WEBVTT 00:00:03.669 --> 00:00:07.589 Welcome to this curated educational transcript of the Joe Rogan Experience. In this session, we provide a deep-dive examination of the critical perspectives and historical dialogues presented in Episode #2445. Our mission is to offer a high-fidelity, searchable research resource for students of cultural history, emerging technology, and global discourse. This transcript has been specifically optimized for academic reference, linguistic study, and archival preservation regarding Comedy Theory, Stand-up Evolution, and Modern Entertainment Industry Dynamics." The Joe Rogan experience train by day Joe Rogan 00:00:07.589 --> 00:00:14.230 podcast by night Hey, there's a red light there 00:00:14.230 --> 00:00:16.629 to really help your fucking eyes 100 % I'm doing 00:00:16.629 --> 00:00:19.070 it. Are we rolling? Yeah, my eyes are so fucked 00:00:19.070 --> 00:00:22.210 Yeah, I can't see Joe get one of them Gary Brekka 00:00:22.210 --> 00:00:24.429 beds for your house Well, there's a bunch of 00:00:24.429 --> 00:00:25.870 companies that sell them, but you want like a 00:00:25.870 --> 00:00:28.050 really powerful red light bed I did it this morning 00:00:28.050 --> 00:00:30.719 dude. I just changed my vision Can't when I'm 00:00:30.719 --> 00:00:35.119 in the shower, I can't read shampoo bath gel. 00:00:35.399 --> 00:00:37.259 Whoa, like I'm like, dude Why do they need to 00:00:37.259 --> 00:00:39.060 be small? Can't you just make it big as fuck 00:00:39.060 --> 00:00:41.079 so everyone can see it? They're not that small 00:00:41.079 --> 00:00:43.119 either. I can't see them and then I'm getting 00:00:43.119 --> 00:00:45.979 out naked putting on readers to see what I'm 00:00:45.979 --> 00:00:47.439 fucking I've watched my hair with conditioner 00:00:47.439 --> 00:00:53.240 so many times Yeah, mine was getting bad mine 00:00:53.240 --> 00:00:55.520 was getting where I needed these fucking things, 00:00:55.560 --> 00:00:58.020 which I haven't picked up in months I heard you 00:00:58.020 --> 00:01:01.240 say that I was like I did went to waste well 00:01:01.240 --> 00:01:03.299 the other day and I did them red light bed every 00:01:03.299 --> 00:01:05.599 day, every day, until I Googled how much it costs. 00:01:05.659 --> 00:01:07.459 That thing's fucking expensive. It's expensive, 00:01:07.700 --> 00:01:09.420 the real one. But Whitney got one that's not 00:01:09.420 --> 00:01:11.799 that expensive, and it's fixed her eyes. She 00:01:11.799 --> 00:01:13.900 got one that she sits in front of every day for 00:01:13.900 --> 00:01:16.260 like 20 minutes or something like that. I love 00:01:16.260 --> 00:01:18.439 that. Oh, dude, it's amazing. But the big ones, 00:01:18.480 --> 00:01:21.019 the beds, they help your whole body recover. 00:01:23.400 --> 00:01:26.579 Let's put that into perplexity and say, what 00:01:26.579 --> 00:01:29.560 is the benefits of powerful red light therapy? 00:01:31.560 --> 00:01:35.079 I fucking I use AI so much now I was in the beginning 00:01:35.079 --> 00:01:38.079 I was resisting it so much then perplexity came 00:01:38.079 --> 00:01:41.200 on as a sponsor and now instead of searching 00:01:41.200 --> 00:01:44.939 things online I just ask the phone. I just pull 00:01:44.939 --> 00:01:47.980 up the app and ask it a question. I don't have 00:01:47.980 --> 00:01:50.319 to type anything. And then it gives me an answer. 00:01:50.500 --> 00:01:52.379 And then I could say, well, what's the benefits 00:01:52.379 --> 00:01:54.659 of it? And then it'll list out the benefits. 00:01:54.879 --> 00:01:56.420 And then I'll say, what are the cons? And it'll 00:01:56.420 --> 00:01:59.620 list out the cons. Like, is there any people 00:01:59.620 --> 00:02:01.739 that disagree with this? Perplexity? Yeah. So 00:02:01.739 --> 00:02:05.579 I got one. My questions are always like, they're 00:02:05.579 --> 00:02:19.780 always more like, about me. No, I don't look 00:02:19.780 --> 00:02:22.800 myself up it's about like your health no my health 00:02:22.800 --> 00:02:25.960 or my experience in life So like I was like I 00:02:25.960 --> 00:02:27.680 was the other day. I was in bed. I was like alright. 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:32.819 I think my generation Had the greatest run like 00:02:32.819 --> 00:02:36.080 out of all the generations around my generation 00:02:36.080 --> 00:02:39.120 Gen X had the greatest run. We got great childhoods, 00:02:39.120 --> 00:02:41.460 right? We got to experience cell phones. We got 00:02:41.460 --> 00:02:45.270 to be impressed by the cell phone. We had 9 -11, 00:02:45.330 --> 00:02:46.569 which wasn't great, but it was a time when the 00:02:46.569 --> 00:02:48.729 country healed, right? Everyone wants a big tragedy, 00:02:48.830 --> 00:02:51.189 like the JFK shooting. You want that moment where 00:02:51.189 --> 00:02:53.169 you walk by a bar and they're like, what are 00:02:53.169 --> 00:02:55.169 you doing? Like, you haven't heard? We got one 00:02:55.169 --> 00:02:57.710 of those. We had the pandemic, which is insane. 00:02:58.289 --> 00:03:01.129 We had our music probably better. We had rock. 00:03:01.650 --> 00:03:04.889 We had, I mean, just the internet took off. So 00:03:04.889 --> 00:03:07.210 we got to experience that. I think my generation, 00:03:07.550 --> 00:03:10.469 Gen X is yours too, right? Yeah, I'm Gen X. So 00:03:10.469 --> 00:03:12.849 I asked that to chat GBT in it, and I was wrong. 00:03:13.259 --> 00:03:16.039 What do you mean the greatest generation is actually 00:03:16.039 --> 00:03:18.900 labeled the greatest generation? It's my grandmother 00:03:18.900 --> 00:03:21.979 your grandmother. They experienced horse and 00:03:21.979 --> 00:03:26.849 buggy They then went They saw cars they saw television 00:03:26.849 --> 00:03:28.650 all within the time they had horse and buggy. 00:03:28.750 --> 00:03:31.870 They saw people land on the moon I mean all that 00:03:31.870 --> 00:03:36.669 shit telephones Who got fucked with the baby 00:03:36.669 --> 00:03:38.990 boomers they were just old enough to not understand 00:03:38.990 --> 00:03:41.550 cell phones like they got fucked millennials 00:03:41.550 --> 00:03:44.789 got fucked millennials got real fucked Yeah, 00:03:44.789 --> 00:03:46.770 I don't know about the greatest generation. I 00:03:46.770 --> 00:03:49.590 think I think you're correct I think the passage 00:03:49.590 --> 00:03:51.509 of the internet like the internet going through 00:03:51.509 --> 00:03:54.689 our lives and cell phones like I experienced 00:03:54.689 --> 00:03:58.250 VHS tapes first then I experienced answering 00:03:58.250 --> 00:04:02.389 machines. That was a big one Caller ID, you know 00:04:02.389 --> 00:04:04.789 who's calling you. You can just duck people. 00:04:04.789 --> 00:04:07.150 That was crazy I remember when caller ID showed 00:04:07.150 --> 00:04:09.830 up never remember star 69 showed up where you 00:04:09.830 --> 00:04:13.409 can block your caller ID Star 69 was good because 00:04:13.409 --> 00:04:15.530 you could call people back that were pranking 00:04:15.530 --> 00:04:18.569 you. Yeah, like hey motherfuckers like what what's 00:04:18.569 --> 00:04:21.009 going on? We got prank calls. My dad my Jen and 00:04:21.009 --> 00:04:23.110 my kids didn't ever got prank calls like they 00:04:23.110 --> 00:04:25.689 never understood what a prank call was the jerky 00:04:25.689 --> 00:04:29.870 boys Jerky boys were fucking amazing Dude. Those 00:04:29.870 --> 00:04:33.470 guys were so funny. Those recordings were so 00:04:33.470 --> 00:04:36.230 funny. You know who did a great fucking prank 00:04:36.230 --> 00:04:39.970 call recording? Who? Greg Fitzsimmons. Really? 00:04:40.149 --> 00:04:43.329 Oh my god. It's hilarious He did this one we 00:04:43.329 --> 00:04:46.269 called a rental car place and he said that it's 00:04:46.269 --> 00:04:49.089 the car was on fire Because they they went to 00:04:49.089 --> 00:04:51.350 the gas station and they filled up pots and pans 00:04:51.350 --> 00:04:54.189 with gas and they put it in the backseat and 00:04:54.189 --> 00:04:57.170 Fucking Bobby smoking and now the cars on fire 00:04:57.170 --> 00:04:59.149 like you gotta hear this guy freaking out. What 00:04:59.149 --> 00:05:02.709 do you mean the cars on fire? It's You can't 00:05:02.709 --> 00:05:05.480 do that anymore, dude Greg you know when people 00:05:05.480 --> 00:05:07.180 go like what kind of music you listen to and 00:05:07.180 --> 00:05:09.100 you talk to a real Musician like you talk to 00:05:09.100 --> 00:05:11.220 the black keys, right? And then you go like what 00:05:11.220 --> 00:05:12.420 do you guys listen to they're like have you heard 00:05:12.420 --> 00:05:16.860 of the velvet thud or something? Yeah, and they're 00:05:16.860 --> 00:05:18.540 like, that's what you need to listen to when 00:05:18.540 --> 00:05:21.860 people say I listen to Sunday papers That's fit 00:05:21.860 --> 00:05:24.500 Simmons and Gibbons podcast. I go you're real 00:05:24.500 --> 00:05:26.779 comedy fans Those are the two funniest human 00:05:26.779 --> 00:05:31.579 beings alive ever Greg Fitzsimmons When I got 00:05:31.579 --> 00:05:32.860 ready for lucky I brought him on the road with 00:05:32.860 --> 00:05:35.259 me I was like dude I trust you just tell me where 00:05:35.259 --> 00:05:37.399 I'm sloppy. Tell me where I'm lazy Tell me where 00:05:37.399 --> 00:05:39.639 I'm leaving jokes and that first night. He was 00:05:39.639 --> 00:05:43.139 like you got a minute And he went through my 00:05:43.139 --> 00:05:45.259 whole hour. He's like you I think you're leaving 00:05:45.259 --> 00:05:47.740 this on the tip dude Those motherfuckers are 00:05:47.740 --> 00:05:50.199 the funniest dudes alive. Yeah, Greg's awesome. 00:05:50.220 --> 00:05:52.600 We started out together We started like one week 00:05:52.600 --> 00:05:55.459 apart from each other for real. Yeah, literally 00:05:55.459 --> 00:05:59.129 we went on the road God in the early days Greg 00:05:59.129 --> 00:06:01.870 and I traveled everywhere. We did open mic. We 00:06:01.870 --> 00:06:03.949 would drive to Rhode Island do open mics together 00:06:03.949 --> 00:06:07.250 He was a great example of the first dude I ever 00:06:07.250 --> 00:06:09.949 saw talking about his family on stage and it 00:06:09.949 --> 00:06:13.649 wasn't nerdy, right? Him and his son ran a train 00:06:13.649 --> 00:06:16.610 on his wife. What is a great joke? He was like 00:06:16.610 --> 00:06:19.829 I have my first threesome It was with my son. 00:06:19.829 --> 00:06:21.430 So it's a little awkward. I'm fucking great joke 00:06:21.430 --> 00:06:23.750 up He goes my son was breastfeeding. I was getting 00:06:23.750 --> 00:06:27.420 her from behind We had to high five in the middle 00:06:27.420 --> 00:06:30.399 But I remember hearing that as a remember when 00:06:30.399 --> 00:06:32.480 remember being a dad as a comic was like off 00:06:32.480 --> 00:06:34.879 limits, right? Right, and I saw that I just had 00:06:34.879 --> 00:06:37.720 Georgia the second person I saw the first person's 00:06:37.720 --> 00:06:40.800 Greg the second person I saw I mean, I'm talking 00:06:40.800 --> 00:06:45.000 just had Georgia was Louis fucking CK I went 00:06:45.000 --> 00:06:47.259 and worked the road with him and he was doing 00:06:47.259 --> 00:06:49.300 all the material for that first special that 00:06:49.300 --> 00:06:51.519 popped for him and he was talking about his kids 00:06:51.519 --> 00:06:55.459 and he was just like My daughter's a cunt And 00:06:55.459 --> 00:06:56.500 he goes, I know you're not supposed to say that, 00:06:56.579 --> 00:06:57.699 but what else do you say to someone who won't 00:06:57.699 --> 00:06:59.819 put their shoes on? They're a cunt. We're trying 00:06:59.819 --> 00:07:00.920 to leave the house and they won't put their shoes 00:07:00.920 --> 00:07:02.759 on. Imagine if you wouldn't leave. And it was 00:07:02.759 --> 00:07:04.680 just like, and it was like, I'm sitting there, 00:07:04.680 --> 00:07:07.060 you know, lost in like what I thought was standup 00:07:07.060 --> 00:07:10.019 was like some imitation of Dane, you know? And 00:07:10.019 --> 00:07:11.759 I'm watching Louie going like, this is something 00:07:11.759 --> 00:07:16.079 totally different. Yeah. Those guys, best prank 00:07:16.079 --> 00:07:19.620 call I've ever heard. Sidebar, Brandon Walsh. 00:07:20.649 --> 00:07:22.889 Brandon was a funny motherfucker Brandon was 00:07:22.889 --> 00:07:26.170 he up to I don't know. I think he does like like 00:07:26.170 --> 00:07:29.870 like he's always been like more More art comedy, 00:07:29.889 --> 00:07:32.389 you know, like more like performance. He does 00:07:32.389 --> 00:07:34.810 these podcasts where he puts a neck brace on 00:07:34.810 --> 00:07:38.290 Yeah a wig and giant glasses and he plays a character. 00:07:38.370 --> 00:07:40.870 He's a funny dude, man Do you remember what Austin 00:07:40.870 --> 00:07:43.730 guy he was an Austin guy? Yeah, he was he was 00:07:43.730 --> 00:07:45.670 I remember he would you remember he was on your 00:07:45.670 --> 00:07:47.389 podcast I remember him telling the story and 00:07:47.389 --> 00:07:49.829 I think about this all the time a circuit city 00:07:49.829 --> 00:07:53.449 had closed by his house and So and he lives in 00:07:53.449 --> 00:07:55.410 Silver Lake. Oh, that's right. He made a prank. 00:07:55.470 --> 00:07:57.430 We told everybody was turning to a Whole Foods 00:07:58.269 --> 00:08:01.769 And he got everybody so excited. Oh Whole Foods 00:08:01.769 --> 00:08:03.709 is giving you silver league. He just did it for 00:08:03.709 --> 00:08:06.769 himself He could be at the coffee shop and hear 00:08:06.769 --> 00:08:12.629 people talking about Whole Foods He did a prank 00:08:12.629 --> 00:08:15.029 call I think Stan Hope sent it to me he's like 00:08:15.029 --> 00:08:17.610 this is the best prank call ever and it's Brendan 00:08:18.819 --> 00:08:21.220 Calling a set like a phone sex and you know, 00:08:21.240 --> 00:08:23.079 they always try to keep you on the line, right? 00:08:23.139 --> 00:08:24.600 So he's like, hey, what are you wearing? She's 00:08:24.600 --> 00:08:26.100 like nothing. What are you wearing? He's like 00:08:26.100 --> 00:08:28.920 nothing and then you hear like a dog barking 00:08:28.920 --> 00:08:31.199 in the back and she goes like is that your dog? 00:08:31.240 --> 00:08:33.539 He's like, yeah Ignore him. Ignore him. And then 00:08:33.539 --> 00:08:35.259 the dog barks a little longer and he's like those 00:08:35.259 --> 00:08:36.940 would tell me what you're touching yourself And 00:08:36.940 --> 00:08:39.419 then you hear a baby crying in the back And he's 00:08:39.419 --> 00:08:41.360 like, is that your baby? And he's like, no, it's 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:43.019 fine. It's fine. It's a different room. It's 00:08:43.019 --> 00:08:45.539 really fine. And then you hear a woman come in 00:08:45.539 --> 00:08:47.639 and go, are you on the fucking phone sex again? 00:08:47.720 --> 00:08:49.220 And he's like, hey, leave me alone. And she's 00:08:49.220 --> 00:08:50.700 like, do you want to do this later? And he's 00:08:50.700 --> 00:08:52.279 like, don't worry about it. And then you hear 00:08:52.279 --> 00:08:56.120 a marching band come in playing aloo aloo. And 00:08:56.120 --> 00:08:58.620 he's just trying to hold her on the line. Dude, 00:08:58.960 --> 00:09:03.049 I was crying. That is like, like, you know, Not 00:09:03.049 --> 00:09:05.590 to like get too meta about it, but comedy has 00:09:05.590 --> 00:09:07.929 become so and I'm a part of this I'm so self 00:09:07.929 --> 00:09:10.149 -promotional and put it on like I'm gonna take 00:09:10.149 --> 00:09:12.250 its new show when you see someone like Brendan 00:09:12.250 --> 00:09:14.870 or like or like Greg and Mike who just do it 00:09:14.870 --> 00:09:17.529 for the pure Just to make themselves giggle. 00:09:18.090 --> 00:09:21.809 Yeah, it's so beautiful. Yes is like that. Yeah 00:09:21.809 --> 00:09:24.730 Gillis is Gillis. I always think he's just a 00:09:24.730 --> 00:09:28.909 like a Like a my favorite Shane Gillis story 00:09:28.909 --> 00:09:34.730 that I will for the until I die We're doing fully 00:09:34.730 --> 00:09:37.149 loaded the first year. And Shane's on everyone, 00:09:37.269 --> 00:09:40.049 Mark's on everyone, Nicky's on everyone. It's 00:09:40.049 --> 00:09:41.830 the best year we probably did it, no offense. 00:09:43.690 --> 00:09:45.690 And Shane sees my daughter, Georgia, who's being 00:09:45.690 --> 00:09:48.730 a PA with her friend, Daisy. And it's the very 00:09:48.730 --> 00:09:50.429 last night, and Shane walks up, and he's like, 00:09:50.929 --> 00:09:53.049 you guys sneaking beers? And they're like, no. 00:09:53.129 --> 00:09:54.870 He goes, oh, come on. I'm not going to rat you 00:09:54.870 --> 00:09:56.710 out. I'm like, no, we're not. And he's like, 00:09:56.769 --> 00:09:59.129 come on. You're 18 years old. You're on tour. 00:09:59.129 --> 00:10:01.269 It's our last night. You guys are sneaking beers." 00:10:01.269 --> 00:10:02.110 And they're like, we're not sneaking beers. He 00:10:02.110 --> 00:10:04.710 goes, I can smell the beer on you. And they're 00:10:04.710 --> 00:10:07.809 like, we've been sneaking beers. And he goes, 00:10:07.950 --> 00:10:09.470 OK. And he just sits down right next to me. He 00:10:09.470 --> 00:10:13.330 goes, George is sneaking beers. Did you know 00:10:13.330 --> 00:10:15.570 she was sneaking beers? No, I had no idea. Shane 00:10:15.570 --> 00:10:17.529 just fucking ratted her out. She's your daughter. 00:10:17.750 --> 00:10:20.169 Yeah. You're getting hammered every night. You're 00:10:20.169 --> 00:10:24.269 not going to notice. Like, Dad's drunk. You won't 00:10:24.269 --> 00:10:27.289 even know if we're drunk. She would yeah, she 00:10:27.289 --> 00:10:30.269 it's funny because I go to like her college and 00:10:30.269 --> 00:10:34.210 other dads, you know party and like she's like 00:10:34.210 --> 00:10:37.950 she doesn't she's always like Kind of low -key 00:10:37.950 --> 00:10:39.970 about it and like the dads like bite beer cans 00:10:39.970 --> 00:10:42.789 and kill them and shotgun beers. I know that's 00:10:42.789 --> 00:10:47.690 what dads do Really? Yeah, what's dad's? You're 00:10:47.690 --> 00:10:50.850 in a different school zone the that's the dads 00:10:50.850 --> 00:10:53.549 do and and I'm always like, you know This is 00:10:53.549 --> 00:10:55.409 what I do for a living. Like I could fucking 00:10:55.409 --> 00:10:58.870 murder these guys. She's like, ugh, dad. I mean, 00:10:58.909 --> 00:11:00.990 can you like him crushing a beer and shotgunning 00:11:00.990 --> 00:11:03.970 it? Fucking, like a microdose. What are we talking 00:11:03.970 --> 00:11:12.009 about? What were you telling about, Jamie? Sorry, 00:11:12.350 --> 00:11:14.129 right before we get started, you were telling 00:11:14.129 --> 00:11:18.210 me about something. The REM sleep or lucid dreaming 00:11:18.210 --> 00:11:20.330 sleep communication. I gotta figure out where 00:11:20.330 --> 00:11:25.909 I put it. So I got to tell you before we find 00:11:25.909 --> 00:11:28.490 that so Eddie Bravo calls me the other day And 00:11:28.490 --> 00:11:30.990 he goes to Bert Kreischer lose everything and 00:11:30.990 --> 00:11:33.830 then get it back. I go what and he goes Yeah, 00:11:34.009 --> 00:11:36.909 it was so confusing. He was on Shannon Sharp 00:11:36.909 --> 00:11:40.450 show and Shannon says to Bert What was it like 00:11:40.450 --> 00:11:42.570 you lost everything and then you had to build 00:11:42.570 --> 00:11:45.190 it back and he go to seem like it wasn't true 00:11:45.190 --> 00:11:48.389 I go it's not true and I go did Bert go along 00:11:48.389 --> 00:11:53.759 with it. He goes. Yeah, I go what? And I couldn't 00:11:53.759 --> 00:11:55.519 wait to talk to you about it, because I could 00:11:55.519 --> 00:11:59.039 totally picture someone saying to you some story 00:11:59.039 --> 00:12:01.740 that totally never happened, and you not wanting 00:12:01.740 --> 00:12:04.460 to be confrontational, so you just go along with 00:12:04.460 --> 00:12:07.600 it. Is that what happened? A hundred percent. 00:12:07.600 --> 00:12:09.879 A hundred percent. The fucking whole show. How 00:12:09.879 --> 00:12:13.019 did you not say that never happened? He just 00:12:13.019 --> 00:12:15.100 caught me off guard. He caught you off guard. 00:12:15.100 --> 00:12:17.679 I was like... Did at any point in time you say, 00:12:17.679 --> 00:12:20.220 I should probably say this never happened. No. 00:12:20.460 --> 00:12:21.919 I was like, he was like, you lost everything 00:12:21.919 --> 00:12:26.159 in my head. I was like, I did? He was like, but 00:12:26.159 --> 00:12:28.399 you made it all back. And I go, I did? Where 00:12:28.399 --> 00:12:30.879 is this coming from? I have no idea. He said 00:12:30.879 --> 00:12:34.500 it. And I just was like, uh -huh, uh -huh. What? 00:12:35.259 --> 00:12:37.179 I don't even know what I said after he's like, 00:12:37.179 --> 00:12:40.019 how did you do it? I was like, I don't know Shannon 00:12:40.019 --> 00:12:42.779 I just focused and really so like I have no fucking 00:12:42.779 --> 00:12:45.159 clue I should not be allowed to talk on microphones. 00:12:45.659 --> 00:12:48.779 I Literally was like, I don't know what I said 00:12:48.779 --> 00:12:51.399 even after it to be honest with you But I was 00:12:51.399 --> 00:12:55.279 like, I guess he has it in his notes So I was 00:12:55.279 --> 00:12:58.039 like, yeah, so someone Must have googled the 00:12:58.039 --> 00:13:00.440 Burke Chrysler probably some reddit thread Burke 00:13:00.440 --> 00:13:02.840 Chrysler lost everything I guess and like, you 00:13:02.840 --> 00:13:06.580 know the stories about you online Are more prevalent 00:13:06.580 --> 00:13:09.519 than the true ones. So you just go I guess that's 00:13:09.519 --> 00:13:12.919 what he heard You just went with it. I don't 00:13:12.919 --> 00:13:16.320 know. I don't so weird to do I was I had no I 00:13:16.320 --> 00:13:19.080 was like in my head I was like Trying to think 00:13:19.080 --> 00:13:20.840 maybe he was talking about like, you know, I 00:13:20.840 --> 00:13:22.620 had development deals when I got into the business 00:13:22.830 --> 00:13:25.149 You didn't lose them. They give you money. No, 00:13:25.210 --> 00:13:27.070 no, no, just never became a show But then no, 00:13:27.169 --> 00:13:28.809 but I'm saying like maybe I was in my head I 00:13:28.809 --> 00:13:30.470 was like maybe he's thinking that like, you know 00:13:30.470 --> 00:13:32.230 I had a lot of development deals early and then 00:13:32.230 --> 00:13:34.570 I didn't for a few years and I worked the road 00:13:34.570 --> 00:13:36.490 and Maybe that's what he was saying and then 00:13:36.490 --> 00:13:39.190 I made I'm back I don't know I was like but even 00:13:39.190 --> 00:13:40.649 when you worked the road you worked the road 00:13:40.649 --> 00:13:42.149 then you had the Travel Channel show There was 00:13:42.149 --> 00:13:44.750 no period where it made sense by the way That 00:13:44.750 --> 00:13:46.970 is the least of my fish to fry on that fucking 00:13:46.970 --> 00:13:50.809 show. I got in so much trouble that that show 00:13:51.329 --> 00:13:54.210 Every clip you do goes viral. Every... I just 00:13:54.210 --> 00:13:58.409 am like... When I got done that, I haven't felt 00:13:58.409 --> 00:14:00.710 this in a long time. I was like, wow. I was like, 00:14:00.850 --> 00:14:02.129 I think I'm gonna get a lot of texts when this 00:14:02.129 --> 00:14:05.070 airs. Well, it seems like he wants that, right? 00:14:05.230 --> 00:14:06.889 He's got a lot of people on the show that talk 00:14:06.889 --> 00:14:10.139 a lot of shit. A lot of people like cat williams 00:14:10.139 --> 00:14:13.580 famously was that that episode was fucking amazing 00:14:13.580 --> 00:14:16.259 We talked about that went in on everybody including 00:14:16.259 --> 00:14:18.539 me. That's why I got him on the podcast He said 00:14:18.539 --> 00:14:20.860 Joe Rogan won't have me on has the same funny 00:14:20.860 --> 00:14:24.519 thing about the fuckers unfunny. Yeah, same seven 00:14:24.519 --> 00:14:27.580 unfunny motherfuckers I was like dude. I love 00:14:27.580 --> 00:14:29.000 cat williams. What are you talking about? He's 00:14:29.000 --> 00:14:31.340 the best I'm back. You never met him. Yeah, I'd 00:14:31.340 --> 00:14:33.500 never met him before It's like it wasn't that 00:14:33.500 --> 00:14:35.360 I wouldn't have him on it's like I didn't even 00:14:35.360 --> 00:14:37.259 know he wanted to come on I would have had him 00:14:37.259 --> 00:14:40.490 on That interview was with him was epic amazing 00:14:40.490 --> 00:14:43.429 and accurate the thing about his shit talking 00:14:43.429 --> 00:14:47.990 is it's not It's he's not lying. No. No, it's 00:14:47.990 --> 00:14:51.710 it's you know, it's When I got out I was like, 00:14:51.950 --> 00:14:54.629 it's I Don't I don't mean this with disrespect 00:14:54.629 --> 00:14:56.350 but it's less Shannon I think more as producers 00:14:56.350 --> 00:14:58.889 because he's got cards. So I think the producers 00:14:58.889 --> 00:15:02.340 are like What what clips gonna pop I think they 00:15:02.340 --> 00:15:04.899 go online right they try to find controversial 00:15:04.899 --> 00:15:07.440 subjects Like he brought up. I told you he brought 00:15:07.440 --> 00:15:09.899 up one. He's like Bert you think Kevin Hart's 00:15:09.899 --> 00:15:13.220 just lucky and I was like I said that fucking 00:15:13.220 --> 00:15:15.960 12 years ago, and it was just it was all it was 00:15:15.960 --> 00:15:19.220 and I know I'm even but it was this is what it 00:15:19.220 --> 00:15:23.480 was Joe is like at a time when I None of us were 00:15:23.480 --> 00:15:25.460 making money not you but like the younger companies 00:15:25.460 --> 00:15:27.519 make money and you're online you watch Kevin 00:15:27.519 --> 00:15:30.059 And you know Kevin knows I love him But Kevin's 00:15:30.059 --> 00:15:31.139 like, I'm the hardest -working motherfucker. 00:15:31.500 --> 00:15:32.980 I'm the hardest -working. And in my head, I was 00:15:32.980 --> 00:15:35.580 like, we're all working hard. But a lot of people 00:15:35.580 --> 00:15:39.440 were just waiting for a moment to get in front 00:15:39.440 --> 00:15:43.299 of people. And then I had an agent, very casually, 00:15:43.399 --> 00:15:46.100 not mine, but at a thing, goes, you know, Kevin 00:15:46.100 --> 00:15:47.860 should mention how lucky he got. I said, what 00:15:47.860 --> 00:15:50.179 do you mean? He's like, you know about fool's 00:15:50.179 --> 00:15:52.360 gold, right? I was like, no. He's like, well, 00:15:52.360 --> 00:15:55.100 that's the beef between Kevin and Kat, is Kat 00:15:55.100 --> 00:15:57.779 packed a gun in his luggage to go shoot fool's 00:15:57.779 --> 00:16:01.149 gold. Detained and they were in production and 00:16:01.149 --> 00:16:03.830 they're like we need we need someone small and 00:16:03.830 --> 00:16:05.429 black to fit these clothes We already got clothes 00:16:05.429 --> 00:16:09.070 for him. Yeah, and he's like get Kevin Hart and 00:16:09.070 --> 00:16:11.990 That was the story I wanted Kevin to tell because 00:16:11.990 --> 00:16:14.490 that as a comic you can kind of put your head 00:16:14.490 --> 00:16:17.190 around that and I've And by the way, I did not 00:16:17.190 --> 00:16:19.450 do a good job of explaining it on Shannon show 00:16:19.450 --> 00:16:22.309 because it's like, you know I'm a fucking talk 00:16:22.309 --> 00:16:26.149 out of my ass But like every comic has had these 00:16:26.149 --> 00:16:28.490 like moments that skyrocket them, right? These 00:16:28.490 --> 00:16:30.970 moments that pop and and I went through it and 00:16:30.970 --> 00:16:33.269 I think you'll understand it now But for me, 00:16:33.450 --> 00:16:35.750 it was the machine story going viral for for 00:16:35.750 --> 00:16:38.370 bill burr It's the philly ramp with bill that 00:16:38.370 --> 00:16:40.269 philly rant just put him in the next level jim 00:16:40.269 --> 00:16:43.230 jeffries He gets punched in the head at the comedy 00:16:43.230 --> 00:16:45.830 seller or comedy store in london His manager 00:16:45.830 --> 00:16:47.490 happens to be a guy that knows the internet brett 00:16:47.490 --> 00:16:51.169 vincent posted on myspace goes viral every comic 00:16:51.169 --> 00:16:54.409 that pops always has that Tom, as I was telling 00:16:54.409 --> 00:16:56.750 this to Tom, he goes, yeah, it was me, Netflix. 00:16:57.309 --> 00:16:59.230 He was like, Tom got on Netflix. I mean, I didn't 00:16:59.230 --> 00:17:02.269 even realize this. Tom said it to me. He got 00:17:02.269 --> 00:17:04.150 on Netflix when there were two comics on Netflix. 00:17:05.490 --> 00:17:08.390 Bill Burr and Tom Segura. Bill puts his special 00:17:08.390 --> 00:17:10.289 out there, like, did you like Bill Burr? You 00:17:10.289 --> 00:17:12.890 might like Tom Segura. And Tom's like, if Comedy 00:17:12.890 --> 00:17:14.769 Central had bought my hour, I would have been 00:17:14.769 --> 00:17:16.950 fucked. But instead, I sold it to this small 00:17:16.950 --> 00:17:19.390 streamer, Netflix, and the only other one they 00:17:19.390 --> 00:17:22.630 had was Bill Burr. And so... As comics, I think 00:17:22.630 --> 00:17:24.329 sometimes, and you know how much I believe in 00:17:24.329 --> 00:17:28.569 luck, it's easier to hear about someone's luck 00:17:28.569 --> 00:17:31.309 where you go, oh, that is crazy, that happenstance. 00:17:31.410 --> 00:17:34.250 I mean, we've said it about you, and I know you 00:17:34.250 --> 00:17:36.470 probably disagree maybe to a certain dissent, 00:17:37.609 --> 00:17:40.609 but I think the greatest thing that ever happened 00:17:40.609 --> 00:17:44.089 to you was that getting kicked out of the comedy 00:17:44.089 --> 00:17:46.680 store. That period of time where you had to reevaluate 00:17:46.680 --> 00:17:49.339 your evaluate yourself and you created this what 00:17:49.339 --> 00:17:51.720 you have and you read I mean You would speak 00:17:51.720 --> 00:17:53.720 to it better than I could but I think as comics 00:17:53.720 --> 00:17:57.259 we look at you Reinventing yourself and reimagining 00:17:57.259 --> 00:18:00.319 yourself and making it your own fucking entity 00:18:00.319 --> 00:18:03.680 and creating this podcast, which is changed all 00:18:03.680 --> 00:18:06.319 of our lives That moment and it must have been 00:18:06.319 --> 00:18:08.480 tough to lose your agent get kicked out of the 00:18:08.480 --> 00:18:11.809 comedy store and have to figure things out That 00:18:11.809 --> 00:18:13.849 we all got everyone got behind you. 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That there's 00:19:55.240 --> 00:19:58.240 a guy around that steals so much that they have 00:19:58.240 --> 00:20:00.960 to flash a light whenever a comic's on stage? 00:20:01.220 --> 00:20:02.900 And then comics would just start doing crowd 00:20:02.900 --> 00:20:08.150 work. Yeah, it was insane. It was crazy So all 00:20:08.150 --> 00:20:11.430 the comics knew that what I was saying was the 00:20:11.430 --> 00:20:14.789 truth and it was proved By like the consequences 00:20:14.789 --> 00:20:16.710 of someone who was already successful, right? 00:20:16.829 --> 00:20:18.970 So I was already on fear factor at the time I 00:20:18.970 --> 00:20:22.069 was already a known person and I lost my agent 00:20:22.069 --> 00:20:24.490 and I got kicked out of the store like video 00:20:24.490 --> 00:20:29.470 that video was akin to The Philly Rant, Jim Jefferies 00:20:29.470 --> 00:20:31.589 getting pumped. Is that viral moment for you? 00:20:31.950 --> 00:20:34.309 It was also how well Red Band put it together, 00:20:34.569 --> 00:20:36.930 too. Because he's such a good editor. He's so 00:20:36.930 --> 00:20:39.670 brilliant. It was music. He went back in time. 00:20:40.950 --> 00:20:43.849 He spent a lot of time working on that. It was 00:20:43.849 --> 00:20:47.069 a work of art. But it was the first time that 00:20:47.069 --> 00:20:49.150 someone was held accountable. Because we don't 00:20:49.150 --> 00:20:52.529 have to name names. But we all know people who 00:20:52.529 --> 00:20:55.670 snuck through and still kind of have careers, 00:20:56.109 --> 00:20:59.859 although great. greatly diminished impact because 00:20:59.859 --> 00:21:02.980 like when they go on stage now people are excited 00:21:02.980 --> 00:21:05.000 to see them because they're famous and then that 00:21:05.000 --> 00:21:07.119 immediately goes away when you realize there's 00:21:07.119 --> 00:21:09.380 nothing there they have no material because they 00:21:09.380 --> 00:21:12.200 have to write for themselves now yeah you see 00:21:12.200 --> 00:21:15.720 a giant drop -off you see the early specials 00:21:15.720 --> 00:21:18.359 with like great jokes and really funny and then 00:21:18.359 --> 00:21:21.440 you see like what is this nonsense towards the 00:21:21.440 --> 00:21:26.269 end it's just like weird fucking like nonsensical 00:21:26.269 --> 00:21:29.750 rants on thing. It's bizarre to watch, but that's 00:21:29.750 --> 00:21:31.710 what happens when you get exposed and you have 00:21:31.710 --> 00:21:33.750 to do your own shit. And there's a few of those 00:21:33.750 --> 00:21:36.549 guys floating around out there. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 00:21:36.990 --> 00:21:40.690 It's crazy because the one thing I can't smoke 00:21:40.690 --> 00:21:43.390 cigars. Really? What happened? Blood clot. Oh, 00:21:43.410 --> 00:21:46.309 that's right. Yeah. The I'm not supposed to smoke 00:21:46.309 --> 00:21:48.049 cigars. I mean, I could text my cardiologist 00:21:48.049 --> 00:21:53.710 and see what he says. They gave them to Teddy 00:21:53.710 --> 00:21:55.789 Roosevelt, yeah, look what happened to him, you 00:21:55.789 --> 00:21:57.130 know, I could have one cigar if you're gonna 00:21:57.130 --> 00:22:02.529 smoke one in here Just do like old -school Rogan 00:22:02.529 --> 00:22:04.329 where I anytime I smoked weed you had to pull 00:22:04.329 --> 00:22:13.460 the camera away from me Yeah, I mean we all have 00:22:13.460 --> 00:22:17.079 a moment where things But it's like an accumulation 00:22:17.079 --> 00:22:19.640 of those moments, right? It's it's it's you know 00:22:19.640 --> 00:22:22.400 what it is. It's like you get that moment like 00:22:22.400 --> 00:22:26.470 I'll use burrs an example because you know Only 00:22:26.470 --> 00:22:28.289 because I've talked to him about this specifically, 00:22:28.289 --> 00:22:31.170 but like he didn't love the Philly ramp because 00:22:31.170 --> 00:22:32.950 right away everyone thought oh, that's his thing 00:22:32.950 --> 00:22:34.930 We're gonna we're gonna heckle him and we'll 00:22:34.930 --> 00:22:36.970 he'll go lose his shit So he didn't love it, 00:22:37.049 --> 00:22:39.970 but the thing is that that goes viral and then 00:22:39.970 --> 00:22:42.390 you Google that person You're like who is this 00:22:42.390 --> 00:22:45.329 and then you see a body of work. That's undeniable 00:22:45.329 --> 00:22:49.970 like oh bill burr is my guy, you know for for 00:22:49.970 --> 00:22:54.349 for Shane I mean in my opinion, it's it's that 00:22:54.349 --> 00:22:56.799 YouTube specially did And then you see Gillian 00:22:56.799 --> 00:22:59.180 Keeves. You see all his sketches. It was also 00:22:59.180 --> 00:23:00.980 him getting kicked off by SNL. Oh, yeah, yeah, 00:23:00.980 --> 00:23:02.720 yeah, yeah. Him getting kicked off by SNL was 00:23:02.720 --> 00:23:04.559 huge. Yeah. It was the best thing that ever happened 00:23:04.559 --> 00:23:06.619 to him. If he was on SNL, he would have got buried 00:23:06.619 --> 00:23:09.839 on that show like a lot of people. But instead, 00:23:10.240 --> 00:23:11.960 he gets kicked off. A bunch of people are mad 00:23:11.960 --> 00:23:13.319 at him. And then they're like, well, what did 00:23:13.319 --> 00:23:15.460 he actually say? And then people start looking 00:23:15.460 --> 00:23:17.359 into it. And they go, oh, he was just fucking 00:23:17.359 --> 00:23:19.920 around. He was pretending to be a racist guy 00:23:19.920 --> 00:23:23.240 in Chinatown. Yeah. That was the bit like he 00:23:23.240 --> 00:23:25.640 was just they were just talking shit on a podcast 00:23:25.640 --> 00:23:28.319 And then he releases that special and you go. 00:23:28.319 --> 00:23:30.519 Oh, he's actually a great comic. He's a dude 00:23:30.519 --> 00:23:33.700 his special Olympics joke He's got so many good 00:23:33.700 --> 00:23:35.339 jokes special Olympic jokes. We were in the bus 00:23:35.339 --> 00:23:40.059 one time and My cousin Andrew goes Has anyone 00:23:40.059 --> 00:23:42.059 know Shane Gillis and I've known Shane for a 00:23:42.059 --> 00:23:45.759 while. I have hysterical emails that he sent 00:23:45.759 --> 00:23:48.579 me Back when he was like just like an open mic 00:23:48.579 --> 00:23:51.019 or whatever. Uh -huh like going Like, hey man, 00:23:51.039 --> 00:23:54.400 I feel like we connected. They're the greatest, 00:23:54.680 --> 00:23:59.420 Joe. If he knew that I was, he'd be, she'd face 00:23:59.420 --> 00:24:01.599 him and go, hey, can I read your emails on Joe? 00:24:01.700 --> 00:24:03.980 He'd fucking lose his shit. They're so fucking 00:24:03.980 --> 00:24:06.480 hysterical, Joe. I'll send them to you. And so 00:24:06.480 --> 00:24:08.579 I go, yeah, I love Shane. I love Shane. The day 00:24:08.579 --> 00:24:11.180 I met him, he goes, he's like, yeah, I'm supposed 00:24:11.180 --> 00:24:12.859 to go out with my girlfriend tonight. And I was 00:24:12.859 --> 00:24:14.910 like. But uh, it was like 10 in the morning. 00:24:14.930 --> 00:24:18.410 We were drinking fireball and he was like, uh, 00:24:18.410 --> 00:24:19.930 yeah, we were doing a crisis You calling sick 00:24:19.930 --> 00:24:22.809 to work shows where we go to the club at 10 a 00:24:22.809 --> 00:24:24.890 .m. He's like, that's what he said. He's I'm 00:24:24.890 --> 00:24:26.230 sorry about my girlfriend I said, what's your 00:24:26.230 --> 00:24:28.329 girlfriend's name? He goes big tuna and I went 00:24:28.329 --> 00:24:29.809 big tuna He goes she's a big girl and I was like, 00:24:29.809 --> 00:24:31.890 yeah I figured for the name Shane and then I 00:24:31.890 --> 00:24:34.289 fucking I've that from that day on him But that 00:24:34.289 --> 00:24:36.970 Special Olympics jokes when he we listen to it 00:24:36.970 --> 00:24:39.470 in the bus He's like, what do you think we should 00:24:39.470 --> 00:24:43.759 we race them? I mean it we were Crying fucking 00:24:43.759 --> 00:24:46.119 laugh. That's like one of my favorite jokes I've 00:24:46.119 --> 00:24:48.000 fucking ever he's got a lot of great bits, but 00:24:48.000 --> 00:24:50.779 that's especially did the creek in the cave That 00:24:50.779 --> 00:24:53.039 was like people got to see they're like, oh, 00:24:53.039 --> 00:24:56.180 okay. Well, this is what he does He touches on 00:24:56.180 --> 00:24:58.759 that third wire. Yeah, you know the third rail 00:24:58.759 --> 00:25:01.660 rather and it's like, you know, it's funny. It's 00:25:01.660 --> 00:25:05.160 really funny and They were trying to label him 00:25:05.160 --> 00:25:07.599 as this horrible racist that Saturday Night Live 00:25:07.599 --> 00:25:12.200 hired Anything but, from my opinion. But that 00:25:12.200 --> 00:25:15.680 happens, man. You're gonna, you know, you're 00:25:15.680 --> 00:25:18.140 gonna get attacked. There's always something. 00:25:18.680 --> 00:25:20.619 There's always something that a comic says where 00:25:20.619 --> 00:25:22.279 someone's gonna get mad, especially in this day 00:25:22.279 --> 00:25:23.940 and age. People are just looking for things to 00:25:23.940 --> 00:25:27.160 get mad, but almost always it helps them. If 00:25:27.160 --> 00:25:29.640 they're a good comic, almost always. Like Tony 00:25:29.640 --> 00:25:32.720 Hinchcliffe, it blew him up. Like almost always 00:25:32.720 --> 00:25:34.759 when something happens, you get attacked, people 00:25:34.759 --> 00:25:36.799 start looking at you. Actually, this guy's really 00:25:36.799 --> 00:25:39.619 funny. And then they become a fan. Yeah. Because 00:25:39.619 --> 00:25:42.000 you're just getting so many more eyeballs. The 00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:43.299 people that are looking to hate you, they're 00:25:43.299 --> 00:25:44.559 going to hate you no matter what. But there's 00:25:44.559 --> 00:25:46.180 going to be a bunch of people that are all like, 00:25:46.220 --> 00:25:48.380 well, what's going on? And then they look into 00:25:48.380 --> 00:25:49.980 it. I mean, that happened to me during COVID. 00:25:50.720 --> 00:25:53.740 I gained two million followers in like a month. 00:25:54.380 --> 00:25:57.380 2 million followers on on Spotify in a month 00:25:57.380 --> 00:25:59.079 when they were trying to pull me off of Spotify 00:25:59.079 --> 00:26:03.339 when all like all these Music artists were calling 00:26:03.339 --> 00:26:06.480 me a vaccine denier and removing their podcast 00:26:06.480 --> 00:26:10.319 Or you removing their music like when Neil Young 00:26:10.319 --> 00:26:12.480 and it was a Joni Mitchell. Yeah, Joni Mitchell 00:26:12.480 --> 00:26:15.119 They were they publicly removed their pot their 00:26:15.119 --> 00:26:18.220 their music from Spotify because of my podcast 00:26:18.220 --> 00:26:21.839 Are they back? Yeah I don't know if Joni Mitchell 00:26:21.839 --> 00:26:23.980 is, but yeah, Neil Young is. I don't even think 00:26:23.980 --> 00:26:26.019 Neil Young actually owned his music, which was 00:26:26.019 --> 00:26:29.299 funny. I think it was just like a ploy. I mean, 00:26:29.440 --> 00:26:31.700 it's like, I think he probably believed a lot 00:26:31.700 --> 00:26:33.960 of things he was saying. He was just misinformed. 00:26:34.099 --> 00:26:36.500 He just didn't understand that I was actually 00:26:36.500 --> 00:26:38.720 talking to people that were legitimate scientists 00:26:38.720 --> 00:26:42.619 that turned out they were right. Now, now we 00:26:42.619 --> 00:26:45.619 know. Yeah, but back then it was like there was 00:26:45.619 --> 00:26:47.680 this hysteria about it and a lot of people that 00:26:47.680 --> 00:26:50.220 were very skeptical Started tuning in and then 00:26:50.220 --> 00:26:52.019 the whole fucking CNN thing when they turned 00:26:52.019 --> 00:26:55.299 me green like all that shit. It just that helped 00:26:55.299 --> 00:26:58.160 I don't know if I could have like I'm not good 00:26:58.160 --> 00:26:59.539 that people always go, you know, if they're talking 00:26:59.539 --> 00:27:01.960 about you It's good. All press is good press 00:27:01.960 --> 00:27:04.200 and I but anytime anything negative comes out 00:27:04.200 --> 00:27:07.220 about me it fucking Devastates me. I don't like 00:27:07.220 --> 00:27:09.000 I could not have gone through what you went through. 00:27:09.019 --> 00:27:11.369 You just don't I just don't read it If you don't 00:27:11.369 --> 00:27:14.430 read it, you're fine. Because you come up in 00:27:14.430 --> 00:27:20.329 my news feed all the time. And I'm such a fucking 00:27:20.329 --> 00:27:22.730 idiot that if I'm scrolling through Google News 00:27:22.730 --> 00:27:25.170 and I see my name, I go, oh, what's that? And 00:27:25.170 --> 00:27:27.150 then I'm like, god damn it. You can't do that. 00:27:27.230 --> 00:27:29.950 Last time I did this show. Greatest experience 00:27:29.950 --> 00:27:32.890 great hang lucky streaming number one on Netflix. 00:27:32.970 --> 00:27:35.710 I'm so fucking happy I'm in my bed going things 00:27:35.710 --> 00:27:38.230 are going good for the big guy Hit on Google 00:27:38.230 --> 00:27:40.410 News and it's like picture of me and you I was 00:27:40.410 --> 00:27:41.809 like burke Christ your Joe Rogan and they're 00:27:41.809 --> 00:27:43.930 like burke Christ your ruins of Joe Rogan podcast. 00:27:43.990 --> 00:27:46.970 I'm like Motherfucker it was an MMA fucking or 00:27:46.970 --> 00:27:49.069 journalists and I was like wait. Why god damn 00:27:49.069 --> 00:27:51.609 it I was like, oh and then and then you see it 00:27:51.609 --> 00:27:52.990 you're like well can't be that bad you I'm gonna 00:27:52.990 --> 00:27:56.750 read it and they're like oh My god, but then 00:27:56.750 --> 00:28:00.029 my daughter Georgia said something very profound 00:28:00.029 --> 00:28:02.670 to me. She was like, why would you allow that? 00:28:02.690 --> 00:28:04.049 I'm sure that guy will write that same article 00:28:04.049 --> 00:28:06.769 after this episode. She goes, I'm sure he will. 00:28:07.369 --> 00:28:09.690 I think the guy also has a fucking football feed. 00:28:10.069 --> 00:28:13.170 He said I ruined the... Anytime I do something, 00:28:13.349 --> 00:28:14.309 there's someone that says, for Christ's sake, 00:28:14.309 --> 00:28:16.390 I ruined it. And I'm the only one that reads 00:28:16.390 --> 00:28:19.650 it. And my daughter Georgia goes, literally looked 00:28:19.650 --> 00:28:21.490 at me and goes, did you have fun with Joe? I 00:28:21.490 --> 00:28:22.950 went, yeah, I had a blast. I love being around 00:28:22.950 --> 00:28:25.250 Joe. She was like, then fuck it. She goes, your 00:28:25.250 --> 00:28:26.690 experience is the one that matters the most. 00:28:26.970 --> 00:28:30.930 She goes, why would you allow someone to dictate 00:28:30.930 --> 00:28:34.109 your memory of an event? And I was like, who 00:28:34.109 --> 00:28:36.789 the fuck raised you? I was like, I don't know. 00:28:37.190 --> 00:28:38.430 Well, you were on the road to probably raise 00:28:38.430 --> 00:28:42.869 yourself. That's why she's so wise. She had to 00:28:42.869 --> 00:28:44.190 form her own opinions. She had to read books. 00:28:44.430 --> 00:28:46.690 Yeah, she had to actually form her own opinions 00:28:46.690 --> 00:28:48.750 and think about things rationally, having a father 00:28:48.750 --> 00:28:51.660 like you. Yeah, you can't. Can't pay attention 00:28:51.660 --> 00:28:54.240 because the vast majority of people live miserable 00:28:54.240 --> 00:28:57.480 lives. That's the Rose quote Most men live lives 00:28:57.480 --> 00:28:59.700 of quiet desperation. There's a lot of people 00:28:59.700 --> 00:29:02.380 out there. They're very very sad very unhappy 00:29:02.380 --> 00:29:06.119 and looking to Make something negative. They're 00:29:06.119 --> 00:29:09.680 always looking to be a critic Which is fine, 00:29:09.680 --> 00:29:11.500 you know, that's their prerogative, but it's 00:29:11.500 --> 00:29:14.420 not you don't have to read it Well, it's I I'm 00:29:14.420 --> 00:29:17.019 at the place now like I took Google News I took 00:29:17.019 --> 00:29:19.220 all Google and everything off my phone because 00:29:19.220 --> 00:29:22.009 I the Series premiered and I didn't want to get 00:29:22.009 --> 00:29:24.670 good or bad. I was like good because you can't 00:29:24.670 --> 00:29:28.170 you can't quantify the good Like like if you're 00:29:28.170 --> 00:29:29.970 gonna if you listen to the good you gotta listen 00:29:29.970 --> 00:29:32.029 to the bad And I was like, well, I don't want 00:29:32.029 --> 00:29:33.569 to hear the bad. So I just want to hear the good 00:29:33.569 --> 00:29:36.750 and Then and then we were Jamie and I were talking 00:29:36.750 --> 00:29:38.990 about this outside but like you have a social 00:29:38.990 --> 00:29:42.789 media team who's posting like like Like your 00:29:42.789 --> 00:29:44.769 your your claps like they're posting like the 00:29:44.769 --> 00:29:46.730 nice articles and I'm like don't even post that 00:29:46.730 --> 00:29:48.869 because Like I don't even like just stay out 00:29:48.869 --> 00:29:50.390 of it Just let if people like it let them like 00:29:50.390 --> 00:29:52.369 it and they don't people have their own opinions. 00:29:52.410 --> 00:29:54.450 That's the best move I don't have anybody that 00:29:54.450 --> 00:29:56.809 does that I don't have any you post all your 00:29:56.809 --> 00:29:59.329 own stuff on Instagram on Instagram if I post 00:29:59.329 --> 00:30:02.210 it it's from me Really? Yeah, always. Yeah. And 00:30:02.210 --> 00:30:04.970 then there's the Joe Rogan Experience page that 00:30:04.970 --> 00:30:07.829 the staff does. But that is just a clip from 00:30:07.829 --> 00:30:09.789 the podcast. They take an interesting clip where 00:30:09.789 --> 00:30:12.950 someone says something. It's put up with no context. 00:30:13.089 --> 00:30:14.950 It just says, you know, episode, blah, blah, 00:30:15.029 --> 00:30:18.569 blah. That's it. I try to do it as like natural 00:30:18.569 --> 00:30:20.430 and neutral. You like it, you don't like it. 00:30:20.490 --> 00:30:22.230 If you don't like it, don't listen to the next 00:30:22.230 --> 00:30:26.279 one. It's OK. So what is your? What is the impetus 00:30:26.279 --> 00:30:29.339 for you to post something like like when at what 00:30:29.339 --> 00:30:32.140 point do you decide to share your life? Well, 00:30:32.140 --> 00:30:35.119 I just feel like if there's something I think 00:30:35.119 --> 00:30:36.920 someone will think is interesting or something 00:30:36.920 --> 00:30:39.220 that I would like to see if someone puts it on 00:30:39.220 --> 00:30:41.259 their feed I'll put it in there every now, but 00:30:41.259 --> 00:30:43.000 I don't post that much you don't because I don't 00:30:43.000 --> 00:30:45.619 read that much I stay off. I don't think it's 00:30:45.619 --> 00:30:47.740 good for you I think it's not only do I not think 00:30:47.740 --> 00:30:49.680 it's good for you. I think it's genuinely bad 00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:53.180 for you And it gets in the way of all the other 00:30:53.180 --> 00:30:56.819 stuff that I like to do. I'm busy, man. I'm busy. 00:30:57.380 --> 00:30:59.299 There's a lot of interesting shit to pay attention 00:30:59.299 --> 00:31:00.960 to in the world. I'm not one of those things. 00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:04.400 I don't like paying attention to me and reading 00:31:04.400 --> 00:31:07.420 me. And I don't want to go online and see too 00:31:07.420 --> 00:31:10.220 many car crashes and people getting shot and 00:31:10.220 --> 00:31:13.880 animal attacks. Tommy and I have the worst fucking 00:31:13.880 --> 00:31:17.160 text message chain. Him and I all day whenever 00:31:17.160 --> 00:31:19.539 he finds something like unbelievably horrific 00:31:19.539 --> 00:31:21.720 some guy getting run over by a truck He'll just 00:31:21.720 --> 00:31:23.519 send it to me and then I'll send it to him and 00:31:23.519 --> 00:31:25.259 we're always trying to one -up each other So 00:31:25.259 --> 00:31:27.559 when I find something absolutely horrible, someone 00:31:27.559 --> 00:31:29.759 says be something absolutely horrible. I sent 00:31:29.759 --> 00:31:33.400 to him And then we just that's like my main source 00:31:33.400 --> 00:31:36.900 of like trauma online is my Tom Segura text message 00:31:36.900 --> 00:31:40.900 chain But other than that, I pretty much stay 00:31:40.900 --> 00:31:44.039 off. I don't think it's good for you. And I feel 00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:46.059 way better. I started doing it a few months ago. 00:31:46.839 --> 00:31:49.799 It's like a force of habit. I'm looking at it 00:31:49.799 --> 00:31:51.900 all the time. Let me just not look at it today. 00:31:52.180 --> 00:31:53.640 And then I did it another day. And then another 00:31:53.640 --> 00:31:55.819 day, I'm like, God, I feel better. I feel better. 00:31:55.960 --> 00:31:58.279 I genuinely feel better. It's like I'm getting 00:31:58.279 --> 00:32:00.500 over a cold or something like that. And so I 00:32:00.500 --> 00:32:03.490 said, all right, well. Obviously like engaging 00:32:03.490 --> 00:32:06.150 definitely don't read anything like definitely 00:32:06.150 --> 00:32:08.430 don't like read when people say things about 00:32:08.430 --> 00:32:11.549 you Definitely don't read when you you post something 00:32:11.549 --> 00:32:14.930 read the comments don't do any of that You know 00:32:14.930 --> 00:32:16.789 people get wrapped up in it and you realize like 00:32:16.789 --> 00:32:19.009 people are just trying to take you down There's 00:32:19.009 --> 00:32:21.009 so I mean not all of them a lot of people are 00:32:21.009 --> 00:32:23.089 supporting you But it doesn't matter if there's 00:32:23.089 --> 00:32:25.029 like ten people that love you and one person 00:32:25.029 --> 00:32:26.210 that hates you You're gonna think about that 00:32:26.210 --> 00:32:28.750 one person, you know, which is nuts, but it's 00:32:28.750 --> 00:32:31.079 just human nature It's crazy how that algorithm 00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:33.519 works is that it's just like if there's someone 00:32:33.519 --> 00:32:35.660 in the front row that's not laughing like last 00:32:35.660 --> 00:32:38.579 night, I had a I don't know. It's the bottom 00:32:38.579 --> 00:32:40.480 of the barrel and I don't know how rape came 00:32:40.480 --> 00:32:43.880 up but It always does and I was like well, there's 00:32:43.880 --> 00:32:45.859 no phones in here. Let's let's go I said if I'm 00:32:45.859 --> 00:32:48.740 gonna go for it's in this room, right? And uh, 00:32:48.839 --> 00:32:51.279 there was a woman that did not like it and she 00:32:51.279 --> 00:32:52.980 was a little vocal in the crowd You know the 00:32:52.980 --> 00:32:55.019 bounce like, oh, you know, let him you know, 00:32:55.019 --> 00:32:57.630 he's working this out or whatever And then she's 00:32:57.630 --> 00:32:59.750 like, I was told to shut up. And then the rest 00:32:59.750 --> 00:33:01.789 of the night, I'm watching her out of the corner 00:33:01.789 --> 00:33:04.809 of my eye going, god damn it. And then I just 00:33:04.809 --> 00:33:07.670 dug holes and holes and holes. And then at one 00:33:07.670 --> 00:33:09.930 point, the whole audience is chanting rape. And 00:33:09.930 --> 00:33:14.849 I'm like, guys, this is bad. But it's funny. 00:33:15.109 --> 00:33:17.349 And then also, it's like, listen, say you're 00:33:17.349 --> 00:33:19.470 some fucking dude looking for a connection in 00:33:19.470 --> 00:33:22.490 life. And you go to my page, and you leave 100 00:33:22.490 --> 00:33:24.410 comments. And they're like you're the best bird. 00:33:24.470 --> 00:33:26.269 I love you when you come to Cincinnati. I'm gonna 00:33:26.269 --> 00:33:28.650 be here Tampa I'll be there man. I'm gonna drive 00:33:28.650 --> 00:33:30.529 and then the one time he's like you're a fucking 00:33:30.529 --> 00:33:32.289 bitch and then I reply He's like, oh, I guess 00:33:32.289 --> 00:33:34.349 that's how I get the cat to come outside, you 00:33:34.349 --> 00:33:37.569 know So that's why I don't read. I don't yeah 00:33:37.569 --> 00:33:40.029 any Whitney was going into you know, the Whitney 00:33:40.029 --> 00:33:42.009 thing about miss Rachel. I didn't know who this 00:33:42.009 --> 00:33:46.990 Rachel is She is today 1 .8 billion views on 00:33:46.990 --> 00:33:51.230 how to say mom and dad and I was like It makes 00:33:51.230 --> 00:33:56.519 sense, man Well, she's an educator for neurodivergent 00:33:56.519 --> 00:33:59.420 kids. Is that what it is? Yeah, I watched a couple 00:33:59.420 --> 00:34:02.750 of videos. pull up some videos of Miss Rachel 00:34:02.750 --> 00:34:06.829 because after people were, by the way, the worst 00:34:06.829 --> 00:34:09.670 fucking people were going after her. People that 00:34:09.670 --> 00:34:12.210 I know that are comedians that are just unbelievably 00:34:12.210 --> 00:34:16.510 shitty, dishonest, disingenuous human beings, 00:34:17.070 --> 00:34:20.070 bad faith communicators, people that just like 00:34:20.070 --> 00:34:23.250 completely distort anything about the person. 00:34:23.510 --> 00:34:26.349 And it's just because she's successful. It's 00:34:26.349 --> 00:34:29.369 a giant part of it. And so they see her making 00:34:29.369 --> 00:34:31.219 some crack about Miss Rachel. Rachel because 00:34:31.219 --> 00:34:32.679 she was watching it with her kids. She didn't 00:34:32.679 --> 00:34:34.880 know what the fuck it is. So here's miss Rachel. 00:34:34.880 --> 00:34:44.019 Let me let me hear what this sounds like No No, 00:34:44.119 --> 00:34:46.519 not at all I don't hear it. I don't hear anything 00:34:46.519 --> 00:34:49.300 in my own microphone. Can you help me count? 00:34:49.440 --> 00:34:52.760 Do you hear it? I don't hear you bird. There 00:34:52.760 --> 00:35:06.510 we go. There we go The dinosaur eggs are hatching! 00:35:07.170 --> 00:35:13.690 Wow! How many dinosaurs do we have? One, two, 00:35:14.190 --> 00:35:18.570 three, four! Okay, pause. Why would you go after 00:35:18.570 --> 00:35:21.769 this? Like, this is like a little kid show. She 00:35:21.769 --> 00:35:23.510 must have been bored. There's nothing different 00:35:23.510 --> 00:35:26.010 from this in Blue's Clues, in my opinion. It's 00:35:26.010 --> 00:35:28.650 a show for little kids. Like, I don't get it. 00:35:28.639 --> 00:35:31.099 I don't know. Maybe she was just bored. She was 00:35:31.099 --> 00:35:32.760 trying to write a joke and thought she'd get 00:35:32.760 --> 00:35:34.920 some traction I guess maybe she took two instead 00:35:34.920 --> 00:35:48.039 of one and Then she started responding to people 00:35:48.039 --> 00:35:49.980 because she didn't understand what it was She 00:35:49.980 --> 00:35:51.679 said and then she took it down and apologized 00:35:52.429 --> 00:35:54.650 that you can't apologize to the mob. They come 00:35:54.650 --> 00:35:56.590 for you. They come for you. And she learned. 00:35:57.010 --> 00:35:58.809 And I texted her. I said, listen, I love you 00:35:58.809 --> 00:36:00.269 to death. You got to stop going back and forth 00:36:00.269 --> 00:36:03.610 to these people. You can't do that. This is not 00:36:03.610 --> 00:36:07.170 a genuine conversation. They don't care. If you 00:36:07.170 --> 00:36:09.610 were a person and you were someone's friend and 00:36:09.610 --> 00:36:11.690 you started shitting on Miss Rachel and someone 00:36:11.690 --> 00:36:13.670 said, actually, that's like for kids with learning 00:36:13.670 --> 00:36:17.230 disorders. And you'd be like, oh, fuck, I didn't 00:36:17.230 --> 00:36:19.389 know. And that would be the end of it. And then 00:36:19.389 --> 00:36:22.219 we'd laugh. You know, but these people are not 00:36:22.219 --> 00:36:24.219 looking for a real conversation. They're just 00:36:24.219 --> 00:36:26.760 looking to destroy your life. And then so many 00:36:26.760 --> 00:36:29.119 people like, she lost her career, career's over. 00:36:29.380 --> 00:36:32.380 Like, you weren't going to see her anyway, you 00:36:32.380 --> 00:36:34.340 fucking cunt. Like, what are you talking about? 00:36:34.500 --> 00:36:37.119 You weren't going to pay to see her anyway. Stop 00:36:37.119 --> 00:36:40.199 saying her career's over. It's not doing a damn 00:36:40.199 --> 00:36:42.780 thing to her career. You just want it to be over. 00:36:42.980 --> 00:36:46.059 Because you live a miserable fucking life, which 00:36:46.059 --> 00:36:49.130 is why you're on threads. 12 hours a day. It's 00:36:49.130 --> 00:36:51.250 so funny you say that. I just read something 00:36:51.250 --> 00:36:52.849 negative about Whitney on Threads today. I was 00:36:52.849 --> 00:36:55.130 like, what does she do? Bro, Threads is the worst. 00:36:55.309 --> 00:36:57.190 And then I saw the Miss Rachel shit and I watched 00:36:57.190 --> 00:37:01.010 the video. I had two kids. I don't know. I look 00:37:01.010 --> 00:37:03.250 at that as I go, that's nice. If Threads is like 00:37:03.250 --> 00:37:05.469 for people who already been like humiliated on 00:37:05.469 --> 00:37:07.309 Twitter and they're trying to find a new crowd, 00:37:07.690 --> 00:37:12.110 it's very weird. Very, very, like, so much negativity. 00:37:12.250 --> 00:37:14.190 Not that Twitter isn't. Like, Twitter's super 00:37:14.190 --> 00:37:16.329 negative, too. I haven't been on X. I try to 00:37:16.329 --> 00:37:19.309 look at the news only. I try to look at news 00:37:19.309 --> 00:37:21.230 and things that people are exposing that's in 00:37:21.230 --> 00:37:23.389 the news, which is very interesting. Speaking 00:37:23.389 --> 00:37:24.789 of which, what was that thing that you found? 00:37:26.530 --> 00:37:29.070 So this is very strange. This is about people 00:37:29.070 --> 00:37:31.670 being able to communicate in lucid dreaming. 00:37:31.710 --> 00:37:34.329 True, I guess. We'll find out later. Scientists 00:37:34.329 --> 00:37:37.090 report first ever communication between two humans 00:37:37.090 --> 00:37:40.519 during sleep. I'd love this. Scientists say that 00:37:40.519 --> 00:37:42.539 science fiction may be coming closer to reality 00:37:42.539 --> 00:37:44.719 according to reports of California startup claims. 00:37:45.179 --> 00:37:47.480 It successfully enabled two -way communication 00:37:47.480 --> 00:37:49.780 between people while they were lucid dreaming. 00:37:50.539 --> 00:37:53.179 Participants were asleep in separate locations 00:37:53.179 --> 00:37:55.420 while researchers monitored their sleep and transmitted 00:37:55.420 --> 00:37:58.460 a coded word designed to be perceived inside 00:37:58.460 --> 00:38:01.539 a dream without waking them. The system reportedly 00:38:01.539 --> 00:38:05.820 relied on sensors, wireless communication, Specialized 00:38:05.820 --> 00:38:08.179 software to detect dream states and relay the 00:38:08.179 --> 00:38:10.880 message The company's founder says that what 00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:12.880 once sounded like science fiction could soon 00:38:12.880 --> 00:38:15.780 become a daily life a part of daily life No independent 00:38:15.780 --> 00:38:17.679 science, but they're not saying what happened 00:38:17.679 --> 00:38:20.300 No independent scientific replication has confirmed 00:38:20.300 --> 00:38:22.239 the results yet still the experiment builds on 00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:24.780 real research showing that Interaction between 00:38:24.780 --> 00:38:26.900 lucid dreams is possible. Yeah, but what is the 00:38:26.900 --> 00:38:30.940 interaction? Did they relay the coded word to 00:38:30.940 --> 00:38:32.820 each other? They both got the coded word. That's 00:38:32.820 --> 00:38:34.940 where I started getting into word space that 00:38:34.940 --> 00:38:37.039 I found out this was posted on Instagram like 00:38:37.039 --> 00:38:41.119 yesterday or something. I googled it press releases 00:38:41.119 --> 00:38:45.360 from 2024 breakthrough between breakthrough from 00:38:45.360 --> 00:38:47.900 REM space first ever communication between people 00:38:47.900 --> 00:38:50.599 and dreams. So this is the article about it in 00:38:50.599 --> 00:38:54.250 business wire. Lucid dreams occur bah bah bah 00:38:54.250 --> 00:38:56.769 participants are sleeping in their homes brainwaves 00:38:56.769 --> 00:39:01.650 and other poly so Somnographic data were tracked 00:39:01.650 --> 00:39:05.090 remotely specially designed developed apparatus 00:39:05.090 --> 00:39:07.309 when the server detected the first participant 00:39:07.309 --> 00:39:10.230 entered a lucid dream it Generated a how do they 00:39:10.230 --> 00:39:12.309 detect that someone's in a lucid dream because 00:39:12.309 --> 00:39:13.949 a lucid dream is a dream where you're aware that 00:39:13.949 --> 00:39:17.409 you're dreaming Yes, it generated a random Remyo 00:39:17.409 --> 00:39:21.800 word and sent it to him via earbuds earbuds Participant 00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:24.940 repeated the word in his dream with his response 00:39:24.940 --> 00:39:29.019 captured and stored on the server what? Eight 00:39:29.019 --> 00:39:32.159 minutes later the next participate Participant 00:39:32.159 --> 00:39:34.460 entered a lucid dream. She received the stored 00:39:34.460 --> 00:39:37.679 message from the first participant and confirmed 00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:44.099 it upon awakening Huh? No, it sounds like it 00:39:44.099 --> 00:39:45.940 sounds like they're saying it in the room and 00:39:45.940 --> 00:39:48.460 the person's grabbing it. No, it's sending it 00:39:48.460 --> 00:39:51.019 through earbuds They were both in their own houses. 00:39:51.019 --> 00:39:54.460 It said yeah, so they receive it through earbuds 00:39:54.460 --> 00:39:57.380 He says it in the dream and then she receives 00:39:57.380 --> 00:40:02.039 it Huh? Huh? Well, you got to wonder what is 00:40:02.039 --> 00:40:04.460 happening in dreams dreams are very bizarre. 00:40:04.519 --> 00:40:07.260 Have you ever lucid dreamed? Yeah Yeah, not six. 00:40:07.420 --> 00:40:09.559 I mean, I've done it a couple of times but I 00:40:09.559 --> 00:40:11.820 haven't on purpose and I've always wondered why 00:40:11.820 --> 00:40:14.260 not like why haven't I read books on lucid dreams? 00:40:14.280 --> 00:40:16.880 Why haven't I tried to do it? I think it's something 00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:19.469 that just happens No, you could actually do it. 00:40:20.130 --> 00:40:22.949 There's guys that practice lucid dreaming. I 00:40:22.949 --> 00:40:28.010 lucid dream pretty extensively. I remember when 00:40:28.010 --> 00:40:30.170 you came out with Alphabrain, one of the first 00:40:30.170 --> 00:40:31.730 things you said would help with lucid dreaming. 00:40:32.369 --> 00:40:34.369 Oh, if you take it before bed, it definitely 00:40:34.369 --> 00:40:36.309 helps with lucid dreaming. Yeah, and I remember 00:40:36.309 --> 00:40:38.090 saying I didn't know what lucid dreaming was 00:40:38.090 --> 00:40:40.550 at the time, and then I found out I was lucid 00:40:40.550 --> 00:40:44.619 dreaming. And I've lucid dreamed... My my whole 00:40:44.619 --> 00:40:47.260 life, but now that once I knew what it was I 00:40:47.260 --> 00:40:49.559 could stay in a dream and decide and I could 00:40:49.559 --> 00:40:52.199 go back into dreams I could restart a dream that 00:40:52.199 --> 00:40:53.679 I just had go back to sleep and go I'm going 00:40:53.679 --> 00:40:56.239 back. Yeah. Yeah, it sounds crazy And I know 00:40:56.239 --> 00:40:58.480 it sounds like horseshit, but I never knew what 00:40:58.480 --> 00:41:02.059 it was until alpha brain There's actual techniques 00:41:02.059 --> 00:41:04.480 that people practice and apparently they give 00:41:04.480 --> 00:41:07.239 classes and courses on how to do lucid books 00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:10.099 written on it There's there's real techniques 00:41:10.099 --> 00:41:12.820 on how to lucid dream. I just never I don't know 00:41:12.820 --> 00:41:16.719 why like I when I'm tired I just want to go to 00:41:16.719 --> 00:41:19.079 sleep. I go hard all day. Yeah, and when I crash 00:41:19.079 --> 00:41:21.699 I just crash I don't want to be fucking around 00:41:21.699 --> 00:41:23.880 and experimenting while I'm sleeping I just want 00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:27.679 to go sleep my lucid dreams primarily are either 00:41:27.679 --> 00:41:30.980 Like I'm I realize I'm dreaming I go home asleep. 00:41:30.980 --> 00:41:32.900 I'm dreaming. This isn't real. Oh shit I'm in 00:41:32.900 --> 00:41:35.719 control and then and then a lot of times it has 00:41:35.719 --> 00:41:39.139 to do with fucking like I'm like, oh, I don't 00:41:39.139 --> 00:41:41.219 have to put a condom on. This is great. This 00:41:41.219 --> 00:41:42.460 is fucking, I can't, I'm gonna bang all these 00:41:42.460 --> 00:41:44.519 fucking chicks in this room. And then one time 00:41:44.519 --> 00:41:47.320 I had a lucid dream where I was like, I could, 00:41:47.679 --> 00:41:49.300 I knew I was dreaming. I was outside. I had to 00:41:49.300 --> 00:41:51.840 go up these steps into like an old cottage, like 00:41:51.840 --> 00:41:54.039 one of those old Hollywood cottages. And I was 00:41:54.039 --> 00:41:55.619 like, I gotta fuck, I gotta have sex with anyone 00:41:55.619 --> 00:41:57.960 I want. And in my dream, I was like, oh, pick 00:41:57.960 --> 00:42:01.179 your wife. How cool is that? And then I went 00:42:01.179 --> 00:42:02.739 into this cottage. I know I fucked my wife. How 00:42:02.739 --> 00:42:04.239 cool is that? I know. I could have fucked her 00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:06.800 in real life. But a lot of my dreams back in 00:42:06.800 --> 00:42:08.820 the day, when I first started lucid dreaming, 00:42:09.119 --> 00:42:12.699 I would always decide to fly. And I remember 00:42:12.699 --> 00:42:15.099 I had one right after we, the first time I ever 00:42:15.099 --> 00:42:19.480 tried AlphaBrain. I had one and it was, I was 00:42:19.480 --> 00:42:23.159 doing a photo shoot on Melrose. And I was like, 00:42:23.340 --> 00:42:24.599 I don't want to be here. And then I was like, 00:42:24.639 --> 00:42:27.059 wait, I'm dreaming. This isn't real. I was like, 00:42:27.079 --> 00:42:29.320 I'm going to fly home. And so I just leapt up 00:42:29.320 --> 00:42:31.880 in the air, started flying over Hollywood and 00:42:31.880 --> 00:42:33.239 then over the hills. And I was like, wait, I 00:42:33.239 --> 00:42:35.179 have no idea. I'm no frame of reference for where 00:42:35.179 --> 00:42:37.159 I am. I was like, it's getting dark. And I was 00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:39.440 like, where's the 101? And then in the dream, 00:42:39.500 --> 00:42:41.639 I was just started kept flying. And then I'll 00:42:41.639 --> 00:42:44.679 wake up shortly thereafter. But it's a lot of 00:42:44.679 --> 00:42:49.760 like a lot of sex and a lot of flying. Lot of 00:42:49.760 --> 00:42:51.940 people breathe underwater in their dreams. I 00:42:51.940 --> 00:42:53.820 never breathe underwater Yeah, they breathe underwater 00:42:53.820 --> 00:42:56.119 in their dreams. They fly flying's like really 00:42:56.119 --> 00:42:59.460 common I used to have like crazy fucking dreams 00:42:59.460 --> 00:43:02.599 like wild I sold a TV show to Comedy Central 00:43:02.599 --> 00:43:04.820 about my dreams. I've had dreams where I wake 00:43:04.820 --> 00:43:06.820 up laughing I've had dreams or wake up crying 00:43:06.820 --> 00:43:12.320 like I have such insane fucking dreams But and 00:43:12.320 --> 00:43:14.960 I know one ever wants to I know one ever wants 00:43:14.960 --> 00:43:16.380 to hear you I would have dreamed joke dreams 00:43:16.380 --> 00:43:18.699 like real joke dreams like I had a dream this 00:43:18.699 --> 00:43:22.960 is a real dream I had where I was on stage and 00:43:22.960 --> 00:43:26.559 I was in a dance position like this and is a 00:43:26.559 --> 00:43:28.820 I know this sounds horseshit is a real dream 00:43:28.820 --> 00:43:32.380 and and the curtains drawn and I look around 00:43:32.380 --> 00:43:35.219 and I see I'm standing on stage with Four or 00:43:35.219 --> 00:43:37.940 five dudes that are all in Klan outfits and I'm 00:43:37.940 --> 00:43:39.840 like, oh fuck and I look down I realize I'm in 00:43:39.840 --> 00:43:42.989 a Klan outfit And I'm like motherfucker and I'm 00:43:42.989 --> 00:43:44.769 like I gotta get us off stage and the curtains 00:43:44.769 --> 00:43:47.730 draw back and I hear and it's an all black people 00:43:47.730 --> 00:43:51.889 and I hear the voice the voice of God go ladies 00:43:51.889 --> 00:43:54.610 and gentlemen Put your hands together for the 00:43:54.610 --> 00:43:57.469 click clack plan and we started tap dancing and 00:43:57.469 --> 00:43:59.010 we were so good that the black people got to 00:43:59.010 --> 00:44:00.230 their feet and They started cheering and we're 00:44:00.230 --> 00:44:03.889 like, oh my god And so yeah, I was and that was 00:44:03.889 --> 00:44:05.429 a real dream. I woke up and I wrote it down I 00:44:05.429 --> 00:44:07.489 used to write down all my dreams voice text them. 00:44:07.489 --> 00:44:09.480 I used to voice text them all I'd have dreams 00:44:09.480 --> 00:44:12.219 about you and and stanhope and wrote and uh, 00:44:12.280 --> 00:44:15.260 and joey dies Like I did it was like my whole 00:44:15.260 --> 00:44:18.119 world. I used to think to myself Like I'd dream 00:44:18.119 --> 00:44:20.039 about shack the other day. I was like, I wonder 00:44:20.039 --> 00:44:22.699 if shack ever dreams about me I bet he doesn't 00:44:22.699 --> 00:44:27.320 I bet he doesn't Who's the who's the who's someone 00:44:27.320 --> 00:44:29.679 you've had a dream about recently I don't really 00:44:29.679 --> 00:44:32.599 have dreams too many dreams about people not 00:44:32.599 --> 00:44:34.199 people that I know. What are your dreams about? 00:44:34.510 --> 00:44:37.250 My dreams are weird, man. Like, let's dig into 00:44:37.250 --> 00:44:39.869 this. I had a dream that I came on the podcast 00:44:39.869 --> 00:44:42.309 I had to talk about because it was the absolute 00:44:42.309 --> 00:44:45.630 strangest, most realistic dream of my life. And 00:44:45.630 --> 00:44:50.230 it was a dream where I encountered these beings 00:44:50.230 --> 00:44:54.829 that were not human. And it was insanely realistic. 00:44:54.949 --> 00:44:57.409 They were very human -like. I think there was 00:44:57.409 --> 00:45:01.110 four of them. They were tall and thin, and they 00:45:01.110 --> 00:45:03.610 looked kind of... They didn't look human. Their 00:45:03.610 --> 00:45:05.570 heads were too big. Their eyes were too big. 00:45:06.630 --> 00:45:09.530 And I think they had teeth. I don't remember. 00:45:09.989 --> 00:45:12.010 But I remember they were joking with me. Like, 00:45:12.150 --> 00:45:14.409 they scared me. And they're like, ah, just fucking 00:45:14.409 --> 00:45:17.170 around. Like, trying to get me comfortable with 00:45:17.170 --> 00:45:20.909 who they are. And they were communicating with 00:45:20.909 --> 00:45:24.210 me somehow or another through thoughts. And I 00:45:24.210 --> 00:45:27.889 was really freaked out because they seemed very, 00:45:27.949 --> 00:45:31.159 very real. It didn't seem like any other dream 00:45:31.159 --> 00:45:34.400 that I had, so much so that I woke up at like 00:45:34.400 --> 00:45:36.579 3 .30 in the morning, and I'd just lay in bed 00:45:36.579 --> 00:45:38.880 for an hour trying to go back to sleep, and I 00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:40.800 couldn't go back to sleep. I was almost like, 00:45:40.820 --> 00:45:44.480 I'm wide awake. And so I went to the gym, and 00:45:44.480 --> 00:45:47.239 I just worked out at four in the morning. And 00:45:47.239 --> 00:45:49.420 I worked out for like two hours. And after it 00:45:49.420 --> 00:45:51.960 was over, I got in the sauna, did the whole thing, 00:45:52.139 --> 00:45:54.460 and then I came to work. I was like, I have to 00:45:54.460 --> 00:45:56.380 talk about this right away, because it was so 00:45:56.380 --> 00:45:58.630 strange. It was one of the only dreams that I've 00:45:58.630 --> 00:46:01.909 ever had that did not feel at all like a dream. 00:46:02.349 --> 00:46:06.329 It felt like I was encountering someone or something 00:46:06.329 --> 00:46:08.710 that was trying to get me comfortable with the 00:46:08.710 --> 00:46:14.289 idea of encountering them. It wasn't like a dream. 00:46:14.849 --> 00:46:19.730 I was in the corridor of something that seemed 00:46:19.730 --> 00:46:25.570 like... It was not... Like it was from here. 00:46:25.570 --> 00:46:27.610 It was like from somewhere else But it was almost 00:46:27.610 --> 00:46:31.349 like it was very oddly lit like the walls were 00:46:31.349 --> 00:46:34.949 lit in a very strange way But it was almost like 00:46:34.949 --> 00:46:37.050 it was it was this corridor But it had a feeling 00:46:37.050 --> 00:46:39.590 almost like it was organic like it was alive. 00:46:39.690 --> 00:46:42.130 It was a living thing It was very fucking strange. 00:46:42.309 --> 00:46:44.789 What if what if that was but what if that is 00:46:44.789 --> 00:46:47.949 something that you did in? Fact experience that 00:46:47.949 --> 00:46:50.030 was taken out of your memory and then it's stuck 00:46:50.030 --> 00:46:53.300 in your memory and you're dreaming about it Me 00:46:53.300 --> 00:46:55.320 I don't know. I mean you could maybe all day 00:46:55.320 --> 00:47:00.699 long right and so my feeling was that I had and 00:47:00.699 --> 00:47:05.179 this is again it clearly could was I was dreaming 00:47:05.179 --> 00:47:07.519 right so clearly could have been just a dream, 00:47:07.980 --> 00:47:11.320 but what it felt like Was that it was an actual 00:47:11.320 --> 00:47:14.239 encounter with intelligence that wasn't human 00:47:14.239 --> 00:47:17.820 That's what it felt like and it felt like these 00:47:17.820 --> 00:47:22.420 things were not They were not us and maybe they 00:47:22.409 --> 00:47:26.510 were what a human will be someday, because they 00:47:26.510 --> 00:47:28.789 were human -like, but they were very slender. 00:47:28.969 --> 00:47:31.590 They were very thin, and they were wearing these 00:47:31.590 --> 00:47:34.690 suits that were almost like rash guards, like 00:47:34.690 --> 00:47:39.829 what surfers wear, but a strange fabric. It looked 00:47:39.829 --> 00:47:42.409 weird, and it was the color of their skin, but 00:47:42.409 --> 00:47:43.869 it was clear that they were wearing something. 00:47:44.250 --> 00:47:46.269 It didn't appear that they had any genitals. 00:47:46.989 --> 00:47:50.030 They had no muscle tone at all. They were just 00:47:50.030 --> 00:47:52.619 thin. And they were communicating with me and 00:47:52.619 --> 00:47:54.739 looking at me. And they were close, like where 00:47:54.739 --> 00:47:56.900 you are right now. And I think, like I said, 00:47:56.980 --> 00:47:58.539 I think it was at least three of them. I think 00:47:58.539 --> 00:48:00.139 there was four of them. But I remember there 00:48:00.139 --> 00:48:03.699 was one that was going like, like joking and 00:48:03.699 --> 00:48:06.300 then like joking around with me, like trying 00:48:06.300 --> 00:48:09.780 to scare me. And then like, and it felt to me 00:48:09.780 --> 00:48:13.000 after they did it, like, relax, like, this is 00:48:13.000 --> 00:48:16.289 OK. Like, don't be freaked out. Whatever this 00:48:16.289 --> 00:48:18.829 is don't be freaked out and then I woke up and 00:48:18.829 --> 00:48:20.369 when I woke and then there was also this weird 00:48:20.369 --> 00:48:22.650 Reptilian element of it. There was like a barrier 00:48:22.650 --> 00:48:25.210 they had a barrier and they were feeding like 00:48:25.210 --> 00:48:28.650 with They were like pouring food to these things 00:48:28.650 --> 00:48:32.889 that almost like it was letting me know The the 00:48:32.889 --> 00:48:36.570 protection between you and this horrific danger 00:48:36.570 --> 00:48:40.070 That's out there in the world in the universe 00:48:40.070 --> 00:48:43.760 in life. It's very it's very thin There's very 00:48:43.760 --> 00:48:45.780 thin protection. There's not much protection. 00:48:46.059 --> 00:48:49.179 It was just like a barrier, like a simple barrier, 00:48:50.099 --> 00:48:54.000 like a fucking blockade they put to keep a crowd 00:48:54.000 --> 00:48:56.420 from passing through an area to let you know 00:48:56.420 --> 00:48:58.619 you're not supposed to go here. It's very weird. 00:48:58.619 --> 00:49:00.699 It's crazy how much you... How long ago did you 00:49:00.699 --> 00:49:03.300 have this dream? A few months ago. But isn't 00:49:03.300 --> 00:49:05.860 it so wild that something that didn't happen 00:49:05.860 --> 00:49:09.260 can be locked in your memory and then you just, 00:49:09.260 --> 00:49:11.340 you're like... God, it affects you almost like 00:49:11.340 --> 00:49:14.940 it did. Well, now it's like a memory of my recollection 00:49:14.940 --> 00:49:17.860 of the memory, which is odd, which is memories 00:49:17.860 --> 00:49:20.480 in general, which is why people distort memories 00:49:20.480 --> 00:49:22.519 and change them and make, you know, make the 00:49:22.519 --> 00:49:24.300 past something that's not really, you know, you've 00:49:24.300 --> 00:49:26.960 talked to people that, yeah, yeah, yeah, we all 00:49:26.960 --> 00:49:29.780 do it. I do it on podcasts. Yeah, everybody does 00:49:29.780 --> 00:49:33.099 it. But this was different. This whatever this 00:49:33.099 --> 00:49:38.340 dream was. I mean, look, there's a lot of. Confusion 00:49:38.340 --> 00:49:40.579 about what happens during sleep, you know We 00:49:40.579 --> 00:49:44.380 don't exactly know why you have dreams and what 00:49:44.380 --> 00:49:46.460 it's all what it what's the function of it? What's 00:49:46.460 --> 00:49:49.500 the purpose of it? But this one was different. 00:49:49.559 --> 00:49:52.519 It was much more realistic than any dream. I 00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:56.880 had ever experienced before like The interaction 00:49:56.880 --> 00:50:00.639 between me and these creatures, these beings, 00:50:00.840 --> 00:50:03.440 was very different than anything I'd ever experienced 00:50:03.440 --> 00:50:07.639 in a dream. To the point where I felt it physically. 00:50:08.199 --> 00:50:11.360 And I woke up, I can sleep on a bag of rocks. 00:50:11.760 --> 00:50:14.840 I can just go to sleep, dude. It drives my wife 00:50:14.840 --> 00:50:17.739 crazy, because she struggles to sleep, and if 00:50:17.739 --> 00:50:20.429 we got on a plane, I just... I just cock out 00:50:20.429 --> 00:50:23.110 because I'm always going so like when it's time 00:50:23.110 --> 00:50:25.349 when it's downtime Yeah, I don't have a problem 00:50:25.349 --> 00:50:27.630 sleeping dog. I can go to sleep. I sleep on a 00:50:27.630 --> 00:50:30.650 roof I can sleep I couldn't go back to sleep, 00:50:30.650 --> 00:50:33.730 which is really weird for me. I mean I was wide 00:50:33.730 --> 00:50:37.769 awake at four in the morning, you know I'm like, 00:50:37.929 --> 00:50:41.150 okay I'm going to the gym because I laid in bed 00:50:41.150 --> 00:50:43.230 for a whole hour trying to go back to sleep. 00:50:43.230 --> 00:50:45.389 So and it's just a dream Just go to sleep. I'm 00:50:45.389 --> 00:50:47.110 like, dude, just get up. You're not going to 00:50:47.110 --> 00:50:49.730 sleep. I'm like, alright, well, I'm up I'll just 00:50:49.730 --> 00:50:51.829 go work out. Like, maybe that'll help me go to 00:50:51.829 --> 00:50:55.650 sleep. Nope. I was wide awake. Wide awake. I 00:50:55.650 --> 00:50:57.769 wasn't even... Most of the time when I'm working 00:50:57.769 --> 00:51:00.090 out, I'm either watching music or watching fights 00:51:00.090 --> 00:51:02.989 on TV. I didn't even do that. I was just by myself 00:51:02.989 --> 00:51:05.750 in silence, trying to make sense of it. Just 00:51:05.750 --> 00:51:08.230 doing chin -ups and dips and trying to make sense 00:51:08.230 --> 00:51:10.610 of whatever the fuck that was. Because it just 00:51:10.610 --> 00:51:14.730 didn't seem like a dream. It felt so real. It 00:51:14.730 --> 00:51:17.210 felt so real. And when I've talked to, like, 00:51:17.250 --> 00:51:19.840 my UFO friends, I feel like... Like Jesse Michaels 00:51:19.840 --> 00:51:22.099 is like really in the UFOs. Oh, he's like, I 00:51:22.099 --> 00:51:24.900 think you had a real encounter Mike. I don't 00:51:24.900 --> 00:51:26.739 know, you know, I don't know what it was But 00:51:26.739 --> 00:51:28.940 it certainly felt like a real encounter. Whatever 00:51:28.940 --> 00:51:30.739 it was Do you listen to anything while you sleep 00:51:30.739 --> 00:51:32.920 or you sleep in the south? Oh, I listen to podcasts. 00:51:32.920 --> 00:51:36.159 So I've dream while you're sleeping always I 00:51:36.159 --> 00:51:38.599 listen to so unhealthy listen to podcasts about 00:51:38.599 --> 00:51:41.780 Rasputin last night I'll never see his dick. 00:51:41.880 --> 00:51:43.860 They have his dick pickled in a jar. Are you 00:51:43.860 --> 00:51:46.579 serious? Yeah, dude, he was You know, he was 00:51:46.579 --> 00:51:49.380 just fingering chicks You sure I don't know. 00:51:49.380 --> 00:51:51.719 I think it's not it's not in the giant hog like 00:51:51.719 --> 00:51:53.900 that I think he's put it to use find Rasputin's 00:51:53.900 --> 00:52:00.099 hog, but he was You'll see it that's my god the 00:52:00.099 --> 00:52:03.380 size of that hog By the way, that's limp and 00:52:03.380 --> 00:52:05.460 dead Imagine what that thing looked like when 00:52:05.460 --> 00:52:07.980 it was hard Look at that look in that guy's face. 00:52:07.980 --> 00:52:11.400 Look at the size of this cook. Look at this cook 00:52:11.400 --> 00:52:15.039 Big old fucking pickled. That's a big dick. I 00:52:15.039 --> 00:52:19.099 mean like again, this is like Dead man's dick. 00:52:19.480 --> 00:52:22.159 So there's no blood in it at all. Imagine what 00:52:22.159 --> 00:52:25.480 that thing was like hard big old Russian dick 00:52:25.480 --> 00:52:28.559 Big old axe handle. Thank God. That wasn't my 00:52:28.559 --> 00:52:32.260 dream. So he was You know, he was like, what 00:52:32.260 --> 00:52:34.199 does it say? Rasputin's alleged genitals are 00:52:34.199 --> 00:52:38.159 sold in 2000 for $8 ,000 still surrounded by 00:52:38.159 --> 00:52:39.860 mystery with some experts believing it might 00:52:39.860 --> 00:52:42.719 actually belong to a bull. Shut up. They've had 00:52:42.719 --> 00:52:45.679 a hard time killing him Yeah, they try to poison 00:52:45.679 --> 00:52:47.699 him right and they shoot him at the end and then 00:52:47.699 --> 00:52:49.500 throw him in the fucking river Well Russians 00:52:49.500 --> 00:52:52.039 are different white people. Ah, that's the joke. 00:52:52.039 --> 00:52:54.500 I missed last night. What there was in the bottom 00:52:54.500 --> 00:52:56.579 of the barrel? They were like Trump versus Putin 00:52:56.579 --> 00:52:59.059 and I was like and I was thinking about Russ 00:52:59.059 --> 00:53:01.179 Putin But I was thinking but I was like Trump 00:53:01.179 --> 00:53:03.440 Russians are hard to kill and then I just went 00:53:03.440 --> 00:53:08.239 on to What was this thing? He was like a spiritual 00:53:08.239 --> 00:53:11.360 advisor Joe, that's great. I'll tell you everything. 00:53:11.460 --> 00:53:14.340 You know, it was a self -described holy man He 00:53:14.340 --> 00:53:19.239 was from 1869 to 1966. He was from Siberia. So 00:53:19.239 --> 00:53:21.659 he gained significant influence with Tsar Nicholas 00:53:21.659 --> 00:53:24.900 II after 1905, rapidly earning the trust of both 00:53:24.900 --> 00:53:27.480 Nicholas himself and his wife Alexandra. He became 00:53:27.480 --> 00:53:30.800 a healer, in quotes, for their hemophiliac son, 00:53:31.239 --> 00:53:33.719 Alexei. What was happening was Alexei was getting 00:53:33.719 --> 00:53:36.820 given aspirin by the doctors. And Rasputin came 00:53:36.820 --> 00:53:39.119 in and was like, yo, get the doctors away from 00:53:39.119 --> 00:53:40.719 him. And he was a hemophiliac. He had internal 00:53:40.719 --> 00:53:42.719 bleeding. And when they removed the aspirin, 00:53:42.739 --> 00:53:45.059 which is a blood thinner, the kid started to 00:53:45.059 --> 00:53:50.010 heal. And so the Tsarina said he's magic even 00:53:50.010 --> 00:53:52.070 like at one point the kid was gonna die and he 00:53:52.070 --> 00:53:54.150 wrote a letter and he said leave tell that your 00:53:54.150 --> 00:53:56.289 kids gonna be fine I had a dream about it but 00:53:56.289 --> 00:53:58.130 get the doctors out of there and the doctors 00:53:58.130 --> 00:54:00.030 were always giving him aspirin and that was what 00:54:00.030 --> 00:54:03.030 was injuring the kid they're all all the royalty 00:54:03.030 --> 00:54:05.869 at that time were hemophiliacs what yeah because 00:54:05.869 --> 00:54:08.130 of the inbreeding that's why they have chins 00:54:08.130 --> 00:54:10.550 they had long noses and they were all hemophiliacs 00:54:10.550 --> 00:54:15.630 and so but what's crazy is the Russian So she 00:54:15.630 --> 00:54:18.610 loved Rasputin and would write letters to Rasputin 00:54:18.610 --> 00:54:21.489 that kind of sound a little sketchy But then 00:54:21.489 --> 00:54:24.630 all of the all of Russia started thinking this 00:54:24.630 --> 00:54:27.769 healer has an end to the czar in this arena So 00:54:27.769 --> 00:54:30.090 all of a sudden this healers running the country 00:54:30.090 --> 00:54:31.889 what they didn't know they couldn't tell anyone 00:54:31.889 --> 00:54:34.590 No, our kids a fucking hemophiliac. They couldn't 00:54:34.590 --> 00:54:36.789 tell anyone that because then they looked weak 00:54:36.789 --> 00:54:41.130 And so so in a weird way Rasputin got Kind of 00:54:41.130 --> 00:54:43.349 thrown to the wolves because they couldn't tell 00:54:43.349 --> 00:54:45.630 him why we why they needed him that she wasn't 00:54:45.630 --> 00:54:48.110 fucking him That their marriage was intact. How 00:54:48.110 --> 00:54:49.489 do you know she wasn't fucking with that big 00:54:49.489 --> 00:54:51.349 old giant dick? They're probably that was laying 00:54:51.349 --> 00:54:53.610 pipe. He might have been he probably she wrote 00:54:53.610 --> 00:54:56.070 a letter says I kiss your like she wrote a letter 00:54:56.070 --> 00:54:58.769 and Translation was like kiss your cheek gently. 00:54:58.869 --> 00:55:01.909 Oh, yeah some shit. Yeah, he fucked her It was 00:55:01.909 --> 00:55:04.090 Catherine the great that fucked a horse. I heard 00:55:04.090 --> 00:55:06.250 about that. Yeah, didn't she die fucking a horse? 00:55:06.349 --> 00:55:08.670 I think so I went to that bar in Russia when 00:55:08.670 --> 00:55:11.119 I was in Russia. We went to that barn If you 00:55:11.119 --> 00:55:14.320 you inbreed, you know multiple generations in 00:55:14.320 --> 00:55:16.300 a row and then give them ultimate power They're 00:55:16.300 --> 00:55:19.380 gonna start fucking horses. I mean what what 00:55:19.380 --> 00:55:21.599 kind of life is that? What kind of weird world 00:55:21.599 --> 00:55:24.840 is that you're born royal? It's insane. You don't 00:55:24.840 --> 00:55:27.159 want to watch it again what? Game of Thrones. 00:55:27.659 --> 00:55:29.760 Started it all from the beginning. Are you serious? 00:55:30.099 --> 00:55:32.099 Fucking amazing. We're on season two now. You 00:55:32.099 --> 00:55:34.440 with your family? Yeah, me and my wife. It's 00:55:34.440 --> 00:55:37.380 so good, dude. We did it with the girls on vacation. 00:55:37.739 --> 00:55:39.559 Bro, whoever that dude is that played Joffrey, 00:55:39.659 --> 00:55:43.300 that guy... should get all the awards. He's so 00:55:43.300 --> 00:55:46.880 good. His transition from being like a shitty 00:55:46.880 --> 00:55:52.239 kid to an evil king is fucking amazing. The way 00:55:52.239 --> 00:55:56.480 he plays Joffrey is fucking incredible. I forgot 00:55:56.480 --> 00:55:58.460 how good that show is. It's one of the greatest 00:55:58.460 --> 00:56:01.760 shows of all time. It's so good. You'll never 00:56:01.760 --> 00:56:04.340 see him as anything other than Joffrey. It's 00:56:04.340 --> 00:56:06.780 a problem. Yeah, that's a problem for a lot of 00:56:06.780 --> 00:56:09.119 people that have like significant like Kramer. 00:56:09.579 --> 00:56:12.619 You know like two things a couple things. This 00:56:12.619 --> 00:56:14.059 is the other thing Do you know he wrote a book 00:56:14.059 --> 00:56:16.500 and didn't mention that in the book really? Yeah, 00:56:16.559 --> 00:56:18.500 that's interesting Yeah, somebody read the book 00:56:18.500 --> 00:56:20.260 one of the comics read the book He's like I'm 00:56:20.260 --> 00:56:22.119 waiting for that to come up because he never 00:56:22.119 --> 00:56:24.639 fucking brings it up What's the what's the title 00:56:24.639 --> 00:56:27.750 a tell -all book except for one thing? Except 00:56:27.750 --> 00:56:29.369 for the fucking biggest thing that's ever happened. 00:56:29.369 --> 00:56:30.869 The biggest thing that ever happened in my life. 00:56:30.869 --> 00:56:33.210 Not only that, it was the first cancellation, 00:56:33.530 --> 00:56:35.670 the first public cancellation. Was that really 00:56:35.670 --> 00:56:37.730 the first cancellation? Oh yeah, through viral 00:56:37.730 --> 00:56:39.989 video. The first public cancellation through 00:56:39.989 --> 00:56:45.010 viral video. Because I remember that night because 00:56:45.010 --> 00:56:48.250 I think I was at the improv and then I came over 00:56:48.250 --> 00:56:52.070 to remember that night and Brett Ernst Was at 00:56:52.070 --> 00:56:54.010 the store. He had just come over from the laugh 00:56:54.010 --> 00:56:56.929 factor. He goes, bro. He goes I was just a laugh 00:56:56.929 --> 00:56:59.849 actor goes Kramer was off the rails. He goes 00:56:59.849 --> 00:57:02.110 he went nuts He got heckled. You start yelling 00:57:02.110 --> 00:57:04.250 the n -word at these fucking people in the audience. 00:57:04.289 --> 00:57:07.460 I don't know He goes dude. It was fucking crazy 00:57:07.460 --> 00:57:09.739 goes he was bombing and they were heckling him 00:57:09.739 --> 00:57:12.059 and then he starts dropping in bombs I'm like 00:57:12.059 --> 00:57:14.179 no way goes. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck 00:57:14.179 --> 00:57:17.539 he was on, but he did a set at the store He seemed 00:57:17.539 --> 00:57:20.780 a little a little speedy Yeah a little you know 00:57:20.780 --> 00:57:23.920 a little elevated and then left the store bombed 00:57:23.920 --> 00:57:25.900 at the store and went over to the laugh Factory 00:57:25.900 --> 00:57:28.800 and that was that night He did he was at the 00:57:28.800 --> 00:57:31.719 improv the weekend before and I was there and 00:57:31.719 --> 00:57:33.980 he was he was doing stand -up, but he was doing 00:57:35.889 --> 00:57:39.190 a version of Kramer, a version of like crazy 00:57:39.190 --> 00:57:42.610 and he fell on a glass and broke the glass and 00:57:42.610 --> 00:57:44.829 cut himself. But everyone laughed and I think 00:57:44.829 --> 00:57:46.849 everyone's like, I think he's bleeding. But it 00:57:46.849 --> 00:57:49.210 was like really off. Well, he was doing really 00:57:49.210 --> 00:57:51.630 off stuff from the jump. Like he came to the 00:57:51.630 --> 00:57:54.880 store. Think he just decided to start doing stand 00:57:54.880 --> 00:57:56.500 -up because Seinfeld had been canceled for a 00:57:56.500 --> 00:57:58.119 long time want to start doing something again 00:57:58.119 --> 00:57:59.760 And he started doing stand -up, but he didn't 00:57:59.760 --> 00:58:01.659 have any material. Yeah, he would just kind of 00:58:01.659 --> 00:58:04.119 fall down It was weird He would like pretend 00:58:04.119 --> 00:58:06.360 that something went wrong and like try to do 00:58:06.360 --> 00:58:09.880 the mic stand and slip and fall It was very odd, 00:58:10.219 --> 00:58:13.260 which is also my theory that I've been telling 00:58:13.260 --> 00:58:18.670 everybody about Chevy chase Everybody is talking 00:58:18.670 --> 00:58:21.230 about what a terrible person Chevy Chase is and 00:58:21.230 --> 00:58:22.789 you know There's all these videos that come out 00:58:22.789 --> 00:58:25.889 of him screaming at people and being mean and 00:58:25.889 --> 00:58:27.989 you know I saw one with Bill Murray Rodney Dangerfield 00:58:27.989 --> 00:58:30.349 and him Where it's like back right when they're 00:58:30.349 --> 00:58:33.670 promoting caddyshack Yeah, some other guy right 00:58:33.670 --> 00:58:36.489 some other guy that's on the set and this is 00:58:36.489 --> 00:58:41.809 my take on it. I want you to pull up the Like 00:58:41.809 --> 00:58:46.050 a compilation of Chevy Chase's Pratt Falls, okay 00:58:46.440 --> 00:58:51.400 Chevy chase has to be in constant pain has to 00:58:51.400 --> 00:58:54.960 be he has to be in constant pain and almost 100 00:58:54.960 --> 00:59:00.619 % has CTE Chevy chase used to throw himself down 00:59:00.619 --> 00:59:03.699 flights of stairs He should throw himself off 00:59:03.699 --> 00:59:07.599 the stage into chairs and tables He used to like 00:59:07.599 --> 00:59:10.699 slip go flying through the air land on his head 00:59:10.699 --> 00:59:16.630 the most Ridiculous pratfalls The most aggressive, 00:59:17.210 --> 00:59:19.670 violent pratfalls you've ever seen. And he did 00:59:19.670 --> 00:59:23.809 this for years. For years. Like he was in a car 00:59:23.809 --> 00:59:28.090 crash multiple times a week for years. Wow. Yeah. 00:59:28.360 --> 00:59:30.659 I mean, maybe he had a shitty personality already. 00:59:30.659 --> 00:59:32.880 Well, I think he was also that first generation 00:59:32.880 --> 00:59:36.219 of what fame is like he was the most famous person 00:59:36.219 --> 00:59:39.179 to ever come off SNL ever like his walking off 00:59:39.179 --> 00:59:41.739 SNL was like Get ready for a movie star and I 00:59:41.739 --> 00:59:44.300 don't think I don't think will ever I won't ever 00:59:44.300 --> 00:59:48.519 understand the level of fame he had At the time 00:59:48.519 --> 00:59:51.739 like like his fame was like and this is also 00:59:51.739 --> 00:59:54.039 I mean like look I love Burt Reynolds But Steve 00:59:54.039 --> 00:59:56.300 Martin was super famous too, and he's not a cunt. 00:59:56.440 --> 00:59:57.820 No, you know what I mean? It's like I don't think 00:59:57.820 --> 01:00:00.000 that's it. I want to I want you to see these 01:00:00.000 --> 01:00:04.420 videos I can find a bunch of videos of it. Just 01:00:04.420 --> 01:00:06.360 you didn't I know there's a compilation I've 01:00:06.360 --> 01:00:08.239 seen it I just typed it in and the video that 01:00:08.239 --> 01:00:10.380 pops up only has it's a four -minute video of 01:00:10.380 --> 01:00:16.719 him on Johnny Carson No, I know There's a bunch 01:00:17.449 --> 01:00:21.510 There's a bunch. That was Gerald Ford fell, right? 01:00:22.250 --> 01:00:25.369 Yeah, because Gerald Ford was kind of like Biden. 01:00:25.449 --> 01:00:28.590 He would fall all the time. So here is... Dude, 01:00:29.329 --> 01:00:32.289 look at that. You know how hard he falls there? 01:00:32.610 --> 01:00:35.190 Go back and watch that again. Watch how hard 01:00:35.190 --> 01:00:37.650 he falls when he does this. This is him doing 01:00:37.650 --> 01:00:42.809 this Christmas... What happened? The Christmas 01:00:42.809 --> 01:00:50.440 thing that you just showed. You could find it 01:00:50.440 --> 01:00:55.179 Okay, watch this watch this watch him fall boom 01:00:55.179 --> 01:00:59.780 headfirst with the tree falls down barely stops 01:00:59.780 --> 01:01:05.900 his fall Chevy Chase worst wrestling moments 01:01:05.900 --> 01:01:09.719 from Saturday life like this is just This is 01:01:09.719 --> 01:01:12.480 him just stumbling around. This is nothing, but 01:01:12.480 --> 01:01:17.619 there's videos of him Fall okay, obviously that 01:01:17.619 --> 01:01:25.239 chair is gonna break No, this is not what I'm 01:01:25.239 --> 01:01:27.199 looking for see if he could find it find it and 01:01:27.199 --> 01:01:30.320 get back to us But there's I know there's videos 01:01:30.320 --> 01:01:34.219 of him like literally like flying off stage landing 01:01:34.219 --> 01:01:37.039 on his back Just slipping legs up in the air 01:01:37.039 --> 01:01:39.380 landing on his head. Yeah, I fell I'd have off 01:01:39.380 --> 01:01:41.480 a ladder for a TV show one time They're like 01:01:41.480 --> 01:01:43.820 we need you to fall and they had a crash pad 01:01:43.820 --> 01:01:47.090 it You get four steps up a ladder, you're high 01:01:47.090 --> 01:01:48.989 as fuck. Well, even if you have a crash pad, 01:01:49.170 --> 01:01:52.449 your head is wobbling around, right? So your 01:01:52.449 --> 01:01:55.250 brain is sloshing around from the impact. This 01:01:55.250 --> 01:01:56.730 is one of the things that people don't realize, 01:01:56.889 --> 01:01:59.710 like football players get brain damage from getting 01:01:59.710 --> 01:02:04.269 hit in the chest. So CTE, you can get from riding 01:02:04.269 --> 01:02:07.769 a jet ski. from bouncing on the waves. It's your 01:02:07.769 --> 01:02:11.230 brain walking, fucking bouncing around off the 01:02:11.230 --> 01:02:13.449 walls of your skull. From roller coasters. You 01:02:13.449 --> 01:02:15.130 can get it from everything. You can get it from 01:02:15.130 --> 01:02:18.579 a lot of things. Repeated. Sub concussive trauma, 01:02:18.579 --> 01:02:21.820 but he fell and landed on his fucking head. Yeah, 01:02:21.860 --> 01:02:24.500 and if you find the video that's compilation 01:02:24.500 --> 01:02:26.659 There's a compilation of people like the worst 01:02:26.659 --> 01:02:30.260 falls of Chevy chase and it's crazy Really and 01:02:30.260 --> 01:02:33.420 he did this for years That was his thing slip 01:02:33.420 --> 01:02:35.820 and fall slip and fall slip and fall and tons 01:02:35.820 --> 01:02:39.699 of coke all those things So slip and fall allegedly 01:02:39.699 --> 01:02:42.760 tons of coke allegedly allegedly. I mean, I don't 01:02:42.760 --> 01:02:46.199 know. I mean I read some books But the book on 01:02:46.199 --> 01:02:47.980 do you know what happened with Bill Murray was 01:02:47.980 --> 01:02:51.019 here when he was tired. Yeah, I love that book 01:02:51.019 --> 01:02:55.219 so when he Read Wired he read so the guy who 01:02:55.219 --> 01:02:57.840 wrote Wired was Bob Woodward Bob Woodward was 01:02:57.840 --> 01:03:00.139 the guy that was involved in Watergate He was 01:03:00.139 --> 01:03:03.840 the naval intelligence officer who became a journalist 01:03:03.840 --> 01:03:07.000 and his first ever assignment was to take down 01:03:07.000 --> 01:03:10.360 the president which is Very suspicious like Tucker 01:03:10.360 --> 01:03:12.320 Carlson told me the whole story behind I was 01:03:12.320 --> 01:03:14.780 like what? The people that were break that broke 01:03:14.780 --> 01:03:17.099 in were all FBI. The whole thing was a setup 01:03:17.099 --> 01:03:19.719 It was to set Nixon up and they'd already gotten 01:03:19.719 --> 01:03:22.880 rid of spirit Agnew who was his VP They got him 01:03:22.880 --> 01:03:24.920 on I think corruption charges. I forget what 01:03:24.920 --> 01:03:27.960 it was. Didn't Kennedy put the the bug system 01:03:27.960 --> 01:03:30.739 in there Wasn't that it was the president before 01:03:30.739 --> 01:03:33.860 that put the put the wire the wiring in the inside 01:03:33.860 --> 01:03:37.619 the room, right? What room in Watergate didn't 01:03:37.619 --> 01:03:40.840 was didn't know no no no no no listen. It was 01:03:40.840 --> 01:03:43.619 a setup Nixon was not involved in the setup, 01:03:43.619 --> 01:03:46.159 but they told him about what happened, and then 01:03:46.159 --> 01:03:48.519 he was involved in the cover -up That's how they 01:03:48.519 --> 01:03:49.980 okay, okay? That's how they got him And that's 01:03:49.980 --> 01:03:52.360 how he got removed from office and the recordings 01:03:52.360 --> 01:03:54.679 were from his office right the recordings were 01:03:54.679 --> 01:03:56.820 from the Democratic Party So he was recording 01:03:56.820 --> 01:04:00.219 the Democratic Party. He was Recording he was 01:04:00.219 --> 01:04:02.760 secretly recording the opposition party, but 01:04:02.760 --> 01:04:06.679 he didn't do it So, the FBI did it, and then 01:04:06.679 --> 01:04:08.860 they brought it to him, knowing that he would 01:04:08.860 --> 01:04:10.679 cover it up. And that's where he committed the 01:04:10.679 --> 01:04:12.760 crime. Like, instead of coming out and saying, 01:04:13.119 --> 01:04:16.599 hey, some people have recorded these people. 01:04:16.679 --> 01:04:18.860 And even if he did that, they would have said 01:04:18.860 --> 01:04:21.079 he was involved. But the whole thing was to get 01:04:21.079 --> 01:04:22.880 him out of office. The reason why they wanted 01:04:22.880 --> 01:04:25.400 to get him out of office was because he was publicly 01:04:25.400 --> 01:04:28.269 and privately stating, at least Amongst other 01:04:28.269 --> 01:04:30.309 people that were in the White House and that 01:04:30.309 --> 01:04:32.590 he knew who killed JFK And he was gonna get to 01:04:32.590 --> 01:04:35.210 the bottom of it because look JFK had just been 01:04:35.210 --> 01:04:39.630 killed He ran against JFK in 60 in 1960 60 or 01:04:39.630 --> 01:04:43.210 62 62. What year was it? It either way. I think 01:04:43.210 --> 01:04:47.610 it was 60 He ran against JFK and then JFK gets 01:04:47.610 --> 01:04:49.829 assassinated and now he's the president and when 01:04:49.829 --> 01:04:53.110 he's the president He was publicly stating or 01:04:53.110 --> 01:04:55.110 privately saying to different people, like he 01:04:55.110 --> 01:04:56.829 was going to get to the bottom of it and he knew 01:04:56.829 --> 01:04:59.889 who killed JFK. He was like investigating it. 01:04:59.889 --> 01:05:01.730 He was interested in it, obviously, because he 01:05:01.730 --> 01:05:03.210 was worried they were going to kill him. And 01:05:03.210 --> 01:05:04.449 so then they set him up and they removed him 01:05:04.449 --> 01:05:06.949 from office and they put Gerald Ford in as his 01:05:06.949 --> 01:05:09.769 VP. Gerald Ford was also on the Warren Commission. 01:05:10.650 --> 01:05:13.190 Like the whole thing was a giant setup to get 01:05:13.190 --> 01:05:15.809 rid of the most popular president in the history 01:05:15.809 --> 01:05:17.570 of the country. You know, and everybody's like, 01:05:17.570 --> 01:05:19.550 oh, Nixon's a crook, Nixon's a crook. I'm not 01:05:19.550 --> 01:05:24.150 a crook. That was all like his gigantic propaganda 01:05:24.150 --> 01:05:27.809 PR campaign to remove Nixon from office. It was 01:05:27.809 --> 01:05:31.489 all a deep state operation. Wow. Nixon won the 01:05:31.489 --> 01:05:33.409 presidency like the widest margin of anybody 01:05:33.409 --> 01:05:35.670 in history. He was the most popular president 01:05:35.670 --> 01:05:38.190 in history. And in today's days, we think of 01:05:38.190 --> 01:05:40.809 Nixon as being a crook and a scumbag, but he 01:05:40.809 --> 01:05:43.369 didn't even do it. He was just involved in the 01:05:43.369 --> 01:05:45.840 cover -up when they brought it to him. Was like, 01:05:45.840 --> 01:05:47.440 what is he gonna do? He's running for president 01:05:47.440 --> 01:05:50.099 again to reelection and they're saying, you know 01:05:50.099 --> 01:05:53.199 Hey, these guys they busted these guys recording 01:05:53.199 --> 01:05:57.440 things Cover it up. And so that's how they got 01:05:57.440 --> 01:05:59.679 him. And what was his post presidency? So what 01:05:59.679 --> 01:06:02.260 do you mean? Let me finish. Oh, so before I go 01:06:02.260 --> 01:06:05.780 any further so Bill Murray is here and he said 01:06:05.780 --> 01:06:09.119 he read the first couple pages of wired and he 01:06:09.119 --> 01:06:11.559 goes he put it down He goes, oh my god, they 01:06:11.559 --> 01:06:14.239 framed Nixon That was the first thing that he 01:06:14.239 --> 01:06:18.750 said He said because the version that Bob Woodward 01:06:18.750 --> 01:06:22.670 told of John Belushi his very good friend was 01:06:22.670 --> 01:06:26.590 so wildly off He goes that time where John did 01:06:26.590 --> 01:06:29.210 that speedball and died was probably the only 01:06:29.210 --> 01:06:31.289 time we ever did that He goes he was a total 01:06:31.289 --> 01:06:33.230 lightweight. He would have a couple of drinks 01:06:33.230 --> 01:06:35.570 and he'd be drunk He wasn't a guy who did drugs 01:06:35.570 --> 01:06:37.769 all the time. He goes it was all bullshit. Are 01:06:37.769 --> 01:06:40.369 you serious? Yes Yes. Do you realize like guys 01:06:40.369 --> 01:06:43.929 like Chris Farley literally idolized John Belushi 01:06:43.929 --> 01:06:46.610 because of books like Wired. Exactly. Exactly. 01:06:47.030 --> 01:06:49.449 And well, the difference is Chris Farley really 01:06:49.449 --> 01:06:52.230 was doing drugs. Myself, I idolized John Belushi. 01:06:52.329 --> 01:06:54.989 I read Wired when I was in college and was like, 01:06:55.030 --> 01:06:57.969 dude, this is, I mean, there's so many aspects 01:06:57.969 --> 01:07:01.010 of my personality that I draw from a book like 01:07:01.010 --> 01:07:04.030 that of like the way he was comfortable in an 01:07:04.030 --> 01:07:06.730 agent's office. And about P12 shots I get because 01:07:06.730 --> 01:07:09.070 of John Belushi. Well, I'm sure he did all those 01:07:09.070 --> 01:07:11.369 things, and I'm sure he partied, but like the 01:07:11.369 --> 01:07:14.849 version, this exaggerated version of just being 01:07:14.849 --> 01:07:18.309 completely out of control on drugs was fake. 01:07:19.170 --> 01:07:21.489 And this is according to Bill Murray, who is 01:07:21.489 --> 01:07:23.710 best friends with him. He's like, it's not true. 01:07:23.789 --> 01:07:25.210 It's like if somebody tried to write something 01:07:25.210 --> 01:07:27.550 about you, and I read it and I was like, this 01:07:27.550 --> 01:07:31.110 is not bird at all. So his initial thought was, 01:07:31.510 --> 01:07:35.690 oh my God, they framed Nixon. Jesus Christ. And 01:07:35.690 --> 01:07:38.460 they did. They did frame Nixon. See if you can 01:07:38.460 --> 01:07:41.960 find the video of Tucker Carlson explaining to 01:07:41.960 --> 01:07:44.760 me how they frame Nixon I have a copy of wired 01:07:44.760 --> 01:07:47.260 in my tour bus. Yeah, don't read it. I'm gonna 01:07:47.260 --> 01:07:49.619 get rid of Bob Bob Woodward's intelligence agent 01:07:49.619 --> 01:07:52.940 100 % he was naval intelligence and then he left 01:07:52.940 --> 01:07:55.380 from that which he never really leave and then 01:07:55.380 --> 01:07:58.099 he became a reporter for the Washington Post 01:07:58.099 --> 01:08:01.400 And his first job was Watergate, which is nonsense. 01:08:01.400 --> 01:08:03.800 It's a fucking insane No way you would a senior 01:08:03.800 --> 01:08:05.559 reporter would be covering the most important 01:08:05.559 --> 01:08:07.639 story. You wouldn't give it to a rookie whose 01:08:07.639 --> 01:08:12.320 first assignment. What about Bernstein? What 01:08:12.320 --> 01:08:14.360 about him? I don't know. Because didn't they 01:08:14.360 --> 01:08:16.359 write it together? Yeah, they did. I mean, I 01:08:16.359 --> 01:08:18.520 don't know anything about Bernstein. Did we ever 01:08:18.520 --> 01:08:20.180 find out who Deepthroat was? Yeah, listen to 01:08:20.180 --> 01:08:21.819 this, though. This is seven minutes long. Watch 01:08:21.819 --> 01:08:23.260 the whole thing. Let's listen to some of it because 01:08:23.260 --> 01:08:26.239 it's interesting. That's what it is. It's their 01:08:26.239 --> 01:08:29.699 tool. And they're perfectly aware of that. I 01:08:29.699 --> 01:08:31.359 mean I used to write for the New York Times as 01:08:31.359 --> 01:08:32.600 a freelancer. I mean I've been around the New 01:08:32.600 --> 01:08:35.539 York Times a lot and There are yeah, there are 01:08:35.539 --> 01:08:36.880 a lot of really smart people there. I mean for 01:08:36.880 --> 01:08:39.380 sure even now I would less so now, but they're 01:08:39.380 --> 01:08:41.420 still I think smart people there there are I 01:08:41.420 --> 01:08:45.699 know some and they know But they think that that 01:08:45.699 --> 01:08:47.520 you know, it's worth it because they're bringing 01:08:47.520 --> 01:08:49.460 information or I don't know what they think actually 01:08:49.460 --> 01:08:54.520 But no, they're they're tools Power and that's 01:08:54.520 --> 01:08:55.819 like the one thing that you're not allowed to 01:08:55.819 --> 01:08:57.479 be even if you think the power is good like maybe 01:08:57.479 --> 01:08:59.939 they all support the agenda of the US government 01:08:59.939 --> 01:09:02.319 Destabilizing the world and impoverishing their 01:09:02.319 --> 01:09:05.100 own population. Maybe they're on board with that 01:09:05.100 --> 01:09:07.640 Even if they are they shouldn't do it because 01:09:07.640 --> 01:09:12.500 the job of the media the press is to keep power 01:09:12.500 --> 01:09:18.020 in check you are Kind of like the seat belt right, 01:09:18.100 --> 01:09:21.850 you know, right you make sure that Things don't 01:09:21.850 --> 01:09:25.449 go too far. So And they're not doing that. They're 01:09:25.449 --> 01:09:27.409 acting as a willing handmaiden. When do you think 01:09:27.409 --> 01:09:30.130 that's wished? I Think it's been the case for 01:09:30.130 --> 01:09:32.029 a long time. I mean if you look at what happened 01:09:32.029 --> 01:09:34.189 in Richard Nixon, which I of course did not understand 01:09:34.189 --> 01:09:38.489 at all Richard Nixon was taken out by the FBI 01:09:38.489 --> 01:09:43.710 and CIA and With the help of Bob Bob Woodward 01:09:43.710 --> 01:09:45.970 who was a Washington Post reporter who had been 01:09:45.970 --> 01:09:49.779 a naval intelligence officer working in the White 01:09:49.779 --> 01:09:52.920 House, working in the Nixon White House. And 01:09:52.920 --> 01:09:57.399 then he shows up, like a year later, and he's 01:09:57.399 --> 01:09:59.779 this brand new reporter. He'd never been a journalist 01:09:59.779 --> 01:10:03.319 at all. He's a naval intel officer. The famous 01:10:03.319 --> 01:10:06.539 Bob Woodward, we all revere. And he's at the 01:10:06.539 --> 01:10:08.979 Washington Post, and somehow he gets the biggest 01:10:08.979 --> 01:10:10.560 story in the history of the Washington Post. 01:10:10.680 --> 01:10:13.380 He's the lead guy in that story. Well, I worked 01:10:13.380 --> 01:10:14.899 in a newspaper. I've been in the news business 01:10:14.899 --> 01:10:17.020 my whole life. That is not how it works. You 01:10:17.020 --> 01:10:20.000 don't take a kid like his first day from a totally 01:10:20.000 --> 01:10:22.239 unrelated business and put him on the biggest 01:10:22.239 --> 01:10:26.079 story. But he was. He was that guy. And who is 01:10:26.079 --> 01:10:28.100 his main source for watergate? Oh, the number 01:10:28.100 --> 01:10:31.960 two guy at the FBI. Oh, so you have the naval 01:10:31.960 --> 01:10:35.819 intelligence officer working with the FBI official 01:10:35.819 --> 01:10:39.939 to destroy the president. Okay, so that's a deep 01:10:39.939 --> 01:10:42.369 state coup. How would you describe that? If that 01:10:42.369 --> 01:10:45.229 happened in Guatemala, what would you say? And 01:10:45.229 --> 01:10:47.010 yet, the way it was framed and the way that I 01:10:47.010 --> 01:10:50.189 accepted for decades was, oh, this intrepid reporter 01:10:50.189 --> 01:10:52.890 fought power. No, no, no. This intrepid reporter, 01:10:53.010 --> 01:10:56.210 Bob Woodward, was a tool of power, secret power, 01:10:56.229 --> 01:10:59.989 which is the most threatening kind, to bounce 01:10:59.989 --> 01:11:02.729 the single most popular president in American 01:11:02.729 --> 01:11:05.250 history, Richard Nixon, from office before the 01:11:05.250 --> 01:11:08.569 end of his term and replace him with who? Oh, 01:11:08.750 --> 01:11:11.369 Gerald Ford, who sat on the Warren Commission. 01:11:11.590 --> 01:11:14.189 Now, how did Gerald Ford get to be Richard Nixon's 01:11:14.189 --> 01:11:17.489 vice president? Well, because Carl Albert, the 01:11:17.489 --> 01:11:19.510 Democrat speaker of the House, told him, you 01:11:19.510 --> 01:11:22.770 must choose him. We will only confirm him when 01:11:22.770 --> 01:11:25.729 they sent the actual elected vice president away 01:11:25.729 --> 01:11:29.710 for tax evasion, Spiro Agnew of Maryland. So 01:11:29.710 --> 01:11:33.529 you have a complete setup. Gerald Ford, the only 01:11:33.529 --> 01:11:35.329 unelected president in American history, actually 01:11:35.329 --> 01:11:37.939 sat on the Warren Commission. Something else 01:11:37.939 --> 01:11:39.680 that I accepted at face value until I looked 01:11:39.680 --> 01:11:41.479 at it. I was like, that's completely insane. 01:11:41.500 --> 01:11:44.739 You didn't want to be in your investigation The 01:11:44.739 --> 01:11:47.619 assassination. Okay, you're fake. Yeah, he was 01:11:47.619 --> 01:11:51.159 on the Warren Commission and So sorry for the 01:11:51.159 --> 01:11:53.539 long story, but the point is like that that happened 01:11:53.539 --> 01:11:56.159 in front of all of us But the way it was framed 01:11:56.159 --> 01:11:58.800 cloaked to the obvious reality of it the people 01:11:58.800 --> 01:12:00.739 who broke into the Watergate office building 01:12:00.739 --> 01:12:04.659 from which the name is taken Watergate I think 01:12:04.659 --> 01:12:07.329 it was six of them or seven of them All but one 01:12:07.329 --> 01:12:11.050 was a CI employee. That's real. It's like, look 01:12:11.050 --> 01:12:14.850 it up on Google. So the whole thing, Richard 01:12:14.850 --> 01:12:19.069 Nixon was elected by more votes than any president 01:12:19.069 --> 01:12:22.529 in American history in the 1972 election. He 01:12:22.529 --> 01:12:24.649 was the most popular by votes, which is the only 01:12:24.649 --> 01:12:26.149 way we can really measure popularity, the most 01:12:26.149 --> 01:12:29.630 popular president in his reelection campaign. 01:12:29.670 --> 01:12:33.159 And two years later, he's gone. Undone by a naval 01:12:33.159 --> 01:12:35.779 intel officer the number two guy at the FBI and 01:12:35.779 --> 01:12:39.060 a bunch of CIA employees You tell me what that 01:12:39.060 --> 01:12:41.579 is. Those are the facts. Those are not disputed 01:12:41.579 --> 01:12:44.399 facts. That's not crackpot shit That's just look 01:12:44.399 --> 01:12:47.380 it up. So why did they want to get rid of Nixon? 01:12:49.760 --> 01:12:51.680 Um, you know, there are a lot of theories on 01:12:51.680 --> 01:12:54.000 that. I mean we don't first of all, we don't 01:12:54.000 --> 01:12:57.399 need to know motive to know what happened they 01:12:57.399 --> 01:13:00.720 meaning unelected federal employees got rid of 01:13:00.720 --> 01:13:03.920 Richard Nixon, which is the most Anti -democratic 01:13:03.920 --> 01:13:06.840 way to make a leadership change that there is 01:13:06.840 --> 01:13:09.840 okay. I Should just say that I actually kind 01:13:09.840 --> 01:13:11.279 of believe in democracy. Obviously. It's not 01:13:11.279 --> 01:13:13.600 working. Well, obviously it's ending globally 01:13:13.600 --> 01:13:15.640 There will never be another liberal democracy, 01:13:15.779 --> 01:13:17.619 unfortunately, but I'm attached to it because 01:13:17.619 --> 01:13:19.939 I was born here I really believe in it and it's 01:13:19.939 --> 01:13:22.680 better than any other system So that's why I'm 01:13:22.680 --> 01:13:26.239 pissed. What was their motive? There are a lot 01:13:26.239 --> 01:13:29.000 of theories on this there's an amazing conversations 01:13:29.000 --> 01:13:32.699 on tape Between Richard Nixon when he was still 01:13:32.699 --> 01:13:35.920 president he was in 1973 and I think it was Richard 01:13:35.920 --> 01:13:38.560 Helms the head of the CIA though I may have fucked 01:13:38.560 --> 01:13:40.079 that up, but it was the head of the CIA. I think 01:13:40.079 --> 01:13:44.720 it was Helms And Nixon says I know why they killed 01:13:44.720 --> 01:13:48.600 Jack Kennedy so Nixon was a student of history 01:13:48.600 --> 01:13:50.739 of obviously a flawed and complicated person, 01:13:50.739 --> 01:13:54.560 but a very very smart person And he was really 01:13:54.560 --> 01:13:56.699 interested in why this guy who'd been president, 01:13:56.939 --> 01:13:59.640 just one president before him, was murdered. 01:14:00.159 --> 01:14:03.119 And he didn't think it was a lone gunman who 01:14:03.119 --> 01:14:05.500 was mysteriously assassinated two days later 01:14:05.500 --> 01:14:07.899 by another lone gunman. Like, it's so obviously 01:14:07.899 --> 01:14:10.460 bullshit. And he knew that. And he said to the 01:14:10.460 --> 01:14:12.079 CIA director, who, and you can listen to the 01:14:12.079 --> 01:14:15.279 tape, it's on the internet, is totally silent 01:14:15.279 --> 01:14:19.579 on this question. So I think... There was the 01:14:19.579 --> 01:14:22.199 impression. I don't think I know that Nixon understood 01:14:22.199 --> 01:14:24.239 that the bureaucracy was really in control of 01:14:24.239 --> 01:14:27.319 the country. It wasn't elected officials and 01:14:27.319 --> 01:14:31.960 That's a massive threat Because it's true That's 01:14:31.960 --> 01:14:36.260 good. So dude Yeah, that's all media. Yeah all 01:14:36.260 --> 01:14:39.020 media takes their slant and their angle and decides 01:14:39.020 --> 01:14:41.420 they're gonna dictate it their way as opposed 01:14:41.420 --> 01:14:45.079 to I don't even know I I don't even know of a 01:14:45.079 --> 01:14:48.789 journalist that Mean no one it there's no one 01:14:48.789 --> 01:14:52.590 that sits Objectively and watches anything anymore. 01:14:52.850 --> 01:14:55.510 No not in mainstream media No, absolutely saw 01:14:55.510 --> 01:14:57.890 what they did with the photo of that kid who 01:14:57.890 --> 01:15:00.630 got shot that pretty guy who got shot in Minneapolis 01:15:00.630 --> 01:15:03.569 MSNBC doctored his photo and made him better 01:15:03.569 --> 01:15:07.310 -looking fixed his teeth Squared his jaw gave 01:15:07.310 --> 01:15:10.949 him a tan You don't see it. No. Well, please 01:15:10.949 --> 01:15:12.569 pull that we showed it yesterday, but we'll show 01:15:12.569 --> 01:15:15.229 it again today the before and after it's in the 01:15:15.239 --> 01:15:18.180 Text that I say, yeah, it's fucking crazy. Look 01:15:18.180 --> 01:15:21.340 at the difference What? Yeah, it's him on the 01:15:21.340 --> 01:15:24.079 left. He looks like Ari's brother on the right 01:15:24.079 --> 01:15:27.800 He looks like some fucking handsome cross fitter, 01:15:27.800 --> 01:15:30.880 but look at the difference Look at the teeth. 01:15:31.260 --> 01:15:33.760 Look at the nose. They shrunk his nose. They 01:15:33.760 --> 01:15:37.420 widen his jaw. They shrunk his chin That's crazy 01:15:37.420 --> 01:15:40.579 They decided he was too ugly to be sympathetic 01:15:40.579 --> 01:15:46.630 towards so so then so then Man this kind of bums 01:15:46.630 --> 01:15:49.989 me out that you I mean I always kind of had hopes 01:15:49.989 --> 01:15:52.729 up that if I turned on If I turned on the news, 01:15:52.729 --> 01:15:56.229 I'd hear some objective rant or some objectiveness 01:15:56.229 --> 01:15:59.350 of anything, but there's none Yeah, you got to 01:15:59.350 --> 01:16:01.390 go independent. You got to go to Glenn Greenwald 01:16:02.060 --> 01:16:04.000 Michael Schellenberger and people like that Matt 01:16:04.000 --> 01:16:05.739 tie B. You got to go to independent journalists 01:16:05.739 --> 01:16:06.920 There's the only ones that are gonna give you 01:16:06.920 --> 01:16:09.180 the real deal people that are connected to giant 01:16:09.180 --> 01:16:11.819 corporations that their jobs distribute the news 01:16:11.819 --> 01:16:13.500 They're not gonna give you they're gonna give 01:16:13.500 --> 01:16:16.579 you a narrative that's approved who was deep 01:16:16.579 --> 01:16:19.380 throat Because deep throat was exposed. They 01:16:19.380 --> 01:16:21.439 did eventually expose deep throat and it's even 01:16:21.439 --> 01:16:23.420 more shocking when you find out who deep throat 01:16:23.420 --> 01:16:28.329 was I saw the movie That's a different movie 01:16:28.329 --> 01:16:35.149 Well that the name my insight was Because in 01:16:35.149 --> 01:16:37.869 nod to the movie. Oh for real. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, 01:16:37.890 --> 01:16:42.649 the the movie came out first Deep throat was 01:16:42.649 --> 01:16:45.449 w mark felt the number two official the FBI during 01:16:45.449 --> 01:16:48.729 Watergate Who secretly provided key information 01:16:48.729 --> 01:16:50.869 to Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward? So 01:16:50.869 --> 01:16:53.939 the FBI was involved in the break -in The number 01:16:53.939 --> 01:16:57.079 two official at the FBI was the guy who was providing 01:16:57.079 --> 01:17:00.119 information under the name Deep Throat. So the 01:17:00.119 --> 01:17:04.100 FBI did it. They did the whole thing. Is that 01:17:04.100 --> 01:17:06.640 your phone? Yeah, I'm an old man, Joe. An old 01:17:06.640 --> 01:17:08.920 man. It's the FBI. He said FBI too many times. 01:17:09.300 --> 01:17:11.159 Who's calling you when it's on Do Not Disturb? 01:17:11.260 --> 01:17:13.939 It might be the FBI. Spam risk? Should I answer? 01:17:14.039 --> 01:17:17.340 No. Why is it? I don't understand. You put it 01:17:17.340 --> 01:17:18.899 on Do Not Disturb. I have no idea, Joe. I'm old. 01:17:18.899 --> 01:17:22.159 They're hacking it. They probably do. That's 01:17:22.159 --> 01:17:25.359 a weird ring though. It's an old man ring. Because 01:17:25.359 --> 01:17:27.199 my wife doesn't answer her fucking phone so I 01:17:27.199 --> 01:17:28.939 turned her ring to that so she changed my ring 01:17:28.939 --> 01:17:31.619 to that. We're two old fucking people. So then 01:17:31.619 --> 01:17:34.479 what's the fix? How do I trust anyone? We have 01:17:34.479 --> 01:17:37.500 to trust independent news. Independent media 01:17:37.500 --> 01:17:40.060 that's not connected to any corporation. Because 01:17:40.060 --> 01:17:41.579 as soon as you're connected to a corporation, 01:17:41.659 --> 01:17:43.760 you're connected to advertisers. As soon as you're 01:17:43.760 --> 01:17:46.619 connected to advertisers, a giant percentage 01:17:46.619 --> 01:17:49.260 of advertisers on television is pharmaceutical 01:17:49.260 --> 01:17:52.880 drug companies, major corporations. So you have 01:17:52.880 --> 01:17:55.119 things that you're not allowed to touch. That's 01:17:55.119 --> 01:17:57.560 why you never hear anything in all the news about 01:17:57.560 --> 01:18:00.260 vaccine injuries. You never never hear about 01:18:00.260 --> 01:18:01.699 all these people that are having strokes all 01:18:01.699 --> 01:18:03.840 these people that the rise in heart attacks the 01:18:03.840 --> 01:18:06.060 rise in myocarditis particularly amongst young 01:18:06.060 --> 01:18:09.199 people blood clots That's what we were talking 01:18:09.199 --> 01:18:12.779 about. I got vaxed like four times like boosters 01:18:12.779 --> 01:18:16.920 from ww johnson johnson johnson and uh, that's 01:18:16.920 --> 01:18:18.680 the first thing they say when they start looking 01:18:18.680 --> 01:18:20.720 at blood cuts They're like do you get vaccinated 01:18:20.720 --> 01:18:22.199 and I was like, yeah four times even doctors 01:18:22.199 --> 01:18:24.060 like fight You didn't need to do it four times. 01:18:24.239 --> 01:18:25.500 Yeah. Well, I don't know why you did that because 01:18:25.500 --> 01:18:28.069 you had to get new goddamn concert The show you 01:18:28.069 --> 01:18:29.630 didn't have to have four of them to get in a 01:18:29.630 --> 01:18:32.529 concert I had a TV first one was real early like 01:18:32.529 --> 01:18:34.470 I got it when when you were gotten canceled for 01:18:34.470 --> 01:18:37.090 getting it. Mm -hmm They're like just just Mexican 01:18:37.090 --> 01:18:38.909 people and I just went in with a mask on like 01:18:38.909 --> 01:18:41.970 hola You got a fucking shot in East LA excited 01:18:41.970 --> 01:18:44.550 to go shoot a movie Wow, they're like do not 01:18:44.550 --> 01:18:46.689 show your fucking face. I was like, I won't I 01:18:46.689 --> 01:18:48.609 won't why not show your face because it was like 01:18:48.609 --> 01:18:51.890 it was back when it was like it was just Was 01:18:51.890 --> 01:18:53.869 it neat not needy workers? What is it called 01:18:53.869 --> 01:18:56.199 the? Remember remember the first round of work 01:18:56.199 --> 01:18:58.279 workers. It was like like people you need in 01:18:58.279 --> 01:19:00.520 the country, you know, right and so I'm sure 01:19:00.520 --> 01:19:03.239 Yeah, and then I was shooting a movie. So like 01:19:03.239 --> 01:19:05.380 they got me a pass to get it Oh, so you got it 01:19:05.380 --> 01:19:06.739 when you weren't supposed to get it. Well, yeah 01:19:06.739 --> 01:19:10.479 way early way early interesting and then and 01:19:10.479 --> 01:19:13.500 then I got it I Got it. I had to get it again 01:19:13.500 --> 01:19:17.000 in Serbia For a movie and yeah, and that's when 01:19:17.000 --> 01:19:19.260 they made you get it again again Yeah, and then 01:19:19.260 --> 01:19:20.720 I got it when I came home and then I got it one 01:19:20.720 --> 01:19:22.880 more time Moe Amor told me how to do it He had 01:19:22.880 --> 01:19:25.340 to get boosted before they let him do his Netflix 01:19:25.340 --> 01:19:31.279 series. Yeah Why he might had kovat he'd recovered 01:19:31.279 --> 01:19:34.640 He had kovat when we were all doing those concerts 01:19:34.640 --> 01:19:38.180 when me and Chappelle and him and a bunch of 01:19:38.180 --> 01:19:41.119 other guys were we're doing those pandemic concerts 01:19:41.560 --> 01:19:44.359 He got COVID. So there was no reason for him 01:19:44.359 --> 01:19:46.279 to get boosted. I got boosted four times. I got 01:19:46.279 --> 01:19:49.399 COVID 11 times. God. I mean, it's like fucking... 01:19:49.399 --> 01:19:52.739 So crazy. It's crazy. I had COVID when I was 01:19:52.739 --> 01:19:55.439 shooting Free Bird. Jeez. I gave it to a bunch 01:19:55.439 --> 01:19:58.800 of people. They were like, you got a cough. And 01:19:58.800 --> 01:20:01.060 I was like, ah, it's fine. Do you want to get 01:20:01.060 --> 01:20:02.520 tested? I was like, no, I'm not getting tested. 01:20:03.600 --> 01:20:05.140 My wife asked me to wear a condom. I was like, 01:20:05.159 --> 01:20:08.699 we're good, guys. And then I gave it to one of 01:20:08.699 --> 01:20:11.539 the dudes, I think. The dude was wearing a mask. 01:20:11.539 --> 01:20:14.579 He was the only one that got it shout out to 01:20:14.579 --> 01:20:17.720 My buddy. Well, he probably had gotten boosted 01:20:17.720 --> 01:20:19.260 a bunch of times. I should tell everyone to watch 01:20:19.260 --> 01:20:22.359 freebird on Netflix I that's I should say that 01:20:22.359 --> 01:20:24.500 keep going. I can't tell you something. I'm obsessed 01:20:24.500 --> 01:20:29.819 with I'm dying to talk to you about So like I 01:20:29.819 --> 01:20:31.539 watched the I've been watching I've been watching 01:20:31.539 --> 01:20:35.260 a lot of UFC lately and and and I want your perspective 01:20:35.260 --> 01:20:38.020 because I'm thinking of this globally like Jordan 01:20:38.170 --> 01:20:40.569 They compare Jordan LeBron James, right? And 01:20:40.569 --> 01:20:43.970 they compare Tom Brady to Joe Montana. And the 01:20:43.970 --> 01:20:46.130 big argument they always say is, well, you know, 01:20:46.210 --> 01:20:49.369 Tom Brady couldn't play in the league Joe Montana 01:20:49.369 --> 01:20:50.930 played in because the rules were different. They 01:20:50.930 --> 01:20:53.590 got fucked up left and right. Right. And like 01:20:53.590 --> 01:20:55.390 they were concussions and there was no roughing 01:20:55.390 --> 01:20:57.409 the passer. You could hit the quarterback late. 01:20:57.590 --> 01:21:00.829 All that shit. Right. Well, what about UFC? Because 01:21:00.829 --> 01:21:04.210 like how would say and I don't mean slanderous. 01:21:04.329 --> 01:21:07.380 I just. curious. Someone like Tank Abbott or 01:21:07.380 --> 01:21:10.859 Dan Severinsen or Hoyce Gracie, how would they 01:21:10.859 --> 01:21:13.920 fare against, say, the fighters that are fighting 01:21:13.920 --> 01:21:18.600 today? Well, it really all depends on whether 01:21:18.600 --> 01:21:20.500 or not they're... I think Tank Abbott would do 01:21:20.500 --> 01:21:23.340 really well. I think Tank Abbott would do really 01:21:23.340 --> 01:21:25.600 well because the heavyweight division is the 01:21:25.600 --> 01:21:27.819 most shallow division. Like would he do really 01:21:27.819 --> 01:21:30.180 well against the guys like Cyril Gahn or Tom 01:21:30.180 --> 01:21:32.680 Aspinall? Probably not. But he didn't do really 01:21:32.680 --> 01:21:34.779 well against guys like Maury Smith. You know, 01:21:34.880 --> 01:21:37.500 the real elite strikers of the day. But Tank 01:21:37.500 --> 01:21:40.970 Abbott was... a fucking huge man. I mean, he 01:21:40.970 --> 01:21:45.109 was an enormous, powerful guy who had ridiculous 01:21:45.109 --> 01:21:48.489 knockout power, and he would brawl. And anybody 01:21:48.489 --> 01:21:50.289 who brawled... Look at Derek Lewis. Derek Lewis 01:21:50.289 --> 01:21:52.130 has the most knockouts in the history of the 01:21:52.130 --> 01:21:56.090 UFC. And he's not, like, the most highly skilled 01:21:56.090 --> 01:21:59.430 guy in the sport. He's just a really big, powerful 01:21:59.430 --> 01:22:01.689 guy who has unbelievable knockout power. And 01:22:01.689 --> 01:22:04.449 he's still... Relatively successful even today 01:22:04.449 --> 01:22:06.050 I mean as the most knockouts in the history of 01:22:06.050 --> 01:22:07.689 the heavyweight division But 10 tank Abbott would 01:22:07.689 --> 01:22:09.569 still fuck a lot of people up in the lower ranks 01:22:09.569 --> 01:22:11.649 of the heavyweight division Dan Severin would 01:22:11.649 --> 01:22:13.529 still take a lot of people down and beat their 01:22:13.529 --> 01:22:15.949 asses because he was an elite wrestler Like those 01:22:15.949 --> 01:22:17.810 kind of skills mark Coleman would take a lot 01:22:17.810 --> 01:22:20.029 of people down and beat their asses those skills 01:22:20.029 --> 01:22:23.050 That they have like the elite wrestlers and the 01:22:23.050 --> 01:22:25.250 really powerful punchers. They would always do 01:22:25.250 --> 01:22:30.710 well hoist Gracie First of all, if he was fighting 01:22:30.710 --> 01:22:33.630 in the UFC, he would be fighting without a gi. 01:22:34.029 --> 01:22:36.409 So that would be different, right? So he relied 01:22:36.409 --> 01:22:39.279 on the gi a lot because... He would get a hold 01:22:39.279 --> 01:22:42.579 of guys and they would grab the ghee like instinctively 01:22:42.579 --> 01:22:45.180 and like great like that's part That's what he 01:22:45.180 --> 01:22:47.560 wanted and then and then once it went to the 01:22:47.560 --> 01:22:51.340 ground I mean it was like a man and a child like 01:22:51.340 --> 01:22:54.779 his jiu -jitsu was so good and for the time No 01:22:54.779 --> 01:22:57.399 one even knew jiu -jitsu. So he was a black belt 01:22:57.399 --> 01:22:59.439 against white belts and he was just tapping out 01:22:59.439 --> 01:23:02.319 everybody Nobody had a chance in this day and 01:23:02.319 --> 01:23:05.420 age. That's just not the case anymore hoist Gracie 01:23:05.420 --> 01:23:09.039 still If he was alive today, or not if he's alive 01:23:09.039 --> 01:23:10.899 today, of course he's alive today, if he was 01:23:10.899 --> 01:23:13.399 competing today, if he was a young man competing 01:23:13.399 --> 01:23:17.840 today, he would still give hell to a lot of people 01:23:17.840 --> 01:23:20.239 in an appropriate weight class if it went to 01:23:20.239 --> 01:23:22.079 the ground because his jiu -jitsu is so good. 01:23:22.420 --> 01:23:25.079 His striking was always a means to an end. His 01:23:25.079 --> 01:23:27.319 striking, he would go at a distance, he would 01:23:27.319 --> 01:23:29.619 kick at your legs, but his whole thing was about 01:23:29.619 --> 01:23:31.340 closing the distance, getting you to the ground, 01:23:31.579 --> 01:23:33.859 strangling you, getting you an arm bar, tapping 01:23:33.859 --> 01:23:36.960 you out a triangle. Jiu -jitsu, so he was a pure 01:23:36.960 --> 01:23:39.439 jiu -jitsu fighter and if it went to the ground 01:23:39.439 --> 01:23:43.100 today He would still give real problems to a 01:23:43.100 --> 01:23:45.340 lot of fighters because he was that good He was 01:23:45.340 --> 01:23:47.720 that good at the ground on the ground and today 01:23:47.720 --> 01:23:49.640 with the difference in training partners. He'd 01:23:49.640 --> 01:23:52.920 be even better Yeah, I'm reading this book by 01:23:52.920 --> 01:23:55.579 Wright Thompson. You know that dude. He's he 01:23:55.579 --> 01:23:58.899 wrote pappy land No, but he's talking about Jordan 01:23:58.899 --> 01:24:02.340 in this book and how at 50 Jordan had a hard 01:24:02.340 --> 01:24:05.430 time Like going to the next phase of his life. 01:24:05.470 --> 01:24:07.750 He still was like what if I put him on what if 01:24:07.750 --> 01:24:11.109 I put I want You know is a champion and I happens 01:24:11.109 --> 01:24:13.750 with fighters, too Oh, yeah, I mean you go back 01:24:13.750 --> 01:24:16.810 to Shannon Sharpen. He's doing better now financially 01:24:16.810 --> 01:24:20.010 than he ever did But I bet he traded all of this. 01:24:20.010 --> 01:24:22.850 Yeah, it's the glory of sport. It's like there's 01:24:22.850 --> 01:24:26.069 nothing else like those highs. Especially for 01:24:26.069 --> 01:24:28.229 a fighter, when you're still like Justin Gaethje 01:24:28.229 --> 01:24:30.130 this weekend, who beat Patty Pimblitt. Oh my 01:24:30.130 --> 01:24:32.869 god. Crazy fight. That guy, when it was over, 01:24:33.529 --> 01:24:36.229 the happiness that he had, the smile on his face, 01:24:36.689 --> 01:24:40.170 he was just in a high, like nothing else in life. 01:24:40.550 --> 01:24:42.979 It's hard. for those guys to put that away. It's 01:24:42.979 --> 01:24:45.800 hard for those guys to let that go. And their 01:24:45.800 --> 01:24:47.960 identity is completely wrapped around the fact 01:24:47.960 --> 01:24:50.680 that they're an elite fighter. How did you not 01:24:50.680 --> 01:24:54.359 have your identity about your career? Because 01:24:54.359 --> 01:24:57.079 I know you pretty well and you never really like 01:24:57.079 --> 01:24:59.100 it's tough to disconnect your identity to your 01:24:59.100 --> 01:25:01.140 career or your dreams or your hopes Which I think 01:25:01.140 --> 01:25:03.680 fighters it's easy to understand athletes. It's 01:25:03.680 --> 01:25:05.560 easy to understand but I think it happens with 01:25:05.560 --> 01:25:09.380 comedians and actors and Even podcasters to say 01:25:09.380 --> 01:25:13.840 how did you not do that? Well, I don't know I 01:25:13.840 --> 01:25:16.159 recognize the pitfalls in it, but I also recognize 01:25:16.159 --> 01:25:17.779 that at the end of the day You're just a human 01:25:17.779 --> 01:25:21.439 being and I think I've said this a million times 01:25:21.439 --> 01:25:23.260 and I'm sorry I have to repeat it, but I think 01:25:23.579 --> 01:25:27.199 Brutal workouts are what center me It's the one 01:25:27.199 --> 01:25:29.140 thing that centers me more than anything in life 01:25:29.140 --> 01:25:34.000 because I do to myself I Humble myself all the 01:25:34.000 --> 01:25:37.000 time like I break myself I break myself down 01:25:37.000 --> 01:25:40.439 all the time So that like when life comes or 01:25:40.439 --> 01:25:42.359 like all that other stuff seems like something 01:25:42.359 --> 01:25:45.699 I do. It's fun. It's great It's but I'm just 01:25:45.699 --> 01:25:49.520 me I'm just a human being. I'm me in the 10th 01:25:49.520 --> 01:25:51.479 round when I want to quit. And the bell goes 01:25:51.479 --> 01:25:53.380 off, and I know I have to hit the bag for three 01:25:53.380 --> 01:25:56.020 more minutes. You know? Like, I know who I am. 01:25:56.159 --> 01:25:58.659 Like, I don't need my career to tell me who I 01:25:58.659 --> 01:26:00.800 am. And I have enough fuck you money that I could 01:26:00.800 --> 01:26:03.060 just sail off into the sunset. Bye bye. Do you 01:26:03.060 --> 01:26:05.880 think you will? No. No. No, I like this. It's 01:26:05.880 --> 01:26:07.760 fun. I've thought about it. I've thought about 01:26:07.760 --> 01:26:10.140 a bunch of things, doing different things. If 01:26:10.140 --> 01:26:12.800 I had multiple lives, I would live a bunch of 01:26:12.800 --> 01:26:15.039 different lives. Oh, tell me about one. I'd be 01:26:15.039 --> 01:26:17.039 a professional pool player. That's what I would 01:26:17.039 --> 01:26:20.600 like to do. Yeah. I'd like to go on a tour, play 01:26:20.600 --> 01:26:23.260 professional pool. If I just had like a year 01:26:23.260 --> 01:26:26.279 to really practice, I think I could do it. It's 01:26:26.279 --> 01:26:28.979 just, there's no way. There's no money. There's 01:26:28.979 --> 01:26:31.619 no time. There's nothing. So I just have to like 01:26:31.619 --> 01:26:33.979 keep that one in my head as a hobby and make 01:26:33.979 --> 01:26:36.539 sure I don't get too addicted to it. You know, 01:26:36.859 --> 01:26:39.460 my problem is I get addicted to things and then 01:26:39.460 --> 01:26:42.619 I just like obsess on them. And then the weird 01:26:42.619 --> 01:26:45.560 part of my brain that focuses obsessively on 01:26:45.560 --> 01:26:48.220 things. It would just overcome all the rest of 01:26:48.220 --> 01:26:50.020 my life and it would just be this one thing that 01:26:50.020 --> 01:26:53.079 I think of. I allow that in bursts. Like I allow 01:26:53.079 --> 01:26:55.300 that like when I was getting ready for my comedy 01:26:55.300 --> 01:26:57.220 special, my live special, that was my whole life. 01:26:57.260 --> 01:26:58.800 I didn't think about anything else other than 01:26:58.800 --> 01:27:01.140 doing that set. Like when I go hunting, I don't 01:27:01.140 --> 01:27:02.640 think about anything else other than getting 01:27:02.640 --> 01:27:05.199 in shape, shooting perfect arrows, getting ready 01:27:05.199 --> 01:27:09.340 to hunt. I allow myself these brief moments of 01:27:09.340 --> 01:27:12.100 obsession. But I have to be careful. I have to 01:27:12.100 --> 01:27:15.420 be careful with my brain. Your brain's fascinating. 01:27:15.840 --> 01:27:18.619 I wish I listened to you more. Like when we were 01:27:18.619 --> 01:27:21.119 younger, you said stuff that I just was like, 01:27:21.300 --> 01:27:24.640 that's not right. Like what? It might not be 01:27:24.640 --> 01:27:27.840 right for you. No, no, no. I wish I had. I remember 01:27:27.840 --> 01:27:30.279 one time you're like, you're working too hard. 01:27:30.780 --> 01:27:33.260 You should be your focus should be be less famous 01:27:33.260 --> 01:27:35.579 and I was like, what are you talking about? And 01:27:35.579 --> 01:27:37.239 now I'm there I'm like, oh, I know exactly what 01:27:37.239 --> 01:27:39.039 you're talking about. That's why I took the Spotify 01:27:39.039 --> 01:27:41.699 deal I was hoping I would be like 10 % less famous 01:27:41.699 --> 01:27:45.380 That was my idea. I was like good less people 01:27:45.380 --> 01:27:47.739 watch Spotify less people listen How many people 01:27:47.739 --> 01:27:49.520 gonna go over there like Jamie coming to kind 01:27:49.520 --> 01:27:51.239 of freaked out the beginning because we lost 01:27:51.239 --> 01:27:53.279 half of our audience Like right away. It's like 01:27:53.279 --> 01:27:56.539 we lost half the crowd like so what who cares? 01:27:56.829 --> 01:27:58.550 Good, I'll be less famous. I don't want to be. 01:27:58.630 --> 01:28:01.069 I wanted to be famous so bad. Well, it's because 01:28:01.069 --> 01:28:03.569 you weren't. Yeah. Right? And so I already was. 01:28:03.869 --> 01:28:05.750 So I kind of had a perspective, like, this isn't 01:28:05.750 --> 01:28:07.649 what everybody thinks it is. It's just weird. 01:28:08.130 --> 01:28:10.189 You know, like, the glory of it, it's all fake. 01:28:10.550 --> 01:28:12.409 Like, the people that love you, they don't even 01:28:12.409 --> 01:28:14.689 know you. No. Like, it's kind of crazy. Like, 01:28:14.789 --> 01:28:16.529 the people that love you should be the people 01:28:16.529 --> 01:28:19.239 that know you. You know, that's a good thing. 01:28:19.560 --> 01:28:21.659 If the people that know you hate you, but the 01:28:21.659 --> 01:28:23.859 rest of the world loves you, then you're in an 01:28:23.859 --> 01:28:26.579 Ellen position, right? You're in this weird position 01:28:26.579 --> 01:28:28.960 where you're a fake person. Yeah. Where everybody 01:28:28.960 --> 01:28:30.560 thinks you're one thing, but you're actually 01:28:30.560 --> 01:28:32.539 another thing. So the people around you don't 01:28:32.539 --> 01:28:34.640 like you. And then when the water breaks and 01:28:34.640 --> 01:28:36.239 everybody starts talking, all the staff start 01:28:36.239 --> 01:28:37.619 talking shit about you, and you realize like, 01:28:37.619 --> 01:28:42.279 oh, she was a monster. You know, so I think I 01:28:42.279 --> 01:28:45.619 had the benefit of having some fame. to realize 01:28:45.619 --> 01:28:47.939 like, oh, this is not. Also, I think about things 01:28:47.939 --> 01:28:49.819 a lot. I don't just accept things for what they 01:28:49.819 --> 01:28:51.680 are. If something's happening, I'm like, okay, 01:28:51.760 --> 01:28:54.560 but what is this really? What is this really? 01:28:55.619 --> 01:28:58.079 You did listen a little because I remember the 01:28:58.079 --> 01:28:59.680 one time I called you when you were on a motorcycle 01:28:59.680 --> 01:29:02.239 in Vietnam. And I was like, bro, you got to quit 01:29:02.239 --> 01:29:05.020 that job. And you're like, what? And I was like, 01:29:05.159 --> 01:29:06.840 you got to your funny comic, man. You're a funny 01:29:06.840 --> 01:29:09.060 dude. You're great on podcasts. You don't need 01:29:09.060 --> 01:29:11.420 to do this. Like the world's changed. This is 01:29:11.420 --> 01:29:15.279 holding you back. Thank God. Thank God. You know, 01:29:15.279 --> 01:29:16.659 it's like I always say like thank God I had the 01:29:16.659 --> 01:29:18.800 right people in my life at the right times Because 01:29:18.800 --> 01:29:20.699 I there's so much about like like I'll tell you 01:29:20.699 --> 01:29:22.979 like, you know with the blood clot thing They 01:29:22.979 --> 01:29:25.840 said, you know, I never every time I got sober 01:29:25.840 --> 01:29:27.739 was always to like just prove I could get sober 01:29:27.739 --> 01:29:29.739 for a month You know, right and just be like 01:29:29.739 --> 01:29:31.779 I'll take a break get healthy get good blood 01:29:31.779 --> 01:29:34.319 work. I'm back at it This is the first time I've 01:29:34.319 --> 01:29:38.340 ever looked at it. Like I never looked at how 01:29:38.340 --> 01:29:42.260 often I was disrespectful to my health Like how 01:29:42.260 --> 01:29:44.619 often I was like but get in the airport and be 01:29:44.619 --> 01:29:46.000 like drinking at six in the morning like fuck 01:29:46.000 --> 01:29:48.720 it, you know And then I go and now that I'm flying 01:29:48.720 --> 01:29:50.939 I'm forced to fly sober I get in the airport 01:29:50.939 --> 01:29:53.600 and I go have egg whites Egg whites you need 01:29:53.600 --> 01:29:56.159 the yolk. No, you can't have too much iron me 01:29:56.159 --> 01:29:58.760 on blood thinners This whole fucking thing's 01:29:58.760 --> 01:30:01.060 right here But they said sober for six months 01:30:01.060 --> 01:30:03.020 and then I and then I had a really interesting 01:30:03.020 --> 01:30:05.319 conversation with my trainer and with Leanne 01:30:05.319 --> 01:30:07.760 over this conversation They were like, you know, 01:30:07.859 --> 01:30:10.090 it's so funny is they don't see my lifestyle 01:30:10.090 --> 01:30:12.510 is partying and everything is disrespectful to 01:30:12.510 --> 01:30:15.170 my health because I work out, because I get blood 01:30:15.170 --> 01:30:17.409 work, because I'm sober for every now and they 01:30:17.409 --> 01:30:20.970 were saying, it's disrespectful to people that 01:30:20.970 --> 01:30:23.569 don't, that just say online and scroll and don't 01:30:23.569 --> 01:30:25.970 live their life. That's what's disrespectful. 01:30:26.149 --> 01:30:29.409 How so? Like if you were just like, you come 01:30:29.409 --> 01:30:31.369 home and you lock into video games and you don't 01:30:31.369 --> 01:30:33.050 go out and you don't really connect with people 01:30:33.050 --> 01:30:35.109 and then you wake up and you scroll for three 01:30:35.109 --> 01:30:37.289 hours and then you light a cigarette and you 01:30:37.289 --> 01:30:39.789 go to work and you come home and you play video 01:30:39.789 --> 01:30:41.489 games, you're not living your life. And they're 01:30:41.489 --> 01:30:43.630 like, Leanne was saying the other day, she was 01:30:43.630 --> 01:30:48.390 like, you know, don't look like, get excited 01:30:48.390 --> 01:30:50.210 to start drinking again, but make sure that you 01:30:50.210 --> 01:30:53.199 can measure that, you know? Get excited. Just 01:30:53.199 --> 01:30:54.840 start drinking again is a wild thing to say. 01:30:55.079 --> 01:30:56.479 Oh, I mean, I'm looking forward. But how is it 01:30:56.479 --> 01:30:58.920 disrespectful to people that are watching you? 01:30:59.140 --> 01:31:01.060 No, no, no, no, no. I meant, you know, people 01:31:01.060 --> 01:31:04.020 that aren't living, like people that are leaving 01:31:04.020 --> 01:31:07.039 comments and like shitting on girls, skateboarding, 01:31:07.060 --> 01:31:09.039 going, you should wear a bra, or like guys that 01:31:09.039 --> 01:31:10.460 aren't living their life and not spending their 01:31:10.460 --> 01:31:13.119 time out with family and living their life. So 01:31:13.119 --> 01:31:16.489 what's disrespectful to them? I'm lost said it's 01:31:16.489 --> 01:31:18.550 disrespectful. No, no, they're just they're disrespecting 01:31:18.550 --> 01:31:20.970 their own life by not living Okay by not getting 01:31:20.970 --> 01:31:23.350 in the gym not going out not going and having 01:31:23.350 --> 01:31:26.590 dinner with your wife How is your life you disrespecting 01:31:26.590 --> 01:31:29.689 your health doing anything to them? No, no, I 01:31:29.689 --> 01:31:32.310 think I was just two parallels like I was looking 01:31:32.310 --> 01:31:35.350 at health thinking in hindsight Like how many 01:31:35.350 --> 01:31:37.229 times I just you know, burn the candle at both 01:31:37.229 --> 01:31:40.210 ends didn't think like how all how fragile life 01:31:40.210 --> 01:31:43.279 actually is Oh, yeah. Well, you're very durable, 01:31:43.439 --> 01:31:45.720 unfortunately. That's part of the problem, is 01:31:45.720 --> 01:31:48.119 you were able to do that and show no bad health 01:31:48.119 --> 01:31:49.840 markers. Like, you were drinking all the time. 01:31:49.899 --> 01:31:52.039 You got your blood work done, your liver's fine. 01:31:52.159 --> 01:31:54.140 You're like, look at this, it's great. Like, 01:31:54.239 --> 01:31:56.140 I remember you were super nervous, like, when 01:31:56.140 --> 01:31:57.520 you first started getting blood work, but then 01:31:57.520 --> 01:31:59.659 you're like, it turns out it's fine. Yeah. Yeah, 01:31:59.779 --> 01:32:02.539 you have great genetics, you know? But you think, 01:32:02.619 --> 01:32:05.079 I think now I go, man, I'm like, my grandfather 01:32:05.079 --> 01:32:09.909 died at 53. And I'm 53. Like and then you start 01:32:09.909 --> 01:32:13.529 seeing people die and you're like shit man Yeah, 01:32:13.609 --> 01:32:15.090 like this blood clot scared the fuck out of me 01:32:15.090 --> 01:32:17.289 because people die from this they die from it 01:32:17.289 --> 01:32:19.050 It's not yeah, it's no joke. And then you're 01:32:19.050 --> 01:32:21.670 like, well fuck that was just me flying Did they 01:32:21.670 --> 01:32:25.529 make you do a D dimer test? So D dimer test is 01:32:25.529 --> 01:32:28.229 when they test your body for clots for micro 01:32:28.229 --> 01:32:31.229 clots So apparently a lot of people that have 01:32:31.229 --> 01:32:34.869 got a ton of boosters. Yeah got they have microclots. 01:32:35.029 --> 01:32:36.369 And this is one of the things, there was a Canadian 01:32:36.369 --> 01:32:39.430 doctor that was one of the first guys to get 01:32:39.430 --> 01:32:41.789 canceled for saying that the vaccine was causing 01:32:41.789 --> 01:32:44.909 clots because he was one of the first guys that 01:32:44.909 --> 01:32:48.069 was doing a D -dimer test on all of his patients. 01:32:48.109 --> 01:32:50.789 And he found out that this vaccinated patients, 01:32:51.029 --> 01:32:54.029 the vast majority of them were having these microclots 01:32:54.029 --> 01:32:57.130 all throughout their system. And it was being 01:32:57.130 --> 01:33:00.970 caused. in his opinion, by the vaccine. And boy, 01:33:01.649 --> 01:33:03.210 eventually his business wound up getting burned 01:33:03.210 --> 01:33:07.010 to the ground. He got he lost his medical license. 01:33:07.189 --> 01:33:09.949 He lost his practice. It was a crazy story. And 01:33:09.949 --> 01:33:12.630 he was right. He was right. And now it's pretty 01:33:12.630 --> 01:33:15.890 mainstream like that discussion of it. And, you 01:33:15.890 --> 01:33:20.020 know. Even doctors who used to prescribe boosters 01:33:20.020 --> 01:33:22.220 don't prescribe them anymore, which is kind of 01:33:22.220 --> 01:33:24.899 crazy At what point in time like the people that 01:33:24.899 --> 01:33:27.479 are that used to say you need to get your booster 01:33:27.479 --> 01:33:29.500 Well, how come you're not getting boosters anymore 01:33:29.500 --> 01:33:31.600 COVID still around those people aren't getting 01:33:31.600 --> 01:33:33.659 boosters. No one's getting boosters anymore None 01:33:33.659 --> 01:33:35.359 of those people are are they saying that we have 01:33:35.359 --> 01:33:38.359 a higher? antibody rate now? Like, why is COVID 01:33:38.359 --> 01:33:40.340 not as dangerous today as it was then? Well, 01:33:40.359 --> 01:33:43.659 the thing that happens with viruses is they become 01:33:43.659 --> 01:33:47.819 less potent, but more transmissible. And that 01:33:47.819 --> 01:33:50.539 becoming more transmissible allows the virus 01:33:50.539 --> 01:33:53.180 to spread, and being less potent means it doesn't 01:33:53.180 --> 01:33:55.479 kill the host. So it's actually better for the 01:33:55.479 --> 01:33:59.119 virus to be more transmissible, but less potent. 01:33:59.119 --> 01:34:01.699 And that generally happens in time when people 01:34:01.699 --> 01:34:04.479 develop antibodies and people develop, you know, 01:34:04.539 --> 01:34:07.100 like a resistance to it. So what happens is the 01:34:07.100 --> 01:34:09.380 virus just becomes easier to transmit but less 01:34:09.380 --> 01:34:13.930 potent. Well, yeah, that's why the variants over 01:34:13.930 --> 01:34:16.590 time got less and less like the Delta variant 01:34:16.590 --> 01:34:18.229 was actually pretty strong but after that they 01:34:18.229 --> 01:34:21.750 started dropping off and Then Omnicron was pretty 01:34:21.750 --> 01:34:24.270 nothing and then they stopped naming them because 01:34:24.270 --> 01:34:26.949 it really wasn't just a couple variants There's 01:34:26.949 --> 01:34:28.930 there's hundreds of them They don't even know 01:34:28.930 --> 01:34:32.130 how many and a lot of it is because they vaccinated 01:34:32.130 --> 01:34:34.770 during a pandemic and one of the things that 01:34:34.770 --> 01:34:37.739 virologist throughout history we're always saying 01:34:37.739 --> 01:34:41.119 is you never vaccinate during a pandemic because 01:34:41.119 --> 01:34:43.899 when you vaccinate during a pandemic you actually 01:34:43.899 --> 01:34:47.989 encourage variants. because the vaccine realizes, 01:34:48.149 --> 01:34:50.529 especially when you have a leaky vaccine like 01:34:50.529 --> 01:34:52.850 COVID. So what a leaky vaccine is a vaccine that 01:34:52.850 --> 01:34:55.670 doesn't stop transmission and doesn't stop infection. 01:34:55.970 --> 01:34:58.609 What it does is it gives you some protection 01:34:58.609 --> 01:35:01.109 through antibodies. But that allows you to get 01:35:01.109 --> 01:35:04.569 the cold and then the cold realizes, oh, this 01:35:04.569 --> 01:35:06.829 guy's got these antibodies, we'll just work around 01:35:06.829 --> 01:35:10.750 that. And then people who had antibodies to the 01:35:10.750 --> 01:35:14.270 original wild virus, once they got vaccinated, 01:35:16.589 --> 01:35:22.829 this variant wouldn't see, but it would have 01:35:22.829 --> 01:35:27.649 a different pathway because their original immunity 01:35:27.649 --> 01:35:30.250 was to the wild virus. The original antibodies 01:35:30.250 --> 01:35:32.869 were to the first virus that doesn't even exist 01:35:32.869 --> 01:35:36.569 anymore. So your body didn't recognize these 01:35:36.569 --> 01:35:39.010 new variants. So people get COVID even more easily. 01:35:39.090 --> 01:35:41.149 I know I butchered that of your virologist, but 01:35:41.149 --> 01:35:46.060 there's a guy named Geert van der Bosch, and 01:35:46.060 --> 01:35:49.399 he is a vaccine specialist. He's a virologist. 01:35:49.579 --> 01:35:52.960 And one of his, he specializes in vaccines. And 01:35:52.960 --> 01:35:55.359 he was one of the early people saying, this is 01:35:55.359 --> 01:35:57.939 madness. This goes against conventional thinking. 01:35:58.000 --> 01:36:01.920 You do not vaccinate during a pandemic. Jesus. 01:36:02.380 --> 01:36:05.640 I'll tell you what, I've had COVID a bunch. Nothing 01:36:05.640 --> 01:36:08.069 was like the swine flu. Yeah, you told me that 01:36:08.069 --> 01:36:10.930 remember in 2009 right do you got it bad I had 01:36:10.930 --> 01:36:13.729 I thought I was gonna die I've never been that 01:36:13.729 --> 01:36:18.949 sick in my life shallow breathing I mean it was 01:36:18.949 --> 01:36:21.449 I'd and I was in I had to fly to Mexico cuz I 01:36:21.449 --> 01:36:24.130 was doing a gig and I and I was like I got on 01:36:24.130 --> 01:36:25.810 the plane I always drank on planes had two drinks 01:36:25.810 --> 01:36:29.050 and I was like I was like I'm a test or and I 01:36:29.050 --> 01:36:32.409 fucking To this day, I've never been that sick 01:36:32.409 --> 01:36:34.069 in my life, and I don't know how it didn't kill 01:36:34.069 --> 01:36:36.510 me. You never drink when you're sick. Oh, no 01:36:36.510 --> 01:36:38.989 shit. It is the worst. It's so bad for your immune 01:36:38.989 --> 01:36:40.609 system to drink when you're sick, because you 01:36:40.609 --> 01:36:42.930 just give your immune system this new thing to 01:36:42.930 --> 01:36:44.869 fight while it's already involved in a fight. 01:36:45.670 --> 01:36:47.289 I got on the plane with Leanne. We were flying 01:36:47.289 --> 01:36:49.250 to Mexico, and I was like, I'm not that bad. 01:36:49.310 --> 01:36:51.630 I remember being cold. I remember it hit me like 01:36:51.630 --> 01:36:54.329 a ton of bricks that night. I was like, I'm getting 01:36:54.329 --> 01:36:57.949 fucking sick immediately. Like, it was like... 01:36:57.789 --> 01:37:00.250 Bam. And back then you weren't even taking vitamins. 01:37:00.710 --> 01:37:02.770 No, I wasn't doing anything. Yeah. That's the 01:37:02.770 --> 01:37:04.630 problem. And this is the other thing that are 01:37:04.630 --> 01:37:06.770 the big problem that I had during the COVID. 01:37:07.000 --> 01:37:09.560 thing is like, I knew people were getting over 01:37:09.560 --> 01:37:12.039 COVID. It wasn't killing everybody. And they 01:37:12.039 --> 01:37:13.539 were making out like everybody was going to get 01:37:13.539 --> 01:37:15.579 it was going to die. Everybody unvaccinated was 01:37:15.579 --> 01:37:17.760 going to die. But I knew people that got it and 01:37:17.760 --> 01:37:20.079 weren't the healthiest people, and they were 01:37:20.079 --> 01:37:22.039 fine. So I'm like, Well, what the hell's going 01:37:22.039 --> 01:37:25.039 on? Like, what is it? And how come nobody's talking 01:37:25.039 --> 01:37:27.340 about vitamins? Nobody's talking about the impact 01:37:27.340 --> 01:37:29.020 that vitamins have on your immune system, which 01:37:29.020 --> 01:37:31.640 is well documented. And then if you brought it 01:37:31.640 --> 01:37:33.699 up, you're a conspiracy theorist. You're a crazy 01:37:33.699 --> 01:37:36.300 person. But everyone listen, because you brought 01:37:36.329 --> 01:37:39.350 I'll never forget the day you brought up vitamin 01:37:39.350 --> 01:37:42.890 D. Yeah, and I went to Rite Aid that day to get 01:37:42.890 --> 01:37:46.789 vitamin D And it was gone. I mean the fuck it 01:37:46.789 --> 01:37:49.489 was like it had been looted There was no vitamin 01:37:49.489 --> 01:37:51.710 D to be found and it was like I think was like 01:37:51.710 --> 01:37:55.829 D3 or something D3 and K2 and they were calling 01:37:55.829 --> 01:38:01.069 and I was with magnesium Is the move D3 K2 and 01:38:01.069 --> 01:38:03.569 magnesium all together? Do you know so funny? 01:38:03.569 --> 01:38:07.140 I have rosacea on my cheeks Besides just got 01:38:07.140 --> 01:38:09.319 it as you get it when you're older sometimes 01:38:09.319 --> 01:38:12.340 and the cure is ivermectin That's hilarious. 01:38:12.340 --> 01:38:13.739 They were like you should get on ivermectin. 01:38:13.760 --> 01:38:16.300 I was like I said, you mean horse tranquilizer 01:38:16.300 --> 01:38:19.279 horse paste horse paste. Yeah horse dewormer 01:38:19.279 --> 01:38:21.739 Yeah, like what CNN called it, but it's so great 01:38:21.739 --> 01:38:23.180 It was the first thing that like have you ever 01:38:23.180 --> 01:38:25.060 heard of ivermectin and I was like my friends 01:38:25.060 --> 01:38:27.680 at Joe Rogan. Are you kidding me? Don't put me 01:38:27.680 --> 01:38:30.520 on CNN. They'll make me purple Yeah, well the 01:38:30.520 --> 01:38:32.640 crazy thing about that CNN thing is I mentioned 01:38:32.640 --> 01:38:34.729 a bunch of other things that I took all of them 01:38:34.729 --> 01:38:37.130 were very effective. It wasn't one thing that 01:38:37.130 --> 01:38:41.390 I mentioned. I mentioned IV vitamins. And I took 01:38:41.390 --> 01:38:45.029 IV NAD, IV vitamins, and then the big one was 01:38:45.029 --> 01:38:47.630 monoclonal antibodies. And monoclonal antibodies, 01:38:47.850 --> 01:38:49.810 they made it really hard for people to get after 01:38:49.810 --> 01:38:52.130 that, because people were just saying, oh, I 01:38:52.130 --> 01:38:53.670 just need to get monoclonal antibodies, and I'm 01:38:53.670 --> 01:38:57.109 better. Bro, I shipped monoclonal. We were using 01:38:57.109 --> 01:39:02.090 a telemedicine nurse, and there was a part of 01:39:02.090 --> 01:39:06.390 a, like, nationwide service that you could send 01:39:06.390 --> 01:39:09.649 people, a nurse, and they would go deliver monoclonal 01:39:09.649 --> 01:39:13.649 antibodies and IV vitamins. And the IV vitamins 01:39:13.649 --> 01:39:15.750 thing, it always existed, but the monoclonal 01:39:15.750 --> 01:39:18.130 antibodies, they added to it once COVID came. 01:39:19.020 --> 01:39:21.899 I can't tell you how many people that I sent 01:39:21.899 --> 01:39:24.859 nurses to, people that I didn't even know, people 01:39:24.859 --> 01:39:27.739 that were friends of friends, my mom's friend. 01:39:27.920 --> 01:39:29.960 And I'd say, give me the address, tell me who 01:39:29.960 --> 01:39:31.279 they are and I'll send it to them. And I paid 01:39:31.279 --> 01:39:33.100 for all of it. And I did it to like at least 01:39:33.100 --> 01:39:36.380 100 people. No bullshit. At least 100 people. 01:39:36.739 --> 01:39:40.300 Yeah. Actors who are like, like super liberal. 01:39:40.460 --> 01:39:42.739 I didn't out any of them. They would send me 01:39:42.739 --> 01:39:44.659 a DM. Hey man, I got COVID. What should I do? 01:39:44.680 --> 01:39:47.260 And I said, where are you? Tell me where you 01:39:47.260 --> 01:39:48.659 live. I'm going to have someone send. to you 01:39:48.659 --> 01:39:51.380 and I just send someone to them and then they'd 01:39:51.380 --> 01:39:54.359 come back and thank me very few of them ever 01:39:54.359 --> 01:39:57.960 thank me publicly but a lot of them got the service 01:39:57.960 --> 01:40:00.000 and a lot of people that weren't famous people 01:40:00.000 --> 01:40:03.279 just like my friend's mom or my mom or my uncle 01:40:03.279 --> 01:40:05.140 or my cousin someone got covered they're doing 01:40:05.140 --> 01:40:07.560 really bad I'm like tell me where they are and 01:40:07.560 --> 01:40:10.479 and I did it I'm not lying I did it like a hundred 01:40:10.479 --> 01:40:12.560 people I spent a lot of money doing how much 01:40:12.560 --> 01:40:14.119 does how much would something like that cost 01:40:14.119 --> 01:40:17.260 thousands of dollars for real yeah yeah yeah 01:40:17.710 --> 01:40:20.050 I did it for people I didn't know. I did it for 01:40:20.050 --> 01:40:21.970 people I had never met. I did it for people that 01:40:21.970 --> 01:40:25.250 were famous that I never met. I just said it 01:40:25.250 --> 01:40:28.090 was easier to me for just to send them to them. 01:40:28.430 --> 01:40:30.050 Leanne was the first person to get COVID in our 01:40:30.050 --> 01:40:34.250 house and I used to have a joke about it. She 01:40:34.250 --> 01:40:36.170 had COVID and she gave me a hand job and I didn't 01:40:36.170 --> 01:40:38.510 get it. I was like, that's how intimate our hand 01:40:38.510 --> 01:40:42.500 jobs are. That's hilarious. She got it and I 01:40:42.500 --> 01:40:44.039 remember doing, I remember I called you when 01:40:44.039 --> 01:40:46.119 you were like, get her the NAD, you gave me the 01:40:46.119 --> 01:40:48.960 whole fucking list and we got it. She got over 01:40:48.960 --> 01:40:51.579 it right away. We ended up right away and we're 01:40:51.579 --> 01:40:54.460 like, cool, we can go skiing. And then we all 01:40:54.460 --> 01:40:55.899 got it. We all got it. You're not ready yet. 01:40:56.579 --> 01:40:59.260 Georgia gave it to me and she goes, I remember 01:40:59.260 --> 01:41:01.300 we were at the, Georgia gave it to me and I remember 01:41:01.300 --> 01:41:02.899 we were sitting at the dinner table that night 01:41:02.899 --> 01:41:05.899 at our ski place and she was like, started crying. 01:41:05.979 --> 01:41:08.039 And I go, baby, don't cry. It's fine. Listen, 01:41:08.079 --> 01:41:10.439 it's totally fine. She was like, you're high 01:41:10.439 --> 01:41:16.590 risk. You gotta think of it as like, it's over, 01:41:16.810 --> 01:41:19.670 the bad part's over, but now your body's in recovery. 01:41:19.810 --> 01:41:22.569 So you can't go skiing or do anything crazy. 01:41:23.229 --> 01:41:25.770 I remember skiing the first day with COVID thinking, 01:41:26.229 --> 01:41:27.869 you know, it's just me, the mountain was empty. 01:41:28.210 --> 01:41:29.949 I was like, it's just me. I don't really have 01:41:29.949 --> 01:41:32.149 it. I'm fine. I tested negative. I remember I 01:41:32.149 --> 01:41:34.210 tested negative and I was like, I'm just hungover 01:41:34.210 --> 01:41:37.170 from last night. And when I got down, I tested 01:41:37.170 --> 01:41:39.029 again and I tested positive. And I already had 01:41:39.029 --> 01:41:41.149 my tour bus come and grab Georgia and Leanne 01:41:41.149 --> 01:41:43.430 and drive them back to LA. So it's me and Isla. 01:41:43.990 --> 01:41:47.449 Isla was like I only got it because I stayed 01:41:47.449 --> 01:41:49.770 up late one night drinking and playing pool till 01:41:49.770 --> 01:41:51.329 like five o 'clock in the morning with my friend 01:41:51.329 --> 01:41:53.289 John showman I remember you tell I remember you 01:41:53.289 --> 01:41:55.590 tell me that you like it's more you said you 01:41:55.590 --> 01:41:57.569 were more run -down. That's why you got it I 01:41:57.569 --> 01:42:00.710 was exhausted because my friend John he John 01:42:00.710 --> 01:42:03.510 showman shout to John He's a he makes pool cues 01:42:03.510 --> 01:42:05.649 like awesome pool cues He lives in Florida and 01:42:05.649 --> 01:42:07.430 I you know talked to them back and forth online 01:42:07.430 --> 01:42:09.590 But I never hung out with him and then I made 01:42:09.590 --> 01:42:11.829 a appointment to meet him in a pool hall And 01:42:11.829 --> 01:42:13.890 we met at this pool hall And we played pool till 01:42:13.890 --> 01:42:15.489 like five o 'clock in the morning laughing having 01:42:15.489 --> 01:42:18.930 a good time and then I got back to the hotel. 01:42:19.010 --> 01:42:21.670 I was like, really tired. I was like, boy, I 01:42:21.670 --> 01:42:23.710 fucked up. I went so hard. We were out. And I 01:42:23.710 --> 01:42:26.390 had a bunch of margaritas. And it was late. It 01:42:26.390 --> 01:42:28.829 was late at night. And then in the morning, I 01:42:28.829 --> 01:42:31.750 just felt like shit. I took a hot bath. I felt 01:42:31.750 --> 01:42:34.310 like shit. I had a gig that night. I did a gig 01:42:34.310 --> 01:42:36.890 that night. I did an arena with Tony Hinchcliffe 01:42:36.890 --> 01:42:39.050 and Laura Bytes. We did an arena in Florida. 01:42:39.069 --> 01:42:40.829 And then I flew back home. And on the way home, 01:42:40.829 --> 01:42:43.130 I was cold. I was like, god, why am I so cold? 01:42:43.170 --> 01:42:45.949 Is this airplane cold? And then when I got home, 01:42:46.029 --> 01:42:47.779 I told my wife. I'm like, I'm not. I'm not feeling 01:42:47.779 --> 01:42:49.899 good. I go, I might have COVID. Maybe you should 01:42:49.899 --> 01:42:51.739 sleep in another room. Cause she had gotten COVID 01:42:51.739 --> 01:42:53.460 and gotten over it. Which by the way, when she 01:42:53.460 --> 01:42:56.479 had it, I fucked her. I didn't even think about 01:42:56.479 --> 01:42:58.180 it. I was like, I'm trying to get it. I never 01:42:58.180 --> 01:43:01.079 got it. My whole family got it. But like, I'm 01:43:01.079 --> 01:43:04.579 always been the one who's like, always cold plunging, 01:43:04.819 --> 01:43:07.180 always sauna, always vitamins, always working 01:43:07.180 --> 01:43:09.720 out. She works out too, but it's like, she got 01:43:09.720 --> 01:43:12.170 it. you know, and my kids got it. And I was home, 01:43:12.270 --> 01:43:13.729 I hugged them like, daddy, you're gonna get him. 01:43:13.850 --> 01:43:15.890 Like, I'm not kidding, shit. I never got it. 01:43:15.930 --> 01:43:18.189 I had two days when I worked out where I didn't 01:43:18.189 --> 01:43:20.550 feel that good. So when I worked out, I just 01:43:20.550 --> 01:43:22.850 took it light. I just went through the routine, 01:43:22.869 --> 01:43:25.710 like nice and easy, not pushing myself. And then 01:43:25.710 --> 01:43:28.189 the next day, still don't feel that good. Nice 01:43:28.189 --> 01:43:30.270 and easy. And then the third day, I'm like, I 01:43:30.270 --> 01:43:32.310 feel pretty fucking good. And I went pretty hard. 01:43:32.390 --> 01:43:34.409 I'm like, feel great. And it was done. I never 01:43:34.409 --> 01:43:37.529 got COVID. And then that one time I got it. And 01:43:37.529 --> 01:43:40.420 then... I didn't get it that bad. The one day 01:43:40.420 --> 01:43:43.979 I felt like shit. I got all the meds and then, 01:43:43.979 --> 01:43:46.060 you know, a couple days later I made that video 01:43:46.060 --> 01:43:48.739 and I put that video up. But that was honest. 01:43:48.840 --> 01:43:50.680 I was like, I got COVID. I got all this medicine. 01:43:50.680 --> 01:43:53.739 I feel better now. They didn't like the idea 01:43:53.739 --> 01:43:56.720 that this healthy person was saying you could 01:43:56.720 --> 01:43:59.220 get over this. And also a healthy person that's 01:43:59.220 --> 01:44:01.920 in their 50s was saying you can get over this 01:44:01.920 --> 01:44:06.260 and you don't need this radical experimental 01:44:06.260 --> 01:44:07.960 medicine that they're trying to push on people. 01:44:08.460 --> 01:44:11.500 And so that's just another example of the mainstream 01:44:11.500 --> 01:44:13.520 media that's not there for the news. Because 01:44:13.520 --> 01:44:15.420 if they really were there to inform people, they 01:44:15.420 --> 01:44:17.520 would say, well, what did he do? What's different 01:44:17.520 --> 01:44:20.079 about him? Because they're fucking compromised. 01:44:20.319 --> 01:44:22.180 They're all compromised by the people that pay 01:44:22.180 --> 01:44:25.000 their advertising budget. The amount of money 01:44:25.000 --> 01:44:27.220 that pharmaceutical drug companies spend on mainstream 01:44:27.220 --> 01:44:29.960 media is fucking preposterous. And they don't 01:44:29.960 --> 01:44:31.460 do it because they're trying to convince people 01:44:31.460 --> 01:44:34.119 to sell drugs. They do it specifically because 01:44:34.119 --> 01:44:37.140 they don't want those media organizations to 01:44:37.140 --> 01:44:40.460 criticize. any vaccines or any pharmaceutical 01:44:40.460 --> 01:44:43.199 drugs. You never hear them talking about, there's 01:44:43.199 --> 01:44:46.520 no mainstream big media stories about side effects 01:44:46.520 --> 01:44:49.079 of some sort of new medication. And if there 01:44:49.079 --> 01:44:51.779 is, it's because that company's probably about 01:44:51.779 --> 01:44:54.300 to go under and a new company is asking them 01:44:54.300 --> 01:44:58.000 to talk about it. It makes me, I mean, I've always 01:44:58.000 --> 01:44:59.500 said and people think I'm a fucking idiot, but 01:44:59.500 --> 01:45:02.880 I don't trust sleep apnea machines. Well, sleep 01:45:02.880 --> 01:45:05.779 apnea machines work. I know, but. I think they 01:45:05.779 --> 01:45:08.039 overdiagnosed sleep apnea machines because there's 01:45:08.039 --> 01:45:09.439 a kickback. There's gotta be a kickback. Well, 01:45:09.520 --> 01:45:11.800 there probably is. There's a, you know, look, 01:45:11.859 --> 01:45:13.739 sleep apnea is a real thing and it's really fucking 01:45:13.739 --> 01:45:16.520 dangerous. But is it, is it as, I mean... People 01:45:16.520 --> 01:45:19.279 die. Everyone's got it. Well, not everyone has 01:45:19.279 --> 01:45:21.359 a lot of people snore but there's ways around 01:45:21.359 --> 01:45:23.180 there's mouthpieces You can use to keep your 01:45:23.180 --> 01:45:25.260 tongue from closing your windpipe, you know what 01:45:25.260 --> 01:45:27.680 I do I put a mouthpiece I put a mouthpiece in 01:45:27.680 --> 01:45:30.079 and then I use mouth tape I've been using mouth 01:45:30.079 --> 01:45:32.520 tape, you know, like you know, you know a hostage 01:45:32.520 --> 01:45:34.880 tape. Yeah. Yeah, I use that stuff I put it over 01:45:34.880 --> 01:45:36.920 my mouth and I sleep and I breathe through my 01:45:36.920 --> 01:45:40.359 nose And I feel so much better when I wake up. 01:45:40.560 --> 01:45:43.420 I mean, significantly better with less sleep. 01:45:43.760 --> 01:45:46.220 Like, if I have five -hour sleep with hostage 01:45:46.220 --> 01:45:48.439 shape, I feel better than if I have eight -hour 01:45:48.439 --> 01:45:52.180 sleep without it. Really? 100%. See, I feel different. 01:45:52.319 --> 01:45:54.939 I don't know why. I'm sure... Okay, let's find 01:45:54.939 --> 01:45:57.600 out. What is the science behind breathing through 01:45:57.600 --> 01:46:00.260 your nose while you sleep? Why is it better? 01:46:00.680 --> 01:46:02.840 What is the science behind it? I don't know what 01:46:02.840 --> 01:46:05.699 the science is, but I know that a bunch of health 01:46:05.699 --> 01:46:08.520 experts, they recommended it to me. I was like, 01:46:08.640 --> 01:46:11.199 tape my mouth shut? That sounds so stupid. I 01:46:11.199 --> 01:46:14.119 did it, and then the first night I did it, I 01:46:14.119 --> 01:46:17.779 woke up and I'm like, whoa, I feel great. Like 01:46:17.779 --> 01:46:20.779 I feel significantly better. And now I do it 01:46:20.779 --> 01:46:22.960 every night. So I put a mouthpiece in and then 01:46:22.960 --> 01:46:24.939 I put the hostage tape over my mouth. So the 01:46:24.939 --> 01:46:26.720 mouthpiece just holds your tongue in place? Exactly, 01:46:26.800 --> 01:46:28.319 because I have a big tongue. I have a big tongue 01:46:28.319 --> 01:46:31.529 and I have a big neck. The problem is, when you 01:46:31.529 --> 01:46:34.130 have big neck muscles, like football players, 01:46:34.329 --> 01:46:36.069 a lot of them, most of them have sleep apnea. 01:46:36.369 --> 01:46:41.229 Because all those muscles constrict the walls 01:46:41.229 --> 01:46:44.850 of your throat. So there's all this tissue that 01:46:44.850 --> 01:46:46.829 didn't exist before. And then you have this fat 01:46:46.829 --> 01:46:48.890 tongue. So I can't sleep on my back. My sleep 01:46:48.890 --> 01:46:52.560 on my back is like... That's me. Yeah. Okay, 01:46:53.079 --> 01:46:54.520 breathing through the nose during sleep offers 01:46:54.520 --> 01:46:56.920 key health advantages over mouth breathing. It 01:46:56.920 --> 01:46:59.239 filters and conditions air for better lung efficiency 01:46:59.239 --> 01:47:02.359 and promotes deeper rest. Nasal passages filter 01:47:02.359 --> 01:47:04.539 dust, allergens, and pollutants while warming 01:47:04.539 --> 01:47:06.939 and humidifying air, protecting the airwaves 01:47:06.939 --> 01:47:10.479 from irritation. This reduces dryness in the 01:47:10.479 --> 01:47:12.199 mouth and throat, common with mouth breathing. 01:47:12.560 --> 01:47:15.300 I got that. I wake up, my mouth's so dry, my 01:47:15.300 --> 01:47:18.020 tongue's like a finger. Reduce snoring and sleep 01:47:18.020 --> 01:47:20.779 apnea risk. Nose breathing keeps the tongue positioned 01:47:20.779 --> 01:47:22.739 correctly against the palate and jaw forward. 01:47:23.000 --> 01:47:25.460 Maintaining an open airway that minimizes snoring 01:47:25.460 --> 01:47:28.180 and sleep apnea episodes. Mouth breathing allows 01:47:28.180 --> 01:47:30.100 the tongue to fall back, obstructing airflow, 01:47:30.359 --> 01:47:34.180 which definitely happens to me. Improved oxidization... 01:47:34.180 --> 01:47:39.829 Jesus. Ox... oxygenation and relaxation. It boosts 01:47:39.829 --> 01:47:42.270 nitric oxide production for better oxygen uptake 01:47:42.270 --> 01:47:44.750 and blood flow, supporting deeper sleep cycles 01:47:44.750 --> 01:47:46.949 and parasympathetic nervous system activation 01:47:46.949 --> 01:47:49.970 for relaxation. This leads to fewer awakenings 01:47:49.970 --> 01:47:52.930 and higher sleep quality. Look, for me, I know 01:47:52.930 --> 01:47:58.479 for a fact it helps, for a fact. From my personal 01:47:58.479 --> 01:48:00.539 feeling when I wake up in the morning and I take 01:48:00.539 --> 01:48:02.560 my mouth shut I feel way better really Yeah, 01:48:02.699 --> 01:48:05.020 like way better. I snore like crazy, but I don't 01:48:05.020 --> 01:48:06.920 I don't notice it The only problem is you have 01:48:06.920 --> 01:48:10.560 a beard so the tape like will slip off with a 01:48:10.560 --> 01:48:12.569 beard You know, maybe I'll just get denture cream 01:48:12.569 --> 01:48:15.850 and put it on my lips You ever do that? I used 01:48:15.850 --> 01:48:17.649 to do that people when they were sleeping squeeze 01:48:17.649 --> 01:48:20.149 your lips together without how do you open them 01:48:20.149 --> 01:48:22.409 then? Oh, you can't know when people would pass 01:48:22.409 --> 01:48:24.489 out How do you house we put denture cream on 01:48:24.489 --> 01:48:29.670 their lips? Oh, and then they wake up like I'm 01:48:29.670 --> 01:48:32.569 still kind of stuck. I'm still stuck on this 01:48:32.569 --> 01:48:37.880 concept that With corporate money we lose Not 01:48:37.880 --> 01:48:40.380 as much freedom of speech or freedom of opinion. 01:48:40.380 --> 01:48:44.119 Well, you lose Objective reality from people 01:48:44.119 --> 01:48:46.100 that are supposed to be giving you information, 01:48:46.100 --> 01:48:48.840 right? So they're not giving you reality what 01:48:48.840 --> 01:48:51.939 they're giving you is a filtered narrative that 01:48:51.939 --> 01:48:55.359 has been promoted by major corporations that 01:48:55.359 --> 01:48:58.500 have a vested interest in Profiting off of this 01:48:58.500 --> 01:49:00.739 narrative being pushed forward. Like if you don't 01:49:00.739 --> 01:49:03.640 get the vaccine, you're gonna die Right? Yeah. 01:49:03.699 --> 01:49:06.279 That was a big one. And that was why they attacked 01:49:06.279 --> 01:49:08.399 me. Why they attacked me is because, like, I 01:49:08.399 --> 01:49:10.000 showed that there's something different. Like, 01:49:10.020 --> 01:49:12.840 oh, look at this healthy guy who's in his 50s 01:49:12.840 --> 01:49:14.979 that's really obsessed with health, works out 01:49:14.979 --> 01:49:17.279 every day. And look how quick he got over COVID. 01:49:17.640 --> 01:49:19.680 This isn't this thing that we're pretending it 01:49:19.680 --> 01:49:22.000 is. We're pretending it's a plague. And it's 01:49:22.000 --> 01:49:25.460 not. It's like a bad flu. And again, for me, 01:49:25.460 --> 01:49:27.659 it was like, and look, I've done this. Like I 01:49:27.659 --> 01:49:29.720 said, I did it for a lot of people, but just 01:49:29.720 --> 01:49:33.119 IV vitamins. I've sent people to be I did it 01:49:33.119 --> 01:49:35.699 for Bill Burr. Bill Burr was here and he was 01:49:35.699 --> 01:49:38.000 sick and he was coughing. And this is like. long 01:49:38.000 --> 01:49:40.460 after the pandemic. It's like 2024. And he was 01:49:40.460 --> 01:49:42.060 doing a show and I came to visit him. He's like, 01:49:42.060 --> 01:49:43.680 I can't get over this cold. I go, listen to me. 01:49:43.979 --> 01:49:45.699 I go, I'm going to give you this number. I'm 01:49:45.699 --> 01:49:47.680 going to give these people. You're going to get 01:49:47.680 --> 01:49:51.359 a hold of them and schedule an IV mega dose vitamin 01:49:51.359 --> 01:49:54.920 trip. You want high doses of vitamin B. You want 01:49:54.920 --> 01:49:58.159 high dose doses of D. You want high doses of 01:49:58.159 --> 01:50:00.840 C and zinc. You want all those things together. 01:50:00.840 --> 01:50:02.399 And I guarantee you, you're going to be fine. 01:50:02.779 --> 01:50:05.079 So he was sick for weeks. He couldn't get over 01:50:05.079 --> 01:50:08.050 this fucking cough. He calls me. Like, a day 01:50:08.050 --> 01:50:10.890 later, he goes, dude, I can't fucking believe 01:50:10.890 --> 01:50:13.329 how good I feel. He goes, Dr. Joe Rogan, I'm 01:50:13.329 --> 01:50:14.729 calling you every time I have a problem with 01:50:14.729 --> 01:50:17.189 this again. And look, I did the same thing for 01:50:17.189 --> 01:50:19.810 Dana White. When Dana White had COVID, he threw 01:50:19.810 --> 01:50:23.029 some eucalyptus on the rocks in his sauna, and 01:50:23.029 --> 01:50:25.369 he couldn't smell it. And he goes, oh my god, 01:50:25.369 --> 01:50:27.270 I got COVID. He goes, the first thing I did is 01:50:27.270 --> 01:50:29.770 call Joe Rogan. He called me up, and I said, 01:50:29.789 --> 01:50:32.090 I'll set you up. We're going to get you monoclonal 01:50:32.090 --> 01:50:33.310 antibodies. We're going to get you this. We're 01:50:33.310 --> 01:50:35.609 going to get you that. Boom. One day later, he's 01:50:35.609 --> 01:50:38.130 better. That's the reality. It's like your body 01:50:38.130 --> 01:50:41.470 needs tools to let your immune system function 01:50:41.470 --> 01:50:45.869 at its optimum. And one of the best tools is 01:50:45.869 --> 01:50:49.449 nutrients. Vitamin D is amazing for your immune 01:50:49.449 --> 01:50:52.069 system. And it's not just a vitamin, it's a hormone. 01:50:52.289 --> 01:50:54.430 And it's a hormone that we don't get because 01:50:54.430 --> 01:50:57.050 we're not in the sun enough. The best way to 01:50:57.050 --> 01:50:59.729 get vitamin D is sunlight. The second best way 01:50:59.729 --> 01:51:02.699 is supplementation. And it's really easy. He 01:51:02.699 --> 01:51:05.880 just takes vitamin D supplements. I take it with 01:51:05.880 --> 01:51:08.760 K2, which makes it absorb better. And I take 01:51:08.760 --> 01:51:11.479 it also, again, with magnesium. And do that. 01:51:11.479 --> 01:51:16.199 And I also took zinc with, what is this called? 01:51:17.850 --> 01:51:21.550 It's an ionophore, quercetin. So I take zinc 01:51:21.550 --> 01:51:24.890 with quercetin, quercetin aids in the zinc absorption 01:51:24.890 --> 01:51:27.569 in your body. I take all these different things. 01:51:27.770 --> 01:51:29.930 But also I'm like, I'm on the ball. I know what 01:51:29.930 --> 01:51:33.630 I'm doing. But they didn't say that. They said 01:51:33.630 --> 01:51:36.170 he's taking horse dewormer because they were 01:51:36.170 --> 01:51:37.810 trying to shame me. And they were trying to make 01:51:37.810 --> 01:51:39.609 it look like I was a fool. And they were trying 01:51:39.609 --> 01:51:41.390 to turn all these people that were terrified 01:51:41.390 --> 01:51:44.529 about dying from this plague against me. Is that 01:51:44.529 --> 01:51:46.489 what's happening? I mean, I'm a little obsessed 01:51:46.489 --> 01:51:52.579 lately. the money behind podcasting and podcasting 01:51:52.579 --> 01:51:55.260 kind of changing. Like podcasting has gotten 01:51:55.260 --> 01:51:58.500 a little more corporate, where I feel, I don't 01:51:58.500 --> 01:52:01.319 know if you see it. In what way? Well it's like, 01:52:01.399 --> 01:52:02.800 I mean I looked at the Golden Globes and who 01:52:02.800 --> 01:52:05.060 was nominated and those were all, I mean I think 01:52:05.060 --> 01:52:08.760 they're all corporate podcasts. Yeah, let me 01:52:08.760 --> 01:52:11.220 help with that. So here's the thing, a lot of 01:52:11.220 --> 01:52:13.199 people say, why wasn't Joe Rogan nominated for 01:52:13.199 --> 01:52:15.420 the Golden Globes? And like, why did Amy Poehler 01:52:15.420 --> 01:52:22.729 win? Didn't submit So they asked me to submit 01:52:22.729 --> 01:52:25.149 to be nominated for the Golden Globes and you 01:52:25.149 --> 01:52:28.930 had to pay $500 and the $500 is like for paperwork 01:52:28.930 --> 01:52:32.550 or whatever I said No, I don't care. I already 01:52:32.550 --> 01:52:34.390 won like you can't tell me I didn't win I've 01:52:34.390 --> 01:52:36.689 been number one for six years in a row all the 01:52:36.689 --> 01:52:38.289 sudden You're gonna have a contest in front of 01:52:38.289 --> 01:52:39.829 all these people wearing tuxedos and you're gonna 01:52:39.829 --> 01:52:43.069 say now I'm not number one like fuck off Yeah, 01:52:43.069 --> 01:52:45.909 you can't like I don't care that I'm number one, 01:52:46.109 --> 01:52:49.130 but I am in fact number one So if all of a sudden 01:52:49.130 --> 01:52:51.750 you have a contest to decide who's really number 01:52:51.750 --> 01:52:54.609 one. Yeah us Like that's amongst you. You're 01:52:54.609 --> 01:52:56.569 allowed to have your opinion. You like Amy Poe 01:52:56.569 --> 01:52:59.489 or better than me. That's great Oh, that's so 01:52:59.489 --> 01:53:02.029 fucking funny Joe. Do you know how many people 01:53:02.029 --> 01:53:05.390 have been? Like ride or die for you like the 01:53:05.390 --> 01:53:07.710 fact that Joe Rogan didn't win the fact that 01:53:07.710 --> 01:53:11.069 and I've heard that so much It's so funny. You 01:53:11.069 --> 01:53:15.010 just didn't submit Yeah, they asked me to. Yeah, 01:53:15.149 --> 01:53:18.329 I was like one of like six candidates. They took 01:53:18.329 --> 01:53:21.149 the top people. They basically just took the 01:53:21.149 --> 01:53:23.789 top people the charts, but which you know, it's 01:53:23.789 --> 01:53:25.590 fine. First of all, Amy Poehler's podcast is 01:53:25.590 --> 01:53:27.250 pretty good. I haven't seen it. It's pretty good. 01:53:27.369 --> 01:53:29.449 I'm sure it's good. It won. I'm sure someone 01:53:29.449 --> 01:53:31.029 must love it. It's really good. If it sucked, 01:53:31.109 --> 01:53:32.590 they would give it to someone else, right? Dax 01:53:32.590 --> 01:53:35.050 is really good. There's some great podcasts out 01:53:35.050 --> 01:53:36.210 there. I don't know who was even nominated. I 01:53:36.210 --> 01:53:37.949 don't even know who was in. I just know that 01:53:37.949 --> 01:53:39.569 Amy Poehler won and a lot of people are upset. 01:53:39.949 --> 01:53:41.909 She's had a podcast for six months and she won? 01:53:42.420 --> 01:53:45.119 Great you gave it to a famous person which you 01:53:45.119 --> 01:53:48.399 know in that world. That's what they do They 01:53:48.399 --> 01:53:51.619 give it to a person that like is gonna look you 01:53:51.619 --> 01:53:53.279 give it to Amy Poehler amongst their circles 01:53:53.279 --> 01:53:55.439 It's not gonna have any criticism. There's a 01:53:55.439 --> 01:53:57.399 lot of really good fucking podcast There's some 01:53:57.399 --> 01:54:00.779 great ones know if amongst her group if I listen 01:54:00.779 --> 01:54:02.579 to all of them I would decide that hers is number 01:54:02.579 --> 01:54:04.880 one, but I just know that I didn't submit I don't 01:54:04.880 --> 01:54:07.380 want to be a part of that. I don't care. You're 01:54:07.380 --> 01:54:10.239 just a group of people that just decide all the 01:54:10.239 --> 01:54:12.039 sudden that you're going to give an award out. 01:54:12.439 --> 01:54:17.920 You got to get a trophy. Fuck off, dude. This 01:54:17.920 --> 01:54:21.680 OK, like so when we did the show and everyone's 01:54:21.680 --> 01:54:24.220 like, are you looking for a season two? And obviously 01:54:24.220 --> 01:54:26.079 that'd be great. But you know what I said to 01:54:26.079 --> 01:54:29.189 Leanne? The day after it came out. I said, I 01:54:29.189 --> 01:54:31.970 think I already won I think I like I got everything 01:54:31.970 --> 01:54:34.789 I wanted I did something I'm proud of and and 01:54:34.789 --> 01:54:36.989 people responding to it people like the texts 01:54:36.989 --> 01:54:39.369 I get are people that will never Promote on their 01:54:39.369 --> 01:54:42.470 side white loves it Ron loved it when Ron came 01:54:42.470 --> 01:54:45.529 in last night and The first thing he said to 01:54:45.529 --> 01:54:48.050 me was I watched your show. I watched every fucking 01:54:48.050 --> 01:54:50.529 episode. Yeah, he binged it He binged it with 01:54:50.529 --> 01:54:52.720 his girlfriend I was like, Joe, you know how 01:54:52.720 --> 01:54:54.859 I feel about Ron. I'll get emotional. He's like 01:54:54.859 --> 01:54:56.399 my guy. And Ron's not a bullshit artist. He's 01:54:56.399 --> 01:54:58.840 not. If Ron loved it, he loved it. And he came 01:54:58.840 --> 01:55:00.859 in and he was ranting and raving about it. That's 01:55:00.859 --> 01:55:03.979 all you need. Just do your best. All these awards 01:55:03.979 --> 01:55:06.659 and all this shit, awards for art are crazy. 01:55:06.720 --> 01:55:08.619 It's insane because it's not, it shouldn't be 01:55:08.619 --> 01:55:10.939 a competition. Well, it's also so subjective. 01:55:11.100 --> 01:55:15.180 There is music that like my daughter loves. It 01:55:15.180 --> 01:55:18.539 is her favorite music, but she's a 15 year old 01:55:18.539 --> 01:55:23.300 girl. I can't say it sucks, because it doesn't 01:55:23.300 --> 01:55:26.039 suck. It's just not for me. You know what I mean? 01:55:26.220 --> 01:55:29.659 It's like, that's why awards for art are crazy. 01:55:29.979 --> 01:55:34.020 Like, this is the best. Like, to who? To a group 01:55:34.020 --> 01:55:36.720 of fucking people that we deem the gatekeepers 01:55:36.720 --> 01:55:39.380 of all that's appropriate? So when did you come? 01:55:39.779 --> 01:55:42.340 Because, you know, I'm always fascinated by you. 01:55:42.539 --> 01:55:44.800 Did you care about ratings when you were on news 01:55:44.800 --> 01:55:48.479 radio? Oh, no. Well, the news radio thing was 01:55:48.479 --> 01:55:51.159 hilarious. Because that's one that I can say, 01:55:51.260 --> 01:55:53.300 for people that haven't watched it, I would say, 01:55:53.920 --> 01:55:57.119 binge that show. It was such an amazing piece 01:55:57.119 --> 01:56:00.939 of art, we would say, but always. Respectfully 01:56:00.939 --> 01:56:03.380 always in the losing category like never always 01:56:03.380 --> 01:56:06.020 always in the losing category my friend Lou He 01:56:06.020 --> 01:56:09.140 was one of the writers on a news radio and he 01:56:09.140 --> 01:56:12.520 would show up for the table read With a t -shirt 01:56:12.520 --> 01:56:15.319 that had the number of our rating on it and one 01:56:15.319 --> 01:56:17.840 day showed up and the number was 88 and I was 01:56:17.840 --> 01:56:24.189 like 88 he's like I was like because we got moved 01:56:24.189 --> 01:56:27.850 nine times the course of five years Like I remember 01:56:27.850 --> 01:56:30.130 like one of the things that just like social 01:56:30.130 --> 01:56:33.550 media poisons people back then it was Variety 01:56:33.550 --> 01:56:36.590 and the Hollywood Reporter So all of the cast 01:56:36.590 --> 01:56:39.090 would be sitting around reading variety about 01:56:39.090 --> 01:56:41.710 how good sex in the city was doing in the single 01:56:41.710 --> 01:56:43.850 guy And you know because they would they would 01:56:43.850 --> 01:56:46.569 sandwich them in between friends and Seinfeld 01:56:46.569 --> 01:56:48.850 and you know Paul Sims the producer of Newsradio 01:56:48.850 --> 01:56:50.630 would call it a shit sandwich Because you would 01:56:50.630 --> 01:56:52.680 have these two really good shows in between these 01:56:52.680 --> 01:56:54.880 shows that were not that good. They would call 01:56:54.880 --> 01:56:57.859 it Caroline and the Shitty and like everybody 01:56:57.859 --> 01:57:01.319 was upset and so they would read these these 01:57:01.319 --> 01:57:03.279 things in variety they'd look at the ratings 01:57:03.279 --> 01:57:05.899 and they'd get all upset and start getting pissed 01:57:05.899 --> 01:57:08.020 off and that show sucks why is that show doing 01:57:08.020 --> 01:57:10.960 so well why aren't we on Thursday night and I 01:57:10.960 --> 01:57:13.739 remember saying oh last time I checked I'm on 01:57:13.739 --> 01:57:16.899 TV I go, do you know we're on a TV show? Do you 01:57:16.899 --> 01:57:19.159 know how few people get to be on a sitcom? I 01:57:19.159 --> 01:57:21.199 go, yeah, we're not number one. Well, good. Then 01:57:21.199 --> 01:57:23.199 no one knows who we are and we get to be on TV. 01:57:23.399 --> 01:57:25.899 And we get to have fun. And some people enjoy 01:57:25.899 --> 01:57:28.539 it. We're making so much money. Like, how can 01:57:28.539 --> 01:57:31.640 you be upset? We could not be on TV. Like, yeah, 01:57:31.659 --> 01:57:33.319 we're not number one. Yeah, we have a really 01:57:33.319 --> 01:57:35.460 good show that's not being recognized. It eventually 01:57:35.460 --> 01:57:38.079 was recognized when it went to syndication. So 01:57:38.079 --> 01:57:40.520 news radio really only got popular in syndication. 01:57:40.579 --> 01:57:44.670 Oh, when it was on A &E? Buddy? I don't think 01:57:44.670 --> 01:57:47.270 I've ever enjoyed a TV show out of every TV show 01:57:47.270 --> 01:57:50.010 I've ever watched and I was late to friends Look, 01:57:50.010 --> 01:57:52.350 it was it was no Game of Thrones, but or even 01:57:52.350 --> 01:57:53.810 Queen of Dragons, whatever the fuck the other 01:57:53.810 --> 01:57:55.449 one House of Dragons Yeah, that's a pretty good 01:57:55.449 --> 01:57:59.210 show too. But when I discovered news radio I 01:57:59.210 --> 01:58:04.130 was like you guys had every Character like it 01:58:04.130 --> 01:58:08.729 was not just one character. It was five different 01:58:08.960 --> 01:58:12.119 Are we back? We're back, okay. We've been having 01:58:12.119 --> 01:58:14.739 this problem where we crash like a couple hours 01:58:14.739 --> 01:58:18.500 into a podcast. But it was such, it was five 01:58:18.500 --> 01:58:21.399 personalities, six personalities, all working 01:58:21.399 --> 01:58:26.760 in union at different speeds. It was really good 01:58:26.760 --> 01:58:28.560 writing. It was such a fucking great show. Well, 01:58:28.579 --> 01:58:30.819 Paul Sims came from the Larry Sanders show, so 01:58:30.819 --> 01:58:33.449 he was really good. And it was just a brilliant 01:58:33.449 --> 01:58:35.869 guy. And the writers were amazing. And the cast 01:58:35.869 --> 01:58:38.310 was amazing. But it was the perfect scenario. 01:58:38.550 --> 01:58:40.710 So we went through it without everyone getting 01:58:40.710 --> 01:58:43.550 famous. We put together a great show. And then 01:58:43.550 --> 01:58:45.670 we fucking sailed off into the sunset. It was 01:58:45.670 --> 01:58:47.569 perfect for me. Because I never wanted to do 01:58:47.569 --> 01:58:50.550 it again once it was over. For real? Yeah. I 01:58:50.550 --> 01:58:52.670 mean, I took a few development deals afterwards 01:58:52.670 --> 01:58:54.510 just because I wanted the money. And I thought, 01:58:54.630 --> 01:58:56.250 maybe I'll make my own show and it'll be good. 01:58:56.470 --> 01:58:58.810 But ugh, working with these writers and like 01:58:58.810 --> 01:59:02.350 so many of these writing teams. Was really interesting 01:59:02.350 --> 01:59:05.430 writing teams are generally one brilliant guy 01:59:05.430 --> 01:59:07.409 and then the other guy who writes things down 01:59:07.409 --> 01:59:11.229 And then they both get deals and then I you would 01:59:11.229 --> 01:59:13.489 wind up with the guy who wrote things down So 01:59:13.489 --> 01:59:15.310 I got one of these writers who was a writing 01:59:15.310 --> 01:59:17.590 team on Seinfeld and the team broke up And then 01:59:17.590 --> 01:59:19.289 I got this guy and he wrote this fucking script. 01:59:19.329 --> 01:59:23.770 It was so bad. It was so bad I couldn't believe 01:59:23.770 --> 01:59:25.989 how bad it was I was like and then they were 01:59:25.989 --> 01:59:27.409 trying to pretend they're excited about I go 01:59:27.409 --> 01:59:30.319 did you read it? This is fucking terrible because 01:59:30.319 --> 01:59:32.640 the problem was I'd come from news radio, which 01:59:32.640 --> 01:59:35.260 is a really good show and most of these shows 01:59:35.260 --> 01:59:38.100 are terrible and Most of the guys that I knew 01:59:38.100 --> 01:59:40.539 that were doing terrible sitcoms were living 01:59:40.539 --> 01:59:43.359 in hell Because they were doing these like corny 01:59:43.359 --> 01:59:45.340 acid and all they wanted to do is like figure 01:59:45.340 --> 01:59:46.779 out a way to make themselves feel better They 01:59:46.779 --> 01:59:49.180 spend money or they party and that's what they 01:59:49.180 --> 01:59:50.960 were doing They were all just partying and spending 01:59:50.960 --> 01:59:53.560 money and not enjoying their work. Their work 01:59:53.560 --> 01:59:57.539 was terrible. It was hell so Kind of realized 01:59:57.539 --> 02:00:01.760 early on that this trap of like chasing the number 02:00:01.760 --> 02:00:04.560 one ratings and all that shit It was just stupid. 02:00:04.579 --> 02:00:07.359 It was just nonsense and then you know fear factor 02:00:07.359 --> 02:00:09.920 was number one for a while I think I think it 02:00:09.920 --> 02:00:12.520 was it was hugely popular. Whatever it was and 02:00:12.520 --> 02:00:14.960 that was weird, too It's like well, that's that's 02:00:14.960 --> 02:00:18.380 also strange. That was about it Everybody it 02:00:18.380 --> 02:00:20.100 was just like this thing that was everywhere. 02:00:20.100 --> 02:00:22.239 It was very strange This is how you can tell 02:00:22.239 --> 02:00:24.079 a biggest show is tell me if I'm wrong. I can 02:00:24.079 --> 02:00:25.819 remember what night it aired on Monday nights 02:00:27.479 --> 02:00:30.319 Fear factor was it Monday nights. I don't remember. 02:00:30.319 --> 02:00:32.779 I think it was Monday. I don't remember I remember 02:00:32.779 --> 02:00:36.100 the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was Monday night 02:00:36.100 --> 02:00:39.960 I Remember Seinfeld was Thursdays, right? Yeah, 02:00:40.300 --> 02:00:44.380 that's the thing about about TV now, which is 02:00:44.380 --> 02:00:48.140 so bizarre is like When when I pitch this show 02:00:48.140 --> 02:00:51.100 it have you seen slow horses? Yes, I love it. 02:00:51.239 --> 02:00:53.359 I love it. So when I went to Netflix, they were 02:00:53.359 --> 02:00:54.739 like, we want to do a show with you. I was like, 02:00:54.739 --> 02:00:56.640 great. And they're like, what's the show? I said, 02:00:56.739 --> 02:00:59.420 it's my family. It's I'm Bert Kreischer, Georgia 02:00:59.420 --> 02:01:03.520 Naila, Leanne. I'm a comedian. I'm me. Everything's 02:01:03.520 --> 02:01:05.159 the same. Nothing changes. I don't have a job. 02:01:05.220 --> 02:01:08.060 I'm this guy. And they're like, OK. I go, but 02:01:08.060 --> 02:01:10.859 it's Meet Slow Horses. And they're like, what 02:01:10.859 --> 02:01:13.470 the fuck are you talking about? I said, All I 02:01:13.470 --> 02:01:15.210 can tell you is, I don't want to do episodic. 02:01:15.430 --> 02:01:17.689 I want Slow Horses. I said, when I watched Slow 02:01:17.689 --> 02:01:19.510 Horses, and this is why Ron's compliment was 02:01:19.510 --> 02:01:23.329 so kind, because I created the show so that me, 02:01:23.449 --> 02:01:24.550 Jared, and Andy, I shouldn't exclude them. Explain 02:01:24.550 --> 02:01:27.399 Slow Horses. Slow Horses is Gary Oldman. It is 02:01:27.399 --> 02:01:30.539 a spy thriller. They're a group of of like low 02:01:30.539 --> 02:01:32.739 -grade spies that all kind of got put into an 02:01:32.739 --> 02:01:35.500 office off to the side and but they don't realize 02:01:35.500 --> 02:01:37.619 how important their office still is they're still 02:01:37.619 --> 02:01:40.460 very Engrained in all the shit that the big office 02:01:40.460 --> 02:01:43.800 is doing but they're the B team And so the big 02:01:43.800 --> 02:01:45.439 office is constantly fucking with the little 02:01:45.439 --> 02:01:48.000 office So how is your show like slow horse the 02:01:48.000 --> 02:01:50.899 day? I watch so I'd watch the horses the week 02:01:50.899 --> 02:01:53.180 before I went in for this meeting and I watched 02:01:53.180 --> 02:01:55.850 the The first episode of slow horses and at the 02:01:55.850 --> 02:01:58.890 very end of that first episode I hit pause I 02:01:58.890 --> 02:02:00.729 looked at Leanne I said we're watching every 02:02:00.729 --> 02:02:02.970 fucking episode until it's over right now. We're 02:02:02.970 --> 02:02:04.869 not moving We're gonna watch all of them and 02:02:04.869 --> 02:02:06.989 I did that with that and black doves and I said 02:02:06.989 --> 02:02:10.149 to Netflix I said I want to make this where that 02:02:10.149 --> 02:02:12.109 first episode is not episodic the Chrysler's 02:02:12.109 --> 02:02:14.449 get a horse the Chrysler's get a dog it all goes 02:02:14.449 --> 02:02:16.810 together I go the first episode at that last 02:02:16.810 --> 02:02:19.609 line I say the very last line of that first episode 02:02:19.609 --> 02:02:21.350 I want you to look at the person you're with 02:02:21.350 --> 02:02:24.699 and go I'm watching all fucking six And and so 02:02:24.699 --> 02:02:27.420 it's an arc. It's a six story arc. It's basically 02:02:27.420 --> 02:02:30.779 a two hour and 30 minute movie that you can stop 02:02:30.779 --> 02:02:33.279 at any point and And the compliment I've been 02:02:33.279 --> 02:02:35.260 getting is the one Ron gave me is like I binged 02:02:35.260 --> 02:02:37.659 it. I watched all of it That's great. That's 02:02:37.659 --> 02:02:40.060 a smart move for a comedy to do it like that. 02:02:40.180 --> 02:02:43.539 Like it's one big story Yeah, that last bad that 02:02:43.539 --> 02:02:47.020 I doves is great to black doves great black doves 02:02:47.020 --> 02:02:49.199 black doves when we when we did the premiere 02:02:49.199 --> 02:02:52.710 and in LA Netflix came up to me and shout out 02:02:52.710 --> 02:02:54.729 to Netflix and they were like, you know when 02:02:54.729 --> 02:02:56.489 you pitch this we had no idea what you were fucking 02:02:56.489 --> 02:02:58.789 selling us like when you said black doves and 02:02:58.789 --> 02:03:02.149 and Slow horses like that those are your comps 02:03:02.149 --> 02:03:03.729 and then they were like we watched that first 02:03:03.729 --> 02:03:05.829 episode and they're like you fucking did it like 02:03:05.829 --> 02:03:08.229 you made a show where at that very end of that 02:03:08.229 --> 02:03:11.369 first episode at that moment And the very beginning 02:03:11.369 --> 02:03:13.350 of the second episode, I have a joke about you, 02:03:13.609 --> 02:03:15.850 but I thought I'd throw one in. You gave me a 02:03:15.850 --> 02:03:17.350 little love in your special. I'd give you a little 02:03:17.350 --> 02:03:20.270 love back. And so at the very end of that first 02:03:20.270 --> 02:03:22.649 episode, I wanted it so that you go, oh, this 02:03:22.649 --> 02:03:24.930 guy's fucked. I gotta see how he gets out of 02:03:24.930 --> 02:03:29.489 this. And that's the compliment I've been getting 02:03:29.489 --> 02:03:31.250 from people is that they watched all of them. 02:03:31.270 --> 02:03:33.869 They binged it. And that's like, I was like, 02:03:34.250 --> 02:03:35.869 because you know, you try to do something a little 02:03:35.869 --> 02:03:40.130 different. And that's why when you said that, 02:03:40.439 --> 02:03:44.020 You didn't submit. I fucking connected so hard. 02:03:44.079 --> 02:03:47.239 So I was like, I didn't I don't need it to be. 02:03:47.279 --> 02:03:48.699 It's not going to be the number one show on Netflix. 02:03:48.779 --> 02:03:50.300 It's never going to be the greatest show they 02:03:50.300 --> 02:03:52.720 ever made. There's too many good shows. But the 02:03:52.720 --> 02:03:55.180 fact that people have liked it, I go, I think 02:03:55.180 --> 02:03:57.760 I won. I think I got the thing I wanted. Yeah, 02:03:57.859 --> 02:04:00.039 it was just like I got it. I got a text. I got 02:04:00.039 --> 02:04:01.899 a text. I don't want to share this. And I apologize, 02:04:02.060 --> 02:04:04.710 Luke, if this sounds weird. Luke Colmes texted 02:04:04.710 --> 02:04:07.609 me last night. Now, he's not like a, he's not 02:04:07.609 --> 02:04:10.050 a social media guy. He just texted me. He's like, 02:04:10.149 --> 02:04:12.489 dude, I just watched your entire show. Luke Colmes. 02:04:12.789 --> 02:04:14.930 And I'm like, he's cool as fuck. He's cool. I've 02:04:14.930 --> 02:04:16.430 hung out with that dude a few times. As fuck. 02:04:16.510 --> 02:04:19.229 And he's understated. He's the guy. He's fascinating 02:04:19.229 --> 02:04:21.810 to me because he's the guy. We just did a podcast. 02:04:21.909 --> 02:04:24.170 He's the guy that, he goes into the room and 02:04:24.170 --> 02:04:25.670 he's not going to talk to anyone because he doesn't 02:04:25.670 --> 02:04:27.720 want to bother you. He's one of the biggest stars 02:04:27.720 --> 02:04:29.699 in country music He's one of the most talented 02:04:29.699 --> 02:04:32.380 guys humble and he's very humble and he's like 02:04:32.380 --> 02:04:35.359 I did the CMAs and I saw him and he just He stays 02:04:35.359 --> 02:04:37.420 to himself. He doesn't and I was like wow that 02:04:37.420 --> 02:04:39.119 what a slick dude and he's like No, I'm not trying 02:04:39.119 --> 02:04:40.779 to be slick. I just don't want to bother anybody 02:04:40.779 --> 02:04:43.560 Yeah, and so when Luke Holmes texted me last 02:04:43.560 --> 02:04:46.899 night, I fucking I texted Leanne I was like, 02:04:47.100 --> 02:04:49.579 can you believe like that's not the guy you think 02:04:49.579 --> 02:04:52.600 right? It's a real compliment. Yeah, I'm like 02:04:52.600 --> 02:04:55.800 a cheesy ass kisser. It's a real dude. He really 02:04:55.800 --> 02:04:58.000 you know He's not lying right like really liked 02:04:58.000 --> 02:05:00.000 it the first person to text was Chris DiStefano, 02:05:00.000 --> 02:05:03.300 and that's a real one He's like dude. You're 02:05:03.300 --> 02:05:05.859 you're a good actor. This is a great series as 02:05:05.859 --> 02:05:08.199 the very first text I got and I was like comics 02:05:08.199 --> 02:05:11.319 don't have to text They don't we don't like like 02:05:11.319 --> 02:05:13.420 I'll text the shame when I saw tires. It's fucking 02:05:13.420 --> 02:05:16.199 It was game changer. I was like this is fucking 02:05:16.199 --> 02:05:19.590 incredible whatever but When a comic texts you're 02:05:19.590 --> 02:05:22.989 like that's okay, like I didn't I didn't expect 02:05:22.989 --> 02:05:25.489 you to watch it But Luke Holmes fucking floored 02:05:25.489 --> 02:05:28.250 me Luke Holmes and Bradley Cooper was another 02:05:28.250 --> 02:05:31.489 one. That's awesome Just do something that you 02:05:31.489 --> 02:05:34.329 enjoy and do your best at it this idea of awards. 02:05:34.329 --> 02:05:37.869 Yeah, like fuck off Fuck off with your awards 02:05:37.869 --> 02:05:40.390 like that It's like there's so many moments in 02:05:40.390 --> 02:05:43.149 history have been defined by these like goofy 02:05:43.149 --> 02:05:48.050 ass awards Yeah, like what what is that? The 02:05:48.050 --> 02:05:49.850 only thing is good is it like if something wins 02:05:49.850 --> 02:05:51.930 an Academy Award for best movie I go oh, maybe 02:05:51.930 --> 02:05:54.409 I'll see it like occasionally But you know what's 02:05:54.409 --> 02:05:56.369 better than that one of my friends saying it's 02:05:56.369 --> 02:05:59.210 great Do you know and or someone posting on social 02:05:59.210 --> 02:06:01.470 media like oh this fuck someone that I respect 02:06:01.470 --> 02:06:03.909 on social media? Posting it and saying hey you 02:06:03.909 --> 02:06:06.130 need to watch this is amazing great. Do you ever 02:06:06.130 --> 02:06:09.289 see the movie American movie? What is that? It's 02:06:09.289 --> 02:06:11.449 about the two guys in Wisconsin trying to make 02:06:11.449 --> 02:06:15.359 a horror film called coven I think I did a long 02:06:15.359 --> 02:06:17.680 time ago long time ago documentary and there 02:06:17.680 --> 02:06:20.800 one guy's done way too much acid Yeah, and it's 02:06:20.800 --> 02:06:23.460 just it's like one of those movies where someone 02:06:23.460 --> 02:06:26.439 says to you yet You have to see this and it's 02:06:26.439 --> 02:06:28.840 never gonna win an award probably made no money 02:06:28.840 --> 02:06:31.979 But it is the most fascinating. Okay, Jamie. 02:06:32.060 --> 02:06:33.640 Can you pull the trailer up for that? If you 02:06:33.640 --> 02:06:35.800 if you see this you'll go I've saw it. Okay, 02:06:36.119 --> 02:06:39.800 it's the American movie Mike Oh, what was the 02:06:39.800 --> 02:06:43.359 other guys? Oh, this is so good Joe Imagine a 02:06:43.359 --> 02:06:45.579 world where passion and perseverance outweigh 02:06:45.579 --> 02:06:48.220 polish and dreams are both the driving force 02:06:48.220 --> 02:06:51.300 and the destination What if I told you this world 02:06:51.300 --> 02:06:54.880 exists not in some far -flung fantasy, but here 02:06:54.880 --> 02:06:57.979 in the heartland of America This world is seen 02:06:57.979 --> 02:07:00.460 through the lens of an unsung documentary where 02:07:00.460 --> 02:07:03.159 we meet Mark Beauchard. This is the trailer maker 02:07:03.159 --> 02:07:13.739 from Wisconsin Joe this movie Is is so good, 02:07:13.739 --> 02:07:15.939 but it's one of those things that it's like when 02:07:15.939 --> 02:07:17.659 you find something that you just fall in love 02:07:17.659 --> 02:07:20.560 with like Yeah, like that that you can't explain 02:07:20.560 --> 02:07:22.979 to someone like Vernon, Florida. Have you ever 02:07:22.979 --> 02:07:25.180 seen Vernon, Florida? No, it's a documentary 02:07:25.180 --> 02:07:28.000 about verner Herzog about it was trying to him 02:07:28.000 --> 02:07:30.220 and another guy another guy did it He was trying 02:07:30.220 --> 02:07:32.579 to do a documentary called nub city, right? It's 02:07:32.579 --> 02:07:34.739 about this place in Florida where a lot of people 02:07:34.739 --> 02:07:36.500 had lost limbs and were collecting insurance 02:07:36.500 --> 02:07:40.369 money And he went in to do a documentary about 02:07:40.369 --> 02:07:43.489 that and he got his life threatened, but he had 02:07:43.489 --> 02:07:46.380 all this footage So I think Werner Herzog came 02:07:46.380 --> 02:07:49.180 in and dumped a little money in it and he just 02:07:49.180 --> 02:07:53.399 made the bizarrest documentary about a guy talking 02:07:53.399 --> 02:07:56.300 about turkey hunting and another guy talking 02:07:56.300 --> 02:07:58.439 about like it's like four different personalities 02:07:58.439 --> 02:08:00.439 Joe. It's on YouTube you can find it. Werner 02:08:00.439 --> 02:08:03.359 Herzog does some amazing shit. Amazing shit. 02:08:03.659 --> 02:08:06.380 This thing Joe is like something you start watching 02:08:06.380 --> 02:08:09.100 and you go like I can't turn it off. I mean he 02:08:09.100 --> 02:08:13.840 did Grizzly Man. He did fucking, what is that 02:08:13.840 --> 02:08:17.039 other one? The one about the cave paintings in 02:08:17.039 --> 02:08:20.340 France. He did - This was made by Errol Morris. 02:08:20.520 --> 02:08:21.979 Errol Morris. Errol Morris. Oh, it wasn't Werner 02:08:21.979 --> 02:08:24.020 Herzog? No, no, he - Errol - He's trying to highlight 02:08:24.020 --> 02:08:25.699 on there. It says it's an Errol Morris film. 02:08:25.819 --> 02:08:27.600 Oh, so it's not Werner Herzog. No, Werner Herzog 02:08:27.600 --> 02:08:29.899 backed it. He was on the page for it. Oh, I see, 02:08:29.979 --> 02:08:32.840 I see, I see. He produced it. He was also, Werner 02:08:32.840 --> 02:08:35.060 Herzog was a part of that movie Happy People. 02:08:35.640 --> 02:08:37.539 You ever see that? No, it's not. Oh my god, it's 02:08:37.539 --> 02:08:39.939 about these people that live in Siberia. These 02:08:39.939 --> 02:08:42.300 guys that live in a small village in Siberia, 02:08:42.359 --> 02:08:44.819 and they're just fishermen and trappers and hunters, 02:08:45.220 --> 02:08:49.659 and they basically just live off the land, and 02:08:49.659 --> 02:08:52.560 they're so happy. There's like no mental illness. 02:08:53.020 --> 02:08:55.119 Everybody works really hard. It's freezing cold 02:08:55.119 --> 02:08:57.060 at night. They're always drinking, and everyone's 02:08:57.060 --> 02:08:59.960 happy. And it's called Happy People, Life in 02:08:59.960 --> 02:09:02.520 the Taiga. It's a great documentary. Because 02:09:02.520 --> 02:09:05.079 it just shows you that without struggle, you 02:09:05.079 --> 02:09:07.739 will create struggle. And when you have struggle 02:09:07.739 --> 02:09:11.060 all the time, like physical struggle, people 02:09:11.060 --> 02:09:13.619 seem to be satisfied and happy. Especially when 02:09:13.619 --> 02:09:15.920 they're living off the land, living like a subsistence 02:09:15.920 --> 02:09:18.060 lifestyle. They're out in the forest. They're 02:09:18.060 --> 02:09:20.840 catching fish. And it's a great documentary. 02:09:20.840 --> 02:09:22.600 It's really interesting. Did you feel it? Because 02:09:22.600 --> 02:09:24.460 I remember we went to a birthday party at your 02:09:24.460 --> 02:09:26.640 house and your wife introduced my girls and Leanda 02:09:26.640 --> 02:09:31.100 chickens. Mm -hmm and Leanne and the girls immediately 02:09:31.100 --> 02:09:33.920 got chickens chickens are awesome The happiest 02:09:33.920 --> 02:09:36.279 my family was out of all the times we've been 02:09:36.279 --> 02:09:38.439 happy was when they were they had a garden They 02:09:38.439 --> 02:09:40.520 were raising chickens. Yeah, it's good for you 02:09:40.520 --> 02:09:42.659 man And then that that like extra like did you 02:09:42.659 --> 02:09:44.619 guys clean out the chicken coop? You need to 02:09:44.619 --> 02:09:47.420 clean like that little yeah work. Yeah works 02:09:47.420 --> 02:09:50.119 good for you Yeah, especially work that pays 02:09:50.119 --> 02:09:51.960 off like you actually get eggs and you have to 02:09:51.960 --> 02:09:54.340 eat those eggs those eggs And that's like the 02:09:54.340 --> 02:09:56.500 most karma free food that you'll ever get because 02:09:56.500 --> 02:09:58.880 they're your pets Like you treat them. Well, 02:09:58.880 --> 02:10:00.699 you feed them. You're like, hey girls. I see 02:10:00.699 --> 02:10:04.439 them. I talk to them I lift rocks for them. So 02:10:04.439 --> 02:10:06.520 they go under the rocks and pick out bugs and 02:10:06.520 --> 02:10:09.140 worms and shit and they come near you they like 02:10:09.340 --> 02:10:11.340 Waddle over to you when they and you like get 02:10:11.340 --> 02:10:13.159 you ready You're ready and pick up the rock and 02:10:13.159 --> 02:10:15.199 they immediately go in there and try to get the 02:10:15.199 --> 02:10:16.960 worms and bugs and shit And then you get these 02:10:16.960 --> 02:10:19.520 delicious healthy eggs best eggs I've ever had 02:10:19.520 --> 02:10:22.720 my entire life yellow. Mm -hmm yellow double 02:10:22.720 --> 02:10:24.979 I remember get orange. Yeah, remember double 02:10:24.979 --> 02:10:29.979 yolks. Mm -hmm But you're you know exactly how 02:10:29.979 --> 02:10:32.680 they're raised there's no cruelty involved You 02:10:32.680 --> 02:10:34.840 know how they're fed they lay an egg every day 02:10:34.840 --> 02:10:36.560 that egg is never gonna become a chicken You 02:10:36.560 --> 02:10:38.300 never like that's what I tell to all my friends 02:10:38.300 --> 02:10:40.800 that are like vegetarians that are doing it for 02:10:40.800 --> 02:10:43.640 like they're just kind people they don't want 02:10:43.640 --> 02:10:45.520 an animal to die I'm like you don't have to kill 02:10:45.520 --> 02:10:48.239 an animal just eat eggs eggs have all the nutrients 02:10:48.239 --> 02:10:51.279 you need eat the yolk eat the whole thing and 02:10:51.279 --> 02:10:53.880 you're you'll be super healthy. Like you can 02:10:53.880 --> 02:10:56.380 get all the animal protein you need from eggs 02:10:56.380 --> 02:10:58.479 and you don't ever have to worry about an animal 02:10:58.479 --> 02:11:00.520 dying. So wait, do you think then when you talk 02:11:00.520 --> 02:11:02.039 about, what was that happy city is it called? 02:11:02.039 --> 02:11:04.079 Happy people. Happy people. Do you think your 02:11:04.079 --> 02:11:06.020 connection then to crushing it in the gym and 02:11:06.020 --> 02:11:08.640 killing it in the gym is directly connected to 02:11:08.640 --> 02:11:13.079 that struggle? Like the happiest I ever am is 02:11:13.079 --> 02:11:15.979 the second my workouts done and I lay back and 02:11:15.979 --> 02:11:18.920 I just sweat. Yeah, you did it. Yeah, you did 02:11:18.920 --> 02:11:22.260 it. Your body needs, I think, In order for your 02:11:22.260 --> 02:11:26.199 body to survive, like when we were hunter -gatherers, 02:11:26.439 --> 02:11:29.539 you had to do a bunch of work. So I think there's 02:11:29.539 --> 02:11:32.560 human reward systems that are built in us, that 02:11:32.560 --> 02:11:34.720 if you don't meet those requirements, your body 02:11:34.720 --> 02:11:38.720 gets anxious. And the most anxiety -ridden, fucked 02:11:38.720 --> 02:11:41.979 up, mentally ill people I know are these lazy 02:11:41.979 --> 02:11:45.180 slobs that are online all day complaining about 02:11:45.180 --> 02:11:48.020 people. Especially comics. I know so many comics 02:11:48.020 --> 02:11:51.229 that they spend... a giant chunk of their day 02:11:51.229 --> 02:11:52.789 shitting on other comics, and they're all fat 02:11:52.789 --> 02:11:55.369 and lazy. And what is that? Well, it's because 02:11:55.369 --> 02:11:57.390 they're not healthy. They're not mentally healthy, 02:11:57.649 --> 02:12:00.149 physically healthy, and so they're completely 02:12:00.149 --> 02:12:03.029 obsessed with other things, external things. 02:12:03.909 --> 02:12:05.890 You know, when we did that Sober October challenge, 02:12:06.350 --> 02:12:08.289 Tommy said it best, because he was like, dude, 02:12:08.390 --> 02:12:10.729 when you work out, when we're all competing against 02:12:10.729 --> 02:12:13.529 each other to see who get the highest fitness 02:12:13.529 --> 02:12:16.060 scores, Tommy said at best like when you work 02:12:16.060 --> 02:12:19.470 out all day kills all that internal chatter You 02:12:19.470 --> 02:12:21.510 don't worry about things anymore. All that, what 02:12:21.510 --> 02:12:23.470 about this? What about that? What about this? 02:12:23.569 --> 02:12:26.550 What about that shit? Is your mind thinking there's 02:12:26.550 --> 02:12:29.310 threats out there in the world because there 02:12:29.310 --> 02:12:31.890 used to be. Because you're programmed to think 02:12:31.890 --> 02:12:34.210 about what's out there? What's coming for me? 02:12:34.670 --> 02:12:36.510 Is there a neighboring tribe that's coming over 02:12:36.510 --> 02:12:37.770 the top of the hill? Where am I going to get 02:12:37.770 --> 02:12:40.829 my food? All that stuff's built in as a human 02:12:40.829 --> 02:12:43.369 reward system. If you don't meet that human reward 02:12:43.369 --> 02:12:46.489 system, you're just doom -scrolling on TikTok 02:12:46.489 --> 02:12:49.159 and Twitter all day and shitting on People are 02:12:49.159 --> 02:12:52.159 like, fuck Whitney Cummings and Miss Rachel. 02:12:53.520 --> 02:12:57.159 They're just mentally ill slobs, all of them. 02:12:57.180 --> 02:12:59.659 And their opinion should be dismissed. That's 02:12:59.659 --> 02:13:02.260 why the idea of awards is so ridiculous. Who 02:13:02.260 --> 02:13:04.600 are these people that are giving you awards? 02:13:04.840 --> 02:13:07.079 They're all unhealthy people for the most part. 02:13:07.260 --> 02:13:09.239 They're all weirdos that are caught up in this 02:13:09.239 --> 02:13:14.699 fucking bizarre, strange industry that rewards 02:13:14.699 --> 02:13:19.149 groupthink. Like, fuck off. That's probably the 02:13:19.149 --> 02:13:22.409 the probably the happiest my mind was when we 02:13:22.409 --> 02:13:25.810 had the the year we had the straps Remember we 02:13:25.810 --> 02:13:28.010 had. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we remember that Kansas 02:13:28.010 --> 02:13:30.529 City workout club Yeah, we had to be kind of 02:13:30.529 --> 02:13:33.970 yeah the my zone the mice my fitness straps Yeah, 02:13:33.989 --> 02:13:36.449 and I remember I mean I you know like you have 02:13:36.449 --> 02:13:38.409 memories in your head where you like you drive 02:13:38.409 --> 02:13:41.770 by a place and you go I remember that and it 02:13:41.770 --> 02:13:45.130 was one night. I Said I was I was gonna run a 02:13:45.130 --> 02:13:48.000 marathon and you're like I'll match it Remember 02:13:48.000 --> 02:13:50.619 we were all texting and I remember getting up 02:13:50.619 --> 02:13:52.779 it like it was like put the girls to bed It's 02:13:52.779 --> 02:13:54.680 nine o 'clock at night and I go I'm gonna run 02:13:54.680 --> 02:13:58.140 until midnight And I had just this one fucking 02:13:58.140 --> 02:14:00.520 mile loop and I ran eight miles that night and 02:14:00.520 --> 02:14:03.779 I just kept running and I cannot run Down fucking 02:14:03.779 --> 02:14:06.520 Colfax. I can't drive down Colfax without thinking 02:14:06.520 --> 02:14:09.539 of me just going one more lap. Just one more 02:14:09.539 --> 02:14:13.210 lap Yeah, those were those were fucking Wearing 02:14:13.210 --> 02:14:14.850 yourself out. It's good for your brain, man. 02:14:14.850 --> 02:14:17.130 It really good for I don't think we should do 02:14:17.130 --> 02:14:19.529 that again because the problem with that is that 02:14:19.529 --> 02:14:22.609 lit up that weird part of my brain that Obsessive 02:14:22.609 --> 02:14:25.369 part of my brain and my wife asked me never to 02:14:25.369 --> 02:14:28.869 do that again. It's like Because I was like super 02:14:28.869 --> 02:14:32.590 serious. I got like really into it and It just 02:14:32.590 --> 02:14:35.470 became an obsession. Yeah, it just it's a it's 02:14:35.470 --> 02:14:39.010 a dangerous part of my own brain that I can't 02:14:39.010 --> 02:14:41.850 entertain too much Because I think that's the 02:14:41.850 --> 02:14:44.189 part of my brain that was formulated in my competition 02:14:44.189 --> 02:14:48.109 days, where it was like, my thought was, you 02:14:48.109 --> 02:14:50.090 know, like I would go to the, because I had keys 02:14:50.090 --> 02:14:52.850 to the school, so I'd go and train at two o 'clock 02:14:52.850 --> 02:14:54.329 in the morning, because I knew nobody else was. 02:14:54.689 --> 02:14:56.890 I knew everybody else was asleep, so I'd go there. 02:14:56.970 --> 02:15:00.050 I'd drive there by myself and unlock the doors 02:15:00.050 --> 02:15:01.689 and start training at two o 'clock in the morning, 02:15:01.770 --> 02:15:04.109 because I knew everybody was asleep. That made 02:15:04.109 --> 02:15:05.829 me feel better, like, bitch, while you're sleeping, 02:15:05.869 --> 02:15:08.600 I'm in here. You know, where did you put that 02:15:08.600 --> 02:15:11.520 competitiveness because I I shelved my competitiveness. 02:15:11.800 --> 02:15:15.279 I don't have it in comedy I have a competitiveness 02:15:15.279 --> 02:15:18.739 with the industry that I felt ignored me at times 02:15:18.739 --> 02:15:21.720 like I have I want to prove things Like I did 02:15:21.720 --> 02:15:24.500 fully loaded because I never got on oddball And 02:15:24.500 --> 02:15:27.420 so I created that festival. I remember I was 02:15:27.420 --> 02:15:30.739 with we were at the Forest Hills Arena or whatever 02:15:30.739 --> 02:15:33.640 the outdoor Stadium someone's like wow, this 02:15:33.640 --> 02:15:35.119 is crazy. Can you believe you did this and I 02:15:35.119 --> 02:15:36.979 went yeah And they're like, what made you want 02:15:36.979 --> 02:15:38.560 to do this? I go, cause no one would ever invite 02:15:38.560 --> 02:15:41.300 me. And then they were like, wow, that was more 02:15:41.300 --> 02:15:43.619 of an answer than we expected. But like, and 02:15:43.619 --> 02:15:47.399 so there's a competitiveness with me internally, 02:15:48.060 --> 02:15:51.819 but I was very competitive as an athlete, like 02:15:51.819 --> 02:15:55.020 unhealthy and it was gross. How was it gross 02:15:55.020 --> 02:15:58.760 like what sports anything anything I did I think 02:15:58.760 --> 02:16:00.659 that's Michael Jordan right when you're talking 02:16:00.659 --> 02:16:02.479 about Michael Jordan He was the most held Michael 02:16:02.479 --> 02:16:05.000 Jordan and Kelly Slater the two ones Tiger Woods 02:16:05.000 --> 02:16:08.140 that I hear about and I identify with the way 02:16:08.140 --> 02:16:10.420 Their brain works where I go. Well, I have that 02:16:10.420 --> 02:16:13.500 grossness where I create scenarios in my head 02:16:13.500 --> 02:16:16.609 to go. That's it I'm gonna fucking I'd build 02:16:16.609 --> 02:16:18.789 up a rivalry with I have a guy that I think about 02:16:18.789 --> 02:16:20.689 to this day who played baseball at Tampa Catholic 02:16:20.689 --> 02:16:23.369 His name was Israel and I had a competitive name. 02:16:23.369 --> 02:16:25.409 I don't even know who the fuck I am. He never 02:16:25.409 --> 02:16:28.930 knew me He was a pitcher and I fucking and I 02:16:28.930 --> 02:16:30.729 and I apologize Israel if you're hearing this 02:16:30.729 --> 02:16:33.450 right now We were 16 and I had a competitiveness 02:16:33.450 --> 02:16:36.290 in my head and my goal was to hit him to hit 02:16:36.290 --> 02:16:38.809 a line Drive right back in and he was a pitcher 02:16:38.809 --> 02:16:41.649 and he threw inside And I crushed one off his 02:16:41.649 --> 02:16:43.350 kneecap and they pulled him out of the game and 02:16:43.350 --> 02:16:45.190 I stood on first base And I was like that's how 02:16:45.190 --> 02:16:54.030 it goes Israel's 53 years old So competitive 02:16:54.030 --> 02:16:59.159 and so I and I and when I got into stand -up, 02:16:59.479 --> 02:17:03.319 I maybe because I just I Saw that so many people 02:17:03.319 --> 02:17:05.899 were so far beyond me that I was like why I'm 02:17:05.899 --> 02:17:08.239 not playing their game I guess so I'm not I never 02:17:08.239 --> 02:17:10.520 had a competitiveness in stand -up. Well, you 02:17:10.520 --> 02:17:14.200 can't but you can listen you could There's a 02:17:14.200 --> 02:17:17.040 good place for competitiveness. I mean I'm competitive 02:17:17.040 --> 02:17:19.700 no doubt, but I don't think about it in terms 02:17:19.700 --> 02:17:23.239 of like art Yeah, I think my competition with 02:17:23.239 --> 02:17:27.420 either stand -up or with podcasting is to be 02:17:27.420 --> 02:17:29.940 the best I can be, to do the best job I can. 02:17:30.260 --> 02:17:32.819 Like if I have a guy on and he wants to talk 02:17:32.819 --> 02:17:36.260 about some science stuff or something esoteric, 02:17:36.459 --> 02:17:38.940 I have to read his book or listen to the audio 02:17:38.940 --> 02:17:42.260 book. I have to read articles. I have to do my 02:17:42.260 --> 02:17:44.819 best. This guy's going to fly in here from Europe 02:17:44.819 --> 02:17:47.739 or whatever it is. I have to be ready and I have 02:17:47.739 --> 02:17:50.459 to be intrigued. And the only reason why I have 02:17:50.459 --> 02:17:52.340 on the podcast in the first place is because 02:17:52.340 --> 02:17:56.360 I'm interested in it. My thing is just do the 02:17:56.360 --> 02:17:58.559 best that I can. And the way that I could do 02:17:58.559 --> 02:18:00.440 it the best I can is only talk to people that 02:18:00.440 --> 02:18:02.979 I want to talk to. Only reach out to people that 02:18:02.979 --> 02:18:05.639 I'm actually interested in. Only accept invitations 02:18:05.639 --> 02:18:08.120 from someone that ignites my curiosity. And just 02:18:08.120 --> 02:18:10.979 only do it that way. Never say, oh, this person 02:18:10.979 --> 02:18:12.719 would be great because they're famous. Like, 02:18:12.879 --> 02:18:14.000 this is one of the things you see about some 02:18:14.000 --> 02:18:16.680 of these podcasts that are doing well. all of 02:18:16.680 --> 02:18:18.979 their guests are famous, right? Which is like 02:18:18.979 --> 02:18:21.059 a built -in cheat code. Like, let's see what 02:18:21.059 --> 02:18:22.780 this guy, and I have famous people on all the 02:18:22.780 --> 02:18:25.239 time. If I think they're interesting, if I want 02:18:25.239 --> 02:18:28.600 to talk to them. But I pass on a lot of famous 02:18:28.600 --> 02:18:31.059 people, because I'm not interested in them. Or 02:18:31.059 --> 02:18:33.799 because they were like really heavily pushing 02:18:33.799 --> 02:18:36.319 the vaccine during the pandemic. I'm like, fuck 02:18:36.319 --> 02:18:39.379 you forever. Fuck you. There's a few people that 02:18:39.379 --> 02:18:41.239 have tried to get on. I'm like, no, I would have, 02:18:41.360 --> 02:18:43.040 before the pandemic, I would have been happy 02:18:43.040 --> 02:18:45.500 to have you on. But now I'm like, fuck you forever. 02:18:46.059 --> 02:18:48.079 Who knows how many people you caused to have 02:18:48.079 --> 02:18:49.920 heart attacks? Who knows how many people you 02:18:49.920 --> 02:18:51.500 tricked into getting that and they had a stroke? 02:18:51.780 --> 02:18:54.340 Who knows? Who knows? And they didn't need it, 02:18:54.600 --> 02:18:56.139 especially the people that already got COVID. 02:18:56.260 --> 02:18:57.479 You didn't know what you were talking about, 02:18:57.500 --> 02:19:00.379 and you just bootlicked. You bootlicked for the 02:19:00.379 --> 02:19:04.649 fucking, for the man. Like, fuck you. That's 02:19:04.649 --> 02:19:07.389 it. But other than that, everybody else, it's 02:19:07.389 --> 02:19:10.129 like, who is it? What do they want to talk about? 02:19:10.209 --> 02:19:13.030 So I just do my best. You know, I'm competitive 02:19:13.030 --> 02:19:15.270 when it comes to playing pool, but really the 02:19:15.270 --> 02:19:17.649 pool you're playing against yourself. You're 02:19:17.649 --> 02:19:19.829 playing another person and the other person is, 02:19:19.989 --> 02:19:22.870 but when you're playing, nobody can block you. 02:19:22.930 --> 02:19:24.969 Nobody gets in front of you. You're just trying 02:19:24.969 --> 02:19:28.469 to do your best. So it's all against you. All 02:19:28.469 --> 02:19:30.489 the competition is against you, which is why 02:19:30.489 --> 02:19:33.329 I like to work out by myself. I'm playing against 02:19:33.329 --> 02:19:36.569 me. You know, it's me. It's like it's whatever 02:19:36.569 --> 02:19:40.010 my inside little inner bitches. I'm trying to 02:19:40.010 --> 02:19:42.899 squash that motherfucker down beat his ass again, 02:19:42.940 --> 02:19:45.479 and then he's back again tomorrow. Every time 02:19:45.479 --> 02:19:48.000 I lift the fucking lid on that cold punch, my 02:19:48.000 --> 02:19:50.559 inner bitch is like, don't do it. You don't have 02:19:50.559 --> 02:19:52.700 to do this. You could not do it, and we'll be 02:19:52.700 --> 02:19:54.520 fine. The other day it was 22 degrees outside, 02:19:55.059 --> 02:19:57.200 and I had to break the ice off of the top of 02:19:57.200 --> 02:19:59.180 the thing, because it was covered in ice. I had 02:19:59.180 --> 02:20:01.680 to break the ice off, because I could barely 02:20:01.680 --> 02:20:03.540 lift the lid off the fucking thing. So I had 02:20:03.540 --> 02:20:06.100 to knock off all the ice, and then pick it up 02:20:06.100 --> 02:20:09.639 and climb on in. I'm like. Fuck you. And this 02:20:09.639 --> 02:20:11.719 is like, it's fuck you to the inner bitch. Dude, 02:20:11.899 --> 02:20:14.079 it's like when you said, like I remember doing 02:20:14.079 --> 02:20:15.540 an interview with a guy and he was getting eye 02:20:15.540 --> 02:20:17.139 gaze. I got a Netflix special coming out. I'm 02:20:17.139 --> 02:20:18.319 going to go out on the road for the next couple 02:20:18.319 --> 02:20:20.100 of weeks. And I was like, couple of weeks. Couple 02:20:20.100 --> 02:20:22.799 of weeks. Couple of weeks. I'm gone. I'm not 02:20:22.799 --> 02:20:26.399 home for one month. One month out, I'm in my 02:20:26.399 --> 02:20:29.559 bus every night doing stand up, but 18 months 02:20:29.559 --> 02:20:34.440 out. I'm like, obsessive. I'm not shooting my 02:20:34.440 --> 02:20:38.079 next one until 2027, and I'm obsessive today. 02:20:38.500 --> 02:20:40.799 Last night, I was like, I tried all my new shit. 02:20:41.159 --> 02:20:42.579 I was like, I gotta find out if real people laugh 02:20:42.579 --> 02:20:47.920 at this. I think my fans are willing to give 02:20:47.920 --> 02:20:50.319 me an inch, you know? Well, they also know you, 02:20:50.399 --> 02:20:52.700 they know your story, they know all the references, 02:20:53.260 --> 02:20:56.719 yeah. But what's crazy to me is we were, me and 02:20:56.719 --> 02:20:59.139 you, not... I can't speak for the younger comics, 02:20:59.500 --> 02:21:03.840 but we were in a time at standup when competitiveness 02:21:03.840 --> 02:21:07.100 was the norm. It was because of TV though, dude. 02:21:07.500 --> 02:21:09.479 That was what it was. It was like everybody thought 02:21:09.479 --> 02:21:11.459 they were competing for a very small amount of 02:21:11.459 --> 02:21:13.579 slots. And then what happened was the internet 02:21:13.579 --> 02:21:17.399 came along and we realized that no, In fact, 02:21:17.459 --> 02:21:20.239 we're actually an asset to each other because 02:21:20.239 --> 02:21:22.200 we do each other's podcasts. We hang out with 02:21:22.200 --> 02:21:24.299 each other, which makes each other better. When 02:21:24.299 --> 02:21:26.340 we're all on a show together and you're killing 02:21:26.340 --> 02:21:28.860 and Tom's killing and Ari's killing, the more 02:21:28.860 --> 02:21:31.079 people are killing, the more we're going to do 02:21:31.079 --> 02:21:32.780 better because we're going to get excited about 02:21:32.780 --> 02:21:36.059 it and we'll be inspired. And so we became valuable 02:21:36.059 --> 02:21:37.840 to each other instead of competitive against 02:21:37.840 --> 02:21:40.100 each other. And if there was any competition 02:21:40.100 --> 02:21:43.000 that you were having with your friends, it was 02:21:43.000 --> 02:21:45.020 actually healthy competition because it just 02:21:45.020 --> 02:21:47.440 made you try harder. Like if you saw if Ari went 02:21:47.440 --> 02:21:49.340 up and did like when Ari did his Jew special 02:21:49.340 --> 02:21:51.620 which is fucking incredible. That special was 02:21:51.620 --> 02:21:54.860 so good, it made so many people get inspired 02:21:54.860 --> 02:21:58.260 to work on a theme and write and really try to 02:21:58.260 --> 02:22:00.620 develop something. Look at what he did. He put 02:22:00.620 --> 02:22:02.700 together this fucking incredible special. It 02:22:02.700 --> 02:22:06.479 was really fucking good. And that kind of competition 02:22:06.479 --> 02:22:09.440 is healthy competition. It's inspirational. Instead 02:22:09.440 --> 02:22:11.200 of saying, I hope that guy gets hit by a bus, 02:22:11.200 --> 02:22:15.000 fuck him. All these slobs that are on Twitter 02:22:15.000 --> 02:22:16.940 and that are talking shit about comedians and 02:22:16.940 --> 02:22:19.459 are angry about comedians, they have one thing 02:22:19.459 --> 02:22:23.620 in common. They're almost all failures. They're 02:22:23.620 --> 02:22:26.399 either failures or they're extremely mediocre. 02:22:26.940 --> 02:22:31.239 They're in the middle of mediocrity. No one's 02:22:31.239 --> 02:22:33.559 got them as their favorite comedian. No one's 02:22:33.559 --> 02:22:35.520 got them as their favorite podcaster. No one's 02:22:35.520 --> 02:22:37.819 got them as anything. They just don't do that 02:22:37.819 --> 02:22:39.579 well. So what do they do? They're attacking people. 02:22:39.879 --> 02:22:41.840 So their competitiveness is a very unhealthy 02:22:41.840 --> 02:22:44.000 competitiveness. If their competitiveness was 02:22:44.000 --> 02:22:45.600 healthy, they would say, well, what is it about 02:22:45.899 --> 02:22:48.959 this person where she's getting all these comedy 02:22:48.959 --> 02:22:51.180 specials and she's in front of all these roasts, 02:22:51.180 --> 02:22:53.819 why is Nikki Glaser doing so well and I'm not? 02:22:54.000 --> 02:22:56.319 Instead of hating on Nikki Glaser. You know, 02:22:56.340 --> 02:22:59.379 but that's not what like a narcissist does. What 02:22:59.379 --> 02:23:02.659 about me? How come I'm not getting that? She 02:23:02.659 --> 02:23:04.940 doesn't talk about sucking cock. That fucking 02:23:04.940 --> 02:23:06.940 bitch. And then they get all fucking angry and 02:23:06.940 --> 02:23:08.219 they start talking shit about her. Meanwhile, 02:23:08.319 --> 02:23:10.079 she still kills it. She's still on the road. 02:23:10.319 --> 02:23:11.920 She's still selling out. She's still getting 02:23:11.920 --> 02:23:13.860 out there. Everybody screams and cheers. Why? 02:23:14.120 --> 02:23:16.940 Because she put in the work and if you put in 02:23:16.940 --> 02:23:19.360 the work and if you looked at yourself and you 02:23:19.360 --> 02:23:21.319 objectively analyzed what you're doing and said 02:23:21.319 --> 02:23:23.360 why is this going well why is this not going 02:23:23.360 --> 02:23:26.059 well and worked harder you would be where she 02:23:26.059 --> 02:23:28.920 is but you're not so what are you doing you're 02:23:28.920 --> 02:23:31.809 on Twitter every day for 12 hours like a fucking 02:23:31.809 --> 02:23:34.209 mental patient Just shitting on people and getting 02:23:34.209 --> 02:23:36.729 in arguments and saying mean things like you're 02:23:36.729 --> 02:23:38.569 gonna just it's crabs in a bucket You're just 02:23:38.569 --> 02:23:40.190 trying to pull people down that are doing better 02:23:40.190 --> 02:23:42.270 than you. Where are you going? Get back down 02:23:42.270 --> 02:23:44.989 here. That's all it is. Yeah, it's unhealthy 02:23:44.989 --> 02:23:47.329 That's why you can't read that stuff because 02:23:47.329 --> 02:23:50.729 you're you're you absorb the atmosphere of the 02:23:50.729 --> 02:23:52.920 people that you surround yourself with Like it 02:23:52.920 --> 02:23:55.299 or not when you were interacting with people 02:23:55.299 --> 02:23:57.879 on social media you are surrounding yourself 02:23:57.879 --> 02:24:00.079 with their thoughts Yeah, you know and they're 02:24:00.079 --> 02:24:01.840 unhealthy people that you would never hang out 02:24:01.840 --> 02:24:04.299 with in real life And if you did if you said 02:24:04.299 --> 02:24:05.899 well, why do you think that way and then they 02:24:05.899 --> 02:24:07.299 would say something like that doesn't make any 02:24:07.299 --> 02:24:09.459 sense This is why that's that doesn't make any 02:24:09.459 --> 02:24:13.639 sense And then they would run away and go talk 02:24:13.639 --> 02:24:15.620 shit about you on social media because they're 02:24:15.620 --> 02:24:19.040 cowards. Yeah, so you can't live in a world of 02:24:19.040 --> 02:24:22.280 cowards and mental ill people, you can't, it's 02:24:22.280 --> 02:24:25.379 not good for you. When I started hanging out 02:24:25.379 --> 02:24:29.299 with the group I'm around now, right? I want 02:24:29.299 --> 02:24:31.100 to say it was you, you were saying, surround 02:24:31.100 --> 02:24:33.860 yourself with good people. And I remember reading 02:24:33.860 --> 02:24:38.420 a quote that week, and I've butchered it. But 02:24:38.420 --> 02:24:40.120 I said, if you hang out with enough great white 02:24:40.120 --> 02:24:41.780 sharks, people think you're a great white shark. 02:24:43.819 --> 02:24:46.280 Like all they see is the fin. Right and it's 02:24:46.280 --> 02:24:48.100 like if I hang out with the best fucking comics 02:24:48.100 --> 02:24:50.479 in the world If I surround myself with the best 02:24:50.479 --> 02:24:52.600 comics in the world, I'm gonna have to get better 02:24:52.600 --> 02:24:54.780 Yes, like I'm gonna get better and I remember 02:24:54.780 --> 02:24:56.920 I can tell you like the first time I saw your 02:24:56.920 --> 02:25:00.479 Kim or your your Caitlyn Jenner joke of the of 02:25:00.479 --> 02:25:02.840 the gargoyles the demon Yeah, and you're on the 02:25:02.840 --> 02:25:05.239 stool and you got the stool in the gargoyle I 02:25:05.239 --> 02:25:06.920 remember watching that crying laughing going. 02:25:07.139 --> 02:25:10.040 I'm not using the stage at all Like I'm not using 02:25:10.040 --> 02:25:13.000 the stage like god damn it or I remember burr 02:25:13.000 --> 02:25:15.270 doing an act out And I never expected Bird to 02:25:15.270 --> 02:25:17.290 do an act out. He was talking to an immigrant 02:25:17.290 --> 02:25:19.870 kid he hired that lived in the bushes or that 02:25:19.870 --> 02:25:22.190 he adopted. He goes, someone says not going to 02:25:22.190 --> 02:25:23.829 live in the house. We're going to keep in the 02:25:23.829 --> 02:25:25.840 bushes. He said, come on, man. There's a reason 02:25:25.840 --> 02:25:27.379 you have bushes. But he was doing an act out. 02:25:27.639 --> 02:25:29.120 And I remember going like, god damn it, man. 02:25:29.219 --> 02:25:32.879 I don't ever do act outs. I think I always surround 02:25:32.879 --> 02:25:36.299 myself around better comics to see what the meal 02:25:36.299 --> 02:25:39.200 was being made and go like, well, shit. I'm just 02:25:39.200 --> 02:25:40.899 making French fries. You can turn that into a 02:25:40.899 --> 02:25:44.020 baked potato. Well, we don't exist in a vacuum. 02:25:44.139 --> 02:25:46.200 This is one of the things that I always say about 02:25:46.200 --> 02:25:48.459 comics. You never find the best comic in the 02:25:48.459 --> 02:25:50.399 country or one of the best comics in the country 02:25:50.399 --> 02:25:52.920 by themselves in Birmingham, Alabama. No. It 02:25:52.920 --> 02:25:55.700 doesn't exist. They're always in either New York, 02:25:55.860 --> 02:25:59.180 LA, Austin. There's a few other places where 02:25:59.180 --> 02:26:01.000 you find out about someone really good. And they're 02:26:01.000 --> 02:26:02.700 always around other people that are really good. 02:26:03.620 --> 02:26:06.920 Because comedy is one of those things where you 02:26:06.920 --> 02:26:09.440 really only experience it live. Like when you 02:26:09.440 --> 02:26:12.860 see someone doing a special, specials are great. 02:26:13.000 --> 02:26:16.000 But a special is like 60 % of the real show. 02:26:16.159 --> 02:26:18.040 If you're there in the audience, you get 100 02:26:18.040 --> 02:26:20.739 % of the real show. You get hypnotized by the 02:26:20.739 --> 02:26:24.290 show. You get caught up in it. It's got it together. 02:26:24.510 --> 02:26:27.489 It's like really well pieced and timed and edited. 02:26:27.649 --> 02:26:31.790 It's so much fun. But you got to be there. And 02:26:31.790 --> 02:26:35.829 when you're at a club and you see Gillis and 02:26:35.829 --> 02:26:38.569 Ron White and we had the mothership, you have 02:26:38.569 --> 02:26:41.110 all these great comics. Like, man, the atmosphere 02:26:41.110 --> 02:26:44.569 is just uplifting. Everybody's inspired and exciting. 02:26:44.790 --> 02:26:46.590 And for people that are listening, like, yeah, 02:26:46.590 --> 02:26:48.790 that's great for you guys. Be fucking famous 02:26:48.790 --> 02:26:52.250 comedians. You could do this with your friends. 02:26:52.969 --> 02:26:54.969 Whatever you're doing. I don't care what you're 02:26:54.969 --> 02:26:57.069 doing. Whatever you're doing. If you guys are 02:26:57.069 --> 02:26:58.930 all pickleball players, just work hard to be 02:26:58.930 --> 02:27:00.750 the best fucking pickleball player. Hang out 02:27:00.750 --> 02:27:02.649 with other pickleball players. Talk about pickleball. 02:27:02.729 --> 02:27:05.670 Get involved in it. Push each other. Tell each 02:27:05.670 --> 02:27:07.430 other what you're doing that's making you better. 02:27:07.790 --> 02:27:09.489 Tell each other what are the different things 02:27:09.489 --> 02:27:12.030 you're doing that's enhancing your recovery or 02:27:12.030 --> 02:27:14.850 whatever the fuck. You're into find other people 02:27:14.850 --> 02:27:17.549 that are also into it Surround yourself with 02:27:17.549 --> 02:27:19.969 people that have a similar thing and you all 02:27:19.969 --> 02:27:22.170 lift each other up and it's you need the other 02:27:22.170 --> 02:27:24.649 voices because I think sometimes the best jokes 02:27:24.649 --> 02:27:27.389 you tell are like Like uh, you don't realize 02:27:27.389 --> 02:27:29.010 you're telling a joke. You don't realize it's 02:27:29.010 --> 02:27:32.270 a bit and then someone goes yo, man Like I remember 02:27:32.270 --> 02:27:34.770 we were doing a new material night one night 02:27:34.770 --> 02:27:36.649 and I got off stage and you walked up to me and 02:27:36.649 --> 02:27:38.530 you go, did you really not know that Helen Keller 02:27:38.530 --> 02:27:41.569 and Anne Frank weren't the same person? And I 02:27:41.569 --> 02:27:42.629 was like, I used to think they were the same 02:27:42.629 --> 02:27:44.629 person. Bro, you know what I've been reading? 02:27:44.729 --> 02:27:47.389 That Helen Keller was a fraud? Okay, hold on, 02:27:47.389 --> 02:27:52.569 let's start here, okay? So, okay. I heard Stevie 02:27:52.569 --> 02:27:57.750 Wonder could see. Okay. And there's footage of 02:27:57.750 --> 02:28:00.840 him doing seeing guy shit. Like what? Pull it 02:28:00.840 --> 02:28:03.540 up. All sorts of stuff and some very interesting 02:28:03.540 --> 02:28:06.000 stories people have told too. Shut the fuck up. 02:28:06.639 --> 02:28:09.180 Boy that's a great secret to keep that secret 02:28:09.180 --> 02:28:11.739 for so long while you're still alive. Helen Keller's 02:28:11.739 --> 02:28:17.319 dead and it just leaked out in 2026. Her doctors 02:28:17.319 --> 02:28:20.239 were saying that she responded to stimuli, to 02:28:20.239 --> 02:28:23.819 sound, to visual and then her writing was apparently 02:28:23.819 --> 02:28:26.260 all the same grammatical errors and spelling 02:28:26.260 --> 02:28:31.280 errors that her handler had. It's just like he 02:28:31.280 --> 02:28:35.280 says to me You lost it all, and you built it 02:28:35.280 --> 02:28:37.379 back, and I just Stevie wondered him. I'm like, 02:28:37.479 --> 02:28:39.600 yeah, I can't see, man. Me and Eddie Bravo were 02:28:39.600 --> 02:28:42.600 crying laughing, because I was on the toilet 02:28:42.600 --> 02:28:45.440 when he called me. And I'm taking a shit, and 02:28:45.440 --> 02:28:47.500 he's like, did Burt Crasher lose everything? 02:28:47.600 --> 02:28:49.799 I'm like, what? That was the first thing you 02:28:49.799 --> 02:28:52.219 said to me last night. He goes, he was on Shannon 02:28:52.219 --> 02:28:54.299 Sharp. I go, he didn't lose everything. And I 02:28:54.299 --> 02:28:57.559 go, I bet Shannon Sharp just said that, and I 02:28:57.559 --> 02:29:00.360 could see Burt totally just going with it. And 02:29:00.360 --> 02:29:04.180 we were crying laughing. Eddie and I were crying. 02:29:04.659 --> 02:29:06.959 Like, why would you go with that? Why wouldn't 02:29:06.959 --> 02:29:09.020 you just tell him? I'll tell you, Burt wouldn't. 02:29:09.159 --> 02:29:10.719 He wouldn't even, but he was like, I don't know, 02:29:10.920 --> 02:29:13.860 Shannon. I just put myself back up and I just, 02:29:13.860 --> 02:29:18.100 I hit rock bottom. He never hit rock bottom. 02:29:18.520 --> 02:29:20.299 He was never even in the middle. He was always 02:29:20.299 --> 02:29:22.920 doing great. That's what happened to Stevie Wonder. 02:29:23.280 --> 02:29:24.680 They were just like, hey man, I heard you're 02:29:24.680 --> 02:29:26.280 blind. He's like, what? And then someone's like, 02:29:26.340 --> 02:29:29.059 just come on. This can't be real. I swear to 02:29:29.059 --> 02:29:31.280 God, there's video of someone. Ray Charles is 02:29:31.280 --> 02:29:33.250 blind. Don't kill all my dreams. Ray Charles 02:29:33.250 --> 02:29:35.809 is really blind. But Stevie Wonder's got a lot 02:29:35.809 --> 02:29:37.889 of pussy, too. Stevie Wonder. You know why? Because 02:29:37.889 --> 02:29:38.969 he didn't care what it looked like. He didn't 02:29:38.969 --> 02:29:41.690 give a fuck. He just cared what it felt like. 02:29:41.770 --> 02:29:44.129 Did you smell good? Do you smell good? Can we 02:29:44.129 --> 02:29:46.049 fuck? I brought a blind guy on stage one time 02:29:46.049 --> 02:29:47.909 at Hartford, Connecticut. I was like, he was 02:29:47.909 --> 02:29:49.909 with a fucking smoking hot chick. He probably 02:29:49.909 --> 02:29:51.590 didn't even know. And I know I said, I go, dude, 02:29:51.709 --> 02:29:53.969 what a waste. And he was like, what? I go, you 02:29:53.969 --> 02:29:55.569 got a beautiful chick, but you could just. I 02:29:55.569 --> 02:29:57.790 mean, wouldn't a fat one feel better? Because 02:29:57.790 --> 02:29:59.909 you're all touch, right? And he goes, no, man, 02:29:59.909 --> 02:30:01.610 I can feel her face. And I went, what? And he 02:30:01.610 --> 02:30:03.930 goes, she's gorgeous. And she was. Oh, he could 02:30:03.930 --> 02:30:05.829 feel her face. This is when I was young, and 02:30:05.829 --> 02:30:07.569 there were no rules in comedy, and no one had 02:30:07.569 --> 02:30:10.030 phones. So I said, hey, man, come up on stage. 02:30:10.069 --> 02:30:11.590 I want you to feel people in the audience and 02:30:11.590 --> 02:30:14.270 rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. Oh, no. And 02:30:14.270 --> 02:30:17.270 fucking the confidence of these chicks. I'll 02:30:17.270 --> 02:30:19.950 do it. Oh, boy. He gets up, feels her face. He's 02:30:19.950 --> 02:30:22.469 like, oh, four. And the crowd was like, this 02:30:22.469 --> 02:30:25.579 guy's good. He could have worked at a fair, Joe. 02:30:25.739 --> 02:30:28.760 I mean, he was so fucking good. He was so good. 02:30:28.799 --> 02:30:30.840 You have to have footage of Stevie Wonder shaking 02:30:30.840 --> 02:30:33.440 dudes' hands. Come on. There's one where I saw 02:30:33.440 --> 02:30:35.159 where he comes up on stage and Stevie sticks 02:30:35.159 --> 02:30:36.639 his hand out to the side and the guy's like, 02:30:36.719 --> 02:30:39.399 hey, what's up, Stevie? Yeah, but I mean, he 02:30:39.399 --> 02:30:41.479 would hear people and know that they were to 02:30:41.479 --> 02:30:43.860 the side of him. I don't know. That's what I 02:30:43.860 --> 02:30:45.600 heard. But then I think that's what happened 02:30:45.600 --> 02:30:48.620 with Helen Keller is, right, the story... Well 02:30:48.620 --> 02:30:51.940 Helen Keller seems like it was fraud. It seems 02:30:51.940 --> 02:30:54.159 like she probably was like visually impaired 02:30:54.159 --> 02:30:56.920 Okay, when someone attempted to shake hands with 02:30:56.920 --> 02:31:04.680 Stevie Wonder I pray this Oh But I did find so 02:31:04.680 --> 02:31:06.379 there's a bunch of compilations of people like 02:31:06.379 --> 02:31:08.600 this is from drink champs these Stevie Wonder 02:31:08.600 --> 02:31:11.340 stories Keep getting wilder every time shout 02:31:11.340 --> 02:31:13.479 it you ever had drink champs on no let's let 02:31:13.479 --> 02:31:16.700 me let me hear some of this He's not blind stories. 02:31:17.040 --> 02:31:23.920 Stevie Wonder does FaceTime me. Come on, man! 02:31:25.020 --> 02:31:27.799 I can't make this shit up. Come on! I was in 02:31:27.799 --> 02:31:29.600 there chilling when I was getting my hair done 02:31:29.600 --> 02:31:33.059 with my hairstylist. And my phone, and my hairstylist 02:31:33.059 --> 02:31:35.280 was like, did I say Stevie Wonder? I said, yep. 02:31:35.639 --> 02:31:38.139 I went boop, and he was like, I've been looking 02:31:38.139 --> 02:31:43.739 for you. You know Snoop Dogg says that Stevie 02:31:43.739 --> 02:31:53.280 Wonder FaceTimes him? Yes Oh my god, oh my god 02:31:53.280 --> 02:31:59.459 think Stevie to see sometimes Shaps and he rolled 02:31:59.459 --> 02:32:01.420 in the elevator with Stevie and Stevie pressed 02:32:01.420 --> 02:32:17.139 the I'm already in the elevator. So you say Stevie 02:32:17.139 --> 02:32:21.620 got off his car or don't know? No, he got on 02:32:21.620 --> 02:32:23.860 the elevator, don't know. OK. And I'm standing 02:32:23.860 --> 02:32:25.459 in the corner. I see him. I don't want to say 02:32:25.459 --> 02:32:27.780 nothing. He's like, what up, Diesel? He hit this 02:32:27.780 --> 02:32:29.299 button, and he got to the floor, and I'm like. 02:32:29.719 --> 02:32:32.600 Shaq said he was in the elevator with him. He 02:32:32.600 --> 02:32:35.760 didn't say that he was in there. He just seen 02:32:35.760 --> 02:32:37.659 Stevie. Like, they lived in the same building, 02:32:37.739 --> 02:32:41.159 and they both walked in. And Shaq, because he 02:32:41.159 --> 02:32:43.000 didn't want to say nothing, and Stevie said. 02:32:43.200 --> 02:32:45.059 when Shaq walked out. All right, later, Diesel. 02:32:47.000 --> 02:32:51.399 That's crazy. Yeah. Well, what a great move that 02:32:51.399 --> 02:32:53.559 would be if he really did it. I think he's blind. 02:32:53.760 --> 02:32:56.360 No, here's the pitch. But what up, Diesel? First 02:32:56.360 --> 02:32:58.819 of all, the sound that he would make when he 02:32:58.819 --> 02:33:03.360 walks. Like, Shaq is huge. He's an enormous person. 02:33:03.540 --> 02:33:05.659 So you'd probably realize there's an enormous 02:33:05.659 --> 02:33:07.920 man next to you. You'd have to feel it. Right. 02:33:09.100 --> 02:33:12.600 I'll test it. Maybe he wears the same... Deodorant 02:33:12.600 --> 02:33:16.180 or cologne because dudes who can't see have amazing 02:33:16.180 --> 02:33:19.739 sense of smell Like they people smell differently. 02:33:19.739 --> 02:33:21.840 Yeah, you know, like certain people smell different. 02:33:21.860 --> 02:33:25.860 I guess I don't notice it cuz I can see him Yeah, 02:33:26.719 --> 02:33:29.180 there you go. No, he has his own deodorant head 02:33:29.180 --> 02:33:31.920 on it. I think he probably smelled shacks deodorant 02:33:31.920 --> 02:33:33.799 Yeah, I don't know. I'm just trying to be charitable. 02:33:33.799 --> 02:33:36.219 I this how I think it happened right Stevie Wonder 02:33:36.219 --> 02:33:39.379 goes on what the Ed Sullivan show of five and 02:33:40.319 --> 02:33:42.520 He's probably hard. He probably can't see I didn't 02:33:42.520 --> 02:33:44.540 put on a 20 -20 vision. He's probably legally 02:33:44.540 --> 02:33:47.500 blind, right? And they're legally blind legally 02:33:47.500 --> 02:33:49.899 blind like he can see shit, but it's not great 02:33:49.899 --> 02:33:53.120 vision and they're like, you know This is a little 02:33:53.120 --> 02:33:55.180 Stevie and he's like what's wrong with his eyes? 02:33:55.180 --> 02:33:57.639 We can't fucking put his eyes out like that Give 02:33:57.639 --> 02:33:59.940 him sunglasses and they just and then the story 02:33:59.940 --> 02:34:03.079 got bigger than it was. I will say this I will 02:34:03.079 --> 02:34:06.200 say this. Okay, I got video of this This just 02:34:06.200 --> 02:34:08.459 proves that he might be blind. Okay, Liam's at 02:34:08.459 --> 02:34:11.069 a concert the other night, this guy, Corey Henry, 02:34:11.450 --> 02:34:13.389 Stevie's favorite pianist, Leanne loves Corey 02:34:13.389 --> 02:34:15.190 Henry. She goes to the concert, she's sitting 02:34:15.190 --> 02:34:17.870 next to Stevie Wonder. And Stevie Wonder didn't 02:34:17.870 --> 02:34:19.969 stand, the whole place was standing. And Leanne 02:34:19.969 --> 02:34:21.909 was like, why isn't he standing? I go, cause 02:34:21.909 --> 02:34:24.309 you only stand to see. If you're blind, you're 02:34:24.309 --> 02:34:25.610 gonna sit through the whole show, it's no different 02:34:25.610 --> 02:34:28.469 to you. So I was like, and then I have video 02:34:28.469 --> 02:34:31.489 of Stevie Wonder sitting, but it's also convenient 02:34:31.489 --> 02:34:33.010 to see who the fuck wants to stand for a show. 02:34:35.440 --> 02:34:37.739 Helen Keller? The Helen Keller one's different. 02:34:37.840 --> 02:34:39.959 The Helen Keller one's... Because there's doctors 02:34:39.959 --> 02:34:43.100 that have said, like there's, it was medical 02:34:43.100 --> 02:34:44.739 records at the time where people said she was 02:34:44.739 --> 02:34:49.579 responding to light. The Helen Keller thing? 02:34:51.159 --> 02:34:54.659 The board of archives from 1902 to 1924 do not 02:34:54.659 --> 02:34:56.639 contain examination reports showing Helen Keller 02:34:56.639 --> 02:34:59.440 had functional vision and hearing throughout 02:34:59.440 --> 02:35:01.739 a disabled life. And the conspiracy that Keller 02:35:01.739 --> 02:35:04.899 was a cash cow for Sullivan is debunked by the 02:35:04.899 --> 02:35:07.680 fact that Keller's full life continued with another 02:35:07.680 --> 02:35:10.479 companion, Polly Thompson, who also interpreted 02:35:10.479 --> 02:35:12.540 for her. That doesn't mean anything. That means 02:35:12.540 --> 02:35:14.459 that other person could be in on it as well. 02:35:14.579 --> 02:35:16.819 Yeah. That doesn't mean anything. Also, this 02:35:16.819 --> 02:35:20.569 is a time in 1919. I mean, come on. We're talking 02:35:20.569 --> 02:35:24.649 about 1902 to 1924. I mean you could get away 02:35:24.649 --> 02:35:27.649 with so much. So she supposedly flew a fucking 02:35:27.649 --> 02:35:30.569 plane. I told you she flew a fucking plane. Hold 02:35:30.569 --> 02:35:32.629 on. Yeah, this says it was from like a movie 02:35:32.629 --> 02:35:35.030 and there's no... Oh, the movie. She flew a plane 02:35:35.030 --> 02:35:37.549 in a movie. A silent film. She played herself. 02:35:37.549 --> 02:35:39.610 She played herself flying a plane. They just 02:35:39.610 --> 02:35:41.670 thought people retarded back then. They're like, 02:35:41.809 --> 02:35:44.280 show her flying a plane. She's the best she started 02:35:44.280 --> 02:35:46.219 the university nothing can hold her back. Why 02:35:46.219 --> 02:35:48.540 is it holding you back? She can't hear she can't 02:35:48.540 --> 02:35:51.040 see and she could talk and write books like wait 02:35:51.040 --> 02:35:56.420 what? Okay, that is this one article But I've 02:35:56.420 --> 02:35:59.459 read things that said that the people that were 02:35:59.459 --> 02:36:02.719 examining her said that she responded to sound 02:36:02.719 --> 02:36:05.950 and that she responded to light Just because 02:36:05.950 --> 02:36:08.750 this one thing says it's not true doesn't mean 02:36:08.750 --> 02:36:10.510 that it's not true. Well, then here's the question 02:36:10.510 --> 02:36:13.450 That's also we don't know. This is a hundred 02:36:13.450 --> 02:36:16.530 years ago. Yeah, we really don't know How blind 02:36:16.530 --> 02:36:18.930 and deaf do you need to be before you say you're 02:36:18.930 --> 02:36:21.909 not blind and deaf? Right. Well, the thing is 02:36:21.909 --> 02:36:24.149 like can you not hear anything? Can you not see 02:36:24.149 --> 02:36:26.350 anything that's blind and that's deaf anything 02:36:26.350 --> 02:36:28.629 else is like I have poor hearing and poor sight. 02:36:28.850 --> 02:36:31.219 Yeah, but That doesn't sell a fucking book right, 02:36:31.239 --> 02:36:33.760 but that's the problem like maybe she could see 02:36:33.760 --> 02:36:36.280 a little Maybe she said bad vision and maybe 02:36:36.280 --> 02:36:39.319 she could talk a little Because otherwise how 02:36:39.319 --> 02:36:41.799 I mean so less impressed explain to me how you're 02:36:41.799 --> 02:36:43.579 gonna write books explain to me how you're gonna 02:36:43.579 --> 02:36:46.440 grasp Concepts and language and communication 02:36:46.440 --> 02:36:49.780 and interaction explain to me. I don't get it 02:36:49.780 --> 02:36:51.659 I've never met anybody since and it's been we'll 02:36:51.659 --> 02:36:53.739 do it. I can't blind deaf people today write 02:36:53.739 --> 02:36:57.770 books and fly planes Don't know if she will plan 02:36:57.770 --> 02:36:59.870 she just in the plane. That's what it said. Oh, 02:37:00.209 --> 02:37:01.670 yeah She's in the front of this plane, and they 02:37:01.670 --> 02:37:04.469 usually find a blind guy on a plane once anything 02:37:04.469 --> 02:37:06.690 of it I didn't think he flew almost got no fight 02:37:06.690 --> 02:37:08.649 with a blind guy at the Austin Airport for what 02:37:08.649 --> 02:37:10.530 right after I did this show last time I was here 02:37:10.530 --> 02:37:12.690 I was a little high I went to the airport a little 02:37:12.690 --> 02:37:15.950 drunk He was fighting with his wife And he grabbed 02:37:15.950 --> 02:37:18.510 her by the back of the arm to leave. And I thought 02:37:18.510 --> 02:37:20.049 he was just grabbing by the back of the arm like 02:37:20.049 --> 02:37:21.989 a dick. And I was like, hey. And then he turned 02:37:21.989 --> 02:37:24.209 around and he had sunglasses on and a cane. And 02:37:24.209 --> 02:37:25.909 I realized that's the only way he could get to 02:37:25.909 --> 02:37:27.549 the gate. Look at Burt being a fucking white 02:37:27.549 --> 02:37:30.010 knight. I know. Stepping in, fighting blind guys. 02:37:30.149 --> 02:37:32.790 I fucked that guy up. He is so easy as fight 02:37:32.790 --> 02:37:35.770 I've ever been in. The look on the black guy's 02:37:35.770 --> 02:37:39.190 face at TSA, when I couldn't see that he was 02:37:39.190 --> 02:37:41.329 blind already. And he grabbed his wife's arm 02:37:41.329 --> 02:37:45.450 and I went hey and the black I went oh shit You're 02:37:45.450 --> 02:37:48.010 talking said to a blind guy you were drunk I 02:37:48.010 --> 02:37:50.709 was I was wasted so is there any people there 02:37:50.709 --> 02:37:52.750 any good articles that say Helen Keller could 02:37:52.750 --> 02:38:05.409 see Again I wonder wonder if she could see a 02:38:05.409 --> 02:38:07.719 little See a little and hear a little. Makes 02:38:07.719 --> 02:38:09.579 a lot more sense that you could write books. 02:38:09.760 --> 02:38:11.559 That's why I just stumbled across something that's... 02:38:11.559 --> 02:38:13.399 I don't know how true it is. It just says that 02:38:13.399 --> 02:38:16.899 somewhere along the way Stevie Wonder got some 02:38:16.899 --> 02:38:20.100 sort of corrective something or other to help... 02:38:20.100 --> 02:38:21.959 Oh, so you could see a little bit? Perception 02:38:21.959 --> 02:38:25.159 issues or... What? That means you could see. 02:38:25.920 --> 02:38:28.280 Stop lying to me, damn it. That's crazy. Another 02:38:28.280 --> 02:38:30.120 thing says he's got detached retinas. Wait, did 02:38:30.120 --> 02:38:33.379 you ever see that? Oh, interesting. So he has 02:38:33.379 --> 02:38:36.040 damaged vision then. That sounds like Damage 02:38:36.040 --> 02:38:38.979 Division. Shortly after birth, due to retinopathy 02:38:38.979 --> 02:38:42.100 of prematurity from being born prematurely, he's 02:38:42.100 --> 02:38:45.579 addressed his rumors persistently about being 02:38:45.579 --> 02:38:47.879 able to see, since it's a blessing, allow him 02:38:47.879 --> 02:38:49.760 to see people's spirits, not their appearance. 02:38:50.940 --> 02:38:54.200 So this is the Instagram thing that I saw initially 02:38:54.200 --> 02:38:59.409 on Helen Keller. I'll send this to you. Yeah, 02:38:59.409 --> 02:39:01.209 you don't believe that but you believe that bullshit 02:39:01.209 --> 02:39:03.469 article that you just pulled up No, I'm saying 02:39:03.469 --> 02:39:05.370 starting with social media isn't the best listen. 02:39:05.389 --> 02:39:07.510 It's the best place for information It's where 02:39:07.510 --> 02:39:09.209 I get all my information. Everything's accurate. 02:39:09.209 --> 02:39:12.170 You could start there. It's all real It's all 02:39:12.170 --> 02:39:14.409 real you ever told someone yeah I read a book 02:39:14.409 --> 02:39:16.209 about it was just an Instagram post and they're 02:39:16.209 --> 02:39:18.549 like a book. I think I saw the same post Yeah, 02:39:18.950 --> 02:39:21.090 Helen Keller was a fraud doctors proved she could 02:39:21.090 --> 02:39:23.649 see and hear that's her her teacher made millions 02:39:23.649 --> 02:39:28.219 from the lie Said medical board are cut Medical 02:39:28.219 --> 02:39:31.000 board archives from 1902 to 1924 allegedly contain 02:39:31.000 --> 02:39:34.139 examination reports suggesting Helen Keller retained 02:39:34.139 --> 02:39:36.559 partial vision and hearing throughout her life. 02:39:36.860 --> 02:39:38.440 According to those claims, multiple physicians 02:39:38.440 --> 02:39:40.700 noted she reacted to sounds when Anne Sullivan 02:39:40.700 --> 02:39:43.299 was not present, tracked movement with her eyes, 02:39:43.379 --> 02:39:46.280 and physically flinched at loud noises. One sealed 02:39:46.280 --> 02:39:52.360 report is said to conclude that her response 02:39:52.360 --> 02:39:55.200 is pointed to coordinated deception rather than 02:39:55.200 --> 02:39:59.360 true disability. Sullivan reportedly refused 02:39:59.360 --> 02:40:02.420 independent testing. Aha! The theory argues that 02:40:02.420 --> 02:40:04.860 the situation became highly profitable. Sullivan 02:40:04.860 --> 02:40:07.799 allegedly discovered Keller at age seven, promoted 02:40:07.799 --> 02:40:10.200 a miraculous teaching breakthrough, and toured 02:40:10.200 --> 02:40:12.719 the country charging the modern equivalent of 02:40:12.719 --> 02:40:15.280 thousands per appearance. Supporters of the claims 02:40:15.280 --> 02:40:17.479 say Keller's autobiography noticeably changed 02:40:17.479 --> 02:40:20.700 tone when Sullivan became ill, suggesting Sullivan 02:40:20.700 --> 02:40:24.040 authored both voices. Financial records are said 02:40:24.040 --> 02:40:26.799 to show Sullivan controlled all income keeping 02:40:26.799 --> 02:40:30.000 Keller financially dependent for life. Linguistic 02:40:30.000 --> 02:40:33.639 analytics cited by conspiracy supporters claim 02:40:33.639 --> 02:40:36.079 Keller's writings mirrored Sullivan's private 02:40:36.079 --> 02:40:39.159 letters exactly matching vocabulary, sentence 02:40:39.159 --> 02:40:41.559 structure, and even spelling mistakes. They argue 02:40:41.559 --> 02:40:46.500 that when Keller wrote Without Sullivan Present, 02:40:46.559 --> 02:40:49.100 the work appeared elementary, concluding that 02:40:49.100 --> 02:40:51.600 her eloquent public words came from Sullivan, 02:40:51.899 --> 02:40:55.069 not Keller. According to the theory disability 02:40:55.069 --> 02:40:57.649 organizations later built massive institutions 02:40:57.649 --> 02:40:59.889 around Keller story when evidence questioning 02:40:59.889 --> 02:41:02.309 her condition surface it was allegedly suppressed 02:41:02.309 --> 02:41:06.110 due to to rather protect a lucrative charity 02:41:06.110 --> 02:41:08.930 an Inspiration based industry that relied on 02:41:08.930 --> 02:41:12.409 a powerful symbolic figure Lance Armstrong What 02:41:12.409 --> 02:41:15.549 do you mean? This is like this is the this is 02:41:15.549 --> 02:41:18.569 the whole like The you build the whole thing 02:41:18.569 --> 02:41:21.559 and people start coming at you, right? It's like 02:41:21.559 --> 02:41:23.540 this is the time when the elephant man was big 02:41:23.540 --> 02:41:26.239 but Lance Armstrong won those races and the thing 02:41:26.239 --> 02:41:28.780 about the Lance Armstrong thing is You know, 02:41:28.940 --> 02:41:30.840 you could say Lance Armstrong cheated and he'll 02:41:30.840 --> 02:41:33.799 tell you he cheated but the reality is Everyone 02:41:33.799 --> 02:41:36.700 cheated if you wanted to go back into the archives 02:41:36.700 --> 02:41:39.200 when he won Tour de France and figure out like 02:41:39.200 --> 02:41:42.860 who? Didn't test positive. You had to go to 18th 02:41:42.860 --> 02:41:46.659 place Yeah, so they took away all his jerseys 02:41:46.659 --> 02:41:49.860 by the way Fuck you, he says, because he still 02:41:49.860 --> 02:41:51.379 has all those jerseys on the wall. Bitch, you 02:41:51.379 --> 02:41:53.440 can't take them from me. You can say I didn't 02:41:53.440 --> 02:41:55.600 win, but everybody knows I won. And everybody 02:41:55.600 --> 02:41:58.239 knows he won when all those other guys were doping 02:41:58.239 --> 02:42:00.059 too. But I was saying they were trying to protect 02:42:00.059 --> 02:42:03.379 of a lucrative profit. Uh -huh, and that's what 02:42:03.379 --> 02:42:05.620 didn't happen with Lance like he they they just 02:42:05.620 --> 02:42:08.340 threw him under the bus Well, he was also suing 02:42:08.340 --> 02:42:10.819 people who were saying that he took stuff Yeah 02:42:10.819 --> 02:42:12.459 Because they were whistleblowers because they 02:42:12.459 --> 02:42:14.659 went after them first and said listen if you 02:42:14.659 --> 02:42:16.899 if you blow the whistle on Lance We'll get you 02:42:16.899 --> 02:42:19.680 off the hook and so then he would sue them better 02:42:19.680 --> 02:42:22.219 story of Helen was more like Lance and like we 02:42:22.219 --> 02:42:23.899 got a tennis partner says you play tennis with 02:42:23.899 --> 02:42:27.000 She's like I'm gonna sue you and they're like 02:42:27.000 --> 02:42:30.969 you're talking pretty good But this is around 02:42:30.969 --> 02:42:33.129 the time when the elephant man was big so you'd 02:42:33.129 --> 02:42:35.450 grab on to something, right? You grab onto something 02:42:35.450 --> 02:42:37.729 like a sideshow, right and you'd parade it around 02:42:37.729 --> 02:42:40.110 the country That woman who's our handler if that 02:42:40.110 --> 02:42:42.229 lady was responsible for all of her finances 02:42:42.229 --> 02:42:44.329 and then access to all that money and Sullivan 02:42:44.329 --> 02:42:46.549 that makes sense That's how I mixed up and Frank 02:42:46.549 --> 02:42:49.010 and Anne Sullivan. That's how it came about nowhere. 02:42:49.149 --> 02:42:52.329 There's no link here. Shut up, Jamie Just stop 02:42:52.329 --> 02:42:57.180 ruining everything You're right. There's no link 02:42:57.180 --> 02:42:59.139 there's not a single link to say and people even 02:42:59.139 --> 02:43:01.680 ask like where are the links? Yeah, I like that 02:43:01.680 --> 02:43:04.079 one though. I knew it. I knew it. I'm with that 02:43:04.079 --> 02:43:06.620 guy Christian Harvey. I'm with that guy. I'm 02:43:06.620 --> 02:43:09.100 with that guy I've been saying this for years. 02:43:09.280 --> 02:43:10.700 It just doesn't make sense that she'd be able 02:43:10.700 --> 02:43:13.319 to write so eloquently. Did you ever see Kevin 02:43:13.319 --> 02:43:15.520 Hart and Dr. Dre talking about Stevie Wonder? 02:43:15.780 --> 02:43:20.299 No. Pull this up. Kevin Hart, Dr. Dre. Dr. Dre 02:43:20.299 --> 02:43:23.260 is not mean like he's not he never tries to be 02:43:23.260 --> 02:43:26.719 funny Right. And he is so fucking funny on accident 02:43:26.719 --> 02:43:30.299 on this clip. Talking about Stevie Wonder? Just 02:43:30.299 --> 02:43:33.760 Stevie Wonder, Dr. Dre, Kevin Hart. Album with 02:43:33.760 --> 02:43:36.219 Marsha Ambrosia, right? And we did some music, 02:43:36.319 --> 02:43:38.959 a song using Stevie Wonder's music, and he had 02:43:38.959 --> 02:43:41.040 to clear it, and he called me up like, hey, okay. 02:43:41.180 --> 02:43:43.379 For some reason, Stevie Wonder called you like 02:43:43.379 --> 02:43:46.000 super early in the morning, like six, seven in 02:43:46.000 --> 02:43:47.399 the morning or some shit. I'm like, just because 02:43:47.399 --> 02:43:54.159 you can't see the time. the fuck right so true 02:43:54.159 --> 02:43:57.620 story i don't like the lyrics i don't like the 02:43:57.620 --> 02:43:59.899 lyrics look at kevin okay we're gonna change 02:43:59.899 --> 02:44:05.020 the lyrics it's like what if we uh it's like 02:44:05.020 --> 02:44:15.659 just like what the fuck is the difference like 02:44:15.659 --> 02:44:22.549 five a .m or five p .m That's true. What's the 02:44:22.549 --> 02:44:25.229 difference? That's true. That's why people have 02:44:25.229 --> 02:44:28.549 a really hard time sleeping. I Imagine cuz it's 02:44:28.549 --> 02:44:30.569 dark all the time. Yeah. Yeah, they're circadian 02:44:30.569 --> 02:44:32.510 rhythms all fucked up, right? Yeah, they feel 02:44:32.510 --> 02:44:34.649 sunlight in their face though if they go outside 02:44:34.649 --> 02:44:37.209 they have to I do Yeah, it probably feels really 02:44:37.209 --> 02:44:41.389 good. That's on your face. You're blind He's 02:44:41.389 --> 02:44:44.370 don't feel the light Just feel the warmth. I 02:44:44.370 --> 02:44:45.770 bet you see it when you open your eyes a little 02:44:45.770 --> 02:44:47.989 bit, but you see something depends on your level 02:44:47.989 --> 02:44:50.069 of blindness, right? Some people could just see 02:44:50.069 --> 02:44:52.569 light Like a little bit of light I would love 02:44:52.569 --> 02:44:54.569 that they made like blind glasses like this is 02:44:54.569 --> 02:44:57.110 what this is how blind you have to be To be considered 02:44:57.110 --> 02:44:58.829 blind and you could just put them on and be like, 02:44:58.930 --> 02:45:01.950 okay, that's like legally legally blind glasses 02:45:01.950 --> 02:45:04.670 that we could all put on and then they're like 02:45:04.670 --> 02:45:06.649 and that'd be cool if they made like Versions 02:45:06.649 --> 02:45:08.389 like this is how blind Helen Keller was and you 02:45:08.389 --> 02:45:10.309 put them on you're like, oh I can fucking see 02:45:10.309 --> 02:45:13.030 I guess there's no way to find I'd like to believe 02:45:13.030 --> 02:45:15.610 that it was a fraud. I think that's fun I like 02:45:15.610 --> 02:45:17.690 to believe that people pull both like Watergate. 02:45:17.829 --> 02:45:20.229 I like finding out I gotta get rid of that book 02:45:20.229 --> 02:45:22.750 now Yeah, that fucking bums me out. I don't wanna 02:45:22.750 --> 02:45:25.270 listen. Will you watch the episode that I did 02:45:25.270 --> 02:45:26.989 with Bill Murray? He fucking hated that book. 02:45:27.290 --> 02:45:29.690 He said yeah after five pages. He was like I 02:45:29.690 --> 02:45:33.370 knew it was bullshit Yeah, Bert. I love you to 02:45:33.370 --> 02:45:35.069 death Joe. I love you. Tell everybody about your 02:45:35.069 --> 02:45:37.729 show It's on Netflix right now free Bert streaming 02:45:37.729 --> 02:45:39.690 on Netflix right now. Check it out. If you like 02:45:39.690 --> 02:45:44.190 it, just enjoy it friend boom boom 275 pounds 02:45:44.190 --> 02:45:47.850 in this You look like you lost a lot of weight 02:45:47.850 --> 02:45:50.450 how much you down to know 40 pounds 35 pounds 02:45:50.450 --> 02:45:54.129 and you have a drink and how long Just 17 days. 02:45:54.729 --> 02:45:57.649 That's good. Yeah, I got another I have a timer 02:45:57.649 --> 02:46:00.649 set five months and 18 days So it's six months. 02:46:00.670 --> 02:46:02.780 You're gonna have a drink Yeah, well, I got a 02:46:02.780 --> 02:46:04.500 second opinion. You know that Joe. Okay. I'll 02:46:04.500 --> 02:46:07.440 see you in six months I'll see you before you 02:46:07.440 --> 02:46:09.559 coming tonight. You're gonna be around I'm trying 02:46:09.559 --> 02:46:12.139 to go did spend time with Tom's kids dinner. 02:46:12.239 --> 02:46:14.520 Okay. Yeah, it's good. Good luck getting Tommy 02:46:14.520 --> 02:46:17.540 on the phone these days He's a busy boy. Yeah 02:46:17.540 --> 02:46:20.219 Yeah, we're all busy Tom. That dude is busy though. 02:46:20.280 --> 02:46:22.719 No, he's kind of crazy busy. I own a vodka company 02:46:22.719 --> 02:46:24.399 with him Yeah, you open up a restaurant. We have 02:46:24.399 --> 02:46:31.819 a 5k you couldn't run our 5k Joe. No LA What 02:46:31.819 --> 02:46:35.520 was the last time you were there? I guess it 02:46:35.520 --> 02:46:39.360 was like I went there for the UFC Seven months 02:46:39.360 --> 02:46:41.780 ago or something like that. Yeah, I don't go 02:46:41.780 --> 02:46:45.600 there anymore LA to me is like just a bad relationship 02:46:45.600 --> 02:46:47.780 Like that you like you're running to a girl that 02:46:47.780 --> 02:46:49.680 used to be cool and now she's just a mess and 02:46:49.680 --> 02:46:51.979 you're like, oh You don't miss anything about 02:46:51.979 --> 02:46:58.379 it. Nope I'm good at moving on Thanks for having 02:46:58.379 --> 02:47:00.280 me on Joe. My pleasure brother. I love you to 02:47:00.280 --> 02:47:01.680 death. Bye everybody.