WEBVTT 00:00:09.800 --> 00:00:13.980 Welcome to Roll for Heresy, with Walton playing 00:00:13.980 --> 00:00:18.600 Chet, Cliff playing Francisco, Tim playing Squigs, 00:00:19.059 --> 00:00:23.679 and Kevin playing everyone else. Last time, the 00:00:23.679 --> 00:00:25.780 group recovered from their fight with the Strange 00:00:25.780 --> 00:00:28.839 Monkeys by enlightening Francisco about the Astra 00:00:28.839 --> 00:00:32.299 Militarum, found a strange camp deep in the jungle, 00:00:32.840 --> 00:00:35.640 and ended up captured by its inhabitants. Alright, 00:00:35.960 --> 00:00:43.240 alright. You let me know if I can shift it. No. 00:00:44.039 --> 00:00:46.960 No, actually, I rolled really good. You got obliterated. 00:00:47.679 --> 00:00:51.759 Ah, fuck. Fuck every single duck. Sorry. I just 00:00:51.759 --> 00:00:57.700 rolled four sixes. Oh. I got eight successes. 00:00:59.380 --> 00:01:02.200 Oh, well, I guess you can shift to glory if you 00:01:02.200 --> 00:01:05.519 want. I can shift to ruin. You're right. I sure 00:01:05.519 --> 00:01:09.760 will. You probably should. Yep. because I'm going 00:01:09.760 --> 00:01:13.760 to ruin your day, boy. You already did. So in 00:01:13.760 --> 00:01:18.920 the woods, unlike Chet, who got a small inkling 00:01:18.920 --> 00:01:23.099 and like managed to turn around, you're just 00:01:23.099 --> 00:01:26.299 you're so concentrated, like you're aware, but 00:01:26.299 --> 00:01:28.099 you're worried. You're like, oh, I'm listening 00:01:28.099 --> 00:01:29.560 for the shootout. Like, I know they're going 00:01:29.560 --> 00:01:31.840 to like something bad is going to happen. And 00:01:31.840 --> 00:01:33.599 as soon as that thought clicks into the back 00:01:33.599 --> 00:01:37.500 of your head, you feel multiple spears poking 00:01:37.500 --> 00:01:50.829 into your back. Hello, whoever that is. How are 00:01:50.829 --> 00:01:55.549 you? You having a nice evening in the terrible 00:01:55.549 --> 00:02:00.269 jungle? I'm just like, yeah, like kind of my 00:02:00.269 --> 00:02:06.950 hands are up. No, no talk. Go. And he like pokes 00:02:06.950 --> 00:02:13.050 you towards the village. Slow. OK. Okay, okay, 00:02:13.050 --> 00:02:16.469 it's all good here. I'm not even turning around 00:02:16.469 --> 00:02:25.129 like I'm just Squigs has been in like Being taken 00:02:25.129 --> 00:02:28.189 hostage before so he's just like all right. We're 00:02:28.189 --> 00:02:30.669 talking. They're not stabbing. We're already 00:02:30.669 --> 00:02:34.009 We're already above where things could be like 00:02:34.009 --> 00:02:40.169 we're good. Just Just being compliant Good good 00:02:41.369 --> 00:02:45.189 Now I shall activate this ha ha ha Fuck I feel 00:02:45.189 --> 00:02:47.710 activated you all shall warp to the map I have 00:02:47.710 --> 00:02:51.949 loaded This is a cool -looking village can't 00:02:51.949 --> 00:02:53.370 tell me when you guys can print this from the 00:02:53.370 --> 00:02:59.909 Ewoks. Yeah, I think it's a yay So this is this 00:02:59.909 --> 00:03:03.849 is a complete picture of what Chet and Francisco 00:03:03.849 --> 00:03:08.030 saw Like they obviously take you went as they 00:03:08.030 --> 00:03:11.479 take you they take you on this path that is lined 00:03:11.479 --> 00:03:14.379 with the luminescent moss that's like very clearly 00:03:14.379 --> 00:03:18.879 their main path into the village you know Chet 00:03:18.879 --> 00:03:22.659 and Francisco you arrive first and it's very 00:03:22.659 --> 00:03:27.379 clear that you know they're waiting and a couple 00:03:27.379 --> 00:03:31.860 minutes later Francisco with his like eyes forward 00:03:31.860 --> 00:03:35.340 and hands up kind of like walks forward you see 00:03:35.340 --> 00:03:39.039 Chet and Francisco sitting there I'm sorry Yes, 00:03:39.060 --> 00:03:43.060 chant Francisco are sitting there squigs is Got 00:03:43.060 --> 00:03:46.780 his hands up eyes forward you all meet each other's 00:03:46.780 --> 00:03:51.319 gaze and realize you've been caught All right, 00:03:51.719 --> 00:03:56.900 so is this This is like a treetop village Yeah, 00:03:59.219 --> 00:04:03.990 it's like a There are multiple paths to get to 00:04:03.990 --> 00:04:06.810 each little section. There are rope bridges connecting 00:04:06.810 --> 00:04:10.669 each section There is hustle there is bustle 00:04:10.669 --> 00:04:14.430 as you approach it gets a little hurried and 00:04:14.430 --> 00:04:19.449 quiet as like you know The big ones the small 00:04:19.449 --> 00:04:21.910 ones. They're all rushing around the small ones 00:04:21.910 --> 00:04:26.029 kind of get hurried off into the distance You 00:04:26.029 --> 00:04:28.410 know you see the main fire you can very clearly 00:04:28.410 --> 00:04:33.269 see like primitive canoes There's lots of spears, 00:04:33.370 --> 00:04:36.209 bows, everything you could think of. It's obvious 00:04:36.209 --> 00:04:40.290 that this is a self -contained little dwelling. 00:04:42.790 --> 00:04:46.050 Well, this is cute. It's a good sign they've 00:04:46.050 --> 00:04:49.529 been able to survive in the jungle for, I assume, 00:04:49.529 --> 00:04:53.730 a long time. Yeah, probably by sneaking up on 00:04:53.730 --> 00:04:55.389 people in the middle of the night and eating 00:04:55.389 --> 00:05:02.519 them. Yeah. Can't wait to eat you guys. All right, 00:05:02.519 --> 00:05:05.040 the big big Jemoke said he wasn't gonna eat me 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:06.759 But I don't put much stock in that right now 00:05:06.759 --> 00:05:09.899 because you know now I can do anything about 00:05:09.899 --> 00:05:15.000 it. What? This thing stand out to me like I just 00:05:15.000 --> 00:05:18.040 kind of want to take this in as I walk through 00:05:18.040 --> 00:05:23.660 Though the wood some some wood looks new but 00:05:23.660 --> 00:05:29.259 some wood looks very old the oldest Looks kind 00:05:29.259 --> 00:05:33.699 of like a shrine You see a carved effigy and 00:05:33.699 --> 00:05:36.800 you kind of just like you know, the look of worn 00:05:36.800 --> 00:05:42.740 and aged area It is where it is in the corner 00:05:42.740 --> 00:05:47.060 Like as you approach as the X they're ushering 00:05:47.060 --> 00:05:49.839 you to the back of the village Yeah, I don't 00:05:49.839 --> 00:05:53.279 know if you can see the map Where my ping is 00:05:53.279 --> 00:05:57.740 they're ushering you up into this? Where there 00:05:57.740 --> 00:06:01.750 is a larger section It is in the upper middle 00:06:01.750 --> 00:06:07.370 of the village it has kind of Where everything 00:06:07.370 --> 00:06:11.269 here is like one story area or pavilion? Yeah, 00:06:11.269 --> 00:06:15.029 this is a pavilion. It's got multiple stories 00:06:15.029 --> 00:06:19.110 It's extra fancy. You kind of feel like this 00:06:19.110 --> 00:06:23.750 is the main hall Or maybe the place where someone 00:06:23.750 --> 00:06:27.709 important is gathered Other than that you can 00:06:27.709 --> 00:06:32.930 see like like Places you can assume or you know 00:06:32.930 --> 00:06:35.050 have like store houses kind of like there's a 00:06:35.050 --> 00:06:41.149 silo the tracks So what you'd expect from a regular 00:06:41.149 --> 00:06:45.329 village, but it's like it's put up all Yeah, 00:06:45.329 --> 00:06:47.449 the trees and yes, I got all in the tickets what 00:06:47.449 --> 00:06:49.329 looks like a big meeting house yeah, and they're 00:06:49.329 --> 00:06:55.829 taking exactly All right, would you guys like 00:06:55.829 --> 00:06:58.850 to do anything or I will say that the village 00:06:59.040 --> 00:07:05.560 is very populated. Chet would like to kind of 00:07:05.560 --> 00:07:07.720 look and see if he can see anybody in charge 00:07:07.720 --> 00:07:10.220 or talk to the guy that had the arrow pointed 00:07:10.220 --> 00:07:14.019 at him. Like, hey, can you take us to your boss 00:07:14.019 --> 00:07:17.540 person, your chief? You got a chief around or 00:07:17.540 --> 00:07:21.060 is this some sort of democratic situation? It's 00:07:21.060 --> 00:07:29.279 like a council or something? Yes. Walk. Nah, 00:07:29.500 --> 00:07:30.639 alright, alright, he ain't got to be rude about 00:07:30.639 --> 00:07:35.339 it, I'm going. And he'll walk wherever he's leading 00:07:35.339 --> 00:07:38.000 him. I'm assuming deeper into the camp. Yeah, 00:07:38.579 --> 00:07:41.360 so I'm gonna put you guys... I'm trying to make 00:07:41.360 --> 00:07:47.480 the map make a little sense here. I didn't have 00:07:47.480 --> 00:07:51.220 it make a little bit as I reorganized the tokens. 00:07:51.379 --> 00:07:55.139 You guys are all on the first floor. Makes sense. 00:07:55.660 --> 00:07:59.310 Yeah, let me... break out the description for 00:07:59.310 --> 00:08:02.290 the little hall you walk in. So you're walking 00:08:02.290 --> 00:08:09.230 through this village. You go into this hall. 00:08:11.310 --> 00:08:16.069 You see intricately carved ancient weathered 00:08:16.069 --> 00:08:20.430 trees with swirling depictions of some sort of 00:08:20.430 --> 00:08:25.209 lore. Like you see carvings. Right now it's very 00:08:25.209 --> 00:08:28.720 dark. And all the figures, I didn't describe 00:08:28.720 --> 00:08:30.779 them because you can't really see them. They're 00:08:30.779 --> 00:08:35.919 kind of cloaked just like you are. You know, 00:08:36.179 --> 00:08:41.940 you hear like that soft rhythmic drumming. You 00:08:41.940 --> 00:08:49.259 smell like clay burning in furnaces. You get 00:08:49.259 --> 00:08:54.320 the spices of cooking. You know, everything is 00:08:54.320 --> 00:08:57.580 coming out of this place. And in the center, 00:08:57.980 --> 00:09:03.639 sits a very large, very tall creature. And as 00:09:03.639 --> 00:09:06.779 you enter, it is well lit in here. And you can 00:09:06.779 --> 00:09:12.080 now see them. Sorry, I have so many little snippets. 00:09:13.059 --> 00:09:16.440 You're fine. You're fine. And it's a gene stealer. 00:09:19.159 --> 00:09:23.580 You see him neck deep in a pile of Levi's. Oh, 00:09:23.580 --> 00:09:29.899 my God. Get out. No, I refuse a Wrangler his 00:09:29.899 --> 00:09:33.279 name is Wrangler. Um, no, it's not uh He said 00:09:33.279 --> 00:09:35.580 it's not even a stealer. He's just Jean Wrangler. 00:09:36.299 --> 00:09:41.759 I Hate all of you. All right, so you see everyone 00:09:41.759 --> 00:09:45.860 is bipedal they have a slender sinew in flame 00:09:45.860 --> 00:09:52.460 and as he stands you see he's cloaked in iridescent 00:09:52.460 --> 00:09:59.070 scales that catch the Bits of fire that flicker 00:09:59.070 --> 00:10:02.129 off the various torches and the main bonfire 00:10:02.129 --> 00:10:05.710 in the center they have high cheekbones and almond 00:10:05.710 --> 00:10:11.009 -shaped eyes and This one his eyes seem to glow 00:10:11.009 --> 00:10:18.389 a little luminescence if you will they have elongated 00:10:18.389 --> 00:10:22.269 pointy ears that taper like delicate leaves of 00:10:22.269 --> 00:10:27.149 the jungle They have a long, supple tail that 00:10:27.149 --> 00:10:34.570 they unfurl as you approach. What the fuck? All 00:10:34.570 --> 00:10:36.389 right. You're taking me in a couple of places 00:10:36.389 --> 00:10:38.389 because you sounded like an Eldar for a second, 00:10:38.450 --> 00:10:41.190 and then you said tail. I don't know what the 00:10:41.190 --> 00:10:43.850 hell we're dealing with here. But did you say 00:10:43.850 --> 00:10:46.990 they have scales, but they have pointed ears? 00:10:48.129 --> 00:10:51.190 So did you say that it looked like he was kind 00:10:51.190 --> 00:10:54.230 of had like a reflective sheen to him? Yeah. 00:10:54.409 --> 00:10:56.470 Or am I making that up? No, I said it. Like iridescent 00:10:56.470 --> 00:11:00.929 scales. Like lizard scales. Oh, okay. So, this 00:11:00.929 --> 00:11:02.769 probably wouldn't be the guy that was watching 00:11:02.769 --> 00:11:06.509 us in the trees then. You never actually saw 00:11:06.509 --> 00:11:08.370 that guy, so you'd have no idea. Ah, that's true. 00:11:08.450 --> 00:11:15.210 I never saw him. Alright. Oh. Never mind. And 00:11:15.210 --> 00:11:18.429 Chet. Chet will look at him. It's a guy. I'm 00:11:18.429 --> 00:11:22.450 guessing you're in charge. You're big chief around 00:11:22.450 --> 00:11:30.919 here. he steps forward yes I am the chief please 00:11:30.919 --> 00:11:36.340 wait one moment and he points at one he says 00:11:36.340 --> 00:11:38.779 hmm and they say something in some language you 00:11:38.779 --> 00:11:42.000 don't understand and the one in the back walks 00:11:42.000 --> 00:11:46.179 away a few moment laters few moments later comes 00:11:46.179 --> 00:11:51.899 back with a someone you recognize yet another 00:11:52.409 --> 00:11:57.830 Jungle fighter They seem to be out of their armor. 00:11:57.830 --> 00:12:02.070 They have no weapons. They're kind of Garbed 00:12:02.070 --> 00:12:05.649 in whatever these guys are clothed in like kind 00:12:05.649 --> 00:12:12.169 of like the traditional Like leaves and leather 00:12:12.169 --> 00:12:17.110 that you would see in a like if you were to make 00:12:17.110 --> 00:12:25.740 clothing out of the land Thompson, is that you? 00:12:26.179 --> 00:12:33.919 You some bitch? Hey, Chet. Yeah, I got captured 00:12:33.919 --> 00:12:37.860 a little while ago. Well, welcome to the club. 00:12:38.039 --> 00:12:40.480 We've been captured, too, you dummy. How long 00:12:40.480 --> 00:12:43.899 you been out here? Oh, I heard you have been 00:12:43.899 --> 00:12:47.519 missing a while ago. Yeah, kind of lost track. 00:12:51.879 --> 00:12:55.820 They found me and they've been making me teach 00:12:55.820 --> 00:13:02.200 them Imperial language Well, you have done a 00:13:02.200 --> 00:13:04.899 pretty good job most of them are well spoken 00:13:04.899 --> 00:13:09.740 But you know, they can you keep me fed fed for 00:13:09.740 --> 00:13:12.860 words Can you get them to let us get us out of 00:13:12.860 --> 00:13:21.720 here or what's going on? I uh Maybe They seem 00:13:21.720 --> 00:13:26.419 to be very open to services that we can provide. 00:13:26.580 --> 00:13:30.519 They haven't killed me yet. I was unconscious 00:13:30.519 --> 00:13:32.539 when they dragged me here. I kind of just woke 00:13:32.539 --> 00:13:40.080 up here. I got hit by a fallen tree. I don't 00:13:40.080 --> 00:13:42.080 know what happened to the rest of my squad. I 00:13:42.080 --> 00:13:44.600 assume they're all dead. Yeah, they're probably 00:13:44.600 --> 00:13:48.779 dead. Yeah, I assume they got eight. Yeah, they 00:13:48.779 --> 00:13:53.059 probably get it yeah, but uh yeah, you know like 00:13:53.059 --> 00:13:58.539 oh Chief Chief well, what would you like for 00:13:58.539 --> 00:14:02.879 me? Do you know these three are they part of 00:14:02.879 --> 00:14:07.299 your clan oh? Yeah, yes, they are yes, they are 00:14:07.299 --> 00:14:10.120 they're very they're very friendly there that 00:14:10.120 --> 00:14:14.679 I know them Especially this one They're they're 00:14:14.679 --> 00:14:23.639 travelers like I was a traveler You three, what 00:14:23.639 --> 00:14:32.679 do you call yourselves? Hello there, Chief. My 00:14:32.679 --> 00:14:35.480 name's Chet Longbottom from the Birmingham Longbottoms. 00:14:35.740 --> 00:14:40.279 Thompson, he knows me. We don't have a name per 00:14:40.279 --> 00:14:45.220 se. We are more of a group of unincorporated... 00:14:46.109 --> 00:14:52.190 Men and ratlings of the Imperium. Of man. And 00:14:52.190 --> 00:14:54.230 Holy God Emperor, bless he on the Golden Throne. 00:14:55.950 --> 00:15:02.350 I have heard of this. Imperium. Interesting. 00:15:03.470 --> 00:15:08.629 There are more of you. Spread throughout the 00:15:08.629 --> 00:15:12.940 stars, if I am to believe. Oh yeah, trillions 00:15:12.940 --> 00:15:15.720 and trillions, an uncountable number of a mass 00:15:15.720 --> 00:15:21.139 of humanity and other incorporated species. Yes. 00:15:22.679 --> 00:15:32.600 It seems we have much learning to do about the 00:15:32.600 --> 00:15:39.159 world and what is beyond. Well, it is funny that 00:15:39.159 --> 00:15:41.460 you mentioned that because that is part of what 00:15:41.460 --> 00:15:48.399 we're here to do. We are here to establish a 00:15:48.399 --> 00:15:52.240 air landing zone so the Imperium can spread further 00:15:52.240 --> 00:15:55.379 and you can learn all about it. I mean, not right 00:15:55.379 --> 00:15:57.220 now because we're tied up, but you know, when 00:15:57.220 --> 00:15:59.340 we're not tied up, that's what we're supposed 00:15:59.340 --> 00:16:10.090 to be doing. It's D. I know not. of landing zone. 00:16:11.169 --> 00:16:20.769 But I understand more of you wish to spread through 00:16:20.769 --> 00:16:27.330 the jungle. Yes, yes, that that would be the 00:16:27.330 --> 00:16:29.929 goal to spread through the jungle and make sure 00:16:29.929 --> 00:16:35.490 it is safe and habitable for all the Imperium's 00:16:35.490 --> 00:16:42.580 citizens. and government functionaries. Interesting. 00:16:42.700 --> 00:16:49.259 Yes, we wish to be... I say we wish to be neighbors, 00:16:49.700 --> 00:16:54.539 really. We have been for some time, but now as 00:16:54.539 --> 00:16:57.100 we move into the jungle, we'd like to live much 00:16:57.100 --> 00:17:02.100 closer. Yeah, we can be friends. Oh, I'm Francisco 00:17:02.100 --> 00:17:10.420 Torrent, is what I'm called. and want lock it 00:17:10.420 --> 00:17:20.259 is good to meet you travelers Francisco and the 00:17:20.259 --> 00:17:27.880 other two I'm done shit that's a that's squigs 00:17:27.880 --> 00:17:34.019 over there form a perfunctory bow Willago McShrater 00:17:34.829 --> 00:17:44.329 Thank you. We have seen a few of your fellow 00:17:44.329 --> 00:17:52.109 Klansmen. First, they were corpses. And we looted 00:17:52.109 --> 00:17:57.490 them. We studied them. Interesting your weapons 00:17:57.490 --> 00:18:05.279 are. And he pulls out a broken las pistol. Yeah, 00:18:05.539 --> 00:18:10.180 we do have interesting weaponry and tools, and 00:18:10.180 --> 00:18:14.599 I'm sure the Imperium would love to set up trade 00:18:14.599 --> 00:18:16.440 with you, if that's something you're interested 00:18:16.440 --> 00:18:20.099 in. I mean, not with us all tied up, of course, 00:18:20.380 --> 00:18:23.099 but if we were able to go back and speak to our 00:18:23.099 --> 00:18:25.160 bosses, I'm sure we could get something arranged, 00:18:25.359 --> 00:18:28.519 where you could get some nice, fancy equipment. 00:18:29.200 --> 00:18:32.769 Maybe raise yourself out of the... rustic standard 00:18:32.769 --> 00:18:35.789 you have going on here. Nothing wrong with it, 00:18:35.990 --> 00:18:42.589 just, you know. Yeah. Yes, these weapons, your 00:18:42.589 --> 00:18:48.349 coverings, they are strong. We would like them. 00:18:49.069 --> 00:18:55.329 We would trade. But how do we know we can trust 00:18:55.329 --> 00:19:00.049 you? Well, I'll tell you. You are still strangers. 00:19:01.589 --> 00:19:03.750 I'll tell you what my daddy told me a long time 00:19:03.750 --> 00:19:05.730 ago. If you give a man your pants You can trust 00:19:05.730 --> 00:19:07.809 him as a friend and I will give you my pants 00:19:07.809 --> 00:19:10.650 right now to establish a bond of trust between 00:19:10.650 --> 00:19:18.890 us That is two pairs of pants friend, yeah two 00:19:18.890 --> 00:19:23.990 pairs of chest pants Quality Imperium pants made 00:19:23.990 --> 00:19:29.730 of fine fibers I take you from the elements take 00:19:29.819 --> 00:19:37.299 your humor as a good sign. However. Oh, yeah, 00:19:37.299 --> 00:19:38.839 that's good. I mean, it's good to think funny, 00:19:38.859 --> 00:19:40.880 but I will give you my pants if you need it. 00:19:41.279 --> 00:19:45.920 You may keep your drapery. Oh, good. OK, I really 00:19:45.920 --> 00:19:49.200 didn't want to take my pants off. You see, it 00:19:49.200 --> 00:19:53.960 was a good thought. There are things in this 00:19:53.960 --> 00:20:03.339 jungle, dangerous things. I do not know if you 00:20:03.339 --> 00:20:10.740 knew, but I believe we are all being watched 00:20:10.740 --> 00:20:17.420 all the time. Our Klansmen go missing every night. 00:20:18.579 --> 00:20:23.079 Strange traps show up in seemingly uninhabited 00:20:23.079 --> 00:20:29.000 parts of the jungle. You, all of you seem powerful. 00:20:30.459 --> 00:20:37.440 If you find the creature and kill it and bring 00:20:37.440 --> 00:20:45.180 me its skull, I will consider this a step of 00:20:45.180 --> 00:20:52.539 goodwill. Then we will let you go so that we 00:20:52.539 --> 00:20:58.859 may trade in the future. Can you speak for your 00:20:58.859 --> 00:21:02.019 betters? Can you speak for your chief back home? 00:21:04.359 --> 00:21:08.819 Uh, absolutely. One hundred percent. I speak 00:21:08.819 --> 00:21:11.160 with the, uh, my friends here. We all speak with 00:21:11.160 --> 00:21:15.119 the word of the, uh, Imperial Guard. And catchin' 00:21:15.200 --> 00:21:18.660 jungle fighters. And, uh, squigs where you work 00:21:18.660 --> 00:21:23.480 at. Oh, I'm just a scribe. And describes the 00:21:23.480 --> 00:21:28.339 Union of the Imperium. Alright. I'm assuming 00:21:28.339 --> 00:21:30.380 you're lying. So I would like you to deceive 00:21:30.380 --> 00:21:36.819 me with the deception roll. Deception. I will 00:21:36.819 --> 00:21:38.759 say you guys are doing great. You locked yourself 00:21:38.759 --> 00:21:42.519 into an execution chat. Pretty good deception. 00:21:43.079 --> 00:21:48.559 I have a six. I'm going to say it's a DN4 because 00:21:48.559 --> 00:21:52.960 it's on the border of challenging. And I think 00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:55.720 I'll use a glory for that. Do it. This seems 00:21:55.720 --> 00:21:59.200 like an important one. Absolutely. So, let's 00:21:59.200 --> 00:22:03.140 see what we got here. Dice don't fuck me. Wow, 00:22:03.660 --> 00:22:07.640 very important that you got that extra die. You 00:22:07.640 --> 00:22:11.500 barely succeed. Yes, barely succeeding is the 00:22:11.500 --> 00:22:15.640 best kind of succeeding. It's technically a success, 00:22:15.839 --> 00:22:20.160 the best kind of succeeding. Yes. Alright, you 00:22:20.160 --> 00:22:26.960 see him ponder for a moment. He begins... trepidatious 00:22:26.960 --> 00:22:35.099 with your words but then as you talk he kind 00:22:35.099 --> 00:22:43.059 of relaxes and walks back and sits down that 00:22:43.059 --> 00:22:51.700 is very good it is nice to meet a representative 00:22:51.700 --> 00:23:03.049 if You killed this creature. And we trade. I 00:23:03.049 --> 00:23:07.589 may secure the safety of my fellow Klansmen. 00:23:09.410 --> 00:23:17.250 From the dangerous jungle. Absolutely. That is 00:23:17.250 --> 00:23:19.809 exactly what I was thinking as well. Because 00:23:19.809 --> 00:23:22.150 not only is the Imperium going to come and help 00:23:22.150 --> 00:23:24.470 you guys out, they're going to help this whole 00:23:24.470 --> 00:23:26.670 planet out. It's going to be great. It's going 00:23:26.670 --> 00:23:27.910 to be nice. It's going to be safe. You're not 00:23:27.910 --> 00:23:31.589 going to worry about any dangerous beasts that 00:23:31.589 --> 00:23:34.470 are setting traps. We're going to clear it all 00:23:34.470 --> 00:23:41.650 up for you. Wonderful. Wonderful. Okay. Well. 00:23:42.990 --> 00:23:48.849 I say. We have a feast. You are now our guests. 00:23:49.930 --> 00:23:54.589 And he walks over. We shall seal this pact between 00:23:54.589 --> 00:24:01.170 us. And he spits in his hand. And it's like a 00:24:01.170 --> 00:24:07.269 weird green globule. And he holds it out. Oh, 00:24:07.309 --> 00:24:08.470 well, good. I thought I was gonna have to kiss 00:24:08.470 --> 00:24:11.650 or something. That'd have been awkward. He spits 00:24:11.650 --> 00:24:14.799 in his hand. Gives him a handshake. Yeah, you 00:24:14.799 --> 00:24:19.599 guys do that forearm handshake. Yeah, you clasp 00:24:19.599 --> 00:24:23.819 forearms. And... Game of Thrones style. Yeah, 00:24:23.960 --> 00:24:28.440 you can feel his nails. You know, you can see 00:24:28.440 --> 00:24:30.920 that like... They're armed with like bows and 00:24:30.920 --> 00:24:33.940 spears, but they're never unarmed. Like, it's 00:24:33.940 --> 00:24:35.980 very clear that they're also very dangerous with 00:24:35.980 --> 00:24:42.759 their claws and their teeth. And... He goes, 00:24:43.700 --> 00:24:54.220 Chet, with this bonding, I enter a pact with 00:24:54.220 --> 00:25:03.339 you. I promise my cooperation. And I promise 00:25:03.339 --> 00:25:09.740 a feast. And then he claps his hands. This night 00:25:09.740 --> 00:25:16.420 we dine. For tomorrow, you may be headed to your 00:25:16.420 --> 00:25:20.940 deaths. Well, at least they're going to feed 00:25:20.940 --> 00:25:22.980 us. Yeah, at least we're going to get something 00:25:22.980 --> 00:25:26.160 to eat. I mean, get the lead with the food. All 00:25:26.160 --> 00:25:28.700 right. He looks around. He begins to shout something 00:25:28.700 --> 00:25:33.500 in a language you don't understand. And then 00:25:33.500 --> 00:25:37.000 the village just breaks out like he very clearly 00:25:37.000 --> 00:25:40.319 gave a command. Everyone hears the chief and 00:25:40.319 --> 00:25:43.650 obeys. So maybe I didn't describe it before, 00:25:44.029 --> 00:25:46.410 but yes, Chet was correct. They tied you up and 00:25:46.410 --> 00:25:48.029 took your weapons. You didn't have a choice, 00:25:48.029 --> 00:25:50.269 so it didn't narratively matter. But it happened. 00:25:51.089 --> 00:25:53.970 But they untied you. Yeah, I should have mentioned 00:25:53.970 --> 00:25:57.630 it. But they took your weapons. They untie you 00:25:57.630 --> 00:26:05.529 as a sign of trust. And they bring you to... 00:26:05.529 --> 00:26:08.009 This is the Great Hall. They bring you to the 00:26:08.009 --> 00:26:11.240 Feasting Hall. We're gonna, we're just gonna 00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:16.019 put you randomly among. Take all of you guys 00:26:16.019 --> 00:26:18.000 and just, you all, everyone crams in here. Look 00:26:18.000 --> 00:26:21.799 at that, beautiful. It makes sense in your mind 00:26:21.799 --> 00:26:25.140 theater not randomly scattered about this map, 00:26:25.480 --> 00:26:30.230 but that's fine. We're in the big hall. We're 00:26:30.230 --> 00:26:32.630 not in, like, the chief's hall. We're now in, 00:26:32.809 --> 00:26:34.970 like, the local... Yeah, you're in, like, the 00:26:34.970 --> 00:26:38.329 cafeteria. Like, communal. Yeah, but it's still 00:26:38.329 --> 00:26:43.450 grand. There's still, you know... There's lots 00:26:43.450 --> 00:26:46.890 of activity. You know, there's lots of food. 00:26:47.309 --> 00:26:50.990 There's lots of energy. You hear the sound, the 00:26:50.990 --> 00:26:57.380 music, the drums. Massive timber beams adorned 00:26:57.380 --> 00:27:01.480 with intricate carvings draped with vibrant trailing 00:27:01.480 --> 00:27:08.140 vines. Rough -hewn tables with platters spread 00:27:08.140 --> 00:27:12.799 merrily amongst the tables almost groaning under 00:27:12.799 --> 00:27:15.920 the weight of this exotic fare. Smoked meats 00:27:15.920 --> 00:27:20.720 spiced with pungent herbs, succulent fruits glazed 00:27:20.720 --> 00:27:24.970 in the dew of the jungle. bundles of aromatic 00:27:24.970 --> 00:27:28.349 roots, releasing this earthy perfume into the 00:27:28.349 --> 00:27:32.509 humid air. The drums beat the steady, hypnotic 00:27:32.509 --> 00:27:35.829 cadence, while the wooden flutes sing an ancient 00:27:35.829 --> 00:27:39.569 melody that echoes to the heartbeat of the wild 00:27:39.569 --> 00:27:44.009 itself. He claps you all on the back, please 00:27:44.009 --> 00:27:50.009 enjoy. Almost kind of a command more than an 00:27:50.009 --> 00:27:54.400 ask or a statement. Chet's mouth is already stuffed 00:27:54.400 --> 00:28:00.319 with food. Oh Yeah, yeah, thank you don't mind 00:28:00.319 --> 00:28:06.920 if I do through this thing like Do I have like 00:28:06.920 --> 00:28:09.940 Who are did it look like there are a lot of things 00:28:09.940 --> 00:28:17.799 like feral? humans mutants God did aliens these 00:28:17.799 --> 00:28:22.519 all look like the chief but in Various degrees 00:28:22.519 --> 00:28:26.140 like they they're all lizard like they have tails 00:28:26.140 --> 00:28:30.079 They have iridescent scales of different colors. 00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:32.920 Some are purple. Some are green. Some are blue 00:28:32.920 --> 00:28:37.619 You know, they have tall slender features they're 00:28:37.619 --> 00:28:41.380 very lanky and thin Almond shaped eyes and they 00:28:41.380 --> 00:28:45.440 all specifically have long pointed ears But they're 00:28:45.440 --> 00:28:49.019 more on the the alien side than the abhuman side 00:28:49.200 --> 00:28:52.200 They do not look yes, I would I would agree with 00:28:52.200 --> 00:28:54.740 that statement. They do not look like they derived 00:28:54.740 --> 00:28:59.319 from humans No one no one mentioned how that 00:28:59.319 --> 00:29:03.519 works out for the imperial gets here. Oh, I was 00:29:03.519 --> 00:29:10.839 keeping my mouth shut Make this jungle safe for 00:29:10.839 --> 00:29:15.359 everyone Yeah, Francisco is definitely 100 % 00:29:15.359 --> 00:29:16.799 certain that we're gonna become great neighbors 00:29:16.799 --> 00:29:33.539 again. It's gonna be a great time He's kind of 00:29:33.539 --> 00:29:36.539 like, you know the planets you you said it the 00:29:36.539 --> 00:29:40.019 planets like just beginning to like be developed 00:29:40.019 --> 00:29:42.200 like they're just like who wants to like we're 00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:44.859 We need Imperial guards. So we'll start gonna 00:29:44.859 --> 00:29:47.980 recruit your people and he's just like This seems 00:29:47.980 --> 00:29:53.759 interesting. I'll join You know exactly how this 00:29:53.759 --> 00:29:55.599 is gonna work out in Francisco's like we're gonna 00:29:55.599 --> 00:30:01.400 be friends. Yeah, I love that you So egalitarian 00:30:01.400 --> 00:30:06.359 If they're egalitarian, they're fair, but yeah, 00:30:06.700 --> 00:30:09.480 no, it's gonna be awesome like we'll be trading 00:30:09.480 --> 00:30:13.299 partners I already see us flying away after the 00:30:13.299 --> 00:30:15.720 mission is over and, like, distracting Francisco. 00:30:16.059 --> 00:30:17.960 Like, look over there! And the bomb falls right 00:30:17.960 --> 00:30:20.180 behind. There's just, like, fuel air bombs going 00:30:20.180 --> 00:30:22.579 off behind us. Like, this is the worst part of 00:30:22.579 --> 00:30:27.019 NOM yet. He's like, ooh, a flower! Why'd it get 00:30:27.019 --> 00:30:30.019 so hot? 100 % Francisco is going to get up and 00:30:30.019 --> 00:30:34.259 start dancing with the native people here and 00:30:34.259 --> 00:30:36.839 just have a great time at the feast. He's just 00:30:36.839 --> 00:30:39.180 like, wow, so many new friends that I get to 00:30:39.180 --> 00:30:41.650 make. So he's just like... muddles along with 00:30:41.650 --> 00:30:43.509 the drum beats or whatever's happening. One of 00:30:43.509 --> 00:30:47.549 them, like, begins to, like, dance with you and 00:30:47.549 --> 00:30:49.789 then pick up a cup of, like, a clear liquid and 00:30:49.789 --> 00:30:53.250 hand it to you. Oh, whatever it is, I drink it. 00:30:53.250 --> 00:30:55.430 It doesn't even matter. Oh, yeah. It is. It burns 00:30:55.430 --> 00:30:59.609 on the way down. Oh, I cough, but I'm, like, 00:30:59.769 --> 00:31:04.950 laughing about it. You are now intoxicated. Yeah. 00:31:05.269 --> 00:31:06.730 You're getting drunk. I hope there wasn't any 00:31:06.730 --> 00:31:11.759 important things I had to do today. I gesture 00:31:11.759 --> 00:31:14.759 to chat in squigs like, guys, this stuff is terrible. 00:31:15.079 --> 00:31:20.660 Come to it anyways. Thank you. I got my own private 00:31:20.660 --> 00:31:24.279 reserve. And he pulls out a flask and takes a 00:31:24.279 --> 00:31:29.119 swig of it. It tastes like the jet fuel you're 00:31:29.119 --> 00:31:34.519 used to consuming. Gasoline and cherries. Only 00:31:34.519 --> 00:31:37.940 the finest AMSEC. That's an AMSEC. Thank you. 00:31:38.700 --> 00:31:42.640 You know, they take out. Pipes they offer you 00:31:42.640 --> 00:31:46.480 pipes, you know, they very clearly look like 00:31:46.480 --> 00:31:54.460 some sort of low stick Yeah Francisco says no 00:31:54.460 --> 00:31:56.759 to nothing but this was like this is great This 00:31:56.759 --> 00:32:00.200 is a a unique species in the middle of the jungle 00:32:00.200 --> 00:32:02.440 this horrible treacherous jungle that we've been 00:32:02.440 --> 00:32:06.200 trapped in for like Five six seven days or whatever 00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:09.259 And they figured out how to survive, and we finally 00:32:09.259 --> 00:32:12.420 get to eat food that isn't rations or, uh, chest 00:32:12.420 --> 00:32:16.079 squigs goes. And this is pretty much the best 00:32:16.079 --> 00:32:17.579 you could hope for. Oh, it's also very clear 00:32:17.579 --> 00:32:20.259 that a lot of chest squigs go, like some of the 00:32:20.259 --> 00:32:22.960 meat is that. Like, they also eat them. Oh, all 00:32:22.960 --> 00:32:25.900 right. Good, good. And Chet'll kind of look at 00:32:25.900 --> 00:32:27.680 squigs and be like, look, we need to keep an 00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:29.579 eye on this kid. He's going to get us all killed. 00:32:30.380 --> 00:32:36.779 Uh, yeah, I'm just like... I'm eating? Like I'm 00:32:36.779 --> 00:32:39.039 not not not not eating great that there's food 00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:42.279 here and everything I'm keeping it very much 00:32:42.279 --> 00:32:44.460 in moderation keeping an eye on what's going 00:32:44.460 --> 00:32:50.440 on All right You want to yeah, like like Chet 00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:53.619 knows the stories he knows the rumors of people 00:32:53.619 --> 00:32:59.339 getting smashed up and he's specifically Taking 00:32:59.339 --> 00:33:04.299 as little as possible Yeah, I mean I'm more concerned 00:33:05.820 --> 00:33:11.220 these locals want us to fight something I'm not 00:33:11.220 --> 00:33:14.279 the best at fighting to begin with I don't know 00:33:14.279 --> 00:33:16.940 how happy I'll be with the mother of all hangovers 00:33:16.940 --> 00:33:24.980 or still high completely off my ass so I'm in 00:33:24.980 --> 00:33:27.900 moderation like you know I'm kind of like probably 00:33:27.900 --> 00:33:30.200 make like a little bit of small talk with chat 00:33:30.200 --> 00:33:34.180 being friendly I'm not being like gregarious 00:33:34.680 --> 00:33:42.500 No one has ever accused squigs of gregarity But 00:33:42.500 --> 00:33:44.279 I'm being friendly enough especially because 00:33:44.279 --> 00:33:48.559 he knows what's like we're gonna die or this 00:33:48.559 --> 00:33:52.519 isn't gonna be a problem so Yeah, I would say, 00:33:52.680 --> 00:34:03.099 you know Roll me survival persuasion Some like 00:34:03.099 --> 00:34:06.180 convince me of a skill that you're using to like 00:34:06.180 --> 00:34:09.440 survive the party like Deception you deception. 00:34:09.440 --> 00:34:11.239 You want to make it look like you're eating more 00:34:11.239 --> 00:34:14.039 than you are Persuasion you want it. You're like 00:34:14.039 --> 00:34:16.239 you're being so friendly with everybody that 00:34:16.239 --> 00:34:20.059 they don't notice that you're not partaking Survival 00:34:20.059 --> 00:34:22.579 if you're just you're going nuts check. I mean 00:34:22.579 --> 00:34:27.079 Francisco and we'll see how you're fair Yeah, 00:34:27.079 --> 00:34:33.889 so we're all cunning I haven't rolled Cunning 00:34:33.889 --> 00:34:36.269 yet. Oh, I got three successes in the first round. 00:34:36.289 --> 00:34:39.170 We'll just do all D and 3s because just standard. 00:34:41.170 --> 00:34:45.869 Good job. Okay. Oh my God, I failed again. Two 00:34:45.869 --> 00:34:48.469 successes, five failures. Jesus Christ. Wow. 00:34:51.590 --> 00:34:54.469 We're going to try Persuasion. I've got three 00:34:54.469 --> 00:35:01.989 with my Fellowship of two. And I succeeded the 00:35:01.989 --> 00:35:07.449 DN3 for persuasion. Okay, so... Did I? No, I 00:35:07.449 --> 00:35:09.030 failed. I failed my persuasion test. You failed? 00:35:09.110 --> 00:35:11.489 I'm a fucking idiot. Oh, two out of three. Um, 00:35:11.690 --> 00:35:16.429 so... Funnily enough, Francisco having the time 00:35:16.429 --> 00:35:20.610 of his life. I'll say, you're actually, you know, 00:35:20.650 --> 00:35:25.550 you're from this world, like... It's, you know, 00:35:25.630 --> 00:35:27.889 you're getting drunk, you're smoking whatever 00:35:27.889 --> 00:35:30.789 they give you. but you're not gonna like you 00:35:30.789 --> 00:35:34.210 you feel fine you feel happy you feel but you're 00:35:34.210 --> 00:35:36.130 not getting you're not gonna get horribly sick 00:35:36.130 --> 00:35:39.869 um this is like a regular harvest yeah this is 00:35:39.869 --> 00:35:41.849 like it kind of reminds you of a harvest party 00:35:41.849 --> 00:35:45.210 from from years ago back in your teenage years 00:35:45.210 --> 00:35:48.829 um so you know how it goes um you're used to 00:35:48.829 --> 00:35:52.630 the fauna and flora of this planet um even though 00:35:52.630 --> 00:35:56.429 it's a little exotic it's not alien to you you 00:35:56.429 --> 00:35:58.949 other two You know, you try to use your cunning 00:35:58.949 --> 00:36:01.909 to, you know, throw a shot over your shoulder 00:36:01.909 --> 00:36:05.869 where maybe you wouldn't, you know, you try to 00:36:05.869 --> 00:36:10.110 chat. Francisco, you I'm sorry. Squigs, you try 00:36:10.110 --> 00:36:12.989 to be very persuasive and you try to like talk 00:36:12.989 --> 00:36:16.409 instead of eating. But like everyone's very excited 00:36:16.409 --> 00:36:19.730 and they kind of overwhelm you and you kind of 00:36:19.730 --> 00:36:22.250 eat and drink more than you intended. So it wasn't 00:36:22.250 --> 00:36:31.900 quite a success. And the party reigns on. And 00:36:31.900 --> 00:36:39.079 everyone give me an awareness test. Dn2. Dn2 00:36:39.079 --> 00:36:44.039 awareness. Are there any penalties? I will say 00:36:44.039 --> 00:36:48.280 there are no penalties. Four success, no it doesn't. 00:36:48.599 --> 00:36:52.579 Four success is one failure. With a wrath critical. 00:36:52.599 --> 00:36:54.840 Lots of criticals. Look at you guys getting lots 00:36:54.840 --> 00:37:01.559 of criticals. Hooray! Yeah, I rolled my... That's 00:37:01.559 --> 00:37:05.360 four successes, two failures. So that's a success 00:37:05.360 --> 00:37:12.159 on my awareness. Nice. All right. Great. The 00:37:12.159 --> 00:37:16.079 party's raging. You guys are being merry. You're 00:37:16.079 --> 00:37:19.599 happy. You all see... What did we name this guard? 00:37:20.840 --> 00:37:24.000 Thompson? Thompson? Thompson. Yeah, Thompson. 00:37:24.480 --> 00:37:27.260 I thought it was Hobson. Thompson. It's Thompson 00:37:27.260 --> 00:37:33.320 now. Generic guard of the of one of trillions. 00:37:35.420 --> 00:37:40.019 You see him like. Give you guys the eyes and 00:37:40.019 --> 00:37:42.420 the little like the little upward head nod is 00:37:42.420 --> 00:37:45.679 like come over here. And he's like standing in 00:37:45.679 --> 00:37:48.239 the corner eating and drinking, but he's by a 00:37:48.239 --> 00:37:53.199 door. So I'm just going to. Put him right here. 00:37:53.619 --> 00:37:57.000 Oh, yeah. Chet'll make his way over there. Yep. 00:37:59.659 --> 00:38:02.719 Thompson, what the hell is going on here? Uh. 00:38:03.340 --> 00:38:08.079 So. Yeah. Uh. This is. They didn't throw me a 00:38:08.079 --> 00:38:12.780 party, but. Well, you know what the hell happens 00:38:12.780 --> 00:38:18.340 to these types. Don't say it. Don't say it. All 00:38:18.340 --> 00:38:24.230 right. Just just come with me. All right. Does 00:38:24.230 --> 00:38:26.969 it look like anybody's minding us? I would like 00:38:26.969 --> 00:38:29.489 you all to give me stealth as you try to sneak 00:38:29.489 --> 00:38:32.829 out of the party. Well, fuck every single duck. 00:38:33.050 --> 00:38:36.530 Oh, my good skill! Now watch me roll bad again. 00:38:36.730 --> 00:38:39.489 I'm gonna take a glory for this. What's that, 00:38:39.630 --> 00:38:41.949 Dian? Is it three? Dian is three for everybody. 00:38:42.590 --> 00:38:47.789 Okay, let's see. Okay. Five successes, two failures. 00:38:48.190 --> 00:38:50.150 I'm taking the glory. Four successes. Oh, wow. 00:38:50.269 --> 00:38:55.869 Nice. Yep, I got a red purple. So I will say 00:38:55.869 --> 00:38:57.469 this. You know, this seems important. I'm gonna 00:38:57.469 --> 00:39:06.809 spend a wrath to reroll this one. Okay. You did 00:39:06.809 --> 00:39:09.969 one better. I did one. You did do one better. 00:39:10.989 --> 00:39:13.210 I will say this. Yeah, this is me not announcing 00:39:13.210 --> 00:39:21.690 I have to take a shit. Yeah. So your your partners 00:39:21.690 --> 00:39:26.460 did so well that I will give you one success 00:39:26.460 --> 00:39:31.679 as you all attempt to sneak out and you are not 00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:36.860 the quietest and like Chet like did a major success. 00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:41.900 You know, he almost doubled the DC, the DN and 00:39:41.900 --> 00:39:47.119 you like, you like almost bump into a party goer, 00:39:47.119 --> 00:39:51.320 uh, but he like pulls you aside and Chet, you 00:39:51.320 --> 00:39:53.119 swiftly take the drink and like do a shot and 00:39:53.119 --> 00:39:55.559 like say, yay! And like, you know, they're all 00:39:55.559 --> 00:39:57.880 happy and celebrating and he turns around and 00:39:57.880 --> 00:40:02.619 then you all sneak out together. Perfect. All 00:40:02.619 --> 00:40:05.639 right, Thompson, what the hell is going on? What's 00:40:05.639 --> 00:40:12.119 going on here? Oh, it's been. It's been so weird. 00:40:14.639 --> 00:40:17.659 I've been here for months, maybe, maybe longer. 00:40:18.059 --> 00:40:22.929 I can't tell anymore. These creatures. These 00:40:22.929 --> 00:40:27.489 filthy Xenos. They're insane. They're convinced 00:40:27.489 --> 00:40:33.010 some invisible creature is hunting them. Well, 00:40:33.210 --> 00:40:35.889 I mean, they might not be too far off the mark. 00:40:35.969 --> 00:40:38.849 There was some weird visual stuff going on when 00:40:38.849 --> 00:40:41.630 we first came into this part of the jungle. I 00:40:41.630 --> 00:40:45.030 don't know if that's their mystery invisible 00:40:45.030 --> 00:40:46.949 monster, but there certainly is something out 00:40:46.949 --> 00:40:51.469 in the woods. You know the damn jungle rules. 00:40:52.210 --> 00:40:54.750 Oh. You know how it works out here. I mean, Chet, 00:40:54.809 --> 00:40:58.670 there's a reason why I'm still alive. I know 00:40:58.670 --> 00:41:01.409 them very well. I'm not saying they're right, 00:41:01.449 --> 00:41:03.170 but there's definitely something going on out 00:41:03.170 --> 00:41:05.949 there that may be affecting them as well. I don't 00:41:05.949 --> 00:41:08.250 particularly care. I mean, we both know what 00:41:08.250 --> 00:41:11.750 happens when that barium rose in the town. Yeah, 00:41:11.809 --> 00:41:14.590 Thompson, didn't you say a tree fell on you? 00:41:15.489 --> 00:41:19.099 I mean, yeah, but... Trees fall all the time. 00:41:20.159 --> 00:41:24.280 Oh No, I stepped on a tripwire in the jungle 00:41:24.280 --> 00:41:27.500 and a big log swung down on a pendulum to hit 00:41:27.500 --> 00:41:30.400 me that was clearly Man -made, but I don't think 00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:32.340 it was made by these guys. Sounds like it was 00:41:32.340 --> 00:41:34.960 made by the invisible monster. You did almost 00:41:34.960 --> 00:41:42.000 get squished Almost got squished Well, there 00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:45.300 was whatever that happened after you I don't 00:41:45.300 --> 00:41:48.989 know if you You what have you seen Thompson like 00:41:48.989 --> 00:41:55.010 what? Obviously, they're crazy. That's it. They 00:41:55.010 --> 00:42:01.050 are insane. They They immune with the plants. 00:42:01.710 --> 00:42:07.590 It's disgusting They can't all day They do this 00:42:07.590 --> 00:42:13.429 rival I I have to subject myself to it just to 00:42:13.429 --> 00:42:20.050 survive They speak in tongue. I dare not say 00:42:20.050 --> 00:42:24.070 it, but I had to learn it. Teach them. They want 00:42:24.070 --> 00:42:27.230 me to teach them the word of the emperor, the 00:42:27.230 --> 00:42:32.949 word of us. Ugh. Well, you might want to keep 00:42:32.949 --> 00:42:35.409 that to yourself when you're filling out your 00:42:35.409 --> 00:42:41.650 debriefing, by the way. Oh, huh, Chet. Yeah, 00:42:42.409 --> 00:42:45.989 you're right. Forget I did any of that, please, 00:42:45.989 --> 00:42:49.230 please. Yeah, let's not go around making it known 00:42:49.230 --> 00:42:51.650 that we spent months amongst the Xenos and taught 00:42:51.650 --> 00:42:55.309 them our language and communed with them in their 00:42:55.309 --> 00:42:58.409 foul languages. Let's keep that to ourselves. 00:42:58.989 --> 00:43:03.429 Yes, thank God. You're right. The God Emperor 00:43:03.429 --> 00:43:07.650 would be displeased, I shall. Pray to him and 00:43:07.650 --> 00:43:10.889 make sure that he absolves me. It's a good way 00:43:10.889 --> 00:43:13.400 to get a shot in the back of the head. Trying 00:43:13.400 --> 00:43:17.300 to save you some trouble. No, you're right. Emperor, 00:43:17.739 --> 00:43:20.519 be praised. Thank you for your clarity, Chen. 00:43:22.780 --> 00:43:25.840 He's not wrong. Though, what can you tell us 00:43:25.840 --> 00:43:27.639 anything else? You've been here long enough, 00:43:27.719 --> 00:43:30.079 perhaps you can redeem some of your shame at 00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:33.519 being captured. By telling us... Ah, you're right. 00:43:34.019 --> 00:43:36.820 Come with me and look at this. And he takes you 00:43:36.820 --> 00:43:39.860 into like... Like a lookout tower that's empty, 00:43:40.079 --> 00:43:42.730 because everyone's partying. Alright. Sounds 00:43:42.730 --> 00:43:45.090 good to me. And you go to the top of the trees 00:43:45.090 --> 00:43:58.050 and like maybe like half an acre away it's just 00:43:58.050 --> 00:44:02.849 clear and flat. Thank you for listening to Roll 00:44:02.849 --> 00:44:05.269 for Heresy. If you liked what you just heard 00:44:05.269 --> 00:44:07.849 and would like to stay up to date consider joining 00:44:07.849 --> 00:44:11.389 us on Discord at the House of Heresy and Madness.