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Welcome to Fandom Shmandom, the fandom podcast

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that covers everything you love and more. I'm

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Sierra Obermark. And I'm Sam Williams. Today's

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episode, we will be grossly gabbing about Star

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Wars Clone Wars seasons one through three, part

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two. Yes, part two. We went long in the last

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one, so here we are doing a whole nother half.

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Welcome. Keep your finger on the pause button.

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And rewind that tape. It's the prestige category.

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What did we notice on this watch through other

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than everything else that we just said? What's

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notable? I have just a couple little fun ones.

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I've got a bad feeling about this. It said 10

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times over the first three seasons. See, it doesn't

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have to come in every single Star Wars thing

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you've ever seen ever. My goodness. We get Fives

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makes a Han Solo reference, which is absolutely

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fantastic. I'll have the quote a little bit later,

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but there's a Han Solo reference in there. My

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own personal note is that the Arcona and the

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Rodians have the best eyes in the galaxy. They

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have galaxies in their eyes. They're so pretty.

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What happened to Greedo? Oh my gosh. He's got

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nothing. His eyes are dead. Here's Greedo. Okay.

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And then now he's gone. He's got no galaxies

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in his eyes. He's just, he's dead before he's

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dead. Then we also get Tarkin. Obviously I remember

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that Tarkin makes an appearance. but I forgot

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all of the little moments where he and Anakin

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are talking, or he's saying something and you

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see Obi -Wan kind of glancing between them, or

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you hear Tarkin speaking and go, oh, well, I

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guess he does end up doing that, and I guess

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that is how that ship will be run, and it's very

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interesting with the... With a lot more knowledge

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about Tarkin and his role to see him in this

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tiny little episode or two episodes. Tarkin doesn't

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make the statement. Anakin makes the statement

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that Tarkin doesn't believe that the Jedi should

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be burdened with leading the war effort anymore.

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And is Tarkin wrong? No, not necessarily. I mean.

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For the wrong reasons, maybe. He wants to be

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more extreme. Right. I think on a scale of Satine

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to Tarkin, neither of them think that the Jedi

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should be leading the war, but for very, very

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different reasons. Yeah, seriously. So I think

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that potentially they're both correct. However,

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what would they be doing? Their role would be

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very questionable and everybody would be going,

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well, then why are the Jedi not helping? Right,

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they're supposed to be peacekeepers. So how do

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they do that? I think, I think they would, they

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would be more like what they're supposed to be

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at the beginning of Phantom Menace. Yeah. Here

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are two Jedis coming in to be diplomats. Yeah.

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And, and that's what they should be doing the

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whole time. They should be trying to have balance

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between the two sides and hear everybody's complaints,

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not fighting for one, which is hard when they've

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sworn sort of an allegiance to the Republic.

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Right. Yeah. But also not keeping Wookiees out

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of slavery for whatever reason. Yeah, that's

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fine. I mean, because there's Chewbacca who appears.

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And that's the only one Wookiee you need to see,

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ever. Ever. There's no other Wookiees. It's not

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a thing. It did surprise me. Everybody, when

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they see him, is absolutely gobsmacked to see

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a Wookiee. And there's even, I believe, two characters

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who were like, what is that? I was like, how

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do you not know? Like, they're very... Obvious

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species. Is their population small? Do they not

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leave their planet a ton? Obviously there isn't

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like a Wookiee Jedi at the moment, even though

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there have been historically, like the High Republic

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has, what is his name? Lobaka? Burriaga. Burriaga

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Agaburri. So yeah, Burriaga in the High Republic,

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but then there's also in Acolyte, there's one

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as well. Yeah. With some real Shrek -like energy.

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When you watch that, you'll know exactly what

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I mean. Yes. So where I am in the show right

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now, I just saw him walking. So I got a little

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bit of the vibe, but haven't properly met. Excellent.

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It ends an episode. The episode ended and I looked

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over at my wife and I went, what are they, parodying

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Shrek? I think that's maybe what I saw. Is it

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when he throws out the two pirates? Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. That's as you strike. Get out of my swamp.

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Get out of my swamp. Wee. My last little silly

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thing that I noticed in the Trindosian trophy

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room at the very end of season three, there is

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a crystal skull, all Indiana Jones and the crystal

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skull. I think that's a direct reference to George

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Lucas's other works for sure. It absolutely has

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to be. And it cracked me up. I love it so much.

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I was very excited to see it there because I

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was going, well, they're in like a trophy room.

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I wonder if there's anything in general on a

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crystal skull. So I have no silly anecdotes and

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only very serious things to discuss about what

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is being brought into the Star Wars world via

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these three seasons. Number one, most controversially,

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it has never been clearer than this watch of

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Clone Wars for these three episodes. that Luke

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was right in The Last Jedi when he says it's

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time for the Jedi to end. I'm in wholesale agreement

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that the Jedi Order, as it exists right before

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Revenge of the Sith, needed to die. Now, we know

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that Luke knows a little bit about the Republic's

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history and how Palpatine rose to power, right?

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That's kind of contemporary life. That's like

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if you were born in 2010, You know, what were

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the 90s like? You would know a bit of how that

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stuff happens. And we know that Luke did not

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read the ancient Jedi texts, because Yoda specifically

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asks him, read them, did you? Page turners they

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are not, right? So we know that he hasn't really

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studied the old Jedi Order. And he knows the

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way of the Force through Yoda and Obi -Wan Kenobi.

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But, like, the Jedi Order is in disarray. As

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I said, they have too many parameters. That's

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like, remember, don't get sued, aka don't join

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the dark side. And that's like their main concern

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for everything is avoiding the dark side at all

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costs. Then you have people like Mace Windu,

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who's learned to wield the dark side of somebody

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else against them, right? So he's a little bit

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more in touch with what's going on. We get Obi

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-Wan, who starts to train after facing a double

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-sided lightsaber. On how to face down multiple

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lightsabers. Again, a lost Jedi art. We know

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that Rey goes and finds force healing later on.

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Which we do see in these three seasons. And we'll

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get that when we talk about Mortis. But the Jedi

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Order is dispassionate. Apathetic. Way too involved

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in violent conflict. Not trying to balance the

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universe at all. And caught up in political turmoil.

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It is interesting to me that... In Master and

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Apprentice, Qui -Gon says we should stop slavery.

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And Yoda's like, nope. What? Is the light side

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not about serving the good? Right. But then Yoda

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makes this point where he's like, well, are we

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to rule? And it gets political immediately. If

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the Jedi start making all the decisions, we're

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ruling. Right. Versus, and then in that same

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sort of conversation, he says Qui -Gon would,

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you know, these spider. Eat the weakest of their

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young. Would you go and stop them? And Qui -Gon's

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like, no, I'm not trying to force human ethics

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on non -human species. But I think that there

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are a great deal amount of species who know that

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slavery is wrong. This isn't ethics from a cultural

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standpoint. This is a business. And yet at the

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same time, Mace, who I would say is a little

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bit more in touch with kind of all aspects of

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the Force and not caught up in Yoda's. 800 years

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of esoteric knowledge esoteric knowledge and

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red tape placing that he's done himself and yet

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mace when he's confronted with the zillow beast

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the dugs are like trying to exterminate it and

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they're like this is our culture would you deny

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us that and he's like heck yes i will so there

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are some jedi who seem to have it but like the

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jedi council as a whole is caught up in What

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a lot of things get caught up in, in this giant

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red tape of political establishment in trying

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to make sure that they do the right thing instead

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of the one place where you can listen to the

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force and be moved by the force and go out and

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do that. And so, yeah, I'm right with Luke when

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he says it's time for the Jedi to end with the

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caveat of it being, yes, the Jedi that we see

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here, it's time for that to end, to go back to

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the way it was. Right. In addition to that. We've

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got three different planets and systems that

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have been brought in that have established quite

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a big foothold in what Star Wars is currently

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doing or has ramifications on what's going on.

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So we're going to talk about right now Mandalore,

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Dathomir, and lastly, Mortis. Mandalore has always

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been a huge component of Star Wars culture ever

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since people have seen that T -shaped mask where

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Vader. Points to Boba Fett and says, no disintegrations.

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And Boba says, as you wish. And it moves on from

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there. So Mandalore and the Mandalorian armor

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have always been huge. Now, the old EU is extremely

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different from what we get in Clone Wars. It

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changes their culture quite a bit. Instead, they've

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set up Mandalore and the current government under

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Duchess Satine to be pacifist. They are in charge

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of the Neutrality Coalition. And she's trying

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to lead that up to make sure that not every system

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has to go to war. But Mandalore has a history

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of violence and great warriors and amazing armor

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and all these weapons that would assist, you

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know, a belligerent people might assist the dark

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side or the Republic's kind of interested in

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seeing if they'll come over to their side as

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well. At least Palpatine's side is. Sort of like

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a real -life parallel of Germany or Japan today,

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sort of based off of past actions, although that's

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a clunky metaphor. They're sort of morally bound

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to peace based off of the past, not because of

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a current -day cultural value. It's more of like

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a, well, we've been bad, so therefore we should

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be good now. So that culture, they don't have

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that like actual sense of we are pacifists. It's

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mainly like we have to be pacifists, which has

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an oppressive nature to it, which means that

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there's political turmoil there. And not all

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the old ways have died out. We see that now with

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the Mandalorian. So there's this mix of this

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old and this new, but in hard to control areas

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like a satellite moon. where you don't have as

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firm of a grip as you do on your home planet,

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you can watch the old ways grow. And that's where

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Death Watch comes in. These old Mandalorian ways

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that they want to get Duchess Satine out of.

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So, and of course, all politics are corrupt.

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Satine's government is corrupt. The Death Watch

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people are corrupt. There's no good winner here.

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And every time we go back to Mandalore, you go,

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OK, these top three people helped us figure out

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who the traitor was last time. Oh, no. One of

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these top three people is the traitor this time.

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Somebody last time went, you know, they messed

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up this way, but I can improve. They're all Walter

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White looking at that initial chemistry set.

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Oh, my gosh. And of course, in Mandalore, we

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also get Satine and Obi -Wan's relationship set

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up, which is rumors abound. Is that really her

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nephew? Or is that Obi -Wan and her son? We'll

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never know. Number two is Dathomir, where we

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are introduced to the Nightsisters, who are Force

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users -ish. There's a lot more that needs to

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be cleared up on this. But some people speculate,

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including myself, that this is proof that anyone

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can use the Force, but it might just be through

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different methods. That the Jedi have their way,

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the Sith have their way, which are two sides

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of the same coin. But there might be a lot of

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different ways in which people can use the Force.

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This is a matriarchal society set up, at least

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with the Nightsisters, in a very sort of punitive,

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tribalistic, as you were saying, Spartan set

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up. Then, of course, there's Ventress, who is

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from Dathomir and grew up for a Nightsister for

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a little bit before a bunch of things happen.

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She's taken by slavers. She eventually ends up

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with a Jedi account. Dooku finds her, et cetera,

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et cetera. The fact is that the nine sisters

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can use the force, and they can also meld the

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force with physical materials. So there's sometimes

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potions or physical touching, like in an exorcist

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manner, and they have much more ritualistic or

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sort of ancient ways about them, which does come

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back in Ahsoka. But you have not seen that yet,

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Sierra, so I will not spoil it yet. And then,

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of course, there's Mortis, which to me is the

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biggest thing about these three seasons. Now,

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season three is already different tonally. Ahsoka

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really grows up at the end of that season. There's

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this whole, like, upping the stakes, returning

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Maul. Sort of what Clone Wars eventually becomes

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in seasons four through seven, it starts here.

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Seasons one and two, entirely different, really,

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show. Much more Saturday morning cartoon. Now

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we're starting to hit into Star Wars lore that

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matters and is solidified in all of this great

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stuff. Mortis is a huge component and extremely

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controversial when it came out. So, Obi -Wan,

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Anakin, Ahsoka, all in one ship. Seems like a

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bad idea. One laser, poof, your whole war effort's

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dead. But nothing bad happens. No, they're in

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the Charalithium system, which is basically like

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a lot of crystals, structures are in that area.

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And a giant red. crystalline structure pulls

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them in a tractor beam kind of swallows them

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up whole and they end up with an access point

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to mortis mortis is a planet that has been whispered

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about among travelers jedi sith for a long long

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time and it's sort of a myth there are three

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some people refer to them as the mortis gods

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or the ones but three inhabitants of this planet

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there's the father who's the embodiment of balance

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and the force and able to control his children.

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He's essentially kind of God and he looks like

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Dumbledore slash Gandalf, but he's, he's dying

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somehow, which is confusing. There's the son

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who's the sort of physical embodiment of the

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dark side, or he's super aligned with the dark

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side. And somehow that affects the whole universe.

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And there's the daughter who is the physical

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embodiment or aligned with the light side. Interestingly,

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the Lothal Jedi Temple, which Lothal is this

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huge planet. It's like the central planet of

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Rebels, the TV show. The Lothal Jedi Temple depicts

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these three figures. And of course, we know that

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that temple is one of the portals to the world

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between worlds, which Sierra, you will get to.

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And for our listeners is, as you guys know, extremely

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important to a whole section of Star Wars lore.

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Anakin, Ahsoka, and Obi -Wan arrive. The father

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knows Anakin is the Chosen One somehow, and essentially

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proves that by making Anakin use the Force to

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control both of his children, which only the

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Chosen One should be able to do. He says the

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point of the Chosen One is to take his place,

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literally, when he dies, on Mortis, and keep

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the balance between his children. Anakin refuses.

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He's too attached to what he has been doing and

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needs to go back, which I find fascinating. As

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this is sort of transpiring, the son is growing

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impatient for the father to die. The son, the

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dark side, wants to go and be his own power and

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nearly kills the father. And then he tricks Ahsoka

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into working for him and infects her. Obi -Wan,

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after seeing this, convinces the daughter to

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attack the son because of what he's done. The

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daughter procures a sword that can kill all of

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these mortis gods. But long story short, Ahsoka

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ends up with the sword, gives it to the son.

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Son goes to kill the father. Daughter steps in

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the way. Son kills the daughter, who the son,

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the dark side, said this daughter was the only

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one he ever really loved. Then the son, and this

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is important. For any future Star Wars stuff.

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The son then kills Ahsoka. He says, you've run

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out of your usefulness. And drains whatever energy

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is inside her. She's like a dead battery, basically.

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Then the son leaves. And the father helps Anakin

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to use what is essentially force healing. We

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explained in Rise of Skywalker, force healing

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is taking your life energy and mixing it into

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a creature or another being. To heal them in

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some way, shape, or form. And this is precisely

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what happens. The daughter is dying, but she

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still has life energy in her. And Anakin moves

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that life energy of the physical embodiment of

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the light side into Ahsoka's physical being.

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Right. Which works. She's alive. And then cue

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her being followed around by an owl forever.

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That will come up in future shows. The son, being

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confronted by Anakin, shows him that he'll become

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Vader. and anakin goes kind of full adjacent

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to the dark side and wants to kill the jedi interestingly

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enough after being shown that he wants to be

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vader to try to avoid becoming vader sort of

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showing us that he's kind of doomed to do that

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no matter what like there's kind of no avoiding

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this sort of frustratingly for me from a like

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a writing standpoint the father's i'm like no

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you can't see that and erases all of his memories

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the father then tricks the son by taking the

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sword that can kill the Mortis gods and stabbing

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himself, making the sun all contrite and sobbing

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and just distracted enough for Anakin to come

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up behind him and kill the sun. So by the time

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they all leave the planet, which they say, as

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Rex says, you guys have only been gone for like

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a second. You were off there for a moment, off

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our scopes for a moment. By the time they leave

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and go back to the rest of the universe, all

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three Mortis gods are dead. And nobody has really

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any understanding of the ramifications of this.

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So, Sierra, why does this matter? That's really

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my question. Because, again, when we were watching

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this, my husband, who has some really great commentary,

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watched the whole... son showing Anakin vision

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section and goes how does revenge happen because

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how does that work if he has been shown all these

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things and he knows the future and he knows all

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these things are going to happen how does this

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occur it doesn't make any sense but then the

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father wipes his memories and my husband was

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appeased and goes well I guess that's one way

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so But it's a really stupid way to do that. In

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my, in my not so humble opinion, I find that

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we showed him and then we just got rid of it.

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It's just like, it's like finding your sword

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right at the end to slay the dragon. Oh, my sword

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got broken, but here's this magic one that can

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automatically kill this dragon. That's what this

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feels like. So this whole plot line feels useless.

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Honestly. it has these crazy ramifications and

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potential for disaster or for good or, or something.

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But in the end, it's kind of like, well, I guess

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that did it. It's almost like a, and it was a

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dream and they woke up. Well, okay. So it's,

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it will. So, so it has, I have an issue because

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if Anakin had not refused, if he'd stayed and

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he had become the, true chosen one. And he had

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brought balance to the force because this is

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the planet is the force. Wildly. And Obi -Wan

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is the one who's like, by the way, this planet's

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the force. How the heck do you know that? Yeah.

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And I mean, he's getting visions from Qui -Gon

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and et cetera, et cetera. And who knows what

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else he's seen on there, but would that have

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actually brought. balance to the force is the

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force not already in balance that's the father's

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entire role so yeah what is the point of anakin

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being there if the father dies somehow and the

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son and the daughter are left and the son actually

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truly cares for the daughter and wouldn't harm

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her intentionally Wouldn't they balance themselves

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out? Well, they can't leave the planet either,

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right? Yeah, they can't leave. It's not like

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you can build a ship out of her corpse. Yeah,

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exactly. So he has to try to stow away on their

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ship in order to leave the planet. And so they

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have to go back and get him off the ship and

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whatnot. But it's very frustrating because as

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soon as the daughter was stabbed, I went, oh,

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well, they're just going to have to kill all

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three of them because then everything will be

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in balance again because they'll be gone. Or,

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you know, at least the son will have to die because

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the father can exist on his own and then he's

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dying anyway. It's a very odd plot line because

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it really is very much, we showed you your future.

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Oh, no, we didn't. Oh, Ahsoka's dead. Oh, no,

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she's not. You were, you were gone for, we were

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gone for days. You were only gone for a minute.

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And it just feels like nothing. There's a ton

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of like sort of little kids show elements to

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this, to the story arc like that, that you're

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mentioning the like, here it is. Nope. We got

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rid of it. Here it is. No, it's okay. She's back.

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That are frustrating, but like, okay, fine. Clone

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Wars is a, is a show for kids, but because this

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is canonical. And because this has not been proved

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to being a fever dream in any way, shape or form.

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Yeah. This is all now canonical stuff. So there's

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huge ramification questions. Obi -Wan even says

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that. He's like, this has huge ramifications

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for the whole universe. I'm like, yeah, man,

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thanks for like beating to death the subtext

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here. Yeah. But like, how? Like, does, does.

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If the sun died within the light side, when,

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okay, what's the problem with that? Like goodness

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happens more in the universe. How do these two

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children affect the force in that way? With all

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three of them dying, does that now mean that

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humanity is much more in control, like the regular

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people are much more in control of the wills

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of the Force? Are there other beings, right?

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Does this have to do with George Lucas' idea

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of the wills being truly powerful Force gods

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out there? Now, there's a lot of mystic Jedi

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Force Sith stuff that we have not gotten to in

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Star Wars and in TV shows. and not that much

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in books either, that is definitely to be explored.

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Ahsoka's really the only thing hitting that right

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now. There's so much in Ahsoka's show that has

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to do with ancient force, mysticism, religion

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type of stuff. And Rebels touches on it a little

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bit, especially when we do the world between

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worlds. So I know that we're moving towards that

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stuff, but it's frustrating because science fiction

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can be light or heavy, and this has always been

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science light. science fiction or science fantasy

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star wars but now you've introduced much more

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of like a system but the system makes no sense

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yet and so to have this entire storyline where

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it's like don't worry anakin got rid of everybody

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and so now the force is balanced by who exactly

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yeah now there are some interesting ramifications

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from the show in terms of like anakin choosing

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not to be the chosen one i think is awesome And

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really cool for his character. And we'll talk

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about that a little bit more later on. But also,

00:26:20.890 --> 00:26:24.950
the ramification of how Ahsoka is alive and why

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in some of the future shows that you'll be watching

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and we'll be talking about, there does seem to

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be this embodiment of Light Side following her

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around. What does that have to do with the Force?

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How is the Force being affected? There's something

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in KOTOR 2 that, which is, you know, an old...

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EU video game that's decanonized, but there's

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ways that you can wound the force, right? Are

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we getting into stuff like that? But it's been

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years since this has come out and, and Star Wars

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has been slow to make much of anything. A lot

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of things have been said, this is happening and

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then canceled. And so I like, I feel a little

00:27:06.369 --> 00:27:09.329
bit like when people, when the Sagrada Familia

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started getting built in Barcelona and people

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like, well, I'll never see that in my lifetime.

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I'm sitting here kind of being like, I don't

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know if I'm ever going to get the answer in my

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lifetime about what this episode means. And it

00:27:19.480 --> 00:27:26.779
haunts me. Anyways, that's Mortis. If you guys

00:27:26.779 --> 00:27:28.859
have any comments or theories, please message

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us, email us, anything. You know, you don't always

00:27:33.039 --> 00:27:35.480
have to face down a horde of angry soldiers by

00:27:35.480 --> 00:27:39.549
yourself. Buckle up, Schmisseners. It's our Sansa

00:27:39.549 --> 00:27:42.990
is smarter than Jon category. What is the most

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important character moment? Not to beat a dead

00:27:47.150 --> 00:27:49.829
horse, but it's Anakin choosing to not be the

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Chosen One. Right. He literally rejects, I guess,

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what is supposed to be his destiny. Because he's

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attached to Padme to helping the Jedi to the

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war effort. Like, people need me. Overbalancing

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the Force? I mean, to be fair, he's immediately

00:28:09.670 --> 00:28:15.710
plunged into this very esoteric idea of you're

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on a planet that is the force and you will bring

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balance not explained. And by the way, you're

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just going to have to stay here for the rest

00:28:25.869 --> 00:28:28.609
of eternity. And your wife will just never know

00:28:28.609 --> 00:28:31.589
what happened to you. Because this God, Mortis

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God dies. So Anakin, is he going to get like

00:28:34.349 --> 00:28:37.569
stretched on eternal life? Or is he going to

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die when he's 100? Yeah, we don't know. Again,

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I think, honestly, I don't know who would choose

00:28:44.750 --> 00:28:47.769
to be the Chosen One, given how little information

00:28:47.769 --> 00:28:51.210
he's given about what that would look like. What

00:28:51.210 --> 00:28:52.670
does bringing balance to the Force look like?

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It means me killing the last Sith Lord and then

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dying. So then there's no one on the dark side?

00:28:58.109 --> 00:29:00.809
Yeah. Oh, shoot, that's not balanced. Oh, wait.

00:29:02.710 --> 00:29:07.480
Yeah, it's... Yeah. But then that Sith Lord returns

00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:12.519
somehow. But Ben Solo can't. Whatever. It's fine.

00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:14.640
It's fine. It's all good. It's fine. It's all

00:29:14.640 --> 00:29:16.980
good. We're all fine over here. It's not fine.

00:29:17.180 --> 00:29:19.539
I do think that is the most... Justice for Ben

00:29:19.539 --> 00:29:22.819
Solo. Justice for Ben Solo. I do think that is

00:29:22.819 --> 00:29:24.420
the most important character moment, though,

00:29:24.460 --> 00:29:28.779
is seeing Anakin's attachment and love and desire

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to help people more, like, physically than just,

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like, staying on a planet and being like, Down

00:29:35.400 --> 00:29:40.420
boy, down girl. Yeah. What the heck even is this?

00:29:40.480 --> 00:29:42.759
But I couldn't find a different character moment

00:29:42.759 --> 00:29:44.799
that I was like, this is more important. There's

00:29:44.799 --> 00:29:49.160
just nothing that impacts Star Wars more than

00:29:49.160 --> 00:29:53.019
that moment. Yeah, I would agree. There's a lot

00:29:53.019 --> 00:29:56.019
of close calls, but no, this definitely is. But

00:29:56.019 --> 00:29:57.960
we literally don't get Luke and Leia because

00:29:57.960 --> 00:30:01.380
they didn't go on their two week retreat. So

00:30:01.380 --> 00:30:04.500
we don't get Luke and Leia because it... They

00:30:04.500 --> 00:30:08.180
have not conceived them yet. Yeah. When he goes

00:30:08.180 --> 00:30:13.140
here, so whatever. I know both of us lost a hand

00:30:13.140 --> 00:30:16.019
in frustration of talking about all of this,

00:30:16.079 --> 00:30:21.559
but listen up. It's the I am your father category

00:30:21.559 --> 00:30:25.940
for most iconic character moment. I've got, I'm

00:30:25.940 --> 00:30:28.740
cheating a bit here. It's all of Obi -Wan's one

00:30:28.740 --> 00:30:31.099
-liners, which I just think are the most iconic

00:30:31.099 --> 00:30:34.539
part of these three seasons. There's some other

00:30:34.539 --> 00:30:38.240
ones later on in terms of like dueling Maul in

00:30:38.240 --> 00:30:42.160
Mandalore or Anakin facing down a whole bridge

00:30:42.160 --> 00:30:45.099
of robots, whatever. There's a lot of that. But

00:30:45.099 --> 00:30:48.519
I'll give you my prime example. Cad Bane, who's

00:30:48.519 --> 00:30:51.779
excellent in this series, is leading Obi and

00:30:51.779 --> 00:30:55.039
Mace to the holocron of four sensitive children.

00:30:55.259 --> 00:30:59.140
And Mace steps on a booby trap, one of Bane's.

00:30:59.240 --> 00:31:02.599
And Obi -Wan says, you really stepped in at this

00:31:02.599 --> 00:31:08.579
time. So stupid. Crack open an encyclopedia,

00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:12.460
as Elijah Wood once said. No. How could we have

00:31:12.460 --> 00:31:15.200
known? Here we discuss the most important information

00:31:15.200 --> 00:31:18.740
disseminated to the fandom over these three seasons.

00:31:19.240 --> 00:31:22.880
I've got two bits here. Everything to do with

00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:28.539
Mortis. I mean, how can it not? In all literalness,

00:31:28.599 --> 00:31:32.000
how would we know unless Clone Wars had created

00:31:32.000 --> 00:31:36.990
this? Right. And also the Dathomir Nightsisters,

00:31:37.109 --> 00:31:40.109
and are they or are they not Force users? So,

00:31:40.130 --> 00:31:43.150
and is it dark side adjacent? Is it light side

00:31:43.150 --> 00:31:45.450
adjacent? Is it neutral? What is going on? So

00:31:45.450 --> 00:31:49.869
I did a little bit of sleuthing. Reddit user

00:31:49.869 --> 00:31:53.730
rtcelo from about a year ago said, the shorter

00:31:53.730 --> 00:31:56.309
answer is that we don't know. It's a unique Force

00:31:56.309 --> 00:31:58.890
tradition that accesses the power of the Force

00:31:58.890 --> 00:32:02.819
through these... spells, as opposed to the traditional

00:32:02.819 --> 00:32:06.819
sort of King Fu mysticism of the Jedi and Sith.

00:32:06.960 --> 00:32:10.339
In Legends canon, it was much clearer that they

00:32:10.339 --> 00:32:12.880
were a splinter sect descended from stranded

00:32:12.880 --> 00:32:15.940
Jedi, and the Witches of Dathomir were mostly

00:32:15.940 --> 00:32:18.740
light side users aside from the reviled Night

00:32:18.740 --> 00:32:22.599
Sisters clan that were evil. Their actual powers

00:32:22.599 --> 00:32:25.259
were shown as a devoted set of Jedi powers with

00:32:25.259 --> 00:32:28.640
an unusual focus on animal manipulation and telekinesis.

00:32:29.119 --> 00:32:32.200
But nothing truly weird or unexplainable. In

00:32:32.200 --> 00:32:35.180
Disney canon, it's a lot less clear, and I'll

00:32:35.180 --> 00:32:38.420
insert my own sentence here, at the moment. Now,

00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:41.579
back to the quote. The Nightsisters aren't descended

00:32:41.579 --> 00:32:44.779
from a crashed Jedi ship. They're the heirs to

00:32:44.779 --> 00:32:48.640
a group of extragalactic witches. Their powers,

00:32:48.740 --> 00:32:51.920
and the Ecor, that is only seen on Dathomir,

00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:54.799
are shown as capable of doing things dramatically

00:32:54.799 --> 00:32:57.420
different from the traditional Jedi -Sith power

00:32:57.420 --> 00:33:00.509
set. The limitations of their powers and a deeper

00:33:00.509 --> 00:33:02.670
understanding of how and why it works hasn't

00:33:02.670 --> 00:33:06.250
been explained in canon yet, and most of what

00:33:06.250 --> 00:33:09.410
we have is in -universe speculation or vague

00:33:09.410 --> 00:33:11.650
statements from biased or untrustworthy sources.

00:33:12.309 --> 00:33:15.009
Broadly speaking, there does seem to be a pattern

00:33:15.009 --> 00:33:18.309
of evil Nightsisters, but we don't know if that's

00:33:18.309 --> 00:33:20.470
because of something inherently corrupting about

00:33:20.470 --> 00:33:23.690
magic, or if it's just coincidence because of

00:33:23.690 --> 00:33:26.450
their small number of Nightsisters we see in

00:33:26.450 --> 00:33:30.180
canon. Maren, in Fallen Order, the video game,

00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:33.839
seems like a solid counterpoint as she uses magic

00:33:33.839 --> 00:33:37.180
in clear opposition to the dark side and doesn't

00:33:37.180 --> 00:33:40.660
display signs of corruption. So, there's the

00:33:40.660 --> 00:33:43.160
answer you've all been looking for. Maybe, maybe,

00:33:43.319 --> 00:33:49.319
I don't know. Yeah, I think between the two,

00:33:49.640 --> 00:33:52.559
Mortis and Dathomir, there's a lot of information

00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:55.599
that we just don't get anywhere else. There's

00:33:55.599 --> 00:33:59.170
no... other location within the canon that we

00:33:59.170 --> 00:34:04.109
have any of this. And so it really is kind of

00:34:04.109 --> 00:34:09.010
vital that we hear it here. Um, and then kind

00:34:09.010 --> 00:34:11.730
of, I guess jury's still out as to the ramifications

00:34:11.730 --> 00:34:14.869
of any of this going forward, but yeah, hopefully

00:34:14.869 --> 00:34:18.250
we'll see a lot more with us. Yeah. And hopefully

00:34:18.250 --> 00:34:20.349
we'll see a lot more with the mall show, uh,

00:34:20.389 --> 00:34:23.090
for some of the staff and your stuff. Yes. Yes.

00:34:23.150 --> 00:34:26.619
That would be fantastic. I would love more. of

00:34:26.619 --> 00:34:30.500
that backstory yeah but in the meantime keep

00:34:30.500 --> 00:34:33.780
your horses safe it's the i'm gonna make a mouth

00:34:33.780 --> 00:34:39.039
or i can't refuse category for best lines uh

00:34:39.039 --> 00:34:42.340
you said one of mine already it's the who will

00:34:42.340 --> 00:34:44.940
mark themselves as a cold -blooded killer and

00:34:44.940 --> 00:34:48.159
then anakin just stabs him what he said he was

00:34:48.159 --> 00:34:54.920
gonna blow up the ship Don't worry, just catch

00:34:54.920 --> 00:34:57.920
them when they fall. A lot of the general's plans

00:34:57.920 --> 00:35:07.280
involve falling. This one's a nice one. 65. That's

00:35:07.280 --> 00:35:12.119
my total. So, what do I win? My everlasting respect,

00:35:12.539 --> 00:35:16.159
Master Mundi. Oh. That's a gift Anakin rarely

00:35:16.159 --> 00:35:19.820
ever bestows, I assure you. That's when they're

00:35:19.820 --> 00:35:21.739
playing the counting game, right? And Kid Adamundi

00:35:21.739 --> 00:35:25.059
kills way more than anybody. Yeah, they're counting

00:35:25.059 --> 00:35:28.800
how many droids they've taken out. And Ahsoka

00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:33.619
has technically won, but Anakin plays kind of

00:35:33.619 --> 00:35:37.219
like a Gimli card. Yeah, that only counts as

00:35:37.219 --> 00:35:41.880
one. Well, I took out this and that counted as

00:35:41.880 --> 00:35:48.260
many more, so I win. And then Kiara Mundi reveals

00:35:48.260 --> 00:35:51.219
that he has significantly more than either of

00:35:51.219 --> 00:35:53.599
them. Way more. They're like in the 20s or something.

00:35:53.659 --> 00:35:55.480
And he's like, I took out 65. I think they're

00:35:55.480 --> 00:35:57.559
in 30s or maybe 40s or something like that. Yeah.

00:35:57.619 --> 00:36:02.559
And then he comes in with 65. Yeah, I love Obi

00:36:02.559 --> 00:36:05.679
-Wan. That's a gift Anakin rarely ever bestows.

00:36:05.679 --> 00:36:10.809
I assure you. I do like that line. Uh, the quote

00:36:10.809 --> 00:36:15.070
that I referenced earlier, uh, by Rex, I sure

00:36:15.070 --> 00:36:17.449
hope this thing is safe. I don't want to end

00:36:17.449 --> 00:36:19.510
up as a wall decoration. When they're getting

00:36:19.510 --> 00:36:22.030
put into carbonite. They're being put into carbonite

00:36:22.030 --> 00:36:26.510
to sneak in somewhere. And, uh, yeah, blatant

00:36:26.510 --> 00:36:29.530
console reference. Yeah. Cause they're the enemy's

00:36:29.530 --> 00:36:31.030
going to scan the ship for life forms and it

00:36:31.030 --> 00:36:32.710
won't show up if they're frozen in carbonite.

00:36:32.809 --> 00:36:37.239
Exactly. Um, I. The end of season three is crazy

00:36:37.239 --> 00:36:40.880
on fan references where it's like, hey, Bosk,

00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:43.400
hey, Chewie, hey, here's a Han Solo reference.

00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:46.400
Hey, here's Tarkin. And you're just like, right,

00:36:46.699 --> 00:36:52.679
okay, the originals exist. I get it. I've got

00:36:52.679 --> 00:36:55.519
one. First of all, if we were picking one, I

00:36:55.519 --> 00:36:57.320
would pick, I don't want to end up as a wall

00:36:57.320 --> 00:36:59.360
decoration. That's incredible. And I laughed

00:36:59.360 --> 00:37:02.559
really hard when I watched the episode. I did

00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:08.289
too. I really like this quote just for the ramifications

00:37:08.289 --> 00:37:11.289
of what it means for Anakin. He's talking to

00:37:11.289 --> 00:37:14.409
Ahsoka about should the Jedi lead the war effort

00:37:14.409 --> 00:37:16.170
or not because Tarkin doesn't think they should.

00:37:16.369 --> 00:37:18.730
And she says something and he responds, maybe,

00:37:18.889 --> 00:37:22.909
but we aren't soldiers. We're peacekeepers. The

00:37:22.909 --> 00:37:26.230
Jedi Code often prevents us from going far enough

00:37:26.230 --> 00:37:31.090
to achieve victory. I'm just like, oh, that's

00:37:31.090 --> 00:37:34.860
a chilling line from Anakin Skywalker. Mm -hmm.

00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:38.500
Yeah. Toss off that card deck and get ready to

00:37:38.500 --> 00:37:42.159
shuffle. It's our Joker category. Who is the

00:37:42.159 --> 00:37:47.760
MVP of these three seasons? Sierra? I mean, it

00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:51.039
has to be Anakin. Right, yeah. How could it not

00:37:51.039 --> 00:37:57.739
be? How could it not be? I would... My backup

00:37:57.739 --> 00:38:01.940
option, or potentially a tie argument, would

00:38:01.940 --> 00:38:07.219
be just the... clones as a whole maybe not at

00:38:07.219 --> 00:38:11.099
this time one clone in particular later on in

00:38:11.099 --> 00:38:15.159
the show I will be making specific MVP arguments

00:38:15.159 --> 00:38:18.659
for specific clones however where we're at right

00:38:18.659 --> 00:38:21.940
now we still are in the introductory phase with

00:38:21.940 --> 00:38:25.480
them and so I will say kind of a batch of them

00:38:25.480 --> 00:38:31.019
as a whole because they really bring a lot of

00:38:31.619 --> 00:38:33.920
interesting questions and humanity to the show.

00:38:34.300 --> 00:38:39.360
Yeah. I, I, I can see the clones as a, as a secondary

00:38:39.360 --> 00:38:42.079
right now. I think, you know, if you think about

00:38:42.079 --> 00:38:43.900
like the actual war effort, I'd be like, give

00:38:43.900 --> 00:38:45.920
it to the soldiers for sure. But in terms of

00:38:45.920 --> 00:38:48.460
the writing of the show, I think, and how is

00:38:48.460 --> 00:38:52.099
it not Anakin, right? He saves a bunch of people.

00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:53.780
He proves a bunch of things about the Jedi are

00:38:53.780 --> 00:38:56.440
being corrupt. Like Obi's there, but he's not,

00:38:56.480 --> 00:38:59.860
he's not MVP. He's clearly not MVP in the way

00:38:59.860 --> 00:39:03.269
that like, I don't know. In the way that Padme

00:39:03.269 --> 00:39:06.090
is clearly not the MVP, it's Qui -Gon of Phantom

00:39:06.090 --> 00:39:10.170
Menace. I will say there's an honorable mention

00:39:10.170 --> 00:39:12.269
to Obi -Wan, who does a lot of great things.

00:39:12.889 --> 00:39:15.369
There's less of an honorable mention to Ahsoka,

00:39:15.510 --> 00:39:17.670
but I'll put her up there. She does a lot of

00:39:17.670 --> 00:39:22.610
good work. And I will be making specific MVP

00:39:22.610 --> 00:39:25.829
arguments for her when we get to Season 7. I'll

00:39:25.829 --> 00:39:29.559
tell you what. I'll tell you what. I tell you

00:39:29.559 --> 00:39:33.039
what. What? I just told you. Anyways, in honor

00:39:33.039 --> 00:39:35.900
of a mention to Cad Bane for kind of holding

00:39:35.900 --> 00:39:38.920
down the fort on the only compelling villain

00:39:38.920 --> 00:39:42.599
for a while. We didn't even talk about him, I'm

00:39:42.599 --> 00:39:46.000
realizing. We have not mentioned him at all in

00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:49.480
this episode. He's dope. Because this is the

00:39:49.480 --> 00:39:52.559
moment. Cad Bane is awesome. Cad Bane rocks.

00:39:53.320 --> 00:39:59.219
He is very clever. He... selects the right people

00:39:59.219 --> 00:40:03.579
around him. He knows exactly what he needs to

00:40:03.579 --> 00:40:07.679
get specifically to form a distraction, to get

00:40:07.679 --> 00:40:10.119
the Jedi to think that he's headed somewhere

00:40:10.119 --> 00:40:14.260
while he goes and steals a holocron. He is on

00:40:14.260 --> 00:40:20.460
it every single moment. And also, I just want

00:40:20.460 --> 00:40:23.320
to give a shout out for his character design,

00:40:23.539 --> 00:40:28.739
which is super dope. Just so cool. And then,

00:40:28.820 --> 00:40:32.519
not only that, but then we also, I also want

00:40:32.519 --> 00:40:37.960
to shout out his voice actor, Corey Burton, for

00:40:37.960 --> 00:40:45.400
such an interesting, gravelly, light voice. His

00:40:45.400 --> 00:40:49.199
voice is a pleasure to listen to. It is so interesting

00:40:49.199 --> 00:40:53.519
and compelling. I want... To be paying attention

00:40:53.519 --> 00:40:56.739
when Cad Bane is on screen. Yes. Because his

00:40:56.739 --> 00:40:59.159
voice, you know, it's interesting. My wife was

00:40:59.159 --> 00:41:01.599
watching a bit of an episode at one point and

00:41:01.599 --> 00:41:05.079
Cad Bane was on. And she said, man, it's crazy

00:41:05.079 --> 00:41:07.480
how much the voice acting is so good on this

00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:10.340
show. And it just does not match the art style

00:41:10.340 --> 00:41:13.760
at all. And I'm in total agreement for the first

00:41:13.760 --> 00:41:15.860
two episodes. In the second half of season three,

00:41:15.900 --> 00:41:19.260
I think the animation really picks up. Especially

00:41:19.260 --> 00:41:24.050
Ahsoka's Chewbacca. Two arc story of being lost.

00:41:24.369 --> 00:41:26.389
Right. I think that animation is when we really

00:41:26.389 --> 00:41:28.210
get into it. And I think like you think about

00:41:28.210 --> 00:41:31.630
the glorious animation around the, the, like

00:41:31.630 --> 00:41:33.809
the siege of Mandalorian season seven. I think

00:41:33.809 --> 00:41:36.769
it's all great. I I'm right there with her though,

00:41:36.809 --> 00:41:40.590
in terms of like Cad Bane, that voice like deserves

00:41:40.590 --> 00:41:45.469
the best animation possible. And he's, they rely

00:41:45.469 --> 00:41:48.579
so heavily on this sort of cowboy. trope but

00:41:48.579 --> 00:41:52.940
then they they they avoid the cliche by making

00:41:52.940 --> 00:41:59.800
him so smart like the jedi mace is not a an unintelligent

00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:02.559
man obi -wan is not an unintelligent man and

00:42:02.559 --> 00:42:05.079
he has them wrapped around his fingers even anakin

00:42:05.079 --> 00:42:07.860
who's super smart can sense anything doesn't

00:42:07.860 --> 00:42:10.800
realize that one of the clones is actually just

00:42:10.800 --> 00:42:15.699
cad bane and swapped into a suit he's just So

00:42:15.699 --> 00:42:18.400
great. So there's an honorable mention, certainly

00:42:18.400 --> 00:42:23.260
for him as MVP. Yes, definitely. I will also

00:42:23.260 --> 00:42:26.119
make it is not a real pound for pound argument.

00:42:26.119 --> 00:42:30.679
I feel bad to say because there's just no way

00:42:30.679 --> 00:42:32.940
to actually really beat Anakin in these first

00:42:32.940 --> 00:42:35.559
three seasons. But pound for pound, I really

00:42:35.559 --> 00:42:38.059
wanted to give him an honorable mention to Hondo.

00:42:39.820 --> 00:42:42.860
Just for pure entertainment factor. He's great.

00:42:43.199 --> 00:42:45.980
Another voice actor. Hondo's voice actor is Jim

00:42:45.980 --> 00:42:48.900
Cummings, who's a phenomenal and fabulous voice

00:42:48.900 --> 00:42:51.039
actor who, if you've done anything ever that

00:42:51.039 --> 00:42:53.159
has voice acting in it, he's been in it for sure.

00:42:53.360 --> 00:42:55.639
Like, did you play Elder Scrolls? He's in that.

00:42:55.940 --> 00:42:58.639
Like, he's in everything you could possibly...

00:42:58.639 --> 00:43:00.880
Have you ever watched Mickey Mouse Funhouse?

00:43:01.059 --> 00:43:03.539
He's in that. He's in it. Have you seen Winnie

00:43:03.539 --> 00:43:06.059
the Pooh? He's played him. Like, he's just...

00:43:06.059 --> 00:43:07.880
He's kind of like Dee Bradley Baker, who's just,

00:43:07.900 --> 00:43:11.739
like, also in everything. And deservedly. That's

00:43:11.739 --> 00:43:14.139
not shots at them. They should be in as much

00:43:14.139 --> 00:43:17.619
as they can be. Yes. For reference, Dee Bradley

00:43:17.619 --> 00:43:20.019
Baker is the voice of all the clones. Is all

00:43:20.019 --> 00:43:23.079
the clones. And many other characters. Yes, and

00:43:23.079 --> 00:43:24.820
many other characters. But most significantly,

00:43:25.019 --> 00:43:29.380
all the clones. So, Hondo is just, he's another

00:43:29.380 --> 00:43:31.860
dope character in a very different way. Cad Bane

00:43:31.860 --> 00:43:36.679
is like this serious, brooding, smart, whip of

00:43:36.679 --> 00:43:39.940
a gunshot. who is the person that put the dent

00:43:39.940 --> 00:43:42.260
in Boba's helmet, you know, that sort of thing.

00:43:42.840 --> 00:43:46.460
Honda's just like this super annoying, charismatic,

00:43:46.519 --> 00:43:51.219
like, I don't know. I feel like he's stereotypically,

00:43:51.219 --> 00:43:53.199
it'd be like, Oh, he's a rug merchant, right?

00:43:53.679 --> 00:43:55.699
Somebody that comes up to you with a toothy smile

00:43:55.699 --> 00:43:58.219
in the middle of nowhere and tries to sell you

00:43:58.219 --> 00:44:00.760
a rug is, is how a lot of people might perceive

00:44:00.760 --> 00:44:03.400
him from a stereotypical side of things. But

00:44:03.400 --> 00:44:06.320
he goes beyond that, that trope of this, like

00:44:06.320 --> 00:44:11.619
sort of, outsider character and instead he's

00:44:11.619 --> 00:44:18.800
just charismatic and oozes scum but in a way

00:44:18.800 --> 00:44:20.960
that makes you appreciate him because he's just

00:44:20.960 --> 00:44:24.699
so genuine and he's so friendly and he levels

00:44:24.699 --> 00:44:28.199
with you instantly right like i should i suspect

00:44:28.199 --> 00:44:32.300
trap yes but not by me like it's great he's fun

00:44:32.300 --> 00:44:35.179
and he's great but it is anakin uh skywalker

00:44:35.840 --> 00:44:38.360
And this is great because he probably will never

00:44:38.360 --> 00:44:42.599
be MVP for anything else ever. But he definitely

00:44:42.599 --> 00:44:46.519
deserves it here. Yeah. He might get LVP in Revenge

00:44:46.519 --> 00:44:50.860
of the Sith. Just telling you now. Oh. Today's

00:44:50.860 --> 00:44:53.480
public service announcement. When given the choice

00:44:53.480 --> 00:44:56.920
to be the chosen one or go back to your wife,

00:44:57.059 --> 00:44:59.699
just remember you have twins to father. So the

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galaxy will be saved one day from your shenanigans.

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But that's just semantics. Thank you, dear listener

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Schmissners, for listening to this episode of

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And fare thee well. I barely got that first clap

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in. I was like, why is she counting? I saw the

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panic in your eyes. I felt like the Grinch in

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Jim Carrey's when it's like, pudding contest.

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This is not pudding. What is it? Anyways, here

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you go. Go for it. Mace, when the Dugs are trying

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to kill the giant beast, what is it, the Zotilla?

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No. The Zillow. The Zillow beast? Zillow beast,

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yeah. The Zillow beast? Is it Zillow? No. It's

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not Zillow. Z -I -L -L -O. The rental company.

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Zillow. Without the W. Okay. That's funny. Anyway,

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sorry. When Vader points at Boba Fett and says,

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no disintegrations, and Boba goes, as you wish.

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Which really means that he loves him. But Boba

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falls down the hill and becomes a pirate and

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gets executed and eventually comes back for Vader

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and rescues him after battling a man left -handed

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with a sword. Come on, it was a great reference.

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It was a little bit of a stretch at the beginning,

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but yes. As you wish. Yes, yes, yes. I cut that

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out of there, Britt. I got nothing. Sorry. It's

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1 .40 in the morning, and I'm very aware that

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I have to be awake in six hours. I know. Yes.

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Brittany, don't put that in the pod. You can

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put me saying this in the bloopers, but you can't

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actually put what I said. It will leave everybody

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waiting for more. Okay. I'm looking up right

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now. Where is an episode that he is in? I'm trying

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to find it. Do you know that Google works? Like

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you can just type in Cad Bane voice actor. His

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name is Corey Burton. Corey Burton. See, but

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I found it by going to the hostage rescue episode.

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Well done. I went to it by clicking on IMDB.

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Well, that's what I meant. Yeah, but I typed

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in. Cad Bane voice actor and then clicked on

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his IMDb. Aha, I see. Pondo voice actor. Jim

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Cummings. Wait, it's Jim Cummings? Yeah. Oh my

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God. You didn't realize that? No. I was going

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to tell you, but I thought you'd want to be surprised.

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Yeah. Yeah. What? Oh. Isn't he an Oscar winner?

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He's the voice of Winnie the Pooh. Yeah. And

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an infinite number of other things. He's not

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an Oscar winner. He's an Emmy winner. Okay, my

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bad. I mixed up which thing. So I really want

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to... Oh, he's... Hondo's in Star Wars Outlaws?

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I've been playing that game a lot and I have

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not ran into him yet. So I'm excited about that.
