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I want you to imagine, just for a second, the

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world we live in right now when it comes to audio.

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Oh, it's wild right now. Right. Like, we are

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constantly surrounded by altered sound bites,

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AI voice clones, hyper -realistic deepfakes.

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Yeah. If you want to make it sound like, I don't

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know, a famous politician is saying something

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utterly ridiculous, you could probably do it

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on your phone right now. Easily. While you're

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waiting in line for coffee. In about... Five

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minutes. Yeah, the technology is just everywhere.

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Exactly. But for this deep dive, I want you to

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leave your smartphone behind and travel back

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in time with us. We're going back to 1965. A

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very, very different era. Completely. This is

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an era long before digital editing, before software,

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before you could even see a visual waveform on

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a screen. There's no visual feedback at all.

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Exactly. It's a time when creating fake audio

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meant sitting in a smoky room and physically

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cutting miles and miles magnetic type with actual

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literal metal razor blades. I mean it is just

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a a completely different universe of media creation.

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We're talking about an incredibly tactile, painstakingly

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slow, and highly physical way to manipulate reality.

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Right. You couldn't just click undo if you made

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a mistake. If you cut the tape wrong, that was

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it. That was it, yeah. And today, our source

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material is a fascinating Wikipedia article that

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details a completely forgotten, yet massively

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successful 1965 comedy album. It's called Welcome

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to the LBJ Ranch. Such a great title. It really

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is. And our mission for this deep dive is to

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explore how two incredibly frustrated comedy

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writers managed to engineer this blockbuster

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piece of political satire simply by manipulating

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the recorded voices of the most powerful people

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in America. Yeah, it's quite the story. We're

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going to look at the massive technical hurdles

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they cleared, the legal minefield they navigated,

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and how they ultimately changed the way politicians

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handle being the butt of the joke. It serves

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as a brilliant case study, really, in early audio

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manipulation. Looking back at it gives us a really

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striking precedent for how the public interacts

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with political figures and just how much effort

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it used to take to manufacture a viral comedic

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moment. Absolutely. Now, before we jump into

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the story, a quick but very important note for

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you listening. Our source material today heavily

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features prominent political figures from the

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1960s, and that spans both the left wing and

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the right wing. Right. We're talking about President

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Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, Barry Goldwater,

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and a host of other massive historical names.

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So we want to be explicitly clear upfront that

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this deep dive is completely impartial. Completely.

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We are not taking any sides, and we are certainly

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not endorsing any of the political viewpoints

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or the... targets mentioned in these historical

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records. We are simply here to report on the

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historical facts, the comedic ideas, and the

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sheer technical achievement contained in the

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original source material. Yeah, we are examining

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this purely through the lens of history, comedy

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writing, and audio engineering. The political

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affiliations of the targets are just the raw

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materials these creators use to build their album.

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Okay, let's unpack this. To really understand

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this album and why it exists at all, we have

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to start with the masterminds behind it. And

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more importantly, I think, we need to look at

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why two guys would ever willingly put themselves

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through what sounds like an absolute torture

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chamber of an editorial process. Yeah, because

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this wasn't some casual weekend hobby they picked

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up on a whim. Right. By 1964, when they started

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cooking up this project, the two men behind it,

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Earl Dowd and Aylin Robin, were already operating

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at the absolute pinnacle of their industry. They

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were big deals. They really were. They were highly

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successful television comedy writers. Doud had

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written hilarious, iconic lines for television

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legends. We're talking Jack Parr, Jackie Gleason,

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Jonathan Winters, Ernie Kovacs, and Johnny Carson.

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I mean, those are the absolute titans of mid

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-century entertainment. Exactly. Meanwhile, Alyn

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Robin was a longtime core writer for The Tonight

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Show. He had also written for major variety stars

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like Cliff Arquette, Fred Allen, Steve Allen.

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These two men were essentially architecting the

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sense of humor for the entire American public

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on a nightly basis. But they were entirely anonymous

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to the general public. Nobody knew their names.

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They were the men behind the curtain. It reminds

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me a bit of like... Highly paid ghost writers,

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you know, you're sitting there in a writer's

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room churning out the absolute best punch lens

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of your life And then you have to stand in the

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wings and watch someone else step into the spotlight

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Yeah, and they deliver your joke and they get

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all the applause all the laughs and basically

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all the credit for your hard work And that lack

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of public recognition breeds a very specific

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very potent kind of frustration Oh, I bet Robin

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actually went on the record about this stating

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quite bluntly that he was looking for a way to

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make more money He pointed out that he found

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it difficult to consort with television stars

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in the lavish lifestyle they expected of him

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while he was basically taking home a writer's

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salary. Right, he's hanging out with millionaires

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but not making millionaire money. Exactly. Both

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of these men wanted fame. They wanted their names

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on the marquee, and they wanted the financial

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security that came with it. And Dowd had actually

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already tasted a little bit of that massive center

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stage success, hadn't he? He had, yeah. Couple

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of years earlier, Dowd produced the 1962 comedy

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album, The First Family. Oh, right. Yeah, that

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album featured an impersonator named Vaughn Meader

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doing this very gentle, poking fun impression

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of President John F. Kennedy and his family.

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Uh -huh. And that record was a massive, unprecedented

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overnight sensation. It sold millions of copies

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in a matter of weeks, and it even won Dowd a

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Grammy Award. So he knew firsthand that comedy

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albums could be a vehicle for the kind of cultural

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dominance and massive financial windfall they

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were looking for. What's fascinating here is

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how the most basic human desires for The need

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for recognition, for financial security, for

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validation of one's own talent drove these two

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men to push the absolute technological boundaries

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of audio editing in the 1960s. Yeah, they weren't

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just writing jokes anymore. They were inventing

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a completely new way to deliver them to the masses.

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And that brings us to the actual physical reality

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of creating this album, which honestly sounds

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less like a creative process and more like a

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bizarre psychological endurance experiment. That's

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a good way to put it. Right. To build this album,

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Doud and Robin met nearly every single evening

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for 13 solid months. A relentless daily grind.

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And remember, this is on top of their already

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demanding television job. Yeah, they didn't quit

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their day jobs. So they set up shop at Doud's

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house in New York City, which was located in

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the East 60s on the Upper East Side. And over

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those 13 months, they amassed and reviewed a

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staggering 36 miles of magnetic tape. 36 miles.

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I want you, the listener, to let that sink in

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for a second. 36 miles. That is roughly the distance

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from New York City all the way to the middle

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of Connecticut entirely made of thin fragile

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ribbon containing the voices of politicians.

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Picture the scene in that Upper East Side house.

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It's the mid -1960s. The room is dominated by

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these bulky, heavy reel -to -reel tape recorders.

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to even find a quote. They couldn't just, you

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know, search a transcript on a laptop. Right,

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no control F back then. No, not at all. They

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had to sit and listen to hours and hours of press

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conferences in real time. I really want to dig

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into the mechanics of this because I think we

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take audio editing so for granted today. How

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are they actually manipulating this tape? Well,

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the physical process of analog tape splicing

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is intensely surgical. Once they found a piece

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of audio they liked, they had to isolate it.

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And you do that by manually rocking the tape

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reels back and forth over the machine's playback

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head. OK. You do that to find the exact microscopic

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start and end points of a syllable. Then you

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literally mark that exact spot on the tape with

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a grease pencil. You pull the tape away from

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the machine, place it into a metal cutting block,

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and physically slice the tape at a 45 degree

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angle with a metal razor blade. So they are literally

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severing the magnetic tape in half. Yes. Then

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you take that severed piece of tape, you line

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it up perfectly with the next piece of tape you

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want to use, and you join them together with

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a special adhesive splicing tape. That sounds

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incredibly tedious. It is, because if your razor

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cut is off by even a millimeter, or if the angle

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isn't perfectly 45 degrees, the audio will pop

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or click or just sound completely unnatural when

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you play it back. Doing that seamlessly, thousands

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of times over 13 months, requires almost superhuman

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patience. To put this in perspective for anyone

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listening, trying to build a fluid, natural -sounding

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comedy album by cutting 36 miles of tape with

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a razor blade is like trying to write a best

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-selling novel by cutting individual letters

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out of a mountain of daily newspapers. Yeah,

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that's exactly it. The margin for error is essentially

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zero. And doing it in a room that was likely

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covered in tiny discarded strips of magnetic

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tape and smelling strongly of splicing fluid.

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Oh, and we absolutely cannot leave out the strangest

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detail from our sources regarding that room.

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Oh, the kinkajou? Yes. While they are doing this

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highly meticulous, mind -numbing editorial work,

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they are being watched over by Dude's pet kinkajou.

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A kinkajou being a small, nocturnal rainforest

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mammal, closely related to the raccoon, usually

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found in the canopy of Central and South America.

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Not exactly a common Upper East Side house pet.

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Not at all. And the source material casually

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drops this incredible detail. This kinkajou was

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sometimes intoxicated from alcohol that Dowd

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supplied to it. Just unbelievable. So you have

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two frustrated comedy writers, 36 miles of tape,

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sharp razor blades, and a drunk rainforest animal

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supervising the whole operation, you literally

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cannot write a more chaotic scene. It paints

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a very vivid, almost surreal picture of the environment

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where this groundbreaking media manipulation

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was taking place. It really does. But looking

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at the mechanics of this, I have to ask a question

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that I think anyone listening would be wondering

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about. With 36 miles of tape and all those hours

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of politicians talking, why not just chop up

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their speeches word by word? Like take a the

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from here. an apple from there, a tax from over

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there, and just string individual words together

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to make the politicians say literally whatever

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crazy sentence you wanted. It's a completely

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logical question, but taking that shortcut would

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have ruined the illusion. They specifically avoided

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doing that. In fact, Dowd stated that they tried

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to stay away from the tapes of formal political

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speeches entirely. Really? Why avoid the speeches?

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Wouldn't that be the cleanest audio? Yes, but

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completely wrong in its tone. Think about how

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a politician sounds when they were standing at

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a podium, giving a prepared speech to a crowd

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of thousands. They project their voice from their

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chest. They leave long pauses for applause. The

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cadence is very rhythmic and theatrical. Right,

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it's very performed. If you took that booming

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theatrical auditorium voice and spliced it in

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as the answer to a casual, intimate interview

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question, The listener's brain would immediately

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reject it. It would sound jarringly fake. So

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it's not just about the words. It's about the

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acoustic environment and the delivery. Precisely.

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They realized early on that they only wanted

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to use complete, unchopped answers from casual

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interviews and press conferences. They desperately

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needed that natural conversational tone, the

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breathing, the slight hesitations, the casual

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cadence to make the fabricated interviews sound

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completely real to the ear. That makes so much

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sense. By imposing this massive, difficult constraint

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on themselves, refusing to chop up sentences

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word by word, they actually elevated the comedic

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art form they were inventing. The joke on this

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album isn't that they made a fake, robotic sounding

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sentence. The joke is that a real, genuine, naturally

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delivered sentence perfectly answers a completely

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absurd question. I'm trying to wrap my head around

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the workflow here. If you have a strict rule

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to only use an unchopped answer from a real interview,

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you can't just write a funny joke and then go

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look for the audio to match it. Right. You'd

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never find it. You'd have to do it in reverse,

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right? Yeah. You'd have to sift through the tape,

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find a weird or interesting piece of audio first,

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and then engineer a fake setup question to fit

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what the politician's already saying. That is

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exactly the reverse engineering process they

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had to master. They started by cataloging interesting,

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ambiguous, or funny out -of -context answers

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from the politicians, and then they worked backward.

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They wrote a fake interviewer's question that

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would transform that mundane answer into a brilliant

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punchline. And the source material gives us some

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incredible examples of this working in practice.

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The actual title of the album, Welcome to the

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LBJ Ranch, comes from a recording of First Lady

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Lady Bird Johnson giving a guided audio tour

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of President Lyndon B. Johnson's Texas home.

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A location which is now a national historic park.

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So Daud and Robin find this tape of the First

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Lady saying, very warmly and hospitably, welcome

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to the LBJ ranch. They isolate that clip and

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they write a fake interview question for her.

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The fake interviewer asks, as a student of history,

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I wonder if you could remember the actual words

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the Native Americans spoke when Christopher Columbus

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landed on these shores. And then they play her

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real audio, welcome to the LBJ ranch. It's such

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a simple structural joke, but it lands perfectly

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because her delivery of the line is totally sincere

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and pleasant. The contrast between the historical

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premise of the question and her cheerful Texas

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hospitality is what creates the comedy. Here's

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another one I love from the sources. They targeted

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the governor of New York, Nelson Rockefeller,

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who is famous for being a member of the astronomically

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wealthy Rockefeller family. Right. The fake interviewer

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asks him a very simple, relatable question. What

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did he give his wife for their anniversary? And

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the real, unchopped audio of Rockefeller replies,

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the state of Connecticut and the state of New

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York, both states and the people in those two

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states. In reality, he was likely answering a

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dry policy question about infrastructure initiatives

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or regional voting blocks. Yes, totally. But

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when that audio is placed immediately after the

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anniversary question, it perfectly skewers his

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public reputation as an unimaginably wealthy

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tycoon who could literally gift an entire state

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to his spouse. And to make this illusion ironclad,

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they didn't just have Robin or Dowd read the

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fake set up questions into a microphone. They

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brought in serious heavyweight broadcast talent.

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Oh, yeah. They hired famous. instantly recognizable

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news announcers of the era. We're talking guys

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like John Cameron Swayze, Westbrook Van Voorhees,

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and WPIX anchorman John St. Lugger. These were

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the definitive voices of authority and truth

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in 1960s America. The voices you trusted. Exactly.

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Hearing these trusted newsmen ask these completely

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absurd questions gave the entire album a veneer

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of absolute journalistic seriousness. And then,

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to bridge the gap between news and comedy, they

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topped it all off with a careful calibrated laugh

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track. Yeah, added by a sound effects specialist

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named Bob Prescott. If we connect this to the

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bigger picture, you have to look past the jokes

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and realize the immense legal risk Dowd, Robin,

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and their publisher were taking. Oh, I can't

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even imagine. Imagine. You're one of the executives

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at Capitol Records. You've got this brilliantly

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funny tape sitting on your desk, but you are

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looking at manipulated audio of the sitting president

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of the United States, the vice president, powerful

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senators, and influential governors. You are

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literally putting words into the mouths of the

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leaders of the free world. I would be terrified

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of the liability. Capital Records certainly was.

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They didn't just put this record out blindly.

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They actually deployed their 40 person legal

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team to review the entire album, track by track,

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to clear it for release. 40 corporate lawyers

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dissecting a comedy record. They had to be absolutely

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certain it fell firmly under the protection of

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fair use as a parody. In 1965, taking actual

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audio of the president and manipulating it for

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commercial comedy was relatively uncharted territory

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for mainstream major record labels. They were

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testing the boundaries of the First Amendment.

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That fear of crossing the line wasn't just a

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legal concern, though. It also drove their editorial

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curation, right? They had 36 miles of tape, meaning

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they had audio of almost everyone, but they were

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hyper aware of the optics of who they targeted.

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They were meticulously balancing the scales.

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If you're going to use the president's voice

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for comedy, you can't just attack one side of

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the political aisle without looking like a partisan

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hitch -op. Makes sense. They originally planned

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to use audio from Werner von Braun, the famous

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German rocketry pioneer, and Prince Philip of

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the United Kingdom. But they ultimately dropped

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them to keep the focus strictly on the ecosystem

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of American politics. Which keeps the album conceptually

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tight. It does. But they also had to make some

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painful cuts of major American figures. They

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had unearthed some fantastic comedic potential

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in recordings of former president Harry S. Truman,

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but the analog audio quality of those otter tapes

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was just too poor. Ah, too much hiss or crackle.

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Exactly. It wouldn't blend seamlessly with the

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crisp studio -recorded questions from the news

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anchors. And then they had some incredible material

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featuring Ambassador Adlai Stevenson II. But

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the timing of that material became incredibly

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tragic. Right. Stevenson died suddenly in July

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1965, which was just a month before Dowd and

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Robin went into the studio to record the announcer

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voices. Dowd made the editorial call that it

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would be an extremely bad taste to include a

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man on a comedy album right after his sudden

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passing. Of course. So dropping Truman for technical

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reasons and Stevenson for ethical reasons actually

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shifted the carefully planned political balance

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of the album. They had intended to engineer a

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perfect 50 -50 partisan split with five Republicans

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and five Democrats. But the final track list

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ended up featuring five Republicans and only

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three Democrats. It's fascinating how much of

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this groundbreaking final product was dictated

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not just by the writer's comedic vision, but

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by the physical limitations of audio fidelity

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and, you know, basic human decency regarding

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a recent death. Yeah, real world constraints.

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So let's look at the climax of all this effort.

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November 1965 rolls around. The 13 months locked

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in the Upper East Side apartment, the 36 miles

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of magnetic tape, the drunk kinkajou, the 40

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person legal review. It's all done. The album

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is finally released to the public. The multi

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-million dollar question is... Did it actually

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work? It was an absolute runaway blockbuster.

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The sales numbers from the source material are

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staggering. Cashbox Magazine reported that the

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album sold five million units, just a massive

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volume of vinyl moving across the country. By

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Christmas Day in 1965, it had rocketed to number

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three on the Billboard charts for top LPs. And

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to give you a sense of the cultural oxygen it

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was consuming, the only two albums beating it

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on the charts were Herb Albert's legendary Whip

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Cream and Other Delights at number one, and the

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soundtrack to the movie The Sound of Music at

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number two. That is some serious competition.

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This comedy album of spliced tape was sitting

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right there shoulder to shoulder with the biggest,

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most defining cultural juggernauts of the entire

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decade. And it had incredible staying power,

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remaining on the charts for a total of 25 weeks.

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But that massive success did not come without

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some serious institutional friction. The initial

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rollout to radio stations was incredibly tense.

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The sources note that major metropolitan radio

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station managers were deeply hesitant to put

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this on the airwaves. They were terrified of

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violating the rights of these powerful politicians

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or inviting FCC scrutiny. Yeah, nobody wanted

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to be the first to jump. Capital records had

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to continuously reassure them, essentially saying,

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our 40 lawyers looked at this, we promise it's

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legal. But they faced what one capital executive

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described as stiff resistance, particularly from

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major radio stations in the Los Angeles market.

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However, the dam eventually broke. Once brave

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station managers in places like New York, Chicago,

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Dallas, Seattle, and Atlanta finally started

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broadcasting excerpts on the air, the public

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reaction was instantaneous. People had never

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heard their stoic leaders sound like this. That

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radio play is what drove those massive five million

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unit sales numbers we just discussed. This raises

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an important question. How did the actual targets

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of the satire, the politicians themselves, react

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to being manipulated? In today's highly polarized,

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litigious environment, you might naturally expect

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a flurry of lawsuits, angry press conferences,

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or demands for censorship and boycotts. Absolutely.

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But the reaction in 1965 was incredibly revealing

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about the changing nature of politics. Talk about

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a plot twist. Senator Everett Dirksen, who is

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a very powerful figure and one of the main politicians

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parodied on the album, didn't issue a gag order

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or sue them. According to the sources, he reportedly

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bought stacks of the album to give away to his

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own friends as Christmas gifts. And the embrace

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of the comedy goes even further than that. John

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Lindsay, who had just been elected as the mayor

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of New York City, heard the album and reached

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out directly to Dowd and Robin. He didn't complain

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about how he was portrayed. Instead, he hired

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the two of them to write a comedy speech for

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him to deliver at the prestigious annual Gridiron

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Club dinner the following March. Right. You'd

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expect a politician in 1965 to be furious. But

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instead, he essentially admits, OK, you guys

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are funnier than my PR team. Come work for me.

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It perfectly highlights a pivotal cultural shift.

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Politicians were beginning to realize that being

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in on the joke was becoming a highly valuable.

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political tool. Yes. Showing the voting public

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that you could take a punch, laugh at yourself,

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and appreciate good satire made you appear more

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human, more approachable, and frankly, more modern.

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It really feels like the birth of the modern

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politician trying to prove they're cool and relatable

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by going on late night comedy shows. Totally.

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And as a capstone to all this immense effort

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and success, welcome to the LBJ Ranch. Earn a

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Grammy Award nomination for best comedy album.

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which provided exactly the kind of top -tier

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industry validation and name recognition that

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Doud and Robin had been craving since their anonymous

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days in the television writers' room. Interestingly,

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they found themselves competing against Doud's

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former colleagues from the First Family team,

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who had a new album out called You Don't Have

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to Be Jewish. A small world. They were also up

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against heavyweights like Godfrey Cambridge and

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the Smothers Brothers. Ultimately... They didn't

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take home the trophy the Grammys that year went

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to Bill Cosby for his album Why Is There Air.

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But LBJ Ranch was officially certified gold by

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the Recording Industry Association of America.

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Incredible. Dowd and Robin finally got their

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fame and they certainly got their money. So what

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does this all mean for you listening to this

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deep dive right now? Why should we care about

00:22:40.490 --> 00:22:44.289
the mechanics of a comedy album from 1965? I

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think it's because this story reminds us of the

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sheer monumental human effort it used to take

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to create a seamless piece of audio manipulation.

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It really was monumental. Doubt and Robin proved

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that our appetite for political satire and our

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inherent willingness to blur the lines between

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reality and comedy is not some new phenomenon

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born out of the internet era. No, not at all.

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We've always wanted to laugh at the people holding

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the levers of power, and we've always been captivated

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by the illusion of hearing them say the quiet

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or utterly absurd part out loud. And examining

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their painstaking analog process leaves us with

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a rather profound thought to mull over. If two

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guys in 1965 could create a massive cultural

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phenomenon and fundamentally shift how politicians

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engaged with comedy using nothing but metal razor

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blades, sticky tape and 36 miles of magnetic

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ribbon. Yeah. What does today's frictionless

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instant AI generated audio mean for the future

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of political satire? That's a great question.

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When anyone with a smartphone can generate a

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perfectly flawless, synthesized fake in a matter

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of seconds, completely bypassing all the creative

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constraints and reverse engineering that Dowd

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and Robin faced, will the painstakingly crafted

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joke lose its power entirely? Or will we simply

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reach a saturation point where we stop trusting

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anything we hear, turning every single piece

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of audio into a potential parody? a completely

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terrifying but entirely relevant question to

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take with us as we navigate our own increasingly

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complex era of manipulated media. I know I'll

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definitely be thinking about that 36 miles of

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physical tape the next time I scroll past a political

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meme. Thank you so much for joining us on this

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deep dive. Thank you for listening.
