Chapter 3. Breaking news, DNA just wrote itself.
Scientists have just announced the greatest discovery
in history. A fully functioning, self -replicating,
highly structured genetic code just poofed into
existence. No coder, no programmer, no instruction
manual, and certainly no intelligence required.
Yep, folks. You are the product of accidental
letters magically arranging themselves into a
meaningful language, just like a monkey banging
on a keyboard and randomly typing out an entire
Shakespearean play. Let's break it down, because
science won't. Step one, the totally scientific
fairy tale. Here's how the experts explain it.
One, a bunch of dumb, lifeless chemicals were
floating in some cosmic soup, an imaginary, never
-observed pool of magical goo. 2. Then, through
an unexplained, never -before -seen, but totally
real process, bam! 3. A fully functional, self
-replicating genetic code suddenly appeared.
4. And of course, all of this happened without
a guiding intelligence, because randomness always
creates order, right? Before you ask, has anyone
ever seen this happen? The answer is, no. But
don't worry, that doesn't matter. What really
matters is that we all nod our heads, say, science
says so, and pretend this is actual science.
Just trust the science, even if it's not science.
Now let's address those annoying little questions
that skeptics love asking. Observed in a lab,
never. No one has ever seen raw chemicals assemble
themselves into a self -replicating language.
Not in nature, not in a lab, not even in an atheist's
imagination. Logical explanation? None. But hey,
if you doubt it, you just don't understand science.
Scientific papers? Full of speculation. But don't
worry, they promise they'll figure it out someday,
right after they get more grant money. What even
is a genetic code? Now, let's take a closer look
at what DNA actually is, since some people seem
to think it's just a lucky accident. 1. DNA is
a highly structured, information -driven, language
-like computer code, but infinitely more advanced.
2. It follows rules, syntax, and grammar. Yes,
just like English or math, except more precise.
It contains complete instructions to build and
operate every single cell in your body. 4. It
has built -in error correction mechanisms to
prevent mistakes in copying, because even DNA
knows that typos are bad. 5. It stores information
more efficiently than any human -made technology,
sorry. Google, you're outclassed. So let's ask
a simple question. Did it happen? Science says.
It just happened, bro. All right, let's have
some fun with a totally scientific thought experiment.
All right, folks, let's put this brilliant idea
to the test with a real -world analogy. Imagine
you walk into your kitchen one morning and you
see your toaster sitting on the counter. Now
you leave it alone for a few billion years because,
you know, time magically fixes everything. One
day you walk back in and boom! Your toaster spontaneously
evolved into Iron Man. Yes, it grew wires, circuits,
a nuclear reactor, AI intelligence, and jet thrusters,
all by random chance. How did this happen? According
to science. First, some random screws and metal
pieces accidentally fell into the right shape.
Then, some unguided electrical sparks created
a motherboard with a perfect operating system.
Completely bug -free, of course. Over millions
of years, the toaster naturally selected the
most useful parts to develop a fully functional
exosuit, because survival of the fittest, right?
One day, the final piece of software just wrote
itself, and your brand new Iron Man suit booted
up, complete with a working AI, self -repair
systems, and Bluetooth. Congratulations, you
just witnessed the miracle of random evolution.
Oh, wait, what's that? You're saying that's completely
ridiculous? So is the idea that a bunch of mindless,
lifeless chemicals magically assembled themselves
into a fully functional, information -driven
genetic code. Why this is impossible in both
cases. Complex systems don't build themselves.
Programming requires a programmer. Randomness
never produces ordered, functional information.
DNA is a thousand times more complex than anything
humans have ever designed. So if you laugh at
the toaster -turned -iron -man scenario but still
believe random chemicals wrote DNA, congratulations.
You've just proven that blind faith isn't exclusive
to religion. Randomness versus order. Pick one.
Here's where atheist scientists get really funny.
They depend on order, logic, and structure to
do their jobs. But when it comes to explaining
how life started, they tell us it all happened
by random chaos. Let's take a moment to appreciate
the contradiction. They trust information, data,
and language, but tell us DNA isn't really a
language. They depend on logical structure for
experiments, but claim nature structured itself
randomly. They mock the idea of intelligent design,
but spend their careers trying to intelligently
design artificial life in labs. So which is it?
You can't depend on order to do science while
preaching that randomness is the source of everything.
The Bible had it right the whole time. While
atheists are busy writing textbooks about self
-writing molecules, the Bible has had the answer
from the very beginning. Genesis 1 .1. In the
beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
Not randomness, but a creator. Colossians 1 .16
-17. By him all things were created, and in him
all things hold together. That includes your
DNA. Hebrews 11 .3. By faith we understand that
the universe was created by the word of God,
not by a cosmic typo. Meanwhile, science says,
Bro, trust us. Letters arrange themselves into
a book by accident. Yeah, no thanks. Final thoughts.
Who's really trusting science? Let's sum this
up. One, science depends on information, order,
and structure. Two, evolutionary scientists preach
randomness, accidents, and chaos. Three, but
they still need order to run their experiments.
Four. and they want you to believe randomness
so they can sell you textbooks and cash their
grant checks. So tell me again, who's really
trusting science here? If you trust language,
design, and structure, guess what? You just admitted
DNA was intelligently designed. But don't worry,
the atheists will be back tomorrow using organized
scientific principles to prove that disorder
created order while cashing their research grants.