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Imagine sitting down at a slightly run -down

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municipal airport diner. You order a standard,

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maybe slightly overcooked cheeseburger with a

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side of fries. Right, just a very basic lunch.

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Exactly. You eat it, you wipe your mouth with

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a paper napkin, and then the waitress hands you

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a bill for $400. Oh, wow. Yeah, in any normal

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scenario, you would probably call the authorities.

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Right, you'd be furious. But the crazy part is,

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every single weekend, thousands of people eagerly

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pay exactly that much for a basic diner lunch.

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And they actually consider it a fantastic bargain.

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Which is just wild to think about. It really

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is. Welcome to The Deep Dive. Today, our specific

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mission is to explore a single, incredibly fascinating

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Wikipedia entry about a piece of aviation slang

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known as the $100 hamburger. It's such a great

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topic. It's amazing. It's a term that perfectly

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captures the intersection of passionate hobbies,

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bizarre economic realities, and the deep -seated

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human need for a really good excuse. It truly

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is a perfect microcosm of human behavior. Because

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when you first hear the term, it sounds entirely

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culinary, like a luxury meal. Right, like some

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wagyu beef with gold flakes or something. Exactly.

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But as we comb through this entry, it becomes

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abundantly clear that this is absolutely not

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about food at all. Not even a little bit. No.

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It is entirely about psychology, the complex

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mechanics of justification, and, you know, the

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elaborate lengths we will go to in order to give

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ourselves permission to experience pure joy.

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OK, let's unpack this. If you hang around general

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aviation pilots, and we're talking about the

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folks flying the small private single engine

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propeller planes, you will inevitably hear someone

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say, hey, I'm going out for $100 hamburger this

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weekend. Yeah. It's a very common phrase in that

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world. It is. And according to the entry we were

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looking at today, this is a very specific, codified

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piece of aviation slang. The definition is beautifully

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simple. It's basically the excuse a general aviation

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pilot uses to go fly. And the anatomy of the

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trip has three strict parameters. First, it involves

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flying a relatively short distance, usually less

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than two hours round trip. Second, you land at

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a nearby airport and eat at the little restaurant

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attached to that airfield. And third, you fly

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home. That's it. That is the entire mission profile

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of the $100 hamburger. And what's really fascinating

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here is the mechanics of the excuse itself. You

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have to ask, like, why does a pilot need an excuse

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to fly in the first place? Yeah, you'd think

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the flying is the whole point. Exactly. If you

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have gone through the rigorous training to get

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your pilot's license and you have access to an

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airplane, why not just proudly announce to your

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family, I'm going to go fly an airplane for two

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hours because flying is an incredible feat of

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human engineering. And I want to look at the

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clouds. Right. Just own it. But human nature

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just doesn't work like that. We often feel this

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bizarre underlying guilt when we engage in an

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activity purely for the sake of solitary enjoyment,

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especially when that activity requires significant

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time and money. Which flying absolutely does.

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It really does. So we feel a psychological pressure

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to attach what behavioral scientists might call

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a utilitarian alibi to the activity. We have

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to say, I'm not just burning fuel for fun. I

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am executing a practical mission. I am procuring

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lunch. Wait, I have to push back on this whole

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guilt idea. Are pilots really feeling guilty

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or is this just like an inside joke that got

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out of hand? How do you mean? Well, let's be

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honest. If you have the disposable income to

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rent or own a Cessna, I highly doubt you're losing

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sleep over the cost -benefit analysis of a cheeseburger.

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Isn't it just a fun destination marker, like

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a reason to pick a specific heading on the compass?

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That's a fair challenge, yeah. Yeah. But I would

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argue it's not necessarily about financial guilt.

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It's more about social friction and purpose.

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OK, social friction. Tell me more about that.

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Well, if you tell your spouse or your friends

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that you are disappearing for four hours on a

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Saturday just to float around in the sky, it

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feels indulgent. It feels entirely self -serving.

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Oh, I see. But if you frame it as an errand,

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even incredibly inefficient, ridiculous errand,

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it changes the social dynamic. You are giving

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the flight a tangible, socially recognizable

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objective. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah. And

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the Wikipedia entry actually notes a brilliant

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detail here. This specific piece of slang is

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categorized under metaphors referring to food

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and drink. Oh, wow. Metaphors. Yes. That categorization

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is the giveaway. It highlights that the hamburger

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isn't a literal culinary objective. It's a metaphor

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for the journey. It is the MacGuffin of the pilot's

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weekend. The McGuffin. I love that. And that

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makes total sense when you frame it like that.

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It totally disguises the pure joy of the hobby

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as this mundane, everyday errand. Precisely.

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It actually reminds me of the mechanical watch

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industry, or even like the sneakerhead community.

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People will spend $10 ,000 on a mechanical dive

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watch that is technically less accurate than

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the smartphone in their pocket. Oh, absolutely.

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And they justify it by talking about the craftsmanship

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of the escapement mechanism, or how they need

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it for scuba diving, when in reality, they just

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love the romantic idea. of the watch. Yes the

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utility is just the cover story. Right or the

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guy who spends his entire Saturday morning washing

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and waxing his vintage sports car and then tells

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his partner you know I should probably drive

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this out to the county line just to test the

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tire alignment. Right, the alignment, sure. No,

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you don't care about the alignment. You just

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want to go for a scenic drive on a winding road.

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Exactly. It's the exact same psychological mechanism

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just at 3 ,000 feet. The stated purpose is secondary

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to the experience of the machine. Which really

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makes you wonder about the actual food. I mean,

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is the burger even good? That is the real question.

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If you are flying to a tiny municipal airstrip

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in the middle of nowhere, are you getting a Michelin

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star dining experience? or is it literally just

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a prop? You're eating a dry overcooked patty

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on a stale bun, but it tastes like absolute freedom

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because you flew a plane to get it. I strongly

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suspect the quality of the burger is inversely

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proportional to the quality of the flight. Oh,

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for sure. Right. Like if the air is smooth, the

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communications with air traffic control are crisp

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and the landing is a literal greaser. That is

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going to be the best tasting mediocre diner burger

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of your life. Absolutely. But, you know, as we

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start talking about the actual reality of these

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flights, this brings us to a rather glaring contradiction

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in the name itself. Oh, absolutely. The economics.

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Because I don't know if anyone listening has

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checked the price of aviation fuel lately, but

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surely flying an airplane costs a whole lot more

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than $100. If we connect this to the bigger picture,

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the $100 hamburger is actually a historical artifact.

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It's a linguistic fossil frozen in a very specific

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economic era. A fossil. That's a great way to

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put it. Yeah. The text explains that the $100

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figure originally referred to the approximate

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total cost of renting or operating a light general

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aviation aircraft, something like a standard

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Cessna 172, for the exact amount of time it took

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to fly that round trip. So back in the day, the

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fuel, the rental time, the whole operation genuinely

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clocked in at around $100. Yes. It was literal.

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That is wild to think about. But the data drops

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some cold, hard reality on us regarding where

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things stand today. It points out that increasing

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fuel prices, among other things, have drastically

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driven up the hourly operating costs for most

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airplanes. Oh, tremendously. It specifically

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notes that renting a Cessna 172 now costs anywhere

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from $95 to $180 U .S. dollars per Hobbs hour.

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And that includes fuel. But still, that math

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gets aggressive quickly. It really does. And

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we really should pause here to clarify what a

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Hobbs Hour is because that concept is crucial

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to understanding the underlying stress of the

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pilot's mindset. Yeah. Please explain the Hobbs

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Hour. So the Hobbs Meter is an instrument in

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the aircraft that measures the exact amount of

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time the engine is running. It is not just the

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time you spend magically soaring through the

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air. Oh, so it's not just flight time? No, not

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at all. It's the time you spend starting the

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engine on the ramp. It's the time you spend taxiing

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to the runway. It's the time you spend sitting

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there idling, waiting for air traffic control

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to give you clearance for takeoff. Just burning

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money on the tarmac? Exactly. The meter is relentlessly

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ticking that entire time. It's literally the

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taxicab meter of the sky. Precisely. And what

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drives that meter cost up isn't just the price

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of aviation gasoline, or Avgas, it's the hidden

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economics of the aviation industry. Like what

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kind of hidden economics? Well, general aviation

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fleets are aging. Many of these Cessna 172s were

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built in the 1970s or 80s. Maintaining them to

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strict federal aviation administration standards

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requires highly specialized, incredibly expensive

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labor. Right, you can't just take it to the local

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autumn camp. Exactly. Then you factor in skyrocketing

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insurance premiums for aircraft operators. All

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of that overhead gets baked directly into that

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hourly Hobbs rate. So let's do the actual math

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here. Let's say you're on the higher end of that

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spectrum. Renting that Cessna 172 costs you $180

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per Hobbs hour. A typical $100 hamburger trip

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is a two -hour round trip. That means our pilot's

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spending $360 just on the rental and the fuel.

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Just for the plane, yeah. Add in the actual cost

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of the lunch at the diner, plus a tip for the

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waitress, and you are looking at nearly a $400

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hamburger. It's tragic, honestly. It is a bit

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tragic. Inflation hasn't just come for our groceries.

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It has absolutely devastated our slang terms.

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It really has, and it highlights the shifting

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accessibility of general aviation as a hobby.

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When it was truly a $100 trip, it might have

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been an accessible weekend activity for a middle

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-class hobbyist. Yeah, totally manageable. But

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as that cost creeps up toward $400, the psychological

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weight of the excuse has to radically change.

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This is where a concept called mental accounting

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comes into play. Mental accounting. OK, what

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is that? It's this idea that people compartmentalize

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their money into different mental buckets to

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justify spending. The pilot puts the $360 flight

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cost into the hobby bucket and the $15 diner

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bill into the food bucket. Oh, that is so sneaky.

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Right. By keeping them separate, they don't have

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to admit they just paid nearly $400 for a single

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cheeseburger. But eventually, if the Hobbs rate

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gets high enough, that cognitive dissonance becomes

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a lot harder to ignore. Yeah, the math just doesn't

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work anymore. Exactly. The utilitarian alibi

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starts to buckle under the sheer weight of the

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receipt. But humans are masters of rationalization.

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When the math breaks down, when a $100 flight

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suddenly becomes $400, you can't justify it with

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a dry patty anymore. No, you really can't. The

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reward at the end of the line has to scale up

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to match the cost. We see this happening geographically,

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which is one of the most interesting parts of

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this whole concept. The entry gives us these

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incredible regional examples of how the menu

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has evolved. Yeah, the geographical variations

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are fascinating. Let's look at California, for

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example, specifically the San Francisco Bay Area.

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Pilots there aren't just getting burgers anymore.

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It mentions they fly short distances up to a

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place called the Nut Tree in Vacaville, or they

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fly down to Harris Ranch in Selma. And the crucial

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detail here... They often upgrade their meals

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to steaks. Which is a brilliant psychological

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pivot. It's a perfect example of the escalation

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of commitment. Right, because you can tell yourself,

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I didn't just spend $400 on a burger. That would

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be ridiculous. I flew in for a premium steak

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dinner. Exactly. If the base cost of the trans

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court has skyrocketed, the destination must artificially

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inflate in prestige to maintain the balance of

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the excuse. It has to feel worth it. Right. A

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steak feels like an event. Flying to a massive

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cattle ranch in Salma for a steak dinner feels

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like a genuine adventure that is worthy of the

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exorbitant fuel costs. It rebalances the mental

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accounting. It completely reframes the trip.

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It does. But what's really compelling here isn't

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just the culinary upgrade from ground beef to

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sirloin. It's how this individual solitary excuse

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starts to morph into something much larger. Okay,

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here's where it gets really interesting. Let's

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jump from the coast of California all the way

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over to Perth, Western Australia. This is my

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favorite example. So good. The entry introduces

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us to a phenomenon called the Rado Bun Run. And

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the origin story for this is just fantastic.

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It involves a group of pilots who, on Good Friday,

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realized they had completely run out of hot cross

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buns. Which, you know, if you know anything about

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Easter traditions, is a minor culinary crisis.

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A total crisis. But because it was Good Friday,

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all the local bakeries in Perth were closed.

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So what do they do? They realize the closest

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open bakery is located off the coast on Rottnest

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Island. Naturally. So they fire up their plane

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engines and fly across the ocean to an island.

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just to secure hot cross buns. It is the ultimate

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absurd manifestation of the $100 hamburger mentality.

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It really is. It's taking a minor domestic inconvenience,

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a lack of seasonal pastries, and using it as

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the perfect unassailable excuse to execute a

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complex aviation mission. Honey, we're out of

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buns. I have to take the plane. Exactly. But

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look at what happens to this story over time.

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The text notes that this initial, somewhat selfish

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pursuit of Hot Cross Buns has now evolved into

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an annual charity event. Wait, really? From an

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excuse for a joyride to a literal charity run?

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That is quite the leap. It is, and it represents

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a profound cultural evolution within the aviation

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community. What begins as a solitary pilot trying

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to justify their expensive hobby to themselves

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transforms into a collective tradition. It becomes

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a group activity. Exactly. This is the power

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of social validation. When an entire group of

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pilots does it together, the activity is no longer

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an eccentric, expensive excuse. It becomes a

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sanctioned event. Wow. Oh, yeah. By turning the

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Rato Bun Run into a charity event, They have

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engineered the ultimate unimpeachable alibi.

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You can't criticize the expense of the fuel,

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the wear and tear on the aircraft, or the frivolity

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of the flight, because now it's for a good cause.

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It is the perfect marriage of passion and justification.

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That is so incredibly smart. It completely insulates

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the hobby from any outside judgment. And this

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whole phenomenon isn't just some secret pilot

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code either. It's spilled over into mainstream

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culture. Oh, absolutely. The entry mentions that

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this concept was actually featured in the New

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York Times under the amazing headline cleared

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for lunching. Such a great headline. Which preys

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that even people who have never set foot in a

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cockpit, who have no idea what a Hobbs meter

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is, can appreciate the sheer delightful absurdity

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of the concept. Because the underlying human

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element is universally relatable. We all create

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these frameworks of permission for ourselves.

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Oh, 100%. We all invent elaborate hurdles to

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jump over just to do the things we want to do

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anyway. The pilot's framework just happens to

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require clearance from an air traffic controller

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and an understanding of aerodynamics. Think about

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your own hobbies for a second, you know, as you're

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listening to this. If you had an airplane fully

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fueled and waiting on the tarmac right now. What

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is your specific food item? Oh, that's a great

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thought experiment. Right. What is the one incredibly

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niche, highly specific craving that you would

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use as your ultimate excuse for a two hour flight?

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Are you flying three states over because there's

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a diner that makes a specific kind of blueberry

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pancake? Or maybe a specific barbecue spot in

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Texas. Exactly. Are you flying to the coast just

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to get a dozen oysters from a shack on the pier?

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It really makes you think about what your ultimate

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destination would be if the journey itself was

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the entire point. And that really is the crux

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of the $100 hamburger. The destination is completely

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arbitrary. The food is arbitrary. It doesn't

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actually matter. Not at all. The true commodity

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being purchased isn't protein or carbohydrates.

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It is the time spent suspended in the air, disconnected

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from the earth, engaged in an activity that requires

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absolute focus and delivers absolute freedom.

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The hamburger, the steak, the hot cross bun,

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they're all just the alibi. So what does this

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all mean? When we look back at this brief Wikipedia

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entry for the hundred dollar hamburger, we see

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so much more than just a quirky piece of slang.

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We really do. We see a mirror. reflecting how

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we navigate our passions. It captures the shifting

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economy of fuel and aircraft rentals, showing

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us how a term born in a cheaper era stubbornly

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survives even when the math no longer adds up.

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Even if it means upgrading to a stake just to

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make the receipt feel justified. Exactly. It

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shows us the delightful human tendency to turn

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a solo joyride into a community tradition, or

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even an annual Hot Cross Bun charity event. But

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most importantly, it's a reminder that sometimes

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you just need a really good excuse to do the

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thing you love. Which brings us to a broader

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reflection about where this all goes next. We've

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talked about how the $100 hamburger became a

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$400 hamburger due to the rising costs of fuel

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and maintenance. Right, the inflation factor.

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But it makes you wonder about the future of aviation.

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As we move toward electric aircraft and sustainable

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aviation technology, the operating costs of a

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small plane might actually plummet back down.

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Oh, that's an interesting point. Yeah. Electric

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engines have vastly fewer moving parts, which

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means drastically lower maintenance, and electricity

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is much cheaper than specialized aviation fuel.

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So if flying suddenly becomes cheap again, will

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the $100 hamburger go back to being a literal

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$100 hamburger? That would be amazing. Or, stripped

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of the massive financial burden that forced us

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to upgrade to stakes and charity runs, will we

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have to invent entirely new psychological excuses

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to take to the skies? In a world hyper -focused

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on efficiency and productivity, what is your

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personal version of the $100 hamburger? What

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elaborate, slightly impractical excuse do you

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use just to give yourself permission to do something

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you love? That is the perfect question to leave

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hanging in the air. The economics might change,

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but the human need to justify a joyride probably

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never will. Thank you so much for joining us

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on this deep dive. Whether you are driving 45

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minutes out of your way just to get the good

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drive -through fries, or you are firing up a

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Cessna for a very expensive steak dinner, we

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hope you enjoy the journey. Take care, and we'll

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catch you on the next one.
