WEBVTT 00:00:03.180 --> 00:00:07.480 Departmento Vox Communicatus Office of Catastrophic 00:00:07.480 --> 00:00:12.960 Reclassification Internal Memorandum Title Due 00:00:12.960 --> 00:00:15.320 to recent improvements in catastrophe management 00:00:15.320 --> 00:00:20.039 Circulation All remaining personnel and those 00:00:20.039 --> 00:00:24.640 resembling them Classification Encouraging Date 00:00:24.640 --> 00:00:29.640 Indeterminate but morale positive Subject Clarification 00:00:29.640 --> 00:00:32.710 and celebration of our recent improvements in 00:00:32.710 --> 00:00:36.869 catastrophe management to all valued employees 00:00:36.869 --> 00:00:40.609 conscripts remnants and animate participants 00:00:40.609 --> 00:00:44.829 the office of catastrophic reclassification is 00:00:44.829 --> 00:00:47.490 pleased to report measurable success in the ongoing 00:00:47.490 --> 00:00:50.270 optimization of disaster conditions across sub 00:00:50.270 --> 00:00:53.990 -sector beta 3 following recent events still 00:00:53.990 --> 00:00:57.329 unfolding still glowing the Hive has officially 00:00:57.329 --> 00:01:00.189 entered what analysts are describing as a sustained 00:01:00.189 --> 00:01:02.570 state of improvement through catastrophe management. 00:01:03.090 --> 00:01:06.129 This memorandum seeks to clarify key adjustments 00:01:06.129 --> 00:01:09.370 to terminology, workflow and acceptable screaming 00:01:09.370 --> 00:01:13.709 levels. Section 1. Redefinition of catastrophe. 00:01:14.750 --> 00:01:18.049 Effective immediately, the term catastrophe will 00:01:18.049 --> 00:01:20.969 be replaced in all official documentation with 00:01:20.969 --> 00:01:24.569 creative euphemism. Personnel are encouraged 00:01:24.569 --> 00:01:27.709 to reframe all observable collapse as a manifestation 00:01:27.709 --> 00:01:32.849 of the hive's creative spirit. Examples My shift 00:01:32.849 --> 00:01:35.409 supervisor was dissolved by unstructured progress. 00:01:36.010 --> 00:01:40.510 The ceiling is expressing creative freedom. The 00:01:40.510 --> 00:01:44.609 floor has become fluid with opportunity. Positive 00:01:44.609 --> 00:01:47.530 reframing fosters morale and limits liability. 00:01:51.180 --> 00:01:54.900 losses and promotions. All individuals previously 00:01:54.900 --> 00:01:58.980 designated missing, deceased or transmogrified 00:01:58.980 --> 00:02:02.859 are to be recorded under the new category, temporarily 00:02:02.859 --> 00:02:07.140 reassigned to abstract function. This reflects 00:02:07.140 --> 00:02:09.840 the department's belief that all service continues, 00:02:10.280 --> 00:02:13.819 whether physical, metaphysical or vaporised. 00:02:13.939 --> 00:02:17.449 Please note. Personnel found praying to their 00:02:17.449 --> 00:02:19.610 own name tags will be considered in violation 00:02:19.610 --> 00:02:22.930 of the union of form and are to be gently corrected 00:02:22.930 --> 00:02:28.569 with calming solvents. Section 3. Infrastructure 00:02:28.569 --> 00:02:32.389 Update Several civic structures have chosen to 00:02:32.389 --> 00:02:35.909 reinterpret their purpose. The central Habspire 00:02:35.909 --> 00:02:38.569 has begun folding itself into a devotional spiral. 00:02:39.449 --> 00:02:43.050 Power Station Gamma 6 is now a Cathedral of Sparks. 00:02:44.110 --> 00:02:47.210 The sewage network has achieved spontaneous sentience 00:02:47.210 --> 00:02:49.650 and has applied for departmental recognition. 00:02:50.729 --> 00:02:53.789 These developments are to be celebrated as indicators 00:02:53.789 --> 00:02:57.389 of dynamic, self -guided progress. Remember, 00:02:57.629 --> 00:03:00.530 if the walls are whispering, it means they care. 00:03:02.289 --> 00:03:06.090 Section 4. Psychological Reinforcement Initiative 00:03:06.090 --> 00:03:09.849 In recognition of recent morale fluctuations, 00:03:10.169 --> 00:03:13.699 classified as enthusiastic screaming, The Department 00:03:13.699 --> 00:03:17.060 is proud to introduce the Smile Contingent Program. 00:03:18.259 --> 00:03:20.780 Participants will be issued corrective visors 00:03:20.780 --> 00:03:23.639 that ensure a continuous, regulation -approved 00:03:23.639 --> 00:03:26.960 grin. Compliance with the Smile Directive will 00:03:26.960 --> 00:03:29.840 be rewarded with extended break periods and occasional 00:03:29.840 --> 00:03:36.060 air. Section 5. Commendations. The following 00:03:36.060 --> 00:03:38.840 individuals and collectives are recognized for 00:03:38.840 --> 00:03:41.020 their outstanding contributions to the ongoing 00:03:41.020 --> 00:03:45.460 catastrophe management. Overseer Lira Hev, posthumous, 00:03:45.500 --> 00:03:48.960 for redefining containment breach as personnel 00:03:48.960 --> 00:03:52.740 redistribution. The Choir of Reactor Sub -Level 00:03:52.740 --> 00:03:55.840 4, for maintaining harmonic integrity during 00:03:55.840 --> 00:04:00.259 meltdown. Servitor Unit 117B, for continuing 00:04:00.259 --> 00:04:04.080 to file reports without fingers. All commendations 00:04:04.080 --> 00:04:06.319 will be engraved on the next available structural 00:04:06.319 --> 00:04:12.550 surface. Section 6, Forward Outlook. Projections 00:04:12.550 --> 00:04:15.710 indicate a 300 % increase in ambient miracles, 00:04:16.050 --> 00:04:19.949 a 40 % rise in communicable salvation, and the 00:04:19.949 --> 00:04:22.430 total dissolution of at least one calendar system. 00:04:22.889 --> 00:04:26.850 As we continue our transition into a fully reclassified 00:04:26.850 --> 00:04:30.170 catastrophe, let us take comfort in the departmental 00:04:30.170 --> 00:04:35.889 creed. What burns, builds. What falls, ascends. 00:04:36.110 --> 00:04:41.379 What ends, reports. We thank all colleagues for 00:04:41.379 --> 00:04:44.160 their dedication, their composure, and their 00:04:44.160 --> 00:04:46.459 continued existence in whatever form remains. 00:04:47.220 --> 00:04:49.920 Further guidance will be distributed as soon 00:04:49.920 --> 00:04:54.139 as we regain the concept of distribution. Signed, 00:04:54.139 --> 00:04:57.540 Acting Undersecretary of Continuity, Farah Holne. 00:04:57.860 --> 00:05:01.660 Filed under Directive 99B, Inspiration Through 00:05:01.660 --> 00:05:04.720 Collapse. Blessed be the paperwork that survives 00:05:04.720 --> 00:05:13.879 the flame. Host Servitor 241 was played by Richard 00:05:13.879 --> 00:05:18.720 Roberts. Vox Sanctum Gloriana is an Evil Lighthouse 00:05:18.720 --> 00:05:19.040 production.