WEBVTT 00:00:00.010 --> 00:00:07.589 Don't know what I'm doing and neither do you 00:00:07.589 --> 00:00:14.250 I Nailed it this time because we are back. Yeah, 00:00:14.310 --> 00:00:16.870 you're not here. We come as the song says with 00:00:16.870 --> 00:00:21.629 some more cryptid crap conspiracy stuff Crap 00:00:21.629 --> 00:00:24.589 topsy you ever listen to that band. No, you know 00:00:24.589 --> 00:00:27.809 anyway The real name is cryptopsy, but there 00:00:27.809 --> 00:00:31.320 was another one that was crap topsy Because it 00:00:31.320 --> 00:00:34.399 just sounds like a blender of crap. Anyway, that's 00:00:34.399 --> 00:00:37.700 besides the point We have amazing stories for 00:00:37.700 --> 00:00:40.259 you guys that you won't believe it will blow 00:00:40.259 --> 00:00:45.020 your mind All over the walls everywhere everywhere. 00:00:45.020 --> 00:00:50.340 It's gonna be a mess. So on February 28th coming 00:00:50.340 --> 00:00:54.119 up here there unless this is all this my after 00:00:54.119 --> 00:00:56.179 whoa You know what? We have to post this one 00:00:56.179 --> 00:00:58.280 before the other one. Yeah, that's just at the 00:00:58.280 --> 00:01:01.399 time of this recording Coming up soon on February 00:01:01.399 --> 00:01:04.659 28th. Yes, six plants are going to align six 00:01:04.659 --> 00:01:10.640 of the eight eight. Yes, not nine Yeah, but we're 00:01:10.640 --> 00:01:13.260 one of those to really like us and the other 00:01:13.260 --> 00:01:17.579 six Except for one of them. So seven. Yes, or 00:01:17.579 --> 00:01:20.760 sit. I don't know a total of seven total of seven 00:01:20.760 --> 00:01:25.500 planets are Going to a line to a line. Yes, and 00:01:25.500 --> 00:01:31.109 so throughout, you know Forever, you know people 00:01:31.109 --> 00:01:33.090 have been like all the aligning and the planets 00:01:33.090 --> 00:01:37.269 and it's a sign and yeah Aztec calendars and 00:01:37.269 --> 00:01:41.030 The end of whatever and it's always like there's 00:01:41.030 --> 00:01:44.189 always something around the alignment or movement 00:01:44.189 --> 00:01:46.450 of planets Yeah, ours and stuff, you know, and 00:01:46.450 --> 00:01:50.590 so I thought it'd be cool to go over Just a slew 00:01:50.590 --> 00:01:52.829 of them of all the different possibilities of 00:01:52.829 --> 00:01:55.489 things that could happen There we go when this 00:01:55.489 --> 00:01:59.879 happens now Before we get into it Why does it 00:01:59.879 --> 00:02:02.760 always got to be something bad? Why couldn't 00:02:02.760 --> 00:02:04.879 it be something good? The planets are going to 00:02:04.879 --> 00:02:08.479 align and not only are you, but we're going to 00:02:08.479 --> 00:02:10.960 get lots of views and subscribers right here, 00:02:11.000 --> 00:02:12.599 you guys. We're going to get lots of them because 00:02:12.599 --> 00:02:15.039 the planets have aligned and it was the time 00:02:15.039 --> 00:02:23.520 to do it. Depending on your worldview, one of 00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:27.610 these could be a good thing. Just one. Yes. Just 00:02:27.610 --> 00:02:30.349 one of them could be good. The other nine totally 00:02:30.349 --> 00:02:33.490 suck. I mean, the other one, depending on how 00:02:33.490 --> 00:02:35.250 you look at things, could be really good. And 00:02:35.250 --> 00:02:37.490 I'm going to guess that the one that could be 00:02:37.490 --> 00:02:40.409 really good is still not really good, because 00:02:40.409 --> 00:02:42.490 it's still the end of everything. It's the beginning 00:02:42.490 --> 00:02:45.509 of something new. It's going to be good for some. 00:02:45.750 --> 00:02:49.469 OK. Bad for a lot of others. We'll get into it. 00:02:49.490 --> 00:02:55.289 OK. OK. So we'll just play our good old thing. 00:02:57.139 --> 00:02:59.180 Apparently I can't do anything but double tap 00:02:59.180 --> 00:03:02.800 it and there we go. I did it this time Alright, 00:03:02.800 --> 00:03:07.400 so the first one operations celestial gate the 00:03:07.400 --> 00:03:12.360 elite and an elite portal activation that wait 00:03:12.360 --> 00:03:17.500 That was with that one cult was wasn't I think 00:03:17.500 --> 00:03:19.319 so something like that. They were gonna catch 00:03:19.319 --> 00:03:22.879 the Space alien ride you have to dress to heaven. 00:03:23.240 --> 00:03:25.460 Yeah, you have but you have to drink the Kool 00:03:25.460 --> 00:03:28.259 -Aid Because that's the only way that they would 00:03:28.259 --> 00:03:33.860 come by. Alien Express to Heaven. Man, that's 00:03:33.860 --> 00:03:37.280 a good band name. Alien Express to Heaven? Yeah, 00:03:37.560 --> 00:03:39.939 that's a good band name. Well, let us know in 00:03:39.939 --> 00:03:41.860 the comments if we should start a band called 00:03:41.860 --> 00:03:45.240 Alien Express to Heaven. Well, you know, that 00:03:45.240 --> 00:03:48.560 reminds me. Okay, okay. There is... Oh, crap. 00:03:48.599 --> 00:03:52.020 I can't think of what their name was, and I'll 00:03:52.020 --> 00:03:54.639 totally forget, but there's this band that should 00:03:54.639 --> 00:03:56.889 have been their name. Okay, because the guy just 00:03:56.889 --> 00:04:00.250 where the the lead guitar singer wears a robe 00:04:00.250 --> 00:04:04.750 and he put a plasma You know those plasma globes. 00:04:04.750 --> 00:04:07.050 Yeah. Yeah on top of his head for like a hat. 00:04:07.409 --> 00:04:10.430 That's cool, dude And some guy plays the keyboards 00:04:10.430 --> 00:04:13.310 and he's just got like a giant alien mask and 00:04:13.310 --> 00:04:15.009 the drummer I don't even remember what he has 00:04:15.009 --> 00:04:20.230 but like the songs are just goofy like It's just 00:04:20.230 --> 00:04:23.529 goofy as hell but like Like, I totally want to 00:04:23.529 --> 00:04:24.990 go to this. I would listen to that. It's like, 00:04:25.550 --> 00:04:27.089 Mike would totally want to go with this. I would 00:04:27.089 --> 00:04:28.810 try that. It's like, it doesn't even have to 00:04:28.810 --> 00:04:30.850 be that. I mean, they seem like they're actually 00:04:30.850 --> 00:04:32.750 technically good musicians, but it's just like, 00:04:32.829 --> 00:04:34.730 it's fun and a lot of weird noises and stuff. 00:04:35.009 --> 00:04:36.709 Yeah, that's a good time. I'm like, oh, man, 00:04:36.790 --> 00:04:38.589 I got to remember who that is. The Blue Wing 00:04:38.589 --> 00:04:41.829 Group. Shout out to that. Bet you know what is 00:04:41.829 --> 00:04:44.389 gonna bother me go ahead and read that I'll try 00:04:44.389 --> 00:04:46.670 to find all right so so the the portal thing 00:04:46.670 --> 00:04:50.410 so the alignment opens an intermittent interdimensional 00:04:50.410 --> 00:04:53.910 portal for the global elite like the Bilderberg 00:04:53.910 --> 00:04:56.430 and the Rothschilds and all them and they're 00:04:56.430 --> 00:04:59.730 gonna use it to summon aliens or escape to some 00:04:59.730 --> 00:05:03.410 other parallel world and Apparently NASA is downplaying 00:05:03.410 --> 00:05:08.470 it Which not not surprising that no way that's 00:05:08.470 --> 00:05:11.610 done No, that's not what we're doing. Yeah, they're 00:05:11.610 --> 00:05:17.089 saying it's downplaying it as a parade is cover 00:05:17.089 --> 00:05:20.670 for black budget tech like 5G amplifiers and 00:05:20.670 --> 00:05:25.889 starlink grids. If it fails, poles shift and 00:05:25.889 --> 00:05:31.129 tsunamis wipe out stuff and yeah, I guess the 00:05:31.129 --> 00:05:36.810 portal is bad and the rich famous portal people 00:05:36.810 --> 00:05:41.829 are going to... Dip out that's that one The other 00:05:41.829 --> 00:05:46.529 one then the next one is the nibiru nibiru nibiru 00:05:46.529 --> 00:05:51.089 planet or yes the planet X the the planet that 00:05:51.089 --> 00:05:55.750 they think is way out there Oh Is unseen or unacknowledged? 00:05:55.750 --> 00:05:57.470 Still a thing where they're like there's some 00:05:57.470 --> 00:06:00.670 gravitational thing out. That's but they it's 00:06:00.670 --> 00:06:02.629 too far They don't even really know yeah, but 00:06:02.629 --> 00:06:04.550 they can tell me that you know a star that's 00:06:04.550 --> 00:06:06.769 two billion years away Yeah, they can tell me 00:06:06.769 --> 00:06:10.100 what it's made of So they're saying that the 00:06:10.100 --> 00:06:12.980 planetary alignment could cause a collision between 00:06:12.980 --> 00:06:16.860 that planet and another planet, which I guess 00:06:16.860 --> 00:06:20.339 would be bad as long as the planet wasn't us. 00:06:20.399 --> 00:06:23.199 I guess would be bad. It would mess up gravitational 00:06:23.199 --> 00:06:26.800 fields in the solar system probably and be bad. 00:06:27.459 --> 00:06:29.939 It's hidden beyond Neptune. Its orbit sinks with 00:06:29.939 --> 00:06:32.579 the alignment causing gravitational chaos, earthquakes, 00:06:33.000 --> 00:06:36.399 volcanic eruptions, and a biblical flood. Sakurai 00:06:36.399 --> 00:06:40.420 a stitch ins book prove it and ninth and 2026 00:06:40.420 --> 00:06:43.579 Neptune Uranus conjunction is the final sign 00:06:43.579 --> 00:06:48.240 I'm sorry. I got distracted. I was thinking about 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:51.779 how do I add this to this and make that work 00:06:51.779 --> 00:06:54.819 through there? But I guess I don't really need 00:06:54.819 --> 00:06:57.100 to I'll just go like this with my phone. There 00:06:57.100 --> 00:07:00.740 you go. I have to Did you find something? Oh, 00:07:00.740 --> 00:07:06.139 yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so Speaking of weird Weird 00:07:06.139 --> 00:07:17.819 bands Off to put it up on screen That's hilarious 00:07:17.819 --> 00:07:23.639 This band is great, I totally forgot it pops 00:07:23.639 --> 00:07:25.420 up once in a while you guys shredding on the 00:07:25.420 --> 00:07:33.319 fender strap. Oh you can just Like they got that 00:07:33.389 --> 00:07:42.910 They got the song about tardigrades. It's awesome. 00:07:43.009 --> 00:07:49.269 That's pretty cool. But like, yeah, I like that. 00:07:49.350 --> 00:07:50.629 I don't even know what we were talking about, 00:07:50.730 --> 00:07:53.730 but like now we have to go see the band Henge. 00:07:54.370 --> 00:07:57.149 I probably have to not put it in any of our videos 00:07:57.149 --> 00:08:01.550 or something. I just. Whatever, if we can get 00:08:01.550 --> 00:08:04.879 two people. Subscribe to them, you know, we help 00:08:04.879 --> 00:08:07.500 them out. So high five to them. Yeah. Anyway, 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:10.879 I'm gonna go I gotta remember to actually listen 00:08:10.879 --> 00:08:13.660 to a whole thing cuz that I Would totally go 00:08:13.660 --> 00:08:16.220 to a show. Yeah, let's do it. That'd be fun. 00:08:16.399 --> 00:08:20.860 Yeah Okay Something about opening a portal with 00:08:20.860 --> 00:08:24.100 the plan alignments. Yeah, it's dead. Totally 00:08:24.100 --> 00:08:26.480 makes sense. We're listening to the hinge. So 00:08:26.480 --> 00:08:30.379 yeah next one Saturn Neptune zodiac rituals. 00:08:30.839 --> 00:08:34.659 Oh We got the yeah, well cuz that signs in there. 00:08:34.659 --> 00:08:38.000 Yeah The Saturn Neptune conjunction in Aries 00:08:38.000 --> 00:08:42.720 on exactly February 20th, which was Friday yesterday. 00:08:42.860 --> 00:08:45.860 Yeah, it was the other day For those of you don't 00:08:45.860 --> 00:08:48.299 know math today would be the 21st Oh, and you 00:08:48.299 --> 00:08:50.960 know what and the week before that was Friday 00:08:50.960 --> 00:08:55.299 the 13th. That's true. I've Never had anything 00:08:55.299 --> 00:08:57.919 that weird happened on a Friday the 13th. No 00:08:57.919 --> 00:09:01.220 apparently for this There's a secret zodiac ritual 00:09:01.220 --> 00:09:05.240 like a window for it to a court to be done for 00:09:05.240 --> 00:09:08.440 the elite to harness a straw astrological energies 00:09:08.440 --> 00:09:11.840 performing blood oaths or star aligned ceremonies 00:09:11.840 --> 00:09:15.399 to Consolidate power is tied to dissolving old 00:09:15.399 --> 00:09:18.100 zodiac structures allowing them to reprogram 00:09:18.100 --> 00:09:22.000 global destinies Think hidden covens in bunkers 00:09:22.000 --> 00:09:24.460 sinking with the parade of the planets for a 00:09:24.460 --> 00:09:28.639 new astrological world order Okay, so, you know 00:09:28.639 --> 00:09:32.659 all those the you know, they got the ritual and 00:09:32.659 --> 00:09:36.019 They're gonna pray to molech and and do all that, 00:09:36.019 --> 00:09:38.019 you know that they're all getting freaky and 00:09:38.019 --> 00:09:41.120 I can guarantee you None of that happened with 00:09:41.120 --> 00:09:44.700 me on any of those nights. So, you know, I didn't 00:09:44.700 --> 00:09:47.480 I didn't benefit. Yeah, I didn't benefit from 00:09:47.480 --> 00:09:54.610 any of this And that bums me out, I guess. Anyway, 00:09:55.129 --> 00:09:58.070 I don't know. We have anything to add to that? 00:09:58.230 --> 00:10:00.309 Are we? No. Move it on. All right. Move. Next 00:10:00.309 --> 00:10:02.629 thing. All right. Next one. We kind of a little 00:10:02.629 --> 00:10:05.250 familiar with this idea. Reptilian alien invasion 00:10:05.250 --> 00:10:08.789 is going to happen. That happens on the line. 00:10:08.870 --> 00:10:11.950 That's the next. Yes. On the alignment. So the 00:10:11.950 --> 00:10:14.870 28th. Yes. That's the last day of the month. 00:10:14.929 --> 00:10:17.370 That's what they're saying. Yeah. So We only, 00:10:17.429 --> 00:10:20.309 you guys, we only have a few weeks left until 00:10:20.309 --> 00:10:21.690 you like and subscribe. So you better like and 00:10:21.690 --> 00:10:23.990 subscribe as soon as you can. Yeah, that's the 00:10:23.990 --> 00:10:27.210 end of the world. And when it's not, we'll... 00:10:27.210 --> 00:10:28.769 You don't want to have any regrets. We'll just 00:10:28.769 --> 00:10:33.370 move that goalpost. Yeah. Not talking about anything 00:10:33.370 --> 00:10:36.210 that's happened, you know, in the recent past, 00:10:36.269 --> 00:10:39.750 but, you know, moving a goalpost... Yeah. ...is 00:10:39.750 --> 00:10:42.090 a thing, and apparently that works, and everyone 00:10:42.090 --> 00:10:45.629 will just forget. Yeah. David Icky's shapeshifting... 00:10:45.289 --> 00:10:50.830 Lizards use the alignment's torsion fields. Testicular 00:10:50.830 --> 00:10:53.809 torsion fields. To emerge from underground bases. 00:10:55.509 --> 00:10:58.730 The Lion of Judah Jupiter signals their takeover. 00:10:58.730 --> 00:11:02.169 I don't know what that means. What? Yeah. Grok. 00:11:02.610 --> 00:11:04.850 What? You're making me look bad right now, man. 00:11:05.009 --> 00:11:09.490 The Lion of Judah's torsion. Yeah, it says the 00:11:09.490 --> 00:11:13.509 quotation, Lion of Judah quotation in parentheses 00:11:13.509 --> 00:11:19.019 Jupiter. Signals their takeover. I don't know 00:11:19.019 --> 00:11:22.419 what that means You can't trust everything you 00:11:22.419 --> 00:11:24.919 read on the internet I must be too dumb to get 00:11:24.919 --> 00:11:29.960 it or Well, I would tell us you put in there 00:11:29.960 --> 00:11:32.559 you go The point being that one of the conspiracies 00:11:32.559 --> 00:11:35.460 surrounding the planetary alignment is that repealing 00:11:35.460 --> 00:11:37.639 aliens are going to invade? What does that have 00:11:37.639 --> 00:11:40.240 to do with the lion of Judah? I don't know. That's 00:11:40.240 --> 00:11:44.580 that's who is the lion of Judah? I don't know 00:11:45.120 --> 00:11:48.779 Oh well, in the Bible, the line of Judah is God. 00:11:50.379 --> 00:11:53.139 Okay, see that makes sense because Jesus isn't 00:11:53.139 --> 00:11:55.419 the lion, he's the lamb. He's the lamb. He's 00:11:55.419 --> 00:11:58.240 the sacrificial lamb. Which funny, watching, 00:11:59.320 --> 00:12:02.179 I don't know if you watched Chosen. Yes. There 00:12:02.179 --> 00:12:06.820 was a scene that my girlfriend had mentioned 00:12:06.820 --> 00:12:08.639 and she's like, oh, I didn't even think about 00:12:08.639 --> 00:12:12.250 that, but... And some people don't like it because 00:12:12.250 --> 00:12:14.509 they're old school or this is not their thing. 00:12:14.570 --> 00:12:16.769 That's fine. But it was a really interesting 00:12:16.769 --> 00:12:18.190 thing because at the beginning of the show, they 00:12:18.190 --> 00:12:20.669 showed, oh, no, no, hey, son. It was, I think, 00:12:20.929 --> 00:12:23.169 David showing his son. we're getting the lamb 00:12:23.169 --> 00:12:25.009 ready and this is for the sacrifice and we anoint 00:12:25.009 --> 00:12:27.909 their feet and we wash the the wash the hooves 00:12:27.909 --> 00:12:30.409 and they bless them and whatever and then that 00:12:30.409 --> 00:12:33.269 was the in that scene it was jesus washing their 00:12:33.269 --> 00:12:35.049 feet is like she's like i didn't even put that 00:12:35.049 --> 00:12:37.809 together the lamb and like the washing of the 00:12:37.809 --> 00:12:40.129 feet and like anointing the oil the perfumes 00:12:40.129 --> 00:12:42.909 and all that and it's like oh wow i didn't even 00:12:42.909 --> 00:12:45.289 think about somebody on that show is really smart 00:12:45.289 --> 00:12:47.909 smarter than me yeah you gotta gotta read your 00:12:47.909 --> 00:12:54.889 bible apparently uh We went on moving on to the 00:12:54.889 --> 00:13:00.509 next Spooky story a solar flared doomsday a global 00:13:00.509 --> 00:13:05.210 blackouts the planetary planets gravity tugs 00:13:05.210 --> 00:13:11.309 Yeah, I did that backwards the planets gravity 00:13:11.309 --> 00:13:14.409 tugs trigger massive solar storms frying power 00:13:14.409 --> 00:13:17.690 grids and causing auroras worldwide Like in January 00:13:17.690 --> 00:13:21.690 2026, which I don't remember seeing There's always 00:13:21.690 --> 00:13:26.990 some flair going on it just There's always one 00:13:26.990 --> 00:13:31.169 yeah, and they're saying it could also be a that 00:13:31.169 --> 00:13:38.370 could be a harp weapon like the the high -altitude 00:13:38.370 --> 00:13:43.230 Camera something radar Hi, it's like a weather 00:13:43.230 --> 00:13:45.750 changing radar penetration. It's like a secret 00:13:45.750 --> 00:13:49.090 harp weather manipulation thing that the government 00:13:49.090 --> 00:13:55.820 has okay that. So they're saying that a government 00:13:55.820 --> 00:13:59.500 could use that thing on that day because of the 00:13:59.500 --> 00:14:02.840 planets aligning. I don't know. I feel like just 00:14:02.840 --> 00:14:06.100 just grasping and whatever they can get a hold 00:14:06.100 --> 00:14:13.000 of nowadays. Just this is for you, Juan. Yeah. 00:14:14.299 --> 00:14:21.159 No, no. What is it? What? What? What does A solar 00:14:21.159 --> 00:14:23.200 flare have to do with, oh, now they can use this 00:14:23.200 --> 00:14:25.100 weapon. Oh, it's powered by the flare. There 00:14:25.100 --> 00:14:28.679 we go. This is exactly what we think, you guys. 00:14:29.100 --> 00:14:32.360 It's got to be powered by solar flares and it's 00:14:32.360 --> 00:14:35.179 going to focus. It's going to happen on the 28th 00:14:35.179 --> 00:14:39.460 of February of 2026, you guys. That's what happening. 00:14:39.620 --> 00:14:41.799 I'm not making stuff up. This is what I believe 00:14:41.799 --> 00:14:44.240 firmly. Leave comments about how I'm an idiot. 00:14:44.559 --> 00:14:46.259 I'm not going to ask if you've seen this episode 00:14:46.259 --> 00:14:48.080 because I know you have. It's an episode of South 00:14:48.080 --> 00:14:53.519 Park where I think that they had like a Charlie 00:14:53.519 --> 00:14:55.940 Sheen guy on there and there was about like aliens 00:14:55.940 --> 00:14:58.340 or conspiracies. And the guy was just like, he 00:14:58.340 --> 00:15:03.080 would find like the most random thing. So you 00:15:03.080 --> 00:15:04.419 know what I'm talking about? I know exactly what 00:15:04.419 --> 00:15:06.700 you're talking about because it's Jeff Goldblum. 00:15:06.919 --> 00:15:08.059 Was it Jeff Goldblum? I thought it was Charlie 00:15:08.059 --> 00:15:13.340 Sheen. No, it's Jeff Goldblum because in Independence 00:15:13.340 --> 00:15:18.860 Day, Jeff Goldblum's basically like Oh, a virus, 00:15:19.100 --> 00:15:22.360 a cold, a computer virus you got. And so they 00:15:22.360 --> 00:15:28.080 took it to candy bars. What the hell? Candy bars 00:15:28.080 --> 00:15:30.399 are covered in wrapper, and a wrapper is something 00:15:30.399 --> 00:15:32.940 you do on Christmas. You wrap presents in a present 00:15:32.940 --> 00:15:35.580 that we can give to, which is the current time, 00:15:35.720 --> 00:15:39.240 and now we have to do it now, you guys. He just 00:15:39.240 --> 00:15:41.539 spouted off stuff. He's like, wait a minute. 00:15:43.360 --> 00:15:49.110 Butt. What what? Yeah, we have to believe you 00:15:49.110 --> 00:15:51.649 have to believe everything because we are totally 00:15:51.649 --> 00:15:53.769 free in America to say whatever we want That's 00:15:53.769 --> 00:15:55.549 why we're not allowed to talk to other countries 00:15:55.549 --> 00:15:57.929 unless you're talking bad about other people 00:15:57.929 --> 00:16:00.230 Yeah, well, you can talk all the crap you want 00:16:00.230 --> 00:16:03.830 about, you know people within America, but you 00:16:03.830 --> 00:16:05.769 better not be getting other ideas from without 00:16:05.769 --> 00:16:08.889 so yeah back to our story, right? Yeah number 00:16:08.889 --> 00:16:13.629 six before we get permabanned the biblical rapture 00:16:13.629 --> 00:16:15.769 could happen Is this what you're saying? It could 00:16:15.769 --> 00:16:19.990 be yes. Yeah. Yeah The the parade fulfills revelations 00:16:19.990 --> 00:16:23.750 signs in the heavens stars falling trumpets sounding 00:16:23.750 --> 00:16:27.210 true believers ascend on february 28th the rest 00:16:27.210 --> 00:16:30.970 Face tribulations like world war three and plagues 00:16:30.970 --> 00:16:35.250 tick talks hashtag rapture talk ties into 2026 00:16:35.250 --> 00:16:38.710 asteroid impacts with jupiter as the messiah's 00:16:38.710 --> 00:16:42.789 sign Oh, let me just back up for a second because 00:16:42.789 --> 00:16:49.279 I want to uh say something that regardless of 00:16:49.279 --> 00:16:52.139 what everybody else out there thinks, you can 00:16:52.139 --> 00:16:56.820 all have your own thoughts and ideas and things, 00:16:56.840 --> 00:17:03.100 but we're Christians. With that said, I will 00:17:03.100 --> 00:17:07.299 personally say I'm not a very good one. So there's 00:17:07.299 --> 00:17:14.329 that. I don't know if... If I'd be stuck here 00:17:14.329 --> 00:17:19.869 or not. I think I don't know. I think you should. 00:17:20.609 --> 00:17:24.630 There's who? Who is this quote from? I want to 00:17:24.630 --> 00:17:27.809 see his Ben Franklin said you must work as if 00:17:27.809 --> 00:17:30.410 you're going to live 100 years, but praise if 00:17:30.410 --> 00:17:32.690 you're going to die tomorrow. He also said a 00:17:32.690 --> 00:17:34.829 penny saved is a penny earned and then pennies 00:17:34.829 --> 00:17:38.630 have been wiped out. That's true. The point, 00:17:38.630 --> 00:17:40.990 whatever that point, the point of my quote being 00:17:40.990 --> 00:17:44.630 that I think the whole point of no one knowing 00:17:44.630 --> 00:17:49.410 when the rapture will happen is The I think the 00:17:49.410 --> 00:17:51.769 reason why no one knows is so that we should 00:17:51.769 --> 00:17:54.569 always be ready for to happen at any time Well, 00:17:54.569 --> 00:18:00.130 yeah, and I think that's how people work in general 00:18:00.130 --> 00:18:03.910 because We're never really content. We always 00:18:03.910 --> 00:18:07.849 trying for Something was one more. There's always 00:18:07.849 --> 00:18:10.549 yeah, there's just what just one more and and 00:18:10.549 --> 00:18:14.589 that's the the weird human condition where they 00:18:14.589 --> 00:18:16.910 just like doing doing this like oh i want more 00:18:16.910 --> 00:18:18.690 i want i want people to actually listen i want 00:18:18.690 --> 00:18:22.329 to connect with people but uh you know i'm really 00:18:22.329 --> 00:18:23.950 messed up and flat on that because at the same 00:18:23.950 --> 00:18:25.430 time like no i don't want to connect with people 00:18:25.430 --> 00:18:29.650 because they piss me off sometimes you know but 00:18:29.650 --> 00:18:32.349 i don't know that was just something i've always 00:18:32.349 --> 00:18:34.970 wanted to put on the channel without being like 00:18:34.970 --> 00:18:37.190 that's explicitly what we're about because it's 00:18:37.190 --> 00:18:39.450 it's not but something to throw out there yeah 00:18:39.450 --> 00:18:44.339 well i'll say it It could happen. So We should 00:18:44.339 --> 00:18:45.960 you should be prepared get right with Jesus. 00:18:46.079 --> 00:18:48.900 You should you could get colon cancer You should 00:18:48.900 --> 00:18:51.220 be getting that checked, you know You always 00:18:51.220 --> 00:18:53.779 be ready get in check and be ready. There's people 00:18:53.779 --> 00:18:57.859 saying they could happen on that day. So My guess 00:18:57.859 --> 00:19:00.980 is no if I was gonna make a bet Or does that 00:19:00.980 --> 00:19:03.380 matter? I think is that because I think because 00:19:03.380 --> 00:19:05.480 it did happen I think because people are saying 00:19:05.480 --> 00:19:07.579 oh, yeah, it's gonna happen this day That's why 00:19:07.579 --> 00:19:09.079 you could probably assume. It's not gonna happen 00:19:09.079 --> 00:19:12.490 that day because the Bible says no one will know 00:19:12.490 --> 00:19:14.609 the exact time and day. They'll know the season, 00:19:14.630 --> 00:19:17.450 but not the exact time. And so I think when people 00:19:17.450 --> 00:19:19.450 start saying, oh, yep, it's going to happen this 00:19:19.450 --> 00:19:22.210 day because of this, this, and this. No. And 00:19:22.210 --> 00:19:24.410 that's the stuff that always drives me nuts. 00:19:24.490 --> 00:19:26.349 That people will be like, oh, you know, it's 00:19:26.349 --> 00:19:31.089 the look at these times. I'm like, yeah, you 00:19:31.089 --> 00:19:35.769 don't know. People have always been that. People 00:19:35.769 --> 00:19:38.710 have been saying since. Roman days all this these 00:19:38.710 --> 00:19:40.990 are the end times. Oh, yeah last days I think 00:19:40.990 --> 00:19:42.730 what that's what most of that stuff was about 00:19:42.730 --> 00:19:46.769 was about the Romans anyway, but Yeah, so I mean 00:19:46.769 --> 00:19:48.930 it could happen whenever but that's that's supposed 00:19:48.930 --> 00:19:50.609 to be the point It's like you're not supposed 00:19:50.609 --> 00:19:53.410 to know it's not for you to know so only the 00:19:53.410 --> 00:19:56.569 father knows just need to know Jesus said he 00:19:56.569 --> 00:19:58.150 didn't know he said only the father knows dad 00:19:58.150 --> 00:20:01.450 that was in the show once yeah, but yeah, that 00:20:01.450 --> 00:20:05.049 was exactly you just need to do the best you 00:20:05.049 --> 00:20:10.069 can cuz Stuff happens. Well, it's really there's 00:20:10.069 --> 00:20:13.730 you I'm gonna decide I'm Side -track a little 00:20:13.730 --> 00:20:17.029 bit, but then it'll come back Somehow we'll make 00:20:17.029 --> 00:20:19.430 this make sense there. I heard I heard a thing 00:20:19.430 --> 00:20:23.950 I read a thing about the Galilean wedding ceremonies 00:20:23.950 --> 00:20:28.299 and how that all plays down with like the only 00:20:28.299 --> 00:20:30.960 the father of the groom knows like when it's 00:20:30.960 --> 00:20:33.500 when the groom will meet the bride and the bride 00:20:33.500 --> 00:20:36.859 has to be ready to go and because the groom could 00:20:36.859 --> 00:20:39.960 show up at any time because It's it's really 00:20:39.960 --> 00:20:42.539 cool man. The way like that hole. I don't know 00:20:42.539 --> 00:20:45.019 anything about yeah. Yeah, I didn't either time 00:20:45.019 --> 00:20:47.759 I'll find a lot to look it up. Yeah. I'll share 00:20:47.759 --> 00:20:49.779 it with you. It was cool, man. It was really 00:20:49.779 --> 00:20:54.259 cool So that ties in yes because it talks about 00:20:54.919 --> 00:20:57.039 The it relates to like how the rapture could 00:20:57.039 --> 00:20:59.200 happen at any time and how we must always be 00:20:59.200 --> 00:21:00.920 ready for it to happen Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, 00:21:01.039 --> 00:21:03.519 because only the father knows when the room will 00:21:03.519 --> 00:21:06.059 come to meet the bride like literal the father 00:21:06.059 --> 00:21:08.500 and the Bible for those who aren't familiar The 00:21:08.500 --> 00:21:10.880 Bible refers to is the church the church as the 00:21:10.880 --> 00:21:15.740 bride of Christ. Oh My god. Oh That's weird. 00:21:15.859 --> 00:21:19.519 Should we take this call? Yeah, we can always 00:21:19.519 --> 00:21:31.170 chop it out later. I mean I can do whatever They're 00:21:31.170 --> 00:21:34.150 like, oh is this Mike your social security numbers 00:21:34.150 --> 00:21:42.369 It was I don't know that number let's see if 00:21:42.369 --> 00:21:45.690 they leave a voicemail that's interesting We'll 00:21:45.690 --> 00:21:47.410 come back to that later. It doesn't matter. It's 00:21:47.410 --> 00:21:51.109 our show. I'll do what I want anyway Moving forward 00:21:51.109 --> 00:21:53.910 moving on number seven hollow earth awakening 00:21:53.910 --> 00:22:00.869 and enter a Garth ins Oh Man's world Garth Ian's 00:22:00.869 --> 00:22:05.930 Garth ins. It's a capital a G a R th ans a Garth 00:22:05.930 --> 00:22:08.970 ins I have no idea what that is alignments warp 00:22:08.970 --> 00:22:12.089 space -time apparently a opening portals to hollow 00:22:12.089 --> 00:22:17.730 earth where advanced beings called All my goodness 00:22:17.730 --> 00:22:20.839 insert are you ready? Okay, this is took a crazy 00:22:20.839 --> 00:22:24.960 turn. Okay, okay the hollow earth where advanced 00:22:24.960 --> 00:22:33.200 beings called a Garthans or Nazis Zis just Where 00:22:33.200 --> 00:22:35.960 they emerge are we allowed to say that I don't 00:22:35.960 --> 00:22:38.380 know I know for some reason you can't say that 00:22:38.380 --> 00:22:41.259 either I think we're gonna but for some reason 00:22:41.259 --> 00:22:45.039 the Uranus and the Neptune alignment portion 00:22:46.200 --> 00:22:49.420 We'll stir them up and cause them to want to 00:22:49.420 --> 00:22:52.160 come out. So the alignment with Uranus is gonna 00:22:52.160 --> 00:22:55.059 stir things up Yes, guys and gonna get things 00:22:55.059 --> 00:22:57.119 something's gonna come out something's coming 00:22:57.119 --> 00:23:00.900 up now It's kill. It's coming on. Yeah, it's 00:23:00.900 --> 00:23:04.200 gonna cause earthquakes and these things are 00:23:04.200 --> 00:23:08.400 gonna come out of Antarctica apparently and So 00:23:08.400 --> 00:23:12.220 is anarchist. Yeah. Yeah, but Nazis Nazis are 00:23:12.220 --> 00:23:15.559 gonna come out of the hollow Middle Earth and 00:23:17.129 --> 00:23:20.650 Invade or something. I have in my brain now. 00:23:20.650 --> 00:23:23.670 It's like Nazis are coming out of Uranus Which 00:23:23.670 --> 00:23:25.170 goes because we're talking before one of the 00:23:25.170 --> 00:23:28.609 other podcasts about that movie. We're like Nazi 00:23:28.609 --> 00:23:31.450 Hitler was writing Oh, yeah, and then some guy 00:23:31.450 --> 00:23:34.970 made some smart -ass comment. Yeah, I don't know 00:23:34.970 --> 00:23:38.250 What if what if that was all part of the Illuminati 00:23:38.250 --> 00:23:39.990 thing? We're talking about we're like, hey, this 00:23:39.990 --> 00:23:42.349 is this is this is what we're gonna do This is 00:23:42.349 --> 00:23:45.619 what's gonna happen Mean and they maybe they 00:23:45.619 --> 00:23:48.859 were telling us all along That well, yeah, it 00:23:48.859 --> 00:23:51.400 doesn't feel like or hitler's and come out riding 00:23:51.400 --> 00:23:56.960 his triceratops and Come out of that worth. That's 00:23:56.960 --> 00:23:58.799 the end of that word from Antarctica. That's 00:23:58.799 --> 00:24:03.599 what the rapture was hitler Nazi zombies or something 00:24:03.599 --> 00:24:08.039 again, I don't know I always feel like I Think 00:24:08.039 --> 00:24:10.039 we said it maybe you've said it before is like 00:24:10.039 --> 00:24:12.569 they don't just do things. They're like Yeah, 00:24:12.569 --> 00:24:14.529 we're gonna do it and they kind of tell you but 00:24:14.529 --> 00:24:16.630 then they don't really but it's like oh, but 00:24:16.630 --> 00:24:19.490 like the whole thing Yeah, like but we did tell 00:24:19.490 --> 00:24:21.089 you about it and Mary just weren't listening 00:24:21.089 --> 00:24:23.170 how the Simpsons predicted Donald Trump being 00:24:23.170 --> 00:24:26.269 the president or 9 -eleven Well when the Simpsons 00:24:26.269 --> 00:24:28.730 have done like 1 million episodes and the odds 00:24:28.730 --> 00:24:31.150 of something doing You know happening is in a 00:24:31.150 --> 00:24:32.529 million then they're good. It's gonna be done. 00:24:32.670 --> 00:24:34.130 They've done it That's true. Did you ever hear 00:24:34.130 --> 00:24:39.190 of the Omega code or the Bible code? This ice 00:24:39.940 --> 00:24:42.140 For some reason I want to say yeah, but I totally 00:24:42.140 --> 00:24:45.779 don't more or less and I could be mistaken We're 00:24:45.779 --> 00:24:48.039 not on spooky story. We're off in a rant here 00:24:48.039 --> 00:24:52.940 more or less if you took the Bible in its original 00:24:52.940 --> 00:24:56.859 languages Okay, and you laid that all out like 00:24:56.859 --> 00:25:01.039 on a grid Every and you went like every so every 00:25:01.039 --> 00:25:04.259 you know 12th letter or seventh letter whatever 00:25:04.259 --> 00:25:06.740 thing, you know, and it would spell out a bunch 00:25:06.740 --> 00:25:09.019 of different like crazy, like secret Bible prophecy 00:25:09.019 --> 00:25:11.519 stuff. Oh, I think I've said, yeah, all the weird 00:25:11.519 --> 00:25:15.880 like there's a code within it. Yeah. And so the 00:25:15.880 --> 00:25:17.519 argument against that was saying like, well, 00:25:17.519 --> 00:25:20.319 you could take any book of equal length and do 00:25:20.319 --> 00:25:24.759 that. And so a guy did that with Moby Dick. Yeah. 00:25:24.920 --> 00:25:27.799 And it was like, and he got weird stuff. Yeah. 00:25:27.980 --> 00:25:30.579 A bunch of like a bunch of weird stuff came out 00:25:30.579 --> 00:25:35.000 that was like. Stuff that happened after the 00:25:35.000 --> 00:25:37.779 book was written that it like predicted stuff 00:25:37.779 --> 00:25:40.880 and so it's saying like hey You could take if 00:25:40.880 --> 00:25:43.500 you have a sample size big enough. Yes, you could 00:25:43.500 --> 00:25:46.640 do that with anything But what if and this is 00:25:46.640 --> 00:25:49.420 why some people keep saying it's a simulation 00:25:49.420 --> 00:25:52.259 What if that's just part of the coding of everything 00:25:52.259 --> 00:25:55.460 where it works? That's just how that like two 00:25:55.460 --> 00:25:59.279 plus two is four There's no other way that works. 00:25:59.279 --> 00:26:02.789 That's just that is what it is So maybe that, 00:26:02.910 --> 00:26:04.670 you know, in that code, if you take the 12th 00:26:04.670 --> 00:26:06.589 letter of blah, blah, blah, that just, no matter 00:26:06.589 --> 00:26:09.150 what you do, that's what your outcome ends up 00:26:09.150 --> 00:26:10.990 being. You know what, man? You know what? There's 00:26:10.990 --> 00:26:14.210 this thing called, this is pretty cool, because 00:26:14.210 --> 00:26:15.789 this is a tattoo I'm thinking about getting. 00:26:16.750 --> 00:26:18.269 When we get our tax return, I was like, hey, 00:26:18.269 --> 00:26:19.910 babe, can I get this tattoo? I'm going to get 00:26:19.910 --> 00:26:22.589 a tattoo. Because I'm a responsible adult, and 00:26:22.589 --> 00:26:24.269 that's what you do with your tax return is you 00:26:24.269 --> 00:26:26.309 spend it as soon as you get it. Yeah, you know, 00:26:26.309 --> 00:26:29.829 I don't do, you know, save it or, you know. No, 00:26:29.829 --> 00:26:34.230 I'm gonna tattoo. So there's this thing called 00:26:34.230 --> 00:26:38.230 Colott's conjecture. It's a math thing described 00:26:38.230 --> 00:26:43.309 as 3x or 3n plus 1, I think. Anyway, what it 00:26:43.309 --> 00:26:48.849 is. Doesn't matter. You take any number. Man, 00:26:48.869 --> 00:26:50.589 I'm going to get it wrong too. I'm going to look 00:26:50.589 --> 00:26:55.549 like an idiot. So stupid. Trust me, this is cool. 00:26:59.539 --> 00:27:02.599 I gotta make sure I get it right so that just 00:27:02.599 --> 00:27:05.460 totally I just had a memory of this guy you take 00:27:05.460 --> 00:27:13.259 any number and if it's an odd number you Okay, 00:27:13.920 --> 00:27:16.000 that just reminded me of this guy that we used 00:27:16.000 --> 00:27:18.279 to work with that he'd be like, you know, but 00:27:18.279 --> 00:27:21.359 that guy's a piece of oh Yeah, that guy. Yeah. 00:27:21.359 --> 00:27:23.519 Yeah. There was a day where he was I can't remember 00:27:23.519 --> 00:27:25.839 what it was I'm pretty sure it was him and he 00:27:25.839 --> 00:27:30.299 was like Hitting himself in the head. Oh so stupid 00:27:30.299 --> 00:27:33.980 bud Beating yourself like you're literally beating 00:27:33.980 --> 00:27:35.980 yourself up. Don't don't do that. That's bad 00:27:35.980 --> 00:27:39.339 But you don't worry about it. You're gonna figure 00:27:39.339 --> 00:27:41.859 out whatever this thing was. It was really cool 00:27:41.859 --> 00:27:45.720 Yeah, okay. So if you take any number, okay If 00:27:45.720 --> 00:27:48.839 it's even you divide it by two and if it's odd 00:27:48.839 --> 00:27:52.359 you multiply it by three and add one And so if 00:27:52.359 --> 00:27:55.359 you use those rules and you start with any number 00:27:55.549 --> 00:27:59.250 Any number. You always end up, eventually, you'll 00:27:59.250 --> 00:28:01.769 always end up in what they call a 4 -2 -1 loop, 00:28:02.150 --> 00:28:05.849 where it'll reduce down to four, which then you 00:28:05.849 --> 00:28:08.690 divide it by two, which is two, which is divided 00:28:08.690 --> 00:28:11.789 by two, is one, which is odd, so you add three, 00:28:12.450 --> 00:28:16.109 which is plus four, which is even, so you end 00:28:16.109 --> 00:28:19.089 up in that loop. Oh, it's kind of like pi. And 00:28:19.089 --> 00:28:21.819 over and over again. No matter where you start, 00:28:22.059 --> 00:28:24.019 no matter what number, it might take a long time 00:28:24.019 --> 00:28:25.559 to get there. It might go there pretty quick, 00:28:25.640 --> 00:28:28.460 but you'll always end up in that same infinite 00:28:28.460 --> 00:28:32.400 loop. You know what? What if that's the same? 00:28:32.400 --> 00:28:35.720 It's kind of the same. Yeah, like what if that's 00:28:35.720 --> 00:28:37.559 like no matter what, like we always end up in 00:28:37.559 --> 00:28:39.180 this is why I thought I would make a cool tattoo 00:28:39.180 --> 00:28:42.099 because it comes out with this cool like you 00:28:42.099 --> 00:28:47.039 can grasp that out and it is this cool like wavy 00:28:47.039 --> 00:28:49.380 design. I'll show you cuz I got a picture you 00:28:49.380 --> 00:28:51.920 can show me and we'll show them and post it up 00:28:51.920 --> 00:28:56.299 on there if I remember like that or oh Weird 00:28:56.299 --> 00:28:58.720 that was cool. Yeah, that's kind of cool. Yeah 00:28:58.720 --> 00:29:02.579 But yes, I thought it it's kind of like a whole 00:29:02.579 --> 00:29:05.680 simulation Possibly thing too. Like that's how 00:29:05.680 --> 00:29:07.819 the code always works. Well, you know, it's bad 00:29:07.819 --> 00:29:10.259 could be different But it all it all equals the 00:29:10.259 --> 00:29:13.380 same point like the same thing like in you taking 00:29:13.380 --> 00:29:17.759 that code The books always equal, do weird things, 00:29:18.200 --> 00:29:21.140 and then that equation always goes on that same 00:29:21.140 --> 00:29:26.079 repeating. And pie, like why does pie just keep 00:29:26.079 --> 00:29:28.299 going? Why is pie so delicious? Yeah, and why 00:29:28.299 --> 00:29:30.859 is it so good? And why is it superior to cake? 00:29:32.440 --> 00:29:35.140 Why don't we ever talk about that? That's been 00:29:35.140 --> 00:29:36.839 irritating me is like, hey, just ask everybody 00:29:36.839 --> 00:29:41.150 pie or cake, because the answer is pie. Cuz someone 00:29:41.150 --> 00:29:44.509 I I I agree pie. Well, I will say I haven't had 00:29:44.509 --> 00:29:48.369 pie in a long time Because it's really bad for 00:29:48.369 --> 00:29:51.009 you. Well, and I have to use it sparingly this 00:29:51.009 --> 00:29:54.430 this this will sound sad, but this is just this 00:29:54.430 --> 00:29:57.829 is No, don't I have a feeling I know what you're 00:29:57.829 --> 00:30:02.329 gonna say, but okay cuz so my mom And she used 00:30:02.329 --> 00:30:04.269 to make like the best pies and so when she passed 00:30:04.269 --> 00:30:05.529 away every time like I've had the opportunity 00:30:05.529 --> 00:30:07.549 to eat pie I'm like, I don't really want I guess 00:30:07.549 --> 00:30:09.539 it's not gonna be as good is like I remember 00:30:09.539 --> 00:30:12.019 it. And so I haven't eaten pie since my mom passed 00:30:12.019 --> 00:30:19.599 away. We need to just make some pies and honor 00:30:19.599 --> 00:30:22.759 your mom. That won't be as good. That doesn't 00:30:22.759 --> 00:30:28.119 matter. That's perfect. Mike's annual never going 00:30:28.119 --> 00:30:32.680 to be as good as my mom's pie. But that's how 00:30:32.680 --> 00:30:36.819 we live on is the memories in the loops of the 00:30:36.819 --> 00:30:39.599 equation. I don't know what I'm trying to say, 00:30:39.920 --> 00:30:42.119 but somehow it works. I'm going to honor my mom 00:30:42.119 --> 00:30:44.279 by making a bet. Every year, eating a really 00:30:44.279 --> 00:30:48.500 crappy pie. Well, hey, you know what? If it would 00:30:48.500 --> 00:30:50.400 have made her laugh, then it was worth it, because 00:30:50.400 --> 00:30:52.559 that's all we got. It might have made her laugh. 00:30:53.059 --> 00:30:56.160 You know, all of our dumb memories and all the, 00:30:56.539 --> 00:30:58.839 I don't know how many, like all the good memories 00:30:58.839 --> 00:31:03.099 I have of like my grandpa and things, like the 00:31:03.099 --> 00:31:07.440 goofy things he did. Yeah. He, every time he 00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:09.740 got a new anything, he's like, bro, we got to 00:31:09.740 --> 00:31:12.940 pull that thing out. We got to paint it. He got 00:31:12.940 --> 00:31:15.500 a lawnmower. And the first day he pulled the 00:31:15.500 --> 00:31:17.599 battery out and like spray painted the terminals 00:31:17.599 --> 00:31:20.720 with this goop. And then he was like, it was 00:31:20.720 --> 00:31:22.839 a brand new John Deere lawnmower. And he's like, 00:31:22.859 --> 00:31:25.740 I don't like that shade of green. He's like, 00:31:26.779 --> 00:31:29.579 what the? It's John Deere green. It's supposed 00:31:29.579 --> 00:31:31.839 to be green. It's that that oh, yeah, but I don't 00:31:31.839 --> 00:31:34.059 like it. It was John Deere in any other color. 00:31:34.180 --> 00:31:36.559 You did that with every vehicle and then and 00:31:36.559 --> 00:31:41.079 like the the last is a bad good memory is we 00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:46.819 our family had a it's a God what the hell it's 00:31:46.819 --> 00:31:50.000 a Datsun Convertible like I don't fit in it. 00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:52.359 It's like basically the Miata version, but it's 00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:56.480 a 60s. Okay car and it's it's not really fast. 00:31:56.559 --> 00:31:59.400 This has got a little Four -cylinder, but it's 00:31:59.400 --> 00:32:02.000 a cool car. It's convertible. It's really teeny 00:32:02.000 --> 00:32:05.940 He was losing it and he couldn't remember a lot 00:32:05.940 --> 00:32:08.640 of things and he one day And this this is where 00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:12.259 we hit it. They grandma hit everything He grabbed 00:32:12.259 --> 00:32:14.819 the keys off of there and he's like, I'm going 00:32:14.819 --> 00:32:18.480 into town. I don't know why He comes back to 00:32:18.480 --> 00:32:23.980 town Parks it he's like Well, you know that that 00:32:23.980 --> 00:32:28.730 motor route really hot And my grandma didn't 00:32:28.730 --> 00:32:31.829 think anything about it, and it was toast. And 00:32:31.829 --> 00:32:33.930 my dad, what happened was he went and checked 00:32:33.930 --> 00:32:36.589 it. The motor is completely seized up. Oh, no 00:32:36.589 --> 00:32:42.329 oil? I don't know. I don't remember the whole 00:32:42.329 --> 00:32:45.390 thing. But the motor will not turn over whatsoever. 00:32:46.309 --> 00:32:49.599 What happened was he was losing it. He's like 00:32:49.599 --> 00:32:52.519 I need to go to town for something and he got 00:32:52.519 --> 00:32:54.279 in the car and started up and he couldn't remember 00:32:54.279 --> 00:32:57.019 how To get it into second gear for so long as 00:32:57.019 --> 00:33:01.920 we just read just first the whole The whole thing 00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:05.500 won't shift what the hell like he shifted but 00:33:05.500 --> 00:33:09.079 during driving he forgot you got to shift it 00:33:09.079 --> 00:33:12.619 and then when he got home it was so hot and he 00:33:12.619 --> 00:33:15.599 parked it and it never got a chance to cool off 00:33:15.599 --> 00:33:20.119 and it just froze every destroyed And that's 00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:25.579 my good memory. You know, I never drive transmission. 00:33:26.059 --> 00:33:28.279 That's why I tell the boys like you got to get 00:33:28.279 --> 00:33:30.059 it automatically. What happens when you're all 00:33:30.059 --> 00:33:31.880 old, you know, and don't know where you're going 00:33:31.880 --> 00:33:34.680 to ruin your car? Yeah, you know, stupid. That's 00:33:34.680 --> 00:33:38.579 really like Tesla. Where's home? Take me. This 00:33:38.579 --> 00:33:42.049 is a safety feature and. They'll appreciate that. 00:33:42.210 --> 00:33:45.250 I think if you... Oh, okay. I don't know. I was 00:33:45.250 --> 00:33:47.269 gonna go way out here. I feel like we've been 00:33:47.269 --> 00:33:51.170 on a whole another weird level of where... This 00:33:51.170 --> 00:33:52.549 has been a good one. I feel good about this episode. 00:33:53.150 --> 00:33:54.869 I never feel good about it. I'm always like, 00:33:54.869 --> 00:33:57.150 man, that sucked. Probably could have done better. 00:33:57.150 --> 00:33:58.269 And then I go back and I'm like... This is a 00:33:58.269 --> 00:34:00.849 lot of fun. Like, oh, never mind. That was good. 00:34:01.089 --> 00:34:02.690 I'm enjoying this one more than the last one. 00:34:02.690 --> 00:34:03.849 And I had a good time with the last one. I don't 00:34:03.849 --> 00:34:05.670 even remember what the last one was about. Some... 00:34:05.670 --> 00:34:12.179 Veggie man. Some b****s. 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Ascension 00:34:47.420 --> 00:34:51.519 symptoms. Like heartaches or paranoia. So it 00:34:51.519 --> 00:34:53.679 makes you really sad or paranoid. That don't 00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:56.360 believe? Yeah. So the non -believers get really 00:34:56.360 --> 00:34:59.659 sad. This sounds... They get FOMO. Yeah, this 00:34:59.659 --> 00:35:03.280 sounds like an L. Ron Hubbard book. Yeah. So 00:35:03.280 --> 00:35:07.380 that might happen. Scientology. government UFO 00:35:07.380 --> 00:35:10.840 disclosure cover -ups oh that does happen I don't 00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:13.280 know what that's that has everything to do with 00:35:13.280 --> 00:35:15.460 Obama saying like oh yeah the aliens are real 00:35:15.460 --> 00:35:18.159 anyway blah blah blah Trump just said too that 00:35:18.159 --> 00:35:21.659 uh he's gonna order the release of all of the 00:35:21.659 --> 00:35:24.360 UFO files so we are gonna know means we're gonna 00:35:24.360 --> 00:35:27.239 get a bunch of redacted ones and then in a year 00:35:27.239 --> 00:35:29.159 they're gonna get some we're gonna get some more 00:35:29.159 --> 00:35:31.239 redacted well you know what that's gonna mean 00:35:31.239 --> 00:35:34.610 is we're gonna get that We're gonna know about 00:35:34.610 --> 00:35:36.570 UFO stuff and they'll be like, oh, there's nothing 00:35:36.570 --> 00:35:39.769 there and before they do the Epstein files doesn't 00:35:39.769 --> 00:35:41.230 happen then we like hey We're gonna release all 00:35:41.230 --> 00:35:43.510 the files and then the person in charge of that 00:35:43.510 --> 00:35:45.329 part of the government's gonna be like those 00:35:45.329 --> 00:35:48.309 files don't exist Yeah, exactly and then a year 00:35:48.309 --> 00:35:52.909 later they'd be like Here's the files You know, 00:35:52.909 --> 00:35:55.690 it really bothers me every time this happens 00:35:55.690 --> 00:36:00.050 every time and this is me Personally criticizing 00:36:00.050 --> 00:36:02.090 stuff and it's always something stupid. This 00:36:02.090 --> 00:36:03.670 is why I don't like looking at the comments and 00:36:03.670 --> 00:36:06.670 stuff like it's driving That's like I want to 00:36:06.670 --> 00:36:09.130 be like somebody's like hey, that was really 00:36:09.130 --> 00:36:11.650 cool. I'm like, yeah you too thumbs up and I'm 00:36:11.650 --> 00:36:14.829 just like I can't this guy's This is pissing 00:36:14.829 --> 00:36:18.690 me off. No, I can't do it the camera right now 00:36:18.690 --> 00:36:22.170 your frame is the frame ends right on your shoulder 00:36:22.170 --> 00:36:27.980 and I got that much more The screen is all the 00:36:27.980 --> 00:36:31.320 way over here like look. Oh my god, like I'd 00:36:31.320 --> 00:36:33.239 look at that I'm like, oh you screwed up you 00:36:33.239 --> 00:36:36.219 idiot. No, man, it's good I'm gonna help you 00:36:36.219 --> 00:36:38.079 out though. Oh, but maybe it's cuz we were lean 00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:40.960 on what doesn't see but it who cares It doesn't 00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:42.760 even matter has nothing to do straight shot with 00:36:42.760 --> 00:36:45.539 this alignment of the plan is yeah It has everything 00:36:45.539 --> 00:36:47.139 to do with that. I'm gonna the plants cuz look 00:36:47.139 --> 00:36:49.260 how I line the screen You know of all of these 00:36:49.260 --> 00:36:51.099 so far. That's the one that seems the most realistic 00:36:51.099 --> 00:36:52.539 to me The government would be like, hey, let's 00:36:52.539 --> 00:36:55.570 take this thing Make it something bigger. So 00:36:55.570 --> 00:36:57.190 they'll stop paying attention to this other thing. 00:36:57.269 --> 00:37:00.369 Well, that sounds like a total Political move. 00:37:00.369 --> 00:37:02.230 Yeah, tell me that's never happened before. Oh 00:37:02.230 --> 00:37:04.550 that happens all the time This is why we were 00:37:04.550 --> 00:37:07.170 we were like, okay I think we're okay talking 00:37:07.170 --> 00:37:10.349 about most things but we just can't talk about 00:37:10.349 --> 00:37:15.170 anything political because I just derails everything 00:37:15.170 --> 00:37:19.610 it'll go from being fun to being just You're 00:37:19.610 --> 00:37:21.530 just gonna be mad. Well, and you know, that's 00:37:21.530 --> 00:37:23.869 the stuff they get they're like, oh put things 00:37:23.869 --> 00:37:27.269 on rumble that you only go on rumble so they 00:37:27.269 --> 00:37:29.050 could argue politically about things. That's 00:37:29.050 --> 00:37:32.309 like that's it's YouTube with political arguments. 00:37:32.309 --> 00:37:34.449 So I'm like, Oh, I don't want anything to do 00:37:34.449 --> 00:37:37.570 with it. Yeah. Then the last one. Okay. Okay. 00:37:37.789 --> 00:37:39.489 Finish this. I don't believe this goes strong, 00:37:39.489 --> 00:37:46.429 but I kind of like the how I want to say this. 00:37:46.610 --> 00:37:50.590 I don't believe this is true, but I appreciate 00:37:50.590 --> 00:37:53.750 the attempt. Okay. It sounds cool. Okay, it sounds 00:37:53.750 --> 00:37:57.250 like it'd be a good story Zodiac reassignment 00:37:57.250 --> 00:38:00.949 into a person and personality control Excuse 00:38:00.949 --> 00:38:05.710 me real Reassignment reassign zodiac reassignment. 00:38:05.710 --> 00:38:10.869 So the parade's Saturn Neptune In Aries resets 00:38:10.869 --> 00:38:13.849 the zodiac wheel shifting everyone's birth signs 00:38:13.849 --> 00:38:17.190 and horoscopes overnight It's conspiracy by astrologer 00:38:17.190 --> 00:38:19.730 elites to maintain to manipulate personalities 00:38:19.730 --> 00:38:23.510 behaviors and fates causing chaos like sudden 00:38:23.510 --> 00:38:27.010 Aries aggression worldwide, all to usher the 00:38:27.010 --> 00:38:30.110 control of the age of Aquarius, where free will 00:38:30.110 --> 00:38:34.070 is an illusion. Isn't that a song? Yeah. It's 00:38:34.070 --> 00:38:37.289 a happy sounding song, too. It'd be a bummer. 00:38:37.570 --> 00:38:40.269 I had hit the record scratch somewhere there. 00:38:40.590 --> 00:38:44.929 I just kind of abruptly ended it. So maybe maybe 00:38:44.929 --> 00:38:49.090 the plants will align and. Everyone will just 00:38:49.090 --> 00:38:55.659 start acting differently. I Don't know how I 00:38:55.659 --> 00:38:57.599 keep double -tapping a lot of potential that 00:38:57.599 --> 00:39:00.539 one to be to be a cool story It's an interesting 00:39:00.539 --> 00:39:03.039 idea like okay Everyone's personality is gonna 00:39:03.039 --> 00:39:05.139 like you can make a really good comic book series 00:39:05.139 --> 00:39:07.840 or like a graphic novel Somebody do that cuz 00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:10.260 I'm not gonna yeah, there's there's skilled people 00:39:10.260 --> 00:39:13.019 at that. That's a cool idea work That that that 00:39:13.019 --> 00:39:15.579 will be another Netflix thing. Remember, Netflix 00:39:15.579 --> 00:39:17.480 was just like, hey, what's your show? This is 00:39:17.480 --> 00:39:19.320 Netflix. You're greenlit. And it's just like, 00:39:19.539 --> 00:39:21.400 that's what they did. Like, just take everything, 00:39:22.219 --> 00:39:25.659 everything. And eventually something will hit 00:39:25.659 --> 00:39:27.940 big enough where now it doesn't matter. Now we 00:39:27.940 --> 00:39:31.019 can make some money. Yeah. And that's that's 00:39:31.019 --> 00:39:33.300 pretty much sums up the Internet is you just 00:39:33.300 --> 00:39:36.340 do everything, slap it all up there. And if it 00:39:36.340 --> 00:39:39.360 doesn't work, who cares? You got to find that 00:39:39.360 --> 00:39:41.400 thing. We tried. Yeah, you just got to find that 00:39:41.400 --> 00:39:45.599 thing. So, hey, we made it all the way through 00:39:45.599 --> 00:39:48.039 the story of the planet alignments. There's your 00:39:48.039 --> 00:39:50.340 top 10 things to look out for on the 28th from 00:39:50.340 --> 00:39:52.699 the planets online. Look out, you guys, because 00:39:52.699 --> 00:39:54.840 it may happen later to be known. You're here 00:39:54.840 --> 00:39:56.820 first. There are 10 things that are going to 00:39:56.820 --> 00:39:58.900 all happen at once, and it's going to be too 00:39:58.900 --> 00:40:01.820 much for us to handle. And, you know, so with 00:40:01.820 --> 00:40:03.780 that, I think something will happen. I don't 00:40:03.780 --> 00:40:05.619 know if it'll make the news or it'll be something 00:40:05.619 --> 00:40:09.550 big, but I think something will happen. and maybe 00:40:09.550 --> 00:40:11.309 in the future we'll be like, oh man, it happened 00:40:11.309 --> 00:40:13.329 on this day, this crazy thing. Something major. 00:40:13.869 --> 00:40:16.210 Well, now it's recorded and be like, okay, well, 00:40:16.210 --> 00:40:18.250 we can go back. I think that's a possibility. 00:40:18.550 --> 00:40:20.070 I think there's a lot of stuff in the Bible where 00:40:20.070 --> 00:40:23.329 it talks about big things happening when certain 00:40:23.329 --> 00:40:26.750 celestial things happen too, like lunar eclipses 00:40:26.750 --> 00:40:30.789 and the star of Bethlehem and all that kind of 00:40:30.789 --> 00:40:36.449 stuff. Yeah. I think there's a possibility something's 00:40:36.449 --> 00:40:39.210 gonna happen. He's not gonna be wrong. Something 00:40:39.210 --> 00:40:41.989 will happen because the planets are going to 00:40:41.989 --> 00:40:45.289 mine Will happen the very least the planets will 00:40:45.289 --> 00:40:47.210 line and then that's well how always put it as 00:40:47.210 --> 00:40:49.510 I know I said something will happen and it did 00:40:49.510 --> 00:40:51.750 it It is kind of funny though to think too. It 00:40:51.750 --> 00:40:54.980 makes me smile About how like when when 2012 00:40:54.980 --> 00:40:56.619 came around and everyone was thinking like oh 00:40:56.619 --> 00:40:59.159 that has to end in the world's an end in Cataclysm 00:40:59.159 --> 00:41:02.000 and they made that movie Yeah, world devastation 00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:06.139 and stuff and then 2012 came and words like it's 00:41:06.139 --> 00:41:09.619 2013 now, all right And by the way that movie 00:41:09.619 --> 00:41:12.940 sucked. Yeah But like they capitalized on oh 00:41:12.940 --> 00:41:14.760 everybody's talking about let's do it gonna watch 00:41:14.760 --> 00:41:16.900 it wasn't even because it's a good idea which 00:41:16.900 --> 00:41:19.500 goes back to exactly what I saying just Whatever. 00:41:19.679 --> 00:41:21.039 You don't know what people are going to like. 00:41:21.039 --> 00:41:24.079 You can't predict it. I wonder though, like on 00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:26.659 that, when that actually happened in 2012, I 00:41:26.659 --> 00:41:29.159 wonder if like something big happened. And we 00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:31.860 just don't know. Or maybe we'll know about it 00:41:31.860 --> 00:41:35.679 now. You know what? I have a theory, but I'm 00:41:35.679 --> 00:41:39.159 going to have to tell you and not them. Yeah, 00:41:39.260 --> 00:41:39.900 exactly.