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This Halloween, would you like some milk? Travel

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back in time to 1993. Yeah, you need to be shit

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at darts. When four strangers face the strange.

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That's probably safe enough to be fair. It can't

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be anything too strange. It's just nice that

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we're all getting to know each other and loosen

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up a bit, you know? In a brand new audio drama

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that weaves improvised comedy, tabletop role

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-playing and rich sound design. Basically, we're

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the last line of defence against ghosts and ghouls

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and goblins and, you know, sort of weird stuff

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like that. I guess that makes sense, yeah. As

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retribution goes, it's not bad. It smells like

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30 men have lived here. I won't tell anyone either.

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We're dealing with a sad, strangely childlike

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individual. I've been with people who have interesting

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hobbies. Like a robot turnip or something like

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that. Fucking hell. I would love to get some

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food. I'm going to get a hot bowl of turnip.

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Where'd you go? Where'd you go? You'll never

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find me. Join the fight against fright on October

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17th. People didn't eat it. They put it on their

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mantelpiece. Fucking idiots didn't eat it. And

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what came? Rats. It's a class thing. Rats. Wherever

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you get your podcasts, that's where you'll find

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us. well he stole a pair of socks right off my

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line and just burnt them that banshee report

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I had it was just some lad he was screaming his

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head off turns out he'd got a bad haircut wee

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perm job and he was just screaming up a storm

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do you want to sing to a dog if you like I just

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want to live I want to go to karate also if you

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go back to that farm you will be shot you were

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my last oh god hot dog man hot dog man you know

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what Dolan's getting a bit annoyed at this hey

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want some crisps Fuck yeah. I hereby solemnly

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swear to stop everything I see or hear. Doesn't

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sound like you're making any money. Don't butt

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shot. Okay, I'm sorry. We're butt trainees. Yes,

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of course, master. Sorry, what? I'll punch him

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again. Get the fuck out of here. You're drunk.

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That's what I thought. I've had a heck of a day.

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And remember, stay safe out there unless you

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want to find yourself in the bad articles. Right,

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okay. Come on, man. I see what you're doing.

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I see what you're doing. You think we're just...

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You're trying to make a tit of us.