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Wendy:
You know what a bad word is?

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Wendy:
for most people.

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Wendy:
Moist.

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Siren:
Yeah. Yeah.

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Wendy:
Less people would rather hear
that than fuckity.

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Wendy:
Fuck fuck fuck.

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Siren:
That's. That's so true.

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Siren:
I will say that, if you are part

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Siren:
of this for long, you should

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Siren:
probably expect to get rather

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Siren:
moist.

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Siren:
Wherever you are.

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Wendy:
Your your pantaloons will be.

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Wendy:
Condensated.

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Siren:
Welcome to tongue First, the
podcast where curiosity is sexy.

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Wendy:
And consent is hotter.

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Siren:
I'm Aubrey Jones, but you can
call me siren.

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Wendy:
And I'm Wendy Reeves.

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Wendy:
Each week we serve up chaotic

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Wendy:
conversations about love,

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Wendy:
gender, queerness, and all the

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Wendy:
messy, beautiful things in

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Wendy:
between.

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Siren:
what's your favorite position?

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Wendy:
Can we do we have a category or
like.

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Siren:
I mean, there should be
categories, right?

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Wendy:
The I want to do or that's done
to me.

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Wendy:
Which which one are we like?

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Siren:
Where do you hope to find
yourself.

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Wendy:
In someone's pussy at all times?

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Siren:
Okay. Valid.

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Siren:
Each episode, we talk about the

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Siren:
queer stories that shaped us and

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Siren:
maybe help you uncover your own

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Siren:
awakening moment.

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Siren:
Subaru knew I was a lesbian
before I knew I was a lesbian.

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Wendy:
I fucking.

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Wendy:
Hate it.

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Siren:
one hundred percent.

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Wendy:
Everyone when they see me

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Wendy:
because I'm blatantly a
masc-lesbian.

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Wendy:
What

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Wendy:
kind of Subaru are you driving?
And

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Wendy:
what do I say? Ask

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Wendy:
your mom because I was fucking
her in.

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Wendy:
It last night.

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Wendy:
So ask your motherfucking mama
because she liked my Subaru all

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Wendy:
up in her coochie ru.

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Siren:
Oh my God.

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Wendy:
Episode one drops next week, so
hit subscribe and join us

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Wendy:
wherever you get your podcasts.

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Siren:
Until next time, stay curious,

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Siren:
stay queer, and don't forget to

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Siren:
lick responsibly.

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Wendy:
Who likes balls?

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Wendy:
Like, honestly, who likes them?

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Wendy:
Exactly.

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Wendy:
Crickets.

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Wendy:
Question two.

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Wendy:
Does your cooter ever tingle?

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Siren:
monogamous in the way that like,

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Siren:
we can still make out with our

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Siren:
friends

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Wendy:
Do you want to make out with me?

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Wendy:
Is that what you're saying?