In a world where meet -cutes have gone the way
of mutual swipes on dating apps and romance only
seems to exist in Hallmark movies. I can support
myself just fine. I'm not a damsel in distress
in need of rescuing by a man like some old -timey
western. An audiobook narrator found a way. I
orchestrated a real -life rom -com on my sister
Claire. I couldn't help myself. To bring all
the best rom -com tropes to life and help her
sister fall in love. Who's that in your backyard,
Shannon? He looks like a lumberjack. Yeah, but
a multifaceted lumberjack. She orchestrated the
perfect love story. Glad I was here to catch
your fall with your entire body on top of me.
I was attracted to you from the moment I saw
you swiffering the ceiling. that came to life
in the most unexpected ways. It's a butt. I just
slid through a butthole. Tony, do you want to
taste my wiener waffle? These teenage bi -curious
vampires are never going to fall in love if I'm
watching movies all day. From the people who
brought you nothing, because this is India's
Hell, comes a love story with laughs, longing,
and a little bit of lunacy. The Rum Cum Formula.
An audio comedy in eight trope -filled episodes.
Listen now before someone else falls in love.
Again. Coming soon to a podcast platform near
you.