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Welcome to a brand new deep dive for those of

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you out there who are always looking for that

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next great aha moment. Yeah, that spark of insight.

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But, you know, without the massive information

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overload. Exactly. And today we have a really

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fascinating source material. We're looking at

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an excerpt from a Wikipedia list of Latin phrases,

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specifically the ones beginning with the letter

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V. Right. The V list. And OK, let's unpack this

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because my mission today is to prove to you that

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Latin isn't just some like dusty dead language

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reserved for old textbooks. It really isn't.

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I mean, it's so foundational. It is. And we want

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to uncover how these ancient V phrases act as

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this timeless mirror reflecting human psychology,

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the arrogance of rulers, our obsession with truth,

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and honestly, even our everyday office vocabulary.

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It's a great lens to use because, well, while

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ancient Greek rhetoric started centuries before

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Latin, these specific Latin phrases have uniquely

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embedded themselves into our modern institutional

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DNA. Oh, totally. But instead of starting with,

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you know, boring grammar lessons, let's dive

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right into the most dramatic individuals who

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actually spoke the language. The rulers and emperors.

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Yes. Because looking at them shows how their

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words reveal both immense ego and some really

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surprising humor. Oh, definitely. Like, let's

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look at the ultimate flex of Julius Caesar. It's

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47 BC. He just fought this major battle against

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King Farnus's II. Right, near Zela. Yeah, and

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he sends this message back to the Roman Senate.

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And it's supposedly just three words. Vinni vidi

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vici. I came, I saw, I conquered. I mean, it

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is the ancient equivalent of a devastating three

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-word mic drop tweet. It's just... So impossibly

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arrogant. It's pure confidence, yeah. Yeah. But

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the brilliance of veni, vidi, vici is actually

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in the mechanics of classical Latin. OK, wait,

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how so? Well, because it's a highly inflicted

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language, Caesar didn't even need to use pronouns.

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Oh, right, because the subject is baked in. Exactly.

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The I is implied by the I suffix at the end of

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each word. Plus, these are all in the perfect

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active indicative tense. So it's very symmetrical.

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Highly symmetrical. Veni, vidi, vici. It's this

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percussive, almost marching rhythm. Wow, so he's

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not just saying what happened, he's... He's structurally

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mimicking a military march. He's telling the

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Senate, you know, that coming, seeing, and conquering

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all took the exact same amount of effortless

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energy. That is so intimidating. But then, you

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know, you contrast that with Augustus, who had

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a completely different vibe. Very different.

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Augustus had to master the art of looking like

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an ordinary citizen while holding absolute power.

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Right, because looking like a dictator got Caesar

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assassinated. Exactly. So, Suetonius records

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this phrase ascribed to Augustus when he wanted

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to to describe something being done very quickly,

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he used the phrase, uh, velocius quam asparagi

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cuquantur. Huh. Which means faster than asparagus

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can be cooked. Right. Or as quick as boiled asparagus.

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OK. I have to ask, why asparagus? I mean, out

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of all the fierce, militaristic things the Roman

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emperor could use to describe speed, why a mundane

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vegetable? Well, what's fascinating here is how

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it highlights the relatable domestic reality

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of ancient life. Like, it brings him down to

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earth. Precisely. It strips away the marble statue

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facade of these rulers. I mean, asparagus cooks

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incredibly fast. If you leave it in boiling water

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for an extra minute, it turns to mush. Oh, true.

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So Augustus is basically using a kitchen timer

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as his metaphor. That is brilliant PR. It's the

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ancient equivalent of a politician eating a hot

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dog at the state fair. Exactly. It humanizes

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him completely. And speaking of humanizing, we

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have to talk about Vespasian's dark comedy. because

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his last words are just incredible. Oh, they

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are famously cynical. He's literally dying and

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his last words are, vai puto Deus Fio. I think

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I'm becoming a god. I mean the self -aware humor

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there. He's realizing his own mortal failing

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body while simultaneously poking sun at the Roman

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tradition of defying dead emperors. It's a brilliant

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juxtaposition. He's mocking the bureaucratic

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machinery that's about to turn his very human

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corpse into an immortal deity. Right. And that

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actually transitions us perfectly. Right. Because

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building on this Beijing's realization of ultimate

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reality and mortality, let's talk about the ultimate

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reality humans have chased for millennia. Truth.

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Yes, truth. Because veritas is arguably the most

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repeated word in the V list when it comes to

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mottos. It's ubiquitous. And you see different

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institutions adopt it to establish immediate

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authority. Look, Harvard, right? Yeah, Harvard's

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original motto was Veritas Christo et Ecclesiae.

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Truth for Christ and Church. Exactly. But over

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the centuries, they shortened it to just veritas.

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They removed the religious meaning to make it

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a universal claim to ultimate reality. And it's

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not just schools. The CIA's clandestine service

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uses it, too. Right, their motto is veritanum

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cognacere. To know truth. Okay, let me play devil's

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advocate here for a second, though. Go for it.

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Does slapping veritas on a cresc actually mean

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anything? Or is it just the ancient version of

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hollow corporate synergy jargon? Like, did these

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institutions actually care about truth or just

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the branding of it? That is the core question,

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isn't it? Because claiming truth is really about

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claiming permanence. Permanence, how so? Well,

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we can synthesize this by looking at the philosopher

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Seneca the Younger. He gives us two great quotes

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here. Veritas odit morass, which means truth

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hates delay. OK. And Veritas numquam parrot.

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Truth never expires. Ah, truth never expires.

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Right. So claiming truth is the ultimate power

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move because it outlasts any single ruler's reign.

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You attach yourself to something eternal. Oh,

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I see. Even if your institution is flawed, the

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concept you're claiming isn't. Exactly. Even

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the occultist Ollister Crowley used it for his

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magical motto. He went with, uh, vi very universum

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vivus vici. By the power of truth, I, while living,

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have conquered the universe. Notice the rhythm

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there. Vi very universum vivus vici. Wait, five

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V words. That's a direct phonetic escalation

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of Caesar's three V words. It absolutely is.

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Wow. But, okay, if we revere truth so highly,

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why do we constantly fail to live up to it? Well,

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if we connect this to the bigger picture, the

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V -List actually contains some brutally honest

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observations about human fallibility. It really

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does. Like the struggle of acrasia. Yes, the

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weakness of will. Right. Ovid perfectly captures

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this in the phrase, video meliora proboki deteriora

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sicor. I see, and approve of the better, but

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I follow the worse. I mean, that is just so incredibly

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relatable. It's the ultimate summary of setting

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your alarm for a 6 a .m. workout, hitting snooze

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three times, and then just eating a donut instead.

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Yeah, that's a craja in a nutshell. You logically

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know the better choice. You approve of it. But

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your actions completely follow the worst path.

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And it scales up to society, too. It's the illusion

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of change. Oh, like the cool from Titus. Right.

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The fox changes his fur, not his habits. It's

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the sobering reminder from antiquity. Humanity

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can change its outward attitude or its branding

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without ever changing its core objectives. Which

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perfectly loops back to our corporate synergy

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conversation. Yeah. You can slap a new logo or

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a Latin motto on something, change the fur, but

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the underlying habits are exactly the same. Exactly.

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And another massive human flaw on the list is

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the failure to follow through. Oh, Hannibal.

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Yes. The quote directed at Hannibal after the

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Battle of Cannae in 216 BC. Vincisius Hannibal

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victoria utinesis. You know how to win, Hannibal.

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You do not know how to use victory. He pulled

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off this tactical masterpiece and circled and

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destroyed the Roman army. But then he hesitated.

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He didn't march on Rome. No, he didn't. He failed

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to follow up. It perfectly encapsulates the failure

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to capitalize on an advantage. It's like nailing

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a job interview but then being too nervous to

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negotiate your salary. Precisely. You win the

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battle but you lose the momentum. Man, human

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nature really hasn't changed. And, you know,

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you don't even need to be Hannibal or an emperor

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to use these phrases. Not at all. In fact, if

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you're listening right now, you are likely using

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V Latin every single week. without realizing

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it. It's heavily embedded in our everyday vocabulary.

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Take the word veto. I forbid. Right. Its origins

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are in ancient Roman voting procedures. Tribunes

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would literally step in and say veto to block

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a piece of legislation. It's literally an ancient

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pause button. And then there's vox populi. Voice

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of the people. Which modern media truncates all

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the time to just vox pop. Yeah, for those rapid

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fire street interviews you see on the news. Invading

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me come, meaning go with me. which evolved to

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describe a handbook or a manual that you carry

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around. Okay, but here's where it gets really

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interesting. Think about the phrase vice versa.

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Meaning with position turned. Right, but the

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pronunciation revelation with this one completely

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blew my mind. Because we all walk around saying

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vice versa. We do. But if an ancient Roman heard

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us, they would have no idea what we were saying.

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And none at all. Because in classical Latin pronunciation,

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the letter C is always a hard K sound. Always

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a K. Yes. And the consonantal V actually represents

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a W sound. Wait, so. Put that together. How would

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Caesar have pronounced vice versa? He would have

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said, we -e -k -we -air -saw. We -k -we -air

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-saw. Yeah. That doesn't sound stern or imposing

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at all. It sounds joyful. It really does. It

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sounds like a spell from a cartoon. We -e -k

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-w -e -h -r -saw. It just completely shatters

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that illusion of these perfectly serious marble

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statues. It makes the ancient world sound much

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more alive, much more human. So what does this

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all mean? We've journeyed from Caesar's battlefield

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flexes to the boiled asparagus of Augustus. Through

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the institutional branding of truth. Right, all

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the way to the phonetic surprises of We E. Key

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W. P. H. R. Psy. And it just goes to show this

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language is far from dead. It's a living roadmap

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of human nature. And understanding these phrases

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really gives you an incredible lens for viewing

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modern institutions and even your own human flaws.

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Absolutely. It reminds you that your modern struggles

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are beautifully, timelessly ancient. Well said.

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And on that note, I want to leave you with a

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final provocative thought to ponder on your own.

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Okay. We've seen how a random metaphor about

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boiled asparagus survived for over 2000 years,

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simply because an emperor used it in passing.

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Right. So if a future civilization uncovers our

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digital archives thousands of years from now,

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which of our mundane everyday text message abbreviations

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are they going to meticulously catalog? Will

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they treat our casual texts with the same profound

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reference we give to Roman quotes? Like, will

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a simple modern idiom or BRB become the new boiled

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asparagus? That is a fascinating thought. Something

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to mull over. Thanks for joining us on this deep

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dive.
