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Imagine standing on a stage, right? You open

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your mouth and you are singing a hit song that

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you literally wrote 30 years ago. Yeah, a song

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that defined your entire career. Exactly. You

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were using the exact same vocal chords. You're

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hitting the exact same harmonies that made that

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song famous around the entire world. Right. But

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then you step off the stage and you are handed

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a court order. A piece of paper telling you that,

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legally speaking, your voice and your history

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belong to someone else. It's wild. Someone who

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wasn't even in the room when you wrote the song.

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Right. Welcome to the Deep Dive. Today, we are

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taking you on a mission to explore a truly mind

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-bending story about rock and roll, human identity,

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and, well, what happens when the legal entity

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of a band actually outlives its original creators?

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It is the ultimate collision between biological

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reality and corporate law. Because, you know,

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you cannot physically separate a singer from

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their vocal cords. But as we're about to see

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today, on paper, you absolutely can sever an

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artist from their own identity. Yeah, it's pretty

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bleak. So our source today is a Wikipedia article

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detailing a 2002 Federal Court of Australia decision.

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The case is called We Too Peta Ltd v Shore Rock.

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And I know at first glance, that sounds like

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a dispute over, I don't know, commercial office

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furniture or something. It sounds incredible.

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just a boilerplate corporate lawsuit between

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two unrecognizable entities. But it is actually

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a vicious battle for the soul and the very name

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of one of the most successful pop rock groups

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in Australian history. OK, let's untack this.

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Let's do it. To understand how a group of original

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founding singers got sued over the use of their

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own name, we have to travel back to Melbourne,

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Australia. Right, back to March of 1975. Exactly.

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This is the birth of the globally successful

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group Little River Band. And that foundational

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moment in 75, it really establishes the core

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creative engine of Little River Band, or LRB.

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Right. For our purposes, the key names you need

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to track are B. Birtles, who was actually born

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Gerard Birtlecamp. Graham Goble, and Glenn Shorrock.

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The primary vocalists. Exactly. There were a

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few other instrumentalists, like Derek Palichy,

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Graham Davidge, and Dave Orams, but Bertels,

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Goble, and Shorrock are the primary vocal and

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creative forces driving that early success. They're

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the guys sweating in the studio, writing the

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hits, singing the harmonies, doing those grueling

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promotional tours, and they bring on a manager

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named Glenn Wheatley. Which is pretty standard.

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Right, and as is incredibly common, when a band

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starts making real international money, they

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realize they can't just operate out of a shoebox

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under a bed, you know, and they have to form

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a company. Because the music business is, first

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and foremost, a business. When royalties start

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pouring in from radio play, record sales, merchandise,

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you need a legal bucket to hold and distribute

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that money. And pay the tax man. Exactly. You

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also need a shield for personal liability. So

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in 1975, Goble and their manager Wheatley form

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a holding company. They call it the Little River

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Band Ploedy LTD. And for anyone listening who

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isn't familiar with Australian business terms,

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Ploedy LTD is basically the equivalent of a private

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limited company, or like an LLC in the States.

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Right, it's a standard corporate structure. So

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if you've ever started a small business or an

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LLC with friends, you know how this works. In

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the beginning, everyone is storing their energy

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in, the paperwork feels like a formality, and

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you're just focused on building the product.

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And for a while, their product is flawless. I

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mean, they achieve massive commercial success

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in Australia, and they break huge into the United

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States. But bands are like living organisms.

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They mutate. Oh, constantly. People get exhausted

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from touring, creative differences pop up, and

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members cycle in and out. Fast forward to August

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of 1981, a guitarist named Stephen Hausden joins

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the band. Keep your eye on Stephen Hausden. When

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he joins in 81, he is stepping into a highly

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lucrative, well -oiled machine. Right, the heavy

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lifting has been done. Exactly. He joins a lineup

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that still includes founders like Bertels, Goble,

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Policci, and Shorrock, plus a couple of newer

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guys. Housden is essentially the new employee.

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But the shifting accelerates pretty quickly after

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that. Bertels leaves the band in 1983. the manager,

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Glenn Wheatley, he resigns in 1987. Yeah, big

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changes. And that same year, the Remain members

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decide to completely restructure the business

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side of things. They establish a brand new holding

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company for the Little River Band, and they call

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it We Too Putty LTD. And the structure of We

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Too Putty LTD is crucial to everything that follows.

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How so? Well, the directors of this new company

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are simply the current active band members at

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that exact moment in 1987. So that's Graham Goebel,

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Stephen Hausden, Wayne Nelson, Derek Palicci,

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and Glenn Shorrock. Okay. They are all directors,

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and they all hold equal shares. Which, you know,

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seems perfectly fair on paper. Whoever is currently

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sweating on stage gets an equal slice of the

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corporate pie. It does seem fair. But corporate

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shares are tied to active participation. If you

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quit the band, you don't get to take your slice

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of the pie home and just sit on your couch and

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collect money. You resign your directorship,

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and your shares stay with the active company.

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Right. That is standard corporate operating procedure.

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But the fatal error, the move that seals their

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fate, entirely happens the very next year. In

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1988? Yes. In 1988, founder Graham Goble and

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former manager Glenn Wheatley officially transfer

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the ownership of the band name Little River Band

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along with all the associated trademarks and

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logos. Oh no. Yeah. They move all of it from

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the original 1975 holding company into this new

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company, We Too Play LTD. They basically took

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the title to the car, so to speak, and signed

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it over to the new LLC. That's exactly what they

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did. To put this into perspective for you, it's

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like building a beautiful custom home with your

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best friends. You design the architecture, you

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lay the foundation, you put your blood and sweat

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into it. Yep. But over the years, as people slowly

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move out to pursue other things or, you know,

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start families, the guy who rented the guest

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room six years later ends up holding the sole

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deed to the property. That is a perfect analogy,

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because that is exactly how the attrition played

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out here. It's just wild. After that 1988 transfer,

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the original members slowly bleed out of the

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organization. Graham Webber leaves in 1992. Wayne

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Nelson and founder Glenn Shorrock leave in 1996.

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Derek Polici leaves in 1998. And every single

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time one of them walks out the door, they surrender

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their active stake in We Too Betty LTD. Leaving

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Stephen Hausden sitting alone in the boardroom?

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Exactly. By 1998, Stephen Hausden is the sole

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remaining director. He becomes the 100 % owner

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of We Too Betty LTD. Wow. He is the last man

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standing. And because We Too owns the trademarks,

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Hausden essentially is the Little River Band.

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Legally speaking. Legally speaking. Right. Any

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new or returning musicians from that point forward

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are not joining a creative brotherhood. They're

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contracted employees working for Stephen Housden.

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So Housden is sitting on this quiet, massive

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legal goldmine. Yeah. But a trademark is really

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only as good as the threat to its power, right?

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No. And that threat arrived in early 2002 because

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eventually the original voices actually missed

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singing together. They wanted to get back out

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there. Exactly. Bertles, Shorrock, and Goble

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reunite. They form a trio. They bring back their

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old manager, Glenn Wheatley, and they actually

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revive their original 1975 holding company. They

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want to get back on stage. Right. And they plan

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to perform as Bertles, Shorrock, Goble, and they

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specifically capitalize the L, R, and B in their

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names on the posters. Clever. Yeah, very clever.

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They also want to build themselves using phrases

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like the original Little River Band or the voices

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of Little River Band. Which biologically and

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historically is completely accurate. It is a

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factual description of who they are. It is. But

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Housden discovers this plan and immediately drops

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the hammer. He hits them with a legal injunction

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to cease and desist, demanding they stop using

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the name Little River Band in any capacity. Zero

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tolerance. And just like that, they're dragged

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into the Federal Court of Australia. So the written

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submissions began on June 17th, 2002, before

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Justice Raymond Finkelstein. WE2 Plitty LTD,

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representing Housden, is the applicant. Shorrock,

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Bertels, and Goebel are the respondents. But

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the founders fight back, right? They do. They

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launch a cross -claim. They argue that the trademark

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should be returned to them based on... prior

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ownership. Okay. They argue that a trademark's

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value comes from the cultural goodwill it generates.

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And they were the actual human beings who generated

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that goodwill in the 1970s. Here's where it gets

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really interesting because I have to push back

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on the legal reality here. Okay, go for it. As

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someone looking at this from the outside, common

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sense screams that the founders are right. I

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mean, if they are singing the exact songs they

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wrote with the exact voices that made those songs

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famous, how does a piece of administrative paperwork

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defeat the actual physical voices of the people

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who built the legacy? I get it. It is deeply

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counterintuitive to how we view art. We view

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art romantically, right? Of course. But trademark

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law does not care about romance. And it does

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not care about historical authorship. It cares

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about the rules. Exactly. Trademark law is fundamentally

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about consumer protection and identifying the

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commercial origin of a product. The law looks

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at the paper trail. And Stephen Housden didn't

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just walk into court with a gentleman's agreement.

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He came with international receipts. Right. He

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had the official documentation showing the 1988

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assignment of the trademarks to We Too. And crucially,

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he showed that this trademark was officially

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registered with the United States Patent and

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Trademark Office back in 1989. And that international

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registration made it completely bulletproof.

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Now, the founders also tried to argue that we,

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too, should lose the trademark due to a lack

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of use. What does that mean? Well, in trademark

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law, there is a concept of a statutory period,

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meaning if you own a trademark, but you don't

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actively use it in commerce for a set number

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of years, it can be considered abandoned. Oh,

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I see. But Housen completely dismantled this

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argument. He provided concrete evidence that

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we, too, have been actively touring and using

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the trademark the entire time. But the most devastating

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piece of evidence. The part that really highlights

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how disconnected the artists had become from

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the business side of things involved the internet.

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Oh, this part is brutal. It really is. Housden

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presented a record showing that in the year 2000,

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B. Birtles himself had transferred the ownership

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of the URL littleriverband .com directly to We2PD

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LTD. Just two years before the lawsuit. Yeah.

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From a psychological standpoint, it's just tragic.

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Birtles likely viewed it as simple administrative

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cleanup. He probably thought, well, WE2 handles

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the band's current logistics, so they should

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manage the website registry. Makes total sense.

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He had no idea he was handing housing the final

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piece of ammunition for an upcoming trademark

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war. So the founders are sitting in a federal

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courtroom staring at this mountain of paperwork

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that they themselves had signed over the decades.

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Paperwork explicitly stating they do not own

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the very thing they created. Yeah, and on the

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second day of the trial, the reality finally

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sets in. They see the writing on the wall. They

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do. The original company withdraws their counterclaim,

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but they surrender, essentially, and seek a settlement

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with We Too PDLTD. And the immediate fallout

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in court is harsh. Justice Finkelstein accepts

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the settlement, but he has to rule on the financial

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fallout. He orders the founders to pay half of

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We Too's taxed costs. And for anyone unfamiliar

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with Australian legal jargon. taxed costs doesn't

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mean government taxes. Right. It means the court

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officially calculates and itemizes the reasonable

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legal fees incurred during the dispute. So the

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founders had to foot half of Housden's legal

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bill just for taking them to court. Exactly.

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And adding insult to injury, Justice Ficklesand

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makes a point to express his deep disappointment

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on the record. He says it's regrettable that

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the parties couldn't resolve this privately.

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But the financial penalty pales in comparison

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to the actual terms of the settlement outlined

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on July 12, 2002. Yeah, the terms are absolutely

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crushing. Bertels, Goebel, and Shorrock are strictly

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banned from using the band name, the trademarks,

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or the logos as their name, or even as part of

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their name. They cannot call themselves Little

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River Band. They cannot call themselves the original

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Little River Band. The only concession granted

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to them is descriptive use. Which means what,

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exactly? In promotional and advertising material,

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they are allowed to describe themselves factually.

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They can say, we are the original members of

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Little River Band, but they cannot bill their

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actual performing act under that name. What's

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fascinating to me is how aggressively this settlement

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is enforced in the years that follow. It wasn't

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just about the name on a concert marquee. No,

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it went much further. In 2004, the founders try

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to release a retrospective DVD titled Little

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River Band. It's a long way there. It features

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historical concert footage from their prime in

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the 1970s and it gets blocked. Housden challenges

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the manner in which they describe their link

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to the band in the promotional materials. He

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was rigorously protecting the corporate asset,

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ensuring no consumer confusion. What's fascinating

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here is the psychological toll. You have the

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creators of this massively successful cultural

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export legally forced to operate as former members

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of their own life's work. They are treated like

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alumni of a university they built, rather than

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the ongoing soul of the music. And the absurdity

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of this legal gag order reaches its absolute

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peak in October 2004. the Australian Recording

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Industry Association, A -R -I -A, which is basically

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the Australian equivalent of the Grammy board

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or the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Right. They

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decide to induct the classic lineup of Little

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River Band into their Hall of Fame. Which is

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a massive lifetime achievement honor. the kind

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of moment that validates an entire career. But

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because of the 2002 settlement, when Bertels,

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Goble, and Shore Rock get together to perform

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their early hit, Help Is On Its Way, at the broadcast

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ceremony, they can't just be introduced to the

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crowd as the Little River Band. Right, they legally

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can't. The national TV broadcast literally has

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to bill them specifically as the classic lineup

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of the Little River Band. It's unbelievable.

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It is a bizarre, carefully negotiated legal loophole

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just so they can stand on stage and play play

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their own song at their own lifetime achievement

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award. And the friction continued to simmer,

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leading to another round in court in 2005. This

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one was known as We Too PDLTDV Shore Rocks No.

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2. Back to court. Back to court. Once again,

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just as Finkelstein presided, both sides threw

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claims and counterclaims at each other regarding

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trademark infringement and misleading conduct.

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But they were eventually dismissed. OK. They

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reached the final comprehensive settlement in

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July 2005 that essentially reaffirmed the status

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quo. The founders could explicitly refer to their

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heritage as the singers, songwriters and former

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members of LRB, but Housen retained the absolute

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right to the name. So the legal battles finally

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stopped, but the emotional damage was permanent.

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And the founders channeled their frustration

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the only way musicians know how, right? They

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went into the studio. They went into the studio

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and wrote music about it. But we aren't talking

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about protest songs tackling war or poverty or,

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you know, political corruption. We are talking

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about literal protest songs railing against contract

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law and corporate shell games. Which has to be

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one of the rarest subgenres in all of music history.

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passionate, emotionally raw rock anthems about

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intellectual property assignments. It is a hilarious

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and sad contrast. In 2006, Graham Goble releases

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a track called Someone's Taken Our History, which

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is as literal a title as you can get. Very literal.

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In 2012, B. Birtles releases a song called Revolving

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Door using the corporate turnstile of band members

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as a metaphor for their loss. And then in 2016,

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Glenn Shorrock puts out a song titled perfectly

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hear my voice. They are using classic rock instrumentation

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to scream into the void about the cold, emotionless

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machinery of the legal system. Yeah. But meanwhile,

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the machinery kept right on humming. It sure

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did. Because according to our sources, as of

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October 2020, Stephen Houston's Little River

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Band continues to tour. Wow. They play largely

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in the United States, performing the massive

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hits that were written, composed and made famous

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by the very men who were legally banned from

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using the name. Houston hires contracted musicians

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to play the parts and the corporate entity continues

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to generate revenue from its assets. It perfectly

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distills the strange duality of art and commerce.

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The legal entity of the Little River Band is

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alive and well. Functioning exactly as a holding

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company is designed to function. So what does

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this all mean? Why should you, listening to this,

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care about an obscure 2002 Australian court case?

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Good question. It matters because it is a glaring

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warning beacon for anyone who creates anything.

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Whether you are starting an LLC, coding an app

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with your college roommate, launching a podcast,

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or forming an indie band in your garage, you

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have to care about the boring administrative

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holding company paperwork. Because when the creative

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honeymoon ends and push comes to shove, the law

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doesn't care about nostalgia. It really doesn't.

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The law doesn't care who wrote the lyrics, who

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sang the high harmony, or who had the original

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dream. The law only cares about who signed the

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trademark assignment and who holds the shares.

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It's a harsh truth. A legendary group of artists

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accidentally signed away their identity in 1988

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because they just didn't understand the mechanics

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of corporate attrition. And that led to a bizarre

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reality in 2002 where the legal owner of the

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band isn't an original member and the original

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members aren't legally the band. It truly is

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one of the strangest corporate shell games in

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music history, a paper trail that managed to

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completely overpower the human voice. And this

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raises an important question, one that goes far

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beyond just trademark law and actually gets into

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ancient philosophy. Oh, here we go. It's essentially

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the musical version of the ship of Theseus. The

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old thought experiment, like if you have a famous

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wooden ship. And over the years, you replace

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every single rotting wooden plank with a new

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one. Until absolutely none of the original wood

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remains, is it still the same ship? Exactly.

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Apply that to this deep dive. If a legal holding

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company slowly replaces every single original

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human member of a creative group with contracted

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employees, but that entity legally retains the

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trademark and the logo, is it still the same

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band? That is the question. When you buy a ticket

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to go see a legacy act play at a theater, what

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are you actually paying for? Are you paying to

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stand in the presence of a legally trademarked

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corporate asset, or are you paying to connect

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with the soul of the original creators? It makes

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you wonder. If you can legally sever a singer's

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voice from their public identity, and you hand

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that identity over to a corporate filing whose

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fingerprint is really on the music you're listening

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to, something to mull over the next time you

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hear a classic hit on the radio, or the next

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time someone asks you to sign a partnership agreement.

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Thanks for joining us on this deep dive. We'll

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catch you next time.
