This Halloween, would you like some milk? Travel
back in time to 1993. Yeah, you need to be shit
at darts. When four strangers face the strange.
That's probably safe enough to be fair. It can't
be anything too strange. It's just nice that
we're all getting to know each other and loosen
up a bit, you know? In a brand new audio drama
that weaves improvised comedy, tabletop role
-playing and rich sound design. Basically, we're
the last line of defence against ghosts and ghouls
and goblins and, you know, sort of weird stuff
like that. I guess that makes sense, yeah. As
retribution goes, it's not bad. It smells like
30 men have lived here. I won't tell anyone either.
We're dealing with a sad, strangely childlike
individual. I've been with people who have interesting
hobbies. Like a robot turnip or something like
that. Fucking hell. I would love to get some
food. I'm going to get a hot bowl of turnip.
Where'd you go? Where'd you go? You'll never
find me. Join the fight against fright on October
17th. People didn't eat it. They put it on their
mantelpiece. Fucking idiots didn't eat it. And
what came? Rats. It's a class thing. Rats. Wherever
you get your podcasts, that's where you'll find
us. well he stole a pair of socks right off my
line and just burnt them that banshee report
I had it was just some lad he was screaming his
head off turns out he'd got a bad haircut wee
perm job and he was just screaming up a storm
do you want to sing to a dog if you like I just
want to live I want to go to karate also if you
go back to that farm you will be shot you were
my last oh god hot dog man hot dog man you know
what Dolan's getting a bit annoyed at this hey
want some crisps Fuck yeah. I hereby solemnly
swear to stop everything I see or hear. Doesn't
sound like you're making any money. Don't butt
shot. Okay, I'm sorry. We're butt trainees. Yes,
of course, master. Sorry, what? I'll punch him
again. Get the fuck out of here. You're drunk.
That's what I thought. I've had a heck of a day.
And remember, stay safe out there unless you
want to find yourself in the bad articles. Right,
okay. Come on, man. I see what you're doing.
I see what you're doing. You think we're just...
You're trying to make a tit of us.