Wendy: You know what a bad word is?
Wendy: for most people.
Wendy: Moist.
Siren: Yeah. Yeah.
Wendy: Less people would rather hear that than fuckity.
Wendy: Fuck fuck fuck.
Siren: That's. That's so true.
Siren: I will say that, if you are part
Siren: of this for long, you should
Siren: probably expect to get rather
Siren: moist.
Siren: Wherever you are.
Wendy: Your your pantaloons will be.
Wendy: Condensated.
Siren: Welcome to tongue First, the podcast where curiosity is sexy.
Wendy: And consent is hotter.
Siren: I'm Aubrey Jones, but you can call me siren.
Wendy: And I'm Wendy Reeves.
Wendy: Each week we serve up chaotic
Wendy: conversations about love,
Wendy: gender, queerness, and all the
Wendy: messy, beautiful things in
Wendy: between.
Siren: what's your favorite position?
Wendy: Can we do we have a category or like.
Siren: I mean, there should be categories, right?
Wendy: The I want to do or that's done to me.
Wendy: Which which one are we like?
Siren: Where do you hope to find yourself.
Wendy: In someone's pussy at all times?
Siren: Okay. Valid.
Siren: Each episode, we talk about the
Siren: queer stories that shaped us and
Siren: maybe help you uncover your own
Siren: awakening moment.
Siren: Subaru knew I was a lesbian before I knew I was a lesbian.
Wendy: I fucking.
Wendy: Hate it.
Siren: one hundred percent.
Wendy: Everyone when they see me
Wendy: because I'm blatantly a masc-lesbian.
Wendy: What
Wendy: kind of Subaru are you driving? And
Wendy: what do I say? Ask
Wendy: your mom because I was fucking her in.
Wendy: It last night.
Wendy: So ask your motherfucking mama because she liked my Subaru all
Wendy: up in her coochie ru.
Siren: Oh my God.
Wendy: Episode one drops next week, so hit subscribe and join us
Wendy: wherever you get your podcasts.
Siren: Until next time, stay curious,
Siren: stay queer, and don't forget to
Siren: lick responsibly.
Wendy: Who likes balls?
Wendy: Like, honestly, who likes them?
Wendy: Exactly.
Wendy: Crickets.
Wendy: Question two.
Wendy: Does your cooter ever tingle?
Siren: monogamous in the way that like,
Siren: we can still make out with our
Siren: friends
Wendy: Do you want to make out with me?
Wendy: Is that what you're saying?