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Yeah. Because I have to, I gotta post it. Did

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I, I, I... Are we live? It's confirming, it's

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up. I don't see it yet in the feed. Where would

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I see it? Alright, here we go. Nope. It's live.

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Where do I find it? We're alive, allegedly. But

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I can't find out where it is on my YouTube app.

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So how do people find it? JoeRogan .com slash

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live. What are we doing? YouTube .com slash JoeRogan

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slash live. Oh, is that what it is? So it's a

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different channel? It's always been that. Oh.

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I always thought it sent people to the powerful

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JRE channel. We have both. Oh, okay. I just don't

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see it. Do you guys see it in your app? I take

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your... I trust you. It's just not showing up

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in my app. I wanted to give people a link. Oh,

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there we go. Oh, I saw it for a second. Nope,

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that's Mark Norman. It says latest videos. Live.

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Hold on. Live? No, we're not. I clicked on live

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and it's not us. I'll show you what I'm seeing.

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Can you send me a link? I'm trying to look. I'm

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confused too now. I think we're live. Don't say

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anything retarded. It says we're live. Do you

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see it on YouTube? This is just on the back end.

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This is what I have. This is what it looks like.

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That says live. It says end stream. It's been

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live for two minutes. Okay. This is so stupid.

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I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out. Hold

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on. They changed this too since you've lost on

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it. Well, the weird thing is it's just not showing.

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It's like, how would anybody find it? Are we

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shadow banned? That's the grand conspiracy. Have

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we been shadow banned from our own channel? That's

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as we're going. All right. We're recording either

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way, right? Yes, we are. I am recording as a

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backup. Let's figure it out. And text me a link

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when it's up. We'll do it live. Fuck it. We'll

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fucking do it live. Fuck it. Joey Diaz, what

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are you doing over there? Math. What's going

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on? Math. Boys. What's up, beautiful? Let's go.

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What's up, boys? We don't have to go to England.

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This is a good fight, though. I feel like Lerone

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Murphy is the one guy that got completely left

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out of that conversation. It didn't make any

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sense to me. Which conversation? The conversation,

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like, who fights next for the title? Like, he

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wasn't, like, Alexander Volkanovsky talked about

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him. He said, I'll probably see you next. He

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wanted him. He wanted him. And he starched Aaron

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Pico with, like, a crazy spinning back elbow.

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Dude, so good. Undefeated. And he was just like,

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nah, Diego Lopez. It just was unlisted. It wasn't

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public for some reason. Oh, how dare they. Is

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that us? Our fault? Okay. I don't see it. up

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there it is okay it popped up all right let me

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share this you guys talk for a second so what's

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up with the white house card the white house

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card i've i've been pretty i've been going pretty

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hard in the pain on it and here's the thing it's

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a great card that's that's where people get it

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twisted it's a great it's an amazing card it's

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not the best card that we've ever seen. And we

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were told it was supposed to be the best. That's

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my issue. That's a Trump thing. We're going to

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have the best fights, ninth world title. He can't

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help himself. It was Trump, but Dana said that

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too. He went on Pat McAfee's show and was like,

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this is going to blow the sphere out of the water.

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It's going to be the best card you've ever seen.

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It's like... Yeah, well, so so he's in it who's

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in it. Well, there's Cyril gone versus Alex Perrera.

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That's your that's your co -main term heavyweight

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title. That's not a rematch. Is it? No. No It's

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a great fight first time twisted for prayer.

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It's a great car. That's the thing It's a great

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card. The issue is is like say before went live

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I got on here Joe Joe if you'd be like joking

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I'm like this is gonna be the greatest fucking

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show I've ever done and then people tune in like

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it was good But he told us it was going to be

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the best. And they're going to have it outside,

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or are they going to build a tent? That's a really

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good question. They need to make a tent. It's

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outside. It's outside. They're building them

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right now as we speak. Oh, they are. But they're

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supposed to warm up in the Oval Office. I'm not

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sure. They're supposed to warm up in the Oval

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Office? Like mats? That's what I was told. Who

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told you this? Dana. Imagine if they clear the

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furniture out there and put mats down and guys

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are kicking pads. Bro, Bill Clinton got his dick

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sucked in there. That'd be sick. In the little

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whiskey room. Yeah. And now you're going to be

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stretching and hitting pads in the little whiskey

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room. What is the problem with that card, guys?

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This is the only problem with that card. There's

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no problem. Who else is on it? I wanted to see

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everybody was waiting for Alex Perea against

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Jon Jones. Yes. Okay? And that's a disappointment

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to me. That's it. The card is fucking fantastic.

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Listen, that poor bastard, he's going to wait

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forever for Conor McGregor. Michael Chandler?

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He's going to die, come back. They're going to

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meet each other in the parking lot of a fucking

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Waffle House one day. Michael Chandler, but let

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it go. They said, Chandler, we can't do Conor,

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but we can do Huffy for you. It's a horrible

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matchup for him. Well, he thinks that, I think,

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if I had to guess, he thinks that because Benoit

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Saint -Denis broke him with grappling. that he's

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going to be able to get a hold of them and do

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the same kind of thing. Fair. Fair. Benoit Saint

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-Denis is very big. Now, why wasn't John Jones,

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how come he didn't get signed? They couldn't

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come to agreement. Yeah, man, it was a money

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thing, John was saying. John was saying they

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wouldn't budge over 15. That's what John said

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recently on Twitter, I believe. But 15 mil, like,

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my thing is... That's a lot of millionaires.

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The UFC hasn't been closing, like, the big fights.

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But John has to take some accountability. Like,

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they offered him $30 million against Aspinall.

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He never made it happen. So the UFC's like, okay,

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dude. And then $15 million for the White House

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card? And you're saying this is the number one

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fight you want to do? $15 million, bud? Like,

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the UFC can, could they pay more probably? But

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$15 million? Right, but I think in his mind,

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this is for an interim title, right? Would it

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be? It'd be for interim because Aspinall's still

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the champ. Just like this one's for an interim

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title. And, you know, if he was going to get

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30 to fight Aspinall, half of that is kind of

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crazy. He's the greatest of all time, and he's

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going to make the White House card. If he makes

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the White House card, he'll be like, oh, shit,

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Jon Jones is back. The whole card completely

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changes. And there's no complaints. Is it too

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late, or can they add him? Is it too late? I

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don't know. He said he's ready to go. He tweeted

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he's ready to go, I think, today or yesterday.

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So if they added him, who's left to fight? What

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would be the best fight if they added him? Aspinall?

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No, Aspinall still do it. Aspinall had serious

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eye surgery, two of them, two serious eye surgeries.

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He won't make White House. What they would probably

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do if Jon eventually was like, all right, I'm

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down to whatever the agreement for the money.

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He would fight the winner of Cyril and Potan

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later this year. That's if Aspinall needs more

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time off. Correct. And if not, Aspinall might

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want to get right into the winner. Or John goes,

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fuck it. I'm not messing with UFC at all. I'm

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going to fight on these Netflix cards and make

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all the money. Yeah, but he can't do that. He

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has a contract. I don't know how many fights

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he has left. Does he have a contract? He has

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a contract, and I'm pretty sure he signed for

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a hot second. So Pereira just signed a new eight

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-fight deal. Yeah. Netflix is coming with that

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long cash, son. Yeah, and UFC was like, here's

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basically sign the rest of your life over. What

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did you hear they offered Diaz? The UFC? No,

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Netflix. Oh, Netflix? I heard 10 mil. I heard

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it was more. I heard it was more. I mean, you

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probably know. That's wild. That's a lot of money.

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They're paying boys real money. But I tell you

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what, I think he could have made that same money

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versus Conor. If someone could just drag Conor

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to an Ibogaine Center again, clean that boy up.

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Conor's down. Conor's fighting the International

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Fight Week, supposedly. I hope that's true. But

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if Nate gets through this fight and they set

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that fight up, it's that or Chandler. The problem

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is Chandler's going to fight Hoofy. And there's

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no chance you're coming out of that with any

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understanding of physical reality. That guy starts

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putting it on you. Hey, we're live? No. You know

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what I would do? That guy's a fucking wicked

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striker, man. Hoofy's scary. No, they did Chandler

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super dirty. But, you know, he's a fucking legit

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wrestler, man. You know, he's a legit wrestler.

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If he just decides to, like, only do that, you

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wonder, like, how much Hoofy can keep him off

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him. Yeah. But he never fights like that. Never.

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Fights like a fucking final dog. And that's why

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we love him. And that's why we love him. It's

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just fucked up he sat out for how long? I know.

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He should have never done that. If I was in his

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ear, I would have said, not a fucking chance,

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son. Not a chance. Not a chance. Take fights.

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Keep moving. How dare you? But at least they

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put Chandler on that card. Imagine being Colby

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Cometon, who's been just, just risen Donald Trump

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in the White House. And he sees the White House

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cards announced. He's like, bro, oh, this is

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me all day. UFC said. Actually, it's not. But

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didn't Bo Nichols say that he wanted that fight

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and that Colby did not want that fight? Yeah,

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but did they offer him that at the White House?

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I don't know. Supposedly, that's what Bo said.

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Like, Colby can sign the contract. Bro. It's

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a terrible matchup for Kobe. At 185? Right. So,

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all right, I want to be on the White House, but

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I have to fight fucking Bo Nickel, who my thing's

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wrestling. That motherfucker's the wrestler.

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What the fuck are we going to do? Right. So you

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can see why he's like, no. His striking has come

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up. Especially after that loss to Reiner DeRitter.

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In that last fight, man, his striking looked

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so much better. Nobody frustrates him more than

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Bo Nickel. He's one of my top three favorite

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fighters. He's learning on the job. That's the

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reality. He's a horrible place to learn. It's

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a tough. Rodolfo Vieira is a bad motherfucker

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and he head kicked that guy into the shadow realm.

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That guy's a winner. And winners like that, they

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figure out a way to get better. Agree. Quick.

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Agree. I just, I wish you'd take like the Khabib

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approach where it's like, my wrestling's the

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best in the world. I'm going to break motherfuckers.

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I don't want to see him figure out his striking

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for fucking 15 minutes. Fight's already started?

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Just started. Oh, we're watching on an iPad?

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Dude, I don't, I'm trying. Hell yeah. Why don't

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we run out and grab one of the other Apple TVs

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that we know works. So go out and grab the one

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that's... But it's not working on this TV. Clearly

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something's wrong. And if we do it the other

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way, if you go out and get the one that's in

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the hallway, my phone is linked up to that one.

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Go out and get the one that's by the pool table.

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And my phone links up to that one. And we can

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just stream it. Allegedly. That screen's so tiny,

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it looks like Sugar Sean. He gets so anxious.

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Yeah. When it's not happening. I can't see who

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these guys are. That might as well be Sugar Sean

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versus fucking John Jones. It's so far away.

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We will fill you in, ladies and gentlemen, when

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we know what's going on. But as of right now...

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Do you know the actual fighters? Sugar's on the

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White House card. Put it up there. Sugar's on

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the White House card. That's another fight. It's

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like Corey Sanhagen was the fight. That was the

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fight that I'm most interested in. Sugar Sean

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and Corey Sanhagen's a wild fight. Joe, why do

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you think they didn't do the matchups that, obviously,

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were hardcores and the majority of the fan base,

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like, we all wanted these fights. I wonder why.

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There has to be a reason. Why they're like, no,

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we're going to go a different route. Who knows?

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There's guys get injured. There's negotiations.

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Negotiation, probably, right? Like, budget, because

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also the White House is the most expensive card.

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It is. Yeah, by far. More than the Sphere? Oh,

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yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, because they have to build

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a thing? Yeah, build a thing, the security. Oh,

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criminy. So it's like it's the most expensive

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card. So I'm sure the salary for the fighters,

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it probably has to be limit. Allegedly, yes.

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So this is a pool room. There we go. That's going

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to be a tough ticket to get. Hold on a second.

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What, the White House? Yeah. What's the capacity

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going to be? 3 ,000. That's not bad. Jamie, which

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one did you grab? 3 ,000 of the oligarchs. That's

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why I love Strickland. He's like, I ain't fighting

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for those rich fucking oligarchs. I ain't doing

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that. Okay, here it is. Hold on. Here, we got

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it. We got it. We got it. It's going to be a

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weird vibe. You know? It's going to feel like

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fucking that movie Django with Leonardo DiCaprio.

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What is? The White House card. It's going to

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be weird. It's going to be super weird. What

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the hell is going on? You know those fights when

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you go to them are about excitement. Yes. When

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you go to a UFC fight, you walk into the building,

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the music, the visuals, the shit, your heart

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starts pumping. The energy from the people. If

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you put a whoop on and go to a fucking UFC fight,

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come out of there, you're like 11 -3. What did

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I do? I didn't even work out. Yep. It's like

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doing stand -up. Yep. Getting off there. So that's

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what I love about the UFC. When I'm sitting there

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and I'm looking up. all that shit, and you're

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like, this is better than anything. Yeah, there's

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nothing like it. I love basketball games. NFL's

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too crazy, but the Jets and the Giants, there's

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no reason without it. Hang out with autism. You

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haven't won a championship since 1969. You keep

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showing up. It sums up. The Jets got Gino. They

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got him back. The Jets had Aaron Rodgers. He

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goes to Pittsburgh. He gets to the playoffs.

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The Jets had Donaldson. Yeah. Seattle. He just

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won the Super Bowl. He went to Minnesota. He

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was like Joe Montana. Baller, yeah. And they

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let him go. They let him go. Fucked up. So it's

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kind of weird that the Jets, it's like when the

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Mets got Willie Mays. He already hit 800 home

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runs. Yeah, it's over. It's over. Why is he here?

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You know, he's a legend and stuff. I'm a Browns

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guy, but I'm rooting for the Jets just because

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they have the worst luck. Just like the Browns.

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I was going to say, you guys have the worst luck

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too. Yeah, that's why I like them because they're

00:14:48.950 --> 00:14:52.470
like the Browns. We've been through like 45 quarterbacks

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in the last 25 years. Just can't get one. Just

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can't get one. Just can't find one. Shador Sanders

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is not the answer? I hope he's the answer. I

00:15:01.009 --> 00:15:03.850
hope he is. You look good. You know, he had a

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shitty offensive line when they put him in the

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last, like, seven games. And he made a lot of

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mistakes, but he also put the fucking ball up

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without fear. He can seize talent, for sure.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. I think, you know, this year

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they rebuilt the line. They're probably going

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to draft a tackle. Probably the first pick would

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be a wide receiver, Carno Pate. Yeah. Makai Lemon.

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I'd rather have Makai Lemon, but everyone's saying

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Carno Pate. And plus, he's from Ohio State, so.

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Yeah. It fits. We need an offensive tackle and

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a fucking wide receiver. Our defense is fucking

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solid. Yeah. Defense is solid. Miles Garrett.

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Yeah. I watch, dude, football podcasts on the

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offseason every day. I always forget how big

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of a football fan you are. Giant. Giant. I like

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football more than UFC, dude. How dare you? I

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do. I love it. See, it's funny because I've been

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to football games and they're great for the first

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ten minutes. Football? And I love football. Yeah.

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Ten minutes of the game are great. It's like

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why I like going to Dodgers with Eddie. We have

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an understanding. We're getting out of here in

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the sixth inning. Yeah. They say hello. Yeah,

00:16:10.389 --> 00:16:13.070
yeah. You get up with everybody. We leave at

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seven. Yeah. I went to Yankee Stadium. It was

00:16:15.889 --> 00:16:19.980
the worst, guys. Why? There were people puking

00:16:19.980 --> 00:16:23.159
in front of me. There was a lady over here that

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had a foot that was red. Diabetes. And she's

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eating sweets. Eating sweets. Not giving a fuck.

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I'm like, what the fuck is this? I don't drive

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often. It's a three -hour drive. All right, boys,

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we're up. Here we go. Jeez, that was a lot. Okay,

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I figured it out. Technology. It's currently

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just started where this fight started. They are

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further ahead. Oh, no. How do we get to live?

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I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. They're

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still in the first round. Yeah, but we can't

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do that. But that's what the difference is. I

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think that taking the UFC out of, like, it's

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a different place. It's going to be a different

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vibe for sure. But I'll tell you what. Like the

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Apex. The Apex. The Apex is lit. And the Apex

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is pretty cool. It sucks for the fighters, though.

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Yeah, there's no... Sucks for the fighters. There's

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no energy. You ever go out in front of like a...

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All right, now we're live. Let's do an industry

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showcase. Those people don't laugh. No. Are we?

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So these are the same kind of people that are

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going, ain't nobody going to take that shirt

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off and drink a beer. No, and say rip his head

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off and shit, you know? Don't show them their

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tits. No, there's not going to be any of that.

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This guy's not going to walk in and we're going

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to go, yo, who shot Bobby Lupo? Yeah, yeah. No,

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there's none of that. They probably don't even

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know what the fuck they're watching. There's

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probably a hundred people that are actually UFC

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fans and the rest, you know. But then the other

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side of that is like Joe said, I'm sitting there

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watching a fight and all of a sudden I get hit

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with an Iranian missile. You're having a great

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time. You're having a great time. You got the

00:17:51.609 --> 00:17:54.170
Maracas out. You're going to hang out with Melania.

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And all of a sudden, boom, there you are. You're

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done. The whole leadership is Bruce Buffer. For

00:18:01.650 --> 00:18:03.849
some reason, Bruce Buffer lives. He lives like

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him in the suit. Everybody else is gone. I don't

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know if I want to even be in that area. I think

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I'm going to Hong Kong. It's so crazy about the

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Iran situation. It's like you hear one side of

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the story is we fucked. They're military up,

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and they can't do shit. They're decimated. And

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then the other side is like, no, they're not.

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They're fucking the shit out of Tel Aviv. They're

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bombing the shit out of Tel Aviv. They're fucking

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us up. We're losing. But Trump just came out

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and said, it's almost over. Yeah, whatever they

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want to tell you. Yeah, it's like, what's going

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on? It's like they'll show you Austin Airport.

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People crawl in there. TSA, yeah. There's no

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wait. Yeah, I agree. CNN is called scaring poor

00:18:51.549 --> 00:18:53.789
white people. Yeah, that's all CNN does. They

00:18:53.789 --> 00:18:56.150
scare you. And you put CNN at 3 in the morning,

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they're not talking about nothing positive. It's

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gentlemen arguing about politics at 3 in the

00:19:00.650 --> 00:19:03.509
morning. So you wake up, those fucking people,

00:19:03.529 --> 00:19:05.849
because now everybody considers, like, well,

00:19:05.890 --> 00:19:07.930
he's an Islam radicalist or whatever the fuck

00:19:07.930 --> 00:19:10.269
they call it. You know, like, you can get radical.

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How many, listen, we have a lot of crazy people

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that are radicalized, but I got friends I went

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to grammar school with, and these motherfuckers

00:19:16.509 --> 00:19:19.279
get up at 8? and start pounding Democrats on

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Facebook. That's not real. Look at these fucking

00:19:21.779 --> 00:19:23.599
morons. That's hating the fucking morning, guys.

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Take the morning. You're already fucking Democrats.

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Give it a breather. Take a morning off. How is

00:19:30.680 --> 00:19:33.180
your day going to be better? So Americans are

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getting radicalized the same way with CNN, the

00:19:36.460 --> 00:19:39.420
other thing. We got constant. But we're not blowing

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people up. No, but I've told you a thousand fucking

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times. But we celebrate when people get shot.

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Yeah, we love all this shit. Right. But humans

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do. Imagine a world where a guy who never hurt

00:19:50.940 --> 00:19:53.819
anybody gets shot in the neck. on TV in front

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of everybody and people are cheering. And people

00:19:55.480 --> 00:19:57.680
are posting about it. That makes zero sense.

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That's never happened before. Because you're

00:20:00.680 --> 00:20:02.779
right, Joey. People have been radicalized. And

00:20:02.779 --> 00:20:05.420
also radicalized to have no empathy because social

00:20:05.420 --> 00:20:08.279
media doesn't, you don't have to have it. What

00:20:08.279 --> 00:20:11.000
side do you think is true? Trump decimated everybody.

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Like he's saying, we just, we destroyed them.

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They don't have shit. But then there's other

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people saying, that's bullshit. Iran's bombing

00:20:17.140 --> 00:20:18.980
the shit out of Tel Aviv and they won't let you

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videotape it. They're taking it. If you videotape

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the destruction, in Tel Aviv, you'll get arrested.

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I'm sure there's some truth to that. I'm sure

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there's some truth to that, but they've blown

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the shit out of a lot of sites, and the amount

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of missiles has radically reduced. So the indication

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by even Al Jazeera... Al Jazeera said a thing

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that this strategy is working for Trump. The

00:20:41.099 --> 00:20:43.259
problem is they have that Strait of Hormuz. It's

00:20:43.259 --> 00:20:46.099
all closed down. I mean, if they go to war, like

00:20:46.099 --> 00:20:48.519
a physical hot war in the Strait of Hormuz with

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fucking rockets and airplanes. You think we'll

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go with boots on the ground? You think that's

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going to happen? I hope not. That's what they're

00:20:54.500 --> 00:20:56.680
saying. Nobody's going to be in favor of that.

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But who's they? I don't know if that's necessary.

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It seems like they keep killing, especially the

00:21:01.220 --> 00:21:03.059
Israelis. They're so good at finding those guys

00:21:03.059 --> 00:21:05.059
and killing them. Everybody that gets into power

00:21:05.059 --> 00:21:08.039
gets killed. Thank you. Jamie. You can only sustain

00:21:08.039 --> 00:21:11.319
that for so long. Is that even real? Is that

00:21:11.319 --> 00:21:15.640
even real? Eddie Bravo. You know what I'm talking

00:21:15.640 --> 00:21:19.069
about? What's that, Eddie? The reports that you

00:21:19.069 --> 00:21:21.150
hear, like, how do you even know any of it's

00:21:21.150 --> 00:21:23.289
real? Oh, you don't know. You don't know. They

00:21:23.289 --> 00:21:26.309
killed his son. They didn't kill his son. It's

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AI. How about the AI videos of Benjamin Netanyahu?

00:21:28.950 --> 00:21:30.970
And people saying, he's dead, he's dead. And

00:21:30.970 --> 00:21:32.750
everyone's saying, no, no, no, he's alive. Those

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AI videos are so fucking good, though. They're

00:21:35.250 --> 00:21:37.210
not that good. They look like a beauty filter.

00:21:37.349 --> 00:21:38.809
It doesn't look like a real person. And it's

00:21:38.809 --> 00:21:40.789
like the coffee's not spilling. And then when

00:21:40.789 --> 00:21:42.190
he puts his hand in the pocket, when they show

00:21:42.190 --> 00:21:45.130
that, the pocket goes over the hand. So does

00:21:45.130 --> 00:21:47.069
that mean he's dead? It's weird. No, it doesn't

00:21:47.069 --> 00:21:48.759
mean that. Maybe he's alive, but they're just

00:21:48.759 --> 00:21:53.059
fucking with people. They play a long game. Israel

00:21:53.059 --> 00:21:55.720
does. They could be fucking with people just

00:21:55.720 --> 00:21:57.859
so that people think he's dead. That could be

00:21:57.859 --> 00:21:59.819
a strategy. Because wasn't the beeper thing like

00:21:59.819 --> 00:22:02.839
a fucking five -year project? It's a crazy project.

00:22:03.319 --> 00:22:06.460
Amazing. Great. Amazing. If I was Israeli, I'd

00:22:06.460 --> 00:22:09.279
be like, yo, dog, where the shit? We commit some

00:22:09.279 --> 00:22:13.430
to get beepers. Listen. A bunch of things are

00:22:13.430 --> 00:22:15.329
true at the same time. The Iranian regime is

00:22:15.329 --> 00:22:18.089
horrible. They just executed that wrestler. That

00:22:18.089 --> 00:22:20.029
really elite, high -level teenage wrestler that

00:22:20.029 --> 00:22:22.710
said he was at a protest. Most people are saying,

00:22:22.910 --> 00:22:25.190
at least some people are saying, that he wasn't

00:22:25.190 --> 00:22:27.289
at a protest. What is this, Jamie? The golden

00:22:27.289 --> 00:22:29.690
beeper gift that Netanyahu gave to Trump. That's

00:22:29.690 --> 00:22:32.650
hilarious. He gave him a beeper. That's pretty

00:22:32.650 --> 00:22:35.829
gangster. That's right up there with the auto

00:22:35.829 --> 00:22:38.509
pen picture replacing Biden's picture. That's

00:22:38.509 --> 00:22:41.069
wild. That's pretty crazy. That's crazy. Do you

00:22:41.069 --> 00:22:46.509
think Iran has the capability to level Israel?

00:22:47.369 --> 00:22:52.450
There's a new understanding of their capabilities.

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Wish I could talk better. They thought they could

00:22:55.980 --> 00:22:58.759
only go 2 ,000 kilometers with their rockets.

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But they just fired rockets that are capable

00:23:01.539 --> 00:23:05.039
of going 4 ,000 kilometers. Which means? It's

00:23:05.039 --> 00:23:06.339
a lot of difference. They could reach Europe.

00:23:06.980 --> 00:23:09.500
So that changed everybody's perception of all

00:23:09.500 --> 00:23:11.119
this shit. Because they're blowing up all these

00:23:11.119 --> 00:23:13.519
oil hubs. They're blowing up all these infrastructures.

00:23:13.559 --> 00:23:14.779
They're blowing up all these different things

00:23:14.779 --> 00:23:17.240
in Qatar, in the United Arab Emirates, in Saudi

00:23:17.240 --> 00:23:19.359
Arabia. They're blowing things up anywhere they

00:23:19.359 --> 00:23:21.440
think Americans are. So any American assets in

00:23:21.440 --> 00:23:24.400
these places. Did they hit Dubai too? I think

00:23:24.400 --> 00:23:26.460
they did. Yeah, multiple times. That's crazy.

00:23:26.519 --> 00:23:28.920
Just to bring you back to the UFC, the UFC does

00:23:28.920 --> 00:23:31.119
a lot of fights in the Middle East. Yeah. Yes.

00:23:31.220 --> 00:23:33.680
So probably some rescheduling, I would assume.

00:23:33.779 --> 00:23:36.720
Well, yeah, perhaps, unless this can all be resolved.

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It's crazy. Dude, if they're bombing Dubai, that's

00:23:39.839 --> 00:23:41.980
insane. I was just there like six months ago,

00:23:42.079 --> 00:23:43.539
and that place is awesome. They bombed a bunch

00:23:43.539 --> 00:23:45.579
of different countries, quite a few different

00:23:45.579 --> 00:23:48.819
countries. So it's like, it's not cut and dry.

00:23:48.920 --> 00:23:51.220
Like, look, I'm the last person that thinks we

00:23:51.220 --> 00:23:54.500
should go to war. Is there a possibility? That

00:23:54.500 --> 00:23:57.599
regime is spooky. Is it possible that the bombing

00:23:57.599 --> 00:24:03.259
that they're putting on Iran, someone else bombed

00:24:03.259 --> 00:24:05.059
them and they're saying it's Iran? Is that possible,

00:24:05.160 --> 00:24:07.839
like a false flag? I don't know. I think they

00:24:07.839 --> 00:24:10.039
can pretty much determine where all the rockets

00:24:10.039 --> 00:24:12.160
come from, which is how they blame that one rocket

00:24:12.160 --> 00:24:14.559
on America that landed on that school. I was

00:24:14.559 --> 00:24:17.180
watching Ian Carroll, like a two -hour podcast

00:24:17.180 --> 00:24:18.480
where he broke it down, and he's showing all

00:24:18.480 --> 00:24:25.750
this sadaloon footage of... uh bases that were

00:24:25.750 --> 00:24:27.609
blown up like they'll show like a picture of

00:24:27.609 --> 00:24:30.430
it like a satellite image and then the next one

00:24:30.430 --> 00:24:32.769
there's a black dot or you know it's like it's

00:24:32.769 --> 00:24:35.450
blown up but even that like that could be ai

00:24:35.450 --> 00:24:38.289
too like it could be you don't know it's like

00:24:38.289 --> 00:24:41.190
there's definitely a bunch of ai stuff out there

00:24:41.190 --> 00:24:43.150
and this is one of the things that we knew about

00:24:43.150 --> 00:24:45.819
this uh this new world that we're living in,

00:24:45.880 --> 00:24:47.339
is you're going to see news that's not news.

00:24:47.559 --> 00:24:49.660
You're going to see fake shit. And, you know,

00:24:49.779 --> 00:24:52.339
Israelis are pretty slick. I think that the idea

00:24:52.339 --> 00:24:55.759
of using fake footage to pretend that Netanyahu

00:24:55.759 --> 00:24:59.680
was dead, like, use fake... That's not past what

00:24:59.680 --> 00:25:02.200
they would think of. No. That's a clever move.

00:25:02.480 --> 00:25:05.079
And if they had to use, like, fake video of things

00:25:05.079 --> 00:25:08.019
getting blown up, like, how do you know? Who

00:25:08.019 --> 00:25:10.700
fucking knows anymore? Who knows what's real

00:25:10.700 --> 00:25:13.119
and what's not? Eddie, how do we know here in...

00:25:13.359 --> 00:25:14.880
Texas. We don't fucking know. We don't fucking

00:25:14.880 --> 00:25:18.160
know. Who's going to certify? There's a good

00:25:18.160 --> 00:25:20.700
thing? Always. What's the good thing? Always.

00:25:20.799 --> 00:25:23.319
In three weeks, we're going to Cuba. The mothership's

00:25:23.319 --> 00:25:26.500
opening up. That's all I know. You know what

00:25:26.500 --> 00:25:28.759
I'm saying? That's all I'm thinking about. Blow

00:25:28.759 --> 00:25:30.660
up everybody. There's a revolution in Cuba. In

00:25:30.660 --> 00:25:32.279
three weeks, we're going to Cuba. We're going

00:25:32.279 --> 00:25:34.509
to open up. The mother shit next to Starbucks.

00:25:36.750 --> 00:25:39.309
We need to get some real cigars, dog. Oh, nah.

00:25:39.309 --> 00:25:41.569
Those cigars taste like ass now. That communist

00:25:41.569 --> 00:25:45.849
dirt. How dare you? I'm hearing it from the Cuban

00:25:45.849 --> 00:25:47.829
people. Those cigars taste like ass. So what's

00:25:47.829 --> 00:25:49.730
going on in Cuba? They're about to... This guy

00:25:49.730 --> 00:25:53.789
Diaz is starting to... Negotiate with Trump.

00:25:53.869 --> 00:25:55.990
They're going to lift the embargoes or whatever.

00:25:56.329 --> 00:25:58.490
I think, listen. Forget the fucking embargo.

00:25:58.630 --> 00:26:00.789
They got to lift the island. Get those people

00:26:00.789 --> 00:26:04.940
out of there. Get them all out? They have roaring

00:26:04.940 --> 00:26:07.619
blackouts. And that's three or four days ago.

00:26:07.839 --> 00:26:11.359
They got no power. Yeah, guess what, kids? Communism

00:26:11.359 --> 00:26:13.720
doesn't work. No, it don't fucking work. It never

00:26:13.720 --> 00:26:19.160
works. Donnie's tried it in New York. Yeah, sort

00:26:19.160 --> 00:26:21.619
of. Sort of. He's learning on the job. He's learning

00:26:21.619 --> 00:26:23.480
on the fly. It's not going great. That's the

00:26:23.480 --> 00:26:25.240
only good thing, that they might open that fucking

00:26:25.240 --> 00:26:27.380
hole. You see that Kathy Hochul lady begging

00:26:27.380 --> 00:26:30.220
rich people to come back? Yeah. Go to Palm Beach

00:26:30.220 --> 00:26:32.779
and grab your friends and tell them to come back

00:26:32.779 --> 00:26:36.200
to New York. What? What the fuck is going on?

00:26:36.279 --> 00:26:38.880
What is happening? Is this real life? How is

00:26:38.880 --> 00:26:40.799
that lady the governor of New York? How is that

00:26:40.799 --> 00:26:43.880
the real governor? The white lady? Yeah, the

00:26:43.880 --> 00:26:46.500
white lady. She's the white lady that said that

00:26:46.500 --> 00:26:49.980
black people don't know what computers are. Just

00:26:49.980 --> 00:26:51.799
the most racist thing ever. What the fuck did

00:26:51.799 --> 00:26:54.660
you just say? She's also the one that said that

00:26:54.660 --> 00:26:57.819
God brought them the vaccine. The vaccine's brought

00:26:57.819 --> 00:27:00.599
by God. No, fucking Pfizer made it. They have

00:27:00.599 --> 00:27:03.700
a patent. Moderna made it. What the fuck are

00:27:03.700 --> 00:27:06.299
you talking about? How are you the governor?

00:27:06.400 --> 00:27:08.440
It's entertaining, though. Eddie, you got to

00:27:08.440 --> 00:27:11.599
feel good because you were spot on on the Epstein

00:27:11.599 --> 00:27:14.420
stuff. How long ago? Six years ago? Seven years

00:27:14.420 --> 00:27:15.740
ago? How is this repeating shit that I see on

00:27:15.740 --> 00:27:20.640
YouTube? You might become the next Swami or Salami

00:27:20.640 --> 00:27:24.019
because I'm telling you, I see those videos all

00:27:24.019 --> 00:27:26.160
the time now. Eddie Bravo was right. Eddie Bravo

00:27:26.160 --> 00:27:27.779
was right. And you're on different platforms.

00:27:27.779 --> 00:27:29.500
No, you're right all the time. I'm the one making

00:27:29.500 --> 00:27:31.819
them. Fuck these motherfuckers that were talking

00:27:31.819 --> 00:27:34.960
shit that you're crazy. You mean Brian Callahan?

00:27:35.039 --> 00:27:36.799
Well, the thing is, like, Eddie's open -minded

00:27:36.799 --> 00:27:39.880
and fucking Nirvana, you know, the whole thing.

00:27:40.160 --> 00:27:41.980
The Nirvana one's crazy. There was a new one

00:27:41.980 --> 00:27:45.619
today that I just sent Jamie. It's handwriting

00:27:45.619 --> 00:27:48.019
analysis of the suicide letter. And they're saying

00:27:48.019 --> 00:27:51.339
now it's counterfeit. Of Kurt Cobain? Yeah. I

00:27:51.339 --> 00:27:53.319
haven't seen any of this. Clearly, she fucking

00:27:53.319 --> 00:27:55.119
did it. I don't know if it's real. Oh, I have

00:27:55.119 --> 00:27:56.900
no idea. I don't think you should see that on

00:27:56.900 --> 00:27:59.460
YouTube. Have you ever watched the doc? I did.

00:27:59.700 --> 00:28:02.919
Bro, come on. But it was also actors. actors

00:28:02.919 --> 00:28:05.160
saying things that you don't know if they said

00:28:05.160 --> 00:28:07.220
because no one was there be cool but you know

00:28:07.220 --> 00:28:09.059
what i'm saying yeah no i hear you it's a little

00:28:09.059 --> 00:28:10.519
weird it's a little weird a little weird you're

00:28:10.519 --> 00:28:12.599
talking about uh but the detectives who are like

00:28:12.599 --> 00:28:14.599
there's no way you could that size okay that

00:28:14.599 --> 00:28:16.519
makes sense but it's not a documentary if you

00:28:16.519 --> 00:28:19.220
got actors pretending to do roles it gets a little

00:28:19.220 --> 00:28:21.700
squirrely so even without that letter it's kind

00:28:21.700 --> 00:28:24.119
of i feel like most people can tell that the

00:28:24.119 --> 00:28:26.059
writing on the bottom is not the same as the

00:28:26.059 --> 00:28:27.539
writing on the top that's when the heroin kicked

00:28:27.539 --> 00:28:31.779
in tell him joey When that heroin kicks in, your

00:28:31.779 --> 00:28:34.039
writing gets a little wacky. I think whoever

00:28:34.039 --> 00:28:38.519
killed Kirk killed Chris Cornell and Chester.

00:28:38.539 --> 00:28:42.480
What? All of them? What? My guess is it's the

00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:44.460
same people. You don't think those guys committed

00:28:44.460 --> 00:28:48.380
suicide? I don't think so. The picture of Chester

00:28:48.380 --> 00:28:50.599
with his family literally the day before. Chris

00:28:50.599 --> 00:28:53.619
Cornell hung in a closet with broken ribs. There's

00:28:53.619 --> 00:28:55.880
a lot of shit. He had broken ribs? Dude. There's

00:28:55.880 --> 00:28:58.160
a lot of shit. That's one thing. I didn't hear

00:28:58.160 --> 00:29:01.359
that. Oh, it was from the CPR. Oh, really? Can

00:29:01.359 --> 00:29:03.579
you hand me that lighter, Joe? You got to look

00:29:03.579 --> 00:29:06.819
into the Chris Cornell stuff. They murdered them.

00:29:07.140 --> 00:29:11.039
But you do break ribs when you do CPR. You sure

00:29:11.039 --> 00:29:12.660
you didn't actually just hang himself? Dude,

00:29:12.700 --> 00:29:15.140
I've seen YouTube videos on this. Because there's

00:29:15.140 --> 00:29:16.960
a lot of people that think that Bourdain didn't

00:29:16.960 --> 00:29:20.380
either. But I think he kind of did. I don't know.

00:29:20.420 --> 00:29:24.059
This could be total bullshit. We know Chester

00:29:24.059 --> 00:29:25.960
Bennington and Chris Cornell were, like, really

00:29:25.960 --> 00:29:27.640
good friends. Maybe best friends. We know that.

00:29:28.220 --> 00:29:34.839
And they were involved in some documentary about

00:29:34.839 --> 00:29:37.720
child trafficking. Child sex trafficking. And

00:29:37.720 --> 00:29:40.700
so was F. Bourdain was involved in it, too. And

00:29:40.700 --> 00:29:45.119
this DJ that died, too. Mysteriously committed

00:29:45.119 --> 00:29:48.690
suicide or whatever. There you go. Yep. They

00:29:48.690 --> 00:29:50.450
were all, I don't know, that might be bullshit,

00:29:50.670 --> 00:29:52.230
but that's what I'm hearing. I'm hearing that

00:29:52.230 --> 00:29:54.829
they were all involved in some project. And they

00:29:54.829 --> 00:29:57.990
clipped him. With Eddie's track record. I don't

00:29:57.990 --> 00:29:59.769
know. I'm listening. I'm going to like it. I

00:29:59.769 --> 00:30:02.789
don't know, but it is. The project disappeared,

00:30:03.130 --> 00:30:05.690
weirdly. If that was a thing, where no one else

00:30:05.690 --> 00:30:07.630
was working on it, and they just didn't want

00:30:07.630 --> 00:30:10.930
to put it out, did they get scared? If the two

00:30:10.930 --> 00:30:12.490
people died, what are you going to do? That's

00:30:12.490 --> 00:30:15.130
the theory. I'm just asking. They wouldn't have

00:30:15.130 --> 00:30:17.269
been making it individually on their own. Correct.

00:30:17.869 --> 00:30:19.410
They're not the ones filming stuff. Do you know

00:30:19.410 --> 00:30:21.750
that four of the people that debunked Pizzagate,

00:30:21.769 --> 00:30:25.069
four of the journalists were arrested for child

00:30:25.069 --> 00:30:29.289
pornography? Have you ever seen that? No. I saw

00:30:29.289 --> 00:30:30.710
something about that. I don't think that's real.

00:30:31.089 --> 00:30:32.829
God, I hope it's not real. I don't think it is.

00:30:32.950 --> 00:30:36.150
You know, I went to that Comet Pizza. I went

00:30:36.150 --> 00:30:38.769
there. Somebody just sent it to me today. I went

00:30:38.769 --> 00:30:41.809
there. Was anybody that was a journalist? Because

00:30:41.809 --> 00:30:43.789
I know there was a story about at least one of

00:30:43.789 --> 00:30:44.549
the journalists. Yeah, when I tried to look stuff

00:30:44.549 --> 00:30:46.529
up the other day, I saw a story that's... A journalist

00:30:46.529 --> 00:30:48.250
got arrested for that, but I don't think that

00:30:48.250 --> 00:30:50.269
they had anything to do with reporting on Pizzagate.

00:30:50.329 --> 00:30:53.009
It was like a vice reporter. They weren't one

00:30:53.009 --> 00:30:55.990
of the debunkers? I don't believe so. That's

00:30:55.990 --> 00:30:58.789
when I looked it up. It said that. I'll try again.

00:31:00.730 --> 00:31:04.789
There's been so many deaths in the celebrity

00:31:04.789 --> 00:31:08.950
world that have a lot of suspicious qualities.

00:31:08.950 --> 00:31:11.359
How about the science world? How about that dude

00:31:11.359 --> 00:31:13.160
that was a plasma physicist and they whacked

00:31:13.160 --> 00:31:15.559
him at MIT? And then they whacked another guy.

00:31:15.900 --> 00:31:18.880
For what? No one knows. He was assassinated.

00:31:19.079 --> 00:31:21.500
And then another guy just got killed. Did he

00:31:21.500 --> 00:31:23.299
discover something scientifically or something?

00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:25.640
Most likely. He's working on some very important

00:31:25.640 --> 00:31:27.500
stuff, some plasma physics. He probably said,

00:31:27.599 --> 00:31:29.720
hey, the moon's plasma. You can't land on that.

00:31:29.799 --> 00:31:32.220
He did not. But this is old. This is 23. This

00:31:32.220 --> 00:31:34.839
is all 23. None of this is new. Right. No, no.

00:31:34.880 --> 00:31:38.059
It's all old arrests. It's not like a recent.

00:31:38.160 --> 00:31:40.079
Oh, so they're all older. So this is like then

00:31:40.079 --> 00:31:41.880
it's like an old meme that thinks people bring

00:31:41.880 --> 00:31:44.019
up back So it's not true. I don't think anyway,

00:31:44.019 --> 00:31:46.839
so Elon Musk boosted it. Is that what it says?

00:31:46.940 --> 00:31:50.460
It says boosted the pizza gate. Oh, it just he

00:31:50.460 --> 00:31:54.059
boots. Yeah that When you look into the Michael

00:31:54.059 --> 00:31:57.000
Jackson death that was that's that was weird

00:31:57.000 --> 00:32:00.039
that one's fucking weird Yeah, JFK jr. Yeah,

00:32:00.079 --> 00:32:02.680
but the Michael Jackson what he was taking propofol

00:32:02.680 --> 00:32:04.740
every night. You can't do that You can't just

00:32:04.740 --> 00:32:06.619
the nest that ties yourself. Well, I mean, but

00:32:06.619 --> 00:32:09.039
he also does like maybe that's what they say

00:32:09.039 --> 00:32:11.539
like you don't know Maybe they yeah. Yeah, tell

00:32:11.539 --> 00:32:14.000
me he did just get all his masters back and had

00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:20.859
the Beatles catalog to which is weird Put the

00:32:20.859 --> 00:32:23.339
headphones on or talk into the microphone. Do

00:32:23.339 --> 00:32:25.019
you see how much money Michael Jackson's made

00:32:25.019 --> 00:32:28.779
since he died? A trillion dollars? Bro, it's

00:32:28.779 --> 00:32:31.579
fucking wild. Him and Elvis are always like one

00:32:31.579 --> 00:32:34.460
and two. How about Tupac? When Tupac put out

00:32:34.460 --> 00:32:36.440
his fifth album after he was dead, we're like,

00:32:36.539 --> 00:32:39.640
where are these coming from? They thought he

00:32:39.640 --> 00:32:41.660
was alive. Remember that movie that Andrew Dice

00:32:41.660 --> 00:32:45.119
Clay did? Like his only movie? Yeah. It was like

00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:47.339
they put all this money, they blow it up, and

00:32:47.339 --> 00:32:51.279
then for some reason it didn't make its money

00:32:51.279 --> 00:32:52.759
back or something. It was a failure. And then

00:32:52.759 --> 00:32:54.519
they kind of like just blackballed him after

00:32:54.519 --> 00:32:57.339
that. That's a deep -ass movie. Ford Fairlane,

00:32:57.380 --> 00:33:00.500
he was a detective who was investigating celebrity

00:33:00.500 --> 00:33:04.259
deaths. And then at the end of the movie, they

00:33:04.259 --> 00:33:08.420
find out there's a part where he's talking to

00:33:08.420 --> 00:33:11.880
the head executive or the owner of a record company.

00:33:11.940 --> 00:33:14.000
And they go, dude, as soon as we kill a motherfucker,

00:33:14.420 --> 00:33:18.579
we immortalize him for life. People knew that.

00:33:18.579 --> 00:33:21.859
They knew that forever. They did that forever.

00:33:21.960 --> 00:33:24.420
That's the suspicion about Jimi Hendrix. Exactly.

00:33:24.519 --> 00:33:26.539
Exactly, Jimi Hendrix. Kill them while they're

00:33:26.539 --> 00:33:28.799
hot instead of when they sell out and do commercial

00:33:28.799 --> 00:33:31.000
shit. You can't kill them then. Kill them when

00:33:31.000 --> 00:33:33.619
they're legendary, and then boom, whoever owns

00:33:33.619 --> 00:33:37.779
those masters. Let's go to the fact fact. Let's

00:33:37.779 --> 00:33:40.160
go to the doctor that killed Michael Jackson

00:33:40.160 --> 00:33:42.720
and where he is today and how much time he got

00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:46.519
because there was a slip in the amount. That's

00:33:46.519 --> 00:33:48.400
what it was? Maybe the guy got stuck watching

00:33:48.400 --> 00:33:53.190
stupid on CNN and he forgot to go in there. I

00:33:53.190 --> 00:33:54.769
think somebody knocking on his door gave him

00:33:54.769 --> 00:33:57.250
five mil and said, just put an extra two cc's

00:33:57.250 --> 00:33:59.470
in there. And he didn't get much time. No, he

00:33:59.470 --> 00:34:01.690
didn't get dick. He lost his life. He got nothing,

00:34:01.789 --> 00:34:03.670
Joe. You know, he said that he thinks that Michael

00:34:03.670 --> 00:34:06.289
Jackson was chemically castrated. You know that,

00:34:06.309 --> 00:34:07.950
right? He did say that. That's crazy. Have you

00:34:07.950 --> 00:34:09.269
ever looked into the Michael Jackson, like the

00:34:09.269 --> 00:34:12.269
cases, like the child sexual cases? No, man.

00:34:12.829 --> 00:34:16.400
Didn't Candace do a deep dive? Did she? She does

00:34:16.400 --> 00:34:18.420
a ton of deep dives. Did she do a deep dive on

00:34:18.420 --> 00:34:20.000
that? I'm not sure. I've seen a bunch of people

00:34:20.000 --> 00:34:22.099
do them, and once you get the facts, you're like,

00:34:22.179 --> 00:34:25.239
fuck, man. He got fucked. Do you think Candace

00:34:25.239 --> 00:34:31.219
is on a list, man, to get fucking assassinated?

00:34:31.579 --> 00:34:35.199
Yeah, dude. Her and Tucker. I wouldn't be surprised.

00:34:36.260 --> 00:34:38.559
It's crazy, dude. Can you imagine living like

00:34:38.559 --> 00:34:43.159
that? You're worried about being assassinated?

00:34:43.800 --> 00:34:46.750
I know. Just the guy in France. And her neighbor's

00:34:46.750 --> 00:34:50.730
Theo. Her neighbor's Theo. Her and Theo live,

00:34:50.829 --> 00:34:52.250
like, next door to each other. Candace Owens?

00:34:52.269 --> 00:34:53.989
Yeah. No fucking way. They're super close. For

00:34:53.989 --> 00:34:56.289
real? Because I was at Tucker Carlson's Christmas

00:34:56.289 --> 00:34:59.269
party. What? Yeah. How did you get that invite?

00:34:59.630 --> 00:35:03.210
I don't know, man. Theo. No, I didn't know Theo

00:35:03.210 --> 00:35:05.769
was going to be there, but I go, and someone

00:35:05.769 --> 00:35:07.250
wanted pictures of me and Theo, and Theo goes,

00:35:07.349 --> 00:35:09.469
let's get a black in here. I'm like, oh, dude.

00:35:09.590 --> 00:35:11.789
He goes, Candace, Candace. I'm like, but I didn't

00:35:11.789 --> 00:35:13.130
know they knew each other. I'm like, hey. Dude,

00:35:13.190 --> 00:35:15.610
fucking cut it. And then she's like, oh, laughing.

00:35:16.150 --> 00:35:17.389
And I was like, oh, how do you know Candace?

00:35:17.409 --> 00:35:20.050
She's like, oh, dude, that's like, she's like

00:35:20.050 --> 00:35:22.250
a fucking sister. He's like, the kids call him

00:35:22.250 --> 00:35:24.230
Uncle Theo and shit. He's over there like four

00:35:24.230 --> 00:35:26.349
days a week for dinner and shit. Has Theo done

00:35:26.349 --> 00:35:28.690
her podcast? Or has she done his podcast? I'm

00:35:28.690 --> 00:35:30.949
pretty sure she's done his. I think she's done

00:35:30.949 --> 00:35:32.889
his. I don't think he would go on hers. She doesn't

00:35:32.889 --> 00:35:36.050
really do that type of shit. Did Theo have Candace

00:35:36.050 --> 00:35:38.829
on? I'm pretty sure. Because they were talking

00:35:38.829 --> 00:35:42.650
about. This is a good fight. Great fight. Roman

00:35:42.650 --> 00:35:45.289
Delizzi and Christian Leroy Duncan. Christian

00:35:45.289 --> 00:35:47.150
Leroy Duncan's a wicked striker. They kind of

00:35:47.150 --> 00:35:50.670
fucked MVP over a little bit, yeah? Well, I mean,

00:35:50.710 --> 00:35:53.090
a little bit. First of all, they're fucking him

00:35:53.090 --> 00:35:55.449
over because he's fighting a guy who was a teammate.

00:35:55.869 --> 00:35:58.369
Super close teammate. Doesn't make a ton of sense.

00:35:58.449 --> 00:35:59.969
Doesn't move him up in the rankings. But then

00:35:59.969 --> 00:36:02.349
he's also on his last fight on his contract.

00:36:02.670 --> 00:36:07.590
Yeah. Well, you know, the kid's good, but...

00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:10.079
Michael Venom Page is something very unique,

00:36:10.260 --> 00:36:12.360
and most people just can't handle him. Yeah,

00:36:12.440 --> 00:36:14.719
but he's unique because when you fight him, you

00:36:14.719 --> 00:36:16.599
can't mimic his style. So the first time you

00:36:16.599 --> 00:36:18.320
see it, it's when it's live with the lights on

00:36:18.320 --> 00:36:20.719
and Bruce Buffer is fucking shouting. But now

00:36:20.719 --> 00:36:24.539
that your training partner for years knows that

00:36:24.539 --> 00:36:26.679
element of surprise is gone, it really fucks

00:36:26.679 --> 00:36:28.460
him. Right, but it's also like how many times

00:36:28.460 --> 00:36:31.260
did Venom Page piece that dude up? True, but

00:36:31.260 --> 00:36:34.289
apparently he was choking. mvp out left and right

00:36:34.289 --> 00:36:36.489
i bet right that's what he said his anacondas

00:36:36.489 --> 00:36:39.230
and darses are really good oh interesting that's

00:36:39.230 --> 00:36:41.329
where it gets weird right he might have a grappling

00:36:41.329 --> 00:36:43.329
advantage but if i'm mvp i'm like bro there's

00:36:43.329 --> 00:36:45.769
so many guys on the roster you can't toss me

00:36:45.769 --> 00:36:50.710
anybody else a guy trained with non -stop You're

00:36:50.710 --> 00:36:52.670
gonna do a fucking smell and so knock it off.

00:36:52.690 --> 00:36:55.369
I should do a spell. Yes. I'm down for some smell.

00:36:55.469 --> 00:37:06.269
Oh Yeah, let's get allergies. Oh Shit it's Christian

00:37:06.269 --> 00:37:08.389
Leroy Duncan do this fun, man Dude, you don't

00:37:08.389 --> 00:37:09.809
think you could have done Christian Leroy Duncan

00:37:09.809 --> 00:37:12.050
versus MVP at middleweight. Oh, they could have

00:37:12.050 --> 00:37:14.369
that's a motherfucking fire God That's a crazy

00:37:14.369 --> 00:37:21.110
fight. That's crazy. What's up, bro? Here we

00:37:21.110 --> 00:37:29.869
go. That's a bad one, huh, Joe? That's a bad

00:37:29.869 --> 00:37:34.030
one, huh, Joe? I took deep breaths. I was really

00:37:34.030 --> 00:37:35.809
trying to clear that nose out. It's still in

00:37:35.809 --> 00:37:38.889
my nose. It's still in my nose. I don't know

00:37:38.889 --> 00:37:40.449
if I should do this. I got to land in Newark

00:37:40.449 --> 00:37:41.769
tonight. You know what I'm saying? I don't want

00:37:41.769 --> 00:37:44.389
to smell that shit. You definitely need it. Everybody

00:37:44.389 --> 00:37:48.030
needs it. Are there any homeless people that

00:37:48.030 --> 00:37:51.349
just do that all day? With meth. It doesn't have

00:37:51.349 --> 00:38:04.130
the same impact that paint does. Now ready. That's

00:38:04.130 --> 00:38:06.670
what you need for allergies. So delete saying.

00:38:08.369 --> 00:38:10.710
DeLizze has Christian Leroy Duncan down on the

00:38:10.710 --> 00:38:12.849
ground for folks watching that want to sync up.

00:38:12.909 --> 00:38:18.610
It's three minutes and 34, 33, 32, 31, 30 of

00:38:18.610 --> 00:38:21.730
the first round. So just tell you guys how good

00:38:21.730 --> 00:38:23.429
that main event is. Between the two of them,

00:38:23.489 --> 00:38:26.510
they're 37 and 0. That's nuts. That's crazy.

00:38:26.829 --> 00:38:30.170
Okay, what's the rest of the card? You said it's

00:38:30.170 --> 00:38:34.329
great. Rattle it off. MVP's fight is interesting

00:38:34.329 --> 00:38:37.599
because it's a training partner. Oh, that's what

00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:38.460
you were just talking about? Yeah, that's what

00:38:38.460 --> 00:38:40.659
we were talking about. He's fighting a training

00:38:40.659 --> 00:38:42.380
partner. Like, super close training partner.

00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:44.300
Like, why would they do that? Like, you would

00:38:44.300 --> 00:38:46.440
just stay away from that shit. He's been kind

00:38:46.440 --> 00:38:48.599
of outspoken, too, about fighter pay and them

00:38:48.599 --> 00:38:50.619
kind of screwing him over, so, you know. Oh,

00:38:50.639 --> 00:38:53.119
really? Yeah, yeah. So they're going to discipline

00:38:53.119 --> 00:38:55.679
you. We had two 10th Planet guys fight each other

00:38:55.679 --> 00:38:58.559
once, Alan Jubon versus Ben Saunders. Oh, yeah.

00:38:58.840 --> 00:39:01.940
That sucked. Damn, it was like... Was the fight

00:39:01.940 --> 00:39:03.880
good, though? I didn't corner nobody. I didn't

00:39:03.880 --> 00:39:06.320
even watch it. How was the fight? Jabon won.

00:39:06.500 --> 00:39:09.340
But was it like back and forth? I don't even...

00:39:09.340 --> 00:39:11.860
They never are. This is the problem. When I fought

00:39:11.860 --> 00:39:14.059
Orlovsky, I was like, what? That's my training

00:39:14.059 --> 00:39:16.809
partner. Because he knows what I do. I know what

00:39:16.809 --> 00:39:19.409
he does. So then when you get in there, it's

00:39:19.409 --> 00:39:22.409
kind of like... That is weird. It's a boring

00:39:22.409 --> 00:39:24.469
-ass fight. Because you're not doing your usual

00:39:24.469 --> 00:39:26.570
shit. This is the White House card. I'm sorry.

00:39:26.670 --> 00:39:28.190
We're not speaking about you. No way. That's

00:39:28.190 --> 00:39:30.550
a great fight. That's a great fight. That's a

00:39:30.550 --> 00:39:32.010
great fight. What are you talking about? Yeah,

00:39:32.010 --> 00:39:33.210
that's a great fight. That's an amazing fight.

00:39:33.429 --> 00:39:34.730
That's a fucking amazing fight. I don't know

00:39:34.730 --> 00:39:37.489
A -Line's a hobby. I don't know him. He's one

00:39:37.489 --> 00:39:39.619
like A -Line. A -Line's a hobby. He's good. He

00:39:39.619 --> 00:39:42.699
beat Chido Vera. Let me ask you this, fellas.

00:39:42.900 --> 00:39:45.519
Oh, damn, that's another great fight. Those are

00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:48.659
good fights. Sean O'Malley's probably the favorite

00:39:48.659 --> 00:39:51.639
here, but outside the big dogs, what American

00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:53.920
are we going to celebrate? You know what I'm

00:39:53.920 --> 00:39:56.909
saying? Bob Nichols. That's the American fucking

00:39:56.909 --> 00:40:01.110
bone. Who's Kyle Dacus? Kyle Dacus is a problem.

00:40:01.309 --> 00:40:03.170
He's very good. He's very experienced. What's

00:40:03.170 --> 00:40:04.889
his style? Wrestler or striker? He's a boxer

00:40:04.889 --> 00:40:07.469
with jiu -jitsu. He's a black belt in jiu -jitsu.

00:40:07.469 --> 00:40:10.429
Oh, shit. Okay. It's not an easy fight for both.

00:40:10.510 --> 00:40:12.570
He's a veteran, too. And Steve Garcia? Who's

00:40:12.570 --> 00:40:15.260
that? He's a fucking animal. That's the that's

00:40:15.260 --> 00:40:17.380
the fun is fine in the car like Steve Garcia

00:40:17.380 --> 00:40:20.980
striker striker Well, you do it everything you

00:40:20.980 --> 00:40:23.780
do everything but vicious striker fucking super

00:40:23.780 --> 00:40:27.360
aggressive Just a wild dude and Diego Lopez same

00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:30.440
Diego Lopez has a wicked ground game to people

00:40:30.440 --> 00:40:32.719
forget He almost caught evil. Oh have a couple

00:40:32.719 --> 00:40:34.800
times. Yeah, he fought combat. You get to know

00:40:34.800 --> 00:40:37.159
he's legit on the ground any time He wins. It's

00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:39.139
good for you. Like oh we take all this highlight,

00:40:39.199 --> 00:40:41.659
you know, I love the mustache, but I hate the

00:40:41.659 --> 00:40:44.940
bangs I got to say. Yeah, it's very, like, emo.

00:40:45.380 --> 00:40:48.679
The Mustangs. The Mustangs is awesome. I don't

00:40:48.679 --> 00:40:50.719
like Mustangs. Do you remember that guy on Apple

00:40:50.719 --> 00:40:54.900
TV? Undercard? No, this is the fight tonight.

00:40:55.260 --> 00:40:57.679
Oh, this tonight? Yeah. This tonight? Michael

00:40:57.679 --> 00:40:59.900
Page is fighting tonight? Yeah. Oh, shit. Okay.

00:41:00.039 --> 00:41:04.699
Yeah. Okay. I didn't know that. So the co -main

00:41:04.699 --> 00:41:07.139
event, Luke Riley, he's huge over there. Huge.

00:41:07.219 --> 00:41:09.289
So where are we at right now? We are at this

00:41:09.289 --> 00:41:11.070
right here. Christian Leroy Duncan and Roman

00:41:11.070 --> 00:41:12.969
Deleuze. Look, turn to your right. And then we're

00:41:12.969 --> 00:41:15.110
going up. We're going up. Now, who's the headliner?

00:41:16.010 --> 00:41:18.610
The headliner is Yves Loewe and Leroy. Both undefeated.

00:41:18.909 --> 00:41:22.210
Okay. So, like, talent, like, skill -wise, that's

00:41:22.210 --> 00:41:25.289
better than anything on the Netflix card or the

00:41:25.289 --> 00:41:28.010
White House card. Oh, shit. Okay. They're just

00:41:28.010 --> 00:41:29.349
not major names. Deleuze might be in trouble

00:41:29.349 --> 00:41:33.469
here. He's on his back. And I just saw Christian

00:41:33.469 --> 00:41:40.010
Leroy Duncan tag him a couple times. Damn. Joe,

00:41:40.090 --> 00:41:41.670
did you see they filled out the rest of that

00:41:41.670 --> 00:41:45.550
MVP card? That thing's getting tasty. Luke Rockhold's

00:41:45.550 --> 00:41:47.769
returning. Is that real? I see. I don't know.

00:41:47.789 --> 00:41:49.409
Is that real? I don't know. The one with Ronda

00:41:49.409 --> 00:41:51.289
Rousey? Yeah, that card's stacked. What do you

00:41:51.289 --> 00:41:52.550
guys think about Ronda Rousey, Janet Carano?

00:41:53.010 --> 00:41:56.150
They're both very old. I think it's a great fight.

00:41:56.889 --> 00:41:59.090
I'm going to. It's not a great fight. I'm into

00:41:59.090 --> 00:42:01.349
it. I'm into it. You're going to watch it, though.

00:42:01.409 --> 00:42:03.639
Oh, of course. A million percent. Oh, yeah. So

00:42:03.639 --> 00:42:05.360
any fight that you would watch a million percent.

00:42:05.460 --> 00:42:07.059
Oh, I'm in, bro. I'm just saying as far as like

00:42:07.059 --> 00:42:10.780
Ronda should be a minus 4 ,000 favorite. She's

00:42:10.780 --> 00:42:13.480
going to starch her, dude. Gina had some decent

00:42:13.480 --> 00:42:15.679
striking, man. And she had good jiu -jitsu, too.

00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:21.659
20 years ago, Eddie. She still looks young. She

00:42:21.659 --> 00:42:24.139
still does, right? I love Gina. Gina Carano looks

00:42:24.139 --> 00:42:26.300
young. I love Gina, but she hasn't been active

00:42:26.300 --> 00:42:28.480
in fucking literally like 15 years. She looks

00:42:28.480 --> 00:42:30.539
like she's in great shape. Do you see her throwing

00:42:30.539 --> 00:42:32.400
those flying knees? She looks fantastic. No,

00:42:32.420 --> 00:42:33.780
she looks great. What do you think they paid

00:42:33.780 --> 00:42:38.400
Francis? Two million. So if we're right about

00:42:38.400 --> 00:42:42.039
the Nate number, if all the rumors, not we, it's

00:42:42.039 --> 00:42:44.659
not my thoughts. People are saying it's more

00:42:44.659 --> 00:42:47.380
than 10. So it's more than 10. Francis has to

00:42:47.380 --> 00:42:50.500
get 20. Got to get 20. Yeah. And he's coming

00:42:50.500 --> 00:42:53.400
from that Boston money too? He's the lineal heavyweight

00:42:53.400 --> 00:42:56.079
champion of MMA. Correct. The only reason why,

00:42:56.139 --> 00:42:57.800
I mean, he never lost his title. He just left

00:42:57.800 --> 00:43:00.820
the organization. Just left. Yeah. My thing is

00:43:00.820 --> 00:43:02.679
with MVP and everyone's like, oh, they're going

00:43:02.679 --> 00:43:05.280
to compete with the UFC. And it's almost impossible

00:43:05.280 --> 00:43:09.300
because Netflix business model is like these

00:43:09.300 --> 00:43:12.239
spectacles. They're fun fights, but it doesn't

00:43:12.239 --> 00:43:15.199
really move. It doesn't move as far as rankings

00:43:15.199 --> 00:43:17.340
or competition. You're right. So where do they

00:43:17.340 --> 00:43:19.920
go from here? They got to start having Netflix

00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:22.780
fucking championships. You know what they got

00:43:22.780 --> 00:43:24.500
to do? They got to come up with a name for the

00:43:24.500 --> 00:43:28.599
show and then start putting out belts. It's really

00:43:28.599 --> 00:43:31.119
easy. But they don't have a roster. It's called

00:43:31.119 --> 00:43:34.960
MVP. MVP. MVP champion. I'm the MVP middleweight

00:43:34.960 --> 00:43:37.400
champion. I'm the MVP lightweight champion. Let's

00:43:37.400 --> 00:43:40.710
say Francis wins. Okay. Then what now? Like,

00:43:40.710 --> 00:43:42.590
where do we go from here? No, this is where you

00:43:42.590 --> 00:43:44.530
start. In the beginning, you don't have any champions,

00:43:44.670 --> 00:43:46.349
but eventually you build champions. And then

00:43:46.349 --> 00:43:47.969
you just say, okay, whoever wins this fight is

00:43:47.969 --> 00:43:50.730
a champion. Like PFL? They're fucking sinking

00:43:50.730 --> 00:43:52.389
ship. Dude, Netflix got crazy money. Lorenz Larkin

00:43:52.389 --> 00:43:56.849
and Jason Jackson. That's exciting. Love Lorenz

00:43:56.849 --> 00:43:58.289
Larkin. What do you think about Nate Diaz, Mike

00:43:58.289 --> 00:44:00.429
Perry? What do you think happens there? It depends

00:44:00.429 --> 00:44:02.860
what version of Nate we get. Like, you know,

00:44:02.880 --> 00:44:05.460
he's older. Now, if it's straight beer knuckle,

00:44:05.539 --> 00:44:06.960
that's Mike Perry's game all day. He's going

00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:08.619
to beat the brakes off him. But Nate, it's tough

00:44:08.619 --> 00:44:11.059
in the clinch. There's grappling. That's not

00:44:11.059 --> 00:44:14.880
Mike's thing. But this is my thing about Netflix.

00:44:15.260 --> 00:44:17.219
This is the difference of what the UFC is doing

00:44:17.219 --> 00:44:19.760
and what Netflix is. This is fun. Like, for the

00:44:19.760 --> 00:44:21.260
casuals, people are like, that's going to be

00:44:21.260 --> 00:44:24.579
the most watched. MMA fight of all time. Lorenz

00:44:24.579 --> 00:44:27.079
Larkin is the only guy I ever saw throw oblique

00:44:27.079 --> 00:44:29.860
kicks to the body. Nasty. Against Neil Magny.

00:44:30.119 --> 00:44:32.239
I was like, oh shit, I never saw anybody do them

00:44:32.239 --> 00:44:33.599
like that. What's an oblique kick to the body?

00:44:33.820 --> 00:44:35.579
You know how the oblique kick comes out like

00:44:35.579 --> 00:44:39.239
this? They call that an oblique kick? Yeah. Isn't

00:44:39.239 --> 00:44:41.739
your obliques right here? He's kicking the body

00:44:41.739 --> 00:44:43.940
with it. I don't know why they call it the oblique

00:44:43.940 --> 00:44:45.920
kick. My obliques are making a comeback! What

00:44:45.920 --> 00:44:48.579
is the reason they call it the oblique kick?

00:44:48.960 --> 00:44:52.320
10th Planet Kush, episode 20 with the cats. Let's

00:44:52.320 --> 00:44:54.659
find out why do they call that the oblique kick.

00:44:54.960 --> 00:44:57.139
But either way, I never saw anybody. Everybody

00:44:57.139 --> 00:44:59.619
throws it to the legs. Lorenzo's a bad motherfucker,

00:44:59.820 --> 00:45:02.860
man. It's nasty. He's a nasty striker. Like a

00:45:02.860 --> 00:45:05.199
wicked striker. There's some cool trucks, too.

00:45:05.320 --> 00:45:08.760
Do you remember that I used to do a little YouTube

00:45:08.760 --> 00:45:10.619
show? The angle. That's what it is. The angle

00:45:10.619 --> 00:45:12.719
and line of the strike. Not for the core oblique

00:45:12.719 --> 00:45:16.860
muscles. That's what I thought. Meaning slanted

00:45:16.860 --> 00:45:20.360
or diagonal in geometry. There it is. That makes

00:45:20.360 --> 00:45:22.840
sense. My obliques are making a comeback. Yeah,

00:45:22.840 --> 00:45:24.840
because he's the only guy. He actually kind of

00:45:24.840 --> 00:45:27.320
throws it to your obliques. I play that video

00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:31.500
all the time. Joe used to do his UFC picks called

00:45:31.500 --> 00:45:34.860
10 Planet Cushion. I would film him. And he would

00:45:34.860 --> 00:45:39.280
be about like 500. There's a UFC coming up. And

00:45:39.280 --> 00:45:41.500
I film him. We'd be like in an alley next to

00:45:41.500 --> 00:45:44.480
a dumpster at Houston. We did it all over the

00:45:44.480 --> 00:45:46.679
place. So it's like a UFC's coming up. Here's

00:45:46.679 --> 00:45:49.139
10th Planet Kush, episode six. And it'd be Joey

00:45:49.139 --> 00:45:51.320
Diaz and he fucking. With his UFC pics? Yeah,

00:45:51.360 --> 00:45:54.639
UFC pics. It's tough to do. I'm on six every

00:45:54.639 --> 00:45:56.659
fucking week. Yeah, while I'm filming. UFC's

00:45:56.659 --> 00:45:59.019
tough. You cannot. Pick six fights in the UFC.

00:45:59.039 --> 00:46:02.179
We'll check this out, though. This is the moral

00:46:02.179 --> 00:46:05.960
of the story. When I film him, it's always one

00:46:05.960 --> 00:46:08.559
take. He gives his picks, and he's batting like

00:46:08.559 --> 00:46:12.039
500, right? And I laugh like two or three times.

00:46:12.119 --> 00:46:17.679
I'm filming, and I'm like, ah! In one episode,

00:46:17.800 --> 00:46:19.980
this is episode 20, 10th Planet Kush, episode

00:46:19.980 --> 00:46:23.619
20, I decide to go to his house, his apartment,

00:46:23.860 --> 00:46:28.269
to film it. And he had 10 cats. He had 10 cats.

00:46:28.349 --> 00:46:30.769
So I go and I film. And so basically, I do a

00:46:30.769 --> 00:46:32.909
little documentary on all his cats. He's giving

00:46:32.909 --> 00:46:35.929
me the lowdown on all his cats. And it's amazing.

00:46:36.170 --> 00:46:38.550
These cats are fucking beautiful in a small little

00:46:38.550 --> 00:46:39.849
apartment. You didn't get hate where people are

00:46:39.849 --> 00:46:41.690
like, just give us the goddamn pics. No, well,

00:46:41.769 --> 00:46:44.550
no, no, no. So by the time we got to the pics,

00:46:44.710 --> 00:46:46.389
we went through all the stories of all the cats

00:46:46.389 --> 00:46:48.550
and which cats are fighting other cats, which

00:46:48.550 --> 00:46:50.809
cats get along with other cats. He had Fidel,

00:46:50.949 --> 00:46:55.230
little Fidelito. He had Fidel. In his lap. And

00:46:55.230 --> 00:46:57.309
Fidel was the fucking most beautiful cat ever.

00:46:57.429 --> 00:46:59.449
And then he was ready to give us pics. And all

00:46:59.449 --> 00:47:01.030
of a sudden. After we go through all the cats.

00:47:01.849 --> 00:47:03.869
And he's ready to give us pics. He's holding

00:47:03.869 --> 00:47:07.909
Federito. And then dude. He just fucking is on

00:47:07.909 --> 00:47:10.849
fire. He gives all his pics. There's like so

00:47:10.849 --> 00:47:14.110
much. He's on fire. And I'm laughing. Through

00:47:14.110 --> 00:47:17.260
the whole thing. Because he's on fucking fire.

00:47:17.519 --> 00:47:20.000
He goes, I just got back from Pilates or yoga.

00:47:20.079 --> 00:47:22.019
Was it yoga or Pilates? Yoga. I just got back

00:47:22.019 --> 00:47:24.380
from yoga. My obliques are making a comeback.

00:47:25.260 --> 00:47:28.000
And he's going off and he's holding Fidelito,

00:47:28.019 --> 00:47:31.539
his cat. And he's going off. And I was laughing.

00:47:31.719 --> 00:47:35.289
If you watch this. I'm going to annoy you because

00:47:35.289 --> 00:47:37.989
I'm laughing too much as he's on fire. I'm laughing

00:47:37.989 --> 00:47:39.150
the whole time filming this shit. I remember

00:47:39.150 --> 00:47:41.869
it. And then when I go, then I'm driving home.

00:47:41.909 --> 00:47:43.769
I couldn't wait to edit it and upload it to YouTube.

00:47:43.809 --> 00:47:46.050
I'm like, oh my God, this was special. This was

00:47:46.050 --> 00:47:48.389
special. This is going to be a good one. And

00:47:48.389 --> 00:47:51.469
you know what? He got all the fights right. Damn.

00:47:51.909 --> 00:47:53.750
Thousand percent. It's tough to do. Dude, those

00:47:53.750 --> 00:47:56.769
cats. Those cats. They knew, dude. The cats knew.

00:47:56.929 --> 00:47:58.829
I take my cat to the track with me. You know

00:47:58.829 --> 00:48:01.929
what I'm saying? I'm telling you. Those motherfuckers.

00:48:01.929 --> 00:48:03.909
How many cats do you have now? One. Just one?

00:48:04.050 --> 00:48:06.349
I got four, dog. Good girl. So I think this is

00:48:06.349 --> 00:48:08.489
the end of the second round here. We got one

00:48:08.489 --> 00:48:09.690
more round. We should probably pay attention

00:48:09.690 --> 00:48:12.190
to this. What do you got, Joe? Two dogs? That's

00:48:12.190 --> 00:48:15.329
it. Two dogs. Cats? No cats? Get some cats, Joe.

00:48:15.750 --> 00:48:18.349
Get some cats. No more chickens? I got a bunch

00:48:18.349 --> 00:48:21.369
of chickens. Really? Yeah. We got like 15 of

00:48:21.369 --> 00:48:25.079
them. Dude, I'm all in on cats. I never was a

00:48:25.079 --> 00:48:27.039
cat person growing up. Never understood them

00:48:27.039 --> 00:48:31.000
until like the last six years. And now, dude.

00:48:31.119 --> 00:48:34.179
Cats are fun. My cats are everything to me, man.

00:48:34.320 --> 00:48:36.940
Joe, did you see that Mo Sarv said he does 1

00:48:36.940 --> 00:48:39.139
,500 push -ups in an hour? Yeah, that's bananas.

00:48:39.460 --> 00:48:42.940
That's not real, right? That's not real. He was

00:48:42.940 --> 00:48:45.639
doing 1 ,000. Now he can do 1 ,500. I mean, maybe

00:48:45.639 --> 00:48:48.059
he can do it. Those guys in prison do 1 ,000.

00:48:48.280 --> 00:48:51.139
He's in shape. Those guys in prison do a thousand

00:48:51.139 --> 00:48:52.400
push -ups. The question is, what do they look

00:48:52.400 --> 00:48:55.880
like? Are they full extension? Agree. Or is he

00:48:55.880 --> 00:48:57.300
doing these things? I would like a video of it.

00:48:57.400 --> 00:48:59.639
Is he doing these things? Yeah. Like when I said

00:48:59.639 --> 00:49:02.019
I could bench shoot 25, whatever, like 38, 39

00:49:02.019 --> 00:49:04.840
times. Where's he from? Somewhere tough and cold.

00:49:05.539 --> 00:49:08.960
Where is Ivlyov from? What country? Probably

00:49:08.960 --> 00:49:10.820
fucking Russia. He's a Russian, I think. But

00:49:10.820 --> 00:49:13.449
I don't know what part, you know? Damn, that

00:49:13.449 --> 00:49:15.190
guy's karate. Look at that dude. Oh, yeah. Christian

00:49:15.190 --> 00:49:17.670
Leroy Duncan's a beast. Dude. What the fuck?

00:49:17.750 --> 00:49:21.550
Yeah, he's fun. Yo. He throws anything. Jamie,

00:49:21.610 --> 00:49:24.889
did he say 1 ,500 in an hour? Yeah. I'm calling

00:49:24.889 --> 00:49:32.369
bullshit. Where's Mosvar from? Ivluev. That sounds

00:49:32.369 --> 00:49:35.260
like Estonia. I don't want to do it. That was

00:49:35.260 --> 00:49:37.480
good shit. I could smell that shit. Joe, I'll

00:49:37.480 --> 00:49:38.920
take one more. That was good shit. I'll take

00:49:38.920 --> 00:49:41.219
one more. I did it twice. I was good. Do you

00:49:41.219 --> 00:49:43.000
have small insults at home where you go every

00:49:43.000 --> 00:49:44.800
now and then, pop, pop? You know what? I do them

00:49:44.800 --> 00:49:47.099
and I get so high that I forget to put the lid

00:49:47.099 --> 00:49:48.940
on them and then two days later I go back and

00:49:48.940 --> 00:49:51.960
they're dead. I gotta get some more. oh yeah

00:49:51.960 --> 00:49:54.119
it's from russia yeah it could be more russian

00:49:54.119 --> 00:49:56.659
one of the things about uh i'm sorry russian

00:49:56.659 --> 00:49:59.519
uh when they do i was watching this video i don't

00:49:59.519 --> 00:50:01.420
know how accurate the video was but i started

00:50:01.420 --> 00:50:03.760
incorporating it when they do sets of push -ups

00:50:03.760 --> 00:50:05.599
they don't do it for numbers they do it for time

00:50:05.599 --> 00:50:08.260
under tension their whole idea is like do it

00:50:08.260 --> 00:50:12.809
slow and do less repetitions is harder And, you

00:50:12.809 --> 00:50:14.789
know, you're doing it for time and attention.

00:50:15.130 --> 00:50:17.389
Instead of doing like 20, we could just stop

00:50:17.389 --> 00:50:21.530
at 20 or 50 when you stop. You're slow through

00:50:21.530 --> 00:50:22.789
the whole thing. That's supposed to be better

00:50:22.789 --> 00:50:25.670
to build muscle. With your whole body tensed

00:50:25.670 --> 00:50:27.630
up. You're supposed to tense your asshole, tense

00:50:27.630 --> 00:50:30.190
your calves, tense your legs. That's some rushing

00:50:30.190 --> 00:50:32.769
shit. Yeah, it's interesting. I started doing

00:50:32.769 --> 00:50:36.650
it. It's interesting that people, remember when

00:50:36.650 --> 00:50:39.179
we were kids, we had the bull worker? You ever

00:50:39.179 --> 00:50:41.460
have the bulwark or something? Then you squeeze.

00:50:41.599 --> 00:50:44.780
Oh, yeah. A lot of people go, as you get older,

00:50:44.800 --> 00:50:47.400
isometric is a lot better. When you're doing

00:50:47.400 --> 00:50:50.460
those push -ups, that's fucking money. A 10 count

00:50:50.460 --> 00:50:52.760
and slow. There's a guy that wrote a book, The

00:50:52.760 --> 00:50:58.619
Power of Something. Dude, that was great. There's

00:50:58.619 --> 00:51:00.199
this dude that wrote The Power of Something.

00:51:00.199 --> 00:51:04.699
But the book is about instead of doing five sets

00:51:04.699 --> 00:51:09.110
of eight squats, do one set. of the heaviest

00:51:09.110 --> 00:51:11.730
squats you could do for four and get the fuck

00:51:11.730 --> 00:51:14.010
off the squat rack. You go to the bench press.

00:51:14.090 --> 00:51:16.090
Again, instead of doing three sets of eight,

00:51:16.170 --> 00:51:19.769
do a set of nine. Basically, you feel like puking.

00:51:19.849 --> 00:51:22.070
And then from there, you do like three or four

00:51:22.070 --> 00:51:23.530
movements, and you're out of there in a half

00:51:23.530 --> 00:51:27.389
hour. I like that. Is that Mike Menser? No, no,

00:51:27.409 --> 00:51:29.130
no. Mike Menser is one of the guys. He does more

00:51:29.130 --> 00:51:32.469
dumbbell. That's similar to what I do. The power

00:51:32.469 --> 00:51:36.349
of ten. That's it. The power of ten. That's it.

00:51:37.089 --> 00:51:39.610
Just when you when you and they do the worst

00:51:39.610 --> 00:51:42.210
workout because when you walk in there's no warm

00:51:42.210 --> 00:51:44.230
-up There's no nothing they put you on the heavy.

00:51:44.289 --> 00:51:46.610
I like that no warm -up That sounds like a great

00:51:46.610 --> 00:51:48.690
way to tear your shit apart saying but they she

00:51:48.690 --> 00:51:52.090
thought those squad you used to make Me get anxiety.

00:51:52.250 --> 00:51:55.190
She put like 400 on those things and go go And

00:51:55.190 --> 00:51:57.969
you're like, but you won't let you go for 10

00:51:57.969 --> 00:52:02.309
seconds And it's I don't know but I just read

00:52:02.309 --> 00:52:04.050
about I'm like, you know what? Maybe I'll incorporate

00:52:04.050 --> 00:52:07.300
it You always wonder, like, how many people are

00:52:07.300 --> 00:52:10.480
overtraining, you know, and how much more resist,

00:52:10.599 --> 00:52:13.099
more rest. If you got more rest, how much more

00:52:13.099 --> 00:52:14.860
growth you would have. Well, Mike Mensah was

00:52:14.860 --> 00:52:17.840
20 sets per body part. That's too much, bro.

00:52:18.179 --> 00:52:20.360
That's too much. Mike Mensah, that was a four

00:52:20.360 --> 00:52:23.199
split. That was a two split. Who has that time,

00:52:23.280 --> 00:52:26.000
though, too? When you're a professional weightlifter,

00:52:26.119 --> 00:52:28.000
that's what you fucking do. You want to hear

00:52:28.000 --> 00:52:30.579
some crazy shit? You fucking roll all day and

00:52:30.579 --> 00:52:34.559
drink protein bars. It's the same fucking thing.

00:52:35.199 --> 00:52:38.179
You want to hear some crazy shit? When George

00:52:38.179 --> 00:52:40.960
Sodoropoulos was in Australia, I was courting

00:52:40.960 --> 00:52:43.380
George Sodoropoulos. He was fighting Dennis Seaver.

00:52:43.440 --> 00:52:47.519
Remember that? And the guy was known for throwing

00:52:47.519 --> 00:52:49.599
turn and sidekicks like Joe. That was a shit.

00:52:49.719 --> 00:52:51.619
And if he landed it, dude, you're fucking going

00:52:51.619 --> 00:52:55.780
to sleep. Yeah, good one. Yeah. So he's going

00:52:55.780 --> 00:52:58.599
to fight him. We're on our way to the fight.

00:52:59.320 --> 00:53:02.900
And this motherfucker before the fight is in

00:53:02.900 --> 00:53:04.199
the weight room. We're walking through and we

00:53:04.199 --> 00:53:06.480
see him in the weight room. Dennis Seaver is

00:53:06.480 --> 00:53:10.119
doing fucking squats with heavy squats right

00:53:10.119 --> 00:53:13.809
before his fight. I want the fuck trying to get

00:53:13.809 --> 00:53:15.550
it. What do you think that was a system ramped?

00:53:15.730 --> 00:53:18.090
Yeah, wake his body. Yeah, wake his body. I did

00:53:18.090 --> 00:53:20.449
one set. It wouldn't fuck you up too bad. Yeah,

00:53:20.449 --> 00:53:22.809
dude. I used to doing it too. It would make you

00:53:22.809 --> 00:53:24.670
weaker. That scared the shit out of me, dude.

00:53:24.750 --> 00:53:26.610
You know what I you ever do those grip strength

00:53:26.610 --> 00:53:28.429
things? Yeah. Here's the thing about those things.

00:53:28.469 --> 00:53:30.989
You do it once you get your highest number. After

00:53:30.989 --> 00:53:33.690
that, everything drops off. So, like, how much

00:53:33.690 --> 00:53:35.349
of that is, like, with squats and with everything

00:53:35.349 --> 00:53:37.369
else, too? If he's doing, like, heavy lifting

00:53:37.369 --> 00:53:39.929
right before a fight, how much pep does that

00:53:39.929 --> 00:53:42.230
take out of his legs? I don't know. I don't know.

00:53:42.289 --> 00:53:43.769
It might be a thing he's been doing, though,

00:53:43.789 --> 00:53:47.750
you know? He's got Christian Leroy Duncan's back.

00:53:47.849 --> 00:53:49.530
I don't know what happened. He's got a little

00:53:49.530 --> 00:53:51.730
body trizzling. We've been talking so much. It's

00:53:51.730 --> 00:53:54.070
just one of those things where it's, like, everybody's

00:53:54.070 --> 00:53:57.329
got to, like, Marab spars five hard rounds the

00:53:57.329 --> 00:53:59.530
day of a fight. Randy Couture used to do that,

00:53:59.530 --> 00:54:03.619
too. Tiago Alves was the first guy that I saw

00:54:03.619 --> 00:54:06.980
working out really hard before his fight. I'm

00:54:06.980 --> 00:54:08.739
like, what the fuck is he doing? They were doing

00:54:08.739 --> 00:54:12.539
that to replenish glycogen. Because Tiago Alves

00:54:12.539 --> 00:54:15.360
cut a ton of weight. And when Tiago Alves cut

00:54:15.360 --> 00:54:17.760
all that weight, he had this guy who was a scientist

00:54:17.760 --> 00:54:19.940
who explained it to me. And he was like, you

00:54:19.940 --> 00:54:21.900
put in a certain amount of carbohydrates, but

00:54:21.900 --> 00:54:23.639
you need a certain amount of exercise so that

00:54:23.639 --> 00:54:26.480
the sugar gets back into the muscles. Yeah, you

00:54:26.480 --> 00:54:28.739
got to get through that after you go through

00:54:28.739 --> 00:54:31.820
that extreme weight cut. But this is what he

00:54:31.820 --> 00:54:33.400
said, because I asked him, what the fuck are

00:54:33.400 --> 00:54:35.519
you doing? He goes, you got to blast. You got

00:54:35.519 --> 00:54:40.539
to get to your heart rate at a certain rate.

00:54:41.130 --> 00:54:43.590
where it forgets that you lost all that weight

00:54:43.590 --> 00:54:45.849
and now you're back to normal. Because the first

00:54:45.849 --> 00:54:48.730
gassing, you're going to be fucked. If your first

00:54:48.730 --> 00:54:51.550
gas after the weight cut is in the fight, you're

00:54:51.550 --> 00:54:54.210
fucked. You've got to get that first gas out

00:54:54.210 --> 00:54:57.250
before, so by the time you get to the cage, your

00:54:57.250 --> 00:54:59.130
body forgot about the weight cut. It's probably

00:54:59.130 --> 00:55:02.389
both things. Do you remember how big he got?

00:55:03.000 --> 00:55:05.420
Remember when he fought Matt Hughes? Massive.

00:55:05.480 --> 00:55:07.780
He looked like a fucking heavyweight. He was

00:55:07.780 --> 00:55:09.699
gigantic. What happened in that fight? I don't

00:55:09.699 --> 00:55:11.320
remember. He stopped him with a flying knee,

00:55:11.380 --> 00:55:14.599
right? Matt Hughes? Yeah. Didn't he stop Matt

00:55:14.599 --> 00:55:16.659
Hughes with a flying knee? I forget. Wasn't that

00:55:16.659 --> 00:55:18.079
when he was coming up? Yeah, and that was like

00:55:18.079 --> 00:55:19.960
his coming out party. That's how he made one

00:55:19.960 --> 00:55:25.400
of the big victories. Diago was a problem. He

00:55:25.400 --> 00:55:28.530
was a big fucker, dude. He was a big, yeah, there

00:55:28.530 --> 00:55:34.250
it is. Boom. Yeah. Look at his traps there. Bro.

00:55:34.289 --> 00:55:37.150
Dude. He was a terrifying dude. Look at the size

00:55:37.150 --> 00:55:41.829
of him, man. Brutal. He was so big. Yeah. That

00:55:41.829 --> 00:55:45.150
was crazy. That was a bad one. Tiago was a real

00:55:45.150 --> 00:55:47.190
problem in his prime, dude. Fuck, yeah. People

00:55:47.190 --> 00:55:49.679
forget. You know, they forget. They forget. They

00:55:49.679 --> 00:55:51.699
see guys lose later in their career. They forget.

00:55:51.780 --> 00:55:55.000
In his prime, Tiago Alves was a nightmare, man.

00:55:55.500 --> 00:55:57.920
Devastating leg kicks, too. Would whip them down

00:55:57.920 --> 00:56:00.539
on you. Oh, buddy. Oh, he whipped his leg kicks,

00:56:00.639 --> 00:56:02.739
man. But the new fan base that came along around

00:56:02.739 --> 00:56:05.360
COVID and during the Conor McGregor time, they

00:56:05.360 --> 00:56:07.840
don't know any of this old school shit. Oh, dude.

00:56:07.900 --> 00:56:10.199
There's so much time. Dude, how about the late

00:56:10.199 --> 00:56:12.139
90s shit? Are you up with the late 90s shit?

00:56:12.139 --> 00:56:14.300
Of course. Like the early UFCs and all that shit?

00:56:14.380 --> 00:56:17.380
Yeah, man. UFC 1 through 8? Dude, I had... All

00:56:17.380 --> 00:56:20.300
those fights on one VHS tape. It was a four -hour

00:56:20.300 --> 00:56:23.300
tape. Edited. Just the fights and the tail of

00:56:23.300 --> 00:56:27.159
the tape. UFC 1 through 8. I'd put it at the

00:56:27.159 --> 00:56:29.320
strip club, dog. All day we'd be watching fights.

00:56:29.599 --> 00:56:31.639
Dudes wouldn't even be watching the chicks. And

00:56:31.639 --> 00:56:33.559
the chicks were getting mad. Can you turn that

00:56:33.559 --> 00:56:35.800
shit off? Nobody's even looking at my pussy.

00:56:37.320 --> 00:56:38.960
Girls would get mad. And the manager was like,

00:56:38.960 --> 00:56:41.800
shut the fuck up. Go give a lap dance. We're

00:56:41.800 --> 00:56:45.519
watching the fights. Alright, who won? Christian

00:56:45.519 --> 00:56:49.900
did. Christian Leroy Duncan. I'm at the gym and

00:56:49.900 --> 00:56:52.800
they show, there's like a best of UFC at the

00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:57.119
gym all the time. And I just saw Stephen Thompson,

00:56:57.440 --> 00:57:01.820
Wonderboy, versus Kevin Holland. God damn, that

00:57:01.820 --> 00:57:03.699
was a good fight. You remember that fight? Because

00:57:03.699 --> 00:57:05.840
some people that throw wheel kicks, they'll throw

00:57:05.840 --> 00:57:09.179
one, maybe two in a fight. Dude, Stephen Thompson

00:57:09.179 --> 00:57:12.639
threw fucking 38 wheel kicks. He kept throwing

00:57:12.639 --> 00:57:15.139
them over and over and over. Like, that's in

00:57:15.139 --> 00:57:17.219
Barbosa. Might give you one in a fight. Maybe

00:57:17.219 --> 00:57:19.820
two. Dude. Do you remember that fight? Kevin

00:57:19.820 --> 00:57:23.179
Holland? Did Wonderboy retire? Damn. Did he retire?

00:57:24.199 --> 00:57:27.739
You might have one left. I don't know. But Kevin

00:57:27.739 --> 00:57:30.920
Holland is an amazing fucking warrior, dude.

00:57:31.019 --> 00:57:34.340
He was throwing a lot of shit, and he took a

00:57:34.340 --> 00:57:35.860
lot of shit. It was a weird fight because Kevin

00:57:35.860 --> 00:57:38.519
made an agreement not to go to the ground. Which

00:57:38.519 --> 00:57:41.000
is so stupid. It's crazy. Oh, really? I did not

00:57:41.000 --> 00:57:44.559
know that. That changes everything. You're fighting

00:57:44.559 --> 00:57:46.780
a guy who's the scariest kickboxer in the division.

00:57:46.780 --> 00:57:48.289
What are you doing? Just kickboxing. I mean,

00:57:48.309 --> 00:57:49.789
that's why you love Kevin Holland, but what are

00:57:49.789 --> 00:57:51.630
you doing? Dude, when he was in his prime as

00:57:51.630 --> 00:57:53.469
a kickboxer, I think he was something crazy like

00:57:53.469 --> 00:57:56.650
61 -0. Oh, even more than that. It was over 100.

00:57:57.030 --> 00:57:59.670
What? Really? So I met Wonderboy Thompson. GSP

00:57:59.670 --> 00:58:02.869
brought him into our camp. Was a nobody. Had

00:58:02.869 --> 00:58:05.449
no MMA fights. And GSP was like, you guys are

00:58:05.449 --> 00:58:07.030
going to want to spar with this guy. It's crazy.

00:58:07.530 --> 00:58:11.579
Dude. It's like in that movie fucking Rush Hour

00:58:11.579 --> 00:58:13.519
where Chris Tucker was like, which one of y 'all

00:58:13.519 --> 00:58:17.719
hit me? Did he throw wheel kicks like Japs? Everybody.

00:58:18.980 --> 00:58:20.840
You've never seen anything like it. Never seen

00:58:20.840 --> 00:58:23.099
anything like it. If there was a real kickboxing

00:58:23.099 --> 00:58:24.840
league, that guy would have been a huge superstar.

00:58:26.000 --> 00:58:28.800
Ain't it crazy? Like, slap fighting's big and

00:58:28.800 --> 00:58:32.059
they can't figure out a kickboxer. Or combat

00:58:32.059 --> 00:58:34.099
jiu -jitsu. Combat's a different kind of big.

00:58:34.119 --> 00:58:38.460
Right there. One FC has, they have atomweight

00:58:38.460 --> 00:58:40.880
fights. They have dudes that are fighting that

00:58:40.880 --> 00:58:44.639
are 105 pounds in Muay Thai. And they move so

00:58:44.639 --> 00:58:47.619
fast, you would swear that your fucking phone

00:58:47.619 --> 00:58:50.059
is on double speed. You watch it, you're like...

00:58:50.269 --> 00:58:54.130
Wow. How is this real? Boxing was like that back

00:58:54.130 --> 00:58:58.429
in the day, in the heyday. Remember Carbajal

00:58:58.429 --> 00:59:05.070
versus... Barrera. Those 115 -pound boxers. 115

00:59:05.070 --> 00:59:07.210
pounds. Isn't it interesting that you can't really

00:59:07.210 --> 00:59:08.190
do that in MMA? They were huge. They were a huge

00:59:08.190 --> 00:59:10.389
pay -per -view. It's like anything below even

00:59:10.389 --> 00:59:13.170
125. People don't fuck with them. It's hard for

00:59:13.170 --> 00:59:14.590
people to fuck with them. Dude, there were big

00:59:14.590 --> 00:59:17.590
fucking fights. Marco Antonio Barrera versus

00:59:17.590 --> 00:59:21.670
Michael Carbajal. Those dudes were 115. Joe,

00:59:21.969 --> 00:59:25.969
when you say slap fight's big, it gets views,

00:59:26.150 --> 00:59:30.599
but you can't name a slap fight. Right. No, that's

00:59:30.599 --> 00:59:33.579
true. It's like the spectrum. The thing is that

00:59:33.579 --> 00:59:35.679
it's just getting a lot of attention. It gets

00:59:35.679 --> 00:59:37.739
a lot of attention. But, you know, man, I've

00:59:37.739 --> 00:59:40.739
been going on deep holes on old school boxing.

00:59:41.400 --> 00:59:45.639
Like Duran, Mugabe, Thomas Hearns, Sugar Ray.

00:59:46.860 --> 00:59:49.300
Late night, I watch those things and I call him

00:59:49.300 --> 00:59:50.980
and I go, what was going on back then? That's

00:59:50.980 --> 00:59:53.400
different from now. And we both go, those motherfuckers

00:59:53.400 --> 00:59:55.460
didn't give a fuck about brain damage. They were

00:59:55.460 --> 00:59:57.579
tougher. Marvin Hagler. No, these guys today

00:59:57.579 --> 00:59:59.519
are even tougher. Oh, I disagree. And solid.

00:59:59.519 --> 01:00:02.639
Watch these dudes. This Japanese dude. On the

01:00:02.639 --> 01:00:05.800
right at 105. Yes with MMA gloves on Oh Yoshinori

01:00:05.800 --> 01:00:08.300
on the right he moves like double speed like

01:00:08.300 --> 01:00:10.840
you can't believe how fast he is This is a hundred

01:00:10.840 --> 01:00:12.579
and five pound watch out fastest fucking guys.

01:00:12.659 --> 01:00:15.599
Oh, wow, bro. This fight is wild I watched it

01:00:15.599 --> 01:00:17.159
last night and I was ready to go to bed and I

01:00:17.159 --> 01:00:19.099
turned it on YouTube and I was like, holy shit

01:00:19.099 --> 01:00:21.039
I gotta watch this whole fight. This is crazy.

01:00:21.400 --> 01:00:24.219
Is that where you get your kickboxing and when

01:00:24.219 --> 01:00:27.480
you go to sleep always it's always Yeah Kickboxing.

01:00:27.480 --> 01:00:30.059
I'm like, how the fuck do you know so much? Kickboxing

01:00:30.059 --> 01:00:32.599
and professional pool right before I go to bed.

01:00:32.699 --> 01:00:34.659
I like to watch things that have no consequence

01:00:34.659 --> 01:00:38.780
on the world. Like, this is just fun. But this

01:00:38.780 --> 01:00:42.300
fucking dude, Yoshinari, is so fast, dude. Just

01:00:42.300 --> 01:00:45.059
like so wicked. And he throws this nasty straight

01:00:45.059 --> 01:00:48.139
left hand to the body. It's so quick. You can

01:00:48.139 --> 01:00:52.289
barely see it coming. It's weird. Like the both

01:00:52.289 --> 01:00:54.650
of these guys the guy Rock he's fighting to is

01:00:54.650 --> 01:00:58.369
this Thailand guy he's vicious as fuck too and

01:00:58.369 --> 01:01:00.710
Against anybody else he would look elite but

01:01:00.710 --> 01:01:06.289
this Japanese guy just is lighting him up Just

01:01:06.289 --> 01:01:08.429
the speed that these guys have they have no gravity

01:01:08.429 --> 01:01:11.050
Like look out just the throwing the kick and

01:01:11.050 --> 01:01:12.809
then checking the kick when the return kick comes

01:01:12.809 --> 01:01:15.250
so fast and the technique is He threw that knee

01:01:15.250 --> 01:01:17.429
like a jab. He threw that knee like a jab. Everything's

01:01:17.429 --> 01:01:20.039
flawless Adam Waite, though. America ain't fucking

01:01:20.039 --> 01:01:21.559
with this. It's crazy. America's like, get the

01:01:21.559 --> 01:01:22.579
fuck out of my face. But they would, because

01:01:22.579 --> 01:01:24.300
on TV, look at that straight left of the body,

01:01:24.360 --> 01:01:25.820
and then the front kick behind it. The thing

01:01:25.820 --> 01:01:28.780
is, on TV, it doesn't matter. You don't know.

01:01:29.300 --> 01:01:31.440
They're the same size as anyway. Do you get a

01:01:31.440 --> 01:01:34.420
point for the takedown? It's Muay Thai. It counts.

01:01:35.099 --> 01:01:37.659
But Demetrius Johnson would have been the most

01:01:37.659 --> 01:01:39.280
famous guy on the planet, then. You know, when

01:01:39.280 --> 01:01:41.059
he fought in the UFC. He should have been. He

01:01:41.059 --> 01:01:42.300
should have been when he fought the UFC. What's

01:01:42.300 --> 01:01:44.119
funny is he's more famous now. It's all about

01:01:44.119 --> 01:01:47.219
the promotion. Twitch and shit, right? From streaming.

01:01:47.239 --> 01:01:49.599
Yeah, his YouTube show's great. Like, he's fucking...

01:01:49.599 --> 01:01:51.380
Where does he stream? Does he stream on YouTube

01:01:51.380 --> 01:01:53.960
or somewhere else? I don't know. I don't know.

01:01:54.099 --> 01:01:56.519
His podcast, I think it's called The Mighty Cass.

01:01:56.719 --> 01:02:00.199
Bro, look how fast this fucking guy is. I watched

01:02:00.199 --> 01:02:01.840
his fight twice last night. I was like, this

01:02:01.840 --> 01:02:04.460
Yoshinori guy is so fast. Like, the counters

01:02:04.460 --> 01:02:07.239
with the kicks. They move faster than hands.

01:02:08.579 --> 01:02:10.860
It's like two cats fighting. It's nuts, man.

01:02:11.739 --> 01:02:15.559
The speed of their kicks is just bananas. I'll

01:02:15.559 --> 01:02:17.300
tell you this, I wish they were bigger. Isn't

01:02:17.300 --> 01:02:22.320
it crazy that a cobra can't strike a cat? There's

01:02:22.320 --> 01:02:25.860
so many videos. The cats are too quick. The cobra

01:02:25.860 --> 01:02:28.059
can't fuck with a cat. When you see a honey badger

01:02:28.059 --> 01:02:30.239
or a wolverine versus a fucking snake. They don't

01:02:30.239 --> 01:02:33.780
care if a snake bites them. They lie there half

01:02:33.780 --> 01:02:35.260
dead and then they come back to life and eat

01:02:35.260 --> 01:02:39.230
the snake. Yeah, that's a crazy animal. Aren't

01:02:39.230 --> 01:02:41.309
they immune to the venom? Yeah, they recover

01:02:41.309 --> 01:02:43.730
from it. Why would God make something like that?

01:02:43.750 --> 01:02:45.610
Just the evilest little motherfucker that steals

01:02:45.610 --> 01:02:48.730
food from lions. How crazy is it that cats have

01:02:48.730 --> 01:02:52.210
reptile eyes and they hiss? That is crazy. Isn't

01:02:52.210 --> 01:02:55.050
that crazy? They have reptile eyes and they hiss.

01:02:55.230 --> 01:02:59.329
I know. And they hiss. Yep. No other animals

01:02:59.329 --> 01:03:02.989
go... That's what a snake does, and that's what

01:03:02.989 --> 01:03:06.119
cats do. Yeah, cats. Yeah, cats. Big cats, yeah.

01:03:06.219 --> 01:03:08.380
They hiss. Bro, you need to go to the Austin

01:03:08.380 --> 01:03:10.880
Zoo. You ever been there? I've been. You're about

01:03:10.880 --> 01:03:14.280
this far away from a fucking tiger. It's just,

01:03:14.380 --> 01:03:17.280
it's like a fence, bro. It's not like San Diego

01:03:17.280 --> 01:03:19.679
where there's a huge glass eight feet away. Nah,

01:03:19.780 --> 01:03:23.230
bitch. You can... Touch the fucking tail. My

01:03:23.230 --> 01:03:24.409
kids were climbing on the wolves and shit. You

01:03:24.409 --> 01:03:26.650
didn't touch the tail. Oh, bro, you're so close,

01:03:26.789 --> 01:03:27.829
dude. Yeah, but you can't really touch the tail.

01:03:27.849 --> 01:03:29.610
Someone's for sure going to get fucked up there,

01:03:29.630 --> 01:03:31.670
and I'm all for it. It's great. You can't really

01:03:31.670 --> 01:03:33.050
touch the tail. It's the best, too. No, you can't

01:03:33.050 --> 01:03:34.650
touch the tail. It's more separated than that.

01:03:34.989 --> 01:03:37.369
Barely, though, Bubba. Look how fast these motherfuckers

01:03:37.369 --> 01:03:40.050
are. This is crazy. I mean, this fight is heated

01:03:40.050 --> 01:03:42.789
up now. Does he go to a decision? Mm -mm. No.

01:03:43.949 --> 01:03:47.510
No, Yoshinori stops him. And it's pretty spectacular

01:03:47.510 --> 01:03:52.900
when he does it. So what do we got here? Austin

01:03:52.900 --> 01:03:57.199
Lane. Oh, this dude had the craziest fight. Iwo

01:03:57.199 --> 01:03:59.579
Buraniski. I don't know how to say his name correctly.

01:03:59.940 --> 01:04:03.500
I memorized it last time. But that dude had the

01:04:03.500 --> 01:04:06.460
craziest fight in his last outing. I forget who

01:04:06.460 --> 01:04:08.340
he was fighting, but they just stood toe -to

01:04:08.340 --> 01:04:10.139
-toe in front of each other and just blasted

01:04:10.139 --> 01:04:13.280
each other. Multiple knockdowns, haymakers, and

01:04:13.280 --> 01:04:15.099
eventually he came out on top. But it was chaos.

01:04:15.159 --> 01:04:17.000
Joe, with some of the tough names, do you memorize

01:04:17.000 --> 01:04:18.579
them the night before, or do you have an earpiece

01:04:18.579 --> 01:04:21.119
too? I have a thing where they say it, so the

01:04:21.119 --> 01:04:23.699
UFC sends me an email, and they say it in their

01:04:23.699 --> 01:04:25.940
email, so then I listen to them say it, and then

01:04:25.940 --> 01:04:27.960
I repeat it, and then I have to write it down

01:04:27.960 --> 01:04:30.159
phonetically. It's the most stressful day is

01:04:30.159 --> 01:04:32.780
the weigh -ins for me. I'm so stressed out. You

01:04:32.780 --> 01:04:34.699
know, I had to stop watching because I was stressed

01:04:34.699 --> 01:04:37.420
for you because I struggle with names. I really

01:04:37.420 --> 01:04:39.179
struggle with, like, the Russian names and Middle

01:04:39.179 --> 01:04:41.940
Eastern. Bro, some of them are crazy. Fuck off.

01:04:42.300 --> 01:04:44.300
Some of them are crazy. They had this Mongolian

01:04:44.300 --> 01:04:45.719
dude the other day. I had to practice his name

01:04:45.719 --> 01:04:48.570
for 20 minutes. he had the dopest hat too one

01:04:48.570 --> 01:04:50.329
of the genghis khan hats like leather on the

01:04:50.329 --> 01:04:53.170
top fur he came out with it on it stresses me

01:04:53.170 --> 01:04:56.769
out yeah it's look this is coming he's gonna

01:04:56.769 --> 01:04:59.829
stop this dude soon the speed this japanese guy

01:04:59.829 --> 01:05:03.869
has man it's bananas it's all that kimchi and

01:05:03.869 --> 01:05:06.690
i think this is he's japanese buddy not korean

01:05:06.690 --> 01:05:09.170
i think this is the first time they had atom

01:05:09.170 --> 01:05:11.389
weight with men at least i've never seen it before

01:05:11.389 --> 01:05:16.360
i might have missed dude man But cuz, look how

01:05:16.360 --> 01:05:19.480
fucking skillful this cat is. My 10 year old's

01:05:19.480 --> 01:05:22.880
105. And he throws those, Japanese guys throw

01:05:22.880 --> 01:05:25.380
those toe kicks to the body. Where they literally

01:05:25.380 --> 01:05:27.639
straighten their foot out and they stab you with

01:05:27.639 --> 01:05:31.340
their big toe in the liver. It's nuts. There's

01:05:31.340 --> 01:05:33.460
a bunch of these guys, like especially the Kyokushin

01:05:33.460 --> 01:05:36.409
karate guys, they practice that. But if people

01:05:36.409 --> 01:05:38.429
understood that these guys are more technical

01:05:38.429 --> 01:05:40.929
and more talented than all the other weights,

01:05:41.150 --> 01:05:44.510
but the problem is your normal, average, casual

01:05:44.510 --> 01:05:46.389
viewers are like, oh, I could beat them up. They're

01:05:46.389 --> 01:05:48.210
tiny. It's like, buddy. You can't really tell

01:05:48.210 --> 01:05:51.190
how tiny they are. If you told me this was 135,

01:05:51.550 --> 01:05:54.010
I would believe it. I'd go, that's 135. You know

01:05:54.010 --> 01:05:55.349
what I mean? The end is near. You can't tell.

01:05:55.369 --> 01:05:56.909
He just rocked that dude with a head. You just

01:05:56.909 --> 01:06:00.469
got to make sure the ref is tiny. Make the ref

01:06:00.469 --> 01:06:03.309
a midget, and these guys are middleweights. Bro,

01:06:03.309 --> 01:06:04.929
that ref is 5 '2". He's barely over the ropes.

01:06:07.559 --> 01:06:09.659
Yeah, you can shoot around that if it's really

01:06:09.659 --> 01:06:12.500
an issue and it makes a difference on on views

01:06:12.500 --> 01:06:14.780
Don't have like big John is the ref. Yeah, no,

01:06:14.860 --> 01:06:23.059
no Right or Dan Mergliata. Yeah, I guess big

01:06:23.059 --> 01:06:26.300
old girl. Yeah, remove the top two ropes boom

01:06:26.300 --> 01:06:28.940
So they look like Giants like damn those guys

01:06:28.940 --> 01:06:32.039
are huge But you need a big guy with big guys

01:06:32.039 --> 01:06:34.480
to be able to separate. You need a Mark Goddard.

01:06:34.619 --> 01:06:40.699
You need a big dude that's strong to get guys

01:06:40.699 --> 01:06:42.260
off each other. Now we're talking about a 105

01:06:42.260 --> 01:06:44.800
deception. You're right, like a normal fight.

01:06:44.840 --> 01:06:47.019
He just hit him with a flying knee in the face.

01:06:47.619 --> 01:06:51.550
This cat is so fast. That cat got knives. It's

01:06:51.550 --> 01:06:55.449
so technical, too. Look how slick he is, moving

01:06:55.449 --> 01:06:57.570
off the line and pulling his head back, moving

01:06:57.570 --> 01:07:00.869
to the side. Everything is just so slick. Isn't

01:07:00.869 --> 01:07:02.690
it weird how much more technical the smaller,

01:07:02.929 --> 01:07:05.889
the lower the weight? It has to be. They don't

01:07:05.889 --> 01:07:08.400
have any power. They've got to catch you perfect

01:07:08.400 --> 01:07:10.559
to knock you out. It's not like a heavyweight

01:07:10.559 --> 01:07:13.119
where it's one shot. But there's also more competition,

01:07:13.380 --> 01:07:15.219
so you've got to be really, really good. It's

01:07:15.219 --> 01:07:19.420
also just the speed. There's no gravity. They

01:07:19.420 --> 01:07:21.579
weigh 105 pounds. They're going to live forever.

01:07:21.820 --> 01:07:24.619
Their legs move so quick. Everything moves so

01:07:24.619 --> 01:07:28.340
quick. Their arms are so small. But also at that

01:07:28.340 --> 01:07:30.199
weight, it has to be a perfect shot to inflict

01:07:30.199 --> 01:07:33.099
damage. Like a heavyweight clips you with a jab,

01:07:33.119 --> 01:07:35.900
you're fucked. Exactly. But it's just how fast

01:07:35.900 --> 01:07:38.679
these guys can check things. Look at that left

01:07:38.679 --> 01:07:41.739
hand to the body he throws. It's nuts. If they

01:07:41.739 --> 01:07:43.940
weighed in at 105, they'd probably walk at like

01:07:43.940 --> 01:07:48.079
120, right? 110. Who knows? They don't look big.

01:07:48.300 --> 01:07:50.679
If you're fighting at 105, it's probably because

01:07:50.679 --> 01:07:53.440
that's really your weight class. Nobody wants

01:07:53.440 --> 01:07:55.639
to admit they fight at 105. They want to lie.

01:07:56.420 --> 01:07:58.480
Because women are like, what? You weigh less

01:07:58.480 --> 01:08:04.409
than me? Yoshinari is so fucking technical. Oh,

01:08:04.489 --> 01:08:05.969
it's wicked. Unbelievable. Look at that knee

01:08:05.969 --> 01:08:08.469
to the body. There's that straight left. I mean,

01:08:08.510 --> 01:08:11.650
he's tuning him up. I'm pretty sure this is the

01:08:11.650 --> 01:08:14.650
round where he stops him. There it is. With a

01:08:14.650 --> 01:08:17.609
bull cut. Here it comes. Boom. Look how he's

01:08:17.609 --> 01:08:19.750
throwing it to the body, man. It's just, he's

01:08:19.750 --> 01:08:22.810
so quick. It's weird when you watch that. It's

01:08:22.810 --> 01:08:25.729
like everybody else looks slow now. And I think

01:08:25.729 --> 01:08:27.750
one championship is focusing more on the MMA.

01:08:28.050 --> 01:08:29.930
I'm sorry, the Muay Thai with the MMA gloves,

01:08:30.029 --> 01:08:33.130
too. Look at how slick that was. Is Rak Mexican?

01:08:33.470 --> 01:08:40.770
No, he's Thailand. Damn, bro. There's a lot of

01:08:40.770 --> 01:08:43.550
Japanese guys that are dominating now. They're

01:08:43.550 --> 01:08:46.850
dominating in 1FC, in kickboxing especially.

01:08:47.229 --> 01:08:49.090
This is like the first one that I've seen that's

01:08:49.090 --> 01:08:53.300
really dominating in pure Muay Thai. Oh, look

01:08:53.300 --> 01:08:56.779
at that. Look at that straight left. Heavyweight's

01:08:56.779 --> 01:08:58.880
about to fight. Austin Lane played for the Dallas

01:08:58.880 --> 01:09:02.199
Cowboys, Eddie. What position? D -end. Really?

01:09:02.199 --> 01:09:03.460
It might have been Carolina, but I'm pretty sure

01:09:03.460 --> 01:09:06.140
Dallas. Defensive end? What does he weigh? He's

01:09:06.140 --> 01:09:09.779
266, 260. So if he were 205, he's probably 230.

01:09:10.300 --> 01:09:11.979
Well, no, but he used to fight at heavyweight,

01:09:12.000 --> 01:09:16.920
and he was like 260. Okay. He's cut down. It's

01:09:16.920 --> 01:09:18.600
interesting because we were talking about heavyweight.

01:09:18.640 --> 01:09:22.899
That pool is the shallowest pool. When Francis

01:09:22.899 --> 01:09:25.159
was going over and they said they were going

01:09:25.159 --> 01:09:26.859
to do a fight on that card, I was like, who's

01:09:26.859 --> 01:09:30.380
he going to fight? Miles Garrett. Imagine that.

01:09:30.520 --> 01:09:34.500
Miles Garrett fought? Bro. 290 all muscle. His

01:09:34.500 --> 01:09:38.359
nickname is Jurassic. Phillip Lenz is good, but

01:09:38.359 --> 01:09:40.760
it's like, who else? Phillip Lenz fought at 205,

01:09:40.760 --> 01:09:41.939
brother. Right. You know what I'm saying? So

01:09:41.939 --> 01:09:45.119
it's like, but to MVP's defense, like, who else

01:09:45.119 --> 01:09:46.840
is there? Right, that's the question. There's

01:09:46.840 --> 01:09:49.720
no, like, free agents that you would go, ooh,

01:09:49.800 --> 01:09:51.199
I want to see that fight. That's what makes the

01:09:51.199 --> 01:09:54.739
UFC, you know. kind of have a stranglehold on

01:09:54.739 --> 01:09:57.340
the industry is these long contracts. Guys really

01:09:57.340 --> 01:09:59.439
can't get out. It's very tough to get out. Well,

01:09:59.439 --> 01:10:03.060
especially heavyweights. Like, A, there's not

01:10:03.060 --> 01:10:05.420
many. The talent pool is so small already. And

01:10:05.420 --> 01:10:09.140
the UFC's locked up all the good ones. How about

01:10:09.140 --> 01:10:11.840
that one dude that he won and they cut him loose?

01:10:12.699 --> 01:10:15.560
Because he's so boring. That's crazy. Is that

01:10:15.560 --> 01:10:17.539
the only time that's ever happened? I don't know.

01:10:17.960 --> 01:10:20.159
How do you win and get cut? Because you're not

01:10:20.159 --> 01:10:22.460
entertaining? But you're beating guys. But I

01:10:22.460 --> 01:10:24.920
never, I mean, you still got Taito Iwasa who's

01:10:24.920 --> 01:10:27.039
lost like six in a row and they move him up in

01:10:27.039 --> 01:10:29.420
the rankings. I love Taito, so I hope he gets

01:10:29.420 --> 01:10:35.779
to number one. But heavyweights are shit. Oh,

01:10:35.779 --> 01:10:39.380
that's over. Oh, that's bad. There goes the Dallas

01:10:39.380 --> 01:10:43.899
Cowboys. As usual. Yeah, as usual. That dude's

01:10:43.899 --> 01:10:46.000
a fucking tank, man. Yeah, he's a problem. Damn.

01:10:46.720 --> 01:10:48.439
MVP's up next. Is that guy Russian or something?

01:10:49.100 --> 01:10:52.260
What is he? Was his name Iwo? That was Iwo? I

01:10:52.260 --> 01:10:56.079
think he's from Poland. Is he Polish? Iwo Baranuski.

01:10:56.420 --> 01:10:58.840
Baranuski. But to your point, Joe, the heavyweight

01:10:58.840 --> 01:11:00.800
division is... Poland? Yeah. The heavyweight

01:11:00.800 --> 01:11:04.180
division is the worst it's ever been. It's weird

01:11:04.180 --> 01:11:06.279
because you've got Gabe Stevenson, who's not

01:11:06.279 --> 01:11:09.420
in the UFC yet. He's the guy that's the most

01:11:09.420 --> 01:11:11.770
interesting. Dude. And he's not even in the UFC.

01:11:11.770 --> 01:11:13.649
Someone got me. It must have been, you know,

01:11:13.670 --> 01:11:16.829
there's MMA sites that leak shit, and who knows

01:11:16.829 --> 01:11:19.649
if it's true. They're like Gabe Stevenson versus

01:11:19.649 --> 01:11:22.989
JDS on the MVP card. I'm like, bro, take my fucking

01:11:22.989 --> 01:11:26.289
money. I was crunk for it. And then I was doing

01:11:26.289 --> 01:11:28.430
it on my show. That's crazy. Crazy. You could

01:11:28.430 --> 01:11:31.390
see it happening. Here it is. Boom. Over the

01:11:31.390 --> 01:11:33.189
top. It looks worse because it's dreads. I saw

01:11:33.189 --> 01:11:34.689
something that said Mighty Mouse was on it, but

01:11:34.689 --> 01:11:36.470
that's obviously not true. No, Mighty Mouse,

01:11:36.609 --> 01:11:40.180
he's... Flatly said he's retired. What's the

01:11:40.180 --> 01:11:43.279
worst case scenario in a fight? You get knocked

01:11:43.279 --> 01:11:45.539
the fuck out, you get flatlined, and they got

01:11:45.539 --> 01:11:47.840
to take you out on a stretcher. That would be

01:11:47.840 --> 01:11:49.079
the worst. There's nothing worse than that, right?

01:11:49.180 --> 01:11:51.100
That sucks. That's the worst? That sucks. Other

01:11:51.100 --> 01:11:53.659
than a broken leg. The thing is, if you get knocked

01:11:53.659 --> 01:11:55.380
the fuck out and taken on a stretcher, you might

01:11:55.380 --> 01:11:57.239
be okay in a few months. Six months, you're fine.

01:11:57.319 --> 01:12:00.340
If you get your leg snapped, you're out. Visually,

01:12:00.399 --> 01:12:02.680
it's bad, right? I think for your ego, get knocked

01:12:02.680 --> 01:12:05.060
out. Do you guys remember when K -1 was in Los

01:12:05.060 --> 01:12:08.779
Angeles in 2005? That was when Hoist fought Sakuraba

01:12:08.779 --> 01:12:11.619
the second time and beat him. People forget about

01:12:11.619 --> 01:12:14.319
that. Hoist beat Sakuraba. He beat him from fucking

01:12:14.319 --> 01:12:18.800
on his back. He was throwing sidekicks to Sakuraba's

01:12:18.800 --> 01:12:22.100
knee off his butt. It was crazy. But also on

01:12:22.100 --> 01:12:24.520
that card, there was a football player. He was

01:12:24.520 --> 01:12:27.500
a wide receiver. Johnny Morton. Johnny Morton.

01:12:27.699 --> 01:12:29.659
He was a wide receiver for the Detroit Lions.

01:12:29.880 --> 01:12:34.000
He goes out and he fights a black dude who lives

01:12:34.000 --> 01:12:37.060
in Japan and is a comedian. But he's a kickboxer,

01:12:37.060 --> 01:12:39.560
too. I forget his name. Black dude. Japanese

01:12:39.560 --> 01:12:43.239
guy. Yeah, there it is. And dude, look. Dude,

01:12:43.319 --> 01:12:47.279
he... He gets put in a stretcher. Johnny Morton.

01:12:47.279 --> 01:12:49.880
So after this, after this... He only had one

01:12:49.880 --> 01:12:51.539
fight. No football players. All the football

01:12:51.539 --> 01:12:52.960
players were training for MMA. They were going

01:12:52.960 --> 01:12:57.260
to do MMA and dominate. That's why they're not

01:12:57.260 --> 01:12:59.180
fighting in MMA. Well, it's just crazy to step

01:12:59.180 --> 01:13:01.560
all the way up to a guy who's a pro kickboxer.

01:13:01.579 --> 01:13:04.100
They don't show the stretcher shit. Yeah, Johnny

01:13:04.100 --> 01:13:06.659
Morton got fucked up. That was K -1 Dynamite.

01:13:06.720 --> 01:13:10.260
We were there drinking next to Charles... Crazy

01:13:10.260 --> 01:13:11.619
Horse Bennett. Crazy Horse Bennett. Yeah, yeah.

01:13:11.699 --> 01:13:14.409
Look at that. Dude, that's the worst possible

01:13:14.409 --> 01:13:17.369
scenario. You get taken out in a stretcher with

01:13:17.369 --> 01:13:19.810
a neck brace? That was Brock Lesnar's first MMA

01:13:19.810 --> 01:13:22.750
fight. That's right. Yeah. It was outdoor in

01:13:22.750 --> 01:13:25.770
SoCal. Yep. That's right. Oh, my God. Watch that

01:13:25.770 --> 01:13:27.489
move the guy makes. Watch him jerk his neck.

01:13:28.090 --> 01:13:32.350
Right? Oh, damn. Jesus Christ, bro. His neck

01:13:32.350 --> 01:13:34.250
was broken. It's fucked. He's like, dude, I don't

01:13:34.250 --> 01:13:36.229
need to be taken out in a stretcher. He's like,

01:13:36.250 --> 01:13:39.710
dude, that's all NFL players, dude. That's when

01:13:39.710 --> 01:13:42.109
they dipped out. When they saw that shit. And

01:13:42.109 --> 01:13:43.829
that's the fight when your mother goes, your

01:13:43.829 --> 01:13:47.010
grandmother goes, your girlfriend goes. He was

01:13:47.010 --> 01:13:50.130
an awesome NFL wide receiver. Johnny Morton?

01:13:50.149 --> 01:13:52.789
He was a stud at USC. Dude, he was awesome. He's

01:13:52.789 --> 01:13:54.390
from there, bro. So he got knocked down in front

01:13:54.390 --> 01:13:56.729
of everybody. All his homies. Worst case scenario.

01:13:56.850 --> 01:13:58.250
There's a bunch of football players after that,

01:13:58.310 --> 01:14:00.510
though. What, Jamie? Outside of the Coliseum?

01:14:00.649 --> 01:14:04.750
Yeah. Yeah. It's outdoor. Yeah. Wow. Because

01:14:04.750 --> 01:14:06.229
you also had Michael Westbrook. Remember him?

01:14:06.529 --> 01:14:09.810
Black belt? Remember Michael Westbrook? He's

01:14:09.810 --> 01:14:13.489
a fighter. Washington Redskins. Played at University

01:14:13.489 --> 01:14:16.949
of Colorado. Caught the Michigan Hail Mary. Where

01:14:16.949 --> 01:14:21.149
did he fight? He fought... Bring that up, Jamie.

01:14:21.350 --> 01:14:24.090
He had some straight up MMA fights. He was so

01:14:24.090 --> 01:14:26.829
fucking athletic. Another fight that came up

01:14:26.829 --> 01:14:29.750
at the gym was fucking Brock Lesnar versus Alistair

01:14:29.750 --> 01:14:33.050
Overeem when he was eating horse meat. That was

01:14:33.050 --> 01:14:36.710
the juiciest fight in history. That was brutal.

01:14:36.989 --> 01:14:39.350
I forgot it. Fuck. What were you going to say?

01:14:39.529 --> 01:14:42.670
I forget. Football? I forget. Fuck. Football.

01:14:44.529 --> 01:14:47.630
Oh, Herschel Walker. Yes. People forgot about

01:14:47.630 --> 01:14:49.829
Herschel. That's right. He did good. He was doing

01:14:49.829 --> 01:14:52.350
good in Strikeforce. He was in his 40s. He was

01:14:52.350 --> 01:14:56.350
stiff, but he was fucking people up. King of

01:14:56.350 --> 01:14:58.090
the Cage. That's right. Michael Westbrook, King

01:14:58.090 --> 01:14:59.489
of the Cage. Now, when did Michael Westbrook

01:14:59.489 --> 01:15:02.989
play in Colorado? Jamie, find me some Herschel

01:15:02.989 --> 01:15:06.729
Walker MMA highlights. I was there. Yeah. Herschel

01:15:06.729 --> 01:15:09.029
Walker MMA highlights when he fought for Strikeforce.

01:15:09.170 --> 01:15:11.510
Yep. He was stiff as fuck, but he was a problem.

01:15:11.630 --> 01:15:14.750
In his 40s, fucking people up, dude. He looked

01:15:14.750 --> 01:15:19.270
real good and fucking scary. And he fought guys

01:15:19.270 --> 01:15:21.130
that knew how to fight. He fought real guys.

01:15:21.369 --> 01:15:23.010
I mean, they weren't top guys. He trained at

01:15:23.010 --> 01:15:25.170
AK, remember? They were real guys. And didn't

01:15:25.170 --> 01:15:28.609
he run for political office? Yes, later. Yeah,

01:15:29.149 --> 01:15:33.250
he's 48 here. That's wild. Wild. They say he's

01:15:33.250 --> 01:15:35.310
like the biggest freak of all time. Oh, athletic

01:15:35.310 --> 01:15:37.550
freak? Yeah, for sure. Was he the one that said

01:15:37.550 --> 01:15:39.310
he didn't lift weights and shit? I think he did

01:15:39.310 --> 01:15:41.510
1 ,000 push -ups a day and 1 ,000 sit -ups. 1

01:15:41.510 --> 01:15:44.090
,000 push -ups, 1 ,000 sit -ups, and 1 ,000 squats.

01:15:44.430 --> 01:15:46.090
He said crazy things like he only eats a bowl

01:15:46.090 --> 01:15:48.250
of soup and a salad. Yeah, I don't know, man.

01:15:48.390 --> 01:15:50.550
Yeah, he said crazy things. People were like,

01:15:50.649 --> 01:15:53.770
wait, one day you did that? The other day you

01:15:53.770 --> 01:15:55.869
ate a whole cow? Just cattle crunch. That doesn't

01:15:55.869 --> 01:15:58.220
make any sense, man. You're so jacked. There's

01:15:58.220 --> 01:16:00.560
no way you're supporting that with a salad and

01:16:00.560 --> 01:16:03.279
a bowl of soup. No. Dude, he's fucking that dude.

01:16:03.279 --> 01:16:06.560
But he also had, I want to say it was trauma

01:16:06.560 --> 01:16:09.880
-based personality disorder, like multiple personality

01:16:09.880 --> 01:16:13.399
disorder. No way. Yeah. A handful. Yeah. Dude,

01:16:13.560 --> 01:16:16.579
he was, look at the size of him. Look how jacked

01:16:16.579 --> 01:16:21.600
he is at 48. Just shredded. The fights were good,

01:16:21.640 --> 01:16:23.880
too. Like, he's skillful. I mean, he was definitely,

01:16:23.899 --> 01:16:25.840
like, super -duper strong. That was a big part

01:16:25.840 --> 01:16:27.720
of it. Look at that. Look how jacked he is, son.

01:16:28.359 --> 01:16:32.180
Look at him. That's crazy. 48. That's nuts. Joe

01:16:32.180 --> 01:16:35.340
Rogan. That's nuts. You have to go to his game.

01:16:35.640 --> 01:16:39.119
Like, watch it. When he kept jumping over the

01:16:39.119 --> 01:16:42.220
score in the national championship game. Hershel

01:16:42.220 --> 01:16:44.520
Walker? Hershel Walker kept. When he played for

01:16:44.520 --> 01:16:46.619
Georgia? When he played for Georgia. Oh, my God.

01:16:48.140 --> 01:16:49.960
That shit he used to do. Dude, do you remember

01:16:49.960 --> 01:16:52.699
he went to the USFL? Yeah, yeah. He went to the

01:16:52.699 --> 01:16:54.340
USFL. That's how I met him. Same thing with Jim

01:16:54.340 --> 01:16:56.060
Kelly, too. That's how I met him. And Steve Young.

01:16:56.340 --> 01:16:59.600
When I thought I was going to be a football player,

01:16:59.720 --> 01:17:02.380
I was like 12 years old. They go, where are you

01:17:02.380 --> 01:17:05.279
going to go, the NFL or the USFL? I'm like, whoever

01:17:05.279 --> 01:17:08.699
pays me the most money. I go where the bag's

01:17:08.699 --> 01:17:12.760
at. The bag. The USFL. Dude, I really thought

01:17:12.760 --> 01:17:14.619
I was going to play football. That's funny. I

01:17:14.619 --> 01:17:16.899
had no idea. Imagine how much we're talking about

01:17:16.899 --> 01:17:20.319
Yoel Romero. physique and Yoel Romero don't even

01:17:20.319 --> 01:17:22.699
look as good as Herschel. Yeah, true. But Yoel

01:17:22.699 --> 01:17:24.819
is a better fighter. Oh, beyond. Yeah, yeah.

01:17:25.000 --> 01:17:29.119
Not even close. I would say Herschel and... But

01:17:29.119 --> 01:17:31.000
still, Herschel is so shredded. I would say they

01:17:31.000 --> 01:17:33.340
had very similar bodies. No, Herschel is more

01:17:33.340 --> 01:17:35.819
shredded. Herschel is more shredded. Yeah, well,

01:17:35.880 --> 01:17:38.359
Yoel looks super impressive at 48. Yoel's back

01:17:38.359 --> 01:17:40.659
is maybe bigger. But Yoel is like, he's bigger.

01:17:40.840 --> 01:17:42.819
He's got more body fat on him. You know, he's

01:17:42.819 --> 01:17:45.119
like, he's bigger. He's like, he's fighting heavyweight

01:17:45.119 --> 01:17:48.020
now. So he, you know... Remember how big he was

01:17:48.020 --> 01:17:49.859
at one time we did a podcast with him? He was

01:17:49.859 --> 01:17:51.659
still fighting in 185. Look at that. Look at

01:17:51.659 --> 01:17:53.539
that Hershel Walker. Come on, son. All right,

01:17:53.619 --> 01:17:57.859
all right. At 48, that's kind of bananas. Damn,

01:17:57.880 --> 01:17:59.819
those traps are... Kind of bananas. That's football

01:17:59.819 --> 01:18:01.880
traps. That's football traps. But the thing about

01:18:01.880 --> 01:18:03.859
Yoel is Yoel's not cutting any weight anymore.

01:18:04.100 --> 01:18:06.100
You know, when he was fighting in 185, he was

01:18:06.100 --> 01:18:07.159
pretty shredded. Well, if I'm MVP, you want to

01:18:07.159 --> 01:18:09.640
knock people's socks off, I do Darren Till, Yoel

01:18:09.640 --> 01:18:13.609
Romero. Take my fucking money, dude. I already

01:18:13.609 --> 01:18:14.829
have a subscription, but you know what I'm saying.

01:18:14.930 --> 01:18:17.350
But I don't think Darren's doing any MMA anymore.

01:18:17.529 --> 01:18:20.630
I think it's just boxing. You know, he looked

01:18:20.630 --> 01:18:22.470
really good against Luke Rockhold, and I think

01:18:22.470 --> 01:18:24.550
his knees fuck with him. You know, he had some

01:18:24.550 --> 01:18:26.250
real bad knee problems. That's why he left to

01:18:26.250 --> 01:18:28.109
get on some peptide and some other shit, and

01:18:28.109 --> 01:18:29.829
to cure that knee. He doesn't really cure it

01:18:29.829 --> 01:18:31.890
that well. It depends on how much you got. He's

01:18:31.890 --> 01:18:33.409
got some stem cells. That's where he got some

01:18:33.409 --> 01:18:35.590
stem cells. Yeah, but once you have meniscus

01:18:35.590 --> 01:18:37.789
problems, you've got no cushioning in there,

01:18:37.850 --> 01:18:41.250
and you get arthritis. I just want meniscus since

01:18:41.250 --> 01:18:44.329
The Ultimate Fighter. And, you know, I like to

01:18:44.329 --> 01:18:46.649
run long distance. And I was telling Brigham

01:18:46.649 --> 01:18:48.130
about it. And he's like, dude, tell him, let's

01:18:48.130 --> 01:18:51.310
see what these stem cells do. I can run all day

01:18:51.310 --> 01:18:53.649
now. I'm sure. I believe you. But the thing is,

01:18:53.729 --> 01:18:55.750
like, once the cartilage is gone, you're like

01:18:55.750 --> 01:18:59.149
Kamaru Usman territory. Yeah. There's not a whole

01:18:59.149 --> 01:19:01.430
lot they can do. Yeah. It's always going to hurt.

01:19:01.489 --> 01:19:05.380
I'm hearing that. Stem cells are regrown cartilage

01:19:05.380 --> 01:19:07.819
to that's the latest. Yeah, I've seen that here.

01:19:07.840 --> 01:19:10.359
That's like new studies the I don't think they've

01:19:10.359 --> 01:19:12.279
applied to humans yet But they're gonna be able

01:19:12.279 --> 01:19:13.760
to do that and they're also gonna be able to

01:19:13.760 --> 01:19:16.300
there's a new treatment for disc degenerative

01:19:16.300 --> 01:19:17.859
disc disease You know where they're spreading

01:19:17.859 --> 01:19:20.399
the discs out making them larger again. Some

01:19:20.399 --> 01:19:22.560
cells are wild I've been telling Joe for the

01:19:22.560 --> 01:19:24.420
last two days. You don't know what I'm talking

01:19:24.420 --> 01:19:27.880
about. I'll bring them Last year that kid from

01:19:27.880 --> 01:19:30.510
the Boston Celtics ripped his leg apart during

01:19:30.510 --> 01:19:32.409
the playoffs. What's his name? Jason Tatum. He

01:19:32.409 --> 01:19:34.170
came back in 248 days or something like that.

01:19:34.170 --> 01:19:36.550
Put that in your fucking pipe and smoke it. What

01:19:36.550 --> 01:19:40.390
did he rip, Jamie? Achilles, I think. Achilles

01:19:40.390 --> 01:19:42.250
and something in his knee. The other guy's still

01:19:42.250 --> 01:19:44.470
out. This motherfucker came back in the first

01:19:44.470 --> 01:19:48.170
game. He slam dunked it. And I'm like, I just

01:19:48.170 --> 01:19:49.710
watched it to see. I thought he was on a buckle

01:19:49.710 --> 01:19:52.210
and shit. 248 days is a good amount of time.

01:19:52.350 --> 01:19:55.350
298. 298 is a good amount of time. Yeah, it's

01:19:55.350 --> 01:19:57.250
almost a year. Yeah, that gives you plenty of

01:19:57.250 --> 01:20:00.890
time to... Get rehabilitated and build your strength

01:20:00.890 --> 01:20:02.909
back up. Starting NBA, though. Amazing. Look,

01:20:02.970 --> 01:20:05.909
it's amazing. How long was Kobe out? Not longer,

01:20:06.170 --> 01:20:08.069
I think. I know, but you're talking about 10

01:20:08.069 --> 01:20:09.409
years. Remember Aaron Rodgers when he tore his

01:20:09.409 --> 01:20:11.470
Achilles? He came back real quick. Yeah. Aaron

01:20:11.470 --> 01:20:14.369
Rodgers did. That's the new one. Aaron Rodgers

01:20:14.369 --> 01:20:16.529
was working with Brigham. Yes. They were working

01:20:16.529 --> 01:20:19.470
with Wastewell. Yep. That's part of the reason

01:20:19.470 --> 01:20:21.649
why he came back so quick was stem cells. Correct.

01:20:21.789 --> 01:20:25.670
Yeah. What they got out now. So that injury.

01:20:26.220 --> 01:20:28.779
I knew something as, you know, when I was a kid,

01:20:28.800 --> 01:20:30.819
if you ripped your Achilles tendon, that's a

01:20:30.819 --> 01:20:33.260
year. Yeah, you're out. And this guy, you're

01:20:33.260 --> 01:20:36.340
not getting to what I said. It's 249 days or

01:20:36.340 --> 01:20:40.260
whatever the fuck it was. 298 days, but that's

01:20:40.260 --> 01:20:43.840
just to do shit. Never mind playing an NBA game

01:20:43.840 --> 01:20:46.680
and dunking a fucking basketball, Joe. Football,

01:20:47.060 --> 01:20:49.619
you need a little more time. Football? I paid

01:20:49.619 --> 01:20:51.460
attention to that guy. I came in here a year

01:20:51.460 --> 01:20:53.380
ago, and I told you. I went to a Celtic game.

01:20:53.789 --> 01:20:57.029
And the strength that Jason Tatum has is not

01:20:57.029 --> 01:20:59.250
the strength that basketball players when I play

01:20:59.250 --> 01:21:01.390
that. They're training different things. It's

01:21:01.390 --> 01:21:03.430
a whole new world out there. That lightning,

01:21:03.590 --> 01:21:05.850
when they go into paint. Have you seen that fucking

01:21:05.850 --> 01:21:08.130
seven -foot guy shooting jumpers? For San Antonio?

01:21:08.350 --> 01:21:11.590
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, that Asian

01:21:11.590 --> 01:21:15.569
guy? No, no, no. He's French. He's French. French

01:21:15.569 --> 01:21:17.770
Black. French Black, yeah. I don't follow basketball

01:21:17.770 --> 01:21:19.689
too much, but I know it's awkward. I know that

01:21:19.689 --> 01:21:23.850
guy. I'm interested in this. Yep. Adesanya and

01:21:23.850 --> 01:21:26.810
Joe Piper. Very interested in that. That's a

01:21:26.810 --> 01:21:28.649
scary fight. I would have put that on the White

01:21:28.649 --> 01:21:31.199
House. Right? Listen, I have a friend that...

01:21:31.199 --> 01:21:33.640
Right? That would be crazy. I have a friend that

01:21:33.640 --> 01:21:37.340
did crack. What? For 40 fucking years. No teeth.

01:21:37.439 --> 01:21:40.539
He's driving a cab. He got that rectal cancer.

01:21:40.739 --> 01:21:43.680
What is that? Rectal? Oh, yeah. Colon. Colon

01:21:43.680 --> 01:21:46.500
cancer? Colon cancer. Rectal. Three treatments,

01:21:46.640 --> 01:21:49.640
guys. Of stems? No. In your head? What'd he get?

01:21:50.359 --> 01:21:53.380
No. Three treatments of what? Something? He's

01:21:53.380 --> 01:21:55.899
good to go? Good to go. He's back smoking crack,

01:21:56.000 --> 01:22:00.939
driving a cab. My stem cell spot in Tijuana,

01:22:01.180 --> 01:22:04.979
CPI, they're working on using stem cells to cure

01:22:04.979 --> 01:22:07.829
cancer. They're doing some crazy shit out there.

01:22:08.289 --> 01:22:10.489
It's crazy. It's a different world. CPI is doing

01:22:10.489 --> 01:22:13.050
some shit that you can't do in the United States

01:22:13.050 --> 01:22:16.229
legally. That's why they're in Mexico. If they

01:22:16.229 --> 01:22:18.449
could do what they're doing in the United States,

01:22:18.550 --> 01:22:20.670
there would be a CPI in every major city. Well,

01:22:20.710 --> 01:22:22.250
let me tell you something. A big thing hasn't

01:22:22.250 --> 01:22:23.949
come up. And there should be. We were talking

01:22:23.949 --> 01:22:25.989
about this yesterday. Right now, peptides are

01:22:25.989 --> 01:22:27.470
an all -time high. They're great. People are

01:22:27.470 --> 01:22:29.449
paying attention to them. People are reading

01:22:29.449 --> 01:22:31.229
about them. But there's so many different peptides.

01:22:31.550 --> 01:22:34.289
Now, I'm 63 fucking years old. And last time

01:22:34.289 --> 01:22:36.300
I went to... bring them, I went on that computer

01:22:36.300 --> 01:22:38.979
with the AI guy. Oh, the alien? I told the fucking

01:22:38.979 --> 01:22:41.659
guy, I go, listen, I'm 63, I want to make my

01:22:41.659 --> 01:22:43.340
dick bigger and stronger and et cetera, bitch.

01:22:43.340 --> 01:22:46.260
Dick stems. Dick stems. So he goes, you know,

01:22:46.260 --> 01:22:48.920
the grandfather of that is testosterone and then

01:22:48.920 --> 01:22:51.899
there's peptides you can use. So I went back

01:22:51.899 --> 01:22:55.039
and I ordered one of the peptides. We cooking?

01:22:56.939 --> 01:23:01.539
No bueno, guys. No? Too hard? Too hard. PT -141

01:23:01.539 --> 01:23:04.279
doesn't affect blood flow. PT -141? What is that?

01:23:04.439 --> 01:23:07.119
That's a peptide. For your dick? Blood flow.

01:23:07.319 --> 01:23:09.640
For blood flow. It's been in vectors since 1970.

01:23:10.180 --> 01:23:13.079
For women and guys. But this is how crazy this

01:23:13.079 --> 01:23:15.239
is. It's been around since 1970. So why are you

01:23:15.239 --> 01:23:18.039
giving me Viagra? Why are you giving me fucking

01:23:18.039 --> 01:23:22.119
Viagra? If you know this is fucking better for

01:23:22.119 --> 01:23:26.060
you. Gentlemen. It says it's for desire. Put

01:23:26.060 --> 01:23:30.899
that back up. It says it's choose to treat generalized

01:23:30.899 --> 01:23:36.140
hypoactive sexual desire disorder in premenopausal

01:23:36.140 --> 01:23:39.539
women. And off -label for erectile dysfunction

01:23:39.539 --> 01:23:42.479
in men. It didn't work for you, John? 72 hours?

01:23:43.000 --> 01:23:45.520
Listen, unlike ED pills that target blood flow,

01:23:45.779 --> 01:23:48.979
PT -141 acts on the central nervous system to

01:23:48.979 --> 01:23:52.479
increase sexual desire. Dude, we gotta get that.

01:23:52.640 --> 01:23:54.680
Yeah, I wanted to fuck a midget that night. No,

01:23:54.699 --> 01:23:56.579
it didn't work out for you. It didn't work out

01:23:56.579 --> 01:23:59.319
for you? PT -141? It sounds exciting. Let me

01:23:59.319 --> 01:24:01.340
just break it down for you. Please do. Like,

01:24:01.340 --> 01:24:03.439
I was always scared of Viagra. And one of you

01:24:03.439 --> 01:24:05.260
guys said it's for the heart. It used to be a

01:24:05.260 --> 01:24:07.060
heart medication, then it became... It was a

01:24:07.060 --> 01:24:08.939
low blood pressure medication. Something like

01:24:08.939 --> 01:24:10.699
that. And that's why I took it. I took it the

01:24:10.699 --> 01:24:13.220
first time. It's okay. It's okay. This shit,

01:24:13.260 --> 01:24:16.439
I just wanted to take on principle. Where do

01:24:16.439 --> 01:24:21.000
you get it? Peptide store. You order it online,

01:24:21.180 --> 01:24:23.060
even fucking waste of oil is going to get it

01:24:23.060 --> 01:24:24.279
for you. It's coming straight from China, dog.

01:24:24.319 --> 01:24:28.079
Peptide store. But listen, the desire that you

01:24:28.079 --> 01:24:30.500
have is like, how it causes, because I did it,

01:24:30.560 --> 01:24:33.300
I was like, what the fuck is this? So you shoot

01:24:33.300 --> 01:24:35.979
it at seven. In your dick? No, you shoot it in

01:24:35.979 --> 01:24:38.100
your arm. Okay, at seven. Or in your stomach.

01:24:38.239 --> 01:24:40.420
So you have to tell your wife, like, hey, hang

01:24:40.420 --> 01:24:42.420
on. You don't say shit. Don't tell nobody. You

01:24:42.420 --> 01:24:45.500
don't tell nobody. Nobody. You're at home, the

01:24:45.500 --> 01:24:47.640
kids are out, you just blast it in your stomach.

01:24:47.739 --> 01:24:50.439
And you wait. Give it three hours. Three hours?

01:24:50.699 --> 01:24:52.300
Wait for it to kick in. That's a long time. How

01:24:52.300 --> 01:24:56.159
long does it last? 72. 72 hours. So the wait

01:24:56.159 --> 01:25:01.779
is working. Don't worry about the fucking wait.

01:25:01.880 --> 01:25:04.300
So it's a horny peptide? You're walking into

01:25:04.300 --> 01:25:07.239
three days of, and let me tell you what, so people,

01:25:07.380 --> 01:25:10.260
I'm older. So the first night, yeah, I got a

01:25:10.260 --> 01:25:11.920
little bit of a hard on. I looked at my wife.

01:25:12.020 --> 01:25:18.060
I'm like, no, it's too late. It's too late. Yeah,

01:25:18.060 --> 01:25:19.859
it was like 11 .30. She ain't in for that shit.

01:25:20.600 --> 01:25:25.500
She's watching Miami TV and shit. Now, I haven't

01:25:25.500 --> 01:25:27.579
given my wife a stab in the morning since I turned

01:25:27.579 --> 01:25:30.399
50. It says it's a navel spray. Yeah, they got

01:25:30.399 --> 01:25:35.020
a nasal one, too. It'll go right in there. The

01:25:35.020 --> 01:25:37.439
response to the peptide is rapid, eliciting a

01:25:37.439 --> 01:25:39.840
penile reaction within minutes. I told you, dog.

01:25:39.920 --> 01:25:42.340
I never sprayed it, but now that I know, let's

01:25:42.340 --> 01:25:45.979
get the spray on top. So the first night, yeah,

01:25:46.039 --> 01:25:48.920
it was okay. I didn't whack off or nothing. The

01:25:48.920 --> 01:25:51.930
next morning, I got up and I couldn't pee. Because

01:25:51.930 --> 01:25:54.770
that motherfucker was out and about. He was like

01:25:54.770 --> 01:25:58.350
a Marine going to Iran. This motherfucker was

01:25:58.350 --> 01:26:01.710
out there. I couldn't even pee. And I'm at the

01:26:01.710 --> 01:26:03.329
dip in my head, and I go, honey, don't go downstairs

01:26:03.329 --> 01:26:05.789
yet. She's like, why? I got to drink coffee.

01:26:05.890 --> 01:26:07.149
No, no, no. I want to get you all surprised.

01:26:07.510 --> 01:26:09.250
Oh, my God. Because I stopped giving the stabbings

01:26:09.250 --> 01:26:11.130
after 50, because I don't like stabbings at night.

01:26:11.170 --> 01:26:12.750
I like them in the morning. Yeah. That's the

01:26:12.750 --> 01:26:14.189
best action. Yeah, me too. The monkeys ferment.

01:26:14.369 --> 01:26:15.789
You're awake. You're a total fucking thing. You're

01:26:15.789 --> 01:26:17.510
awake. Boogers in your eyes. You don't care.

01:26:17.630 --> 01:26:18.989
Boogers in your eyes. You just eat monkey and

01:26:18.989 --> 01:26:21.390
fucking. Dust is going all over the place, but

01:26:21.390 --> 01:26:25.930
fuck you. Dog, I stopped because when you turn

01:26:25.930 --> 01:26:28.029
over 50, they say that's the best time to get

01:26:28.029 --> 01:26:30.140
a heart attack. It was between 6 in the morning

01:26:30.140 --> 01:26:32.079
and 12 at lunch. So I used to always give my

01:26:32.079 --> 01:26:34.640
wife, like, a stab in the morning. I felt a little

01:26:34.640 --> 01:26:36.199
weird, so I said, fuck it, I'll cut it down and

01:26:36.199 --> 01:26:38.359
just eat a monkey in the morning. But that felt

01:26:38.359 --> 01:26:40.380
a little weird. So I said, fuck it, I cut out

01:26:40.380 --> 01:26:42.180
sex in the morning. Because you're worried about

01:26:42.180 --> 01:26:44.380
getting a heart attack. Yeah, but then I'm at

01:26:44.380 --> 01:26:48.180
fucking jujitsu at 9 getting beat up by 20 -year

01:26:48.180 --> 01:26:50.800
-olds. I'm like, what's the difference? What's

01:26:50.800 --> 01:26:52.680
the difference? I'm doing hip escapes. I'm fucking

01:26:52.680 --> 01:26:55.079
dying here. So I said, fuck it, let me start

01:26:55.079 --> 01:26:56.640
giving her a stab in the morning again. But I

01:26:56.640 --> 01:26:59.760
did it after the PT once. 41. So you usually

01:26:59.760 --> 01:27:03.020
give your wife or your lover a stab and your

01:27:03.020 --> 01:27:04.720
dick is like kind of weird for a little while.

01:27:05.060 --> 01:27:07.199
This motherfucker was up at attention by the

01:27:07.199 --> 01:27:10.000
time I was eating yogurt. I went to breakfast.

01:27:10.100 --> 01:27:12.899
I was looking at my dick again. It's ready to

01:27:12.899 --> 01:27:15.659
go. And then I went out and all day long it stays

01:27:15.659 --> 01:27:19.880
half cocked. It's like three quarters hard. Like

01:27:19.880 --> 01:27:24.279
it's just ready to wind blow on it. Here goes

01:27:24.279 --> 01:27:27.310
Michael. Come on MVP. So yeah, it's about. 48

01:27:27.310 --> 01:27:30.449
hours of fucking nothing but dick, dick, dick.

01:27:30.689 --> 01:27:33.710
There needs to be a cartoon of that story. He's

01:27:33.710 --> 01:27:36.329
not in the mention at 170 for the title either.

01:27:36.649 --> 01:27:38.430
And this fight doesn't really get him there.

01:27:38.630 --> 01:27:40.890
This does nothing for him. So let's say he does

01:27:40.890 --> 01:27:44.329
some amazing knockout. Okay. The guy's unranked.

01:27:44.909 --> 01:27:46.529
The only person who beat him was Ian Gary, right?

01:27:46.649 --> 01:27:48.789
Correct, by decision. And Jared Cannoneer got

01:27:48.789 --> 01:27:50.430
on top of him at the end, but he was lighting

01:27:50.430 --> 01:27:53.529
Jared up. But I think that's why the UFC brass

01:27:53.529 --> 01:27:55.390
started to go a little south on him, because

01:27:55.390 --> 01:27:57.569
he's had a bunch of decisions since he got to

01:27:57.569 --> 01:28:00.789
the UFC. And then the Kevin Holland fight was

01:28:00.789 --> 01:28:03.649
supposed to be fun. It wasn't. And then he fights

01:28:03.649 --> 01:28:05.930
Jared Cannoneer, and he's lighting him up, but

01:28:05.930 --> 01:28:08.119
he's messing around. And Dana was like, buddy,

01:28:08.239 --> 01:28:10.939
you got the guy hurt. Let's go here. And we kept

01:28:10.939 --> 01:28:12.880
messing around. They got taken down. Jared Kennedy

01:28:12.880 --> 01:28:15.979
was tough. So I think since then, the UFC's got

01:28:15.979 --> 01:28:17.460
a little sound on it. He had dreads. He looked

01:28:17.460 --> 01:28:19.819
like Milli Vanilli. Right? He's up there dancing.

01:28:19.840 --> 01:28:22.340
That motherfucker's a fun dude. People forgot

01:28:22.340 --> 01:28:23.539
about Milli Vanilli. Have you had him in your

01:28:23.539 --> 01:28:25.220
documentary? Yeah, he was a great guest. People

01:28:25.220 --> 01:28:27.420
forgot about him. He was a great guest. He was

01:28:27.420 --> 01:28:29.800
really fun. really smart guy smart guy and you

01:28:29.800 --> 01:28:32.079
know i always said for the longest time that's

01:28:32.079 --> 01:28:34.319
the next thing that's going to emerge in mma

01:28:34.319 --> 01:28:37.079
because those guys i remember from my competition

01:28:37.079 --> 01:28:39.520
days when you would enter into those karate tournaments

01:28:39.520 --> 01:28:42.609
those guys that were really good at that he It

01:28:42.609 --> 01:28:45.470
was a totally different game. Even being in Taekwondo,

01:28:45.649 --> 01:28:48.649
but you're used to continuous action. These guys

01:28:48.649 --> 01:28:50.789
that know how to just get that first shot off

01:28:50.789 --> 01:28:54.109
and get out of the way quick, they were a problem.

01:28:54.550 --> 01:28:57.069
That's a very specific skill set. And if you

01:28:57.069 --> 01:28:59.529
could teach that skill set and then learn all

01:28:59.529 --> 01:29:01.970
the other stuff, you have that thing always.

01:29:02.189 --> 01:29:04.569
So the first strike, they have a giant advantage.

01:29:04.989 --> 01:29:07.569
They can do stuff that you don't anticipate because

01:29:07.569 --> 01:29:11.220
they can catch you from... You can't close the

01:29:11.220 --> 01:29:13.180
distance, but he can easy. You should learn that

01:29:13.180 --> 01:29:16.039
first. If you were trying to create the ultimate

01:29:16.039 --> 01:29:20.239
MMA fighter as a child, you throw him into Taekwondo

01:29:20.239 --> 01:29:23.180
and wrestling. First wrestling, wrestling number

01:29:23.180 --> 01:29:25.199
one. I don't even know Taekwondo. You've got

01:29:25.199 --> 01:29:26.460
to get him on the spinning kicks because you

01:29:26.460 --> 01:29:27.880
can't learn them later. You've got to learn them

01:29:27.880 --> 01:29:29.760
early. Yeah, but you can learn those from karate,

01:29:29.939 --> 01:29:32.739
too. I feel like more karate guys have done way

01:29:32.739 --> 01:29:35.680
better, like point karate guys, than Taekwondo.

01:29:36.199 --> 01:29:38.500
It's all about that wheel. Yeah, but those guys,

01:29:38.600 --> 01:29:40.819
no wheel kicks like it's not a kick that's like

01:29:40.819 --> 01:29:42.600
an elusive kick that no one knows how to throw

01:29:42.600 --> 01:29:45.819
no but very it's they're very rarely thrown it's

01:29:45.819 --> 01:29:48.340
true but but i think that the skill of being

01:29:48.340 --> 01:29:50.640
able to blitz is even better because they could

01:29:50.640 --> 01:29:52.439
do all the stuff that taekwondo the good ones

01:29:52.439 --> 01:29:54.539
like raymond daniels yes they do all the stuff

01:29:54.539 --> 01:29:57.029
that taekwondo guys do But they have that additional

01:29:57.029 --> 01:29:59.250
ability to cover distance. Isn't that Taekwondo

01:29:59.250 --> 01:30:02.909
too? Not really. A little, but not like point

01:30:02.909 --> 01:30:06.109
karate. Point karate is the number one skill

01:30:06.109 --> 01:30:08.329
for covering distance with like a blitz. It's

01:30:08.329 --> 01:30:10.930
like fencing. Yeah, man. Bruce Lee was into fencing

01:30:10.930 --> 01:30:13.149
because of that. Dude, those guys, like when

01:30:13.149 --> 01:30:15.149
I used to go to those tournaments and watch like,

01:30:15.189 --> 01:30:17.609
you know. Everybody makes fun of Billy Blanks.

01:30:17.689 --> 01:30:20.609
Billy Blanks back in the day was a wicked point

01:30:20.609 --> 01:30:23.270
fighter. A wicked point fighter. World champion

01:30:23.270 --> 01:30:26.310
point fighter. Yeah, he was good, dude. And he

01:30:26.310 --> 01:30:28.289
was super jacked and athletic and he was really

01:30:28.289 --> 01:30:31.350
good at covering disses. They would just catch

01:30:31.350 --> 01:30:33.970
each other with back fists and punches from so

01:30:33.970 --> 01:30:37.369
far away and throw wild kicks from so far away.

01:30:37.590 --> 01:30:39.930
Damn, I didn't know he was 38. Holy shit, he

01:30:39.930 --> 01:30:43.250
looks like he's 28. He's in great shape. Are

01:30:43.250 --> 01:30:45.310
we talking about Bobby Orr the other day? When

01:30:45.310 --> 01:30:47.229
you saw him with his knee surgery? Yeah. He was

01:30:47.229 --> 01:30:51.550
38. What? Yeah. Really? Bobby Orr? Oh, my God.

01:30:51.729 --> 01:30:54.930
So when I was 19, he was 38? Yeah. Oh, my God.

01:30:54.949 --> 01:30:57.529
He couldn't even walk. Yeah, retired by 40 and

01:30:57.529 --> 01:31:01.310
done. I think maybe even retired at 30 or something

01:31:01.310 --> 01:31:03.550
it was saying. He was retired back then. I know

01:31:03.550 --> 01:31:05.069
he was retired. You know, Michael Van Pate's

01:31:05.069 --> 01:31:06.529
doing a bunch of other shit, too. Like, he has

01:31:06.529 --> 01:31:08.430
a restaurant. He has a restaurant in London.

01:31:08.729 --> 01:31:11.000
Oh, good. Yeah, he owns a restaurant. He's got

01:31:11.000 --> 01:31:13.199
a podcast, right? I don't think so. He doesn't?

01:31:13.199 --> 01:31:15.899
I don't think. He's in movies. He should be.

01:31:16.079 --> 01:31:19.260
Yeah, 100%. He's such an entertaining and fun

01:31:19.260 --> 01:31:22.100
guy. And a really nice guy, too. Like, super

01:31:22.100 --> 01:31:25.640
nice guy. He's like, here it is. So this is Billy

01:31:25.640 --> 01:31:28.260
Blanks in the early karate fights. Billy Blanks

01:31:28.260 --> 01:31:31.399
is on the right. They could punch the face. They

01:31:31.399 --> 01:31:33.279
could in those. It depends on which tournament.

01:31:33.340 --> 01:31:34.720
You're supposed to, like, pull your punches in

01:31:34.720 --> 01:31:36.560
some of them. So this was the early days before

01:31:36.560 --> 01:31:39.350
they even wore the pads. But those guys eventually

01:31:39.350 --> 01:31:43.270
started wearing those foam boots on. So this

01:31:43.270 --> 01:31:45.350
is like real early. This looks like the 70s or

01:31:45.350 --> 01:31:47.770
something. This shit is old school. Does it say

01:31:47.770 --> 01:31:50.050
what year this is? This is like a whole long

01:31:50.050 --> 01:31:54.789
documentary. Oh. Eddie, back to your mysterious

01:31:54.789 --> 01:31:58.569
death. Here it is. Like there. Like here it is.

01:31:58.630 --> 01:32:01.789
These ones. So these ones are some of the bigger

01:32:01.789 --> 01:32:03.770
karate tournaments. They had a lot of these.

01:32:03.930 --> 01:32:05.949
And these guys would fight like this. Look, he's

01:32:05.949 --> 01:32:07.850
got a little cape on. They had weird outfits.

01:32:08.170 --> 01:32:10.949
They all got very flamboyant. MVP fight's starting

01:32:10.949 --> 01:32:13.149
right now. Oh, here we go. MVP fight's starting

01:32:13.149 --> 01:32:14.729
right now. Let's go, MVP. Let's go. Oh, shit.

01:32:14.810 --> 01:32:19.229
I'm rooting for him, man. Who's the white guy?

01:32:19.750 --> 01:32:21.550
He's his training partner, but he's had four

01:32:21.550 --> 01:32:23.409
finishes in a row. This is his training partner.

01:32:23.430 --> 01:32:25.829
And he's better on the ground. He's really good

01:32:25.829 --> 01:32:28.609
at Darces and Anacondas. In training, they said

01:32:28.609 --> 01:32:31.550
he would get them on MVP. And he was at 155 for

01:32:31.550 --> 01:32:33.829
a while, right? Which is crazy. Look how tall

01:32:33.829 --> 01:32:38.939
he is. Those guys kill themselves, man. The weight

01:32:38.939 --> 01:32:42.100
cutting in MMA is just so nutty. If they had

01:32:42.100 --> 01:32:44.579
an Adam weight, Yoel Romero would try to make

01:32:44.579 --> 01:32:48.039
it. You know, someone crazy would try to make

01:32:48.039 --> 01:32:49.720
Adam weight. Not Yoel, but you know what I'm

01:32:49.720 --> 01:32:51.859
saying? Like someone who just cuts crazy weight.

01:32:53.199 --> 01:32:54.899
What's weird is even though they've trained together,

01:32:55.140 --> 01:32:58.600
I doubt Mike Venom Page moves exactly like this

01:32:58.600 --> 01:33:00.340
in training. Right, he doesn't try to really

01:33:00.340 --> 01:33:02.579
fuck you up. No, he showboats, he does his thing.

01:33:02.960 --> 01:33:05.590
He's such an entertainer, man. But it does help

01:33:05.590 --> 01:33:07.470
a lot if you've already sparred with this guy.

01:33:07.670 --> 01:33:09.989
Yeah, huge advantage. Now, is it possible that

01:33:09.989 --> 01:33:13.590
there'd be a Michael Venom Page versus Israel

01:33:13.590 --> 01:33:17.369
Dasania? It's possible, sure. The same weight

01:33:17.369 --> 01:33:20.390
category? Yeah, because he'll fight at 170 and

01:33:20.390 --> 01:33:23.170
85. Yeah, he fought Cannon here at 85. They would

01:33:23.170 --> 01:33:24.810
fight each other? They're not buddies? They're

01:33:24.810 --> 01:33:26.310
buddies. Oh, they're buddies. Yeah, they're buddies.

01:33:26.430 --> 01:33:28.590
But so are these guys. UFC don't give a fuck.

01:33:29.630 --> 01:33:33.170
That would be crazy, dude. Yeah. It would be

01:33:33.170 --> 01:33:35.630
a great. Is he in this motherfucker? Damn. But

01:33:35.630 --> 01:33:38.710
is he Joe Piper's crazy? That's a crazy fuck.

01:33:38.729 --> 01:33:40.409
Joe Piper's fucking terrifying. Because they're

01:33:40.409 --> 01:33:43.430
basically like super similar, right? I mean.

01:33:43.670 --> 01:33:46.630
Joe Piper hits you like he's trying to kill you.

01:33:46.829 --> 01:33:49.869
Like he's trying to kill you. It's very different.

01:33:50.069 --> 01:33:52.489
Like every shot's head hunting. He just needs

01:33:52.489 --> 01:33:54.329
to mix it up more. Yeah. Especially against a

01:33:54.329 --> 01:33:57.319
guy like Izzy. Because he can smell a huge overhead.

01:33:57.579 --> 01:33:59.039
He was going for the big shots in the Kelvin

01:33:59.039 --> 01:34:01.079
Gaslam fight, right? Because he had him really

01:34:01.079 --> 01:34:04.000
badly hurt in that first round. But damn, dude,

01:34:04.039 --> 01:34:06.260
when that guy hits people... It's a problem.

01:34:06.439 --> 01:34:09.819
Yeah. He's a real problem. It's cool that Michael

01:34:09.819 --> 01:34:12.279
Venom Page has Venom on the back of his shorts.

01:34:12.340 --> 01:34:18.619
Pretty cool. Coincidence, right? I forgot Venom's

01:34:18.619 --> 01:34:22.600
still on. Yeah. Venom fight gear. Yep. French

01:34:22.600 --> 01:34:28.220
company. Yeah, this dude knows how to fight him.

01:34:28.239 --> 01:34:31.020
I'll tell you that. Yeah, but the issue is since

01:34:31.020 --> 01:34:33.140
he's used to it, he's not engaging. So you usually

01:34:33.140 --> 01:34:34.680
don't get a really, well, they're kind of thrown

01:34:34.680 --> 01:34:36.819
there. Well, you don't get a super entertaining

01:34:36.819 --> 01:34:38.460
fight. He's probably going to look for a take.

01:34:38.479 --> 01:34:40.579
Can he do this style, Joe? Can he do this style

01:34:40.579 --> 01:34:43.819
and keep his hands up too? Or is it? Is it necessary

01:34:43.819 --> 01:34:46.060
to keep it down? It's a big part of it. The speed

01:34:46.060 --> 01:34:47.300
comes from it. It's a big part of it because

01:34:47.300 --> 01:34:48.699
you don't know where the shots are coming from.

01:34:48.779 --> 01:34:51.640
He throws overhands. He throws uppercuts. His

01:34:51.640 --> 01:34:53.859
jab will come from his hip. So it's part of it.

01:34:53.920 --> 01:34:56.079
If he had his hands up, it wouldn't work? He

01:34:56.079 --> 01:34:58.479
wouldn't move as well. Really? No. Or cover ground

01:34:58.479 --> 01:35:01.380
as well. The arms, swinging the arms back and

01:35:01.380 --> 01:35:03.779
forth helps you move around as well. It's a big

01:35:03.779 --> 01:35:05.340
part. It's like running. If you had to run with

01:35:05.340 --> 01:35:07.100
your arms like this, you would not be able to

01:35:07.100 --> 01:35:09.260
run as fast. But, boy, you better be fucking

01:35:09.260 --> 01:35:11.779
good at it. Otherwise, you're leaving your jaw

01:35:11.779 --> 01:35:14.479
wide open. Yeah, but he's very evasive. Like,

01:35:14.479 --> 01:35:16.899
no one really lands shots on him. So they were

01:35:16.899 --> 01:35:19.220
talking about Douglas Lima and Luke Rockhold.

01:35:19.300 --> 01:35:21.100
That was the fight that was proposed. Yeah, an

01:35:21.100 --> 01:35:24.319
MVP. That's interesting. Douglas Lima is another

01:35:24.319 --> 01:35:26.239
one that people forgot about. I think there was

01:35:26.239 --> 01:35:29.399
a time where he was arguably... Like the second

01:35:29.399 --> 01:35:31.699
best welterweight on the planet. You couldn't

01:35:31.699 --> 01:35:33.659
say he was the best until he fought in the UFC,

01:35:33.819 --> 01:35:36.880
but he was ultra impressive for a while. He was

01:35:36.880 --> 01:35:38.680
fucking a lot of it. It's just tough with those

01:35:38.680 --> 01:35:40.619
Bellator guys. It's hard. It's tough. You don't

01:35:40.619 --> 01:35:41.920
really know until they come over to the UFC.

01:35:41.920 --> 01:35:45.000
Look at Patchy Mix. Monster. What about AJ McKee?

01:35:45.020 --> 01:35:47.880
What about him? He's good. Very good. Dude, he's

01:35:47.880 --> 01:35:51.479
the only guy in MMA history to have 100 % choke.

01:35:51.869 --> 01:35:53.270
yeah he was good you know the hundred percent

01:35:53.270 --> 01:35:55.689
i don't know if you know that he taps people

01:35:55.689 --> 01:35:57.710
with that yeah that's one of my go -to moves

01:35:57.710 --> 01:36:00.409
his son's really nobody knows that nobody does

01:36:00.409 --> 01:36:04.270
it but aj mckee he gets you 100 full guard the

01:36:04.270 --> 01:36:09.170
fight is over it's over there's a lot of elite

01:36:09.170 --> 01:36:11.840
talent that didn't get their shot on the big

01:36:11.840 --> 01:36:14.220
stage. Well, think about Patricio Pitbull. By

01:36:14.220 --> 01:36:16.560
the time he comes, you're getting a certain version

01:36:16.560 --> 01:36:18.779
of him. Right, he was like 36 or 37. Yeah, he

01:36:18.779 --> 01:36:21.119
got fucked up. You don't think A .J. McKee could

01:36:21.119 --> 01:36:24.020
eventually end up in the UFC? Well, how old is

01:36:24.020 --> 01:36:28.619
he now? 32, 33? He's only 30. Yeah, he definitely

01:36:28.619 --> 01:36:32.600
could. 100%. Yeah, he's going to have to get

01:36:32.600 --> 01:36:36.199
going fast. He was locked up in Bellator, then

01:36:36.199 --> 01:36:38.840
now he's PFL. The thing is, PFL wants to keep

01:36:38.840 --> 01:36:40.800
those talented guys, and they're giving them

01:36:40.800 --> 01:36:42.739
a lot of money, man. I don't know what they're

01:36:42.739 --> 01:36:45.300
giving them these days. They don't. But if you

01:36:45.300 --> 01:36:47.039
win that tournament, you get a million dollars.

01:36:47.439 --> 01:36:50.659
Olivier Aubamecier won a million dollars fighting

01:36:50.659 --> 01:36:53.260
over there after the UFC let him go. That's nuts.

01:36:53.739 --> 01:36:56.380
Is it nuts? It is. They should be getting paid

01:36:56.380 --> 01:36:59.739
more than that. What the fuck? Do something here.

01:36:59.840 --> 01:37:05.359
Enough. Who wins this fucking round? No one wins

01:37:05.359 --> 01:37:08.939
this round. This is why Dana White gets pissed

01:37:08.939 --> 01:37:11.479
off. You want to go in there and battle. What

01:37:11.479 --> 01:37:13.159
the fuck? How much are we going to weigh each

01:37:13.159 --> 01:37:16.319
other? Don't make this match up. That wasn't

01:37:16.319 --> 01:37:20.420
anywhere near landing that wheel. No, slow. And

01:37:20.420 --> 01:37:23.180
a backfist. One backfist. Dude, Joe, he threw

01:37:23.180 --> 01:37:25.180
a backfist like this. You never see it. He was

01:37:25.180 --> 01:37:28.119
like this and then went like this. Yeah, he does

01:37:28.119 --> 01:37:29.460
wild shit. You never see that shit. No, he does

01:37:29.460 --> 01:37:31.140
wild shit. Dude, there was one guy. Remember

01:37:31.140 --> 01:37:35.079
Daryl Goler? Yeah. Daryl Goler. Do you remember

01:37:35.079 --> 01:37:37.880
Daryl Goler? High -level wrestler. Went to Brazil

01:37:37.880 --> 01:37:39.960
to teach all the Brazilians wrestling. He's a

01:37:39.960 --> 01:37:42.460
black dude from fucking Detroit or something.

01:37:43.359 --> 01:37:46.260
Moves to Brazil to teach wrestling in Brazil.

01:37:46.699 --> 01:37:49.039
And his fighting style, dude, he would throw

01:37:49.039 --> 01:37:51.920
a backfist off his jab. Daryl Goler, he would

01:37:51.920 --> 01:37:54.539
throw a jab and then backfist. He'd go, boom,

01:37:54.600 --> 01:37:59.020
boom. Boom, boom. That was his style. Jab, back

01:37:59.020 --> 01:38:00.640
fist. Nobody else did that. Don't you remember

01:38:00.640 --> 01:38:06.819
when Dan Henderson knocked out Hector Lombard?

01:38:06.920 --> 01:38:08.579
He hit him with a back fist, didn't he? Or a

01:38:08.579 --> 01:38:10.659
back elbow. Back elbow. Back elbow standing.

01:38:11.000 --> 01:38:13.659
You remember Tony Ferguson throws two back elbows?

01:38:14.380 --> 01:38:16.439
And dropped him. Remember Tony Ferguson throws

01:38:16.439 --> 01:38:20.479
two spinning elbows in a row. In a row, yeah.

01:38:20.939 --> 01:38:22.460
he threw one and then he goes you know i'll throw

01:38:22.460 --> 01:38:26.640
another one no one's ever done that he's killing

01:38:26.640 --> 01:38:30.039
that misfits though in his prime he was a dude

01:38:30.039 --> 01:38:33.520
oh bro before he like blew his knee out doing

01:38:33.520 --> 01:38:37.250
that fox thing him and khabib Flip a coin, who's

01:38:37.250 --> 01:38:39.630
better? I couldn't tell. That was huge, dude.

01:38:39.750 --> 01:38:42.850
Tony Ferguson versus Khabib. That was like, what

01:38:42.850 --> 01:38:48.149
was that, 2016? Pages on the gas now. Pages on

01:38:48.149 --> 01:38:50.550
the gas now. He just landed a right hand on this

01:38:50.550 --> 01:38:51.789
dude. He's like, what am I doing with this fucking

01:38:51.789 --> 01:38:54.029
barber? He knows he can't deal with the booze.

01:38:54.289 --> 01:38:58.850
He's in London. He can't be losing in London

01:38:58.850 --> 01:39:00.630
and he can't have a boring fight in London. He's

01:39:00.630 --> 01:39:02.390
got to get something going. He definitely has

01:39:02.390 --> 01:39:05.029
an after party and you can't be talking. Talking

01:39:05.029 --> 01:39:06.810
about bullshit at the after party. I think this

01:39:06.810 --> 01:39:08.569
is his last fight on the contract, too. Well,

01:39:08.609 --> 01:39:10.369
if he stops this dude, everybody forgets about

01:39:10.369 --> 01:39:13.329
that first round. If he doesn't, that becomes

01:39:13.329 --> 01:39:15.649
a real problem when he is negotiating. Is this

01:39:15.649 --> 01:39:18.329
round two or three? Two. Or he leaps over to

01:39:18.329 --> 01:39:23.510
MVP, big dog. It is interesting. It's like there

01:39:23.510 --> 01:39:25.590
is a difference once a guy knows that style.

01:39:26.130 --> 01:39:28.189
Because Patterson's not been in real trouble.

01:39:28.390 --> 01:39:30.850
And everybody else is in trouble. Everybody that

01:39:30.850 --> 01:39:32.649
fights him gets lit up on the outside. Look what

01:39:32.649 --> 01:39:35.920
he did. To Jared Cannoneer, who's a beast. Look

01:39:35.920 --> 01:39:38.319
what he did. Yeah. Kevin Holland couldn't touch

01:39:38.319 --> 01:39:39.960
him. Because, again, there's no way to mimic

01:39:39.960 --> 01:39:41.880
this stuff. The first time you see it is in here

01:39:41.880 --> 01:39:43.380
and Bruce Buffer is fucking standing next to

01:39:43.380 --> 01:39:45.020
him. Right. But this kid, ooh, he almost landed

01:39:45.020 --> 01:39:47.800
right in. This kid had 100 rounds with him? Yeah,

01:39:47.939 --> 01:39:49.460
this kid's been in there with him a lot. They

01:39:49.460 --> 01:39:51.300
brought him in for Sharapova. They brought him

01:39:51.300 --> 01:39:56.800
in for fucking Kevin Holland. Ooh. Ooh. Damn,

01:39:56.960 --> 01:39:59.779
that was nice. That was fucking... That's so

01:39:59.779 --> 01:40:02.260
slick. Yeah, that was like... He does some slick

01:40:02.260 --> 01:40:03.899
shit. That was gangster. You see that one fight

01:40:03.899 --> 01:40:06.119
that he had where he threw a spitting 360 brown

01:40:06.119 --> 01:40:07.640
house kick, kicked the dude in the face, knocked

01:40:07.640 --> 01:40:09.720
him out, and then just stood there with his back

01:40:09.720 --> 01:40:12.939
up. Yeah, that was dope. Remember when he did

01:40:12.939 --> 01:40:15.140
the cyborg, the flying knee? Caved in his fucking

01:40:15.140 --> 01:40:17.899
skull? Worst knockout of all time. Ever. Of all

01:40:17.899 --> 01:40:20.100
time. Ever. You can't get a worse knockout. He

01:40:20.100 --> 01:40:21.840
literally caved his skull in. You have to have

01:40:21.840 --> 01:40:23.840
fucking brain surgery. Brendan. It'll probably

01:40:23.840 --> 01:40:25.939
never be the same again. I don't think you ever

01:40:25.939 --> 01:40:28.779
fought again. What is your technique in remembering

01:40:28.779 --> 01:40:32.659
all this shit? Do you spend, I'm going to spend

01:40:32.659 --> 01:40:35.060
one hour reviewing all fights. It's just what

01:40:35.060 --> 01:40:37.119
I'm into. But what time is it? How do you know

01:40:37.119 --> 01:40:39.319
all these fucking fights? It's just what I'm

01:40:39.319 --> 01:40:41.020
into. You're into the Cleveland Browns. It's

01:40:41.020 --> 01:40:42.079
just what I'm into. Or you're into jiu -jitsu.

01:40:42.180 --> 01:40:44.199
You could talk about combat jiu -jitsu matches

01:40:44.199 --> 01:40:46.460
and jiu -jitsu matches. I could talk about football

01:40:46.460 --> 01:40:51.369
all day. That's it. What is your system? In the

01:40:51.369 --> 01:40:53.210
morning, you wake up and you watch it. In the

01:40:53.210 --> 01:40:55.189
morning? In the morning. You watch old UFC fights?

01:40:55.609 --> 01:40:58.649
I'll either watch them or listen to other podcasts.

01:40:58.689 --> 01:41:00.510
How do you decide which fights you're going to

01:41:00.510 --> 01:41:04.369
review? Usually the big dogs. The main ones.

01:41:05.199 --> 01:41:07.500
Well, review this fucking one, all right? Watch

01:41:07.500 --> 01:41:09.739
what the fuck is going on here. Joey, I told

01:41:09.739 --> 01:41:12.500
you. Brendan's in an encyclopedia. I told you

01:41:12.500 --> 01:41:14.760
a lot of stuff is not happening right here. There's

01:41:14.760 --> 01:41:17.619
a lot of throwing punches at air. Me and Orlowski

01:41:17.619 --> 01:41:19.399
is the worst heavyweight fighter of all time.

01:41:19.479 --> 01:41:21.619
Nobody won. You have an MMA show, right? Yeah.

01:41:22.319 --> 01:41:24.079
It's interesting that they didn't think of this

01:41:24.079 --> 01:41:26.739
when they booked this fight. They didn't think

01:41:26.739 --> 01:41:28.100
these guys are training partners. This might

01:41:28.100 --> 01:41:30.899
be a stinker. Exactly. That's what I would think.

01:41:31.100 --> 01:41:34.920
Call me. You can't do that. Maybe it's like you

01:41:34.920 --> 01:41:37.079
can't get anybody to fight Venom Page in London.

01:41:37.239 --> 01:41:39.119
That might be a problem, too. It might have been

01:41:39.119 --> 01:41:41.880
a bunch of dudes said no, and Patterson was like,

01:41:41.960 --> 01:41:47.100
let's go. He said at 170 and 185, and they just

01:41:47.100 --> 01:41:49.960
weren't giving him anything. Has Venom fought

01:41:49.960 --> 01:41:54.119
a Dagestani type dude? Oh, no. Like wrestling?

01:41:54.180 --> 01:41:57.380
No. No. That's not fun. That's the big criticism.

01:41:57.659 --> 01:42:00.399
No, that's the matchup right there. Him and Hamzat.

01:42:00.399 --> 01:42:03.979
That would be nuts. Is he 185? He fights at 185

01:42:03.979 --> 01:42:05.819
all the time. Is this 185 right now? No, this

01:42:05.819 --> 01:42:07.600
one's 170. I'll tell you what I can't fucking

01:42:07.600 --> 01:42:11.779
wait for is Hamzat versus Strickland. Let's fucking

01:42:11.779 --> 01:42:15.060
go. That's really happening? In New Jersey. In

01:42:15.060 --> 01:42:19.199
New Jersey, Joey. Damn. That's a motherfucking

01:42:19.199 --> 01:42:21.420
fight. That's a Super Bowl right there, dude.

01:42:21.439 --> 01:42:24.560
The press conferences. So you know how the UFC

01:42:24.560 --> 01:42:26.380
makes them do, like Paramount makes them do face

01:42:26.380 --> 01:42:28.100
-offs like three times before the fight. They

01:42:28.100 --> 01:42:30.100
fly in on Tuesday. They have them face -off with

01:42:30.100 --> 01:42:31.739
the lights. You can't do that with those suits.

01:42:31.800 --> 01:42:33.939
Imagine the shit talk Strickland is going to

01:42:33.939 --> 01:42:35.319
get. And Paramount, you know, they're in suits.

01:42:35.380 --> 01:42:36.960
Like, I don't see why not. It's like, well, because

01:42:36.960 --> 01:42:38.619
they're going to kill each other. Yeah, you can't

01:42:38.619 --> 01:42:40.979
do that. He called him a terrorist. We can't

01:42:40.979 --> 01:42:42.399
have this. He called him a goat fucker. Yeah.

01:42:42.640 --> 01:42:47.439
Damn. Can't have it. Damn. Can't have it. I love

01:42:47.439 --> 01:42:49.159
Strickland. How good did he look against Fluffy?

01:42:50.000 --> 01:42:51.939
And before that fight, I'm like, man, Strickland

01:42:51.939 --> 01:42:55.180
will probably get fucked up by Hamzat. The shape

01:42:55.180 --> 01:42:58.239
I saw him in, I was like, motherfucker. He looks

01:42:58.239 --> 01:43:01.859
great. Yeah, he looks tremendous. Oh! That was

01:43:01.859 --> 01:43:03.180
a good right hand. That was a good right hand.

01:43:03.199 --> 01:43:05.920
Finally. Finally. But you can't have, like, one

01:43:05.920 --> 01:43:09.399
punch in a two -round fight. He's got two or

01:43:09.399 --> 01:43:11.100
three of them. Training partners, man. I know.

01:43:12.119 --> 01:43:15.619
And, Joe, the mystery of that fight is Strickland's

01:43:15.619 --> 01:43:17.539
going to get taken down. that's gonna happen

01:43:17.539 --> 01:43:20.060
he'll get taken down but he's so well versed

01:43:20.060 --> 01:43:22.359
on getting up in his cardio that third fourth

01:43:22.359 --> 01:43:25.399
and fifth round once if he keeps getting up defend

01:43:25.399 --> 01:43:27.340
the submissions that's when it gets interesting

01:43:27.340 --> 01:43:30.319
he's also so hard to hit he's so hard to hit

01:43:30.569 --> 01:43:32.909
He does so many sneaky things on the feet that

01:43:32.909 --> 01:43:34.170
people don't see coming. And he just keeps coming.

01:43:34.529 --> 01:43:36.510
Keeps coming. Yeah, no way Cosmod's going to

01:43:36.510 --> 01:43:38.149
fucking stand with him. He's going to try to

01:43:38.149 --> 01:43:40.289
take him down. No way. Keeps keeping you. Hamzat

01:43:40.289 --> 01:43:41.989
can strike, too, though. Did you see the video

01:43:41.989 --> 01:43:44.430
of Hamzat striking with Khalil? No, totally.

01:43:44.489 --> 01:43:47.210
But you think that's the best strategy for Hamzat?

01:43:47.289 --> 01:43:50.550
No way. No, the best strategy is dragging him

01:43:50.550 --> 01:43:53.050
around. He's got great striking. Why would you

01:43:53.050 --> 01:43:55.130
take a chance? The only thing that would make

01:43:55.130 --> 01:43:57.989
sense is if he wanted to make up for the last

01:43:57.989 --> 01:43:59.510
fight where a lot of people thought it was boring.

01:43:59.880 --> 01:44:01.380
won against Strickland. Because he didn't look

01:44:01.380 --> 01:44:03.520
for a finish. He just comes out and tries to

01:44:03.520 --> 01:44:04.399
blast Strickland. Dude, if he tries to stand

01:44:04.399 --> 01:44:06.699
with Strickland, dude, he's fucked. But here's

01:44:06.699 --> 01:44:08.279
why he can try to stand with Strickland, because

01:44:08.279 --> 01:44:11.060
he's not a knockout artist. He's a volume puncher,

01:44:11.079 --> 01:44:13.819
like a Nate Diaz. It's a lot of volume. So even

01:44:13.819 --> 01:44:15.739
if you do stand with him and you get pieced up,

01:44:15.819 --> 01:44:17.500
he's not really going to knock you out. And we

01:44:17.500 --> 01:44:19.960
really don't know how strong... We really don't

01:44:19.960 --> 01:44:23.680
know how calm Zod's chin is, right? We don't

01:44:23.680 --> 01:44:26.680
know. I mean, smaller guy, but Gilbert Burns,

01:44:26.920 --> 01:44:28.619
right? He traded shots with him. Gilbert dropped

01:44:28.619 --> 01:44:32.949
him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He never fought like that.

01:44:32.970 --> 01:44:35.989
He's going to try to take Strickland down 100

01:44:35.989 --> 01:44:38.789
% of the time. No way he's going to stand with

01:44:38.789 --> 01:44:41.029
him. No way he's going to stand with that dude.

01:44:41.369 --> 01:44:42.949
The barber's going to take him out right here.

01:44:43.050 --> 01:44:46.529
Watch. Well, we've had two stinker rounds. I

01:44:46.529 --> 01:44:50.130
wonder what the point count is of how many strikes

01:44:50.130 --> 01:44:53.250
have been landed. But I feel bad for MVP. Three

01:44:53.250 --> 01:44:56.489
significant strikes for Venom and two for the

01:44:56.489 --> 01:44:59.449
white dude. This is a guy who is an expert at

01:44:59.449 --> 01:45:01.250
fighting this style. It's really kind of interesting.

01:45:01.369 --> 01:45:04.510
He's so good at his distance management. He knows

01:45:04.510 --> 01:45:07.329
what Michael can do. And his best tool is the

01:45:07.329 --> 01:45:09.229
element of surprise. And they take it from him.

01:45:09.449 --> 01:45:12.369
He threw a flying Wing Chun kick. Yeah, they

01:45:12.369 --> 01:45:14.270
took his best skill. It's just not setting a

01:45:14.270 --> 01:45:15.890
guy up for success. That's my issue with it.

01:45:15.970 --> 01:45:19.350
Oh! And MVP's a bona fide star, man. I know.

01:45:19.960 --> 01:45:24.079
And meanwhile, this looks kind of shitty. I wonder

01:45:24.079 --> 01:45:27.840
what Venom's jiu -jitsu looks like. He's tapped

01:45:27.840 --> 01:45:29.659
people before. Didn't he get somebody in an ankle

01:45:29.659 --> 01:45:34.020
lock? Yeah. I mean, that's all I remember. I'm

01:45:34.020 --> 01:45:35.859
sure he could do everything. I mean, I don't

01:45:35.859 --> 01:45:37.399
think he's got holes in his game. He's not going

01:45:37.399 --> 01:45:40.069
to win. It's never going to be as good as his

01:45:40.069 --> 01:45:43.010
stand -up is. His stand -up, though, is just

01:45:43.010 --> 01:45:47.250
so weird. And world -class. Most people can't

01:45:47.250 --> 01:45:50.529
do anything with it. Kevin Holland was befuddled.

01:45:50.750 --> 01:45:52.090
He was like, what the fuck do you want me to

01:45:52.090 --> 01:45:54.270
do? I can't even hit this guy. He couldn't even

01:45:54.270 --> 01:45:57.930
come close. Did he try to take him down? We couldn't

01:45:57.930 --> 01:46:00.380
get close. mean he never he's really tough to

01:46:00.380 --> 01:46:03.260
take down my michael venom just controlled that

01:46:03.260 --> 01:46:05.500
fight he just controlled every aspect of that

01:46:05.500 --> 01:46:08.359
fight was that before or after the thompson fight

01:46:08.359 --> 01:46:11.720
it's a good question after after the thompson

01:46:11.720 --> 01:46:14.420
fight yeah after after so he fought two dudes

01:46:14.420 --> 01:46:17.039
that are impossible but the thing the crazy thing

01:46:17.039 --> 01:46:19.260
is like he might have been able to take wonderboy

01:46:19.260 --> 01:46:23.109
down Wonder Boy, he's been taken down before.

01:46:23.210 --> 01:46:25.130
He's got good takedown defense, but he didn't

01:46:25.130 --> 01:46:27.689
even try. Making an agreement where you're not

01:46:27.689 --> 01:46:30.590
even going to try? Who beat Stephen Thompson

01:46:30.590 --> 01:46:34.229
decisively? Matthew Immortal Brown did. He was

01:46:34.229 --> 01:46:36.489
the first guy to. Matt took him to the ground

01:46:36.489 --> 01:46:39.170
and beat the fuck out of him. Matt wore his ass

01:46:39.170 --> 01:46:42.619
out. That was the early days when Matt... He

01:46:42.619 --> 01:46:44.159
stopped fighting? Matt's a fucking beast. Yeah,

01:46:44.159 --> 01:46:45.600
he stopped. Yeah, he's great. He stopped fighting.

01:46:45.680 --> 01:46:49.159
Matt was a fucking animal in his prime. And that

01:46:49.159 --> 01:46:51.640
was the first defeat that Thompson had. He just

01:46:51.640 --> 01:46:54.119
couldn't deal with the full -rounded skill set.

01:46:54.180 --> 01:46:58.159
And the pressure. Veteran pressure. He could

01:46:58.159 --> 01:47:00.380
fight on the ground, too. And then Woodley beat

01:47:00.380 --> 01:47:03.939
Thompson two times. Yeah, but it was super boring.

01:47:04.060 --> 01:47:06.020
Super boring, but Woodley fought him the right

01:47:06.020 --> 01:47:08.260
way. Just like he's fighting him. Don't engage.

01:47:08.500 --> 01:47:10.659
Don't just run into the wood chipper. Stay on

01:47:10.659 --> 01:47:12.869
the outside. It's not fun. And Woodley hurt him.

01:47:13.029 --> 01:47:15.050
That's right. A couple times. That's right. Bad.

01:47:16.590 --> 01:47:19.729
Oh, it was a draw, one of them. Oh. So he beat

01:47:19.729 --> 01:47:21.510
him in the second fight. Oh, that's right. It

01:47:21.510 --> 01:47:23.609
was a draw, and Woodley retained his title. I

01:47:23.609 --> 01:47:27.890
remember that. That's right. Bro, he was a bad

01:47:27.890 --> 01:47:29.689
motherfucker. How about when he beat up Johnny

01:47:29.689 --> 01:47:33.329
Hendricks? What happened to him? Where's Johnny

01:47:33.329 --> 01:47:37.750
Hendricks now? He's a cop. He's a cop. Dude,

01:47:38.529 --> 01:47:41.010
how about those epic matches? Wasn't it with

01:47:41.010 --> 01:47:43.170
like GSP? It was like Johnny Hendricks and GSP.

01:47:43.289 --> 01:47:45.689
That was like the Super Bowl. That was like the

01:47:45.689 --> 01:47:47.949
Super Bowl. Yeah, I thought he could have won

01:47:47.949 --> 01:47:50.250
that decision. I haven't re -watched it, but

01:47:50.250 --> 01:47:52.229
at the time I was like, man, that could have

01:47:52.229 --> 01:47:54.619
been Johnny. But I'll tell you what, Matt, that

01:47:54.619 --> 01:47:57.760
guy used to put people to sleep. John Fitch,

01:47:57.899 --> 01:48:00.460
Martin Campman, remember those guys? He sent

01:48:00.460 --> 01:48:03.520
those guys in the air. He sent them in the air.

01:48:03.619 --> 01:48:08.359
And then it all went away. Yeah. He's a cop now.

01:48:08.399 --> 01:48:09.899
And you know who else is a cop? Good dude. Anderson

01:48:09.899 --> 01:48:12.979
Silva. No fucking way. In Florida. You imagine

01:48:12.979 --> 01:48:14.739
getting pulled over by the Spiders? What the

01:48:14.739 --> 01:48:17.439
fuck? Oh, that's right. It's Beverly Hills. Wait

01:48:17.439 --> 01:48:20.500
a minute. Anderson Silva's a cop? Yeah, go speed

01:48:20.500 --> 01:48:23.600
in Beverly Hills? 100 %? Yeah. He's like driving

01:48:23.600 --> 01:48:27.199
around in a car? It's not like honorary... But

01:48:27.199 --> 01:48:28.340
it's a good place to do it in Beverly Hills.

01:48:28.760 --> 01:48:31.439
Yeah, you don't have to do shit. You can sleep

01:48:31.439 --> 01:48:33.260
all day. It's South Central. Bro, this might

01:48:33.260 --> 01:48:36.520
be the least action of any fight ever next to

01:48:36.520 --> 01:48:39.869
Derek Lewis and Francis Ngannou. Right? I could

01:48:39.869 --> 01:48:42.229
have fucking told you guys. It's two fucking

01:48:42.229 --> 01:48:44.109
well -known training partners. I'll tell you

01:48:44.109 --> 01:48:45.810
what, man. Props to Patterson because this is

01:48:45.810 --> 01:48:47.989
the first dude that Venom Page has fought that

01:48:47.989 --> 01:48:49.470
doesn't look like he doesn't belong in there.

01:48:50.810 --> 01:48:53.750
You know, other than Ian Garrow. How good is

01:48:53.750 --> 01:48:56.189
Ian? Ian's a bad motherfucker, dude. He figured

01:48:56.189 --> 01:48:58.329
it out. You know, he figured out that style.

01:48:58.369 --> 01:48:59.949
Just grab a hold of him, drag him to the ground,

01:49:00.010 --> 01:49:01.770
beat him there. Fucks they ended up with him.

01:49:02.010 --> 01:49:04.430
I'm pretty sure they announced Ian versus Islam.

01:49:06.399 --> 01:49:07.960
I like that. I have to confirm that, Jamie. I

01:49:07.960 --> 01:49:09.420
get my facts off Twitter. I like that a lot.

01:49:09.560 --> 01:49:11.020
If that's real, I like that a lot. Pretty sure

01:49:11.020 --> 01:49:12.899
that's real. I like that a lot. That's a very

01:49:12.899 --> 01:49:14.359
good fact. Pretty sure I saw pretty cool posters,

01:49:14.420 --> 01:49:16.399
just like Khabib and Conor. 23 hours ago, still

01:49:16.399 --> 01:49:19.500
waiting for the call from the UFC. That's Ian,

01:49:19.539 --> 01:49:22.239
but Islam posted a picture, though. Like Islam,

01:49:22.279 --> 01:49:23.840
I think, leaked it. He's standing outside of

01:49:23.840 --> 01:49:26.380
a phone booth waiting for the call. Go to Islam's

01:49:26.380 --> 01:49:29.020
Instagram. Imagine if Michael Van and Paige loses

01:49:29.020 --> 01:49:32.289
this fight. No, he's not going to lose. Well,

01:49:32.329 --> 01:49:34.510
listen, all this guy's do is land four punches,

01:49:34.569 --> 01:49:36.210
and it's the most anybody's ever landed. And

01:49:36.210 --> 01:49:38.069
he's controlling him against the cage. I don't

01:49:38.069 --> 01:49:40.770
think he's going to win. I think that even if

01:49:40.770 --> 01:49:43.550
there's no significant damage between both of

01:49:43.550 --> 01:49:44.930
them, they're just going to give it to Venom.

01:49:45.050 --> 01:49:48.350
Oh, this is crazy bad. That's a crazy bad fight.

01:49:48.810 --> 01:49:51.250
Is that it? It's over? That's it. And that's

01:49:51.250 --> 01:49:53.609
not on Michael Venom Page or Sam. That's on the

01:49:53.609 --> 01:49:56.489
matchmakers. That's a crazy matchup. Call your

01:49:56.489 --> 01:49:59.329
boy. It's literally the last guy you want to

01:49:59.329 --> 01:50:00.989
fight a style like that is someone who understands

01:50:00.989 --> 01:50:03.329
it. It's the last thing you think is gonna happen.

01:50:03.369 --> 01:50:04.649
Don't you want excitement? You think they're

01:50:04.649 --> 01:50:06.369
gonna go for broke? They know each other. Don't

01:50:06.369 --> 01:50:08.449
you want as real as it gets? What if the guy

01:50:08.449 --> 01:50:09.569
in the brainstorming room... Don't you want just

01:50:09.569 --> 01:50:13.289
bleed? What if the guy in the Paramount brainstorming

01:50:13.289 --> 01:50:16.050
room is like, how about we make friends fight?

01:50:16.750 --> 01:50:21.569
Yeah! That'll be fucking great! That's hilarious.

01:50:22.050 --> 01:50:23.890
I bet it was one of the things where there's

01:50:23.890 --> 01:50:26.050
not a lot of guys lining up to take that fight.

01:50:26.489 --> 01:50:28.789
Because he makes you look so stupid. But this

01:50:28.789 --> 01:50:31.010
dude is like, I've been in there with him a hundred

01:50:31.010 --> 01:50:34.550
rounds. I know how to fight it. Yeah. Big advantage,

01:50:34.609 --> 01:50:38.250
man. Giant advantage. Knowing what that distance

01:50:38.250 --> 01:50:39.989
is. Man, I just have a hard time believing that.

01:50:40.010 --> 01:50:42.609
Those motherfuckers in the top ten, the 185 and

01:50:42.609 --> 01:50:45.489
170 are dogs. They are. They don't give a fuck.

01:50:45.569 --> 01:50:47.609
Especially if they can grapple. I'll do it. But

01:50:47.609 --> 01:50:50.750
look, the line to the top is very short right

01:50:50.750 --> 01:50:53.949
now. Yeah. Right? And so nobody wants to slip

01:50:53.949 --> 01:50:56.670
and start from scratch again. Maybe. And there's

01:50:56.670 --> 01:50:58.890
not even like, look at Imamov. Everybody thought

01:50:58.890 --> 01:51:00.670
he was going to get a title shot. I did. Right?

01:51:00.850 --> 01:51:03.630
But look. I know. But the last time he fought

01:51:03.630 --> 01:51:05.770
Strickland, Strickland fucked him up. Yeah. Right?

01:51:05.890 --> 01:51:08.609
So you have to, but Imamov's a beast too. But

01:51:08.609 --> 01:51:10.449
Strickland also beat him up on short notice.

01:51:10.609 --> 01:51:13.250
Okay, what's going on with the Dagestani Russian

01:51:13.250 --> 01:51:16.300
guy? Kind of red hair, beard. Shower bullet.

01:51:16.520 --> 01:51:19.140
He's fighting soon. His eye's fucked up or something?

01:51:19.300 --> 01:51:20.539
Yeah, he's got one. He can't fight in America

01:51:20.539 --> 01:51:22.880
because he can't pass a commission here. What's

01:51:22.880 --> 01:51:24.439
up with him? Because that guy's fucking good.

01:51:24.479 --> 01:51:28.159
He's real good. What's he doing? Michael Venom

01:51:28.159 --> 01:51:30.920
Page fucked him up. Really? Damn, I missed that

01:51:30.920 --> 01:51:36.180
one. And then he got wrestled by Armin Sarukin.

01:51:36.260 --> 01:51:38.020
They did a grappling match. What if they call

01:51:38.020 --> 01:51:41.520
this a draw and they say we all lost? And then

01:51:41.520 --> 01:51:44.399
apologize to us. Ladies and gentlemen, there

01:51:44.399 --> 01:51:48.619
is no winner. We all... Michael Venom Page. Hell

01:51:48.619 --> 01:51:50.539
yeah. That does nothing for him. Nothing. It

01:51:50.539 --> 01:51:52.819
does nothing. I think it's bad for him. 100 %?

01:51:52.960 --> 01:51:54.720
Yeah, it's not good. Now you're damaged goods.

01:51:54.779 --> 01:51:57.640
Now you're going into your contract. I told you

01:51:57.640 --> 01:51:59.539
I wasn't going to knock you out. Also, here's

01:51:59.539 --> 01:52:01.100
the problem. Now people know how to fight him.

01:52:01.909 --> 01:52:03.609
People are going to watch that and go, oh, just

01:52:03.609 --> 01:52:05.550
don't engage. Make him engage. Maybe he didn't

01:52:05.550 --> 01:52:07.069
want the fight and said, you know what? They're

01:52:07.069 --> 01:52:08.489
going to make me take this fight, and we're just

01:52:08.489 --> 01:52:09.829
going to play it, and I'm not going to hurt him.

01:52:10.390 --> 01:52:13.350
Maybe. No way. Look at them hugging. That dude

01:52:13.350 --> 01:52:15.789
was just good. I had told you I was going to

01:52:15.789 --> 01:52:18.909
hit you. The guy is good. He's good. Oh, Sam's

01:52:18.909 --> 01:52:21.029
very good. Very good. He's coming off four wins,

01:52:21.090 --> 01:52:23.489
four TKOs. This Luke Riley's a big deal out there.

01:52:23.569 --> 01:52:25.810
He's a fucking beast. Yeah, he is. It's a big

01:52:25.810 --> 01:52:29.390
problem. It's a hard fight. He's an awkward fight.

01:52:29.649 --> 01:52:31.989
Are these the last two fights? Yes. This is the

01:52:31.989 --> 01:52:35.229
co -main event. Okay. Tell me about him. I don't

01:52:35.229 --> 01:52:39.270
know that. I don't know anything about these

01:52:39.270 --> 01:52:41.890
guys. He's that Loner Cavanaugh kid. That Flyweight

01:52:41.890 --> 01:52:46.289
kid. Oh, yes. Do you know what's nuts? Charles

01:52:46.289 --> 01:52:49.869
Johnson has knocked out two of the best Flyweights

01:52:49.869 --> 01:52:52.510
out there. I know. Joshua Vann and Loner Cavanaugh.

01:52:52.510 --> 01:52:54.109
You know what else is nuts? Why he doesn't just

01:52:54.109 --> 01:52:56.470
shave his fucking hair off. He likes it. Because

01:52:56.470 --> 01:52:59.029
you remember it. You remember, he's got this

01:52:59.029 --> 01:53:01.949
crazy hair in the back. All shaved in the top.

01:53:02.109 --> 01:53:05.729
I don't think it's shaved. I think Jesus is a

01:53:05.729 --> 01:53:08.069
barber. Jesus is a barber. But the back, he has

01:53:08.069 --> 01:53:11.069
this big old puff of hair. I'll tell you, man.

01:53:11.390 --> 01:53:13.489
This kid in Cage Warriors is a fucking... He's

01:53:13.489 --> 01:53:15.229
like the next big thing out of here. Yeah, he's

01:53:15.229 --> 01:53:16.989
very good. So Patty came from Cage Warriors.

01:53:17.289 --> 01:53:19.050
Conor McGregor came from Cage Warriors. Cage

01:53:19.050 --> 01:53:21.670
Warriors is like the shit out there. Dude, I

01:53:21.670 --> 01:53:25.909
went to Cage Warriors in 2004. I did a seminar

01:53:25.909 --> 01:53:30.460
out there. Awesome promotion, man. There's so

01:53:30.460 --> 01:53:33.460
many good fighters. I swear to God, dude. So

01:53:33.460 --> 01:53:35.279
after the seminar, they go, dude, there's a cage

01:53:35.279 --> 01:53:37.979
war. They timed my seminar for a cage war. So

01:53:37.979 --> 01:53:41.439
I go with a bunch of dudes from the seminar,

01:53:41.619 --> 01:53:45.739
and we're watching these fights, and there's

01:53:45.739 --> 01:53:50.159
a lot of Middle Eastern people there. A lot.

01:53:50.539 --> 01:53:54.300
So I go out in the cage, and they want to ask

01:53:54.300 --> 01:53:55.699
me a question. They go, how was your flight?

01:53:56.780 --> 01:54:01.000
over to the UK. And I said, there was an Asian

01:54:01.000 --> 01:54:03.460
guy. To me, an Asian guy is from China. Yeah.

01:54:03.539 --> 01:54:05.239
He was sitting next to me on a flight over and

01:54:05.239 --> 01:54:09.720
he, I think he stunk or he farted, I forget.

01:54:10.079 --> 01:54:11.840
But they go, how was your flight over here to

01:54:11.840 --> 01:54:14.460
the UK? And I go, I was next to an Asian guy

01:54:14.460 --> 01:54:19.880
and he fucking stank. And in UK, Asians are Muslims.

01:54:20.640 --> 01:54:24.039
Well, it's Pakistanis. People from actual Asia.

01:54:24.420 --> 01:54:26.840
Dude, people. There was almost a riot. It was

01:54:26.840 --> 01:54:29.840
like 2004. Everyone exploded, and they started

01:54:29.840 --> 01:54:32.000
throwing bottles in the fuck. And I'm like, whoa.

01:54:32.479 --> 01:54:34.079
Dude, there was almost a riot. I'm like, wait

01:54:34.079 --> 01:54:36.460
a minute. I'm an Asian. I'm Chinese. I didn't

01:54:36.460 --> 01:54:38.979
mean like you guys. And they freaked the fuck

01:54:38.979 --> 01:54:42.119
out. Luckily, I was there with like. 20 jujitsu

01:54:42.119 --> 01:54:44.100
guys from the seminar, I would have been dead.

01:54:44.100 --> 01:54:48.619
Yeah, Cage Warrior, KSW, Ryzen, that's where

01:54:48.619 --> 01:54:50.000
all the talent was from. It was almost riot.

01:54:50.199 --> 01:54:51.840
Dude, they were throwing shit at me, and I didn't

01:54:51.840 --> 01:54:53.399
give a fuck. I was drunk. I was flipping them

01:54:53.399 --> 01:54:55.539
off. I'm like, fuck you guys. I was an idiot.

01:54:55.600 --> 01:54:57.359
That's where all the talent was from. Yeah, Cage

01:54:57.359 --> 01:55:00.640
Warriors has some elite talent. You know, Patty

01:55:00.640 --> 01:55:02.039
took it. Chicago McGregor came over, too. Yeah,

01:55:02.039 --> 01:55:05.239
and Patty was making more money doing Cage Warriors

01:55:05.239 --> 01:55:09.220
than he was in the UFC. What? That's why I met

01:55:09.220 --> 01:55:11.359
him in San Diego, and I was talking to his manager

01:55:11.359 --> 01:55:14.000
who runs Cage Warriors, and he took a pay cut

01:55:14.000 --> 01:55:16.300
to come to the UFC. That's crazy. For his first

01:55:16.300 --> 01:55:19.039
fight? Yeah. Well, eventually he started making

01:55:19.039 --> 01:55:21.579
money. How much was he making in Cage Warriors?

01:55:21.720 --> 01:55:23.439
Tons, because he was the biggest draw, and you're

01:55:23.439 --> 01:55:26.579
selling out Liverpool's state arenas. He was

01:55:26.579 --> 01:55:29.789
the main draw, so his... The manager wanted to

01:55:29.789 --> 01:55:31.170
go to the UFC like two years prior, and he's

01:55:31.170 --> 01:55:33.390
like, no way. Why am I going to take a pay cut?

01:55:33.550 --> 01:55:36.289
So he's like, dude, to be considered the best,

01:55:36.489 --> 01:55:38.170
even though it's a pay cut, you got to come over

01:55:38.170 --> 01:55:40.369
to the UFC. Do you feel like he got rushed into

01:55:40.369 --> 01:55:42.890
with a guy like Gaethje? He should have had like

01:55:42.890 --> 01:55:44.250
a few more top contenders. I don't know what

01:55:44.250 --> 01:55:46.949
the fucking game plan was. Like if you and I

01:55:46.949 --> 01:55:48.869
were talking, you were like, let's say off -air,

01:55:48.949 --> 01:55:51.489
I got some inside info. Patty's just going to

01:55:51.489 --> 01:55:52.890
strike with Justin. I'd be like, oh, you're out

01:55:52.890 --> 01:55:54.609
of your fucking mind, dude. He's going to lose.

01:55:55.010 --> 01:55:57.600
So I don't know what the game plan was. That's

01:55:57.600 --> 01:55:59.500
a good question. But again, it could be too much

01:55:59.500 --> 01:56:02.060
too soon, you know? I think it is. Gaethje's

01:56:02.060 --> 01:56:04.220
a monster on the feet. He's a real problem. He's

01:56:04.220 --> 01:56:06.979
also an all -American wrestler. I know, but I

01:56:06.979 --> 01:56:10.060
also— Patty doesn't do takedowns. He beat up

01:56:10.060 --> 01:56:12.640
Fazeev standing up. Yeah, bro. Fazeev's wicked.

01:56:12.960 --> 01:56:15.500
Wicked striker. So let's say Conor back's from

01:56:15.500 --> 01:56:17.100
International Fight Week. Let's say he's doing

01:56:17.100 --> 01:56:19.340
International Fight Week. You're telling me—if

01:56:19.340 --> 01:56:21.260
we're trying to do Numbies for Paramount, you're

01:56:21.260 --> 01:56:23.409
telling me you don't do Patty versus Conor? At

01:56:23.409 --> 01:56:25.930
170? Right. And Patty's fucking huge. He'd do

01:56:25.930 --> 01:56:29.029
170. Did you say Numbies? Numbies. I like that.

01:56:29.250 --> 01:56:31.689
Thank you. Well, unfortunately, the big fight

01:56:31.689 --> 01:56:34.890
would have been Patty versus Ilya. That would

01:56:34.890 --> 01:56:36.189
have been the big fight. That would have been

01:56:36.189 --> 01:56:37.449
the big fight. If they could have figured out

01:56:37.449 --> 01:56:39.289
a way to make that happen, that would have been

01:56:39.289 --> 01:56:41.590
the big fight. It's a disaster fight for Patty.

01:56:42.029 --> 01:56:43.729
And that's where the train stops. It would have

01:56:43.729 --> 01:56:45.789
been a big fight. But Connor -Patty, it's like,

01:56:45.829 --> 01:56:47.569
that's fucking entertaining, dude. That is entertaining.

01:56:48.740 --> 01:56:51.300
But I feel like that fight was in the future

01:56:51.300 --> 01:56:53.460
if they built him up correctly. I just think

01:56:53.460 --> 01:56:56.640
throwing him to Justin, you know, after, like,

01:56:56.720 --> 01:57:01.579
was it Jared? Jared Gordon. I thought Jared Gordon

01:57:01.579 --> 01:57:04.510
won that fight. Yeah, but so does Patty. Even

01:57:04.510 --> 01:57:06.250
Patty was like, yeah, I probably lost that fight.

01:57:06.350 --> 01:57:08.470
That's what I thought. And so just a few years

01:57:08.470 --> 01:57:10.810
later, the Bobby Green video, that was impressive.

01:57:10.989 --> 01:57:12.949
Michael Chandler, he looked good. That was impressive.

01:57:12.970 --> 01:57:15.489
Still older guys. And then older, older, Justin

01:57:15.489 --> 01:57:17.930
Gaethje. Exactly. And then my thing is, when

01:57:17.930 --> 01:57:19.090
you look at Justin Gaethje, it's like, wait,

01:57:19.210 --> 01:57:21.050
how's Patty going to get him to the ground? Right.

01:57:21.130 --> 01:57:24.750
What's the move? Right. It can't be, if it, what

01:57:24.750 --> 01:57:27.109
is it, these jujitsu trips? You know how fucking

01:57:27.109 --> 01:57:29.130
good Justin Gaethje's takedown defense is? And

01:57:29.130 --> 01:57:31.109
he's also such a good athlete. His hips are nuts.

01:57:31.170 --> 01:57:34.149
Crazy athlete. Wild. Yeah. And he fought that

01:57:34.149 --> 01:57:36.869
fight like a wild man. Wild. He fought that fight

01:57:36.869 --> 01:57:39.210
just pure reckless. Just walked him down and

01:57:39.210 --> 01:57:41.909
just let him swing on him. It was like he felt

01:57:41.909 --> 01:57:44.729
no fear. It was kind of crazy. Dude, what happens

01:57:44.729 --> 01:57:46.529
if at the White House, you know, Trump, he's

01:57:46.529 --> 01:57:49.020
probably not the... too familiar with UFC fighters.

01:57:49.180 --> 01:57:51.380
And he's like, okay, America, Justin Gaethje,

01:57:51.460 --> 01:57:55.260
let's do this. And Ilya Toporia comes out and

01:57:55.260 --> 01:57:58.800
fucking flatlines him in front of all the fucking...

01:57:58.800 --> 01:58:01.000
If Ilya Toporia flatlines Justin Gaethje's next

01:58:01.000 --> 01:58:02.600
fight, he's got the greatest resume of all time.

01:58:02.680 --> 01:58:05.760
Ever. I mean, it's the craziest resume. That's

01:58:05.760 --> 01:58:07.460
a fucking amazing fight. Here's how the white

01:58:07.460 --> 01:58:10.039
house card could be saved with all the shit I'm

01:58:10.039 --> 01:58:12.380
talking, everybody talking. What if Justin Gaethje,

01:58:12.479 --> 01:58:14.800
and it could happen, what if he knocks Ilya Teporya

01:58:14.800 --> 01:58:16.859
out as the main event at the White House? That

01:58:16.859 --> 01:58:19.619
would be sad. Grabs the American flag and fucking

01:58:19.619 --> 01:58:21.119
gives me chills. That could easily happen. And

01:58:21.119 --> 01:58:22.920
fucking just gives a ripping promo. That could

01:58:22.920 --> 01:58:24.640
happen. Gaethje could knock anybody the fuck

01:58:24.640 --> 01:58:26.359
out. It could happen. Yeah. It could knock anybody

01:58:26.359 --> 01:58:27.560
out. And right when Bruce Buffer announces his

01:58:27.560 --> 01:58:34.699
name, that's when the drone hits. It's scheduled

01:58:34.699 --> 01:58:37.340
to start at noon. On the White House lawn? Yeah.

01:58:37.399 --> 01:58:38.920
Perfect. There'll be a thousand degrees out.

01:58:39.319 --> 01:58:43.420
Is there an Iranian fighter we could get for

01:58:43.420 --> 01:58:45.119
this fucking car? I'm going to look like I'm

01:58:45.119 --> 01:58:47.859
in the shower. Yeah. Humid as fuck. How about

01:58:47.859 --> 01:58:52.760
main event? Top Iranian guy, top Israel guy.

01:58:53.239 --> 01:58:55.939
Not a ton of Iranians. Main event. What do you

01:58:55.939 --> 01:58:57.600
think about that? Which is a shame because Iranians

01:58:57.600 --> 01:58:59.340
are motherfuckers. Well, how about a guy from

01:58:59.340 --> 01:59:01.420
Palestine? Like, you get Bilal Muhammad against

01:59:01.420 --> 01:59:03.779
an Israeli guy. That's a doable fight. Are you

01:59:03.779 --> 01:59:05.199
kidding? That's a doable fight. That would be

01:59:05.199 --> 01:59:08.279
huge. That would be massive. There'd be scud

01:59:08.279 --> 01:59:10.739
missiles coming from everywhere. But what guy

01:59:10.739 --> 01:59:14.760
in that weight class is from Israel? Nobody.

01:59:14.800 --> 01:59:17.140
Dude, Israel got a bunch of great fighters. I

01:59:17.140 --> 01:59:19.500
know, but in the UFC, there's no one in the UFC

01:59:19.500 --> 01:59:22.300
at 170 that's a guy from Israel. It's a weird

01:59:22.300 --> 01:59:25.119
one. Yes, a tough one, right? Who'd they give

01:59:25.119 --> 01:59:30.659
him? Shit. They're not doing him any favors.

01:59:30.760 --> 01:59:32.680
And then also, Kamaru Usman thought he was getting

01:59:32.680 --> 01:59:34.960
Islam, and then they yanked it from him at the

01:59:34.960 --> 01:59:38.180
last second. How about a Ukrainian against a

01:59:38.180 --> 01:59:39.960
Russian? Throw that shit in. I don't totally

01:59:39.960 --> 01:59:44.399
hate that. In the prelim? I think Ian Gary deserves

01:59:44.399 --> 01:59:47.859
it, but I also think Kamaru... Like, come on.

01:59:47.899 --> 01:59:50.560
The guy's a legend. This is like... I wouldn't

01:59:50.560 --> 01:59:53.699
be mad at it. That's my theory. And looks sensational

01:59:53.699 --> 01:59:57.119
against Joaquin Buckley. I want to see that fight.

01:59:57.159 --> 01:59:58.899
This is my thing with Justin. Like, Justin might

01:59:58.899 --> 02:00:01.880
have one more he said for Ilya. My thing with

02:00:01.880 --> 02:00:04.340
Justin is like, let's go out on top. Ilya's a...

02:00:04.340 --> 02:00:07.170
Could he win? Of course. Anybody can win. But

02:00:07.170 --> 02:00:09.250
for Justin, all he's done for the company, give

02:00:09.250 --> 02:00:11.710
him the red panty night. Give him Conor at 170.

02:00:11.949 --> 02:00:13.810
Right. That's the motherfucking fight. Let him

02:00:13.810 --> 02:00:16.229
make all the fucking money. Do you think that

02:00:16.229 --> 02:00:19.329
he would take that fight? Who? Conor. 100%. Justin

02:00:19.329 --> 02:00:21.989
Gaethje? 100%. At 170? Dude, he was going to

02:00:21.989 --> 02:00:27.630
fight fucking Carlos Pratas. He could make 155.

02:00:27.750 --> 02:00:30.510
If he's off the sauce, he can make 155. Conor

02:00:30.510 --> 02:00:32.949
was down to fight Carlos Pratas at 170. You know

02:00:32.949 --> 02:00:34.710
they called him? He was like, yep, sign it. Really?

02:00:34.789 --> 02:00:37.960
Yeah. Wow. He's gangster, dude. That's a gangster

02:00:37.960 --> 02:00:39.720
fight. Super gangster. Horrible fight for him.

02:00:39.840 --> 02:00:41.579
When was the last time Conor fought? How long

02:00:41.579 --> 02:00:43.560
has it been? It's been a long time. Two years?

02:00:43.739 --> 02:00:45.659
He hasn't won in forever. Well, he broke his

02:00:45.659 --> 02:00:47.800
leg in his last fight. But when was that? How

02:00:47.800 --> 02:00:53.090
long ago was that? At least three. And 100 %

02:00:53.090 --> 02:00:55.970
you feel Conor's going to at least come back

02:00:55.970 --> 02:00:58.770
for one more fight, right? Yes. 100%. 100%. I

02:00:58.770 --> 02:01:00.829
think the UFC feels pressure from the criticism

02:01:00.829 --> 02:01:02.729
of this White House card and not closing on Jon

02:01:02.729 --> 02:01:05.270
Jones and the other fights. So they're going

02:01:05.270 --> 02:01:06.949
to get it done with Conor. Five years? It's been

02:01:06.949 --> 02:01:09.430
five years. I don't think Conor's going to fight

02:01:09.430 --> 02:01:12.069
all of that. Well, I mean, I guess the Mayweather

02:01:12.069 --> 02:01:14.520
fight. That's not going to happen. No, not Charles.

02:01:14.600 --> 02:01:17.979
I thought it was Charles. No, we're talking about

02:01:17.979 --> 02:01:21.180
Justin Gaethje. I thought it was Conor's fight

02:01:21.180 --> 02:01:24.260
and Charles in July. That's what they were saying.

02:01:24.260 --> 02:01:27.539
Imagine the bonkers fight. Imagine this. Gaethje

02:01:27.539 --> 02:01:31.279
somehow or another knocks out Elio Teporia. Conor

02:01:31.279 --> 02:01:33.960
versus Gaethje in July. That would be insane.

02:01:34.279 --> 02:01:37.579
You couldn't do it in July. Conor against Teporia

02:01:37.579 --> 02:01:41.640
would be insane. Whoever wins that against Conor,

02:01:41.659 --> 02:01:44.750
that's... Would be insane. Either one. It'd have

02:01:44.750 --> 02:01:46.310
to be the big December card, right? Let's just

02:01:46.310 --> 02:01:49.050
get Conor to July 11th. Let's not worry about

02:01:49.050 --> 02:01:51.029
December. Well, let's just get him to anywhere.

02:01:51.329 --> 02:01:54.449
That's a quick turn. He's going to do it. Who

02:01:54.449 --> 02:01:57.550
else would be good for him? Max Holloway. Whoa.

02:01:58.210 --> 02:02:00.050
Remember they fought. It was Max's first fight

02:02:00.050 --> 02:02:01.909
in the UFC. They're two completely different

02:02:01.909 --> 02:02:02.989
fighters. What happened in that fight? Max is

02:02:02.989 --> 02:02:05.930
done cutting weight. Charles beat him. I'm sorry.

02:02:06.710 --> 02:02:08.970
Conor beat Max. But it was Max's first fight.

02:02:09.069 --> 02:02:11.529
Decision. Decision. Decision. Yeah. Forgot about

02:02:11.529 --> 02:02:12.789
that one. So young, though. They're completely

02:02:12.789 --> 02:02:14.630
different. Max is a legend. Conor's a legend.

02:02:14.869 --> 02:02:17.630
They're both 145. That's fucking cooked, dude.

02:02:18.029 --> 02:02:19.989
And Max coming off a loss. You don't want to

02:02:19.989 --> 02:02:22.930
say Conor. Carlos Prata's just fucked up. I feel

02:02:22.930 --> 02:02:25.710
it's so wrong to not give it to Michael Chandler.

02:02:26.279 --> 02:02:29.460
So fucked up. It's so wrong. You know, man. It's

02:02:29.460 --> 02:02:33.420
so wrong. You said it the best, Brogan. We all

02:02:33.420 --> 02:02:35.979
love Conor, but it's like, what did Marvin Aguilar

02:02:35.979 --> 02:02:38.939
say? It's tough to sleep on silk sheets. Yeah,

02:02:38.979 --> 02:02:40.500
it's tough to get up in the morning when you're

02:02:40.500 --> 02:02:42.979
sleeping on silk sheets. That's true. Rocky,

02:02:43.079 --> 02:02:44.920
too. But some of those motherfuckers, like John

02:02:44.920 --> 02:02:47.020
Jones sleeps on silk sheets. He's a fucking dog.

02:02:47.800 --> 02:02:49.859
So was Floyd Mayweather when he was in his prime.

02:02:50.140 --> 02:02:54.720
Did Floyd Mayweather lose his money? No ways

02:02:54.720 --> 02:02:57.520
he broke. That guy had three zillion dollar fights

02:02:57.520 --> 02:02:59.760
in like two days. He lost it all and then got

02:02:59.760 --> 02:03:04.020
it back. Dude, Floyd Mayweather, when I'm hearing

02:03:04.020 --> 02:03:07.659
like, didn't he have like five billion dollars?

02:03:07.840 --> 02:03:09.220
How do you lose that? No, he didn't have that

02:03:09.220 --> 02:03:11.180
much. He didn't have five, Bill, but he had a

02:03:11.180 --> 02:03:13.920
few hundred. They said in his career he's made

02:03:13.920 --> 02:03:15.619
over a billion. But that's not... He doesn't

02:03:15.619 --> 02:03:17.880
have a... He's having financial problems now?

02:03:18.039 --> 02:03:19.939
That's the word. Damn, it's hard to believe.

02:03:20.260 --> 02:03:22.199
Is it, though? Yeah, dude. He didn't go to that

02:03:22.199 --> 02:03:25.199
many strip clubs. Yeah, he bought a lot of things,

02:03:25.300 --> 02:03:27.020
man. Think about all those diamond -encrusted

02:03:27.020 --> 02:03:29.619
watches and all those Rolls Royces and all those

02:03:29.619 --> 02:03:31.520
Ferraris. Well, he has like 15 Bugattis. All

02:03:31.520 --> 02:03:33.479
those houses. And he bought a bunch of apartment

02:03:33.479 --> 02:03:35.899
buildings. Those are good investments, though.

02:03:36.079 --> 02:03:37.909
Yeah, but... you've got to pay the mortgage.

02:03:38.130 --> 02:03:40.609
Correct. You might have just had a big nut, then

02:03:40.609 --> 02:03:42.810
he stopped fighting. Who knows, man? He's got

02:03:42.810 --> 02:03:44.710
a bunch of people that are on his payroll. Yeah,

02:03:44.710 --> 02:03:47.569
the whole staff. It's easy. And so he's trying

02:03:47.569 --> 02:03:49.369
to set up another fight. It's going to impact

02:03:49.369 --> 02:03:52.229
him. Making that kind of money all the time,

02:03:52.250 --> 02:03:54.829
and then it just goes away. That's athletes in

02:03:54.829 --> 02:03:58.050
general. That's like every rock star story, every

02:03:58.050 --> 02:04:01.439
rockumentary. They blow up. get the mansions,

02:04:01.439 --> 02:04:03.399
and then they got to sell that motherfucking

02:04:03.399 --> 02:04:06.920
mansion. I went through it. They don't teach

02:04:06.920 --> 02:04:09.720
you how to manage finances. You're busy being

02:04:09.720 --> 02:04:11.840
a fucking warrior or an athlete. No one goes,

02:04:11.939 --> 02:04:16.119
hey, dude, you know that $20 million house? Your

02:04:16.119 --> 02:04:19.300
mortgage on that's whatever. Let's say $25 ,000

02:04:19.300 --> 02:04:22.779
a month. It's a 40 -year mortgage. You're probably

02:04:22.779 --> 02:04:24.920
going to fight for another six years, bud. What

02:04:24.920 --> 02:04:26.489
are you going to do after that? No one taught

02:04:26.489 --> 02:04:28.029
you like that. You got to sell that house. Yeah,

02:04:28.029 --> 02:04:32.750
bro. Every rock star, dog, goes up with the mansions,

02:04:32.750 --> 02:04:34.510
and then they got to sell that mansion, dog.

02:04:34.590 --> 02:04:37.229
They got to sell that motherfucker. It's crazy.

02:04:37.609 --> 02:04:39.369
Well, because no one teaches them. They take

02:04:39.369 --> 02:04:42.029
advantage of them. Look at the Stones. Look at

02:04:42.029 --> 02:04:44.270
Led Zeppelin. Look at all these bands. And look

02:04:44.270 --> 02:04:45.970
at Black Sabbath. They were broke by the fifth

02:04:45.970 --> 02:04:48.220
album. See, that Ozzy thing, that's a success

02:04:48.220 --> 02:04:50.840
story all around. They were broke when they made

02:04:50.840 --> 02:04:52.600
that. Same thing with Kiss. Kiss was the biggest

02:04:52.600 --> 02:04:54.039
band in the world. They were broke when they

02:04:54.039 --> 02:04:57.060
made that reality show, right? Which one? Ozzy.

02:04:57.060 --> 02:04:58.260
He was broke when he made his reality show. That's

02:04:58.260 --> 02:05:00.479
why he did it, right? His wife set it up. Yeah.

02:05:00.479 --> 02:05:04.260
His wife. The Osbournes. I don't know if they

02:05:04.260 --> 02:05:06.609
were broke. Is that true? What? I'm pretty sure

02:05:06.609 --> 02:05:08.470
I heard that. That's why she did the deal. I

02:05:08.470 --> 02:05:11.210
never heard that. But most bands, they go through

02:05:11.210 --> 02:05:13.810
that. They got all their shit, and then they

02:05:13.810 --> 02:05:15.649
lose all their shit. And then they got all their

02:05:15.649 --> 02:05:17.710
shit, and then they lose all their shit. Correct.

02:05:19.409 --> 02:05:22.550
And they wake up one day. Kiss in 1977 was the

02:05:22.550 --> 02:05:25.670
biggest band in the world, but by 1980, they

02:05:25.670 --> 02:05:27.829
were fucking bankrupt and shit. And they were

02:05:27.829 --> 02:05:30.350
struggling, selling all their shit. We're missing

02:05:30.350 --> 02:05:37.920
an awesome fight. The pressure of fighting for

02:05:37.920 --> 02:05:40.220
the first time in the UFC in a co -main event

02:05:40.220 --> 02:05:42.039
is crazy. Did you hear Michael Bennett -Page

02:05:42.039 --> 02:05:44.539
talk about the pressure? Have you heard him talk

02:05:44.539 --> 02:05:45.619
about it? Because they were asking, they go,

02:05:45.739 --> 02:05:48.279
and it's true, I've always said this, that Bellator

02:05:48.279 --> 02:05:50.420
fighters, when they come to the UFC, the majority

02:05:50.420 --> 02:05:52.399
of them struggle. They ask Michael Bennett -Page,

02:05:52.420 --> 02:05:55.899
why do you think you're one of the successful

02:05:55.899 --> 02:05:58.279
guys that come from Bellator? He goes, I'll tell

02:05:58.279 --> 02:06:01.720
you this, man. I fought for titles in Bellator.

02:06:01.939 --> 02:06:04.239
I fought in world championships in karate and

02:06:04.239 --> 02:06:05.979
all this shit. He goes, when you come to the

02:06:05.979 --> 02:06:08.960
UFC, it's just different. He goes, the pressure,

02:06:09.159 --> 02:06:11.699
the nerves. He's like, I've been in big fights.

02:06:11.859 --> 02:06:13.859
People come up like, man, you knocked this guy

02:06:13.859 --> 02:06:15.699
out. You're setting an all -time knockout record.

02:06:15.840 --> 02:06:17.359
He goes, yeah, cool. He goes, that didn't bother

02:06:17.359 --> 02:06:20.180
me. My first fight in the UFC, he goes, the nerves

02:06:20.180 --> 02:06:23.060
were unreal. It's the big leagues. It's just

02:06:23.060 --> 02:06:25.239
a different game. Here's your chance. Don't blow

02:06:25.239 --> 02:06:27.720
it. It's just a different. You got it. You want

02:06:27.720 --> 02:06:29.619
it. You want it to be here. Are you going to

02:06:29.619 --> 02:06:31.779
blow it and blow it in front of your family and

02:06:31.779 --> 02:06:34.020
your friends? Just a lot of pressure. Yeah, a

02:06:34.020 --> 02:06:35.600
lot of pressure. That's why I bet against fighters

02:06:35.600 --> 02:06:38.220
when they fight at home. A lot of pressure. I

02:06:38.220 --> 02:06:39.140
bet against fighters when they fight at home.

02:06:39.140 --> 02:06:42.260
But sometimes you fight harder when their family's

02:06:42.260 --> 02:06:43.220
watching. No, because I'm a comic. I know how

02:06:43.220 --> 02:06:46.149
it works. Ask Joe on Friday. everybody starts

02:06:46.149 --> 02:06:48.609
blowing it up distracting me i get tickets can

02:06:48.609 --> 02:06:50.329
i come to the show yeah oh my god i didn't know

02:06:50.329 --> 02:06:52.930
you were playing yeah oh you're right now you're

02:06:52.930 --> 02:06:54.409
walking in there and that pressure you're putting

02:06:54.409 --> 02:06:56.630
on yourself because you've got tickets yeah for

02:06:56.630 --> 02:07:01.050
all those people whenever fighters fighting at

02:07:01.050 --> 02:07:04.550
home i always go the other way listen i'm like

02:07:04.550 --> 02:07:08.649
seven out of ten with it i bet but it's the truth

02:07:08.649 --> 02:07:11.029
because as a comic i know what friday's like

02:07:11.310 --> 02:07:13.329
They call you. We got another date for you. Well,

02:07:13.350 --> 02:07:15.109
call me on Tuesday when I'm in front of my fucking

02:07:15.109 --> 02:07:17.489
computer. Yeah. They call you to throw you off.

02:07:17.590 --> 02:07:20.409
And now you're like, so that's why I always bet

02:07:20.409 --> 02:07:21.829
against fighters when they're at home. Are you

02:07:21.829 --> 02:07:24.329
touring a lot right now, Joey? No. Nope. Just

02:07:24.329 --> 02:07:27.069
around Jersey. No, no, no. I go everywhere. Aren't

02:07:27.069 --> 02:07:29.609
you opening up the Brooklyn Improv? No. Someone

02:07:29.609 --> 02:07:31.149
told me that. I'm doing an episode of it. I'm

02:07:31.149 --> 02:07:33.470
doing the 15th. Gotcha. It's only 200 seats.

02:07:33.829 --> 02:07:36.310
Yeah. That's cool they put an improv in Brooklyn.

02:07:36.670 --> 02:07:39.170
Which part of Brooklyn? The one right over the

02:07:39.170 --> 02:07:42.159
bridge. Harrisburg, I think. Harrisburg? It used

02:07:42.159 --> 02:07:43.720
to be... Right when you walk over the Brooklyn

02:07:43.720 --> 02:07:45.859
Bridge right now. It used to be... I don't even

02:07:45.859 --> 02:07:47.760
know what that is. A second city. Yeah, it's

02:07:47.760 --> 02:07:51.039
right over the bridge. Harrisburg. Yeah, I was

02:07:51.039 --> 02:07:52.680
talking to Mark Norman. He's like, comedy's really

02:07:52.680 --> 02:07:54.560
big right now in New York. It's like a lot of

02:07:54.560 --> 02:07:57.539
clubs are opening. Comedy's big everywhere right

02:07:57.539 --> 02:07:59.439
now. It's pretty awesome. But what they did was

02:07:59.439 --> 02:08:01.659
they matched too much in New York City. Yeah?

02:08:01.720 --> 02:08:04.680
So now these suburb rooms, Brooklyn, these...

02:08:04.680 --> 02:08:06.500
Bro, that theater in Staten Island, did we ever

02:08:06.500 --> 02:08:09.439
do that together? No. That theater, George...

02:08:09.439 --> 02:08:14.760
Oh! That theater is fucking amazing. Yeah? It's

02:08:14.760 --> 02:08:18.220
fucking amazing, dawg. Staten Island's fun. Dawg,

02:08:18.220 --> 02:08:20.079
I had a fucking blast, because I'm a knucklehead.

02:08:20.279 --> 02:08:22.520
When you're a knucklehead, Staten Island is knuckleheads.

02:08:23.300 --> 02:08:28.500
Good pizza. Oh, yeah? Real Italians. No, that's

02:08:28.500 --> 02:08:30.960
real. Is Staten Island where all the mobsters

02:08:30.960 --> 02:08:33.359
used to live? Yes. They lived everywhere. They

02:08:33.359 --> 02:08:35.359
lived in Brooklyn. But wasn't Staten Island like

02:08:35.359 --> 02:08:37.180
where the homes were for them, like the family

02:08:37.180 --> 02:08:38.840
homes? Some of them. Paul Castellano lived there.

02:08:38.840 --> 02:08:41.439
Yeah, that's right. Always remember, Staten Island,

02:08:41.539 --> 02:08:44.880
no disrespect to Staten Island, was a dump. A

02:08:44.880 --> 02:08:46.819
literal dump. A landfill, yeah. Oh, wow. So,

02:08:46.859 --> 02:08:48.880
you know, when Castellano opened his house, people

02:08:48.880 --> 02:08:50.720
said it smelled a little bit. In the summer,

02:08:50.819 --> 02:08:54.220
in Jersey, you could smell the trash from Staten

02:08:54.220 --> 02:08:55.899
Island. Oh, damn. Isn't that crazy? They take

02:08:55.899 --> 02:08:57.640
garbage and the solution is just put it in the

02:08:57.640 --> 02:09:00.220
ground. Wow. Forever. There has to be. Forever.

02:09:00.640 --> 02:09:02.920
Pigs eat it for a long time. What's that? Pigs

02:09:02.920 --> 02:09:04.119
eat it for a long time. They didn't know what

02:09:04.119 --> 02:09:06.899
to do. That's the move. That's not a bad idea.

02:09:07.039 --> 02:09:09.500
That's a better idea. But they can't eat everything.

02:09:09.979 --> 02:09:12.239
If it wasn't for Staten Island people. Not according

02:09:12.239 --> 02:09:15.720
to Stats. They should have brought back the pigs.

02:09:16.000 --> 02:09:20.640
Very, you know, with Staten Island's food. There's

02:09:20.640 --> 02:09:22.739
a place in Staten Island that makes chicken corn

02:09:22.739 --> 02:09:26.390
and blue still. Yeah? Joe, my neighbor. Isn't

02:09:26.390 --> 02:09:28.810
that a common menu item? No. You're still like

02:09:28.810 --> 02:09:32.229
it's from the 1800s. No. That's not because people

02:09:32.229 --> 02:09:34.130
are lazy. Nobody wants to cut a chicken and put

02:09:34.130 --> 02:09:37.909
ham in it. That's not nice. Bro, half of what

02:09:37.909 --> 02:09:40.829
I watch on YouTube is people cooking. I love

02:09:40.829 --> 02:09:43.909
watching people cooking. The last few weeks has

02:09:43.909 --> 02:09:46.590
been dudes cooking in the mountains. Like ASMR

02:09:46.590 --> 02:09:48.909
where they don't talk at all. They just chop

02:09:48.909 --> 02:09:51.069
stuff up. Do you like to cook? I love it. You

02:09:51.069 --> 02:09:53.539
like to cook? I do. Yeah, I love cooking. I wish

02:09:53.539 --> 02:09:55.340
I liked cooking. I just watch all car shit on

02:09:55.340 --> 02:09:57.140
there. I watch a lot of that, too. Like, guys

02:09:57.140 --> 02:10:00.239
are trying to figure out how to unlock the ECU

02:10:00.239 --> 02:10:02.619
on the ZR1. Yo, you know what I'm obsessed with

02:10:02.619 --> 02:10:06.100
right now? That Cadillac Blackwing. The CT5E.

02:10:06.100 --> 02:10:08.960
Yeah, let's go, brother! Fuck yeah! That is a

02:10:08.960 --> 02:10:10.979
crazy car for them to build. Isn't that cool?

02:10:11.220 --> 02:10:14.739
A 668 horsepower Cadillac that you can get in

02:10:14.739 --> 02:10:17.319
a manual. Isn't that great? It's nuts. And then

02:10:17.319 --> 02:10:19.119
Hennessy will jack that motherfucker up to a

02:10:19.119 --> 02:10:21.890
thousand. Now we're cooking. Which is just a

02:10:21.890 --> 02:10:24.250
tire burner. It's just going to cook the tires

02:10:24.250 --> 02:10:25.909
off of it. What's crazy is like we talk, you

02:10:25.909 --> 02:10:27.810
know, that your ZR1X has whatever, a thousand

02:10:27.810 --> 02:10:29.850
something horsepower, right? Was it 12? I think

02:10:29.850 --> 02:10:32.510
it's 1 ,200. It's 1 ,200. The X is 1 ,200. The

02:10:32.510 --> 02:10:36.510
guy that won Texas 2K yesterday in Houston, he

02:10:36.510 --> 02:10:39.689
did it in a Lamborghini. Bro, 3 ,000 horsepower.

02:10:40.550 --> 02:10:43.489
Whoa. They're just, what the fuck are we doing?

02:10:43.810 --> 02:10:46.699
So that must be like. Well, that's the Hennessy

02:10:46.699 --> 02:10:49.079
1000. That's the CT5V. That's 3 ,000 horsepower?

02:10:49.399 --> 02:10:53.119
No. No, no, that's a Cadillac. That's 1 ,000

02:10:53.119 --> 02:10:57.539
horsepower. That's a Cadillac CT5V, and they

02:10:57.539 --> 02:11:00.319
take it and they jack it up. It comes 668, I

02:11:00.319 --> 02:11:02.399
think, and they take it and they jack it up to

02:11:02.399 --> 02:11:05.199
1 ,000. But it's just, when you drive it, it

02:11:05.199 --> 02:11:07.859
drives like a luxury car. The inside looks like

02:11:07.859 --> 02:11:11.600
a luxury car. It's an incredible car. I haven't

02:11:11.600 --> 02:11:14.680
driven that one, but I have the V as a Suburban.

02:11:14.680 --> 02:11:16.659
I have the big one, the big Escalade V, the big

02:11:16.659 --> 02:11:19.899
one. It's amazing. The interior is incredible.

02:11:20.020 --> 02:11:21.539
They're great. Those black wings, I like them

02:11:21.539 --> 02:11:23.319
in that blue they offer. Have you seen that blue,

02:11:23.399 --> 02:11:26.600
Joe? Yes. It's gorgeous. They have a green, too,

02:11:26.699 --> 02:11:28.500
a sick green. I haven't seen that. Oh, my God.

02:11:28.520 --> 02:11:30.880
It's like a dark metallic green. Dude, I just

02:11:30.880 --> 02:11:35.479
got a 2500, the AV Rams, those AVs. Nice. Bro.

02:11:35.600 --> 02:11:36.840
Oh, you got, that's one of them. Are you going

02:11:36.840 --> 02:11:38.680
off -road, dog? Is that real? You know, I do

02:11:38.680 --> 02:11:41.460
my thing. Is that real? That's crazy. 3 ,000

02:11:41.460 --> 02:11:44.560
horsepower. Who won Texas 2K? 3 ,000. Oh, these

02:11:44.560 --> 02:11:46.619
boys on the street now, like, they laugh at 1

02:11:46.619 --> 02:11:49.079
,000. Is that a Lamborghini? Yeah. Okay. That's

02:11:49.079 --> 02:11:51.939
crazy. That's a Huracan. Bro, that is just cooking

02:11:51.939 --> 02:11:55.039
off those tires. 0 -60 in, what, 1 .3? Oh, he

02:11:55.039 --> 02:11:56.279
has to have a parachute on it. Look at these.

02:11:56.380 --> 02:11:59.500
That's slippery, dude. He's losing. If you don't

02:11:59.500 --> 02:12:01.180
know how to drive and you get behind that fucking

02:12:01.180 --> 02:12:02.699
thing, you're spinning out and going right into

02:12:02.699 --> 02:12:06.300
that sign. I'll wreck that thing. 100%. I know

02:12:06.300 --> 02:12:08.840
my limit. Look at when he loses it a little bit.

02:12:09.079 --> 02:12:11.300
Look at it. Bro, you know how terrifying that

02:12:11.300 --> 02:12:14.020
must have been when the ass kicks out with 3

02:12:14.020 --> 02:12:16.359
,000 horsepower? Bro, I was in one of those Calvo

02:12:16.359 --> 02:12:18.840
Vipers with 2 ,200 horsepower. Those are nuts.

02:12:19.640 --> 02:12:21.340
Gordon Ryan is obsessed with those. He looks

02:12:21.340 --> 02:12:24.479
a little scared. I was so scared. I don't want

02:12:24.479 --> 02:12:26.779
to get hurt. and he showed me a video of calvin

02:12:26.779 --> 02:12:28.460
showed me a video of him because i as we're going

02:12:28.460 --> 02:12:30.579
i'm like how much horsepower is 2400 i'm like

02:12:30.579 --> 02:12:32.479
jesus christ do i go hey man you ever crash one

02:12:32.479 --> 02:12:34.640
of these things he goes oh yeah shows me a video

02:12:34.640 --> 02:12:37.420
of him just getting fucked up my buddy yeah yeah

02:12:37.420 --> 02:12:39.939
fuck that i was fucking terrified not fun i don't

02:12:39.939 --> 02:12:41.119
want to go out like that i was shooting a tv

02:12:41.119 --> 02:12:43.520
show this gearhead's gone wild So I'm fucking,

02:12:43.680 --> 02:12:44.939
I don't want to go out shooting a fucking TV.

02:12:45.199 --> 02:12:47.500
Gearhead's Gone Wild? Yeah. Dude, that's hilarious.

02:12:47.500 --> 02:12:49.619
That's my new show. That's on Tubi. Is that your

02:12:49.619 --> 02:12:52.680
show? That's my show. My new show. Yeah. Dude,

02:12:52.760 --> 02:12:55.600
that's perfect. Yeah, Gearhead's Gone Wild. It's

02:12:55.600 --> 02:12:58.100
on Tubi. March 24th. These guys are banging,

02:12:58.199 --> 02:12:59.520
boys. These guys are banging. These guys are

02:12:59.520 --> 02:13:01.920
banging. Look at this shit. Oh, Riley just connected

02:13:01.920 --> 02:13:07.920
with some big shots. This kid said, if Michael

02:13:07.920 --> 02:13:09.359
Page ain't going to do it, I'm going to do it

02:13:09.359 --> 02:13:11.600
for him. Come on, Dana. Man, Michael Page must

02:13:11.600 --> 02:13:13.079
feel like shit right now. Give me that bonus

02:13:13.079 --> 02:13:15.319
cash. You know what it feels like? Shit, if Sammy

02:13:15.319 --> 02:13:17.680
had half his pay. Right. You know what I'm saying?

02:13:17.760 --> 02:13:20.819
That's true. Neither one of them did shit. But

02:13:20.819 --> 02:13:22.500
it's like Michael Vanna Page was in the hunt,

02:13:22.659 --> 02:13:25.720
like, potentially for a future world title. That's

02:13:25.720 --> 02:13:27.819
not on him, though, man. That's on matchmaking.

02:13:27.960 --> 02:13:31.000
I know. Gentlemen, you can't blame everything

02:13:31.000 --> 02:13:33.619
on matchmaking. I have to, Joey. What's the number

02:13:33.619 --> 02:13:35.460
one rule? Don't let anything up to the judges.

02:13:35.930 --> 02:13:38.310
But my body match body come on. There's some

02:13:38.310 --> 02:13:40.189
Dana White shit. Yeah, you can't these guys are

02:13:40.189 --> 02:13:42.369
really fucking good That never really that never

02:13:42.369 --> 02:13:44.689
worked for me that never when they go to the

02:13:44.689 --> 02:13:46.630
white shit. I'm old. It's some daylight shit

02:13:46.630 --> 02:13:48.149
Yeah, when people go can't leave it up to judges.

02:13:48.350 --> 02:13:50.350
Okay. I hear you that guy's really fucking good.

02:13:50.409 --> 02:13:52.949
I'm fighting dude Also, he's he knows him so

02:13:52.949 --> 02:13:55.930
well. Yes, that's the real problem. It's the

02:13:55.930 --> 02:14:00.119
matchmaking. You're right Let's get best friends

02:14:00.119 --> 02:14:05.140
to fight. Imagine that was when it really happened.

02:14:05.539 --> 02:14:08.279
Yes! Just do it. Green light it. Like, right

02:14:08.279 --> 02:14:11.279
away. Go, go, go. Another one. Who else? Who

02:14:11.279 --> 02:14:13.039
else are best friends? Let's get more best friends.

02:14:13.039 --> 02:14:13.899
That's because no one knows fighting. Can you

02:14:13.899 --> 02:14:15.880
imagine they have a card, all best friends fighting?

02:14:16.140 --> 02:14:18.960
Yeah. Dude, it's like the worst card ever. Dude,

02:14:18.960 --> 02:14:21.420
I fought two good buddies. Like $2 ,000 pay -per

02:14:21.420 --> 02:14:23.840
-view. It sucks, man. Matt Mitrione was my boy.

02:14:24.100 --> 02:14:26.539
Bro, imagine if you and me had a fight. How horrible

02:14:26.539 --> 02:14:31.560
that would be? Dude, I would fuck you up. And

02:14:31.560 --> 02:14:33.699
I would hate it. I'd like, damn, I love you.

02:14:34.380 --> 02:14:37.319
I'd love you, dog. But that turn and sidekick

02:14:37.319 --> 02:14:40.539
bullshit, this ain't fucking Kung Fu Theater,

02:14:40.779 --> 02:14:47.239
okay? No, honestly, anytime anybody's ever mentioned,

02:14:47.380 --> 02:14:49.500
like a dude who would win a new fight, you or

02:14:49.500 --> 02:14:52.579
Joe Rogan, I always say, Joe Rogan would fucking

02:14:52.579 --> 02:14:55.060
kill me. I do, too. People ask me all the time.

02:14:55.060 --> 02:14:57.100
I know. And I mean that. There's no way I'd be

02:14:57.100 --> 02:14:58.699
able to take him down. First of all, this is

02:14:58.699 --> 02:15:02.659
reality. This is me judging the fight. I wouldn't

02:15:02.659 --> 02:15:04.060
be able to take him down because I have the worst

02:15:04.060 --> 02:15:08.520
wrestling. I've never taught one takedown in

02:15:08.520 --> 02:15:12.399
my motherfucking life. If I went to the ground,

02:15:12.420 --> 02:15:13.979
though, I'd be fucked. How would I get you to

02:15:13.979 --> 02:15:16.199
the ground? You would fucking light me up. He

02:15:16.199 --> 02:15:19.479
would knock me out with jabs. He wouldn't even

02:15:19.479 --> 02:15:21.199
have to throw a right hand. He would be nice

02:15:21.199 --> 02:15:22.699
to me. He goes, like, I love him. He's like my

02:15:22.699 --> 02:15:24.899
brother. I wouldn't be able to hit you. There's

02:15:24.899 --> 02:15:27.840
no way. You would be able to jab me. You would

02:15:27.840 --> 02:15:29.859
jab me, dog. You would jab me. You don't want

02:15:29.859 --> 02:15:32.180
one of these coming towards your face. I would

02:15:32.180 --> 02:15:35.340
be like, Joe, hook it up. Fuck it up. Don't fuck

02:15:35.340 --> 02:15:37.380
me up. No turning sidekick. Bro, it would just

02:15:37.380 --> 02:15:38.840
look like Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson. I was

02:15:38.840 --> 02:15:40.100
just going to say that. If you and I fought,

02:15:40.140 --> 02:15:42.060
it would be fucking Jake Paul. We would have

02:15:42.060 --> 02:15:43.779
to script it. We would have to script it. Okay,

02:15:43.960 --> 02:15:46.279
Dan is making us do this. We need the money.

02:15:46.279 --> 02:15:48.479
Even Roy Jones, when he fought Mike Tyson, they

02:15:48.479 --> 02:15:50.100
were all body punches. That's all bullshit. They

02:15:50.100 --> 02:15:52.520
never really... I would say, Joe, you throw one

02:15:52.520 --> 02:15:55.460
turning sidekick right at 113. Bro, it would

02:15:55.460 --> 02:15:57.439
look like a kung fu movie. We would choreograph

02:15:57.439 --> 02:16:00.020
that shit. We would choreograph that shit like

02:16:00.020 --> 02:16:01.479
a kung fu movie. We got to sell this dog. We

02:16:01.479 --> 02:16:02.880
got to sell this dog. But you know what? You

02:16:02.880 --> 02:16:05.369
would have... to let me take you down and almost

02:16:05.369 --> 02:16:07.810
choke you and then you escape. I go, let me get

02:16:07.810 --> 02:16:10.489
you like an almost choke. I had you like deep

02:16:10.489 --> 02:16:11.949
choke. It would be like this, like I'm about

02:16:11.949 --> 02:16:16.949
to tap and I don't. Then I'd let you leg kick

02:16:16.949 --> 02:16:19.609
me or whatever. You'd drop me with a leg kick.

02:16:19.710 --> 02:16:21.750
You'd be right in the leg and I'd go, I'll be

02:16:21.750 --> 02:16:24.170
like limping and then the ref would have to stop

02:16:24.170 --> 02:16:26.510
it and we're good. Imagine you have to knock

02:16:26.510 --> 02:16:28.550
one of your good friends out. That's happened

02:16:28.550 --> 02:16:31.489
a bunch of times with guys. Put your good friend

02:16:31.489 --> 02:16:34.959
in the hospital. Terrible. That could be a cartoon

02:16:34.959 --> 02:16:36.680
right there, that fight. And take half their

02:16:36.680 --> 02:16:40.840
pay. It's fucked up. I hate that. I hate the

02:16:40.840 --> 02:16:44.840
win pay thing. I hate it. The only thing I hate

02:16:44.840 --> 02:16:48.420
more is weigh -ins. I hate weight cutting. What

02:16:48.420 --> 02:16:49.899
do you mean you hate the win pay? What do you

02:16:49.899 --> 02:16:51.719
mean? I hate the fact that you get paid more

02:16:51.719 --> 02:16:54.059
if you win. Why? Because a lot of times it's

02:16:54.059 --> 02:16:57.360
a bullshit decision. I would say you only get

02:16:57.360 --> 02:16:59.500
the bonus if there's not a finish. Well, that's

02:16:59.500 --> 02:17:01.579
what they're doing now. They're doing a finish

02:17:01.579 --> 02:17:04.290
bonus, but you're still getting fight. Pay and

02:17:04.290 --> 02:17:06.090
then win pay. I would eliminate that. I would

02:17:06.090 --> 02:17:08.329
go, this is your show pay, and this is the pay

02:17:08.329 --> 02:17:10.149
if you finish the guy, and then that's it. Joe,

02:17:10.270 --> 02:17:13.030
you know that's why Ronda decided to go to MVP

02:17:13.030 --> 02:17:15.389
and fight Gina, because they originally went

02:17:15.389 --> 02:17:17.350
to Dana, and she was like, hey, now that there's

02:17:17.350 --> 02:17:19.489
no pay -per -view, I want this guaranteed amount.

02:17:19.829 --> 02:17:21.930
And he was like, no, that's just not our business

02:17:21.930 --> 02:17:23.530
model. That's not what we do, because if we pay

02:17:23.530 --> 02:17:25.510
you all that money, then we're going to have

02:17:25.510 --> 02:17:27.409
to do that down the road. Good luck somewhere

02:17:27.409 --> 02:17:29.930
else. She was all, say less. I went to fucking

02:17:29.930 --> 02:17:31.930
MVP, and they're like, here's a guaranteed money.

02:17:33.239 --> 02:17:36.079
Yeah, she wanted guaranteed money. The UFC originally

02:17:36.079 --> 02:17:39.559
wanted that fight. Oh, my God. Yeah. What if

02:17:39.559 --> 02:17:42.979
Gina wins and then they do a rematch? Or what

02:17:42.979 --> 02:17:45.120
if Ronda wins and she says she wants to fight

02:17:45.120 --> 02:17:47.819
Holly? That would be huge. Holly's waiting right

02:17:47.819 --> 02:17:50.079
there. Get that little rematch. Totally. It's

02:17:50.079 --> 02:17:51.819
a good time to fight Holly. The crazy thing about

02:17:51.819 --> 02:17:55.680
Ronda is... She was on such a meteoric rise,

02:17:55.879 --> 02:17:58.479
and then the Holly Holm thing happened, and then

02:17:58.479 --> 02:18:01.500
she kind of took a little break for like a year.

02:18:01.780 --> 02:18:04.819
And it was like Amanda was nobody back then.

02:18:04.840 --> 02:18:06.959
So they go, okay, Ronda, we're going to give

02:18:06.959 --> 02:18:11.219
you some up -and -comer, easy Brazilian. No,

02:18:11.219 --> 02:18:13.120
they didn't have that. She was the champion.

02:18:13.360 --> 02:18:15.399
No, she wasn't. Yes, she was. Amanda Nunes was

02:18:15.399 --> 02:18:17.680
the champion? Yes. Was she? Yes. Oh, my God,

02:18:17.700 --> 02:18:18.940
I was wrong then. We knew she was the champion.

02:18:18.959 --> 02:18:22.239
Yeah, bro. Nobody liked that fight. Nobody liked

02:18:22.239 --> 02:18:23.809
that fight for her. I fucked up Misha Tate. Dude,

02:18:23.950 --> 02:18:26.309
she was a monster. You know what? Amanda was

02:18:26.309 --> 02:18:30.149
terrifying. I remember they gave Ron an easy

02:18:30.149 --> 02:18:33.090
fight when they thought. No, no, no, no, no.

02:18:33.229 --> 02:18:35.190
The only people that thought that were like idiot

02:18:35.190 --> 02:18:39.000
Hollywood agents. That's me. You call me an idiot?

02:18:39.500 --> 02:18:42.120
Come on, dog. I'm your fucking brother. You weren't

02:18:42.120 --> 02:18:44.920
working for the UFC at that time. I remember

02:18:44.920 --> 02:18:46.239
it wrong. So I was there, and you don't watch

02:18:46.239 --> 02:18:48.299
all the fights. I watched every one of her fights.

02:18:48.379 --> 02:18:50.319
That lady hits harder than any woman that's ever

02:18:50.319 --> 02:18:51.100
walked in the octagon. No, I know that. I'm not

02:18:51.100 --> 02:18:53.180
saying it, but it seems like nobody knew that.

02:18:53.399 --> 02:18:55.760
Oh, I fucking knew it. I thought that was the

02:18:55.760 --> 02:18:57.979
worst fight for her before the Holly fight. I

02:18:57.979 --> 02:18:59.979
was telling Dana, because I was surprised they

02:18:59.979 --> 02:19:01.719
made the Holly fight. I thought they were going

02:19:01.719 --> 02:19:04.040
to make Amanda Nunes. I go, Amanda Nunes is a

02:19:04.040 --> 02:19:06.600
fucking problem. I go, because she's a black

02:19:06.600 --> 02:19:08.040
belt in Brazilian jiu -jitsu. jiu -jitsu, and

02:19:08.040 --> 02:19:11.420
her hands. She fucked up Kat Zingano so bad she

02:19:11.420 --> 02:19:13.819
messed up her hormone levels. Kat's cortisol

02:19:13.819 --> 02:19:16.200
was messed up. She had vertigo. She was fucked

02:19:16.200 --> 02:19:19.959
up for like a year after that. And Kat won. Kat

02:19:19.959 --> 02:19:22.620
stopped her. Amanda Nunes got shoulders like

02:19:22.620 --> 02:19:26.120
Michelle Obama, dog. She throws hammers. That

02:19:26.120 --> 02:19:30.399
lady hits like a dude. I got it. That's a compliment.

02:19:30.680 --> 02:19:34.159
Everybody says that transgender people are amazing,

02:19:34.280 --> 02:19:37.440
but the number one insult When someone is going

02:19:37.440 --> 02:19:39.659
after a lady, they say she's really got a dick.

02:19:39.739 --> 02:19:41.079
Looks like a dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, she's

02:19:41.079 --> 02:19:43.219
got a dick. Like, secretly. Like Michelle Obama.

02:19:43.579 --> 02:19:45.979
Secretly got a dick. People are saying that about

02:19:45.979 --> 02:19:48.399
Erica Kirk. They're like, crazy people. It's

02:19:48.399 --> 02:19:51.260
not a realistic. Erica Kirk got a dick? No. No,

02:19:51.260 --> 02:19:52.440
that was the rumor. Of course she doesn't, but

02:19:52.440 --> 02:19:54.340
crazy people online have been saying it. She's

02:19:54.340 --> 02:19:57.299
sucking dick right now. Motherfucker. She had

02:19:57.299 --> 02:19:59.540
a dick. She had a dick. That's a winner. Fuck

02:19:59.540 --> 02:20:01.219
you, motherfucker. She's saving it for Jesus.

02:20:01.399 --> 02:20:02.920
No, she's not. She had a dick. It wouldn't be

02:20:02.920 --> 02:20:04.399
that bad. She was sucking dick three days later.

02:20:04.520 --> 02:20:05.219
Erica Kirk, if she had a dick, it would be like

02:20:05.219 --> 02:20:09.379
five inches. Max. Max. Let the lady grieve. And

02:20:09.379 --> 02:20:12.200
I like her. She's a wild girl before Charlie.

02:20:12.420 --> 02:20:14.379
Before Charlie, she's wild. She looked Charlie.

02:20:14.479 --> 02:20:17.780
ass and he was fucked. Those dirty white bitches

02:20:17.780 --> 02:20:19.940
will stick a tongue in your ass. Those Charlie

02:20:19.940 --> 02:20:21.739
Kirks don't know what the fuck in them. They're

02:20:21.739 --> 02:20:24.520
mopping, swapping, doing laundry. You shove your

02:20:24.520 --> 02:20:27.479
tongue up a fucking little white guy like that's

02:20:27.479 --> 02:20:29.340
ass. He's gonna see fucking fire where his life

02:20:29.340 --> 02:20:34.190
is changed. Imagine if that's all it takes. So

02:20:34.190 --> 02:20:38.149
disrespectful. Think about it. I will think about

02:20:38.149 --> 02:20:41.549
it. You got some 24 -year -old white dude that

02:20:41.549 --> 02:20:43.530
was in the Boy Scouts and you set him loose with

02:20:43.530 --> 02:20:45.850
a Puerto Rican chick from the Bronx that hasn't

02:20:45.850 --> 02:20:47.750
eaten in three days. That's different. Listen

02:20:47.750 --> 02:20:51.209
to me. That's not Erica Kirk. That chick. That's

02:20:51.209 --> 02:20:53.149
not Erica Kirk, though. She was a beauty pageant

02:20:53.149 --> 02:20:55.110
leader. Yeah, but when you win beauty pageant,

02:20:55.129 --> 02:20:57.389
you suck dick part -time. So knock it off. Part

02:20:57.389 --> 02:21:00.219
-time. That's it. I'll tell you what. She's definitely

02:21:00.219 --> 02:21:02.600
an odd lady. Yeah. No, something's not right.

02:21:02.620 --> 02:21:04.959
Have you seen those conventions where there's

02:21:04.959 --> 02:21:07.469
fireworks and she's coming out? It's crazy. It's

02:21:07.469 --> 02:21:08.969
weird. It's real weird. It's real weird. Something's

02:21:08.969 --> 02:21:10.430
up with that. It's real weird. And didn't she

02:21:10.430 --> 02:21:12.850
get some high -level government position? Yes.

02:21:12.989 --> 02:21:16.049
Didn't they just? Yes. Like this fucking Trump

02:21:16.049 --> 02:21:18.629
did, right? Yeah. Head of something. Head of

02:21:18.629 --> 02:21:20.729
the CIA. Makes me wonder, like, man, I wonder

02:21:20.729 --> 02:21:23.489
if I can get me one of them positions. You got

02:21:23.489 --> 02:21:28.909
to shoot your wife on TV and shit. No. Jesus

02:21:28.909 --> 02:21:34.209
Christ. Jesus Christ. God, Joey. Jesus. They're

02:21:34.209 --> 02:21:36.860
going higher. Why don't you take it? Get that

02:21:36.860 --> 02:21:40.180
guy a job. Get your mind right, son. Get your

02:21:40.180 --> 02:21:44.319
mind. Get your mind right. Something wrong with

02:21:44.319 --> 02:21:46.139
you. Oh, shit. Something wrong with you, Joe.

02:21:46.139 --> 02:21:48.639
Yes. Oh, that's why you love me. You could 100

02:21:48.639 --> 02:21:51.739
% get one of those jobs, Joe. I know. I'm thinking

02:21:51.739 --> 02:21:54.739
which one I want. Six. I want to be right. Pete

02:21:54.739 --> 02:22:01.120
Hague says sidekick. What is it? Department of

02:22:01.120 --> 02:22:03.610
War? That's what they call it now. So gangster.

02:22:04.110 --> 02:22:06.229
Well, I think it was originally Department of

02:22:06.229 --> 02:22:08.489
War and then became Department of Defense. Once

02:22:08.489 --> 02:22:10.809
Biden came in. Hand it over to him, Joe. Oh,

02:22:10.809 --> 02:22:13.209
my God. That's tremendous. No, I think it was

02:22:13.209 --> 02:22:14.950
a while ago they changed it to the Department

02:22:14.950 --> 02:22:16.450
of Defense. I thought Biden's team did it. And

02:22:16.450 --> 02:22:20.229
Trump was like, war sounds better. Your Trump

02:22:20.229 --> 02:22:22.549
is pretty good, dude. It's not that good. It's

02:22:22.549 --> 02:22:24.510
definitely not good right now. You know what

02:22:24.510 --> 02:22:26.250
I want to tell Shane Gillis because he does the

02:22:26.250 --> 02:22:28.229
best Trump? Oh, he's the best. You know, isn't

02:22:28.229 --> 02:22:31.219
it a trip that Trump has never... had a drink

02:22:31.219 --> 02:22:33.659
of alcohol yeah well he had a brother that was

02:22:33.659 --> 02:22:37.459
like really bad no no imagine imagine trump a

02:22:37.459 --> 02:22:40.540
drunk trump oh my god drunk trump he doesn't

02:22:40.540 --> 02:22:43.600
need that yeah i can't but shane could you you

02:22:43.600 --> 02:22:47.079
can do it drunk trump and they said i'll stop

02:22:47.079 --> 02:22:49.940
this war in 24 hours remember he's the best at

02:22:49.940 --> 02:22:53.440
stopping wars give me three hours i might be

02:22:53.440 --> 02:22:56.159
the best i might be the best give me two hours

02:22:56.159 --> 02:22:59.309
i'll stop this war I wish I could do Trump. Supposedly

02:22:59.309 --> 02:23:01.950
he said it's almost over. Well, I hope he's right.

02:23:02.069 --> 02:23:04.709
Me too. I hope he's right. Listen, if they can

02:23:04.709 --> 02:23:07.670
somehow or another bring peace to Iran, I mean,

02:23:07.690 --> 02:23:10.209
it's unrealistic, right? It's never happened

02:23:10.209 --> 02:23:12.889
before. Never been a regime change war that worked

02:23:12.889 --> 02:23:13.629
out great for everybody involved. That's why

02:23:13.629 --> 02:23:15.110
I'm saying we've done this before. How did it

02:23:15.110 --> 02:23:17.149
turn out? It's never worked out great. But don't

02:23:17.149 --> 02:23:18.629
you think it's about the oil, right? Because

02:23:18.629 --> 02:23:20.170
they supply all the oil to China. I don't think

02:23:20.170 --> 02:23:22.129
it's about the oil. I think they want you to

02:23:22.129 --> 02:23:23.950
think it's about the oil. It's about the central

02:23:23.950 --> 02:23:26.479
banks. It's not about the oil. Don't give a fuck

02:23:26.479 --> 02:23:28.659
about the oil. There's oil everywhere. There's

02:23:28.659 --> 02:23:30.639
oil everywhere. There's also these guys want

02:23:30.639 --> 02:23:32.280
to start an Islamic caliphate. Correct. And they

02:23:32.280 --> 02:23:35.780
are the largest state -sponsored terrorism. Yes.

02:23:35.799 --> 02:23:37.860
Comes out of there. Yeah. They're terrible people.

02:23:37.920 --> 02:23:39.540
Who's funding it? Well, there's a lot of it.

02:23:39.840 --> 02:23:43.420
When Biden freed up something like $6 billion,

02:23:43.899 --> 02:23:46.280
that was right before October 7th. That's a lot

02:23:46.280 --> 02:23:49.200
of billions. There's Patty. Look at him. He's

02:23:49.200 --> 02:23:51.540
about 250 right now. Love me some Patty. That

02:23:51.540 --> 02:23:53.690
dude knows how to live. In between fights, he

02:23:53.690 --> 02:23:56.190
lives. Have you had him in here? No. That dude,

02:23:56.270 --> 02:23:59.110
he just has it. He has that freaking it factor.

02:23:59.370 --> 02:24:01.889
Well, he's also a very smart guy. Correct. And

02:24:01.889 --> 02:24:05.010
I guarantee you that Justin fight could be a

02:24:05.010 --> 02:24:07.989
big wake -up call. He'll come back and fuck somebody

02:24:07.989 --> 02:24:09.469
up in his next fight. How did that fight end?

02:24:09.829 --> 02:24:13.750
Justin just beat his ass. Decision? Yeah, but

02:24:13.750 --> 02:24:16.350
he beat his ass. But he did poke him in the eyes.

02:24:16.549 --> 02:24:18.209
He did. He did poke him in the eyes. And hit

02:24:18.209 --> 02:24:19.469
him in the nuts. He did hit him in the nuts.

02:24:19.649 --> 02:24:23.159
Yeah. That is a problem. Are you still dipping,

02:24:23.159 --> 02:24:26.860
Joe? Yeah, I use these Alps. Shout out to Tucker.

02:24:27.059 --> 02:24:31.500
Love your Alps. Is that a tobacco pouch? Yeah,

02:24:31.620 --> 02:24:33.120
nicotine. You had one of these last night, dog.

02:24:33.700 --> 02:24:35.600
Speaking of this shit, I'm going to tell you

02:24:35.600 --> 02:24:36.799
last night. What did you want to tell me last

02:24:36.799 --> 02:24:40.180
night? That your club is really becoming... I

02:24:40.180 --> 02:24:42.200
had a lot of fun this time. Well, it was beautiful

02:24:42.200 --> 02:24:44.479
watching you on Thursday night. I had a really

02:24:44.479 --> 02:24:46.579
good time. I'm home now. I'm home now. Yeah.

02:24:46.799 --> 02:24:49.760
I had a rough five years and I'm home now. Oh,

02:24:49.799 --> 02:24:51.559
you looked at it on stage. And that crowd was

02:24:51.559 --> 02:24:53.100
a Joey Diaz crowd because they were there to

02:24:53.100 --> 02:24:55.860
see him. I just sat and watched. I went and sat

02:24:55.860 --> 02:24:57.500
in the balcony. I was like, this makes me so

02:24:57.500 --> 02:24:59.709
happy. Yeah, I'm going to do like. two nights

02:24:59.709 --> 02:25:03.430
next time but only anytime late show i gotta

02:25:03.430 --> 02:25:05.850
be downstairs partying at missy's those are different

02:25:05.850 --> 02:25:08.649
animals the late shows they're fun i like doing

02:25:08.649 --> 02:25:10.149
late shows every now and then they're fun but

02:25:10.149 --> 02:25:12.209
they're tired these people have been up all day

02:25:12.209 --> 02:25:15.409
i can't well it's not us no no i'm not worried

02:25:15.409 --> 02:25:17.629
about being tired i sleep you know good i want

02:25:17.629 --> 02:25:19.709
to be but it's like the people they worked all

02:25:19.709 --> 02:25:22.000
day They worked all day. They got off work at

02:25:22.000 --> 02:25:24.440
5. They probably went to dinner, had a few drinks.

02:25:24.559 --> 02:25:25.899
Oh, we're going to go see Joey Diaz tonight.

02:25:25.959 --> 02:25:28.559
It's a 10 o 'clock show. That's five hours after

02:25:28.559 --> 02:25:29.840
you get off work. Yeah, that's too much. And

02:25:29.840 --> 02:25:31.659
then you've got to get up at 7? Yeah, it's tough.

02:25:31.780 --> 02:25:35.000
No, no, no. Here we go. Lerone, let's go. This

02:25:35.000 --> 02:25:37.239
could be another decision. It might be, or Lerone

02:25:37.239 --> 02:25:38.899
might catch him coming in. I hope so. Because

02:25:38.899 --> 02:25:40.760
Lerone is so slick. What's his specialty? Oh,

02:25:40.760 --> 02:25:45.180
he's a vicious, vicious striker. He can do everything.

02:25:45.280 --> 02:25:47.280
He can do everything. Is he a black belt? Probably

02:25:47.280 --> 02:25:50.489
not. But Mozart is a monster wrestler. The guy

02:25:50.489 --> 02:25:52.149
is fine. Yeah, it's going to be trouble for him.

02:25:52.149 --> 02:25:53.930
He's undefeated. Yeah, it's Khabib's time. Where

02:25:53.930 --> 02:25:56.850
is he from? He's from Russia. Russia. And you

02:25:56.850 --> 02:25:59.069
do 1 ,500 push -ups in an hour. I call bullshit.

02:26:00.870 --> 02:26:02.430
What's the most push -ups you've ever done in

02:26:02.430 --> 02:26:05.010
a row? I don't know. I mean, I don't know. My

02:26:05.010 --> 02:26:07.549
son asked me to do 100. I knocked him. It's 100.

02:26:07.889 --> 02:26:10.469
You did 100 in a row? Oh, yeah. Wow, that's a

02:26:10.469 --> 02:26:12.989
lot. That's crazy. I could do 15. I did 75. I

02:26:12.989 --> 02:26:15.489
gassed out at 75. Really? Yeah. I did it on the

02:26:15.489 --> 02:26:17.530
show. Me and Burt Kreischer had a little competition.

02:26:17.889 --> 02:26:20.420
How many could he do? Not that much. I think

02:26:20.420 --> 02:26:23.200
it was 35. I told him I could do whatever he

02:26:23.200 --> 02:26:24.760
did, I could do double. Yeah. I think he did

02:26:24.760 --> 02:26:27.959
like 30 something. World record is 1575 in 60

02:26:27.959 --> 02:26:30.780
minutes. So he's doing that every week. Damn.

02:26:31.299 --> 02:26:33.159
But he's doing it in an hour. Are we still buying

02:26:33.159 --> 02:26:35.360
it? That's what the record is. The record's in

02:26:35.360 --> 02:26:37.059
an hour, Joe. Oh, the record's in an hour? But

02:26:37.059 --> 02:26:38.559
again, how many minutes? You gotta film that

02:26:38.559 --> 02:26:40.639
shit. I thought you said six minutes. I was like,

02:26:40.680 --> 02:26:42.420
that's crazy. But Joe, to your point, he might

02:26:42.420 --> 02:26:44.159
not be doing like full extension. He might just

02:26:44.159 --> 02:26:46.079
be going pumping. Right, right, right. Which

02:26:46.079 --> 02:26:47.979
is still tough. Oh, it's still hard. But like,

02:26:48.020 --> 02:26:50.719
if you're just doing this. Some guys just do

02:26:50.719 --> 02:26:52.680
this. They really move only like six or seven

02:26:52.680 --> 02:26:55.420
inches. You ever see Cam Haines' son when he

02:26:55.420 --> 02:26:57.879
won the world chin -up championship? Some other

02:26:57.879 --> 02:27:00.579
cat came along and beat it by like a thousand.

02:27:01.000 --> 02:27:03.780
What the fuck? Now they're in like 11 ,000, 12

02:27:03.780 --> 02:27:07.600
,000 in 24 hours. What the fuck? Bro, these guys,

02:27:07.639 --> 02:27:10.780
their hands at the end of it are just meat. It's

02:27:10.780 --> 02:27:13.280
just bloody meat. They tear all the fucking skin

02:27:13.280 --> 02:27:15.399
off their hand. What I was going to say about

02:27:15.399 --> 02:27:18.079
Murphy's. Wow, someone just did 12 ,000. Yeah,

02:27:18.100 --> 02:27:20.729
that's what I'm saying. Truett did 10 ,000. Yeah,

02:27:20.750 --> 02:27:23.069
then another cat from Australia beat it. 11 ,700.

02:27:23.149 --> 02:27:25.430
And then this new cat beat that. That's so insane.

02:27:25.649 --> 02:27:27.870
12 ,300. Well, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Dude, it was a

02:27:27.870 --> 02:27:30.049
big deal when Goggins did 4 ,000. Everybody's

02:27:30.049 --> 02:27:31.969
like, no one's going to beat that. He did like

02:27:31.969 --> 02:27:35.549
4 ,900 or something. And then Truett beat that,

02:27:35.629 --> 02:27:38.389
and then a dude beat him, and then he beat that.

02:27:38.389 --> 02:27:40.290
That's wild. They're just going after each other

02:27:40.290 --> 02:27:42.489
back and forth. But the thing is, Truett is a

02:27:42.489 --> 02:27:45.209
big guy. He's not as small as some of these guys.

02:27:45.350 --> 02:27:48.209
Well, he's like 180 -something. He's pretty big

02:27:48.209 --> 02:27:50.670
for doing that. And jacked. Even when he runs

02:27:50.670 --> 02:27:52.549
marathons, he's way bigger than these marathon

02:27:52.549 --> 02:27:55.250
runners. Because how tall is he? Probably 5 '11",

02:27:55.250 --> 02:27:59.690
I think. Because Cam goes so far distance. It

02:27:59.690 --> 02:28:00.709
made sense because when I saw him, I was like,

02:28:00.709 --> 02:28:02.969
oh, he's smaller than I thought. But in my head,

02:28:03.030 --> 02:28:05.149
I'm like, he's fucking running forever. Well,

02:28:05.149 --> 02:28:09.069
Cam got to like 185 at one point. But it's pounding

02:28:09.069 --> 02:28:10.950
on your joints. He got big just from lifting.

02:28:10.950 --> 02:28:12.750
Dude, Cam sent me this hat. It's my favorite

02:28:12.750 --> 02:28:16.340
fucking hat, man. It is so goddamn good. He's

02:28:16.340 --> 02:28:18.079
got some American flag on the back. It's like

02:28:18.079 --> 02:28:20.879
a net in the front canvas. What's his slogan?

02:28:21.079 --> 02:28:22.479
Keep hammering. Yeah, it says keep hammering.

02:28:22.479 --> 02:28:25.840
Bro. My son fucking steals it all the time. So

02:28:25.840 --> 02:28:28.780
Murphy, before he got to the UFC, got shot in

02:28:28.780 --> 02:28:31.260
the fucking face and in the neck. You hear about

02:28:31.260 --> 02:28:34.750
this? No. He was involved in some gang activity.

02:28:34.809 --> 02:28:36.149
He was coming out of a barbershop. Some dude

02:28:36.149 --> 02:28:38.750
shot him in the face. He still has metal in his

02:28:38.750 --> 02:28:40.629
tongue, currently. Metal in his tongue. And he

02:28:40.629 --> 02:28:42.510
got shot in the neck. Survived. Metal in his

02:28:42.510 --> 02:28:45.569
tongue. That's crazy. Isn't that crazy? And he

02:28:45.569 --> 02:28:47.450
won't talk about it. Can you imagine how he eats

02:28:47.450 --> 02:28:50.290
pussy? Yeah. And he won't talk. When they ask

02:28:50.290 --> 02:28:52.610
him, they go, was it gang? Like, why did the

02:28:52.610 --> 02:28:54.370
guy shoot you? He goes, I don't talk about that.

02:28:54.569 --> 02:28:58.500
Wow. It's just some gangster shit. A lot of stabbings

02:28:58.500 --> 02:29:00.180
in England, man. Yeah, that's what I'm surprised.

02:29:00.340 --> 02:29:01.719
Shooting. A lot of stabbings. Well, there's a

02:29:01.719 --> 02:29:03.680
lot of rough customers in England, man. A lot

02:29:03.680 --> 02:29:06.360
of fucking history. That London shoot boxing.

02:29:07.200 --> 02:29:10.299
Oh, bro. That team, man. Bro. Hell yeah. Animals.

02:29:10.860 --> 02:29:13.959
Walsler. Lee Murray days. Dude, Lee Murray. They're

02:29:13.959 --> 02:29:15.840
doing a movie on Lee Murray. Oh, yeah? Who's

02:29:15.840 --> 02:29:18.079
doing it? I forget, but it's coming out. It might

02:29:18.079 --> 02:29:21.000
be out. It's Guy Ritchie. Fuck. It has to be

02:29:21.000 --> 02:29:22.399
Guy Ritchie. He's robbing banks? I know. It has

02:29:22.399 --> 02:29:24.260
to be Guy Ritchie. It has to be. It has to be.

02:29:24.709 --> 02:29:27.209
I hope it's Guy Ritchie. Bro, that Pico knockout

02:29:27.209 --> 02:29:30.629
was bananas. Pico's fighting soon. I think he's

02:29:30.629 --> 02:29:35.389
fighting in Miami. Oh, it's Pitbull. Bellator

02:29:35.389 --> 02:29:38.969
on Bellator. Loser goes home. Yeah, man. Forever.

02:29:39.350 --> 02:29:41.770
At least Pico waited quite a while after the

02:29:41.770 --> 02:29:44.010
KO because that was a bad one. Bad. That was

02:29:44.010 --> 02:29:44.729
a bad one. He was out cold for a while. He's

02:29:44.729 --> 02:29:47.059
too aggressive, man. Well, he's just with Greg

02:29:47.059 --> 02:29:49.520
Jackson now who's trying to pull the reins back

02:29:49.520 --> 02:29:52.100
because he's so skilled. He's just too fucking

02:29:52.100 --> 02:29:54.440
aggressive. I mean, I always harp on for us a

02:29:54.440 --> 02:29:56.639
hobby, but I think that's the motherfucker. I

02:29:56.639 --> 02:29:59.159
think Nick's sick. Nick's sick, too. That motherfucker

02:29:59.159 --> 02:30:01.559
is bad. He's a bad motherfucker, too. But like

02:30:01.559 --> 02:30:04.020
for us, I think he's got a documentary that came

02:30:04.020 --> 02:30:06.360
out about it about Lee Murray years ago. It seems

02:30:06.360 --> 02:30:10.819
like semi fictional or not dramatized. Semi not.

02:30:11.500 --> 02:30:13.479
Is there not a movie? This is an actual footage?

02:30:13.799 --> 02:30:15.780
This is not a movie. I didn't see if there was

02:30:15.780 --> 02:30:16.840
a movie. He was a wild dude. I'm pretty sure

02:30:16.840 --> 02:30:18.500
there's a movie coming out. You know, one of

02:30:18.500 --> 02:30:20.180
my favorite fights is when he fought Anderson

02:30:20.180 --> 02:30:23.940
Silva at Cage Rage. That's right. That was Anderson,

02:30:24.159 --> 02:30:26.940
like right when Anderson reached his prime. So

02:30:26.940 --> 02:30:28.819
Anderson fought in pride, and he looked real

02:30:28.819 --> 02:30:31.000
good in pride in some fights. And then in Cage

02:30:31.000 --> 02:30:33.000
Rage, he caught his groove. And you know when

02:30:33.000 --> 02:30:34.739
a guy just like catches that groove. And you're

02:30:34.739 --> 02:30:36.799
fucked. So when he came over to the UFC, and

02:30:36.799 --> 02:30:38.440
the first fight was Chris Lieben. I remember

02:30:38.440 --> 02:30:40.239
that was like when Aubrey was betting on fights.

02:30:40.649 --> 02:30:43.590
I go, bet the house on the Brazilian. Because

02:30:43.590 --> 02:30:46.190
nobody knew Anderson. Bet the house. And he's

02:30:46.190 --> 02:30:49.829
lit. Oh, my God. Bro, he was on fire. He was

02:30:49.829 --> 02:30:51.149
on fire. Because you know Anderson, when he fought

02:30:51.149 --> 02:30:53.590
in Pride, he was going to retire. And Big Nog

02:30:53.590 --> 02:30:55.809
talked him into continuing. Crazy. How crazy

02:30:55.809 --> 02:30:57.469
is that? He was going to stop fighting. There's

02:30:57.469 --> 02:31:00.909
quite a few fighters that... that, especially

02:31:00.909 --> 02:31:04.190
in jiu -jitsu, that come in, like Fabrizio Verdun,

02:31:04.270 --> 02:31:06.530
for instance. He came in, he didn't have any

02:31:06.530 --> 02:31:09.430
striking, so he had mixed success. But do you

02:31:09.430 --> 02:31:11.430
know how he came in? No, no, but let me finish.

02:31:11.590 --> 02:31:16.370
He didn't have any striking. No, none. And he

02:31:16.370 --> 02:31:19.090
was fighting like hoists in the early days, but

02:31:19.090 --> 02:31:22.010
he could have easily just said, fuck it. I'm

02:31:22.010 --> 02:31:23.649
just going to teach jiu -jitsu. I don't need

02:31:23.649 --> 02:31:26.469
to do this shit. But Fabrizio stuck it out. And

02:31:26.469 --> 02:31:29.530
little by little, his striking became pretty

02:31:29.530 --> 02:31:31.190
dangerous. And he started head -kicking people.

02:31:31.370 --> 02:31:33.709
So good, bro. He could have easily, after two

02:31:33.709 --> 02:31:35.129
or three fights, said, you know what? I'll teach

02:31:35.129 --> 02:31:36.709
jiu -jitsu. I don't need to do this shit. But

02:31:36.709 --> 02:31:40.229
Fabrizio was flying sidekick to him in the face.

02:31:40.709 --> 02:31:44.290
First move. Opening round. Jumping flying sidekick

02:31:44.290 --> 02:31:47.010
to the face. But Verdun was Crow Cop's jiu -jitsu

02:31:47.010 --> 02:31:49.049
coach. And Crow Cop's the one that got him in

02:31:49.049 --> 02:31:52.479
the MMA. That's right. He's got to be in the

02:31:52.479 --> 02:31:55.459
GOAT category. Top three, Bubba. Because you've

02:31:55.459 --> 02:31:57.600
got to think about, that guy tapped three all

02:31:57.600 --> 02:32:00.100
-time legends. Fedor. Fedor. He triangled that

02:32:00.100 --> 02:32:02.399
motherfucker. Noguera and Kane. That's crazy.

02:32:02.600 --> 02:32:04.559
But remember, when he tapped out Fedor, it wasn't

02:32:04.559 --> 02:32:06.340
like, you remember Fedor lost to Bigfoot Silva

02:32:06.340 --> 02:32:08.079
after that, and we went on his losing streak?

02:32:08.139 --> 02:32:10.559
No. He was the first one to fucking do it. And

02:32:10.559 --> 02:32:12.780
he caught him in a triangle. Jiu -Jitsu, son.

02:32:12.780 --> 02:32:14.639
Fedor had the scariest ground and pound. Jiu

02:32:14.639 --> 02:32:17.750
-Jitsu. Yeah. Yeah, Verdum's a motherfucker.

02:32:18.469 --> 02:32:21.290
Minotauro couldn't get a Fedor in a triangle.

02:32:21.309 --> 02:32:22.989
Maybe best guard. And they fought a couple times,

02:32:23.010 --> 02:32:24.709
right? Maybe best guard in the history of the

02:32:24.709 --> 02:32:26.989
heavyweight division. Honorable mention, Frank

02:32:26.989 --> 02:32:29.409
Mir. Mason Fowler. Verdum, number one. Yeah.

02:32:29.610 --> 02:32:32.149
If Mason Fowler did MMA, he would have the greatest

02:32:32.149 --> 02:32:34.989
guard. But in MMA, I mean, you've got to say

02:32:34.989 --> 02:32:37.610
Verdum, number one. Best guard ever. Just for

02:32:37.610 --> 02:32:40.540
the Fedor fight. Yeah, 100%. Crazy. Those legs,

02:32:40.639 --> 02:32:43.739
man. They lock on. You got to remember Minotauro

02:32:43.739 --> 02:32:46.020
triangled Mark Coleman. Remember that one? He

02:32:46.020 --> 02:32:47.799
did. That was huge. But he couldn't do it to

02:32:47.799 --> 02:32:50.280
Fedor. He couldn't do it to Fedor. It was prime

02:32:50.280 --> 02:32:53.239
Fedor when Fabrizio fought him. Prime Fedor.

02:32:53.360 --> 02:32:55.159
Fedor hadn't experienced any losses. He still

02:32:55.159 --> 02:32:56.840
had the aura. Nobody thought he was beat. Still

02:32:56.840 --> 02:32:59.459
had the aura. Dude. He had stopped Orlovsky.

02:32:59.639 --> 02:33:01.819
Orlovsky was tuning him up. Remember that? Fucking

02:33:01.819 --> 02:33:04.819
him up. He just got crazy. He got crazy. Threw

02:33:04.819 --> 02:33:06.819
himself in the air and he got caught with a perfect

02:33:06.819 --> 02:33:10.209
overhand punch. My brother. Yep. Where you going?

02:33:11.069 --> 02:33:15.350
How dare you? You son of a bitch. Yeah, you probably

02:33:15.350 --> 02:33:18.129
should because the TSA is still fucked up. Did

02:33:18.129 --> 02:33:22.149
you hear that Elon Musk, he offered to pay for

02:33:22.149 --> 02:33:23.829
all the government workers? He said he would

02:33:23.829 --> 02:33:26.670
figure out. They won't let him, right? I don't

02:33:26.670 --> 02:33:28.709
know. But he offered it. He offered it on X.

02:33:28.930 --> 02:33:31.190
He said, I offer to pay for all these people

02:33:31.190 --> 02:33:32.090
that are working. No, it's a move from the government,

02:33:32.209 --> 02:33:34.930
so it puts pressure on them. It's nuts. It's

02:33:34.930 --> 02:33:36.770
nuts. These motherfuckers play with our lives.

02:33:37.340 --> 02:33:40.120
That should be open no matter what. It's spring

02:33:40.120 --> 02:33:42.219
break. People are going on vacation. The thing

02:33:42.219 --> 02:33:44.120
about the TSA workers, they're not balling, and

02:33:44.120 --> 02:33:46.260
they don't get fucking paid. Exactly. Don't you

02:33:46.260 --> 02:33:48.600
have supplemental money, all the money you spent

02:33:48.600 --> 02:33:51.940
on USAID, doing transgender monkey studies? What

02:33:51.940 --> 02:33:54.780
about the war? How many billions? How come you

02:33:54.780 --> 02:33:56.159
don't have money to keep the fucking airports

02:33:56.159 --> 02:33:59.219
open? That's crazy. These are blue -collar nine

02:33:59.219 --> 02:34:02.340
-to -five people. I had a Sky thing today, and

02:34:02.340 --> 02:34:05.379
he canceled this morning. You know what Skype

02:34:05.379 --> 02:34:07.940
people walk you straight. Oh, yeah, that's a

02:34:07.940 --> 02:34:11.059
great sir. You canceled it can't Why do you cancel

02:34:11.059 --> 02:34:18.079
it can do it? All right, yeah You should be fine

02:34:18.079 --> 02:34:20.639
with TSA. It's all fucking propaganda. I love

02:34:20.639 --> 02:34:31.709
you. I love you, Joey All right, guys. Love you,

02:34:31.750 --> 02:34:34.530
man. I love you, motherfucker. Travel safe. Bye.

02:34:34.909 --> 02:34:38.430
Bye, companions. Stay black. Go, go. Stay black.

02:34:38.889 --> 02:34:41.530
Brendan, stay in touch. Yes, sir. Love you. All

02:34:41.530 --> 02:34:42.850
right, here we go. You got it, brother. Main

02:34:42.850 --> 02:34:46.010
event time. Has Ibloev gotten into the ox gun

02:34:46.010 --> 02:34:47.149
yet, or is he walking right now? No, he's walking

02:34:47.149 --> 02:34:49.950
right now. Interesting that he had Ibloev walk

02:34:49.950 --> 02:34:52.069
out second. I wonder how they made that decision,

02:34:52.170 --> 02:34:55.790
because he's an England guy. That is weird. Yeah,

02:34:55.809 --> 02:34:58.610
and LeRoy was undefeated, too. Maybe. Must be.

02:34:58.750 --> 02:35:00.250
And then sometimes it just depends who walks

02:35:00.250 --> 02:35:03.370
based off the red or blue. Who fucking knows?

02:35:03.590 --> 02:35:05.909
But in England? He's the number one contender.

02:35:06.090 --> 02:35:08.530
Yeah, he's ranked number one. One versus three.

02:35:08.909 --> 02:35:11.430
Imagine that, and he sees Diego get that second

02:35:11.430 --> 02:35:14.209
fight. Wow. He's like, this is, what is the ranking?

02:35:14.290 --> 02:35:16.329
Listen, I like Diego, but the UFC pushes him

02:35:16.329 --> 02:35:17.950
like a motherfucker. Well, they should. He's

02:35:17.950 --> 02:35:20.430
a bad motherfucker. But give the guy a chance

02:35:20.430 --> 02:35:23.700
to figure out how to beat. Volkanovski. It was

02:35:23.700 --> 02:35:26.000
way too soon. It's way too soon. Volkanovski

02:35:26.000 --> 02:35:27.579
knows what to do with him. He fought exactly

02:35:27.579 --> 02:35:29.299
the fucking same thing. Cut off the octagon.

02:35:29.379 --> 02:35:30.700
What the fuck are you doing? I don't think he

02:35:30.700 --> 02:35:33.319
could. I don't think he developed more skill.

02:35:33.739 --> 02:35:36.680
There's no way. There's no way. Volkanovski was

02:35:36.680 --> 02:35:38.200
super confident going into that fight. You want

02:35:38.200 --> 02:35:40.079
to know the smart thing? No fighter's ever going

02:35:40.079 --> 02:35:41.239
to do this because you get a title shot, you

02:35:41.239 --> 02:35:42.719
got to jump at it. But his team should have said,

02:35:42.799 --> 02:35:46.120
mm -mm, mm -mm, let's wait. Push it. Is Khabib

02:35:46.120 --> 02:35:48.670
going to be in the student's corner? No. I don't

02:35:48.670 --> 02:35:50.569
think he fucks with that team. They're not from

02:35:50.569 --> 02:35:51.930
the same team. Oh, they're not from the same

02:35:51.930 --> 02:35:55.010
team. He's a problem, though. Dude is a problem

02:35:55.010 --> 02:35:56.389
when it comes to grappling. He's a beast. He

02:35:56.389 --> 02:35:58.270
looks like a problem. And he's a physical specimen.

02:35:58.270 --> 02:36:00.229
And if he has to, like, his boxing's not terrible.

02:36:00.430 --> 02:36:02.090
Like, his striking's better than, like, Khabib's.

02:36:02.170 --> 02:36:03.530
Right, but you ain't going to see none of that

02:36:03.530 --> 02:36:06.430
with Lerone. Lerone is too sharp. Oh. Too sharp.

02:36:07.290 --> 02:36:08.829
Lerone is super tactical. So this guy's going

02:36:08.829 --> 02:36:11.430
to try to take him down? 100%. Yeah, he'll shoot

02:36:11.430 --> 02:36:14.530
from right away. I would imagine 100 % he tries

02:36:14.530 --> 02:36:17.170
to take him down. Because Lerone catches people

02:36:17.170 --> 02:36:20.110
coming in, too. He's sneaky. Like, he's real

02:36:20.110 --> 02:36:25.090
fast, real technical. 145. 145 with arms like

02:36:25.090 --> 02:36:28.350
that? Jesus Christ. He's got to be 160 right

02:36:28.350 --> 02:36:31.889
now. He's a problem. Yeah. But whoever wins this

02:36:31.889 --> 02:36:34.110
fight, it's such an interesting matchup for Volkanovski,

02:36:34.149 --> 02:36:36.090
too. But now when I look at him, I believe that

02:36:36.090 --> 02:36:38.629
1 ,500 push -ups. I still don't, but that's fine.

02:36:38.770 --> 02:36:41.420
Look at the fucking build on this cat. You don't

02:36:41.420 --> 02:36:43.319
believe that he could do 1 ,500 in an hour? I

02:36:43.319 --> 02:36:44.879
was trying to compare other people. Mayweather

02:36:44.879 --> 02:36:46.579
was claiming, which I don't know if it was 1

02:36:46.579 --> 02:36:50.979
,300 in a day. So he would do sets of 100. Right,

02:36:51.020 --> 02:36:52.540
but he doesn't look anything like this. Sure,

02:36:52.579 --> 02:36:54.260
sure, sure. But if he's knocking out like a...

02:36:54.260 --> 02:36:57.479
If he does 1 ,300, I mean, this dude is like,

02:36:57.579 --> 02:36:59.860
he is super jacked. You'd do like 100 at a time

02:36:59.860 --> 02:37:02.260
or something? Yeah. Right? Some people were saying

02:37:02.260 --> 02:37:06.440
you'd have to do 60 consecutive sets of 25, which

02:37:06.440 --> 02:37:08.979
is one every two and a half seconds for an hour

02:37:08.979 --> 02:37:12.760
straight. 25 every two and a half seconds? One

02:37:12.760 --> 02:37:14.760
push -up every two and a half seconds. Oh. Set

02:37:14.760 --> 02:37:18.159
to 25. You have a minute to do 25 push -ups.

02:37:18.159 --> 02:37:20.420
But how would you break it down with sets of

02:37:20.420 --> 02:37:22.200
rest and all that? You don't have to. You have

02:37:22.200 --> 02:37:23.299
to do it for 60 minutes straight. You don't get

02:37:23.299 --> 02:37:25.239
rest? A minute to do 25. No, there's no rest.

02:37:25.500 --> 02:37:28.420
So you do 25 quick. You could do that easy. And

02:37:28.420 --> 02:37:29.819
then how much time do you break? You have to

02:37:29.819 --> 02:37:34.520
start every minute 25. So a minute break? So

02:37:34.520 --> 02:37:39.229
how much time would it take him to do 25? So

02:37:39.229 --> 02:37:42.389
if you do 25 in 25 seconds, that's easy. He could

02:37:42.389 --> 02:37:44.190
do that. Easy. And then you rest the rest of

02:37:44.190 --> 02:37:45.129
that minute? And then you rest the rest of the

02:37:45.129 --> 02:37:47.569
30 seconds and you bang out another 25. It is

02:37:47.569 --> 02:37:51.010
possible. I don't know about easy. No, not easy,

02:37:51.030 --> 02:37:54.149
but possible. That minute, 35 is getting scary.

02:37:54.510 --> 02:37:58.649
No, 25 in 30 seconds is easy. To start? Yeah,

02:37:58.709 --> 02:38:00.530
you could do that. But when you're about 40 minutes

02:38:00.530 --> 02:38:03.290
in? But a guy in that kind of shape could bang

02:38:03.290 --> 02:38:06.280
out 25 in 30 seconds for the first. you know

02:38:06.280 --> 02:38:09.399
x amount of sets the problem is you get into

02:38:09.399 --> 02:38:11.920
like the 30th that's what i'm saying 35 40 45

02:38:11.920 --> 02:38:14.100
that's crazy he just said he was doing it was

02:38:14.100 --> 02:38:16.899
a thousand to start it was a a different boxer

02:38:16.899 --> 02:38:19.139
we got to see a video of it and i had there's

02:38:19.139 --> 02:38:21.180
no video of even the other guy doing it he should

02:38:21.180 --> 02:38:24.459
upload it who's the other guy uh i had it here

02:38:24.459 --> 02:38:35.899
hold on He would do 1 ,000 a day, and he was

02:38:35.899 --> 02:38:39.540
copying his. Interesting. Maybe he does. Those

02:38:39.540 --> 02:38:42.059
Russians are built. 1 ,000 a day, that sounds

02:38:42.059 --> 02:38:46.559
doable. It's 1 ,000 in an hour still. It is crazy,

02:38:46.760 --> 02:38:48.959
though. I want to see it. And then jump ropes

02:38:48.959 --> 02:38:51.500
after that. But he said 1 ,500, though. He didn't

02:38:51.500 --> 02:38:53.000
even say 1 ,000. The rest of it's jump roping

02:38:53.000 --> 02:38:56.219
after that. 1 ,000 I can fuck with. 1 ,500? That's

02:38:56.219 --> 02:38:57.680
where I'm like, all right, but how long does

02:38:57.680 --> 02:38:58.860
he jump rope for? Unless he can't, I want to

02:38:58.860 --> 02:39:00.420
see it. This is what I was also not saying. These

02:39:00.420 --> 02:39:03.139
quotes were coming out from his fight earlier

02:39:03.139 --> 02:39:05.219
in the year, like a year ago, and they're getting

02:39:05.219 --> 02:39:07.979
reposted all again right now, and no one's gone

02:39:07.979 --> 02:39:10.219
to film him doing it. Jumping rope is oddly hard,

02:39:10.340 --> 02:39:14.219
because it's very easy. Look at him. Bro, how

02:39:14.219 --> 02:39:18.200
jacked he is. That guy's got some extra tendons.

02:39:18.219 --> 02:39:20.500
That dude looks preposterous. Look at that shit

02:39:20.500 --> 02:39:25.180
going on in between his tits. That's striation,

02:39:25.200 --> 02:39:29.840
son. Yeah, that guy's fucking jacked. He's a

02:39:29.840 --> 02:39:32.700
vicious grappler. Someone tried to do it and

02:39:32.700 --> 02:39:34.879
got up to 730. But, I mean, how many times has

02:39:34.879 --> 02:39:38.440
he stopped, guys? Even if he did 1 ,500? That's

02:39:38.440 --> 02:39:41.819
his problem, why they're delaying his title shot,

02:39:41.920 --> 02:39:44.239
because it's like the John Fitz shit. Even 1

02:39:44.239 --> 02:39:47.280
,500 and 90 minutes would be insane. Think about

02:39:47.280 --> 02:39:50.100
Piotr Jan and Marab Dwabisch -Willi. Decision.

02:39:50.479 --> 02:39:54.479
Fucking amazing fight. Fucking amazing. But that's

02:39:54.479 --> 02:39:57.700
not this. His stuff's not exciting. The decision

02:39:57.700 --> 02:40:00.059
isn't the problem. It's the way he's winning

02:40:00.059 --> 02:40:02.440
the decision. Striking is the problem. Everybody

02:40:02.440 --> 02:40:05.079
wants people to strike. So why not have a Muay

02:40:05.079 --> 02:40:08.500
Thai league? Tell me. Muay Thai with MMA gloves.

02:40:09.559 --> 02:40:11.979
I mean, Zufa boxing is this thing that they're

02:40:11.979 --> 02:40:13.959
doing? Yeah. I've been trying to sell Dana on

02:40:13.959 --> 02:40:15.420
this. He's not having it. You don't listen to

02:40:15.420 --> 02:40:18.239
me. I try to sell Dana on combat jiu -jitsu.

02:40:18.319 --> 02:40:19.739
He's like, get crazy. As soon as I tell him,

02:40:19.799 --> 02:40:21.659
he's like, you know. He sent me some good fights.

02:40:21.819 --> 02:40:24.239
So I sent him every good fight that I find. Every

02:40:24.239 --> 02:40:26.440
good fight that I find. Wild kickboxing fights.

02:40:27.100 --> 02:40:29.979
And he's still not buying it? Masasaki Nori.

02:40:30.559 --> 02:40:31.879
You know, I sent him all these fucking cats.

02:40:31.879 --> 02:40:33.959
Yeah, good shit. All these cats. Just fucking

02:40:33.959 --> 02:40:36.270
people up over there in one. I'm like, look,

02:40:36.370 --> 02:40:39.069
man, this is exciting. Like, everybody loves

02:40:39.069 --> 02:40:40.649
the stand -up fights. These guys have to stand

02:40:40.649 --> 02:40:43.190
up. Yeah, that's all they do. They have to. No

02:40:43.190 --> 02:40:46.809
one's having boring fights over there. No. It's

02:40:46.809 --> 02:40:48.290
like somebody's missing out. Somebody should

02:40:48.290 --> 02:40:50.590
do it. Somebody should have, like, a strike.

02:40:50.629 --> 02:40:52.930
Other than one, like, some American -based promoter

02:40:52.930 --> 02:40:57.760
should have, like, a big strike. Glory. What

02:40:57.760 --> 02:40:59.479
about that? Glory was kickboxing. Glory's still

02:40:59.479 --> 02:41:01.319
kickboxing. They had that for a while. Isn't

02:41:01.319 --> 02:41:02.600
that what you're talking about? Kickboxing? Yeah,

02:41:02.600 --> 02:41:04.760
but I'm talking about with MMA gloves, Muay Thai.

02:41:04.959 --> 02:41:07.819
Yeah. I mean, you could do kickboxing. I'm down

02:41:07.819 --> 02:41:10.000
for that, too. That's exciting, too. It's never

02:41:10.000 --> 02:41:11.760
been big over here, though. Yeah, but it's just

02:41:11.760 --> 02:41:13.299
because they didn't sell it right. It's not that

02:41:13.299 --> 02:41:14.399
it's not exciting. What about bare -knuckle kickboxing?

02:41:14.440 --> 02:41:16.379
Even those little tiny dudes were fucking awesome

02:41:16.379 --> 02:41:18.540
to watch. There's bare -knuckle boxing. Here

02:41:18.540 --> 02:41:21.079
we go. Here we go. Well, Jorge Masvidal's promotion.

02:41:21.260 --> 02:41:24.340
I'm the commentator. Oh. Damn. I got a Dominican

02:41:24.340 --> 02:41:30.090
Republic, April. Oh, boy. Have fun. Here we go.

02:41:30.530 --> 02:41:38.889
Round one. Here we go. Let's see. Big head. Big

02:41:38.889 --> 02:41:41.790
head. Don't fucking back on that cat. Yeah, he

02:41:41.790 --> 02:41:44.149
is jacked. Maybe he can't do fucking 3 ,000 pushups.

02:41:45.309 --> 02:41:49.270
Here we go. This is interesting because you do

02:41:49.270 --> 02:41:51.350
not want to grapple with Yves Louevre and you

02:41:51.350 --> 02:41:54.170
do not want to strike with Lerone. Such a contrast

02:41:54.170 --> 02:41:57.670
in styles. And both undefeated. Such a good fight.

02:41:57.790 --> 02:42:00.270
Bro, this better not be a stinker. But this is

02:42:00.270 --> 02:42:02.389
a stinker, too. Oof. Yeah, it's going to be tough.

02:42:02.770 --> 02:42:07.270
Oof. I wonder how that London crowd is. Usually

02:42:07.270 --> 02:42:08.709
they're pretty bonkers. Oh, they're probably

02:42:08.709 --> 02:42:11.010
hammered by now. Yeah. What time is it now? Well,

02:42:11.030 --> 02:42:12.850
they're six hours ahead, right? Yeah, so it's

02:42:12.850 --> 02:42:15.829
11. It's almost midnight. Black dude is English?

02:42:16.250 --> 02:42:19.190
Yes. And you missed Eddie. He got shot in the

02:42:19.190 --> 02:42:25.030
neck and in the face. On the street? Yep. What

02:42:25.030 --> 02:42:34.270
caliber? No clue. Seems crazy. Crazy. I'm surprised

02:42:34.270 --> 02:42:43.149
Evilove hasn't shot yet. He's going to get him

02:42:43.149 --> 02:42:45.530
to the cage and shoot. He's definitely going

02:42:45.530 --> 02:42:48.549
to eventually try. He's trying to get him to

02:42:48.549 --> 02:42:50.670
commit and then he's going to shoot. That's all

02:42:50.670 --> 02:42:53.899
he's doing. Well, he's still good at striking.

02:42:54.020 --> 02:42:56.459
Yeah, that's the thing. Striking's not like,

02:42:56.459 --> 02:42:59.559
you know, like Khabib back in the day. He's that

02:42:59.559 --> 02:43:02.559
fight where he just strikes. It's a decision,

02:43:02.739 --> 02:43:08.219
but... It would be fun to see Volkanovsky try

02:43:08.219 --> 02:43:11.940
and figure this out. Yeah, it would be. Very

02:43:11.940 --> 02:43:13.659
interesting. Yeah, that's why I'm all about it.

02:43:14.940 --> 02:43:16.840
No way his dick's that big, right? They just

02:43:16.840 --> 02:43:19.850
don't... That's hilarious. They just don't want

02:43:19.850 --> 02:43:22.549
him to be the champ. No, we can't have that.

02:43:22.569 --> 02:43:24.590
They don't want a guy winning decisions to be

02:43:24.590 --> 02:43:26.389
the champ. And I think that's kind of crazy.

02:43:26.549 --> 02:43:28.190
I think whoever's the champ should be the champ.

02:43:28.329 --> 02:43:30.510
I know, but we're trying to do numbies, buddy.

02:43:30.649 --> 02:43:33.469
I get it. But, like, come on. What are we? Is

02:43:33.469 --> 02:43:36.729
this fighting with rankings? I mean, is there

02:43:36.729 --> 02:43:40.489
skill sets and rules and judges? You're owned

02:43:40.489 --> 02:43:44.850
by TKL, which owns the WWE. Yeah, but stop. Let

02:43:44.850 --> 02:43:47.409
them fight. Fighting is fighting. Whoever is

02:43:47.409 --> 02:43:49.370
number one should get the title shot. Agree?

02:43:52.750 --> 02:43:55.569
I just think it has to be pure. If it's not pure,

02:43:55.569 --> 02:43:57.989
if it's subjective... I think the UFC has to

02:43:57.989 --> 02:44:00.649
be pure to stay on track. It should be pure.

02:44:00.770 --> 02:44:03.559
Ooh, nice kick to the body by Ibleweth. That

02:44:03.559 --> 02:44:07.079
was nice. That's the problem with not wanting

02:44:07.079 --> 02:44:10.319
to be taken down. Every time the guy moves forward,

02:44:10.479 --> 02:44:12.040
the real thing that you're worried about is the

02:44:12.040 --> 02:44:14.620
takedown, and sometimes strikes sneak through

02:44:14.620 --> 02:44:20.559
because of that. I wonder how long Evolo's going

02:44:20.559 --> 02:44:22.940
to entertain this, though, Bubba. You don't want

02:44:22.940 --> 02:44:26.239
to stay on here too long. You don't, but also

02:44:26.239 --> 02:44:29.000
Lerone has not been that successful. No, he hasn't.

02:44:29.020 --> 02:44:31.079
He hasn't done anything that hurt him or stopped

02:44:31.079 --> 02:44:35.139
his progress. And Ibleweb is the one pushing

02:44:35.139 --> 02:44:36.399
him. He didn't get in the cage and then shoot.

02:44:36.760 --> 02:44:40.059
Maybe. He keeps going for that overhand. Yeah,

02:44:40.079 --> 02:44:42.639
he's looking for shots, man. He's giving no indication

02:44:42.639 --> 02:44:45.040
that he's trying to grapple. Not yet. He's backing

02:44:45.040 --> 02:44:48.719
out of clinch range, you know? He can clinch,

02:44:48.719 --> 02:44:51.079
but he backs out. It might be weird. Imagine

02:44:51.079 --> 02:44:53.260
if his strategy was to try to knock Lerone out.

02:44:53.540 --> 02:44:56.799
I hate that. It's like Patty striking with Justin.

02:44:56.860 --> 02:44:58.799
Well, maybe he's like, look, I got to get some.

02:44:59.280 --> 02:45:01.100
I think he's trying to loosen him up. I think

02:45:01.100 --> 02:45:02.680
he's trying to loosen him up and then his start

02:45:02.680 --> 02:45:07.659
going to work. It is five rounds. Yes. The guy

02:45:07.659 --> 02:45:10.420
can do 15 ,000 push -ups in 30 minutes. Probably

02:45:10.420 --> 02:45:14.540
isn't too worried about gassing out. Right. Damn,

02:45:14.559 --> 02:45:17.620
though. His striking looks good. Yeah. And that's

02:45:17.620 --> 02:45:19.760
the thing, though, with Lerone. He's always worrying

02:45:19.760 --> 02:45:21.680
about the clinch and the takedown. It tightens

02:45:21.680 --> 02:45:23.459
up your striking. Evolo's about to fuck around

02:45:23.459 --> 02:45:25.979
and find out, though. He could. He got tagged

02:45:25.979 --> 02:45:29.049
right there. Yeah, he's about to find out. I

02:45:29.049 --> 02:45:30.850
bet he shoots soon. He's like, oh, that's a nice

02:45:30.850 --> 02:45:32.790
low kick right there. He's starting to find the

02:45:32.790 --> 02:45:34.010
timing. I'm going to get the fuck out of here.

02:45:34.129 --> 02:45:35.409
Look at how he checked that low kick, right?

02:45:36.190 --> 02:45:40.350
He looks good on his feet, man. I'm impressed.

02:45:41.270 --> 02:45:47.670
Right hook. Left. He can't play this game too

02:45:47.670 --> 02:45:52.750
much long. I don't know, man. Watch. But he's

02:45:52.750 --> 02:45:54.950
doing it different than Pico, right? Yes. He's

02:45:54.950 --> 02:45:56.510
like a lot of stutter steps. Pico is very reckless.

02:45:56.709 --> 02:45:59.170
Yeah, no feints. Come speeding in. A lot of kicks.

02:45:59.170 --> 02:46:01.209
And Murphy goes, he said this in the pregame

02:46:01.209 --> 02:46:03.770
interview goes, pre -fight interview goes, I'm

02:46:03.770 --> 02:46:05.790
just going to use aggression against him. He's

02:46:05.790 --> 02:46:08.709
going to end up running into a shot. Like, Evolo's

02:46:08.709 --> 02:46:10.569
too smart for that. He's not like over committing.

02:46:10.909 --> 02:46:13.209
No, he's given a lot of looks. Calculated. Yeah.

02:46:13.309 --> 02:46:17.350
Yeah, it's smart. Good check. Ooh, had an ankle

02:46:17.350 --> 02:46:22.950
there for a second. Good feint. Towards the end

02:46:22.950 --> 02:46:26.049
of the round. Oh, look at this. Spinning back

02:46:26.049 --> 02:46:34.350
fist. Will you give that round to Iblo? Well,

02:46:34.450 --> 02:46:36.469
he was pushing. Right. You know, and it didn't,

02:46:36.469 --> 02:46:38.290
Lerone didn't land anything of significance.

02:46:38.889 --> 02:46:41.909
But it's like, Iblo only lands a couple of shots.

02:46:42.010 --> 02:46:43.350
He did land a good body shot. That's a tough

02:46:43.350 --> 02:46:50.840
one to score. Yeah, real tough. But. The pressure

02:46:50.840 --> 02:46:52.979
that he must be getting to try to finish fights

02:46:52.979 --> 02:46:55.719
and strike with people must be nuts. I wonder

02:46:55.719 --> 02:46:57.600
if those Russians give a fuck. Hey, wait a minute.

02:46:57.620 --> 02:46:59.399
Is that Tiago Alves right there? Yeah. We were

02:46:59.399 --> 02:47:01.700
just talking about him. Mike Brown's his coach.

02:47:02.299 --> 02:47:05.520
Trains at ATT. Damn. You think he's getting pressure,

02:47:05.659 --> 02:47:09.059
Joe? I mean, he must. He should have had a world

02:47:09.059 --> 02:47:11.629
title shot a long time ago. But he might be like,

02:47:11.770 --> 02:47:13.190
I don't give a fuck. I just keep winning. No,

02:47:13.190 --> 02:47:14.969
no, no, no, no, no. They all want the title.

02:47:14.969 --> 02:47:16.250
Because they would have gave him pressure fucking

02:47:16.250 --> 02:47:18.329
four fights ago. All he does is decision guys.

02:47:18.450 --> 02:47:20.909
Probably got to be nuts. Yeah. He's just trying

02:47:20.909 --> 02:47:24.010
to win. Right? He just tries to win however he

02:47:24.010 --> 02:47:26.870
can. And that's, unfortunately, his way of winning

02:47:26.870 --> 02:47:29.010
is. Well, think about it. Homslot got pressure

02:47:29.010 --> 02:47:31.629
in the DDP fight. He dominated him like, dude,

02:47:31.709 --> 02:47:34.270
come on. Lay and pray. People hated it. People

02:47:34.270 --> 02:47:36.610
hated that fight. Shit, Charles got shit for

02:47:36.610 --> 02:47:39.170
the fucking. I know. People hated that fight.

02:47:39.290 --> 02:47:41.670
Even Dana talked shit about that fight. Which

02:47:41.670 --> 02:47:43.750
I can understand. I didn't. I appreciate it.

02:47:43.770 --> 02:47:47.450
But I understand because when it's for the BMF

02:47:47.450 --> 02:47:49.250
title. What do you want them to do? Fight like

02:47:49.250 --> 02:47:51.549
an asshole? Come on. That's how you fight. That's

02:47:51.549 --> 02:47:53.250
how you fight. But there's expectations on there.

02:47:53.690 --> 02:47:56.290
You know what I'm saying? Don't call BMF. Then

02:47:56.290 --> 02:47:58.540
it's just a fight. It's a fight. They're two

02:47:58.540 --> 02:48:00.959
bad motherfuckers. Charles was better. Period.

02:48:01.200 --> 02:48:04.899
That's the fight. I loved it. I enjoyed it. It

02:48:04.899 --> 02:48:06.879
doesn't have to all be exciting to me. I liked

02:48:06.879 --> 02:48:08.540
watching a guy being able to dominate a guy.

02:48:08.620 --> 02:48:11.260
And I liked watching Max defend. Me too. The

02:48:11.260 --> 02:48:12.799
fact that he was able to defend those chokes

02:48:12.799 --> 02:48:15.979
in the first round. Insane. Respect. You know,

02:48:16.000 --> 02:48:17.819
Max is a bad motherfucker, dude. Never quit.

02:48:17.819 --> 02:48:19.579
No, he's the best, brother. Kept trying till

02:48:19.579 --> 02:48:21.659
the end. They gave him his black belt after that.

02:48:21.799 --> 02:48:25.700
I know. Ooh, bro. Eve Luev just got off a one

02:48:25.700 --> 02:48:27.979
-two and a nice body kick. A little partially

02:48:27.979 --> 02:48:30.420
blocked, but the fact that he even kicking the

02:48:30.420 --> 02:48:33.760
arms like that. Because Lerone is not really

02:48:33.760 --> 02:48:37.340
hurting him. Not getting him off of him. There's

02:48:37.340 --> 02:48:41.840
a nice right hand. But very defensive, right?

02:48:42.700 --> 02:48:44.639
Super defensive. Not really pulling that trigger.

02:48:44.899 --> 02:48:46.899
Thinking that that shot is coming eventually.

02:48:47.180 --> 02:48:48.979
I'll tell you one thing worse than being a...

02:48:49.239 --> 02:48:51.459
Winning a decision via wrestling is winning a

02:48:51.459 --> 02:48:55.440
decision via bullshit striking. UFC hates that.

02:48:55.719 --> 02:49:02.079
I think rounds where nobody did anything significant,

02:49:02.299 --> 02:49:06.420
it should be an automatic draw round. How are

02:49:06.420 --> 02:49:08.200
you going to win that round? You didn't do shit.

02:49:08.319 --> 02:49:11.159
Nobody did anything to draw. It's got to be clear

02:49:11.159 --> 02:49:14.319
that someone... Oh, look at that. Lerone had

02:49:14.319 --> 02:49:16.540
him up. Yeah, like, let's say, like, if less

02:49:16.540 --> 02:49:19.299
than 40 strikes landed, the round is considered

02:49:19.299 --> 02:49:22.520
a draw. Yes. Yeah. By each fighter. 100%. Not

02:49:22.520 --> 02:49:25.059
40. 40's too high. That's a lot. You can fuck

02:49:25.059 --> 02:49:27.200
somebody up with 40 strikes. Two dudes just dancing

02:49:27.200 --> 02:49:29.159
around. Less than 10. There's some fights less

02:49:29.159 --> 02:49:31.600
than 10. Some rounds. And Gano and Derek Lewis.

02:49:31.799 --> 02:49:34.100
That was crazy. There's a ton of fights where

02:49:34.100 --> 02:49:36.020
you see, like, two significant strikes. Yeah,

02:49:36.139 --> 02:49:38.579
that fight. Oh, he blew up with a good overhand

02:49:38.579 --> 02:49:41.360
right. He landed that. He landed that overhand

02:49:41.360 --> 02:49:46.399
right. Ooh, nice jab. But fear evil pressure

02:49:46.399 --> 02:49:49.059
on these guys right now is so big Oh, dude, cuz

02:49:49.059 --> 02:49:50.840
you know, you're gonna touch on if you win, but

02:49:50.840 --> 02:49:52.940
for evil. Oh, it's like you're getting this pressure

02:49:52.940 --> 02:49:55.959
Hey, yeah, no one's telling you to strike with

02:49:55.959 --> 02:49:57.979
it You're like the pressure would be get him

02:49:57.979 --> 02:49:59.739
down and look for submission I think he's just

02:49:59.739 --> 02:50:01.479
showing that he could stand with him as well.

02:50:01.680 --> 02:50:04.360
And then eventually he's gonna get the opportunity

02:50:04.360 --> 02:50:07.200
It means we're only in round two, right? And

02:50:07.200 --> 02:50:09.360
he hasn't even taken a shot has even attempted

02:50:09.360 --> 02:50:12.340
a shot nice low He got him in the calf there.

02:50:12.479 --> 02:50:15.610
Is he's trying to lure? Murphy in, get his guard

02:50:15.610 --> 02:50:18.629
down, then shoot? I mean, for sure. For sure,

02:50:18.690 --> 02:50:21.030
he's trying to find an opening. I mean, it's

02:50:21.030 --> 02:50:23.389
got to be part of the strategy, but it's also

02:50:23.389 --> 02:50:25.909
opening strikes to him because Lerone is clearly

02:50:25.909 --> 02:50:30.469
worried about that takedown attempt. Lerone usually

02:50:30.469 --> 02:50:32.829
throws some wild shit, but he hasn't yet. I know.

02:50:32.870 --> 02:50:34.790
He's spamming a lot of things. They aren't going

02:50:34.790 --> 02:50:38.579
anywhere. It's interesting. It's just like he

02:50:38.579 --> 02:50:41.680
doesn't want that distance where he blew up can

02:50:41.680 --> 02:50:43.860
possibly take him down I feel like folks not

02:50:43.860 --> 02:50:45.879
the Volkanovskis on such a different level than

02:50:45.879 --> 02:50:48.639
these two. He does everything so fucking good

02:50:48.639 --> 02:50:51.420
Looks like it now, but this is also because this

02:50:51.420 --> 02:50:54.420
is a truly really evil high -stakes high -stakes

02:50:54.420 --> 02:50:58.399
right agree So it's a sneaky fight. Oh nice kick

02:50:58.399 --> 02:51:00.200
to the body to evil. I've had a few of those.

02:51:00.219 --> 02:51:04.430
Yeah, we'll kick Oh, uppercut. Man, the takedown

02:51:04.430 --> 02:51:07.090
was there. Bro, Yves Leweb is landing shots,

02:51:07.430 --> 02:51:10.989
man. I think he's winning this round. Yeah, definitely

02:51:10.989 --> 02:51:13.270
he's winning this round. Which is crazy because

02:51:13.270 --> 02:51:15.370
it's just striking. Yeah, what a wild concept.

02:51:15.750 --> 02:51:18.430
I know. Everybody thought that Lerone was going

02:51:18.430 --> 02:51:20.290
to have a giant advantage on the feet, and it

02:51:20.290 --> 02:51:22.090
just doesn't look like that. I'm sure Lerone

02:51:22.090 --> 02:51:24.690
thought that, too. And now he's like, fuck. I

02:51:24.690 --> 02:51:26.250
know. You never thought that Yves Leweb would

02:51:26.250 --> 02:51:30.610
be outstriking him. And it's also, look at that.

02:51:30.790 --> 02:51:33.450
Does he have any knockouts on his resume? No,

02:51:33.450 --> 02:51:37.750
no, no. The white dude. No, sir, no. No knockouts.

02:51:37.750 --> 02:51:39.969
The decision's his thing. Doesn't mean he can't

02:51:39.969 --> 02:51:42.569
do it. No. The opportunity's there, but it's

02:51:42.569 --> 02:51:44.069
not really his thing. He's not a good submission

02:51:44.069 --> 02:51:46.170
artist either? He just likes to... Oh, he is

02:51:46.170 --> 02:51:48.409
a good submission artist, but most of the time...

02:51:48.409 --> 02:51:50.649
What is he like, like rear naked or arm triangles?

02:51:51.049 --> 02:51:53.229
You know what? He just doesn't get a ton of finishes

02:51:53.229 --> 02:51:55.870
anywhere. In the UFC, I don't think he's had

02:51:55.870 --> 02:51:59.809
any. Oh, that's not good. No. How many UFC fights

02:51:59.809 --> 02:52:01.889
has he had? Well, he almost got tapped by Diego.

02:52:02.069 --> 02:52:04.309
Diego Lopez had him a couple of times. And who

02:52:04.309 --> 02:52:06.809
won that fight? He did, but I don't agree with

02:52:06.809 --> 02:52:08.930
it because I felt like Diego was the one that

02:52:08.930 --> 02:52:11.209
put him in danger. Those submission attempts,

02:52:11.409 --> 02:52:14.629
they need to count for more. Prior to, he had...

02:52:14.629 --> 02:52:19.379
One tail by punches, rear naked choke. Another

02:52:19.379 --> 02:52:21.579
renegade choke, another renegade choke. That's

02:52:21.579 --> 02:52:23.120
an M1. Another renegade choke. But you see when

02:52:23.120 --> 02:52:25.520
he plays with the big boys, first UFC fight,

02:52:25.579 --> 02:52:28.680
decision, decision, all decisions. All fucking

02:52:28.680 --> 02:52:30.299
decisions. That's why the UFC's like, buddy,

02:52:30.479 --> 02:52:34.799
we can't be having this, son. Okay. Damn. All

02:52:34.799 --> 02:52:36.819
decisions. Yeah. But it's interesting because

02:52:36.819 --> 02:52:39.399
he's the one moving. Look, it connects. He's

02:52:39.399 --> 02:52:41.280
the one moving forward. He beat Rafael Diaz by

02:52:41.280 --> 02:52:43.620
punches. Bro, he just cracked him again with

02:52:43.620 --> 02:52:45.950
an uppercut. he's getting the better of these

02:52:45.950 --> 02:52:47.909
exchanges. It's very interesting. Good round

02:52:47.909 --> 02:52:50.370
for Iwiluwe. Well, you wonder how much Strike

02:52:50.370 --> 02:52:52.469
and Murphy did, because I'm sure the focus of

02:52:52.469 --> 02:52:54.450
the camp was takedown defense and wrestling,

02:52:54.530 --> 02:52:56.510
and they get in there. And that's why I think

02:52:56.510 --> 02:52:59.229
fucked up Max Holloway, too, because with Charles,

02:52:59.469 --> 02:53:02.190
he's probably like, it's BMF. It's BMF. Really?

02:53:02.309 --> 02:53:05.069
I think so. Because Max typically has pretty

02:53:05.069 --> 02:53:06.610
good takedown defense. I think he was like, yeah,

02:53:06.629 --> 02:53:08.510
we're fucking hanging. I think Oliveira is that

02:53:08.510 --> 02:53:11.309
good. I think he's fucking good. The way he was

02:53:11.309 --> 02:53:13.250
hoisting Max in the air and slamming him to the

02:53:13.250 --> 02:53:14.829
ground. He does that to a lot of people, man.

02:53:14.930 --> 02:53:16.790
He gets double underhooks on you. You're in a

02:53:16.790 --> 02:53:19.229
bad spot. He took down Chandler. Charles is a

02:53:19.229 --> 02:53:21.370
bad motherfucker. What do you do next with him?

02:53:21.489 --> 02:53:22.690
He's strong as fuck. You know what you do next?

02:53:23.180 --> 02:53:25.719
You do Armand Charles for five rounds. Because

02:53:25.719 --> 02:53:27.200
if you remember when they fought, it was three.

02:53:27.399 --> 02:53:29.600
Armand beat him. But that last round. That was

02:53:29.600 --> 02:53:30.860
another one where I felt like you should have

02:53:30.860 --> 02:53:32.719
given it to Charles. Because Charles got near

02:53:32.719 --> 02:53:34.579
submissions a couple of times. And at the end.

02:53:34.579 --> 02:53:36.379
And Armand didn't really have a position where

02:53:36.379 --> 02:53:38.659
he was almost winning. Charles almost won a couple

02:53:38.659 --> 02:53:40.500
of times in that fight. I want that rematch.

02:53:40.500 --> 02:53:42.360
Five rounds. Winner gets to decide. I like that.

02:53:42.639 --> 02:53:44.780
I was talking about fighting Conor. Conor got

02:53:44.780 --> 02:53:46.299
one over me. He was talking about coming back.

02:53:46.379 --> 02:53:47.959
I'm coming off a loss. I just want to cut weight.

02:53:48.120 --> 02:53:49.760
I don't want to cut weight. We could do it at

02:53:49.760 --> 02:53:52.180
any weight. Just about getting it back. That's

02:53:52.180 --> 02:53:55.719
it. That's the fight. Let him fight at 170. That

02:53:55.719 --> 02:53:59.200
would be massive. No takedowns. 170, no weight

02:53:59.200 --> 02:54:01.479
cut, no takedowns. I like it. BMF on the line.

02:54:01.540 --> 02:54:03.860
Let's go. Well, it wouldn't be on the line. It

02:54:03.860 --> 02:54:07.000
wouldn't be the BMF. Dude, the BMF isn't real.

02:54:07.260 --> 02:54:11.020
Like a new BMF? Dude, The Rock made up the BMF.

02:54:11.239 --> 02:54:14.680
He invented it? No. Yeah, he did. No, he didn't.

02:54:14.680 --> 02:54:18.000
Yes, he did. No. Look it up. No. The Rock invented

02:54:18.000 --> 02:54:20.120
it. He handed it to him. Is it his idea? I'm

02:54:20.120 --> 02:54:23.319
pretty sure he's like, BMF. I'm pretty sure means

02:54:23.319 --> 02:54:25.719
he don't know. That's hilarious. Pretty sure

02:54:25.719 --> 02:54:28.600
the fucking actor The Rock made up BMF. That's

02:54:28.600 --> 02:54:33.530
hilarious. Yeah, BMF is a weird one. The good

02:54:33.530 --> 02:54:35.209
thing is the boys still get paid like it's a

02:54:35.209 --> 02:54:37.030
title fight, though. That's the good thing about

02:54:37.030 --> 02:54:39.170
BMF. But that's why there should be more weight

02:54:39.170 --> 02:54:41.649
classes. So guys can make more money. It's crazy

02:54:41.649 --> 02:54:44.370
that on Paramount, they'll get a good close -up

02:54:44.370 --> 02:54:46.690
shot of the belt. And it says, bad motherfucker.

02:54:47.129 --> 02:54:48.549
You would think they would have blurred that

02:54:48.549 --> 02:54:51.159
out. Oh, look at this. Here it is. Oh, shit.

02:54:51.159 --> 02:54:53.940
Get him down. Plenty of time. Oh, shit. Back

02:54:53.940 --> 02:54:55.420
to his feet, though. Now it's on. It's a whole

02:54:55.420 --> 02:54:57.459
different fight now. He's just going to be attached

02:54:57.459 --> 02:54:59.479
to his ass right here. He said Nate Diaz made

02:54:59.479 --> 02:55:00.620
up the belt? That's what it says. It says he

02:55:00.620 --> 02:55:03.920
coined the phrase. Well, no. BMF? Post -fight

02:55:03.920 --> 02:55:06.719
interview. Oh, interesting. And The Rock just

02:55:06.719 --> 02:55:08.780
handed the belt out? Yeah. The whole thing's

02:55:08.780 --> 02:55:12.280
fake, so that's cool. Damn, he let it go. Look

02:55:12.280 --> 02:55:13.860
at that. But he did ragdoll him for a bit and

02:55:13.860 --> 02:55:18.620
let him know, this shit's real. Damn. I'm shocked

02:55:18.620 --> 02:55:21.299
he let it go. Khabib would have never let that

02:55:21.299 --> 02:55:25.520
go. No. No, no, no. Khabib was a finisher. Well,

02:55:25.700 --> 02:55:27.360
you know, you got to remember the Conor fight

02:55:27.360 --> 02:55:29.700
lasted more than one round. I mean, these guys,

02:55:29.719 --> 02:55:31.920
they want to cook you. True. And if he got them

02:55:31.920 --> 02:55:33.739
down in this round and we're only in the second,

02:55:33.899 --> 02:55:36.459
that's a good sign for... We're in the third

02:55:36.459 --> 02:55:40.200
now. Oh, this is the third. That's right. The

02:55:40.200 --> 02:55:44.879
people commenting on Twitter have a 2 -0. Nut

02:55:44.879 --> 02:55:48.260
shot. For Yves Lefebvre. No, for Murphy. Really?

02:55:48.719 --> 02:55:51.239
Interesting. Now, it might be British tweeting

02:55:51.239 --> 02:55:53.559
that, so you never can take those things too

02:55:53.559 --> 02:55:55.219
seriously. God, I thought the second round. I

02:55:55.219 --> 02:55:58.479
have it 1 -1. That was a clean nut shot right

02:55:58.479 --> 02:56:00.979
there. That should be an automatic point. Oh,

02:56:01.079 --> 02:56:05.620
damn. You know, I once proposed an idea to, when

02:56:05.620 --> 02:56:07.139
I worked for the UFC and the production crew,

02:56:07.319 --> 02:56:10.559
I said, why don't you make the ultimate nut shot

02:56:10.559 --> 02:56:13.360
highlight? And they shot it down. They thought

02:56:13.360 --> 02:56:15.399
it was the dumbest thing ever. I was like, dude.

02:56:15.959 --> 02:56:19.780
Can you imagine that? The best eye poke. No,

02:56:20.139 --> 02:56:22.739
we can't have that. Eye pokes and groin shots

02:56:22.739 --> 02:56:24.620
should be an automatic point. But you know when

02:56:24.620 --> 02:56:26.420
there's a nut shot on the UFC and then the guy's

02:56:26.420 --> 02:56:29.840
resting and then they show the replay? Everybody

02:56:29.840 --> 02:56:32.920
in the audience goes, oh! You know what I'm saying?

02:56:32.979 --> 02:56:35.639
You know what I'm saying? When Cody Garber was

02:56:35.639 --> 02:56:37.319
throwing up? It was crazy. He brought a bucket

02:56:37.319 --> 02:56:40.200
into the octagon. He hit in the nuts and threw

02:56:40.200 --> 02:56:45.370
up. How about Gilbert Ivel versus, was it Vanderlei

02:56:45.370 --> 02:56:49.430
Silva, Pride 11? He got kicked in the nuts, and

02:56:49.430 --> 02:56:51.790
his nut was hanging outside of his cup. So it

02:56:51.790 --> 02:56:54.850
wasn't like a nut shot pain. It was like my nut

02:56:54.850 --> 02:56:58.290
got crushed. And that was the end of the fight.

02:56:58.350 --> 02:57:00.110
He didn't recover. It was over. Gilbert was a

02:57:00.110 --> 02:57:02.409
savage back in the day. It was over. That happened

02:57:02.409 --> 02:57:04.309
to me once in a Taekwondo fight. Your nut got

02:57:04.309 --> 02:57:06.030
caught outside the cup? My nut got caught out

02:57:06.030 --> 02:57:10.260
by the cup. My nut swole up. Oh, God, dude. Didn't

02:57:10.260 --> 02:57:11.700
something happen in jiu -jitsu where you pissed

02:57:11.700 --> 02:57:14.239
blood for a while? Yeah. Yeah, I was rolling

02:57:14.239 --> 02:57:16.360
with Einstein, and I didn't have a cup on. He

02:57:16.360 --> 02:57:19.079
went to pass my guard by slicing his knee through,

02:57:19.219 --> 02:57:21.719
and he hit me dead on the dick. Oh. Just like

02:57:21.719 --> 02:57:24.200
center punched my dick. That was horrible. You

02:57:24.200 --> 02:57:26.360
were pissing blood? Oh, yeah. I jerked off to

02:57:26.360 --> 02:57:28.520
see if I could still, if my dick was broken.

02:57:28.620 --> 02:57:30.360
Because I was thinking whether I should treat

02:57:30.360 --> 02:57:33.219
it like a nose, where it's like it's just broken.

02:57:33.479 --> 02:57:35.840
No, I was like, it's just bleeding. Let it just

02:57:35.840 --> 02:57:38.020
bleed. Or should I treat it like I'm bleeding

02:57:38.020 --> 02:57:40.420
from an organ? Yeah. Go to the doctor right now.

02:57:40.579 --> 02:57:42.120
And I was like, well, let's see if it works.

02:57:42.239 --> 02:57:45.770
Gross. And it worked. It worked. It was so gross.

02:57:45.909 --> 02:57:47.729
I shot it into the toilet bowl. Was there any

02:57:47.729 --> 02:57:51.090
blood in the nut? 100%. Oh, shit. There was blood

02:57:51.090 --> 02:57:52.850
in my piss. There was blood in the nut. Was it

02:57:52.850 --> 02:57:55.030
like 20 % blood, 80 % nut? It was a little bit.

02:57:55.030 --> 02:57:57.870
It was concerning. It just went away? It just

02:57:57.870 --> 02:58:00.450
went away. Yeah. It was so dumb. I was like,

02:58:00.510 --> 02:58:02.190
if I wake up in the morning and it's really hurting,

02:58:02.290 --> 02:58:04.129
I'm going to go to the doctor. And it didn't.

02:58:04.469 --> 02:58:06.750
So I was like, okay. That's bro science. Was

02:58:06.750 --> 02:58:10.030
there bruising on the shaft? No. That was internal.

02:58:10.350 --> 02:58:13.510
It got smushed. It got literally, like, flattened.

02:58:13.969 --> 02:58:16.610
It's like the knee just, like, that was the last

02:58:16.610 --> 02:58:18.250
time I ever rolled without a cup. I'll tell you

02:58:18.250 --> 02:58:20.629
that, dog. You know, a couple fucking Popsicle

02:58:20.629 --> 02:58:22.809
sticks and some athletic tape would have fixed

02:58:22.809 --> 02:58:24.909
that shit. I always talk about those MMA shorts

02:58:24.909 --> 02:58:28.850
from Diamond MMA. Those are the shit. Compression

02:58:28.850 --> 02:58:32.190
shorts with that cup that is, like, perfectly

02:58:32.190 --> 02:58:34.250
contoured with the right amount of cushion on

02:58:34.250 --> 02:58:37.110
the edge. That's the shit. That thing, it doesn't

02:58:37.110 --> 02:58:39.370
restrict your movement at all. And that compression

02:58:39.370 --> 02:58:42.280
shorts really hold it in place. I fucking hate

02:58:42.280 --> 02:58:44.479
cups, though. But really, the best one is the

02:58:44.479 --> 02:58:46.780
Thai steel cup, because it hurts if you hit it.

02:58:47.180 --> 02:58:49.200
But you gotta wear it like a thong. Yeah, it

02:58:49.200 --> 02:58:51.040
sucks. It goes up your asshole. Yeah, they should

02:58:51.040 --> 02:58:52.860
make it hurt real bad. They should put, like,

02:58:52.879 --> 02:58:55.819
spikes on the outside, so if you want to kick

02:58:55.819 --> 02:58:57.340
the balls, you're gonna fuck your foot up. I

02:58:57.340 --> 02:58:59.239
wonder if anybody ever takes one of them Thai

02:58:59.239 --> 02:59:01.020
steel cups and puts it in compression shorts

02:59:01.020 --> 02:59:03.239
like that. For sure. That would be the move.

02:59:03.299 --> 02:59:06.979
That's the move. Get a steel cup the shape of

02:59:06.979 --> 02:59:08.700
those diamond ones. It would hurt when you kicked

02:59:08.700 --> 02:59:10.600
and stuff. It would irritate the shit out of

02:59:10.600 --> 02:59:13.180
you. But the diamond one doesn't hurt at all.

02:59:13.340 --> 02:59:17.420
It offers perfect protection. But the steel one

02:59:17.420 --> 02:59:20.530
sucks. Remember Amir Renovati? Yes. Amir used

02:59:20.530 --> 02:59:23.389
to wear his Thai steel cup in practice. One time

02:59:23.389 --> 02:59:25.049
he mounted me and stuck it in the middle of my

02:59:25.049 --> 02:59:27.690
chest, and I almost tapped just from him mounting

02:59:27.690 --> 02:59:30.290
me. All the pressure? Oh, it was horrible. He

02:59:30.290 --> 02:59:33.969
was tapping me with his dick. Arm bars are evil,

02:59:34.010 --> 02:59:36.110
too, when you've got steel cups. Evloev just

02:59:36.110 --> 02:59:37.670
got off a good combination at the end of that

02:59:37.670 --> 02:59:39.370
round. It looks like he cut him. He cut him.

02:59:39.950 --> 02:59:42.770
Who cut who? Evloev cut Lerone. Right there.

02:59:42.770 --> 02:59:45.670
Over the left eye. Yeah, he got off a good combination.

02:59:45.870 --> 02:59:49.069
Oh, that's a bad cut, dude. It's above the eye,

02:59:49.090 --> 02:59:51.149
so it's a nightmare. That's a bad cut, dude.

02:59:51.290 --> 02:59:52.870
That's a big one, man. That's a whole eyebrow

02:59:52.870 --> 02:59:57.610
cut. He looks concerned. Jamie, are they staying

02:59:57.610 --> 03:00:00.569
on the cans? Who's winning? I don't hear anything.

03:00:00.850 --> 03:00:05.680
Word. Interesting. I was looking at Twitter trying

03:00:05.680 --> 03:00:08.760
to see stuff. So here it is. Look at this. Boom!

03:00:09.719 --> 03:00:12.440
Oh, that was a nice one. He could be injured?

03:00:12.579 --> 03:00:14.000
Just because he's not going for any takedowns.

03:00:14.000 --> 03:00:16.680
No, they're just silly. He went for that one

03:00:16.680 --> 03:00:18.780
takedown. He looked fucking great. Look, he's

03:00:18.780 --> 03:00:23.389
landing combinations here, man. That's crazy.

03:00:23.510 --> 03:00:25.329
Who would have thought that Ivo would have been

03:00:25.329 --> 03:00:27.709
the one pressing Lerone up against the cage,

03:00:27.850 --> 03:00:31.489
teeing off on him, and cutting him. So three

03:00:31.489 --> 03:00:34.010
rounds down, you've got to go 2 -1 probably,

03:00:34.250 --> 03:00:37.389
right? I would. 2 -1 Ivo. Or it could be 3 -0.

03:00:38.350 --> 03:00:41.510
Yeah. It could be. Because that first round could

03:00:41.510 --> 03:00:42.510
have gone to anybody. That's a bad placement

03:00:42.510 --> 03:00:44.670
for a cut now. I felt like that second round

03:00:44.670 --> 03:00:46.690
was the one that made me think Ivo had won that

03:00:46.690 --> 03:00:49.750
round. Me too. And that third round, especially

03:00:49.750 --> 03:00:53.170
at the end there. Popping that cuts a problem

03:00:53.170 --> 03:00:56.329
man a horrible spot for it's also he's been getting

03:00:56.329 --> 03:00:58.430
touched too It's not like he's not getting hit

03:00:58.430 --> 03:01:02.670
that cut. He's getting touched. Oh That kick

03:01:02.670 --> 03:01:08.389
to the old take a fucking point, dude At this

03:01:08.389 --> 03:01:11.010
point you gotta take another fucking warning.

03:01:11.149 --> 03:01:14.190
I don't understand this. I wouldn't be surprised

03:01:14.190 --> 03:01:17.690
if the fights over Him going don't be like that.

03:01:17.989 --> 03:01:21.280
He got cut now. He got cut And now he's on his

03:01:21.280 --> 03:01:23.860
knees? How dare you, Eddie? Oh, I mean, that's

03:01:23.860 --> 03:01:26.059
right on the big dick. Right on there. Right

03:01:26.059 --> 03:01:28.260
on there. Yeah. Oh, my God. We need highlights

03:01:28.260 --> 03:01:30.620
of that. Oh, he's still down. Everybody's going.

03:01:31.319 --> 03:01:33.840
He still downholed his nuts. If that doesn't

03:01:33.840 --> 03:01:35.379
deserve to lose a point, I don't know what the

03:01:35.379 --> 03:01:37.680
fuck does. It changes the dynamic of the fight.

03:01:38.260 --> 03:01:40.459
100%. You can't just issue a warning for that.

03:01:40.520 --> 03:01:44.100
I think it's over. I feel like nut shot, eye

03:01:44.100 --> 03:01:46.340
poke. One point, one point. Grab the fence, one

03:01:46.340 --> 03:01:49.700
point. 100 % Joe. And if you do that, I promise

03:01:49.700 --> 03:01:52.639
you, it will all stop. Stop everything. John's

03:01:52.639 --> 03:01:54.559
not poking guys in the face. Cyril Kahn's not

03:01:54.559 --> 03:01:56.540
poking guys. Because if it's changing you winning

03:01:56.540 --> 03:01:58.520
the fight, they're like, fuck this. They're going

03:01:58.520 --> 03:02:01.959
to be way more cautious. Exactly. Fuck, dude.

03:02:02.180 --> 03:02:03.739
You ever seen the odds of when he's up? After

03:02:03.739 --> 03:02:05.020
you get hit in the nuts? He's alright. Winning

03:02:05.020 --> 03:02:07.120
the fight? It's not good. It's not good. Not

03:02:07.120 --> 03:02:09.659
good. It weakens you so much. Oh, dude. Yeah,

03:02:09.719 --> 03:02:11.239
is there a stat on there? There he goes. One

03:02:11.239 --> 03:02:12.399
point. Yeah, there's a stat. One point. It's

03:02:12.399 --> 03:02:14.020
not good. Most people lose. Most people lose.

03:02:14.059 --> 03:02:16.219
After a nut shot. Yep. You would think. Yeah,

03:02:16.219 --> 03:02:17.840
you think about getting kicked in the nuts. One

03:02:17.840 --> 03:02:20.059
point. Yes. One point. That's my guy. One point.

03:02:20.500 --> 03:02:23.520
He's on my face, too. Yep. Yeah. Mark Goddard's

03:02:23.520 --> 03:02:25.500
solid as fuck. Two nut shots. Yeah, you gotta

03:02:25.500 --> 03:02:27.360
take a point. He should be one. Is he ready?

03:02:28.399 --> 03:02:30.659
Damn, take that time. Just sick to his stomach,

03:02:30.659 --> 03:02:33.079
too. Take that time. Only a minute 30? Take a

03:02:33.079 --> 03:02:35.479
little more time, man. Oh, he's mad. Ooh, maybe

03:02:35.479 --> 03:02:37.760
he'll fight better. Maybe there's a light of

03:02:37.760 --> 03:02:40.700
fire in his ass. Maybe we'll try to tee off on

03:02:40.700 --> 03:02:42.959
him now. What percentage of guys that got kicked

03:02:42.959 --> 03:02:46.420
in the balls won the fight? It's low. I think

03:02:46.420 --> 03:02:51.959
it's like 40%. Wow. Interesting. Almost 50. I

03:02:51.959 --> 03:02:54.340
mean, that's kind of like there's no... Well,

03:02:54.379 --> 03:02:56.100
eye pokes too, man. So many guys are fighting

03:02:56.100 --> 03:02:58.139
with one eye where they literally can't see.

03:02:58.139 --> 03:03:00.920
They're compromised. Whoa! Lerone caught him

03:03:00.920 --> 03:03:02.479
with a nice right hand there. That was a nice

03:03:02.479 --> 03:03:06.799
right hand. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Get up.

03:03:06.879 --> 03:03:09.079
Back up to his feet. Quickly, quickly. That was

03:03:09.079 --> 03:03:11.000
nice. Damn, he's not even trying to take him

03:03:11.000 --> 03:03:13.540
down. Damn, that's that bully beatdown punch.

03:03:13.540 --> 03:03:16.790
He's not even trying. I think it's going to spell

03:03:16.790 --> 03:03:19.670
trouble for evil in the end. If you don't fuck

03:03:19.670 --> 03:03:22.129
around, find out. Well, the more Lerone is confident

03:03:22.129 --> 03:03:24.489
that he can get back up, the more he's confident

03:03:24.489 --> 03:03:26.530
he can avoid the takedown and get back up. Then

03:03:26.530 --> 03:03:29.229
he can start letting loose. Or he might be thinking,

03:03:30.329 --> 03:03:33.069
damn, this guy's not even trying to take me down.

03:03:33.129 --> 03:03:36.549
He wants to strike. That's even scarier. Yeah,

03:03:36.569 --> 03:03:39.709
but I think it's hindering his flow, his striking.

03:03:39.850 --> 03:03:45.879
Oh, they both connected there. Bro evil of his

03:03:45.879 --> 03:03:48.420
no jokes on oh he looked for that spinning elbow.

03:03:48.479 --> 03:03:50.540
He's way out of line spinning elbow to the body

03:03:50.540 --> 03:03:53.719
No, I've never seen that I've never seen that

03:03:53.719 --> 03:04:03.579
Okay, I Mean it's technically possible if someone's

03:04:03.579 --> 03:04:06.180
that tight to you and you don't have access to

03:04:06.180 --> 03:04:10.729
the head, but you would always try Oh Probably

03:04:10.729 --> 03:04:13.790
his face is pretty you know of this fucking solid.

03:04:14.090 --> 03:04:15.750
Yeah, he's leaking out of his nose It looks like

03:04:15.750 --> 03:04:18.629
yeah that shot him more. It's hard to say cuz

03:04:18.629 --> 03:04:20.709
it might be just coming down from his eye. Yeah

03:04:20.709 --> 03:04:26.590
That's right, but he won by points in a fight

03:04:26.590 --> 03:04:28.690
that he was losing who's that Cody Garbrandt

03:04:28.690 --> 03:04:30.930
That was the one we threw up in the that was

03:04:30.930 --> 03:04:32.790
recently that was two points. I was like a week

03:04:32.790 --> 03:04:37.870
or two. Yeah Oh Seals around so it's like an

03:04:37.870 --> 03:04:41.049
even round So far it's even round. He lost the

03:04:41.049 --> 03:04:43.670
point, but let's see if he chooses now cuz we're

03:04:43.670 --> 03:04:47.090
in the fourth to try to hold him down Oh Either

03:04:47.090 --> 03:04:48.610
way, that's right around. I'll tell you what

03:04:48.610 --> 03:04:51.290
though Murphy getting those feet pretty fucking

03:04:51.290 --> 03:04:55.809
good. Oh shit. Did you see that? That was a great

03:04:55.809 --> 03:04:57.950
takedown. He's just got to put the seatbelt on

03:04:57.950 --> 03:05:01.750
and secure that he's Gotta put the seatbelt on

03:05:01.750 --> 03:05:07.040
he's punching him in that left eye as well Interesting.

03:05:07.219 --> 03:05:11.639
Yeah, you can't win like this. Talking about

03:05:11.639 --> 03:05:13.959
Murphy can't? Yeah. No. Trying to get back up?

03:05:14.000 --> 03:05:17.120
Uh -uh. He's got to. And now that he's up, if

03:05:17.120 --> 03:05:19.200
he separates, he's got to make something big

03:05:19.200 --> 03:05:21.799
happen. Yeah, he needs to take some chances now.

03:05:21.959 --> 03:05:23.399
Because he could lose this fight. But this is

03:05:23.399 --> 03:05:25.379
usually how Evil O fights. Like, you usually

03:05:25.379 --> 03:05:30.319
get fucking 25 minutes of this. That's also when...

03:05:30.319 --> 03:05:33.200
Oh, nice hook to the body. And a right hand up

03:05:33.200 --> 03:05:35.610
top. It's like the fucking dude is dangerous

03:05:35.610 --> 03:05:39.209
everywhere right now. Yep. Ooh, nice kick to

03:05:39.209 --> 03:05:44.389
the body. Who's the striking trainer? Is it Tiago

03:05:44.389 --> 03:05:47.649
Alves? Evolo? Yeah, he's in that camp. So Mike

03:05:47.649 --> 03:05:51.389
Brown. He's in that camp. Yep. I don't know who

03:05:51.389 --> 03:05:54.569
their main striking coach is, though. I'm sure

03:05:54.569 --> 03:05:55.989
they have a bunch of them over there. I mean,

03:05:56.010 --> 03:05:57.329
that's a super camp. Yeah, it's a super camp.

03:05:57.329 --> 03:06:01.389
That place is crazy. I want to go. Oh! Nice right

03:06:01.389 --> 03:06:09.379
hand over the top. Big shot. The run's getting

03:06:09.379 --> 03:06:13.059
close now. Yes. They're in tight. Yep. But also,

03:06:13.180 --> 03:06:15.680
like, he's got to be a little tired. Has to be

03:06:15.680 --> 03:06:17.500
from defending those takedowns. Yeah, man. All

03:06:17.500 --> 03:06:18.879
that grappling. He just needs to open up. And

03:06:18.879 --> 03:06:20.780
it's the fourth round. Yeah, he needs to open

03:06:20.780 --> 03:06:22.520
up. And he's been backing up the entire fight.

03:06:22.520 --> 03:06:23.920
You've got to risk getting taken down. And he

03:06:23.920 --> 03:06:25.780
kind of leaned into the fence, too. Oh, that's

03:06:25.780 --> 03:06:26.780
not good. Oh, that's not good. When you kick

03:06:26.780 --> 03:06:27.739
and go straight to your back, that's not good.

03:06:27.739 --> 03:06:29.299
Not good. And then he didn't get up quick, either.

03:06:29.299 --> 03:06:31.000
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's exhausted,

03:06:31.159 --> 03:06:33.579
dude. He's exhausted. Yeah, it's trouble. Ooh.

03:06:34.000 --> 03:06:35.459
And then this is going to make you more tired.

03:06:35.520 --> 03:06:39.700
Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Seatbelt. Back

03:06:39.700 --> 03:06:42.239
up, though. I'm telling you, man. It's impressive

03:06:42.239 --> 03:06:44.180
how he's been able to get back up. It is. I don't

03:06:44.180 --> 03:06:46.719
like how he went down. No, how he didn't scramble

03:06:46.719 --> 03:06:48.260
back up. He didn't scramble back up quickly.

03:06:48.520 --> 03:06:50.120
It's almost like he was accepting the position

03:06:50.120 --> 03:06:51.899
a little bit to get a break. That's usually a

03:06:51.899 --> 03:06:55.219
bad sign. He just ate a right hand. Yep. He needs

03:06:55.219 --> 03:06:56.799
to accept again, take it down, start letting

03:06:56.799 --> 03:07:01.299
loose. It's very impressive that you blew up

03:07:01.299 --> 03:07:04.299
stand -up. Yeah, going toe -to -toe with Murphy.

03:07:05.270 --> 03:07:07.530
Because it's like it makes the take take down

03:07:07.530 --> 03:07:09.989
much more of a threat because it's not like look

03:07:09.989 --> 03:07:11.770
at that uppercut It's not like it's a picnic

03:07:11.770 --> 03:07:15.969
standing up. It's a problem. Yeah, I Also think

03:07:15.969 --> 03:07:18.209
for the judges too because he's getting less

03:07:18.209 --> 03:07:20.649
takedowns. It shows more dominance if that makes

03:07:20.649 --> 03:07:23.870
sense. It's a bigger moment Boy, the runs in

03:07:23.870 --> 03:07:27.270
a bad spot right now. It's tired cut up. Yeah,

03:07:27.370 --> 03:07:30.430
he's exhausted eyes bad That's the thing that

03:07:30.430 --> 03:07:32.590
a grappler will do to you. They just wear you

03:07:32.590 --> 03:07:35.180
the fuck out Do you remember when Khabib fought

03:07:35.180 --> 03:07:37.639
Edson and it was in the first round? Edson had

03:07:37.639 --> 03:07:39.239
this look in his eyes like, I don't know if I

03:07:39.239 --> 03:07:41.500
can do this. What the fuck? It was that 1 ,000

03:07:41.500 --> 03:07:43.600
-yard stare like, oh, my God. How did that fight

03:07:43.600 --> 03:07:45.559
end? Oh, Khabib just beat the shit out of him.

03:07:46.159 --> 03:07:48.559
Decision? I don't remember. I don't remember

03:07:48.559 --> 03:07:51.340
if he stopped him or if he just beat him up for

03:07:51.340 --> 03:07:53.760
three rounds. Decision? Decision. But it was

03:07:53.760 --> 03:07:57.920
like a mauling. It was a mauling. But that was

03:07:57.920 --> 03:07:59.420
the difference between Khabib and a lot of these

03:07:59.420 --> 03:08:01.860
guys now is he would break you. Even though he'd

03:08:01.860 --> 03:08:04.370
go decision. Buddy, by the time that bell rang,

03:08:04.450 --> 03:08:06.549
guys were like, thank God. Yeah, they look like

03:08:06.549 --> 03:08:08.250
they're about to die. He would make you pay.

03:08:08.350 --> 03:08:11.010
Yeah, with them, it's like, you know, you're

03:08:11.010 --> 03:08:13.510
probably going to get taken down. You're probably

03:08:13.510 --> 03:08:18.350
going to get clenched on. Fuck trying to stand

03:08:18.350 --> 03:08:21.709
up. Attack them off your guard. Fuck it. You

03:08:21.709 --> 03:08:23.950
know, that's how I was training Tony. Like, let's

03:08:23.950 --> 03:08:25.870
fuck spending the whole time trying to get a

03:08:25.870 --> 03:08:26.809
defensive stand -up. You're going to get a stand

03:08:26.809 --> 03:08:29.010
-up, yeah. Accept it and let's go. Let's go to

03:08:29.010 --> 03:08:30.709
work. Let's go to work. That's like Nate Diaz's

03:08:30.709 --> 03:08:33.010
strategy. Yeah. His strategy is like, you want

03:08:33.010 --> 03:08:34.549
to take me down? Let's go. I'll play jiu -jitsu

03:08:34.549 --> 03:08:36.889
on the ground. Why try to stand up the whole

03:08:36.889 --> 03:08:39.110
time? You're going to lose. You can't stand up

03:08:39.110 --> 03:08:45.729
against Khabib. Fifth round. Boy, I don't know.

03:08:46.209 --> 03:08:48.370
Laurent's got to do something spectacular. He

03:08:48.370 --> 03:08:50.350
needs a knockdown or something. Ooh, nice low

03:08:50.350 --> 03:08:58.129
kick. He's trying. These guys online are saying

03:08:58.129 --> 03:09:02.469
Murphy has a lead. 39 -36 Murphy heading the

03:09:02.469 --> 03:09:04.469
final round. I don't see it that way. I feel

03:09:04.469 --> 03:09:05.989
like we've been watching pretty fucking close.

03:09:06.209 --> 03:09:10.469
I wonder why they think that. I guess Murphy

03:09:10.469 --> 03:09:13.190
the first, not the second, not the third. Fourth

03:09:13.190 --> 03:09:18.590
was a draw. Fourth was not a draw. Oh, wait a

03:09:18.590 --> 03:09:19.950
minute. It was because of the nut shot. Yeah,

03:09:19.950 --> 03:09:21.850
because of the nut shot. So you got a draw on

03:09:21.850 --> 03:09:24.729
the fourth. So it's even. So it's like an even

03:09:24.729 --> 03:09:27.229
fight. Right. That makes it interesting. Then

03:09:27.229 --> 03:09:30.409
you could see Lerone walking away with this because

03:09:30.409 --> 03:09:34.329
of that point. Oh, down again. If he even survives

03:09:34.329 --> 03:09:37.409
now because he's exhausted at this point. Maybe

03:09:37.409 --> 03:09:41.670
now Mosvar can finally finish somebody. If he's

03:09:41.670 --> 03:09:43.889
tired enough. That would be a big deal if he

03:09:43.889 --> 03:09:47.010
could finish Lerone. That's what he needs. Lerone's

03:09:47.010 --> 03:09:49.049
doing a good job of defending. He really is.

03:09:50.049 --> 03:09:52.989
Hammer fist to the head, though. Oof. He's got

03:09:52.989 --> 03:09:56.469
to let go. That bleeding. Oh, my God. He's leaking.

03:09:57.389 --> 03:10:03.030
He's leaking bad now. Ramby. Yeah, it's just

03:10:03.030 --> 03:10:06.370
like the superior grappling of Iblouev's on display.

03:10:08.010 --> 03:10:12.110
On display. I mean, that top pressure is no joke.

03:10:12.270 --> 03:10:14.250
Head arm. Oh, there it is. There it is. There

03:10:14.250 --> 03:10:17.090
it is. The other side. Stick to that. He told

03:10:17.090 --> 03:10:20.750
his corner his hip is hurt. Murphy did. Oh, no.

03:10:20.969 --> 03:10:23.739
In between rounds. Which round do you know? I

03:10:23.739 --> 03:10:26.500
think the last one. Oh, no. Yeah, this is a wrap.

03:10:27.479 --> 03:10:33.819
This is a wrap. Yeah, but if your hips hurt from

03:10:33.819 --> 03:10:35.819
getting fucked up, it's like, yeah, you're in

03:10:35.819 --> 03:10:39.139
a fight, Bubba. I know, but he might have something

03:10:39.139 --> 03:10:40.559
torn where he can't throw kicks or something.

03:10:40.559 --> 03:10:42.680
If he gets up, gets out of this, and knocks him

03:10:42.680 --> 03:10:45.260
out, that would be insane. Insane. A lot of time

03:10:45.260 --> 03:10:48.920
left. Not even half of the round. you imagine

03:10:48.920 --> 03:10:50.979
if he does it like oh he's ragdolling now though

03:10:50.979 --> 03:10:56.040
dude he's ragdolling now this is a classic evo

03:10:56.040 --> 03:10:58.059
fight right yes this is usually how they look

03:10:58.059 --> 03:11:00.600
just beating you up on the cage and constantly

03:11:00.600 --> 03:11:03.040
dragging it look at larone so tired yeah his

03:11:03.040 --> 03:11:04.879
face was like he's not backing off the oh he

03:11:04.879 --> 03:11:09.840
did back off the game he feels really confident

03:11:09.840 --> 03:11:14.020
with the striking remember he needs to let loose

03:11:14.020 --> 03:11:16.149
on the feet here But again, if his hips hurt

03:11:16.149 --> 03:11:18.270
and he can't throw those kicks. And then it affects

03:11:18.270 --> 03:11:19.530
your punching too. Head kicks and then it's over.

03:11:19.690 --> 03:11:24.250
Boom. That would be the greatest comeback. Oh.

03:11:24.750 --> 03:11:41.510
Oh, he's looking for bombs. Oh. Good read. He

03:11:41.510 --> 03:11:43.879
does that. duck like he's trying to take you

03:11:43.879 --> 03:11:46.000
down. He throws that overhand. I like how Mozart

03:11:46.000 --> 03:11:48.319
does it in fucking board shorts, too. You don't

03:11:48.319 --> 03:11:51.520
see those a lot. The problem with them is people

03:11:51.520 --> 03:11:53.440
can grab them. There shouldn't be anything someone

03:11:53.440 --> 03:11:56.739
can grab. Well, you should not be able to grab

03:11:56.739 --> 03:11:59.000
clothing. It's very simple. But people do it

03:11:59.000 --> 03:12:01.299
sometimes. It should be illegal. It is illegal.

03:12:02.219 --> 03:12:05.959
Guys still do it. Occasionally guys do it. It

03:12:05.959 --> 03:12:09.040
should be out of the equation. You can kick just

03:12:09.040 --> 03:12:11.229
as good in those tights. Yeah, the board shorts

03:12:11.229 --> 03:12:13.569
look as weird. That was a good right hand by

03:12:13.569 --> 03:12:14.889
Lerone. That's what Khabib rocked, too, though.

03:12:17.090 --> 03:12:18.090
Those have to be the longest shorts you've seen.

03:12:18.090 --> 03:12:19.649
Yeah, but good luck grabbing Khabib's shorts.

03:12:20.309 --> 03:12:22.610
That's what he wants. Yeah. Good, we're grappling

03:12:22.610 --> 03:12:33.530
now. Yeah, you're close. Oh. The thing is, like,

03:12:33.590 --> 03:12:36.989
Evil Web is the one that's pushing it. Yeah.

03:12:36.989 --> 03:12:40.719
You know what I mean? Now Lerone is. I just got

03:12:40.719 --> 03:12:44.000
to realize it's do or die. I wonder how this

03:12:44.000 --> 03:12:46.120
is scored. Ooh, he tried for that elbow. I wonder

03:12:46.120 --> 03:12:48.040
how this is being scored. Oh, dragged him down

03:12:48.040 --> 03:12:52.260
again. Shit's over. I mean, I have evil of winning

03:12:52.260 --> 03:12:57.700
two, three, five. Yeah. Four's a draw. Murphy

03:12:57.700 --> 03:13:03.620
won the first. If that. Yeah, exactly. That's

03:13:03.620 --> 03:13:07.899
never good. Oh, boy. Just dragging him down.

03:13:07.920 --> 03:13:09.680
Dude, he throws a triangle on him. That would

03:13:09.680 --> 03:13:13.399
be crazy. Oh, he's trying to sweep him. Oh, he's

03:13:13.399 --> 03:13:15.159
stepping over. He's trying to get over that leg.

03:13:18.180 --> 03:13:24.399
He's going to mount him. At the very least, he's

03:13:24.399 --> 03:13:26.639
never getting back up. Put that seatbelt in and

03:13:26.639 --> 03:13:28.879
take the back. Impressive he got up, though.

03:13:28.940 --> 03:13:31.739
That's fucking impressive. Very impressive. He's

03:13:31.739 --> 03:13:34.500
got one second. Boom, it's over. That's a wrap.

03:13:38.040 --> 03:13:42.409
That's a wrap. Evolo tried to make it exciting.

03:13:42.770 --> 03:13:46.170
He definitely did. He definitely did. He tried

03:13:46.170 --> 03:13:49.069
his best. He's a motherfucker, man. Yeah, he's

03:13:49.069 --> 03:13:51.450
a real problem. So, Lerone's on his back touching

03:13:51.450 --> 03:13:53.409
his hip now. Yeah, there's no way he won, dude.

03:13:53.790 --> 03:13:56.950
There's no way. Right? Laying down in the octagon

03:13:56.950 --> 03:13:59.190
after the fight. Holding your hip. Here's the

03:13:59.190 --> 03:14:00.829
problem. If you have a hip issue, we should fucking

03:14:00.829 --> 03:14:03.590
get in that Volkanovski fight anytime soon. Dude,

03:14:03.989 --> 03:14:05.870
you gotta stand up and raise your fucking hand.

03:14:05.950 --> 03:14:07.229
What are you doing? Unless it's... Can't lay

03:14:07.229 --> 03:14:09.860
down? Minor. I mean, it could just be a tear,

03:14:10.040 --> 03:14:13.860
a slight tear in a muscle. Who knows? Give me

03:14:13.860 --> 03:14:16.540
a ways to well, we'll fix that shit. Hip's a

03:14:16.540 --> 03:14:18.180
problem, though, man. Hip's a problem. You fuck

03:14:18.180 --> 03:14:20.280
your hip up. All your power comes from there.

03:14:20.399 --> 03:14:25.750
Yeah. You know, Dustin was telling me that he

03:14:25.750 --> 03:14:28.370
had his hip resurfaced and he couldn't use it

03:14:28.370 --> 03:14:30.389
for eight weeks. Couldn't put any weight on it

03:14:30.389 --> 03:14:32.690
at all. What the fuck's resurfaced? Apparently

03:14:32.690 --> 03:14:35.270
the way his hip was shaped, they had to go in

03:14:35.270 --> 03:14:37.270
and reshape his hip and then put a bunch of micro

03:14:37.270 --> 03:14:40.370
abrasions in there because his hip was like fucking

03:14:40.370 --> 03:14:44.190
up his labrum. Oh, wow. Yeah. He'd gotten stem

03:14:44.190 --> 03:14:46.030
cells at one point in time. That helped him a

03:14:46.030 --> 03:14:48.469
lot. But then it just kept getting bad in camps.

03:14:49.389 --> 03:14:51.170
And then eventually he had to get resurfaced.

03:14:51.290 --> 03:14:53.049
I didn't finish the whole show with him, but

03:14:53.049 --> 03:14:55.329
he was great. It's hard. He was great. It's hard.

03:14:56.129 --> 03:14:59.370
You know, he's still fairly young. He's Jack

03:14:59.370 --> 03:15:02.930
now. I know. He looks great. I mean, he wanted

03:15:02.930 --> 03:15:06.489
to do a boxing match with Diaz in Zufa Boxing.

03:15:06.590 --> 03:15:08.350
And they said, nah, keep him separate. UFC's

03:15:08.350 --> 03:15:11.170
not into any crossovers. I get that. I kind of

03:15:11.170 --> 03:15:13.930
get it, but isn't it fun? Isn't that a fun fight?

03:15:14.069 --> 03:15:17.739
Yeah. Do you like numbies? Is Zufa boxing, is

03:15:17.739 --> 03:15:20.819
that a Fertittas thing? Yeah. Well, not Fertittas.

03:15:20.819 --> 03:15:22.280
Well, it's Dana's thing. It's Dana's thing. Has

03:15:22.280 --> 03:15:24.639
nothing to do with Lorenzo or Frank at all? I

03:15:24.639 --> 03:15:25.879
don't believe so. I don't think so. No, it's

03:15:25.879 --> 03:15:28.979
a TKO thing. I don't believe they have any stake

03:15:28.979 --> 03:15:31.280
in the UFC anymore, right? No, Fertittas are

03:15:31.280 --> 03:15:33.639
out. No, but since it's called Zufa, I thought

03:15:33.639 --> 03:15:35.040
that was a Fertittas thing. They sold the name.

03:15:35.040 --> 03:15:36.700
They sold the name. With the business. I mean,

03:15:36.760 --> 03:15:40.340
Eve Luev won the decision. There you go, boys.

03:15:41.059 --> 03:15:43.600
Damn, we're three and a half hours in. Mm -hmm.

03:15:44.159 --> 03:15:46.459
Well, you got a bunch of fucking decisions, dude.

03:15:46.739 --> 03:15:55.040
MVP, Riley, this. I know. Tough. That was still

03:15:55.040 --> 03:15:56.600
an awesome fight, though. That was a great fight.

03:15:56.700 --> 03:15:59.280
Yeah. The MVP one was the real problem. But you

03:15:59.280 --> 03:16:02.159
nailed it. It's a matchmaking issue. You can't

03:16:02.159 --> 03:16:04.579
have a guy who knows the puzzle. Come on, man.

03:16:04.600 --> 03:16:07.739
Did you get a shit fight? Yeah. That was not

03:16:07.739 --> 03:16:11.020
good. Not good. Poor MVP. Yeah. Still love him.

03:16:11.059 --> 03:16:13.340
Oh, look at that uppercut. The Iblouev thing

03:16:13.340 --> 03:16:16.379
was very impressive. The fact that he was able

03:16:16.379 --> 03:16:18.219
to stand with him was very impressive to me.

03:16:18.340 --> 03:16:20.139
Look at that right hand. Aren't you excited to

03:16:20.139 --> 03:16:23.200
see him fight Volkanovski? Yes. Volkanovski is

03:16:23.200 --> 03:16:25.159
a tough puzzle to solve. How the fuck can he

03:16:25.159 --> 03:16:27.920
wrestle? So is that who he's going to get? Yes.

03:16:28.120 --> 03:16:30.059
They said whoever wins this gets Volkanovski?

03:16:30.059 --> 03:16:32.739
God, I hope so. It is. God, I hope so. Yeah,

03:16:32.739 --> 03:16:34.899
it is. I hope they don't fuck him again. Like

03:16:34.899 --> 03:16:37.579
Daniel Lopez just won. After this, though? After

03:16:37.579 --> 03:16:39.079
this? No, they can't. They can't. Number one

03:16:39.079 --> 03:16:40.899
versus number three? It has to be. It has to

03:16:40.899 --> 03:16:43.850
be. He's what, 20 in a row? Something's terrible

03:16:43.850 --> 03:16:46.389
in the world. No, it's for sure the title shot.

03:16:47.170 --> 03:16:49.229
And Volkanovski wants to fight the winner, too.

03:16:50.209 --> 03:16:53.610
White House lawn, let's go. Give the man a couple

03:16:53.610 --> 03:16:56.790
months off. We're only in March. It's in June.

03:16:56.969 --> 03:16:59.930
It's true. Come on, spice that card up, baby.

03:17:00.450 --> 03:17:01.870
I feel like they're going to do something for

03:17:01.870 --> 03:17:04.110
it, right? I think that's it. I think that's

03:17:04.110 --> 03:17:06.170
the card. I think they only want to have a certain

03:17:06.170 --> 03:17:07.489
amount of fights. They don't want to have one

03:17:07.489 --> 03:17:09.430
of them six -hour deals. I don't think they can

03:17:09.430 --> 03:17:11.549
either. Yeah, they probably have a small window

03:17:11.549 --> 03:17:13.930
of time to operate while the fucking jets are

03:17:13.930 --> 03:17:15.530
flying overhead and all the... Yeah, the White

03:17:15.530 --> 03:17:17.209
House is like, wait, how long are 15 fights?

03:17:17.329 --> 03:17:19.870
You get six. Get the fuck out of here. No one's

03:17:19.870 --> 03:17:23.709
trying to watch this for fucking six hours. Yeah.

03:17:25.309 --> 03:17:27.129
It's wild they're even doing it at the White

03:17:27.129 --> 03:17:31.950
House. It's kind of nuts. Yeah. But it shows...

03:17:33.320 --> 03:17:36.159
How much Trump is into the UFC? Because it would

03:17:36.159 --> 03:17:38.219
not happen if it wasn't for Trump. Trump is making

03:17:38.219 --> 03:17:39.840
it happen. It wouldn't happen if Dana and Trump

03:17:39.840 --> 03:17:41.940
weren't friends. If they should have asked Biden,

03:17:42.100 --> 03:17:44.979
he would have said yes. He wouldn't know what

03:17:44.979 --> 03:17:48.940
he was saying yes to. Oh, that's where he hurt

03:17:48.940 --> 03:17:53.780
his hip there. That sucks. Oh, was it that spinning

03:17:53.780 --> 03:17:56.739
elbow to the bottom? Yeah, he slipped. Probably

03:17:56.739 --> 03:17:59.700
the torque on that hip flexor. Okay, that makes

03:17:59.700 --> 03:18:02.819
sense. That's a bad one. Well, hopefully it's

03:18:02.819 --> 03:18:06.420
just a muscle pull and nothing crazy. Because,

03:18:06.479 --> 03:18:09.979
again, you tear something in your hip, that's

03:18:09.979 --> 03:18:12.219
a real hard one to come back from. Like when

03:18:12.219 --> 03:18:13.620
Dustin was saying he couldn't put any weight

03:18:13.620 --> 03:18:16.579
on his leg for eight weeks. That's two months

03:18:16.579 --> 03:18:18.719
of doing nothing. You have to walk around in

03:18:18.719 --> 03:18:20.559
crutches for two months. But Dustin, he's doing

03:18:20.559 --> 03:18:22.620
some commentating for the UFC, right? He's doing

03:18:22.620 --> 03:18:25.000
some analyst work? Desk stuff, yeah. He likes

03:18:25.000 --> 03:18:28.450
that. He's got a lot of businesses. He's a smart

03:18:28.450 --> 03:18:30.950
kid, yeah. He's got a lot of shit going on. Diamond

03:18:30.950 --> 03:18:33.010
Hot Sauce is great. But he still loves it, you

03:18:33.010 --> 03:18:34.870
know. That's what's tough when you have that

03:18:34.870 --> 03:18:36.909
dog in you and then you're selling hot sauce.

03:18:37.590 --> 03:18:41.309
It's his identity, you know, for so long. He

03:18:41.309 --> 03:18:42.989
was one of the best fighters in the UFC forever.

03:18:43.049 --> 03:18:46.190
Yeah, what do you do? I don't know. I fucking

03:18:46.190 --> 03:18:50.989
get it, man. Well, let's wrap this up. Let's

03:18:50.989 --> 03:18:54.309
wrap it up. Alrighty. Fun times. I just want

03:18:54.309 --> 03:18:58.430
to say before we wrap up, all that podcast that

03:18:58.430 --> 03:19:03.110
you did with Aaron Siri on vaccines. Crazy. So

03:19:03.110 --> 03:19:05.829
whatever you think about vaccines, watch that

03:19:05.829 --> 03:19:09.670
and then ask yourself, do you think it's the

03:19:09.670 --> 03:19:13.290
same exact formula with pet vaccines? Because

03:19:13.290 --> 03:19:17.040
it's like a... Vets getting kickbacks, doctors

03:19:17.040 --> 03:19:19.479
getting kickbacks. It's all the same thing. Do

03:19:19.479 --> 03:19:24.079
you know that they used to inject pets with vaccines

03:19:24.079 --> 03:19:25.840
in their neck and they stopped doing that in

03:19:25.840 --> 03:19:28.120
the scruff? Because they usually put any medicine

03:19:28.120 --> 03:19:30.120
stuff in the scruff. But they stopped doing it

03:19:30.120 --> 03:19:31.559
in the scruff and started doing it in the arms

03:19:31.559 --> 03:19:35.379
because there was a lot of vaccine -induced sarcomas,

03:19:35.379 --> 03:19:38.479
like tumors. And if you get a tumor in your neck,

03:19:38.600 --> 03:19:40.780
you're fucking dead. But if you get a tumor in

03:19:40.780 --> 03:19:44.399
your arm, they just chop the arm off. Oh, God,

03:19:44.620 --> 03:19:48.940
dude. That's why they shoot pet vaccines in the

03:19:48.940 --> 03:19:52.159
limbs. Because there might be a tumor that forms,

03:19:52.299 --> 03:19:54.360
and they could just chop off the leg. Think about

03:19:54.360 --> 03:19:58.079
that shit. Watch that Aaron Seary podcast on

03:19:58.079 --> 03:20:03.120
JRE, and it's the exact same racket in the pet

03:20:03.120 --> 03:20:05.500
world. Joe, who was the guy you had on? He was

03:20:05.500 --> 03:20:07.340
driving me fucking nuts. He was smart, and I

03:20:07.340 --> 03:20:09.819
liked him. He was talking about Epstein, but

03:20:09.819 --> 03:20:11.959
he kept kind of defending it. Oh, Michael Schellenberger.

03:20:12.399 --> 03:20:15.159
And I was like, buddy? He was like, well, you're

03:20:15.159 --> 03:20:16.940
just jumping to conclusions there. It's like,

03:20:17.079 --> 03:20:19.399
well, you are too, though, dude. Yeah, whether

03:20:19.399 --> 03:20:23.120
he killed himself or, like, was it a suicide?

03:20:23.340 --> 03:20:24.979
Did he kill himself? And then you were like,

03:20:25.040 --> 03:20:26.979
the cameras were down. He's like, cameras go

03:20:26.979 --> 03:20:29.260
down all the time. It was very weird. Well, now

03:20:29.260 --> 03:20:31.860
you're making an exception for that, dude. Yeah,

03:20:31.940 --> 03:20:33.639
it was very weird. Yeah, that was weird. That

03:20:33.639 --> 03:20:36.420
was driving me fucking bonkers. I was driving.

03:20:36.440 --> 03:20:38.319
I'm like, this dude's about to piss me off, man.

03:20:39.060 --> 03:20:40.819
Yeah, I don't know. I don't get that. I don't

03:20:40.819 --> 03:20:43.659
understand that. He's rational about most things,

03:20:43.700 --> 03:20:45.840
but that one was a weird one. He's like, the

03:20:45.840 --> 03:20:47.760
cameras go down all the time. It's like, okay.

03:20:47.819 --> 03:20:50.159
Sometimes people form an opinion and they stick

03:20:50.159 --> 03:20:52.780
with it. But he seemed like a smart dude. That's

03:20:52.780 --> 03:20:54.260
why I don't understand why guys do that. I mean,

03:20:54.280 --> 03:20:55.639
I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. Me too.

03:20:55.760 --> 03:20:57.420
I'm trying to be very charitable. And you were

03:20:57.420 --> 03:20:58.780
like, the guards fell asleep too. He's like,

03:20:58.819 --> 03:21:00.680
that happens all the time. I'm like, buddy, listen

03:21:00.680 --> 03:21:03.700
to yourself. The cameras go down. The guards

03:21:03.700 --> 03:21:06.559
fall asleep. They leave him by himself. The guy

03:21:06.559 --> 03:21:09.219
before him tried to kill him, and he was a cop

03:21:09.219 --> 03:21:13.000
killer. All this is just normal to you? I know.

03:21:13.340 --> 03:21:15.219
And he was like, yeah. Even though when I was

03:21:15.219 --> 03:21:17.280
saying that he said the cop tried to kill him,

03:21:17.319 --> 03:21:18.440
he was like, no, he tried to kill himself. I'm

03:21:18.440 --> 03:21:20.479
like, how the fuck do you know? How do you know?

03:21:20.579 --> 03:21:23.920
He said that his cellmate tried to kill him.

03:21:24.219 --> 03:21:26.780
His cellmate was a contract killer. His cellmate

03:21:26.780 --> 03:21:29.120
was a big, giant fucking jack dude who had killed

03:21:29.120 --> 03:21:32.750
four people, who was a drug -dealing cop. And

03:21:32.750 --> 03:21:37.129
then his rebuttal that he goes, yeah, but he's

03:21:37.129 --> 03:21:39.530
in max security. There's really bad guys in there.

03:21:39.610 --> 03:21:42.690
It's like, no, I know, dude. But they paired

03:21:42.690 --> 03:21:45.530
him up with Epstein. Not only that, it's who

03:21:45.530 --> 03:21:49.629
was representing that guy, Tartaglione. There's

03:21:49.629 --> 03:21:52.069
like some shadiness to who was representing him

03:21:52.069 --> 03:21:53.889
was also connected to the case. And didn't the

03:21:53.889 --> 03:21:57.569
guard get money? Yeah. There's really three.

03:21:57.590 --> 03:22:00.350
There's only three possibilities. Either he did

03:22:00.350 --> 03:22:04.360
commit suicide. He got murdered, or he faked

03:22:04.360 --> 03:22:06.159
his death. The faked his death is interesting

03:22:06.159 --> 03:22:08.879
because the prostate thing, like they said that

03:22:08.879 --> 03:22:11.879
he had a prostatectomy in the files. He was talking

03:22:11.879 --> 03:22:13.860
to a doctor, and he said, you had your prostate

03:22:13.860 --> 03:22:15.639
removed. He said, yes. He's like, well, you need

03:22:15.639 --> 03:22:18.620
to take erectile dysfunction drugs to get an

03:22:18.620 --> 03:22:21.100
erection because you don't have a prostate. He

03:22:21.100 --> 03:22:22.760
says, correct, I don't have a prostate. So he's

03:22:22.760 --> 03:22:25.360
saying this in the emails. And then in the autopsy,

03:22:25.360 --> 03:22:27.819
they said they had an unremarkable prostate.

03:22:28.350 --> 03:22:29.969
Which I said was the last thing I ever wanted

03:22:29.969 --> 03:22:31.750
anybody to say about my prostate. Yeah, I don't

03:22:31.750 --> 03:22:34.190
want that. Unremarkable. Like, it's like, that

03:22:34.190 --> 03:22:36.770
was a nice one. He's dead as fuck, but yeah,

03:22:36.809 --> 03:22:41.149
it was a sweet prostate. So they removed his

03:22:41.149 --> 03:22:44.329
prostate, but yet in the autopsy, it says he

03:22:44.329 --> 03:22:46.129
has a prostate. And it doesn't even say it's

03:22:46.129 --> 03:22:48.229
enlarged. Like, they had to remove it. And did

03:22:48.229 --> 03:22:50.590
Ghislaine Maxwell also, like, I don't think he

03:22:50.590 --> 03:22:53.700
killed himself. Bro, who fucking knows? I'm going

03:22:53.700 --> 03:22:55.659
to lean on he faked his death. Did you see that

03:22:55.659 --> 03:22:58.059
Joe Kent interview with Tucker? Where Joe Kent,

03:22:58.139 --> 03:23:00.360
the guy that just resigned, was saying that they

03:23:00.360 --> 03:23:02.659
told him to stop investigating the Charlie Kirk

03:23:02.659 --> 03:23:06.799
assassination? You told Tucker that? No, Joe

03:23:06.799 --> 03:23:09.079
Kent told him that. Told Tucker that. Told Tucker

03:23:09.079 --> 03:23:12.440
that they told him, Joe Kent, who was a high

03:23:12.440 --> 03:23:14.340
-level intelligence guy, to stop investigating

03:23:14.340 --> 03:23:18.440
the CIA. Stop investigating whether the... Stop

03:23:18.440 --> 03:23:20.600
looking into it? That's a Freudian slip right

03:23:20.600 --> 03:23:23.819
there. That he was... Whatever happened to him.

03:23:23.860 --> 03:23:25.899
Stop looking into the death. What the fuck? They've

03:23:25.899 --> 03:23:28.399
got it. They'll take care of it. Get out of here.

03:23:28.520 --> 03:23:30.899
That's some JFK shit. It's weird. The whole thing's

03:23:30.899 --> 03:23:32.879
weird. There's so much weird shit with the files.

03:23:33.059 --> 03:23:35.680
There's weird shit with everything. There's no

03:23:35.680 --> 03:23:37.700
way you know exactly what's going on. No one

03:23:37.700 --> 03:23:40.059
does. Nobody does. But I just don't like when

03:23:40.059 --> 03:23:42.379
people just go, ah, come on, dude. I know. It's

03:23:42.379 --> 03:23:45.340
like, am I? Because when I add all this up, you

03:23:45.340 --> 03:23:47.059
just keep throwing that out. These are big things.

03:23:47.239 --> 03:23:50.059
How does he not have extra guards 24 -7 watching

03:23:50.059 --> 03:23:52.940
over him? How do you let some just regular guard

03:23:52.940 --> 03:23:54.420
watch over the highest profile? Also, to your

03:23:54.420 --> 03:23:56.299
point, when he was saying he was suicidal, he

03:23:56.299 --> 03:23:57.860
tried to kill himself, it's like, okay, let's

03:23:57.860 --> 03:23:59.479
say that's true. I don't believe that, but let's

03:23:59.479 --> 03:24:01.659
say it's true. Wouldn't you make sure there's

03:24:01.659 --> 03:24:03.600
guards so he can't kill himself? Right. A high

03:24:03.600 --> 03:24:07.569
profile. But also, when he says... that, oh,

03:24:07.629 --> 03:24:09.290
he was trying to kill himself. Like, no, his

03:24:09.290 --> 03:24:12.229
guard tried to kill him. He's like, no, he tried

03:24:12.229 --> 03:24:14.469
to commit suicide. How the fuck do you know?

03:24:14.709 --> 03:24:16.409
I know. And he's like, maybe he just said that

03:24:16.409 --> 03:24:19.329
so he could be alone. Like, or maybe the guy

03:24:19.329 --> 03:24:21.450
actually, the killer, tried to kill him. And

03:24:21.450 --> 03:24:23.790
no one's saying anybody knows anything for sure,

03:24:23.850 --> 03:24:27.690
but to say, to strike down, like, anything's

03:24:27.690 --> 03:24:29.809
possible. Ridiculous. But also, it was Volkanovski.

03:24:30.459 --> 03:24:32.659
Oh, he's doing it. But the one thing that drove

03:24:32.659 --> 03:24:34.620
me nuts, too, is in that when the email, when

03:24:34.620 --> 03:24:35.860
he goes, yeah, I'm out that late. She goes, yeah,

03:24:35.879 --> 03:24:37.540
you know, there's this guy sending kids to an

03:24:37.540 --> 03:24:39.319
island to have sex with him. And he goes, it's

03:24:39.319 --> 03:24:41.819
me. He goes, he joked around all the time. It's

03:24:41.819 --> 03:24:44.059
like, buddy, what the fuck is going on here?

03:24:44.139 --> 03:24:45.520
That's not a joke. That's not something anybody

03:24:45.520 --> 03:24:48.020
jokes around about. I wanted to grab him. She

03:24:48.020 --> 03:24:51.159
almost fainted when I told her that person was

03:24:51.159 --> 03:24:52.719
me. And he goes, he was a jokester. He's a prankster.

03:24:53.059 --> 03:24:55.780
How do you know? How the fuck do you know? All

03:24:55.780 --> 03:24:57.989
right. Alright, my bad. Had to say that. Love

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