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Welcome back to the Deep Dive. Today, we are

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firing up the time machine a bit. Yeah, it is.

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It's really good to be here. I am looking forward

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to this one. Same here. So we are setting the

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dial for a very specific date, March 14th, 1999.

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We're going back to the turn of the millennium

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to look at a cultural artifact that, you know.

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really changed television forever. We are, of

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course, talking about HBO's The Sopranos. We

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are, but we aren't just doing some broad, general

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overview. We are zooming in, like, microscope

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style on, on a single, very specific slice of

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that history. We are dissecting season one, episode

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10, the episode titled A Hit is a Hit. Which

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is, it's a fascinating choice for a deep dive

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because in the canon of The Sopranos, this episode

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is a bit of an outlier. It is often debated by

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fans, right? Some love it, some completely skip

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it. It is. It's weird. It's awkward. It's incredibly

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cringy at parts. Honestly, it's profoundly insightful.

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If we had to put a mission statement on what

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we were doing today, it's to unpack the collision

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of worlds that happens in this specific hour

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of television. Yeah, it is basically a car crash

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of cultures. You have the gritty, violent world

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of the New Jersey mob crashing headfirst into

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the music industry. And simultaneously, you have

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that exact same mob world crashing into polite,

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upper crust suburban society. Right. And the

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results of those crashes are what we are here

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to analyze for you today. We are going to talk

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about delusion. We're going to talk about what

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you call cultural tourism. And of course, we

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absolutely have to talk about a box of sand.

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The box of sand. It really might be the single

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greatest punchline in the history of petty revenge.

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Oh, we will definitely get there. But before

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we get to the sand, we need to lay the foundation.

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Let's orient you, the listener. Our primary source

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for this deep dive is the Wikipedia entry for

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the episode. A hit is a hit. Along with the production

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details. and the thematic breakdowns outlined

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there. So set the stage for us. Where does this

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sit in the grand timeline of the show? So we

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are deep into season one. This is episode 10.

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And for context, there are only 13 episodes in

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that first season. So we were really ramping

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up toward the finale here. As you mentioned,

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this aired on March 14th, 1999. Which is a totally

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different world. Pre -smartphone, pre -social

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media. The music industry looked completely different

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then too, which is highly relevant to this story.

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Completely. People were still buying CDs. The

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writing credits for this one go to Joe Basso

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and Frank Renzulli, and it was directed by Matthew

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Penn. Now, the context is key here. The previous

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episode was Boca. Which was incredibly heavy.

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Extremely heavy. It dealt with Junior Soprano's

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sexuality, deep secrets, and a lot of intense

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internal family tension. And the episode right

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after this one is Nobody Knows Anything, which

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is where the paranoia hits a massive fever pitch

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and people actually start getting clipped. So

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a hit is a hit is kind of the sandwich meat.

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In a way, yes. It sits in the sweet spot. It

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functions almost as a breather, a standalone

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story. But and this is the key insight we got

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from the sources. It does a lot of heavy lifting

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regarding the show's big picture themes. Which

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are what exactly? Primarily the tension between

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assimilation and legitimacy. Tony Soprano doesn't

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just want to be a rich crook. He wants to be

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a regular suburban dad grilling sausages who

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just happens to have all this unseen power. He

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wants the American dream. But he wants to cheat

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to get it. And this episode takes that desire

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and splits it up into two tracks. You have Tony

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desperately wanting to be accepted by his fancy

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doctor neighbors, the Medigans, as he calls them.

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And then you have Christopher and Adriana desperately

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wanting to be legitimate music moguls. Exactly.

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Everyone is trying to be something they really

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aren't. And they all fail spectacularly. It is

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about the pain of trying to change your class

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status or your cultural status overnight. Let's

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get right into the mechanics of it. Every tragedy

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needs a catalyst. What sets this whole chain

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of events in motion? Well, the inciting incident

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here is classic Sopranos. It starts with a crime,

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a brutal one. We open with Pauly, Christopher,

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and Big Pussy pulling a robbery. They target

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a Colombian drug dealer. And it's not a clean

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robbery. It's not graceful like in a heist movie.

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No, it is messy. They end up killing the dealers.

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It's violent. It's loud. It's chaotic. But the

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result is the important part for our narrative.

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They walk away with a massive amount of cash,

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a literal fortune wrapped in plastic. I think

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Tony actually refers to it as a once -in -a -lifetime

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score. Right. And you have to pause and think

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about the psychology of that. Once -in -a -lifetime.

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That phrase carries a lot of weight. In the mob

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world, money is usually a constant stressor.

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Tony is always yelling about where the money

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is, who is kicking up, who is light this week.

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It is a grind. They're usually living envelope

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to envelope. But here, suddenly the pressure

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valve is just gone. Exactly. The tank is totally

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full. And this is the crucial takeaway for you

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listening. This specific windfall is the direct

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fuel for the delusions we see play out later

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in the episode. Without this specific pile of

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dirty money, Christopher simply cannot pretend

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to be a music producer. Right, because he can't

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afford the studio time otherwise. Exactly. And

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without this sudden sense of profound financial

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security, Tony probably doesn't feel relaxed

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enough to go play golf at the country club with

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the neighbors. That is a great point. The money

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lowers their guard. It makes them feel invincible.

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Usually they're looking over their shoulder,

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but when your pockets are overflowing, you start

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looking at the horizon. It creates a totally

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false sense of mobility. They think, well, I

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have the money, therefore I have the access.

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They confuse pure purchasing power with social

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capital. They think they can literally buy their

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way out. of the gritty new jersey underworld

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and right into the elite so they have the cash

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now they need a place to spend it this leads

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us to the first major collision of the episode

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the mob versus gangster rap this storyline is

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such a perfect time capsule of 1999. it is almost

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quaint now But at the time, the intersection

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of hip -hop culture and Italian -American mob

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culture was a huge talking point in the media.

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We have to talk about the guest stars here because

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they are heavy hitters. We have Gokeem Woodbine

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playing a character with arguably the best name

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in television history, Massive Genius. Massive

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Genius. It is perfect. He is a superstar rapper,

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clearly modeled on the really big hip -hop moguls

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of that specific era. If you think of Master

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P or Puff Daddy, he's wealthy. He's very articulate,

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and he carries himself with a kind of regal authority.

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So Christopher and Adriana are out enjoying their

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new well, and they bump into Massive Genius at

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a burger joint of all places. A fast food joint,

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which is a great leveler for these two worlds.

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And the dynamic is immediate. Massive Genius

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is interested. Ostensibly, he is interested in

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Christopher's business. He recognizes him as

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a made guy or at least a connected associate.

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But let's be real here. He is looking at Adriana.

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Always Adriana. Treyda Mateo really shines in

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this episode. She has been a background player

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largely up to this point in the season, just

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the girlfriend. But here she really steps into

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the center of the frame. Massive genius sees

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her and you can see the wheels start turning.

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But the pretext for their interaction is what's

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fascinating. Christopher, wanting to be the big

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shot, wanting to show off his connections, arranges

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a sit -down. He brings together Massive Genius

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and Hesh Rafkin. Hesh, played by the legendary

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Jerry Adler. For those who might need a quick

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refresher, Hesh is Tony's trusted advisor. But

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his backstory... which is crucial here, is that

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he was a heavy hitter in the music industry back

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in the 50s and 60s. He was a record label owner.

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Right. Modeled somewhat on real figures from

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that era. And this is where the conflict ignites.

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Massive Genius isn't just there to hang out and

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talk shop. He has a serious grievance. He claims

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that Hesh stole royalties from a deceased black

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singer who was a relative or a close associate

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of Massive's family. This is heavy stuff. Yeah.

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The show is tapping into a very real, very dark

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history of the music business, right? The widespread

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exploitation of black artists by early rock and

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roll and R &B labels. Absolutely. It is a historical

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fact that the show weaves right into the narrative.

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The early days of rock were just rife with unfair

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contracts where the artists got pennies and the

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label owners who were often white men like Hesh

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made absolute fortunes. So Massive Genius is

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demanding reparations. He wants restitution for

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those stolen years. He throws out a very specific

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number, $400 ,000. Which is not a small amount

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of money, even for a wealthy rapper or a high

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-level mobster. No, it's huge. And in most gangster

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shows, this would immediately turn into a shootout.

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You have a mob associate being shaken down for

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cash. You would expect threats, maybe someone

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getting a beating in an alley. But Hesh, Hesh

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is different. Hesh doesn't even blink. He has

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seen it all. He really doesn't. Hesh flat out

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refuses the claim. He basically says, I didn't

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steal anything. That was the standard legal contract

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back then. He hides comfortably behind the legality

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of the exploitation. But he doesn't just rely

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on denial. He is way too smart for that. He has

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done his homework. He has a counter move ready

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to go. The unauthorized sampling. Hesh reveals

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that he has had his people analyze Massive Genius'

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music, and they found a sample from a song that

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Hesh still owns the rights to, and Massive's

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label never cleared it. So it is a total stalemate.

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You sue me for the back royalties, I sue you

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for the uncleared sample. It is mutually assured

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destruction, but legal style. It is a cold, hard,

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modern business transaction. And this leads to

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the moment that I think really defines the mob

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psychology of this entire episode. Massive genius,

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realizing he is completely checkmated here, threatens

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to see Hesh in court. He literally says, I'll

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see you in court. And the reaction from the Soprano

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crew is so pivotal. You have Tony, Paulie, Silvio,

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Christopher, these guys who literally murder

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people for a living. And they just start jeering.

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They openly mock him. They laugh him right out

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of the room. They are making fun of him as he

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walks away in his expensive suit. Why do you

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think that is? What does the source material

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suggest? Well, the breakdown suggests it is because

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he is a self -proclaimed gangster. In their eyes,

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a real gangster does not call a lawyer. A gangster

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breaks legs. A gangster burns down a building.

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Precisely. This is the big aha moment. To Tony

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and his crew, legitimacy means operating entirely

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outside the system. They view the legal system

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as something for suckers. For regular civilians,

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for them, resorting to a lawsuit is a profound

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admission of weakness. Saying I'll sue you is

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the ultimate weakness to them. It is like tattle

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-telling to the teacher on the playground. But

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there's a massive irony here that this show is

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highlighting. Massive Genius represents a modern

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corporate version of the gangster. He adopts

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the aesthetic of the outlaw, the tattoos, the

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jewelry, the tough attitude, but he operates

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safely within the machinery of capitalism and

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the law. He is ultimately smarter than them.

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He is certainly much more sustainable. The mobsters

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are laughing at him. But Massive Genius is the

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one walking away with a clean criminal record,

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a massive legitimate portfolio, and the full

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protection of the courts. He has evolved. The

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Soprano crew is completely stuck in the past.

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They are dinosaurs laughing at a meteor. That

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is a fantastic way to put it. They are desperately

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clinging to a code that makes them obsolete,

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while Massive has figured out exactly how to

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monetize the gangster image without the actual

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risk. of going to federal prison. He is playing

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the system. They are just playing outside of

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it. So while the guys are busy mocking the rapper,

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Adriana is busy seeing dollar signs. And this

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brings us to the most painful yet incredibly

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hilarious segment of the episode, Adriana's dream.

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Or as I like to call it, the visiting day disaster.

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It is so rough. So Adriana gets an idea. She

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sees massive genius. She sees the glicks of the

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music world. And she thinks, I can do this. I

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have a good ear. She wants to pivot from being

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a restaurant hostess to a music producer. And

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Christopher, who is still riding super high on

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that once in a lifetime score from the Colombians,

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readily agrees to fund it. He wants to be a big

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shot. He wants to be the guy discovering the

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next big thing. He imagines himself as this brilliant

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music mogul. So they bring in the band, Visiting

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Day. And the lead singer is a guy named Richie

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Santini, who... Just to add a thick layer of

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toxicity to the whole thing is Adriana's ex -boyfriend.

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A recipe for outstanding success if I ever heard

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one. Hey, let's finance your ex -boyfriend's

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terrible local band with literal blood money.

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What could possibly go wrong? The scenes in the

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recording studio are just masterful. If you want

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to deeply understand cringe comedy, you watch

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these scenes. The band is, let's be charitable

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here, they are struggling. They are terrible.

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But they are also incredibly pretentious about

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it. They are agonizing over every single note,

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acting like they are recording Abbey Road or

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something. They are recording a song called Erase

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Myself, I believe. Erase Myself. The lyrics are

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total nonsense. The melody is just droning. But

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they treat it like high art. You know, saying

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things like we need to get the drum sound right

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or I'm not feeling the vibe in here. Meanwhile,

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Christopher is sitting in the control booth and

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he is just watching the clock tick. He is paying

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by the hour. Every time the singer stops to whine

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about the microphone placement or the vibe, Christopher

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literally sees his hard earned drug money evaporating

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into thin air. The friction is so palpable. You

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have the fragile artistic process egos searching

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for perfection, violently colliding with the

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brutal, impatient efficiency of a mobster. Christopher

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does not care about art. He cares about product.

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And it culminates in violence. Of course it does.

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Christopher just cannot handle the whining anymore.

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He snaps. He storms in, grabs the guitar, Richie's

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acoustic guitar, and violently smashes it right

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over the guy's back. It is shocking. But it is

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also darkly funny. It just shatters the illusion

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instantly. Adriana is trying so hard to build

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this safe, creative space, and Christopher brings

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the raw street violence right into the vocal

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booth. It shows that Christopher simply cannot

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change. He can buy the studio time, but he cannot

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buy the temperament of a producer. He resolves

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every conflict with violence, not negotiation.

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He treats the musician exactly like a Shylock

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victim who won't pay up. But the delusion persists.

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Even after the assault, Adriana still firmly

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thinks they have a hit on their hands. She's

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so desperate for this to work out, they realize

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they need an expert opinion. So who do they call?

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Hesh. They bring Hesh back into the fold. And

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this is where we get the title drop of the episode.

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Hesh comes down and listens to the song. He sits

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there, completely impassive. The music plays.

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Christopher and Adriana are watching him like

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hawks, just waiting for the praise to roll in.

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And then he delivers the verdict. He looks at

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Christopher and says, simply, the band is not

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good. So blunt. No sugarcoating it. No, maybe

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if you tweak the mix it could work. Just, it's

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not good. Christopher tries to argue with him.

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He says, but it's got a beat. Or something to

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that effect. He desperately tries to rationalize

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the money he spent. And Hesh says, a hit is a

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hit. And this, my friend, is not a hit. It is

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crushing. It is the cold voice of objective reality

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piercing the bubble of their delusion. Hesh represents

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the audience here. We know it's bad. Hesh knows

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it's bad. Only Adriana and Christopher don't

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know. And it triggers a really sad chain reaction.

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Christopher, armed with this undeniable truth,

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realizes something else. If the band is terrible,

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and Hesh says they are terrible, then why was

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Massive Genius acting like he was so interested

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in them? He does the math pretty quickly. The

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band sucks, therefore Massive Genius does not

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want the band. Therefore, Massive Genius just

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wants my girlfriend. Exactly. He realizes the

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whole music thing was just a pretext. It was

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a Trojan horse for Massive to get close to Adriana.

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So he confronts her about it. And this is a really

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tragic moment for Adriana. Christopher tells

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her the band sucks and this guy just wants to

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sleep with you. He is using you. And her reaction

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is key to her character. She does not accept

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it. She gets incredibly defensive. She accuses

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Christopher of jealousy, of trying to hold her

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back from her dreams. She storms out in tears.

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Why is she so intensely resistant to the truth?

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Because the truth completely destroys her dream.

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We really have to empathize with Adriana here.

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She has ambition. She has drive. She wants to

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be something more than just a mob girlfriend.

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She wants agency. She wants an identity that

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is entirely hers. But she's trapped. She is trapped

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in a terrible pincer movement. On one side, she's

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being objectified by massive genius, who simply

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sees her as a sexual conquest. On the other side,

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she's being possessed by Christopher, who basically

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sees her as his property. And tragically, she

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also genuinely lacks the talent, or at least

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the ear for talent, to succeed on her own merits.

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She picked a completely losing horse with Visiting

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Day. It is the ultimate tragedy of cultural tourism.

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She visited the world of music production, but

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she didn't actually understand the language.

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She thought passion and money were enough. But

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as Hesh points out, you actually need a hit.

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So Christopher and Adriana fail to conquer the

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music world. Meanwhile, Tony Soprano is fighting

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a very different battle. He is trying to conquer

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the suburbs. This is segment four, Tony and the

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Medigans. We keep using that word. We should

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probably clearly define it for you listening,

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just so we are all on the exactly same page based

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on the source material. Right. Medigan. It is

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an Americanization of the Italian word americano.

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In the specific context of the show, it refers

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to white Americans who aren't of Italian descent.

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Or even more specifically, it refers to Italian

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Americans who have assimilated so fully into

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mainstream culture that they have lost their

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distinct flavor. It implies blandness, right?

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Wonder bread, mayonnaise, people who follow all

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the rules, people who never shout at the dinner

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table. Exactly. And Tony has a massive complex

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about them. He despises them on one level. He

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thinks they are weak and boring and bloodless.

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But he also deeply craves their validation. He

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wants to be able to stand next to them and feel

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like an equal. He wants the respectability that

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they effortlessly have. So he finally gets his

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chance. His next door neighbor is Dr. Bruce Cusimano,

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a very respectable, wealthy family doctor. Cusimano

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invites Tony to play golf at his private country

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club. This is the holy grail of suburban assimilation

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for Tony. The private country club, it is exclusive.

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It is polite. It is literally everything Tony

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is not. So Tony goes. He is dressed the part.

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He has got the nice clubs. He is there with Cusimano

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and his doctor friends, guys like Jack Krim,

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Randy Wagner, professional men, wealthy, legitimate

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men. And at first, Tony thinks it is actually

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going well. He thinks he is just one of the guys

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chopping it up, playing 18 holes. He is telling

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jokes. He is sharing expensive scars. But the

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vibe noticeably shifts. It does. The other golfers

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start asking him questions, and they aren't asking

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about his golf swing or about his legitimate

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waste management business or the stock market.

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They're asking things like, what about Gotti?

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Is it true about the contracts? Have you ever

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met so -and -so? They are totally fanboying out

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on his criminal life. They are treating him like

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an exhibit in a museum. But it is not genuine

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respect. It is pure curiosity. It is voyeurism.

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They treat him like a novelty act, a spectacle

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for their afternoon. They want the thrill of

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being near a real bad guy without taking on any

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of the actual danger. Tony realizes this later

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and he explicitly describes it to his therapist,

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Dr. Melfi. He says he felt used for somebody

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else's amusement, like a dancing bear. That image,

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the dancing bear, is devastatingly powerful when

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you break it down. Unpack that for us. Why a

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dancing bear specifically? Think about what a

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dancing bear actually is. It is a dangerous,

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wild predator. A killer that has been forcibly

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tamed, chained up, and forced to perform silly

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tricks for a civilized paying audience. It is

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a total inversion of the natural order. Usually,

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Tony is the apex predator. He walks into a room

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and the temperature drops. People are terrified

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of him. He holds all the power in his normal

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world. But out there on the golf course, he is

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merely the entertainment. He realizes that despite

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his money, and he probably has enough hidden

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cash to buy and sell these doctors, he lacks

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the social capital. To them he will never be

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a true peer. He will always be a specimen. A

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fun story they can tell at their next dinner

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party. Guess who I play golf with today? The

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mobster from next door. That deep humiliation

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has to sting Tony more than fear or hatred ever

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could. Oh absolutely. Tony can handle being hated.

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He practically thrives on being feared. but being

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laughed at, being seen as a clown or a mascot.

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That is completely intolerable to his fragile

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ego. He realizes that no matter how much he assimilates,

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to them, he's just a thug wearing a nice golf

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shirt. Which brings us to the climax of this

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whole subplot, and this is genuinely my favorite

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part of the episode. Segment five, the revenge

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of the box. This is Tony Soprano at his absolute

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piteous and his absolute most brilliant. So he

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feels humiliated. He wants to strike back at

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Dr. Crisomano. But he cannot just hit him. He

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cannot kill him. Doing that would just prove

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he's an animal. That would prove he really is

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just the dancing bear. Right. If he uses physical

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violence, he proves their stereotype correct.

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He has to use psychological warfare instead.

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He has to beat the smart doctor at his own game.

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The mind game. So Tony goes home and fills a

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box, just a standard cardboard package. And he

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seals it up tight with lots of tape. It looks

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heavy. It looks very serious. And he walks over

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to Cusimano's house. He acts a little jittery.

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Little overly serious, he purposefully glances

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over his shoulder, and he asks Kusumano a favor.

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Can you hold on to this for me, just for a little

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while? I really need it out of my house. The

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implication is screamingly loud. This box contains

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something highly illegal. Guns? Drugs? Maybe

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evidence of a murder? And Cusimano, who was so

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eager to play with the gangster on the safe golf

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course, suddenly realizes what that actually

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means in reality. You can see the blood drain

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right from his face. He takes the box, but he's

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visibly terrified. The reality of the mob is

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now literally sitting in his hall closet. It

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is not a fun anecdote anymore. It is a potential

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felony charge. But here is the absolute genius

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of it. What is actually in the box? It is sand.

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Just pure sand. Maybe completely useless sand.

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It costs Tony nothing. Zero dollars. Just a scoop

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of dirt from a local construction site. But the

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psychological payoff is immense. Tony leverages

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the very stereotype that Cusimano mocked him

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with. Cusimano thinks Tony is a dangerous criminal.

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Fine. Tony will act exactly like a dangerous

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criminal. And he completely ruins Cusimano's

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peace of mind. You just know Cusimano is staring

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at that box every single night, sweating, wondering

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if the FBI is going to kick down his front door.

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He probably cannot sleep at all. It powerfully

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reasserts Tony's power. He flips the script on

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them. He might not have the fancy medical degree.

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but he can entirely control the doctor's emotional

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state with a simple cardboard box. He proves

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that he is the one actually in charge. You want

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a scary bear, I will give you a scary bear. It

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is the ultimate be careful what you wish for

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moment. Tony brilliantly turns the cultural tourism

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of the doctors right back against them. Now,

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while all this intense male posturing is going

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on, the rapping, the golfing, the box filling,

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there is a quieter but very important subplot

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running through the episode involving Carmela.

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Yes. Carmela's financial anxiety. This is crucial

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because it directly mirrors Adriana's story,

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but with a very different outcome. Carmela is

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looking at her life. She sees the immense risks

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Tony takes every day. She sees the threat of

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violence. And she starts asking the hard, practical

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questions. What about me? What about the kids

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if something happens? She asks Tony point blank,

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if something happens to you, are we provided

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for? And Tony gives her the standard dismissive

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mob husband answer. You are taken care of. Don't

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worry about your pretty little head. There is

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cash hidden away. But Carmela is smart enough

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to know that cash in a birdseed bag in the backyard

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is not a real financial plan, especially when

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the federal government can seize assets at any

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time or when Tony's enemies could just come and

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take it. So a friend introduces Carmela to the

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stock market. This is her version of visiting

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day. She wants a piece of the legitimate action.

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She wants to use her own brain to make money.

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She gets a hot tip on a stock. She buys it. And

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unlike Adriana, she actually profits. The stock

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goes up. She makes real money. It is a small

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win, but it feels incredibly significant to her.

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It is significant. It represents true agency.

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For the first time, she made money that did not

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come directly from Tony breaking someone's legs.

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It is in her mind. clean money. Well, clean is

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relative since it was basically insider trading

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based on a tip, but it feels legitimate to her.

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It feels like she actually did something on her

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own. It shows that the women in this show are

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desperately looking for a safety net that is

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not entirely tied to their husband's criminality.

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Adriana tries music and fails because she lacks

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the skill and the support. Carmela tries stocks

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and succeeds, at least for now. It heavily foreshadows

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her future attempts to build a life outside of

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Tony's massive shadow. So we have dissected all

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the parts. Let's try to put this whole machine

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back together for you. What is the big takeaway

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here? We have the rapper suing the producer,

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the mobster playing golf, the mob girlfriend

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trying to produce rock music. If we zoom out

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and look at the source analysis, the overarching

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theme is clearly the illusion of legitimacy.

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Break that down for us. All these characters

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are trying to cross rigid lines. They are trying

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to enter worlds they fundamentally do not belong

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in. They think that because they have money or

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raw power or a scary reputation, they can just

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walk into a totally new life. But the doors are

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locked. Or they walk through the door and quickly

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realize they don't know any of the rules. The

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mobsters enter the music business and immediately

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bring street violence. Tony enters the country

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club and brings all his criminal baggage. They

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simply cannot shed who they are. You can put

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a mobster in a nice polo shirt, but he is still

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a mobster. Exactly. And it all goes back to the

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title. A hit is a hit. It is a tautology. A thing

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is exactly what it is. Right. In the music business,

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a song works or it doesn't. You cannot force

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it with money or threats. And in life, you are

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who you are. Tony's assimilation wasn't a hit.

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Adriana's producing career wasn't a hit. They

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struck out because they were faking it. And we

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also have to touch on the power of stereotypes,

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because that concept was weaponized all over

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this episode. It is like a game of 4D chess with

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stereotypes. Massive Genius is a stereotype,

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the gangster rapper, but he brilliantly flips

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it by using corporate law. Tony is a stereotype.

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the Italian hood, but he uses that exact fear

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to psychologically torture his neighbor. It is

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like they realize they are trapped in these roles,

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so they decide, well, if I'm trapped here, I

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might as well use the weapons available to me.

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It is a deeply cynical lesson from the writers.

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It says, don't try to change. The world won't

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let you anyway. Instead, just lean hard into

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what makes you dangerous. That is dark, but very

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Sopranos. I have a final question for you to

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consider, and for you listening at home to mull

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over. Lay it on me. When you look at this entire

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episode, all these characters running around

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trying to be something else, who is actually

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the most honest person? That is a tough one.

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Everyone is lying to themselves in some way.

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I would argue it is Hesh. Hesh, the guy who exploited

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artists in the 60s. Think about it in the context

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of the present day. Hesh is the only one who

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simply speaks the unvarnished truth. He tells

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massive genius, I am not paying you a dime. He

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tells Christopher, the music is simply not good.

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He does not pretend. He does not perform for

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anyone. That is true. Everyone else is wearing

00:27:09.869 --> 00:27:12.990
a heavy mask. Massive is playing the street gangster.

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Tony is playing the relaxed suburbanite. Adriana

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is playing the big -time producer. The doctors

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are playing the inclusive liberals while actually

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treating Tony like a zoo animal. Everyone is

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acting, except Hesh. Hesh knows exactly who he

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is. He is a ruthless businessman. He is a guy

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with a good ear for music. And maybe that's exactly

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why he is the one who survives and thrives while

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the others struggle. That is a truly fascinating

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way to look at it. In a world full of delusions,

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the man with absolutely no illusions is king.

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A hit is a hit. Hesh knows a hit when he hears

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one. And he definitely knows a delusion when

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he sees one. Wow. Well, that is a whole lot to

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chew on. Next time you see a heavy cardboard

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box of sand or hear a terrible local band playing

00:27:52.900 --> 00:27:55.119
at a coffee shop, you will definitely think of

00:27:55.119 --> 00:27:57.680
The Sopranos. And maybe think twice about trying

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to be something you're not. Exactly. Stay in

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your lane, or at the very least, know the rules

00:28:02.059 --> 00:28:04.900
of the road before you try to merge. Well, that

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wraps up our deep dive into A Hit is a Hit. Thank

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you so much for listening. It has been a pleasure.

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