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This February. Tell me more, tell me more. The

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Bad Articles is back. Yeah, two hands and a knee

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involved, that's a lot. And stranger than ever.

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It's been a long week, I found out the supernatural

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is real, I watched a man die. Alright folks,

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get your game faces on, look sad. More jokes.

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Bit of lightbounder, I'm terrified. More investigations.

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Does he have a wife? Does he have a wife? Keep

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it down. More tantrums. I've got maybe five good

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years on these knees. I'm sick of this shit.

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I'm sick of you. More characters. Give us an

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old clink there, fella. Clink. I am sick of this.

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It's worth jack shit. More sound design. I've

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got a sword right here. More pints. I drank his

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drink. More cows. More cats. More soup? It's

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been a bad week. Join the fight against fright

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this February. Frankly, Gary, who the fuck are

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you? Wherever you get your podcasts, that's where

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you'll find us. What's happening? It's not good.

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And remember, stay safe out there unless you

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want to find yourself in the bad articles.