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Imagine taking a 140 -character tweet about a

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cranky 72 -year -old man and trying to stretch

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it into a full 21 -minute CBS sitcom. Staring

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William Shatner, no less. Right. Welcome to the

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Deep Dive, because today we are bringing you

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a really fascinating case study for you to just

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sort of wrap your head around. Yeah, we're looking

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at this massive collision between the rawest,

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most unfiltered corners of the internet and the

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highly sanitized, brightly lit living rooms of

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America. It is such a weird friction point and

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our source material for this deep dive is actually

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the Wikipedia page for a very specific notoriously

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bizarre 2010 CBS sitcom. A show that basically

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tried to bridge that massive gap between old

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media and new media. Exactly. We are talking

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about the show titled, and I have to pronounce

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this very carefully, as it officially did for

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broadcast, the show was called Bleep My Dad Says.

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Though it was written out as dollar sign, hashtag,

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asterisk, exclamation point. Yeah, dollar sign,

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hashtag, asterisk, exclamation point, my dad

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says. Which is a title that perfectly encapsulates

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the awkwardness of this entire corporate experiment.

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Oh, absolutely. OK, let's unpack this. Because

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to really get why this show is such a wild time

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capsule, we kind of have to put ourselves back

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in the mindset of the television industry in

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2010. Let's set the stage for you. So the year

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is 2010 and the television landscape is undergoing

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this massive, terrifying shift. Terrifying for

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the executives anyway. Oh, completely. Broadcast

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networks are looking at their aging audiences

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and then they're looking at these staggering

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completely alien internet numbers. Right, because

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social media is suddenly driving the cultural

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conversation. Yes. And traditional executives

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are absolutely scrambling. I mean, ad revenue

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models are starting to look shaky because younger

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demographics are just migrating to platforms

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like YouTube and Twitter. They weren't watching

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multi -camera sitcoms on Thursday nights anymore.

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Exactly. So the networks are desperate. They

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want to capture that lightning in a bottle, grab

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that younger demographic. But they fundamentally

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do not understand the mechanics of those platforms.

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Well, I'd argue they didn't just misunderstand

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the platforms. They misunderstood the appeal

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of the content itself. That is a great point.

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Which brings us to the source material CBS actually

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decided to buy, because this didn't start in

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like a traditional writer's room in Burbank.

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No, not at all. It started on a Twitter feed

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created by a 29 -year -old named Justin Halpern.

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He created an account called, well, Shit My Dad

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Says. Which was basically observational comedy

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in its purest, most distilled form. Yeah, the

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premise was just a collection of unsolicited,

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highly opinionated, and aggressively politically

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incorrect quotes from his 72 -year -old father,

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Sam. You have a cranky older man just speaking

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his mind entirely devoid of context blasted out

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in a hundred But see, this is where I have to

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push back on the very concept of this adaptation.

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How so? Because reading through the source material,

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I'm just struck by the sheer physics of this

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decision. Translating a single Twitter feed into

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a network sitcom is like trying to build an entire

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house out of a few funny bumper stickers. That's

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a really good analogy. Right. Bumper stickers

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don't have load -bearing walls. Where is the

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narrative foundation? How do you stretch a 140

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-character punchline into a 21 -minute story

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arc week after week? Well, that is the fundamental

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structural flaw, isn't it? If you look at the

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plot breakdown in the source, you can actually

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see the network desperately pouring concrete

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to make those bumper stickers hold up a roof.

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They were trying so hard. They really were, because

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they knew they couldn't just have a man sitting

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in a chair shouting tweets for a half hour. They

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had to build a narrative machine to generate

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the quotes organically. Right. they constructed

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this incredibly convoluted meta premise. In the

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show, the main character is Henry, who is a struggling

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writer and blogger. A blogger in 2010. How incredibly

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on the nose. Naturally. And because he can't

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afford rent, he is forced to move back in with

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his thrice divorced 72 year old father, Ed. OK.

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Now, here is where the plot literally mirrors

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the real world creation of the show. Henry is

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trying to get a job as a writer, but he lacks

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good material. Right. He has writer's block or

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something. Yeah. And during a job interview with

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an eccentric editor, his father, Ed, interrupts

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with this completely irrational phone call. And

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that bizarre unhinged rant sparks the of the

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editor conducting the interview. Wait, wait,

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so I'm reading this correctly. The editor basically

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hires him to be a stenographer for his own father.

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That is the exact mechanism. Henry is ultimately

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hired, but the catch is he has to continue living

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with Ed. Wow. He is contractually obligated by

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his new boss to stay in his childhood home just

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to have readily available material from his father's

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unsolicited rants. That is the engine of the

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show. It is a fictional hostage situation. You

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literally have a guy trapped in a house forced

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to mine his dad for content. The irony here is

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profound. I mean, the writers had to create this

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elaborate fictionalized world that justified

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the existence of the very tweets the show is

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based on. Yeah, they build a sitcom premise about

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a guy building a blog about his dad, just so

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CBS could broadcast a sitcom based on a guy's

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Twitter feed about his dad. It's like a Russian

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nesting doll of media formats. It really is.

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But because a premise about a guy sitting in

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a living room tweeting has zero visual stakes,

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the network realized they couldn't just cast,

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like, a standard character actor. No, they needed

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someone bigger. To make a premise centered entirely

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around a cranky dad actually work on screen,

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they needed gravity. They needed someone whose

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sheer presence could carry 21 minutes of television.

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And this is where the project shifted from a

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quirky internet novelty to a massive network

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priority. Yes. The absolute catalyst for this

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show getting off the ground happened in late

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February 2010. They cast William Shatner as Dr.

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Edison Milford. Ed Goodson III. William Shatner.

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Right. The moment Shatner landed the lead role,

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it instantly triggered the green light from CBS

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to produce the pilot. He was the anchor. He was

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the whole show, basically. Surrounding him, you

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had Jonathan Sadowsky playing Henry. And as a

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quick aside from the source, Sadowsky was actually

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a recast. Oh, really? Yeah. The original pilot

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featured an actor named Ryan Devlin in the role,

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but he was replaced by July. Well, that is a

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classic network move when a pilot isn't quite

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clicking during testing. If the chemistry is

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off, you swap out the straight man to better

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serve the star. Makes sense. You also had Will

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Sasso playing Henry's brother, Vince, and Nicole

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Sullivan playing Vince's wife, Bonnie. Both great

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comedic actors. Yeah, and I love this little

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detail in the source. Both Sasso and Sullivan

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had previously been castmates on the sketch comedy

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series, Mad TV. Oh, that's right. So they already

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brought an established comedic rhythm to the

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supporting cast. Oh, and the character of Sam,

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which was the actual name of Justin Halpern's

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real father, was originally a character in the

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pilot. played by Stephanie Lemelin. Wait, the

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dad was originally named Sam in the pilot. No,

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sorry, a separate character named Sam. But her

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character was completely eliminated and never

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appeared in the broadcast pilot or any subsequent

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episodes. Got it. So they streamlined the ensemble

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to focus entirely on the core family dynamic

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orbiting Shatner. Exactly. But let me play devil's

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advocate for a second. Looking at this assembly,

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you have the original creators. David Cohan and

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Max Muchnick, who are legendary, traditional

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multi -camera sitcom veterans. Very traditional.

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You pair them with Justin Halpern, a guy whose

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primary writing credit at the time was a Twitter

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account. Right? And then you drop William Shatner,

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a legendary classic TV star, right into the middle

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of it. So my question is... Was Shatner's casting

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a stroke of genius to anchor the show or was

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it just desperate stunt casting by these TV veterans

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trying to legitimize an Internet novelty for

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an older CBS audience? What's fascinating here

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is that clash of eras. You have three entirely

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different generations and philosophies of media

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trying to operate the same vehicle. Yeah, that's

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a good way to put it. You have the established

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sitcom heavyweights who know the rigid mathematical

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timing of a laugh track. You have the raw new

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media in creator who thrives on spontaneity.

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And you have a traditional television icon known

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for his distinct theatrical delivery. It's quite

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a mix. It created a bizarre melting pot. It was

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less about whether Shatner captured the specific

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nuance of the real -life dad from the Twitter

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feed and more about the fact that Shatner brings

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an undeniable theatrical weight to whatever he

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says. That's true. If you need a man to deliver

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absurd unsolicited rants and make the audience

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believe he means every word without breaking

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character, well Shatner can do that. Okay, so

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they have the star attached. They have the internet

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premise locked and loaded into a traditional

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sitcom format. The million dollar question is,

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what kind of stories did they actually tell?

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That's where it gets messy. How do they try to

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fuse the edgy, unfiltered nature of the internet

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with the cozy, brightly lit format of a network

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sitcom? This is where we see the bumpers of that

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network television format really start to box

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in the wildness of the Internet premise. They

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were trying to serve two completely different

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masters and the seams began to show almost immediately.

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I was looking through the specific episode plots

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in the source and the whiplash is incredible.

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I'm going to read a few of these because they

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perfectly illustrate how they tried and arguably

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failed to mix these two tones. Go for it. Let's

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look at episode two, titled Why Fight? In this

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episode, Ed forbids Henry from getting an internet

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connection for the house. OK, which is a very

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classic, quaint, grumpy old man sitcom trope.

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Exactly. But simultaneously in that same episode,

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Ed, who is a doctor, is being asked to diagnose

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a rash on his daughter -in -law Bonnie's breast.

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Wow. Yeah, so it's this jarring juxtaposition.

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You have a very gentle 1980s -style sitcom misunderstanding

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paired with an attempt at edgy, push -the -envelope

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physical comedy that you might expect from, like

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a premium cable show. Right. Then you have episode

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seven, Dog Ed Pursuit. Ed finds himself deeply

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emotionally attached to a dog named Root Beer.

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Heartwarming, simple, family -friendly. Sure.

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But that storyline is just opposed against Henry

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having very rough sex with Vince and Bonnie's

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supervisor. Again, you can practically hear the

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writer's room arguing over the tone. Seriously.

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Half the room wants a family comedy about a man

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and his dog, and the other half is trying to

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justify the edgy origins of the source material.

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And then my personal favorite, episode 14, corn

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star. Ed decides to run for the Homeowners Association

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president simply because the height of his corn

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stalks becomes an issue with the board. That

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is hilarious. There is absolutely nothing internet

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about that plot line. That could have been an

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episode of the Golden Girls. The execution was

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all over the map because the mechanism itself

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was flawed. I mean, they were trying to manufacture

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viral moments within the rigid structure of a

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22 minute act break sitcom. Based on that tonal

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confusion, I heard the reviews were an absolute

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bloodbath. Oh, they were. Critics just eviscerated

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this thing. They were brutal. We are talking

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about a 28 out of 100 on Metacritic, and on Rotten

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Tomatoes, based on 26 critic reviews, it holds

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a mathematically difficult 0%. 0%. A 0 % requires

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a unanimous consensus of disdain across the board.

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The critical consensus on the site brutally cited,

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quote, childish jokes, abysmal writing, and the

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half -baked stunt casting of William Shatner.

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They didn't hold back at all. Not even a little

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bit. But here's where it gets really interesting.

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I'm throwing a curveball your way. OK, I'm ready.

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If the critics lows this show with every fiber

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of their being, how did the premiere pull in

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12 .58 million viewers? That's a huge number.

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And how on earth did it win favorite new TV comedy

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at the 37th People's Choice Awards in January

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of 2011? It is the ultimate television paradox.

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But, you know, if we break down those numbers,

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it starts to make sense. Well, let's hear it.

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Yes. 12 .58 million viewers tuned in for the

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premiere. That is a massive number. But that

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initial tune in was driven largely by the sheer

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curiosity of the premise. The buzz. Right, you

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have the built -in audience of the Twitter feed

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and the undeniable magnetism of William Shatner.

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People just wanted to see what this weird experiment

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looked like. That makes sense. Now, the source

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notes that over the next two episodes, they lost

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nearly 20 % of that audience. Ah, so they tuned

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in to see the car crash, realized it was just

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a regular traffic jam, and then went home. Precisely.

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The novelty wore off for a chunk of viewers who

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realized it wasn't some revolution in television.

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It was just a sitcom. Just a sitcom. But then,

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the ratings stabilized. The fourth and fifth

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episodes bounced back to over 10 million viewers.

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It basically settled into a consistent groove

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of about 9 to 10 million viewers a week. Which

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is still really solid. It is. And that highlights

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a vast, often ignored disconnect between television

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critics and general audiences. Critics are evaluating

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a show based on structural integrity, the quality

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of the writing, the originality of the premise.

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They are looking for art. Right. But if you were

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sitting at home on a Thursday night in 2010,

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you probably didn't care what a TV critic in

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New York thought. You just wanted to unwind.

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Exactly. A general audience sitting down on a

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Thursday night often just wants the reassurance

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of a multi -camera sitcom rhythm. They want the

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recognizable face of William Shatner delivering

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punchlines on a set that looks like a brightly

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lit living room. The People's Choice Award kind

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of proves that. It does. That award is a testament

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to the fact that for a specific demographic,

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the show delivered exactly what they wanted,

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digestible, familiar entertainment. The comfort

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food of television. Yeah. But even with nine

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to 10 million people reliably showing up for

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dinner every week, it wasn't enough. No, it wasn't.

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Despite the decent viewership. CVS pulled the

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plug. They canceled it on May 15th, 2011, after

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just 18 episodes. It was even replaced mid -season

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by a show called Rules of Engagement, which they

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moved over from Mondays. Which shows that even

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for a network that thrives on familiar comfort,

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the execution here just wasn't sustainable. The

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friction between the premise and the product

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was simply too high. Yeah, but the friction regarding

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the quality of the show? That was happening after

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it aired. We have to talk about the fact that

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an entirely different incredibly vocal group

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was attacking the show before the pilot even

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premiered. Oh yes. And it's entirely because

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of the title. We need to talk about the Parents

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Television Council or the PTC. The culture war

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over a single word. Exactly. As soon as CBS announced

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the show's official name and its 8 .3 p .m. time

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slot at their upfront presentations in May 2010.

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And for anyone listening who is unfamiliar, upfronts

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are those massive glitzy events where networks

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pitch their upcoming fall schedules to advertisers

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to secure commercial funding. Thank you. Yes.

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So at the upfronts, while the PTC went on the

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immediate offensive, they announced a formal

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protest because the title alluded to an obscenity.

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Right. They didn't just write an angry letter.

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They threatened CBS with broadcast license challenges

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for any local affiliate station that dared to

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air the show or its promos before 10 0 0 p .m.

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And that is a very real, very serious threat

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to a broadcast network's infrastructure because

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it targets the local stations. Exactly. If you

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threaten the local affiliates, the individual

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stations across the country that actually beam

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the signal into people's homes. You threaten

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the entire distribution model. The network couldn't

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just ignore it. So the corporate filter kicks

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in immediately. The network scrambles to sanitize

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the property they just bought. They modify the

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title to comply with Federal Communications Commission

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regulations during prime time. Hence the symbols.

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Right. They swap out the letters for symbols,

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the dollar sign, the hashtag, the asterisk, the

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exclamation point. And in the press, they instruct

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everyone to refer to it as bleak, my dad says.

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They also had to systematically tone down and

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modify the actual profanity from Halpern's original

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Twitter feed for the scripts. Which is wild.

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CBS defended the show to reporters, promising

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that the expletive wouldn't be used in promos,

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that the show would in no way be indecent, that

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it would adhere to all CBS standards. And they

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even pointed out that parents who are worried

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could just use the V chip to block it. Right.

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The V chip being that piece of technology built

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into older televisions that allowed parents to

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lock out programming based on its age rating.

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It is really fascinating to watch the corporate

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mechanism try to digest something inherently

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edgy. I mean, they take a property famous specifically

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because of its profanity and raw nature, and

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then immediately assure advertisers and regulators

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that they have removed all the profanity and

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raw nature. That makes no sense. It's completely

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counterintuitive to why they bought it in the

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first place. Yeah. But William Shatner, to his

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credit, was not having any of this PR spin. He

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really wasn't. He gave this incredibly blunt

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defense of the original title. I love this quote

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from the source. He basically said, we say spit,

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why can't we say shit? A fair phonetic argument,

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I suppose. It's a bit simplistic for the FCC.

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He didn't stop there, though. Later, at the Television

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Critics Association press tour in July, he doubled

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down. He told the press, quote, The word shit

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is around us. It isn't a terrible term. It's

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a natural function. Why are we pussyfooting?

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Chander was effectively acting as the voice of

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the internet in that moment, just completely

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unfiltered and refusing to play the corporate

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game. He really was. If we connect this to the

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bigger picture, what this controversy really

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represented was a fundamental clash of media

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ecosystems. Bill Gorman, a writer for TV by the

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numbers, pointed out that the PTC protests was

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ultimately just giving the show massive free

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publicity. Which he correctly predicted would

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boost the premiere ratings. Exactly, and he was

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right. 12 .58 million people tuned in. The controversy

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worked as a marketing tool. It totally did. But

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the core issue wasn't just about a swear word.

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It was about the irreconcilable difference between

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the unfiltered democratic freedom of the internet,

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where a guy can just quote his dad and get millions

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of followers because it feels authentic, and

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the heavily regulated, advertiser friendly, politically

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sensitive world of prime time television. They

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just don't mix. No. Trying to adapt this Twitter

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feed into a CBS sitcom is like trying to play

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a chaotic open world video game using a rigid

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two button joystick from 1985. The hardware of

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network TV simply wasn't built for the software

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of the unfiltered internet. That's a great way

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to look at it. The essence of the Twitter food

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was its transgression. By censoring the title

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and softening the quotes to please the FCC and

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the PTC, CBS basically stripped away the very

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authenticity that made the property valuable

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in the first place. It became a sanitized echo

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of the thing it was trying to be. Which leads

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us to its weird, fleeting legacy. I mean, it

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was a total flash in the pan, but it left this

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incredibly strange pop culture footprint. It

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did. In 2011, Cartoon Network sketch show Maddie

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actually aired a crossover parody promo called

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Meep, my dad says. That is a phenomenal piece

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of trivia. Isn't it? It featured the Looney Tunes

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character, the Road Runner, playing the role

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of the dad, and they used his classic Meep Meeps

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to imitate the sensor bleeps. putting black bars

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over his beak when he spoke. That's amazing.

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When you're getting carotied by the road runner

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over broadcast censorship, you have officially

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entered the weirdest timeline of pop culture.

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It definitely secured its place in the trivia

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books, if nothing else. And as a quick footnote

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from the source, the creator, Justin Haliburn,

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actually did get a second shot at adapting his

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blog based material into a series later on with

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a show called Surviving Jack. But sticking to

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our 2010 time capsule. So what does this all

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mean for you listening right now? Why should

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you care about an 18 -episode sitcom that got

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canceled over a decade ago? Exactly. Well, this

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show is the ultimate case study in what happens

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when corporate media tries to package and sell

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authenticity. The executives saw the numbers

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on Twitter. They saw the raw engagement. And

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they thought they could just buy that authenticity

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and put it on a soundstage. But they couldn't.

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No. No. Because the very act of adapting that

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raw internet feed, censoring the title, adding

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a laugh track, inventing a convoluted backstory

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about a blogger moving home just to capture the

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quotes fundamentally altered its appeal. They

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bought a rebellious spirit and immediately gave

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it a curfew. They wanted the edge without the

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risk. Yes. And that leaves us with something

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to really go on as we consume media today, because

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this isn't just a 2010 problem. No, not at all.

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The platforms have changed. The friction hasn't.

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I think the lingering question here, the one

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that applies to almost every viral TikTok star

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or niche YouTube creator who gets a development

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deal today, is this. When we demand that our

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favorite unfiltered internet creators get these

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massive mainstream opportunities, are we actually

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asking for the very thing that will destroy the

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authenticity we loved about them in the first

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place? Because at the end of the day, no matter

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how much money a network throws at it, you really

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just can't build a sturdy house out of funny

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bumper stickers. The first strong wind? or in

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this case the first wave of television critics,

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is going to blow the whole thing down.
