And do it. We're doing it. Hey, we fixed it this
time. Yep. This is like we know what we're doing.
You know what? Let's let's go ahead and do it.
Are we doing the whole thing or we could do it.
We could do a third. I don't know. Whatever we
It's so smooth. It's better if you take it in
chapters. Is it? Yeah, it's smoother. It's easier.
But that that's what I was gonna tell you. I
forgot. The aftertaste is might sound weird But
uh which the actress which I like it reminds
me of Nyquil You ever have that Nyquil chicken
You see that no I go you gotta you boil a whole
chicken my quill Like a blue chicken No, yeah,
no, that's a bad I don't do that If one person
hears this podcast, I'm telling you now, don't
do that. But if you're going to do it, put it
in the comments. If you're going to do it, I
mean, I can't stop. You're a grown man. You can
do what you want, but I don't advise it. I don't.
I mean, you're probably not a grown woman, if
anything. Women don't listen to this stuff. I
don't think so. I don't think so. The only people
I know who've told me... who've actually told
me that they would listen to it or do it. Pretty
much. But apparently a bunch of the kids in the
neighborhood have checked it out at least once.
That's funny. My son and my daughter tell them
all the time. My dad's a YouTuber. Pretty much.
That's almost exactly what Ezra says. That he
is the greatest in the world. Yeah. He's trying
to start a podcast too. He should. My nephew.
Does he loves like sports stats? Yeah, that's
Ezra. That's like, oh man, yeah, put them together.
Little bit of age gap though, but. Oh, excuse
me, people love it when you burp like Michael
Michael. Michael, which tastes terrible. But
I like I appreciate it, but yeah, but you like
Michael. What is the flavor of Nyquil? Chemicals.
It's just chemical and alcohol. I think that's
what the best Maybe that's what it is. That's
what gets you messed up and I like wheels. It's
alcohol Well for me, it's got to be the combination
dude. I remember once this reminds me of a story
I Was really sick and being sick I think he ended
up dehydrated and all the stuff that comes along
with being sick and I remember I took a bunch
and I quill and I Fell asleep during the day
and then my dad's like, oh come on downstairs
and we got we got KFC. Oh, okay. But like I was
so out of it and still groggy and sleeping that
I just remember watching my dad eat that chicken.
I was like, oh my god, look what is it? So crazy
looking, shoving chicken legs into his mouth.
I gotta get out of here. Like I felt like I needed
to get up and run. But I'm like, what? I'm gonna
try and eat dinner. Help. Help me, Weston Ressard.
Yeah, it was scary. Yeah, and I don't know what
that is of it maybe it's a combination of being
sick and alcohol and I don't know like well I
about told me that there's a Conspiracy that
like will and day quill are actually the exact
same thing Well, they don't put the dextro morphine
in the day quill apparently. I don't know apparently
I don't for what Val told me that she read on
Some internet platform that It's the same thing
Well, you got to trust the science like someone
who works there at the plant where they make
it I guess or something like that was like it's
the same thing I know I know it's like that with
the gas at the gassy like the difference is like
the premium and or I mean Sorry, the chevron
gas or the shell gas or oh Yeah, it's all it's
all the same gas. I was gonna say I seen a meme
I think it was that was like it showed the gas
panel was open And they're like, look at this.
It's all the same gas. See, it all comes from
the same lines. Well, so I had like 88 and 92.
And then in the middle is your 90, basically.
And so they were like, somebody's like, I guess
you don't know basic math. Because if you combine
the 88 and the 90, you get the middle grade.
So it just doesn't run that pump. But what's
happening and they're like, no, it's not how
that works. No, I've seen the guy Like packing
up the stuff at the gas station and the fuel
truck at the at the res mark there by my house
Yeah, and then he and they go I got I got stuck
behind him at the light So then I followed him
down the road and he pulled his pulls in and
won a Chevron and won a shell But that's got
tech Ron Yeah, exactly. Yeah, and so like he
got pulled up and said that and I saw his pump
my gas and I went to ask him just like hey, dude
Like I gotta ask. Yeah, what's up with that?
He was like, it's the same gas dude. He was like
something like with the tech wrong There's just
like an additive we add to it sometimes but uh,
if it's like the premium but the It's just the
same gas. So does he put in an additive after?
Yeah, I believe so. Okay Okay, so technically
they like oh no see we do something different.
Yeah Probably not enough that you would ever
know the different. I've watched you ever watch
project farm. No It's it's pretty good if you're
a homeowner or Craftsman of any kind. It's probably
a good one to check out Excuse me. I thought
you were gonna say if you're a homo for some
reason like don't don't do that this dude he
Home on he rates and tests all sorts of different
tools and appliances and yard tools and whatever,
but he does it very, he does it real scientifically
like measurements and scales. Like yard tools?
Name it. Okay. What's something you want to know
what the best of is? Well, I was going to say
for some reason I was thinking lawnmowers because.
Okay, all right. Because. Let's find out. I've
seen a YouTuber do that for lawnmowers. Project
arm. Oh, just for a little FYI on today's show,
we're going to do this a little different for
the podcast audio only audience of the random
sampling of people that show up. We're just going
to ramble for a minute and get ready for the
show. And you know, just I guess you're just
going to have to wait. You probably won't listen
to the whole thing anyway, so so he which would
this make sense? He doesn't have long the best
lawnmower. He's got the best lawnmower blade
sharpener Okay, so he this dude gets a whole
bunch of different ones. I know who he is Okay,
cuz I think this is where I start I've seen that's
why I was thinking lawnmowers because I've seen
him be like Can you run your lawnmower on these
this oil or wd -40? Well, he did one on the difference
between regular and premium and in all the different
tech Ron and all that stuff. Yeah, running it
on like he had a bunch of lawnmowers, the exact
same lawnmowers that they were all like brand
new. And he was running them all for the exact
same amount of time. And he was comparing like
the buildup levels and stuff on him. After running
them for X amount of hours, you disassemble them,
check them out. I think I watched it. And they
were all the same. Yeah, they're all the same.
Well, the thing like there is a truth to it.
The difference is when you have a high compression,
high performance motor, you got to run High level
gas because it will knock. It needs that higher.
Combustion rating. Everybody equates that to
my Honda needs it like no Honda don't care. I
used to think that my first time I had that I
used to think that that oh, I gotta put premium
in my Honda Civic. No, so I must because it's
a sports car, you know. But no, that's. That's
what regular now. No, it runs fine like that.
That my mind that's I'm regular. I don't, I treat
my car really badly. Maintenance -wise, I'm terrible.
Oh, because of our awesome topic that we had.
Hey, hey, if you're listening out there, you
know who you are. Man, why don't you just shut
the f**k up? Like, oh my God. Who? About what?
About everything. Everything he says. Okay, I
want to be nice to you. Mean, I don't really
hate you, but oh my mm -hmm sometimes He's like
literally looked at him's like I we got to be
careful because he might end up hearing this
well That's why I'm prefacing sitting word whatever.
You know what I'm talking about. So I'm like
look I'm just I'm just being irritated with it
right now. He's I don't hate you He's figuring
out what kind of man he wants to be that's the
thing like I I get it now that I'm older were
like I was probably really annoying At his age,
I feel like I was a little farther along in that
path than him. Maybe, maybe not. But everyone
was different, you know? I know for a fact, when
I was 20, man, I must have been really annoying.
Is that how old he is? 20? I think he's 21. Okay.
Maybe 22. Oh no, I was making terrible decisions
at 20. No, we totally were. Exactly. Yeah, I
can't knock him then, man. I was equally... Oh,
do we want to have one more ready to go for the
boom? I still got some of my other one. I've
been sipping it. We just top it off. Okay, let's
let's let's do that before we Feel like these
are large. Yeah We'll get we'll get ready we'll
get yeti keep forgetting to do that Okay, get
the video set up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's let's
get prepared for this. You know what? This will
help cool my head down. There you go. It's like
a radiator. Oh, we're gonna keep the heat in.
That's what we do. Good. It's like he was made
for me. are we still recording nice we are okay
sweet we're getting this we're so we're so we're
getting the camera set up now i'm looking right
at it this is gonna be fun to edit we're gonna
appreciate this don't worry about it i gotta
watch my pronunciation enunciation oh how do
we look here all right look at that look at that
guy oh my this is Award -winning content Locking
face what this What oh No, I see I hold on oh,
that's I see what that is that's That's just
part of the display. I was like what's in front
of me, and I'm like trying to feel You let me
down on that one brain I think brain I need you
to pick up on that kind of thing way faster It's
not that this time it's not all right. We'll
have in there. It's not at all. Oh, okay Makes
sense feel better now. Okay. Okay. All right
Game face. Hey, we're ready to do this. You're
going around the board Are we doing this first
and then the boom? Well, no, you could this is
the Washington Cup. I don't know what that is.
You got Hawaii We could do it during the boom
Sure, we go boom Yeah, yeah. Yeah, boom. Yeah
boom and then so if you want to do it you got
intro Air horn and this is our bomb you do it
Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll trust your coordination.
I've done this a few times. So this we got to
make this extra special. Yeah, because we have
our we will you'll see if you want to go watch
the video. So alright, one, two on eight. What
if I said it? Here we go. Straight from Washington.
That gets easier and easier every time. Yeah,
something about that. You know, you need to hydrate,
drink your water. We have lots of that in Washington
and Hawaii. Both of them have a high rainfall.
Yes, sir. Anyway. Oh, you know what? Welcome
back, everybody. Check it out. We're back. It's
been a minute. We've been. Life has been happening.
Yeah, you know this sounds weird Now it's just
in my head sounds good to me brother that sounds
the same. Okay anyway Before we start How you
been man? Oh, it's been a while since we've done
it I'm doing That's unfortunate Oh No, that's
gonna be on the internet forever, too. Well,
I'm not gonna edit it We are back yeah, I'm doing
awesome now I'm Amazing fact that was hilarious.
Um Yeah, and I don't even know what to say anymore.
No, right Where do I go from this? I've been
good, man Okay, I'm glad to be back here with
my friend. Yeah, you know what? Okay, we'll just
we'll start over clean clean slate here. I was
super excited because we got our yeti shirts
now. I just I thought this was a fun design and
we're going with tie dyed. You totally get them
out there. You guys know they're not available
to be not available. You can't do of a kind.
Yep, this this is it because well, we're broke.
And like we were saying earlier, that's it is
not cost effective to buy just two custom hoodies.
No, it's not. But it was it. But we're dedicated
for you. Well, and ourselves. This is something
we really enjoy. I'm doing this for me. Yeah.
All right. So it was it was something that we
just wanted to do that was going to be fun. And
that's why we didn't even explain what we're
doing on this show. And we've been already gone
for 15 minutes because we were doing a little
bit of. Yeah, we did. We tried something new.
Yeah, getting a little bit going on here. Get
some ideas and juices flowing. Yeah. You know,
speaking of how you're doing, it's been a while
since we've done it. Yeah. So we were excited.
We've got our tin foil hats on because today
we are going over. We are talking about the Heaven's
Gate cult. 100 percent. I really wanted to do
this topic because it's one of the stuff that's
happened personally with me. OK. and just some
of the stuff going on in general. So, oh, nevermind.
With that, I think you can run the board now.
Green is go, red will stop. Then there's like
orange, but don't make fun of him. He's colorblind.
I'm learning. That is true. So I got to make
sure that this is colorblind friendly. And it
is green and red. Okay. That's all you need to
know. Okay. All right. Heaven's gate. Was one
of the most infamous UFO based with the new religious
movements in American history ending in the largest
mass suicide on US soil in 1997 so I was like
Some numbers old okay, I was seven so I was I
Must have been way younger than we were like
a few years younger. Yeah Because you're so much
older than me. But you know, at this point, when
you're 45, it's like, whatever. I was a little
kid. I remember it happening, though. I don't
remember anything about it. That's why we're
going over it. Yeah. All right. So founded in
the mid 1970s by Marshall Heref Applewhite. I'm
sorry, Marshall Herf Applewhite, known as Doe,
maybe Dew, and Bonnie Lou Nettles, known as T
or possibly Ty. The group blended Christian Eschatology
new age ideas and ufology into a belief system
that that human bodies were temporary vehicles
or containers for you for souls That True ascension
required shedding them to broad alien to board
I'm sorry to board alien spacecraft and reach
the next level or evolutionary level above human
so In essence all that you got to remember to
shut the music back off. So you just boop boop
that yeah, there we go We're learning on the
fly here. You know why this isn't really I don't
really matter You know, whatever it's authentic.
Our audience is pretty small. Yeah, it's niche
and and yes We need to be our authentic selves
That's what all I've heard we're trying to do
for a long time now on the internet is I need
to be my true self And that's why I put on this
tinfoil hat That's right. Well, we got to be
careful because we're talking about aliens. And
exactly. There's an element of brainwashing that
goes on playing this and just, you know, Well,
and that's what we're the I don't we've probably
we can talk about maybe should we talk about
what's going on with the story here and then
we can read. So pretty much their belief was
that your body is just a temporary thing for
your soul. And it's just like a thing that you
rent. So isn't and just run it for a little bit
and then just leave it behind. Isn't that the
same thing that Scientology does? I think, well,
I mean, that's pretty much what, well, I don't
know. I mean, Christianity is kind of, any Christian
will tell you that, yeah, your body is a vessel
and your spirit is eternal and your body is not
forever and your spirit is. But I'm not sure
what eschatology means. If you know what eschatology
means, please drop a comment. Let us know. I
have no idea. I didn't come prepared for any
of this. I did come prepared. I came with my
straight from Washington. Water in a small teacup.
Water. Yes. That that prepared me just enough
to forget about all the dumbness in my day. Yep.
All right. Okay. Onwards and upwards. Origins
and early days. Applewhite, a former music professor
and Presbyterian minister's son, met Nettles,
who was a nurse with interest in astrology and
the occult. Oh my God. They met in 1972 after
a near -death experience. They became convinced
they were the two, the quotation, two witnesses
prophesied in Revelation 11 of the Bible. Oh,
I haven't got that far. Yeah, it's towards the
end of the book. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't
got that far. The ones who there's there's another
joke there. No, no one's on that far, sir Whatever
keep your comments I'm lost in the comment section
right put it right right down below like it's
like and whatever Alright, so they believe they're
the two witnesses prophesied in Revelation 11
the ones who would be killed and resurrected
before the end times but the extraterrestrial
extraterrestrial technology rather than divine
miracle. They interpreted biblical clouds and
ascensions like Jesus's like, like the ascension
of Jesus. Yeah, they they could like relate that
or attribute that to UFOs. Yeah. Well, that's
I've heard that theory before. Tucker Carlson.
Yes. Talks about all the times. It's like I think
that these demons and angels are just aliens.
Yeah, I think There could be something to that
I think that the word demon and alien and angel
and spirit and All that stuff. I think that's
all kind of a lot of different ways to say the
same thing What is that? Who's that? Probably
just an airplane Protestant airplane. We're buying
an airport. Yeah, true. Maybe yeah, so Don't
know how biblically sound that opinion is but
that's kind of what the impression that I'm under
That all those things are kind of part of the
same thing. That's something else. It's like
the mining body Boston's It's the impression
I get. Yeah, that's true. That's a good thing.
Did you know that songs about uh, oh I did uh,
ah crap Somebody said something about it by getting
tested for AIDS No, I somebody No, actually it
was Tim Poole was talking about it. If you're
the mighty mighty boss tones drop a comment.
Let us know Yeah, we'll just yeah, you know,
obviously you've heard of us leave a comment
and then we'll know yeah, it's a correct record
because I forgot now I kind of want to look that
up. What was that song about? I don't know. I
will that that's what I thought it was about
About AIDS. I'm sorry. I totally derailed what
you're saying. I don't even remember what I was
saying It was something about something. I remember
my main point I want to make okay, so that's
fine That's kind of just what we do Well said
it's just us recording us being dumb That's funny
And I forgot I was working. Oh, I know. Oh, the
thing about the Internet that was so cool. Dude,
back back when Xbox first had voice chat and
all that stuff. Yeah. My friend used to just
sit there and talk and say things. And. It was.
Morning radio used to be a thing. Yeah, and that's
exactly not another thing anymore. Not really.
Oh, that's too bad Well, and I used to do that
all the time Hey, it's something I could turn
on and listen on my way to work or while I was
working like I was operating machinery and just
whatever and they're talking about whatever subject
and on Xbox he could just blurt out stuff and
everybody kind of had to listen to him because
they're all in the halo He just be talking about
whatever and he's like It is awesome. It's like
having your own radio show. You could just talk.
That's true, dude. And that's what podcast became
is It's the new morning radio format where we
can just video games. Yeah, and it kind of started
with halo and Xbox So thank you Microsoft. How
fun was the halo throwdown man? Yeah, like Dude,
I didn't I'll be in there's a couple people who
follow us Instagram We're gonna know exactly
what I'm talking about when I talk about halo
throwdowns and I have nothing Danny I have nothing
but fond memories that brother I Get the guy
that he's talking about. Yeah, you could just
ramble on there and people listen. They're laughing
They're just like they're just listening to my
me talk while I'm playing halo and somehow that
became a thing and that's twitch and He was telling
me he worked at Circuit City. If you remember
that ancient place. I knew a guy who worked there.
Yeah, he They hooked up four TVs and four Xboxes
and were like 16 player match. Yeah. When it
was after hours and stuff. Yeah. And you know,
good times. We were talking earlier about this
guy that I know, he's being really successful
and stuff going on. And I was like, yeah, man.
For some reason, I don't know why. And you're
right, because we both do this where I don't
I don't know, somebody does well and you're like,
well, it's not me. Yeah, I don't know. I'm guilty
that it's hard to just be happy for him because
I heard him talking about, oh, I'm playing 16
player versus player at work at Circuit City
after hours. And I'm like, man, you. Yeah, that's
why isn't that me? And I couldn't be happy for
him. And I should have been. I'm sorry, Jesse.
If you ever hear this. Sorry. It was such an.
Oh. Hope I bleep that out correctly. I'm trying
to make this I feel like you did. Okay Yeah,
we're talking about So we're talking about something
totally different it do whatever if we're just
shooting into the real the shorts you're watching
We were talking about something totally different.
Why does this have a muted out? Screen speak
speaker thing. What does that mean? That means
it's something is muted. I I hope not. Oh, that'd
be terrible How do we verify that? I don't know
that that means mute That's not nothing if we
Okay, okay What does that mean I don't know Maybe
it means nothing. I just noticed that that was
there and now I'm afraid to click on anything.
What is that? What does that mean? Oh I think
it's a muted out. Well, you don't have speakers.
I think that's that means yeah. Yeah. No, it's
not sending. Oh This is a special show. Thank
you. This is special. That was I was almost terrible
I know. Well, you see the, you know, I just,
we are extra special today. Speaking of extra
special, you know, it's really funny and nobody
will know what we're talking about except for
just us and maybe a few other random people.
Cause every time you mentioned this guy, I just
think Pasea and in my head he's Pasea. Oh yeah.
So inside joke, just like, I'm sorry that you
have the extra chromosomes. Sorry. We shouldn't
say any more about that. Nope. I said to see
ya Yes, nobody nobody knows Yeah, don't what
he needs to know and if you do know don't leave
a comment. Don't say anything you You know who
you are. I'm don't say we're trying not to even
go there with any of that stuff And this is no
way shape or for not doing it. We didn't go there.
We're not we're not doing it It's yeah, no way
is we're talking about what we're talking about.
We're gonna talk about Heaven's Gate. Yep Back
to heaven's gate. So the origins in early days
Did we already do that? No, okay as far as we
got we are good today. We are on paragraph 2
Apple white before I did read that Maybe we are
the ones my friend asked his parents once is
like, you know that people that You know, he
goes He's I remember being there and he looks
over his dad and goes You know how people that
are like? handicapped kind of don't know Am I
like that and I just And his dad looks over is
like yeah I'm not trying to say anything between
this is just this is real life. This is what
happened And I've thought that before. I think
that all the time, like... Oh, man, that's like...
Oh, man, I'm glad I thought that. I'm glad I
thought the other person just thought that. Who
thought I'd think that? Oh man, that's all gonna
get flagged. It's gonna be like, though you guys
are being inconsiderate. Like, no, I'm just,
I'm just making jokes. I'm just being - We're
just being real, man. I'm just being stupid.
Who's being transparent? Transparency. Transparency.
There's another one. Another good. Everybody
likes person stories. Jesse, because I was bringing
you up, you remember the transparency of Mr.
Dion? There you go, special thing. Trying to
talk about we're gonna do it. We got it this
time. It's keyed. Hold on. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay, just Breathe in and out All right heavens
gate by 1974 and 1975 they started So is it either
which one is it? Is he directed any for one of
the other two fours any five? Anyway, they started
recruiting under Under other names like the to
err or bo peep or human individual more Metamorphosis,
which is a weird name to get somebody Yeah, I
guess those are all like the names like their
nicknames. They gave other people. Oh Okay, they
held They held meetings promising followers would
be picked up by UFOs spaceships early recruits
abandoned families jobs and possessions to live
Aesthetically no sex no drugs. No attachment
To the human level the group wandered living
nomadically and at its peak in the mid 1970s
had around 200 followers through numbers though
numbers dwindled over time I You know what you
almost I was all on board for a second like,
you know what quit the jobs and Forget all about
life. We're gonna move on to our new step and
then it said no sex and stuff I was like right
right there. I'm like, how did you convince anyone
to stay? Well, I was when we want to talk about
this is like, it's always how it starts is like,
nope. Maybe that's what's going to happen. Nobody
gets to have sex except for this guy that started
it. Well, that's what happened. I mean, me and
my wife were just talking about this earlier
today because I was telling her we were talking
about. No, no. Oh, okay. No, I was in for a second
there and then he said no. So the in Waco, the
branch Davidians, they made like a movie about
it. Dude, what is Johnny Ligazzamo's in it? And
anyway, that's what that's what was going down
there. The guy David Koresh, the leader, he was
okay. So that was part of it. Yeah, he was saying
he was like, I think he's I think he was saying
he was like Jesus returned. Yes. And I believe
so. People like dudes weren't allowed to have
sex with their wives, but he was the only person
allowed to have sex with their wives Well, yeah,
cuz he's you know, you just got to follow him.
So says How what happened like how how does convince
a guy to do that either one like, okay I mean
not not that I want you but it's like I'm trying
to understand how that happened. I Don't know.
It can't be that easy if you offer people like
drugs and sex like they're you're probably gonna
get a lot of people to just Yeah, sign me up,
but you like All right, you guys, we're not going
to do any of that. And you got to show your wife
like, oh, I think I'm not going to share your
wife. That's giving her away. Yeah. I think I'm
not going to do that. Yeah. I got to know. Well,
yeah, that guy must have been a heck of a speaker.
I don't know which we got to finish. Yeah, we
got to finish this whole thing because I feel
like this is going to be a long one. I don't
even care. So we're going to go lady Nettles
or T or tie. I'm not sure. It's just T. I I don't
know how to pronounce that anyway. I have no
we'd have to like put that into a program And
then say hey, how do you pronounce this? Anyway,
and that's a lot of effort. She died in 1985
which challenged the group's original belief
and physical ascension while alive Apple what
Apple white then the main guy Reframed it saying
death was now the way to transfer conscious consciousness
consciousness. Oh Like that next level bodies
aboard a waiting spacecraft Did you see that
Johnny Depp movie? Yeah, I forgot all about that.
Yeah, that's a good movie. What was it called?
I don't remember right the one where he becomes
the computer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's
good movie So their core beliefs Are the human
bodies equal? disposable containers slash vehicles
Earth is a garden or testing ground run by loose
Luciferian forces such as demonic or aliens slash
government conspiracies, stuff like that. Oh,
I'm I almost that hot. Yeah, that they're hiding
all the stuff from us and keeping the info from
the people. I agree. Members had to overcome
all human desires, especially sex. Some men,
including Applewhite, were castrated to graduate.
Holy hell. Oh, man. That is dedication. Oh, OK.
OK. Yeah, we got to stop for a second because
yo, dude. Here's the thing. We just put this
in and say, hey, give me the story about this.
And this is what is great. We are reading this
for the first time. This is hearing all this
for the first time, just like you. Yeah, I've
heard about this, but I don't I don't really
know. Same. I remember it happening way back
in the day, but I don't know all that. They just
gloss it over and go, oh, yeah, it was a cold
nail. Kool -Aid that that's all you need to know
is the Kool -Aid. Yeah, and it wasn't even Kool
-Aid It was some off -brand because they couldn't
get the Kool -Aid. That's too bad. I think that's
a bummer. I don't even remember what it was.
It was an off -brand thing Anyway, my point was
Kool -Aid is good. Oh yeah, I don't even remember
my point. That's crazy Yeah, I don't know. I
don't know. I don't know what it was either dude.
Well, yeah we do this all the time and gotta
be like If he actually listens the whole thing
he would know that somewhere that we have to
visit daily He'll go over and be like Who was
I getting out of here? I Don't know man, maybe
that thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah So I swear I
had a point so well we were talking about how
they had castrated I Don't I don't still know
I Just hear that Mike. Yeah, no I'm gonna say
no. Yeah, I think I'm gonna pass on pass on that
one I will get to the main point that I still
remember When we finish this whole idea, okay,
well just go back. I don't know So doing they
had so yeah, they believed that the government
would and was in league with the devil they believed
that their bodies were temporary they believed
that they had to Overcome all their desires for
for sex and they know that they even had to grep
Get castrated some of the dudes did in addition.
They saw themselves as an away team for higher
civilization Here to gather the souls I guess
something Don't know what that means the way
teams gather the souls But like surely like like
helpers, maybe I don't know. Okay. Okay and The
group use sci -fi imagery heavily such as Star
Wars to clone close encounters And we're early
adopters of the internet for recruitment their
website I Don't think I should say that probably
I don't know you you think it'd be Well, it's
just their website, right? I'm thinking, like,
because don't go to this. I can't. How dumb is
that? There's words I can't say. I know this
is what we start. This is what happened so many
years ago. We're like, why is there words I can't
say? I say this. That's unfortunate. Well, no,
I'm not going to say the name of the website
because we're all being monitored and throttled
to some degree. Now, look, I understand not trying
to make somebody upset. all the time. Sometimes
I am. But that's the whole thing. Like, I thought
we live in America, it wasn't you're guaranteed
to never be pissed off. Like, I get pissed about
everything anymore. So I got to I didn't think
about this right now. I got to be careful not
to say then any of those things. I know those
words. Oh, yeah, like, there you go. There's
the point. We can't say what they actually did.
Yeah. Word that rhymes and it's all on different
platforms. They all pick different things. You
can't it can't say I don't think Spotify cares
I know YouTube does but YouTube does tick -tock
for sure Cuz like I thought they were cool. No,
no, like I said the R word once and it was just
like oh Yeah, you can't yeah, it was it just
didn't it won't even let you post it really.
Yeah Am I hey, I wasn't calling somebody anything.
I'm just I'm just being I'm just being stupid
it is when you go to do the timing on your car
They call it advancing and then I can't even
say it. Yeah when you slow down they call it
something else Yeah, well and and that means
withheld. Yeah, that's that's all that's that's
where it came from But like we can't even talk
about this stuff anymore and it's all about just
nobody can ever be upset about anything You know
what? I get upset about lots of stuff in my day
When I work with some guy that just, you know,
there's a word that describes it. Yeah, exactly.
Anyway, I got to wear this hat to keep out those
negative thoughts. That's it. That's the problem.
You're right. What was the website you can't
read? That one. Just their website? Yeah, I have
no idea. But we're already talking about the
cult Heaven's Gate. Yeah, you could guess what
imagine what the ending to that would be Yeah,
yeah, you can figure it out. Anyway All right.
Okay, just yeah you gotta and that's the thing.
I don't think that we'd get like We won't get
banned. It just it wouldn't show it to anybody
It'd be throttled and that's stupid. Yeah You
can't even put it in the word. You can't use
the word and it'll pop up like oh, this is Something
about harm is harm is harm a bad word I don't
know. We'll have to find out now. Excuse me,
I think I'm allergic to bulls**t. Yeah. Anyway.
All right. So in early 1997, Comet Hail Bob was
visible and bright. Oh, it was that Comet? OK,
it was that Comet. I've never seen that one.
Everyone thinks it's Haley's Comet. Rumors claimed
a companion object slash spaceship was trailing
it. Applewhite and the remaining 38 followers
saw this as their sign. The spacecraft with with
tie aboard the lady who died had come to take
Take them home take them take them to heaven,
which is where you you I believe coined an excellent
term sir the alien expressed to heaven Is that
what it was? Yeah, did I do that? You did? Thank
you man for giving did I give that us because
I think some people commented and said yes, that
should be a band I Think someone did comment
that that's right Just one person On March 22nd
through 26th 1997 in a rented mansion in Rancho
Santa Fe, California the group committed a Word
I was trying to look I was trying to look up
something that you could say but like they committed
a word and rhymes with suicide ended I don't
even know what you what can't what do you what
does our all the youtubers say what? What are
the youtubers say for code? It's a dog whistle.
It's a right -wing dog whistle for Trump supporters,
you guys. That's how all this works. It's all
code. It's all Epstein. You can't say the word
Epstein, even though that's just someone's name.
That's just a proper noun. There's another guy.
There's obviously another Jeffrey Epstein in
the world. There's more than one. And that's
unfortunate. Butters' birthday is on 9 -11. He's
like, oh, my birthday's not until 9 -11. Like,
oh, that's an unfortunate birthday. That is,
that is. All right. We're trying to, I don't
know how to navigate this with this stuff. This
is going to be tricky, but we're going to do
it. Because what is the word? They always say.
So they did that thing. They did it in shifts.
We'll just refer to it as the thing they did.
The thing. OK, the thing they did. The thing.
They ingested a lethal mix of phenobarbital and
vodka, so drugs and alcohol. Drugs, okay. Then
placed plastic, oh, dang. Then placed plastic
bags over their heads. Oh my god. They were found
laying? Oh, that might be, dude, that's worse
than saying, yeah. That is worse than saying
what they did, like, oh. Oh, I don't even like
this. I didn't know that. Dude, I didn't know
this. What did I do? I opened the open again.
Maybe we shouldn't have done this one I should
you guys should have done. I should have read
it before we started. Oh, I thought we kind of
did but yeah Didn't read all of it Okay. Okay,
so they put so they kind of did so they did some
stuff. It's really unhealthy. Yes don't and That
but they they were found lying peacefully in
matching black tracksuits purple shrouds, and
brand new Nike sneakers. This doesn't sound peaceful.
Just do it. I feel bad for laughing about this.
Why would you say that? That's a whole other
conspiracy wrapped in a conspiracy Yeah, well
it says it's a grim irony noted by many I Didn't
I didn't know this Now I almost feel like I should
feel bad laughing. Yeah all Alright, okay all
39 of them were discovered on March 26th after
the after an anonymous tip, which I Don't know
that would have been about they left a little
farewell messages explaining. It wasn't the negative
Oh Well, we can bleep it out I'm not gonna Alright,
this will be a learning experience and we'll
just see what happens Let's do farewell video
explaining messages there you go the farewell
they it wasn't that thing in The negative sense
it was exiting their vehicles to board the ship
Yes, the signs of struggle or no signs of struggle.
It was ordinarily involuntarily from their perspective
I don't know what that means, but It was voluntarily
from their perspective that oh, that's probably
a grok It pretty much it's saying that thanks
a lot. They did it of their own volition It wasn't
like a murder. It wasn't something something
A foot it was consensual folk land Okay, that
was that was it right? Yeah, that's it I feel
good about that one. That was tough. We're gonna
glean a lot from this episode. So, okay. All
that aside, and us laughing at things that are
horrible. Apparently, I just, I can't. I mean,
that's the slogan. I mean, oh my God. I had no
idea. See, we learned something today. I also
learned a valuable lesson that laughing is bad.
I guess sometimes There's a time for everything
there's a time and a place I think enough time
has gone by right? Yeah, I mean people make fun
of Erica Kirk. Have you seen that? There's a
lot. Have you seen the Drew skis kit? Where he
dresses up like Erica Kirk? No the black dude
that dresses. Oh My god, I haven't seen that
There's a whole thing I didn't even so I haven't
really followed the whole Erica Kirk thing cuz
I told myself I'm gonna I don't I don't care
I'm just gonna stay out of it. Yeah, and then
the internet went So he dressed up just like
her like white face and everything so now that
the the other side is coming back with like You
can't do black fit like who I don't care who
cares. I get both of your points Whatever think
Robert Downey Jr proved it can be done and it
can be done right. Because that was amazing and
nobody argues with it. If he can do it, let him
do it. Then you can do it. Yeah. You can be mad
about it. Oh, well, that's what makes it good
sometimes. That's what makes this America. You're
allowed to be mad at it and we protect that.
I'm allowed to laugh at it. And I am an idiot.
So don't listen to me. He dressed up like Eric
Kirk. And I didn't even that somebody spliced
it in the stuff he was doing. And so there's
this thing where he was doing where Normally
when you so we're talking to each other, right?
So during an interview you'd be talking like
this and the cameras over here. Yeah, and so
In the skit he was doing this. Oh and that's
why we believe in Jesus And I'm like, oh, that's
fine I laughed I thought it was fun. Then somebody
put in Erica Kirk talking about it and she says
whatever and it's not as but it's pretty close
where she basically looks over at the camera
and goes, blah, blah, blah, Christians. And she
widens her eyes every time she says this. Like,
what is some weird videos too? What is good?
Are they slow -mo things with their eyes? Maybe
that's a weird, I don't know, but it does look
weird. I'm sorry to tell what's AI and what's
not. And that's the thing. What is real anymore?
in my outgoing point, because there was some
stuff that was going on recently with our church,
and we've been over this, and I just wanted to
like, okay, here's the thing. Somebody made a
decision and I feel like it was probably a bad
one. And I feel like I don't think they understood
where they were coming from and how that would
sound to other people. We're basically, well,
it's my way or the highway. Just give it all
up. But we were talking about how how do you
Oh, you're gonna chop off your stuff and and
there's no sex involved and and we're all we're
also going to do that Yeah, yeah, we're also
gonna do a certain thing at the end of this because
that's how we're gonna go to the next level How
did you get those people to get on board with
that? That's it. You know what? That is dude
That's a testament to how strong the desires
people have to belong to something and I that's
that's the big part of it is people belonging
People want to be a part of something, man. Yeah.
And they want to feel special. Yeah. And that's
how powerful that feeling is. Is that all it
is? That you literally chop your junk off and
kick yourself. Dude, it's so hard to... You said
it again. How do I self edit in this world? How
can one man be so clueless? Ha, how do we go
on in this world where we got like, I don't even
know what's real anymore. What's an AI video
that is this? Is this real or not? Is Erica Kirk
really sad about this? Did she? What? What even
happened? Is Drew Ski really a black person or
is that a whole? That's a whole conspiracy. I
don't I don't. He's some comedian. That's the
guy who was dressed up. OK. But he did another
one where he dressed up like a NASCAR fan. What's
his name? Drew Ski? Drew Ski. I think it's D
-R -U -S -K -I. I thought he was hilarious. Oh,
like one word, Drew Ski. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,
okay. So he dressed up like Erica Kirk and I'm
like, oh, man, somehow she's hotter. No, no,
not really. No. Oh, man, I just wanted to put
that out there like, hey. We don't know what
is real and what's fake anymore. So be careful
That's like the only effective form of censorship
really just BS everyone enough to where no one
knows what to believe Was and then you can say
or do whatever you want. Yeah, if anyone tells
on you Everyone's to be like, well is that real
or not? Who knows? Yeah, that's that's the way
to do it that Hmm kind of sounds familiar, huh?
You know, it's really awesome about having these
foil hats as I see the reflection of the lights
making me smarter and it's It looks cool. Yeah,
you got like purpley and blue Blinged out under
hat It's good for my brain waves. Oh man, this
was a really long one. That was a good one People
are gonna appreciate this one. Oh, probably not.
Yeah I may have committed us to something. Without
really knowing it because at at. At the place
should we just should we just end it at the place
we go every day? Do we OK? Do you need to say
or do we do we end it? I'll tell you later. OK,
we'll just talk about later. OK, OK, OK. So with
that, that was our bad at the next meeting. OK,
well, we we we tried our hardest. to make this
edited. I don't know. I don't know how that's
going to work. I guess I can edit the video portion
of it because those are the ones that seem to
be more sensitive. You know what, bro? Just let
it go. Just full send it. See what happens. We
can always take it down later, right? I mean,
I don't know. Most of the time, it's not like
you can't. They just go, oh, you guys made money.
No, you didn't. Well jokes on you. I can live
with that for one. I don't have any money on
that We're new with this we can burn our free
one on this. Oh, okay. Okay. So with that we
did this is our story on Heaven's Gate and Don't
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