Do I remember? Are you Yeti? I don't hear you.
Oh, you know why? Because I am professional.
Professionals are we. We are back. Right. Thank
you for coming back. This is. Yeti or not, here
we come. Shut up. Shut up, you. Nobody's talking
to you. So today, we are going to talk about
something that's been in the news a lot lately,
at least in my feed. I don't know, I'm kind of
a nerd, so maybe it's not been in anyone else's
feed. But there's a comet out there. I was going
to say something else, but they're calling it
a comet. That would have been rude. So I didn't.
Anyway, comet. So Three Eye Atlas, have you heard
of it? Have yes, okay, so tell the audience in
case they don't know all right, so I'm gonna
tell you my layman version and Then I'm gonna
tell you what? The Internet's what AI says it's
gonna be yeah, that's been the whole experience
Kind of learning of exactly how our show is gonna
work Us just asking AI things. I mean like what
should we do right now? And then it tells us
we're like, oh, it's a good idea Let's do it
and you know, it gets you thinking but everybody
is like, oh AI overloads are gonna take over
Mike. No, no, I don't think so. It's got its
place For making me not have to write up an article
and I can read it and just make fun of it Yeah,
so if it gets too good or now we don't have you
know, we won't have the pocket Anyway So in 2025,
I say they, I'm not sure who they are. Science.
But scientists. Scientists. Scientists in a room
with computers and telescopes discovered there's
an interstellar body. Apparently it's really
big too. It's not like a little thing. It's pretty
big. Oh, I know it. And it's coming from some
other star system, some other solar system. Yeah,
it's not the trajectory. I don't even know if
I said that right. It's not from here. It's going
to zoom past or something. Yeah, pretty much.
It's on some people. We'll talk about this in
a minute. Some people are saying it's coming
here. Some people are saying it's on the way
to somewhere else. Whatever it is, it's supposed
to become relatively close to us at some point
in the future. And that's a big deal. I guess
if you're into asteroids or comets or whatever.
Where is it currently though? In space. Oh, thank
you. It's on the way. Did it go past the sun?
I think it has. So it goes on this big out and
about boop out and back from what I'm gathering.
And it's come through once or twice already.
I'm pretty sure every time it's gotten closer
and closer, there's some people saying, oh, it's
going to hit. But it's like a million miles away.
That's so close. Oh, I know. I don't know, dude.
I've had this conversation many times, like,
it's so close it could go between the moon and
here. And it's like, that's like a half a million
miles or something. That's still pretty far.
Yeah. Now, there's some people who are more science
-y than I are looking at these observations that
these scientists are making. And somehow, they're
able to determine that this thing has slowed
down. or it's altered its course at times and
stuff like that or it's sped up maybe and so
people are thinking like oh well that's intelligent
you know there's something driving this thing
if it was just a rock it would just be doing
its normal thing every time and while I say yeah
true I also say well if this is a thing from
some other star some other uh solar system well
then like who knows what it's going to do because
we don't have any like frame of reference you
know but it's fun to think about what if so Yeah,
well, don't sell yourself short. I mean, you
got a PhD in math and physics, but you're just
still a stupid American. Exactly. Yeah. So let
me read you what I got here, and then we'll get
into some of the... I got the top five conspiracy
theories surrounding the 3I Atlas situation.
Well, let's just get into it then. All right.
There it is. All right. Well, it's got to have
the spooky music. You got to. All right. This
is very alien vibey too. I mean, that's true.
This is a little phase. Yes. Thing in there.
Yeah. Yeah. All right. In July, 2025, the Atlas
telescope discovered three I Atlas three I slash
Alice the three I guess because the third one
they found and the I stands for interstellar.
Okay. So I know Joe Rogan kept kind of like three
AI and then he, cause he's really big into like,
Oh, we're going to awaken AI God or AI president.
Nah, I don't, I don't think so. How yeah, you
know why because this podcast hasn't hit a big
yet and it's it's guided everything we've done
I don't want to be the next guy who's like no
Joe Rogan's wrong about this and this is right
because He's got a lot of more influence. Well,
that's how we get that's how we get the the views
is like Joe Rogan is wrong. We'll just If if
if we different opinions, please reach out to
me and I'd be happy to use my number Yeah, call
me. All right So three iatlas the third confirmed
interstellar object ever detected and the first
true interstellar comet a massive 10 to 20 kilometer
ice and dust body they say 10 to 20 because i
guess it's longer than it is narrower yeah oh
man i'm glad we don't have the video going right
now all right we could hook that up but uh Massive
10 to 20 kilometer ice and dust body from another
star system that roared roared through the inner
solar system in a hyperbolic trajectory reaching
perihelion, which I guess is the Closest it gets
to us. Maybe do this sounds like a tool song
Perihelion that could be one. There you go. That's
a good one Reaching perihelion on October 29th
at 1 .4 a you you want to use it an astronomical
unit. Okay, which is the distance from the earth
to the sun. So 1 .4 times that distance. That's
how close it came. So not at all. So it's it
went it was pretty far away still. Yeah. Okay.
US government shut down from October 1 and November
12 delayed us delayed NASA's public data releases
creating information vacuum that assured the
internet was there to fill that space force.
However, saying that Is it possible that maybe
this asteroid is the one that actually caused
the government shutdown? Or did the shutdown
cause the asteroid? We're just asking questions.
Or am I just an ass? Probably, I'm just dumb.
Creating information vacuum that allowed wild
speculation to explode online. Claims range from
it being an alien mothership deploying probes
near Jupiter. Not probes to Uranus but probes
to Jupiter. That's an unfortunately To a government
orchestrated blue beam Psyop for fake invasion
to an end times harvesting quote -unquote event
despite NASA's November 19th image release an
unambiguous scientific confirmation of natural
cometary activity outgassing OH radio lines,
whatever that means and a dusty tale the most
persistent conspiracy circles bolstered by Avi
Loeb's public 30 to 40 % could be artificial
estimate. I don't know who Avi or Avi Loeb's
is, but if he's only 30 to 40 % sure, that's
probably not the stat I'd go with, but all right.
I guess, I mean, tell your kids like, I don't
know, we're gonna go to McDonald's 30, 40 % to
dead, are we going or not? So his could be artificial
estimate, could continue to insist that 3i Atlas
is extraterrestrial technology cleverly disguised
as a comet which its upcoming Jupiter flyby in
March 2026 now is the next anticipated reveal
moment. So while NASA's November 19, 2025 image
released in data dump firmly classified 3i Atlas
as an international as I'm sorry as a natural
interstellar comet complete with OH Radio signals.
I got to find out what OH means, but probably
overly high radio signals. I don't know. They're
overly high and classic outgassing, which I imagine
is the gas is coming from underneath because
it's the side that faces the sun. Yes. Yes. Melts
gas. Okay. We want to get in. We'll finish this.
All right. Whatever. Most likely here means the
theories. I skipped a spot. Oh, darn. Conspiracy
circles on X and fringe sites haven't back down
most likely here means the the theories Gaining
the most traction based on an engagement expert
endorsements like Abby lobes I'm probably pronouncing
that wrong. I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry, man an
alignment with observed anomalies eg trajectory
tweaks chemical oddities And ranked by a prevalence
and plausibility in these communities. Here is
the rundown So these are the top five conspiracies
surrounding this thing. Okay. Do we want to do
the conspiracies now or do our own personal take?
Let's do that. Let's do our personal takes on
this right now. Oh, okay. Okay. So what do you
think about this? I think that's tough, man,
because it's doing some weird things that we've
never seen before. Yeah. But it's also coming
from a place we know nothing about. So it could
be totally natural and normal. I imagine stuff's
coming in and out of here pretty regularly. And
so I don't know why this one is making such a
big deal just because it's like coming from so
far away. Yeah. But I'm more interested in like
what it's made out of than what it's doing. You
know what I mean? Well, yeah. The reason why.
I'm concerned. I'm not concerned, but interested
in that is just because like all of the the heavy
elements and metals and stuff like that here
on Earth that we're aware of on our periodic
table. All from a parent from whatever a lot
of that stuff was created in in stars or in star
explosions and stuff like that. And so what we
have available to us in those materials, that's
we only know that from one star system. And so
maybe there's like some other cool Stuff in this
big rock that we don't know about yet like the
element 115 that Bob was always talk about Yeah,
like maybe it's got a bunch of that in there.
You never know. Yeah, and you know it just It
makes me think Which is a bad thing apparently
if you didn't see one of our shorts I've heard
this argument and it's funny coming from where
I used to be to where I am now Just in life,
but I've heard arguments about Religion and atheism
and back and forth and all this and I've heard
a lot And oh god, I can't remember the guy's
name Ken Ham Yeah, I've read a book. I've read
a couple books by him. Yeah I don't necessarily
agree with him a hundred percent, but I feel
like he's one of the extreme ends where he and
a Is it Ken Ham that I think? There's another
guy that I hear a lot too. You have the other
end where he debated Bill Nye, I think. And I
remember watching those years ago and it was
just like, Bill Nye is totally just destroying
him and schooling him. And that was a thing for
a while. It was like, Ben Shapiro owns the stupid
college libertard. Like, okay. But the problem
is we're both just picking this extreme side.
and we're not really communicating what we're
trying to say. So like he was saying, what we're
understanding in science is we're looking at
the speed of light and it doesn't change in a
vacuum in the perfect circumstances and things
do change it to a degree, depending on the medium
it go through, blah, blah, blah, science. And
then the other end where it was like, oh no,
see, it's this thing. And what they're trying
to say is, okay, from what we can tell in measurements
and using science, the speed of light is this,
using that universe looks like it's this old.
But then what the other side is trying to say
is, what if that wasn't always the case? What
if it's changed? How would you ever know? What
if all of reality is being produced right now
because you're in the matrix? There's a thing
about that. And that's the thing. So if it's
producing it as is, what's to say that it hasn't
changed, that it's changing as you go? That's
a good point. So I don't know, I guess I just
feel like I get older and I think instead of
people communicating both sides of saying like,
oh yeah, but is it possible the speed light used
to be different? And the other side goes. Well,
you're retarded. Stop saying retarded. How dare
you think of something so true? Why do you question
the science? And then it makes me get back to
another weird random thing. Like, well, that's,
that's what they say is like, okay, well, if
you don't believe in God, you start replacing
it with something else. And this is where we're
getting to our personal beliefs and whatever
it's our podcast. So we'll do what we want. It's
true. If you don't have that, you replace it
with something and that's the idols thing. So
people have this. Religion of science. Yeah,
and and and simple questions like, you know,
what is this thing? Well, they try to explain
it away with science last for me and you know,
it's all you it can't be aliens like well You
know what? It could it could be some of the reasons
that they try to use are a big leap Yeah, but
I mean and I might get some so I might get some
flack for saying this but Whatever. This is how
I really think and feel about it. I mean There's
like as far as it pertains to this particular
situation with asteroids and comets and stuff
like that like there's parts in the Bible where
it talks about like it paints a situation where
Using metaphor. It sounds like they describe
like an a meteor hitting the earth Yeah, there's
lots in the future stuff like that and there's
there's all sorts of stuff in the Bible about
things in the sky and stars and moons turning
colors and all sorts of stuff like that, you
know, there's also a bunch of Well, not a bunch,
but there's also parts in the Bible that either
refer to books that are not in the Bible or there's
parts in the Bible that say a guy heard something
from the Lord or from God or from an angel and
then was then told, don't say this to anybody
else. And so I have to infer that the Bible then
is not, the Bible might be everything that we
need, but it's not everything that there is.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So like it's
We've said this back and forth, and it's funny
because you said some of this stuff before at
work. We're like, you know what? I don't have
all the answers. I'm just a guy. I think everything
is probably far more weird than we can describe
and figure out. So take it with a grain of salt.
And that's kind of what we've been doing with
everything. And it's been cool that we're just...
Half the time we go and look at something. We're
like this is we're trying to figure this out
Just like everybody else is on whatever the topic
we're talking about. Yeah We're no experts or
leading authority, but we just we have the same
questions a lot of the people asking Yeah, we're
just as dumb as we were exactly. We're just like
you were just like you really dumb And but that's
the that's the fun part about talking about I
mean you remember that show blossom. Oh, yeah
Yeah. Well, she was on talking about it with
some scientists. Isn't she like a scientist herself?
Yeah, she's like a neurosurgeon or something.
Something like that. Yeah, she's Bruce McGill.
Yeah. So it's it is weird seeing everybody's
opinion. And it's funny that if we interject
God things into this comment and it's just ideas
out there. But you know that that side would
be like, that's totally stupid. You guys are
stupid. But then they'll still come up with Oh,
we don't know why it varies in its light signature
by up to 10 times different. Like, what is it
rotating in one size dark? There's a lot of stuff
we don't know about a lot of stuff. What is your
appendix? I don't have one anymore. I don't know.
I just heard a 96 year old lady call up my girlfriend
and she's like, my appendix burst. And then they
were like, well. We're not going to operate because
you could die. I mean, that's what I heard. I
mean, they were like, well, if we put you under
anesthesia, you know, you're old, you could die.
Mike, if you don't do anything, isn't she likely
to die? And they're like, well, let's just see.
I'm pretty sure they told me like, hey, if we
don't cut you open, you're going to die. That's
what I've always heard. But then like, well,
but she's 90. Mike, is it an insurance? It's
got to be insurance. I don't know. We're just
asking questions. It's a conspiracy. Don't you
I guess the point that I was trying to make it
that was just so like I don't know man. I don't
know I mean, I'm a believer and I believe in
the Lord and all that but like There's a lot
that I still don't know and there's a there's
a lot that in the book that I called God's Word
that says like you're not gonna We're not telling
you about this right? There's a lot that's like
hey, you just you're not gonna get it. So yeah,
it's okay. That's okay. That's okay because Because
I got everything I need well, that's supposed
to be life were We're like way off topic, but
whatever, this is life. It's like when you go
through a video game, like a long video game
for the first time, it's cool, man. You don't
know what's going on, and it's the deal. But
once you beat it, then you're like, oh, well,
this is just the story. It's more fun not knowing
what's around the corner, I think. It's more
fun, or else it'd be super boring. Maybe that's
part of it. Maybe it's not. Maybe it is and isn't
at the same time. So let me just preface whatever
I'm about to say about aliens and hell all that
like I Don't know man. Use your own. I don't
know use your own brain power, you know that
That's I'm just good. I'm just reading words
on the screen right now. I don't I don't know
man. I'm still Trying to figure it out. Yeah.
Oh, okay So we kind of said our opinion without
getting too too deep off of the track here was
but what? What does good old Grok, our AI overlord,
tell us it could be? Now, I'll be honest, a lot
of times we kind of like, give me something that
is fun. Tell me about the aliens with the meme
amounts. And it just kind of goes, all right,
you got it, dude. You got it, boss. So, naturally,
the first thing he gave me was aliens. Okay,
we'll get back into it. So conspiracy number
one. You know what, we should do this probably
in five to one, right? Well, too late. I already
started. I already said the first thing. Well,
sure. Yeah, next time we'll do different. All
right. Number one, alien mothership deploying
probes. The front runner three I Atlas isn't
a comet, but a massive extraterrestrial mothership
using icy camouflage to Scott. to scout our system,
potentially releasing similar probes or drones
near Jupiter in March 2026. Proponents cite its
hyperbolic path grazing planetary hill spheres.
I don't know what that means. Identical for a
gravity assist or drop offs science, non gravitational
acceleration at perihelion science define pure
orbital mechanics. Okay, so it's not moving the
way they think it should be. Yeah, well, they
don't know what dark matter is so that's true.
So they just call it dark matter Yep, and entry
direction matching the 1977 Wow signals origin.
Oh, I didn't know that. It's a world of warcraft
No, no, you know about the wow signal. No. Oh,
dude. Okay, so back in Okay, hold on. No, this
keep the music. Oh, it's still spooky. Yeah,
this still goes with oh, okay back So spooky
some radio astronomers using like the radio telescopes.
They picked up this signal Coming from like way
deep in space and like they don't know it's it's
got like I guess some sort of Intelligent design
to the signal. Yeah itself, you know, but no
one knows like where it came from what it's about
but it's like undoubtedly like this is like a
Thing sent to us. Okay, that's that's what the
Wow signal is. It's but it's just sent out there
Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And like you can go
on YouTube and you can type it in and it'll show
a little video and you can hear the signal. It
sounds, dude, it kind of sounds a little bit
like this. Oh, oddly enough. Um, Harvard's Avi
Loeb. So I gave him, uh, it gives us a 30 to
40 % chance, uh, shot calling it a Trojan horse
that could clear meteors from its path intentionally.
So like maybe it's got some sort of like force
field on it or something that pushes the stuff
out of its way. Okay, because it hasn't like
crashed where I guess maybe it could have hit
something and it didn't. So they're like, oh,
it's force fields. I don't know. It's got to
be force fields. Yeah, naturally. Exo politics
researcher. How would you like to have a job
in exo politics? Alien politics is that what
that means ex? Exo politics is exo biology is
like alien Biology, so exo politics I get I alright
well Michael Sala I'll just say you know what
I really got deep renowned exo politics researcher
Michael Sala tries it tries Ties it to secret
space programs with remote viewers sensing reptilian
energy Reptilian energy look close. Oh Yeah,
so check out our episode on jay -z night, please
yeah, go go like and subscribe to that cuz uh
You know we could do a whole episode on just
trying to get them to talk to us We should do
it probably do that At some point. Yeah, that'd
be cool. I mean anyway Anyway, so that's that's
the first theory aliens we think it's an that
people think it's an alien spacecraft coming
our way to either learn more about us or Pull
some sort of shenanigan. I don't know man, but
aliens. That's that's theory number one. It's
an alien spaceship Well, that's because it's
it parts of it are breaking off and they're like,
well, I mean that could be little ships and stuff.
Yeah, okay just a personal mind experiment there.
Probably not, probably not. It could just be
like pieces falling off it as it's going. More
likely that it's just a rock of stuff and things
are falling off of it as it comes closer to the
sun. I think that's totally possible. Now doesn't
mean that it's not an alien spaceship. Yes. Either.
I'm not gonna lie to you. There's a big part
of me that hopes it is, man. That's been the
thing is like... I want it to be something crazy.
Yeah, you know, it would make it so much. It
would make it so, uh, so much more fun for it
to be a big deal like that versus like, Oh no,
it's just a rock. Yeah. I mean, but how much
of that is life? We're just like, look at this.
It's a rock. That feels like so many things though.
But I'm trying to make something that it's not.
Yeah. But you're right. How much more fun would
all of life be? If it's like, no, guess what?
The aliens came. We're like, you guys are doing
everything wrong. When he says Trojan horse too,
that didn't work out so well for the Trojans.
Yeah. Hopefully it's not. Or the condoms. Get
them in. These things are terrible. I guess.
Theory number two. Government Psyop or Project
Blue Bean. You know what Project Blue Bean means?
No. I believe it's a government operation to
make a false flag event out of aliens, like invading
Earth. Okay. Now, this is where we haven't...
We've tried to steer away from pure conspiracy
because there are too many I think if we just
steer from the government conspiracy Sort of
umbrella there's too many Things that the government
does do that doesn't make sense that they don't
That we can't know It's just too many questions.
That's why we haven't done Just pure conspiracy,
but that that's a good one. Yeah, well The government's
also got a history of doing a bunch of really
crappy things Yeah, I get secret and then years
down there like oh, yeah, that was us Let's just
look at the Epstein file and that's that's why
we haven't done that. MKUltra or any of that
stuff Yeah, well and it turns out a lot of that
stuff The crazy stuff is turns out through a
bunch of that stuff was true Yeah, like they
tried to control people's that they tried to
control Marilyn Manson's mind Charles Manson.
I always say Marilyn Manson because like he's
Whatever, same guy, right? Charles Manson, they
literally used him, and the FBI pulled him out
of jail several times, and it's all in this book,
and you can't write about it without getting
sued if it's not true. So, you know, if it's
not true, then go ahead and sue him, and I can
say that it's not true. Yeah. But, so, Government
SciOp, Project Weaving, says, the whole 3I Atlas
hype is a Mossad CIA orchestrated psychological
operation to stage a fake alien invasion via
holograms. I've heard other people talk about
this too, actually. I remember that here in holograms.
And that was back in the 1990s. People have been
talking about this project Bluebeam. Paving the
way for global control or a quote new world order.
Delays in date release. Delays in date release
there's a question Shutdown cover anomalies CGI
for media. Dr. Stephen Greer calls it fear -mongering
to just justify militarizing space budgets with
or while Sala flags lobes Israeli Intel ties
as the front man. Okay. Well dudes got some connections
man. So Exactly. I just wanted to interject something
there if I was the government And I didn't want
to release the Epstein files. That's exactly
what I would do is, hey everybody, look at this
weird thing that we don't know what it is. Oh,
get talking about that. And then, you know, now
they are doing it. It's been so back and forth
with everything. I don't know what's real anymore.
Yeah. Well, I was on side note, I was listening
to a podcast by a guy and he was saying like,
even if they did like say, say they really do
release those files. Yeah. Are you gonna believe
that that's all it is no already? They're gonna
be like well They did they messed it up so bad
from the get -go like no one's gonna believe
anything they say now Yeah, so they could just
tell us anything Yeah, you know what I mean,
and that's the same goes for the the damn meteor
Whatever they do like I don't know me Totally
could be if they did it kind of worked so I mean
look where we're at now everybody is it's a It
kind of falls back to what I was saying about
everybody just picks their baseball team side
where it's like no it's this one like not I think
everything's probably a bigger mix than we all
want to admit that mm -hmm then it really is
yeah, and it says here the UN's asteroid warning
program is Spun is prep for the show. That's
what they called the show this this thing coming
by yeah, so Don't know man. It says even meme
coin pumps such as like the dollar sign atlas
coin. I guess that's a thing now, too As like
the distraction and this one's likely due to
historical percent precedents like Roswell PsyOps
and current UAP disclosure buds So there you
go it is a government PsyOps end of story, but
it's the end of the show So yeah, so far sounds
like that's probably more likely than aliens
I still hope it's aliens, but I think it's probably
more likely that. Well, I mean, how many people
are just paid? How many people are actually paid
to protest? And I didn't even know this was a
thing. Oh, yeah. And that's like a big, it is
a thing where they'll just pay people to go protest.
Yeah, dude. People didn't believe it. I was like,
Evergreen College, we're not far from it. They
will give you college credits if you go to protest.
Not just. Paying the protesters, but you got
to pay the guys to drop off the pallets of bricks
You got it. Oh, yeah for the people to organize
these protests like there's a lot of money goes
in that stuff, man Oh, yeah, and then you go
down there and like what do you protest? I don't
know. I don't know spray paint this guy's restaurant
because Whatever is Trump sucks. I don't know.
I guess yeah Anyway, let's get back to our spooky
stories. I'm just getting irritated thing about
all that. All right number three artificial Engineered
artifact building on loaves and Michio Kaku's
warnings. I know he is yeah, he's that the That
a physicist fellow. Oh, okay. Yeah, you know,
you know the Asian one. Oh, yeah This That doesn't
make sense three I alice as non natural tech
perhaps as a solar sail or thruster equipped
probe for an advanced civilization explaining
its impossible speed boosts, such as the four
arc seconds of predicted path, off predicted
path. I don't know what that means either because
I'm just a guy. Oh, wait, that was a part of
it. That's why that was the big intriguing thing
that, you know, they just like, well, I don't
know. And then it's really easy to throw in whatever
but apparently they think it would go a Certain
path and maybe that you know, then this is the
problem with everything. There's so much information
out there That it's really easy to remember what
I heard Totally wrong get it wrong. Yeah, and
because that was Something to do with the trajectory
and they're like well if you were gonna if we
were gonna launch a rocket You can't just power
it through somewhere. You need to Fly by a planet
and let the gravity suck you in a slingshot around
it and and and that's what it looked like it
was doing it's kind of grazing past the Sun and
it would get an acceleration boost was like well
that doesn't mean that it's Programmed to do
that or something coming from place. We know
nothing about well and exactly and Made of something
we know nothing about possibly. So yeah, it could
be element 151 or whatever or whatever it was
and so I mean it says Possible speed boosts like
I don't If it is if it did in fact increasing
speed, that'd be pretty I mean to me that'd be
significant because Nothing just like gets up
and goes faster all by itself. No, there's got
to be a reason given it the extra Yeah, extra
up, you know, or otherwise it would just slow
down That's my intuition. I think well, I don't
know anything. I'm not a scientist Geometric
light patterns in pre That's a tough one Geometric
light patterns in pre perihelion photos scream
structured craft because I've seen I've seen
those pictures it looks like Yeah, it looks like
like almost like a quite lights intersection.
Yeah. Yeah, but is that because it's been AI
enhanced and Far away do you like yeah, I mean
who who knows really what a good That will be
interesting as it gets closer because you'll
start getting better and better like high quality
photos of it That would be interesting because
I wasn't once they can I mean I'm sure there's
ways already they can tell what it's made out
of If it's made out of things that we know about
yeah, but we could be wrong if it's made out
of nothing something that we have no idea then
the ways we use to determine that could be like
Pointless anyway, so yeah, who knows it's all
up in here No, it is definitely aliens Hide your
kids hide your wife. Yeah. Yeah, so Juno's upcoming
low -frequency scans It's a space probe out there
towards Jupiter I think are hyped as the reveal
likelihood stems from peer -reviewed anomaly
papers not just like tinfoil crazy people like
actual people think like what when it when the
Juno flyby happens like that's what we'll get
a lot of answers from it when's that supposed
to happen in 2026 I believe okay, so Coming up
We're not late to the show. No, man. All right.
So we're going to end up coming closer. And you
know what? My guess would be we end up hearing
less and less about it as they're like, oh, it's
just this. That's what I'm thinking, too. But
we could be wrong. Let's hope that we're wrong
because everything would be a lot more exciting.
That's agreed. Conspiracy number four, religious
harvesting or a rapture trigger? No. Yeah. I
don't think it's that. For those of Those of
you who are not familiar with the rapture, it's
a concept in the Bible where towards, this isn't
that spooky, towards the end, I don't know exactly,
the whole point is no one knows exactly what's
going to happen. But there's some point where
like right before or maybe during or after things
get like really bad on earth, like God's going
to come and like save all the Christians and
take them away. And so maybe he already did and
we're just living on hell right now. And that's
referred to as the rapture. In all honesty, First
off, I'm no theologian, so I could be wrong,
but I'm pretty sure the word rapture never appears
in the Bible. That rapture's like a man -made
word to describe this thing in the Bible. Well,
let's do some research right now. Let's try this
here. Go on, on Grok. Let's see what Grok has
to say. Does the word rapture appear? Oh, it's
already trying to give me... It already knows,
dude. AI already knows. Is the word rapture in
the Bible? Give me a quick answer because I don't
want to wait because we're on it. It says yes.
Oh, it does. Oh, OK. OK. Well, apparently. Well,
anyway, that's what the rapture is. So I wanted
to clarify that super like what is this guy talking
about? The key Greek verb in this verse is I
don't even know what these letters are, which
means to snatch away, to seize or to catch up.
So but you know, like a lot of things. Just the
simple saying of follow me. Okay, well, what
does that mean? Does it mean imitate me? Come
with me literally? It can mean a lot of things.
And this was a good example. In a hundred years
from now, from this recording, when people look
back and they look at our transcripts of what's
going on, I'm like, oh man, I butt dialed. are
they gonna know what butt dial means? That's
true. Because do your kids even know what it
means when you dial up on the phone? I mean,
the kids don't even know how to answer the phone
right now. They just pick up and they're like,
what do you want? Literally like, well, why did
you call me? Oh my God, how rude do you sound?
Just be like, hey, how's it going? What's up?
Like you would normally do. But yeah, are they
gonna know? That your butt touched the phone
and accidentally called somebody or they're like,
oh no, I'm a butt means something else now I
mean a dial means something else ancient enigma
the butt dial exactly. So That's why It's good
to just take everything with a grain of salt.
Yeah, try to think about it a little bit your
Bible Okay, so apparently the rapture is in there.
All right, so this says three iatlas signals
n times with its December 2025 Earth flyby. Oh,
that's coming up, dude. December 2025. Of 1 .4
AU. Or, I'm sorry, 1 .5. So a little bit further
than it came by before, but relatively close,
I guess. But that's still more than... One time
so it's from here to this way. This is kind of
like the hey, was it Haley's Comet? Well, what
was the one where they all drank the juice? Yeah.
Yeah, that was the Heaven's Gate Colt. Yeah,
cuz they were like this Comets coming by and
that's a rapture and they're the space aliens
are gonna take us all away So we all have to
be dead when we get us. Yeah, I don't know why
you have to be dead You're gonna miss the ship
if you're not dead drink the Kool -Aid. Yeah
Yeah, I don't know. So with the December flyby
in 2025, beaming up quote unquote star seeds
or triggering a reverse rapture. I don't know
what that would look like. Millions vanishing
blamed on aliens. So like they're thinking or
some people say it's going to be the rapture
and we're just going to blame it on aliens. Maybe.
Yeah. Ties to Hopi prophesies. and Psalms 3710,
with the tail as a death angel, plasma field
laced with toxins. I don't know how, man, they're
reaching far for that. Okay. Biblical cycles,
I'm sorry, biblical cycle analysts, Bo Polny
calls it Satan's ploy to mimic God's harvest.
Astrologers link it to Saturn, the Saturn dash
Neptune conjunction for first contact. Gains
steam and rapture forms amplified by the shutdowns
silence from heaven Okay, all right, man Thanks,
Croc. Yeah, let me just say thanks. Thanks, Croc.
So you're really reaching. Yeah, but we did we
did Usually that's we're like, okay, give me
some conspiracy theories and yeah, and then the
last one matrix control construct a matrix like
control construct Okay, so now it's really pulling
out of its own. All right. It says woohoo wild
card. Oh, man. Three Eye Atlas is a holographic
or energetic matrix insert, not a physical, but
a perceptual psyop to hack collective consciousness.
Prepping humanity for AI religion or DNA upgrades.
It's behavior shifts based on observer intent
per contactees and ties to Earth's pole shift
for chaos. All right. The Swaruu channels claim
it's supervised by gatekeepers to filter real
ET contact. Less mainstream, but surging in spiritual
x -threads as it explains why data change or
data changes Post the data release so they're
saying like all people are changing the story
because the matrix is like Breaking making it
happen as it's going against I don't know man.
It says these heroic. All right. I'm sorry these
theories Thrive in the info vacuum pre -november
19. Thanks government But even government even
debunkings easy the Russian Academy's just physics
Fuel paranoia if Juno spots anything funky next
spring expect round two because he had people
are gonna go crazy As soon as they find out anything
new about it for now it peaks 2025 cosmic drama
ice rock or not people already are crazy. Yes,
so I mean Give a crazy person a rock from space.
They're gonna do more crazy things with it Yeah,
I mean look at Joe dirt. He found that crazy
rock from outer space. It's just giant junk of
poopy It's probably rewatch all that So I think
I think I don't know I want it to be aliens There's
a big part of me that wants to be aliens. There's
a part of me also that wants just to be like,
you guys are dumb, this is nothing. You guys
are so dumb. There's a part of me that wants
to come in close and just then get on its way
and be gone, you know? And everyone would be
like, oh, I guess that was no big deal after
all. Well, isn't that how everything works? It's
just, you know, everyone's like, here's the newest
thing. And then, you know, next thing, you know,
the little boo -boos are nothing. It's gone.
Yeah. You know, I think if it was a government
conspiracy, It would be it'd be being handled
even more poorly. That's what I think Yeah, I
Mean if you just this is why we don't get too
into the government stuff cuz we if we used to
get it what we did and stuff up Yes, we used
to be like that's the road. We were ahead as
political Whatever and I was like, hey we do
this again. Let's not let's not do it that way
because it's too easy to just Get fired. Yeah,
go down this road of. But yeah, you're right.
Anything to get like. I can't remember who I
was talking to about government stuff and. They're
like, yeah, but you know, government is good
for this. Sure, there's some things that just
need to get done and it kind of just has to have
money thrown at it. But tell me that you like
going to the DMV because it is totally inefficient.
Yeah, or your whole jerks to you. Well, example,
I'm talking about like think. Okay, take 9 -11
and building seven. Okay, if if the if the buildings
if it was like Is this the one that fell and
they haven't really talked about? Yeah, like
where the buildings came down and then like a
few minutes before Building seven actually fell
down the BBC reports all building seven just
fell down and then oh later and then it falls
but like It had gotten some damage from the other
buildings falling, but like not really that bad.
People were hearing like explosions right before
it came down and it even comes down and it looks
like a building implosion, you know? Yeah. And
the conspiracy is like, Oh yeah, it was the government.
Cause look at that. I'm like, well, yeah, probably
because they screwed that up. Cause if it happened
for real, like it, that building would have fell
like before, you know, or not at all. It wouldn't
have been like, Oh, it's good. And then, but
Hey, also in the conspiracy, What makes you think
that they made it a perfect demolition also?
Well, that's what makes me think government's
probably evolved cuz it would messed up Well,
I would say the most definitely are involved
in some extent to what I I don't know cuz like,
you know Like yeah, but look at the building.
It perfectly collapses. That's how they do demolitions
Like yeah, but you know, I think that they would
screw it up also if that's what they were attempting
So I don't know, you know, like hey seriously
just go to the DMV and be like I need to get
my my enhanced driver's license. Yeah, good luck.
And it's like, it's a big deal. Yeah. Why? Super
easy to go do that. Yeah. Super simple. You know,
but then you get into something else about IDs
and we're not going to go there. No. No, probably
shouldn't. Yeah. Yeah, we did it. We finished
a whole nother show. And I think it's about time
that we just lock and load up and get out of
here. Still looking for that yeti. We'll find
him. But coppers I say you