WEBVTT 00:00:16.300 --> 00:00:21.739 About time we got back to this Start off with 00:00:21.739 --> 00:00:24.260 a little blasphemy because you know what I just 00:00:24.260 --> 00:00:28.379 start off with Feel like that ended abruptly 00:00:28.379 --> 00:00:31.760 we'll work on that. I don't know. Whatever whoever 00:00:31.760 --> 00:00:39.259 programmed this this show Did it for free? Well, 00:00:39.320 --> 00:00:43.979 they're fired now Not just that they're fucking 00:00:43.979 --> 00:00:47.770 fired Alright, it's like we're professional. 00:00:47.789 --> 00:00:49.609 I don't even remember what my point was. I was 00:00:49.609 --> 00:00:52.009 gonna say something. But anyway, we're ready 00:00:52.009 --> 00:00:56.590 or not Yeti Yeti, you're not yeti. I don't remember. 00:00:56.670 --> 00:01:03.829 Oh, sorry Yeah Bigfoot man, here we are. It's 00:01:03.829 --> 00:01:06.590 really west. Yeah, we're it's it's kind of weird 00:01:06.590 --> 00:01:10.890 being back at this But I think this is the right 00:01:10.890 --> 00:01:13.230 direction man. Yeah, we are location. There are 00:01:13.230 --> 00:01:16.540 woods Right there. It makes sense there. I don't 00:01:16.540 --> 00:01:18.400 think there's yetis here, but that wasn't the 00:01:18.400 --> 00:01:19.819 whole point of the show. We just wanted to kind 00:01:19.819 --> 00:01:24.000 of like, well, I got a story for you then. Oh, 00:01:24.760 --> 00:01:30.319 OK. Well, well, well, we're I got to practice 00:01:30.319 --> 00:01:35.700 this. Yeah. Oh, that work. I think so. I think 00:01:35.700 --> 00:01:38.239 so. All right. Well, this is well. Yeah. OK. 00:01:38.700 --> 00:01:42.239 Well, all right. We'll do it. All right. So years 00:01:42.239 --> 00:01:45.500 ago. I worked for, before I worked at the jail, 00:01:46.019 --> 00:01:48.640 I worked for a private security company and did 00:01:48.640 --> 00:01:50.799 security for construction sites. And one of them 00:01:50.799 --> 00:01:53.739 was out here by Potlatch State Park right out, 00:01:53.939 --> 00:01:56.480 right down the road over here. Okay. And there 00:01:56.480 --> 00:01:58.959 was a, they were building the power substation 00:01:58.959 --> 00:02:06.420 out in the woods. There's a bunch. It was way 00:02:06.420 --> 00:02:08.080 out in the woods, man. It was so far out in the 00:02:08.080 --> 00:02:09.699 woods actually, like you had to go, you'd go 00:02:09.699 --> 00:02:12.159 off the paved road onto a dirt road and there 00:02:12.159 --> 00:02:13.800 was no address they provided us. They gave us 00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:15.900 actual GPS coordinates out there in the woods 00:02:15.900 --> 00:02:19.139 that this road will go towards. And so we got 00:02:19.139 --> 00:02:22.300 there and they're building a substation and my 00:02:22.300 --> 00:02:24.840 job was just to be there over the weekend or 00:02:24.840 --> 00:02:27.300 overnight over the weekends to make sure, you 00:02:27.300 --> 00:02:29.500 know, crackheads don't come and steal the copper 00:02:29.500 --> 00:02:31.860 wire and stuff. Like millions of dollars of like 00:02:31.860 --> 00:02:33.520 this heavy gauge copper wire like all over the 00:02:33.520 --> 00:02:35.750 place out there. Yeah. And so that's where they 00:02:35.750 --> 00:02:41.590 had us there. And so it was late night and it 00:02:41.590 --> 00:02:43.050 was dark out there. Because out in the woods, 00:02:43.389 --> 00:02:45.729 it was dark, dark, dark out there. Oh yeah, there's 00:02:45.729 --> 00:02:48.930 no city light. Yeah, it's scary, bro. So I stayed 00:02:48.930 --> 00:02:52.150 in my car most of the night. With the doors locked. 00:02:52.229 --> 00:02:56.270 Yeah. And my gun. Both guns. And every little 00:02:56.270 --> 00:03:00.310 while or so I'd turn the headlights on and take 00:03:00.310 --> 00:03:02.889 a look around. Hold on, what the? To make sure 00:03:02.889 --> 00:03:06.090 nothing was going. What the f*** was that? Yeah. 00:03:07.069 --> 00:03:10.330 And then maybe sometimes I'd walk around a little 00:03:10.330 --> 00:03:12.129 bit, but I'd go right back to my car and that 00:03:12.129 --> 00:03:16.889 was like my little safe haven. Well, one of these 00:03:16.889 --> 00:03:19.810 nights I was out there. I turned my headlights 00:03:19.810 --> 00:03:22.590 on and I could see off in the distance in the 00:03:22.590 --> 00:03:25.750 direction for which I'd come. It was like a clear 00:03:25.750 --> 00:03:27.569 cut in the woods. There's little dirt roads on 00:03:27.569 --> 00:03:31.069 it. I could see down towards the end of the where 00:03:31.069 --> 00:03:33.949 the dirt road was had to have been probably Maybe 00:03:33.949 --> 00:03:37.849 quarter mile or so the the eyeballs Catching 00:03:37.849 --> 00:03:39.909 the sunlight or the the headlights for my car. 00:03:39.909 --> 00:03:42.629 Yeah, so you there's like eyeballs. Yeah. Yeah, 00:03:42.629 --> 00:03:45.330 and so I was like what I could tell by like where 00:03:45.330 --> 00:03:48.530 they were I said well like They were too far 00:03:48.530 --> 00:03:51.409 apart to be like something little, you know, 00:03:51.590 --> 00:03:54.689 yeah, but like that far away how far on the horizon 00:03:54.689 --> 00:03:57.620 we It was hard to say because it was pitch black. 00:03:57.719 --> 00:04:00.520 Okay, so like you couldn't tell how but I had 00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:03.060 a frame of reference from like Knowing what the 00:04:03.060 --> 00:04:04.780 terrain looked like from being there in the daytime, 00:04:04.800 --> 00:04:06.580 you know, okay And so I could know like well, 00:04:06.599 --> 00:04:08.340 there's no like trees. There's no like though 00:04:08.340 --> 00:04:10.919 There's not a raccoon perched on a limb or something 00:04:10.919 --> 00:04:13.280 right there. There's no trees right there like 00:04:13.280 --> 00:04:16.360 It's not like up on a hill because there's no 00:04:16.360 --> 00:04:20.100 hill right there like yeah the way it seemed 00:04:20.100 --> 00:04:23.759 to me that there It had it had to been some something 00:04:23.759 --> 00:04:27.639 really tall Really okay, so it seemed like the 00:04:27.639 --> 00:04:29.680 eye line should be there was nothing for a little 00:04:29.680 --> 00:04:32.060 creature to be on to be at that height is what 00:04:32.060 --> 00:04:35.899 I'm saying I guess okay, and so I was like That's 00:04:35.899 --> 00:04:38.160 scary, dude, cuz I didn't really realize that 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:40.259 until the morning when the Sun came up And I 00:04:40.259 --> 00:04:43.600 could see I'm like that's so then you have a 00:04:43.600 --> 00:04:45.600 little bit more of a frame reference Yeah, it's 00:04:45.600 --> 00:04:49.199 I was like that's How did I see that there when 00:04:49.199 --> 00:04:52.769 there's no trees and like? Nothing for a little 00:04:52.769 --> 00:04:54.750 critter to get on for me to see its lights from 00:04:54.750 --> 00:04:57.589 there. It's it's it's not lights its eyes And 00:04:57.589 --> 00:05:01.529 so I was like man, that's that's I thought bigfoot 00:05:01.529 --> 00:05:04.930 at first probably probably not but uh another 00:05:04.930 --> 00:05:08.910 night when I was out there I heard I was out 00:05:08.910 --> 00:05:12.550 there walking around the the site And this is 00:05:12.550 --> 00:05:15.250 the this is the the last night I did it before 00:05:15.250 --> 00:05:17.129 I started bringing a shotgun out there with me 00:05:17.129 --> 00:05:19.660 because I heard I heard something big in the 00:05:19.660 --> 00:05:21.980 woods. I need something big I heard something 00:05:21.980 --> 00:05:25.199 big in these woods moving dude like like like 00:05:25.199 --> 00:05:30.180 trees breaking like big commotion Not that far 00:05:30.180 --> 00:05:33.420 away, you know and I was like, dude I mean there's 00:05:33.420 --> 00:05:36.040 bears out there obviously but but I didn't seem 00:05:36.040 --> 00:05:39.319 like I've been bear hunting before I've seen 00:05:39.319 --> 00:05:41.720 bears and I've never like I've never heard him 00:05:41.720 --> 00:05:44.939 be big enough to make big noise like this is 00:05:44.939 --> 00:05:50.040 big well Just just to try and to be fair Isn't 00:05:50.040 --> 00:05:52.620 it mostly black bears that we have around here? 00:05:52.620 --> 00:05:54.379 I believe so and they're the smaller ones because 00:05:54.379 --> 00:05:56.560 like the brown bears are like Grizzlies and stuff 00:05:56.560 --> 00:05:58.220 and they're to my understanding they used to 00:05:58.220 --> 00:06:01.500 be I Mean, California's got a grizzly on their 00:06:01.500 --> 00:06:04.360 flag because they're a bunch of morons They killed 00:06:04.360 --> 00:06:07.420 all of them. So that doesn't mean there couldn't 00:06:07.420 --> 00:06:11.620 be grizzlies here. They just kind of so like 00:06:11.620 --> 00:06:14.399 Okay grizzlies like 10 foot if it's up there 00:06:14.399 --> 00:06:16.740 so could could be something like that's true 00:06:16.740 --> 00:06:18.660 but that's why I'm like well I don't know that's 00:06:18.660 --> 00:06:21.019 why we're exploring this like I don't I don't 00:06:21.019 --> 00:06:25.759 know but because you don't know could be anything 00:06:25.759 --> 00:06:27.620 yeah it could have been it could it could have 00:06:27.620 --> 00:06:29.819 been nothing yeah well it could have been some 00:06:29.819 --> 00:06:31.519 cracking out there trying to steal some copper 00:06:31.519 --> 00:06:37.379 wire like oh shit I mean oh yeah we're trying 00:06:37.379 --> 00:06:40.699 to keep this you know censored as much as possible 00:06:40.699 --> 00:06:43.899 but it's just not gonna happen because well we 00:06:43.899 --> 00:06:46.100 don't make enough money to make that perfect 00:06:46.100 --> 00:06:48.360 we'll get better at it well i'll try you know 00:06:48.360 --> 00:06:51.660 whatever uh that's part of the fun yeah i mean 00:06:51.660 --> 00:06:53.699 but i've seen so yeah you brought the shotgun 00:06:53.699 --> 00:06:56.660 yeah because yeah i figured whatever i had whatever 00:06:56.660 --> 00:06:59.680 was out there a little nine mil nine was not 00:06:59.680 --> 00:07:01.459 enough it's gotta be shotgun okay i wasn't gonna 00:07:01.459 --> 00:07:05.279 cut it but i've been out deer hunting in places 00:07:05.279 --> 00:07:10.199 and seen and come across uh not like fresh carcasses, 00:07:10.220 --> 00:07:13.240 but like skeletal remains of deers like that 00:07:13.240 --> 00:07:16.579 and you can it the boat you can see bones that 00:07:16.579 --> 00:07:19.800 haven't they're they're broken but not from like 00:07:19.800 --> 00:07:23.180 Crush like it's like it seems like to me. They 00:07:23.180 --> 00:07:25.500 look more like a spiral like fracture nature 00:07:25.500 --> 00:07:28.019 Have you familiar with that kind? Yeah, that 00:07:28.019 --> 00:07:29.819 kind of plays out. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it 00:07:29.819 --> 00:07:31.439 looked like to me I was like you that that's 00:07:31.439 --> 00:07:34.339 weird that I Mean, I can't imagine that how a 00:07:34.339 --> 00:07:38.459 bear would Well, you that yeah, I mean you get 00:07:38.459 --> 00:07:40.500 you can get spiral fractures from doing things 00:07:40.500 --> 00:07:42.199 But it's usually because there was a weird twisting 00:07:42.199 --> 00:07:44.939 motion, but like you're saying a bear wouldn't 00:07:44.939 --> 00:07:47.819 I mean, maybe I don't I don't know and I only 00:07:47.819 --> 00:07:49.740 thought that too because I had read previously 00:07:49.740 --> 00:07:53.560 before that That from people who I guess I don't 00:07:53.560 --> 00:07:57.000 know who are experts on bigfoot expert. Yes, 00:07:57.000 --> 00:08:01.259 whatever that looks like. Yeah Saying that that's 00:08:01.259 --> 00:08:03.500 what that's what they'll do when they catch their 00:08:03.500 --> 00:08:06.639 prey is they'll like grab it Then they'll take 00:08:06.639 --> 00:08:09.579 it but they'll break its legs. So can't run off 00:08:09.579 --> 00:08:12.040 on them. Isn't that what like chimps do I think 00:08:12.040 --> 00:08:15.600 so? Ask Jamie. Hey Jamie, can you pull that up? 00:08:17.459 --> 00:08:20.019 We totally didn't copy that from anybody this 00:08:20.019 --> 00:08:23.019 isn't this is completely original Okay, here 00:08:23.019 --> 00:08:25.579 we go. I got a better way to frame from the question 00:08:25.579 --> 00:08:28.759 here but like why you're pulling that up like 00:08:28.759 --> 00:08:31.600 I I think I've heard that work because that you 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:35.500 know, they're everyone likes to The chimps, they 00:08:35.500 --> 00:08:37.580 just want to be peaceful. Chimps are the most 00:08:37.580 --> 00:08:41.299 brutal thing out there. They love to eat monkeys. 00:08:41.580 --> 00:08:45.080 Alive. Yeah. And that's why it reminded me, like, 00:08:45.080 --> 00:08:48.399 don't they like to, like, just eat them? Eat 00:08:48.399 --> 00:08:51.179 them ass first. Hey, Jamie, can you hear me? 00:08:54.480 --> 00:09:01.120 Oh, he's just going to play music. Jamie, can 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:05.169 you hear me? Oh, my God, dude. What is he doing? 00:09:07.029 --> 00:09:12.929 Just figuring it out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Figured 00:09:12.929 --> 00:09:15.250 it out. He's playing some mellow acoustic stuff. 00:09:15.590 --> 00:09:19.750 Not bad. That American accent thing is messing 00:09:19.750 --> 00:09:21.970 him up. Hey, Jamie, speaking to your regular 00:09:21.970 --> 00:09:28.190 voice. Understood, Mike. Back to normal. There 00:09:28.190 --> 00:09:30.850 you go. Now he's not so retarded. My bad, dude. 00:09:30.929 --> 00:09:34.539 Sorry. If you were if you were sasquatch and 00:09:34.539 --> 00:09:37.340 you caught a live deer What would you do with 00:09:37.340 --> 00:09:48.419 it next? We're gonna find out Oh, yeah, what's 00:09:48.419 --> 00:09:52.960 my first clue I just gave it to you. No. Oh, 00:09:53.019 --> 00:09:55.840 I see. I see what's he's hearing me and then 00:09:55.840 --> 00:09:57.659 hearing you and then hearing and then trying 00:09:57.659 --> 00:10:00.059 to answer All at the same time. Okay. Well, I 00:10:00.059 --> 00:10:02.259 gotta I gotta shut up. Okay. Okay, we'll try 00:10:02.259 --> 00:10:07.919 it again Jamie. Let's start over you ready Ready 00:10:07.919 --> 00:10:10.299 all right if you were a sasquatch and you would 00:10:10.299 --> 00:10:12.539 just caught yourself a live deer What would you 00:10:12.539 --> 00:10:19.379 do with it next? Easy dude snap its neck clean 00:10:19.379 --> 00:10:22.320 no torture then I drag it back to the den got 00:10:22.320 --> 00:10:24.940 it with claws No knives needed and roast the 00:10:24.940 --> 00:10:28.269 best cuts over a fire made from lightning Leave 00:10:28.269 --> 00:10:30.850 the guts for the Ravens Sasquatch is efficient. 00:10:30.950 --> 00:10:35.750 You think that's brutal. We're not vegans Okay, 00:10:35.750 --> 00:10:38.590 now if I have stumbled across the carcass of 00:10:38.590 --> 00:10:41.690 that deer sometime later, what would I see do 00:10:41.690 --> 00:10:48.330 you think Half -eaten haunch FEMA picked clean 00:10:48.330 --> 00:10:52.450 tracks big barefoot splayed toes leading away 00:10:52.450 --> 00:10:55.289 like it was no big deal Maybe a claw mark on 00:10:55.289 --> 00:10:58.759 a nearby tree five fingers way too deep and if 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:01.620 you're lucky one tuft of reddish black fur snagged 00:11:01.620 --> 00:11:06.059 on bark everything else gone wolves or vultures 00:11:06.059 --> 00:11:10.879 rest but the smell still there sweet iron and 00:11:10.879 --> 00:11:13.399 wet dog you'd know you weren't looking at a bear 00:11:13.399 --> 00:11:17.820 kill dude calm down man calm your tits my god 00:11:17.820 --> 00:11:21.259 it's way too easy it's awesome this is how i 00:11:21.259 --> 00:11:27.480 do it five fingers all up in there Fisting for 00:11:27.480 --> 00:11:35.419 all of that. That's got to be done. But yeah, 00:11:35.419 --> 00:11:37.539 I think I think Sasquatch is real. I think it's 00:11:37.539 --> 00:11:42.000 a real deal. I think. I mean, you can go drive 00:11:42.000 --> 00:11:44.500 around out here. It won't take you too long to 00:11:44.500 --> 00:11:47.460 get to parts in the woods where no one's probably 00:11:47.460 --> 00:11:51.919 ever been. You know, there is a lot of people 00:11:51.919 --> 00:11:54.720 who walk around here. What we're looking at right 00:11:54.720 --> 00:11:57.919 now. How many people go walk around back there? 00:11:59.179 --> 00:12:04.059 I've seen one. I mean, people do, but like, I 00:12:04.059 --> 00:12:06.100 get in my car and drive down the road. I don't 00:12:06.100 --> 00:12:09.179 go back there. So if there's something back there, 00:12:09.419 --> 00:12:14.960 I'd never know. Well, and also, I mean, if you 00:12:14.960 --> 00:12:21.659 want to tie the whole cryptid animal thing to 00:12:21.659 --> 00:12:23.399 like spiritual entities and stuff like that, 00:12:23.399 --> 00:12:26.980 I mean... Maybe maybe it's like there's the whole 00:12:26.980 --> 00:12:29.539 angels demons things happening out there and 00:12:29.539 --> 00:12:32.059 we see that we're like, oh UFOs the Sasquatch, 00:12:32.120 --> 00:12:35.139 you know? I mean, you know I'm saying well, yeah, 00:12:35.200 --> 00:12:37.419 cuz like we've talked about I feel like my mic 00:12:37.419 --> 00:12:40.740 is a lot hotter than yours is oh I'm not very 00:12:40.740 --> 00:12:44.600 close. Maybe it's the distance. Oh I'll edit 00:12:44.600 --> 00:12:50.159 those out Yeah, we're learning as we go here 00:12:50.159 --> 00:12:52.929 so You know, that's probably why we make zero 00:12:52.929 --> 00:12:55.529 dollars. This was gonna suck. This one will go 00:12:55.529 --> 00:12:58.070 down as our... This is the worst. They'll be 00:12:58.070 --> 00:12:59.450 like, oh man, those guys on the first one, it 00:12:59.450 --> 00:13:02.190 was bad. Those guys are idiots. But look at them 00:13:02.190 --> 00:13:04.049 now, that's what they'll say. Look at them now, 00:13:04.049 --> 00:13:08.110 they're even more retarded. Look at them now, 00:13:08.110 --> 00:13:12.610 they're both bald. Look, I mean, what coincidence 00:13:12.610 --> 00:13:15.610 is that? I'm losing my hair? And you know, it's 00:13:15.610 --> 00:13:18.490 still sort of there, but you know, I'm still 00:13:18.490 --> 00:13:21.039 rolling with it because... my back, I think I 00:13:21.039 --> 00:13:23.200 have more hair on the, I've probably been, if 00:13:23.200 --> 00:13:26.720 I walk around out there right now, I might be 00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:30.399 the Bigfoot we're looking for. But yeah, you 00:13:30.399 --> 00:13:34.080 were like trying to, there's so much shit that 00:13:34.080 --> 00:13:37.759 like we don't understand. And so like the whole 00:13:37.759 --> 00:13:39.919 Bible is just filled with like, well, you know, 00:13:39.960 --> 00:13:42.440 that doesn't, what is that supposed to be? Is 00:13:42.440 --> 00:13:44.679 that something that you just couldn't explain? 00:13:45.179 --> 00:13:50.070 You know, flaming chariots? Who knows? The reason 00:13:50.070 --> 00:13:53.309 I brought that up is because what if I mean if 00:13:53.309 --> 00:13:57.009 if that is The situation in fact, I mean those 00:13:57.009 --> 00:13:58.909 things have been around for a long time They 00:13:58.909 --> 00:14:01.190 probably if they want to stay hidden away. They 00:14:01.190 --> 00:14:03.289 probably know how to do it pretty good You know 00:14:03.289 --> 00:14:05.409 wasn't that kind of like Atlantis what you know 00:14:05.409 --> 00:14:08.929 if if aliens are out there Where would be the 00:14:08.929 --> 00:14:13.789 easiest place to hide in plain sight? Yeah Under 00:14:13.789 --> 00:14:17.149 the ocean. Yeah ocean man for sure you we'd never 00:14:17.149 --> 00:14:19.049 find it That you don't have to go out in the 00:14:19.049 --> 00:14:20.750 woods. You just if you got the technology to 00:14:20.750 --> 00:14:24.029 go underwater we Would never ever see that be 00:14:24.029 --> 00:14:26.970 gone. Yeah, but even out in the woods, man People 00:14:26.970 --> 00:14:29.549 go hiking out in these woods every year finding 00:14:29.549 --> 00:14:31.669 cave systems that they've never been found before 00:14:31.669 --> 00:14:34.210 and all sorts of stuff out there oh, yeah, I 00:14:34.210 --> 00:14:38.190 mean we went to this this cave in Arizona and 00:14:38.190 --> 00:14:41.769 It's weird how it got found. There's a guy that 00:14:41.769 --> 00:14:44.460 owned the property out there and some explorers 00:14:44.460 --> 00:14:46.080 wanted to go down there and they're like, oh, 00:14:46.100 --> 00:14:47.980 there's some caves. Well, they discovered the 00:14:47.980 --> 00:14:51.960 caves and all that. And the owner, I guess, is 00:14:51.960 --> 00:14:54.539 like, oh, let me guess this is two mounds. The 00:14:54.539 --> 00:14:57.240 land's pretty flat, but there's these two giant 00:14:57.240 --> 00:14:59.460 mounds. He's like, how did you know? He's like, 00:14:59.480 --> 00:15:01.259 yeah, it's right there. Because when I take my 00:15:01.259 --> 00:15:04.440 horse, when the hoofs had come over, he's like, 00:15:04.600 --> 00:15:07.259 I hear the ground's hollow. So there's these 00:15:07.259 --> 00:15:12.169 big caves under there, but nobody... Nobody had 00:15:12.169 --> 00:15:13.669 ever been in there The only thing that been in 00:15:13.669 --> 00:15:16.070 there is bats and they had to crawl through this 00:15:16.070 --> 00:15:18.409 thing and it ended up being there connected but 00:15:18.409 --> 00:15:21.470 I mean Nobody else had been in there until you 00:15:21.470 --> 00:15:24.549 start exploring this is the same with We could 00:15:24.549 --> 00:15:27.330 walk a hundred feet right now and be like, whoa 00:15:27.330 --> 00:15:29.450 Does anybody really seen this? Probably not. 00:15:29.450 --> 00:15:31.450 Yeah, there's probably cascade mountain ranges 00:15:31.450 --> 00:15:34.509 totally unexplored Yeah, and that that does not 00:15:34.509 --> 00:15:37.850 even far, you know if we go even farther up Now 00:15:37.850 --> 00:15:40.649 we're in some weird territory. So At some point, 00:15:40.649 --> 00:15:42.909 we're going to get off our asses. I'm sorry, 00:15:43.149 --> 00:15:59.509 our asses. Ass. Is that how that works? That's 00:15:59.509 --> 00:16:02.529 tough. Yeah, that's hard. Well, that's why we 00:16:02.529 --> 00:16:05.610 have to practice. We got a lot of stuff to play 00:16:05.610 --> 00:16:09.639 with here. At some point. Yeah, we just got to 00:16:09.639 --> 00:16:12.419 get up and go out there and find this shit. Yeah, 00:16:12.460 --> 00:16:20.100 dude We're gonna I swear Yeah, but Okay, so you 00:16:20.100 --> 00:16:23.440 had And that was that was right. That was probably 00:16:23.440 --> 00:16:27.220 not too far for me. Yeah down the road. So a 00:16:27.220 --> 00:16:29.299 Few times you had seen eyes. We don't really 00:16:29.299 --> 00:16:32.700 know what it is. It just seemed And again taking 00:16:32.700 --> 00:16:35.480 everything with a grain of salt It's something 00:16:35.480 --> 00:16:38.990 that you don't know True. So it's easy to play 00:16:38.990 --> 00:16:40.789 tricks on your mind. So we're not saying it's 00:16:40.789 --> 00:16:44.669 definitely Bigfoot. Yeah, but like It's something 00:16:44.669 --> 00:16:47.309 that you didn't know and it freaks you the hell 00:16:47.309 --> 00:16:52.809 out. So truth I Don't think I've ever had like 00:16:52.809 --> 00:16:56.009 a Bigfoot one. I've had some stuff and like we've 00:16:56.009 --> 00:16:59.669 talked about this before and you know finding 00:16:59.669 --> 00:17:03.909 Spaceships and government. Oh, yeah things. Yeah, 00:17:03.909 --> 00:17:07.750 we'll get into that some other time Or or not, 00:17:07.750 --> 00:17:10.769 you know, we're sworn to secrecy not us. Yeah 00:17:10.769 --> 00:17:17.690 somebody else But I Think I probably told you 00:17:17.690 --> 00:17:21.690 about the Roswell thing What about it? Well probably 00:17:21.690 --> 00:17:24.089 did that well, we'll we'll leave that when we 00:17:24.089 --> 00:17:26.809 get it. We need us We need to stay on topic. 00:17:26.809 --> 00:17:30.109 We don't Bigfoot. I Do wait wait. Yeah, I do 00:17:30.109 --> 00:17:34.250 have a Bigfoot. Okay, that's so that's what so 00:17:36.710 --> 00:17:39.230 One year my dad was talking to one of his friends 00:17:39.230 --> 00:17:44.789 and he was saying how he had found Bigfoot and 00:17:44.789 --> 00:17:48.029 that guy was Freaked out. He's it was so tall. 00:17:48.029 --> 00:17:50.630 It was like eight nine foot tall and you know 00:17:50.630 --> 00:17:53.289 how they have those gates For the logging roads 00:17:53.289 --> 00:17:55.569 and stuff. Yeah, he's like it stepped right over 00:17:55.569 --> 00:17:57.289 that logging gate Like it was nothing didn't 00:17:57.289 --> 00:17:59.490 even have it just stepped over it didn't jump 00:17:59.490 --> 00:18:01.470 or nothing So, I mean it had to be like ten foot 00:18:01.470 --> 00:18:05.069 tall twelve foot tall. Mm -hmm kept picking bigger 00:18:05.069 --> 00:18:08.279 and bigger as the story goes Well, he didn't 00:18:08.279 --> 00:18:10.920 know though is my cousin had borrowed my dad's 00:18:10.920 --> 00:18:16.720 gorilla suit that we had for a Few days ago And 00:18:16.720 --> 00:18:19.000 we didn't he's like hey, do you have that gorilla 00:18:19.000 --> 00:18:22.700 suit is Yeah, why I just wanted to go do something. 00:18:22.740 --> 00:18:25.319 Okay, whatever he borrowed it you then it was 00:18:25.319 --> 00:18:27.599 like a few days later He's hearing about this 00:18:27.599 --> 00:18:30.839 story. I don't remember my dad ever told him 00:18:30.839 --> 00:18:33.299 like yeah, I'm pretty sure that was my nephew 00:18:33.299 --> 00:18:36.329 running around the woods and we're like That 00:18:36.329 --> 00:18:38.490 was a bad idea. You don't think about that kind 00:18:38.490 --> 00:18:42.009 of thing. But if you saw like, we got to hunt 00:18:42.009 --> 00:18:45.269 that thing. Last, I don't know if they still 00:18:45.269 --> 00:18:47.089 have it right now. But at one point, pyramid 00:18:47.089 --> 00:18:49.490 brewing company, they had a million dollar reward 00:18:49.490 --> 00:18:51.829 for the undisputable proof of the existence of 00:18:51.829 --> 00:18:54.789 Sasquatch. That's it was that's how we're gonna 00:18:54.789 --> 00:18:56.630 make a living. That's how we're making our first 00:18:56.630 --> 00:19:00.190 million on Bigfoot. We'll just have to bring 00:19:00.190 --> 00:19:03.829 him in. Yeah, I think also, if if Bigfoot was 00:19:03.829 --> 00:19:06.450 actually some dude. Running around out there 00:19:06.450 --> 00:19:09.970 in a suit or if that's where all the videos came 00:19:09.970 --> 00:19:12.230 from like everyone's if there was that many people 00:19:12.230 --> 00:19:13.430 out there This one trying to say if there's that 00:19:13.430 --> 00:19:14.890 many people out there running around in a big 00:19:14.890 --> 00:19:17.630 foot costume Someone would have been shot by 00:19:17.630 --> 00:19:21.130 accident by now, but you never that happen not 00:19:21.130 --> 00:19:23.369 that I've never heard it That's that's Jamie. 00:19:23.869 --> 00:19:26.150 Maybe Jamie knows I'm gonna I'm gonna pull him 00:19:26.150 --> 00:19:28.630 up in the chat version. So he's not so dumb now 00:19:28.630 --> 00:19:33.569 that might work, but Exactly How many people 00:19:33.569 --> 00:19:38.269 get shot? Dressed up as Bigfoot. I don't know. 00:19:38.730 --> 00:19:50.990 Let me see. Has anybody ever been shot while 00:19:50.990 --> 00:19:55.089 wearing a Bigfoot costume? I mean, these are 00:19:55.089 --> 00:19:57.990 facts because we're asking the Internet. Yeah. 00:19:58.289 --> 00:20:05.279 Effectively, it's what we're doing. It's sinking. 00:20:05.660 --> 00:20:11.559 It's digging deep. Oh really? Yeah, my guy. There's 00:20:11.559 --> 00:20:13.859 at least one wild case that fits the bill. Back 00:20:13.859 --> 00:20:17.720 in 2012, a guy named Randy Lee Tenley in Montana 00:20:17.720 --> 00:20:20.579 got himself killed while wearing a ghillie suit. 00:20:21.559 --> 00:20:25.019 Basically a shaggy camouflage get -up meant to 00:20:25.019 --> 00:20:28.180 mimic Bigfoot. He was out on US Highway 93 near 00:20:28.180 --> 00:20:31.119 Kalispell trying to spook drivers into thinking 00:20:31.119 --> 00:20:36.559 they'd seen Skaswatch. Two oh god two cars hit 00:20:36.559 --> 00:20:40.500 him one after the other and that was that no 00:20:40.500 --> 00:20:43.500 gunshot though It was a car strike not a bullet 00:20:43.500 --> 00:20:46.420 still it shows how risky that kind of stuff can 00:20:46.420 --> 00:20:49.960 get People have been known to shoot and shoot 00:20:49.960 --> 00:20:51.720 at what they think is a threat in the wild and 00:20:51.720 --> 00:20:54.500 a Bigfoot costume could easily trigger that No 00:20:54.500 --> 00:20:56.740 solid records of an actual shooting, but the 00:20:56.740 --> 00:21:00.000 intent of the hoax can backfire hard You think 00:21:00.000 --> 00:21:05.099 of testing this theory yourself? No Don't my 00:21:05.099 --> 00:21:10.400 cousin though. No Well, hold on isn't that what 00:21:10.400 --> 00:21:12.119 we're all gonna be about we need to test this 00:21:12.119 --> 00:21:14.640 thing Let's go see if this works out that one 00:21:14.640 --> 00:21:17.619 dude. Yeah, that's why the two people were like, 00:21:17.619 --> 00:21:22.720 oh I kill this thing man Back way back up. How 00:21:22.720 --> 00:21:24.619 do you get twice? I don't know. Maybe he was 00:21:24.619 --> 00:21:26.119 right out in the middle of the road I don't know, 00:21:26.119 --> 00:21:31.700 but they scare people twice. Yeah once Yeah, 00:21:31.700 --> 00:21:37.099 I don't know do that again And I wonder what 00:21:37.099 --> 00:21:40.140 happened to the people who hit him did they get 00:21:40.140 --> 00:21:41.759 charged anything that's what I wanted I wonder 00:21:41.759 --> 00:21:43.700 that's you I don't know. How does that work? 00:21:43.720 --> 00:21:46.799 Cuz I mean I was afraid for my life big fucking 00:21:46.799 --> 00:21:49.700 right. That's like just gunned it bar I can't 00:21:49.700 --> 00:21:52.079 guarantee I mean while that sounds silly realistically 00:21:52.079 --> 00:21:55.859 if I'm in a situation, I don't know man I might 00:21:55.859 --> 00:21:59.380 think like oh, man It's scary. I kill a bigfoot. 00:21:59.380 --> 00:22:01.160 Well, hey when you're out because you were out 00:22:01.160 --> 00:22:03.220 in the woods by yourself, right? Just garden 00:22:03.220 --> 00:22:06.359 We would if these eyeballs come closer to you 00:22:06.359 --> 00:22:10.880 I mean Oh, yeah. Well, I'm I'm either gonna get 00:22:10.880 --> 00:22:14.319 the hell out of there or okay. I got my gun Yeah, 00:22:14.380 --> 00:22:20.220 someone's gonna die something. Yeah So, I mean, 00:22:20.680 --> 00:22:23.819 yeah, that's the only like told in your car bigfoot. 00:22:24.079 --> 00:22:27.710 Well, yeah, and you know you I mean You were 00:22:27.710 --> 00:22:31.089 you were you just walking around? Were you in 00:22:31.089 --> 00:22:35.609 the car me? Yeah, I was sitting in my car So 00:22:35.609 --> 00:22:38.309 like was it could you hit your lights? Yeah, 00:22:38.369 --> 00:22:40.710 I turn my headlights on and it was my car is 00:22:40.710 --> 00:22:43.890 pointing down This dirt road. Yeah, and so I 00:22:43.890 --> 00:22:46.269 turn my headlights on and I can see way down 00:22:46.269 --> 00:22:50.289 at the end Okay, so you could it just you is 00:22:50.289 --> 00:22:52.410 kind of far as hard as yeah. Yeah, it's probably 00:22:52.410 --> 00:22:55.430 about Quarter mile or so, but I figured from 00:22:55.430 --> 00:22:58.289 that far away if it was something little I wouldn't 00:22:58.289 --> 00:23:00.069 be able to tell the different like two two different 00:23:00.069 --> 00:23:02.269 eyes Yeah, like you're saying if those would 00:23:02.269 --> 00:23:03.990 have been coming towards you like I might just 00:23:03.990 --> 00:23:06.690 run into it and be some dumbass in this ghillie 00:23:06.690 --> 00:23:09.230 suit Yeah, cuz yeah, I might not get out of the 00:23:09.230 --> 00:23:11.670 car. I might not shoot through the car The dude's 00:23:11.670 --> 00:23:13.910 on the side of the highway. I'm driving down 00:23:13.910 --> 00:23:18.390 the freeway Swerving to get him dude, you know, 00:23:18.430 --> 00:23:21.910 yeah, I might I mean There's no car I'm driving 00:23:21.910 --> 00:23:24.720 to maybe Yeah, Montana probably big pickup truck 00:23:24.720 --> 00:23:27.259 is probably hit him. Yeah, but you know, oh then 00:23:27.259 --> 00:23:31.559 my bumper big deal. Yeah, who cares? from Montana 00:23:31.559 --> 00:23:34.700 Yeah, I figured if we wanted to go somewhere 00:23:34.700 --> 00:23:38.500 on site, it wouldn't be hard To go we wouldn't 00:23:38.500 --> 00:23:40.460 have to go far. That's what I'm saying. No we 00:23:40.460 --> 00:23:43.960 we can I tried to look around here because if 00:23:43.960 --> 00:23:49.759 you look up The area we're in like, uh, let's 00:23:49.759 --> 00:23:58.460 see No, no, no, let's just say Washington State 00:23:58.460 --> 00:24:05.640 Sand Squatch What's an over Olympic Peninsula, 00:24:05.640 --> 00:24:12.700 that's that's where we're close here Who The 00:24:12.700 --> 00:24:15.339 dark divide where's that? That's not that sounds 00:24:15.339 --> 00:24:19.240 creepy. Oh, I guess like the main Bigfoot hunting 00:24:19.240 --> 00:24:24.250 organization Here in this area The BFRO is what 00:24:24.250 --> 00:24:26.829 they're called. Have you heard of them? Oh, .NET, 00:24:27.109 --> 00:24:33.009 Reports for Washington. BFRO? Bigfoot Research 00:24:33.009 --> 00:24:35.630 Organization? Yeah, because there was one I seen 00:24:35.630 --> 00:24:38.490 where there was a boy around town here that said 00:24:38.490 --> 00:24:41.930 he saw Sasquatch in his window. Oh wait, I do 00:24:41.930 --> 00:24:44.710 have one other, it's not Sasquatch, but it is 00:24:44.710 --> 00:24:51.240 dressing up. Okay. This is pretty funny. When 00:24:51.240 --> 00:24:53.619 I went to Disneyland and I was like eight years 00:24:53.619 --> 00:24:57.000 old I Really wanted this werewolf mask for some 00:24:57.000 --> 00:24:59.599 reason and my dad's like, oh whatever and he 00:24:59.599 --> 00:25:01.400 bought it for me Okay, I thought it was really 00:25:01.400 --> 00:25:04.420 cool. I didn't like wearing it For some reason 00:25:04.420 --> 00:25:07.220 but I thought it was cool And for Halloween, 00:25:07.440 --> 00:25:09.319 oh, yeah, I'm gonna use that but I was gonna 00:25:09.319 --> 00:25:12.880 be a werewolf slayer So I was gonna hold it because 00:25:12.880 --> 00:25:14.960 I didn't really want to wear it and the problem 00:25:14.960 --> 00:25:18.859 I had the way that latex smells, it just kind 00:25:18.859 --> 00:25:22.759 of grossed me out. And then it's so cold, the 00:25:22.759 --> 00:25:25.039 condensation in there, it was all wet. And I 00:25:25.039 --> 00:25:28.160 was like, ah, it just grossed me out. And the 00:25:28.160 --> 00:25:30.839 smell was like, no, just be like, I was attacked 00:25:30.839 --> 00:25:33.700 by a werewolf. And then my dad's all like, oh, 00:25:34.059 --> 00:25:36.579 what the fuck? I paid for this expensive -ass 00:25:36.579 --> 00:25:39.880 mask. I'm going to wear it. It's like, eh, eh, 00:25:39.880 --> 00:25:41.380 eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, 00:25:42.079 --> 00:25:42.240 eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, 00:25:42.240 --> 00:25:43.380 eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, 00:25:43.380 --> 00:25:45.099 eh, eh. He decided he was going to do something 00:25:45.099 --> 00:25:49.960 with it once. And so like, we didn't live too 00:25:49.960 --> 00:25:54.240 far from my cousin's again, same family. The 00:25:54.240 --> 00:25:58.299 Bigfoot cousin. Yeah. He's like, Oh, I got to 00:25:58.299 --> 00:26:00.059 stop over and talk to my brother about something. 00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:02.680 So he went over there and didn't say, I mean, 00:26:02.680 --> 00:26:04.240 this was before we had cell phones and stuff. 00:26:04.259 --> 00:26:06.920 So he just kind of showed up, but he turned off 00:26:06.920 --> 00:26:08.539 the light before he got there, kind of walked 00:26:08.539 --> 00:26:11.480 into the house and he put the werewolf mascot 00:26:11.480 --> 00:26:18.740 just stood in the window. It was like making 00:26:18.740 --> 00:26:22.720 some noises. Didn't tell anybody. And at some 00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:24.579 point, I think one of the kids saw him in the, 00:26:24.579 --> 00:26:26.359 in the window, freaked the hell out and they 00:26:26.359 --> 00:26:30.380 run off. But, um, I think we did a lot of stuff 00:26:30.380 --> 00:26:31.619 like that. Cause there was another time that 00:26:31.619 --> 00:26:34.220 we were like, Hey, we should go over and say 00:26:34.220 --> 00:26:36.960 hi to them. And so we walked all the way over 00:26:36.960 --> 00:26:40.119 there. If we, I remember my cousin was sitting 00:26:40.119 --> 00:26:42.099 there and he had a blanket over and he's playing. 00:26:43.360 --> 00:26:46.480 T4C just clicking away. The forthcoming is just 00:26:46.480 --> 00:26:51.880 like, it was like Diablo sorta. Okay. And we 00:26:51.880 --> 00:26:53.500 didn't, it was late so we didn't want to knock 00:26:53.500 --> 00:26:55.019 on the front door. I'm like, oh, he's right here 00:26:55.019 --> 00:26:56.480 at the window. So I just went over to the window 00:26:56.480 --> 00:27:05.019 and I'm like, Hey, Ryan, Ryan. Hey, but all he 00:27:05.019 --> 00:27:07.359 heard is this little tapping on the window. And 00:27:07.359 --> 00:27:10.480 I'm like, just look over here. I know you probably 00:27:10.480 --> 00:27:15.319 can't see, but I'm like, come on. Hey, and he 00:27:15.319 --> 00:27:19.119 takes the plank and he just covers up, cuffs 00:27:19.119 --> 00:27:20.420 it up over his head. He's like, there's nobody 00:27:20.420 --> 00:27:23.140 here. I'm fine. I'm just playing T4Z. Everything's 00:27:23.140 --> 00:27:25.579 fine. And then so I did a little bit louder. 00:27:25.640 --> 00:27:30.960 I'm like, hey, Ryan. He just flew up and ran 00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:33.700 out of the room. I'm like, damn it. All right, 00:27:33.700 --> 00:27:35.359 we'll go to the front door. So then we go to 00:27:35.359 --> 00:27:37.779 the front door and we're like, dude, they were 00:27:37.779 --> 00:27:39.960 over here. And he opens the door and he's got 00:27:39.960 --> 00:27:44.700 a can opener. Oh, hey, it's you guys. What's 00:27:44.700 --> 00:27:48.359 up, dudes? I was like, what are you doing? I 00:27:48.359 --> 00:27:52.799 can't open her. Well, yeah, the neighbor kids 00:27:52.799 --> 00:27:55.680 always come over here and screw with us. Are 00:27:55.680 --> 00:28:00.900 you going to open a McCanna tuna? He didn't say 00:28:00.900 --> 00:28:03.160 that. You know, that would have been a better 00:28:03.160 --> 00:28:05.859 response. That's the only response for that, 00:28:05.859 --> 00:28:10.460 dude. I mean, those are only like goofy, spooky 00:28:10.460 --> 00:28:12.980 stories like like that, that I can think of besides. 00:28:14.500 --> 00:28:16.099 I don't know how many times you've just been 00:28:16.099 --> 00:28:18.400 in the woods and you, you know, you'll hear stuff 00:28:18.400 --> 00:28:21.579 all the time. Yeah, that's a lot. There's even 00:28:21.579 --> 00:28:23.960 though it looks like there's nothing out there. 00:28:24.740 --> 00:28:27.160 There's a lot of stuff out there. Oh, for damn 00:28:27.160 --> 00:28:28.500 sure. There's a lot of critters out there moving 00:28:28.500 --> 00:28:31.440 around. You don't have to be scared of no Bigfoots, 00:28:31.440 --> 00:28:35.140 because for sure, cougars are real. Oh, all kinds 00:28:35.140 --> 00:28:37.920 of weird noises. Yeah. And sometimes they're 00:28:37.920 --> 00:28:39.970 a lot bigger than you would think. I think I've 00:28:39.970 --> 00:28:42.170 been hunted by a cougar one time. Oh, really? 00:28:42.329 --> 00:28:44.490 Yeah, I was I was cougar hunting. There's not 00:28:44.490 --> 00:28:46.150 a joke in there. But that's not what I'm getting 00:28:46.150 --> 00:28:51.509 at. Oh, really? No, I was I was actually cougar 00:28:51.509 --> 00:28:53.609 hunting out in eastern Washington and my father 00:28:53.609 --> 00:28:58.269 lost place out there and found some tracks, found 00:28:58.269 --> 00:29:00.190 a game trail, found some cougar tracks, started 00:29:00.190 --> 00:29:02.549 following tracks and ended up going in this huge 00:29:02.549 --> 00:29:06.849 like 80 acre circle and came across back to my 00:29:06.849 --> 00:29:10.170 tracks. They were following. They're true. Oh, 00:29:10.170 --> 00:29:15.910 yeah. Yeah, dude. It's coming after me now, man. 00:29:16.690 --> 00:29:20.150 It's I went home. I got it. He's better at it 00:29:20.150 --> 00:29:22.309 to me, man. I left. Well, they what? That's the 00:29:22.309 --> 00:29:24.069 problem with those things. They're so damn quiet 00:29:24.069 --> 00:29:26.670 that it's have you been up north of Shrek before? 00:29:27.250 --> 00:29:30.849 Yeah. Yeah. They have it in their cougar enclosure. 00:29:31.289 --> 00:29:33.950 They have up on one of the trees 60 feet up in 00:29:33.950 --> 00:29:36.950 the air, this big red dot. And that's the highest 00:29:36.950 --> 00:29:39.349 point they've seen. One of the Cougars so far 00:29:39.349 --> 00:29:41.849 jump out of the tree and land on something. Oh, 00:29:41.849 --> 00:29:46.529 God. He had 60 feet. I mean. Yeah, that's easily 00:29:46.529 --> 00:29:48.930 like those first lands, even if you're even if 00:29:48.930 --> 00:29:50.589 you're walking through the woods, looking up, 00:29:50.589 --> 00:29:53.589 looking for Cougars, you'll never see that coming. 00:29:53.630 --> 00:29:55.809 Good luck unless you got a flashlight. You'll 00:29:55.809 --> 00:29:58.630 never catch that. And they say that they'll kill 00:29:58.630 --> 00:30:01.730 you just for fun. Like without being hungry. 00:30:01.849 --> 00:30:04.170 Well, isn't that like some of them kind of get 00:30:04.170 --> 00:30:05.849 like that? That's that's what I heard. I don't 00:30:05.849 --> 00:30:08.769 know. I don't know. But I heard they'll try and 00:30:08.769 --> 00:30:10.910 come up behind you will never come up in front 00:30:10.910 --> 00:30:12.309 of you Well, yeah, so they say like if you're 00:30:12.309 --> 00:30:16.250 out in the woods I've seen people take like they 00:30:16.250 --> 00:30:17.910 make little eyeball things and put them on the 00:30:17.910 --> 00:30:20.730 back of their hats So it looks like they got 00:30:20.730 --> 00:30:23.369 eyes back there. So the won't come up from behind 00:30:23.369 --> 00:30:25.009 them Well, we need to remember that because at 00:30:25.009 --> 00:30:27.390 some point we're gonna end up walking around 00:30:27.390 --> 00:30:30.630 and I fully intent. I got a 10 millimeter I'm 00:30:30.630 --> 00:30:35.670 bringing that If we go anywhere, yeah, so like 00:30:35.670 --> 00:30:39.160 we're gonna be armed And maybe out of the terms 00:30:39.160 --> 00:30:41.200 of service for everybody because you know, they're 00:30:41.200 --> 00:30:54.440 like talk about I do what I want so Hell is that 00:30:54.440 --> 00:30:56.500 just the next step we just get up out of here. 00:30:56.519 --> 00:30:59.559 We also have to go to this realizing to that 00:30:59.559 --> 00:31:02.180 There might not be Bigfoot and we might not ever 00:31:02.180 --> 00:31:04.980 see anything out there too. Well, you know, here's 00:31:04.980 --> 00:31:07.579 the thing about Doing this podcast. This is the 00:31:07.579 --> 00:31:10.859 beautiful thing We have extra mics set up and 00:31:10.859 --> 00:31:13.660 ready to go for mr Bigfoot to come and change 00:31:13.660 --> 00:31:17.980 our mind open invitation to so If he by happens 00:31:17.980 --> 00:31:26.420 to just listen to this stupid show Oh, we'll 00:31:26.420 --> 00:31:28.740 just we'll just cancel that out. Yeah. Well, 00:31:28.740 --> 00:31:31.839 I can't talk. Sorry dad can't talk right now 00:31:31.839 --> 00:31:39.400 Well, maybe we can No You don't want to do that 00:31:39.400 --> 00:31:47.019 We can also good time to do some researcher it's 00:31:47.019 --> 00:31:53.380 what I Was saying I had this dream about about 00:31:53.380 --> 00:31:57.259 Marco last night it was really weird I was at 00:31:57.259 --> 00:32:04.769 my old house and There was some block party going 00:32:04.769 --> 00:32:06.869 on and I walked down the street and I seen him 00:32:06.869 --> 00:32:09.829 and I was like Marco and he Have you seen pictures 00:32:09.829 --> 00:32:11.589 of him? He's gained weight. Yeah. Well, that's 00:32:11.589 --> 00:32:13.710 I saw him. He was getting kind of chubby. I mean, 00:32:13.710 --> 00:32:16.970 yeah I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be a dick, 00:32:16.970 --> 00:32:19.670 bro But like yeah, but but like he looks like 00:32:19.670 --> 00:32:21.769 he's built like he'd been working out too And 00:32:21.769 --> 00:32:24.269 maybe he's got a little weight on but who doesn't 00:32:24.269 --> 00:32:26.109 but like he doesn't look like a skinny little 00:32:26.109 --> 00:32:30.220 bitch anymore Probably not. He got a job driving 00:32:30.220 --> 00:32:32.460 a dump truck for his uncle. Oh, that's gotta 00:32:32.460 --> 00:32:35.880 gotta be a badass then but yeah, like I in my 00:32:35.880 --> 00:32:38.539 dream I seen him and he was like pretty stacked 00:32:38.539 --> 00:32:41.140 looking I was like dude, what's up? And he came 00:32:41.140 --> 00:32:43.859 like started running at me and he ran full bore 00:32:43.859 --> 00:32:47.779 and just went boom But I held my ground and we 00:32:47.779 --> 00:32:49.960 just kind of like hit and it didn't knock me 00:32:49.960 --> 00:32:52.079 over and he's like, hey What's up? And we hugged 00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:54.420 and it's like man remember when we used to do 00:32:54.420 --> 00:32:58.119 a podcast and stuff like I'm sorry. We got in 00:32:58.119 --> 00:33:03.160 all this shit. So I'm sorry You know try to keep 00:33:03.160 --> 00:33:07.140 the show clean I don't do a very good job And 00:33:07.140 --> 00:33:08.960 it just is what it is. So if you don't want to 00:33:08.960 --> 00:33:11.740 listen Then don't I don't care. Is it recording 00:33:11.740 --> 00:33:15.339 right now? Oh, yeah It's not that in there. That's 00:33:15.339 --> 00:33:19.279 cool. So because we were We had to take a quick 00:33:19.279 --> 00:33:20.799 break and then we came back and we wanted to 00:33:20.799 --> 00:33:22.960 test some stuff out cuz yeah This is all new 00:33:22.960 --> 00:33:26.640 to us. And when we were talking about Podcasts 00:33:26.640 --> 00:33:30.400 and stuff when we first did it like It's kind 00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:33.400 of just a mess cuz we're just like, okay, here 00:33:33.400 --> 00:33:38.480 we go pregame Let's start drinking. Yeah That 00:33:38.480 --> 00:33:41.460 was our show is probably let's get fucked up 00:33:41.460 --> 00:33:44.920 show. Yes You know, and it was it was a good 00:33:44.920 --> 00:33:47.160 time. Yeah. Oh you played Dungeons and Dragons 00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:51.259 a couple times. I Did we record? I don't did 00:33:51.259 --> 00:33:56.230 we I think we did I think we did probably That 00:33:56.230 --> 00:33:59.109 that uh, not like the the real Dungeons and Dragons, 00:33:59.109 --> 00:34:01.809 but that other board game that she oh Yeah, I 00:34:01.809 --> 00:34:04.789 do. I I lost I lost it. So I bought it again. 00:34:04.789 --> 00:34:10.250 Oh, yeah So I have like everything again It was 00:34:10.250 --> 00:34:14.369 a legend Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then you got the 00:34:14.369 --> 00:34:16.449 other one. I had the other one and it wasn't 00:34:16.449 --> 00:34:19.289 as good Yeah, I was and I ended getting rid of 00:34:19.289 --> 00:34:22.489 that one. I never played it anymore We I made 00:34:22.489 --> 00:34:24.750 the family play it and they actually had fun. 00:34:24.750 --> 00:34:31.269 They don't want to admit it but We were playing 00:34:31.269 --> 00:34:35.590 it totally wrong Understand like it is really 00:34:35.590 --> 00:34:38.409 hard because every time you go if you don't move 00:34:38.409 --> 00:34:40.210 you have to pull an encounter card, but then 00:34:40.210 --> 00:34:44.090 if you if you do you might encounter something 00:34:44.090 --> 00:34:48.230 anyway, so like We got to the last part and people 00:34:48.230 --> 00:34:54.769 started dying Well, it's okay. As long as not 00:34:54.769 --> 00:34:58.070 everybody dies, we're still in it. And you're 00:34:58.070 --> 00:34:59.949 not dead for too many rounds. We're good. So 00:34:59.949 --> 00:35:02.789 we ended up making it, but it made it a lot harder. 00:35:05.030 --> 00:35:09.349 But side note, it's about as hard if you play 00:35:09.349 --> 00:35:12.110 it correctly as it's going to be to find Bigfoot 00:35:12.110 --> 00:35:15.309 to get back on track. You see where I went with 00:35:15.309 --> 00:35:23.269 that. Good one. Rebound. Said something about 00:35:23.269 --> 00:35:26.010 yeti's cuz you know the name of the show, you 00:35:26.010 --> 00:35:31.190 know, what's really awesome AI yes, it's also 00:35:31.190 --> 00:35:35.050 brutally scary at the same time because You know, 00:35:35.050 --> 00:35:37.230 we're just waiting for president AI to come along 00:35:37.230 --> 00:35:40.150 starting to tell us what to do everything I've 00:35:40.150 --> 00:35:43.690 ever tried to get AI to do Does it really good? 00:35:44.809 --> 00:35:47.949 I? Mean not always But you have to be a human 00:35:47.949 --> 00:35:50.250 to pick up on like all that's not right Yeah, 00:35:50.250 --> 00:35:53.369 but usually you can get it to do what you want. 00:35:53.389 --> 00:35:56.289 Yes, just like uh, you know the songs and stuff. 00:35:56.349 --> 00:35:58.050 It's like, oh that's not quite right And then 00:35:58.050 --> 00:36:00.050 it all sudden pops up like what the hell? How 00:36:00.050 --> 00:36:03.829 did yeah, this would have taken me weeks stupid 00:36:03.829 --> 00:36:08.030 Music's done. I mean, isn't it? I feel like it's 00:36:08.030 --> 00:36:10.110 good and go that way. I'm kind of if it's that 00:36:10.110 --> 00:36:14.070 easy to make a really good song Then like really 00:36:14.070 --> 00:36:18.780 what's the point? I mean almost like I was Start 00:36:18.780 --> 00:36:20.980 playing music and yeah, that's great and all 00:36:20.980 --> 00:36:24.239 but don't the value that the only value that 00:36:24.239 --> 00:36:29.800 retains long run is Just the the extra creative 00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:32.420 creativity the extra brain to come up with something 00:36:32.420 --> 00:36:35.059 You know on the on the human end that that's 00:36:35.059 --> 00:36:36.500 that's the one that's gonna keep it original 00:36:36.500 --> 00:36:40.059 like oh This is a song made by whoever but maybe 00:36:40.059 --> 00:36:41.739 it's not really made by them It's just they're 00:36:41.739 --> 00:36:43.980 the ones who came up with the prompt for it and 00:36:43.980 --> 00:36:46.639 the lyrics or whatnot, you know, and yeah, you 00:36:46.639 --> 00:36:50.679 know AI AI did your song but you're more of a 00:36:50.679 --> 00:36:53.579 producer now than an actual musician Well, and 00:36:53.579 --> 00:36:55.739 if you were an alien, how hard is that to hack? 00:36:57.260 --> 00:37:00.539 For what you mean they could hack the AI and 00:37:00.539 --> 00:37:03.800 now for sure now the aliens are controlling us 00:37:03.800 --> 00:37:08.440 or or To stay sort of on topic. I've always thought 00:37:08.440 --> 00:37:10.159 like, you know It was a really good explanation 00:37:10.159 --> 00:37:12.059 of why you can't find Bigfoot because he's an 00:37:12.059 --> 00:37:14.820 alien exactly I thought that too. So when he 00:37:14.820 --> 00:37:18.110 gets in his ship and does this Cuz no one's ever 00:37:18.110 --> 00:37:23.570 found like a Bigfoot Cave No, a dead Bigfoot 00:37:23.570 --> 00:37:26.429 body, you know what that explains why he's not 00:37:26.429 --> 00:37:29.570 You can't find it. Yes. He just he goes home 00:37:29.570 --> 00:37:31.750 at the end of the day. Yeah, he goes back to 00:37:31.750 --> 00:37:33.329 the mothership Well, I mean he could be like 00:37:33.329 --> 00:37:36.650 the the damn predator too with camouflage. I 00:37:36.650 --> 00:37:38.590 don't know. Well, I don't think that cuz then 00:37:38.590 --> 00:37:40.989 we'd never see him Well, what if he just doing 00:37:40.989 --> 00:37:48.300 it to screw with you? Maybe exactly maybe Change 00:37:48.300 --> 00:37:56.400 my mind. Come on over here But what's the so 00:37:56.400 --> 00:37:59.219 yeti's just a snow bigfoot then right I believe 00:37:59.219 --> 00:38:03.139 so it's it's the I Was that what the abominable 00:38:03.139 --> 00:38:07.920 snowman is to I? Don't know we was a bold make 00:38:07.920 --> 00:38:11.579 AI tell us all right. I Mean we can get to gay 00:38:11.579 --> 00:38:29.110 Is the yeti Same thing This is how we are we're 00:38:29.110 --> 00:38:34.630 so good at doing Let's see here it's thinking 00:38:34.630 --> 00:38:42.309 all right No, my guy Though their cousins in 00:38:42.309 --> 00:38:45.670 the cryptid family Yetis the Himalayan high -altitude 00:38:45.670 --> 00:38:50.019 dweller thinks snowy peaks Shaggy white fur built 00:38:50.019 --> 00:38:53.059 for cold Bigfoot's the North American forest 00:38:53.059 --> 00:38:55.920 brute darker hair more lumbering through pine. 00:38:55.920 --> 00:39:01.980 I almost said penis Penis yeah legends differ 00:39:01.980 --> 00:39:06.639 yet. He's Yet he's tried to boot up. I'm sorry 00:39:06.639 --> 00:39:09.159 yet He's tied to Buddhist tales of a wild man 00:39:09.159 --> 00:39:11.719 while Bigfoot's got Native American roots like 00:39:11.719 --> 00:39:15.980 the Sasquatch of the Pacific Northwest size size 00:39:15.980 --> 00:39:29.750 wise both get pegged Both get pegged at seven 00:39:29.750 --> 00:39:33.750 ten feet, but yet he's often described as more 00:39:33.750 --> 00:39:39.329 ape like Bigfoot more human ish no hard proof 00:39:39.329 --> 00:39:42.190 on either footprints hair samples blurry pics, 00:39:42.230 --> 00:39:44.909 but the train but the train shapes the story 00:39:45.539 --> 00:39:50.460 You leaning toward one over the other? Not even 00:39:50.460 --> 00:39:53.639 I had no idea that Bigfoot was into that or is 00:39:53.639 --> 00:39:55.619 it yeti's that work? I don't know man. I said 00:39:55.619 --> 00:40:00.619 they both do dude. They both get big Yeah, it's 00:40:00.619 --> 00:40:02.960 crazy, but you know AI will just come up and 00:40:02.960 --> 00:40:05.400 tell you so that's that's cool. I'll tell you 00:40:05.400 --> 00:40:12.360 yeah, I'll tell you I I kind of feel I Think 00:40:12.570 --> 00:40:15.170 I think this is the right, what we need to do 00:40:15.170 --> 00:40:19.269 next is probably just bring this on the road. 00:40:20.409 --> 00:40:21.710 We'll just go somewhere. I think that's the next 00:40:21.710 --> 00:40:25.550 natural step. Yeah, we'll just pack up, be even 00:40:25.550 --> 00:40:28.530 more awesome if we just camped out a night somewhere. 00:40:29.650 --> 00:40:31.949 Well, I got access to my father -in -law's property 00:40:31.949 --> 00:40:34.190 out there. It's a bit of a drive, you know, so 00:40:34.190 --> 00:40:35.849 it's not like just a quick, like, oh, yeah, let's 00:40:35.849 --> 00:40:38.750 go there and do this. And where is that? You 00:40:38.750 --> 00:40:41.800 know where Goldendale is? No. What do you say 00:40:41.800 --> 00:40:45.000 it was like let's not record this part Okay, 00:40:45.079 --> 00:40:47.880 so yeah, basically over the mountains Eastern 00:40:47.880 --> 00:40:50.719 wash. Yeah, so but I have keys to it I got I 00:40:50.719 --> 00:40:55.000 got access to it. I We got my my parents they 00:40:55.000 --> 00:40:57.679 got Acres right down the road. That's true So 00:40:57.679 --> 00:41:00.199 like we got we got areas that we just obviously 00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:02.380 if for an overnight situation because it's yeah 00:41:02.380 --> 00:41:04.219 There's yeah, there's a cabin there. Yeah, you 00:41:04.219 --> 00:41:07.039 know stuff cuz we can remote do or wherever we 00:41:07.039 --> 00:41:10.079 want so We can do whatever want. We're adults 00:41:10.329 --> 00:41:13.690 Yeah, exactly. I'm a grown man. I do what I want. 00:41:15.530 --> 00:41:18.110 Oh, man, I feel like a burp. We haven't even 00:41:18.110 --> 00:41:21.110 been drinking. That's the weird thing. You know, 00:41:22.150 --> 00:41:25.829 you get older and I just can't drink. I'm pretty 00:41:25.829 --> 00:41:28.690 sure next time we will. Most likely. I'm pretty 00:41:28.690 --> 00:41:32.590 sure next time we'll make sure we we get it started 00:41:32.590 --> 00:41:35.489 in here. Was this more like the original, though? 00:41:35.730 --> 00:41:37.889 This is the first one. Well, yeah, we got to 00:41:37.889 --> 00:41:41.079 ease into it. Iron it out. My body can't handle 00:41:41.079 --> 00:41:46.659 like we used to know and Can't do that. Oh, it 00:41:46.659 --> 00:41:50.980 was just party Well, I had it we had it go on 00:41:50.980 --> 00:41:52.780 our favorite to where I didn't really have to 00:41:52.780 --> 00:41:57.000 go far to get home I really had to I could have 00:41:57.000 --> 00:41:59.960 walked home. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean We could 00:41:59.960 --> 00:42:04.579 have done a remote but that doesn't matter but 00:42:04.579 --> 00:42:07.639 All right, so we just came to the conclusion 00:42:07.639 --> 00:42:11.630 here that We're not good enough to just keep 00:42:11.630 --> 00:42:15.510 rambling like we used to so We don't we didn't 00:42:15.510 --> 00:42:18.750 do enough research Walking into this to have 00:42:18.750 --> 00:42:22.429 enough Bigfoot material ready to go, but we really 00:42:22.429 --> 00:42:24.530 next next time we will yeah Well, we just really 00:42:24.530 --> 00:42:25.929 wanted to start this because we just want to 00:42:25.929 --> 00:42:28.230 get one on the books Yeah, well, I mean they 00:42:28.230 --> 00:42:30.250 you got to start somewhere and I know my first 00:42:30.250 --> 00:42:32.489 one's a plug in a suck -ass So hey, whatever 00:42:32.489 --> 00:42:36.289 who gives a shit. Oh, I'm sorry who gives a fuck 00:42:43.329 --> 00:42:45.170 It's great, we know exactly what we're doing. 00:42:49.250 --> 00:42:56.210 I'm hitting all the right buttons now. You guys 00:42:56.210 --> 00:43:08.510 are crazy. Crazy, man. Franklin lasers? Anyway 00:43:08.510 --> 00:43:10.929 at that next time we'll do we're gonna do a little 00:43:10.929 --> 00:43:13.530 bit more research just so everybody You know 00:43:13.530 --> 00:43:18.369 like the zero people that listen that way Maybe 00:43:18.369 --> 00:43:20.969 one person will say hey, this is a little bit 00:43:20.969 --> 00:43:23.190 better. Yep. If you do listen to this Thank you. 00:43:23.349 --> 00:43:25.550 And now now that we're podcasters again, I'll 00:43:25.550 --> 00:43:27.869 say do the other podcasters favorite listen to 00:43:27.869 --> 00:43:30.429 your local podcast Yeah, exactly, you know, you 00:43:30.429 --> 00:43:32.230 got to start somewhere. I would listen to us 00:43:32.230 --> 00:43:34.369 first, but then listen to someone else I would 00:43:34.369 --> 00:43:38.289 highly encourage people to do this And I forgot 00:43:38.289 --> 00:43:40.929 to say this because this is really important. 00:43:42.150 --> 00:43:45.829 Podcasting for men is like the only fans for 00:43:45.829 --> 00:43:48.489 women, basically. That's a good way to put it. 00:43:48.550 --> 00:43:52.849 It totally is like morally a little bit different, 00:43:53.150 --> 00:43:56.110 but it's it's it's kind of on the same thing. 00:43:56.150 --> 00:43:57.690 The easiest thing a guy could do probably to 00:43:57.690 --> 00:43:59.690 try and make some money. That's that's that's 00:43:59.690 --> 00:44:03.780 what I'm saying. It's like how many. It's almost 00:44:03.780 --> 00:44:05.760 very similar where how many guys go out there 00:44:05.760 --> 00:44:07.340 and like, oh, we're gonna have a podcast. We're 00:44:07.340 --> 00:44:11.860 gonna talk. 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Don't tell 00:44:39.039 --> 00:44:40.599 the ladies about this because they'll stop doing 00:44:40.599 --> 00:44:43.559 OnlyFans and start podcasting and we'll be done. 00:44:44.059 --> 00:44:46.440 Well, with that, we just need to go ahead and 00:44:46.440 --> 00:44:49.440 wrap this up because before we, we'll just keep 00:44:49.440 --> 00:44:54.800 talking. Yeah, yeah. Stupid coppers, I say you 00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:55.760 ablaze