Don't know what I'm doing and neither do you
I Nailed it this time because we are back. Yeah,
you're not here. We come as the song says with
some more cryptid crap conspiracy stuff Crap
topsy you ever listen to that band. No, you know
anyway The real name is cryptopsy, but there
was another one that was crap topsy Because it
just sounds like a blender of crap. Anyway, that's
besides the point We have amazing stories for
you guys that you won't believe it will blow
your mind All over the walls everywhere everywhere.
It's gonna be a mess. So on February 28th coming
up here there unless this is all this my after
whoa You know what? We have to post this one
before the other one. Yeah, that's just at the
time of this recording Coming up soon on February
28th. Yes, six plants are going to align six
of the eight eight. Yes, not nine Yeah, but we're
one of those to really like us and the other
six Except for one of them. So seven. Yes, or
sit. I don't know a total of seven total of seven
planets are Going to a line to a line. Yes, and
so throughout, you know Forever, you know people
have been like all the aligning and the planets
and it's a sign and yeah Aztec calendars and
The end of whatever and it's always like there's
always something around the alignment or movement
of planets Yeah, ours and stuff, you know, and
so I thought it'd be cool to go over Just a slew
of them of all the different possibilities of
things that could happen There we go when this
happens now Before we get into it Why does it
always got to be something bad? Why couldn't
it be something good? The planets are going to
align and not only are you, but we're going to
get lots of views and subscribers right here,
you guys. We're going to get lots of them because
the planets have aligned and it was the time
to do it. Depending on your worldview, one of
these could be a good thing. Just one. Yes. Just
one of them could be good. The other nine totally
suck. I mean, the other one, depending on how
you look at things, could be really good. And
I'm going to guess that the one that could be
really good is still not really good, because
it's still the end of everything. It's the beginning
of something new. It's going to be good for some.
OK. Bad for a lot of others. We'll get into it.
OK. OK. So we'll just play our good old thing.
Apparently I can't do anything but double tap
it and there we go. I did it this time Alright,
so the first one operations celestial gate the
elite and an elite portal activation that wait
That was with that one cult was wasn't I think
so something like that. They were gonna catch
the Space alien ride you have to dress to heaven.
Yeah, you have but you have to drink the Kool
-Aid Because that's the only way that they would
come by. Alien Express to Heaven. Man, that's
a good band name. Alien Express to Heaven? Yeah,
that's a good band name. Well, let us know in
the comments if we should start a band called
Alien Express to Heaven. Well, you know, that
reminds me. Okay, okay. There is... Oh, crap.
I can't think of what their name was, and I'll
totally forget, but there's this band that should
have been their name. Okay, because the guy just
where the the lead guitar singer wears a robe
and he put a plasma You know those plasma globes.
Yeah. Yeah on top of his head for like a hat.
That's cool, dude And some guy plays the keyboards
and he's just got like a giant alien mask and
the drummer I don't even remember what he has
but like the songs are just goofy like It's just
goofy as hell but like Like, I totally want to
go to this. I would listen to that. It's like,
Mike would totally want to go with this. I would
try that. It's like, it doesn't even have to
be that. I mean, they seem like they're actually
technically good musicians, but it's just like,
it's fun and a lot of weird noises and stuff.
Yeah, that's a good time. I'm like, oh, man,
I got to remember who that is. The Blue Wing
Group. Shout out to that. Bet you know what is
gonna bother me go ahead and read that I'll try
to find all right so so the the portal thing
so the alignment opens an intermittent interdimensional
portal for the global elite like the Bilderberg
and the Rothschilds and all them and they're
gonna use it to summon aliens or escape to some
other parallel world and Apparently NASA is downplaying
it Which not not surprising that no way that's
done No, that's not what we're doing. Yeah, they're
saying it's downplaying it as a parade is cover
for black budget tech like 5G amplifiers and
starlink grids. If it fails, poles shift and
tsunamis wipe out stuff and yeah, I guess the
portal is bad and the rich famous portal people
are going to... Dip out that's that one The other
one then the next one is the nibiru nibiru nibiru
planet or yes the planet X the the planet that
they think is way out there Oh Is unseen or unacknowledged?
Still a thing where they're like there's some
gravitational thing out. That's but they it's
too far They don't even really know yeah, but
they can tell me that you know a star that's
two billion years away Yeah, they can tell me
what it's made of So they're saying that the
planetary alignment could cause a collision between
that planet and another planet, which I guess
would be bad as long as the planet wasn't us.
I guess would be bad. It would mess up gravitational
fields in the solar system probably and be bad.
It's hidden beyond Neptune. Its orbit sinks with
the alignment causing gravitational chaos, earthquakes,
volcanic eruptions, and a biblical flood. Sakurai
a stitch ins book prove it and ninth and 2026
Neptune Uranus conjunction is the final sign
I'm sorry. I got distracted. I was thinking about
how do I add this to this and make that work
through there? But I guess I don't really need
to I'll just go like this with my phone. There
you go. I have to Did you find something? Oh,
yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so Speaking of weird Weird
bands Off to put it up on screen That's hilarious
This band is great, I totally forgot it pops
up once in a while you guys shredding on the
fender strap. Oh you can just Like they got that
They got the song about tardigrades. It's awesome.
That's pretty cool. But like, yeah, I like that.
I don't even know what we were talking about,
but like now we have to go see the band Henge.
I probably have to not put it in any of our videos
or something. I just. Whatever, if we can get
two people. Subscribe to them, you know, we help
them out. So high five to them. Yeah. Anyway,
I'm gonna go I gotta remember to actually listen
to a whole thing cuz that I Would totally go
to a show. Yeah, let's do it. That'd be fun.
Yeah Okay Something about opening a portal with
the plan alignments. Yeah, it's dead. Totally
makes sense. We're listening to the hinge. So
yeah next one Saturn Neptune zodiac rituals.
Oh We got the yeah, well cuz that signs in there.
Yeah The Saturn Neptune conjunction in Aries
on exactly February 20th, which was Friday yesterday.
Yeah, it was the other day For those of you don't
know math today would be the 21st Oh, and you
know what and the week before that was Friday
the 13th. That's true. I've Never had anything
that weird happened on a Friday the 13th. No
apparently for this There's a secret zodiac ritual
like a window for it to a court to be done for
the elite to harness a straw astrological energies
performing blood oaths or star aligned ceremonies
to Consolidate power is tied to dissolving old
zodiac structures allowing them to reprogram
global destinies Think hidden covens in bunkers
sinking with the parade of the planets for a
new astrological world order Okay, so, you know
all those the you know, they got the ritual and
They're gonna pray to molech and and do all that,
you know that they're all getting freaky and
I can guarantee you None of that happened with
me on any of those nights. So, you know, I didn't
I didn't benefit. Yeah, I didn't benefit from
any of this And that bums me out, I guess. Anyway,
I don't know. We have anything to add to that?
Are we? No. Move it on. All right. Move. Next
thing. All right. Next one. We kind of a little
familiar with this idea. Reptilian alien invasion
is going to happen. That happens on the line.
That's the next. Yes. On the alignment. So the
28th. Yes. That's the last day of the month.
That's what they're saying. Yeah. So We only,
you guys, we only have a few weeks left until
you like and subscribe. So you better like and
subscribe as soon as you can. Yeah, that's the
end of the world. And when it's not, we'll...
You don't want to have any regrets. We'll just
move that goalpost. Yeah. Not talking about anything
that's happened, you know, in the recent past,
but, you know, moving a goalpost... Yeah. ...is
a thing, and apparently that works, and everyone
will just forget. Yeah. David Icky's shapeshifting...
Lizards use the alignment's torsion fields. Testicular
torsion fields. To emerge from underground bases.
The Lion of Judah Jupiter signals their takeover.
I don't know what that means. What? Yeah. Grok.
What? You're making me look bad right now, man.
The Lion of Judah's torsion. Yeah, it says the
quotation, Lion of Judah quotation in parentheses
Jupiter. Signals their takeover. I don't know
what that means You can't trust everything you
read on the internet I must be too dumb to get
it or Well, I would tell us you put in there
you go The point being that one of the conspiracies
surrounding the planetary alignment is that repealing
aliens are going to invade? What does that have
to do with the lion of Judah? I don't know. That's
that's who is the lion of Judah? I don't know
Oh well, in the Bible, the line of Judah is God.
Okay, see that makes sense because Jesus isn't
the lion, he's the lamb. He's the lamb. He's
the sacrificial lamb. Which funny, watching,
I don't know if you watched Chosen. Yes. There
was a scene that my girlfriend had mentioned
and she's like, oh, I didn't even think about
that, but... And some people don't like it because
they're old school or this is not their thing.
That's fine. But it was a really interesting
thing because at the beginning of the show, they
showed, oh, no, no, hey, son. It was, I think,
David showing his son. we're getting the lamb
ready and this is for the sacrifice and we anoint
their feet and we wash the the wash the hooves
and they bless them and whatever and then that
was the in that scene it was jesus washing their
feet is like she's like i didn't even put that
together the lamb and like the washing of the
feet and like anointing the oil the perfumes
and all that and it's like oh wow i didn't even
think about somebody on that show is really smart
smarter than me yeah you gotta gotta read your
bible apparently uh We went on moving on to the
next Spooky story a solar flared doomsday a global
blackouts the planetary planets gravity tugs
Yeah, I did that backwards the planets gravity
tugs trigger massive solar storms frying power
grids and causing auroras worldwide Like in January
2026, which I don't remember seeing There's always
some flair going on it just There's always one
yeah, and they're saying it could also be a that
could be a harp weapon like the the high -altitude
Camera something radar Hi, it's like a weather
changing radar penetration. It's like a secret
harp weather manipulation thing that the government
has okay that. So they're saying that a government
could use that thing on that day because of the
planets aligning. I don't know. I feel like just
just grasping and whatever they can get a hold
of nowadays. Just this is for you, Juan. Yeah.
No, no. What is it? What? What? What does A solar
flare have to do with, oh, now they can use this
weapon. Oh, it's powered by the flare. There
we go. This is exactly what we think, you guys.
It's got to be powered by solar flares and it's
going to focus. It's going to happen on the 28th
of February of 2026, you guys. That's what happening.
I'm not making stuff up. This is what I believe
firmly. Leave comments about how I'm an idiot.
I'm not going to ask if you've seen this episode
because I know you have. It's an episode of South
Park where I think that they had like a Charlie
Sheen guy on there and there was about like aliens
or conspiracies. And the guy was just like, he
would find like the most random thing. So you
know what I'm talking about? I know exactly what
you're talking about because it's Jeff Goldblum.
Was it Jeff Goldblum? I thought it was Charlie
Sheen. No, it's Jeff Goldblum because in Independence
Day, Jeff Goldblum's basically like Oh, a virus,
a cold, a computer virus you got. And so they
took it to candy bars. What the hell? Candy bars
are covered in wrapper, and a wrapper is something
you do on Christmas. You wrap presents in a present
that we can give to, which is the current time,
and now we have to do it now, you guys. He just
spouted off stuff. He's like, wait a minute.
Butt. What what? Yeah, we have to believe you
have to believe everything because we are totally
free in America to say whatever we want That's
why we're not allowed to talk to other countries
unless you're talking bad about other people
Yeah, well, you can talk all the crap you want
about, you know people within America, but you
better not be getting other ideas from without
so yeah back to our story, right? Yeah number
six before we get permabanned the biblical rapture
could happen Is this what you're saying? It could
be yes. Yeah. Yeah The the parade fulfills revelations
signs in the heavens stars falling trumpets sounding
true believers ascend on february 28th the rest
Face tribulations like world war three and plagues
tick talks hashtag rapture talk ties into 2026
asteroid impacts with jupiter as the messiah's
sign Oh, let me just back up for a second because
I want to uh say something that regardless of
what everybody else out there thinks, you can
all have your own thoughts and ideas and things,
but we're Christians. With that said, I will
personally say I'm not a very good one. So there's
that. I don't know if... If I'd be stuck here
or not. I think I don't know. I think you should.
There's who? Who is this quote from? I want to
see his Ben Franklin said you must work as if
you're going to live 100 years, but praise if
you're going to die tomorrow. He also said a
penny saved is a penny earned and then pennies
have been wiped out. That's true. The point,
whatever that point, the point of my quote being
that I think the whole point of no one knowing
when the rapture will happen is The I think the
reason why no one knows is so that we should
always be ready for to happen at any time Well,
yeah, and I think that's how people work in general
because We're never really content. We always
trying for Something was one more. There's always
yeah, there's just what just one more and and
that's the the weird human condition where they
just like doing doing this like oh i want more
i want i want people to actually listen i want
to connect with people but uh you know i'm really
messed up and flat on that because at the same
time like no i don't want to connect with people
because they piss me off sometimes you know but
i don't know that was just something i've always
wanted to put on the channel without being like
that's explicitly what we're about because it's
it's not but something to throw out there yeah
well i'll say it It could happen. So We should
you should be prepared get right with Jesus.
You should you could get colon cancer You should
be getting that checked, you know You always
be ready get in check and be ready. There's people
saying they could happen on that day. So My guess
is no if I was gonna make a bet Or does that
matter? I think is that because I think because
it did happen I think because people are saying
oh, yeah, it's gonna happen this day That's why
you could probably assume. It's not gonna happen
that day because the Bible says no one will know
the exact time and day. They'll know the season,
but not the exact time. And so I think when people
start saying, oh, yep, it's going to happen this
day because of this, this, and this. No. And
that's the stuff that always drives me nuts.
That people will be like, oh, you know, it's
the look at these times. I'm like, yeah, you
don't know. People have always been that. People
have been saying since. Roman days all this these
are the end times. Oh, yeah last days I think
what that's what most of that stuff was about
was about the Romans anyway, but Yeah, so I mean
it could happen whenever but that's that's supposed
to be the point It's like you're not supposed
to know it's not for you to know so only the
father knows just need to know Jesus said he
didn't know he said only the father knows dad
that was in the show once yeah, but yeah, that
was exactly you just need to do the best you
can cuz Stuff happens. Well, it's really there's
you I'm gonna decide I'm Side -track a little
bit, but then it'll come back Somehow we'll make
this make sense there. I heard I heard a thing
I read a thing about the Galilean wedding ceremonies
and how that all plays down with like the only
the father of the groom knows like when it's
when the groom will meet the bride and the bride
has to be ready to go and because the groom could
show up at any time because It's it's really
cool man. The way like that hole. I don't know
anything about yeah. Yeah, I didn't either time
I'll find a lot to look it up. Yeah. I'll share
it with you. It was cool, man. It was really
cool So that ties in yes because it talks about
The it relates to like how the rapture could
happen at any time and how we must always be
ready for it to happen Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah,
because only the father knows when the room will
come to meet the bride like literal the father
and the Bible for those who aren't familiar The
Bible refers to is the church the church as the
bride of Christ. Oh My god. Oh That's weird.
Should we take this call? Yeah, we can always
chop it out later. I mean I can do whatever They're
like, oh is this Mike your social security numbers
It was I don't know that number let's see if
they leave a voicemail that's interesting We'll
come back to that later. It doesn't matter. It's
our show. I'll do what I want anyway Moving forward
moving on number seven hollow earth awakening
and enter a Garth ins Oh Man's world Garth Ian's
Garth ins. It's a capital a G a R th ans a Garth
ins I have no idea what that is alignments warp
space -time apparently a opening portals to hollow
earth where advanced beings called All my goodness
insert are you ready? Okay, this is took a crazy
turn. Okay, okay the hollow earth where advanced
beings called a Garthans or Nazis Zis just Where
they emerge are we allowed to say that I don't
know I know for some reason you can't say that
either I think we're gonna but for some reason
the Uranus and the Neptune alignment portion
We'll stir them up and cause them to want to
come out. So the alignment with Uranus is gonna
stir things up Yes, guys and gonna get things
something's gonna come out something's coming
up now It's kill. It's coming on. Yeah, it's
gonna cause earthquakes and these things are
gonna come out of Antarctica apparently and So
is anarchist. Yeah. Yeah, but Nazis Nazis are
gonna come out of the hollow Middle Earth and
Invade or something. I have in my brain now.
It's like Nazis are coming out of Uranus Which
goes because we're talking before one of the
other podcasts about that movie. We're like Nazi
Hitler was writing Oh, yeah, and then some guy
made some smart -ass comment. Yeah, I don't know
What if what if that was all part of the Illuminati
thing? We're talking about we're like, hey, this
is this is this is what we're gonna do This is
what's gonna happen Mean and they maybe they
were telling us all along That well, yeah, it
doesn't feel like or hitler's and come out riding
his triceratops and Come out of that worth. That's
the end of that word from Antarctica. That's
what the rapture was hitler Nazi zombies or something
again, I don't know I always feel like I Think
we said it maybe you've said it before is like
they don't just do things. They're like Yeah,
we're gonna do it and they kind of tell you but
then they don't really but it's like oh, but
like the whole thing Yeah, like but we did tell
you about it and Mary just weren't listening
how the Simpsons predicted Donald Trump being
the president or 9 -eleven Well when the Simpsons
have done like 1 million episodes and the odds
of something doing You know happening is in a
million then they're good. It's gonna be done.
They've done it That's true. Did you ever hear
of the Omega code or the Bible code? This ice
For some reason I want to say yeah, but I totally
don't more or less and I could be mistaken We're
not on spooky story. We're off in a rant here
more or less if you took the Bible in its original
languages Okay, and you laid that all out like
on a grid Every and you went like every so every
you know 12th letter or seventh letter whatever
thing, you know, and it would spell out a bunch
of different like crazy, like secret Bible prophecy
stuff. Oh, I think I've said, yeah, all the weird
like there's a code within it. Yeah. And so the
argument against that was saying like, well,
you could take any book of equal length and do
that. And so a guy did that with Moby Dick. Yeah.
And it was like, and he got weird stuff. Yeah.
A bunch of like a bunch of weird stuff came out
that was like. Stuff that happened after the
book was written that it like predicted stuff
and so it's saying like hey You could take if
you have a sample size big enough. Yes, you could
do that with anything But what if and this is
why some people keep saying it's a simulation
What if that's just part of the coding of everything
where it works? That's just how that like two
plus two is four There's no other way that works.
That's just that is what it is So maybe that,
you know, in that code, if you take the 12th
letter of blah, blah, blah, that just, no matter
what you do, that's what your outcome ends up
being. You know what, man? You know what? There's
this thing called, this is pretty cool, because
this is a tattoo I'm thinking about getting.
When we get our tax return, I was like, hey,
babe, can I get this tattoo? I'm going to get
a tattoo. Because I'm a responsible adult, and
that's what you do with your tax return is you
spend it as soon as you get it. Yeah, you know,
I don't do, you know, save it or, you know. No,
I'm gonna tattoo. So there's this thing called
Colott's conjecture. It's a math thing described
as 3x or 3n plus 1, I think. Anyway, what it
is. Doesn't matter. You take any number. Man,
I'm going to get it wrong too. I'm going to look
like an idiot. So stupid. Trust me, this is cool.
I gotta make sure I get it right so that just
totally I just had a memory of this guy you take
any number and if it's an odd number you Okay,
that just reminded me of this guy that we used
to work with that he'd be like, you know, but
that guy's a piece of oh Yeah, that guy. Yeah.
Yeah. There was a day where he was I can't remember
what it was I'm pretty sure it was him and he
was like Hitting himself in the head. Oh so stupid
bud Beating yourself like you're literally beating
yourself up. Don't don't do that. That's bad
But you don't worry about it. You're gonna figure
out whatever this thing was. It was really cool
Yeah, okay. So if you take any number, okay If
it's even you divide it by two and if it's odd
you multiply it by three and add one And so if
you use those rules and you start with any number
Any number. You always end up, eventually, you'll
always end up in what they call a 4 -2 -1 loop,
where it'll reduce down to four, which then you
divide it by two, which is two, which is divided
by two, is one, which is odd, so you add three,
which is plus four, which is even, so you end
up in that loop. Oh, it's kind of like pi. And
over and over again. No matter where you start,
no matter what number, it might take a long time
to get there. It might go there pretty quick,
but you'll always end up in that same infinite
loop. You know what? What if that's the same?
It's kind of the same. Yeah, like what if that's
like no matter what, like we always end up in
this is why I thought I would make a cool tattoo
because it comes out with this cool like you
can grasp that out and it is this cool like wavy
design. I'll show you cuz I got a picture you
can show me and we'll show them and post it up
on there if I remember like that or oh Weird
that was cool. Yeah, that's kind of cool. Yeah
But yes, I thought it it's kind of like a whole
simulation Possibly thing too. Like that's how
the code always works. Well, you know, it's bad
could be different But it all it all equals the
same point like the same thing like in you taking
that code The books always equal, do weird things,
and then that equation always goes on that same
repeating. And pie, like why does pie just keep
going? Why is pie so delicious? Yeah, and why
is it so good? And why is it superior to cake?
Why don't we ever talk about that? That's been
irritating me is like, hey, just ask everybody
pie or cake, because the answer is pie. Cuz someone
I I I agree pie. Well, I will say I haven't had
pie in a long time Because it's really bad for
you. Well, and I have to use it sparingly this
this this will sound sad, but this is just this
is No, don't I have a feeling I know what you're
gonna say, but okay cuz so my mom And she used
to make like the best pies and so when she passed
away every time like I've had the opportunity
to eat pie I'm like, I don't really want I guess
it's not gonna be as good is like I remember
it. And so I haven't eaten pie since my mom passed
away. We need to just make some pies and honor
your mom. That won't be as good. That doesn't
matter. That's perfect. Mike's annual never going
to be as good as my mom's pie. But that's how
we live on is the memories in the loops of the
equation. I don't know what I'm trying to say,
but somehow it works. I'm going to honor my mom
by making a bet. Every year, eating a really
crappy pie. Well, hey, you know what? If it would
have made her laugh, then it was worth it, because
that's all we got. It might have made her laugh.
You know, all of our dumb memories and all the,
I don't know how many, like all the good memories
I have of like my grandpa and things, like the
goofy things he did. Yeah. He, every time he
got a new anything, he's like, bro, we got to
pull that thing out. We got to paint it. He got
a lawnmower. And the first day he pulled the
battery out and like spray painted the terminals
with this goop. And then he was like, it was
a brand new John Deere lawnmower. And he's like,
I don't like that shade of green. He's like,
what the? It's John Deere green. It's supposed
to be green. It's that that oh, yeah, but I don't
like it. It was John Deere in any other color.
You did that with every vehicle and then and
like the the last is a bad good memory is we
our family had a it's a God what the hell it's
a Datsun Convertible like I don't fit in it.
It's like basically the Miata version, but it's
a 60s. Okay car and it's it's not really fast.
This has got a little Four -cylinder, but it's
a cool car. It's convertible. It's really teeny
He was losing it and he couldn't remember a lot
of things and he one day And this this is where
we hit it. They grandma hit everything He grabbed
the keys off of there and he's like, I'm going
into town. I don't know why He comes back to
town Parks it he's like Well, you know that that
motor route really hot And my grandma didn't
think anything about it, and it was toast. And
my dad, what happened was he went and checked
it. The motor is completely seized up. Oh, no
oil? I don't know. I don't remember the whole
thing. But the motor will not turn over whatsoever.
What happened was he was losing it. He's like
I need to go to town for something and he got
in the car and started up and he couldn't remember
how To get it into second gear for so long as
we just read just first the whole The whole thing
won't shift what the hell like he shifted but
during driving he forgot you got to shift it
and then when he got home it was so hot and he
parked it and it never got a chance to cool off
and it just froze every destroyed And that's
my good memory. You know, I never drive transmission.
That's why I tell the boys like you got to get
it automatically. What happens when you're all
old, you know, and don't know where you're going
to ruin your car? Yeah, you know, stupid. That's
really like Tesla. Where's home? Take me. This
is a safety feature and. They'll appreciate that.
I think if you... Oh, okay. I don't know. I was
gonna go way out here. I feel like we've been
on a whole another weird level of where... This
has been a good one. I feel good about this episode.
I never feel good about it. I'm always like,
man, that sucked. Probably could have done better.
And then I go back and I'm like... This is a
lot of fun. Like, oh, never mind. That was good.
I'm enjoying this one more than the last one.
And I had a good time with the last one. I don't
even remember what the last one was about. Some...
Veggie man. Some b****s. Squat Squash Squash
Squash Squash Squash Squash Squash Squash Squash
Squash Squash Squash Squash to five dimensions.
Non -believers suffer ascension symptoms. Ascension?
Oh man, that's a tough one for me. Ascension
symptoms. Like heartaches or paranoia. So it
makes you really sad or paranoid. That don't
believe? Yeah. So the non -believers get really
sad. This sounds... They get FOMO. Yeah, this
sounds like an L. Ron Hubbard book. Yeah. So
that might happen. Scientology. government UFO
disclosure cover -ups oh that does happen I don't
know what that's that has everything to do with
Obama saying like oh yeah the aliens are real
anyway blah blah blah Trump just said too that
uh he's gonna order the release of all of the
UFO files so we are gonna know means we're gonna
get a bunch of redacted ones and then in a year
they're gonna get some we're gonna get some more
redacted well you know what that's gonna mean
is we're gonna get that We're gonna know about
UFO stuff and they'll be like, oh, there's nothing
there and before they do the Epstein files doesn't
happen then we like hey We're gonna release all
the files and then the person in charge of that
part of the government's gonna be like those
files don't exist Yeah, exactly and then a year
later they'd be like Here's the files You know,
it really bothers me every time this happens
every time and this is me Personally criticizing
stuff and it's always something stupid. This
is why I don't like looking at the comments and
stuff like it's driving That's like I want to
be like somebody's like hey, that was really
cool. I'm like, yeah you too thumbs up and I'm
just like I can't this guy's This is pissing
me off. No, I can't do it the camera right now
your frame is the frame ends right on your shoulder
and I got that much more The screen is all the
way over here like look. Oh my god, like I'd
look at that I'm like, oh you screwed up you
idiot. No, man, it's good I'm gonna help you
out though. Oh, but maybe it's cuz we were lean
on what doesn't see but it who cares It doesn't
even matter has nothing to do straight shot with
this alignment of the plan is yeah It has everything
to do with that. I'm gonna the plants cuz look
how I line the screen You know of all of these
so far. That's the one that seems the most realistic
to me The government would be like, hey, let's
take this thing Make it something bigger. So
they'll stop paying attention to this other thing.
Well, that sounds like a total Political move.
Yeah, tell me that's never happened before. Oh
that happens all the time This is why we were
we were like, okay I think we're okay talking
about most things but we just can't talk about
anything political because I just derails everything
it'll go from being fun to being just You're
just gonna be mad. Well, and you know, that's
the stuff they get they're like, oh put things
on rumble that you only go on rumble so they
could argue politically about things. That's
like that's it's YouTube with political arguments.
So I'm like, Oh, I don't want anything to do
with it. Yeah. Then the last one. Okay. Okay.
Finish this. I don't believe this goes strong,
but I kind of like the how I want to say this.
I don't believe this is true, but I appreciate
the attempt. Okay. It sounds cool. Okay, it sounds
like it'd be a good story Zodiac reassignment
into a person and personality control Excuse
me real Reassignment reassign zodiac reassignment.
So the parade's Saturn Neptune In Aries resets
the zodiac wheel shifting everyone's birth signs
and horoscopes overnight It's conspiracy by astrologer
elites to maintain to manipulate personalities
behaviors and fates causing chaos like sudden
Aries aggression worldwide, all to usher the
control of the age of Aquarius, where free will
is an illusion. Isn't that a song? Yeah. It's
a happy sounding song, too. It'd be a bummer.
I had hit the record scratch somewhere there.
I just kind of abruptly ended it. So maybe maybe
the plants will align and. Everyone will just
start acting differently. I Don't know how I
keep double -tapping a lot of potential that
one to be to be a cool story It's an interesting
idea like okay Everyone's personality is gonna
like you can make a really good comic book series
or like a graphic novel Somebody do that cuz
I'm not gonna yeah, there's there's skilled people
at that. That's a cool idea work That that that
will be another Netflix thing. Remember, Netflix
was just like, hey, what's your show? This is
Netflix. You're greenlit. And it's just like,
that's what they did. Like, just take everything,
everything. And eventually something will hit
big enough where now it doesn't matter. Now we
can make some money. Yeah. And that's that's
pretty much sums up the Internet is you just
do everything, slap it all up there. And if it
doesn't work, who cares? You got to find that
thing. We tried. Yeah, you just got to find that
thing. So, hey, we made it all the way through
the story of the planet alignments. There's your
top 10 things to look out for on the 28th from
the planets online. Look out, you guys, because
it may happen later to be known. You're here
first. There are 10 things that are going to
all happen at once, and it's going to be too
much for us to handle. And, you know, so with
that, I think something will happen. I don't
know if it'll make the news or it'll be something
big, but I think something will happen. and maybe
in the future we'll be like, oh man, it happened
on this day, this crazy thing. Something major.
Well, now it's recorded and be like, okay, well,
we can go back. I think that's a possibility.
I think there's a lot of stuff in the Bible where
it talks about big things happening when certain
celestial things happen too, like lunar eclipses
and the star of Bethlehem and all that kind of
stuff. Yeah. I think there's a possibility something's
gonna happen. He's not gonna be wrong. Something
will happen because the planets are going to
mine Will happen the very least the planets will
line and then that's well how always put it as
I know I said something will happen and it did
it It is kind of funny though to think too. It
makes me smile About how like when when 2012
came around and everyone was thinking like oh
that has to end in the world's an end in Cataclysm
and they made that movie Yeah, world devastation
and stuff and then 2012 came and words like it's
2013 now, all right And by the way that movie
sucked. Yeah But like they capitalized on oh
everybody's talking about let's do it gonna watch
it wasn't even because it's a good idea which
goes back to exactly what I saying just Whatever.
You don't know what people are going to like.
You can't predict it. I wonder though, like on
that, when that actually happened in 2012, I
wonder if like something big happened. And we
just don't know. Or maybe we'll know about it
now. You know what? I have a theory, but I'm
going to have to tell you and not them. Yeah,
exactly.