So, are you Yeti? Boom! Yeah! We're back! Yeah!
Gotta hit some of those in the middle of that.
Gotta get it. Man, now the air horns are like
super loud, but... Everybody's really happy that
we did it. You got to hit buttons. That's what
you do. It's like an early morning show. That's
it. Welcome back, everybody. Yeah, yeti or not,
here we come. Check us out on all those social
media things. We got our Spotify and a bunch
of whatever you get podcasts and that's going
to be our audio only kind of version. And then
we are on YouTube. We were doing some deep dive
investigations going out on site. Acting like
morons. We got some more of those coming up.
Oh, yeah, we got some plans of stuff in the making
So with that said we had some sort of new topic
here Yeah, well, I don't remember what what it
was So I was watching YouTube as usual as I do
I was scrolling through YouTube shorts and I
saw one came up and it sounded like an AI video
But it made me start thinking about it and it
said more or less was saying how there wasn't
enough current like beef and stuff in them Available
marketplace to sustain McDonald's Consumption
of beef. Yeah the food that they sell and so
people are thinking like where's this where's
this meat coming from? Where's Well, either that
or what are we eating? Is it really meat? You
know, and so I started looking more into that
and apparently like that's a that's a legit Question
to be asking because it sounds like there's some
something happening. So it could be spooky story
time already. It could be. Before we get into
our whole article here, I've heard, and I don't
remember what it was, I'm pretty sure it was
a McDonald's documentary. And they said, if we
wanted to make a new Blue Blair, Blue Blair,
Blue Blair. Now I can't say it. Blueberry. Blueberry.
What's the thing that McFlurry, weird tongue
twister, they wanted to make a blueberry McFlurry.
They would be able to buy all of the world's
blueberries and they'd be out. You wouldn't be
able to buy any. So they have to strategically
buy from different markets. And maybe what they
meant was like all of America's blueberries or
something, but they have to buy from other markets
and adjust it and only buy it through a period
of time so they're not just wiped out. So it
almost makes sense like, hey, where do they get
all the beef? I don't know if it's the leading
conspiracy or possibility, but one that a lot
of people talk about is the humans. I was going
to say Soylent Green. Well, because apparently
there is a related study Well, it's only related
because it was on the same YouTube video I watched.
So I don't know how related it is. But they're
saying how for as many people die, like that
they count for, there's not enough like cemetery
plots to like in proportion of people who actually
die and want to get buried. So like to bury all
these people. So where's it going? And you always
hear stories of, you know, missing people getting,
you know, Snatched up and whatever and there's
a bunch of like dark stuff on the internet about
that I'm sure so I was on the dark web like and
then I got arrested like The they gotta be going
somewhere, you know these people well, yeah,
you know, that's and apparently all this Like
quote -unquote like literally like mystery meat
or you know Warhammer you got corpse starch That's
true. They only feed people these these insect
Creatures and and other people corpse starch.
Yeah, I don't know enough about warhammer. I
end up there There was a movie not too long ago.
I think it was called cloud atlas had Tom Tom
Hanks in it. Oh It was a weird. Yeah, I didn't
when they covered like a long time frame of like
the same two people like It's all like concept
II and I didn't watch it. Yeah. Yeah, it's Yeah,
you gotta be really smart to get that movie I
think probably or really high then you then because
then I get things yes Things are much clearer.
Yeah, it all makes sense you guys. It's those
space elves in the laser. Yeah. Yeah, well in
that movie there was a plot about how like people
were being Turned into food for other people
to eat. Yeah Wasn't that the same thing on my
that snowpiercer movie? I don't know. The only
reason why I know about the movie is because
somebody was making theories on YouTube shorts
or some brain rot crap that I was listening to
that was like, oh, the snow. So it's like, I
think what it is is there's a train and for some
reason they can't stop. It just goes around the
world. Maybe it was to one side is warm enough
or something stupid, but it just goes around
the world in this big loop and it's going through
all the snow. And then they said, Oh, this is
a theory. This is actually Willy Wonka because
look at all this stuff. And they had chocolate
bars or something. But then maybe it was actually
the movie. But where do they get all the food?
It's just people on a train. It's other people.
But enough with our dumb theories. We can get
right into the facts. Obviously McDonald's is
made of people. I did some reading into this
and as much, I guess, research as you can do.
with a cell phone on the internet. You can do
everything. I put some time and I looked into
it. I feel pretty comfortable about bringing
this one to you guys. Okay, well, let's deep
dive into it. Or we can cheat it. Yeah, we don't
use the effects enough. I need to remember we
have them. The human meat in McDonald's food
conspiracy theory is one of the most shocking
and enduring fast food myths alleging that the
chain secretly incorporates human remains often
specified as those of as children into its burgers
nuggets and other products. Proponents claim
that this explains that addictive tastes in McDonald's
food ties into elite satanic rituals or child
trafficking networks for adrenochrome harvesting.
and points to massive cover -ups involving FBI
raids on factories where human meat was supposedly
found in freezers alongside beef. What? Yeah.
That's a lot. And as I was reading... And as
I was reading... As I was reading that... I just
realized how dead on... hit the head on the nail
there, nail on the head. We don't go into politics,
and I'm not going to, but the closest... thing
politically I'll say about any of this is as
I was screaming right now I was thinking if this
is actually true and we're putting this out there
for him to listen to like we might make some
enemies hold on this makes this this makes insanely
good sense you guys so if if anyone knows anything
about this if there's any whistleblowers or anything
first off just know like I'm not suicidal Are
you suicidal? No, not today. I mean, when I go
to work, sometimes I'm like, man, I just, I don't
really want to do it. No, I love where I work.
No, it's, I'm not going to say it. It's not about
the place or anything. It's just, it's work.
Yeah. That's all. It's just like, oh man, you
get up and you got to be here. You're literally
there for more than you spend time with your
family. I come home and by the time I get home
and eat dinner or I only really have like four
hours to sit there and before I got to go to
bed. And so basically I'm not getting into anything.
I'm sitting on my phone. If this is a lesson
to anybody, get off your phone and do something.
And it makes me sad because I wish I could spend
that four hours. Hey, I could come. We can hang
out and do the podcast and do some constructive,
at least. Instead, I'm sitting on my phone with
my thumb on my butt. And that's great and all.
But anyway, besides all that, I had to get that
out. I love my job. I love my job. I do. I really
do. All right. Back to our scary story here.
All right. Believers often cite hidden clues
like the slogan billions served as a dark reference
to cannibalism or assert the global supply chain
Demands which is like six point five million
burgers a day Okay, six five million burgers
a day is what these they so they sell six six
seven except the other way The demands couldn't
be met with cow meat alone implying a sinister
alternative source the theory gained major traction
from a 2014 satire satire coal satirical satirical
this time i can say the word on on uh some some
website who cares yeah i'm not sure i want to
read that one uh somewhere that name of that
website credible source it's nothing like terrible
bad but it's just pornhub it's it sounds like
something else and i don't want to get confused
that anyway Which fabricated a story about human
or child remains being discovered in an Oklahoma
City McDonald's meat factory complete with fake
FBI quotes and claims it affected 90 % of US
locations So somebody might have fell in the
meat grinder for real how Now okay, I mean accidents
happen just thinking of percentages. Okay, it
was what? six million Six point five million.
Okay is what I said Okay, just call it six million.
How many people are in America? What is that?
300 million, I think. Okay. So what percent of
people get a McDonald's burger? A lot, dude.
Oh, totally. Yeah, but like, okay. I mean, if
you're a big back like me and you go to McDonald's
and you always get two cheeseburgers, not just
one. That's it if everyone did that then that's
at least what 3 .25 million people a day going
to get well Yeah, but like percent it Call it
three hundred and three percent I can't number
only I'm only a quarter Asian, and I'm not math
and right now for some reason so one one percent
Half a percent so half half a percent 0 .5 %
of people go and get McDonald's a burger So you
could round it up because maybe they don't get
a burger 1 % of everybody in America goes and
eats at McDonald's a day. Mm -hmm. That's it
I Know I bet it's more than 1 % It's I mean,
it's gotta be it's gotta be but even then save
you with 10 % of everybody in America goes and
gets McDonald's every day It's only 10 % of the
pop, man. So what I need you to do, I only need
that 1 % of America to go out and leave a comment
and go. But it's weird, because like, OK, but
everybody seems to love McDonald's, but it only
takes that little percent. And McDonald's has
how many billions of dollars to spend on advertising
alone? What's their total revenue? I don't even
know. If I had to guess, I would say at least
like, 15 percent of people a day Yeah, it's just
it's that could be way off. It's just crazy Like
how many people listen to popular? podcasters
like the number one it's still only you know
a few percent of Everybody in America that listens
to it and you know, you just got to capture that
small percentage So go out and like and subscribe
on our YouTube. I couldn't said it better myself
No, it was an interesting thought that I had
that, like, you only need this teeny bit to have
a huge influence over everybody and do whatever
you want. And I got sidetracked. I was thinking,
how often does somebody end up, you know, something
happens and it goes into a grinder? And you just...
I wondered that too. I mean, obviously, if I
lost my hand and it went in with everything,
I'm going to be... Yeah, my hand I'm not gonna
just not say it's like like a rubber glove out
of your pocket or something or well that yeah
Yeah, cuz they're probably you know, you're you're
in you're deep We gotta stop for a second so,
you know instead you're just like yeah and I
mean, there's a certain percentage of rats and
cockroach that can be in all that kind of stuff
cuz like It's not Again, it's a small small percentage
that like it basically never happens, but it
does Just like a nurse giving you the wrong drugs.
Yeah, it's not supposed to happen No one likes
to happen and it happens, but it well exactly
it does happen it needs to not but it it's gonna
so Yeah back to our story. All right So news
that raid spread rapidly is real news Screenshots
variations include a notorious fake Rabi Finkelstein,
whoever that is. That's got to be a beta name.
It reminds me of Ace Ventura, Ray Finkel. Maybe
it's Rabbi, R -A -B -B -I. Is that Rabbi or Rabi?
I think that's how they say Rabbi. Rabbi Finkelstein.
That makes sense. Rabbi Finkelstein. Oh, now
it all makes sense with the conspiracies that
we will not talk about. Finkelstein so he had
an interview which is like a and I said anti
-semitic. I'll see now exactly see we're not
yeah We're not you know so so the supposed Jewish
leader admits supplying a ritual sacrifice victims
to McDonald's or misattributed videos of unrelated
body parts Body part raids. That's gross being
passed off as McDonald's supplier Suppliers get
like busted and stuff. So instead of panty raids,
it's by far. Yeah. Yeah recent 2025 twist on
platforms like X link it to E. Coli scares shrinking
portions like because like they're they're always
out of something. You know, they're ice cream
machines always broke. There's a conspiracy I
read about that too. Oh, so that'll be another
show of the McDonald's ice cream machines. And
sometimes there's also been reports that it's
like aborted fetuses and like traffic children
that get grounded in the patties as a part of
like a like a global population control thing.
Abortion is bad. I'll be a political on that
one. Yeah, I'll stand with you on that one too.
Yeah, it's so funny that you can't even like
for some reason. almost universally, everyone's
going to say, it's not a good thing, but then
they don't want to say it's bad. I think it's
bad. Yeah, I'll say it's bad. Yeah. It's bad.
We're allowed to have an opinion, whatever. Yeah.
That's why I didn't say where I work. Exactly.
Because I have opinions. Because I'm smart. I've
learned from my mistakes. I'm still smart. Yeah,
because that worked so well the last time. Yeah.
Leave a comment and ask us about it. No, don't.
Don't, because I'm not going to tell you about
it. Despite its viral persistence racking up
millions of views and in like the same recycled
posts generally Yeah, the conspiracy has zero
evidence has been repeatedly debunked by fact
-checkers like Snopes AP news routers and politifact
is original originating purely from satire and
hate -driven fabrications McDonald sources traceable
100 % beef from regulated suppliers, but who
who's these regulated suppliers? And who who
regulates the regulates them? What's the whole
problem? They had with like Facebook like oh
We have a third party people that we pay like
but you pay them and you could tell them this
is the answer I want and They say no Inspections
or lawsuits or whistleblowers have ever substantiated
human contamination Okay, well what but would
hold up for a sec just cuz I Just remembered
remember the the subway Mystery meat tuna they're
like, oh, it's not even tuna and like that still
spread around that Oh, it's definitely not even
tuna that they put like yoga mats in the bread.
Well, yeah, it was a bunch of but The thing is
somebody said that and they sent it to a lab
and it came back as a hundred percent tuna and
it's still To this day is a thing that they think
that it's not tuna. Yeah, I mean maybe it is
now And maybe it could be something to do with
children because we all seen what those post
person got arrested for. That's just facts. Sorry,
Subway. You got ruined by that jerk. I got you.
So. Oh, yeah, we're back on the story. I don't
know. That's what I had. OK, so. I don't even
feel like I'm doing the job. Oh, man. Oh, man.
Now I'm going to cry about something. No, I'm
not really making fun of you. I cry I cry so
nobody no, I don't when no one's looking I'll
cry sometimes sometimes but yeah, I don't I don't
talk about that. He must tell a man cuz I'm a
man No, I think you know As far as whether I
think that's true or not. I Think it's I think
it's possible. I think that Out six point five
million is a lot dude six That's a lot of meat
to be putting out every day. And I feel like
if Pete, because the other, I guess, not contradiction,
but the other theory as to where like the meat's
coming from, that people talk about is that it's
like bioengineered, like lab grown meat. Oh,
oh, did we talk about this? I don't know. It
sounds familiar. Go where you're going with it.
But I feel like if if we could do that. If that
was a method that was happening on that kind
of scale, we'd be doing that a lot more often.
Do I think it's a global conspiracy that they're
grinding up people and putting them in the burgers?
Probably not. But like everything, there's always
some sort of grain of truth in where this is
coming from. Maybe it's classified as 100 % beef,
but the way it's classified, what's 100 % or
what's beef is, is different. So maybe it's not
people or anything, but like it could be bugs
or something, you know, like that's, I'm gonna
get the name wrong. I'm sure, but there's a chicken
factory or a chicken company or farm or whatever.
And it's called, it's, it's called like, uh,
I mean, my wife was telling me about it. It's
called like a hundred percent range fed chicken.
Oh, but that's the name of the company. That's
the name of the company. None of their chicken
is 100 % range fed. Well, and that's what I'm
saying. Like, how hard is it? It's so but that's
just the name of the company. So when McDonald's
or whoever buys the chicken, oh, hey, we're buying
100 % green fed chicken, because I labeled it
that because that's what the company is called.
So that's what we're buying. Yeah, not we are
actually buying chicken that is 100 % green fed.
Yeah, and that's Yeah, exactly. And there's and
I believe I believe a hundred percent. There's
a lot of that going around. Oh You but that's
the thing. You're right. That kind of thing is
happening all over the place and I'm pretty sure
Taco Bell is one where they say it's a hundred
percent beef the pink slime or whatever the pink
Well, and like that's another weird conspirator
like oh look at the pink slime This is both to
make chicken nuggets out of like no that was
it was hot dogs It's a was it it's a hot dog
factory and then it makes sense like it's ground
up. Well, it looks like hot dog stuff Yeah, so
like if you okay if you case it and boil it up
like it's okay Okay, but then you know, they
call it pink slime and all that's the chicken
nuggets and like no it's supposed to be chicken
Yeah, well, well like Campbell's chicken noodle
soup says it's got what I was saying and People
say their chicken is 3d printed Well that is
it looks like stratified That was the word I
was trying to think of earlier when we were talking
about it. Yeah. Well, striations in your muscle,
because it's the muscle fibers. Maybe we did
talk about it, but we were... I don't think it
was on this. It was just talking, hanging out.
Yeah, because I think it was the CEO, and maybe
we should actually research it, but that's no
fun. Let's just do it from memory and get it
all wrong and put a disclaimer that, hey, I'm
not saying... We're just two dudes. I'm just
saying my opinions. I'm not Candice Owens. I
have no proof of any of this. I'm just talking,
this is what I heard people say. Exactly. I'm
not Candice Owens claiming that, you know, that
whatever her, some lady has a penis. Oh, yeah.
Whatever that. I'm like, I don't even know where
that came from. So like, I have my opinions on
that, but we're not getting into that. Yeah,
we're not. I'm just, I'm just saying, I'm not
her. I'm not going to claim anybody that, you
know, it's got extra parts or anything like that.
That's not what i'm about. We all got something.
Yeah, we all got problems Some people got bad
cat bad eyes. Yeah, some ladies have penises
You know, I don't know i'll just say my opinions
um But yeah, I think what I heard was the ceo
got recorded or something and was just like Whatever
do we even put real chicken and it's like 3d
printed meat or whatever. Yeah, they were like
I would never eat scrap Yeah, it was something.
It's like I've never eat this I can't believe
only poor people eat this or as I only poor people
would ever eat this it's made out of poor people
Why would I do? Why would I eat this? I'm a billionaire
or you know, at least a millionaire for the CEO
That dude is probably a billionaire. I don't
know But that's the things a lot to what you
don't know You don't know. What you don't know
could still get you fired, put you in jail for
something. Exactly. I mean, how many times have
you gone to go fix something and the person just
is clueless how any of this stuff works. And
you're like, yeah, you just got to hit this button,
reset. And they're like, I didn't know. But it's
this weird foreign concept that's just like beyond
what their thought process is at all. I don't
understand how this process works that they make
3D printed granules. Obviously it's true. So
it's saying that I don't know how much beef McDonald's
needs then. And I don't know how much is available
without looking it up. But my brain goes, that
doesn't make any sense. How's there's that many
cows to be processed? What's weird is even though
like This is just something I read. It's weird
that there's a part of me that kind of wants
it to be true. So you'd be like, aha, got you.
I knew it. I knew it this whole time. I knew
it. I'm smarter than you. But it would be terrible
if it was true. Yeah, it would also be really
bad. Part of me kind of wants it to be true so
I could be right. So like, this is bad. They're
all evil. They all worship Satan and sacrifice
everybody and that's how they're making the burgers.
Yeah. With that said, Wendy's never frozen patties?
Is there a thing? Yeah. For me, how is that done?
That means you're getting fresh beef every couple
days. But it's never frozen. It's just refrigerated.
But in my head, OK, so you have to slaughter
the animal and you've got to process it and then
you've got to chill it. So that means You just
have it at refrigerator temperatures and transport
all over the place to all the Wendy's and And
I mean how so it's again? I don't know how long
is good beef good straight from the fact what
it is You know what I bet it is because they
say it's never frozen patties Never frozen beef
patties see so they get the beef like the sides
of beef probably delivered to the factories frozen
frozen and then They probably stored in a big
freezer for however long it takes from to get
to it And then once it's like processing the
patties, then it's never frozen It's shipped,
you know or distributed to the locations refrigerated
You probably well and and within that makes it
a few days of it being turned into patties. It's
on a grill getting somewhere Yeah, like they
could however they were to never frozen Patties,
you know, always they're so fresh. They're never
frozen. I bet you that's what it is. Like, well,
they might freeze giant blocks and then ship
them out into the corners of the country until
they process it. And then at that point, they
don't. Or they could just lie about it. I don't
know. Yeah, but like I don't. 100 % range -fed
chickens. Yeah, like I don't know how long can
you, you know, from cow to patty, how long is
that good for? Because by the time it's at the
store, it's probably Good for you know a week
or something. Mm -hmm, but that's just because
it's at the store bought So how long did it take
to get to the store? so maybe a Few days added
on top of that. Maybe that's quick enough for
Wendy's can get them all over the place I said,
I don't I don't I don't really know but it's
dumb questions like that That I say and other
people put out there that make these conspiracies
And make it fun for us. It's good to ask questions.
Ask questions. And I think it's good for the
people out there who are trying to hide something
or cover something up. I think it's good that
they know that people ask questions. Yeah. All
right. So yeah, that's what I got. Maybe it's
humans. Maybe it's not. But I want but I think
I think we should find out for sure, but I want
to believe I think we should find out Exactly.
So do something Do something about it people