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You're listening to this because, well, you want

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the facts without the fluff. You're someone who

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loves a good aha moment. You want to be well

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-informed, but you completely dread the feeling

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of information overload. Right. You want to understand

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the world, and you want it delivered in a way

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that respects your time. That is exactly what

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we do here. Today, we are taking a really fascinating

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set of source materials, a comprehensive look

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at the page of the United States Senate, and

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our mission. is to uncover a world that operates

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right under our noses. It really does. We are

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looking at the hidden, intense, and often completely

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surprising ecosystem of the teenagers who literally

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keep the gears of the US Senate turning. OK,

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let's unpack this, because I had absolutely no

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idea how intense this role actually is. It is

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a remarkable system to examine, honestly. We

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tend to view congressional pages through this

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lens of, I don't know, quaint Americana. Yeah,

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exactly. Maybe a nice photo opportunity for a

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local teenager on the Capitol steps. But the

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reality is that this is a high stakes, highly

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disciplined environment. It is an intricate functioning

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piece of youth labor and education that is deeply

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embedded into the daily moment to moment functioning

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of the United States government. Without them,

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the floor operations of the Senate would fundamentally

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stall. And I want to start right at the beginning,

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because when I think of a government internship

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or an entry level political gig, I am picturing

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a college student. Sure. Maybe someone in their

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early 20s looking. to build a resume. But this

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program goes all the way back to 1829, and the

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profile of very first page completely shatters

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that modern expectation. That's putting it mildly.

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The very first Senate page was appointed by Daniel

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Webster, the prominent senator from Massachusetts.

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And his appointee, a boy named Grafton Hanson,

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was just nine years old. Nine. A nine -year -old.

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You were talking about a third grader walking

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the floor of the United States Senate. Think

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about the sheer contrast between what a nine

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-year -old was expected to do in 1829 versus

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the duties of a modern page. Today, the role

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is highly administrative and logistical. Right.

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We see pages delivering legislative correspondence,

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preparing the chamber, carrying documents back

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and forth across the Senate floor and various

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Capitol Hill offices. It is an organized dance

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of paperwork and proceedings. But back in the

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19th century, little Grafton Hanson and the boys

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who followed him were essentially doing pure

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manual labor. They weren't just passing notes.

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No, not at all. They were refilling ink wells.

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They were actively constructing and tending to

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the fires just to keep the Senate chambers warm

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during the winter. They were fetching chewing

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tobacco for the senators. And this is the crazy

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part, cleaning the spittoons. It's a vivid image.

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Just imagine the sights and the smells of the

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1830s Senate floor and handing a nine -year -old

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a mop and a bucket for his spittoon. If we connect

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this to the bigger picture, the evolution of

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those duties and who was allowed to perform them

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really mirrors the broader evolution of American

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society. For over a century, the program was

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an exclusive boys club. Wow. A century. The Senate

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modernized its heating. It got rid of the spittoons,

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but it held on to that gender barrier for a very

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long time. It wasn't until a massive cultural

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milestone in 1971 that the Senate finally integrated

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the program. So 142 years later, who were the

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ones to finally break that barrier? Because I

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have to imagine stepping onto the Senate floor

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as the first young women in that role was an

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incredible culture shock for an institution so

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steeped in its own traditions. Oh, it was a seismic

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shift for the chamber's daily culture. The first

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female pages appointed in 1971 were Paulette

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de Selle, Ellen McConnell, and Julie Price. That's

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amazing. Their appointment fundamentally changed

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the dynamic of the floor. It signaled that the

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Senate, which is notoriously slow to change its

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internal rules and traditions, was finally being

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forced to reflect the modernizing workforce of

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the country it governed. And once that door opened,

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it stayed open. The program seems to have this

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incredible resilience. It just keeps churning

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session after session, adapting to the times.

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It is resilient, but it isn't invincible. The

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operational streak of the PAGE program was actually

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broken very recently. Really? Yes. In March 2020,

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as the COVID -19 pandemic swept across the globe,

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the PAGE program was completely suspended. The

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Senate essentially had to figure out how to function

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without this vital connective tissue. I didn't

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realize that. That suspension lasted until September

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2022. It was the very first time in its nearly

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200 -year history that the program was halted.

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Which means a whole cohort of kids completely

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missed their window of opportunity. And that

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window is already unbelievably small. Because

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applying for this is not like applying for a

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summer job at the mall or even a standard college

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internship. No, the bottleneck is extreme. The

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baseline demographic requirements alone weed

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out almost everyone. You have to be 16 or 17

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years old. You must be a high school junior,

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not a sophomore. We're not a senior. And you

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have to have at least a 3 .0 GPA. And meeting

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those academic and age requirements just gets

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you to the starting line. You cannot simply submit

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a resume to a general Capitol Hill hiring portal.

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Right. There's no online form for this. Exactly.

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The selection process is deeply rooted in political

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patronage. To become a U .S. Senate page, you

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must be nominated by a senator, generally from

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your home state. So you are a 16 -year -old in

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Ohio or Oregon. And you are competing against

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every other high achieving ambitious 16 year

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old in your entire state just to get the attention

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of your senator's office. Precisely. They are

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evaluating transcripts, resumes, intensive essay

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requirements, and often putting these teenagers

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through rigorous interviews with a board of review.

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And there is a strict cap on how many pages can

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serve per session. How many are we talking? The

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entire program is limited to just 30 pages at

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a time. 30 teenagers for the entire United States

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Senate. And because this is Washington, D .C.,

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I'm assuming even these high schoolers are subject

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to partisan dividing lines. Oh, absolutely. The

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partisan balance is baked right into the math.

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The majority party gets to appoint 16 pages and

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the minority party gets to appoint 14. Fascinating.

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You serve the senators of your sponsoring senators

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party. You sit on their side of the aisle. It

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creates a highly elite, fiercely competitive

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micro society right on the Senate floor. And

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once they are selected, they are incredibly visible.

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They're walking around the Capitol and you know

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exactly who they are because of the uniform.

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It is a strictly conservative, traditional appearance.

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Very traditional. We are talking about. The current

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uniform is conservative, but it is actually quite

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modern compared to what it used to be. Up until

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the 1960s. The boy pages were required to wear

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old -fashioned clothing styles dating back to

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before the 1940s. They were actively walking

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the Senate floor in knickerbockers. Wait, knickerbockers?

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Yes. Shortened pants paired with long -knit stockings.

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I cannot get past that visual. You are talking

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about the 1960s, the era of the Beatles, the

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Rolling Stones, the counterculture movement,

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and the United States Senate is forcing high

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school boys to walk around the Capitol building

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in knickerbockers. It is a perfect illustration

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of how deeply steeped in tradition the Senate

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is, sometimes to the point of absurdity. If you

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want to see exactly what this looked like, there

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is a 1941 Hollywood feature film called Adventure

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in Washington that depicts the page uniform in

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action. I'll have to look that up. It serves

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as a visual time capsule. The Senate clung to

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that specific aesthetic long after the rest of

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society had moved on, simply because that was

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how it had always been done. Here's where it

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gets really interesting, though. We know what

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they wear. And we know how mathematically difficult

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it is to get the job. But we are talking about

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30 16 -year -olds moving to Washington, D .C.

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They aren't commuting from a high school down

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the street. So where do they actually live? They

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live in a dedicated facility located near the

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Hart Senate office building called the Daniel

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Webster Senate Page Residence, widely known as

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Daniel Webster Hall. And the history of this

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building is wild. It isn't a purpose -built dormitory.

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It is a renovated Former private funeral home.

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Yes, it was purchased and completely reconfigured

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to serve as a secure home away from home for

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these minors. The layout is segregated by gender

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one floor for males, one for females. They share

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furnished rooms with four of the six occupants

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per room. Put yourself in the shoes of a 16 -year

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-old for a second. You move away from your parents

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for the very first time. You're working for the

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highest levels of the federal government. And

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your brand new dorm is a renovated funeral home

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where you are bunking with five strangers. It's

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a lot to handle. But honestly, the real estate

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history is the least intense part of living there.

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The rules that govern their daily lives are staggering.

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The environment requires a level of discipline

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that most adults would struggle with. Let's start

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with the isolation. None at all. None. There

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is no Wi -Fi access for personal use at Webster

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Hall. They are allowed to use specific monitored

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Senate computers, but those are strictly reserved

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for schoolwork. So they're entirely cut off from

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the modern teenage social ecosystem. In 2024...

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Taking away a 16 -year -old smartphone is like

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severing a limb. They can't scroll social media

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to decompress. They can't easily text their friends

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back home. And they can't even document their

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own experience. No, absolutely not. Let's say

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they have a digital camera or some other non

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-phone device. They are strictly forbidden from

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taking photographs or videos of their daily lives.

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Think about the confidentiality of what they

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are seeing on a daily basis. You have teenagers

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carrying sensitive legislative drafts. overhearing

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backdoor negotiations, and witnessing the unpolished

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reactions of national leaders. Good point. You

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simply cannot have a 16 -year -old live tweeting

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a closed -door Senate negotiation or posting

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a vlog from the cloakroom. The security and media

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blackouts are absolute. They cannot even speak

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to the news media without explicit permission

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from the program director. And to enforce all

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of this, Webster Hall operates on a brutally

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strict demerit system. And we aren't just talking

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about getting a demerit for breaking a major

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security protocol. The demerits cover the kind

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of mundane, everyday things that a normal teenager

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does without a second thought. Oh, it's very

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granular. You get a demerit for forgetting to

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push in your desk chair. You get a demerit if

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you leave your toothbrush or toiletries on the

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bathroom counter. If you leave your bed unmade

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or leave a book in a common space, that is a

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demerit. It functions like a military barracks.

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The psychological pressure of maintaining that

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level of perfection in your personal space is

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immense, and the consequences for slipping up

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escalate very quickly. What happened? If a page

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accrues just 10 demerits, they are placed on

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room restriction. That means they cannot step

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foot outside of their room after 9 .000 p .m.

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10 demerits is nothing. That is five unmade beds

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and five unpushed chairs, and suddenly you are

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confined to your quarters. As the demerits build,

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the punishments become more severe. There is

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zero tolerance for disrespect or unbecoming behavior.

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Pages have been outright dismissed from the program

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and sent home for failing to adhere to these

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standards. So you have these high achieving kids

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living in a total pressure cooker without their

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cell phones, terrified of forgetting to push

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in a chair. And we haven't even touched on their

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academic schedule yet because they don't get

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a pass on being high school juniors. They still

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have to take their core classes. They do. They

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attend the U .S. Senate Page School, which is

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physically located in the lower level, the basement

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of Webster Hall. The academics are grueling.

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This is a fully accredited program by the Middle

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States Association of Colleges and Secondary

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Schools. They are required to take four. core

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classes covering math, science, English, and

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social studies. They are typically assigned five

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to six hours of homework each night. Five to

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six hours? Yes. And the academic sword of Damocles

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is always hanging over them. If they drop below

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a C average in any single class, they are subject

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to immediate dismissal. Five to six hours of

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homework, on top of working a full -time job

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on the Senate floor. And the most bizarre part

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about this school is the schedule. You don't

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just show up at 8 a .m. Classes begin every single

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weekday at 6 .15 a .m. The school schedule is

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entirely beholden to the legislative calendar.

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Because the pages must be physically present

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on the floor whenever the Senate is in session,

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the page school has to wedge its academics into

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the early morning hours. Generally, school is

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designed to end one hour and 15 minutes before

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the Senate convenes. But the Senate doesn't operate

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on a normal 9 to 5 clock. Not at all. The Senate's

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schedule is notoriously fluid. If the Senate

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convenes late, school might stretch out until

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9 .45 a .m. Okay. But what happens if a senator

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decides to launch a filibuster? If a senator

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is intentionally delaying a vote by talking for

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hours on end deep into the night, the daily schedule

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is thrown completely out the window. That sounds

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chaotic. It is. If the Senate was up late the

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night before and convenes early the next morning,

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Classes are truncated. It is entirely possible

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to have a math class that only lasts 20 minutes

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or for school to be canceled entirely on a given

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day. Imagine trying to learn precalculus in 20

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minute increments because a senator from Texas

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won't yield the floor. It is a punishing, chaotic

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way to get an education, which brings us to a

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much broader, more serious discussion about the

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viability and the ethics of this program as a

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whole. This raises an important question, and

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it is one we must look at objectively. Looking

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at the historical record, particularly Daryl

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Gonzalez's comprehensive book, The Children Who

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Ran for Congress, this program has not existed

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without severe scrutiny. It has faced massive

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political, legal, social, and personal pushback

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over the years. Right. To fully understand the

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weight of that scrutiny, you have to look across

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the Capitol building to the House of Representatives.

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Right, because the House used to have an identical

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program, House pages running documents for representatives.

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But that program does not exist anymore. The

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House page program was entirely shut down in

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2011. The closure followed multiple highly publicized

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sex scandals involving House pages and members

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of Congress, as well as other Capitol staff.

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I see. The fallout from those incidents was catastrophic

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for the program. The structural vulnerabilities

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of having minors embedded in that environment

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were deemed too great, resulting in the complete

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termination of the House program. But the Senate

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page program survived. It underwent major adjustments,

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increased its security protocols, but it kept

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its doors open. However, keeping the doors open

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hasn't shielded it from ongoing criticism. No,

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it hasn't. The sources highlight several major

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critiques that persist today. First, that the

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program is inherently elitist and overly patronage

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-based, relying far too heavily on who you know

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and which senator you can impress. Second, that

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it is deeply isolating, taking 16 -year -olds

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and severing them from their normal social support

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systems. The third and perhaps most pressing

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critique revolves around the physical and mental

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toll. When you calculate the math of a 6 .4 a

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.m. school start, the physically demanding nature

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of running the Senate floor and five to six hours

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of basement homework, the numbers are alarming.

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They really are. Pages routinely get less than

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six hours of sleep at night. They are often working

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over 60 hours a week at the Senate, all while

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operating under the threat of dismissal if they

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fail to maintain an 80 percent academic average.

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It sounds like a guaranteed recipe for adolescent

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burnout. You are pushing these kids to the absolute

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breaking point. However, the source material

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does point out that the Senate has implemented

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safety nets to counterbalance this pressure.

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That's true. During their stay in Washington,

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pages are provided with free, comprehensive physical

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and medical health care. More importantly, they

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have mandated access to psychological and social

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counseling to help them process the stress of

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the environment. The safety nets are there, but

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the baseline environment is undeniably extreme.

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It is an extreme crucible. But it is also a crucible

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that has forged some very notable individuals.

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When you put a teenager in that environment,

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you are essentially providing them with an early

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training ground for American politics and culture.

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So what does this all mean? I want you to imagine

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sitting in a room with these 30 teenagers. They

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are sleep deprived. They are stressed out about

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their pre -calculus grades. They are wearing

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their identical Navy blazers, paranoid about

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getting a demerit for leaving a toothbrush on

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a counter in a former funeral home. It's a surreal

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image. It really is. Who are you actually looking

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at? When they leave Webster Hall, who do they

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become? The alumni roster for this program is

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staggering. If we look at the political heavyweights

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who started as pages, the list reaches the highest

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courts in the land. Associate Justice Neil Gorsuch,

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who currently sits on the Supreme Court, was

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a Senate page. We see them return to the very

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chamber they used to run documents for. Christopher

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Dodd walked the floor as a page and eventually

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returned as a senator from Connecticut and even

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ran for president. Michael Bennett, the current

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senator from Colorado, was a page. Mike Lee,

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the current senator from Utah, was a page. And

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it spans across different eras of political history,

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too. Spiro T. Agnew, who served as vice president

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under Richard Nixon, was a Senate page. On the

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strategic operational side of politics, Robbie

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Mook, who managed Hillary Clinton's 2016 presidential

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campaign, learned the ropes of Washington as

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a page. It's a huge network. Abigail Spanberger,

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a prominent former member of the House and governor

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of Virginia, also went through the program. But

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it isn't strictly politicians. The program has

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hosted massive cultural figures and the children

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of American political dynasties. Amy Carter,

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the daughter of President Jimmy Carter, lived

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this life. Jack Schlossberg, the journalist and

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the only grandson of President John F. Kennedy

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and Jacqueline Kennedy Anastas, also served as

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a page. Think about how that specific experience

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shapes a person. These individuals didn't learn

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about the legislative process from a textbook.

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They experienced the inner workings of American

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democracy at its most raw and exhausting level.

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They saw the unpolished, behind -the -scenes

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reality of how laws are negotiated, delayed,

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and compromised upon long before they ever ran

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for office or entered public life. It perfectly

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encapsulates the profound duality of the United

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States Senate page program. On one hand, it is

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an unparalleled front -row seat to history. You

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are literally in the room where it happens, holding

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the documents that will change the trajectory

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of the country. Exactly. But on the other hand,

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it comes at the incredibly steep cost of a normal

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teenage experience. It demands extreme discipline,

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strict secrecy, and severe sleep deprivation.

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It's a heavy burden for a 16 -year -old. It really

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is. I want to leave you with one final fascinating

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image from our research to mull over on your

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own. We talked about the notable alumni, but

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there was one more name on that list, Gore Vidal.

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The famous American writer, author, and incredibly

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sharp public intellectual. Yes. Gore Vidal was

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a Senate page as a teenager, but he was there

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for a very specific, highly personal reason.

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His grandfather was a senator, but his grandfather

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was blind. So teenage Gore Vidal was appointed

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so he could literally serve as his grandfather's

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eyes on the Senate floor. Just take a moment

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to imagine that scenario. Imagine being a 16

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year old standing in the well of the United States

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Senate tasked with observing the raw, complex

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and often ugly machinery of the government so

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you can accurately describe it to a lawmaker

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who cannot see it himself. That's intense. How

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would acting as the literal eyes of the Senate

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witnessing the unvarnished truth of American

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power shape a teenager's worldview for the rest

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of her life? It is no wonder he grew up to be

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one of the country's most critical and observant

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public intellectuals. It is an incredible story

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hidden inside a program that operates right in

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plain sight. Thank you so much for joining us

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on this deep dive. We hope you walk away with

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a whole new perspective the next time you see

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a teenager walking in the halls of the Capitol

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in a Navy Blazer. Keep learning, keep questioning,

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and we will catch you on the next one.
