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When you think about the ultimate cliques in

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entertainment history, where does your mind go?

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Oh, usually straight to the classics. Right.

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Usually it's the definition of cool. You picture

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the Rat Pack in the 50s. Frank Sinatra, Dean

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Martin. Exactly. Sammy Davis Jr. You think of

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tuxedos, whiskey, Vegas showrooms. Or maybe if

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you grew up a bit later, it's the Brat Pack.

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Yeah, Rob Lowe, Demi Moore. Beautiful people

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of the 80s. Right. Groups that represented aspiration.

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You know, you wanted to be them or at least you

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wanted to be at their party. Yeah. They defined

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a certain type of elite exclusivity. Exactly.

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But today we are doing a deep dive into a group

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that is the twisted, almost funhouse mirror image

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of that concept. Definitely. They are a radio

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phenomenon that has spanned decades and they

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are a collection of personalities so bizarre,

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so unfiltered, and often so physically or socially

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distinct that they created an entirely new ecosystem

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of fame. It really is unique. We aren't talking

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about the beautiful people today. We are talking

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about the Whack Pack from The Howard Stern Show.

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And calling it a group almost undersells it.

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Yeah. It's really more of a bizarre social experiment

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that ran for 40 years. What's fascinating here

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is that while the name Whack Pack sounds like

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a chaotic free -for -all, it does sound like

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that. It is actually a highly structured, almost

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bureaucratic institution. That is what really

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surprised me as we were prepping the sources

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for this deep dive. You might think, oh, it's

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just anyone weird who calls into the show. Right,

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just random people. But that's not true at all,

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is it? It's not just a list of frequent flyers.

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No, not at all. There are votes. There are criteria.

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There's a literal official registry. It's a cast

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system. Stern effectively gamified eccentricity.

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Gamified eccentricity. I like that. Yeah, he

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created a bureaucratic structure. You know, ranks,

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hierarchies, entry requirements. And he built

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this around people who are, by definition, completely

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chaotic. Right. It's imposing order on total

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disorder. So let's unpack this strange universe

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for you, the listener. Our mission today is to

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figure out what separates a regular guest from

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a bona fide whack packer. Because there is a

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line. There is a line, and it is surprisingly

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rigid. To understand that line, you really have

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to look at the definition. Stern biographer Richard

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Mincer labeled the pack a key part of the show,

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noting it was a direct parody of those cool packs

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we mentioned earlier. The rat pack. Exactly.

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But the criteria for entry isn't just about looking

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different or sounding different. Right. Because,

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I mean, plenty of people have odd voices or unique

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looks. That's not enough to get you a jacket

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in this club. No, it's not. The core definition,

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the thing that Stern has explicitly stated over

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and over is that a true whack packer is defined

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by an inability to understand why they are funny.

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That is the aha moment right there. It's the

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lack of self -awareness. Precisely. If you are

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in on the joke, you aren't a whack packer. You're

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just a comedian. Right, you're a collaborator.

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A whack packer is someone the audience is laughing

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at, or perhaps with, but the individual themselves

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doesn't quite grasp the dynamic. They think it's

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serious. Yeah, they think they're being taken

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seriously. Or they think they are famous for

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a totally different reason entirely. So if I

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call in and I'm doing a bit or I'm trying to

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be the crazy character, I'm automatically disqualified.

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Essentially, yes. Yeah. Because you're trying.

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The magic of the Wack Pack is that they aren't

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trying to be funny. They just are, often due

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to their circumstances or their worldview. Let's

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go back to the beginning. How did this whole

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concept even start? Because Howard Stern has

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been on the air since the dinosaur age. Yeah.

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Was the whack pack there from day one? Not by

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name, but the prototype was definitely there.

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If you want to find patient zero based on our

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sources, you have to go all the way back to May

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1980. Wow, 1980. Yeah. Stern was broadcasting

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from WWW in Detroit, Michigan. Detroit Rock City.

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Exactly. And he meets a woman named Irene. She

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becomes known as Irene the Leather Weather Lady.

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Which, I just have to say, is a fantastic radio

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name. It really is. She met Stern at the station,

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and she just had that unique energy. Unpredictable,

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distinct, completely herself. Yeah. She is identified

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as essentially the first whack packer, even though

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the term itself didn't exist yet. So when did

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the branding kick in? Because the Whack Pack

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is such a sticky term. It rhymes. It's punchy.

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It took a full decade. A decade? Yeah. The term

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Whack Pack wasn't officially used on air until

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July 6, 1990. This is documented in Stern's own

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history of the show. OK. But there was a catalyst

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event a couple of years prior that really shifted

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the dynamic from random, odd guests to a recurring

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cast of characters. And that involves a certain

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member of the animal kingdom. Fred the Elephant

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Boy. A legend in this world. November 28, 1988.

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That's the exact date he was introduced. Okay.

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Before Fred, you had people who would pop in

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and out. But Fred's arrival... followed by a

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few others around that time, solidified the idea

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that these weren't just guests. They were part

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of the crew. They were part of the show's DNA.

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They were characters in a sitcom that never ended.

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And it just exploded from there. I mean, since

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the move to Series XM, the ecosystem expanded

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even further. Dramatically. Some of these members

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even got their own shows. Which is wild when

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you think about the definition we just established.

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People who don't know why they are funny were

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given hours of airtime to just... to just talk.

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Which validates the point that they aren't just

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sideshows. They became content generators in

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their own right. And here's where it gets really

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interesting. As the group grew, the need for

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regulation grew. You can't just let everyone

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in. This is my absolute favorite part of the

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research, the official list. It sounds ridiculous

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to have a boardroom meeting about this, but that's

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exactly what happened, right? It is. February

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24, 2015. This wasn't a casual conversation.

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This was an event. Stern and his entire crew

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held an official vote to determine the roster.

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They went through name by name to decide who

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was in and who was out. Just picture that room.

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You have highly paid producers, writers, and

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Howard himself sitting there debating the merits

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of High Pitcherick. It establishes that membership

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isn't arbitrary. It's a status that is granted

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or revoked. It's a bureaucracy of the absurd.

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So who made the cut? Let's run through some of

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the heavy hitters on this living Whack Packers

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list because the variety is honestly staggering.

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Well, if we are talking Whack Pack royalty, you

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have to start with the man who is named the greatest

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Whack Packer of all time in that same vote. Beetlejuice.

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Lister Green. Beetlejuice, he is the gold standard.

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He embodies every single criteria we discussed.

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He has microcephaly and dwarfism, so he's visually

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distinct. He is incredibly combative, but lovable.

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Very lovable. And most importantly, he has absolutely

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zero concept of the show's context. You ask him

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a question, and he answers a question that no

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one asked. He's a global meme at this point.

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I mean, I've seen kids on TikTok using Beetlejuice

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clips who have no idea who Howard Stern even

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is. Exactly. He transcends the medium. The veterans

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like high -pitch Eric, he celebrated 20 years

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on the show back in 2017. That's incredible!

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Think about that. That is longer than Seinfeld,

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Friends, and The Office combined. He has made

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a literal career out of just being high -pitch.

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And then you have the crossover hits like Tan

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Mom, Patricia Crensell, She was in the news for

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that tanning salon incident involving her daughter,

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which, you know, that was a pretty dark news

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story. It was very dark. But then she gets absorbed

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into the Stern universe and becomes this bizarre

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recording artist character. It's a rehabilitation

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program for the strange. And we have to talk

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about the names. I mean, the creativity or the

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crudeness, depending on your perspective, is

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off the charts. We've got Ask Napkin Ed. Yes.

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We've got Debbie the cum lady. Gary the Conqueror,

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who was previously known as Gary the Retard.

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Right. That name change is interesting. It shows

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that even in the whack pack, the outside world

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eventually seeps in. They had to update the terminology,

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even if just slightly. It was a fascinating moment

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where the show had to grapple with changing social

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norms. Yeah. Stern stuck with the original name

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for a long time, arguing he was descriptive,

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not derogatory in his intent. But eventually,

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Gary the Conqueror became the title. It's a grander

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title, anyway. It sounds like a medieval king.

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Then you have Jeff the Vomit Guy and Jeff the

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Drunk. It's a very, well, bodily function heavy

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list. It is. Yeah. But looking at this list,

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Asian Pete, Bigfoot, Medicated Pete, Sour Shoes.

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What stands out to you about the makeup of this

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group? Well, it's diverse, but in a very specific

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way. It's the diversity of the unusual. The list

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includes blatant racism, mental disability, comical

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appearance, strange voices, or specific abilities.

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Like Sour Shoes. Right. Sour Shoes is a musical

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savant, but socially chaotic. It is a catch -all

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for anything outside the norm. But there is one

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hard rule that Stern adheres to, which I think

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is important to distinguish the pack from the

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crew. What's that? Staff members are never whack

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packers. That's a crucial distinction, because

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some of the staff members are pretty weird themselves.

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They are. But they are employees. They are in

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on the production. They receive a paycheck from

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the company to produce the show. Right. The Whack

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Pack exists outside the payroll, generally speaking.

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They are the other. They are the raw material

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that the staff mines for comedy. Okay, let's

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dig deeper into this idea of the other. Because

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there is a section of this history that I found

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absolutely hilarious and weirdly poignant. The

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rejected list. Yes, the not -whack -pack material

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list. These are people who seem like they should

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be in the club. They're weird. They're frequent

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guests, but they were rejected. This is where

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the psychology of the show really shines. The

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primary reason for exclusion. The ability to

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hold a job and function in society. That is such

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a low bar. Can you hold a job if, yes, you are

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out? It's the functional barrier. If you can

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navigate the real world too well, you lose a

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mystique. You aren't helpless enough or disconnected

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enough to be a true Wack Packer. Let's look at

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some of these rejects. Mary Ann from Brooklyn.

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If you listen to the show, you know her voice

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immediately. If she screams, she loves Howard.

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She calls in constantly. She's the number one

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super fan and the den mother to the Wack Pack.

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She organizes things for them, but she's not

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in the pack. Why? Because she's a functioning

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suburban mother. She's too aware. She's too organized.

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She's playing a character of a crazed fan. But

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she knows exactly when to turn it off. And then

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there is King of All Blacks. Lawrence Coward.

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He's been a staple for years, but he's excluded

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because he functions. The research notes he has

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even filed discrimination suits in his personal

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life. He holds a job. He has money. Right. He's

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obsessed with high end brands like mowing faucets

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and ball main jeans. He's materialistic and quirky,

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but he's navigating the capitalist system just

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fine. Exactly. He is not material. because he's

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too grounded in reality, even if his reality

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is warped. There are also people who were excluded

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because they got banned. It's not just about

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being functional, it's about being manageable.

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Right. There is a line where wackiness becomes

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a genuine liability. Elegant Elliot Offen, permanently

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banned in 2006. Whoa. He was physically threatening.

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Hansi, permanently banned in April 2016 because

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he started bringing Howard's family into his

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conspiracy theories. You can be crazy, but you

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can't be dangerous. Correct. The ecosystem has

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to be safe for the host. But the best story of

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rejection, without a doubt, is the saga of Bobo.

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This poor guy. I mean, talk about desperation.

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He desperately wants to be considered a whack

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packer. He wants the jacket. He wants the accolades.

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Oh, he craves it. But the show treats him with

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such disdain. There was this incredible sequence

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of events where he actually lost his name. Right.

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He was caught plagiarizing jokes or doing something

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to annoy Howard. And the punishment was that

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he was stripped of the Bobo moniker. He was demoted

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to just Steve from Florida. Which is so generic,

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it hurts. It's like being called occupant. And

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to get the name Bobo back, he had to perform

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a humiliating act. This was June 2017. Paint

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the picture for us. He had to walk the streets

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of New York City. specifically around the Sirius

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XM building, wearing a mesmerizingly awful outfit.

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I believe it was an obscure military uniform

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or something equally baffling, covered in badges,

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essentially looking like a stolen valor case

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or just a lunatic. And he's doing this in broad

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daylight. People are staring. And he's doing

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it just for the privilege of being called Bobo

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again. It illustrates the sheer desperation involved.

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But here is the kicker. Even after doing that,

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even after the debasement, the 2015 criteria

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lists him under not -whack -pack material. It's

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tragic. It's Shakespearean. He did the Walk of

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Shame, and he's still just a hanger -on. Because

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he wants it too much. Remember the rule. A lack

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of self -awareness. Mm. Bobo is too aware of

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his desire to be famous. He's trying too hard.

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Right. A true whack -packer like Beetlejuice

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doesn't try. He just is. Bobo is a fanboy trying

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to get into the band, and that makes him ineligible.

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That is a brutal psychological assessment. It

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really shows that Stern holds all the cards.

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You can't just decide to be a Whack Packer. It

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has to be bestowed upon you, usually against

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your will or without your full understanding.

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Exactly. Now, we have been having fun with the

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names and the rejection, but we have to pivot

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a little bit because the show has been on for

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so long. The reality of life and death has caught

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up with the Whack Pack. These aren't cartoons.

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They are people. Yes. And when you look at the

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list of deceased members, it's a sobering reminder.

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that behind the characters are real human beings,

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often with difficult lives and serious health

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issues. One of the biggest losses for the show,

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and I think for the audience, was Eric the actor.

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Formerly known as Eric the Midget. He passed

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away in 2014. He was, in my opinion, the greatest

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radio guest of all time. But... He hated being

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called a whack packer, didn't he? He despised

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it. And that was his charm. He was the antithesis

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of the happy -go -lucky character. He was grumpy.

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He was demanding. He was ungrateful. He would

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call in and demand that Howard get him roles

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on CSI or in Plainsight. And the audience loved

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him for it. They did. Because he was fighting

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against his reality. He was a very small man

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in a wheelchair who saw himself as a mogul. When

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he died, it was a legitimate blow to the show's

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universe. And then there's Hank, the angry drunken

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dwarf. A legendary early member. He was exactly

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what his name implied. He passed away quite young.

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And Riley Martin. The alien expert. He was a

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different flavor entirely. He had his own cosmology,

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his own symbols. He claimed to be in contact

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with the Biavians. The Biavians. Yeah. He wasn't

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just a whack packer in the sense of being silly.

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He was a true eccentric with a deeply held, albeit

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strange, belief system. He died in 2018. We also

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lost Fred the Elephant Boy recently in 2023.

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We mentioned him earlier as a catalyst for the

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whole group. That feels like the end of an era.

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It does. And we have to mention the darker side

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of this lifestyle. The history mentions Joey

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Booth's visitor, Joseph Basilino, who died of

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an overdose, and Crackhead Bob. Right. The nicknames

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themselves Crackhead Bob, Jeff the Drunk, often

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pointed to substance abuse issues. When you see

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Crackhead Bob on a funny list, you laugh. But

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then you realize, oh, that was a person struggling

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with addiction who suffered permanent damage

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from it. That is the tension at the heart of

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the whack pack. It's entertainment, but it's

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drawn from the margins of society. These are

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people who, in many cases, wouldn't have a platform

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anywhere else. That is the debate. Is it exploitation

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or is it inclusion? Because on one hand, the

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show is mining their misfortune for comedy, but

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on the other hand, they are celebrated. They're

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loved. And that leads us to the cultural impact.

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Because for better or worse, being in the Whack

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Pack made these people famous. Real fame. They

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did. They gained notoriety. They made personal

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appearances around the country. Imagine showing

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up to a club in New Jersey on a Friday night

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to see Beetlejuice or High Pitch Eric. People

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did it. Thousands of them. They paid cover charges.

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The Whack Packers made money, sometimes more

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money than they could have made doing anything

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else. Wow. Some of them landed roles in films

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and television programs. They transcended the

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radio show. It's the ultimate example of famous

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for being famous, but with a twist. It's famous

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for being peculiar. And this brings us back to

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that core definition, the lack of self -awareness.

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It creates a unique dynamic where the fame is

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almost accidental on the part of the performer,

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they are being themselves, and the world is consuming

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it as comedy. It's fascinating that someone like

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Beetlejuice is arguably more recognizable to

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a certain generation than some A -list actors,

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just from memes and clips online. Absolutely.

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The Whack Pack branding was genius marketing.

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It took disparate individuals, a guy with a high

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voice, a woman who tans too much, a man who thinks

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he talks to aliens and turned them into a collectible

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set. Like trading cards. Gotta catch them all.

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But instead of Pokemon, it's high -pitched voices

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and conspiracy theories. Exactly. And it created

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the community. As weird as it sounds, the Whack

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Pack is a family. A dysfunctional, messy, sometimes

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tragic family. but a family nonetheless. So let's

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try to summarize what we've learned here for

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you. But WACPAC isn't just a random list of guests.

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It's a parody of Hollywood elites, formalized

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by a vote in 2015. It is a rigid institution

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defined by a lack of self -awareness. If you

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know you're funny, you're out. If you can hold

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a normal job, you're out. It's a club for the

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unemployable and the unexplainable. And despite

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the funny names Tan Mom, Medicated Pete, Jeff

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the Vomit Guy, these are real people who became

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unlikely celebrities, sometimes struggling with

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real issues, but always providing content for

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the stern machine. It's a symbiotic relationship.

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The show needs the chaos. And the Whack Packers,

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for the most part, seem to crave the attention

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or the validation that comes with the title.

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Even Bobo, after his walk of shame, is still

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calling in today. So what does this all mean

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for you, the listener? Why does this phenomenon

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exist? Why do we tune in to hear people who don't

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know why we are laughing? I think it leaves us

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with a really provocative question about the

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nature of entertainment and our own psychology.

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If the defining trait of a whack packer is that

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they don't understand why they are funny, what

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does that say about the millions of people who

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are laughing? That's a great point. Are we celebrating

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unique humanity in all its forms? Or are we participating

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in something a bit darker, a spectacle where

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we feel superior to the person on the stage?

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That is a question that might make you think

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twice the next time you chuckle at a viral clip

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of Beetlejuice or High Pitch Eric. Are we laughing

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with them or at them? And does it matter if they're

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cashing the check? Indeed, it forces us to look

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in the mirror as much as we look at them. Well,

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on that note, we will leave you to ponder the

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ethics of the Whack Pack. Thanks for diving deep

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with us today into one of the strangest, most

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enduring corners of pop culture history. It was

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a pleasure. See you on the next Deep Dive.
