WEBVTT 00:00:02.180 --> 00:00:08.259 Hey guys! It's me again! Coming to you live from 00:00:08.259 --> 00:00:13.580 my 2020 Subaru Impreza! Bright blue, my daddy 00:00:13.580 --> 00:00:18.059 used to call it the Blue Devil! Which, I love 00:00:18.059 --> 00:00:21.359 this car, but I did have some bad luck, pretty 00:00:21.359 --> 00:00:23.679 much. I mean, the first, literally one month 00:00:23.679 --> 00:00:26.500 after I got it, I was driving home on the highway, 00:00:26.620 --> 00:00:29.179 Route 80, if any of my New Jerseyans out there, 00:00:29.179 --> 00:00:31.480 you know that Fruit 80 is an actual nightmare. 00:00:32.039 --> 00:00:34.520 I'm actually driving it now because I just left 00:00:34.520 --> 00:00:37.000 my breakfast that turned into a basically four 00:00:37.000 --> 00:00:40.799 and a half hour coffee filled, laughter and tears 00:00:40.799 --> 00:00:44.500 and delicious food with my bestie Mish, which 00:00:44.500 --> 00:00:46.859 I'll talk about more in a minute. And I also 00:00:46.859 --> 00:00:49.420 want to clarify, I think I said she was my best 00:00:49.420 --> 00:00:51.899 friend from high school. We actually became friends, 00:00:52.179 --> 00:00:55.380 best friends in sixth grade. So we were literally 00:00:55.380 --> 00:01:00.560 11 going on 12 and we are now 44 year old with 00:01:00.560 --> 00:01:04.140 old bones She has a husband three girls. I have 00:01:04.140 --> 00:01:08.200 an ex -husband one boy She has that booming bridal 00:01:08.200 --> 00:01:11.500 business that I told you about pink comb salon 00:01:11.500 --> 00:01:16.079 Westfield, New Jersey check it out um But I haven't 00:01:16.079 --> 00:01:18.819 had to drive on route 80 since that last day 00:01:18.819 --> 00:01:20.819 that I went into my office Which was a week and 00:01:20.819 --> 00:01:23.739 a half ago and mind you this is a highway that 00:01:23.739 --> 00:01:29.030 I have driven for I mean don't even know since 00:01:29.030 --> 00:01:33.230 2006 because every job I've had has always been 00:01:33.230 --> 00:01:36.769 so far from my house like over an hour every 00:01:36.769 --> 00:01:40.530 single job I've had so the fact that I have not 00:01:40.530 --> 00:01:43.329 left my little tiny sweet little cute town of 00:01:43.329 --> 00:01:46.950 Hackettstown for like a week and a half it was 00:01:46.950 --> 00:01:50.049 fucking scary on route 80 you guys my life was 00:01:50.049 --> 00:01:53.329 flashing before my eyes and the sick thing is 00:01:53.329 --> 00:01:56.230 all I could think about is my listeners I mean 00:01:56.230 --> 00:01:58.109 they're never gonna hear how everything went 00:01:58.109 --> 00:02:01.890 with my breakfast with Mish and of course also 00:02:01.890 --> 00:02:04.109 my child would be motherless which would also 00:02:04.109 --> 00:02:06.849 be a bad thing but anyway I hope you guys can 00:02:06.849 --> 00:02:08.710 hear me because like I said I am on the highway 00:02:08.710 --> 00:02:12.469 so just a quick you know recap because I told 00:02:12.469 --> 00:02:14.349 you guys last night I was so excited to have 00:02:14.349 --> 00:02:16.669 this breakfast and I have to say this might have 00:02:16.669 --> 00:02:20.530 been the best four and a half hours I've probably 00:02:20.530 --> 00:02:26.780 had since my father passed away I promised myself 00:02:26.780 --> 00:02:28.860 that I'm not gonna cry today, during the recording 00:02:28.860 --> 00:02:31.300 at least. I did cry a little bit at our date, 00:02:31.379 --> 00:02:34.860 our breakfast date, but I just want to emphasize 00:02:34.860 --> 00:02:38.539 again to everyone out there, like you don't realize 00:02:38.539 --> 00:02:45.020 how much human connection, like what a difference 00:02:45.020 --> 00:02:48.879 that makes. Like my little sister, she's 32 and 00:02:48.879 --> 00:02:50.659 she has so many friends. Her and her husband 00:02:50.659 --> 00:02:53.560 are so social and they're both just incredible 00:02:53.560 --> 00:02:56.400 people, but I remember couple years ago like 00:02:56.400 --> 00:02:58.379 realizing they're always doing things with their 00:02:58.379 --> 00:02:59.819 friends they're always doing things with their 00:02:59.819 --> 00:03:02.139 friends and I would always think to myself well 00:03:02.139 --> 00:03:03.840 wait till they have a kid you know it's gonna 00:03:03.840 --> 00:03:05.639 be different they're not gonna see their friends 00:03:05.639 --> 00:03:08.419 anymore well guess what their daughter is now 00:03:08.419 --> 00:03:10.840 I don't know how many months seven yeah just 00:03:10.840 --> 00:03:13.939 seven months on the 18th once again number 18 00:03:13.939 --> 00:03:18.020 she's seven months and my sister is still seeing 00:03:18.020 --> 00:03:20.439 her friends when she can my brother -in -law 00:03:20.439 --> 00:03:25.870 Kevin Kev what what Love him. I'm very lucky 00:03:25.870 --> 00:03:29.449 to have two amazing brother -in -laws. The other 00:03:29.449 --> 00:03:32.210 one is Rob, but I call him Brother, short for 00:03:32.210 --> 00:03:34.770 Brother. He has been around for many, many, many 00:03:34.770 --> 00:03:38.909 years. Anyway, what I'm saying is like my sister 00:03:38.909 --> 00:03:42.530 still makes her friends and that special time 00:03:42.530 --> 00:03:46.479 to see her friends a priority in her life. And 00:03:46.479 --> 00:03:49.500 that is something that I am going to, that's 00:03:49.500 --> 00:03:52.099 something that was on my vision board, ironically, 00:03:52.280 --> 00:03:54.719 again. I mean, there's so many things, you guys, 00:03:55.139 --> 00:03:57.060 that are on this vision board that I made on 00:03:57.060 --> 00:03:59.479 January 11th before my mother had this brain 00:03:59.479 --> 00:04:01.520 bleed, before this whole new chapter started. 00:04:02.419 --> 00:04:05.819 I'm also apologizing because we did have about 00:04:05.819 --> 00:04:10.259 three cups of coffee at this breakfast. So, if 00:04:10.259 --> 00:04:13.819 I'm a little speedy, don't worry, it's not mania, 00:04:14.060 --> 00:04:16.910 it's just caffeine. I have to hydrate now for 00:04:16.910 --> 00:04:20.170 the rest of the day. But anyway, what I'm saying 00:04:20.170 --> 00:04:22.829 is I think that the human interaction is so important. 00:04:22.910 --> 00:04:25.589 I feel this way also after a good family party. 00:04:26.129 --> 00:04:29.230 My aunt and uncle, they live in Montville. I 00:04:29.230 --> 00:04:32.050 mentioned that town a while back when I talked 00:04:32.050 --> 00:04:35.910 about my cousin on the Broadway episode. And 00:04:35.910 --> 00:04:39.670 they have this beautiful, beautiful backyard 00:04:39.670 --> 00:04:44.230 with a pool and a... an outdoor kitchen and they 00:04:44.230 --> 00:04:47.870 are the hostesses with the mostises and we actually 00:04:47.870 --> 00:04:51.230 even they've they have coined a name for their 00:04:51.230 --> 00:04:54.790 their resorts which we call Bella Bath and Spa 00:04:54.790 --> 00:04:57.870 and you could literally check in there on Instagram 00:04:57.870 --> 00:05:00.129 if you wanted to. Of course, don't do it unless 00:05:00.129 --> 00:05:03.050 you're actually there with us. But it's just 00:05:03.050 --> 00:05:07.189 been this amazing, amazing place to go. And I 00:05:07.189 --> 00:05:09.069 know my Aunt Savannah has been so supportive 00:05:09.069 --> 00:05:11.110 to me. She's the aunt that gave me that necklace, 00:05:11.269 --> 00:05:14.009 and I'm gonna see her for lunch next week. And 00:05:14.009 --> 00:05:16.470 she has been texting me every single day telling 00:05:16.470 --> 00:05:19.670 me how much she's loving the podcast. And I just 00:05:19.670 --> 00:05:25.290 feel so lucky and so loved. Okay, I'm also not 00:05:25.290 --> 00:05:28.449 gonna cry about this, but. She has made me feel 00:05:28.449 --> 00:05:31.910 so loved and she has always gone out of her way 00:05:31.910 --> 00:05:35.889 for me And she was there during some of the darkest 00:05:35.889 --> 00:05:38.970 times and I'm just so happy that now we're actually 00:05:38.970 --> 00:05:44.529 getting to enjoy the other side of things and 00:05:44.529 --> 00:05:48.910 Now I'm gonna I'm gonna digress or kind of take 00:05:48.910 --> 00:05:52.600 a detour for a minute. So And my cousins know 00:05:52.600 --> 00:05:54.480 this, especially my one cousin, she's technically 00:05:54.480 --> 00:05:58.100 my cousin's cousin, Alisa, also a shout out. 00:05:58.500 --> 00:06:01.819 So Alisa and I have been single for a long time. 00:06:01.939 --> 00:06:03.800 Alisa's never been married, she's younger than 00:06:03.800 --> 00:06:06.819 me. But she had a serious relationship years 00:06:06.819 --> 00:06:09.480 ago that I think she definitely thought was gonna 00:06:09.480 --> 00:06:11.779 go in one direction and unfortunately did not. 00:06:12.139 --> 00:06:16.680 Alisa also lost her father, my Uncle Tony, not 00:06:16.680 --> 00:06:19.180 too long ago, which was of course absolutely 00:06:19.180 --> 00:06:21.480 heartbreaking and we've been able to connect 00:06:21.480 --> 00:06:24.199 a little bit about that, obviously with losing 00:06:24.199 --> 00:06:28.879 my father. So one of the things that I told her 00:06:28.879 --> 00:06:31.839 a while ago and in passing, and I really didn't 00:06:31.839 --> 00:06:34.120 even remember I told her this. So in all these 00:06:34.120 --> 00:06:36.360 years that I've been dating, so technically my 00:06:36.360 --> 00:06:40.430 last true relationship ended in 2019. and then 00:06:40.430 --> 00:06:49.350 from 2019 to mid no to like end of 2024 or five 00:06:49.350 --> 00:06:54.089 years I dated now when I say I dated you guys 00:06:54.089 --> 00:06:57.930 like I hit it hard we're talking tinder we're 00:06:57.930 --> 00:07:01.810 talking bumble we're talking hinge we're talking 00:07:01.810 --> 00:07:05.910 pof plenty of fishes or as we know it plenty 00:07:05.910 --> 00:07:10.699 of you guessed it f -word What other ones did 00:07:10.699 --> 00:07:15.100 I do? I think I did every single possible one 00:07:15.100 --> 00:07:19.399 besides Christian Mingle. And I will let you 00:07:19.399 --> 00:07:23.079 guys in on a little bit of a secret. I did attempt 00:07:23.079 --> 00:07:25.660 to sign up for Christian Mingle last night because 00:07:25.660 --> 00:07:28.500 now that I'm at a point in my life where I'm 00:07:28.500 --> 00:07:31.670 like... Maybe I could use a guy who fucking believes 00:07:31.670 --> 00:07:34.149 in God a little bit, you know? Maybe I could 00:07:34.149 --> 00:07:36.250 use someone who knows what it's like to go through 00:07:36.250 --> 00:07:38.550 real struggles and knows that God is the one 00:07:38.550 --> 00:07:41.069 that has led them through struggles. And I woke 00:07:41.069 --> 00:07:43.269 up yesterday morning remembering this date I 00:07:43.269 --> 00:07:45.509 went on when I was in California. Oh, the other 00:07:45.509 --> 00:07:47.990 thing I loved about California was the guys would 00:07:47.990 --> 00:07:50.110 just come up to me. Like, they'd be like, oh, 00:07:50.170 --> 00:07:52.209 hi. Oh, hi. Like, how are you? My name is so 00:07:52.209 --> 00:07:55.149 -and -so. I have never been hit on in my life 00:07:55.149 --> 00:07:58.259 in New Jersey. Never once have I been somewhere 00:07:58.259 --> 00:08:00.620 and someone has actually come up to me and hit 00:08:00.620 --> 00:08:03.600 on me. So California, I remember I was at like 00:08:03.600 --> 00:08:05.759 the vending machine one time, like at like a 00:08:05.759 --> 00:08:08.180 night class, and this guy came up to me and we 00:08:08.180 --> 00:08:10.160 ended up going on like a really nice date. But 00:08:10.160 --> 00:08:13.470 anyway. I met this other guy and I can't remember 00:08:13.470 --> 00:08:15.550 his name. I want to say maybe James and he was 00:08:15.550 --> 00:08:18.449 so nice He was so sweet and he had these light 00:08:18.449 --> 00:08:21.529 green eyes and he was just like a really good 00:08:21.529 --> 00:08:23.470 nice guy And I'll never forget this you guys 00:08:23.470 --> 00:08:25.610 now remember we're talking about I was like 20 00:08:25.610 --> 00:08:28.310 years old So don't hold this against me, but 00:08:28.310 --> 00:08:31.670 we went out to a sushi place. Sushi was big in 00:08:31.670 --> 00:08:34.629 California Oh God see these huge trucks you guys 00:08:34.629 --> 00:08:37.090 this huge truck just oh my god, please don't 00:08:37.090 --> 00:08:42.080 crush my windshield Lord Okay, so we went on 00:08:42.080 --> 00:08:44.059 this date and he was so nice. Like I said, I 00:08:44.059 --> 00:08:45.860 remember he opened my car door for me I think 00:08:45.860 --> 00:08:47.779 that might have been the first time ever and 00:08:47.779 --> 00:08:50.440 we get to the sushi place and we order and the 00:08:50.440 --> 00:08:52.340 sushi comes and we're talking and he stopped 00:08:52.340 --> 00:08:56.600 me he goes can I just pray really quick and Do 00:08:56.600 --> 00:08:58.960 you guys know that I never went out with him 00:08:58.960 --> 00:09:02.460 again because of that? Because I thought it was 00:09:02.460 --> 00:09:07.649 weird that he wanted to pray now now I will also 00:09:07.649 --> 00:09:10.809 say, at 20 years old, I think the majority of 00:09:10.809 --> 00:09:12.809 the people out there would have probably felt 00:09:12.809 --> 00:09:14.509 the same way, that it was a little bit weird, 00:09:15.029 --> 00:09:19.269 but I'm just thinking like all these effing lunatics 00:09:19.269 --> 00:09:23.570 that I have met in my lifetime, I would have 00:09:23.570 --> 00:09:26.470 taken that guy back in a heartbeat, in a heartbeat 00:09:26.470 --> 00:09:29.470 if praying... was the least of my concerns. I 00:09:29.470 --> 00:09:32.169 mean I'm talking people that are married, people 00:09:32.169 --> 00:09:35.190 that had sat across from me on a date and explained 00:09:35.190 --> 00:09:39.190 to me that his soon -to -be ex -wife still lives 00:09:39.190 --> 00:09:43.629 in the house and she's like Russian or something 00:09:43.629 --> 00:09:46.309 and doesn't speak any English and they're not 00:09:46.309 --> 00:09:48.570 going to get back together but if I come to the 00:09:48.570 --> 00:09:52.159 house for dinner, she's gonna come downstairs 00:09:52.159 --> 00:09:55.100 in a miniskirt and she's gonna bend over in front 00:09:55.100 --> 00:09:57.980 of him because she's trying to get him back. 00:09:59.399 --> 00:10:05.740 Okay? Okay? This same date, he also did not even 00:10:05.740 --> 00:10:07.879 ask me anything in the beginning of what I wanted 00:10:07.879 --> 00:10:11.019 to eat, what I wanted to order. He ordered a 00:10:11.019 --> 00:10:13.779 Red Bull and vodka. Like, what are we, at a fucking 00:10:13.779 --> 00:10:16.889 frat party? Are you kidding me? And this was 00:10:16.889 --> 00:10:19.950 like right after COVID. So like things were just 00:10:19.950 --> 00:10:22.950 opening up. Like I remember we had to wear masks 00:10:22.950 --> 00:10:28.450 to walk in the restaurant. And we had been chatting 00:10:28.450 --> 00:10:31.909 outside the restaurant door first. And he's like, 00:10:32.090 --> 00:10:34.309 I mean, this whole fucking COVID thing is a whole 00:10:34.309 --> 00:10:37.649 made up thing anyway. It doesn't exist. There's 00:10:37.649 --> 00:10:41.070 no such thing. And I'm like, Oh God. And this 00:10:41.070 --> 00:10:43.190 was before we even walked in the door, you guys. 00:10:43.330 --> 00:10:45.909 I'm like, are you kidding me? I'm like, oh God, 00:10:46.090 --> 00:10:48.850 why, why? I could be home watching Netflix right 00:10:48.850 --> 00:10:53.149 now in my undies, for God's sake. So, we go in, 00:10:53.210 --> 00:10:57.049 we sit down, and he orders the Red Bull and vodka. 00:10:58.370 --> 00:11:00.549 I think I ordered a White Claw, I'm sure. White 00:11:00.549 --> 00:11:03.000 Claws are pretty much all I drink. uh because 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:04.860 of the puking and because it's nice and light 00:11:04.860 --> 00:11:06.899 and also I'm technically not really supposed 00:11:06.899 --> 00:11:10.039 to drink on medicine nobody really is but I notice 00:11:10.039 --> 00:11:12.960 if I keep it light with like white claws um and 00:11:12.960 --> 00:11:16.580 drink a lot of water I'm fine however on this 00:11:16.580 --> 00:11:18.139 date I probably should have been doing shots 00:11:18.139 --> 00:11:20.559 of whiskey and then just called an uber or had 00:11:20.559 --> 00:11:23.100 my dad come to pick me up looking back on it 00:11:23.100 --> 00:11:26.610 so We're sitting there, so that whole part about 00:11:26.610 --> 00:11:28.610 the wife came a little bit later, like after 00:11:28.610 --> 00:11:30.529 maybe he had one or two of the Red Bulls and 00:11:30.529 --> 00:11:33.570 vodka. He orders all these appetizers. They come 00:11:33.570 --> 00:11:37.590 to the table. It was like fried calamade. What 00:11:37.590 --> 00:11:40.649 else was it? Like all stuff, like fried mushrooms, 00:11:40.870 --> 00:11:42.509 like things that I would normally, of course, 00:11:42.669 --> 00:11:44.490 would love to eat, but I can't because of my 00:11:44.490 --> 00:11:47.590 gluten problem. So it comes, and he's like, you're 00:11:47.590 --> 00:11:50.669 not gonna eat anything? And I'm like, well, I 00:11:50.669 --> 00:11:52.250 can't eat any of this. And he's like, why? I'm 00:11:52.250 --> 00:11:54.419 like, I have a gluten. I have a gluten intolerance. 00:11:54.460 --> 00:11:57.179 He goes, Oh, okay. That's all he said. You guys. 00:11:57.399 --> 00:11:59.840 Okay. That's all he said. So we're like, we're 00:11:59.840 --> 00:12:01.919 making small talk. I'm thinking to myself, I 00:12:01.919 --> 00:12:04.080 got to get out of here. Like I got to get out 00:12:04.080 --> 00:12:05.980 of here. I don't like to do meals. You guys, 00:12:06.139 --> 00:12:08.740 I do drinks and appetizers, drinks, appetizers, 00:12:09.019 --> 00:12:11.620 wrap it up and let's go. And there's been some 00:12:11.620 --> 00:12:13.879 dates over the years that were awesome. Like 00:12:13.879 --> 00:12:16.259 three, four, five hour dates. My longest date 00:12:16.259 --> 00:12:19.679 was a nine hour date. Oh, that was fun. The nine 00:12:19.679 --> 00:12:24.759 hour date. Oh, excuse me. Thank you. The nine 00:12:24.759 --> 00:12:29.259 hour date was this guy who I think I met on Plenty 00:12:29.259 --> 00:12:33.279 of Fish. He was, now one of the pieces of advice, 00:12:33.460 --> 00:12:35.519 and I might lose people here, but one of the 00:12:35.519 --> 00:12:38.879 pieces of advice my dad always gave me was to 00:12:38.879 --> 00:12:42.379 never date a cop. And listen, police officers 00:12:42.379 --> 00:12:45.120 out there, I appreciate what you do for us. I 00:12:45.120 --> 00:12:47.899 am so thankful for you, but I am not going to 00:12:47.899 --> 00:12:50.179 date you and I would never ever on God's green 00:12:50.179 --> 00:12:54.480 earth marry you. Okay, and and I have yet to 00:12:54.480 --> 00:12:56.759 be proven wrong because I have gotten involved 00:12:56.759 --> 00:13:01.659 with probably at least I don't even know three 00:13:01.659 --> 00:13:03.740 to five different cops throughout my life, even 00:13:03.740 --> 00:13:06.659 though my father gave me that advice So this 00:13:06.659 --> 00:13:09.860 guy was a sheriff's deputy. That was his that 00:13:09.860 --> 00:13:12.080 was his title So in my mind, I'm like, all right. 00:13:12.120 --> 00:13:15.320 Well, he's not a cop per se So we go to this 00:13:15.320 --> 00:13:19.019 place. It was an afternoon D like a Saturday 00:13:19.019 --> 00:13:21.860 afternoon date and we started at like 2 p .m. 00:13:22.120 --> 00:13:24.720 at this place that I didn't realize did not have 00:13:24.720 --> 00:13:28.440 white claws or any kind of like hard seltzer 00:13:28.440 --> 00:13:30.860 which is really impossible to imagine now that 00:13:30.860 --> 00:13:35.700 I'm saying this but so I ended up drinking red 00:13:35.700 --> 00:13:38.179 wine you guys. And that's actually how I got 00:13:38.179 --> 00:13:40.120 discovered at White Claws years ago. My cousin 00:13:40.120 --> 00:13:43.539 Victoria, we were at Bella Bath and Spa and it 00:13:43.539 --> 00:13:45.639 was like 95 degrees out and it was one of the 00:13:45.639 --> 00:13:47.159 parties where it was like a lot of the younger 00:13:47.159 --> 00:13:49.399 cousins like you know they're like in their 30s 00:13:49.399 --> 00:13:52.100 early 30s like even like most some of them in 00:13:52.100 --> 00:13:54.159 their late 20s and everyone's partying it up 00:13:54.159 --> 00:13:58.399 and there I am like having a ball drinking red 00:13:58.399 --> 00:14:01.919 wine in the sweltering heat by the friggin pool 00:14:01.919 --> 00:14:04.620 and my cousin's like Alana what are you drinking? 00:14:04.899 --> 00:14:09.309 I'm like I'm just drinking a little drinking 00:14:09.309 --> 00:14:11.830 so she introduced me to White Claws and I've 00:14:11.830 --> 00:14:15.570 been obsessed ever since so I had to drink this 00:14:15.570 --> 00:14:18.690 red wine and the date lasted for hours and hours 00:14:18.690 --> 00:14:21.129 and hours and then we sat in his car and I remember 00:14:21.129 --> 00:14:25.850 we sang all this music like country music and 00:14:25.850 --> 00:14:28.049 we had such I mean again at this point I'm super 00:14:28.049 --> 00:14:29.690 buzzed because this is probably like I don't 00:14:29.690 --> 00:14:31.509 even know how many hours later how many wines 00:14:31.509 --> 00:14:34.289 later and I remember one of the songs was Wagon 00:14:34.289 --> 00:14:39.009 Wheel by Darius Rucker And Darius Rucker reminds 00:14:39.009 --> 00:14:42.769 me a lot of, I had that relationship where I 00:14:42.769 --> 00:14:44.769 dated somebody that lived in South Carolina, 00:14:45.029 --> 00:14:47.450 Charleston, South Carolina, and I was there one 00:14:47.450 --> 00:14:49.870 time for New Year's, and we went out to dinner, 00:14:50.110 --> 00:14:52.309 and we sat at the bar, and all of a sudden, all 00:14:52.309 --> 00:14:54.070 these people start taking their phone out, and 00:14:54.070 --> 00:14:55.830 I thought they were all looking at me. I'm like, 00:14:56.029 --> 00:14:59.090 oh my god, did I become famous overnight? And 00:14:59.090 --> 00:15:01.090 then I look next to me, and it's Darius Rucker, 00:15:01.309 --> 00:15:04.090 like, picking up his, like, to -go order. So 00:15:04.090 --> 00:15:06.590 it always kind of reminds me of that. and we 00:15:06.590 --> 00:15:08.950 just had a really great time like singing music 00:15:08.950 --> 00:15:11.509 and then we went to another place where I did 00:15:11.509 --> 00:15:13.789 have a white claw and then we're wrapping up 00:15:13.789 --> 00:15:16.190 the night and you guys I'll never forget this 00:15:16.190 --> 00:15:19.070 because I'll be honest I usually kiss on the 00:15:19.070 --> 00:15:22.049 first date maybe some of you are not surprised 00:15:22.049 --> 00:15:25.049 by that but I do because physical connection 00:15:25.049 --> 00:15:28.169 and physical attraction is super important to 00:15:28.169 --> 00:15:29.710 me because I've had relationships in the past 00:15:29.710 --> 00:15:32.210 where that was lacking and I realized that that 00:15:32.210 --> 00:15:34.570 is a very important part of what I need in a 00:15:34.570 --> 00:15:37.580 relationship So we're saying our goodbye and 00:15:37.580 --> 00:15:40.759 he just like puts his arms out for a hug. And 00:15:40.759 --> 00:15:43.419 I'm like, oh, I'm like, okay, we're just gonna 00:15:43.419 --> 00:15:45.399 hug. And he's like, yeah, he goes, I just don't 00:15:45.399 --> 00:15:48.559 really feel like I should give you a kiss yet. 00:15:48.840 --> 00:15:55.919 I think you need to earn it. Okay. Now, so the 00:15:55.919 --> 00:15:58.500 next day was a big family outing to a pumpkin 00:15:58.500 --> 00:16:01.289 patch. It was frigid. I remember that. And my 00:16:01.289 --> 00:16:04.049 cousin brought her brand new dog that was a wild 00:16:04.049 --> 00:16:06.470 hooligan lunatic dog that was jumping all over 00:16:06.470 --> 00:16:09.350 the place. Had no training. I think it's trained 00:16:09.350 --> 00:16:11.789 now. Actually, I think this dog might not be 00:16:11.789 --> 00:16:14.230 alive now, but anyway. So we're at this pumpkin 00:16:14.230 --> 00:16:18.389 patch and he's texting me and calling me. And 00:16:18.389 --> 00:16:20.029 so at one point I answered, I'm like, hey, I'm 00:16:20.029 --> 00:16:21.750 like, listen, I'm out with my family. Can I call 00:16:21.750 --> 00:16:23.250 you later? He goes, oh, okay. I'm just calling 00:16:23.250 --> 00:16:25.409 to let you know that I have a Tinder date tonight. 00:16:25.720 --> 00:16:28.759 coming over so if you try to call me and I don't 00:16:28.759 --> 00:16:31.299 answer it's because she's coming over and uh 00:16:31.299 --> 00:16:33.419 I'm sure one thing's gonna lead to another and 00:16:33.419 --> 00:16:35.240 she's gonna sleep over so I'll probably just 00:16:35.240 --> 00:16:37.899 call you tomorrow maybe we can get together on 00:16:37.899 --> 00:16:42.299 Tuesday I'm just gonna let everybody sit with 00:16:42.299 --> 00:16:47.419 that for a minute okay so I'm sure you guys have 00:16:47.419 --> 00:16:50.039 realized I am not a fucking idiot or a glutton 00:16:50.039 --> 00:16:51.759 well I'm a glutton for punishment when it comes 00:16:51.759 --> 00:16:54.549 to gluten and dairy sometimes but not when it 00:16:54.549 --> 00:16:57.490 comes to to guys or at least not when it comes 00:16:57.490 --> 00:16:59.789 to guys this early on in the dating phase let's 00:16:59.789 --> 00:17:02.710 just say that but honestly i haven't had one 00:17:02.710 --> 00:17:06.279 guy the longest I ever dated honestly in all 00:17:06.279 --> 00:17:08.660 this time was probably one guy for like maybe 00:17:08.660 --> 00:17:11.099 two or three months and it was very I remember 00:17:11.099 --> 00:17:13.160 when I broke it off with him I told him he was 00:17:13.160 --> 00:17:15.819 like very hot and cold we had a great physical 00:17:15.819 --> 00:17:18.660 connection he's very intelligent very successful 00:17:18.660 --> 00:17:22.240 single dad I actually have joked recently out 00:17:22.240 --> 00:17:23.920 of all the guys I've dated he was probably the 00:17:23.920 --> 00:17:27.789 one that got away but we reconnected recently 00:17:27.789 --> 00:17:30.690 and the same exact thing happened like we would 00:17:30.690 --> 00:17:33.589 be texting all day and then all of a sudden like 00:17:33.589 --> 00:17:36.089 two days would go by and like there's no contact 00:17:36.089 --> 00:17:40.529 and it's just it's like listen you know you know 00:17:40.529 --> 00:17:43.710 what this reminds me of all right guys don't 00:17:43.710 --> 00:17:45.630 make fun of me but i might pull a travis kelsey 00:17:45.630 --> 00:17:50.869 right now there is this guy that I started to 00:17:50.869 --> 00:17:53.349 see, I think it was on TikTok, I started to see 00:17:53.349 --> 00:17:55.230 him. Victoria and Saverio, you're gonna know 00:17:55.230 --> 00:17:57.009 who this is, because I know that I started sending 00:17:57.009 --> 00:18:00.910 you guys the videos of him first. His first name 00:18:00.910 --> 00:18:06.400 is David. David Depere or something like that. 00:18:06.400 --> 00:18:09.880 It's a very Italian. He's an Italian guy Yeah, 00:18:09.880 --> 00:18:14.180 so handsome you guys like I'm talking like drop 00:18:14.180 --> 00:18:17.319 -dead handsome and I started to come across his 00:18:17.319 --> 00:18:20.319 videos maybe like a year ago I think and he sits 00:18:20.319 --> 00:18:23.920 in his car kind of like me and He would just 00:18:23.920 --> 00:18:27.140 talk about like dating this day and age and like 00:18:27.140 --> 00:18:30.819 relationships, and he's so funny, but he's not 00:18:30.819 --> 00:18:32.440 trying to be funny. It's kind of like what I 00:18:32.440 --> 00:18:34.279 talked about in one of my earlier episodes where 00:18:34.279 --> 00:18:36.200 I'm really not sitting here trying to make you 00:18:36.200 --> 00:18:38.400 guys laugh, like it's just part of my personality. 00:18:40.480 --> 00:18:44.400 But he would say like the best, oh my god, you 00:18:44.400 --> 00:18:45.900 guys, you have to look him up. Wait, hold on, 00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:47.579 I'm, well now I'm out of light, so maybe I could 00:18:47.579 --> 00:18:49.420 look up his full name, because I want to give 00:18:49.420 --> 00:18:53.269 him a shout out. Oh my god, you guys, it was 00:18:53.269 --> 00:18:56.849 the first one. Davi, D, A, V as in Victor, I, 00:18:57.049 --> 00:19:02.809 87, D as in David, P as in Peter. That's his 00:19:02.809 --> 00:19:06.690 name on Instagram and TikTok and everything. 00:19:07.650 --> 00:19:09.910 And if I ever meet him, I've already decided 00:19:09.910 --> 00:19:12.450 I would not call him Davi, because to me that 00:19:12.450 --> 00:19:14.269 sounds like a milkshake or something. I would 00:19:14.269 --> 00:19:17.690 call him David. Or Davidere, where it's almost 00:19:17.690 --> 00:19:19.630 like a French accent. I mean, I did take a lot 00:19:19.630 --> 00:19:22.549 of French in high school. Um, can't speak a lick 00:19:22.549 --> 00:19:24.970 of it, but I am very good at doing the accent. 00:19:25.569 --> 00:19:28.430 So, Davidic! But anyway, you have to look him 00:19:28.430 --> 00:19:32.049 up, you guys. He's so, like, he just is so, such 00:19:32.049 --> 00:19:35.430 a great guy. Um, and I just found out he wrote 00:19:35.430 --> 00:19:39.250 an audiobook called, um, The Letters I Never 00:19:39.250 --> 00:19:43.589 Sent, which I can't find it anywhere. So, David, 00:19:43.650 --> 00:19:45.750 if you want to somehow send me a private link, 00:19:45.750 --> 00:19:48.349 I would gladly accept. Um, so I need to find 00:19:48.349 --> 00:19:49.869 it somewhere, because I am very interested in 00:19:49.869 --> 00:19:53.019 reading it. And... And he just has a very interesting 00:19:53.019 --> 00:19:55.579 backstory. So if you guys want to look him up. 00:19:56.599 --> 00:20:00.779 But the point of this is he really gives a good 00:20:00.779 --> 00:20:03.440 take on what dating is like right now. And he 00:20:03.440 --> 00:20:06.480 really gives a very, very good painted picture 00:20:06.480 --> 00:20:09.980 of the type of men that are out there right now 00:20:09.980 --> 00:20:13.839 and what they think a woman wants or a woman 00:20:13.839 --> 00:20:17.200 is looking for. And the reality is everybody's 00:20:17.200 --> 00:20:23.009 looking for a David. I know I am. um makes me 00:20:23.009 --> 00:20:24.890 think of travis kelsey with the friendship bracelet 00:20:24.890 --> 00:20:27.369 remember you guys oh i wanted to give her my 00:20:27.369 --> 00:20:29.490 number and the brother's like what do you mean 00:20:29.490 --> 00:20:31.450 like your football number and he's like oh no 00:20:31.450 --> 00:20:35.089 i meant like my number my number so anyway so 00:20:35.089 --> 00:20:37.089 he's like really really funny and then the other 00:20:37.089 --> 00:20:38.509 thing that's kind of weird because i just kind 00:20:38.509 --> 00:20:41.009 of talked about this so first of all the last 00:20:41.009 --> 00:20:43.529 video on tiktok i ever sent my dad was one of 00:20:43.529 --> 00:20:46.410 his videos my dad thought he was hilarious and 00:20:46.410 --> 00:20:48.190 i used to we used to always send videos back 00:20:48.190 --> 00:20:50.829 and forth And then the second weird thing is 00:20:50.829 --> 00:20:53.750 just recently, and it could have been after my 00:20:53.750 --> 00:20:56.650 dad passed away, I'm watching his videos like 00:20:56.650 --> 00:20:59.690 I always do, and I'm noticing that he's starting 00:20:59.690 --> 00:21:02.990 to quote like from scripture, like from the Bible, 00:21:03.849 --> 00:21:07.369 and... When I first saw it, I don't know if it 00:21:07.369 --> 00:21:09.150 was before or after my dad passed away, I can't 00:21:09.150 --> 00:21:13.029 remember. But I remember thinking, oh god. Or 00:21:13.029 --> 00:21:15.269 as I like to say, which I get from my sister, 00:21:15.630 --> 00:21:18.410 oh lord. Like lord, but with like a southern 00:21:18.410 --> 00:21:22.430 accent. I'm like, oh lord. I'm like, so now we're 00:21:22.430 --> 00:21:24.990 gonna start getting religious. And then he starts 00:21:24.990 --> 00:21:26.710 talking about the audio book. I'm like, oh now 00:21:26.710 --> 00:21:29.509 he wants to make money. So I kind of took it 00:21:29.509 --> 00:21:31.170 with like a grain of salt. And I was kind of 00:21:31.170 --> 00:21:33.210 like, eh, like if I see his videos, you know, 00:21:33.210 --> 00:21:36.079 I'll see them if not, if not. But then over the 00:21:36.079 --> 00:21:38.160 last couple days when my heart has been changing 00:21:38.160 --> 00:21:41.119 a little bit with, you know, thinking about maybe 00:21:41.119 --> 00:21:44.319 possibly someone coming across my fucking path 00:21:44.319 --> 00:21:47.559 that has some sort of faith in their life, some 00:21:47.559 --> 00:21:51.140 sort of God, some sort of religion, some sort 00:21:51.140 --> 00:21:56.619 of, um, like, like spine of something to hold 00:21:56.619 --> 00:22:01.539 on to. And I think I told you guys, my dad went 00:22:01.539 --> 00:22:05.960 back to church for the first time. a very very 00:22:05.960 --> 00:22:10.160 long time the last year of his life and I don't 00:22:10.160 --> 00:22:13.799 think it's a coincidence that somehow he ended 00:22:13.799 --> 00:22:17.039 up having the best year of his life and he's 00:22:17.039 --> 00:22:20.059 possibly ever had ever but it's definitely been 00:22:20.059 --> 00:22:23.759 the best year since I've known him in my 44 years 00:22:23.759 --> 00:22:28.680 of living so This is not going to turn into me 00:22:28.680 --> 00:22:31.680 going on a soapbox and saying, you know, religion 00:22:31.680 --> 00:22:34.180 is everything But I guess I'm just at that point 00:22:34.180 --> 00:22:37.519 in my life at this moment Where I think finding 00:22:37.519 --> 00:22:40.619 someone that has like the family values that 00:22:40.619 --> 00:22:43.220 I have being so close with my parents and my 00:22:43.220 --> 00:22:47.059 siblings Someone who has like a drive and a passion 00:22:47.059 --> 00:22:51.220 Somebody that can make room in their life for 00:22:51.220 --> 00:22:53.440 someone because I do notice that I've gotten 00:22:53.440 --> 00:22:56.000 both sides of the spectrum. Like the person that's 00:22:56.000 --> 00:22:58.059 like, oh yeah, we're gonna hang out. They're 00:22:58.059 --> 00:23:00.400 with me. They tell me all these amazing things. 00:23:00.900 --> 00:23:04.299 They love bomb me when I'm with them. And then 00:23:04.299 --> 00:23:08.539 I don't hear from them for three days. And I've 00:23:08.539 --> 00:23:10.700 heard podcasts from certain people that are like, 00:23:10.740 --> 00:23:13.559 oh, you know, that's okay. That's your anxiety. 00:23:13.720 --> 00:23:15.079 Like if you don't hear from someone for three 00:23:15.079 --> 00:23:18.900 days, that's your own issue. I appreciate that's 00:23:18.900 --> 00:23:22.910 what you think about yourself. but for me I wouldn't 00:23:22.910 --> 00:23:25.009 accept that and I'm not going to accept it and 00:23:25.009 --> 00:23:27.150 I never did and then there'd be the other side 00:23:27.150 --> 00:23:29.630 of the coin where it's like people that like 00:23:29.630 --> 00:23:32.170 I like that guy so going back to that COVID date 00:23:32.170 --> 00:23:34.769 you guys he goes to the bathroom he comes back 00:23:34.769 --> 00:23:37.750 and sits next to me in the booth and starts putting 00:23:37.750 --> 00:23:40.190 his hand up the back of my shirt and like rubbing 00:23:40.190 --> 00:23:43.829 my back like a massage I'm like uh I go I think 00:23:43.829 --> 00:23:45.369 I would feel more comfortable if you were sitting 00:23:45.369 --> 00:23:49.700 across from me So he sits across from me and 00:23:49.700 --> 00:23:53.059 the bill comes and he looks at the bill. This 00:23:53.059 --> 00:23:55.079 might be the most uncomfortable time I've ever 00:23:55.079 --> 00:23:57.579 in my life had on a date. And this is where I'm 00:23:57.579 --> 00:23:59.279 going to leave this because I'm almost home now 00:23:59.279 --> 00:24:03.339 and I need some extra water and rest after four 00:24:03.339 --> 00:24:05.160 and a half hours of talking with Mish and now 00:24:05.160 --> 00:24:08.279 this long message to you guys. So he sits there 00:24:08.279 --> 00:24:10.819 and he shakes his head and he goes, Oh my God, 00:24:11.240 --> 00:24:13.799 can you believe that the Red Bulls and Vodkas 00:24:13.799 --> 00:24:17.609 were 10 bucks a piece? And in my head, I'm thinking, 00:24:17.769 --> 00:24:20.289 when was the last time this guy went out in the 00:24:20.289 --> 00:24:24.730 world? Like, $10 is actually cheap. Like, I wanted 00:24:24.730 --> 00:24:26.269 to respond to be like, well, I can't believe 00:24:26.269 --> 00:24:27.990 you were actually drinking Red Bulls and vodka. 00:24:28.029 --> 00:24:31.930 That's more of a shock to me than the $10. So 00:24:31.930 --> 00:24:35.970 anyway, so he says that. So then, you guys, you're 00:24:35.970 --> 00:24:37.630 gonna die. This is why I'm gonna leave you with 00:24:37.630 --> 00:24:40.650 this. He puts his credit card in there, and he 00:24:40.650 --> 00:24:42.329 closes the thing, and he looks at me. He goes, 00:24:42.490 --> 00:24:46.170 Alana, listen. I really like you. This has been 00:24:46.170 --> 00:24:49.609 one of the best dates of my life but we're not 00:24:49.609 --> 00:24:52.269 going to be able to do this again in terms of 00:24:52.269 --> 00:24:55.710 coming out somewhere because I don't have much 00:24:55.710 --> 00:25:00.029 money. My kids are only getting one Christmas 00:25:00.029 --> 00:25:03.109 gift each this year because things have been 00:25:03.109 --> 00:25:07.450 very tight. So I would love if you just come 00:25:07.450 --> 00:25:10.369 over to my house the next time we go out because 00:25:10.369 --> 00:25:12.049 of course there'll be a next time because this 00:25:12.049 --> 00:25:16.119 was just such an amazing date and You know, actually, 00:25:16.160 --> 00:25:19.319 what I can do is I could even ask Savannah, whatever 00:25:19.319 --> 00:25:21.599 the hell the Russian soon -to -be ex -wife was, 00:25:22.140 --> 00:25:31.440 to cook us some steaks! What?! This cannot be 00:25:31.440 --> 00:25:36.400 real life. Like, this cannot be real life. So, 00:25:37.440 --> 00:25:43.000 my last date was last June. And again, there 00:25:43.000 --> 00:25:46.420 was that physical connection there, but the intellectual, 00:25:46.700 --> 00:25:49.319 emotional connection wasn't there. So that was 00:25:49.319 --> 00:25:52.500 very short -lived. And at the end of the day, 00:25:52.539 --> 00:25:55.660 I just want someone that I can enjoy life with, 00:25:55.700 --> 00:25:59.579 and I can bring him to Bella Bath and Spa, and 00:25:59.579 --> 00:26:02.319 this is what I told Elisa, and this is where 00:26:02.319 --> 00:26:05.099 I am going to come back to, this is what I was 00:26:05.099 --> 00:26:07.200 coming back to, which somehow I do always get 00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:11.960 back to my point somehow. I always think when 00:26:11.960 --> 00:26:14.559 I'm on a date with someone, can I picture them 00:26:14.559 --> 00:26:18.420 coming to my aunt's pool and us just having the 00:26:18.420 --> 00:26:21.339 best time? Meaning, he doesn't have to be up 00:26:21.339 --> 00:26:25.240 my butt the whole time, but he's not gonna disappear 00:26:25.240 --> 00:26:29.119 and be, you know, doing friggin' beer funnels 00:26:29.119 --> 00:26:32.190 in the garage with the 20 -somethings. and we're 00:26:32.190 --> 00:26:33.910 gonna have this great time and he's gonna be 00:26:33.910 --> 00:26:36.130 able to socialize with the family and he's gonna 00:26:36.130 --> 00:26:37.849 have his beer in his hand and I'm gonna have 00:26:37.849 --> 00:26:40.349 my white claw and he's gonna come over and touch 00:26:40.349 --> 00:26:43.329 the small of my back and we're gonna have fun 00:26:43.329 --> 00:26:45.210 in the pool and then he's gonna hang out with 00:26:45.210 --> 00:26:49.750 Parker and it's just gonna be the best. And that 00:26:49.750 --> 00:26:53.529 is what I look for and I'm so, so, so happy for 00:26:53.529 --> 00:26:56.569 my cousin Elisa because she finally met such 00:26:56.569 --> 00:26:59.609 a great guy. His name is Mickey. Mickey, remember 00:26:59.609 --> 00:27:04.769 me? And he's younger than her. I'm gonna bring 00:27:04.769 --> 00:27:06.730 this up too. He's five years younger than her. 00:27:07.089 --> 00:27:10.349 And the first day I met him, I just knew that 00:27:10.349 --> 00:27:13.970 this is the guy that she would end up with. But 00:27:13.970 --> 00:27:17.289 he mentioned to me more than once that she keeps 00:27:17.289 --> 00:27:20.269 bringing up this age difference. So I pulled 00:27:20.269 --> 00:27:23.529 her aside. Now did I have a few white claws in 00:27:23.529 --> 00:27:27.589 me? Perhaps. However, I pulled her aside and 00:27:27.589 --> 00:27:29.170 I took her in the bathroom and I told her how 00:27:29.170 --> 00:27:31.250 much I loved him and how he was wonderful and 00:27:31.250 --> 00:27:33.150 he was great and he was great with the family 00:27:33.150 --> 00:27:36.190 and with the kids and such a great personality 00:27:36.190 --> 00:27:38.369 and you could see he was just so enamored with 00:27:38.369 --> 00:27:40.509 Alisa and it was just the best thing I had seen 00:27:40.509 --> 00:27:43.089 in such a long time. And I said, but listen to 00:27:43.089 --> 00:27:47.769 me right now. Stop bringing up the age difference. 00:27:48.190 --> 00:27:54.049 People, come on! Oh my Lord. Stop bringing... 00:27:53.869 --> 00:27:56.410 the age difference she's like well I mean I only 00:27:56.410 --> 00:27:58.250 said it once or twice I go listen it doesn't 00:27:58.250 --> 00:28:00.730 matter I go it's bothering him and it doesn't 00:28:00.730 --> 00:28:03.109 fucking matter Alisa I go do you know how many 00:28:03.109 --> 00:28:05.650 men I've gone out with around the age of 50 that 00:28:05.650 --> 00:28:07.670 doesn't have their shit together the way he does 00:28:07.670 --> 00:28:11.369 so stop well guess what they've gone on these 00:28:11.369 --> 00:28:14.470 all -inclusive vacations they've gone to weddings 00:28:14.470 --> 00:28:17.809 together we had a great time at one of our cousins 00:28:17.809 --> 00:28:20.650 baptisms over the summer so I think she got over 00:28:20.650 --> 00:28:25.059 it And my father actually talked to me a couple 00:28:25.059 --> 00:28:27.059 months back about how I should really consider 00:28:27.059 --> 00:28:29.480 guys that are younger than me because I kind 00:28:29.480 --> 00:28:32.220 of never did that because I always felt like 00:28:32.220 --> 00:28:35.380 they were just so immature without life experience. 00:28:36.700 --> 00:28:39.279 And he told me that I need to get over that and 00:28:39.279 --> 00:28:41.819 now I'm 44. He's like, Alana, well, Zib, you're 00:28:41.819 --> 00:28:44.799 no spring chicken now. So now you're 44. So the 00:28:44.799 --> 00:28:46.240 guys that are younger than you are going to be 00:28:46.240 --> 00:28:48.619 in like late 30s, early 40s. They're going to 00:28:48.619 --> 00:28:52.480 have life experience. And the week before Christmas, 00:28:52.619 --> 00:28:54.700 we were all at my sister's house for Thanksgiving, 00:28:54.859 --> 00:28:56.460 and we were all sitting around talking, and I 00:28:56.460 --> 00:29:01.400 was like, listen, guys, I said, I just, I don't 00:29:01.400 --> 00:29:03.339 know. At this point, I just don't think I'm cut 00:29:03.339 --> 00:29:05.599 out for a relationship. I mean, just the thought 00:29:05.599 --> 00:29:08.599 of having to actually interact with the same 00:29:08.599 --> 00:29:11.180 person on a daily basis, I don't think I could 00:29:11.180 --> 00:29:14.599 do it. And I'll never forget, my dad looked at 00:29:14.599 --> 00:29:17.799 me. and I'm gonna keep this still somewhat anonymous 00:29:17.799 --> 00:29:19.920 but that last boyfriend that I brought up a couple 00:29:19.920 --> 00:29:22.460 of times that was a very very serious relationship 00:29:22.460 --> 00:29:25.660 who I do feel loved me like unconditionally and 00:29:25.660 --> 00:29:28.259 I had never felt that before his name was Dave 00:29:28.259 --> 00:29:31.140 but he lives in another state so my dad said 00:29:31.140 --> 00:29:35.559 whoa whoa whoa Zib so you're telling me if I 00:29:35.559 --> 00:29:39.539 got you a Dave in the state of New Jersey you 00:29:39.539 --> 00:29:43.759 wouldn't be open to that? And I was like, I don't 00:29:43.759 --> 00:29:48.259 know, Dad, I don't know. But it turns out Mr. 00:29:49.059 --> 00:29:55.619 David lives in New Jersey. I will leave everyone 00:29:55.619 --> 00:29:59.299 with that. I hope you guys are having a great 00:29:59.299 --> 00:30:01.579 Friday if I end up putting this out today, which 00:30:01.579 --> 00:30:05.329 I think I will. We're about to go on a weekend. 00:30:05.529 --> 00:30:08.109 I know it's gonna be super cold out, but let's 00:30:08.109 --> 00:30:10.410 all just enjoy it the best that we can. It's 00:30:10.410 --> 00:30:13.190 a great weekend for pajamas and movies. Parker's 00:30:13.190 --> 00:30:14.990 already asking me, mommy, what are we gonna door 00:30:14.990 --> 00:30:19.430 dash? Let's just enjoy life and let's just remember 00:30:19.430 --> 00:30:22.890 things could be worse. You could be out with 00:30:22.890 --> 00:30:25.390 a guy that's telling you his soon -to -be ex 00:30:25.390 --> 00:30:29.009 -wife, who's showing her butt crack, is gonna, 00:30:29.410 --> 00:30:33.150 you know. Pan up some filet mignons for you guys 00:30:33.150 --> 00:30:36.730 before you sit on the couch and watch national 00:30:36.730 --> 00:30:42.369 lampoons Christmas fucking vacation Alright guys, 00:30:42.609 --> 00:30:46.609 peace out. Love ya. Hang on to hope everyone 00:30:46.609 --> 00:30:52.230 hang on one two three four pain ends