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Strap season, you know, I'm doing whatever it

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takes put out never hitting the brace getting

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the medals. I'm ready to race Yeah, yeah, yeah

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time to get it on life is not a dash live it

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like a marathon who ready? Welcome to not another

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running podcast. I am your host line six. This

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episode is a recap of my Rome Marathon experience.

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So this marathon was special for me for two reasons.

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Reason one, I've always wanted to go to Rome

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and see the Roman Coliseum. Reason two, I got

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a chance to run a marathon or at least run the

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same marathon at the same time with my son. So

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that was awesome. So race morning, we get up,

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get dressed, make sure we have our race field,

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and head out the door. Our hotel was maybe a

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mile away from where the start was. And so him

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and I were just walking and we're talking. And

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I think he was a little bit excited and nervous.

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I really couldn't gauge his mind state. He just

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kept saying, bro, I can't wait, man. I'm ready.

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And I was like, hey, dude, just chill, man. Go

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out there and have fun, man. There ain't no pressure.

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At some point in time, you're going to feel it.

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But that's what keeps you coming back for more

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in the marathon is that pain and overcoming it.

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So we get to the starting area for all the runners

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and stuff. we have to separate because we're

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in two different corrals. Obviously, he's going

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to be in a different corral than me because it's

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his first marathon. So, on our starting bibs,

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they show they have, like, your country flag

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on it, a small little square of your country

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flag, everybody's country flag. And I point to

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his chest, I'm like, hey, dude, Representative

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for America, hold it down for Big Daddy Trump

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and the boys. And he goes his way, I go mine's.

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So I was in the first wave of runners and so

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I started first. The start of this Rome Marathon

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was bonkers, man. As soon as the gun go off and

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you cross that little start mat, a big old cannon

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just goes off and shoots out confetti at you.

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you can't even see in front of you. It's so live.

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Not to mention, out of all the marathons I've

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run, out of the eight I've run, I've never seen,

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from the very start, as soon as you cross the

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start line, each side of the road to be completely

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packed with people cheering like crazy. I didn't

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expect that from this marathon. Simply because

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it's not a world major and every time I watch

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the marathon on YouTube I've never seen the crowds

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like that on the on the sides in the very beginning

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of the race I mean for that matter it always

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the videos on YouTube It looks like it's a pretty

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dead marathon as far as crowd support, but Yeah,

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YouTube don't give it justice man. I'm gonna

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just tell you that straight up right now So the

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race starts and Starts off on cobblestone, of

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course when Rome cobblestone two and two together

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But I Mean it wasn't The cobblestone wasn't too

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overbearing I remember looking down at my watch

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thinking that I was gonna be running a lot slower

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than I was because it was on cobblestone and

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I was still right at the pace that I wanted to

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start the race at and run it so we're taking

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off the miles and I'm thinking, man, this is

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wild, dude. Like, it doesn't even feel like I'm

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running at the pace that I'm running at. It was

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like a complete outer body experience. I mean,

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it was so crazy. I was sitting here just randomly

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in my Tourette's bag yelling out random stuff.

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I was like just, I couldn't believe it. Hold

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on, so... Back in 2015 or maybe 16, there was

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this game my wife and I used to play called Assassin's

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Creed Odyssey. And it took place in Rome. And

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some of the armor you could get, there were these

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little skirts. Well, there was, you know, little

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Roman warrior skirts. It was those. And we had

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this little inside joke. Anytime one of us would

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get a skirt, one of the little armor skirts,

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we would say, Girlfriend got a new skirt. So,

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randomly I'm sitting here running and that's

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what pops in my head and that's what I'm randomly

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saying. I'm like, hey, girlfriend got a new skirt.

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I mean, to the top of my lungs, I'm sure the

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people beside me is like, what's wrong with this

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crazy American? But I mean, it was a whole vibe

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out there for me. I couldn't believe, like I

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said, I never had a run. a race where I was on

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autopilot like that. And I'm sitting there thinking

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like, bruh, you is really out here sliding, man.

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Like, for real, for real. And so, in one of my

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earlier podcasts, the one where we were talking

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about music, I had spoke of the marathon monster

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always coming to collect at some point in time.

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Well for me he didn't come to collect this race

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it was the poop emoji monster they came to collect

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for me So I'm running and all of a sudden I start

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feeling some serious GI discomfort, and I'm like

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ah man well just Keep running You'll be straight

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due to it subside because I've never experienced

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that in the race before I hope It wasn't going

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away. So then I had to stop it. I mean new fear

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unlocked I Like I'm one of these type of people

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that I try I would say I'll be convinced on mine

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it Something isn't necessary in the end. I always

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get bitten to tell because later on I find out

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yeah, it was necessary and When I run marathons

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prior to this, I would always think like Who

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the hell? it's going to stop the use of Porter

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John while they're running. I'm just going to

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pee on myself, to be honest with you. And so

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I never understood that. Well, thankfully, people

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that put on races don't have the same thought

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process that my ignorant self had then, because

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otherwise I would have been a meme on something.

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So anyway. I jumped into Porta John, lost about

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three minutes and 47 seconds. Now, I'm sure all

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of you runners out there, you know, they always

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say, never try to make up time that you lose.

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Meaning, like, don't storm out the gate and try

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to recoup that time. And I knew it. While I was

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in the Porta John, I'm like, all right, when

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I get done, I'm just going to ease back into

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my pace. I'm going to slow it. Nope. I busted

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out that door like Superman and took off. I looked

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down on my watch. I'm like going at a 430 pace.

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And then, so finally, the mile subsides and goes

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through, and it's like a 907 mile. And I'm like,

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oh, man, dude, I'm like three minutes behind

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my goal pace for this race. Like, oh, well, you

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know, we just going to keep pushing hard. But

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like I stated earlier, Rome has a lot of cobblestone.

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And that cobblestone is real uneven and it's

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hard. It's harder than asphalt. And so in the

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beginning, I said it wasn't too big of a deal,

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but I was running with people that was around

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the same speed as me and that was in that pace

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mindset. And the adrenaline was, I don't even

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want to say the adrenaline, it was just in a

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complete flow state. The potty break, it disrupted

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my flow state. But anyway, getting on this cobblestone

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and it's like super uneven and weird. So, naturally

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I'm slowing down because I'm not trying to twist

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ankle and fall. I mean, I already don't have

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the best proprioception as it is. It was like

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being on the trails and that's one of the reasons

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why I don't do the trails. A, I'm a brother and

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I don't do wildlife. And B, there was no nutritional

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value for me to be out there tripping and falling,

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just to be running at like a 20 minute pace.

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Because on them trails, you're going to be out

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there running slow. You just got to be one of

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them types of people that is really in tune with

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nature and really understands trail running.

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Because I did it one time with some dudes from

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Strava, and I was like, Nah, I'm cool. I'ma stick

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to the roads. Well, that cobblestone, for me,

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was like them trails. It was just too uneven.

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So I would get on a patch of cobblestone, and

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my pace would slow down into like the sevens.

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And then I'd get off the cobblestone, and then

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have to speed back up to, you know, and it was

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just like, I'm taking off 607 miles, 615 miles,

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and I'm realizing like, Bruh, these is the paces

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that you are gonna be running without that bathroom

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break. You ain't about to get through it and

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make up that time. You might as well just sit

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back and chill and then enjoy this marathon.

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You in Rome. You ain't a pro. You ain't getting

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paid. Sit back and just chill. So yeah, I made

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a business decision and I said It was always

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a dream of mine to come here I'm gonna actually

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sit back slow down and take it all in and that's

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pretty much what I did I Literally just started

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coasting. I mean I was still running a Good a

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good pace, but it wasn't I wasn't racing no more.

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I wasn't going for a PR. I was actually as they

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say, smelling the roses. I'm kind of glad I did,

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because I'd probably never go back to Rome again.

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I mean, I didn't too much like the food. I think

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that's something else that caused the GI issues.

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Simply, their food, they're so different. Like

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me, anybody that know me know most days of the

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week, Monday through, or Sunday through, through

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Friday, I eat like a monk. And I say every three

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Saturdays a month, I'll have a cheat day where

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I'll sit there and go on a Reese's Peanut Butter

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Cup bender. I may have a pizza, or I might go

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to Taco Bell and have some Taco Bells. So when

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I do go to marathons and travel, It's not. It's

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weird for me the days prior because I don't consume

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junk. Like I say, anybody who knows me know I

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literally eat the same thing every day for breakfast,

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for lunch. Only meal that's different for me

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on the day -to -day basis is dinner. But aside

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from that, I don't deter from anything. It's

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just, for me, it's just easier that way. I just

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have my system. I don't have to think. That's

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one less thing to think about. Like, food is...

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It's for nourishment. It's not for enjoyment.

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That's what I tell myself. The three weeks that

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I'm going strong throughout the week, and then

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that one Saturday a month, sometimes two Saturdays

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a month, it becomes enjoyment. But for the most

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part, that's just what it is. It's fuel. Nothing

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more, nothing less. And so I think you tie that

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into, oh, and not to mention I'm a vegetarian,

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so. When you're a vegetarian or a vegan, the

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foods that you can get places is very limited

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per se. And so out here in America, I know for

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sure Burger King, they have an Impossible Burger

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and French fries. That's my go -to meal the night

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before any race is a hamburger and French fry.

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That's just my thing. And so in the States, it's

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the same thing. The night before a marathon,

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I'm going to Burger King and getting an Impossible

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Whopper and a large fry that just no fell. Well,

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in Rome, they have Burger King, and they have

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Impossible Whopper, and they have french fries.

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But anybody know, food in America is a lot different

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than foods in other countries like... We Americans,

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we put a lot of fillers and a lot of junk in

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our food, and that's why it tastes so much better

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than everybody else's food. It's so synthetic,

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I guess you would call it. Like, they trying

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to kill us slowly out here, for real. But, I

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mean, it's just different. Like, the Burger King

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in Rome, so my Whopper has always been the same.

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Ketchup, pickles, and mayonnaise. as always,

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that that's the only sandwich or any time I only

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time I eat mayonnaise is on a Whopper. I don't

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know. It's weird. It's been like that since I

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was a kid. And I noticed while eating this Impossible

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Whopper in Rome, I'm like, dude, this mayonnaise

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is so much more refined. It's so much more of

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a pure flavor. It's like. having a high -end

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chocolate, I just want a Reese's Peanut Butter

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Cup, man. I don't need all that fancy Godiva

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chocolate. I don't like that. I'm just a simple

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dude. Just give me the... And so I was thinking,

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like, it's not that this is nasty. It's just

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too simplified for me. Like I said, in America,

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we got all these artificial sweeteners and GMOs

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or whatever you want to call it in our food.

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And so it's just different and... I think the

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smoothness of the foods in other countries made

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me a little more regular than I normally would

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be in America. And so, like I said, I didn't

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expect that, and that's what caught me off guard

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from that standpoint. But at the end of the day,

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man, no excuses, because the fact of the matter

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is this. If you have a goal time, a goal race

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time, and you don't meet it, It ain't that situation,

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the cramps, or in my case, the potty break that

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caused it. It's a simple fact that I just wasn't

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good enough. Because if I was good enough, and

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I was in the proper shape that I should have

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been in for that marathon, making up three minutes

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really shouldn't have been a problem, even on

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cobblestone. I mean, let's be honest here. You

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should never go to a race. in the exact fitness

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for the exact time you want, you should always

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be able to have a buffer. And I just wasn't in

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the proper shape. I was in the right shape for

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it, but I wasn't in the proper shape to have

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a buffer for it. And so, I mean, don't look at

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the poop emoji monsters being the reason why

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I didn't run the time I was hoping to run. Look

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at it as I just wasn't good enough yet. But that

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don't mean I'ma quit. I'ma keep on grinding.

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I mean, come on, man. I've been grinding this

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marathon since 2023. And anybody that know me

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know, when I set goals, the goals I set, I set

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them to a point to where if I go up to bat 10

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times, I'ma strike out seven times. You know,

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I'm not gonna set a goal that if I go up to bat

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I'm only strike out three times now I wanted

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to strike out seven times because if I'm aiming

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for the galaxy and only reach the clouds That's

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better than if I was aiming for the clouds and

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only reach the top of my roof on my on my home

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and Not to mention when you set those lofty lofty

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goals like that. It does something to you when

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you out there and you feel some pain or something

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hurts and you want to slow down or you don't

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want to get up and train, you remember what you

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are trying to achieve is so inconceivable. If

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you take this off -ramp out, there's no way in

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hell you're going to achieve that goal. And so...

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Yeah, I mean, for this marathon, I really didn't

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have a goal per se. I was just, in my mind, I

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was like, you know what? I need to break 240.

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It's not a hard time to break. I just need to

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do it. And so that was what my intent was. All

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the metrics, everything I've done prior to that,

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240 was an issue. And up into that, it was an

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issue. But like I said, was a contingency that

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I just didn't account for and Yeah, you just

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can't sit there and make no excuses you just

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got a Charlie Mike continued admission and Yeah,

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I mean I'm not tripping there's there's many

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more marathons and Like it can't it can't get

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any worse I mean And what I've done running in

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the amount of time I've done, I'm pretty proud

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of that, man. I'm actually really proud of it.

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And the way I see it, if I wasn't always setting

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these lofty goals, I wouldn't be where I'm at

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right now as a runner. And so, I mean, you can't

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fear failure. I mean, failure is a man's greatest

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stepping stones. I always say that. And I mean...

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Honestly, I don't even really think of this as

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failure. Running 26 .2 miles at the paces that

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we as runners and the goals that everybody set

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for themselves, it's not an easy thing to do.

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It takes practice. It takes patience. It takes

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consistency. And I mean, like I said, I'm stubborn,

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man. I'm not about to give up. I mean... Just

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like with this whole podcasting thing, I'm more

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of an introvert. I'm not a very social dude,

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so this is outside of my element. And for me,

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this is harder than running the marathon, because

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A, I don't like my voice, and yeah, talking to

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people just ain't really my thing. So I crossed

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the finish line on the marathon in two hours

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and 47 minutes. Man. That number just loves me.

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I finished the New York Marathon in this time.

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I finished one of my Cap City Marathons. I finished

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it in this time. It's like 247, like 247. That

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must be my lucky number. I need to go play the

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lottery and have that number in there somewhere,

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because I keep running this time no matter what.

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I'm like, man, bro. I would have been happier

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if it would have been a... 250, at least I would

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have known that I ain't got some... What's that

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little dude's name that be talking about his

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gold in the movie? Leprechaun. I ain't got some

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Leprechaun putting a hex on me or nothing like

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that. But, oh, and you know what else is tight

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about the Rome Marathon is they hand you these

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little cartons of water. Like, there's cups with

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the salt drink stuff and there's cups with the

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water, but then they hand you these little cute

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cartons of water. And I'm like... So I'm going

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to be honest with you, I was just grabbing them

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jokers sometimes just to grab them because I

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thought it was so cool just to have a cart in

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the water. But I had fun, man. It was live, man.

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So I crossed the finish line, get my medal, and

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then I'm going to chill to go watch my son cross.

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And so immediately, first thing I do, I get across

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the finish line. I take another potty break and

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then I go meet up with my wife. I'm like, hey,

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how is Iverson doing? She's like, he's actually

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doing really well. He's keeping a good pace like

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you told him. I'm like, OK, cool. So go try to

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find somewhere to sit down. And that was a bad

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idea. I sit on the side of a curb because he

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was still like an hour and a half from being

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done. And then I start cramping up. So I'm laying

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on the side of the ground. Ah! yelling and everybody

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looking at me and the back of my legs is cramping

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and stuff like that. And then my shoulders start

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cramping and just all kind of cramp. Mind you,

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I didn't even really run this marathon that hard.

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But that's what I'm telling you, man. Like 26

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.2 miles is 26 .2 miles, man. It's gonna hurt

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you, man. I don't, if you walk it, you gonna

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feel it, man. My body was just like, nah, man,

00:22:59.269 --> 00:23:02.150
get up. So I'm sitting here, and I finally am

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cramping in. I'm like reaching up to my wife

00:23:06.009 --> 00:23:08.910
like, pick me up. I can't stand up on my own.

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So she picked me up. And then I get like super

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cold. So at the end of every race, I always have

00:23:16.609 --> 00:23:20.349
her bring me a long sleeve. And so that long

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sleeve wasn't cutting the mustard. So then in

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her bag, she had my son's hoodie. And I'm like,

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yep. Give me that. He don't know what to do with

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that. Give me that. So I took that sweater, put

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it on, and I'm standing there watching. I'm looking

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at his times. I'm like, yeah, this dude, he's

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running. He's on pace to finishing three hours

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and 45 minutes. And so then it's getting time

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for him to finish. And I'm looking at the thing,

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and it's 3 .48, 3 .49. And on the little ticker

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on the app, he's not moving. I'm like. bruh,

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this dude better not have tapped out at like

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mile 25. Like, what is taking bruh so long? Then

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finally, like, four hours, and I'm like, oh,

00:24:07.480 --> 00:24:10.039
man, come on, Iverson, let's go, buddy. You can

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do this. And then I see him, and he's so excited.

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We watch an anime. It's called Naruto. It's probably

00:24:17.200 --> 00:24:19.539
my favorite anime, because it's got my favorite

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character named Itachi on there. And they do

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these things with their hands called Jitsu. And

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I see him running, and he starts weaving these

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Jitsu's. And I was like, ooh, I see you, Iris,

00:24:30.779 --> 00:24:33.299
and weaving that Jitsu like a true player, man.

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And then he put his arms back, how they run in

00:24:37.279 --> 00:24:39.880
Asian animes with their arms backwards. And he

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crossed the finish line. I'm just thinking, like,

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I'm just proud, man, because that dude, man,

00:24:46.079 --> 00:24:49.049
he didn't. He didn't take it seriously. He didn't

00:24:49.049 --> 00:24:51.890
train. He still bust out a four -hour and one

00:24:51.890 --> 00:24:56.609
-minute marathon like a boss, man. And so that

00:24:56.609 --> 00:25:02.549
was just the highlight, man, to see my mini -me

00:25:02.549 --> 00:25:06.930
just roll out of bed pretty much and go boss

00:25:06.930 --> 00:25:09.960
up on a marathon like that. I mean... That's

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cold, man. I think the average finish time for

00:25:12.720 --> 00:25:16.440
a marathon is like five hours, man. So in his

00:25:16.440 --> 00:25:22.019
first marathon with zero training, I mean, he

00:25:22.019 --> 00:25:25.660
did one 16 -mile run with me, but just zero training

00:25:25.660 --> 00:25:29.940
to bust out that time. I mean, the boy's a chip

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off the block. What can I say, man? I mean, we

00:25:33.799 --> 00:25:40.099
just nice out here, man. We just nice. So he

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get his medal, get mines, and I'm waiting for

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him. I'm like, bruh, like, get up here, because

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I'm ready to go back to the hotel and lay down.

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And he's in a frenzy, you know, wanting to sit

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there and fellowship with everybody at the finish

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line and stuff. So I finally tell him, like,

00:26:02.960 --> 00:26:04.460
hey, I'm heading back to the hotel. We heading

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back to the hotel. He's like, yeah, go ahead.

00:26:07.160 --> 00:26:11.390
I'm going to catch an Uber. That's crazy that

00:26:11.390 --> 00:26:14.950
other countries have Uber. That blew my mind,

00:26:15.309 --> 00:26:21.210
too. So yeah, man, that was my Rome Marathon

00:26:21.210 --> 00:26:24.670
experience. Got a chance to run it with my son.

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Got a chance to see the Roman Coliseum. I mean,

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seeing the Roman Coliseum was one of my five

00:26:34.109 --> 00:26:38.640
lifelong goals. I only have one left. I mean,

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I feel like I've completed the main quest in

00:26:43.500 --> 00:26:48.039
life, man. I mean, to have those dreams as a

00:26:48.039 --> 00:26:51.599
kid and stuff and to fulfill those dreams is

00:26:51.599 --> 00:26:56.380
just, yeah. A week later, I still sit here and

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I just think, like, I'm not sad, but I just feel

00:27:02.839 --> 00:27:07.089
like... a loss in the sense that like I was really

00:27:07.089 --> 00:27:10.150
at the Coliseum and I really ran the Rome Marathon

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and now it's over. Hey, thanks for listening

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to me. I'm out.
