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I'll just say record and we're just gonna let

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it flow like magic. All right Sounds good to

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me. Well, where are we at? All right here Think

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things this is it show Oh recording. Oh, yeah,

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we're totally honest. We're doing it right now.

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Here it comes Wing it Yeah Yeti or not here we

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come Here we go again back at it again this time.

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We have like details and we stories prepared

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We prepared you know like a real show as much

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as you'd expect for the second time. Yeah, it's

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twice as good Yeah, at least twice Okay, everything's

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good all right. We are on our completely portable

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rig right now. Oh, yeah Okay. I'm excited. You

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gotta we gotta use the buttons. Yeah. Why not?

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That's what makes the show fun. For sure. So

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we totally have this ready to go. We're on battery

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power. We're remote location in the backyard.

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As far as way we could get. It just didn't work

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out. We were going to go off in the woods somewhere

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and we're totally prepared to do that. We're,

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you know, a stone's throw from ramp this house.

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Yeah. You know, who knows you we could run into

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some high acts. Do you know the deal with her?

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Yeah, a little bit I was about I was talking

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about like on the way here. Okay, so like what

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you got? I think she's like a 5 ,000 year old

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warrior, but it has a weird sort of English but

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not really accent So none of it makes sense.

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It's like have you heard it? Oh videos and stuff.

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Oh, yeah, she's like man spreading I'm an ancient

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warrior and channel your whatever. Trying to

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sound like Gandalf. Yeah, bad Gandalf. Yeah.

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That makes sense. Somebody I was listening to,

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I don't remember who it was, was saying that,

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there's another podcaster obviously, that they

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knew somebody that went or they, whatever, somebody

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went and... the people that invited them were

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telling them, you know, all dressed up in these

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robes and doing whatever, and they paid, I don't

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know what it was to get in, and they were like,

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hey, are you having fun? Isn't this great? And

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the person was like, no, what is everybody here

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stupid? What is going on? They're like, yeah,

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I know, it's like, but isn't this fun? And then

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they clicked and they said, oh. Oh This is like

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a big Richie rich game. It's who cares who it's

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let's go have fun. And I said damn it You know

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if I had a lot of money, I'm you're right I might

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go and just join in and you know go in the moment

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and be like, oh, yeah We're waiting for the fucking

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spaceship to show up Yeah, they believe in some

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weird stuff man So from what I gather so, you

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know, she owns a bunch of the properties here

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in town Yeah, this area is Hotbed for weird stuff.

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So it's like hey, we're step one closer. We're

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going location. So Val my wife she used to work

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at the Starbucks here in town And she said they

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would come through the line like all the time,

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you know every day like just like everyone else

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to get the coffee Yeah, but uh people yeah, but

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I guess they had a thing like they believe They

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believe the lizard people is like a real deal

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like a real thing. Oh, yeah, and apparently they

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believe from what I understand I could be wrong

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that under mount rainier there's like a entrance

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to another I don't know dimension a middle earth

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or something okay and uh in there that's where

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all the unicorns and all the mythological stuff

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is you know and but also these reptile people

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and they're they're the bad guys and so they're

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I guess they're I don't know if they're like

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allergic to copper or It scares them or whatever

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but copper is what's used to ward them off and

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that would say how like they come and they have

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all sorts of gaudy copper stuff on them, you

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know, and yeah, i've seen them out there with

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like their robes and Wizardry stuff dude. So

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hold on This makes sense why they're not out

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in arizona That's too damn hot dude for all those

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robes. Well, I mean it would make sense for lizards,

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right? But there's a lot of copper there Yeah,

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the copper state so It doesn't work. That's why

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they're up here. But I guess so you you can tell

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which businesses that she owns Because they have

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copper roofs Rooves does this tarp bucks have

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copper root or is they just they just getting

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coffee? No, they were just getting coffee, but

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but they had a one of the guys who worked there

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I won't say he was a cop now, but he put like

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a fake little like toy iguana thing like on top

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of the To try and mess with them We should uh

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Just go around and start counting the ruse Yeah,

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I know there's a few and there's the car wash

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right here and I Think the little street, you

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know, she's got a store. Yeah down the main street

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over there. Oh, no. No, I've been there I was

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like what the hell is all I've been there It's

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just like random little whatever it's just stuff

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that she sells just random Stuff they had like

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this birdcage like you could fit a person in

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a birdcage for fifty thousand dollars and i'm

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like This isn't It's it's isn't where you think

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it is. No, it's like this is just decorative.

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Yeah, it's not functional. It's it's Probably

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made in china I'm like, Oh, 100 % made in China.

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I know that this is Oh, this is my business.

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I have to spend money on this thing. Yeah. Oh,

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wait. Oh, I'm done already. Hold on. I can mute

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you check inside. We're all like professional.

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Yeah. As you don't realize how much you say.

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But I'm working on that. Yeah. Or like Yeah,

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or like like all the time he used to say that

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a lot. Mm -hmm so We'll get there Bear with us,

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but we are totally next time. I think like um,

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we're probably gonna Probably gonna go I Don't

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know where we got to just pick a spot, but I

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really just want to go at night time and just

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Have a beer or whatever We'll just talk about

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whatever comes whatever story we got planned

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out. Yeah and Totally be Locked and loaded because

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I ain't letting no damn Bigfoot not a chance

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to touch me or nothing. Nope. So This time prepared

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we're like was legit. Mm -hmm We have a story.

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All right, let's hear it. And this is all your

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fault Yeah, just so you know if this sucks Because

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you'd better take it. I'll take this one. You

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had mentioned this. You started this. You mentioned

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bat squash. Yeah, I didn't know anything about

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bat squash. So neither did I until I saw it on

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my phone. Well, and that's I realized that was

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the thing. I immediately sent it to you immediately.

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Like, yes, we I know exactly who needs to see

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this. No, no, no, no, no, bat squad. So. So I

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went to our handy -dandy assistant and said,

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hey, I need you to write me up some story here

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about, or something, blah, blah, blah. I'm in

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the middle of a show, woman. I heard she hates

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that one, so I'm just gonna say, hey, babe, baby,

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don't ever listen to this show. I might say something

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dumb and totally forget that I ever did that.

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Know my wife is 100 % gonna listen to the show.

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So damn it. So we got to really try. Yeah, okay

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Probably probably not post that first No, the

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first one was fine, but side tracks you see what

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I did there. Yeah side side tracks Val I'm sorry

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Whatever we did did whatever we do We're trying

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to be better. I promise trying to be better men.

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That's what this is about It's not about say,

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yeah, this is a self -improvement show I don't

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even know what you label this under because it

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was like, where do you like conspiracies? Yeah,

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what wasn't there? Oh, it's called spiritual.

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I'm surprised how many things there are like

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this out there. Oh I mean, we're not even off

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of I'm surprised. I'm not surprised because people

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are dumb. Oh, yeah I mean in the spirit of conspiracies

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Because we didn't want to get into the politics

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and because that led us down a bad road Yeah,

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it's really easy to get mad. But just in honor

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of Charlie Kirk Brief sidetracked mention How

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many conspiracies have already come out about

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all that dude, I know Candice Owens is over there

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ranting about He's saying a lot of stuff man

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a bunch of about bees And the university, I don't

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know. Bees is a big deal, dude. That's important

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stuff, man. I was listening to it and I was like,

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I'm just gonna turn this off. I can't anymore.

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I'm done. It wasn't even her show. I was listening

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to Steven Crowder and they were talking about

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it and how she's just going off the deep end.

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And I went, nope, I'm done. It's like something

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happened and it's bad. And instead of just leaving

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it at that everyone's got some theory about how

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there's three shooters and it's JFK Times 9 -eleven.

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Nobody even knows what that is Oh Man we need

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to you know, we could review that movie too because

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that is a great movie with JFK team team America.

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Oh Fuck yeah. Oh, yeah, so Okay, there was a

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little brief refram, but we do have a story about

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bad squash that we can try to get through and

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You know, this would be hard. But at some point

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we need to get because bat squash is reportedly

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not far from here That's that's what I read.

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So It might make sense if we just go up there

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and I fully expect this to not be real No, yeah,

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but it would be really cool if it was real You

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know, well, if we can capture it and somebody

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finds our portable rig and uploads it, it'd be

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kind of like the Blair Witch Project. Oh, true.

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You know, but it's the road cast project. I don't

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know. I'm retarded. Never mind me. So just to

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set the mood here, we got a little bit of something,

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something super spooky. So in our story. The

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bat -squatch is a fascinating cryptid. A creature

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whose existence is reported in folklore and eyewitness

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accounts, but remains unverified by mainstream

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science. Well, who follows the science anyway?

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Where are we with COVID? Often described as a

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hybrid between a bat and a sasquatch, aka Bigfoot,

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a bat -squatch is said to inhabit the dense forces

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surrounding Mount St. Helens in Washington State.

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That's nearby. That's really close. Yeah. That's

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why it's totally saying. Its name is another

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word that I can't read. Thank you, my assistant.

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Thank you, vowels. Words and things. Anyway,

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the name is basically a reflection of its reported

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bat -like wings and ape -like body, first popularized

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in the 1980s following the catastrophic eruption

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of Mount St. Helens in 1980, coincidentally the

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year I was born. Coincidence? I think not. I

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do have a hairy body. Where am I? The legend

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has endured through subsequent sightings, media

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coverage, and even inspired cultural artifacts

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like craft beer. What? I never heard of bat squash

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beer. Bat squash brew? I would totally drink

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some if I had some, but I've never heard of that.

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If that's not a thing, I mean, you should have

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bat squash brew. While skeptics attribute reports

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to misidentifications or hoax, Believers point

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to consistent descriptions and the creatures

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ties to volcanic activity as evidence of something

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extraordinary So the volcano rubbed it. So, of

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course Pat squatch is real Well, hold on. That's

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just the science volcano. Just follow the science

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obviously And if we had a joker squash we'd we

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did it in a nanana nanana bat squash Can I just

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say if you have some sort of business or something

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you're running if you don't use AI You really

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should I'm gonna take that down just a notch

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Because you're new. Oh, it's it's it's it's awesome.

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Look, it's on a loop. Okay, it dies off There

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we go. All right, just in the background just

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enough. Okay, okay I think. I don't know. We

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don't know what we're doing. Never mind us. You

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should probably quit listening right now. Before

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we start saying racist things. We will not. No.

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No. We've learned our lesson. Did we? Did we

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not? I don't know. Some say it was the greatest

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show. That's what they say. Oh, back to this

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one. Yeah. The Bat Squatch legend gained prominence

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in June 1980 shortly after the explosive eruption

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of Mike's butthole. Yeah. Mount St. Helens, which

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devastated over 200 square miles of forest and

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claimed 57 lives. You know, even though they

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told everybody, hey, you should probably get

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the hell off the mountain. It's going to blow.

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I don't do that. Well, never mind. I don't want

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to go on a random tangent there. That's what

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we do. All right. Feel like a volcano erupting

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is probably a pretty spontaneous thing Like granted

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that's like I don't know if it's classified as

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a active volcano or not. I don't know but It

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seems like there's not a whole lot of heads up

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when you get when he when goes off or erupts

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did you ever watch that there's like a little

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short film because there was a guy that lived

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on the mountain and They were like, hey, it's

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There's a lot of activity. It's probably gonna

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blow here There was a guy that lived up there

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and they like he didn't have power or nothing

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just lived in the forest basically, okay, and

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they came and warned him like specifically went

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to him. Hey Yeah, there's a lot of there's a

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lot of activities something's going on It's likely

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to erupt here. We don't know when, but it's probably

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going to go. And he's like, I'm not going nowhere.

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I lived here for blah, blah, blah years. Boom.

00:16:24.730 --> 00:16:29.289
He was gone. So they, they, they knew something

00:16:29.289 --> 00:16:33.929
was up and then people just kind of, I'm stuck

00:16:33.929 --> 00:16:36.409
in my ways. I've always lived here. It blows

00:16:36.409 --> 00:16:38.049
up. I imagine if anyone, it's going to be a bunch

00:16:38.049 --> 00:16:40.210
of people like that. Well, it makes, I mean,

00:16:40.250 --> 00:16:43.909
I, I don't completely blame him. He probably

00:16:43.909 --> 00:16:46.210
built his house out a lot. Yeah, if you're old

00:16:46.210 --> 00:16:48.789
man living out in the middle of woods like Where

00:16:48.789 --> 00:16:52.009
you gonna go your house blows up like yeah, okay.

00:16:52.009 --> 00:16:53.950
My house is gone. I guess I don't want to live

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So yeah, I'll build a new one. I guess I might

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as well just good You might be able to move in

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with bat squash. There you go right there so

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With with that I killed people So this natural

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disaster is often credited with awakening the

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creature with some theories suggesting it emerged

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from underground caves, disrupted by the blast.

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The first widely reported sightings occurred

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on June 27th, 1980, when a teenager named Brian

00:17:26.210 --> 00:17:28.349
Canfield claimed to have encountered the beast

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while driving near the mountains. So we got to

00:17:32.490 --> 00:17:36.230
track this Brian guy down. Yeah, Brian Canfield

00:17:36.230 --> 00:17:40.210
can't Cranston. Brian Cranston is any Malcolm

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in the mill, Dad? Yeah, you're breaking bad.

00:17:42.640 --> 00:17:45.900
Well, I guess we just gotta call him Brian Cranston.

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He's not too busy cooking methanol. Well, I think

00:17:50.440 --> 00:17:52.480
he's retired with that, right? Probably made

00:17:52.480 --> 00:17:57.839
like a billion dollars. So according to Canfield's

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account, as he drove through the ash covered

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aftermath of the eruption, his car engine suddenly

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stalled, probably because it was full of soot.

00:18:06.819 --> 00:18:12.539
You moron. Stop driving around. I'm sorry. I'm

00:18:12.539 --> 00:18:17.380
sorry, Brian. I didn't mean to. No, I did. We're

00:18:17.380 --> 00:18:20.559
totally sorry. I'm just going to say sorry and

00:18:20.559 --> 00:18:22.700
still be like, whatever. That was stupid. Probably

00:18:22.700 --> 00:18:24.819
whatever we're doing. A massive winged figure

00:18:24.819 --> 00:18:28.619
then landed on the hood, peering at him through

00:18:28.619 --> 00:18:31.720
the windshield with glowing yellow eyes. Terrified,

00:18:31.920 --> 00:18:34.839
Canfield restarted his vehicle and fled, later

00:18:34.839 --> 00:18:39.319
describing the camera as local media. Oh, no,

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sorry. Later describing the encounter to local

00:18:42.099 --> 00:18:46.579
media. Reporter C .R. Roberts of the News Tribune

00:18:46.579 --> 00:18:49.619
interviewed Canfield and coined the term bat

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-squatch in 1994. No, in a 1994 article that

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brought the story to international attention.

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International attention? International! Two stations

00:19:00.400 --> 00:19:03.319
probably. I've never even heard of this thing.

00:19:03.559 --> 00:19:05.900
Neither have I. That's why I was interested.

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This piece was published over a decade after

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initial sightings reigniting interest in prompting

00:19:12.359 --> 00:19:16.500
additional reports Following Kenfield story other

00:19:16.500 --> 00:19:19.500
locals came forward in one notable account liquor

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store owner. Oh It just writes itself. I said

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hey assistant get the story ready. What do you

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do? Of course you did That make that just makes

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sense No, where were we here with the liquor

00:19:51.279 --> 00:19:55.640
store owner In one notable account liquor store

00:19:55.640 --> 00:19:58.920
owner Butch Whitaker reported spotting a similar

00:19:58.920 --> 00:20:04.700
flying creature Butch Whitaker solid Wit taker

00:20:04.700 --> 00:20:08.440
I think Whitaker. I think it's a little bit easier

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to say for me Spotted a similar flying creature

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from his private plane over what? Liquor store

00:20:16.440 --> 00:20:25.039
owner fine This is good Flying around probably

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wasted that this story is totally credible. Oh

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Well, according to this, though, it was around

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Mount St. Helens midday. So, I mean, it wasn't

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nighttime. You know, so was it? I wonder how

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far after the eruption or leading up to maybe.

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I don't know. Sounds like after how far after

00:20:50.910 --> 00:20:53.730
this was. Oh, that doesn't make any sense. I'm

00:20:53.730 --> 00:20:58.069
sorry. You know, it's like night. So this happened.

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The Bat Squatch started getting heard in 1980,

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but then In 94 is when This uh, other guy saw

00:21:08.230 --> 00:21:09.990
it and that's what you've been around for a while.

00:21:10.089 --> 00:21:14.690
Yeah. Okay, so I mean bat squash is like 45 now.

00:21:15.710 --> 00:21:18.349
Yeah Give or take dude. We probably got a lot

00:21:18.349 --> 00:21:20.750
in common. Yeah. I mean he probably grew up with

00:21:20.750 --> 00:21:22.869
nintendo I wonder what his favorite band is.

00:21:23.009 --> 00:21:26.730
I don't know I mean, what's your favorite band?

00:21:27.450 --> 00:21:30.849
Dude's tool. I thought it would be tool Everybody

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loves tool. It's never As much as me man been

00:21:34.279 --> 00:21:37.920
my favorite And I don't know what it is. I just

00:21:37.920 --> 00:21:40.519
don't have as much of a connection with it. I

00:21:40.519 --> 00:21:44.539
like them But I think I've always bounced around

00:21:44.539 --> 00:21:51.200
on on different stuff so Speaking of bouncing

00:21:51.200 --> 00:21:56.099
around on things never mind Use your imagination

00:21:56.099 --> 00:21:59.859
we're trying to be Good so here. We are middle

00:21:59.859 --> 00:22:03.279
-aged bat -squatch Middle -aged bad squad just

00:22:03.279 --> 00:22:08.099
playing his old -school Nintendo Listening to

00:22:08.099 --> 00:22:14.480
tool probably work order right I Want to be him

00:22:14.480 --> 00:22:17.880
when I grow up I want to grow up to be bat -squatch

00:22:17.880 --> 00:22:24.380
Where are we here? Anyway, this this liquor store

00:22:24.380 --> 00:22:26.900
owner was flying around and saw How the hell

00:22:26.900 --> 00:22:29.619
did you see BatSquatch? I mean, he must be enormous.

00:22:30.019 --> 00:22:32.099
Well, maybe he was flying. I was just going to

00:22:32.099 --> 00:22:34.339
say that. Oh, we're on the same wavelength here.

00:22:34.339 --> 00:22:37.960
OK. So this makes sense. That's not what the

00:22:37.960 --> 00:22:39.539
story says, but that makes sense if you just

00:22:39.539 --> 00:22:41.839
looked over and was like, oh, shit, it's a BatSquatch.

00:22:42.980 --> 00:22:52.420
Holy shit. Oh, fuck, it's a BatSquatch. There's

00:22:52.420 --> 00:23:01.910
something in the wing. Some. You know what's

00:23:01.910 --> 00:23:04.029
good when you make yourself laugh, you know,

00:23:04.069 --> 00:23:05.630
that's what all my dad's friends and saying like

00:23:05.630 --> 00:23:10.990
these guys are dumb as hell I Become I am become

00:23:10.990 --> 00:23:18.910
dad. Oh Somehow somehow this is just gonna work

00:23:18.910 --> 00:23:21.910
if this just makes too much sense for me and

00:23:21.910 --> 00:23:23.990
if it doesn't I don't care We're gonna keep doing

00:23:23.990 --> 00:23:26.960
it Where are we with the story here? Flying around.

00:23:26.960 --> 00:23:31.720
I mean, we've been flying around. It's a sasquatch

00:23:31.720 --> 00:23:35.640
on my wing! I'm gonna ask Rachel if she's...

00:23:35.640 --> 00:23:38.759
She's flying around. Yes, dude. I need to be

00:23:38.759 --> 00:23:41.559
like, hey, have you ever seen a sasquatch? I

00:23:41.559 --> 00:23:44.619
mean, that's apparently how you find him. So

00:23:44.619 --> 00:23:48.680
if that doesn't work, we will go on a plane.

00:23:49.339 --> 00:23:53.420
We will go on a damn plane and we will find Bat

00:23:53.420 --> 00:23:57.440
Squad. Just fly us around. He's out there, I'm

00:23:57.440 --> 00:24:02.119
telling you. There he is! Just go there. Ah,

00:24:02.160 --> 00:24:09.420
man. Okay, right there. Back on top. Here we

00:24:09.420 --> 00:24:24.119
go. Where are we? Anyway. Liquor store owner

00:24:24.119 --> 00:24:29.400
This piece was over a decade after initial sightings

00:24:29.400 --> 00:24:31.400
reigniting interest in profiting additional reports.

00:24:31.500 --> 00:24:34.720
Okay, here we go Following Canfield stories other

00:24:34.720 --> 00:24:36.799
locals came forward and although they were okay.

00:24:36.900 --> 00:24:40.880
We're back here. There's a Not really side track

00:24:40.880 --> 00:24:45.140
Okay, so he apparently saw bad squash flying

00:24:45.140 --> 00:24:47.880
around with him but in Mount St. Helens during

00:24:47.880 --> 00:24:51.029
midday Sightings reportedly tapered off after

00:24:51.029 --> 00:24:55.809
1994, but resurfers sporadically, including a

00:24:55.809 --> 00:25:00.230
1998 claim by an anonymous trucker in Northwest

00:25:00.230 --> 00:25:03.829
Oregon who said the structure, the creature with,

00:25:04.750 --> 00:25:07.609
who said he struck the creature with his long

00:25:07.609 --> 00:25:12.109
haul truck. Dang, all right. More recent media

00:25:12.109 --> 00:25:17.009
explorations, such as a 2021, very much closer

00:25:17.009 --> 00:25:19.900
to now. Okay. All right. You have my attention

00:25:19.900 --> 00:25:22.420
now. This is something we can actually have a

00:25:22.420 --> 00:25:24.720
stick chance of like getting a hold of maybe

00:25:24.720 --> 00:25:29.720
so, okay, so so there's a 2021 episode of Fox

00:25:29.720 --> 00:25:33.400
Nations monsters across America revisiting the

00:25:33.400 --> 00:25:37.839
legend including An interview with Canfield's

00:25:37.839 --> 00:25:40.900
mother. Oh, maybe he's not around and flying

00:25:40.900 --> 00:25:44.660
over the site with a helicopter. So You know,

00:25:44.660 --> 00:25:48.079
you can trust them truckers And Fox News. And

00:25:48.079 --> 00:25:52.660
Fox News. And so, you know, not to get into that

00:25:52.660 --> 00:25:57.119
whole shenanigans, but, you know, the news, because

00:25:57.119 --> 00:26:00.859
we will go way off on that. So apparently the

00:26:00.859 --> 00:26:03.240
guy hit him with his logging truck and that was

00:26:03.240 --> 00:26:05.680
just the end of the story. Yep, I hit a bat squash.

00:26:06.119 --> 00:26:09.940
That was the end of it. That's it. Didn't say

00:26:09.940 --> 00:26:14.940
anything like you hit a bat squash. You didn't.

00:26:16.049 --> 00:26:18.710
You didn't kill it apparently did he himself

00:26:18.710 --> 00:26:24.910
say hey guys, I think I hit a bad squash Definitely

00:26:24.910 --> 00:26:27.849
the point of me if he said the word bad squash

00:26:27.849 --> 00:26:31.109
I don't think he read about that somewhere else

00:26:31.109 --> 00:26:33.529
cuz who's Who's gonna see that for the first

00:26:33.529 --> 00:26:36.430
time and then call it that? Most likely that

00:26:36.430 --> 00:26:39.329
makes sense to be like I saw this thing that

00:26:39.329 --> 00:26:41.430
looked like this I don't know what you call it

00:26:41.430 --> 00:26:45.970
or how to describe it like that's watch so I

00:26:45.970 --> 00:26:49.049
have a personal story. This wasn't directly me,

00:26:49.170 --> 00:26:51.869
but this is when I was in high school, someone

00:26:51.869 --> 00:26:55.029
I dated, and their grandma was telling me about

00:26:55.029 --> 00:27:01.049
this ghost story. OK. So, uh, you know, we need

00:27:01.049 --> 00:27:04.849
to have a pen so I can mark where I was. It doesn't

00:27:04.849 --> 00:27:10.279
matter. All right. Totally professional, you

00:27:10.279 --> 00:27:12.119
know, I've had complaints of people saying you

00:27:12.119 --> 00:27:15.059
guys burping too much on your shell. I will don't

00:27:15.059 --> 00:27:19.279
listen. We don't care what she says exactly so

00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:23.799
I Don't remember who told me the story but it

00:27:23.799 --> 00:27:27.200
was my girlfriend at the Times Grandmother who

00:27:27.200 --> 00:27:31.140
said no, she totally saw a ghost truck like oh,

00:27:31.460 --> 00:27:36.839
come on with a Ghost truck. Yes ghost truck Kind

00:27:36.839 --> 00:27:38.460
of along the same thing as what you're saying.

00:27:38.460 --> 00:27:40.819
We're like, I don't think that he probably hit

00:27:40.819 --> 00:27:43.740
bat -squatch and well, holy shit It's bat -squatch.

00:27:43.740 --> 00:27:46.980
Yeah, he probably hit something and then somebody

00:27:46.980 --> 00:27:49.819
said something which oh, you know, that's I don't

00:27:49.819 --> 00:27:51.980
know what it was It did you know and then that

00:27:51.980 --> 00:27:55.039
turns into something and yeah, our memories are

00:27:55.039 --> 00:27:58.460
not good. That's a lot cuz that's a long span

00:27:58.460 --> 00:28:02.079
of time between Dude seen it in the plane. Then

00:28:02.079 --> 00:28:04.079
then the dude hitting it with the truck. Yeah,

00:28:04.079 --> 00:28:07.430
I mean so she swears up and down apparently that

00:28:07.430 --> 00:28:10.470
there was this ghost truck and I'm like oh come

00:28:10.470 --> 00:28:13.910
on tell then tell me the story yeah okay well

00:28:13.910 --> 00:28:16.210
what happened was they pulled into this gas station

00:28:16.210 --> 00:28:19.470
and was super foggy okay that means you're not

00:28:19.470 --> 00:28:24.130
gonna see things right so your view is obscured

00:28:24.130 --> 00:28:28.210
your view is obscured so you don't know what

00:28:28.210 --> 00:28:31.430
happened that's yep this is UFO you didn't know

00:28:31.430 --> 00:28:34.190
what you saw yeah it would mean it could have

00:28:34.190 --> 00:28:35.890
been flying you don't know you just saw headlights

00:28:35.890 --> 00:28:38.529
so it's super foggy and you can see the headlights

00:28:38.529 --> 00:28:40.829
and they they see a truck pull in yeah and they

00:28:40.829 --> 00:28:43.309
said oh we pulled it in the gas station right

00:28:43.309 --> 00:28:51.609
and when we came back around it was gone it doesn't

00:28:51.609 --> 00:28:55.190
prove anything it just proves that you saw a

00:28:55.190 --> 00:28:57.589
truck you saw some headlights come in And then

00:28:57.589 --> 00:28:59.950
it kept going when you thought it pulled in or

00:28:59.950 --> 00:29:02.509
who? I don't know. Maybe it turned off its lights

00:29:02.509 --> 00:29:05.109
because it parked. And then it was gone. But

00:29:05.109 --> 00:29:09.690
it was there. And then it was gone. Not just

00:29:09.690 --> 00:29:16.630
gone, but it was f***ing gone. So, yeah, I'd

00:29:16.630 --> 00:29:19.009
be along with the same lines of that. Totally

00:29:19.009 --> 00:29:21.789
believable. Got it. The memories just, they fade

00:29:21.789 --> 00:29:29.930
after a while, so. So, Moves on to explain here

00:29:29.930 --> 00:29:34.849
in our article. Thank you, assistant. Yep. Eyewitness

00:29:34.849 --> 00:29:37.829
accounts paint the Sasquatch. Bat -Squatch, I

00:29:37.829 --> 00:29:41.450
am sorry, did not mean to get that wrong there.

00:29:41.990 --> 00:29:45.950
As a formidable, otherworldly primate, it stands

00:29:45.950 --> 00:29:48.490
approximately nine feet tall with a muscular,

00:29:49.309 --> 00:29:52.750
Bigfoot -like build covered in blue or dark silvery

00:29:52.750 --> 00:29:56.529
fur. Also has a large wiener. No, that's not

00:29:56.529 --> 00:30:02.839
in there. Talking about myself. Of course, whatever.

00:30:04.119 --> 00:30:07.319
Its wings apparently are leathery, bat like span,

00:30:08.160 --> 00:30:11.960
bat like wings spanning up to 50 feet. Holy hell.

00:30:12.500 --> 00:30:18.440
I thought the wings 50 feet. Is that? That's

00:30:18.440 --> 00:30:23.380
pretty big. I don't know about all that. 50 feet

00:30:23.380 --> 00:30:26.599
attached to elongated pinky fingers on its hands,

00:30:26.619 --> 00:30:29.490
allowing for Powerful flight, but you hold on

00:30:29.490 --> 00:30:34.029
Okay, like what's fifth I'm trying to visualize

00:30:34.029 --> 00:30:37.869
my head 50 feet Okay, so you're a person's wingspan

00:30:37.869 --> 00:30:40.730
is like about their height. So it's about six

00:30:40.730 --> 00:30:44.509
foot Okay, that's like a bald eagle like a big

00:30:44.509 --> 00:30:46.990
one, you know, and they're saying the bat squash

00:30:46.990 --> 00:30:51.670
was this big so I mean proportional at It's 50

00:30:51.670 --> 00:30:55.930
feet. It's like ten times as big So it would

00:30:55.930 --> 00:31:01.559
have to be Well, no, how it's huge dude, I can't

00:31:01.559 --> 00:31:04.420
I can't my my math isn't math and how tall is

00:31:04.420 --> 00:31:08.119
like a bald eagle I Want to say a bald eagle

00:31:08.119 --> 00:31:11.400
is like five or six feet dude tall. Oh tall.

00:31:11.400 --> 00:31:15.200
I don't know Yeah, wit wingspan wingspan tall.

00:31:15.200 --> 00:31:18.539
Maybe say it means it like good two foot Not

00:31:18.539 --> 00:31:20.000
true. I saw one on the road the other day. It

00:31:20.000 --> 00:31:25.160
was like a foot 18 inches off the ground inches

00:31:25.160 --> 00:31:28.039
for simple math call it to So it's wingspan is

00:31:28.039 --> 00:31:32.539
about three times. So if you just called it so,

00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:36.900
so it's wingspan is like 50 feet. And if it would

00:31:36.900 --> 00:31:39.839
the same sort of ratio as a bird, a third of

00:31:39.839 --> 00:31:42.900
that, I think from that corner to that corner

00:31:42.900 --> 00:31:45.819
is 40 feet. Yeah, I was going to say your fence

00:31:45.819 --> 00:31:48.619
to your fence has got to be like 50. Yes. So,

00:31:48.619 --> 00:31:51.279
yeah. But that one that have to make it. That's

00:31:51.279 --> 00:31:53.240
huge. I mean, that wingspan would be way bigger

00:31:53.240 --> 00:31:56.099
than nine foot. It would have to be like a. It

00:31:56.099 --> 00:31:58.299
could be like a 15 foot tall thing. I see where

00:31:58.299 --> 00:31:59.880
you're going with this. That's that's good. Like

00:31:59.880 --> 00:32:05.180
it would be huge. I think this is wrong. It has

00:32:05.180 --> 00:32:07.740
to be way bigger. It's unbelievable. It's gotta

00:32:07.740 --> 00:32:09.740
be way bigger. I mean the wings could be bigger.

00:32:09.779 --> 00:32:12.019
This mythical creature is too big to be realistic.

00:32:12.019 --> 00:32:25.519
I'm sorry. It can't fly. I mean... Animals are

00:32:25.519 --> 00:32:36.359
funny. Yeah Oh boy, so Leathery wings, all right.

00:32:36.740 --> 00:32:40.200
I'm just trying to picture 50 foot. I mean, yeah,

00:32:40.200 --> 00:32:42.759
you're flying around in a It's bigger than a

00:32:42.759 --> 00:32:45.000
damn Cessna when you're flying around. Yeah,

00:32:46.279 --> 00:32:50.460
dude You imagine what that would sound like Like

00:32:50.460 --> 00:32:53.079
a dragon probably yeah, I mean that's what I'm

00:32:53.079 --> 00:32:55.619
thinking like that's that's that's my mental

00:32:55.619 --> 00:32:58.519
image this i hope this has like something about

00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:02.660
dragon size what it sounds like your typical

00:33:02.660 --> 00:33:06.720
garden variety dragon your typical you know dragon

00:33:06.720 --> 00:33:12.980
obviously uh so it's it's got giant wings that

00:33:12.980 --> 00:33:16.480
threw me off it has a dog -like muzzle with sharp

00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:20.779
fangs and teeth bat -like ears and nose and piercing

00:33:20.779 --> 00:33:23.559
yellow or reddish brown eyes that glow in the

00:33:23.559 --> 00:33:26.759
light. Naturally. Obviously. That's how that

00:33:26.759 --> 00:33:32.440
works. Yeah. Oh. I was not bird -like talons

00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:35.279
on its feet for perching and crafting with enhanced

00:33:35.279 --> 00:33:37.640
agility for climbing sheer surfaces like frogs.

00:33:37.720 --> 00:33:43.619
This sounds like a D &D attribute. Obviously,

00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:48.650
I'm going to have talons. Know I'm gonna hold

00:33:48.650 --> 00:33:51.230
daggers nerd come down. I want to hold daggers

00:33:51.230 --> 00:34:00.250
like this like I Try to abduct the human Give

00:34:00.250 --> 00:34:08.210
me an agility dexterity roll Climbing sure surfaces

00:34:08.210 --> 00:34:10.670
like rocks trees it kind of makes sense. I just

00:34:10.670 --> 00:34:14.389
didn't think that it had I Mean, it's it's just

00:34:14.389 --> 00:34:19.510
it's a giant bat Not, not really like Sasquatch,

00:34:19.550 --> 00:34:22.429
but it's a giant bat. That's what I'm imagining.

00:34:23.150 --> 00:34:25.670
It's kind of like the big bat in Batman, where

00:34:25.670 --> 00:34:30.909
it's just a... I heard about... Oh, dude. Okay,

00:34:31.050 --> 00:34:34.389
so the webpage... I gotta find it out. The webpage

00:34:34.389 --> 00:34:38.030
I found, BatSquatch, also had a story about a

00:34:38.030 --> 00:34:41.050
giant bat in Mount St. Helens, or near Mount

00:34:41.050 --> 00:34:42.929
St. Helens. Well, we could cross -reference that.

00:34:43.030 --> 00:34:46.170
Yes. So we could do that. Next time at least

00:34:46.170 --> 00:34:49.590
yeah, I got okay. I'll dig that up make a mental

00:34:49.590 --> 00:34:52.710
note of something and maybe we have a What they

00:34:52.710 --> 00:35:03.210
call that docking the two things? We're the intersection

00:35:03.210 --> 00:35:04.929
of thought I don't know what that word's called

00:35:04.929 --> 00:35:07.690
right. It's like a Venn diagram Sorta I don't

00:35:07.690 --> 00:35:11.869
know Yeah, I know what you're saying, but like

00:35:11.869 --> 00:35:14.849
go could be related Yeah, I don't know. I think

00:35:14.849 --> 00:35:16.389
maybe they're one of the same, maybe, possibly.

00:35:16.809 --> 00:35:20.530
Well, like you're saying, mistaken identities

00:35:20.530 --> 00:35:24.530
and forgetting things. I mean, hell, we didn't

00:35:24.530 --> 00:35:26.010
even get into it. Because when you're seeing

00:35:26.010 --> 00:35:29.090
weird stuff, how do you get to equate it to someone

00:35:29.090 --> 00:35:31.510
else's weird stuff they saw and be like, oh,

00:35:31.510 --> 00:35:33.710
it's totally different? Well, it's like we've

00:35:33.710 --> 00:35:38.010
been saying with the Bible, and I have to get

00:35:38.010 --> 00:35:39.989
into that. We're going to get way off here, but

00:35:39.989 --> 00:35:45.019
that's fine. The book of Enoch is on Spotify.

00:35:45.039 --> 00:35:48.519
Uh -huh and I find it really interesting because

00:35:48.519 --> 00:35:52.380
The history of it it used to be one of the books

00:35:52.380 --> 00:35:55.860
that they read. Yeah Yeah, but there's so much

00:35:55.860 --> 00:36:00.199
stuff about I There's I'm like I got to read

00:36:00.199 --> 00:36:01.940
this because that was the stuff that's always

00:36:01.940 --> 00:36:05.699
interested me because there's stuff about The

00:36:05.699 --> 00:36:10.639
Archangel Michael fighting Satan and Satan and

00:36:10.960 --> 00:36:13.480
Some of these other I can't remember what all

00:36:13.480 --> 00:36:17.260
the different names for the devil Were but they're

00:36:17.260 --> 00:36:19.239
not all supposed to be the same person. They

00:36:19.239 --> 00:36:21.420
were different rankings and and just like the

00:36:21.420 --> 00:36:24.219
angels Yeah, and and there's this whole thing

00:36:24.219 --> 00:36:29.380
about all that and the angels and demons basically

00:36:29.380 --> 00:36:32.320
making nephilim which were us were a combinations

00:36:32.320 --> 00:36:36.039
of of things and I always thought that was interesting

00:36:36.039 --> 00:36:39.019
same because I wish they would make a movie about

00:36:39.019 --> 00:36:43.929
that Was it so much that the movie Noah? Yeah,

00:36:43.949 --> 00:36:46.690
but it wasn't no, but it got it got into that

00:36:46.690 --> 00:36:47.989
where they were talking where they showed the

00:36:47.989 --> 00:36:49.809
angels and I was like Oh, I didn't know that

00:36:49.809 --> 00:36:52.409
this is interesting. Yeah, so but yeah, they

00:36:52.409 --> 00:36:56.269
made a whole Bat squash they just okay. That's

00:36:56.269 --> 00:37:00.190
just that's our side ramp because Dude, everything's

00:37:00.190 --> 00:37:02.630
a conspiracy anymore. Mm -hmm. Well, you know

00:37:02.630 --> 00:37:06.769
what we're saying is If you're seeing a bunch

00:37:06.769 --> 00:37:11.460
of angels and demons or the the big spinning

00:37:11.460 --> 00:37:17.239
eyeball ball, balls of fire, chariots and stuff.

00:37:19.000 --> 00:37:21.980
If you don't know what that is, why do you describe

00:37:21.980 --> 00:37:24.920
it anymore? Exactly. So the same thing when you're

00:37:24.920 --> 00:37:27.559
like, I seen this giant, it's a giant bat and

00:37:27.559 --> 00:37:30.400
just ends up being bat squash. In my head, I

00:37:30.400 --> 00:37:32.760
pictured Bigfoot with wings. That's what I was

00:37:32.760 --> 00:37:34.440
thinking too. Yeah, I just pictured this dumb

00:37:34.440 --> 00:37:37.500
ape, just like, blah, blah, blah, just got wings.

00:37:38.019 --> 00:37:39.900
Okay, I guess it doesn't make sense but I didn't

00:37:39.900 --> 00:37:45.639
really think about it You know, I should edit

00:37:45.639 --> 00:37:49.659
that out and make a professional but Whatever

00:37:49.659 --> 00:37:56.500
But let's go let's go Isn't that what the kids

00:37:56.500 --> 00:37:59.659
say that's it that's a new term the new thing

00:37:59.659 --> 00:38:07.820
let's go It's overall appearance is a blend of

00:38:07.820 --> 00:38:13.880
a primate and Come on. I'm not good with words

00:38:13.880 --> 00:38:17.440
chinchilla chinchilla. Is it really chinchilla?

00:38:17.599 --> 00:38:24.800
Oh, I totally guess that Chiro Tyrion Oh one

00:38:24.800 --> 00:38:29.159
of those bat Just skip this word for me. Chiro

00:38:29.159 --> 00:38:34.539
Tyrion got it a gyroscopic whatever So it's a

00:38:34.539 --> 00:38:38.659
blend of a ape bat, sometimes likened to a flying

00:38:38.659 --> 00:38:42.579
dog man or diabolical flying ape. But it kind

00:38:42.579 --> 00:38:44.480
of makes sense. I wonder if you could splice

00:38:44.480 --> 00:38:49.380
ape in bat jeans or if they just won't splice.

00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:53.840
Like pick an elephant DNA? Yeah. Just won't splice.

00:38:53.880 --> 00:38:55.539
I'm glad you got that, man. Did you know that

00:38:55.539 --> 00:38:57.539
song? I'm glad. Have you ever heard that song,

00:38:57.599 --> 00:39:00.460
my lover boy? Yeah. Pick an elephant DNA just

00:39:00.460 --> 00:39:03.219
won't splice. I pick an elephant DNA just won't

00:39:03.219 --> 00:39:08.460
splice. Yeah. Dude, I'm I'm really sad. I actually

00:39:08.460 --> 00:39:14.099
wanted to name the podcast Hunting and killing

00:39:14.099 --> 00:39:17.940
Well, another show was called hunting and killing

00:39:17.940 --> 00:39:24.519
but then they they also Mysteries of the unexplained

00:39:24.519 --> 00:39:27.219
Jimbo and Ed I looked it up and there was one

00:39:27.219 --> 00:39:31.619
already I was like damn it. Oh We could hunt

00:39:31.619 --> 00:39:34.699
this southern staring frog of southern, Sri Lanka

00:39:35.539 --> 00:39:41.639
We still can But yeah, just that thank you Matt

00:39:41.639 --> 00:39:45.260
Stone and Trey Parker for for all you know and

00:39:45.260 --> 00:39:49.820
the stupid Quite frankly bulls that they're wanting

00:39:49.820 --> 00:39:51.840
to do with all we need to pull the Charlie Kirk

00:39:51.840 --> 00:39:53.599
episode You know what? They were just making

00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:56.019
fun of Charlie Kirk and he laughed about it and

00:39:56.019 --> 00:39:58.760
that's how that should be Yeah, yes, they're

00:39:58.760 --> 00:40:03.320
trying to pull the episode. I know why? Who cares?

00:40:07.469 --> 00:40:09.909
Some reports note that the creatures ability

00:40:09.909 --> 00:40:13.449
to interfere Some reports note the creatures

00:40:13.449 --> 00:40:16.909
ability to interfere with machinery such as stalling

00:40:16.909 --> 00:40:20.269
car engines EMP, huh? Yes adding a supernatural

00:40:20.269 --> 00:40:24.349
element to its profile very transformer Japanese

00:40:24.349 --> 00:40:28.030
folklore adaptations exaggerated as size to 22

00:40:28.030 --> 00:40:32.320
feet Likely due to translation errors, but no

00:40:32.320 --> 00:40:34.300
such massive sightings have been documented.

00:40:34.840 --> 00:40:36.880
I don't know. That's why I was like why is it

00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:39.699
Japanese? Where'd that come from? But if it's

00:40:39.699 --> 00:40:41.920
got a 50 -foot wingspan, yeah, I guess, you know,

00:40:42.139 --> 00:40:49.099
22 foot tall. Anything's possible. In the vast

00:40:49.099 --> 00:40:52.280
knowledge of my bat -squatch information I have,

00:40:52.300 --> 00:40:54.460
it's totally plausible that it could cross the

00:40:54.460 --> 00:40:57.739
Pacific Ocean. As an expert like me, yes, this

00:40:57.739 --> 00:41:03.269
makes sense. So it's a little bit out of its

00:41:03.269 --> 00:41:05.989
behavior here. The bat -squatch is believed to

00:41:05.989 --> 00:41:08.750
dwell in volcanic caves and dense old -growth

00:41:08.750 --> 00:41:14.070
forests of the Grinford -Pinach National Forest

00:41:14.070 --> 00:41:17.690
around Mount St. Helens, like its Sasquatch relatives,

00:41:18.250 --> 00:41:22.690
except for it likes to do it with bats. It is

00:41:22.690 --> 00:41:25.449
primarily nocturnal, emerging at night to hunt.

00:41:25.710 --> 00:41:28.429
or forage while retreating to... I almost read

00:41:28.429 --> 00:41:33.469
that retarded. It's retarded to caves. During

00:41:33.469 --> 00:41:36.489
the day for safety, reports suggest it is elusive

00:41:36.489 --> 00:41:40.489
and territorial with behaviors including effortless

00:41:40.489 --> 00:41:43.210
aerial maneuvers, backflips, and swift dodges.

00:41:43.369 --> 00:41:45.210
Oh yeah, it's going to be good at it if it's

00:41:45.210 --> 00:41:47.010
been doing it its whole life, naturally. Well,

00:41:47.010 --> 00:41:49.449
I mean, unless it's had babies, this thing is

00:41:49.449 --> 00:41:53.909
like, you know, 50 or something. Which, you know...

00:41:53.960 --> 00:41:56.980
Maybe in bat -squatch years. It's pretty young.

00:41:57.119 --> 00:42:00.280
It's still young and spry creature years, you

00:42:00.280 --> 00:42:03.900
know I'm sure you can relate like it's a 500

00:42:03.900 --> 00:42:06.119
year old unicorn in the middle of its lifespan

00:42:06.119 --> 00:42:09.780
or not It is primer. Is it an old one? It was

00:42:09.780 --> 00:42:15.679
500. I don't know But I'm sure you you know,

00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:18.639
I could be doing all kinds of we could be moving

00:42:18.639 --> 00:42:20.840
this barbecue grill around and be fine and then

00:42:20.840 --> 00:42:25.659
like I woke up and Rolled you get out of bed

00:42:25.659 --> 00:42:33.380
like ah So I'm just thinking you know if it's

00:42:33.380 --> 00:42:36.940
an old bat squash Good for it. I I need to know

00:42:36.940 --> 00:42:40.039
what it does Lottie's probably probably just

00:42:40.039 --> 00:42:44.000
smokes weed all day long for sure so sweet yeah

00:42:44.219 --> 00:42:46.300
Keeps you young. It's in the Pacific Northwest,

00:42:46.400 --> 00:42:49.820
100%. Well, I think you have to. It's in the

00:42:49.820 --> 00:42:52.880
new laws. It's in the new laws. In the high laws.

00:42:54.420 --> 00:43:02.500
It's one of those high laws. Merging at night

00:43:02.500 --> 00:43:04.860
and hunting or foraging while we're trading the

00:43:04.860 --> 00:43:06.500
caves during the day. If this makes sense, it's

00:43:06.500 --> 00:43:09.860
a bet. Report suggests it's, yeah, I already

00:43:09.860 --> 00:43:19.420
read that. Master of evasion. Say that one more

00:43:19.420 --> 00:43:23.460
time. Bob, I'm master debating everybody. I'm

00:43:23.460 --> 00:43:25.500
totally pwning all these stupid college chicks.

00:43:29.579 --> 00:43:33.579
Eric, are you master debating again? I'm sorry,

00:43:33.760 --> 00:43:42.570
mama. Man, years of entertainment. Haven't even

00:43:42.570 --> 00:43:44.550
watched that one. I just saw clips and was like

00:43:44.550 --> 00:43:48.090
damn and they need to watch this again backflips

00:43:48.090 --> 00:43:51.409
bat -squatch and Eric Cartman is Charlie Kirk

00:43:51.409 --> 00:44:02.650
These are the things that I love Its diet and

00:44:02.650 --> 00:44:06.409
cultural structure remain speculative most likely

00:44:06.409 --> 00:44:12.099
because it's not real but parallels to other

00:44:12.099 --> 00:44:19.219
cryptids. Oh damn. Implied a carnivorous or omnivorous

00:44:19.219 --> 00:44:22.159
lifestyle, possibly preying on small animals

00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:25.099
or scavenging in the post -eruption wilderness.

00:44:27.599 --> 00:44:30.780
Unlike most aggressive legends like Mothman,

00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:33.599
bat -squatch encounters are typically non -violent.

00:44:33.699 --> 00:44:36.420
Oh, this is good. I don't want to die. He's a

00:44:36.420 --> 00:44:41.150
lover, not a fighter. No, hold on. What a guy.

00:44:43.050 --> 00:44:45.670
Though its imposing size and mechanical inference

00:44:45.670 --> 00:44:49.750
evoke fear. Yeah, I get that. Some of the sightings

00:44:49.750 --> 00:44:54.170
here. There is the 1980 encounter by Mr. Canfield.

00:44:54.590 --> 00:44:59.750
It's the cornerstone of the bat squash reports.

00:44:59.969 --> 00:45:05.769
Yeah, there is a few others. So you have Brian

00:45:05.769 --> 00:45:11.320
Canfield in 1980. Mount St. Helens. It's engine

00:45:11.320 --> 00:45:16.019
stalled. You have Butch Whitaker. And that's

00:45:16.019 --> 00:45:20.940
it. That's pretty much what they said. So Butch

00:45:20.940 --> 00:45:25.579
Whitaker is the liquor store owner. The rich

00:45:25.579 --> 00:45:30.219
liquor store owner. Who flew around and saw a

00:45:30.219 --> 00:45:33.579
bat squash. So makes total sense. I hope that

00:45:33.579 --> 00:45:36.219
guy's still alive. I would love to talk to that

00:45:36.219 --> 00:45:42.280
guy. We have capability. So and not preemptively.

00:45:42.360 --> 00:45:44.719
If that ever does happen, I'm not trying to be

00:45:44.719 --> 00:45:48.599
a dick. I might come off as that, but you know

00:45:48.599 --> 00:45:51.280
what? I would love to hear what he has to say

00:45:51.280 --> 00:45:54.639
about this. Oh, yes, I would totally try not

00:45:54.639 --> 00:46:01.619
to think too much. Liquor store owner flying

00:46:01.619 --> 00:46:05.030
his plane. You could just cut the part out. He

00:46:05.030 --> 00:46:08.750
was just a pilot. Yeah, but now I'm like some

00:46:08.750 --> 00:46:15.389
old drunk flying around Not not only is bad squash

00:46:15.389 --> 00:46:20.449
go hunt at night because it's a fucking bad So

00:46:20.449 --> 00:46:24.190
how did he see this thing? Middle of the day

00:46:24.190 --> 00:46:34.829
is bad squats So I'm sorry. I forgot to edit.

00:46:34.849 --> 00:46:37.409
That's why we just put this as it's an explicit

00:46:37.409 --> 00:46:41.030
show. I'm trying to bleep it out because Well,

00:46:41.030 --> 00:46:45.809
it's funny And then you had the anonymous Northwest

00:46:45.809 --> 00:46:49.829
trucker who who hit it and he ran you just hit

00:46:49.829 --> 00:46:53.829
and quit it slaying bodies, dude There's no physical

00:46:53.829 --> 00:46:56.309
evidence such as tracks for well, obviously it

00:46:56.309 --> 00:47:01.969
flies DNA or other scientifically verified things

00:47:02.929 --> 00:47:06.130
Enthusiasts cite the consistency of descriptions

00:47:06.130 --> 00:47:09.269
around the unrelated witnesses as compelling.

00:47:10.389 --> 00:47:13.469
Though skeptics argue for explanations like large

00:47:13.469 --> 00:47:18.670
birds or diesel trucks. I see what you did there.

00:47:19.789 --> 00:47:23.190
The hell was that? Out in the middle of the woods,

00:47:23.309 --> 00:47:24.869
where'd that come from? This is gonna be the

00:47:24.869 --> 00:47:27.969
worst when we're actually out, like, in the forest.

00:47:27.969 --> 00:47:30.090
Yeah, I know. And we're like, blah blah blah

00:47:30.090 --> 00:47:36.199
blah blah. What did you hear that was like it

00:47:36.199 --> 00:47:51.719
was like a Another South Park reference Patrick

00:47:51.719 --> 00:47:55.579
Duffy leg. Yeah, there was a whole episode that

00:47:55.579 --> 00:47:59.920
they were making fun of Ghost hunter guys. It's

00:47:59.920 --> 00:48:07.460
the gayest show in the fucking world. Oh What

00:48:07.460 --> 00:48:09.780
is that what is what what is that? There's like

00:48:09.780 --> 00:48:14.480
a trail running from my leg. Oh There's some

00:48:14.480 --> 00:48:20.420
hot warm coming out on the back of my pants So

00:48:20.420 --> 00:48:28.949
they're all like That's exactly what this show

00:48:28.949 --> 00:48:34.670
is gonna be, emulating my heroes. Anyway, it

00:48:34.670 --> 00:48:36.809
sounds like experts are basically saying it sounds

00:48:36.809 --> 00:48:40.769
like people just saw things. Eagles, owls, large

00:48:40.769 --> 00:48:43.809
birds. There are vultures out here, those are

00:48:43.809 --> 00:48:46.329
some big ass birds too. That's true. Distorted

00:48:46.329 --> 00:48:49.309
by ash clouds or trauma from the eruption, kind

00:48:49.309 --> 00:48:56.329
of makes sense. So in comparison, there are other...

00:48:56.460 --> 00:48:59.119
wing cryptids here, like Mothman, which at some

00:48:59.119 --> 00:49:00.460
point we're gonna have to go, but that's like

00:49:00.460 --> 00:49:02.079
a Jersey - We'll talk about that sometime. Yeah,

00:49:03.019 --> 00:49:04.900
and um, Jersey Devil's another winged one. I

00:49:04.900 --> 00:49:06.079
didn't even know that was a thing until I saw

00:49:06.079 --> 00:49:09.579
it in Fallout. Oh yeah, cause we used to play

00:49:09.579 --> 00:49:12.639
Fallout a lot. Have you played recently? No,

00:49:12.719 --> 00:49:15.780
I was gonna and I just - They have a Jersey Devil

00:49:15.780 --> 00:49:22.760
in there now. You fucking hear that? You hear

00:49:22.760 --> 00:49:30.440
that? Sounded like a That was sass watch that

00:49:30.440 --> 00:49:46.519
nice card I Don't know what I'm doing oh You

00:49:46.519 --> 00:49:48.840
know what that that pretty much wraps up our

00:49:48.840 --> 00:49:52.219
whole This story there we don't have to keep

00:49:52.219 --> 00:49:55.320
playing our spooky. I love that I do it like

00:49:55.320 --> 00:49:57.000
that that falls asleep to that. That's great.

00:49:57.000 --> 00:50:00.719
I just sets the tone is honoring the juicy mystery

00:50:00.719 --> 00:50:04.579
flavors you folk with it Yeah, all right his

00:50:04.579 --> 00:50:09.820
bat -squatch IPA Beyond folklore the bat -squatch

00:50:09.820 --> 00:50:14.000
has permeated pop culture Oregon's rogue ales

00:50:14.000 --> 00:50:16.320
and spirits. I've had their stuff bruise a hazy

00:50:16.320 --> 00:50:20.599
IPA called Bat squash honoring the juicy. I just

00:50:20.599 --> 00:50:25.199
saw juicy mystery Juicy. All right, so they do

00:50:25.199 --> 00:50:27.480
have a bat squash brew. It's a little late for

00:50:27.480 --> 00:50:32.000
that be to be out dude Yeah, bro, well you go

00:50:32.000 --> 00:50:33.639
home man, isn't that what they do they come out

00:50:33.639 --> 00:50:35.559
here and they're like I'm gonna die I'm just

00:50:35.559 --> 00:50:37.420
gonna go sit on this and if I wake up in the

00:50:37.420 --> 00:50:40.760
morning then it's another day Isn't that kind

00:50:40.760 --> 00:50:43.340
of how you feel anymore? I just call in the bed

00:50:43.340 --> 00:50:46.670
if I wake up in the morning then all right Cool.

00:50:46.889 --> 00:51:04.809
Let's go, dude. Let's go! Yeah! What? What? Did

00:51:04.809 --> 00:51:08.610
you hear that? We don't even got to start with

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that again. That's pretty much our bad squash

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story. Totally believable, dude. I mean totally

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believable if I'm gonna say if I'm gonna sit

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here and say yeah I believe that Sasquatch is

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probably real because there's a lot of unknown

00:51:23.260 --> 00:51:26.559
stuff out there still in the woods How am I gonna

00:51:26.559 --> 00:51:29.119
be like, but that's watching one of them, you

00:51:29.119 --> 00:51:33.039
know? Entirely it's that's you know, I would

00:51:33.039 --> 00:51:36.760
love for it to be real. I Hope it is. It's it's

00:51:36.760 --> 00:51:39.420
like the X files. I want to believe it's a lot

00:51:39.420 --> 00:51:44.239
more fun. Yeah, so Here we are with the bat squad

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story that I I think that pretty well wraps up

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this unless you got more to add to that because

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Thank you assistant for writing this That made

00:51:57.059 --> 00:52:02.059
it a lot easier quality work Quality all around

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that's you got a place at this portable table

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anytime. That's that's how we do it so with that

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we can wrap up our Our bad squash story. Thank

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you. I think that all thanks for listening. I

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Mean you don't have to I'm lying you do