Chapter 4. Breaking news. Fish just grew legs
and filed their taxes. That's right, folks. According
to totally scientific theories, some fish one
day just decided, you know what? Swimming is
boring. I think I'll grow legs, crawl onto land,
and start filing my taxes. And the best part?
Scientists claim that's exactly what happened.
Give or take a few hundred million years. Yes,
because that makes total sense. fish just randomly
sprouted lungs a skeletal system strong enough
to withstand gravity an entirely new method of
breathing and boom they were land creatures but
wait shouldn't we have actual proof of this like
i don't know fossils the case of the disappearing
missing links now if evolution is true we should
have millions of perfectly documented transitional
fossils that is Fossils showing creatures in
the middle of turning into something else. But
instead, what do we have? Nothing but imagination
and a few nice drawings in textbooks. Fossils
that mysteriously appear fully formed with no
gradual transitions. Cartoon illustrations pretending
to be science. Where are the half -fish, half
-lizards? Where are the half -reptile, half -bird
hybrids? Where are the... almost human apes stressed
out about their mortgage and student loans. Oh,
that's right, they don't exist, science response.
Well, uh, evolution happens too slow for us to
see it, but too fast for us to find fossils of
it. Ah, yes, translation. Just believe us, bro.
The evidence is invisible, but it's totally real.
Fossil record. More like fossil wrecked. So let's
talk about the elephant. or more accurately the
half elephant half lizard in the room the fossil
record does not support slow gradual evolution
instead it shows creatures appear suddenly fully
formed no half fish half lizard business fossils
show distinct kinds not blended in between species
no almost this almost that creatures exist in
real evidence only in imagination This is exactly
what we would expect if life was designed rather
than randomly mutated into existence. But don't
worry. Evolutionists promise they'll find the
evidence someday. Eventually. Just keep trusting
the missing fossils. When science forgets to
follow science. Now, let's be honest. If your
job, career, and paycheck depended on pretending
evolution was true, would you admit that the
fossil record doesn't support it? Of course not!
Here's how the game is played. If they find a
fossil that doesn't fit, the fossil record is
incomplete. If there are gaps, well, evolution
happened too fast to leave fossils. If no transition
fossils exist, that's just because fossilization
is rare. Hold up. So when they do find fossils,
they support evolution. And when they don't find
fossils, that also supports evolution. Ah, yes,
unfalsifiable science, the best kind. Atheist
scientists, trusting order, preaching chaos.
You know what's even funnier? The same scientists
who claim randomness made everything go to work
every day expecting order, predictability, and
logic. Think about it. They study the predictable
laws of nature, but claim nature started as random
accidents. They trust the consistency of physics,
but insist life was born from disorder. They
believe in reliable biological functions, but
claim cells just randomly figured out how to
work. So which is it, science? Order or randomness?
You cannot run experiments expecting law and
order while preaching that blind chaos made everything.
Example, why this is impossible. All right, let's
put this to the test. Imagine I throw a goldfish
onto the shore and just wait. Plop! Day one,
fish flops around. No legs, no lungs. Just suffocating.
Day two, still flopping. Evolution should be
kicking in any second now, right? Day three,
fish is very much dead. Wait, I thought fish
evolved into land creatures if you just gave
them time. Oh, what's that? You're saying it
takes millions of years? Cool, so let's speed
up the process. Step one, take thousands of fish
and put them on land. Step two, wait. Step three,
still waiting. Step four, every single fish is
dead. So tell me again, how did the first fish
magically survive long enough to evolve into
a land creature? Answer, it didn't. The entire
theory is a joke. The Bible had it right all
along. While atheist scientists are busy making
up just -so stories, the Bible already explained
everything perfectly. Genesis 1 .25 God made
the beasts of the earth according to their kinds.
Notice, kinds, not half -kinds, or almost their
kinds. Colossians 1 .16 For by him all things
were created, not by a magical, unproven process.
Psalm 104 .24 O Lord, how manifold are your works!
In wisdom you have made them all, not by random
accidents. Meanwhile, science says, Dude, one
day a reptile decided to become a bird. No reason,
just evolution, bro. Yeah, no thanks. Final thoughts,
let's sum it up. Science depends on predictability
and order. Evolution preaches randomness and
accidents. Fossil records show distinct, fully
formed creatures, not gradual transitions. Yet,
we are told to just trust the missing evidence.
So tell me again, who's really trusting science
here? If you trust laws, structure, and consistency,
guess what? You just admitted life was designed.
But don't worry, the atheists will be back tomorrow
using scientific order to prove chaos created
everything while cashing their research grants.