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it. Ready? Yeah. All right. Boom! We have new
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that could be. I don't know. Everyone's really
happy about it though. Oh, and you can't forget
a couple of those in there. I'm off my game.
It's a little bit different today because it's
has been a long Week and it's been a week. Yeah,
and we this just takes our time and money to
do this to give you people something to laugh
at Because we're dumb We're dumb and we're desperate
and that make can make for a potent combination
Exactly. Oh, you know what? I don't I don't know
if that's Label phase in there. Oh, yeah Is that
a bad thing or does that matter? I don't know
man cares. Whatever. I don't want people see
what I'm drinking But they can know that it's
only got a zero calories exactly yum. It's it's
horrible These are bad. I like look. How do you
even say that La Croix? I call them La Croix
the Croix I think it's the Croy, but I call it
the croix. I whatever anyway What do we even
have today? We were gonna talk about so we We
are going to talk today about hidden dinosaurs.
This this all came about. I saw a video or it
was a video on YouTube that and on this video,
they had a picture. They showed a picture out
of what appeared to be like the eighteen hundreds
was some cowboy looking guy with with the big
beard or the mustache and all that. And. Behind
him he had his gun and behind him. He had like
this giant pterodactyl that he had shot It was
hanging upside down. I think I've seen it and
it was like a fella Hey, man, look at this. Look
at this beast I brought down if I remember if
I remember I'll put it on the screen. Yes a good
idea, right? Yeah, and then I've seen in some
other in some books That I used to read I Used
to know you know a lot anymore, but I did at
some point I've at least read a few books and
one of them had this picture of of these minor
Aztec ruins and they had like the hieroglyphs
and the inscriptions and stuff on the walls and
the pictograms and and on it it had a dude riding
what looked like to me a Triceratops. I don't
know if I've seen that one. Yeah. Yeah, we'll
find the picture. We'll we'll put it right. There.
Oh, yeah, like you know, I forgot that because
this is what you're supposed to do But it feels
you do this and you point at nothing and then
they're like Yeah, for some reason that's the
thing and you got to tell everybody to like and
subscribe Even though we'll put the like and
subscribe thing right here. Yeah, and you got
to do all this extra stuff It's like I'm making
your job way harder. Everybody just comes in
and then they're like thumbs down cuz I don't
like like I just wanted to complain about it
for a second. I'll take a thumbs down. Yeah,
but it will never show them anything of your
stuff anymore. I have never taken the time to
be like, I didn't like that. I better tell them
I didn't like it. I just keep like, I'm not interested.
And it doesn't mean, oh, I hate you. I hope you
die. It's just like, I'm not interested, whatever.
Nothing catches my eye on the internet anymore
anyway. Just I feel like you just sit there and
doom scroll and then I'm just not getting into
things. This is how bad it gets for me Sometimes
I'll be scrolling the shorts and then also I'll
watch the whole thing But for whatever reason
I don't know if I get sidetracked or I'm just
too damn lazy to do it But like I'll just like
keep letting the loop Realize that I'm doing
something else. I'm like, oh dang I'll listen
this for like probably like six or seven times
man. Like what am I doing and And I've heard
this before. So, you know, nothing's new under
the sun. If you ever, you know, read books before.
But yeah, nothing is new. But if there was disease
that made you just stare at your hand for hours,
they'd be like, what the hell is this disease?
We've got to get rid of that because that's not
good for anybody. Well, it's literally a real
thing that makes your neck hurt sometimes. Yeah,
because I sit there like this and I have I don't
know. I'm terrible at it, too. Yeah, I'm constantly.
Feels like I'm looking down. Yeah, I That's besides
the point because we wanted to talk about like
a little bit of crypto stuff because Not crypto
like bitcoins, but like crypto like it's still
the same thing. It's hidden cryptic That's what
cryptic cryptic a crypt means. It's hidden. That's
true Yeah, cuz that's what you do with the bodies
is you go hide them So side side work if you
put one down a well I don't think anybody get
it cuz you just pour concrete over it Yeah, never
mind. I don't know who would do that. I don't
know I used to work with wells and I was like
man if you put something down here we decommissioned
it how did you ever you couldn't get it be like
200 feet down a concrete you never Never mind.
Don't do that people. That's that's wrong and
stuff I mean, yeah, we'll probably get banned
or shadow banned or something and people won't
see our stuff and you know what I don't really
care I do not condone the illegal closings of
Wells or something exactly. Yeah, I don't condone
anything. That's illegal. No, man. That's not
good. Exactly. So cryptozoology Yeah meets some
conspiracy because source well, you know, and
also I remember we talked about a few days ago
I think it was about the dire wolves Yeah, because
that's again like okay. That's definitely something
that we knew existed not even that long ago Yeah,
and there but they're gone now, but now they
brought them back Yeah, there's like legit, I
guess, I don't know. I'm not like a biologist
or animal scientist. I mean, I pretty much am.
I listen to Joe Rogan a lot. Yeah, I think it's
probably pretty well established amongst the
people who are professionals that dire wolves
are no longer extinct. Yes. Okay. Yes. In the
scientific community, because I watch a lot of
Rick and Morty, you know, so I'm pretty smart.
And that's the first one I first I heard about
that. Dude, I, oh man, I totally saw it. It was
on Joe Rogan. Like, oh man, it was on Joe Rogan.
Everything's already been done, people. I immediately
thought, oh man, well, like, dinosaurs, you know?
But then the guy on the show was like, well,
we can't do dinosaurs because the DNA is all
busted down from... Yeah. Fossilization and yeah,
yeah, yeah. But then when we start thinking about
this... maybe dinosaurs not all of them are gone
then maybe we can not only like maybe reestablish
if they've never gone extinct maybe we could
like reestablish the population or if they did
recently go extinct we could bring them back
well they'd be I know that never works out in
any of the Jurassic Park movies that so we should
do that but we should probably you know we're
gonna you know we're gonna uh nature uh finds
a way or something Find ways to get richer. So
yeah, why didn't always work out? Yeah, why is
Jeff Goldblum so popular? I guess I guess I guess
back in the day, like during the fly, he was
considered like an attractive dude. Yeah, when
he was a fly and he was a shape, you know, I
don't know. That has nothing to do with what
we've got those eyebrows. Maybe I don't know.
Maybe that doesn't like hair and a body and a
face and stuff. And so that equals. If you're
if you're a Jeff Goldblum, if you are Jeff Goldblum
and you take you know, I mean, I don't know.
Hey, what's up, Jeff? If you ever saw thanks
for stopping by. What's up? All right. So I'll
start reading some stuff. OK, yeah, because we
I keep getting way off topic. Yeah. All right.
Let's get the spooky story. That's me. Music
ready. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll see. You can do it.
You did it All right So this is one of those
fringe ideas that pops up in cryptozoology circles
online forums like reddit's r conspiracy or r
Cryptozoology and podcasts claiming that dinosaurs
did not fully go extinct 66 million years ago
from the asteroid impact or whatever caused the
kpg extinction event if you know what kpg Stands
for please drop a comment and tell us please
killer killer Yeah, I don't know something bad
gangster was a G. Yeah, that's what it was instead
small populations allegedly survived in isolated
pockets of the world hidden from mainstream science
and either Naturally or deliberately suppressed
by experts elites experts slash elites Cuz I
guess they don't even want to go down that route
to avoid rewriting history or cause mass panic.
I don't know Hold on. Right, right below blue.
You got to turn it off. All right. Yeah, I'm
sorry. I'm learning this. You guys don't be racist.
He's colorblind. We're getting better. It has
nothing to do with each other. But that's just
what the kids say now. I don't know how much
panic that would cause if if I saw on Tucker
Carlson tomorrow night. There was a hey, they
found this evidence of this dinosaur in this
jungle. How amazing I don't think people would
panic over that No, okay. No, I think that they
would because it's Tucker Carlson and they would
like they'd be like those dinosaurs are racist
Yeah, or something something to discredit him
and it would have nothing to do with just like
him Yeah, so I'm gonna I'm gonna write off the
bat disagree a little bit there say I don't think
it would cause Mass panic. No, maybe mass confusion
But yeah, maybe hysteria would be a better dude.
It would blow up social media for sure. Oh, yeah
Yeah, that'd go nuts. I Had to get it out my
burp. All right back to These stuff you did it.
Yeah So core elements of the theory one being
survival mechanisms believers argue that not
all dinosaurs died off some adapted for post
extinction environments. For example, aquatic
or semi aquatic species like plesiosaurus, often
mistaken for the Loch Ness monster, are are retreated
to deep man. I'm sorry. They retreated, right?
Yeah. They got stuck. I was trying to figure
out what they're talking about as I was reading
it because I didn't understand it. But now I
do. They're saying I read the waters as the waters
receded. Thing that was in the water would get
trapped. Yeah. Yeah, you like starfish and stuff
in them, but I don't yeah, okay Yeah, I know
what you're saying. Yes, like a tide pool or
something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay makes
sense Okay smaller bird like dinosaurs involved
into modern birds, which is actually supported
by science, but conspiracists twisted to claim
large non -avian dinos persist, okay, cuz You've
had chickens, right? Yes Yeah, I know where you're
going with this. Yeah, those things are dinosaurs
They 100 % look like little little dinosaurs
running around. Oh, and they're so stupid. It's
funny. Yeah, but like If it was big enough Well,
here's the thing like ostriches are giant Yes,
an ostrich could kick you and like kill you probably
did some value man. Yeah, it could kill you I
Don't think I heard a whole lot. I mean in the
wild that's a different story, but like people
have emus And ostriches and I haven't really
heard of being a big deal of them dying from
them or anything. Yeah So I heard of if the chicken
could eat your officer's deaths, would it? Delete
delete each other. Well, yeah, but like Yeah,
if something's dead eat it but I mean they generally
don't I mean that they got there I don't know
I don't know man, but I don't know as we're talking
about chickens, too I recall I just connected
the dots that uh, But you know the velociraptor
had that big claw. Oh, yeah Yeah, the chickens
have their spur and i've always thought when
the chickens are running around It looks like
little velociraptors. They do Yeah, I mean and
maybe because part of that is because drastic
park has created that image. They probably yeah,
but something I don't know. I just everyone says
like hey man, if a cow could eat you it would
I don't I don't know if it would I mean i've
seen ones that might want to kill you and then
but i've seen ones that want to hang out of you
to eat me You know, I mean, yeah, there's probably
plenty of cows will kill me now your cat your
cat would eat your face I don't have a cat exactly
don't because like have you heard little stories
of people dying and then the cat just like ate
their face and stuff like That's that's not gonna
happen with your dog. We'll probably like humpy.
Maybe it might my hungry face or pee on you Yeah,
but like it's not gonna eat your face I've never
heard of a story of somebody dying and their
cat laid beside him until it died because it
was so sad I've heard of dogs doing that. Yeah,
but never a cat. So don't get dinosaurs are probably
not cats Yeah, same. I don't think that cats
are dinosaurs. No, but maybe chickens We were
I don't know where we were with us. They say
larger ones hide in remote unexplored areas with
stable ecosystems like dense jungles or underground
caverns. Like the Loch Ness, I see. Yes. Yes.
So there have been some key sightings of these
to support the claims. And I'm going to mispronounce
this. So bear with me. Mokeli Mbembe. Okay. That's
the name of the place. A sauropod -like creature,
think a mini Brachiosaurus, reported in the Congo
basin swamps since the early 1900s by locals
and explorers. Described as 15 to 30 feet long
with a long neck slash tail, it's said to live
in rivers slash lakes. Expeditions like the 1980s
ones by cryptozoologists claim footprints but
no hard proof. they've been debunked as mystified
elephants or misidentified elephants or rhinos
or a hoax altogether okay so that's so so maybe
they're saying there's a dinosaur in the congo
okay since i'm a joe rogan expert here's the
thing he's talked to a lot of people and a lot
of smart people, and maybe some dumb ones. But
he hasn't talked to me yet. So they've done the
ground -penetrating LIDAR stuff in the Congo
and are finding there was human influence of
some structures. And basically the theory is,
and I think this makes sense, there was a lot
of people that lived there, but it's so rapid
growth that When civilization dies off it just
it's gone. I was overtaken so quickly How long
if if you didn't maintain buildings in a hundred
years what's left? I've heard people say that
if like the human race vanished in a hundred
years You'd never know even existed like everything
would be gone a per I mean and under dirt and
stuff like that There would be stuff that survives
but like hey my house The roof is good for maybe
30 And that's if there's nothing that comes through
and destroys it Yeah, but like okay if the roof
is destroyed the rest of it's gonna start rotting
So yeah in a hundred years the house is just
about gone The concrete might kind of be here
and there but it doesn't last forever either.
So what is left of us? The dinosaurs the dinosaurs
exactly what's left precisely in the Amazon and
and Papua New Guinea areas tribes describe thunder
lizards or or a pterosaur like flyer. In Papua
New Guinea, the ropen is a bioluminescent pterodactyl
alleged to hunt at night. So it's a UFO. Oh,
that's what that sounds like to me. It's like
a pterodactyl that glows in the dark. That's
that's kind of that's a sticker. That's we gotta
remember that. We can totally make one. Don't
let us forget. Like and subscribe for that sticker.
Yeah, yeah something I don't know Oceanic survivors
such as the Megalodon of giant shark not technically
a dinosaur but often lumped in the same I think
of sharks as being dinosaur like in my head.
Yeah, or the koala can't Sorry, man, the koala
pee I'm making up words exactly. Look it up this
this thing that lives in the water apparently
Thought extinct for 66 million years, but found
alive in 1938. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait has
proved the word the Coc looks like cloaca Nope,
that's not it. But it's it's a weird word. All
right, it's a thing Don't bother people they
found one I guess in 1938 and they thought it
had been extinct for millions and millions of
years Well, they did it with dodo birds. I mean
we have We have stuff of that like they didn't
go extinct until not very long ago I didn't know
that I thought they'd been extinct for a while.
Oh, no, it was like 1900s or away Well, it might
no it might have been before that but I think
it was like right around when america was established.
I don't know I don't know if only we could look
it up only we knew a person if only I knew how
I could find out just ask them if you could just
You know figure it out Now I gotta know why while
you do that. I'll continue this last one the
uh In Antarctica and there's underground ties
it says There's where this is where it gets wild
Antarctica's vast ice sheets supposedly preserve
frozen dinosaurs or hide warm sub glacial pockets
like geothermal valleys where they thrive Where
the dinosaurs like would live in these like like
a ice greenhouse is kind of like what sounds
like yeah, okay Theories link to how earth ideas.
Oh, I don't know I was gonna say I got it right
here. So this just in This just in the dodo when
extinct in the late 17th century with most evidence
pointing towards 1662 as the last reliable Relatable
maybe I have all siding. How accurate was their
ability to the count those the population in
the 1600s? Oh awful. It would just This was the
last time that somebody reported, oh, I saw one
kind of thing. But like, okay, that's not that
long ago. And they have some like preserved remains
of them because it's only within the last 400
years. And what if there is some in a little
pocket somewhere that survived? And that's just
a dumb bird. Look at the sturgeons. And everybody
eats their eggs and caviar all the time. But
like that thing's a prehistoric dinosaur. Yeah,
those things get those things are huge. Yeah.
Yeah. Like for a long time, they even they thought
that they were a fossil record dinosaur thing,
too. And then, oh, they exist. Never mind. And
they're delicious. Are they? Yeah, I've had sturgeon.
It's pretty good. I don't think I've had it.
You can catch them down on the Columbia River.
Let's go. Right, right. Oh, OK. And so, so let
me see, I think there's a little spots in an
aircraft worth in it. Well, man, that's a lot
of words going on. A lot of syllables happening
right now in Antarctica. Yes. Yes. There are
these potential warm pockets under the ice. Well,
it could be any volcanic activity. Yeah, that's
true. Also, there's this links to theories of
the hollow Earth. Idea, which is where entrance
at the poles lead to inner worlds full of prehistoric
life Some claim Nazi expeditions in the 1930s
and 40s found these the found them and then hid
the information So that's where they went They're
Nazis. I I the dinos. I there if you seen that
that I knew it There's a movie with like zombie
Hitler riding dinosaurs. Yeah. Yeah, he's riding
the trans source Rex Yeah, like that sounds cool.
It doesn't I haven't watched it. We should just
start doing that movie review, screw all this.
You remind me of a funny part in another movie.
It's not related, I'll talk about it some other
time. So that's where Will Ferrell ended up with
the zombie Nazi. Middle Earth. Yeah. He went
right to Middle Earth. Yeah. So where did I leave
off here? Somewhere. So why hidden? Who knows?
Conspiracists say... Museums and big science
of suppress fossil sightings to prevent To prevent
to I'm sorry to protect evolution narratives
or oil interests. So it's about the money the
oil money Everything is about money dinosaur
equal fossil fuel myths Supposedly, okay. I don't
know others tie it to elite control like Live
dinosaurs could be weaponized or studied into
secret studied in secret labs That would be cooled
if they weaponized dinosaurs look you That's
a good idea. I think yeah, that's probably good
Evidence in itself that they probably haven't
because I think we would see that. I mean isn't
that Burst it We're even talking about dinosaur
weapons, yeah fallout The death claws were like
a weapon. Yeah, just unleash them. Yeah That's
pretty much what that is Yeah, and they did in
Jurassic Park. They made the dinosaurs that could
follow orders and do stuff. See Everything has
been done. I feel like yeah, I feel like if they
were doing that for real like we would see it
Most likely and then they'd get out and it'd
be horrible. You know, you know that Alien the
same same thing. They all the aliens were this
weapon thing. Yeah, that's true See everything's
been done Yeah, yeah with a ID fakes and drone
footage new evidence like blurry video surface
often it ties in the flat earth or ancient alien
theories Popularity spiked in 2020s with viral
tik -toks and shows like ancient aliens. I love
that show I love that show as well. Just cuz
that guy is He is the show and as we expect most
experts dismiss this whole this whole idea of
Dinosaur still being there fossil records show
clear extinction and sightings are folklore misidentifications
or Just people just trying to pull a fast one.
I guess no, but it's fun speculation thriving
on what if and real just rediscoveries like the
That one hard one. It was hard to say this Cola
can't coca -cola coca -cola. I want to say Filo
scene with I know that's not it. I've heard that
word before That's a, I heard it on Joe Rogan.
This episode is brought to you by Joe Rogan.
Not really. I don't want to get in trouble for
saying that. I mean, no, I mean, obviously not.
But in a roundabout way, it is. In some shape
or form. Yeah, it all ties back to Joe Rogan.
Exactly. I wonder if I can, I wonder if I can
a thousand years when the archaeologists find,
you know, Joe Rogan Descriptions on whatever
they're digging up, you know, they're gonna be
like who's this ancient hero? Yeah, you That
is a whole conspiracy. It must have been a legend
Yeah, I I almost guarantee like I put my money
on that I wish they'll find an old hard drive
with pictures of him like in his taekwondo uniform
He was he's obviously an ancient warrior. Yeah,
I mean it's it's like the same thing as Bruce
Lee cuz I remember growing up Every kid was like
Bruce Lee could basically do anything. He walked
on water I mean literally I heard somebody telling
me and I believed it because we didn't have internet
to look it up Yeah, and at least compared to
any other one story. It's just some kid I heard
he's like he could punch so fast That when he
punched into a bucket of water, it wouldn't make
a ripple And like my brain was like this You're
stupid. That's not a thing like if you shoot
a gun in the water It doesn't go so fast that
I didn't see yeah a ripple but Bruce Lee punches
stupid kids. I mean that was like the old what
became Chuck Norris jokes and stuff but like
a hundred percent like There's stuff that they
faked with Bruce Lee and people just started
believing it. Yeah, and it's like this myth and
legend What do you think Joe Rogan's going to
be like? Oh, I'm a karate expert or MMA. Then
he narrated MMA. He beat everybody up in one.
So he just talked about it. And then he basically
pioneered podcasts where he would just sit there
and talk with his friends and people want to
listen for what reason? I don't know. I mean,
nobody listens to this one. So I'm just going
to complain about it and say that YouTube is
shadow banning and gating us. And that's the
problem. It's not because we saw us and then
look at Joe Rogan and his he he basically is
one punch man. He was so strong his hair fell
out. Yes. That's pretty much the story. He vetted
podcasting and somehow became friends with Tesla.
Elon Musk and they went to Mars together and
That's the end of the story and no one's ever
seen him again. Yeah. Yeah, it's like something
and he disappeared into legend You know, I hope
nothing ends up happening to him because he seems
to be into too much things You know, that's when
you know too much Things can happen and I just
like would like to extend prayers out to him.
Yeah, I guess Cuz yeah, I you know what? Okay
I don't even know if we went from dinosaurs being
real and then now it's just like Joe Rogan. It's
the Joe Rogan show. But I feel like this is important
and maybe it's because I'm just dumb. If he didn't
have podcasts and he wasn't talking with Elon
and Elon didn't buy what is now X, we would definitely
have a different president. We definitely have
a different vice president and not to get into
all the stuff that's going on with that right
now, because it's just not what we're here for.
And it's not fun. And people get really upset
for no reason, kind of. Yeah. And it's just it's
too sensitive. But imagine how different things
could be just because he didn't do podcasts or
wasn't into the things that he wasn't. And that
didn't attract somebody. Other people that he's
talked with like it's the butterfly effect. That's
true You know with Ashton Kutcher and look at
all the conspiracies surrounding that dude now
with that whole crew. Yeah, I mean That's just
I only know about one of them. I mean I well
that guy Danny who got thrown to prison Yeah,
and I don't even know anything about what happened
with that. But I think he got caught doing some
like weird stuff with kids I don't even know.
I don't even know. I shouldn't have said it.
I don't know. I could be wrong. I don't know
you guys. I don't know. I only know what I hear
from other people and it's probably not true.
Yeah, it's 100 % not true. No, but we do know
he got in trouble and I think he went to prison
or something. I do know that. I'm pretty sure
he's in prison. But for sure just what does that
lifestyle lead into and like how did Joe Rogan
not get into that? He's just like he's got that
willpower was just like nope, I'm not into that.
So just didn't didn't affect him Yeah, well,
I guess when he already got all the money Well,
but what then was Bill Gates's problem, he's
got all the money, but he's still like well those
guys want power I Mean, well, yeah cuz that you
can never have enough but I mean you could you
can have All right, you can have enough money
because it becomes this problem. We're like I
have to spend it because We've talked about that
car museum because we just went to this car museum
and it's like, yeah, you know what? All this
is just like, I got to spend the money or somebody's
going to want to take it. Kind of what it is.
We might talk about that on another episode.
Oh, yeah. Well, leave a comment and tell us what
we should do or something like that. Or because,
OK, there's a place. We're really good at this
today, just like who? Zooming off to, I don't
know where. There's this place called the LeMay
Car Museum, and it's the LeMay family that probably
owns your garbage disposal locally, and there's
some stuff behind it. Anywhere there's money,
there's gonna be weird things. Weird activity.
There's a lot of money to be had, weird stuff
happens. And yeah, and even then, even if things
didn't happen, people will just say things, man.
That's true. I mean, people just make stuff up.
I mean, you know, we all went to school. I mean,
I can't think of anything in particular, but
you know, like, somewhere out of nowhere, something
started that, oh, Mike did this thing. And you're
like, what are you? No, I didn't. Or I remember
I was down at this playground and this kid was
up at the top of the hill and we saw him. We're
like, hey. We should do this with like our ring
finger and he won't be able to see it and then
I told on myself like we didn't but we didn't
do that, but did you come and tell you that because
I didn't But you know like just stupid stuff
like that happens all the time Yeah, kids are
dumb. Yeah, look at me. Yeah Well, it's not me.
I think we should end it right there That was
good way to wrap it up that that works for me
because I were I'm I'm Tell us your theories
about hidden dinosaurs, because we didn't get
to them. Yeah, we didn't. You know what we know
now. Yeah, nothing.