About time we got back to this Start off with
a little blasphemy because you know what I just
start off with Feel like that ended abruptly
we'll work on that. I don't know. Whatever whoever
programmed this this show Did it for free? Well,
they're fired now Not just that they're fucking
fired Alright, it's like we're professional.
I don't even remember what my point was. I was
gonna say something. But anyway, we're ready
or not Yeti Yeti, you're not yeti. I don't remember.
Oh, sorry Yeah Bigfoot man, here we are. It's
really west. Yeah, we're it's it's kind of weird
being back at this But I think this is the right
direction man. Yeah, we are location. There are
woods Right there. It makes sense there. I don't
think there's yetis here, but that wasn't the
whole point of the show. We just wanted to kind
of like, well, I got a story for you then. Oh,
OK. Well, well, well, we're I got to practice
this. Yeah. Oh, that work. I think so. I think
so. All right. Well, this is well. Yeah. OK.
Well, all right. We'll do it. All right. So years
ago. I worked for, before I worked at the jail,
I worked for a private security company and did
security for construction sites. And one of them
was out here by Potlatch State Park right out,
right down the road over here. Okay. And there
was a, they were building the power substation
out in the woods. There's a bunch. It was way
out in the woods, man. It was so far out in the
woods actually, like you had to go, you'd go
off the paved road onto a dirt road and there
was no address they provided us. They gave us
actual GPS coordinates out there in the woods
that this road will go towards. And so we got
there and they're building a substation and my
job was just to be there over the weekend or
overnight over the weekends to make sure, you
know, crackheads don't come and steal the copper
wire and stuff. Like millions of dollars of like
this heavy gauge copper wire like all over the
place out there. Yeah. And so that's where they
had us there. And so it was late night and it
was dark out there. Because out in the woods,
it was dark, dark, dark out there. Oh yeah, there's
no city light. Yeah, it's scary, bro. So I stayed
in my car most of the night. With the doors locked.
Yeah. And my gun. Both guns. And every little
while or so I'd turn the headlights on and take
a look around. Hold on, what the? To make sure
nothing was going. What the f*** was that? Yeah.
And then maybe sometimes I'd walk around a little
bit, but I'd go right back to my car and that
was like my little safe haven. Well, one of these
nights I was out there. I turned my headlights
on and I could see off in the distance in the
direction for which I'd come. It was like a clear
cut in the woods. There's little dirt roads on
it. I could see down towards the end of the where
the dirt road was had to have been probably Maybe
quarter mile or so the the eyeballs Catching
the sunlight or the the headlights for my car.
Yeah, so you there's like eyeballs. Yeah. Yeah,
and so I was like what I could tell by like where
they were I said well like They were too far
apart to be like something little, you know,
yeah, but like that far away how far on the horizon
we It was hard to say because it was pitch black.
Okay, so like you couldn't tell how but I had
a frame of reference from like Knowing what the
terrain looked like from being there in the daytime,
you know, okay And so I could know like well,
there's no like trees. There's no like though
There's not a raccoon perched on a limb or something
right there. There's no trees right there like
It's not like up on a hill because there's no
hill right there like yeah the way it seemed
to me that there It had it had to been some something
really tall Really okay, so it seemed like the
eye line should be there was nothing for a little
creature to be on to be at that height is what
I'm saying I guess okay, and so I was like That's
scary, dude, cuz I didn't really realize that
until the morning when the Sun came up And I
could see I'm like that's so then you have a
little bit more of a frame reference Yeah, it's
I was like that's How did I see that there when
there's no trees and like? Nothing for a little
critter to get on for me to see its lights from
there. It's it's it's not lights its eyes And
so I was like man, that's that's I thought bigfoot
at first probably probably not but uh another
night when I was out there I heard I was out
there walking around the the site And this is
the this is the the last night I did it before
I started bringing a shotgun out there with me
because I heard I heard something big in the
woods. I need something big I heard something
big in these woods moving dude like like like
trees breaking like big commotion Not that far
away, you know and I was like, dude I mean there's
bears out there obviously but but I didn't seem
like I've been bear hunting before I've seen
bears and I've never like I've never heard him
be big enough to make big noise like this is
big well Just just to try and to be fair Isn't
it mostly black bears that we have around here?
I believe so and they're the smaller ones because
like the brown bears are like Grizzlies and stuff
and they're to my understanding they used to
be I Mean, California's got a grizzly on their
flag because they're a bunch of morons They killed
all of them. So that doesn't mean there couldn't
be grizzlies here. They just kind of so like
Okay grizzlies like 10 foot if it's up there
so could could be something like that's true
but that's why I'm like well I don't know that's
why we're exploring this like I don't I don't
know but because you don't know could be anything
yeah it could have been it could it could have
been nothing yeah well it could have been some
cracking out there trying to steal some copper
wire like oh shit I mean oh yeah we're trying
to keep this you know censored as much as possible
but it's just not gonna happen because well we
don't make enough money to make that perfect
we'll get better at it well i'll try you know
whatever uh that's part of the fun yeah i mean
but i've seen so yeah you brought the shotgun
yeah because yeah i figured whatever i had whatever
was out there a little nine mil nine was not
enough it's gotta be shotgun okay i wasn't gonna
cut it but i've been out deer hunting in places
and seen and come across uh not like fresh carcasses,
but like skeletal remains of deers like that
and you can it the boat you can see bones that
haven't they're they're broken but not from like
Crush like it's like it seems like to me. They
look more like a spiral like fracture nature
Have you familiar with that kind? Yeah, that
kind of plays out. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it
looked like to me I was like you that that's
weird that I Mean, I can't imagine that how a
bear would Well, you that yeah, I mean you get
you can get spiral fractures from doing things
But it's usually because there was a weird twisting
motion, but like you're saying a bear wouldn't
I mean, maybe I don't I don't know and I only
thought that too because I had read previously
before that That from people who I guess I don't
know who are experts on bigfoot expert. Yes,
whatever that looks like. Yeah Saying that that's
what that's what they'll do when they catch their
prey is they'll like grab it Then they'll take
it but they'll break its legs. So can't run off
on them. Isn't that what like chimps do I think
so? Ask Jamie. Hey Jamie, can you pull that up?
We totally didn't copy that from anybody this
isn't this is completely original Okay, here
we go. I got a better way to frame from the question
here but like why you're pulling that up like
I I think I've heard that work because that you
know, they're everyone likes to The chimps, they
just want to be peaceful. Chimps are the most
brutal thing out there. They love to eat monkeys.
Alive. Yeah. And that's why it reminded me, like,
don't they like to, like, just eat them? Eat
them ass first. Hey, Jamie, can you hear me?
Oh, he's just going to play music. Jamie, can
you hear me? Oh, my God, dude. What is he doing?
Just figuring it out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Figured
it out. He's playing some mellow acoustic stuff.
Not bad. That American accent thing is messing
him up. Hey, Jamie, speaking to your regular
voice. Understood, Mike. Back to normal. There
you go. Now he's not so retarded. My bad, dude.
Sorry. If you were if you were sasquatch and
you caught a live deer What would you do with
it next? We're gonna find out Oh, yeah, what's
my first clue I just gave it to you. No. Oh,
I see. I see what's he's hearing me and then
hearing you and then hearing and then trying
to answer All at the same time. Okay. Well, I
gotta I gotta shut up. Okay. Okay, we'll try
it again Jamie. Let's start over you ready Ready
all right if you were a sasquatch and you would
just caught yourself a live deer What would you
do with it next? Easy dude snap its neck clean
no torture then I drag it back to the den got
it with claws No knives needed and roast the
best cuts over a fire made from lightning Leave
the guts for the Ravens Sasquatch is efficient.
You think that's brutal. We're not vegans Okay,
now if I have stumbled across the carcass of
that deer sometime later, what would I see do
you think Half -eaten haunch FEMA picked clean
tracks big barefoot splayed toes leading away
like it was no big deal Maybe a claw mark on
a nearby tree five fingers way too deep and if
you're lucky one tuft of reddish black fur snagged
on bark everything else gone wolves or vultures
rest but the smell still there sweet iron and
wet dog you'd know you weren't looking at a bear
kill dude calm down man calm your tits my god
it's way too easy it's awesome this is how i
do it five fingers all up in there Fisting for
all of that. That's got to be done. But yeah,
I think I think Sasquatch is real. I think it's
a real deal. I think. I mean, you can go drive
around out here. It won't take you too long to
get to parts in the woods where no one's probably
ever been. You know, there is a lot of people
who walk around here. What we're looking at right
now. How many people go walk around back there?
I've seen one. I mean, people do, but like, I
get in my car and drive down the road. I don't
go back there. So if there's something back there,
I'd never know. Well, and also, I mean, if you
want to tie the whole cryptid animal thing to
like spiritual entities and stuff like that,
I mean... Maybe maybe it's like there's the whole
angels demons things happening out there and
we see that we're like, oh UFOs the Sasquatch,
you know? I mean, you know I'm saying well, yeah,
cuz like we've talked about I feel like my mic
is a lot hotter than yours is oh I'm not very
close. Maybe it's the distance. Oh I'll edit
those out Yeah, we're learning as we go here
so You know, that's probably why we make zero
dollars. This was gonna suck. This one will go
down as our... This is the worst. They'll be
like, oh man, those guys on the first one, it
was bad. Those guys are idiots. But look at them
now, that's what they'll say. Look at them now,
they're even more retarded. Look at them now,
they're both bald. Look, I mean, what coincidence
is that? I'm losing my hair? And you know, it's
still sort of there, but you know, I'm still
rolling with it because... my back, I think I
have more hair on the, I've probably been, if
I walk around out there right now, I might be
the Bigfoot we're looking for. But yeah, you
were like trying to, there's so much shit that
like we don't understand. And so like the whole
Bible is just filled with like, well, you know,
that doesn't, what is that supposed to be? Is
that something that you just couldn't explain?
You know, flaming chariots? Who knows? The reason
I brought that up is because what if I mean if
if that is The situation in fact, I mean those
things have been around for a long time They
probably if they want to stay hidden away. They
probably know how to do it pretty good You know
wasn't that kind of like Atlantis what you know
if if aliens are out there Where would be the
easiest place to hide in plain sight? Yeah Under
the ocean. Yeah ocean man for sure you we'd never
find it That you don't have to go out in the
woods. You just if you got the technology to
go underwater we Would never ever see that be
gone. Yeah, but even out in the woods, man People
go hiking out in these woods every year finding
cave systems that they've never been found before
and all sorts of stuff out there oh, yeah, I
mean we went to this this cave in Arizona and
It's weird how it got found. There's a guy that
owned the property out there and some explorers
wanted to go down there and they're like, oh,
there's some caves. Well, they discovered the
caves and all that. And the owner, I guess, is
like, oh, let me guess this is two mounds. The
land's pretty flat, but there's these two giant
mounds. He's like, how did you know? He's like,
yeah, it's right there. Because when I take my
horse, when the hoofs had come over, he's like,
I hear the ground's hollow. So there's these
big caves under there, but nobody... Nobody had
ever been in there The only thing that been in
there is bats and they had to crawl through this
thing and it ended up being there connected but
I mean Nobody else had been in there until you
start exploring this is the same with We could
walk a hundred feet right now and be like, whoa
Does anybody really seen this? Probably not.
Yeah, there's probably cascade mountain ranges
totally unexplored Yeah, and that that does not
even far, you know if we go even farther up Now
we're in some weird territory. So At some point,
we're going to get off our asses. I'm sorry,
our asses. Ass. Is that how that works? That's
tough. Yeah, that's hard. Well, that's why we
have to practice. We got a lot of stuff to play
with here. At some point. Yeah, we just got to
get up and go out there and find this shit. Yeah,
dude We're gonna I swear Yeah, but Okay, so you
had And that was that was right. That was probably
not too far for me. Yeah down the road. So a
Few times you had seen eyes. We don't really
know what it is. It just seemed And again taking
everything with a grain of salt It's something
that you don't know True. So it's easy to play
tricks on your mind. So we're not saying it's
definitely Bigfoot. Yeah, but like It's something
that you didn't know and it freaks you the hell
out. So truth I Don't think I've ever had like
a Bigfoot one. I've had some stuff and like we've
talked about this before and you know finding
Spaceships and government. Oh, yeah things. Yeah,
we'll get into that some other time Or or not,
you know, we're sworn to secrecy not us. Yeah
somebody else But I Think I probably told you
about the Roswell thing What about it? Well probably
did that well, we'll we'll leave that when we
get it. We need us We need to stay on topic.
We don't Bigfoot. I Do wait wait. Yeah, I do
have a Bigfoot. Okay, that's so that's what so
One year my dad was talking to one of his friends
and he was saying how he had found Bigfoot and
that guy was Freaked out. He's it was so tall.
It was like eight nine foot tall and you know
how they have those gates For the logging roads
and stuff. Yeah, he's like it stepped right over
that logging gate Like it was nothing didn't
even have it just stepped over it didn't jump
or nothing So, I mean it had to be like ten foot
tall twelve foot tall. Mm -hmm kept picking bigger
and bigger as the story goes Well, he didn't
know though is my cousin had borrowed my dad's
gorilla suit that we had for a Few days ago And
we didn't he's like hey, do you have that gorilla
suit is Yeah, why I just wanted to go do something.
Okay, whatever he borrowed it you then it was
like a few days later He's hearing about this
story. I don't remember my dad ever told him
like yeah, I'm pretty sure that was my nephew
running around the woods and we're like That
was a bad idea. You don't think about that kind
of thing. But if you saw like, we got to hunt
that thing. Last, I don't know if they still
have it right now. But at one point, pyramid
brewing company, they had a million dollar reward
for the undisputable proof of the existence of
Sasquatch. That's it was that's how we're gonna
make a living. That's how we're making our first
million on Bigfoot. We'll just have to bring
him in. Yeah, I think also, if if Bigfoot was
actually some dude. Running around out there
in a suit or if that's where all the videos came
from like everyone's if there was that many people
out there This one trying to say if there's that
many people out there running around in a big
foot costume Someone would have been shot by
accident by now, but you never that happen not
that I've never heard it That's that's Jamie.
Maybe Jamie knows I'm gonna I'm gonna pull him
up in the chat version. So he's not so dumb now
that might work, but Exactly How many people
get shot? Dressed up as Bigfoot. I don't know.
Let me see. Has anybody ever been shot while
wearing a Bigfoot costume? I mean, these are
facts because we're asking the Internet. Yeah.
Effectively, it's what we're doing. It's sinking.
It's digging deep. Oh really? Yeah, my guy. There's
at least one wild case that fits the bill. Back
in 2012, a guy named Randy Lee Tenley in Montana
got himself killed while wearing a ghillie suit.
Basically a shaggy camouflage get -up meant to
mimic Bigfoot. He was out on US Highway 93 near
Kalispell trying to spook drivers into thinking
they'd seen Skaswatch. Two oh god two cars hit
him one after the other and that was that no
gunshot though It was a car strike not a bullet
still it shows how risky that kind of stuff can
get People have been known to shoot and shoot
at what they think is a threat in the wild and
a Bigfoot costume could easily trigger that No
solid records of an actual shooting, but the
intent of the hoax can backfire hard You think
of testing this theory yourself? No Don't my
cousin though. No Well, hold on isn't that what
we're all gonna be about we need to test this
thing Let's go see if this works out that one
dude. Yeah, that's why the two people were like,
oh I kill this thing man Back way back up. How
do you get twice? I don't know. Maybe he was
right out in the middle of the road I don't know,
but they scare people twice. Yeah once Yeah,
I don't know do that again And I wonder what
happened to the people who hit him did they get
charged anything that's what I wanted I wonder
that's you I don't know. How does that work?
Cuz I mean I was afraid for my life big fucking
right. That's like just gunned it bar I can't
guarantee I mean while that sounds silly realistically
if I'm in a situation, I don't know man I might
think like oh, man It's scary. I kill a bigfoot.
Well, hey when you're out because you were out
in the woods by yourself, right? Just garden
We would if these eyeballs come closer to you
I mean Oh, yeah. Well, I'm I'm either gonna get
the hell out of there or okay. I got my gun Yeah,
someone's gonna die something. Yeah So, I mean,
yeah, that's the only like told in your car bigfoot.
Well, yeah, and you know you I mean You were
you were you just walking around? Were you in
the car me? Yeah, I was sitting in my car So
like was it could you hit your lights? Yeah,
I turn my headlights on and it was my car is
pointing down This dirt road. Yeah, and so I
turn my headlights on and I can see way down
at the end Okay, so you could it just you is
kind of far as hard as yeah. Yeah, it's probably
about Quarter mile or so, but I figured from
that far away if it was something little I wouldn't
be able to tell the different like two two different
eyes Yeah, like you're saying if those would
have been coming towards you like I might just
run into it and be some dumbass in this ghillie
suit Yeah, cuz yeah, I might not get out of the
car. I might not shoot through the car The dude's
on the side of the highway. I'm driving down
the freeway Swerving to get him dude, you know,
yeah, I might I mean There's no car I'm driving
to maybe Yeah, Montana probably big pickup truck
is probably hit him. Yeah, but you know, oh then
my bumper big deal. Yeah, who cares? from Montana
Yeah, I figured if we wanted to go somewhere
on site, it wouldn't be hard To go we wouldn't
have to go far. That's what I'm saying. No we
we can I tried to look around here because if
you look up The area we're in like, uh, let's
see No, no, no, let's just say Washington State
Sand Squatch What's an over Olympic Peninsula,
that's that's where we're close here Who The
dark divide where's that? That's not that sounds
creepy. Oh, I guess like the main Bigfoot hunting
organization Here in this area The BFRO is what
they're called. Have you heard of them? Oh, .NET,
Reports for Washington. BFRO? Bigfoot Research
Organization? Yeah, because there was one I seen
where there was a boy around town here that said
he saw Sasquatch in his window. Oh wait, I do
have one other, it's not Sasquatch, but it is
dressing up. Okay. This is pretty funny. When
I went to Disneyland and I was like eight years
old I Really wanted this werewolf mask for some
reason and my dad's like, oh whatever and he
bought it for me Okay, I thought it was really
cool. I didn't like wearing it For some reason
but I thought it was cool And for Halloween,
oh, yeah, I'm gonna use that but I was gonna
be a werewolf slayer So I was gonna hold it because
I didn't really want to wear it and the problem
I had the way that latex smells, it just kind
of grossed me out. And then it's so cold, the
condensation in there, it was all wet. And I
was like, ah, it just grossed me out. And the
smell was like, no, just be like, I was attacked
by a werewolf. And then my dad's all like, oh,
what the fuck? I paid for this expensive -ass
mask. I'm going to wear it. It's like, eh, eh,
eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,
eh, eh. He decided he was going to do something
with it once. And so like, we didn't live too
far from my cousin's again, same family. The
Bigfoot cousin. Yeah. He's like, Oh, I got to
stop over and talk to my brother about something.
So he went over there and didn't say, I mean,
this was before we had cell phones and stuff.
So he just kind of showed up, but he turned off
the light before he got there, kind of walked
into the house and he put the werewolf mascot
just stood in the window. It was like making
some noises. Didn't tell anybody. And at some
point, I think one of the kids saw him in the,
in the window, freaked the hell out and they
run off. But, um, I think we did a lot of stuff
like that. Cause there was another time that
we were like, Hey, we should go over and say
hi to them. And so we walked all the way over
there. If we, I remember my cousin was sitting
there and he had a blanket over and he's playing.
T4C just clicking away. The forthcoming is just
like, it was like Diablo sorta. Okay. And we
didn't, it was late so we didn't want to knock
on the front door. I'm like, oh, he's right here
at the window. So I just went over to the window
and I'm like, Hey, Ryan, Ryan. Hey, but all he
heard is this little tapping on the window. And
I'm like, just look over here. I know you probably
can't see, but I'm like, come on. Hey, and he
takes the plank and he just covers up, cuffs
it up over his head. He's like, there's nobody
here. I'm fine. I'm just playing T4Z. Everything's
fine. And then so I did a little bit louder.
I'm like, hey, Ryan. He just flew up and ran
out of the room. I'm like, damn it. All right,
we'll go to the front door. So then we go to
the front door and we're like, dude, they were
over here. And he opens the door and he's got
a can opener. Oh, hey, it's you guys. What's
up, dudes? I was like, what are you doing? I
can't open her. Well, yeah, the neighbor kids
always come over here and screw with us. Are
you going to open a McCanna tuna? He didn't say
that. You know, that would have been a better
response. That's the only response for that,
dude. I mean, those are only like goofy, spooky
stories like like that, that I can think of besides.
I don't know how many times you've just been
in the woods and you, you know, you'll hear stuff
all the time. Yeah, that's a lot. There's even
though it looks like there's nothing out there.
There's a lot of stuff out there. Oh, for damn
sure. There's a lot of critters out there moving
around. You don't have to be scared of no Bigfoots,
because for sure, cougars are real. Oh, all kinds
of weird noises. Yeah. And sometimes they're
a lot bigger than you would think. I think I've
been hunted by a cougar one time. Oh, really?
Yeah, I was I was cougar hunting. There's not
a joke in there. But that's not what I'm getting
at. Oh, really? No, I was I was actually cougar
hunting out in eastern Washington and my father
lost place out there and found some tracks, found
a game trail, found some cougar tracks, started
following tracks and ended up going in this huge
like 80 acre circle and came across back to my
tracks. They were following. They're true. Oh,
yeah. Yeah, dude. It's coming after me now, man.
It's I went home. I got it. He's better at it
to me, man. I left. Well, they what? That's the
problem with those things. They're so damn quiet
that it's have you been up north of Shrek before?
Yeah. Yeah. They have it in their cougar enclosure.
They have up on one of the trees 60 feet up in
the air, this big red dot. And that's the highest
point they've seen. One of the Cougars so far
jump out of the tree and land on something. Oh,
God. He had 60 feet. I mean. Yeah, that's easily
like those first lands, even if you're even if
you're walking through the woods, looking up,
looking for Cougars, you'll never see that coming.
Good luck unless you got a flashlight. You'll
never catch that. And they say that they'll kill
you just for fun. Like without being hungry.
Well, isn't that like some of them kind of get
like that? That's that's what I heard. I don't
know. I don't know. But I heard they'll try and
come up behind you will never come up in front
of you Well, yeah, so they say like if you're
out in the woods I've seen people take like they
make little eyeball things and put them on the
back of their hats So it looks like they got
eyes back there. So the won't come up from behind
them Well, we need to remember that because at
some point we're gonna end up walking around
and I fully intent. I got a 10 millimeter I'm
bringing that If we go anywhere, yeah, so like
we're gonna be armed And maybe out of the terms
of service for everybody because you know, they're
like talk about I do what I want so Hell is that
just the next step we just get up out of here.
We also have to go to this realizing to that
There might not be Bigfoot and we might not ever
see anything out there too. Well, you know, here's
the thing about Doing this podcast. This is the
beautiful thing We have extra mics set up and
ready to go for mr Bigfoot to come and change
our mind open invitation to so If he by happens
to just listen to this stupid show Oh, we'll
just we'll just cancel that out. Yeah. Well,
I can't talk. Sorry dad can't talk right now
Well, maybe we can No You don't want to do that
We can also good time to do some researcher it's
what I Was saying I had this dream about about
Marco last night it was really weird I was at
my old house and There was some block party going
on and I walked down the street and I seen him
and I was like Marco and he Have you seen pictures
of him? He's gained weight. Yeah. Well, that's
I saw him. He was getting kind of chubby. I mean,
yeah I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be a dick,
bro But like yeah, but but like he looks like
he's built like he'd been working out too And
maybe he's got a little weight on but who doesn't
but like he doesn't look like a skinny little
bitch anymore Probably not. He got a job driving
a dump truck for his uncle. Oh, that's gotta
gotta be a badass then but yeah, like I in my
dream I seen him and he was like pretty stacked
looking I was like dude, what's up? And he came
like started running at me and he ran full bore
and just went boom But I held my ground and we
just kind of like hit and it didn't knock me
over and he's like, hey What's up? And we hugged
and it's like man remember when we used to do
a podcast and stuff like I'm sorry. We got in
all this shit. So I'm sorry You know try to keep
the show clean I don't do a very good job And
it just is what it is. So if you don't want to
listen Then don't I don't care. Is it recording
right now? Oh, yeah It's not that in there. That's
cool. So because we were We had to take a quick
break and then we came back and we wanted to
test some stuff out cuz yeah This is all new
to us. And when we were talking about Podcasts
and stuff when we first did it like It's kind
of just a mess cuz we're just like, okay, here
we go pregame Let's start drinking. Yeah That
was our show is probably let's get fucked up
show. Yes You know, and it was it was a good
time. Yeah. Oh you played Dungeons and Dragons
a couple times. I Did we record? I don't did
we I think we did I think we did probably That
that uh, not like the the real Dungeons and Dragons,
but that other board game that she oh Yeah, I
do. I I lost I lost it. So I bought it again.
Oh, yeah So I have like everything again It was
a legend Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then you got the
other one. I had the other one and it wasn't
as good Yeah, I was and I ended getting rid of
that one. I never played it anymore We I made
the family play it and they actually had fun.
They don't want to admit it but We were playing
it totally wrong Understand like it is really
hard because every time you go if you don't move
you have to pull an encounter card, but then
if you if you do you might encounter something
anyway, so like We got to the last part and people
started dying Well, it's okay. As long as not
everybody dies, we're still in it. And you're
not dead for too many rounds. We're good. So
we ended up making it, but it made it a lot harder.
But side note, it's about as hard if you play
it correctly as it's going to be to find Bigfoot
to get back on track. You see where I went with
that. Good one. Rebound. Said something about
yeti's cuz you know the name of the show, you
know, what's really awesome AI yes, it's also
brutally scary at the same time because You know,
we're just waiting for president AI to come along
starting to tell us what to do everything I've
ever tried to get AI to do Does it really good?
I? Mean not always But you have to be a human
to pick up on like all that's not right Yeah,
but usually you can get it to do what you want.
Yes, just like uh, you know the songs and stuff.
It's like, oh that's not quite right And then
it all sudden pops up like what the hell? How
did yeah, this would have taken me weeks stupid
Music's done. I mean, isn't it? I feel like it's
good and go that way. I'm kind of if it's that
easy to make a really good song Then like really
what's the point? I mean almost like I was Start
playing music and yeah, that's great and all
but don't the value that the only value that
retains long run is Just the the extra creative
creativity the extra brain to come up with something
You know on the on the human end that that's
that's the one that's gonna keep it original
like oh This is a song made by whoever but maybe
it's not really made by them It's just they're
the ones who came up with the prompt for it and
the lyrics or whatnot, you know, and yeah, you
know AI AI did your song but you're more of a
producer now than an actual musician Well, and
if you were an alien, how hard is that to hack?
For what you mean they could hack the AI and
now for sure now the aliens are controlling us
or or To stay sort of on topic. I've always thought
like, you know It was a really good explanation
of why you can't find Bigfoot because he's an
alien exactly I thought that too. So when he
gets in his ship and does this Cuz no one's ever
found like a Bigfoot Cave No, a dead Bigfoot
body, you know what that explains why he's not
You can't find it. Yes. He just he goes home
at the end of the day. Yeah, he goes back to
the mothership Well, I mean he could be like
the the damn predator too with camouflage. I
don't know. Well, I don't think that cuz then
we'd never see him Well, what if he just doing
it to screw with you? Maybe exactly maybe Change
my mind. Come on over here But what's the so
yeti's just a snow bigfoot then right I believe
so it's it's the I Was that what the abominable
snowman is to I? Don't know we was a bold make
AI tell us all right. I Mean we can get to gay
Is the yeti Same thing This is how we are we're
so good at doing Let's see here it's thinking
all right No, my guy Though their cousins in
the cryptid family Yetis the Himalayan high -altitude
dweller thinks snowy peaks Shaggy white fur built
for cold Bigfoot's the North American forest
brute darker hair more lumbering through pine.
I almost said penis Penis yeah legends differ
yet. He's Yet he's tried to boot up. I'm sorry
yet He's tied to Buddhist tales of a wild man
while Bigfoot's got Native American roots like
the Sasquatch of the Pacific Northwest size size
wise both get pegged Both get pegged at seven
ten feet, but yet he's often described as more
ape like Bigfoot more human ish no hard proof
on either footprints hair samples blurry pics,
but the train but the train shapes the story
You leaning toward one over the other? Not even
I had no idea that Bigfoot was into that or is
it yeti's that work? I don't know man. I said
they both do dude. They both get big Yeah, it's
crazy, but you know AI will just come up and
tell you so that's that's cool. I'll tell you
yeah, I'll tell you I I kind of feel I Think
I think this is the right, what we need to do
next is probably just bring this on the road.
We'll just go somewhere. I think that's the next
natural step. Yeah, we'll just pack up, be even
more awesome if we just camped out a night somewhere.
Well, I got access to my father -in -law's property
out there. It's a bit of a drive, you know, so
it's not like just a quick, like, oh, yeah, let's
go there and do this. And where is that? You
know where Goldendale is? No. What do you say
it was like let's not record this part Okay,
so yeah, basically over the mountains Eastern
wash. Yeah, so but I have keys to it I got I
got access to it. I We got my my parents they
got Acres right down the road. That's true So
like we got we got areas that we just obviously
if for an overnight situation because it's yeah
There's yeah, there's a cabin there. Yeah, you
know stuff cuz we can remote do or wherever we
want so We can do whatever want. We're adults
Yeah, exactly. I'm a grown man. I do what I want.
Oh, man, I feel like a burp. We haven't even
been drinking. That's the weird thing. You know,
you get older and I just can't drink. I'm pretty
sure next time we will. Most likely. I'm pretty
sure next time we'll make sure we we get it started
in here. Was this more like the original, though?
This is the first one. Well, yeah, we got to
ease into it. Iron it out. My body can't handle
like we used to know and Can't do that. Oh, it
was just party Well, I had it we had it go on
our favorite to where I didn't really have to
go far to get home I really had to I could have
walked home. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean We could
have done a remote but that doesn't matter but
All right, so we just came to the conclusion
here that We're not good enough to just keep
rambling like we used to so We don't we didn't
do enough research Walking into this to have
enough Bigfoot material ready to go, but we really
next next time we will yeah Well, we just really
wanted to start this because we just want to
get one on the books Yeah, well, I mean they
you got to start somewhere and I know my first
one's a plug in a suck -ass So hey, whatever
who gives a shit. Oh, I'm sorry who gives a fuck
It's great, we know exactly what we're doing.
I'm hitting all the right buttons now. You guys
are crazy. Crazy, man. Franklin lasers? Anyway
at that next time we'll do we're gonna do a little
bit more research just so everybody You know
like the zero people that listen that way Maybe
one person will say hey, this is a little bit
better. Yep. If you do listen to this Thank you.
And now now that we're podcasters again, I'll
say do the other podcasters favorite listen to
your local podcast Yeah, exactly, you know, you
got to start somewhere. I would listen to us
first, but then listen to someone else I would
highly encourage people to do this And I forgot
to say this because this is really important.
Podcasting for men is like the only fans for
women, basically. That's a good way to put it.
It totally is like morally a little bit different,
but it's it's it's kind of on the same thing.
The easiest thing a guy could do probably to
try and make some money. That's that's that's
what I'm saying. It's like how many. It's almost
very similar where how many guys go out there
and like, oh, we're gonna have a podcast. We're
gonna talk. And it's just, it's just awful. It's
stupid. How many girls go out there and like,
I'm gonna post nudes and myself. And then it
just, ew, nobody wanted to see that. You thought
people did, but they didn't. And you know, that's
sad, but you know. I'm glad that we have the
outlet to, you know, have a male OnlyFans. I
just didn't realize that that's what it was.
Without having to get naked. Yeah, we don't even
have to get naked. We just have to go out there
and talk about ourselves and, you know, say our
personal lives and look like idiots. Don't tell
the ladies about this because they'll stop doing
OnlyFans and start podcasting and we'll be done.
Well, with that, we just need to go ahead and
wrap this up because before we, we'll just keep
talking. Yeah, yeah. Stupid coppers, I say you
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