Yeah. Because I have to, I gotta post it. Did
I, I, I... Are we live? It's confirming, it's
up. I don't see it yet in the feed. Where would
I see it? Alright, here we go. Nope. It's live.
Where do I find it? We're alive, allegedly. But
I can't find out where it is on my YouTube app.
So how do people find it? JoeRogan .com slash
live. What are we doing? YouTube .com slash JoeRogan
slash live. Oh, is that what it is? So it's a
different channel? It's always been that. Oh.
I always thought it sent people to the powerful
JRE channel. We have both. Oh, okay. I just don't
see it. Do you guys see it in your app? I take
your... I trust you. It's just not showing up
in my app. I wanted to give people a link. Oh,
there we go. Oh, I saw it for a second. Nope,
that's Mark Norman. It says latest videos. Live.
Hold on. Live? No, we're not. I clicked on live
and it's not us. I'll show you what I'm seeing.
Can you send me a link? I'm trying to look. I'm
confused too now. I think we're live. Don't say
anything retarded. It says we're live. Do you
see it on YouTube? This is just on the back end.
This is what I have. This is what it looks like.
That says live. It says end stream. It's been
live for two minutes. Okay. This is so stupid.
I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out. Hold
on. They changed this too since you've lost on
it. Well, the weird thing is it's just not showing.
It's like, how would anybody find it? Are we
shadow banned? That's the grand conspiracy. Have
we been shadow banned from our own channel? That's
as we're going. All right. We're recording either
way, right? Yes, we are. I am recording as a
backup. Let's figure it out. And text me a link
when it's up. We'll do it live. Fuck it. We'll
fucking do it live. Fuck it. Joey Diaz, what
are you doing over there? Math. What's going
on? Math. Boys. What's up, beautiful? Let's go.
What's up, boys? We don't have to go to England.
This is a good fight, though. I feel like Lerone
Murphy is the one guy that got completely left
out of that conversation. It didn't make any
sense to me. Which conversation? The conversation,
like, who fights next for the title? Like, he
wasn't, like, Alexander Volkanovsky talked about
him. He said, I'll probably see you next. He
wanted him. He wanted him. And he starched Aaron
Pico with, like, a crazy spinning back elbow.
Dude, so good. Undefeated. And he was just like,
nah, Diego Lopez. It just was unlisted. It wasn't
public for some reason. Oh, how dare they. Is
that us? Our fault? Okay. I don't see it. up
there it is okay it popped up all right let me
share this you guys talk for a second so what's
up with the white house card the white house
card i've i've been pretty i've been going pretty
hard in the pain on it and here's the thing it's
a great card that's that's where people get it
twisted it's a great it's an amazing card it's
not the best card that we've ever seen. And we
were told it was supposed to be the best. That's
my issue. That's a Trump thing. We're going to
have the best fights, ninth world title. He can't
help himself. It was Trump, but Dana said that
too. He went on Pat McAfee's show and was like,
this is going to blow the sphere out of the water.
It's going to be the best card you've ever seen.
It's like... Yeah, well, so so he's in it who's
in it. Well, there's Cyril gone versus Alex Perrera.
That's your that's your co -main term heavyweight
title. That's not a rematch. Is it? No. No It's
a great fight first time twisted for prayer.
It's a great car. That's the thing It's a great
card. The issue is is like say before went live
I got on here Joe Joe if you'd be like joking
I'm like this is gonna be the greatest fucking
show I've ever done and then people tune in like
it was good But he told us it was going to be
the best. And they're going to have it outside,
or are they going to build a tent? That's a really
good question. They need to make a tent. It's
outside. It's outside. They're building them
right now as we speak. Oh, they are. But they're
supposed to warm up in the Oval Office. I'm not
sure. They're supposed to warm up in the Oval
Office? Like mats? That's what I was told. Who
told you this? Dana. Imagine if they clear the
furniture out there and put mats down and guys
are kicking pads. Bro, Bill Clinton got his dick
sucked in there. That'd be sick. In the little
whiskey room. Yeah. And now you're going to be
stretching and hitting pads in the little whiskey
room. What is the problem with that card, guys?
This is the only problem with that card. There's
no problem. Who else is on it? I wanted to see
everybody was waiting for Alex Perea against
Jon Jones. Yes. Okay? And that's a disappointment
to me. That's it. The card is fucking fantastic.
Listen, that poor bastard, he's going to wait
forever for Conor McGregor. Michael Chandler?
He's going to die, come back. They're going to
meet each other in the parking lot of a fucking
Waffle House one day. Michael Chandler, but let
it go. They said, Chandler, we can't do Conor,
but we can do Huffy for you. It's a horrible
matchup for him. Well, he thinks that, I think,
if I had to guess, he thinks that because Benoit
Saint -Denis broke him with grappling. that he's
going to be able to get a hold of them and do
the same kind of thing. Fair. Fair. Benoit Saint
-Denis is very big. Now, why wasn't John Jones,
how come he didn't get signed? They couldn't
come to agreement. Yeah, man, it was a money
thing, John was saying. John was saying they
wouldn't budge over 15. That's what John said
recently on Twitter, I believe. But 15 mil, like,
my thing is... That's a lot of millionaires.
The UFC hasn't been closing, like, the big fights.
But John has to take some accountability. Like,
they offered him $30 million against Aspinall.
He never made it happen. So the UFC's like, okay,
dude. And then $15 million for the White House
card? And you're saying this is the number one
fight you want to do? $15 million, bud? Like,
the UFC can, could they pay more probably? But
$15 million? Right, but I think in his mind,
this is for an interim title, right? Would it
be? It'd be for interim because Aspinall's still
the champ. Just like this one's for an interim
title. And, you know, if he was going to get
30 to fight Aspinall, half of that is kind of
crazy. He's the greatest of all time, and he's
going to make the White House card. If he makes
the White House card, he'll be like, oh, shit,
Jon Jones is back. The whole card completely
changes. And there's no complaints. Is it too
late, or can they add him? Is it too late? I
don't know. He said he's ready to go. He tweeted
he's ready to go, I think, today or yesterday.
So if they added him, who's left to fight? What
would be the best fight if they added him? Aspinall?
No, Aspinall still do it. Aspinall had serious
eye surgery, two of them, two serious eye surgeries.
He won't make White House. What they would probably
do if Jon eventually was like, all right, I'm
down to whatever the agreement for the money.
He would fight the winner of Cyril and Potan
later this year. That's if Aspinall needs more
time off. Correct. And if not, Aspinall might
want to get right into the winner. Or John goes,
fuck it. I'm not messing with UFC at all. I'm
going to fight on these Netflix cards and make
all the money. Yeah, but he can't do that. He
has a contract. I don't know how many fights
he has left. Does he have a contract? He has
a contract, and I'm pretty sure he signed for
a hot second. So Pereira just signed a new eight
-fight deal. Yeah. Netflix is coming with that
long cash, son. Yeah, and UFC was like, here's
basically sign the rest of your life over. What
did you hear they offered Diaz? The UFC? No,
Netflix. Oh, Netflix? I heard 10 mil. I heard
it was more. I heard it was more. I mean, you
probably know. That's wild. That's a lot of money.
They're paying boys real money. But I tell you
what, I think he could have made that same money
versus Conor. If someone could just drag Conor
to an Ibogaine Center again, clean that boy up.
Conor's down. Conor's fighting the International
Fight Week, supposedly. I hope that's true. But
if Nate gets through this fight and they set
that fight up, it's that or Chandler. The problem
is Chandler's going to fight Hoofy. And there's
no chance you're coming out of that with any
understanding of physical reality. That guy starts
putting it on you. Hey, we're live? No. You know
what I would do? That guy's a fucking wicked
striker, man. Hoofy's scary. No, they did Chandler
super dirty. But, you know, he's a fucking legit
wrestler, man. You know, he's a legit wrestler.
If he just decides to, like, only do that, you
wonder, like, how much Hoofy can keep him off
him. Yeah. But he never fights like that. Never.
Fights like a fucking final dog. And that's why
we love him. And that's why we love him. It's
just fucked up he sat out for how long? I know.
He should have never done that. If I was in his
ear, I would have said, not a fucking chance,
son. Not a chance. Not a chance. Take fights.
Keep moving. How dare you? But at least they
put Chandler on that card. Imagine being Colby
Cometon, who's been just, just risen Donald Trump
in the White House. And he sees the White House
cards announced. He's like, bro, oh, this is
me all day. UFC said. Actually, it's not. But
didn't Bo Nichols say that he wanted that fight
and that Colby did not want that fight? Yeah,
but did they offer him that at the White House?
I don't know. Supposedly, that's what Bo said.
Like, Colby can sign the contract. Bro. It's
a terrible matchup for Kobe. At 185? Right. So,
all right, I want to be on the White House, but
I have to fight fucking Bo Nickel, who my thing's
wrestling. That motherfucker's the wrestler.
What the fuck are we going to do? Right. So you
can see why he's like, no. His striking has come
up. Especially after that loss to Reiner DeRitter.
In that last fight, man, his striking looked
so much better. Nobody frustrates him more than
Bo Nickel. He's one of my top three favorite
fighters. He's learning on the job. That's the
reality. He's a horrible place to learn. It's
a tough. Rodolfo Vieira is a bad motherfucker
and he head kicked that guy into the shadow realm.
That guy's a winner. And winners like that, they
figure out a way to get better. Agree. Quick.
Agree. I just, I wish you'd take like the Khabib
approach where it's like, my wrestling's the
best in the world. I'm going to break motherfuckers.
I don't want to see him figure out his striking
for fucking 15 minutes. Fight's already started?
Just started. Oh, we're watching on an iPad?
Dude, I don't, I'm trying. Hell yeah. Why don't
we run out and grab one of the other Apple TVs
that we know works. So go out and grab the one
that's... But it's not working on this TV. Clearly
something's wrong. And if we do it the other
way, if you go out and get the one that's in
the hallway, my phone is linked up to that one.
Go out and get the one that's by the pool table.
And my phone links up to that one. And we can
just stream it. Allegedly. That screen's so tiny,
it looks like Sugar Sean. He gets so anxious.
Yeah. When it's not happening. I can't see who
these guys are. That might as well be Sugar Sean
versus fucking John Jones. It's so far away.
We will fill you in, ladies and gentlemen, when
we know what's going on. But as of right now...
Do you know the actual fighters? Sugar's on the
White House card. Put it up there. Sugar's on
the White House card. That's another fight. It's
like Corey Sanhagen was the fight. That was the
fight that I'm most interested in. Sugar Sean
and Corey Sanhagen's a wild fight. Joe, why do
you think they didn't do the matchups that, obviously,
were hardcores and the majority of the fan base,
like, we all wanted these fights. I wonder why.
There has to be a reason. Why they're like, no,
we're going to go a different route. Who knows?
There's guys get injured. There's negotiations.
Negotiation, probably, right? Like, budget, because
also the White House is the most expensive card.
It is. Yeah, by far. More than the Sphere? Oh,
yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, because they have to build
a thing? Yeah, build a thing, the security. Oh,
criminy. So it's like it's the most expensive
card. So I'm sure the salary for the fighters,
it probably has to be limit. Allegedly, yes.
So this is a pool room. There we go. That's going
to be a tough ticket to get. Hold on a second.
What, the White House? Yeah. What's the capacity
going to be? 3 ,000. That's not bad. Jamie, which
one did you grab? 3 ,000 of the oligarchs. That's
why I love Strickland. He's like, I ain't fighting
for those rich fucking oligarchs. I ain't doing
that. Okay, here it is. Hold on. Here, we got
it. We got it. We got it. It's going to be a
weird vibe. You know? It's going to feel like
fucking that movie Django with Leonardo DiCaprio.
What is? The White House card. It's going to
be weird. It's going to be super weird. What
the hell is going on? You know those fights when
you go to them are about excitement. Yes. When
you go to a UFC fight, you walk into the building,
the music, the visuals, the shit, your heart
starts pumping. The energy from the people. If
you put a whoop on and go to a fucking UFC fight,
come out of there, you're like 11 -3. What did
I do? I didn't even work out. Yep. It's like
doing stand -up. Yep. Getting off there. So that's
what I love about the UFC. When I'm sitting there
and I'm looking up. all that shit, and you're
like, this is better than anything. Yeah, there's
nothing like it. I love basketball games. NFL's
too crazy, but the Jets and the Giants, there's
no reason without it. Hang out with autism. You
haven't won a championship since 1969. You keep
showing up. It sums up. The Jets got Gino. They
got him back. The Jets had Aaron Rodgers. He
goes to Pittsburgh. He gets to the playoffs.
The Jets had Donaldson. Yeah. Seattle. He just
won the Super Bowl. He went to Minnesota. He
was like Joe Montana. Baller, yeah. And they
let him go. They let him go. Fucked up. So it's
kind of weird that the Jets, it's like when the
Mets got Willie Mays. He already hit 800 home
runs. Yeah, it's over. It's over. Why is he here?
You know, he's a legend and stuff. I'm a Browns
guy, but I'm rooting for the Jets just because
they have the worst luck. Just like the Browns.
I was going to say, you guys have the worst luck
too. Yeah, that's why I like them because they're
like the Browns. We've been through like 45 quarterbacks
in the last 25 years. Just can't get one. Just
can't get one. Just can't find one. Shador Sanders
is not the answer? I hope he's the answer. I
hope he is. You look good. You know, he had a
shitty offensive line when they put him in the
last, like, seven games. And he made a lot of
mistakes, but he also put the fucking ball up
without fear. He can seize talent, for sure.
Oh, yeah, yeah. I think, you know, this year
they rebuilt the line. They're probably going
to draft a tackle. Probably the first pick would
be a wide receiver, Carno Pate. Yeah. Makai Lemon.
I'd rather have Makai Lemon, but everyone's saying
Carno Pate. And plus, he's from Ohio State, so.
Yeah. It fits. We need an offensive tackle and
a fucking wide receiver. Our defense is fucking
solid. Yeah. Defense is solid. Miles Garrett.
Yeah. I watch, dude, football podcasts on the
offseason every day. I always forget how big
of a football fan you are. Giant. Giant. I like
football more than UFC, dude. How dare you? I
do. I love it. See, it's funny because I've been
to football games and they're great for the first
ten minutes. Football? And I love football. Yeah.
Ten minutes of the game are great. It's like
why I like going to Dodgers with Eddie. We have
an understanding. We're getting out of here in
the sixth inning. Yeah. They say hello. Yeah,
yeah. You get up with everybody. We leave at
seven. Yeah. I went to Yankee Stadium. It was
the worst, guys. Why? There were people puking
in front of me. There was a lady over here that
had a foot that was red. Diabetes. And she's
eating sweets. Eating sweets. Not giving a fuck.
I'm like, what the fuck is this? I don't drive
often. It's a three -hour drive. All right, boys,
we're up. Here we go. Jeez, that was a lot. Okay,
I figured it out. Technology. It's currently
just started where this fight started. They are
further ahead. Oh, no. How do we get to live?
I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. They're
still in the first round. Yeah, but we can't
do that. But that's what the difference is. I
think that taking the UFC out of, like, it's
a different place. It's going to be a different
vibe for sure. But I'll tell you what. Like the
Apex. The Apex. The Apex is lit. And the Apex
is pretty cool. It sucks for the fighters, though.
Yeah, there's no... Sucks for the fighters. There's
no energy. You ever go out in front of like a...
All right, now we're live. Let's do an industry
showcase. Those people don't laugh. No. Are we?
So these are the same kind of people that are
going, ain't nobody going to take that shirt
off and drink a beer. No, and say rip his head
off and shit, you know? Don't show them their
tits. No, there's not going to be any of that.
This guy's not going to walk in and we're going
to go, yo, who shot Bobby Lupo? Yeah, yeah. No,
there's none of that. They probably don't even
know what the fuck they're watching. There's
probably a hundred people that are actually UFC
fans and the rest, you know. But then the other
side of that is like Joe said, I'm sitting there
watching a fight and all of a sudden I get hit
with an Iranian missile. You're having a great
time. You're having a great time. You got the
Maracas out. You're going to hang out with Melania.
And all of a sudden, boom, there you are. You're
done. The whole leadership is Bruce Buffer. For
some reason, Bruce Buffer lives. He lives like
him in the suit. Everybody else is gone. I don't
know if I want to even be in that area. I think
I'm going to Hong Kong. It's so crazy about the
Iran situation. It's like you hear one side of
the story is we fucked. They're military up,
and they can't do shit. They're decimated. And
then the other side is like, no, they're not.
They're fucking the shit out of Tel Aviv. They're
bombing the shit out of Tel Aviv. They're fucking
us up. We're losing. But Trump just came out
and said, it's almost over. Yeah, whatever they
want to tell you. Yeah, it's like, what's going
on? It's like they'll show you Austin Airport.
People crawl in there. TSA, yeah. There's no
wait. Yeah, I agree. CNN is called scaring poor
white people. Yeah, that's all CNN does. They
scare you. And you put CNN at 3 in the morning,
they're not talking about nothing positive. It's
gentlemen arguing about politics at 3 in the
morning. So you wake up, those fucking people,
because now everybody considers, like, well,
he's an Islam radicalist or whatever the fuck
they call it. You know, like, you can get radical.
How many, listen, we have a lot of crazy people
that are radicalized, but I got friends I went
to grammar school with, and these motherfuckers
get up at 8? and start pounding Democrats on
Facebook. That's not real. Look at these fucking
morons. That's hating the fucking morning, guys.
Take the morning. You're already fucking Democrats.
Give it a breather. Take a morning off. How is
your day going to be better? So Americans are
getting radicalized the same way with CNN, the
other thing. We got constant. But we're not blowing
people up. No, but I've told you a thousand fucking
times. But we celebrate when people get shot.
Yeah, we love all this shit. Right. But humans
do. Imagine a world where a guy who never hurt
anybody gets shot in the neck. on TV in front
of everybody and people are cheering. And people
are posting about it. That makes zero sense.
That's never happened before. Because you're
right, Joey. People have been radicalized. And
also radicalized to have no empathy because social
media doesn't, you don't have to have it. What
side do you think is true? Trump decimated everybody.
Like he's saying, we just, we destroyed them.
They don't have shit. But then there's other
people saying, that's bullshit. Iran's bombing
the shit out of Tel Aviv and they won't let you
videotape it. They're taking it. If you videotape
the destruction, in Tel Aviv, you'll get arrested.
I'm sure there's some truth to that. I'm sure
there's some truth to that, but they've blown
the shit out of a lot of sites, and the amount
of missiles has radically reduced. So the indication
by even Al Jazeera... Al Jazeera said a thing
that this strategy is working for Trump. The
problem is they have that Strait of Hormuz. It's
all closed down. I mean, if they go to war, like
a physical hot war in the Strait of Hormuz with
fucking rockets and airplanes. You think we'll
go with boots on the ground? You think that's
going to happen? I hope not. That's what they're
saying. Nobody's going to be in favor of that.
But who's they? I don't know if that's necessary.
It seems like they keep killing, especially the
Israelis. They're so good at finding those guys
and killing them. Everybody that gets into power
gets killed. Thank you. Jamie. You can only sustain
that for so long. Is that even real? Is that
even real? Eddie Bravo. You know what I'm talking
about? What's that, Eddie? The reports that you
hear, like, how do you even know any of it's
real? Oh, you don't know. You don't know. They
killed his son. They didn't kill his son. It's
AI. How about the AI videos of Benjamin Netanyahu?
And people saying, he's dead, he's dead. And
everyone's saying, no, no, no, he's alive. Those
AI videos are so fucking good, though. They're
not that good. They look like a beauty filter.
It doesn't look like a real person. And it's
like the coffee's not spilling. And then when
he puts his hand in the pocket, when they show
that, the pocket goes over the hand. So does
that mean he's dead? It's weird. No, it doesn't
mean that. Maybe he's alive, but they're just
fucking with people. They play a long game. Israel
does. They could be fucking with people just
so that people think he's dead. That could be
a strategy. Because wasn't the beeper thing like
a fucking five -year project? It's a crazy project.
Amazing. Great. Amazing. If I was Israeli, I'd
be like, yo, dog, where the shit? We commit some
to get beepers. Listen. A bunch of things are
true at the same time. The Iranian regime is
horrible. They just executed that wrestler. That
really elite, high -level teenage wrestler that
said he was at a protest. Most people are saying,
at least some people are saying, that he wasn't
at a protest. What is this, Jamie? The golden
beeper gift that Netanyahu gave to Trump. That's
hilarious. He gave him a beeper. That's pretty
gangster. That's right up there with the auto
pen picture replacing Biden's picture. That's
wild. That's pretty crazy. That's crazy. Do you
think Iran has the capability to level Israel?
There's a new understanding of their capabilities.
Wish I could talk better. They thought they could
only go 2 ,000 kilometers with their rockets.
But they just fired rockets that are capable
of going 4 ,000 kilometers. Which means? It's
a lot of difference. They could reach Europe.
So that changed everybody's perception of all
this shit. Because they're blowing up all these
oil hubs. They're blowing up all these infrastructures.
They're blowing up all these different things
in Qatar, in the United Arab Emirates, in Saudi
Arabia. They're blowing things up anywhere they
think Americans are. So any American assets in
these places. Did they hit Dubai too? I think
they did. Yeah, multiple times. That's crazy.
Just to bring you back to the UFC, the UFC does
a lot of fights in the Middle East. Yeah. Yes.
So probably some rescheduling, I would assume.
Well, yeah, perhaps, unless this can all be resolved.
It's crazy. Dude, if they're bombing Dubai, that's
insane. I was just there like six months ago,
and that place is awesome. They bombed a bunch
of different countries, quite a few different
countries. So it's like, it's not cut and dry.
Like, look, I'm the last person that thinks we
should go to war. Is there a possibility? That
regime is spooky. Is it possible that the bombing
that they're putting on Iran, someone else bombed
them and they're saying it's Iran? Is that possible,
like a false flag? I don't know. I think they
can pretty much determine where all the rockets
come from, which is how they blame that one rocket
on America that landed on that school. I was
watching Ian Carroll, like a two -hour podcast
where he broke it down, and he's showing all
this sadaloon footage of... uh bases that were
blown up like they'll show like a picture of
it like a satellite image and then the next one
there's a black dot or you know it's like it's
blown up but even that like that could be ai
too like it could be you don't know it's like
there's definitely a bunch of ai stuff out there
and this is one of the things that we knew about
this uh this new world that we're living in,
is you're going to see news that's not news.
You're going to see fake shit. And, you know,
Israelis are pretty slick. I think that the idea
of using fake footage to pretend that Netanyahu
was dead, like, use fake... That's not past what
they would think of. No. That's a clever move.
And if they had to use, like, fake video of things
getting blown up, like, how do you know? Who
fucking knows anymore? Who knows what's real
and what's not? Eddie, how do we know here in...
Texas. We don't fucking know. We don't fucking
know. Who's going to certify? There's a good
thing? Always. What's the good thing? Always.
In three weeks, we're going to Cuba. The mothership's
opening up. That's all I know. You know what
I'm saying? That's all I'm thinking about. Blow
up everybody. There's a revolution in Cuba. In
three weeks, we're going to Cuba. We're going
to open up. The mother shit next to Starbucks.
We need to get some real cigars, dog. Oh, nah.
Those cigars taste like ass now. That communist
dirt. How dare you? I'm hearing it from the Cuban
people. Those cigars taste like ass. So what's
going on in Cuba? They're about to... This guy
Diaz is starting to... Negotiate with Trump.
They're going to lift the embargoes or whatever.
I think, listen. Forget the fucking embargo.
They got to lift the island. Get those people
out of there. Get them all out? They have roaring
blackouts. And that's three or four days ago.
They got no power. Yeah, guess what, kids? Communism
doesn't work. No, it don't fucking work. It never
works. Donnie's tried it in New York. Yeah, sort
of. Sort of. He's learning on the job. He's learning
on the fly. It's not going great. That's the
only good thing, that they might open that fucking
hole. You see that Kathy Hochul lady begging
rich people to come back? Yeah. Go to Palm Beach
and grab your friends and tell them to come back
to New York. What? What the fuck is going on?
What is happening? Is this real life? How is
that lady the governor of New York? How is that
the real governor? The white lady? Yeah, the
white lady. She's the white lady that said that
black people don't know what computers are. Just
the most racist thing ever. What the fuck did
you just say? She's also the one that said that
God brought them the vaccine. The vaccine's brought
by God. No, fucking Pfizer made it. They have
a patent. Moderna made it. What the fuck are
you talking about? How are you the governor?
It's entertaining, though. Eddie, you got to
feel good because you were spot on on the Epstein
stuff. How long ago? Six years ago? Seven years
ago? How is this repeating shit that I see on
YouTube? You might become the next Swami or Salami
because I'm telling you, I see those videos all
the time now. Eddie Bravo was right. Eddie Bravo
was right. And you're on different platforms.
No, you're right all the time. I'm the one making
them. Fuck these motherfuckers that were talking
shit that you're crazy. You mean Brian Callahan?
Well, the thing is, like, Eddie's open -minded
and fucking Nirvana, you know, the whole thing.
The Nirvana one's crazy. There was a new one
today that I just sent Jamie. It's handwriting
analysis of the suicide letter. And they're saying
now it's counterfeit. Of Kurt Cobain? Yeah. I
haven't seen any of this. Clearly, she fucking
did it. I don't know if it's real. Oh, I have
no idea. I don't think you should see that on
YouTube. Have you ever watched the doc? I did.
Bro, come on. But it was also actors. actors
saying things that you don't know if they said
because no one was there be cool but you know
what i'm saying yeah no i hear you it's a little
weird it's a little weird a little weird you're
talking about uh but the detectives who are like
there's no way you could that size okay that
makes sense but it's not a documentary if you
got actors pretending to do roles it gets a little
squirrely so even without that letter it's kind
of i feel like most people can tell that the
writing on the bottom is not the same as the
writing on the top that's when the heroin kicked
in tell him joey When that heroin kicks in, your
writing gets a little wacky. I think whoever
killed Kirk killed Chris Cornell and Chester.
What? All of them? What? My guess is it's the
same people. You don't think those guys committed
suicide? I don't think so. The picture of Chester
with his family literally the day before. Chris
Cornell hung in a closet with broken ribs. There's
a lot of shit. He had broken ribs? Dude. There's
a lot of shit. That's one thing. I didn't hear
that. Oh, it was from the CPR. Oh, really? Can
you hand me that lighter, Joe? You got to look
into the Chris Cornell stuff. They murdered them.
But you do break ribs when you do CPR. You sure
you didn't actually just hang himself? Dude,
I've seen YouTube videos on this. Because there's
a lot of people that think that Bourdain didn't
either. But I think he kind of did. I don't know.
This could be total bullshit. We know Chester
Bennington and Chris Cornell were, like, really
good friends. Maybe best friends. We know that.
And they were involved in some documentary about
child trafficking. Child sex trafficking. And
so was F. Bourdain was involved in it, too. And
this DJ that died, too. Mysteriously committed
suicide or whatever. There you go. Yep. They
were all, I don't know, that might be bullshit,
but that's what I'm hearing. I'm hearing that
they were all involved in some project. And they
clipped him. With Eddie's track record. I don't
know. I'm listening. I'm going to like it. I
don't know, but it is. The project disappeared,
weirdly. If that was a thing, where no one else
was working on it, and they just didn't want
to put it out, did they get scared? If the two
people died, what are you going to do? That's
the theory. I'm just asking. They wouldn't have
been making it individually on their own. Correct.
They're not the ones filming stuff. Do you know
that four of the people that debunked Pizzagate,
four of the journalists were arrested for child
pornography? Have you ever seen that? No. I saw
something about that. I don't think that's real.
God, I hope it's not real. I don't think it is.
You know, I went to that Comet Pizza. I went
there. Somebody just sent it to me today. I went
there. Was anybody that was a journalist? Because
I know there was a story about at least one of
the journalists. Yeah, when I tried to look stuff
up the other day, I saw a story that's... A journalist
got arrested for that, but I don't think that
they had anything to do with reporting on Pizzagate.
It was like a vice reporter. They weren't one
of the debunkers? I don't believe so. That's
when I looked it up. It said that. I'll try again.
There's been so many deaths in the celebrity
world that have a lot of suspicious qualities.
How about the science world? How about that dude
that was a plasma physicist and they whacked
him at MIT? And then they whacked another guy.
For what? No one knows. He was assassinated.
And then another guy just got killed. Did he
discover something scientifically or something?
Most likely. He's working on some very important
stuff, some plasma physics. He probably said,
hey, the moon's plasma. You can't land on that.
He did not. But this is old. This is 23. This
is all 23. None of this is new. Right. No, no.
It's all old arrests. It's not like a recent.
Oh, so they're all older. So this is like then
it's like an old meme that thinks people bring
up back So it's not true. I don't think anyway,
so Elon Musk boosted it. Is that what it says?
It says boosted the pizza gate. Oh, it just he
boots. Yeah that When you look into the Michael
Jackson death that was that's that was weird
that one's fucking weird Yeah, JFK jr. Yeah,
but the Michael Jackson what he was taking propofol
every night. You can't do that You can't just
the nest that ties yourself. Well, I mean, but
he also does like maybe that's what they say
like you don't know Maybe they yeah. Yeah, tell
me he did just get all his masters back and had
the Beatles catalog to which is weird Put the
headphones on or talk into the microphone. Do
you see how much money Michael Jackson's made
since he died? A trillion dollars? Bro, it's
fucking wild. Him and Elvis are always like one
and two. How about Tupac? When Tupac put out
his fifth album after he was dead, we're like,
where are these coming from? They thought he
was alive. Remember that movie that Andrew Dice
Clay did? Like his only movie? Yeah. It was like
they put all this money, they blow it up, and
then for some reason it didn't make its money
back or something. It was a failure. And then
they kind of like just blackballed him after
that. That's a deep -ass movie. Ford Fairlane,
he was a detective who was investigating celebrity
deaths. And then at the end of the movie, they
find out there's a part where he's talking to
the head executive or the owner of a record company.
And they go, dude, as soon as we kill a motherfucker,
we immortalize him for life. People knew that.
They knew that forever. They did that forever.
That's the suspicion about Jimi Hendrix. Exactly.
Exactly, Jimi Hendrix. Kill them while they're
hot instead of when they sell out and do commercial
shit. You can't kill them then. Kill them when
they're legendary, and then boom, whoever owns
those masters. Let's go to the fact fact. Let's
go to the doctor that killed Michael Jackson
and where he is today and how much time he got
because there was a slip in the amount. That's
what it was? Maybe the guy got stuck watching
stupid on CNN and he forgot to go in there. I
think somebody knocking on his door gave him
five mil and said, just put an extra two cc's
in there. And he didn't get much time. No, he
didn't get dick. He lost his life. He got nothing,
Joe. You know, he said that he thinks that Michael
Jackson was chemically castrated. You know that,
right? He did say that. That's crazy. Have you
ever looked into the Michael Jackson, like the
cases, like the child sexual cases? No, man.
Didn't Candace do a deep dive? Did she? She does
a ton of deep dives. Did she do a deep dive on
that? I'm not sure. I've seen a bunch of people
do them, and once you get the facts, you're like,
fuck, man. He got fucked. Do you think Candace
is on a list, man, to get fucking assassinated?
Yeah, dude. Her and Tucker. I wouldn't be surprised.
It's crazy, dude. Can you imagine living like
that? You're worried about being assassinated?
I know. Just the guy in France. And her neighbor's
Theo. Her neighbor's Theo. Her and Theo live,
like, next door to each other. Candace Owens?
Yeah. No fucking way. They're super close. For
real? Because I was at Tucker Carlson's Christmas
party. What? Yeah. How did you get that invite?
I don't know, man. Theo. No, I didn't know Theo
was going to be there, but I go, and someone
wanted pictures of me and Theo, and Theo goes,
let's get a black in here. I'm like, oh, dude.
He goes, Candace, Candace. I'm like, but I didn't
know they knew each other. I'm like, hey. Dude,
fucking cut it. And then she's like, oh, laughing.
And I was like, oh, how do you know Candace?
She's like, oh, dude, that's like, she's like
a fucking sister. He's like, the kids call him
Uncle Theo and shit. He's over there like four
days a week for dinner and shit. Has Theo done
her podcast? Or has she done his podcast? I'm
pretty sure she's done his. I think she's done
his. I don't think he would go on hers. She doesn't
really do that type of shit. Did Theo have Candace
on? I'm pretty sure. Because they were talking
about. This is a good fight. Great fight. Roman
Delizzi and Christian Leroy Duncan. Christian
Leroy Duncan's a wicked striker. They kind of
fucked MVP over a little bit, yeah? Well, I mean,
a little bit. First of all, they're fucking him
over because he's fighting a guy who was a teammate.
Super close teammate. Doesn't make a ton of sense.
Doesn't move him up in the rankings. But then
he's also on his last fight on his contract.
Yeah. Well, you know, the kid's good, but...
Michael Venom Page is something very unique,
and most people just can't handle him. Yeah,
but he's unique because when you fight him, you
can't mimic his style. So the first time you
see it, it's when it's live with the lights on
and Bruce Buffer is fucking shouting. But now
that your training partner for years knows that
element of surprise is gone, it really fucks
him. Right, but it's also like how many times
did Venom Page piece that dude up? True, but
apparently he was choking. mvp out left and right
i bet right that's what he said his anacondas
and darses are really good oh interesting that's
where it gets weird right he might have a grappling
advantage but if i'm mvp i'm like bro there's
so many guys on the roster you can't toss me
anybody else a guy trained with non -stop You're
gonna do a fucking smell and so knock it off.
I should do a spell. Yes. I'm down for some smell.
Oh Yeah, let's get allergies. Oh Shit it's Christian
Leroy Duncan do this fun, man Dude, you don't
think you could have done Christian Leroy Duncan
versus MVP at middleweight. Oh, they could have
that's a motherfucking fire God That's a crazy
fight. That's crazy. What's up, bro? Here we
go. That's a bad one, huh, Joe? That's a bad
one, huh, Joe? I took deep breaths. I was really
trying to clear that nose out. It's still in
my nose. It's still in my nose. I don't know
if I should do this. I got to land in Newark
tonight. You know what I'm saying? I don't want
to smell that shit. You definitely need it. Everybody
needs it. Are there any homeless people that
just do that all day? With meth. It doesn't have
the same impact that paint does. Now ready. That's
what you need for allergies. So delete saying.
DeLizze has Christian Leroy Duncan down on the
ground for folks watching that want to sync up.
It's three minutes and 34, 33, 32, 31, 30 of
the first round. So just tell you guys how good
that main event is. Between the two of them,
they're 37 and 0. That's nuts. That's crazy.
Okay, what's the rest of the card? You said it's
great. Rattle it off. MVP's fight is interesting
because it's a training partner. Oh, that's what
you were just talking about? Yeah, that's what
we were talking about. He's fighting a training
partner. Like, super close training partner.
Like, why would they do that? Like, you would
just stay away from that shit. He's been kind
of outspoken, too, about fighter pay and them
kind of screwing him over, so, you know. Oh,
really? Yeah, yeah. So they're going to discipline
you. We had two 10th Planet guys fight each other
once, Alan Jubon versus Ben Saunders. Oh, yeah.
That sucked. Damn, it was like... Was the fight
good, though? I didn't corner nobody. I didn't
even watch it. How was the fight? Jabon won.
But was it like back and forth? I don't even...
They never are. This is the problem. When I fought
Orlovsky, I was like, what? That's my training
partner. Because he knows what I do. I know what
he does. So then when you get in there, it's
kind of like... That is weird. It's a boring
-ass fight. Because you're not doing your usual
shit. This is the White House card. I'm sorry.
We're not speaking about you. No way. That's
a great fight. That's a great fight. That's a
great fight. What are you talking about? Yeah,
that's a great fight. That's an amazing fight.
That's a fucking amazing fight. I don't know
A -Line's a hobby. I don't know him. He's one
like A -Line. A -Line's a hobby. He's good. He
beat Chido Vera. Let me ask you this, fellas.
Oh, damn, that's another great fight. Those are
good fights. Sean O'Malley's probably the favorite
here, but outside the big dogs, what American
are we going to celebrate? You know what I'm
saying? Bob Nichols. That's the American fucking
bone. Who's Kyle Dacus? Kyle Dacus is a problem.
He's very good. He's very experienced. What's
his style? Wrestler or striker? He's a boxer
with jiu -jitsu. He's a black belt in jiu -jitsu.
Oh, shit. Okay. It's not an easy fight for both.
He's a veteran, too. And Steve Garcia? Who's
that? He's a fucking animal. That's the that's
the fun is fine in the car like Steve Garcia
striker striker Well, you do it everything you
do everything but vicious striker fucking super
aggressive Just a wild dude and Diego Lopez same
Diego Lopez has a wicked ground game to people
forget He almost caught evil. Oh have a couple
times. Yeah, he fought combat. You get to know
he's legit on the ground any time He wins. It's
good for you. Like oh we take all this highlight,
you know, I love the mustache, but I hate the
bangs I got to say. Yeah, it's very, like, emo.
The Mustangs. The Mustangs is awesome. I don't
like Mustangs. Do you remember that guy on Apple
TV? Undercard? No, this is the fight tonight.
Oh, this tonight? Yeah. This tonight? Michael
Page is fighting tonight? Yeah. Oh, shit. Okay.
Yeah. Okay. I didn't know that. So the co -main
event, Luke Riley, he's huge over there. Huge.
So where are we at right now? We are at this
right here. Christian Leroy Duncan and Roman
Deleuze. Look, turn to your right. And then we're
going up. We're going up. Now, who's the headliner?
The headliner is Yves Loewe and Leroy. Both undefeated.
Okay. So, like, talent, like, skill -wise, that's
better than anything on the Netflix card or the
White House card. Oh, shit. Okay. They're just
not major names. Deleuze might be in trouble
here. He's on his back. And I just saw Christian
Leroy Duncan tag him a couple times. Damn. Joe,
did you see they filled out the rest of that
MVP card? That thing's getting tasty. Luke Rockhold's
returning. Is that real? I see. I don't know.
Is that real? I don't know. The one with Ronda
Rousey? Yeah, that card's stacked. What do you
guys think about Ronda Rousey, Janet Carano?
They're both very old. I think it's a great fight.
I'm going to. It's not a great fight. I'm into
it. I'm into it. You're going to watch it, though.
Oh, of course. A million percent. Oh, yeah. So
any fight that you would watch a million percent.
Oh, I'm in, bro. I'm just saying as far as like
Ronda should be a minus 4 ,000 favorite. She's
going to starch her, dude. Gina had some decent
striking, man. And she had good jiu -jitsu, too.
20 years ago, Eddie. She still looks young. She
still does, right? I love Gina. Gina Carano looks
young. I love Gina, but she hasn't been active
in fucking literally like 15 years. She looks
like she's in great shape. Do you see her throwing
those flying knees? She looks fantastic. No,
she looks great. What do you think they paid
Francis? Two million. So if we're right about
the Nate number, if all the rumors, not we, it's
not my thoughts. People are saying it's more
than 10. So it's more than 10. Francis has to
get 20. Got to get 20. Yeah. And he's coming
from that Boston money too? He's the lineal heavyweight
champion of MMA. Correct. The only reason why,
I mean, he never lost his title. He just left
the organization. Just left. Yeah. My thing is
with MVP and everyone's like, oh, they're going
to compete with the UFC. And it's almost impossible
because Netflix business model is like these
spectacles. They're fun fights, but it doesn't
really move. It doesn't move as far as rankings
or competition. You're right. So where do they
go from here? They got to start having Netflix
fucking championships. You know what they got
to do? They got to come up with a name for the
show and then start putting out belts. It's really
easy. But they don't have a roster. It's called
MVP. MVP. MVP champion. I'm the MVP middleweight
champion. I'm the MVP lightweight champion. Let's
say Francis wins. Okay. Then what now? Like,
where do we go from here? No, this is where you
start. In the beginning, you don't have any champions,
but eventually you build champions. And then
you just say, okay, whoever wins this fight is
a champion. Like PFL? They're fucking sinking
ship. Dude, Netflix got crazy money. Lorenz Larkin
and Jason Jackson. That's exciting. Love Lorenz
Larkin. What do you think about Nate Diaz, Mike
Perry? What do you think happens there? It depends
what version of Nate we get. Like, you know,
he's older. Now, if it's straight beer knuckle,
that's Mike Perry's game all day. He's going
to beat the brakes off him. But Nate, it's tough
in the clinch. There's grappling. That's not
Mike's thing. But this is my thing about Netflix.
This is the difference of what the UFC is doing
and what Netflix is. This is fun. Like, for the
casuals, people are like, that's going to be
the most watched. MMA fight of all time. Lorenz
Larkin is the only guy I ever saw throw oblique
kicks to the body. Nasty. Against Neil Magny.
I was like, oh shit, I never saw anybody do them
like that. What's an oblique kick to the body?
You know how the oblique kick comes out like
this? They call that an oblique kick? Yeah. Isn't
your obliques right here? He's kicking the body
with it. I don't know why they call it the oblique
kick. My obliques are making a comeback! What
is the reason they call it the oblique kick?
10th Planet Kush, episode 20 with the cats. Let's
find out why do they call that the oblique kick.
But either way, I never saw anybody. Everybody
throws it to the legs. Lorenzo's a bad motherfucker,
man. It's nasty. He's a nasty striker. Like a
wicked striker. There's some cool trucks, too.
Do you remember that I used to do a little YouTube
show? The angle. That's what it is. The angle
and line of the strike. Not for the core oblique
muscles. That's what I thought. Meaning slanted
or diagonal in geometry. There it is. That makes
sense. My obliques are making a comeback. Yeah,
because he's the only guy. He actually kind of
throws it to your obliques. I play that video
all the time. Joe used to do his UFC picks called
10 Planet Cushion. I would film him. And he would
be about like 500. There's a UFC coming up. And
I film him. We'd be like in an alley next to
a dumpster at Houston. We did it all over the
place. So it's like a UFC's coming up. Here's
10th Planet Kush, episode six. And it'd be Joey
Diaz and he fucking. With his UFC pics? Yeah,
UFC pics. It's tough to do. I'm on six every
fucking week. Yeah, while I'm filming. UFC's
tough. You cannot. Pick six fights in the UFC.
We'll check this out, though. This is the moral
of the story. When I film him, it's always one
take. He gives his picks, and he's batting like
500, right? And I laugh like two or three times.
I'm filming, and I'm like, ah! In one episode,
this is episode 20, 10th Planet Kush, episode
20, I decide to go to his house, his apartment,
to film it. And he had 10 cats. He had 10 cats.
So I go and I film. And so basically, I do a
little documentary on all his cats. He's giving
me the lowdown on all his cats. And it's amazing.
These cats are fucking beautiful in a small little
apartment. You didn't get hate where people are
like, just give us the goddamn pics. No, well,
no, no, no. So by the time we got to the pics,
we went through all the stories of all the cats
and which cats are fighting other cats, which
cats get along with other cats. He had Fidel,
little Fidelito. He had Fidel. In his lap. And
Fidel was the fucking most beautiful cat ever.
And then he was ready to give us pics. And all
of a sudden. After we go through all the cats.
And he's ready to give us pics. He's holding
Federito. And then dude. He just fucking is on
fire. He gives all his pics. There's like so
much. He's on fire. And I'm laughing. Through
the whole thing. Because he's on fucking fire.
He goes, I just got back from Pilates or yoga.
Was it yoga or Pilates? Yoga. I just got back
from yoga. My obliques are making a comeback.
And he's going off and he's holding Fidelito,
his cat. And he's going off. And I was laughing.
If you watch this. I'm going to annoy you because
I'm laughing too much as he's on fire. I'm laughing
the whole time filming this shit. I remember
it. And then when I go, then I'm driving home.
I couldn't wait to edit it and upload it to YouTube.
I'm like, oh my God, this was special. This was
special. This is going to be a good one. And
you know what? He got all the fights right. Damn.
Thousand percent. It's tough to do. Dude, those
cats. Those cats. They knew, dude. The cats knew.
I take my cat to the track with me. You know
what I'm saying? I'm telling you. Those motherfuckers.
How many cats do you have now? One. Just one?
I got four, dog. Good girl. So I think this is
the end of the second round here. We got one
more round. We should probably pay attention
to this. What do you got, Joe? Two dogs? That's
it. Two dogs. Cats? No cats? Get some cats, Joe.
Get some cats. No more chickens? I got a bunch
of chickens. Really? Yeah. We got like 15 of
them. Dude, I'm all in on cats. I never was a
cat person growing up. Never understood them
until like the last six years. And now, dude.
Cats are fun. My cats are everything to me, man.
Joe, did you see that Mo Sarv said he does 1
,500 push -ups in an hour? Yeah, that's bananas.
That's not real, right? That's not real. He was
doing 1 ,000. Now he can do 1 ,500. I mean, maybe
he can do it. Those guys in prison do 1 ,000.
He's in shape. Those guys in prison do a thousand
push -ups. The question is, what do they look
like? Are they full extension? Agree. Or is he
doing these things? I would like a video of it.
Is he doing these things? Yeah. Like when I said
I could bench shoot 25, whatever, like 38, 39
times. Where's he from? Somewhere tough and cold.
Where is Ivlyov from? What country? Probably
fucking Russia. He's a Russian, I think. But
I don't know what part, you know? Damn, that
guy's karate. Look at that dude. Oh, yeah. Christian
Leroy Duncan's a beast. Dude. What the fuck?
Yeah, he's fun. Yo. He throws anything. Jamie,
did he say 1 ,500 in an hour? Yeah. I'm calling
bullshit. Where's Mosvar from? Ivluev. That sounds
like Estonia. I don't want to do it. That was
good shit. I could smell that shit. Joe, I'll
take one more. That was good shit. I'll take
one more. I did it twice. I was good. Do you
have small insults at home where you go every
now and then, pop, pop? You know what? I do them
and I get so high that I forget to put the lid
on them and then two days later I go back and
they're dead. I gotta get some more. oh yeah
it's from russia yeah it could be more russian
one of the things about uh i'm sorry russian
uh when they do i was watching this video i don't
know how accurate the video was but i started
incorporating it when they do sets of push -ups
they don't do it for numbers they do it for time
under tension their whole idea is like do it
slow and do less repetitions is harder And, you
know, you're doing it for time and attention.
Instead of doing like 20, we could just stop
at 20 or 50 when you stop. You're slow through
the whole thing. That's supposed to be better
to build muscle. With your whole body tensed
up. You're supposed to tense your asshole, tense
your calves, tense your legs. That's some rushing
shit. Yeah, it's interesting. I started doing
it. It's interesting that people, remember when
we were kids, we had the bull worker? You ever
have the bulwark or something? Then you squeeze.
Oh, yeah. A lot of people go, as you get older,
isometric is a lot better. When you're doing
those push -ups, that's fucking money. A 10 count
and slow. There's a guy that wrote a book, The
Power of Something. Dude, that was great. There's
this dude that wrote The Power of Something.
But the book is about instead of doing five sets
of eight squats, do one set. of the heaviest
squats you could do for four and get the fuck
off the squat rack. You go to the bench press.
Again, instead of doing three sets of eight,
do a set of nine. Basically, you feel like puking.
And then from there, you do like three or four
movements, and you're out of there in a half
hour. I like that. Is that Mike Menser? No, no,
no. Mike Menser is one of the guys. He does more
dumbbell. That's similar to what I do. The power
of ten. That's it. The power of ten. That's it.
Just when you when you and they do the worst
workout because when you walk in there's no warm
-up There's no nothing they put you on the heavy.
I like that no warm -up That sounds like a great
way to tear your shit apart saying but they she
thought those squad you used to make Me get anxiety.
She put like 400 on those things and go go And
you're like, but you won't let you go for 10
seconds And it's I don't know but I just read
about I'm like, you know what? Maybe I'll incorporate
it You always wonder, like, how many people are
overtraining, you know, and how much more resist,
more rest. If you got more rest, how much more
growth you would have. Well, Mike Mensah was
20 sets per body part. That's too much, bro.
That's too much. Mike Mensah, that was a four
split. That was a two split. Who has that time,
though, too? When you're a professional weightlifter,
that's what you fucking do. You want to hear
some crazy shit? You fucking roll all day and
drink protein bars. It's the same fucking thing.
You want to hear some crazy shit? When George
Sodoropoulos was in Australia, I was courting
George Sodoropoulos. He was fighting Dennis Seaver.
Remember that? And the guy was known for throwing
turn and sidekicks like Joe. That was a shit.
And if he landed it, dude, you're fucking going
to sleep. Yeah, good one. Yeah. So he's going
to fight him. We're on our way to the fight.
And this motherfucker before the fight is in
the weight room. We're walking through and we
see him in the weight room. Dennis Seaver is
doing fucking squats with heavy squats right
before his fight. I want the fuck trying to get
it. What do you think that was a system ramped?
Yeah, wake his body. Yeah, wake his body. I did
one set. It wouldn't fuck you up too bad. Yeah,
dude. I used to doing it too. It would make you
weaker. That scared the shit out of me, dude.
You know what I you ever do those grip strength
things? Yeah. Here's the thing about those things.
You do it once you get your highest number. After
that, everything drops off. So, like, how much
of that is, like, with squats and with everything
else, too? If he's doing, like, heavy lifting
right before a fight, how much pep does that
take out of his legs? I don't know. I don't know.
It might be a thing he's been doing, though,
you know? He's got Christian Leroy Duncan's back.
I don't know what happened. He's got a little
body trizzling. We've been talking so much. It's
just one of those things where it's, like, everybody's
got to, like, Marab spars five hard rounds the
day of a fight. Randy Couture used to do that,
too. Tiago Alves was the first guy that I saw
working out really hard before his fight. I'm
like, what the fuck is he doing? They were doing
that to replenish glycogen. Because Tiago Alves
cut a ton of weight. And when Tiago Alves cut
all that weight, he had this guy who was a scientist
who explained it to me. And he was like, you
put in a certain amount of carbohydrates, but
you need a certain amount of exercise so that
the sugar gets back into the muscles. Yeah, you
got to get through that after you go through
that extreme weight cut. But this is what he
said, because I asked him, what the fuck are
you doing? He goes, you got to blast. You got
to get to your heart rate at a certain rate.
where it forgets that you lost all that weight
and now you're back to normal. Because the first
gassing, you're going to be fucked. If your first
gas after the weight cut is in the fight, you're
fucked. You've got to get that first gas out
before, so by the time you get to the cage, your
body forgot about the weight cut. It's probably
both things. Do you remember how big he got?
Remember when he fought Matt Hughes? Massive.
He looked like a fucking heavyweight. He was
gigantic. What happened in that fight? I don't
remember. He stopped him with a flying knee,
right? Matt Hughes? Yeah. Didn't he stop Matt
Hughes with a flying knee? I forget. Wasn't that
when he was coming up? Yeah, and that was like
his coming out party. That's how he made one
of the big victories. Diago was a problem. He
was a big fucker, dude. He was a big, yeah, there
it is. Boom. Yeah. Look at his traps there. Bro.
Dude. He was a terrifying dude. Look at the size
of him, man. Brutal. He was so big. Yeah. That
was crazy. That was a bad one. Tiago was a real
problem in his prime, dude. Fuck, yeah. People
forget. You know, they forget. They forget. They
see guys lose later in their career. They forget.
In his prime, Tiago Alves was a nightmare, man.
Devastating leg kicks, too. Would whip them down
on you. Oh, buddy. Oh, he whipped his leg kicks,
man. But the new fan base that came along around
COVID and during the Conor McGregor time, they
don't know any of this old school shit. Oh, dude.
There's so much time. Dude, how about the late
90s shit? Are you up with the late 90s shit?
Of course. Like the early UFCs and all that shit?
Yeah, man. UFC 1 through 8? Dude, I had... All
those fights on one VHS tape. It was a four -hour
tape. Edited. Just the fights and the tail of
the tape. UFC 1 through 8. I'd put it at the
strip club, dog. All day we'd be watching fights.
Dudes wouldn't even be watching the chicks. And
the chicks were getting mad. Can you turn that
shit off? Nobody's even looking at my pussy.
Girls would get mad. And the manager was like,
shut the fuck up. Go give a lap dance. We're
watching the fights. Alright, who won? Christian
did. Christian Leroy Duncan. I'm at the gym and
they show, there's like a best of UFC at the
gym all the time. And I just saw Stephen Thompson,
Wonderboy, versus Kevin Holland. God damn, that
was a good fight. You remember that fight? Because
some people that throw wheel kicks, they'll throw
one, maybe two in a fight. Dude, Stephen Thompson
threw fucking 38 wheel kicks. He kept throwing
them over and over and over. Like, that's in
Barbosa. Might give you one in a fight. Maybe
two. Dude. Do you remember that fight? Kevin
Holland? Did Wonderboy retire? Damn. Did he retire?
You might have one left. I don't know. But Kevin
Holland is an amazing fucking warrior, dude.
He was throwing a lot of shit, and he took a
lot of shit. It was a weird fight because Kevin
made an agreement not to go to the ground. Which
is so stupid. It's crazy. Oh, really? I did not
know that. That changes everything. You're fighting
a guy who's the scariest kickboxer in the division.
What are you doing? Just kickboxing. I mean,
that's why you love Kevin Holland, but what are
you doing? Dude, when he was in his prime as
a kickboxer, I think he was something crazy like
61 -0. Oh, even more than that. It was over 100.
What? Really? So I met Wonderboy Thompson. GSP
brought him into our camp. Was a nobody. Had
no MMA fights. And GSP was like, you guys are
going to want to spar with this guy. It's crazy.
Dude. It's like in that movie fucking Rush Hour
where Chris Tucker was like, which one of y 'all
hit me? Did he throw wheel kicks like Japs? Everybody.
You've never seen anything like it. Never seen
anything like it. If there was a real kickboxing
league, that guy would have been a huge superstar.
Ain't it crazy? Like, slap fighting's big and
they can't figure out a kickboxer. Or combat
jiu -jitsu. Combat's a different kind of big.
Right there. One FC has, they have atomweight
fights. They have dudes that are fighting that
are 105 pounds in Muay Thai. And they move so
fast, you would swear that your fucking phone
is on double speed. You watch it, you're like...
Wow. How is this real? Boxing was like that back
in the day, in the heyday. Remember Carbajal
versus... Barrera. Those 115 -pound boxers. 115
pounds. Isn't it interesting that you can't really
do that in MMA? They were huge. They were a huge
pay -per -view. It's like anything below even
125. People don't fuck with them. It's hard for
people to fuck with them. Dude, there were big
fucking fights. Marco Antonio Barrera versus
Michael Carbajal. Those dudes were 115. Joe,
when you say slap fight's big, it gets views,
but you can't name a slap fight. Right. No, that's
true. It's like the spectrum. The thing is that
it's just getting a lot of attention. It gets
a lot of attention. But, you know, man, I've
been going on deep holes on old school boxing.
Like Duran, Mugabe, Thomas Hearns, Sugar Ray.
Late night, I watch those things and I call him
and I go, what was going on back then? That's
different from now. And we both go, those motherfuckers
didn't give a fuck about brain damage. They were
tougher. Marvin Hagler. No, these guys today
are even tougher. Oh, I disagree. And solid.
Watch these dudes. This Japanese dude. On the
right at 105. Yes with MMA gloves on Oh Yoshinori
on the right he moves like double speed like
you can't believe how fast he is This is a hundred
and five pound watch out fastest fucking guys.
Oh, wow, bro. This fight is wild I watched it
last night and I was ready to go to bed and I
turned it on YouTube and I was like, holy shit
I gotta watch this whole fight. This is crazy.
Is that where you get your kickboxing and when
you go to sleep always it's always Yeah Kickboxing.
I'm like, how the fuck do you know so much? Kickboxing
and professional pool right before I go to bed.
I like to watch things that have no consequence
on the world. Like, this is just fun. But this
fucking dude, Yoshinari, is so fast, dude. Just
like so wicked. And he throws this nasty straight
left hand to the body. It's so quick. You can
barely see it coming. It's weird. Like the both
of these guys the guy Rock he's fighting to is
this Thailand guy he's vicious as fuck too and
Against anybody else he would look elite but
this Japanese guy just is lighting him up Just
the speed that these guys have they have no gravity
Like look out just the throwing the kick and
then checking the kick when the return kick comes
so fast and the technique is He threw that knee
like a jab. He threw that knee like a jab. Everything's
flawless Adam Waite, though. America ain't fucking
with this. It's crazy. America's like, get the
fuck out of my face. But they would, because
on TV, look at that straight left of the body,
and then the front kick behind it. The thing
is, on TV, it doesn't matter. You don't know.
They're the same size as anyway. Do you get a
point for the takedown? It's Muay Thai. It counts.
But Demetrius Johnson would have been the most
famous guy on the planet, then. You know, when
he fought in the UFC. He should have been. He
should have been when he fought the UFC. What's
funny is he's more famous now. It's all about
the promotion. Twitch and shit, right? From streaming.
Yeah, his YouTube show's great. Like, he's fucking...
Where does he stream? Does he stream on YouTube
or somewhere else? I don't know. I don't know.
His podcast, I think it's called The Mighty Cass.
Bro, look how fast this fucking guy is. I watched
his fight twice last night. I was like, this
Yoshinori guy is so fast. Like, the counters
with the kicks. They move faster than hands.
It's like two cats fighting. It's nuts, man.
The speed of their kicks is just bananas. I'll
tell you this, I wish they were bigger. Isn't
it crazy that a cobra can't strike a cat? There's
so many videos. The cats are too quick. The cobra
can't fuck with a cat. When you see a honey badger
or a wolverine versus a fucking snake. They don't
care if a snake bites them. They lie there half
dead and then they come back to life and eat
the snake. Yeah, that's a crazy animal. Aren't
they immune to the venom? Yeah, they recover
from it. Why would God make something like that?
Just the evilest little motherfucker that steals
food from lions. How crazy is it that cats have
reptile eyes and they hiss? That is crazy. Isn't
that crazy? They have reptile eyes and they hiss.
I know. And they hiss. Yep. No other animals
go... That's what a snake does, and that's what
cats do. Yeah, cats. Yeah, cats. Big cats, yeah.
They hiss. Bro, you need to go to the Austin
Zoo. You ever been there? I've been. You're about
this far away from a fucking tiger. It's just,
it's like a fence, bro. It's not like San Diego
where there's a huge glass eight feet away. Nah,
bitch. You can... Touch the fucking tail. My
kids were climbing on the wolves and shit. You
didn't touch the tail. Oh, bro, you're so close,
dude. Yeah, but you can't really touch the tail.
Someone's for sure going to get fucked up there,
and I'm all for it. It's great. You can't really
touch the tail. It's the best, too. No, you can't
touch the tail. It's more separated than that.
Barely, though, Bubba. Look how fast these motherfuckers
are. This is crazy. I mean, this fight is heated
up now. Does he go to a decision? Mm -mm. No.
No, Yoshinori stops him. And it's pretty spectacular
when he does it. So what do we got here? Austin
Lane. Oh, this dude had the craziest fight. Iwo
Buraniski. I don't know how to say his name correctly.
I memorized it last time. But that dude had the
craziest fight in his last outing. I forget who
he was fighting, but they just stood toe -to
-toe in front of each other and just blasted
each other. Multiple knockdowns, haymakers, and
eventually he came out on top. But it was chaos.
Joe, with some of the tough names, do you memorize
them the night before, or do you have an earpiece
too? I have a thing where they say it, so the
UFC sends me an email, and they say it in their
email, so then I listen to them say it, and then
I repeat it, and then I have to write it down
phonetically. It's the most stressful day is
the weigh -ins for me. I'm so stressed out. You
know, I had to stop watching because I was stressed
for you because I struggle with names. I really
struggle with, like, the Russian names and Middle
Eastern. Bro, some of them are crazy. Fuck off.
Some of them are crazy. They had this Mongolian
dude the other day. I had to practice his name
for 20 minutes. he had the dopest hat too one
of the genghis khan hats like leather on the
top fur he came out with it on it stresses me
out yeah it's look this is coming he's gonna
stop this dude soon the speed this japanese guy
has man it's bananas it's all that kimchi and
i think this is he's japanese buddy not korean
i think this is the first time they had atom
weight with men at least i've never seen it before
i might have missed dude man But cuz, look how
fucking skillful this cat is. My 10 year old's
105. And he throws those, Japanese guys throw
those toe kicks to the body. Where they literally
straighten their foot out and they stab you with
their big toe in the liver. It's nuts. There's
a bunch of these guys, like especially the Kyokushin
karate guys, they practice that. But if people
understood that these guys are more technical
and more talented than all the other weights,
but the problem is your normal, average, casual
viewers are like, oh, I could beat them up. They're
tiny. It's like, buddy. You can't really tell
how tiny they are. If you told me this was 135,
I would believe it. I'd go, that's 135. You know
what I mean? The end is near. You can't tell.
He just rocked that dude with a head. You just
got to make sure the ref is tiny. Make the ref
a midget, and these guys are middleweights. Bro,
that ref is 5 '2". He's barely over the ropes.
Yeah, you can shoot around that if it's really
an issue and it makes a difference on on views
Don't have like big John is the ref. Yeah, no,
no Right or Dan Mergliata. Yeah, I guess big
old girl. Yeah, remove the top two ropes boom
So they look like Giants like damn those guys
are huge But you need a big guy with big guys
to be able to separate. You need a Mark Goddard.
You need a big dude that's strong to get guys
off each other. Now we're talking about a 105
deception. You're right, like a normal fight.
He just hit him with a flying knee in the face.
This cat is so fast. That cat got knives. It's
so technical, too. Look how slick he is, moving
off the line and pulling his head back, moving
to the side. Everything is just so slick. Isn't
it weird how much more technical the smaller,
the lower the weight? It has to be. They don't
have any power. They've got to catch you perfect
to knock you out. It's not like a heavyweight
where it's one shot. But there's also more competition,
so you've got to be really, really good. It's
also just the speed. There's no gravity. They
weigh 105 pounds. They're going to live forever.
Their legs move so quick. Everything moves so
quick. Their arms are so small. But also at that
weight, it has to be a perfect shot to inflict
damage. Like a heavyweight clips you with a jab,
you're fucked. Exactly. But it's just how fast
these guys can check things. Look at that left
hand to the body he throws. It's nuts. If they
weighed in at 105, they'd probably walk at like
120, right? 110. Who knows? They don't look big.
If you're fighting at 105, it's probably because
that's really your weight class. Nobody wants
to admit they fight at 105. They want to lie.
Because women are like, what? You weigh less
than me? Yoshinari is so fucking technical. Oh,
it's wicked. Unbelievable. Look at that knee
to the body. There's that straight left. I mean,
he's tuning him up. I'm pretty sure this is the
round where he stops him. There it is. With a
bull cut. Here it comes. Boom. Look how he's
throwing it to the body, man. It's just, he's
so quick. It's weird when you watch that. It's
like everybody else looks slow now. And I think
one championship is focusing more on the MMA.
I'm sorry, the Muay Thai with the MMA gloves,
too. Look at how slick that was. Is Rak Mexican?
No, he's Thailand. Damn, bro. There's a lot of
Japanese guys that are dominating now. They're
dominating in 1FC, in kickboxing especially.
This is like the first one that I've seen that's
really dominating in pure Muay Thai. Oh, look
at that. Look at that straight left. Heavyweight's
about to fight. Austin Lane played for the Dallas
Cowboys, Eddie. What position? D -end. Really?
It might have been Carolina, but I'm pretty sure
Dallas. Defensive end? What does he weigh? He's
266, 260. So if he were 205, he's probably 230.
Well, no, but he used to fight at heavyweight,
and he was like 260. Okay. He's cut down. It's
interesting because we were talking about heavyweight.
That pool is the shallowest pool. When Francis
was going over and they said they were going
to do a fight on that card, I was like, who's
he going to fight? Miles Garrett. Imagine that.
Miles Garrett fought? Bro. 290 all muscle. His
nickname is Jurassic. Phillip Lenz is good, but
it's like, who else? Phillip Lenz fought at 205,
brother. Right. You know what I'm saying? So
it's like, but to MVP's defense, like, who else
is there? Right, that's the question. There's
no, like, free agents that you would go, ooh,
I want to see that fight. That's what makes the
UFC, you know. kind of have a stranglehold on
the industry is these long contracts. Guys really
can't get out. It's very tough to get out. Well,
especially heavyweights. Like, A, there's not
many. The talent pool is so small already. And
the UFC's locked up all the good ones. How about
that one dude that he won and they cut him loose?
Because he's so boring. That's crazy. Is that
the only time that's ever happened? I don't know.
How do you win and get cut? Because you're not
entertaining? But you're beating guys. But I
never, I mean, you still got Taito Iwasa who's
lost like six in a row and they move him up in
the rankings. I love Taito, so I hope he gets
to number one. But heavyweights are shit. Oh,
that's over. Oh, that's bad. There goes the Dallas
Cowboys. As usual. Yeah, as usual. That dude's
a fucking tank, man. Yeah, he's a problem. Damn.
MVP's up next. Is that guy Russian or something?
What is he? Was his name Iwo? That was Iwo? I
think he's from Poland. Is he Polish? Iwo Baranuski.
Baranuski. But to your point, Joe, the heavyweight
division is... Poland? Yeah. The heavyweight
division is the worst it's ever been. It's weird
because you've got Gabe Stevenson, who's not
in the UFC yet. He's the guy that's the most
interesting. Dude. And he's not even in the UFC.
Someone got me. It must have been, you know,
there's MMA sites that leak shit, and who knows
if it's true. They're like Gabe Stevenson versus
JDS on the MVP card. I'm like, bro, take my fucking
money. I was crunk for it. And then I was doing
it on my show. That's crazy. Crazy. You could
see it happening. Here it is. Boom. Over the
top. It looks worse because it's dreads. I saw
something that said Mighty Mouse was on it, but
that's obviously not true. No, Mighty Mouse,
he's... Flatly said he's retired. What's the
worst case scenario in a fight? You get knocked
the fuck out, you get flatlined, and they got
to take you out on a stretcher. That would be
the worst. There's nothing worse than that, right?
That sucks. That's the worst? That sucks. Other
than a broken leg. The thing is, if you get knocked
the fuck out and taken on a stretcher, you might
be okay in a few months. Six months, you're fine.
If you get your leg snapped, you're out. Visually,
it's bad, right? I think for your ego, get knocked
out. Do you guys remember when K -1 was in Los
Angeles in 2005? That was when Hoist fought Sakuraba
the second time and beat him. People forget about
that. Hoist beat Sakuraba. He beat him from fucking
on his back. He was throwing sidekicks to Sakuraba's
knee off his butt. It was crazy. But also on
that card, there was a football player. He was
a wide receiver. Johnny Morton. Johnny Morton.
He was a wide receiver for the Detroit Lions.
He goes out and he fights a black dude who lives
in Japan and is a comedian. But he's a kickboxer,
too. I forget his name. Black dude. Japanese
guy. Yeah, there it is. And dude, look. Dude,
he... He gets put in a stretcher. Johnny Morton.
So after this, after this... He only had one
fight. No football players. All the football
players were training for MMA. They were going
to do MMA and dominate. That's why they're not
fighting in MMA. Well, it's just crazy to step
all the way up to a guy who's a pro kickboxer.
They don't show the stretcher shit. Yeah, Johnny
Morton got fucked up. That was K -1 Dynamite.
We were there drinking next to Charles... Crazy
Horse Bennett. Crazy Horse Bennett. Yeah, yeah.
Look at that. Dude, that's the worst possible
scenario. You get taken out in a stretcher with
a neck brace? That was Brock Lesnar's first MMA
fight. That's right. Yeah. It was outdoor in
SoCal. Yep. That's right. Oh, my God. Watch that
move the guy makes. Watch him jerk his neck.
Right? Oh, damn. Jesus Christ, bro. His neck
was broken. It's fucked. He's like, dude, I don't
need to be taken out in a stretcher. He's like,
dude, that's all NFL players, dude. That's when
they dipped out. When they saw that shit. And
that's the fight when your mother goes, your
grandmother goes, your girlfriend goes. He was
an awesome NFL wide receiver. Johnny Morton?
He was a stud at USC. Dude, he was awesome. He's
from there, bro. So he got knocked down in front
of everybody. All his homies. Worst case scenario.
There's a bunch of football players after that,
though. What, Jamie? Outside of the Coliseum?
Yeah. Yeah. It's outdoor. Yeah. Wow. Because
you also had Michael Westbrook. Remember him?
Black belt? Remember Michael Westbrook? He's
a fighter. Washington Redskins. Played at University
of Colorado. Caught the Michigan Hail Mary. Where
did he fight? He fought... Bring that up, Jamie.
He had some straight up MMA fights. He was so
fucking athletic. Another fight that came up
at the gym was fucking Brock Lesnar versus Alistair
Overeem when he was eating horse meat. That was
the juiciest fight in history. That was brutal.
I forgot it. Fuck. What were you going to say?
I forget. Football? I forget. Fuck. Football.
Oh, Herschel Walker. Yes. People forgot about
Herschel. That's right. He did good. He was doing
good in Strikeforce. He was in his 40s. He was
stiff, but he was fucking people up. King of
the Cage. That's right. Michael Westbrook, King
of the Cage. Now, when did Michael Westbrook
play in Colorado? Jamie, find me some Herschel
Walker MMA highlights. I was there. Yeah. Herschel
Walker MMA highlights when he fought for Strikeforce.
Yep. He was stiff as fuck, but he was a problem.
In his 40s, fucking people up, dude. He looked
real good and fucking scary. And he fought guys
that knew how to fight. He fought real guys.
I mean, they weren't top guys. He trained at
AK, remember? They were real guys. And didn't
he run for political office? Yes, later. Yeah,
he's 48 here. That's wild. Wild. They say he's
like the biggest freak of all time. Oh, athletic
freak? Yeah, for sure. Was he the one that said
he didn't lift weights and shit? I think he did
1 ,000 push -ups a day and 1 ,000 sit -ups. 1
,000 push -ups, 1 ,000 sit -ups, and 1 ,000 squats.
He said crazy things like he only eats a bowl
of soup and a salad. Yeah, I don't know, man.
Yeah, he said crazy things. People were like,
wait, one day you did that? The other day you
ate a whole cow? Just cattle crunch. That doesn't
make any sense, man. You're so jacked. There's
no way you're supporting that with a salad and
a bowl of soup. No. Dude, he's fucking that dude.
But he also had, I want to say it was trauma
-based personality disorder, like multiple personality
disorder. No way. Yeah. A handful. Yeah. Dude,
he was, look at the size of him. Look how jacked
he is at 48. Just shredded. The fights were good,
too. Like, he's skillful. I mean, he was definitely,
like, super -duper strong. That was a big part
of it. Look at that. Look how jacked he is, son.
Look at him. That's crazy. 48. That's nuts. Joe
Rogan. That's nuts. You have to go to his game.
Like, watch it. When he kept jumping over the
score in the national championship game. Hershel
Walker? Hershel Walker kept. When he played for
Georgia? When he played for Georgia. Oh, my God.
That shit he used to do. Dude, do you remember
he went to the USFL? Yeah, yeah. He went to the
USFL. That's how I met him. Same thing with Jim
Kelly, too. That's how I met him. And Steve Young.
When I thought I was going to be a football player,
I was like 12 years old. They go, where are you
going to go, the NFL or the USFL? I'm like, whoever
pays me the most money. I go where the bag's
at. The bag. The USFL. Dude, I really thought
I was going to play football. That's funny. I
had no idea. Imagine how much we're talking about
Yoel Romero. physique and Yoel Romero don't even
look as good as Herschel. Yeah, true. But Yoel
is a better fighter. Oh, beyond. Yeah, yeah.
Not even close. I would say Herschel and... But
still, Herschel is so shredded. I would say they
had very similar bodies. No, Herschel is more
shredded. Herschel is more shredded. Yeah, well,
Yoel looks super impressive at 48. Yoel's back
is maybe bigger. But Yoel is like, he's bigger.
He's got more body fat on him. You know, he's
like, he's bigger. He's like, he's fighting heavyweight
now. So he, you know... Remember how big he was
at one time we did a podcast with him? He was
still fighting in 185. Look at that. Look at
that Hershel Walker. Come on, son. All right,
all right. At 48, that's kind of bananas. Damn,
those traps are... Kind of bananas. That's football
traps. That's football traps. But the thing about
Yoel is Yoel's not cutting any weight anymore.
You know, when he was fighting in 185, he was
pretty shredded. Well, if I'm MVP, you want to
knock people's socks off, I do Darren Till, Yoel
Romero. Take my fucking money, dude. I already
have a subscription, but you know what I'm saying.
But I don't think Darren's doing any MMA anymore.
I think it's just boxing. You know, he looked
really good against Luke Rockhold, and I think
his knees fuck with him. You know, he had some
real bad knee problems. That's why he left to
get on some peptide and some other shit, and
to cure that knee. He doesn't really cure it
that well. It depends on how much you got. He's
got some stem cells. That's where he got some
stem cells. Yeah, but once you have meniscus
problems, you've got no cushioning in there,
and you get arthritis. I just want meniscus since
The Ultimate Fighter. And, you know, I like to
run long distance. And I was telling Brigham
about it. And he's like, dude, tell him, let's
see what these stem cells do. I can run all day
now. I'm sure. I believe you. But the thing is,
like, once the cartilage is gone, you're like
Kamaru Usman territory. Yeah. There's not a whole
lot they can do. Yeah. It's always going to hurt.
I'm hearing that. Stem cells are regrown cartilage
to that's the latest. Yeah, I've seen that here.
That's like new studies the I don't think they've
applied to humans yet But they're gonna be able
to do that and they're also gonna be able to
there's a new treatment for disc degenerative
disc disease You know where they're spreading
the discs out making them larger again. Some
cells are wild I've been telling Joe for the
last two days. You don't know what I'm talking
about. I'll bring them Last year that kid from
the Boston Celtics ripped his leg apart during
the playoffs. What's his name? Jason Tatum. He
came back in 248 days or something like that.
Put that in your fucking pipe and smoke it. What
did he rip, Jamie? Achilles, I think. Achilles
and something in his knee. The other guy's still
out. This motherfucker came back in the first
game. He slam dunked it. And I'm like, I just
watched it to see. I thought he was on a buckle
and shit. 248 days is a good amount of time.
298. 298 is a good amount of time. Yeah, it's
almost a year. Yeah, that gives you plenty of
time to... Get rehabilitated and build your strength
back up. Starting NBA, though. Amazing. Look,
it's amazing. How long was Kobe out? Not longer,
I think. I know, but you're talking about 10
years. Remember Aaron Rodgers when he tore his
Achilles? He came back real quick. Yeah. Aaron
Rodgers did. That's the new one. Aaron Rodgers
was working with Brigham. Yes. They were working
with Wastewell. Yep. That's part of the reason
why he came back so quick was stem cells. Correct.
Yeah. What they got out now. So that injury.
I knew something as, you know, when I was a kid,
if you ripped your Achilles tendon, that's a
year. Yeah, you're out. And this guy, you're
not getting to what I said. It's 249 days or
whatever the fuck it was. 298 days, but that's
just to do shit. Never mind playing an NBA game
and dunking a fucking basketball, Joe. Football,
you need a little more time. Football? I paid
attention to that guy. I came in here a year
ago, and I told you. I went to a Celtic game.
And the strength that Jason Tatum has is not
the strength that basketball players when I play
that. They're training different things. It's
a whole new world out there. That lightning,
when they go into paint. Have you seen that fucking
seven -foot guy shooting jumpers? For San Antonio?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, that Asian
guy? No, no, no. He's French. He's French. French
Black. French Black, yeah. I don't follow basketball
too much, but I know it's awkward. I know that
guy. I'm interested in this. Yep. Adesanya and
Joe Piper. Very interested in that. That's a
scary fight. I would have put that on the White
House. Right? Listen, I have a friend that...
Right? That would be crazy. I have a friend that
did crack. What? For 40 fucking years. No teeth.
He's driving a cab. He got that rectal cancer.
What is that? Rectal? Oh, yeah. Colon. Colon
cancer? Colon cancer. Rectal. Three treatments,
guys. Of stems? No. In your head? What'd he get?
No. Three treatments of what? Something? He's
good to go? Good to go. He's back smoking crack,
driving a cab. My stem cell spot in Tijuana,
CPI, they're working on using stem cells to cure
cancer. They're doing some crazy shit out there.
It's crazy. It's a different world. CPI is doing
some shit that you can't do in the United States
legally. That's why they're in Mexico. If they
could do what they're doing in the United States,
there would be a CPI in every major city. Well,
let me tell you something. A big thing hasn't
come up. And there should be. We were talking
about this yesterday. Right now, peptides are
an all -time high. They're great. People are
paying attention to them. People are reading
about them. But there's so many different peptides.
Now, I'm 63 fucking years old. And last time
I went to... bring them, I went on that computer
with the AI guy. Oh, the alien? I told the fucking
guy, I go, listen, I'm 63, I want to make my
dick bigger and stronger and et cetera, bitch.
Dick stems. Dick stems. So he goes, you know,
the grandfather of that is testosterone and then
there's peptides you can use. So I went back
and I ordered one of the peptides. We cooking?
No bueno, guys. No? Too hard? Too hard. PT -141
doesn't affect blood flow. PT -141? What is that?
That's a peptide. For your dick? Blood flow.
For blood flow. It's been in vectors since 1970.
For women and guys. But this is how crazy this
is. It's been around since 1970. So why are you
giving me Viagra? Why are you giving me fucking
Viagra? If you know this is fucking better for
you. Gentlemen. It says it's for desire. Put
that back up. It says it's choose to treat generalized
hypoactive sexual desire disorder in premenopausal
women. And off -label for erectile dysfunction
in men. It didn't work for you, John? 72 hours?
Listen, unlike ED pills that target blood flow,
PT -141 acts on the central nervous system to
increase sexual desire. Dude, we gotta get that.
Yeah, I wanted to fuck a midget that night. No,
it didn't work out for you. It didn't work out
for you? PT -141? It sounds exciting. Let me
just break it down for you. Please do. Like,
I was always scared of Viagra. And one of you
guys said it's for the heart. It used to be a
heart medication, then it became... It was a
low blood pressure medication. Something like
that. And that's why I took it. I took it the
first time. It's okay. It's okay. This shit,
I just wanted to take on principle. Where do
you get it? Peptide store. You order it online,
even fucking waste of oil is going to get it
for you. It's coming straight from China, dog.
Peptide store. But listen, the desire that you
have is like, how it causes, because I did it,
I was like, what the fuck is this? So you shoot
it at seven. In your dick? No, you shoot it in
your arm. Okay, at seven. Or in your stomach.
So you have to tell your wife, like, hey, hang
on. You don't say shit. Don't tell nobody. You
don't tell nobody. Nobody. You're at home, the
kids are out, you just blast it in your stomach.
And you wait. Give it three hours. Three hours?
Wait for it to kick in. That's a long time. How
long does it last? 72. 72 hours. So the wait
is working. Don't worry about the fucking wait.
So it's a horny peptide? You're walking into
three days of, and let me tell you what, so people,
I'm older. So the first night, yeah, I got a
little bit of a hard on. I looked at my wife.
I'm like, no, it's too late. It's too late. Yeah,
it was like 11 .30. She ain't in for that shit.
She's watching Miami TV and shit. Now, I haven't
given my wife a stab in the morning since I turned
50. It says it's a navel spray. Yeah, they got
a nasal one, too. It'll go right in there. The
response to the peptide is rapid, eliciting a
penile reaction within minutes. I told you, dog.
I never sprayed it, but now that I know, let's
get the spray on top. So the first night, yeah,
it was okay. I didn't whack off or nothing. The
next morning, I got up and I couldn't pee. Because
that motherfucker was out and about. He was like
a Marine going to Iran. This motherfucker was
out there. I couldn't even pee. And I'm at the
dip in my head, and I go, honey, don't go downstairs
yet. She's like, why? I got to drink coffee.
No, no, no. I want to get you all surprised.
Oh, my God. Because I stopped giving the stabbings
after 50, because I don't like stabbings at night.
I like them in the morning. Yeah. That's the
best action. Yeah, me too. The monkeys ferment.
You're awake. You're a total fucking thing. You're
awake. Boogers in your eyes. You don't care.
Boogers in your eyes. You just eat monkey and
fucking. Dust is going all over the place, but
fuck you. Dog, I stopped because when you turn
over 50, they say that's the best time to get
a heart attack. It was between 6 in the morning
and 12 at lunch. So I used to always give my
wife, like, a stab in the morning. I felt a little
weird, so I said, fuck it, I'll cut it down and
just eat a monkey in the morning. But that felt
a little weird. So I said, fuck it, I cut out
sex in the morning. Because you're worried about
getting a heart attack. Yeah, but then I'm at
fucking jujitsu at 9 getting beat up by 20 -year
-olds. I'm like, what's the difference? What's
the difference? I'm doing hip escapes. I'm fucking
dying here. So I said, fuck it, let me start
giving her a stab in the morning again. But I
did it after the PT once. 41. So you usually
give your wife or your lover a stab and your
dick is like kind of weird for a little while.
This motherfucker was up at attention by the
time I was eating yogurt. I went to breakfast.
I was looking at my dick again. It's ready to
go. And then I went out and all day long it stays
half cocked. It's like three quarters hard. Like
it's just ready to wind blow on it. Here goes
Michael. Come on MVP. So yeah, it's about. 48
hours of fucking nothing but dick, dick, dick.
There needs to be a cartoon of that story. He's
not in the mention at 170 for the title either.
And this fight doesn't really get him there.
This does nothing for him. So let's say he does
some amazing knockout. Okay. The guy's unranked.
The only person who beat him was Ian Gary, right?
Correct, by decision. And Jared Cannoneer got
on top of him at the end, but he was lighting
Jared up. But I think that's why the UFC brass
started to go a little south on him, because
he's had a bunch of decisions since he got to
the UFC. And then the Kevin Holland fight was
supposed to be fun. It wasn't. And then he fights
Jared Cannoneer, and he's lighting him up, but
he's messing around. And Dana was like, buddy,
you got the guy hurt. Let's go here. And we kept
messing around. They got taken down. Jared Kennedy
was tough. So I think since then, the UFC's got
a little sound on it. He had dreads. He looked
like Milli Vanilli. Right? He's up there dancing.
That motherfucker's a fun dude. People forgot
about Milli Vanilli. Have you had him in your
documentary? Yeah, he was a great guest. People
forgot about him. He was a great guest. He was
really fun. really smart guy smart guy and you
know i always said for the longest time that's
the next thing that's going to emerge in mma
because those guys i remember from my competition
days when you would enter into those karate tournaments
those guys that were really good at that he It
was a totally different game. Even being in Taekwondo,
but you're used to continuous action. These guys
that know how to just get that first shot off
and get out of the way quick, they were a problem.
That's a very specific skill set. And if you
could teach that skill set and then learn all
the other stuff, you have that thing always.
So the first strike, they have a giant advantage.
They can do stuff that you don't anticipate because
they can catch you from... You can't close the
distance, but he can easy. You should learn that
first. If you were trying to create the ultimate
MMA fighter as a child, you throw him into Taekwondo
and wrestling. First wrestling, wrestling number
one. I don't even know Taekwondo. You've got
to get him on the spinning kicks because you
can't learn them later. You've got to learn them
early. Yeah, but you can learn those from karate,
too. I feel like more karate guys have done way
better, like point karate guys, than Taekwondo.
It's all about that wheel. Yeah, but those guys,
no wheel kicks like it's not a kick that's like
an elusive kick that no one knows how to throw
no but very it's they're very rarely thrown it's
true but but i think that the skill of being
able to blitz is even better because they could
do all the stuff that taekwondo the good ones
like raymond daniels yes they do all the stuff
that taekwondo guys do But they have that additional
ability to cover distance. Isn't that Taekwondo
too? Not really. A little, but not like point
karate. Point karate is the number one skill
for covering distance with like a blitz. It's
like fencing. Yeah, man. Bruce Lee was into fencing
because of that. Dude, those guys, like when
I used to go to those tournaments and watch like,
you know. Everybody makes fun of Billy Blanks.
Billy Blanks back in the day was a wicked point
fighter. A wicked point fighter. World champion
point fighter. Yeah, he was good, dude. And he
was super jacked and athletic and he was really
good at covering disses. They would just catch
each other with back fists and punches from so
far away and throw wild kicks from so far away.
Damn, I didn't know he was 38. Holy shit, he
looks like he's 28. He's in great shape. Are
we talking about Bobby Orr the other day? When
you saw him with his knee surgery? Yeah. He was
38. What? Yeah. Really? Bobby Orr? Oh, my God.
So when I was 19, he was 38? Yeah. Oh, my God.
He couldn't even walk. Yeah, retired by 40 and
done. I think maybe even retired at 30 or something
it was saying. He was retired back then. I know
he was retired. You know, Michael Van Pate's
doing a bunch of other shit, too. Like, he has
a restaurant. He has a restaurant in London.
Oh, good. Yeah, he owns a restaurant. He's got
a podcast, right? I don't think so. He doesn't?
I don't think. He's in movies. He should be.
Yeah, 100%. He's such an entertaining and fun
guy. And a really nice guy, too. Like, super
nice guy. He's like, here it is. So this is Billy
Blanks in the early karate fights. Billy Blanks
is on the right. They could punch the face. They
could in those. It depends on which tournament.
You're supposed to, like, pull your punches in
some of them. So this was the early days before
they even wore the pads. But those guys eventually
started wearing those foam boots on. So this
is like real early. This looks like the 70s or
something. This shit is old school. Does it say
what year this is? This is like a whole long
documentary. Oh. Eddie, back to your mysterious
death. Here it is. Like there. Like here it is.
These ones. So these ones are some of the bigger
karate tournaments. They had a lot of these.
And these guys would fight like this. Look, he's
got a little cape on. They had weird outfits.
They all got very flamboyant. MVP fight's starting
right now. Oh, here we go. MVP fight's starting
right now. Let's go, MVP. Let's go. Oh, shit.
I'm rooting for him, man. Who's the white guy?
He's his training partner, but he's had four
finishes in a row. This is his training partner.
And he's better on the ground. He's really good
at Darces and Anacondas. In training, they said
he would get them on MVP. And he was at 155 for
a while, right? Which is crazy. Look how tall
he is. Those guys kill themselves, man. The weight
cutting in MMA is just so nutty. If they had
an Adam weight, Yoel Romero would try to make
it. You know, someone crazy would try to make
Adam weight. Not Yoel, but you know what I'm
saying? Like someone who just cuts crazy weight.
What's weird is even though they've trained together,
I doubt Mike Venom Page moves exactly like this
in training. Right, he doesn't try to really
fuck you up. No, he showboats, he does his thing.
He's such an entertainer, man. But it does help
a lot if you've already sparred with this guy.
Yeah, huge advantage. Now, is it possible that
there'd be a Michael Venom Page versus Israel
Dasania? It's possible, sure. The same weight
category? Yeah, because he'll fight at 170 and
85. Yeah, he fought Cannon here at 85. They would
fight each other? They're not buddies? They're
buddies. Oh, they're buddies. Yeah, they're buddies.
But so are these guys. UFC don't give a fuck.
That would be crazy, dude. Yeah. It would be
a great. Is he in this motherfucker? Damn. But
is he Joe Piper's crazy? That's a crazy fuck.
Joe Piper's fucking terrifying. Because they're
basically like super similar, right? I mean.
Joe Piper hits you like he's trying to kill you.
Like he's trying to kill you. It's very different.
Like every shot's head hunting. He just needs
to mix it up more. Yeah. Especially against a
guy like Izzy. Because he can smell a huge overhead.
He was going for the big shots in the Kelvin
Gaslam fight, right? Because he had him really
badly hurt in that first round. But damn, dude,
when that guy hits people... It's a problem.
Yeah. He's a real problem. It's cool that Michael
Venom Page has Venom on the back of his shorts.
Pretty cool. Coincidence, right? I forgot Venom's
still on. Yeah. Venom fight gear. Yep. French
company. Yeah, this dude knows how to fight him.
I'll tell you that. Yeah, but the issue is since
he's used to it, he's not engaging. So you usually
don't get a really, well, they're kind of thrown
there. Well, you don't get a super entertaining
fight. He's probably going to look for a take.
Can he do this style, Joe? Can he do this style
and keep his hands up too? Or is it? Is it necessary
to keep it down? It's a big part of it. The speed
comes from it. It's a big part of it because
you don't know where the shots are coming from.
He throws overhands. He throws uppercuts. His
jab will come from his hip. So it's part of it.
If he had his hands up, it wouldn't work? He
wouldn't move as well. Really? No. Or cover ground
as well. The arms, swinging the arms back and
forth helps you move around as well. It's a big
part. It's like running. If you had to run with
your arms like this, you would not be able to
run as fast. But, boy, you better be fucking
good at it. Otherwise, you're leaving your jaw
wide open. Yeah, but he's very evasive. Like,
no one really lands shots on him. So they were
talking about Douglas Lima and Luke Rockhold.
That was the fight that was proposed. Yeah, an
MVP. That's interesting. Douglas Lima is another
one that people forgot about. I think there was
a time where he was arguably... Like the second
best welterweight on the planet. You couldn't
say he was the best until he fought in the UFC,
but he was ultra impressive for a while. He was
fucking a lot of it. It's just tough with those
Bellator guys. It's hard. It's tough. You don't
really know until they come over to the UFC.
Look at Patchy Mix. Monster. What about AJ McKee?
What about him? He's good. Very good. Dude, he's
the only guy in MMA history to have 100 % choke.
yeah he was good you know the hundred percent
i don't know if you know that he taps people
with that yeah that's one of my go -to moves
his son's really nobody knows that nobody does
it but aj mckee he gets you 100 full guard the
fight is over it's over there's a lot of elite
talent that didn't get their shot on the big
stage. Well, think about Patricio Pitbull. By
the time he comes, you're getting a certain version
of him. Right, he was like 36 or 37. Yeah, he
got fucked up. You don't think A .J. McKee could
eventually end up in the UFC? Well, how old is
he now? 32, 33? He's only 30. Yeah, he definitely
could. 100%. Yeah, he's going to have to get
going fast. He was locked up in Bellator, then
now he's PFL. The thing is, PFL wants to keep
those talented guys, and they're giving them
a lot of money, man. I don't know what they're
giving them these days. They don't. But if you
win that tournament, you get a million dollars.
Olivier Aubamecier won a million dollars fighting
over there after the UFC let him go. That's nuts.
Is it nuts? It is. They should be getting paid
more than that. What the fuck? Do something here.
Enough. Who wins this fucking round? No one wins
this round. This is why Dana White gets pissed
off. You want to go in there and battle. What
the fuck? How much are we going to weigh each
other? Don't make this match up. That wasn't
anywhere near landing that wheel. No, slow. And
a backfist. One backfist. Dude, Joe, he threw
a backfist like this. You never see it. He was
like this and then went like this. Yeah, he does
wild shit. You never see that shit. No, he does
wild shit. Dude, there was one guy. Remember
Daryl Goler? Yeah. Daryl Goler. Do you remember
Daryl Goler? High -level wrestler. Went to Brazil
to teach all the Brazilians wrestling. He's a
black dude from fucking Detroit or something.
Moves to Brazil to teach wrestling in Brazil.
And his fighting style, dude, he would throw
a backfist off his jab. Daryl Goler, he would
throw a jab and then backfist. He'd go, boom,
boom. Boom, boom. That was his style. Jab, back
fist. Nobody else did that. Don't you remember
when Dan Henderson knocked out Hector Lombard?
He hit him with a back fist, didn't he? Or a
back elbow. Back elbow. Back elbow standing.
You remember Tony Ferguson throws two back elbows?
And dropped him. Remember Tony Ferguson throws
two spinning elbows in a row. In a row, yeah.
he threw one and then he goes you know i'll throw
another one no one's ever done that he's killing
that misfits though in his prime he was a dude
oh bro before he like blew his knee out doing
that fox thing him and khabib Flip a coin, who's
better? I couldn't tell. That was huge, dude.
Tony Ferguson versus Khabib. That was like, what
was that, 2016? Pages on the gas now. Pages on
the gas now. He just landed a right hand on this
dude. He's like, what am I doing with this fucking
barber? He knows he can't deal with the booze.
He's in London. He can't be losing in London
and he can't have a boring fight in London. He's
got to get something going. He definitely has
an after party and you can't be talking. Talking
about bullshit at the after party. I think this
is his last fight on the contract, too. Well,
if he stops this dude, everybody forgets about
that first round. If he doesn't, that becomes
a real problem when he is negotiating. Is this
round two or three? Two. Or he leaps over to
MVP, big dog. It is interesting. It's like there
is a difference once a guy knows that style.
Because Patterson's not been in real trouble.
And everybody else is in trouble. Everybody that
fights him gets lit up on the outside. Look what
he did. To Jared Cannoneer, who's a beast. Look
what he did. Yeah. Kevin Holland couldn't touch
him. Because, again, there's no way to mimic
this stuff. The first time you see it is in here
and Bruce Buffer is fucking standing next to
him. Right. But this kid, ooh, he almost landed
right in. This kid had 100 rounds with him? Yeah,
this kid's been in there with him a lot. They
brought him in for Sharapova. They brought him
in for fucking Kevin Holland. Ooh. Ooh. Damn,
that was nice. That was fucking... That's so
slick. Yeah, that was like... He does some slick
shit. That was gangster. You see that one fight
that he had where he threw a spitting 360 brown
house kick, kicked the dude in the face, knocked
him out, and then just stood there with his back
up. Yeah, that was dope. Remember when he did
the cyborg, the flying knee? Caved in his fucking
skull? Worst knockout of all time. Ever. Of all
time. Ever. You can't get a worse knockout. He
literally caved his skull in. You have to have
fucking brain surgery. Brendan. It'll probably
never be the same again. I don't think you ever
fought again. What is your technique in remembering
all this shit? Do you spend, I'm going to spend
one hour reviewing all fights. It's just what
I'm into. But what time is it? How do you know
all these fucking fights? It's just what I'm
into. You're into the Cleveland Browns. It's
just what I'm into. Or you're into jiu -jitsu.
You could talk about combat jiu -jitsu matches
and jiu -jitsu matches. I could talk about football
all day. That's it. What is your system? In the
morning, you wake up and you watch it. In the
morning? In the morning. You watch old UFC fights?
I'll either watch them or listen to other podcasts.
How do you decide which fights you're going to
review? Usually the big dogs. The main ones.
Well, review this fucking one, all right? Watch
what the fuck is going on here. Joey, I told
you. Brendan's in an encyclopedia. I told you
a lot of stuff is not happening right here. There's
a lot of throwing punches at air. Me and Orlowski
is the worst heavyweight fighter of all time.
Nobody won. You have an MMA show, right? Yeah.
It's interesting that they didn't think of this
when they booked this fight. They didn't think
these guys are training partners. This might
be a stinker. Exactly. That's what I would think.
Call me. You can't do that. Maybe it's like you
can't get anybody to fight Venom Page in London.
That might be a problem, too. It might have been
a bunch of dudes said no, and Patterson was like,
let's go. He said at 170 and 185, and they just
weren't giving him anything. Has Venom fought
a Dagestani type dude? Oh, no. Like wrestling?
No. No. That's not fun. That's the big criticism.
No, that's the matchup right there. Him and Hamzat.
That would be nuts. Is he 185? He fights at 185
all the time. Is this 185 right now? No, this
one's 170. I'll tell you what I can't fucking
wait for is Hamzat versus Strickland. Let's fucking
go. That's really happening? In New Jersey. In
New Jersey, Joey. Damn. That's a motherfucking
fight. That's a Super Bowl right there, dude.
The press conferences. So you know how the UFC
makes them do, like Paramount makes them do face
-offs like three times before the fight. They
fly in on Tuesday. They have them face -off with
the lights. You can't do that with those suits.
Imagine the shit talk Strickland is going to
get. And Paramount, you know, they're in suits.
Like, I don't see why not. It's like, well, because
they're going to kill each other. Yeah, you can't
do that. He called him a terrorist. We can't
have this. He called him a goat fucker. Yeah.
Damn. Can't have it. Damn. Can't have it. I love
Strickland. How good did he look against Fluffy?
And before that fight, I'm like, man, Strickland
will probably get fucked up by Hamzat. The shape
I saw him in, I was like, motherfucker. He looks
great. Yeah, he looks tremendous. Oh! That was
a good right hand. That was a good right hand.
Finally. Finally. But you can't have, like, one
punch in a two -round fight. He's got two or
three of them. Training partners, man. I know.
And, Joe, the mystery of that fight is Strickland's
going to get taken down. that's gonna happen
he'll get taken down but he's so well versed
on getting up in his cardio that third fourth
and fifth round once if he keeps getting up defend
the submissions that's when it gets interesting
he's also so hard to hit he's so hard to hit
He does so many sneaky things on the feet that
people don't see coming. And he just keeps coming.
Keeps coming. Yeah, no way Cosmod's going to
fucking stand with him. He's going to try to
take him down. No way. Keeps keeping you. Hamzat
can strike, too, though. Did you see the video
of Hamzat striking with Khalil? No, totally.
But you think that's the best strategy for Hamzat?
No way. No, the best strategy is dragging him
around. He's got great striking. Why would you
take a chance? The only thing that would make
sense is if he wanted to make up for the last
fight where a lot of people thought it was boring.
won against Strickland. Because he didn't look
for a finish. He just comes out and tries to
blast Strickland. Dude, if he tries to stand
with Strickland, dude, he's fucked. But here's
why he can try to stand with Strickland, because
he's not a knockout artist. He's a volume puncher,
like a Nate Diaz. It's a lot of volume. So even
if you do stand with him and you get pieced up,
he's not really going to knock you out. And we
really don't know how strong... We really don't
know how calm Zod's chin is, right? We don't
know. I mean, smaller guy, but Gilbert Burns,
right? He traded shots with him. Gilbert dropped
him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He never fought like that.
He's going to try to take Strickland down 100
% of the time. No way he's going to stand with
him. No way he's going to stand with that dude.
The barber's going to take him out right here.
Watch. Well, we've had two stinker rounds. I
wonder what the point count is of how many strikes
have been landed. But I feel bad for MVP. Three
significant strikes for Venom and two for the
white dude. This is a guy who is an expert at
fighting this style. It's really kind of interesting.
He's so good at his distance management. He knows
what Michael can do. And his best tool is the
element of surprise. And they take it from him.
He threw a flying Wing Chun kick. Yeah, they
took his best skill. It's just not setting a
guy up for success. That's my issue with it.
Oh! And MVP's a bona fide star, man. I know.
And meanwhile, this looks kind of shitty. I wonder
what Venom's jiu -jitsu looks like. He's tapped
people before. Didn't he get somebody in an ankle
lock? Yeah. I mean, that's all I remember. I'm
sure he could do everything. I mean, I don't
think he's got holes in his game. He's not going
to win. It's never going to be as good as his
stand -up is. His stand -up, though, is just
so weird. And world -class. Most people can't
do anything with it. Kevin Holland was befuddled.
He was like, what the fuck do you want me to
do? I can't even hit this guy. He couldn't even
come close. Did he try to take him down? We couldn't
get close. mean he never he's really tough to
take down my michael venom just controlled that
fight he just controlled every aspect of that
fight was that before or after the thompson fight
it's a good question after after the thompson
fight yeah after after so he fought two dudes
that are impossible but the thing the crazy thing
is like he might have been able to take wonderboy
down Wonder Boy, he's been taken down before.
He's got good takedown defense, but he didn't
even try. Making an agreement where you're not
even going to try? Who beat Stephen Thompson
decisively? Matthew Immortal Brown did. He was
the first guy to. Matt took him to the ground
and beat the fuck out of him. Matt wore his ass
out. That was the early days when Matt... He
stopped fighting? Matt's a fucking beast. Yeah,
he stopped. Yeah, he's great. He stopped fighting.
Matt was a fucking animal in his prime. And that
was the first defeat that Thompson had. He just
couldn't deal with the full -rounded skill set.
And the pressure. Veteran pressure. He could
fight on the ground, too. And then Woodley beat
Thompson two times. Yeah, but it was super boring.
Super boring, but Woodley fought him the right
way. Just like he's fighting him. Don't engage.
Don't just run into the wood chipper. Stay on
the outside. It's not fun. And Woodley hurt him.
That's right. A couple times. That's right. Bad.
Oh, it was a draw, one of them. Oh. So he beat
him in the second fight. Oh, that's right. It
was a draw, and Woodley retained his title. I
remember that. That's right. Bro, he was a bad
motherfucker. How about when he beat up Johnny
Hendricks? What happened to him? Where's Johnny
Hendricks now? He's a cop. He's a cop. Dude,
how about those epic matches? Wasn't it with
like GSP? It was like Johnny Hendricks and GSP.
That was like the Super Bowl. That was like the
Super Bowl. Yeah, I thought he could have won
that decision. I haven't re -watched it, but
at the time I was like, man, that could have
been Johnny. But I'll tell you what, Matt, that
guy used to put people to sleep. John Fitch,
Martin Campman, remember those guys? He sent
those guys in the air. He sent them in the air.
And then it all went away. Yeah. He's a cop now.
And you know who else is a cop? Good dude. Anderson
Silva. No fucking way. In Florida. You imagine
getting pulled over by the Spiders? What the
fuck? Oh, that's right. It's Beverly Hills. Wait
a minute. Anderson Silva's a cop? Yeah, go speed
in Beverly Hills? 100 %? Yeah. He's like driving
around in a car? It's not like honorary... But
it's a good place to do it in Beverly Hills.
Yeah, you don't have to do shit. You can sleep
all day. It's South Central. Bro, this might
be the least action of any fight ever next to
Derek Lewis and Francis Ngannou. Right? I could
have fucking told you guys. It's two fucking
well -known training partners. I'll tell you
what, man. Props to Patterson because this is
the first dude that Venom Page has fought that
doesn't look like he doesn't belong in there.
You know, other than Ian Garrow. How good is
Ian? Ian's a bad motherfucker, dude. He figured
it out. You know, he figured out that style.
Just grab a hold of him, drag him to the ground,
beat him there. Fucks they ended up with him.
I'm pretty sure they announced Ian versus Islam.
I like that. I have to confirm that, Jamie. I
get my facts off Twitter. I like that a lot.
If that's real, I like that a lot. Pretty sure
that's real. I like that a lot. That's a very
good fact. Pretty sure I saw pretty cool posters,
just like Khabib and Conor. 23 hours ago, still
waiting for the call from the UFC. That's Ian,
but Islam posted a picture, though. Like Islam,
I think, leaked it. He's standing outside of
a phone booth waiting for the call. Go to Islam's
Instagram. Imagine if Michael Van and Paige loses
this fight. No, he's not going to lose. Well,
listen, all this guy's do is land four punches,
and it's the most anybody's ever landed. And
he's controlling him against the cage. I don't
think he's going to win. I think that even if
there's no significant damage between both of
them, they're just going to give it to Venom.
Oh, this is crazy bad. That's a crazy bad fight.
Is that it? It's over? That's it. And that's
not on Michael Venom Page or Sam. That's on the
matchmakers. That's a crazy matchup. Call your
boy. It's literally the last guy you want to
fight a style like that is someone who understands
it. It's the last thing you think is gonna happen.
Don't you want excitement? You think they're
gonna go for broke? They know each other. Don't
you want as real as it gets? What if the guy
in the brainstorming room... Don't you want just
bleed? What if the guy in the Paramount brainstorming
room is like, how about we make friends fight?
Yeah! That'll be fucking great! That's hilarious.
I bet it was one of the things where there's
not a lot of guys lining up to take that fight.
Because he makes you look so stupid. But this
dude is like, I've been in there with him a hundred
rounds. I know how to fight it. Yeah. Big advantage,
man. Giant advantage. Knowing what that distance
is. Man, I just have a hard time believing that.
Those motherfuckers in the top ten, the 185 and
170 are dogs. They are. They don't give a fuck.
Especially if they can grapple. I'll do it. But
look, the line to the top is very short right
now. Yeah. Right? And so nobody wants to slip
and start from scratch again. Maybe. And there's
not even like, look at Imamov. Everybody thought
he was going to get a title shot. I did. Right?
But look. I know. But the last time he fought
Strickland, Strickland fucked him up. Yeah. Right?
So you have to, but Imamov's a beast too. But
Strickland also beat him up on short notice.
Okay, what's going on with the Dagestani Russian
guy? Kind of red hair, beard. Shower bullet.
He's fighting soon. His eye's fucked up or something?
Yeah, he's got one. He can't fight in America
because he can't pass a commission here. What's
up with him? Because that guy's fucking good.
He's real good. What's he doing? Michael Venom
Page fucked him up. Really? Damn, I missed that
one. And then he got wrestled by Armin Sarukin.
They did a grappling match. What if they call
this a draw and they say we all lost? And then
apologize to us. Ladies and gentlemen, there
is no winner. We all... Michael Venom Page. Hell
yeah. That does nothing for him. Nothing. It
does nothing. I think it's bad for him. 100 %?
Yeah, it's not good. Now you're damaged goods.
Now you're going into your contract. I told you
I wasn't going to knock you out. Also, here's
the problem. Now people know how to fight him.
People are going to watch that and go, oh, just
don't engage. Make him engage. Maybe he didn't
want the fight and said, you know what? They're
going to make me take this fight, and we're just
going to play it, and I'm not going to hurt him.
Maybe. No way. Look at them hugging. That dude
was just good. I had told you I was going to
hit you. The guy is good. He's good. Oh, Sam's
very good. Very good. He's coming off four wins,
four TKOs. This Luke Riley's a big deal out there.
He's a fucking beast. Yeah, he is. It's a big
problem. It's a hard fight. He's an awkward fight.
Are these the last two fights? Yes. This is the
co -main event. Okay. Tell me about him. I don't
know that. I don't know anything about these
guys. He's that Loner Cavanaugh kid. That Flyweight
kid. Oh, yes. Do you know what's nuts? Charles
Johnson has knocked out two of the best Flyweights
out there. I know. Joshua Vann and Loner Cavanaugh.
You know what else is nuts? Why he doesn't just
shave his fucking hair off. He likes it. Because
you remember it. You remember, he's got this
crazy hair in the back. All shaved in the top.
I don't think it's shaved. I think Jesus is a
barber. Jesus is a barber. But the back, he has
this big old puff of hair. I'll tell you, man.
This kid in Cage Warriors is a fucking... He's
like the next big thing out of here. Yeah, he's
very good. So Patty came from Cage Warriors.
Conor McGregor came from Cage Warriors. Cage
Warriors is like the shit out there. Dude, I
went to Cage Warriors in 2004. I did a seminar
out there. Awesome promotion, man. There's so
many good fighters. I swear to God, dude. So
after the seminar, they go, dude, there's a cage
war. They timed my seminar for a cage war. So
I go with a bunch of dudes from the seminar,
and we're watching these fights, and there's
a lot of Middle Eastern people there. A lot.
So I go out in the cage, and they want to ask
me a question. They go, how was your flight?
over to the UK. And I said, there was an Asian
guy. To me, an Asian guy is from China. Yeah.
He was sitting next to me on a flight over and
he, I think he stunk or he farted, I forget.
But they go, how was your flight over here to
the UK? And I go, I was next to an Asian guy
and he fucking stank. And in UK, Asians are Muslims.
Well, it's Pakistanis. People from actual Asia.
Dude, people. There was almost a riot. It was
like 2004. Everyone exploded, and they started
throwing bottles in the fuck. And I'm like, whoa.
Dude, there was almost a riot. I'm like, wait
a minute. I'm an Asian. I'm Chinese. I didn't
mean like you guys. And they freaked the fuck
out. Luckily, I was there with like. 20 jujitsu
guys from the seminar, I would have been dead.
Yeah, Cage Warrior, KSW, Ryzen, that's where
all the talent was from. It was almost riot.
Dude, they were throwing shit at me, and I didn't
give a fuck. I was drunk. I was flipping them
off. I'm like, fuck you guys. I was an idiot.
That's where all the talent was from. Yeah, Cage
Warriors has some elite talent. You know, Patty
took it. Chicago McGregor came over, too. Yeah,
and Patty was making more money doing Cage Warriors
than he was in the UFC. What? That's why I met
him in San Diego, and I was talking to his manager
who runs Cage Warriors, and he took a pay cut
to come to the UFC. That's crazy. For his first
fight? Yeah. Well, eventually he started making
money. How much was he making in Cage Warriors?
Tons, because he was the biggest draw, and you're
selling out Liverpool's state arenas. He was
the main draw, so his... The manager wanted to
go to the UFC like two years prior, and he's
like, no way. Why am I going to take a pay cut?
So he's like, dude, to be considered the best,
even though it's a pay cut, you got to come over
to the UFC. Do you feel like he got rushed into
with a guy like Gaethje? He should have had like
a few more top contenders. I don't know what
the fucking game plan was. Like if you and I
were talking, you were like, let's say off -air,
I got some inside info. Patty's just going to
strike with Justin. I'd be like, oh, you're out
of your fucking mind, dude. He's going to lose.
So I don't know what the game plan was. That's
a good question. But again, it could be too much
too soon, you know? I think it is. Gaethje's
a monster on the feet. He's a real problem. He's
also an all -American wrestler. I know, but I
also— Patty doesn't do takedowns. He beat up
Fazeev standing up. Yeah, bro. Fazeev's wicked.
Wicked striker. So let's say Conor back's from
International Fight Week. Let's say he's doing
International Fight Week. You're telling me—if
we're trying to do Numbies for Paramount, you're
telling me you don't do Patty versus Conor? At
170? Right. And Patty's fucking huge. He'd do
170. Did you say Numbies? Numbies. I like that.
Thank you. Well, unfortunately, the big fight
would have been Patty versus Ilya. That would
have been the big fight. That would have been
the big fight. If they could have figured out
a way to make that happen, that would have been
the big fight. It's a disaster fight for Patty.
And that's where the train stops. It would have
been a big fight. But Connor -Patty, it's like,
that's fucking entertaining, dude. That is entertaining.
But I feel like that fight was in the future
if they built him up correctly. I just think
throwing him to Justin, you know, after, like,
was it Jared? Jared Gordon. I thought Jared Gordon
won that fight. Yeah, but so does Patty. Even
Patty was like, yeah, I probably lost that fight.
That's what I thought. And so just a few years
later, the Bobby Green video, that was impressive.
Michael Chandler, he looked good. That was impressive.
Still older guys. And then older, older, Justin
Gaethje. Exactly. And then my thing is, when
you look at Justin Gaethje, it's like, wait,
how's Patty going to get him to the ground? Right.
What's the move? Right. It can't be, if it, what
is it, these jujitsu trips? You know how fucking
good Justin Gaethje's takedown defense is? And
he's also such a good athlete. His hips are nuts.
Crazy athlete. Wild. Yeah. And he fought that
fight like a wild man. Wild. He fought that fight
just pure reckless. Just walked him down and
just let him swing on him. It was like he felt
no fear. It was kind of crazy. Dude, what happens
if at the White House, you know, Trump, he's
probably not the... too familiar with UFC fighters.
And he's like, okay, America, Justin Gaethje,
let's do this. And Ilya Toporia comes out and
fucking flatlines him in front of all the fucking...
If Ilya Toporia flatlines Justin Gaethje's next
fight, he's got the greatest resume of all time.
Ever. I mean, it's the craziest resume. That's
a fucking amazing fight. Here's how the white
house card could be saved with all the shit I'm
talking, everybody talking. What if Justin Gaethje,
and it could happen, what if he knocks Ilya Teporya
out as the main event at the White House? That
would be sad. Grabs the American flag and fucking
gives me chills. That could easily happen. And
fucking just gives a ripping promo. That could
happen. Gaethje could knock anybody the fuck
out. It could happen. Yeah. It could knock anybody
out. And right when Bruce Buffer announces his
name, that's when the drone hits. It's scheduled
to start at noon. On the White House lawn? Yeah.
Perfect. There'll be a thousand degrees out.
Is there an Iranian fighter we could get for
this fucking car? I'm going to look like I'm
in the shower. Yeah. Humid as fuck. How about
main event? Top Iranian guy, top Israel guy.
Not a ton of Iranians. Main event. What do you
think about that? Which is a shame because Iranians
are motherfuckers. Well, how about a guy from
Palestine? Like, you get Bilal Muhammad against
an Israeli guy. That's a doable fight. Are you
kidding? That's a doable fight. That would be
huge. That would be massive. There'd be scud
missiles coming from everywhere. But what guy
in that weight class is from Israel? Nobody.
Dude, Israel got a bunch of great fighters. I
know, but in the UFC, there's no one in the UFC
at 170 that's a guy from Israel. It's a weird
one. Yes, a tough one, right? Who'd they give
him? Shit. They're not doing him any favors.
And then also, Kamaru Usman thought he was getting
Islam, and then they yanked it from him at the
last second. How about a Ukrainian against a
Russian? Throw that shit in. I don't totally
hate that. In the prelim? I think Ian Gary deserves
it, but I also think Kamaru... Like, come on.
The guy's a legend. This is like... I wouldn't
be mad at it. That's my theory. And looks sensational
against Joaquin Buckley. I want to see that fight.
This is my thing with Justin. Like, Justin might
have one more he said for Ilya. My thing with
Justin is like, let's go out on top. Ilya's a...
Could he win? Of course. Anybody can win. But
for Justin, all he's done for the company, give
him the red panty night. Give him Conor at 170.
Right. That's the motherfucking fight. Let him
make all the fucking money. Do you think that
he would take that fight? Who? Conor. 100%. Justin
Gaethje? 100%. At 170? Dude, he was going to
fight fucking Carlos Pratas. He could make 155.
If he's off the sauce, he can make 155. Conor
was down to fight Carlos Pratas at 170. You know
they called him? He was like, yep, sign it. Really?
Yeah. Wow. He's gangster, dude. That's a gangster
fight. Super gangster. Horrible fight for him.
When was the last time Conor fought? How long
has it been? It's been a long time. Two years?
He hasn't won in forever. Well, he broke his
leg in his last fight. But when was that? How
long ago was that? At least three. And 100 %
you feel Conor's going to at least come back
for one more fight, right? Yes. 100%. 100%. I
think the UFC feels pressure from the criticism
of this White House card and not closing on Jon
Jones and the other fights. So they're going
to get it done with Conor. Five years? It's been
five years. I don't think Conor's going to fight
all of that. Well, I mean, I guess the Mayweather
fight. That's not going to happen. No, not Charles.
I thought it was Charles. No, we're talking about
Justin Gaethje. I thought it was Conor's fight
and Charles in July. That's what they were saying.
Imagine the bonkers fight. Imagine this. Gaethje
somehow or another knocks out Elio Teporia. Conor
versus Gaethje in July. That would be insane.
You couldn't do it in July. Conor against Teporia
would be insane. Whoever wins that against Conor,
that's... Would be insane. Either one. It'd have
to be the big December card, right? Let's just
get Conor to July 11th. Let's not worry about
December. Well, let's just get him to anywhere.
That's a quick turn. He's going to do it. Who
else would be good for him? Max Holloway. Whoa.
Remember they fought. It was Max's first fight
in the UFC. They're two completely different
fighters. What happened in that fight? Max is
done cutting weight. Charles beat him. I'm sorry.
Conor beat Max. But it was Max's first fight.
Decision. Decision. Decision. Yeah. Forgot about
that one. So young, though. They're completely
different. Max is a legend. Conor's a legend.
They're both 145. That's fucking cooked, dude.
And Max coming off a loss. You don't want to
say Conor. Carlos Prata's just fucked up. I feel
it's so wrong to not give it to Michael Chandler.
So fucked up. It's so wrong. You know, man. It's
so wrong. You said it the best, Brogan. We all
love Conor, but it's like, what did Marvin Aguilar
say? It's tough to sleep on silk sheets. Yeah,
it's tough to get up in the morning when you're
sleeping on silk sheets. That's true. Rocky,
too. But some of those motherfuckers, like John
Jones sleeps on silk sheets. He's a fucking dog.
So was Floyd Mayweather when he was in his prime.
Did Floyd Mayweather lose his money? No ways
he broke. That guy had three zillion dollar fights
in like two days. He lost it all and then got
it back. Dude, Floyd Mayweather, when I'm hearing
like, didn't he have like five billion dollars?
How do you lose that? No, he didn't have that
much. He didn't have five, Bill, but he had a
few hundred. They said in his career he's made
over a billion. But that's not... He doesn't
have a... He's having financial problems now?
That's the word. Damn, it's hard to believe.
Is it, though? Yeah, dude. He didn't go to that
many strip clubs. Yeah, he bought a lot of things,
man. Think about all those diamond -encrusted
watches and all those Rolls Royces and all those
Ferraris. Well, he has like 15 Bugattis. All
those houses. And he bought a bunch of apartment
buildings. Those are good investments, though.
Yeah, but... you've got to pay the mortgage.
Correct. You might have just had a big nut, then
he stopped fighting. Who knows, man? He's got
a bunch of people that are on his payroll. Yeah,
the whole staff. It's easy. And so he's trying
to set up another fight. It's going to impact
him. Making that kind of money all the time,
and then it just goes away. That's athletes in
general. That's like every rock star story, every
rockumentary. They blow up. get the mansions,
and then they got to sell that motherfucking
mansion. I went through it. They don't teach
you how to manage finances. You're busy being
a fucking warrior or an athlete. No one goes,
hey, dude, you know that $20 million house? Your
mortgage on that's whatever. Let's say $25 ,000
a month. It's a 40 -year mortgage. You're probably
going to fight for another six years, bud. What
are you going to do after that? No one taught
you like that. You got to sell that house. Yeah,
bro. Every rock star, dog, goes up with the mansions,
and then they got to sell that mansion, dog.
They got to sell that motherfucker. It's crazy.
Well, because no one teaches them. They take
advantage of them. Look at the Stones. Look at
Led Zeppelin. Look at all these bands. And look
at Black Sabbath. They were broke by the fifth
album. See, that Ozzy thing, that's a success
story all around. They were broke when they made
that. Same thing with Kiss. Kiss was the biggest
band in the world. They were broke when they
made that reality show, right? Which one? Ozzy.
He was broke when he made his reality show. That's
why he did it, right? His wife set it up. Yeah.
His wife. The Osbournes. I don't know if they
were broke. Is that true? What? I'm pretty sure
I heard that. That's why she did the deal. I
never heard that. But most bands, they go through
that. They got all their shit, and then they
lose all their shit. And then they got all their
shit, and then they lose all their shit. Correct.
And they wake up one day. Kiss in 1977 was the
biggest band in the world, but by 1980, they
were fucking bankrupt and shit. And they were
struggling, selling all their shit. We're missing
an awesome fight. The pressure of fighting for
the first time in the UFC in a co -main event
is crazy. Did you hear Michael Bennett -Page
talk about the pressure? Have you heard him talk
about it? Because they were asking, they go,
and it's true, I've always said this, that Bellator
fighters, when they come to the UFC, the majority
of them struggle. They ask Michael Bennett -Page,
why do you think you're one of the successful
guys that come from Bellator? He goes, I'll tell
you this, man. I fought for titles in Bellator.
I fought in world championships in karate and
all this shit. He goes, when you come to the
UFC, it's just different. He goes, the pressure,
the nerves. He's like, I've been in big fights.
People come up like, man, you knocked this guy
out. You're setting an all -time knockout record.
He goes, yeah, cool. He goes, that didn't bother
me. My first fight in the UFC, he goes, the nerves
were unreal. It's the big leagues. It's just
a different game. Here's your chance. Don't blow
it. It's just a different. You got it. You want
it. You want it to be here. Are you going to
blow it and blow it in front of your family and
your friends? Just a lot of pressure. Yeah, a
lot of pressure. That's why I bet against fighters
when they fight at home. A lot of pressure. I
bet against fighters when they fight at home.
But sometimes you fight harder when their family's
watching. No, because I'm a comic. I know how
it works. Ask Joe on Friday. everybody starts
blowing it up distracting me i get tickets can
i come to the show yeah oh my god i didn't know
you were playing yeah oh you're right now you're
walking in there and that pressure you're putting
on yourself because you've got tickets yeah for
all those people whenever fighters fighting at
home i always go the other way listen i'm like
seven out of ten with it i bet but it's the truth
because as a comic i know what friday's like
They call you. We got another date for you. Well,
call me on Tuesday when I'm in front of my fucking
computer. Yeah. They call you to throw you off.
And now you're like, so that's why I always bet
against fighters when they're at home. Are you
touring a lot right now, Joey? No. Nope. Just
around Jersey. No, no, no. I go everywhere. Aren't
you opening up the Brooklyn Improv? No. Someone
told me that. I'm doing an episode of it. I'm
doing the 15th. Gotcha. It's only 200 seats.
Yeah. That's cool they put an improv in Brooklyn.
Which part of Brooklyn? The one right over the
bridge. Harrisburg, I think. Harrisburg? It used
to be... Right when you walk over the Brooklyn
Bridge right now. It used to be... I don't even
know what that is. A second city. Yeah, it's
right over the bridge. Harrisburg. Yeah, I was
talking to Mark Norman. He's like, comedy's really
big right now in New York. It's like a lot of
clubs are opening. Comedy's big everywhere right
now. It's pretty awesome. But what they did was
they matched too much in New York City. Yeah?
So now these suburb rooms, Brooklyn, these...
Bro, that theater in Staten Island, did we ever
do that together? No. That theater, George...
Oh! That theater is fucking amazing. Yeah? It's
fucking amazing, dawg. Staten Island's fun. Dawg,
I had a fucking blast, because I'm a knucklehead.
When you're a knucklehead, Staten Island is knuckleheads.
Good pizza. Oh, yeah? Real Italians. No, that's
real. Is Staten Island where all the mobsters
used to live? Yes. They lived everywhere. They
lived in Brooklyn. But wasn't Staten Island like
where the homes were for them, like the family
homes? Some of them. Paul Castellano lived there.
Yeah, that's right. Always remember, Staten Island,
no disrespect to Staten Island, was a dump. A
literal dump. A landfill, yeah. Oh, wow. So,
you know, when Castellano opened his house, people
said it smelled a little bit. In the summer,
in Jersey, you could smell the trash from Staten
Island. Oh, damn. Isn't that crazy? They take
garbage and the solution is just put it in the
ground. Wow. Forever. There has to be. Forever.
Pigs eat it for a long time. What's that? Pigs
eat it for a long time. They didn't know what
to do. That's the move. That's not a bad idea.
That's a better idea. But they can't eat everything.
If it wasn't for Staten Island people. Not according
to Stats. They should have brought back the pigs.
Very, you know, with Staten Island's food. There's
a place in Staten Island that makes chicken corn
and blue still. Yeah? Joe, my neighbor. Isn't
that a common menu item? No. You're still like
it's from the 1800s. No. That's not because people
are lazy. Nobody wants to cut a chicken and put
ham in it. That's not nice. Bro, half of what
I watch on YouTube is people cooking. I love
watching people cooking. The last few weeks has
been dudes cooking in the mountains. Like ASMR
where they don't talk at all. They just chop
stuff up. Do you like to cook? I love it. You
like to cook? I do. Yeah, I love cooking. I wish
I liked cooking. I just watch all car shit on
there. I watch a lot of that, too. Like, guys
are trying to figure out how to unlock the ECU
on the ZR1. Yo, you know what I'm obsessed with
right now? That Cadillac Blackwing. The CT5E.
Yeah, let's go, brother! Fuck yeah! That is a
crazy car for them to build. Isn't that cool?
A 668 horsepower Cadillac that you can get in
a manual. Isn't that great? It's nuts. And then
Hennessy will jack that motherfucker up to a
thousand. Now we're cooking. Which is just a
tire burner. It's just going to cook the tires
off of it. What's crazy is like we talk, you
know, that your ZR1X has whatever, a thousand
something horsepower, right? Was it 12? I think
it's 1 ,200. It's 1 ,200. The X is 1 ,200. The
guy that won Texas 2K yesterday in Houston, he
did it in a Lamborghini. Bro, 3 ,000 horsepower.
Whoa. They're just, what the fuck are we doing?
So that must be like. Well, that's the Hennessy
1000. That's the CT5V. That's 3 ,000 horsepower?
No. No, no, that's a Cadillac. That's 1 ,000
horsepower. That's a Cadillac CT5V, and they
take it and they jack it up. It comes 668, I
think, and they take it and they jack it up to
1 ,000. But it's just, when you drive it, it
drives like a luxury car. The inside looks like
a luxury car. It's an incredible car. I haven't
driven that one, but I have the V as a Suburban.
I have the big one, the big Escalade V, the big
one. It's amazing. The interior is incredible.
They're great. Those black wings, I like them
in that blue they offer. Have you seen that blue,
Joe? Yes. It's gorgeous. They have a green, too,
a sick green. I haven't seen that. Oh, my God.
It's like a dark metallic green. Dude, I just
got a 2500, the AV Rams, those AVs. Nice. Bro.
Oh, you got, that's one of them. Are you going
off -road, dog? Is that real? You know, I do
my thing. Is that real? That's crazy. 3 ,000
horsepower. Who won Texas 2K? 3 ,000. Oh, these
boys on the street now, like, they laugh at 1
,000. Is that a Lamborghini? Yeah. Okay. That's
crazy. That's a Huracan. Bro, that is just cooking
off those tires. 0 -60 in, what, 1 .3? Oh, he
has to have a parachute on it. Look at these.
That's slippery, dude. He's losing. If you don't
know how to drive and you get behind that fucking
thing, you're spinning out and going right into
that sign. I'll wreck that thing. 100%. I know
my limit. Look at when he loses it a little bit.
Look at it. Bro, you know how terrifying that
must have been when the ass kicks out with 3
,000 horsepower? Bro, I was in one of those Calvo
Vipers with 2 ,200 horsepower. Those are nuts.
Gordon Ryan is obsessed with those. He looks
a little scared. I was so scared. I don't want
to get hurt. and he showed me a video of calvin
showed me a video of him because i as we're going
i'm like how much horsepower is 2400 i'm like
jesus christ do i go hey man you ever crash one
of these things he goes oh yeah shows me a video
of him just getting fucked up my buddy yeah yeah
fuck that i was fucking terrified not fun i don't
want to go out like that i was shooting a tv
show this gearhead's gone wild So I'm fucking,
I don't want to go out shooting a fucking TV.
Gearhead's Gone Wild? Yeah. Dude, that's hilarious.
That's my new show. That's on Tubi. Is that your
show? That's my show. My new show. Yeah. Dude,
that's perfect. Yeah, Gearhead's Gone Wild. It's
on Tubi. March 24th. These guys are banging,
boys. These guys are banging. These guys are
banging. Look at this shit. Oh, Riley just connected
with some big shots. This kid said, if Michael
Page ain't going to do it, I'm going to do it
for him. Come on, Dana. Man, Michael Page must
feel like shit right now. Give me that bonus
cash. You know what it feels like? Shit, if Sammy
had half his pay. Right. You know what I'm saying?
That's true. Neither one of them did shit. But
it's like Michael Vanna Page was in the hunt,
like, potentially for a future world title. That's
not on him, though, man. That's on matchmaking.
I know. Gentlemen, you can't blame everything
on matchmaking. I have to, Joey. What's the number
one rule? Don't let anything up to the judges.
But my body match body come on. There's some
Dana White shit. Yeah, you can't these guys are
really fucking good That never really that never
worked for me that never when they go to the
white shit. I'm old. It's some daylight shit
Yeah, when people go can't leave it up to judges.
Okay. I hear you that guy's really fucking good.
I'm fighting dude Also, he's he knows him so
well. Yes, that's the real problem. It's the
matchmaking. You're right Let's get best friends
to fight. Imagine that was when it really happened.
Yes! Just do it. Green light it. Like, right
away. Go, go, go. Another one. Who else? Who
else are best friends? Let's get more best friends.
That's because no one knows fighting. Can you
imagine they have a card, all best friends fighting?
Yeah. Dude, it's like the worst card ever. Dude,
I fought two good buddies. Like $2 ,000 pay -per
-view. It sucks, man. Matt Mitrione was my boy.
Bro, imagine if you and me had a fight. How horrible
that would be? Dude, I would fuck you up. And
I would hate it. I'd like, damn, I love you.
I'd love you, dog. But that turn and sidekick
bullshit, this ain't fucking Kung Fu Theater,
okay? No, honestly, anytime anybody's ever mentioned,
like a dude who would win a new fight, you or
Joe Rogan, I always say, Joe Rogan would fucking
kill me. I do, too. People ask me all the time.
I know. And I mean that. There's no way I'd be
able to take him down. First of all, this is
reality. This is me judging the fight. I wouldn't
be able to take him down because I have the worst
wrestling. I've never taught one takedown in
my motherfucking life. If I went to the ground,
though, I'd be fucked. How would I get you to
the ground? You would fucking light me up. He
would knock me out with jabs. He wouldn't even
have to throw a right hand. He would be nice
to me. He goes, like, I love him. He's like my
brother. I wouldn't be able to hit you. There's
no way. You would be able to jab me. You would
jab me, dog. You would jab me. You don't want
one of these coming towards your face. I would
be like, Joe, hook it up. Fuck it up. Don't fuck
me up. No turning sidekick. Bro, it would just
look like Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson. I was
just going to say that. If you and I fought,
it would be fucking Jake Paul. We would have
to script it. We would have to script it. Okay,
Dan is making us do this. We need the money.
Even Roy Jones, when he fought Mike Tyson, they
were all body punches. That's all bullshit. They
never really... I would say, Joe, you throw one
turning sidekick right at 113. Bro, it would
look like a kung fu movie. We would choreograph
that shit. We would choreograph that shit like
a kung fu movie. We got to sell this dog. We
got to sell this dog. But you know what? You
would have... to let me take you down and almost
choke you and then you escape. I go, let me get
you like an almost choke. I had you like deep
choke. It would be like this, like I'm about
to tap and I don't. Then I'd let you leg kick
me or whatever. You'd drop me with a leg kick.
You'd be right in the leg and I'd go, I'll be
like limping and then the ref would have to stop
it and we're good. Imagine you have to knock
one of your good friends out. That's happened
a bunch of times with guys. Put your good friend
in the hospital. Terrible. That could be a cartoon
right there, that fight. And take half their
pay. It's fucked up. I hate that. I hate the
win pay thing. I hate it. The only thing I hate
more is weigh -ins. I hate weight cutting. What
do you mean you hate the win pay? What do you
mean? I hate the fact that you get paid more
if you win. Why? Because a lot of times it's
a bullshit decision. I would say you only get
the bonus if there's not a finish. Well, that's
what they're doing now. They're doing a finish
bonus, but you're still getting fight. Pay and
then win pay. I would eliminate that. I would
go, this is your show pay, and this is the pay
if you finish the guy, and then that's it. Joe,
you know that's why Ronda decided to go to MVP
and fight Gina, because they originally went
to Dana, and she was like, hey, now that there's
no pay -per -view, I want this guaranteed amount.
And he was like, no, that's just not our business
model. That's not what we do, because if we pay
you all that money, then we're going to have
to do that down the road. Good luck somewhere
else. She was all, say less. I went to fucking
MVP, and they're like, here's a guaranteed money.
Yeah, she wanted guaranteed money. The UFC originally
wanted that fight. Oh, my God. Yeah. What if
Gina wins and then they do a rematch? Or what
if Ronda wins and she says she wants to fight
Holly? That would be huge. Holly's waiting right
there. Get that little rematch. Totally. It's
a good time to fight Holly. The crazy thing about
Ronda is... She was on such a meteoric rise,
and then the Holly Holm thing happened, and then
she kind of took a little break for like a year.
And it was like Amanda was nobody back then.
So they go, okay, Ronda, we're going to give
you some up -and -comer, easy Brazilian. No,
they didn't have that. She was the champion.
No, she wasn't. Yes, she was. Amanda Nunes was
the champion? Yes. Was she? Yes. Oh, my God,
I was wrong then. We knew she was the champion.
Yeah, bro. Nobody liked that fight. Nobody liked
that fight for her. I fucked up Misha Tate. Dude,
she was a monster. You know what? Amanda was
terrifying. I remember they gave Ron an easy
fight when they thought. No, no, no, no, no.
The only people that thought that were like idiot
Hollywood agents. That's me. You call me an idiot?
Come on, dog. I'm your fucking brother. You weren't
working for the UFC at that time. I remember
it wrong. So I was there, and you don't watch
all the fights. I watched every one of her fights.
That lady hits harder than any woman that's ever
walked in the octagon. No, I know that. I'm not
saying it, but it seems like nobody knew that.
Oh, I fucking knew it. I thought that was the
worst fight for her before the Holly fight. I
was telling Dana, because I was surprised they
made the Holly fight. I thought they were going
to make Amanda Nunes. I go, Amanda Nunes is a
fucking problem. I go, because she's a black
belt in Brazilian jiu -jitsu. jiu -jitsu, and
her hands. She fucked up Kat Zingano so bad she
messed up her hormone levels. Kat's cortisol
was messed up. She had vertigo. She was fucked
up for like a year after that. And Kat won. Kat
stopped her. Amanda Nunes got shoulders like
Michelle Obama, dog. She throws hammers. That
lady hits like a dude. I got it. That's a compliment.
Everybody says that transgender people are amazing,
but the number one insult When someone is going
after a lady, they say she's really got a dick.
Looks like a dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, she's
got a dick. Like, secretly. Like Michelle Obama.
Secretly got a dick. People are saying that about
Erica Kirk. They're like, crazy people. It's
not a realistic. Erica Kirk got a dick? No. No,
that was the rumor. Of course she doesn't, but
crazy people online have been saying it. She's
sucking dick right now. Motherfucker. She had
a dick. She had a dick. That's a winner. Fuck
you, motherfucker. She's saving it for Jesus.
No, she's not. She had a dick. It wouldn't be
that bad. She was sucking dick three days later.
Erica Kirk, if she had a dick, it would be like
five inches. Max. Max. Let the lady grieve. And
I like her. She's a wild girl before Charlie.
Before Charlie, she's wild. She looked Charlie.
ass and he was fucked. Those dirty white bitches
will stick a tongue in your ass. Those Charlie
Kirks don't know what the fuck in them. They're
mopping, swapping, doing laundry. You shove your
tongue up a fucking little white guy like that's
ass. He's gonna see fucking fire where his life
is changed. Imagine if that's all it takes. So
disrespectful. Think about it. I will think about
it. You got some 24 -year -old white dude that
was in the Boy Scouts and you set him loose with
a Puerto Rican chick from the Bronx that hasn't
eaten in three days. That's different. Listen
to me. That's not Erica Kirk. That chick. That's
not Erica Kirk, though. She was a beauty pageant
leader. Yeah, but when you win beauty pageant,
you suck dick part -time. So knock it off. Part
-time. That's it. I'll tell you what. She's definitely
an odd lady. Yeah. No, something's not right.
Have you seen those conventions where there's
fireworks and she's coming out? It's crazy. It's
weird. It's real weird. It's real weird. Something's
up with that. It's real weird. And didn't she
get some high -level government position? Yes.
Didn't they just? Yes. Like this fucking Trump
did, right? Yeah. Head of something. Head of
the CIA. Makes me wonder, like, man, I wonder
if I can get me one of them positions. You got
to shoot your wife on TV and shit. No. Jesus
Christ. Jesus Christ. God, Joey. Jesus. They're
going higher. Why don't you take it? Get that
guy a job. Get your mind right, son. Get your
mind. Get your mind right. Something wrong with
you. Oh, shit. Something wrong with you, Joe.
Yes. Oh, that's why you love me. You could 100
% get one of those jobs, Joe. I know. I'm thinking
which one I want. Six. I want to be right. Pete
Hague says sidekick. What is it? Department of
War? That's what they call it now. So gangster.
Well, I think it was originally Department of
War and then became Department of Defense. Once
Biden came in. Hand it over to him, Joe. Oh,
my God. That's tremendous. No, I think it was
a while ago they changed it to the Department
of Defense. I thought Biden's team did it. And
Trump was like, war sounds better. Your Trump
is pretty good, dude. It's not that good. It's
definitely not good right now. You know what
I want to tell Shane Gillis because he does the
best Trump? Oh, he's the best. You know, isn't
it a trip that Trump has never... had a drink
of alcohol yeah well he had a brother that was
like really bad no no imagine imagine trump a
drunk trump oh my god drunk trump he doesn't
need that yeah i can't but shane could you you
can do it drunk trump and they said i'll stop
this war in 24 hours remember he's the best at
stopping wars give me three hours i might be
the best i might be the best give me two hours
i'll stop this war I wish I could do Trump. Supposedly
he said it's almost over. Well, I hope he's right.
Me too. I hope he's right. Listen, if they can
somehow or another bring peace to Iran, I mean,
it's unrealistic, right? It's never happened
before. Never been a regime change war that worked
out great for everybody involved. That's why
I'm saying we've done this before. How did it
turn out? It's never worked out great. But don't
you think it's about the oil, right? Because
they supply all the oil to China. I don't think
it's about the oil. I think they want you to
think it's about the oil. It's about the central
banks. It's not about the oil. Don't give a fuck
about the oil. There's oil everywhere. There's
oil everywhere. There's also these guys want
to start an Islamic caliphate. Correct. And they
are the largest state -sponsored terrorism. Yes.
Comes out of there. Yeah. They're terrible people.
Who's funding it? Well, there's a lot of it.
When Biden freed up something like $6 billion,
that was right before October 7th. That's a lot
of billions. There's Patty. Look at him. He's
about 250 right now. Love me some Patty. That
dude knows how to live. In between fights, he
lives. Have you had him in here? No. That dude,
he just has it. He has that freaking it factor.
Well, he's also a very smart guy. Correct. And
I guarantee you that Justin fight could be a
big wake -up call. He'll come back and fuck somebody
up in his next fight. How did that fight end?
Justin just beat his ass. Decision? Yeah, but
he beat his ass. But he did poke him in the eyes.
He did. He did poke him in the eyes. And hit
him in the nuts. He did hit him in the nuts.
Yeah. That is a problem. Are you still dipping,
Joe? Yeah, I use these Alps. Shout out to Tucker.
Love your Alps. Is that a tobacco pouch? Yeah,
nicotine. You had one of these last night, dog.
Speaking of this shit, I'm going to tell you
last night. What did you want to tell me last
night? That your club is really becoming... I
had a lot of fun this time. Well, it was beautiful
watching you on Thursday night. I had a really
good time. I'm home now. I'm home now. Yeah.
I had a rough five years and I'm home now. Oh,
you looked at it on stage. And that crowd was
a Joey Diaz crowd because they were there to
see him. I just sat and watched. I went and sat
in the balcony. I was like, this makes me so
happy. Yeah, I'm going to do like. two nights
next time but only anytime late show i gotta
be downstairs partying at missy's those are different
animals the late shows they're fun i like doing
late shows every now and then they're fun but
they're tired these people have been up all day
i can't well it's not us no no i'm not worried
about being tired i sleep you know good i want
to be but it's like the people they worked all
day They worked all day. They got off work at
5. They probably went to dinner, had a few drinks.
Oh, we're going to go see Joey Diaz tonight.
It's a 10 o 'clock show. That's five hours after
you get off work. Yeah, that's too much. And
then you've got to get up at 7? Yeah, it's tough.
No, no, no. Here we go. Lerone, let's go. This
could be another decision. It might be, or Lerone
might catch him coming in. I hope so. Because
Lerone is so slick. What's his specialty? Oh,
he's a vicious, vicious striker. He can do everything.
He can do everything. Is he a black belt? Probably
not. But Mozart is a monster wrestler. The guy
is fine. Yeah, it's going to be trouble for him.
He's undefeated. Yeah, it's Khabib's time. Where
is he from? He's from Russia. Russia. And you
do 1 ,500 push -ups in an hour. I call bullshit.
What's the most push -ups you've ever done in
a row? I don't know. I mean, I don't know. My
son asked me to do 100. I knocked him. It's 100.
You did 100 in a row? Oh, yeah. Wow, that's a
lot. That's crazy. I could do 15. I did 75. I
gassed out at 75. Really? Yeah. I did it on the
show. Me and Burt Kreischer had a little competition.
How many could he do? Not that much. I think
it was 35. I told him I could do whatever he
did, I could do double. Yeah. I think he did
like 30 something. World record is 1575 in 60
minutes. So he's doing that every week. Damn.
But he's doing it in an hour. Are we still buying
it? That's what the record is. The record's in
an hour, Joe. Oh, the record's in an hour? But
again, how many minutes? You gotta film that
shit. I thought you said six minutes. I was like,
that's crazy. But Joe, to your point, he might
not be doing like full extension. He might just
be going pumping. Right, right, right. Which
is still tough. Oh, it's still hard. But like,
if you're just doing this. Some guys just do
this. They really move only like six or seven
inches. You ever see Cam Haines' son when he
won the world chin -up championship? Some other
cat came along and beat it by like a thousand.
What the fuck? Now they're in like 11 ,000, 12
,000 in 24 hours. What the fuck? Bro, these guys,
their hands at the end of it are just meat. It's
just bloody meat. They tear all the fucking skin
off their hand. What I was going to say about
Murphy's. Wow, someone just did 12 ,000. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. Truett did 10 ,000. Yeah,
then another cat from Australia beat it. 11 ,700.
And then this new cat beat that. That's so insane.
12 ,300. Well, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Dude, it was a
big deal when Goggins did 4 ,000. Everybody's
like, no one's going to beat that. He did like
4 ,900 or something. And then Truett beat that,
and then a dude beat him, and then he beat that.
That's wild. They're just going after each other
back and forth. But the thing is, Truett is a
big guy. He's not as small as some of these guys.
Well, he's like 180 -something. He's pretty big
for doing that. And jacked. Even when he runs
marathons, he's way bigger than these marathon
runners. Because how tall is he? Probably 5 '11",
I think. Because Cam goes so far distance. It
made sense because when I saw him, I was like,
oh, he's smaller than I thought. But in my head,
I'm like, he's fucking running forever. Well,
Cam got to like 185 at one point. But it's pounding
on your joints. He got big just from lifting.
Dude, Cam sent me this hat. It's my favorite
fucking hat, man. It is so goddamn good. He's
got some American flag on the back. It's like
a net in the front canvas. What's his slogan?
Keep hammering. Yeah, it says keep hammering.
Bro. My son fucking steals it all the time. So
Murphy, before he got to the UFC, got shot in
the fucking face and in the neck. You hear about
this? No. He was involved in some gang activity.
He was coming out of a barbershop. Some dude
shot him in the face. He still has metal in his
tongue, currently. Metal in his tongue. And he
got shot in the neck. Survived. Metal in his
tongue. That's crazy. Isn't that crazy? And he
won't talk about it. Can you imagine how he eats
pussy? Yeah. And he won't talk. When they ask
him, they go, was it gang? Like, why did the
guy shoot you? He goes, I don't talk about that.
Wow. It's just some gangster shit. A lot of stabbings
in England, man. Yeah, that's what I'm surprised.
Shooting. A lot of stabbings. Well, there's a
lot of rough customers in England, man. A lot
of fucking history. That London shoot boxing.
Oh, bro. That team, man. Bro. Hell yeah. Animals.
Walsler. Lee Murray days. Dude, Lee Murray. They're
doing a movie on Lee Murray. Oh, yeah? Who's
doing it? I forget, but it's coming out. It might
be out. It's Guy Ritchie. Fuck. It has to be
Guy Ritchie. He's robbing banks? I know. It has
to be Guy Ritchie. It has to be. It has to be.
I hope it's Guy Ritchie. Bro, that Pico knockout
was bananas. Pico's fighting soon. I think he's
fighting in Miami. Oh, it's Pitbull. Bellator
on Bellator. Loser goes home. Yeah, man. Forever.
At least Pico waited quite a while after the
KO because that was a bad one. Bad. That was
a bad one. He was out cold for a while. He's
too aggressive, man. Well, he's just with Greg
Jackson now who's trying to pull the reins back
because he's so skilled. He's just too fucking
aggressive. I mean, I always harp on for us a
hobby, but I think that's the motherfucker. I
think Nick's sick. Nick's sick, too. That motherfucker
is bad. He's a bad motherfucker, too. But like
for us, I think he's got a documentary that came
out about it about Lee Murray years ago. It seems
like semi fictional or not dramatized. Semi not.
Is there not a movie? This is an actual footage?
This is not a movie. I didn't see if there was
a movie. He was a wild dude. I'm pretty sure
there's a movie coming out. You know, one of
my favorite fights is when he fought Anderson
Silva at Cage Rage. That's right. That was Anderson,
like right when Anderson reached his prime. So
Anderson fought in pride, and he looked real
good in pride in some fights. And then in Cage
Rage, he caught his groove. And you know when
a guy just like catches that groove. And you're
fucked. So when he came over to the UFC, and
the first fight was Chris Lieben. I remember
that was like when Aubrey was betting on fights.
I go, bet the house on the Brazilian. Because
nobody knew Anderson. Bet the house. And he's
lit. Oh, my God. Bro, he was on fire. He was
on fire. Because you know Anderson, when he fought
in Pride, he was going to retire. And Big Nog
talked him into continuing. Crazy. How crazy
is that? He was going to stop fighting. There's
quite a few fighters that... that, especially
in jiu -jitsu, that come in, like Fabrizio Verdun,
for instance. He came in, he didn't have any
striking, so he had mixed success. But do you
know how he came in? No, no, but let me finish.
He didn't have any striking. No, none. And he
was fighting like hoists in the early days, but
he could have easily just said, fuck it. I'm
just going to teach jiu -jitsu. I don't need
to do this shit. But Fabrizio stuck it out. And
little by little, his striking became pretty
dangerous. And he started head -kicking people.
So good, bro. He could have easily, after two
or three fights, said, you know what? I'll teach
jiu -jitsu. I don't need to do this shit. But
Fabrizio was flying sidekick to him in the face.
First move. Opening round. Jumping flying sidekick
to the face. But Verdun was Crow Cop's jiu -jitsu
coach. And Crow Cop's the one that got him in
the MMA. That's right. He's got to be in the
GOAT category. Top three, Bubba. Because you've
got to think about, that guy tapped three all
-time legends. Fedor. Fedor. He triangled that
motherfucker. Noguera and Kane. That's crazy.
But remember, when he tapped out Fedor, it wasn't
like, you remember Fedor lost to Bigfoot Silva
after that, and we went on his losing streak?
No. He was the first one to fucking do it. And
he caught him in a triangle. Jiu -Jitsu, son.
Fedor had the scariest ground and pound. Jiu
-Jitsu. Yeah. Yeah, Verdum's a motherfucker.
Minotauro couldn't get a Fedor in a triangle.
Maybe best guard. And they fought a couple times,
right? Maybe best guard in the history of the
heavyweight division. Honorable mention, Frank
Mir. Mason Fowler. Verdum, number one. Yeah.
If Mason Fowler did MMA, he would have the greatest
guard. But in MMA, I mean, you've got to say
Verdum, number one. Best guard ever. Just for
the Fedor fight. Yeah, 100%. Crazy. Those legs,
man. They lock on. You got to remember Minotauro
triangled Mark Coleman. Remember that one? He
did. That was huge. But he couldn't do it to
Fedor. He couldn't do it to Fedor. It was prime
Fedor when Fabrizio fought him. Prime Fedor.
Fedor hadn't experienced any losses. He still
had the aura. Nobody thought he was beat. Still
had the aura. Dude. He had stopped Orlovsky.
Orlovsky was tuning him up. Remember that? Fucking
him up. He just got crazy. He got crazy. Threw
himself in the air and he got caught with a perfect
overhand punch. My brother. Yep. Where you going?
How dare you? You son of a bitch. Yeah, you probably
should because the TSA is still fucked up. Did
you hear that Elon Musk, he offered to pay for
all the government workers? He said he would
figure out. They won't let him, right? I don't
know. But he offered it. He offered it on X.
He said, I offer to pay for all these people
that are working. No, it's a move from the government,
so it puts pressure on them. It's nuts. It's
nuts. These motherfuckers play with our lives.
That should be open no matter what. It's spring
break. People are going on vacation. The thing
about the TSA workers, they're not balling, and
they don't get fucking paid. Exactly. Don't you
have supplemental money, all the money you spent
on USAID, doing transgender monkey studies? What
about the war? How many billions? How come you
don't have money to keep the fucking airports
open? That's crazy. These are blue -collar nine
-to -five people. I had a Sky thing today, and
he canceled this morning. You know what Skype
people walk you straight. Oh, yeah, that's a
great sir. You canceled it can't Why do you cancel
it can do it? All right, yeah You should be fine
with TSA. It's all fucking propaganda. I love
you. I love you, Joey All right, guys. Love you,
man. I love you, motherfucker. Travel safe. Bye.
Bye, companions. Stay black. Go, go. Stay black.
Brendan, stay in touch. Yes, sir. Love you. All
right, here we go. You got it, brother. Main
event time. Has Ibloev gotten into the ox gun
yet, or is he walking right now? No, he's walking
right now. Interesting that he had Ibloev walk
out second. I wonder how they made that decision,
because he's an England guy. That is weird. Yeah,
and LeRoy was undefeated, too. Maybe. Must be.
And then sometimes it just depends who walks
based off the red or blue. Who fucking knows?
But in England? He's the number one contender.
Yeah, he's ranked number one. One versus three.
Imagine that, and he sees Diego get that second
fight. Wow. He's like, this is, what is the ranking?
Listen, I like Diego, but the UFC pushes him
like a motherfucker. Well, they should. He's
a bad motherfucker. But give the guy a chance
to figure out how to beat. Volkanovski. It was
way too soon. It's way too soon. Volkanovski
knows what to do with him. He fought exactly
the fucking same thing. Cut off the octagon.
What the fuck are you doing? I don't think he
could. I don't think he developed more skill.
There's no way. There's no way. Volkanovski was
super confident going into that fight. You want
to know the smart thing? No fighter's ever going
to do this because you get a title shot, you
got to jump at it. But his team should have said,
mm -mm, mm -mm, let's wait. Push it. Is Khabib
going to be in the student's corner? No. I don't
think he fucks with that team. They're not from
the same team. Oh, they're not from the same
team. He's a problem, though. Dude is a problem
when it comes to grappling. He's a beast. He
looks like a problem. And he's a physical specimen.
And if he has to, like, his boxing's not terrible.
Like, his striking's better than, like, Khabib's.
Right, but you ain't going to see none of that
with Lerone. Lerone is too sharp. Oh. Too sharp.
Lerone is super tactical. So this guy's going
to try to take him down? 100%. Yeah, he'll shoot
from right away. I would imagine 100 % he tries
to take him down. Because Lerone catches people
coming in, too. He's sneaky. Like, he's real
fast, real technical. 145. 145 with arms like
that? Jesus Christ. He's got to be 160 right
now. He's a problem. Yeah. But whoever wins this
fight, it's such an interesting matchup for Volkanovski,
too. But now when I look at him, I believe that
1 ,500 push -ups. I still don't, but that's fine.
Look at the fucking build on this cat. You don't
believe that he could do 1 ,500 in an hour? I
was trying to compare other people. Mayweather
was claiming, which I don't know if it was 1
,300 in a day. So he would do sets of 100. Right,
but he doesn't look anything like this. Sure,
sure, sure. But if he's knocking out like a...
If he does 1 ,300, I mean, this dude is like,
he is super jacked. You'd do like 100 at a time
or something? Yeah. Right? Some people were saying
you'd have to do 60 consecutive sets of 25, which
is one every two and a half seconds for an hour
straight. 25 every two and a half seconds? One
push -up every two and a half seconds. Oh. Set
to 25. You have a minute to do 25 push -ups.
But how would you break it down with sets of
rest and all that? You don't have to. You have
to do it for 60 minutes straight. You don't get
rest? A minute to do 25. No, there's no rest.
So you do 25 quick. You could do that easy. And
then how much time do you break? You have to
start every minute 25. So a minute break? So
how much time would it take him to do 25? So
if you do 25 in 25 seconds, that's easy. He could
do that. Easy. And then you rest the rest of
that minute? And then you rest the rest of the
30 seconds and you bang out another 25. It is
possible. I don't know about easy. No, not easy,
but possible. That minute, 35 is getting scary.
No, 25 in 30 seconds is easy. To start? Yeah,
you could do that. But when you're about 40 minutes
in? But a guy in that kind of shape could bang
out 25 in 30 seconds for the first. you know
x amount of sets the problem is you get into
like the 30th that's what i'm saying 35 40 45
that's crazy he just said he was doing it was
a thousand to start it was a a different boxer
we got to see a video of it and i had there's
no video of even the other guy doing it he should
upload it who's the other guy uh i had it here
hold on He would do 1 ,000 a day, and he was
copying his. Interesting. Maybe he does. Those
Russians are built. 1 ,000 a day, that sounds
doable. It's 1 ,000 in an hour still. It is crazy,
though. I want to see it. And then jump ropes
after that. But he said 1 ,500, though. He didn't
even say 1 ,000. The rest of it's jump roping
after that. 1 ,000 I can fuck with. 1 ,500? That's
where I'm like, all right, but how long does
he jump rope for? Unless he can't, I want to
see it. This is what I was also not saying. These
quotes were coming out from his fight earlier
in the year, like a year ago, and they're getting
reposted all again right now, and no one's gone
to film him doing it. Jumping rope is oddly hard,
because it's very easy. Look at him. Bro, how
jacked he is. That guy's got some extra tendons.
That dude looks preposterous. Look at that shit
going on in between his tits. That's striation,
son. Yeah, that guy's fucking jacked. He's a
vicious grappler. Someone tried to do it and
got up to 730. But, I mean, how many times has
he stopped, guys? Even if he did 1 ,500? That's
his problem, why they're delaying his title shot,
because it's like the John Fitz shit. Even 1
,500 and 90 minutes would be insane. Think about
Piotr Jan and Marab Dwabisch -Willi. Decision.
Fucking amazing fight. Fucking amazing. But that's
not this. His stuff's not exciting. The decision
isn't the problem. It's the way he's winning
the decision. Striking is the problem. Everybody
wants people to strike. So why not have a Muay
Thai league? Tell me. Muay Thai with MMA gloves.
I mean, Zufa boxing is this thing that they're
doing? Yeah. I've been trying to sell Dana on
this. He's not having it. You don't listen to
me. I try to sell Dana on combat jiu -jitsu.
He's like, get crazy. As soon as I tell him,
he's like, you know. He sent me some good fights.
So I sent him every good fight that I find. Every
good fight that I find. Wild kickboxing fights.
And he's still not buying it? Masasaki Nori.
You know, I sent him all these fucking cats.
Yeah, good shit. All these cats. Just fucking
people up over there in one. I'm like, look,
man, this is exciting. Like, everybody loves
the stand -up fights. These guys have to stand
up. Yeah, that's all they do. They have to. No
one's having boring fights over there. No. It's
like somebody's missing out. Somebody should
do it. Somebody should have, like, a strike.
Other than one, like, some American -based promoter
should have, like, a big strike. Glory. What
about that? Glory was kickboxing. Glory's still
kickboxing. They had that for a while. Isn't
that what you're talking about? Kickboxing? Yeah,
but I'm talking about with MMA gloves, Muay Thai.
Yeah. I mean, you could do kickboxing. I'm down
for that, too. That's exciting, too. It's never
been big over here, though. Yeah, but it's just
because they didn't sell it right. It's not that
it's not exciting. What about bare -knuckle kickboxing?
Even those little tiny dudes were fucking awesome
to watch. There's bare -knuckle boxing. Here
we go. Here we go. Well, Jorge Masvidal's promotion.
I'm the commentator. Oh. Damn. I got a Dominican
Republic, April. Oh, boy. Have fun. Here we go.
Round one. Here we go. Let's see. Big head. Big
head. Don't fucking back on that cat. Yeah, he
is jacked. Maybe he can't do fucking 3 ,000 pushups.
Here we go. This is interesting because you do
not want to grapple with Yves Louevre and you
do not want to strike with Lerone. Such a contrast
in styles. And both undefeated. Such a good fight.
Bro, this better not be a stinker. But this is
a stinker, too. Oof. Yeah, it's going to be tough.
Oof. I wonder how that London crowd is. Usually
they're pretty bonkers. Oh, they're probably
hammered by now. Yeah. What time is it now? Well,
they're six hours ahead, right? Yeah, so it's
11. It's almost midnight. Black dude is English?
Yes. And you missed Eddie. He got shot in the
neck and in the face. On the street? Yep. What
caliber? No clue. Seems crazy. Crazy. I'm surprised
Evilove hasn't shot yet. He's going to get him
to the cage and shoot. He's definitely going
to eventually try. He's trying to get him to
commit and then he's going to shoot. That's all
he's doing. Well, he's still good at striking.
Yeah, that's the thing. Striking's not like,
you know, like Khabib back in the day. He's that
fight where he just strikes. It's a decision,
but... It would be fun to see Volkanovsky try
and figure this out. Yeah, it would be. Very
interesting. Yeah, that's why I'm all about it.
No way his dick's that big, right? They just
don't... That's hilarious. They just don't want
him to be the champ. No, we can't have that.
They don't want a guy winning decisions to be
the champ. And I think that's kind of crazy.
I think whoever's the champ should be the champ.
I know, but we're trying to do numbies, buddy.
I get it. But, like, come on. What are we? Is
this fighting with rankings? I mean, is there
skill sets and rules and judges? You're owned
by TKL, which owns the WWE. Yeah, but stop. Let
them fight. Fighting is fighting. Whoever is
number one should get the title shot. Agree?
I just think it has to be pure. If it's not pure,
if it's subjective... I think the UFC has to
be pure to stay on track. It should be pure.
Ooh, nice kick to the body by Ibleweth. That
was nice. That's the problem with not wanting
to be taken down. Every time the guy moves forward,
the real thing that you're worried about is the
takedown, and sometimes strikes sneak through
because of that. I wonder how long Evolo's going
to entertain this, though, Bubba. You don't want
to stay on here too long. You don't, but also
Lerone has not been that successful. No, he hasn't.
He hasn't done anything that hurt him or stopped
his progress. And Ibleweb is the one pushing
him. He didn't get in the cage and then shoot.
Maybe. He keeps going for that overhand. Yeah,
he's looking for shots, man. He's giving no indication
that he's trying to grapple. Not yet. He's backing
out of clinch range, you know? He can clinch,
but he backs out. It might be weird. Imagine
if his strategy was to try to knock Lerone out.
I hate that. It's like Patty striking with Justin.
Well, maybe he's like, look, I got to get some.
I think he's trying to loosen him up. I think
he's trying to loosen him up and then his start
going to work. It is five rounds. Yes. The guy
can do 15 ,000 push -ups in 30 minutes. Probably
isn't too worried about gassing out. Right. Damn,
though. His striking looks good. Yeah. And that's
the thing, though, with Lerone. He's always worrying
about the clinch and the takedown. It tightens
up your striking. Evolo's about to fuck around
and find out, though. He could. He got tagged
right there. Yeah, he's about to find out. I
bet he shoots soon. He's like, oh, that's a nice
low kick right there. He's starting to find the
timing. I'm going to get the fuck out of here.
Look at how he checked that low kick, right?
He looks good on his feet, man. I'm impressed.
Right hook. Left. He can't play this game too
much long. I don't know, man. Watch. But he's
doing it different than Pico, right? Yes. He's
like a lot of stutter steps. Pico is very reckless.
Yeah, no feints. Come speeding in. A lot of kicks.
And Murphy goes, he said this in the pregame
interview goes, pre -fight interview goes, I'm
just going to use aggression against him. He's
going to end up running into a shot. Like, Evolo's
too smart for that. He's not like over committing.
No, he's given a lot of looks. Calculated. Yeah.
Yeah, it's smart. Good check. Ooh, had an ankle
there for a second. Good feint. Towards the end
of the round. Oh, look at this. Spinning back
fist. Will you give that round to Iblo? Well,
he was pushing. Right. You know, and it didn't,
Lerone didn't land anything of significance.
But it's like, Iblo only lands a couple of shots.
He did land a good body shot. That's a tough
one to score. Yeah, real tough. But. The pressure
that he must be getting to try to finish fights
and strike with people must be nuts. I wonder
if those Russians give a fuck. Hey, wait a minute.
Is that Tiago Alves right there? Yeah. We were
just talking about him. Mike Brown's his coach.
Trains at ATT. Damn. You think he's getting pressure,
Joe? I mean, he must. He should have had a world
title shot a long time ago. But he might be like,
I don't give a fuck. I just keep winning. No,
no, no, no, no, no. They all want the title.
Because they would have gave him pressure fucking
four fights ago. All he does is decision guys.
Probably got to be nuts. Yeah. He's just trying
to win. Right? He just tries to win however he
can. And that's, unfortunately, his way of winning
is. Well, think about it. Homslot got pressure
in the DDP fight. He dominated him like, dude,
come on. Lay and pray. People hated it. People
hated that fight. Shit, Charles got shit for
the fucking. I know. People hated that fight.
Even Dana talked shit about that fight. Which
I can understand. I didn't. I appreciate it.
But I understand because when it's for the BMF
title. What do you want them to do? Fight like
an asshole? Come on. That's how you fight. That's
how you fight. But there's expectations on there.
You know what I'm saying? Don't call BMF. Then
it's just a fight. It's a fight. They're two
bad motherfuckers. Charles was better. Period.
That's the fight. I loved it. I enjoyed it. It
doesn't have to all be exciting to me. I liked
watching a guy being able to dominate a guy.
And I liked watching Max defend. Me too. The
fact that he was able to defend those chokes
in the first round. Insane. Respect. You know,
Max is a bad motherfucker, dude. Never quit.
No, he's the best, brother. Kept trying till
the end. They gave him his black belt after that.
I know. Ooh, bro. Eve Luev just got off a one
-two and a nice body kick. A little partially
blocked, but the fact that he even kicking the
arms like that. Because Lerone is not really
hurting him. Not getting him off of him. There's
a nice right hand. But very defensive, right?
Super defensive. Not really pulling that trigger.
Thinking that that shot is coming eventually.
I'll tell you one thing worse than being a...
Winning a decision via wrestling is winning a
decision via bullshit striking. UFC hates that.
I think rounds where nobody did anything significant,
it should be an automatic draw round. How are
you going to win that round? You didn't do shit.
Nobody did anything to draw. It's got to be clear
that someone... Oh, look at that. Lerone had
him up. Yeah, like, let's say, like, if less
than 40 strikes landed, the round is considered
a draw. Yes. Yeah. By each fighter. 100%. Not
40. 40's too high. That's a lot. You can fuck
somebody up with 40 strikes. Two dudes just dancing
around. Less than 10. There's some fights less
than 10. Some rounds. And Gano and Derek Lewis.
That was crazy. There's a ton of fights where
you see, like, two significant strikes. Yeah,
that fight. Oh, he blew up with a good overhand
right. He landed that. He landed that overhand
right. Ooh, nice jab. But fear evil pressure
on these guys right now is so big Oh, dude, cuz
you know, you're gonna touch on if you win, but
for evil. Oh, it's like you're getting this pressure
Hey, yeah, no one's telling you to strike with
it You're like the pressure would be get him
down and look for submission I think he's just
showing that he could stand with him as well.
And then eventually he's gonna get the opportunity
It means we're only in round two, right? And
he hasn't even taken a shot has even attempted
a shot nice low He got him in the calf there.
Is he's trying to lure? Murphy in, get his guard
down, then shoot? I mean, for sure. For sure,
he's trying to find an opening. I mean, it's
got to be part of the strategy, but it's also
opening strikes to him because Lerone is clearly
worried about that takedown attempt. Lerone usually
throws some wild shit, but he hasn't yet. I know.
He's spamming a lot of things. They aren't going
anywhere. It's interesting. It's just like he
doesn't want that distance where he blew up can
possibly take him down I feel like folks not
the Volkanovskis on such a different level than
these two. He does everything so fucking good
Looks like it now, but this is also because this
is a truly really evil high -stakes high -stakes
right agree So it's a sneaky fight. Oh nice kick
to the body to evil. I've had a few of those.
Yeah, we'll kick Oh, uppercut. Man, the takedown
was there. Bro, Yves Leweb is landing shots,
man. I think he's winning this round. Yeah, definitely
he's winning this round. Which is crazy because
it's just striking. Yeah, what a wild concept.
I know. Everybody thought that Lerone was going
to have a giant advantage on the feet, and it
just doesn't look like that. I'm sure Lerone
thought that, too. And now he's like, fuck. I
know. You never thought that Yves Leweb would
be outstriking him. And it's also, look at that.
Does he have any knockouts on his resume? No,
no, no. The white dude. No, sir, no. No knockouts.
The decision's his thing. Doesn't mean he can't
do it. No. The opportunity's there, but it's
not really his thing. He's not a good submission
artist either? He just likes to... Oh, he is
a good submission artist, but most of the time...
What is he like, like rear naked or arm triangles?
You know what? He just doesn't get a ton of finishes
anywhere. In the UFC, I don't think he's had
any. Oh, that's not good. No. How many UFC fights
has he had? Well, he almost got tapped by Diego.
Diego Lopez had him a couple of times. And who
won that fight? He did, but I don't agree with
it because I felt like Diego was the one that
put him in danger. Those submission attempts,
they need to count for more. Prior to, he had...
One tail by punches, rear naked choke. Another
renegade choke, another renegade choke. That's
an M1. Another renegade choke. But you see when
he plays with the big boys, first UFC fight,
decision, decision, all decisions. All fucking
decisions. That's why the UFC's like, buddy,
we can't be having this, son. Okay. Damn. All
decisions. Yeah. But it's interesting because
he's the one moving. Look, it connects. He's
the one moving forward. He beat Rafael Diaz by
punches. Bro, he just cracked him again with
an uppercut. he's getting the better of these
exchanges. It's very interesting. Good round
for Iwiluwe. Well, you wonder how much Strike
and Murphy did, because I'm sure the focus of
the camp was takedown defense and wrestling,
and they get in there. And that's why I think
fucked up Max Holloway, too, because with Charles,
he's probably like, it's BMF. It's BMF. Really?
I think so. Because Max typically has pretty
good takedown defense. I think he was like, yeah,
we're fucking hanging. I think Oliveira is that
good. I think he's fucking good. The way he was
hoisting Max in the air and slamming him to the
ground. He does that to a lot of people, man.
He gets double underhooks on you. You're in a
bad spot. He took down Chandler. Charles is a
bad motherfucker. What do you do next with him?
He's strong as fuck. You know what you do next?
You do Armand Charles for five rounds. Because
if you remember when they fought, it was three.
Armand beat him. But that last round. That was
another one where I felt like you should have
given it to Charles. Because Charles got near
submissions a couple of times. And at the end.
And Armand didn't really have a position where
he was almost winning. Charles almost won a couple
of times in that fight. I want that rematch.
Five rounds. Winner gets to decide. I like that.
I was talking about fighting Conor. Conor got
one over me. He was talking about coming back.
I'm coming off a loss. I just want to cut weight.
I don't want to cut weight. We could do it at
any weight. Just about getting it back. That's
it. That's the fight. Let him fight at 170. That
would be massive. No takedowns. 170, no weight
cut, no takedowns. I like it. BMF on the line.
Let's go. Well, it wouldn't be on the line. It
wouldn't be the BMF. Dude, the BMF isn't real.
Like a new BMF? Dude, The Rock made up the BMF.
He invented it? No. Yeah, he did. No, he didn't.
Yes, he did. No. Look it up. No. The Rock invented
it. He handed it to him. Is it his idea? I'm
pretty sure he's like, BMF. I'm pretty sure means
he don't know. That's hilarious. Pretty sure
the fucking actor The Rock made up BMF. That's
hilarious. Yeah, BMF is a weird one. The good
thing is the boys still get paid like it's a
title fight, though. That's the good thing about
BMF. But that's why there should be more weight
classes. So guys can make more money. It's crazy
that on Paramount, they'll get a good close -up
shot of the belt. And it says, bad motherfucker.
You would think they would have blurred that
out. Oh, look at this. Here it is. Oh, shit.
Get him down. Plenty of time. Oh, shit. Back
to his feet, though. Now it's on. It's a whole
different fight now. He's just going to be attached
to his ass right here. He said Nate Diaz made
up the belt? That's what it says. It says he
coined the phrase. Well, no. BMF? Post -fight
interview. Oh, interesting. And The Rock just
handed the belt out? Yeah. The whole thing's
fake, so that's cool. Damn, he let it go. Look
at that. But he did ragdoll him for a bit and
let him know, this shit's real. Damn. I'm shocked
he let it go. Khabib would have never let that
go. No. No, no, no. Khabib was a finisher. Well,
you know, you got to remember the Conor fight
lasted more than one round. I mean, these guys,
they want to cook you. True. And if he got them
down in this round and we're only in the second,
that's a good sign for... We're in the third
now. Oh, this is the third. That's right. The
people commenting on Twitter have a 2 -0. Nut
shot. For Yves Lefebvre. No, for Murphy. Really?
Interesting. Now, it might be British tweeting
that, so you never can take those things too
seriously. God, I thought the second round. I
have it 1 -1. That was a clean nut shot right
there. That should be an automatic point. Oh,
damn. You know, I once proposed an idea to, when
I worked for the UFC and the production crew,
I said, why don't you make the ultimate nut shot
highlight? And they shot it down. They thought
it was the dumbest thing ever. I was like, dude.
Can you imagine that? The best eye poke. No,
we can't have that. Eye pokes and groin shots
should be an automatic point. But you know when
there's a nut shot on the UFC and then the guy's
resting and then they show the replay? Everybody
in the audience goes, oh! You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying? When Cody Garber was
throwing up? It was crazy. He brought a bucket
into the octagon. He hit in the nuts and threw
up. How about Gilbert Ivel versus, was it Vanderlei
Silva, Pride 11? He got kicked in the nuts, and
his nut was hanging outside of his cup. So it
wasn't like a nut shot pain. It was like my nut
got crushed. And that was the end of the fight.
He didn't recover. It was over. Gilbert was a
savage back in the day. It was over. That happened
to me once in a Taekwondo fight. Your nut got
caught outside the cup? My nut got caught out
by the cup. My nut swole up. Oh, God, dude. Didn't
something happen in jiu -jitsu where you pissed
blood for a while? Yeah. Yeah, I was rolling
with Einstein, and I didn't have a cup on. He
went to pass my guard by slicing his knee through,
and he hit me dead on the dick. Oh. Just like
center punched my dick. That was horrible. You
were pissing blood? Oh, yeah. I jerked off to
see if I could still, if my dick was broken.
Because I was thinking whether I should treat
it like a nose, where it's like it's just broken.
No, I was like, it's just bleeding. Let it just
bleed. Or should I treat it like I'm bleeding
from an organ? Yeah. Go to the doctor right now.
And I was like, well, let's see if it works.
Gross. And it worked. It worked. It was so gross.
I shot it into the toilet bowl. Was there any
blood in the nut? 100%. Oh, shit. There was blood
in my piss. There was blood in the nut. Was it
like 20 % blood, 80 % nut? It was a little bit.
It was concerning. It just went away? It just
went away. Yeah. It was so dumb. I was like,
if I wake up in the morning and it's really hurting,
I'm going to go to the doctor. And it didn't.
So I was like, okay. That's bro science. Was
there bruising on the shaft? No. That was internal.
It got smushed. It got literally, like, flattened.
It's like the knee just, like, that was the last
time I ever rolled without a cup. I'll tell you
that, dog. You know, a couple fucking Popsicle
sticks and some athletic tape would have fixed
that shit. I always talk about those MMA shorts
from Diamond MMA. Those are the shit. Compression
shorts with that cup that is, like, perfectly
contoured with the right amount of cushion on
the edge. That's the shit. That thing, it doesn't
restrict your movement at all. And that compression
shorts really hold it in place. I fucking hate
cups, though. But really, the best one is the
Thai steel cup, because it hurts if you hit it.
But you gotta wear it like a thong. Yeah, it
sucks. It goes up your asshole. Yeah, they should
make it hurt real bad. They should put, like,
spikes on the outside, so if you want to kick
the balls, you're gonna fuck your foot up. I
wonder if anybody ever takes one of them Thai
steel cups and puts it in compression shorts
like that. For sure. That would be the move.
That's the move. Get a steel cup the shape of
those diamond ones. It would hurt when you kicked
and stuff. It would irritate the shit out of
you. But the diamond one doesn't hurt at all.
It offers perfect protection. But the steel one
sucks. Remember Amir Renovati? Yes. Amir used
to wear his Thai steel cup in practice. One time
he mounted me and stuck it in the middle of my
chest, and I almost tapped just from him mounting
me. All the pressure? Oh, it was horrible. He
was tapping me with his dick. Arm bars are evil,
too, when you've got steel cups. Evloev just
got off a good combination at the end of that
round. It looks like he cut him. He cut him.
Who cut who? Evloev cut Lerone. Right there.
Over the left eye. Yeah, he got off a good combination.
Oh, that's a bad cut, dude. It's above the eye,
so it's a nightmare. That's a bad cut, dude.
That's a big one, man. That's a whole eyebrow
cut. He looks concerned. Jamie, are they staying
on the cans? Who's winning? I don't hear anything.
Word. Interesting. I was looking at Twitter trying
to see stuff. So here it is. Look at this. Boom!
Oh, that was a nice one. He could be injured?
Just because he's not going for any takedowns.
No, they're just silly. He went for that one
takedown. He looked fucking great. Look, he's
landing combinations here, man. That's crazy.
Who would have thought that Ivo would have been
the one pressing Lerone up against the cage,
teeing off on him, and cutting him. So three
rounds down, you've got to go 2 -1 probably,
right? I would. 2 -1 Ivo. Or it could be 3 -0.
Yeah. It could be. Because that first round could
have gone to anybody. That's a bad placement
for a cut now. I felt like that second round
was the one that made me think Ivo had won that
round. Me too. And that third round, especially
at the end there. Popping that cuts a problem
man a horrible spot for it's also he's been getting
touched too It's not like he's not getting hit
that cut. He's getting touched. Oh That kick
to the old take a fucking point, dude At this
point you gotta take another fucking warning.
I don't understand this. I wouldn't be surprised
if the fights over Him going don't be like that.
He got cut now. He got cut And now he's on his
knees? How dare you, Eddie? Oh, I mean, that's
right on the big dick. Right on there. Right
on there. Yeah. Oh, my God. We need highlights
of that. Oh, he's still down. Everybody's going.
He still downholed his nuts. If that doesn't
deserve to lose a point, I don't know what the
fuck does. It changes the dynamic of the fight.
100%. You can't just issue a warning for that.
I think it's over. I feel like nut shot, eye
poke. One point, one point. Grab the fence, one
point. 100 % Joe. And if you do that, I promise
you, it will all stop. Stop everything. John's
not poking guys in the face. Cyril Kahn's not
poking guys. Because if it's changing you winning
the fight, they're like, fuck this. They're going
to be way more cautious. Exactly. Fuck, dude.
You ever seen the odds of when he's up? After
you get hit in the nuts? He's alright. Winning
the fight? It's not good. It's not good. Not
good. It weakens you so much. Oh, dude. Yeah,
is there a stat on there? There he goes. One
point. Yeah, there's a stat. One point. It's
not good. Most people lose. Most people lose.
After a nut shot. Yep. You would think. Yeah,
you think about getting kicked in the nuts. One
point. Yes. One point. That's my guy. One point.
He's on my face, too. Yep. Yeah. Mark Goddard's
solid as fuck. Two nut shots. Yeah, you gotta
take a point. He should be one. Is he ready?
Damn, take that time. Just sick to his stomach,
too. Take that time. Only a minute 30? Take a
little more time, man. Oh, he's mad. Ooh, maybe
he'll fight better. Maybe there's a light of
fire in his ass. Maybe we'll try to tee off on
him now. What percentage of guys that got kicked
in the balls won the fight? It's low. I think
it's like 40%. Wow. Interesting. Almost 50. I
mean, that's kind of like there's no... Well,
eye pokes too, man. So many guys are fighting
with one eye where they literally can't see.
They're compromised. Whoa! Lerone caught him
with a nice right hand there. That was a nice
right hand. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Get up.
Back up to his feet. Quickly, quickly. That was
nice. Damn, he's not even trying to take him
down. Damn, that's that bully beatdown punch.
He's not even trying. I think it's going to spell
trouble for evil in the end. If you don't fuck
around, find out. Well, the more Lerone is confident
that he can get back up, the more he's confident
he can avoid the takedown and get back up. Then
he can start letting loose. Or he might be thinking,
damn, this guy's not even trying to take me down.
He wants to strike. That's even scarier. Yeah,
but I think it's hindering his flow, his striking.
Oh, they both connected there. Bro evil of his
no jokes on oh he looked for that spinning elbow.
He's way out of line spinning elbow to the body
No, I've never seen that I've never seen that
Okay, I Mean it's technically possible if someone's
that tight to you and you don't have access to
the head, but you would always try Oh Probably
his face is pretty you know of this fucking solid.
Yeah, he's leaking out of his nose It looks like
yeah that shot him more. It's hard to say cuz
it might be just coming down from his eye. Yeah
That's right, but he won by points in a fight
that he was losing who's that Cody Garbrandt
That was the one we threw up in the that was
recently that was two points. I was like a week
or two. Yeah Oh Seals around so it's like an
even round So far it's even round. He lost the
point, but let's see if he chooses now cuz we're
in the fourth to try to hold him down Oh Either
way, that's right around. I'll tell you what
though Murphy getting those feet pretty fucking
good. Oh shit. Did you see that? That was a great
takedown. He's just got to put the seatbelt on
and secure that he's Gotta put the seatbelt on
he's punching him in that left eye as well Interesting.
Yeah, you can't win like this. Talking about
Murphy can't? Yeah. No. Trying to get back up?
Uh -uh. He's got to. And now that he's up, if
he separates, he's got to make something big
happen. Yeah, he needs to take some chances now.
Because he could lose this fight. But this is
usually how Evil O fights. Like, you usually
get fucking 25 minutes of this. That's also when...
Oh, nice hook to the body. And a right hand up
top. It's like the fucking dude is dangerous
everywhere right now. Yep. Ooh, nice kick to
the body. Who's the striking trainer? Is it Tiago
Alves? Evolo? Yeah, he's in that camp. So Mike
Brown. He's in that camp. Yep. I don't know who
their main striking coach is, though. I'm sure
they have a bunch of them over there. I mean,
that's a super camp. Yeah, it's a super camp.
That place is crazy. I want to go. Oh! Nice right
hand over the top. Big shot. The run's getting
close now. Yes. They're in tight. Yep. But also,
like, he's got to be a little tired. Has to be
from defending those takedowns. Yeah, man. All
that grappling. He just needs to open up. And
it's the fourth round. Yeah, he needs to open
up. And he's been backing up the entire fight.
You've got to risk getting taken down. And he
kind of leaned into the fence, too. Oh, that's
not good. Oh, that's not good. When you kick
and go straight to your back, that's not good.
Not good. And then he didn't get up quick, either.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's exhausted,
dude. He's exhausted. Yeah, it's trouble. Ooh.
And then this is going to make you more tired.
Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Seatbelt. Back
up, though. I'm telling you, man. It's impressive
how he's been able to get back up. It is. I don't
like how he went down. No, how he didn't scramble
back up. He didn't scramble back up quickly.
It's almost like he was accepting the position
a little bit to get a break. That's usually a
bad sign. He just ate a right hand. Yep. He needs
to accept again, take it down, start letting
loose. It's very impressive that you blew up
stand -up. Yeah, going toe -to -toe with Murphy.
Because it's like it makes the take take down
much more of a threat because it's not like look
at that uppercut It's not like it's a picnic
standing up. It's a problem. Yeah, I Also think
for the judges too because he's getting less
takedowns. It shows more dominance if that makes
sense. It's a bigger moment Boy, the runs in
a bad spot right now. It's tired cut up. Yeah,
he's exhausted eyes bad That's the thing that
a grappler will do to you. They just wear you
the fuck out Do you remember when Khabib fought
Edson and it was in the first round? Edson had
this look in his eyes like, I don't know if I
can do this. What the fuck? It was that 1 ,000
-yard stare like, oh, my God. How did that fight
end? Oh, Khabib just beat the shit out of him.
Decision? I don't remember. I don't remember
if he stopped him or if he just beat him up for
three rounds. Decision? Decision. But it was
like a mauling. It was a mauling. But that was
the difference between Khabib and a lot of these
guys now is he would break you. Even though he'd
go decision. Buddy, by the time that bell rang,
guys were like, thank God. Yeah, they look like
they're about to die. He would make you pay.
Yeah, with them, it's like, you know, you're
probably going to get taken down. You're probably
going to get clenched on. Fuck trying to stand
up. Attack them off your guard. Fuck it. You
know, that's how I was training Tony. Like, let's
fuck spending the whole time trying to get a
defensive stand -up. You're going to get a stand
-up, yeah. Accept it and let's go. Let's go to
work. Let's go to work. That's like Nate Diaz's
strategy. Yeah. His strategy is like, you want
to take me down? Let's go. I'll play jiu -jitsu
on the ground. Why try to stand up the whole
time? You're going to lose. You can't stand up
against Khabib. Fifth round. Boy, I don't know.
Laurent's got to do something spectacular. He
needs a knockdown or something. Ooh, nice low
kick. He's trying. These guys online are saying
Murphy has a lead. 39 -36 Murphy heading the
final round. I don't see it that way. I feel
like we've been watching pretty fucking close.
I wonder why they think that. I guess Murphy
the first, not the second, not the third. Fourth
was a draw. Fourth was not a draw. Oh, wait a
minute. It was because of the nut shot. Yeah,
because of the nut shot. So you got a draw on
the fourth. So it's even. So it's like an even
fight. Right. That makes it interesting. Then
you could see Lerone walking away with this because
of that point. Oh, down again. If he even survives
now because he's exhausted at this point. Maybe
now Mosvar can finally finish somebody. If he's
tired enough. That would be a big deal if he
could finish Lerone. That's what he needs. Lerone's
doing a good job of defending. He really is.
Hammer fist to the head, though. Oof. He's got
to let go. That bleeding. Oh, my God. He's leaking.
He's leaking bad now. Ramby. Yeah, it's just
like the superior grappling of Iblouev's on display.
On display. I mean, that top pressure is no joke.
Head arm. Oh, there it is. There it is. There
it is. The other side. Stick to that. He told
his corner his hip is hurt. Murphy did. Oh, no.
In between rounds. Which round do you know? I
think the last one. Oh, no. Yeah, this is a wrap.
This is a wrap. Yeah, but if your hips hurt from
getting fucked up, it's like, yeah, you're in
a fight, Bubba. I know, but he might have something
torn where he can't throw kicks or something.
If he gets up, gets out of this, and knocks him
out, that would be insane. Insane. A lot of time
left. Not even half of the round. you imagine
if he does it like oh he's ragdolling now though
dude he's ragdolling now this is a classic evo
fight right yes this is usually how they look
just beating you up on the cage and constantly
dragging it look at larone so tired yeah his
face was like he's not backing off the oh he
did back off the game he feels really confident
with the striking remember he needs to let loose
on the feet here But again, if his hips hurt
and he can't throw those kicks. And then it affects
your punching too. Head kicks and then it's over.
Boom. That would be the greatest comeback. Oh.
Oh, he's looking for bombs. Oh. Good read. He
does that. duck like he's trying to take you
down. He throws that overhand. I like how Mozart
does it in fucking board shorts, too. You don't
see those a lot. The problem with them is people
can grab them. There shouldn't be anything someone
can grab. Well, you should not be able to grab
clothing. It's very simple. But people do it
sometimes. It should be illegal. It is illegal.
Guys still do it. Occasionally guys do it. It
should be out of the equation. You can kick just
as good in those tights. Yeah, the board shorts
look as weird. That was a good right hand by
Lerone. That's what Khabib rocked, too, though.
Those have to be the longest shorts you've seen.
Yeah, but good luck grabbing Khabib's shorts.
That's what he wants. Yeah. Good, we're grappling
now. Yeah, you're close. Oh. The thing is, like,
Evil Web is the one that's pushing it. Yeah.
You know what I mean? Now Lerone is. I just got
to realize it's do or die. I wonder how this
is scored. Ooh, he tried for that elbow. I wonder
how this is being scored. Oh, dragged him down
again. Shit's over. I mean, I have evil of winning
two, three, five. Yeah. Four's a draw. Murphy
won the first. If that. Yeah, exactly. That's
never good. Oh, boy. Just dragging him down.
Dude, he throws a triangle on him. That would
be crazy. Oh, he's trying to sweep him. Oh, he's
stepping over. He's trying to get over that leg.
He's going to mount him. At the very least, he's
never getting back up. Put that seatbelt in and
take the back. Impressive he got up, though.
That's fucking impressive. Very impressive. He's
got one second. Boom, it's over. That's a wrap.
That's a wrap. Evolo tried to make it exciting.
He definitely did. He definitely did. He tried
his best. He's a motherfucker, man. Yeah, he's
a real problem. So, Lerone's on his back touching
his hip now. Yeah, there's no way he won, dude.
There's no way. Right? Laying down in the octagon
after the fight. Holding your hip. Here's the
problem. If you have a hip issue, we should fucking
get in that Volkanovski fight anytime soon. Dude,
you gotta stand up and raise your fucking hand.
What are you doing? Unless it's... Can't lay
down? Minor. I mean, it could just be a tear,
a slight tear in a muscle. Who knows? Give me
a ways to well, we'll fix that shit. Hip's a
problem, though, man. Hip's a problem. You fuck
your hip up. All your power comes from there.
Yeah. You know, Dustin was telling me that he
had his hip resurfaced and he couldn't use it
for eight weeks. Couldn't put any weight on it
at all. What the fuck's resurfaced? Apparently
the way his hip was shaped, they had to go in
and reshape his hip and then put a bunch of micro
abrasions in there because his hip was like fucking
up his labrum. Oh, wow. Yeah. He'd gotten stem
cells at one point in time. That helped him a
lot. But then it just kept getting bad in camps.
And then eventually he had to get resurfaced.
I didn't finish the whole show with him, but
he was great. It's hard. He was great. It's hard.
You know, he's still fairly young. He's Jack
now. I know. He looks great. I mean, he wanted
to do a boxing match with Diaz in Zufa Boxing.
And they said, nah, keep him separate. UFC's
not into any crossovers. I get that. I kind of
get it, but isn't it fun? Isn't that a fun fight?
Yeah. Do you like numbies? Is Zufa boxing, is
that a Fertittas thing? Yeah. Well, not Fertittas.
Well, it's Dana's thing. It's Dana's thing. Has
nothing to do with Lorenzo or Frank at all? I
don't believe so. I don't think so. No, it's
a TKO thing. I don't believe they have any stake
in the UFC anymore, right? No, Fertittas are
out. No, but since it's called Zufa, I thought
that was a Fertittas thing. They sold the name.
They sold the name. With the business. I mean,
Eve Luev won the decision. There you go, boys.
Damn, we're three and a half hours in. Mm -hmm.
Well, you got a bunch of fucking decisions, dude.
MVP, Riley, this. I know. Tough. That was still
an awesome fight, though. That was a great fight.
Yeah. The MVP one was the real problem. But you
nailed it. It's a matchmaking issue. You can't
have a guy who knows the puzzle. Come on, man.
Did you get a shit fight? Yeah. That was not
good. Not good. Poor MVP. Yeah. Still love him.
Oh, look at that uppercut. The Iblouev thing
was very impressive. The fact that he was able
to stand with him was very impressive to me.
Look at that right hand. Aren't you excited to
see him fight Volkanovski? Yes. Volkanovski is
a tough puzzle to solve. How the fuck can he
wrestle? So is that who he's going to get? Yes.
They said whoever wins this gets Volkanovski?
God, I hope so. It is. God, I hope so. Yeah,
it is. I hope they don't fuck him again. Like
Daniel Lopez just won. After this, though? After
this? No, they can't. They can't. Number one
versus number three? It has to be. It has to
be. He's what, 20 in a row? Something's terrible
in the world. No, it's for sure the title shot.
And Volkanovski wants to fight the winner, too.
White House lawn, let's go. Give the man a couple
months off. We're only in March. It's in June.
It's true. Come on, spice that card up, baby.
I feel like they're going to do something for
it, right? I think that's it. I think that's
the card. I think they only want to have a certain
amount of fights. They don't want to have one
of them six -hour deals. I don't think they can
either. Yeah, they probably have a small window
of time to operate while the fucking jets are
flying overhead and all the... Yeah, the White
House is like, wait, how long are 15 fights?
You get six. Get the fuck out of here. No one's
trying to watch this for fucking six hours. Yeah.
It's wild they're even doing it at the White
House. It's kind of nuts. Yeah. But it shows...
How much Trump is into the UFC? Because it would
not happen if it wasn't for Trump. Trump is making
it happen. It wouldn't happen if Dana and Trump
weren't friends. If they should have asked Biden,
he would have said yes. He wouldn't know what
he was saying yes to. Oh, that's where he hurt
his hip there. That sucks. Oh, was it that spinning
elbow to the bottom? Yeah, he slipped. Probably
the torque on that hip flexor. Okay, that makes
sense. That's a bad one. Well, hopefully it's
just a muscle pull and nothing crazy. Because,
again, you tear something in your hip, that's
a real hard one to come back from. Like when
Dustin was saying he couldn't put any weight
on his leg for eight weeks. That's two months
of doing nothing. You have to walk around in
crutches for two months. But Dustin, he's doing
some commentating for the UFC, right? He's doing
some analyst work? Desk stuff, yeah. He likes
that. He's got a lot of businesses. He's a smart
kid, yeah. He's got a lot of shit going on. Diamond
Hot Sauce is great. But he still loves it, you
know. That's what's tough when you have that
dog in you and then you're selling hot sauce.
It's his identity, you know, for so long. He
was one of the best fighters in the UFC forever.
Yeah, what do you do? I don't know. I fucking
get it, man. Well, let's wrap this up. Let's
wrap it up. Alrighty. Fun times. I just want
to say before we wrap up, all that podcast that
you did with Aaron Siri on vaccines. Crazy. So
whatever you think about vaccines, watch that
and then ask yourself, do you think it's the
same exact formula with pet vaccines? Because
it's like a... Vets getting kickbacks, doctors
getting kickbacks. It's all the same thing. Do
you know that they used to inject pets with vaccines
in their neck and they stopped doing that in
the scruff? Because they usually put any medicine
stuff in the scruff. But they stopped doing it
in the scruff and started doing it in the arms
because there was a lot of vaccine -induced sarcomas,
like tumors. And if you get a tumor in your neck,
you're fucking dead. But if you get a tumor in
your arm, they just chop the arm off. Oh, God,
dude. That's why they shoot pet vaccines in the
limbs. Because there might be a tumor that forms,
and they could just chop off the leg. Think about
that shit. Watch that Aaron Seary podcast on
JRE, and it's the exact same racket in the pet
world. Joe, who was the guy you had on? He was
driving me fucking nuts. He was smart, and I
liked him. He was talking about Epstein, but
he kept kind of defending it. Oh, Michael Schellenberger.
And I was like, buddy? He was like, well, you're
just jumping to conclusions there. It's like,
well, you are too, though, dude. Yeah, whether
he killed himself or, like, was it a suicide?
Did he kill himself? And then you were like,
the cameras were down. He's like, cameras go
down all the time. It was very weird. Well, now
you're making an exception for that, dude. Yeah,
it was very weird. Yeah, that was weird. That
was driving me fucking bonkers. I was driving.
I'm like, this dude's about to piss me off, man.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't get that. I don't
understand that. He's rational about most things,
but that one was a weird one. He's like, the
cameras go down all the time. It's like, okay.
Sometimes people form an opinion and they stick
with it. But he seemed like a smart dude. That's
why I don't understand why guys do that. I mean,
I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. Me too.
I'm trying to be very charitable. And you were
like, the guards fell asleep too. He's like,
that happens all the time. I'm like, buddy, listen
to yourself. The cameras go down. The guards
fall asleep. They leave him by himself. The guy
before him tried to kill him, and he was a cop
killer. All this is just normal to you? I know.
And he was like, yeah. Even though when I was
saying that he said the cop tried to kill him,
he was like, no, he tried to kill himself. I'm
like, how the fuck do you know? How do you know?
He said that his cellmate tried to kill him.
His cellmate was a contract killer. His cellmate
was a big, giant fucking jack dude who had killed
four people, who was a drug -dealing cop. And
then his rebuttal that he goes, yeah, but he's
in max security. There's really bad guys in there.
It's like, no, I know, dude. But they paired
him up with Epstein. Not only that, it's who
was representing that guy, Tartaglione. There's
like some shadiness to who was representing him
was also connected to the case. And didn't the
guard get money? Yeah. There's really three.
There's only three possibilities. Either he did
commit suicide. He got murdered, or he faked
his death. The faked his death is interesting
because the prostate thing, like they said that
he had a prostatectomy in the files. He was talking
to a doctor, and he said, you had your prostate
removed. He said, yes. He's like, well, you need
to take erectile dysfunction drugs to get an
erection because you don't have a prostate. He
says, correct, I don't have a prostate. So he's
saying this in the emails. And then in the autopsy,
they said they had an unremarkable prostate.
Which I said was the last thing I ever wanted
anybody to say about my prostate. Yeah, I don't
want that. Unremarkable. Like, it's like, that
was a nice one. He's dead as fuck, but yeah,
it was a sweet prostate. So they removed his
prostate, but yet in the autopsy, it says he
has a prostate. And it doesn't even say it's
enlarged. Like, they had to remove it. And did
Ghislaine Maxwell also, like, I don't think he
killed himself. Bro, who fucking knows? I'm going
to lean on he faked his death. Did you see that
Joe Kent interview with Tucker? Where Joe Kent,
the guy that just resigned, was saying that they
told him to stop investigating the Charlie Kirk
assassination? You told Tucker that? No, Joe
Kent told him that. Told Tucker that. Told Tucker
that they told him, Joe Kent, who was a high
-level intelligence guy, to stop investigating
the CIA. Stop investigating whether the... Stop
looking into it? That's a Freudian slip right
there. That he was... Whatever happened to him.
Stop looking into the death. What the fuck? They've
got it. They'll take care of it. Get out of here.
That's some JFK shit. It's weird. The whole thing's
weird. There's so much weird shit with the files.
There's weird shit with everything. There's no
way you know exactly what's going on. No one
does. Nobody does. But I just don't like when
people just go, ah, come on, dude. I know. It's
like, am I? Because when I add all this up, you
just keep throwing that out. These are big things.
How does he not have extra guards 24 -7 watching
over him? How do you let some just regular guard
watch over the highest profile? Also, to your
point, when he was saying he was suicidal, he
tried to kill himself, it's like, okay, let's
say that's true. I don't believe that, but let's
say it's true. Wouldn't you make sure there's
guards so he can't kill himself? Right. A high
profile. But also, when he says... that, oh,
he was trying to kill himself. Like, no, his
guard tried to kill him. He's like, no, he tried
to commit suicide. How the fuck do you know?
I know. And he's like, maybe he just said that
so he could be alone. Like, or maybe the guy
actually, the killer, tried to kill him. And
no one's saying anybody knows anything for sure,
but to say, to strike down, like, anything's
possible. Ridiculous. But also, it was Volkanovski.
Oh, he's doing it. But the one thing that drove
me nuts, too, is in that when the email, when
he goes, yeah, I'm out that late. She goes, yeah,
you know, there's this guy sending kids to an
island to have sex with him. And he goes, it's
me. He goes, he joked around all the time. It's
like, buddy, what the fuck is going on here?
That's not a joke. That's not something anybody
jokes around about. I wanted to grab him. She
almost fainted when I told her that person was
me. And he goes, he was a jokester. He's a prankster.
How do you know? How the fuck do you know? All
right. Alright, my bad. Had to say that. Love
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