WEBVTT 00:00:04.019 --> 00:00:06.879 Welcome to Roll for Heresy, with Walton playing 00:00:06.879 --> 00:00:10.240 Chet, Cliff playing Francisco, Tim playing Squigs, 00:00:10.539 --> 00:00:14.839 and Kevin as the GM. Last time, the group recuperated 00:00:14.839 --> 00:00:16.899 and re -armed for the assault on the outpost, 00:00:17.339 --> 00:00:20.140 then headed out to the jungle. As they made their 00:00:20.140 --> 00:00:22.239 way deep into the wild forests, they encountered 00:00:22.239 --> 00:00:25.559 both natural hazards and devious traps, as well 00:00:25.559 --> 00:00:34.409 as an unwelcomed observer. Is everyone okay? 00:00:36.350 --> 00:00:40.609 I'm okay. That is... I don't think the log was 00:00:40.609 --> 00:00:43.329 trying to eat me. This is definitely something 00:00:43.329 --> 00:00:47.429 else. Well, we can't be too sure about that. 00:00:48.109 --> 00:00:50.070 The log might have tried to eat you, but it didn't 00:00:50.070 --> 00:00:55.289 succeed, so... Just take that as a victory. Fair. 00:00:55.450 --> 00:00:59.329 I guess I mean... This is rope. This required 00:00:59.329 --> 00:01:03.520 intelligence. This is more than those... beasts 00:01:03.520 --> 00:01:10.459 that we fought at the camp were capable of. Well, 00:01:10.700 --> 00:01:14.480 we could be dealing with the cult of cannibals. 00:01:16.719 --> 00:01:20.120 Above average intelligence monkey. It could be 00:01:20.120 --> 00:01:26.099 anything really. Alright. Are there a lot of 00:01:26.099 --> 00:01:30.099 above intelligence monkeys here? I'd say about 00:01:30.099 --> 00:01:34.069 four out of ten. Above average intelligence? 00:01:35.549 --> 00:01:39.930 Literally the definition. Above average. Slightly 00:01:39.930 --> 00:01:42.030 below average is still above average for a monkey? 00:01:42.730 --> 00:01:48.310 You never know. I'll say this. I grew up on this 00:01:48.310 --> 00:01:53.549 planet. I'm from Australia. We've always been 00:01:53.549 --> 00:01:55.849 told our whole lives don't go into the jungles. 00:01:57.230 --> 00:01:59.870 They'd warn us there were bogeymen out here and 00:01:59.870 --> 00:02:05.189 things like that. I don't know, it's making me 00:02:05.189 --> 00:02:09.310 question some things is all I'm saying. Nothing 00:02:09.310 --> 00:02:11.949 really else to say about it, but I guess, I don't 00:02:11.949 --> 00:02:15.009 know, it's something to think about. Well at 00:02:15.009 --> 00:02:19.330 least it avoided all of us, that was not great. 00:02:22.569 --> 00:02:28.090 Chad almost got eight squish, right? Eight, am 00:02:28.090 --> 00:02:30.870 I saying that right? Yeah, eight, you're saying 00:02:30.870 --> 00:02:34.439 it right, it's eight. Oh, okay, good. I tried 00:02:34.439 --> 00:02:36.960 to make sure I was in correct lexicon. Because 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:40.219 even if you didn't get directly eight, you'd 00:02:40.219 --> 00:02:45.699 die and then something would eat you. Yeah, I 00:02:45.699 --> 00:02:50.280 believe I was not supposed to get eight or dead 00:02:50.280 --> 00:02:55.259 first. That was Francisco's job. I pat Francisco 00:02:55.259 --> 00:02:57.699 on the shoulder as well. I mean, if I had my 00:02:57.699 --> 00:03:00.979 choice, I'd rather be dead and then eight rather 00:03:00.979 --> 00:03:04.430 than the other way around. I personally would 00:03:04.430 --> 00:03:11.069 like to avoid either. Alright, do we want to 00:03:11.069 --> 00:03:14.189 keep going then I guess? Can I look at what this 00:03:14.189 --> 00:03:19.090 trap was? Sure. We're speculating on its construction. 00:03:19.689 --> 00:03:22.270 We haven't actually looked into its construction 00:03:22.270 --> 00:03:27.189 yet. Not that I have a great survival or any 00:03:27.189 --> 00:03:29.750 of that. I just kind of want to look it over. 00:03:31.420 --> 00:03:37.080 Yeah, let me get what so let's see of the skills 00:03:37.080 --> 00:03:43.680 that we can use Do you want to use Like a scholar 00:03:43.680 --> 00:03:46.180 like maybe this is something you've seen in your 00:03:46.180 --> 00:03:50.340 books I mean if you wanted I can I have no problem 00:03:50.340 --> 00:03:54.639 rolling scholar or survival if you think survival 00:03:54.639 --> 00:04:00.610 makes more sense or I don't mind looking through 00:04:00.610 --> 00:04:03.330 it to see, does this look like a regular pitfall 00:04:03.330 --> 00:04:09.689 or is this a squish trap? Dead hang? Yeah. One 00:04:09.689 --> 00:04:14.270 of them. I don't know what they're called. Bad 00:04:14.270 --> 00:04:17.769 day. Yeah, okay, just give me a survival check. 00:04:21.290 --> 00:04:25.740 Alright, I beat it. You got, you got one success. 00:04:26.019 --> 00:04:36.160 I got seven success. So... And two shifts. You 00:04:36.160 --> 00:04:41.439 know what? Where is that roll? Oh no, that's, 00:04:41.540 --> 00:04:44.079 no, sorry, I was looking at... Walton's stealth 00:04:44.079 --> 00:04:46.160 roll. I have one success and one failure. You 00:04:46.160 --> 00:04:47.920 were looking at the stealth roll. I was really 00:04:47.920 --> 00:04:50.000 excited. I was like, how do you have seven excesses 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:53.379 on two dice? My amazing stealth roll. Your stealth 00:04:53.379 --> 00:04:56.319 is so amazing it disguised itself as my survival 00:04:56.319 --> 00:05:07.540 test. Yes, exactly. Yes, so I think you guys 00:05:07.540 --> 00:05:11.839 already kind of explained it. It's clearly like 00:05:11.839 --> 00:05:16.149 some sort of rope. made of like local woven fiber 00:05:16.149 --> 00:05:20.069 and it's holding up one of the trees that had 00:05:20.069 --> 00:05:22.589 fallen down. The tree has clearly been carved 00:05:22.589 --> 00:05:31.689 into a spike and it was trapped. Much more than 00:05:31.689 --> 00:05:35.189 that, you can't discern. Well, I'm glad we made 00:05:35.189 --> 00:05:37.910 it out of that. That does not look particularly 00:05:37.910 --> 00:05:43.160 great. Kevin, is there a way i don't know if 00:05:43.160 --> 00:05:45.879 this is a thing where we can like walk a little 00:05:45.879 --> 00:05:50.959 bit slower to increase our awareness like sure 00:05:50.959 --> 00:05:54.800 yeah i'll let you we do exchange speed for awareness 00:05:54.800 --> 00:05:58.300 or something i'll let you say that you're walking 00:05:58.300 --> 00:06:01.259 more carefully now and i'll lower the difficulty 00:06:01.259 --> 00:06:04.899 of any other traps that might be sent now that 00:06:04.899 --> 00:06:08.259 you're aware we use a 10 foot pole and thoroughly 00:06:08.259 --> 00:06:10.379 check every five foot square before we move into 00:06:10.379 --> 00:06:15.769 it Alright, this mission now takes two months, 00:06:15.870 --> 00:06:19.689 and you guys run out of food and die. We starve 00:06:19.689 --> 00:06:24.649 to death, but at least we weren't eaten. Yeah, 00:06:24.870 --> 00:06:27.189 if everyone's cool with that, that's what I'll 00:06:27.189 --> 00:06:30.569 suggest. No, that makes sense to me. I defer 00:06:30.569 --> 00:06:34.910 to the Astra Militarum in this regard. We got 00:06:34.910 --> 00:06:37.870 a jungle fighter and the local guardsmen, and 00:06:37.870 --> 00:06:40.389 I'm just here to map out as much of the map as 00:06:40.389 --> 00:06:46.350 we can. Just take it slow and steady and continue 00:06:46.350 --> 00:06:50.730 to range forward. Sounds good. I'm just going 00:06:50.730 --> 00:06:55.329 to try to keep my head on a swivel and... Hopefully 00:06:55.329 --> 00:06:59.730 nothing horrible happens. Okay. I'm going to 00:06:59.730 --> 00:07:02.649 rocket you guys into the next map. Sounds good 00:07:02.649 --> 00:07:08.290 to me. Can you guys see the loading? Yep. Yep. 00:07:08.990 --> 00:07:11.230 A river. Let me know when you guys can see it. 00:07:11.470 --> 00:07:15.250 We can see it. It's all all up good. Are you 00:07:15.250 --> 00:07:20.790 good? Yes, okay? Even the thing we're not supposed 00:07:20.790 --> 00:07:26.790 to see we could see it. Oh, no All right, so 00:07:26.790 --> 00:07:30.509 you guys continue walking you're walking carefully 00:07:30.509 --> 00:07:36.529 Some time goes by a few hours in fact as you 00:07:36.529 --> 00:07:42.399 take the long trek deep in to this unknown territory. 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:47.939 Upon getting close, you begin to hear a rushing 00:07:47.939 --> 00:07:52.680 sound. Cutting through this verdant expanse is 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:56.939 a wide stream. It's clear. The rushing waters 00:07:56.939 --> 00:08:00.060 sparkle as they reflect the jungle's emerald 00:08:00.060 --> 00:08:03.980 hues. The stream is framed by smooth stones, 00:08:04.139 --> 00:08:06.500 some adorned with moss, and its banks are dotted 00:08:06.500 --> 00:08:09.639 with plants reaching for the sun. Chet wants 00:08:09.639 --> 00:08:11.839 to set up his rifle and just like look across 00:08:11.839 --> 00:08:15.319 the other side of this stream. See if he sees 00:08:15.319 --> 00:08:23.579 anything. Are you looking for anything in particular? 00:08:24.980 --> 00:08:28.639 Just in general, kind of seeing if he sees anything 00:08:28.639 --> 00:08:32.440 that's out of norms. Like maybe he can get a 00:08:32.440 --> 00:08:35.940 peek if that cloaked. Maybe not a lictor, maybe 00:08:35.940 --> 00:08:40.210 not a stealth suit. Whatever that is. Sure. Give 00:08:40.210 --> 00:08:48.950 me an awareness test. Or... Yes. Awareness. Two 00:08:48.950 --> 00:08:53.909 successes. I will say that you don't really see 00:08:53.909 --> 00:08:57.129 anything out of the ordinary. You're looking 00:08:57.129 --> 00:09:00.970 to the other side of the river. The trees are 00:09:00.970 --> 00:09:05.210 kind of dense. You know. There's just this like 00:09:05.210 --> 00:09:08.730 one little... animal path that kind of cuts through 00:09:08.730 --> 00:09:11.809 at this point so they really don't really have 00:09:11.809 --> 00:09:18.169 a wide berth to see but in your vision there 00:09:18.169 --> 00:09:20.529 doesn't look like there's anything bad all right 00:09:20.529 --> 00:09:24.169 well it looks clear it looks like we can make 00:09:24.169 --> 00:09:27.769 our way over there without any trouble all right 00:09:27.769 --> 00:09:31.830 I'm just kind of like staying back just whenever 00:09:31.830 --> 00:09:36.149 we have like a couple minutes because I'm Basically, 00:09:36.350 --> 00:09:39.850 Squigs is counting his paces, and whenever we 00:09:39.850 --> 00:09:43.330 stop to take a break or, you know, someone goes 00:09:43.330 --> 00:09:45.929 forward to recon, Squigs is just doing his best 00:09:45.929 --> 00:09:49.149 to memorize where they are and do a quick, like, 00:09:49.289 --> 00:09:52.470 ink sketch of, like, some of the major landmarks. 00:09:54.570 --> 00:09:57.409 You said the water is clear. Can we see how deep 00:09:57.409 --> 00:10:02.529 the river is? Uh, yes. So, uh, it looks like 00:10:02.529 --> 00:10:06.639 it's about waist deep. at its deepest in the 00:10:06.639 --> 00:10:12.820 center. You could look for a more passable location, 00:10:13.080 --> 00:10:18.340 but this seems to be with your immediate approach 00:10:18.340 --> 00:10:25.679 as the most passable. I don't want to make a 00:10:25.679 --> 00:10:29.100 very awkward comment, but this might be a little 00:10:29.100 --> 00:10:34.679 deep for you, Chet. You saying I'm short or something? 00:10:35.039 --> 00:10:38.360 I'm just saying, so we don't want to get our 00:10:38.360 --> 00:10:40.379 equipment wet, right? It'd be really bad if we 00:10:40.379 --> 00:10:43.720 got our guns wet. Really bad if we get our socks 00:10:43.720 --> 00:10:45.620 wet. You never get your socks wet. You always 00:10:45.620 --> 00:10:50.159 gotta keep your dry pair of socks on. Do we want 00:10:50.159 --> 00:10:53.159 to take turns, like, fording across the river 00:10:53.159 --> 00:10:56.379 where, like, we hold our gear above our heads, 00:10:56.779 --> 00:10:58.980 and our shoes and socks above our heads, and 00:10:58.980 --> 00:11:03.019 we just sort of walk across? Well, that's some 00:11:03.019 --> 00:11:05.860 smart thinking. definitely don't want to get 00:11:05.860 --> 00:11:09.320 a trench foot out here dealing with all this 00:11:09.320 --> 00:11:13.159 wet socks and boots and whatnot uh it really 00:11:13.159 --> 00:11:16.100 depends on how uh how fast we want to do this 00:11:16.100 --> 00:11:17.779 because we all got to take our shoes and our 00:11:17.779 --> 00:11:20.360 socks off and it's a lot of prep work just to 00:11:20.360 --> 00:11:25.000 get across the other side yeah i'm thinking slower 00:11:25.000 --> 00:11:27.539 is better in this case the water's not rushing 00:11:27.539 --> 00:11:32.740 very quickly is it kevin uh no it's not still 00:11:32.740 --> 00:11:36.200 it certainly is moving Yeah. But, uh, it looks 00:11:36.200 --> 00:11:43.779 portable, by foot. Alright. And, uh, unless Chet 00:11:43.779 --> 00:11:46.639 says otherwise, I'm like, alright, I put my, 00:11:47.059 --> 00:11:48.700 I'm like, alright, I'm ready to just take my 00:11:48.700 --> 00:11:50.899 shoes and socks off, put them in my bag, carry 00:11:50.899 --> 00:11:53.779 my bag and my gun above my head, and then just 00:11:53.779 --> 00:11:57.639 sort of walk across that way. Uh, yeah, how, 00:11:57.940 --> 00:11:59.840 you said, did you say about how deep does it 00:11:59.840 --> 00:12:03.000 look? Like waist -tight, dead -tight? Uh, waist 00:12:03.000 --> 00:12:07.809 - waist at the center at chet height yeah yeah 00:12:07.809 --> 00:12:13.330 yeah two to three feet deep at its deepest okay 00:12:13.330 --> 00:12:19.129 that makes sense um if you want i can uh carry 00:12:19.129 --> 00:12:21.669 my stuff across set it down on the other side 00:12:21.669 --> 00:12:25.070 and come back get you chet if you want just an 00:12:25.070 --> 00:12:28.129 offer don't mean anything by it well i appreciate 00:12:28.129 --> 00:12:31.309 the offer i will make my way over there uh on 00:12:31.309 --> 00:12:38.720 my own uh two feet Fair enough. Okay. So Squigs 00:12:38.720 --> 00:12:41.700 will just start packing up his quills, everything 00:12:41.700 --> 00:12:48.379 else, as best he can. Pike his robes up, and 00:12:48.379 --> 00:12:54.259 I guess he'll start to wait across. Okay. So 00:12:54.259 --> 00:13:01.620 you're first? Uh, yes. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna 00:13:01.620 --> 00:13:33.419 go. channel set up like a shark watch While you're 00:13:33.419 --> 00:13:37.679 crossing. Yeah, I think we would actually wait 00:13:37.679 --> 00:13:40.259 on this side until he safely makes it across, 00:13:40.379 --> 00:13:43.259 and then we'll go down. Now that makes a lot 00:13:43.259 --> 00:13:46.279 of sense to me. OK. That makes sense. We will 00:13:46.279 --> 00:13:52.059 cross in a safe and cautious manner. So I will 00:13:52.059 --> 00:13:55.019 say you reach the center, and then I want everyone 00:13:55.019 --> 00:13:57.960 to give me an awareness, since you're all looking. 00:13:59.360 --> 00:14:06.779 Now where am I? Alright, so I will say... You 00:14:06.779 --> 00:14:09.480 keep forgetting to ask me for DN, but yeah. Yeah, 00:14:09.480 --> 00:14:12.279 that's fine. I'll just say that DN was 3 here. 00:14:13.100 --> 00:14:19.360 So you can... I will say, Francisco fails, Squigs 00:14:19.360 --> 00:14:24.580 passes barely, and Walton... I mean, Chet, you 00:14:24.580 --> 00:14:30.240 can shift. If you'd like. And you also have a 00:14:30.240 --> 00:14:33.769 wrath critical, good job. Yeah, sure. I'll shift 00:14:33.769 --> 00:14:37.529 it shift it to plus glory. Okay, so please increase 00:14:37.529 --> 00:14:40.409 our glory pool Increase your glory pool save 00:14:40.409 --> 00:14:48.590 the dice for another day. Yeah Alright so squigs 00:14:48.590 --> 00:14:54.269 Chet Francisco you're all wary of the dangers 00:14:54.269 --> 00:14:57.190 of the jungle deciding to only let one person 00:14:57.190 --> 00:15:01.860 cross at a time was a smart decision as Squigs 00:15:01.860 --> 00:15:05.600 steps into the water gets to the center something 00:15:05.600 --> 00:15:11.059 Begins to shift the stream takes on an eerie 00:15:11.059 --> 00:15:15.100 stillness It's gurgling meta melody silenced 00:15:15.100 --> 00:15:17.860 as though holding its breath and then you begin 00:15:17.860 --> 00:15:20.519 to notice faint ripples and concentric circles 00:15:20.519 --> 00:15:26.700 appearing without cause Before the water erupts 00:15:26.700 --> 00:15:31.679 So some things jump out of the water at you Because, 00:15:31.820 --> 00:15:34.559 of course they do. Okay, there's water over here. 00:15:35.240 --> 00:15:38.379 Oh, that's a lot of things. That's a lot of things. 00:15:38.840 --> 00:15:44.340 Bye, Squigs. So, some sort of, like, aquatic 00:15:44.340 --> 00:15:48.980 lizard monster, you guys can see. It's got a 00:15:48.980 --> 00:15:52.480 long, sinuous body covered in tough, overlapping 00:15:52.480 --> 00:15:55.360 scales that shimmer like wet gemstones in the 00:15:55.360 --> 00:15:59.710 light. It's got a powerful jaw lined with rows 00:15:59.710 --> 00:16:04.029 of needle -like teeth. It's got some, like, webbed 00:16:04.029 --> 00:16:07.649 feet that are sharp and spiny. And it's... they 00:16:07.649 --> 00:16:10.169 begin swimming right for you. So this is where 00:16:10.169 --> 00:16:10.830 we're gonna start combat? Are you willing to 00:16:10.830 --> 00:16:19.190 shit myself? That's a good thing you're already 00:16:19.190 --> 00:16:21.950 in the water, then. That's perfect. Exactly. 00:16:22.330 --> 00:16:25.549 Good thing I'm melee focused, oh wait. You know, 00:16:25.549 --> 00:16:27.350 we're just like, oh, your pants are really wet, 00:16:27.570 --> 00:16:28.970 Squigs. It's like that was the water. That was 00:16:28.970 --> 00:16:30.190 definitely just waiting for the water. Don't 00:16:30.190 --> 00:16:32.330 worry about it. I definitely didn't shit myself 00:16:32.330 --> 00:16:34.570 as soon as these things popped up out of the 00:16:34.570 --> 00:16:36.850 water. Squigs would never have done something 00:16:36.850 --> 00:16:44.250 like that. Yeah, that's so I'll say you successfully 00:16:44.250 --> 00:16:47.009 saw them. Good job, everyone. You're not all 00:16:47.009 --> 00:16:50.350 in the water at the same time. So that's good, 00:16:50.529 --> 00:16:53.509 because that would just be silly. Yeah, you know, 00:16:53.509 --> 00:16:55.850 it could it could have happened. It could have 00:16:55.850 --> 00:17:01.809 happened. So, who would like to go first? I think 00:17:01.809 --> 00:17:04.069 Squigs, you need to go first and just get out 00:17:04.069 --> 00:17:06.970 of there, get to dry land. Yeah. Yeah. Squigs 00:17:06.970 --> 00:17:10.289 would like to no longer be in the water. I will 00:17:10.289 --> 00:17:13.569 go first. I'll activate you, and I will say that 00:17:13.569 --> 00:17:16.029 we'll count each square of the water as two squares 00:17:16.029 --> 00:17:18.230 of movement. Standard, difficult terrain. That 00:17:18.230 --> 00:17:20.869 makes sense. That makes complete sense. You said 00:17:20.869 --> 00:17:22.990 it was like waist high and wearing robes. I'm 00:17:22.990 --> 00:17:28.839 holding on my shit. Yeah. So I will be able to 00:17:28.839 --> 00:17:34.019 just make it out to the other side. Yep. Perfect. 00:17:34.660 --> 00:17:37.900 So I get to the other side. I'm sopping wet. 00:17:38.480 --> 00:17:41.579 I did not remove my socks and shoes, like everybody 00:17:41.579 --> 00:17:43.700 else said, but I was worried about stepping on 00:17:43.700 --> 00:17:49.039 something. Which is also reasonable here. My 00:17:49.039 --> 00:17:55.839 poor soft feet. I am but a scholar. And with 00:17:55.839 --> 00:17:58.900 that, I'm gonna try to fumble around and then 00:17:58.900 --> 00:18:02.779 I will spend the action, I believe it will be 00:18:02.779 --> 00:18:11.619 an action to pull my gun. But yeah, because I'm 00:18:11.619 --> 00:18:17.460 gonna fumble around with my bag. Yeah, so you 00:18:17.460 --> 00:18:20.579 move, that's your move action there, and then 00:18:20.579 --> 00:18:24.509 you get like a a minor action, so I think that's 00:18:24.509 --> 00:18:26.309 like drawing a weapon, and then you can have 00:18:26.309 --> 00:18:30.690 your major action. And I don't exactly know the 00:18:30.690 --> 00:18:33.609 official names of the actions. I can look it 00:18:33.609 --> 00:18:41.009 up on pretty sure. Yeah, they're just broken 00:18:41.009 --> 00:18:44.950 out into, I think, moving and attacking, then 00:18:44.950 --> 00:18:50.250 some minor actions. Yeah, so it's a simple combat 00:18:50.250 --> 00:18:53.250 action. So I can draw my gun. So I kind of like 00:18:53.250 --> 00:18:56.910 drop my bags and everything it kind of like slumps 00:18:56.910 --> 00:19:00.250 around me and I just take a pot shot at that 00:19:00.250 --> 00:19:03.849 one right there. My last pistol. As I fumble 00:19:03.849 --> 00:19:07.849 with my gear I'm just like shifting and fumbling 00:19:07.849 --> 00:19:10.089 and I pull it out and I just fire off the shot. 00:19:12.430 --> 00:19:20.109 Okay. That is... Give me the... It's within four 00:19:20.109 --> 00:19:32.230 so it's close range. Yes. I will not have time 00:19:32.230 --> 00:19:34.690 to aim because I'm like, oh shit! You know, kind 00:19:34.690 --> 00:19:43.109 of like fumbling around. Ah, one success. Three 00:19:43.109 --> 00:19:45.769 failures, but I got my success. And a wrath complication. 00:19:47.029 --> 00:19:49.509 So that's good. We've got that going for us, 00:19:49.509 --> 00:19:53.789 which is great. You're out of ammo. So as you 00:19:53.789 --> 00:19:57.509 fumbled through the water, the battery for your 00:19:57.509 --> 00:20:01.240 last gun got damaged. And it managed to get off 00:20:01.240 --> 00:20:04.200 this one shot before it's now unusable. Oh shit. 00:20:04.440 --> 00:20:07.140 So you have to change it out. You shoot it, like 00:20:07.140 --> 00:20:10.740 I pull the trigger and you hear the... The fuzz 00:20:10.740 --> 00:20:13.240 -crackle of it shorting. Luckily it doesn't blow 00:20:13.240 --> 00:20:19.180 my fucking hand off. Alright, the Crescent Beast 00:20:19.180 --> 00:20:27.440 can enjoy... Seven damage. Lovely. If that's 00:20:27.440 --> 00:20:29.859 so -called. If this is the so -called Crescent 00:20:29.859 --> 00:20:34.640 Beast. Uh, it's... it's not. I'm just reusing 00:20:34.640 --> 00:20:36.980 their stat block. That's fine. I have nothing. 00:20:37.420 --> 00:20:41.420 Slight... yes. I don't know what these are. I'm 00:20:41.420 --> 00:20:42.440 just reading the title. You know what these are. 00:20:42.460 --> 00:20:45.579 These are some sort of lizard -fish hybrid things 00:20:45.579 --> 00:20:47.500 that are propelling themselves through the water. 00:20:47.500 --> 00:20:49.420 You just hear what the shit? That... by the throat. 00:20:49.779 --> 00:20:53.779 Boom! Yeah. Alright, that's gonna be the end 00:20:53.779 --> 00:20:58.299 of me. My turn is completed. Your turn has completed. 00:20:58.819 --> 00:21:02.559 Alright. I will go unless one of you decide to 00:21:02.559 --> 00:21:07.640 interrupt me. I'll cheddle steal. Okay. So that's 00:21:07.640 --> 00:21:11.539 a glory to steal. It's a glory to steal. I've 00:21:11.539 --> 00:21:14.460 reduced your glory by one. He's gonna try and 00:21:14.460 --> 00:21:17.960 shoot this same guy with this nice little rifle 00:21:17.960 --> 00:21:25.259 here. Okay. Make sure I'm clicking the right 00:21:25.259 --> 00:21:34.470 buttons. That's three successes, five failures, 00:21:34.569 --> 00:21:37.450 but I get a shift and I'm going to put that back 00:21:37.450 --> 00:21:40.410 into glory so we get our glory back from me stealing. 00:21:43.410 --> 00:21:45.549 Very nice. I almost feel bad for this thing. 00:21:45.769 --> 00:21:49.009 You're going to turn it into salsa. Ten damage. 00:21:49.009 --> 00:21:55.730 Oh yeah, it's definitely dead. But what happens 00:21:55.730 --> 00:22:00.329 to it as you blast into it? He's looking at like 00:22:00.329 --> 00:22:02.069 he's looking at it through a scope and he's trying 00:22:02.069 --> 00:22:04.369 to see if any of that will be good for eating 00:22:04.369 --> 00:22:09.390 And he just like yeah, it looks kind of I Don't 00:22:09.390 --> 00:22:11.210 know about that. You might not be able to eat 00:22:11.210 --> 00:22:15.210 that. Yeah, I'll look at it later It's both fishy 00:22:15.210 --> 00:22:19.769 and gamey It's a fish and a lizard and I don't 00:22:19.769 --> 00:22:22.910 know I don't know we'll check after everything's 00:22:22.910 --> 00:22:26.289 done and done and then I'll move back a little 00:22:26.289 --> 00:22:28.690 bit so get a little further away from the water. 00:22:29.369 --> 00:22:31.970 And that's it. All right. Fucking nightmare. 00:22:33.930 --> 00:22:37.730 That's it for Chet. All right. You obliterate 00:22:37.730 --> 00:22:42.690 this strange beast, its corpse floating away 00:22:42.690 --> 00:22:47.130 in the in the water, its strange green blood 00:22:47.130 --> 00:22:51.130 beginning to seep throughout the stream. Then 00:22:51.130 --> 00:22:57.199 my turn. See, we'll go with the one that. was 00:22:57.199 --> 00:23:01.160 just by the one that exploded whoa sorry they're 00:23:01.160 --> 00:23:05.460 all everyone's highlighted there we go um yes 00:23:05.460 --> 00:23:10.599 the glory of foundry so it can get to there as 00:23:10.599 --> 00:23:13.700 it's can swim very quickly but it can't actually 00:23:13.700 --> 00:23:17.140 reach you guys nice you're thinking everyone 00:23:17.140 --> 00:23:25.470 who could back up get him francisco Alright, 00:23:25.809 --> 00:23:30.250 Francisco, it's your turn. Alright, so he is 00:23:30.250 --> 00:23:33.690 far away from me, and I think it still makes 00:23:33.690 --> 00:23:37.390 more sense to try to shoot him with my gun. So 00:23:37.390 --> 00:23:42.650 let's do that. So I've targeted him, now I click 00:23:42.650 --> 00:23:46.230 the last gun, and my dice pool is seven, and 00:23:46.230 --> 00:23:48.549 I'll have extra damage of two because he's within 00:23:48.549 --> 00:23:52.289 short range, and I have reliable, so let's just 00:23:52.289 --> 00:23:56.910 try it and see what happens. Three successes. 00:23:57.190 --> 00:24:00.750 Success! No ships. Alright. Now I will just roll 00:24:00.750 --> 00:24:06.390 damage. Hey! Yep, cuz I wrecked a fire. That's 00:24:06.390 --> 00:24:13.250 what it was. So he's still alive? He is still 00:24:13.250 --> 00:24:16.069 alive. Let me see, I don't think it calculated. 00:24:16.549 --> 00:24:18.309 It didn't do exactly what I wanted it to do. 00:24:19.750 --> 00:24:25.609 I didn't want it to roll shock. you will actually 00:24:25.609 --> 00:24:33.869 have killed it in one hit. So it definitely swims 00:24:33.869 --> 00:24:36.730 through the water, but you can tell as it begins 00:24:36.730 --> 00:24:40.490 to walk on land, it's a bit awkward. So it kind 00:24:40.490 --> 00:24:44.069 of slows its pace, but you could tell that if 00:24:44.069 --> 00:24:46.009 you guys had all been in the water, this would 00:24:46.009 --> 00:24:49.349 have been really tough. And as soon as it hops 00:24:49.349 --> 00:24:51.849 up on the land, it kind of hisses at you and 00:24:51.849 --> 00:24:57.329 then you blow its head off. not too bad uh i 00:24:57.329 --> 00:25:01.910 think i think that's a good idea i'll just stay 00:25:01.910 --> 00:25:06.009 on land here uh i won't move back because i don't 00:25:06.009 --> 00:25:09.190 want them to just all just eat chat so i'll just 00:25:09.190 --> 00:25:14.029 stay with chat uh yeah i'll pass the turn let 00:25:14.029 --> 00:25:17.940 me just go to me and click enter Oh, sorry. I 00:25:17.940 --> 00:25:19.799 lack permission to update you. Thank you very 00:25:19.799 --> 00:25:22.700 much. Because I ended it. Yeah, I'll let you 00:25:22.700 --> 00:25:26.799 guys practice ending your own turns. And you 00:25:26.799 --> 00:25:30.039 can practice ending us. That's what I'm doing. 00:25:30.839 --> 00:25:35.539 Because this one can reach you, Squigs. Squigs 00:25:35.539 --> 00:25:42.880 is against this. Yes. And it attempts to bite 00:25:42.880 --> 00:25:48.660 you with its rows of razor sharp... teeth. Somehow 00:25:48.660 --> 00:25:50.819 Squigs keeps getting attacked by monsters with 00:25:50.819 --> 00:25:56.400 teeth. Well, there's a lot of things that can 00:25:56.400 --> 00:26:00.200 come and eat you. Squigs can't hear you, Squigs 00:26:00.200 --> 00:26:04.460 is too busy being delicious. Alright, it manages 00:26:04.460 --> 00:26:07.759 to get its teeth around you, but can it penetrate 00:26:07.759 --> 00:26:17.000 your beautiful new used armor? No. You're walking. 00:26:17.480 --> 00:26:20.339 You've got your robes on you're wet. This thing 00:26:20.339 --> 00:26:24.259 comes like, you know, like a Whipping its tail 00:26:24.259 --> 00:26:27.339 its sleek body like a dart towards you launches 00:26:27.339 --> 00:26:30.660 itself out of the water grasped your leg. However, 00:26:31.299 --> 00:26:36.880 you put on that dead soldiers armor It's teeth 00:26:36.880 --> 00:26:40.940 you have the flak armor now its teeth are They're 00:26:40.940 --> 00:26:43.160 not armor -piercing, so they just latch onto 00:26:43.160 --> 00:26:44.960 it and now it's just wiggling against the metal 00:26:44.960 --> 00:26:48.880 of the armor and You know you've been hit, but 00:26:48.880 --> 00:26:51.099 you don't feel any, you don't feel its teeth 00:26:51.099 --> 00:26:53.920 pierce it. And so it's just latching onto you 00:26:53.920 --> 00:27:02.299 like, ahhh! And finally, the next one is going 00:27:02.299 --> 00:27:04.700 to swim up behind it, but it can't quite reach 00:27:04.700 --> 00:27:09.910 you, but maybe next turn it can. So, that. is 00:27:09.910 --> 00:27:14.250 the first turn. Congratulations, gentlemen. You 00:27:14.250 --> 00:27:18.289 have survived. But, can you eliminate the final 00:27:18.289 --> 00:27:24.289 two? Who would like to go first? Squicks, I think, 00:27:24.329 --> 00:27:25.849 would like to go first. Unless somebody else 00:27:25.849 --> 00:27:29.309 wants to go first, right? Uh, I mean, Chet can 00:27:29.309 --> 00:27:32.269 go. Alright, Chet. Chet might make process to 00:27:32.269 --> 00:27:35.450 pop that one, you know? Yeah, he's gonna try 00:27:35.450 --> 00:27:38.250 and get the one that just got up in Squicks' 00:27:38.509 --> 00:27:42.059 face. Okay, he's going to remember there are 00:27:42.059 --> 00:27:47.539 penalties for firing into melee. I believe Yeah, 00:27:47.819 --> 00:27:52.059 the DN is higher I think it goes up by one So 00:27:52.059 --> 00:27:56.920 he's going to aim and then he's gonna call a 00:27:56.920 --> 00:28:03.559 shot oh The DN goes up again So the DN right 00:28:03.559 --> 00:28:08.890 now, what's the DN gonna be? The DN So you it's 00:28:08.890 --> 00:28:11.970 he is a DN of one normally DN of two because 00:28:11.970 --> 00:28:13.930 you're firing in the melee DN of three because 00:28:13.930 --> 00:28:18.210 you're calling a shot and he's aiming so Aiming 00:28:18.210 --> 00:28:21.589 I believe gives him more ice ice. Jesus dice. 00:28:21.910 --> 00:28:25.589 Is that true? I don't remember. Yeah Yeah, you 00:28:25.589 --> 00:28:27.549 would either give him a dice or it would negate 00:28:27.549 --> 00:28:30.289 the plus one DN from shooting in a melee, but 00:28:30.289 --> 00:28:35.809 either way Oh either way I'll just say the end 00:28:35.809 --> 00:28:40.759 of two then Yep. Plus one bonus die, two range, 00:28:40.759 --> 00:28:44.339 attack tests. Good either way. I got three successes, 00:28:44.599 --> 00:28:47.259 five failures, I'm gonna shift. I'm gonna shift 00:28:47.259 --> 00:28:51.299 for damage. You do not have a shift. Oh, I don't 00:28:51.299 --> 00:28:53.599 have a shift. Aw, boo. Yeah, you need that six 00:28:53.599 --> 00:28:56.339 or else it turns into a failure. Okay, so we'll 00:28:56.339 --> 00:29:00.559 just do some damage to see what we do. Ten points 00:29:00.559 --> 00:29:03.599 of damage. Ten points of damage. And you said 00:29:03.599 --> 00:29:07.170 you... What was the called shot? Just like right 00:29:07.170 --> 00:29:10.529 at the back of its head. Let's see, I think there's 00:29:10.529 --> 00:29:13.990 a little split. Yeah, so the way ColdShot works. 00:29:13.990 --> 00:29:20.009 Yep. Oh, continue. The way ColdShot works, you 00:29:20.009 --> 00:29:26.910 can select points. Let's see here. What's the 00:29:26.910 --> 00:29:30.289 form? What's about Salvos right now? ColdShot. 00:29:32.049 --> 00:29:36.619 You can target the opponent's weak points. Firing 00:29:36.619 --> 00:29:38.720 at a blah blah blah. You can make an attack, 00:29:39.279 --> 00:29:41.319 a called shot, by declaring a target. There's 00:29:41.319 --> 00:29:43.579 a gap in the armor, an eye, vulnerable joint. 00:29:44.200 --> 00:29:46.539 You get a DN penalty dependent on the size of 00:29:46.539 --> 00:29:51.180 your target based on the called shot table. And 00:29:51.180 --> 00:29:54.039 you gain extra dice equal to the DN penalty you 00:29:54.039 --> 00:30:00.079 take. So in the future. So if you like medium, 00:30:00.200 --> 00:30:02.759 you know you're gonna go for an arm is... Plus 00:30:02.759 --> 00:30:06.519 one DN penalty, but you get one extra die. Small 00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:07.660 is a header in hand. Is that one extra damage 00:30:07.660 --> 00:30:11.480 die? Yes. The DN goes up by one and then the 00:30:11.480 --> 00:30:13.960 damage die go up. You get one extra damage die. 00:30:14.779 --> 00:30:17.220 Okay. And then small is two. So you trade difficulty 00:30:17.220 --> 00:30:19.400 for damage. Tiny, like an eye or an armor joint, 00:30:19.559 --> 00:30:22.900 is three. And there's a little table of it. On 00:30:22.900 --> 00:30:30.190 118. We'll just say these these things have particularly 00:30:30.190 --> 00:30:33.529 large heads compared to their body. So it's like 00:30:33.529 --> 00:30:38.049 It's we'll call it medium And that nightmare 00:30:38.049 --> 00:30:41.789 fish head. It's got lots of teeth You specifically 00:30:41.789 --> 00:30:44.230 aimed in such a way that you know, you weren't 00:30:44.230 --> 00:30:52.269 gonna shoot Squigs and You managed to like Shoot 00:30:52.269 --> 00:30:54.569 at the base of the neck in such a way that you 00:30:54.569 --> 00:30:59.319 sever its head from its body And now Squigs just 00:30:59.319 --> 00:31:04.119 has like an ornamental lizard head clamped onto 00:31:04.119 --> 00:31:08.380 his leg on the armor, but no longer wiggling 00:31:08.380 --> 00:31:11.660 around, just kind of just stuck. Just staring 00:31:11.660 --> 00:31:16.539 at it. Big thumbs up. I just I'm just like staring 00:31:16.539 --> 00:31:18.599 at it like, ah, and then I see you give it a 00:31:18.599 --> 00:31:20.059 thumbs up and I just kind of give you a real 00:31:20.059 --> 00:31:21.859 shaky thumbs up as I'm trying to shake this thing's 00:31:21.859 --> 00:31:26.829 head off my leg. All right. Is that your turn, 00:31:27.130 --> 00:31:31.809 Chet? Yep, that's it for Chet. Okay. I'm glad 00:31:31.809 --> 00:31:37.569 we brought this guy. So, the final... The final 00:31:37.569 --> 00:31:40.190 lizard beast will attempt to go. Alright? He 00:31:40.190 --> 00:31:44.349 does so. He goes here. He also attempts to bite 00:31:44.349 --> 00:31:49.609 you. Boo. He sees his friend. He does not care, 00:31:49.710 --> 00:31:52.049 for he does not have feelings. Only rage and 00:31:52.049 --> 00:32:06.220 hunger. Typical Xenos. Yes. Uh -oh. So he bites 00:32:06.220 --> 00:32:10.299 you, he succeeds, but something happens. His 00:32:10.299 --> 00:32:13.140 face runs out of ammunition. His face runs out 00:32:13.140 --> 00:32:16.740 of ammo. His teeth lack ammo. His weapon jam. 00:32:17.660 --> 00:32:21.119 His weapon hit his teeth, so his teeth get stuck 00:32:21.119 --> 00:32:30.880 in you as well. And oh my gosh, I can't do enough 00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:39.299 damage So in one leg you have a severed head 00:32:39.299 --> 00:32:42.680 and now in the other leg you have a fully intact 00:32:42.680 --> 00:32:47.119 lizard beast chomping down on you who's Who's 00:32:47.119 --> 00:32:49.440 like the other one was just like yeah, it bit 00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:52.000 you so it's like kind of stuck. This one is like 00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:54.730 jammed Like it got into your armor and it got 00:32:54.730 --> 00:32:58.230 really close. But now like the joints like in 00:32:58.230 --> 00:33:00.509 your knee are like stuck on his teeth and it's 00:33:00.509 --> 00:33:05.750 just like it can't move. Oh, shit. All right. 00:33:05.930 --> 00:33:08.549 All right. You two are left. I'm going to go. 00:33:09.490 --> 00:33:13.549 OK. All right. I'm going to go. I am just going 00:33:13.549 --> 00:33:16.210 to put the pistol straight against this thing's 00:33:16.210 --> 00:33:23.940 head. You think? Actually, you know what? I have 00:33:23.940 --> 00:33:28.240 a knife. I'm just gonna just stab just crazy 00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:31.720 just stab like I'm stabbing him with like a Like 00:33:31.720 --> 00:33:37.460 a like a stiletto Okay, yes, it is it's a stiletto. 00:33:37.460 --> 00:33:39.599 It's not like a penknife or like a letter opener 00:33:39.599 --> 00:33:43.000 like this is a mean -ass looking stiletto and 00:33:43.000 --> 00:33:44.819 you see him kind of just like pull it from his 00:33:44.819 --> 00:33:49.539 back like ah He's aggressively jabbing it into 00:33:49.539 --> 00:33:56.440 this thing Let's see, any specials I can do with 00:33:56.440 --> 00:34:01.859 melee? I'm not good with melee, but like... Yeah, 00:34:02.059 --> 00:34:04.220 I, uh... I don't think they have... Yeah, I'm 00:34:04.220 --> 00:34:07.160 just gonna... I'm just gonna try to set just... 00:34:07.160 --> 00:34:11.800 Um... Do -do -do, short range, attacks... I'm 00:34:11.800 --> 00:34:16.940 gonna try... You know what? I'm going to try... 00:34:16.940 --> 00:34:20.019 to... I'm gonna try to all -out attack, because 00:34:20.019 --> 00:34:22.440 this thing is stuck on me. I am not happy with 00:34:22.440 --> 00:34:28.000 it. So okay, yeah do it so what that does all 00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:32.659 attack plus two bonus dice to all melee attacks 00:34:32.659 --> 00:34:42.800 And then it gives you minus two defense Check 00:34:42.800 --> 00:34:45.280 the actual rules real quick here to make sure 00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:48.699 I'm doing this right plus two bonus dice to my 00:34:48.699 --> 00:34:54.519 melee attack dice What's the ED on this? The 00:34:54.519 --> 00:34:59.460 DN? Yeah, the DN on this. So they have their 00:34:59.460 --> 00:35:03.760 DN is 1 and then plus 1 for your all -out attack. 00:35:04.739 --> 00:35:08.559 So 2. Yeah, so all -out attack and then I get 00:35:08.559 --> 00:35:11.059 a minus 2 to my defense next turn. So if this 00:35:11.059 --> 00:35:16.460 thing makes it, I'm in trouble. Ah, I see. So... 00:35:18.510 --> 00:35:19.909 Just trying to figure out exactly... Would you 00:35:19.909 --> 00:35:22.949 like to add some glory to have some more dice? 00:35:23.289 --> 00:35:26.429 If anybody does not mind, I wouldn't mind taking 00:35:26.429 --> 00:35:29.989 a glory. Go for it. Although, Kevin, I don't 00:35:29.989 --> 00:35:31.809 think his DN goes up because of the all -out 00:35:31.809 --> 00:35:35.349 attack. Oh, no? I think the penalty is just squigs. 00:35:35.349 --> 00:35:37.909 Oh, just his defense. Okay, so your DN won then. 00:35:38.389 --> 00:35:41.409 Yeah, I get bonus dice to my melee attack. Okay, 00:35:41.530 --> 00:35:44.110 so that should... I think that's what I need 00:35:44.110 --> 00:35:47.960 to do. Let's roll this. And I didn't add any 00:35:47.960 --> 00:35:49.300 glory. Well, you would have been fine anyway. 00:35:49.639 --> 00:35:51.780 I'm fine anyway. Alright, so I didn't take any 00:35:51.780 --> 00:35:57.079 glory. Okay, so... But can you kill it? Can I 00:35:57.079 --> 00:36:01.119 kill it? That is the important question. I do 00:36:01.119 --> 00:36:06.599 five damage. Five damage? Because I just, I'm 00:36:06.599 --> 00:36:10.519 just... Yeah! Ah! I'm just... Get off me! Get! 00:36:10.940 --> 00:36:14.820 One wound has gone through. Oh good. Good good 00:36:14.820 --> 00:36:17.389 good. Because I'm just like... I'm literally 00:36:17.389 --> 00:36:19.889 just stabbing it in the face unskillfully with 00:36:19.889 --> 00:36:24.369 a very pretty stiletto. Yeah, so you just... 00:36:24.369 --> 00:36:27.269 It's stuck on you. You're going all out, and 00:36:27.269 --> 00:36:29.929 as you like thrash and stab at it, you manage 00:36:29.929 --> 00:36:33.670 to get the stiletto in between some of the... 00:36:33.670 --> 00:36:37.889 It's tough, scaly hide, and you can feel yourself 00:36:37.889 --> 00:36:40.710 just do a little bit, but like, it's wiggling 00:36:40.710 --> 00:36:44.090 pretty hard and your hand is rejected soon after. 00:36:44.440 --> 00:36:47.599 And so you got it, but maybe not as much as you 00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:50.920 would have liked. Well, you know, this is what 00:36:50.920 --> 00:36:54.559 it is. I tried. Help! This thing doesn't seem 00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:59.159 to want to let go. I think it's stuck. So Chet 00:36:59.159 --> 00:37:03.199 and Francisco, you can see that that attack has 00:37:03.199 --> 00:37:05.880 thrown Squigs off balance and he begins to fall 00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:12.179 backwards. Alright, I think I go next. You do! 00:37:12.860 --> 00:37:15.940 So... I think because I can see him from here, 00:37:16.340 --> 00:37:19.119 I can just aim so I don't have to move, which 00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:21.559 will negate the penalty for shooting into melee. 00:37:22.519 --> 00:37:26.579 Uh, I've already targeted him, so I think I can 00:37:26.579 --> 00:37:28.420 just shoot him with my last gun and hope for 00:37:28.420 --> 00:37:32.119 the best. Just like, alright, hold, hold still, 00:37:32.420 --> 00:37:38.039 squags, I think we got this. Hey, success. Success. 00:37:38.639 --> 00:37:42.099 And I'll just roll the damage. Which is a good 00:37:42.099 --> 00:37:47.150 amount. Also a good amount and then I apply damage 00:37:47.150 --> 00:37:52.050 No, I don't look like I apply the damage You're 00:37:52.050 --> 00:37:57.210 the one who I like I like permission and I believe 00:37:57.210 --> 00:38:04.230 that was exactly enough to kill him. No So So 00:38:04.230 --> 00:38:09.050 in the distance a Francisco takes aim blast this 00:38:09.050 --> 00:38:16.139 final lizard beast and its wrath and its squiggling 00:38:16.139 --> 00:38:21.320 stops on squigs. And now the battle has come 00:38:21.320 --> 00:38:23.539 to a conclusion. Congratulations, you have survived. 00:38:23.739 --> 00:38:26.940 Oh, good. I'm just laying on the ground. I'm 00:38:26.940 --> 00:38:30.500 laying on the ground in the mud and once I've 00:38:30.500 --> 00:38:32.599 calmed down enough, once you've shot this thing 00:38:32.599 --> 00:38:35.539 fully off me. I'm just going to be using the 00:38:35.539 --> 00:38:38.039 stiletto to like carve away the forces of - I'm 00:38:38.039 --> 00:38:40.840 assuming like its reflex was to die with his 00:38:40.840 --> 00:38:44.280 jaw shutting harder. Oh yeah, definitely. So 00:38:44.280 --> 00:38:46.840 I'm just using my knife to kind of like wedge 00:38:46.840 --> 00:38:51.659 its face open. Just really, just having a bad 00:38:51.659 --> 00:38:54.800 time there, kind of. Yeah. Just hyperventilating 00:38:54.800 --> 00:38:58.980 a little bit. So you - yeah, you - you - you 00:38:58.980 --> 00:39:01.579 drag yourself a little bit to like the corner 00:39:01.579 --> 00:39:06.019 where some rock is and you begin just like prying 00:39:06.019 --> 00:39:09.199 this creatures the what the the one with the 00:39:09.199 --> 00:39:11.559 severed head it it it doesn't really have any 00:39:11.559 --> 00:39:13.420 muscles left to close this jaw it was kind of 00:39:13.420 --> 00:39:15.000 just stuck at the fabric you get rid of that 00:39:15.000 --> 00:39:18.760 one and this one though it's like it's in there 00:39:18.760 --> 00:39:20.639 and so you're gonna you're gonna spend a little 00:39:20.639 --> 00:39:27.400 bit of time prying it out yep and i'll just kick 00:39:27.400 --> 00:39:30.559 off my shoes and socks like real fast just to 00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:32.059 carry everything above my head and i'm just gonna 00:39:32.059 --> 00:39:35.349 make my way across the water if I can do so safely 00:39:35.349 --> 00:39:43.250 yeah as you enter the water you notice that instead 00:39:43.250 --> 00:39:46.070 of things swimming towards you it looks like 00:39:46.070 --> 00:39:48.369 those same things are now swimming away from 00:39:48.369 --> 00:39:57.050 you as they seem to be sufficiently scared there's 00:39:57.099 --> 00:40:00.800 you know this like oily green fluid leaking out 00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:04.099 of these creatures like slowly clouding the water 00:40:04.099 --> 00:40:08.940 it seems they understand that where they see 00:40:08.940 --> 00:40:11.639 their friend's blood they should probably leave 00:40:11.639 --> 00:40:14.820 we're the apex predator now yeah try it you got 00:40:14.820 --> 00:40:16.760 to get up pretty damn early in the morning to 00:40:16.760 --> 00:40:19.440 eat shit though apparently not that early to 00:40:19.440 --> 00:40:25.519 try to try to eat me thanks thank you for the 00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:31.949 assistance Don't know what it is about my robes 00:40:31.949 --> 00:40:34.130 or equipment that makes me so delicious to the 00:40:34.130 --> 00:40:36.889 local wildlife So Chet, I want you to describe 00:40:36.889 --> 00:40:41.710 to me how you cross the stream At this point 00:40:41.710 --> 00:40:46.429 Chet is He takes off his boots and he if you're 00:40:46.429 --> 00:40:48.969 paying attention he noticeably drops a couple 00:40:48.969 --> 00:40:51.349 inches like you might have lifts in his boots 00:40:51.349 --> 00:40:54.750 and he doesn't say anything to anybody and he 00:40:54.750 --> 00:40:57.909 just kind of Holds his rifle over his head and 00:40:57.909 --> 00:41:01.670 he's basically the waters up to his neck and 00:41:01.670 --> 00:41:05.510 he's just kind of half doggy paddling half like 00:41:05.510 --> 00:41:08.150 frantically, you know, kicking his feet to get 00:41:08.150 --> 00:41:10.289 over to the other side. All right, like not to 00:41:10.289 --> 00:41:12.869 say anything. We just we just like keep an eye 00:41:12.869 --> 00:41:14.230 out of you out of the corner of our eyes to make 00:41:14.230 --> 00:41:16.409 sure the water doesn't take you away. Don't don't 00:41:16.409 --> 00:41:19.909 look at me. I'm just helping squigs over here 00:41:19.909 --> 00:41:22.670 and I like try to also rip off the thing's jaws. 00:41:25.550 --> 00:41:29.570 It's brilliant. Oh, I also saw you ran out of 00:41:29.570 --> 00:41:32.510 ammo there. I assume we have backup ammo for 00:41:32.510 --> 00:41:38.789 you. Yes Everybody starts with two ammo so I 00:41:38.789 --> 00:41:46.230 will reload I will use one of my ammo reloads 00:41:46.230 --> 00:41:49.190 Right and remember you never have to reload unless 00:41:49.190 --> 00:41:53.110 you run out of ammo for some reason. That's a 00:41:53.110 --> 00:41:55.090 good thing you have the knife in That is a cool 00:41:55.090 --> 00:41:57.190 knife, though. I don't think that's standard 00:41:57.190 --> 00:42:06.190 issue, though. Yeah, that was a gift. You see 00:42:06.190 --> 00:42:08.949 he just kind of wipes it off and puts it back 00:42:08.949 --> 00:42:13.989 away on his person. It was a gift for some well 00:42:13.989 --> 00:42:19.409 -done work. What kind of job is that? I've worked 00:42:19.409 --> 00:42:22.849 some jobs, maybe a free meal or something like 00:42:22.849 --> 00:42:26.969 that. Giving you a knife, that's an interesting 00:42:26.969 --> 00:42:31.190 line of work. If you believe it or not, this 00:42:31.190 --> 00:42:35.130 isn't my first time being sent out to do something 00:42:35.130 --> 00:42:38.190 like this. The Administratum sends me where they 00:42:38.190 --> 00:42:42.650 will, ostensibly to help with paperwork, check 00:42:42.650 --> 00:42:48.010 over, scrolls and requisitions, as usually to 00:42:48.010 --> 00:42:52.719 help smooth over new acquisitions. new places 00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:56.159 brought into compliance, or older places that 00:42:56.159 --> 00:42:59.000 are beginning to drift ever so slightly out of 00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:01.960 compliance. And for whatever reason, I usually 00:43:01.960 --> 00:43:08.500 end up out in the field. I had helped a couple 00:43:08.500 --> 00:43:13.800 of local enforcers. I don't remember the name 00:43:13.800 --> 00:43:16.760 of the planet anymore, it's been so long. But 00:43:16.760 --> 00:43:22.760 for having helped out, They just kind of gave 00:43:22.760 --> 00:43:27.780 me one of their local knives. Everybody has their 00:43:27.780 --> 00:43:30.000 own. The costumes, their own weapons, etc. And 00:43:30.000 --> 00:43:32.360 this was a particularly well -made knife. And 00:43:32.360 --> 00:43:35.579 they gave it to me as a thanks for having helped 00:43:35.579 --> 00:43:39.360 them sort their paperwork issues, get everything 00:43:39.360 --> 00:43:45.260 going back the way it should be. That is a very 00:43:45.260 --> 00:43:47.800 illuminating story, I'll say, for two very important 00:43:47.800 --> 00:43:51.610 things. One... Everybody needs paperwork done, 00:43:52.050 --> 00:43:56.289 and two, every paper worker needs to use a knife 00:43:56.289 --> 00:43:59.510 every once in a while. Don't know what the moral 00:43:59.510 --> 00:44:03.190 of that story is, but it's just a thing to know. 00:44:03.369 --> 00:44:07.409 Sometimes paperwork, you know, sometimes paperwork 00:44:07.409 --> 00:44:15.369 wears Jack boots. But yeah, if we get the thing 00:44:15.369 --> 00:44:17.309 off, I'll take your hand and I'll help you stand 00:44:17.309 --> 00:44:24.900 back up. I accept it. Thank you. And I look, 00:44:25.039 --> 00:44:27.179 I check my pistol and I'm like, oh! And I realize 00:44:27.179 --> 00:44:31.840 that the pack was out. And I switch out the pack 00:44:31.840 --> 00:44:35.099 rather efficiently. Put the burnt out one in 00:44:35.099 --> 00:44:38.440 my backpack. Waste not. I will have to count 00:44:38.440 --> 00:44:42.019 it as missing otherwise. I was gonna say, that 00:44:42.019 --> 00:44:45.239 is your job, I assume, right? To get back? Yep. 00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:47.440 I will have to account for all the last packs 00:44:47.440 --> 00:44:50.030 that I... It wasn't there to account for, I have 00:44:50.030 --> 00:44:54.829 no doubt of that. Fun fact, I, as a player, actually 00:44:54.829 --> 00:44:57.230 forgot I was out of ammunition almost as soon 00:44:57.230 --> 00:45:01.590 as I was out of ammunition. I was like, oh, I'll 00:45:01.590 --> 00:45:03.550 just use the gun to shoot him. And I was like, 00:45:03.789 --> 00:45:05.690 no, I pulled the knife because I'm in melee because 00:45:05.690 --> 00:45:07.369 I forgot. I was like, I'm going to pull my gun 00:45:07.369 --> 00:45:10.449 to his head and shoot. I was like, that would 00:45:10.449 --> 00:45:12.650 be really cool. And that would have been extra 00:45:12.650 --> 00:45:14.469 funny if you click and it strikes. I was like, 00:45:14.489 --> 00:45:23.750 fuck. And that's how squigs dies. I'm as dumb 00:45:23.750 --> 00:45:27.969 as my character. Isn't that the dream? If we 00:45:27.969 --> 00:45:29.710 could all be only as dumb as our characters. 00:45:30.530 --> 00:45:32.050 Joke's on them, he's got a long way to go to 00:45:32.050 --> 00:45:36.789 catch up to me. Yeah, I assume Chet makes it 00:45:36.789 --> 00:45:39.750 across unmolested, unturned in the fish food. 00:45:40.369 --> 00:45:44.289 Yes. You guys are, you manage to cross through 00:45:44.289 --> 00:45:47.610 a little stream safely. You're a little wet, 00:45:47.809 --> 00:45:50.730 you know, you take your time. And I will say 00:45:50.730 --> 00:45:53.909 that, you know, from the time you began to travel 00:45:53.909 --> 00:46:00.090 from, you know, the base through the previous 00:46:00.090 --> 00:46:02.789 zone with the booby traps and the vine through 00:46:02.789 --> 00:46:05.190 this river, the sun is getting pretty low in 00:46:05.190 --> 00:46:09.190 the sky. So you can continue to travel or you 00:46:09.190 --> 00:46:12.719 can set up camp or something. 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