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In a world where meet -cutes have gone the way

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of mutual swipes on dating apps and romance only

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seems to exist in Hallmark movies. I can support

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myself just fine. I'm not a damsel in distress

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in need of rescuing by a man like some old -timey

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western. An audiobook narrator found a way. I

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orchestrated a real -life rom -com on my sister

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Claire. I couldn't help myself. To bring all

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the best rom -com tropes to life and help her

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sister fall in love. Who's that in your backyard,

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Shannon? He looks like a lumberjack. Yeah, but

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a multifaceted lumberjack. She orchestrated the

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perfect love story. Glad I was here to catch

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your fall with your entire body on top of me.

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I was attracted to you from the moment I saw

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you swiffering the ceiling. that came to life

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in the most unexpected ways. It's a butt. I just

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slid through a butthole. Tony, do you want to

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taste my wiener waffle? These teenage bi -curious

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vampires are never going to fall in love if I'm

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watching movies all day. From the people who

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brought you nothing, because this is India's

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Hell, comes a love story with laughs, longing,

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and a little bit of lunacy. The Rum Cum Formula.

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An audio comedy in eight trope -filled episodes.

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Listen now before someone else falls in love.

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Again. Coming soon to a podcast platform near

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you.