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This summer, you're covered in dog hair and toffee

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and beans. The Bad Articles is back. This is

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a situation of your own making. Any sort of goblin,

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ghoul, or skeleton will fall to pieces at that.

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Well said, Sensei. More importantly, are you

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naked underneath this? Absolutely! More beans.

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My beans are in my gi! More bats. Bathing montage.

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More Brosnan. Pierce Brosnan? Yeah. Oh yeah.

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Yeah, okay. I've never looked more like a ghoul.

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Don't see me. Flushing stuff down my toilet.

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Sleepover. Pints of Guinness and pints of baby

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Guinness, please. No, mouth closed. Pervert sick.

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Jesus Christ, this is a nightmare. You don't

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think I'm a bad person, right? Doesn't look good

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for you. Sick pervert. Okay, I know what's bad.

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10 out of 10. Join the Fight Against Fright on

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July 6th. What the fuck is that? What is that?

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Wherever you get your podcasts, that's where

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you'll find us. Oh my God. Run, run. And remember,

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stay safe out there unless you want to find yourself

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in the bad articles. Absolutely amazing. Wow.