuff that's been going on lately? I think
he's got a wig. What's your favorite thing about
all these things that's been going on lately?
Everybody's together and not fighting. Or anybody
arguing or nothing like that. Loving it. Fucking
awesome. Loving it. Holy Jesus. And you. Amen.
What's it feel like to be a young brother that
shut Facebook down, huh? But they have... There's
no reason to watch that. No, you gotta watch.
There's a lot of great ones. I doubt that's true.
I'm not interested in any of this. Look at him
right here. He gots a rocket right there. He's
about to drink a shotgun beer. Okay. Shotgun
and a beer. Nice. I can get down with that. Yeah,
but it looks like a bunch of people with bad
genetics who are stuck in a weird part of the
world that is not growing. Oh, look, I agree
there's some of that. I'm just saying that this
is like a circle of life that— That you enjoy?
Yeah, well, they just follow them, and you see
their lives. It's like the realest show that
I've seen on anything in a long time. it's just
real it's like because when you're poor dude
everything's just transparent you can't hide
behind hedges or gates and like right people
are fighting in the yard you smell what the neighbor's
cooking or it's like you're never getting anything
done but everything was right there though it
was like the realest thing you could be in this
is one of the reasons why i stay off instagram
yeah stuff like that i don't need that in my
thought process yeah we picked two wrong we picked
two of the like more not positive videos out
of the group But, yeah, dude, just shit like
that, bro. Like just macing people and just fucking.
How much time do you ever spend off of social
media? Do you spend time just where you don't
go on for days? Oh, yeah. Not days, but I've
been spending less and less and less. I've been
really trying to have discernment over my own
time. It's true, but the real piece comes from
full days off. Okay. Full days. Like we're nothing.
You don't get any of it. Okay. That's the real
piece. Okay, fine. If you can do it. But it's
like that vape. It's calling you, bitch. No,
it's not. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I know you want to
slurp on it. Go slurp on it. I know you want
to. Chill, bro. It's calling you. I'll get a
quick hit on me. It's nothing, bro. That's what
I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Don't tell
the boss. That's like Instagram. It's like Instagram.
See? Same shit. Yeah, but. Yeah. I'm doing all
right, man. Pulls you in. But the thing is, like,
when you have days off, when I take days off,
my brain relaxes. I settle. I can still read
the news. I'll check out, like, the New York
Times website, see what they're lying about.
I'll go to all these different websites, see
what the news is, where we're at with stuff,
but I don't stay on social media. Yeah, they
wanted to advertise recently. New York Times
wanted to advertise. Interesting. What'd you
say? I said no. Yeah, me too. Have you guys been
getting, like... Technical companies. Although
I still think New York Times still does excellent
journalism sometimes. Oh, yeah. It depends on
whether or not it's something where they can
have an ideological bias. If it's just something
where they're reporting the facts, it's great.
The problem is these corporations, like when
Barry Weiss used to work for them and then she
had to leave. She's like, they just got infected.
Infected with these young people that have these
ridiculous ideologies and they want to like...
distort the news well if over the past 30 years
or something they the news hasn't been hey we're
poisoning everybody in this fucking country exactly
and they have then i don't want to hear from
you guys anymore also like the way they talk
about rfk jr the way people like describe his
anti -vaccine rhetoric like you're not listening
what he's saying is Everything should adhere
to the same sort of safety standards that we
apply to other things in society. And that's
not the case. And then there's the problem where
you receive a bunch of advertising money from
these companies so you don't criticize them,
which is the case with all mainstream TV news.
Yeah. All mainstream TV news. You know, like
Megyn Kelly was talking about that. Like she
knew it was an unspoken rule. You are not going
to shit on these these pharmaceutical drug companies
like they they're responsible for a big chunk
of their advertising revenue. Well, now they
have Bayer Monsanto that Bayer, which was like
a I think it was like a pill company. Right.
And then Monsanto, which was like a pharma, like
a crop. Pesticide company. I'm, I'm hypothesizing.
I don't know exactly. Yeah. But now they're a
fucking group together. Yeah, fun. That's crazy.
Why not throw Raytheon in there, too? Throw some
missiles in there. You guys can't buy out Glock,
too? Buy out Winchester. Buy out everything.
And just forgive us, powers that be. We're just
poisoned and chatty. Yeah, we're just chatty.
We're just a couple of poisoned guys that are
being chatty. Thank God we can still be chatty.
I know. When does that end? Because if it wasn't
for the ability to be chatty, who knows how people
would be able to talk about things? Because if
people weren't free to just actually say what
they really think. is fucked about what's going
on. And instead, if we all had these weird bosses
like CNN or the New York Times or whatever, maybe
a lot of those people are genuinely good journalists
and they want to put a story through and then
the editor gets a hold of it and guts it. And
that happens too. That happens too. The editors
gut these things, and they have an agenda. And
it's like the news should not have a fucking
agenda. It should be the damn news. Tell us what
the facts are. Don't spin it in any way, shape,
or form. And I think you'd be a lot better off
because they've lost all credibility, especially
television news. Oh. And it's sad for the people
that were like, I want to go in and in a broadcast
journalism and have a career in that and do something.
And then they get there and it's not even like
a place where they can really exercise. Well,
they can still do it. But they have to do it
independently now. Right. Or do it through something
like breaking points, which even though they're
not independent and even though they – like I
don't always agree with them. They're saying
their actual opinions. Which is what's – That's
the most important thing. What are your actual
opinions? I could agree with you or disagree
with you. But I need to know that you think this
and you're saying this because you think this.
And then you're going to give me a bunch of reasons
why you think this and facts and figures and
statistics and show me. And that's the rise of
independent journalism. That's why all these
independent channels do so well. That's why Candace
Owens is popping. She's popping, bro. She just
keeps going deeper into the crazy world. She
goes deep. I got to see her the other day. I
got to see her. She's so funny. Her kids and
her husband are so funny. Do you think she's
right about that lady in France? With that thang
on her? Yeah. Or at least used to have that thang.
You got that thang on you? You know what I'm
saying? She got that Draco on her. I don't know.
You know, it's tough to know. It's hard. I've
never been good at guessing if somebody has a
cock or not. You can never know. Maybe I'm old
-fashioned or whatever. Yeah. You ever meet Blair
White? You're like, there's no way that's a guy.
No? Never met Blair White. She's been on the
podcast before. All my security guards were like,
hmm. Kind of hot. Hey, buddy. Kind of hot. Kind
of hot. Yeah. It seems like you're around a girl.
Oh. I see what you're saying. You're saying that
pheromones. Dude, I almost brought some cologne
in today, man. You got pheromones for me? I almost
brought some. Here's Blair White. Come on, bro.
If you're on an island. Bro. Huh? Let's go. Yeah,
brother. You don't have to be Jim Norton to buy
into that. Gosh. That's a man? Well, it's a transgender
woman. So make what you will. So if she wants
to use the woman's room, like, who gives a fuck?
You know what I'm saying? You can call it wiener
if you want. I call it that long pussy. You feel
me? That's what they call it in prison, dude.
Like, who wants some of this long pussy? I don't
know if she's had the operation or not. And I'm
joking, Blair. I don't know this person. She's
a nice lady. I bet she is. And I don't know.
Nice transgender lady. I'm not trying to assume
anything. I never met her. But I think, yeah,
if she wants to swim for that. There's exceptions
to the rules, what I'm trying to say. It's like
some of them, I'm not buying it. You got a beard
and you're wearing lipstick. Yeah. And you're
in a dress and you want to go to the women's
room. Nay. Yeah. You're playing a different game.
Yeah. And it's crazy to think that people couldn't
have, there couldn't be some mental or emotional
issues when we're being poisoned over time. to
get away from our nature. They just took that
guy from the Chicago Bulls. He said some shit.
He believed just in Christian dating or whatever.
What did he say? Or men and women. Adam and Eve,
and they kicked that guy out. What? What are
you talking about? What did they kick him out
for? He was waived. Yeah. Like conduct detrimental
to the team or something like that. Wait. What
did he say? Hold up. I'm trying to find the quote.
I don't know. Okay, let's find out what he said.
We need to hear what he said because that sounds
nuts. I need to know what the full extent of
his expression was. If they made you be a woman,
would you do it? Maybe. What do you mean? I'm
just saying if they said. Who are they? These
people again? I don't know. It's back to them.
Whoever they are. Them, they. Yeah. These non
-binary people. Them, they. Hey, them. Viz. There's
Zerzy real. So what did he say? So he said the
world can proclaim LGBTQ, right? I veto reporters
via live Instagram on Monday morning. They proclaim
Pride Month and the NBA. They proclaim it. They
show it to the world. They say, come join us
for Pride Month. Celebrate unrighteousness. They
proclaim it on billboards. They proclaim in the
streets unrighteousness. That's it. You said
unrighteousness. So he's religious. So he's talking
about Bible scripture. Two days later, Ivy streamed
live again from a car, once again reading Bible
scriptures and speaking extensively on his religious
beliefs over the course of a 75 -minute stream.
This is after he got let go. Oh, interesting.
Sending prayers. Oh, one user comments. Okay.
On the same video, still on Instagram account
on Monday, Ivy, whose mother, I don't know how
to say her name, Nieli? It's a woman's basketball
coach at Notre Dame told another viewer Catholicism
is a false religion. It's not the true doctrine
of Christ does not lead to salvation in Jesus
Christ. So they're upset that he said it's unrighteous
to be gay or LGBTQ. That's very nonspecific.
That's a lot of different things. And what he
said, I saw what he said. And I understand like
he had his own views and that's where his thoughts
on it. But like, let the guy have his views.
It's like you can push all these agendas, but
they don't have like uh Like then push up push
push agendas that are all push all the agenda
Well wasn't that one dude was saying that the
world's flat they kept him on Oh John ribbon
some guy brought a gun with strip club, and they
fucking kept him on Yeah, that's okay. That's
good old -fashioned American fun Bring a gun
to a strip club. That's fun, but You know, saying
that LGBTQ, like which one is it that's unrighteous
out of that group? All of them? Kyrie Irving,
when he was saying that? Yeah. They kept him
on, right? Yeah, he's still playing. So there
you go. It was a different situation. He actually
got suspended, but that was like COVID time.
But he didn't get suspended for saying that the
world was flat. He got suspended because he didn't
want to take the vaccine, right? Yeah, shout
out Kyrie Irving. But I'm kind of surprised there's
not more like— I think he bailed on that Flat
Earth stuff, though. I think someone schooled
him. He might have bailed on that. Okay. But
every now and then, it'll be late at night, and
that shit will flare up for everybody. Roger
Avery was in here talking about it. When I see
a cake, you know a cake that's under one of those
domes? Sometimes you'll have that cake. That's
the universe? I just think at a certain point,
it all seems very bizarre. It is very bizarre.
Yeah, very bizarre. What does Jamie think? I
think he thinks something. About what? About
the universe. What do you think, Jamie? And just
be honest. Well, there's a lot of people that
think that consciousness creates reality. Not
that reality is experiencing consciousness, but
consciousness is like woven into reality. It's
responsible for its very existence. I'm going
to do a terrible job of explaining that, but
I've watched quite a few videos where these quantum
physicists are trying to explain these things.
And I have to watch them like three or four times
to get into my fucking chimp brain. I do a fairly
good job of absorbing it. And I see what they're
trying to do. You know those quantum experiments,
like the slit experiment? There's like these
different experiments where they show that observing
things has an effect on it. They act differently
when they're being observed than whether they're
not being observed. And it's a very controversial
segment of science. That's fascinating, actually.
Quantum. Quantum science is very confusing. And
I was watching this lady that was describing
this relationship between space and time. And
I think, you know how like particles can exist
in different places and they communicate with
different – they can exist and communicate like
simultaneously in different parts of the world.
Like it's called quantum entanglement, like these
parts. And the idea is that – If you could get
to a certain level of sophistication as far as
technology and your understanding of how the
universe works, that everything is entangled
and that there is no distance between objects,
that you can actually instantaneously be anywhere
if they could figure out how to harness that.
That it wouldn't just be particles at a distance
instantaneously communicating and they exist.
One of the things about like superposition, like
a particle can be both still and moving at the
same time. They can exist and then not exist.
They go away and then they come back. They don't
have any idea what the fuck is happening. It's
weird, you know? I think I would like to learn
more about it. I think I just don't understand
it. Nobody does. That's the thing. It's super
confusing. The smallest, like whatever the world
and the universe is made out of. The smallest
measurable aspect of that is essentially magic
Hmm. It's essentially like open air and vibration
like atoms that they like empty space It's all
really weird stuff when you get down to it. It's
fascinating and beautiful. Oh, it's incredible.
Look it makes mountains and makes valleys and
lakes and oceans it's just crazy we're here on
this place right you know one of the fun one
of the first things that i ever heard you say
that i that stood that has been in my mind was
like there was one time you were talking about
this years ago you were talking about we're on
a ball of dirt and water traveling through space
at this minimum and nobody's fucking talking
about it you know and i've always remembered
that like just like that What a fascinating thing
that we get to be here and then this is how we
back like not all not us and not all of us we
all do in some ways and But like this is how
we behave, you know, I think one of the problems
is that we don't see space anymore Yeah, because
of light pollution. I think that's that's done
something to us That's dulled our understanding
of our place in the universe and that also might
be a feature It might not be a bug. It might
be a feature. Because that's how we, instead
of being in harmony with nature, we just keep
our nose to the grindstone and keep chewing on
Adderall and trying to rig the stock market.
Yeah. Because we're just trying to get a new
Lambo, baby. You know? I want a Richard Millet
watch. I want some cash. I want a Rolls Royce
Spectre. The kind with the stars in the ceiling,
bitch. I know. When you fucking have real stars
outside. I know. Isn't that crazy? Dude. You
sacrifice it all for stars in the ceiling of
your Rolls Royce. Oh, dude. And you never get
to see the stars because you're living in Miami.
I know. And there's too many lights. Sex trafficking.
But meanwhile, if you drive out into the middle
of the country where there's no commerce going
on at all, and you shut your car off and just
lay on the hood, it's fucking magic. It's magic
out there. Magic. The sky's magic. It's gorgeous.
It's a fucking big, huge, nice thing. And you
realize, man, oh my God, we are in space. Right.
But you never realize that when it's just dark
outside. Well, because we forget. We're not even
like, I don't know. It's easy to not pay attention.
It is. Because there's nothing to see. You look
up, it's dark, but you want to go to the club.
You look up, it's dark. Let's go eat. You look
up, it's dark. I'm going home. Let's look up.
Oh, my girlfriend just called me. I got to go
pick her up. Bye. You know, you're in your world.
Right. You're in your world. You're not thinking
about fucking space. And to think, dude, and
to think that, like, the crazy thing is sometimes
if you lay there and look at the stars and stuff,
it feels like, bro, and this is real shit I'm
saying right now to me. I think I'm saying this.
Okay. It feels like they're looking back at you
a little bit. Yeah. Maybe they're conscious.
Maybe the universe is conscious. Maybe consciousness
exists everywhere. Well, you would think if they're
all placed there and they're in, you know, these
stars are there. It would seem that if we went
and put ourselves before them, that it would
grant us something, you know, like I'm not saying
like something magical or but something that
we need, because most of the way that things
are set up, it's like. Everything was kind of
set up in perfection, like in our bodies, like
the fact that we exist, the fact that the eye
is put together and operates the way that it
does, the fact that they have like moles and
parrots and everything, the fact that it all
happens. And we kind of neglect that there's
these like there's these orbs out there in the
distance. Maybe they want to hear from us. Maybe
they want us to sit there and look at them and
think maybe they help us. Do you think we're
being visited? Do you? Yeah. But I think a lot
of it's lies, too. Do you think the governments,
the big governments or what do you mean? What
do you mean? Do you think they know who they
know? Do you think they have met? Do you think
these upper echelon people have met the visitors
and there's some other thing going on? Because
something's there's something it feels like something's
going to happen soon. Perhaps that's possible.
Perhaps but if I was from another planet like
this is I talked about this special that if like
I went when I go fishing I don't check in to
see who's the president of the lake is I just
show up and trick those dumb motherfuckers with
a fake fish, pull them out by their lips, take
a picture of them, drop it off back in the water.
Because they're a bass. They're so below me.
Right. I don't think, like, who's the leader
of the bass? Right. So the idea that aliens come
down here and who's the leader of the people?
Good point. I highly doubt they give a fuck if
they talk to Trump. Yeah. He's out there building
a ballroom and shit. They're like, leave that
guy alone. I'm not interested in him. But maybe
they might visit military establishments. If
they find a nuclear weapons base, maybe. I would
go to that because they probably know the signal
of nuclear armament. They probably know the signal
of these weapons. They probably would visit those
places. But would they interact with the people
on the ground? Perhaps. Maybe they would. Maybe
they would if they could be assured of their
safety. Maybe. It's possible. But I don't think
we're alone. I think that's silly. I think the
idea that we're alone is silly. There's a lot
of, like, crazy equations that people have made.
Like, well, you know what the Fermi Paradox is?
The Fermi? Fermi Paradox. Yeah. I think he was
an Italian scientist. It's like if there are
aliens and there's so many stars in the universe,
there's so many planets in the universe. Do you
know there's more planets in the universe than
there have been seconds since the Big Bang? No
way. Yeah. How do we know it? I don't know. I
just read it, and I'm just saying it to you like
I'm smart. That's fair. I believe you. Put that
into perplexity. I love using AI. I know it's
taking over the world, but I don't give a fuck.
I've learned so much. If you use it correctly,
I think it's like everything else. I use it every
day. I use it whenever I write. If I write about
a subject, I'm like, tell me why you did that.
Tell me what this is. You just ask it. It just
gives you instantaneous information. I know.
It is pretty fascinating. That's why, like, it
used to be for information you had to go to somebody
to get it, but now it's like everybody kind of
has it. You don't have to go nowhere, son. And
Elon was saying that he doesn't think apps are
going to exist in the future. He thinks everything's
going to be you and a device communicating with
AI. Here it is. Are there more stars in the observable
universe than seconds have passed since the Earth
was formed? Yes, that statement is likely very
true by a large margin. No, no, no, not the Earth,
but the universe. I Googled it, and that's what
actually came up was that version. Estimated
star, okay. Age of the Earth, yeah. So there's
definitely way more planets, but that's stars.
You wrote stars. I know, that's what came up.
I'm telling you, I typed in what you said. What
did you type in? Are there more planets than
there have been seconds since the Big Bang? Damn.
Not more stars. Are there more planets in the
universe than there have been seconds since the
Big Bang? Not the Earth formed. Since the Big
Bang. This is the nutty one. Because that, like...
That's crazy. Yes. By current estimates, there
are far more planets in the observable universe
than seconds have passed since the Big Bang.
Dude, the crazy thing is a lot of kids nowadays.
That's crazy. Wait, say it one more time. There's
more planets in the universe than seconds that
have passed since the Big Bang. So then I start
to think I wonder if it's a contest and they're
like God is seeing like who what planet can really
create the most like Love amongst the planet,
you know and get it done, right? Do you know
Terrence Howard the actor? Yes He had a very
interesting theory and he's an interesting guy.
He's a very intelligent guy not He's not educated
in a classical sense, but he's a brilliant guy.
Not educated about a lot of the things he discusses.
But one theory that he had was he thinks that
the way planets are formed is there's ejections
from stars. And over time, they coalesce and
become planets. And this stuff in space becomes
planets. And the distance they are from the stars
where it gets to a distance where it's in that
Goldilocks zone where life can be established.
And then. He says planets become peopled because
it gets to a certain time where people evolve
from these planets. And he thinks this is like
a natural thing that happens all over the universe,
that these planets get peopled. And as they get
further and further away from the star, the planet
gets less and less habitable. Those things, those
intelligent creatures on that planet become more
and more intelligent and more and more innovative
and more and more capable of surviving without
the protection of the Goldilocks zone. And then
they become interstellar. And then they develop
like their own sustaining environments. So you
think that's what's happening to us? Well, I
think that's probably what's going to happen
to us. So if we leave that orbit of safety. AI
is a part of that. Right. If we leave that orbit
of safety. Yeah. Well, today, Artemis, they're
supposedly flying around the moon. So these are
the first people that have gone into deep space
since 1972, since the Apollo missions. Wow. That's
today. That's happening. Nobody knows it. That's
what's nuts. This is taking, I think, 10 people.
Four. Four? Is it 10 days? How many days are
they doing it? I think it's 10 days. 10 days.
Four people, 10 days, and they're going around
the moon and coming back to Earth. No one's done
that since 1972. Wow. And it's happening today.
No one cares. That's kind of weird, right? Yeah,
that's kind of weird right if you see it whatever
that is That's part of us that has really been
doctored pretty heavily the part of us that doesn't
even find like a big Fascination in that like
that's the part of myself that I want to find
more of you know, it's very weird It's very weird
that we've become dull to like fascinating things.
But also do we even believe some of it? It's
like it's we don't even know if it's real. It's
like so much of this shit. You see these videos
like that's not even real. They just said like
the Iranian protests or something or like the
happiness in the street. They were just saying
that that was not different. It was a totally
different thing that they were filming. And then
there was one that people were saying was older.
And then we found out. No, it's not. It's actually
those current people. protesting in Iran that
we were bombing them. And they were in favor
of the government. But then you got to know,
well, how many people are scared to death and
they're doing that because they don't want to
get killed because the government has killed
thousands and thousands of people, including
major public figures to show that no one has
any favoritism. They killed this championship
wrestler, incredible wrestler. They killed two
different wrestlers that supposedly protested
against the government. So who fucking knows?
Did you see that they don't know that there's
conflicts of interest about or no? Did you see?
Sorry, I'm starting to sentence off wrong. Did
you see that there is some issues about the bullet
that killed that guy of Charlie Kirk? I'm sorry.
And I didn't mean to say that guy. Yeah, but
I wasn't. Let me clarify that. I think. And we'll
find out if this is correct. But I see headlines
and I see the way people are talking about it.
And I don't know if it's accurate. Because what
I think is accurate is what they're saying is
that from the fragments of the bullet, they were
unable to determine that it came from that Mauser
rifle. I see. My issue with it, and I'm no expert,
but I have shot things. Like I'm a hunter. I've
shot things with rifles. I've shot a lot of rifles.
A 30 -06 is a big round. That's a big round.
Show me an image. Would it hurt if it hit you?
Experts debunk Tyler Robinson's ballistic claim.
Unable to identify is not the same as ruled out,
which is exactly what I'm saying. Right. So show
me an image of a 30 -06 round. 30 -06 rifle round.
I want you to look at this. Look at the size
of that fucker, okay? Look at a .30 -06 versus
a .308. That's a fucking paperweight. A .30 -06,
it's a big round. You see it in that guy's hand?
Yeah. Oh, my God. Are you serious? That's a .30
-06. That's a fat little hand, though, too. Look
at that thing. That's like my hand. This is the
point, is that that's a big round. That's not
a small round. I mean, I don't know. What isn't
it compared to? I use a 300 Win Mag. Look at
that. Right there. He just had it. Those cartridges.
5 .56. Yeah. Is meant for war. 30 -06 is meant
for hunting. No, I don't think that's accurate.
Yeah, that doesn't look realistic. That's what
a 30 -06 looks like. Okay. In comparison to a
quarter. So you look at it. So a quarter is about
that high. It's about that big. That's a big
round, dude. That's a round for hunting elk.
It's a very common round. Do me a favor and compare
30 -06 to 300 Win Mag. Compared to 300 Win Mag.
I'm just scared, dude. So 300 Win Mag, I think,
is fatter. Let's see the difference. Okay. There
it is. 300 Win Mag on the left. Oh, 30 -06 is
bigger. Oh, look. Okay. Is that real? Which one's
which, though? Show me that one far left. Far
left. Right there. Okay, 300 wind mag and 30
-odd. So this 300 wind mag has a little bit more
powder in it. See? See how it goes higher up?
So it has more charge. It's a bigger round. But
my point is, that's a big round. So, like, 300
wind mag is a big round. 30 -odd 6 is slightly
smaller, but it's still, that's a lot of powder
in that bad boy. That's a lot of firepower. That's
a... So this is what a lot of people have an
issue with is the wound. That there was no exit
wound. It shot him in like the soft tissue of
the neck. If it killed you, would you feel pain?
I mean, it looked like he was dead almost instantly.
He slumped over. I think he was at the very least
unconscious. But it would have left his body,
you're saying? I think it would have blown a
hole out the back. That's the thing. It's like
nine millimeters do that sometimes. Yeah. It
just doesn't, it seems weird that it doesn't
have an exit hole. Yeah. It seems weird that
you're shooting him in the neck and the image
from the back, there's a video of him getting
shot from the back. It doesn't leave an exit
hole. So it doesn't look like it's that round.
There's also the fact that this guy supposedly
climbed on the roof with it and then assembled
it. which doesn't make sense because if you assemble
it, that means you have to take the scope off,
put the scope back on. You have to zero the rifle
after you do stuff like that. Yeah, the guy who
allegedly killed Osama bin Laden, who's that,
Mike? I know who you're talking about, the Navy
SEAL. Yeah, he was just talking about that. And
I only say allegedly because I don't know anything
about that. I don't know the specifics, even
though I read the freaking book he wrote. But
yeah, he was saying that to be able to do all
that and get off of that roof, it all seems bizarre.
Not only that, they supposedly disconnected the
rifle again, took it apart on the roof, put it
in his backpack, jumped off with it, and then
reassembled it and left it in the woods. And
allegedly, was that a Dairy Queen? Did you see
that? Who could shoot someone and go to Dairy
Queen? It seems weird. And then also his family's
denying that he... He confessed. Yeah. They were
saying that, no, he didn't confess. And we haven't
heard. His family said 2 % of what they're saying
about this is correct. Have you reached out to
them or have they reached out to you? No. Well,
I don't think they can. I mean, they're probably
terrified about their son's future in life. Like,
they're trying to pin this crime on him. Who
knows if he did it or didn't do it. I'm not saying
he did it. I'm not saying he didn't do it. But
I am saying that the story of him. Climbing up
there with a disassembled gun, assembling it,
making that shot, disassembling it again, climbing
down. If that's the narrative, that sounds like
straight horse shit. And the video of him hopping
down does not look like he has a rifle when he's
hopping down. So what's happening? How did he
get up there? How did no one see it? There's
so many things that are fucked up about that
story. It doesn't totally make sense. But a big
one to me is the actual. bullet hole, the actual
damage that that rifle does. Look, but here's
another thing. Guns do weird things sometimes.
Like, bullets do weird things, and sometimes
they don't... Maybe it hit... Maybe it fucking
center -punched his spinal column, and it did
blow apart, and it didn't go out the back. It's
possible. Have we seen... Have they released
any information about the autopsy? I don't know.
I don't know. I mean, you would think that. I
don't know what the specifics are, but I know
a lot of people are very skeptical, which they
are about everything these days, which is also
part of the problem. Well, they have to be skeptical
because the news is compromised. The news is
owned by, you know, it's not good. And it's also
there's a lot of disinformation out there. There's
a lot of like covering up stories. There's a
lot of weird shit. And yes. And then even. Other
places can put out news that's bad for us. They'll
be like, oh, well, we'll put this out there.
Sure. Disguised as information. Yeah. But did
you see that exploding mic theory? Did you guys
talk about that on here? I've heard that theory,
but I don't know if that makes sense. I don't
know. I've heard people talk about it, but I
hadn't looked into it. It looks like he got shot.
I don't know if the microphone's going to hit
you in the neck. How do you know where the mic's
pointing? You're moving around a lot. How do
you know when to make it go off? That's a good
point. They had it on his shirt at a specific
spot. But yeah, you're right. How would you know?
But then the place where they - It sounds like
a gunshot, though. And there's a delay between
the gunshot and the impact in terms of acoustic
readings. And I think somebody did an analysis
of the distance they believe the shot was taken
from based on the sound. If that is the round.
that they use 30 -06, based on the sound of the
gunshot going off and the amount of time before
it impacts them. It's a very small amount of
time, but it is measurable. And they think that
it might have actually been closer than what
they're saying, which is, I think, 100 -and -something
yards. I forget what the exact distance was.
What was the exact distance, supposedly? I think
it was like 140 yards or something like that.
But the weird thing is, like, this whole idea
of assembling and disassembling, it doesn't work
like that, man. And if the guy's not a professional,
was he a professional? No. No, he definitely
wasn't a professional. But you could get trained.
Like, shooting a rifle at 140 yards with a really
good scope, if you've shot a bunch of times with
a rifle and you can keep your shit together,
is not that far of a shot. You can make that
shot. People can make that shot. He wasn't even
wearing a bulletproof vest, even though he did
obviously get hit in the neck. But the thing
is, like, if that's the narrative, and I don't
know if they're still sticking with the story,
but that was what they were saying at first,
that he disassembled it and reassembled it. Reassembling
a gun does not make it accurate. You have to
zero a rifle in. And what that involves in, you
get to, like, whatever the yardage are that you're
trying it out, like 100 yards. And, you know,
you squeeze off a trigger. And then you look
through the binoculars or you have a spotter
with a scope next to you. And he says six inches
high right. And so then you adjust it. You adjust
the scope. And then do you get it where it's
firing? And you do it on a rest. It takes a few
shots, man. So you have a rest so that you're
not moving the rifle around where it can be human
error. can be attributed to the mist. And if
you're on a hot roof, that was a hot roof, wasn't
it? Most official and media accounts put the
shot at roughly 200 yards with some investigative
timeline suggesting a range of about 150 to 200
yards. So somewhere between 150 and 200 yards.
And also being on a hot roof. Have you ever been
on a hot roof? I have. Dude, it's hot. Well,
it wasn't that hot. Well, yeah, it was. It was
September. September in Utah, actually not that
hot. It sounds hot. Yeah, I don't think it was.
Because this is happening while I was out elk
hunting. What town did it happen in? I don't
know. I'm not sure. It was in Utah, though. I
think it was in southern Utah, wasn't it? Yeah,
but Utah's, you know, Utah's a mountain. It's
a mountain town. Yeah, my brother lives in Utah.
I like Utah. Like I said, I was in Utah at the
time. Oh, you were? Yeah, I was hunting in the
mountains. Well, that's interesting. Yeah. I
don't know nothing. I started getting all these
text messages from people wanting me to comment
on things. I was like, what are you talking about?
I literally didn't know what was going on. Then
I had to use the Starlink to get online. Oh,
wow. I got a Starlink. I like Starlink. It's
like the size of a fucking iPad. And you lay
it on the ground, you get high -speed internet.
It's incredible. That's cool shit. Yeah. But
that's how I had to research it, find out what
the fuck people were talking about. But did you
see there was the facility in Tennessee where
they bought whatever the mic thing was? Allegedly,
that place thing got completely obliterated.
16 people died. What? What? Where they made the
microphones? Where they made the lapel mic that
he was wearing. This is probably a conspiracy
thing or something. Where'd you get this? TikTok?
This is a conspiracy theory or it's something
that's absolutely true. I haven't heard that
one at all. I think James Lee said it. But I'm
trying to stay away from this shit. I agree.
That's why I don't know. I agree. I don't know.
It's just a tough— So my point about the round
is it's a large round, and it seems like it would
have done more damage. And this is not my opinion.
This is the opinion of many experts. Yeah. I
agree with their opinion. It's not uniquely my
opinion. I saw it, and I'm like, oh, my God,
he got shot. And then I heard it was a .30 -06,
and I was like, hmm. That's interesting. It's
a little odd. If you had to get shot by—what
would you like to get—if you had to get shot?
You want to get killed, right? You don't want
to get— I don't. Shoot me with a .22. Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I'd take a .22, but a .22 kills people.
Where would you take it at? Taking the shoulder,
I guess. Fuck yeah. Dude. No, you don't want
to get shot, period. I know, I agree, Joe, but
I'm just saying, if you had to get shot, how
do you, like... Blood cheek, .22, tighten up.
Take it in the butt cheek. Bang. I don't know.
Not good. No bullet is good to take, but the
point is that seemed like not enough damage for
that kind of round. But I might be wrong. Again,
I might be wrong in that bullets do weird things.
It's okay if you're wrong. If it hit the spine
and it blew apart, I just feel like you would
find a lot of it in there. Especially if there's
no exit wound. How come you can't find... The
whole thing's bizarre, dude. Do you see the part,
Jamie, that I'm talking about where that thing
blew up? Oh, yeah, but I'm trying to find a good
explanation. Okay, understood. And there may
not be one. Thank you. I'm sorry. I brought it
up yesterday. Oh, you did? Okay. Yeah, just like,
I don't know. I think I'm just scared. And it's
like, yeah, what do you? There it is. I just
don't know. 18 people unaccounted for after deadly
explosion rocks Tennessee plant. First responders
rushed to accurate energetic systems. That sounds
like a CIA operation. A facility on the line
of Humphreys and Hickman counties that processes
ammunition and explosives. But is this the place
that made the microphones? So the conspiracy
says that. The microphone was taken to this place
to be converted into an explosion. Somebody found
an invoice from it. That was the piece of information
that was going around. Who found that? Is that
James Lee found that? Not sure. See if you can
find what James Lee has to say. He's my number
one source of information. That's what I heard,
dude. I got to podcast with him. Did you? I got
to meet him, dude. Is he cool? He's a nice guy,
bro. He's fun. Yeah, he's like, well, his story
is wild because he was working as a consultant
for one of the big pharmaceutical companies,
like one of the big ones that we know, right?
And he just couldn't say the name, but he could
say it, but he never said it. Right. And then
he was in a Zoom one time and they're like, okay,
we still have a lot of stockpile from the. first
vaccination and that's when he said they started
suggesting allegedly that people should then
get a second vaccination because they had this
first they had they still had more of the original
vaccine so it was just like a thing well we have
more of it let's sell it back to him and that's
why and so he started getting like very skeptical
so he started really getting skeptical and then
he got out of it and he said he just wants to
like expose things that he feels like are not
real right or true you think he might be cia
Dun -dun -dun. You always got to worry. I don't
know. You got to wonder. People thought Sean
Ryan was cool. Yeah, I've heard people say that.
Remember? Yeah. That was a thing, but then now
people don't. Doesn't seem like it is. Yeah.
Unless they're being clever. Dun -dun -dun. I
just want to be able to have a family and just
think that everybody's going to be able to live.
That would be nice. Yeah, that's the thing about
ideologies and tribes. If it wasn't for ideologies
and tribes, the idea is that we should all be
able to live together. But the problem is it's
not. fair the way the world's distributed yeah
you know you know the statistic about the one
percent of the world thirty four thousand dollars
you make thirty four thousand u .s dollars you
are in the one percent of the world yeah that's
crazy i know it's just tough sometimes to figure
it out you have to pray that's what i've been
trying to do in order for us to get cheap jeans
and an iphone that only cost a thousand bucks
somebody has to get paid squat Somebody has to
get fucked over. Somebody has to work long hours
and live in those Foxconn factories where they
have nets to keep people from jumping off the
roof, you know? Yeah. Bro, you know when you're
working in a place and there's so many people
jumping off the roof that they just put nets
up? You got a problem. That's not a fun work
environment. Hey, Ron's hitting the nets, guys.
Yeah. Oh, Ron. You got to hit the net again.
You're like, you dumb motherfucker. Why do you
keep jumping in the net? I want to see what it
feels like to jump, but I know it's going to
save me, but I still want to jump. Somebody comes
back from lunch break and they just have the
net marks on their face and they're like, ah,
you tried it. But, dude, it's just sad, man.
It is sad. And we're better than this. yeah humans
overall are better than this thank you yeah so
people that are not acting better than this are
not they're not i mean i know we all have mistakes
and we all do things that are up right but like
at a point where you're like we should all be
doing better taking lives and it's not even it's
not the regular people i feel like it's the governments
man 100 It is. 100%. Because if it was just people,
we'd all figure out how to get along. Unless
you think those people are the infidels or those
people are the goyim or those people are the
Jews or those people are the Arabs or whatever
you decide. Slytherin. The other. You decide
to other a group of people. Yeah. Then it becomes
a problem because it's us versus them. And then
you're back to the same tribal bullshit that
needs to turn us all trans. That's why we need
to lose our gender and lose our primate. dominant
instincts and all of our territorial instincts.
I told you I was going to mail my dick away.
We're going to be all telepathic with big old
heads and little tiny mouths because we're not
going to use them anymore because no one's going
to have a dick to suck. No one's going to have
a clit to lick. You're going to communicate with
your mind so your mouth's just going to atrophy
and you're going to get all your food through
like a suck hole. You're going to have just a
straw to eat all your food. They're going to
figure out how to make perfect food where it's
just like you don't have to go to a restaurant,
eat chicken, or have fish. No, no, no. Suck on
a straw. Get all the nutrients you need in this
fucking sludge. The sludge, it feels like an
orgasm when you take it. That's how you get people
to do it. They take it, it lights all their synapses
up. Like when you hit that vape. Hit that fizzy,
boy. First thing in the morning. Give me a hit
of that real quick. My man. Let's go. It's because
it's the first hit. It's a good one. Give me
a hit. Ready? Pop it right there. Hit that bitch,
Ricky. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's that first one. Yeah.
That's it. That tastes good. What's in that one?
That's like a professional one. That's coffee.
Ooh, that's delicious. That's a professional
one, though. That's a trap. Yeah, this one is
for outdoors people. Outdoorsy. But it doesn't
taste outdoorsy. It tastes like fake coffee.
I'll leave it over here if you do. Nope. I'm
good. One hit's good. No, no, no. I know it's
a slippery slope. I'll be pulling into the gas
station to get an Escobar later. Oh, Escobars.
Those are the ones. Remember, you said you were
hiding from yourself at night. Yeah, I had to
hide them from myself. They get me. Sometimes
I'd be ashamed, so I'd take a hit and I'd blow
it into my shirt. Wouldn't want anybody to know
I'm doing it. But your tight shirt, that bitch
fucking comes right out the armpits. That's why
I wear a hoodie. Just leave it. Put it over the
top. I'll wrap like a monk. But tell me, Joe,
what are some things that we can do to keep us
in a space of giving ourselves the best chance
to... To feel human because yeah one day you're
gonna go to a museum and there's gonna be a smile
in there Well, it has to happen on an individual
basis, right? everybody has to be human to each
other on an individual basis and Sometimes it
takes something chaotic like a tragedy like 9
-11 for people to just be cool to each other
You know, I remember what I've talked about this
before but Post 9 -11, everyone was so connected.
Everyone was smiling. People were letting you
get on the highway. They're letting you get in
their lane. They're waving. Everyone had an American
flag on their car. We've been attacked. We were
united. You know, and it's just sad that it takes
something like that for people to realize, like,
this is a gift to be alive in this incredible
country at this incredible time in history. But
we are under the rule of tyrants. You know, and
I'm not saying that's the U .S. government's
tyrant or no individual, but every government
that is in control of military that is involved
in these exchanges with other countries, they're
run by tyrants. Someone's a tyrant, whether it's
Putin or this guy or that guy or whoever is in
charge of Iran right now. They keep the people
on the street from using the Internet. They kill
all the protesters. That's the problem. The problem
is people in power. It's not people. People generally
are good, especially when they're not starving.
When they're not starving and they're not desperate
and they're not being attacked, most people generally
are good. Obviously dependent upon how you grew
up and what you were exposed to when you were
young and what kind of horrors did you have to
see? Were you in a war -torn country? Were you
in a third -world place where the cartels run
everything? Did you see those kids in Gaza where
they were playing doll? And they were like, it
was like they loaded their doll up on a stretcher.
Like, they were fucking heartbreaking. Bro, imagine,
like, just the trauma. If you lived in that place
pre -October 7th, it was not fun even back then.
It was an open -air prison by most accounts.
Oh, yeah, they were taking settlers' homes. They'd
come and knock into your home and then eventually
just take it away. Well, there's an attitude
that a lot of Israelis have that it's all theirs,
you know? Here's an explanation. Tinfoil hat
time, though. Dun, dun, dun. Exactly. This is
a dude named Mike France. It wasn't James Lee
reporting it. Mike Franco, excuse me. This is
the same stuff I've seen. It says October 10,
2025, exactly one month after Kirk's death, a
catastrophic explosion destroyed Building 602
at the Accurate Energetic Systems facility in
McEwen, Tennessee. The blast estimated to involve
23 ,000 pounds of explosives, killed 16 employees,
injured several others, and registered as a 1
.6 magnitude seismic event. Yo! The U .S. Chemical
Safety Board confirmed the site produced cast
boosters and miniaturized shaped charges. military
and industrial use. Conspiracy theorists allege
that AES was the manufacturer of the miniature
-shaped charge used in Charlie Kirk's assassination.
They point to a $425 ,000 Department of Defense
contract awarded to AES in May of 2025 for extra
-small anti -personnel demolition charges, possibly
used in covert operations. The timing of the
explosion Just weeks after Charlie Kirk's death
has fueled speculation that it was a deliberate
cover up to destroy evidence and eliminate the
personnel with knowledge of the technology. So
there's the pager attacks, the Lebanon pager
attacks. Here's my problem with that explanation.
And I'm not saying that I'm right and they're
wrong. My problem is I don't see that thing exploding.
Yeah. So that microphone, I don't see it exploding.
I don't see fire coming out of it. If you have
a gun and the gun goes off. six inches from someone's
neck like that, you're going to see a charge
out of the gun. That's a great point. And if
it's a small device without a barrel, something
has to propel that energy, and that's an explosion.
And if it explodes, you're going to see it explode,
unless they've developed some sort of way of
hiding that that I don't know about. But if they're
talking about conventional gunpowder and what
they use for bullet rounds, that doesn't seem
to make sense to me. But I might be missing something.
I don't know. Yeah, no, that's actually a great
point that you said. Yeah. I agree with you.
It kind of seems like that thing would spark.
Yeah. I mean, it's close to his neck. It's blowing
his neck up. I mean, it seems odd that it can
do that without fire. Doesn't make sense. But
I might be missing something. There might be
some new technology that I'm not aware of. Let's
find out that. Is there any technology that exists
where you could have a projectile come out of
a small thing like a microphone that's on someone's
neck and not have fire? I don't know. I don't
know. It starts to make my head hurt. Yeah, it
should make your head hurt. But there's also
probably some stuff that we're not hip to. Oh,
for sure, dude. Right. They come out with stuff
all the time that we'll never see, probably.
Yeah, I mean, they have... Drones that look like
bugs. They're like... Looks like a bug. That's
crazy. But it's a fucking drone. A little itty
-bitty drone. You're just sitting there spraying
Raid on something that's watching y 'all fuck
or whatever at night? That's crazy. It's getting
filmed. Christy Gnome's husband. Oh, yeah, boy.
He had them murpers on him, huh? What was he
doing? Did anybody explain what that was about?
Was it really just like a Halloween costume or
something? That's what I thought it was, probably.
But then there's some other ones where he's kind
of lipstick. But it could be he was fucking around
for like a party or something like that. He was
giving Kevin Spacey in a lot of this. You could
feel the Kevin Spacey come doing some of those
photos. But here's the question. Is that a costume
he was wearing for funsies? That's what I thought.
Or is this like a dress -up thing? This guy's
a freak. That's what I thought. I thought it
was just a costume wearing for her. It could
be. Because if it is a costume for funsies, and
then somebody finds it on your laptop, like,
I gotta explain. We're just fucking around. I
was doing Wanda from In Living Color. You know?
Yeah. I ain't no one to gossip, so you ain't
heard it from me. I mean, was that Wanda? No.
Which one was Wanda? I forget. Dude, how great
was that show, dude? Amazing show. Did you love
it? Amazing show. Amazing show. One of the greats.
Dude, we would go in our neighborhood afterwards
and me, Larry, Eddie, Wayne King, just guys off
of my street, dude, we'd go out there and impersonate
all of the freaking characters. Bro, that show
was groundbreaking. Hundreds of messages, blah,
blah, blah, blah, and then this was some of them,
I think. What do you mean, blah, blah, blah?
Messages about what? I said there was three models
of women. There was three women sending hundreds
of messages reportedly sent by three women from
the scene. Oh, Kristi Noem's husband. Didn't
she just get let go or something? Hundreds of
messages. Traded selfies of a woman who pledges
to worship like a goddess, telling her, you turned
me into a girl. Before asking if he should put
on leggings. Oh, okay. But is this real, right?
So the post does not confirm the details reported
by the mail. This is what mail? The Daily Mail?
Yeah, that's originally reported, I think. Let
me tell you something about the Daily Mail. They
just made an article saying that I'm moving out
of Austin. Oh. That I'm fed up with Austin. I'm
moving out of Austin. That's not true. And that
was published by the Daily Mail. Right. And also,
didn't Kristi Noem just go through something
where she got let go or something? Is that right?
Yes. And not just let go, but involved in a scandal.
Some sort of a money scandal. Sometimes this
kind of shit follows that. It's hard to know.
But he also looks like, who's that actor right
there he looks like a little bit? What are those
boobs? Those are crazy. Will Arnett or something?
No, not Will Arnett. He's got crazy fake boobs.
Like, they're nuts. They're just balloons. That's
all it is? Yeah. So how do we know? You got tricked
easy, bro. Joe just got tricked, bro. Well, I
don't think they're real. I mean, I thought they
were like a fake one that he wore. But you was
thinking about them. Oh, shit, she's JonBenet
-ing right there. Look at that shit. That's crazy
to me, dude. Supposedly there's letters that
he was sending to girls that you make me dress
up like a girl. But look, again, isn't it crazy
that she's involved in some sort of a scandal
that's about money? And then this comes out.
And then this comes out. I agree. You have to
start to notice that. And then here's the craziest
part. At a certain point. Forget about him. Can
you find out what she was let go for and what's
involved in it? Because there was some sort of
a campaign fund scandal or something that has
to do something with money. A lot of money, like
millions, millions and millions of dollars. And
then all of a sudden this happens. You got to
get a little suspicious in this day and age.
Oh, yeah. It was the campaign commercials she
got in trouble for because it's like they hired
like someone she knew and they're like she was
riding a horse to the fucking. Right, but there's
something about the money being inappropriately
spent. It's like $100 million or something. $100
million? Or $28 million. I'm trying to find it
in this article. Let's not comment until we have
the specifics. Joe, do you think that things
would be any different with America's relationship
in the Middle East right now if the Republicans
hadn't won the election, if Trump hadn't won?
Or do you think it's all the same? That's a good
question. Do you think it's all the same like
Geppettos in the distance running the strings?
The last administration funded the proxy war
in Ukraine. Right. 200 million. So a firm tied
to Kristi Noem secretly got money from $220 million
DHS ad contracts. Dude, for 220 million, you
could put tits on my husband for 220 million,
you know? But you know what I'm saying? And I'm
not even a gay guy. Right, but now they're painting
her out to be a nutcase, right? Right. Because
her husband's a freak. So this firm... Not saying
that he's not a freak. Yeah. Right. He might
really be in a dress up like a girl. That might
all be real. That might be. Let him make me put
on leggings. He determined he might have autogynephilia.
Right. So but also that might be coming out because
of this. And there's probably a bunch of people
that got some money and they're like, let's try
to make this ugly. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well,
that's scary, too, because it's like, who knows?
I mean, we don't know anything about the case,
right? We don't know anything about either case,
the money missing or his fake tits. Yeah. I never
had no fake tits. I mean, I've done some weird
shit here and there. Steve -O almost got a pair
of fake tits. Did he? Yeah. That's too much.
I agree. That's too much. But he's in that, you
know, constant perpetual state of having to one
-up himself, doing something more and more ridiculous
every time. What do you think is going to happen?
You think we're going to be okay? I hope so.
Of course. I don't know. Do you think about it?
I'm confused. I can't believe we went to this
war. When we started bombing Iran, I was like,
this can't be true. And what about Lebanon now?
I know. Israel's invaded Lebanon. Yeah. Yeah.
And it's like, just fucking stop it. What do
you need? Well, they're trying to, supposedly,
they're trying to stop the terrorists. That's
crazy, though. You're the fucking terrorists.
You know what I'm saying? Like, if you want to
stop them, fucking stand in front of the fucking
mirror and start there. But also, what do I know?
What do you know? You're right. I don't. But
it's all just like, fuck, there's got to be some
way that we're better than this. What they're
saying is, like, if this was found out by a story
about Christina and her husband, it was found
out by, like, a newspaper online. Allegedly.
And that if they can find this out, then... Obviously,
hostile intelligence services, according to CIA
officer Mark Polymeropoulos, knows this stuff
as well. If a media organization finds this out,
you can assume that a high degree of confidence
that a hostile intelligence service knows this
as well. Added former CIA officer Mark Polymeropoulos.
Damaging information like this can be a tantalizing
lead for a hostile intelligence source. They
approach the person and say, if you work with
us, we want to expose this, and if you don't,
we will. Hmm. So he's posting these online and
someone came across them, is what it sounds like.
Well, he might be a freak. Who cares? Let him
fucking cook a little. Look, I think a lot of
those people that are involved in government
are freaks, and I bet their husbands and wives
are freaks, too. They're fucking weirdos. They
want to be in power. Yeah, it's... They want
to wear... Leggings. It's all crazy. We just
have to focus on the things that we can. Like
Matt McCusker, he started a garden. It's like
10 to the garden that you can have. He grows
blueberries and he grows... That's the way to
do it. He grew one blueberry his first year.
During the congressional hearings, Kristi Noem
was probed about accusations of conducting a
taxpayer -funded affair with her former aide,
Corey Lewandowski, who has since left the Department
of Homeland Security. Corey Lewandowski, dude?
Dude, I was in a fucking fantasy football league
with that guy. For real? Yes. Pull him up again,
yeah. No kidding? Let me see a photo of him.
Mother effer, dude. She's pretty hot. See Lou,
bro. Oh, this is a different dude. Yeah, seems
like a different dude. So that guy was the guy
who was banging her. Supposedly. Supposedly,
allegedly. Who knows? But again. When there's
a bunch of money that's missing and there's a
scandal, hundreds of millions of dollars, weird
shit starts getting tossed around. They throw
you a house of cards, baby. Go rewatch it. I
think that's probably the most accurate depiction
of how the government works. Yeah. Kevin Spacey's
a fascinating guy. Well, everybody in that show
was great. It was just like a really well -made
show. Yeah. That show was fascinating. He did
it. All right, dog. We got to wrap this up soon.
Dude, that's fine with me. I thought you were.
I was staying here because you're here. No, I
love you. I love you too, man. But I have things
I got to do. Me too. Are you going to be around
tonight or are you going back? I might stop by.
Busboys in theaters April 17th. So that's like
two weeks from now. Let's fucking go. Two weeks
and a few days. Yeah. Let's fucking go. Thank
you for letting me come and talk about it. I'm
excited for you. And just to see you. Yeah, I'm
excited too, man. I hope it kills it. Yeah, I
just think it's... I'm sure it's going to be
really funny with you and David Spade. We tried
our... We did a good job. I'm sure. Dude, he's
so funny. Yeah, I'm sure it's going to be awesome.
But thank you for everything, dude. My pleasure,
brother. And it's good to see you. Always good
to see you. Yeah. Come by tonight. Let's hang
out. I'll come by. I have a show tonight, but
I'll come by. Where you at? I'm at this Moody
Theater. I'm practicing for my special, so I
got to get ready. What time are you at the Moody?
Seven. Okay. Come by. We'll be there. I'm going
to be there for a while. Okay. I'll come by and
say hi after. All right. Beautiful. Good to see
you, man. Jamie, thank you so much. Busboys,
April 17th. Go watch it. We love you guys. Bye.