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Welcome back to the Deep Dive. We're doing something

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a little different today. Oh, yeah. Usually,

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you know, we tackle a specific paper, a news

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event, or maybe a complex historical figure.

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Today, we are tackling a silhouette. A silhouette.

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That sounds a little ominous. You know exactly

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the one I mean. Yeah. If you grew up with a bucket

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of plastic dinosaurs, and I think everyone listening

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probably did, you had this one. It wasn't the

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T -Rex and it wasn't the Triceratops. It was

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the duck -billed one with that long curved tube

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sticking out the back of its head. Ah, yeah.

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The one that looks like it's wearing a giant

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piece of macaroni on its head. A boomerang. Yeah.

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Yeah, macaroni. That's a great way to put it.

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The Parasaurovus. That is the one. And looking

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at the stack of research we have today, and I

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mean, it's... everything from the original field

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notes in the 1920s to acoustic physics modeling

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from Sandia National Labs, I realized something.

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This dinosaur is probably one of the most recognized

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yet least understood animals in the fossil record.

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We all know the shape, but we kind of treat it

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like a piece of clip art. It's just the one with

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the weird head. I think that's a really fair

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assessment. For a long time, even within paleontology,

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Parasaurolophus was sort of... It was relegated

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to being background scenery. It's the cow grazing

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in the swamp while the T -Rex does all the cool

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stuff in the foreground. It's the extra in the

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movie of the Cretaceous. Exactly. So the mission

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for this deep dive is to drag this animal out

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of the background. I want to stop looking at

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it as a plastic toy. And start understanding

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it as a biological machine. Because when you

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actually dig into the mechanics of this thing,

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how it ate, how it moved, and specifically what

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that crest was actually doing, it stops being

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a generic duck bill and becomes something much,

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much stranger. It really does. The engineering

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involved in this animal's skull alone is enough

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to keep us busy for the next hour. I mean, we

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aren't just looking at bones today. We are looking

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at... acoustics, thermodynamics, social behavior,

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the whole package. Okay, before we get into the

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really heavy engineering, let's just get the

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taxonomy out of the way. Parasaurolophus. It's

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a mouthful. I feel like I have to take a breath

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before saying it. It is a bit of a tongue twister.

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What are we actually saying when we say that

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name? Well, it translates literally to beside

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crested lizard. Beside crested lizard. That sounds

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odd. It does, but you have to understand the

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context of the discovery. We're going all the

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way back to 1922. William Parks, the paleontologist

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describing it, was looking at this new fossil

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found in Alberta, and he's looking at the skull

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and thinking, well, this looks a lot like another

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dinosaur I know called Saurolophus. Saurolophus,

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which means? crested lizard. Oh, okay. That makes

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sense. Exactly. Saurolophus had a solid, much

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smaller crest. So Parks, being a practical scientist,

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basically names this new one near or beside Saurolophus.

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It's not the most poetic name I'll grant you,

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but it tells you exactly where it sits on the

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family tree. So it's basically the crested lizard's

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neighbor. Pretty much. And taxonomically, we

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are placing this animal in the family Hedrosauridae.

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These are the duck -billed dinosaurs. But within

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that family, there's a crucial split you need

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to know to understand the deep dive today. You

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have the Hadrosaurines, which generally have

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flat heads or solid crests. Think Edmontosaurus

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or Myasaura. And then you have the Lambiosaurines.

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And our guy is a Lambia serene. Exclusively.

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The Lambia serenes are the hollow -crested duckbills.

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And that word hollow, that is the key. That's

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the big distinction. That is the distinction

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that drives almost all the biology we're going

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to talk about. If you don't have that hollow

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space, you're just a flat -headed grazer. If

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you do have it, well, you're capable of some

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pretty incredible physics. Okay, hold that thought

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on the physics. I want to ground this in physical

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reality first. Because duckbill dinosaur sounds

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cute. It sounds manageable. It does. Like a big

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mallard that you could maybe feed bread to at

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the park. Please do not try to feed bread to

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a Parasaurolophus. Why not? Help us visualize

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this scale here. If I'm standing next to a fully

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grown Parasaurolophus walkery, that's the classic

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species, right? That's the type Cepheusia. What

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am I looking at? What am I feeling? You are looking

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at a wall of muscle. You would feel incredibly

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insignificant. We are talking about an animal

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that is roughly 9 .45 meters long. That's 31

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feet. 31 feet. So imagine a standard yellow school

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bus parked in front of you. Now imagine that

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school bus has legs and can run. That's substantial.

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That's a lot bigger than I pictured. It is. And

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it's not just the length. It's the mass. The

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weight estimates. Well, they vary a bit depending

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on the method you use. How do they even figure

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that out? Is it just a guess? It's more than

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a guess. You can do volumetric models where you

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sort of shrink wrap a digital skeleton with muscle

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and calculate the volume. Or you can use the

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circumference of the leg bones and compare it

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to living animals. Okay. So what are those models

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telling us? They're consistently landing us between

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2 .5 and 5 metric tons. So that upper limit is

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about 5 .5 short tons. So we're talking African

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elephant territory. Easily. Maybe even heavier

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than an average elephant. And unlike an elephant,

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which is, you know, four on the floor stable,

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this animal is built very differently. It's carrying

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that mass in a completely different way. Right.

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Which brings us to the locomotion question. Because

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I've seen artwork of them walking on four legs,

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looking all peaceful. And then I've seen artwork

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of them running on two legs, looking absolutely

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terrifying. Which one is it? They're both right.

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We call this being a facultative biped. Okay,

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define that for us. It essentially means the

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animal has a choice. It's not locked into one

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way of moving. Most of the time, when it's just

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grazing, conserving energy, moving slowly through

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the brush, it's a quadruped. It's on all fours.

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That makes sense. It's the most efficient way

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to support that five -ton gut. Exactly. It's

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engaging the front drive, so to speak. But...

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If a predator, say, a Gorgosaurus, appears on

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the horizon or it needs to cover ground quickly,

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it can shift its weight back, lift those front

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arms up, and sprint on its hind legs. A five

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-ton animal sprinting on two legs is... That's

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a terrifying image. That's a lot of kinetic energy

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moving very, very fast. It is. And the skeleton...

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absolutely supports this power. If you look at

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the femur, the thigh bone of Peawalkery, it's

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over a meter long, about 103 centimeters. It

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is an incredibly robust, thick piece of bone.

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Wow. And the pelvis is just... massive, heavily

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built to anchor these huge running muscles. But

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then you look at the arms, the humerus, and they

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are relatively short, especially for a hadrosaur

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of that size. So they're a little bit T -Rex

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-y in that way. Big legs, smaller arms. A little

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bit, yeah. They're definitely not as comically

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small as a T -Rex is, but the power is all in

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the back. They wouldn't be winning marathons

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on two legs, but for a short, powerful burst

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of speed, they were built for it. And while we're

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on the body, you mentioned something in the notes

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about the spine. They had a weird back. Not weird,

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so much as distinct. They had these very tall,

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neural spines sticking up from the vertebrae,

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especially over the hips and the back. So it

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wasn't a flat back like a lizard? No, not at

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all. It gave it a high -backed look, almost like

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a ridge running down the spine. It created a

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very distinct profile, even before you get to

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the head crest. Okay, let's get to the head.

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I want to circle back to the duck bill part.

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You mentioned earlier that calling it a duck

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is a problem. But, I mean, it has a bill. I'm

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looking at the skull right now in the notes.

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It has this... broad, flat beak. It has a beak,

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yes. But the function is totally, totally different.

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A duck uses its bill to, you know, dabble in

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the water, filtering out soft algae and little

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bugs. Right. It doesn't chew. It just sort of

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slurps. Parasaurolophus was a shooing machine,

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an industrial -grade shooing machine. But reptiles

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don't chew. That's like the rule, right? They

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rip and swallow. Crocodiles don't chew. Lizards

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don't chew. Usually, yes, that is the rule. But

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hadrosaurs, they invented a way to cheat the

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system. They evolved something that we mammals

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usually claim is our own special invention. Behind

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that beak, they had what we call dental batteries.

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Batteries, like are they energized? No, no, not

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electric. Think more like an artillery battery.

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Rows and rows of guns. Oh, I see. So imagine

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a dense pavement of teeth. Hundreds of small

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diamond -shaped teeth packed tightly together

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in these columns. As the animal ground down tough

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vegetation, we're talking pine needles, twigs,

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abrasive ferns, the surface teeth would wear

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away. And then they'd be toothless. Nope. Immediately

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underneath, there was another tooth ready to

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push up and replace it. It was a constant conveyor

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belt of new grinding surfaces. Like a shark's

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mouth, but for grinding. Similar concept, yeah,

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but arranged for grinding, not for slicing. A

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shark slices. A hadros... sore grinds. And the

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mechanics of the jaw itself are just fascinating.

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We call it pleurokinesis. Pleurokinesis. Okay,

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break that down for us. Pleuro meaning side,

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kinesis meaning movement. So when a cow chews,

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it moves its lower jaw side to side. You've seen

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a cow chewing its cud. Sure. That round grinding

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motion. Right. A Parasaurolophus couldn't move

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its jaw side to side quite like that. Instead,

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the upper jaw bones, the maxillae, could actually

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flex and rotate slightly outwards against the

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lower jaw. The skull itself was flexible. The

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whole skull moved. Parts of it, yes. It created

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this incredibly effective grinding surface that

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could pulverize the toughest plants in the Cretaceous.

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This wasn't passive eating. This was industrial

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processing. That makes so much sense. You don't

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get to be five tons by just nibbling on soft

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algae. You need a massive calorie intake. You

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need to unlock the nutrients in wood and tough

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leaves. Exactly. They were effectively giant

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biological wood chippers. We should mention the

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skin, too. I saw a note that we actually have

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impressions. We do. is incredibly rare. They

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show these uniform tubercle -like scales, like

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little bumps, but no larger distinct structures

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like scutes or armor, just this pebbly texture

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all over. Okay, so we have a five -ton bipedal

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sprinting industrial chewing pebbly skin machine,

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but we haven't talked about the elephant in the

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room, or rather the trombone in the room. The

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crest. The crest. This is what I was looking

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forward to, the great crest debate. I was reading

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through the history of how scientists have interpreted

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this thing, and it feels like a comedy of errors.

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It's like for 50 years, everyone has projected

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their own weird theories onto this bone tube.

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You have to be a little fair to the early paleontologists.

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They were working without CT scanners, without

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soft tissue evidence, and often with really incomplete

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skeletons. They saw a shape and tried to find

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an analogy in nature, and the biggest bias they

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had was the habitat. The swamp bias. Right. The

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prevailing dogma in the early 1900s was that

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these big dinosaurs were just too heavy for land.

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They thought their legs would snap under their

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own weight. So they had to be aquatic. They had

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to live in swamps to let the water support them.

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their massive bulk. Which we now know is completely

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wrong. Completely. But it colored every interpretation.

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So when Alfred Sherwood Romer looks at Parasaurolophus

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in that context, he sees a creature living in

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the water. And what do you need if you're underwater?

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A snorkel. A snorkel. So Romer proposes quite

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seriously that the crest is literally a breathing

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tube. I mean, visually, it works perfectly. You

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can just picture the dinosaur submerged, just

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the tip of that crest poking out of the water

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like a periscope. This is a very... stealthy,

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cool image. A great image. It would make a great

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movie monster. But anatomically, it's a complete

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and total disaster. Why? What's the fatal flaw?

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Well, the fatal flaw is that there's no hole

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at the end. It's solid bone at the tip. The airway

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starts at the nose, goes all the way up the crest,

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does a U -turn at the top, comes all the way

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back down, and then goes into the throat. It's

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a closed loop. It's a closed loop. If you used

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it as a snorkel, you'd just be sticking a sealed

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tube out of the water. You'd suffocate immediately.

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It fails at the most basic level. Okay, so the

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snorkel is dead on arrival. But they didn't give

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up on the water angle, did they? The bias was

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strong. No, it was very, very strong. So then

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came the air trap theory. Charles Sternberg and

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later Ned Colbert thought, okay, okay, maybe

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it's not a snorkel. Maybe it's a scuba tank.

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An air reservoir to hold their breath. Exactly.

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The idea was they could fill this hollow crest

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with air and use to hold their breath for long

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periods underwater, like soaring extra oxygen

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for a deep dive to escape a predator. That sounds

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a little more plausible. I mean, whales hold

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their breath. It sounds plausible until you do

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the math. We're talking about a multi -ton animal

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with lungs probably the size of a refrigerator.

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The volume of air inside that crest is... maybe

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at best a couple of liters. It's a tiny, tiny

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fraction of their total lung capacity. So that's

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like a human trying to survive underwater by

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holding an extra mouthful of air in their cheeks.

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That is a perfect analogy. It would buy them

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maybe three seconds of extra dive time. From

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an evolutionary standpoint, it is way too expensive

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an investment. Growing this massive, complex

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bone structure just for three extra seconds of

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air. It doesn't pay off. So it fails the cost

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-benefit analysis. Deserpsly. All right, so they're

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out of the water. What happens next? We get into

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the weapon theories, right? Athenio Abel suggested

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it was a club. A battering ram, yeah. The idea

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was that males would spar, head -butting each

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other like bighorn sheep, either for mates or

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for territory. But again, looking at the anatomy,

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that just doesn't seem right. bone it's hollow

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it's thin the walls the crest are actually quite

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fragile if you took a five ton run and smashed

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that crest into a rival's ribs you wouldn't break

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their ribs you would shatter your own face it

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would be a catastrophic self -injury the sinuses

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would collapse it's just not built for impact

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it's delicate my absolute favorite though has

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to be the proboscis theory This one feels like

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it came from a fever dream. Oh, Martin Woolforth.

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Yes, the trunk. Tell us about the trunk. It's

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just so wonderfully bizarre. So Woolforth looked

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at the crest and thought, what if this isn't

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just a crest? What if it's an attachment point

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for big muscles? And he proposed that a mobile

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trunk, like an elephant's, dangled off the end

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of the crest to grab leaves and pull them to

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the mouth. I am trying so hard to picture a duck

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-billed dinosaur with an elephant trunk coming

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out of its forehead. It's a nightmare. It looks

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like something from a bad 1950s sci -fi movie.

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It's strictly impossible. Elephants have these

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massive, rough scars on their skulls where those

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powerful trunk muscles attach. You can see exactly

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where the anchor points are. And Parasaurolophus.

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Nothing. The bone is smooth. There are no muscle

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scars. Plus, as we just established, it has a

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hyper -efficient beak and grinding teeth. Why

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would you evolve a cropping beak and a trunk

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to do the exact same job? It's redundant. Completely.

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Nature almost never keeps two expensive tools

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that do the same thing. Okay, there's one more

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that was kind of funny. The foliage deflector.

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Andrew Milner's idea. Right. That it worked like

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a helmet or the cask on a cassowary, you know,

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pushing branches and leaves out of the way as

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it ran through the forest. Which makes sense

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for the shape, right? It sweeps back. It looks

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like it could part the bushes. The shape works.

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Sure, I'll give him that. But it doesn't explain

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the inside. If it's just a branch of asher, why

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is it hollow? Why does it have all these complex

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internal tubes and chambers? You could just have

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a solid ridge of bone. The complexity. The complexity

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implies a more sophisticated function. It's over

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-engineered for just pushing leaves. So we've

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ruled out snorkel, scuba tank, club, trunk, and

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helmet. Which is a pretty good list of what it

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wasn't. Yeah. That leaves us with the theory

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that actually stuck. And this is where the story

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gets really, really cool because we stop guessing

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and start using physics. The idea that the crest

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is fundamentally a musical instrument. A biological

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resonator. This is the leading theory today,

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by a wide margin. And we have hard data on this.

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In 1997, a team at Sandia National Laboratories,

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and you have to keep in mind, these are people

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who usually model shockwaves for nuclear explosions

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or high -speed aerodynamics for jets. Right,

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they're not paleontologists. Not at all. They

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got involved in this project. That's a crossover

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I did not expect. They got their hands on a CT

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scan of a Parasaurolophus tubicin skull. Tubicin?

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That's the one with the most complex crest. Correct.

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Tubicin literally means trumpeter. Its crest

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is longer and has a more intricate internal structure

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than the other species. So they took that digital

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model and they simulated airflow through it.

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They basically played the dinosaur like a virtual

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instrument to see what sound it would make. And

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what happened? What did it sound like? The crest

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acted as a perfect resonance chamber. The air

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travels from the nostrils up the long tubes,

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vibrates, and produces a sound. But not just

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any sound. Because the tube is so long, over

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two meters in some adults, it resonates at incredibly

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low frequencies. How low are we talking? The

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fundamental frequency that's the lowest note

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it could produce was about 30 hertz. 30 hertz.

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For context, the lowest note on a standard 88

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key piano is about 27 hertz. So this is deep.

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This is bass. It's right at the bottom edge of

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human hearing. We can generally hear down to

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about 20 hertz. So if you were standing there

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on the Cretaceous, you wouldn't just hear this

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sound, you would feel it. Like when a subwoofer

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hits in a movie theater. That rumble in your

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chest. Exactly that. A visceral thrumming that

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you feel in your bones. The modeling suggested

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they could produce a whole range of sounds from

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about 55 to 720 hertz. But that low end rumble

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is the key. Why is the low end the key? Why not

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just chirp like a bird? Why invest so much bone

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and energy in being a biological subwoofer? Physics

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again. High -frequency sounds, chirps, squeaks,

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whistles, they scatter easily. Leaves, trees,

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even fog, they all block and absorb high -frequency

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sound waves. If you yell in a dense forest, your

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voice doesn't travel very far. Right. But low

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-frequency infrasound, it cuts through everything,

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it travels for miles, barely losing any energy.

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Like elephants. I know they use infrasound. Exactly

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like elephants. Elephants use infrasound to coordinate

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herd movements over vast distances. You might

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not be able to hear an elephant calling from

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two miles away, but another elephant certainly

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does. Parasaurolophus was likely doing the exact

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same thing. They were broadcasting. What were

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they saying? I'm here. Predator approaching.

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Where is the herd? This is good feeding ground.

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Long -distance communication to keep a potentially

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huge scattered group cohesive. And the biology

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backs this up, right? It's not just the crest.

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You need the right hardware to hear what you're

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shouting. Right. It's pointless to make a specific

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sound if no one can hear it. And when we've looked

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at the brain cases of hadrosaurs, we find that

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they had very delicate stapes, those little ear

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bones, and an elongated cochlear duct, which

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is very similar to what you see in a modern crocodile.

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And that means... That setup is specifically

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tuned to be highly sensitive to low frequencies.

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So they had the transmitter, the crest, and they

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had the receiver, the ears. It's a complete system.

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That completely recontextualizes the whole animal.

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It's not a silent, peaceful grazer. It's a node

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in a communication network. A very loud one.

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Imagine a whole herd of these things. It wouldn't

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have been a quiet, peaceful swamp. It would have

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been a constant thrumming conversation happening

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all around you. But the crest wasn't just for

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sound, surely. If you stick a six -foot tube

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on your head, people are going to look at it.

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There has to be a visual component. Oh, absolutely.

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We can't ignore the visual aspect. Dinosaurs

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were highly visual animals. We know from their

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skulls that they had large optic lobes in their

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brains and large sclerotic rings in their eyes.

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Sclerotic rings. They're rings of bone that support

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the eyeball. Their size tells us about the size

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of the eye and likely their reliance on vision.

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Everything points to them having excellent daytime

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vision, probably in color. So the crest is a

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flag, a billboard. It's a species ID card. You

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have to remember Parasaurolophus didn't live

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alone. It lived alongside other Lambiosaurians

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like Korthosaurus and Lambiosaurus, which also

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had these big hollow crests, but they were shaped

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differently, like helmets or hatchets. If you're

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a Parasaurolophus looking for a mate from a mile

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away, you need to be able to spot that unique,

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long, curved profile instantly. You don't want

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to waste time and energy courting a Korthosaurus.

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And presumably, the bigger the crest, the better

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the mate. The classic sexual selection. argument

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that's the standard theory and it holds up well

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here a big elaborate crest is expensive to grow

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it takes a lot of calcium a lot of energy and

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a lot of time if you have a massive perfect crest

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you are advertising to the opposite sex look

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at my good genes i am so healthy and successful

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that i can waste energy on this giant ridiculous

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hat meet with me so it's a dual purpose signal

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the shape tells you the species and the size

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and quality tell you about the fitness of the

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individual exactly And the sound would have been

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part of that, too. A bigger crest would produce

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a deeper, more resonant call. So you could see

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and hear the quality of a potential mate from

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a long way off. Before we move on, I want to

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touch on one other functional theory that seems

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to have some merit, even if it's not the primary

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one. The air conditioning theory. Ah, yes. Wheeler's

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theory from 1978. This one is really interesting

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because it deals with thermodynamics. The idea

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is that because the crest has so much surface

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area and the bone is vascularized, which means

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it had lots of blood vessels, it worked like

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a radiator to cool the brain. Right. The basic

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concept is you pump hot blood from the body up

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into the crest. At the same time, you're breathing

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in cooler air through your nose. That air moves

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through all those internal tubes and passages,

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cooling the blood through convection. And then

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that newly cooled blood flows back down and circulates

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around the brain, keeping it from overheating.

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It's a biological brain cooler. Does that hold

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up? It's very likely a secondary benefit. I don't

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think most paleontologists think the crest evolved

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for that purpose. Why not? Well... You could

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cool down with much simpler structures like the

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big ears on an elephant or the frill on a triceratops.

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You don't need to evolve a complex, sound -producing

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trombone just to cool your brain. The acoustics

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seem to be the primary driver. But if you're

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a five -ton animal living in the hot, humid Cretaceous

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summer, having a built -in radiator on your head

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is definitely a fantastic bonus. Because it's

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a multi -purpose tool. Nature loves efficiency.

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If you're going to build a big, expensive structure,

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you might as well use it for everything you can.

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So yeah, it's a boombox, it's a billboard, and

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it's an AC unit, all in one. A boombox, a billboard,

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and an AC unit. I love that. Now, we've been

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talking about the Parasaurolophus as if it's

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just one thing, but the notes highlight that

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there are three distinct, recognized species,

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and the differences between them actually caused

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a massive fight in the scientific community.

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They did. It's easy to lump them together, but

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the differences are crucial and tell us a lot.

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So the three main players on the field are, first,

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Parasaurolophus walkeri. That's the classic one,

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the type species from Alberta that William Parks

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found. Straight crest. Mostly straight with a

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slight graceful curve. And its internal tubes

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are relatively simple. Then you have Parasaurolophus

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tubicin, the giant trumpeter from New Mexico.

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The loud one, the one they CT scanned. The loud

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one. It's the biggest of the three, and its crest

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is longer and much more complex inside. It has

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more chambers, more loops. It was probably capable

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of a greater range of sounds. And then we have

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the troublemaker. Parasaurolophus sardicrystatus.

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Sardicrystatus. Why is he the troublemaker? Because

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he just looks wrong. Walkery and Tubison have

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these long, backward -sweeping tubes. They look

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elegant. Sardicrystatus is smaller, and its crest

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is short and curves down sharply, almost tucking

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in against the back of the skull. It looks unfinished.

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That's a great way to put it. It looks like a

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Parasaurolophus that gave up halfway through

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growing its crest. And that appearance led to

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the female hypothesis, right? Exactly. In biology,

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when you see two animals in the same place that

00:23:45.390 --> 00:23:47.650
look similar, but one is big and robust with

00:23:47.650 --> 00:23:50.029
a fancy ornament, and the other is smaller and

00:23:50.029 --> 00:23:54.190
more gressle, your first instinct is sexual dimorphism.

00:23:54.650 --> 00:23:58.569
Males versus females. Sure. So the paleontologist

00:23:58.569 --> 00:24:00.930
James Hobson suggested that maybe Serticostatus

00:24:00.930 --> 00:24:03.829
wasn't a different species at all. Maybe it was

00:24:03.829 --> 00:24:06.730
just the female form of one of the other species,

00:24:06.910 --> 00:24:09.069
like Tubicin. Which happens all the time in nature.

00:24:09.430 --> 00:24:13.210
Male deer have antlers, females don't. Male peacocks

00:24:13.210 --> 00:24:15.569
have the giant tail. Females don't. It was a

00:24:15.569 --> 00:24:18.390
very solid, very elegant theory. It tidied everything

00:24:18.390 --> 00:24:20.730
up nicely. Oh, the short curved crests are the

00:24:20.730 --> 00:24:22.970
girls and the long straight crests are the boys.

00:24:23.569 --> 00:24:26.750
Simple. But then stratigraphy, the study of rock

00:24:26.750 --> 00:24:29.170
layers, kind of ruined the party. How so? What

00:24:29.170 --> 00:24:31.569
did the rocks say? While P. sardicristatus is

00:24:31.569 --> 00:24:33.670
found in different rock layers than P. tubuson

00:24:33.670 --> 00:24:36.269
is, especially in New Mexico, they are separated

00:24:36.269 --> 00:24:38.990
by time and geography. You usually don't find

00:24:38.990 --> 00:24:41.109
the males of a species living a million years

00:24:41.109 --> 00:24:42.789
apart from the females. Yeah, that makes mating

00:24:42.789 --> 00:24:45.109
very, very difficult. The long -distance relationship

00:24:45.109 --> 00:24:49.140
from hell. Exactly. So the consensus now is that

00:24:49.140 --> 00:24:51.880
Cerda crustatus is a valid, distinct species,

00:24:52.160 --> 00:24:55.299
perhaps a more primitive or basal form. Or maybe

00:24:55.299 --> 00:24:57.380
it just occupied a different ecological niche

00:24:57.380 --> 00:25:00.480
where a shorter crest was more advantageous for

00:25:00.480 --> 00:25:02.619
some reason. But speaking of crest shape and

00:25:02.619 --> 00:25:05.609
how they grow, we have to talk about Joe. Everyone

00:25:05.609 --> 00:25:08.869
loves Joe. Joe is a rock star. Who is Joe? Joe

00:25:08.869 --> 00:25:12.750
is the nickname for specimen ram 14 ,000. It

00:25:12.750 --> 00:25:15.329
was found in Utah in the Kuyperowitz Formation

00:25:15.329 --> 00:25:18.609
back in 2009 and was found by a high school student,

00:25:18.670 --> 00:25:21.329
actually, a kid named Kevin Terrace. He was volunteering

00:25:21.329 --> 00:25:23.450
on a dig and saw a little bit of bone sticking

00:25:23.450 --> 00:25:26.309
out of a rock that seasoned professional paleontologists

00:25:26.309 --> 00:25:29.089
had walked right past for years. Good eye on

00:25:29.089 --> 00:25:31.529
that kid. An incredible eye. And it turned out

00:25:31.529 --> 00:25:34.069
to be the most complete and by far the youngest

00:25:34.069 --> 00:25:36.380
paras... saurolophus we have ever found. How

00:25:36.380 --> 00:25:39.539
young are we talking? A baby. Based on bone histology,

00:25:39.720 --> 00:25:41.400
it was less than a year old. It was only about

00:25:41.400 --> 00:25:44.279
2 .5 meters long, so about eight feet. An eight

00:25:44.279 --> 00:25:46.599
foot long baby? Yeah. That's still bigger than

00:25:46.599 --> 00:25:49.640
a human? They grew fast. Insanely fast. These

00:25:49.640 --> 00:25:51.839
animals were putting on mass at an incredible

00:25:51.839 --> 00:25:54.339
rate to get out of that bite size for predator

00:25:54.339 --> 00:25:57.420
stage as quickly as possible. But the real shocker

00:25:57.420 --> 00:26:00.119
was the head. Based on the adult skulls, you'd

00:26:00.119 --> 00:26:02.799
expect maybe a tiny little tube starting to form.

00:26:02.880 --> 00:26:05.940
A little snorkel. Joe didn't have a tube. So

00:26:05.940 --> 00:26:08.539
what did he have? He had a bump. A little low

00:26:08.539 --> 00:26:11.740
hemispherical nub right on his forehead. It looked

00:26:11.740 --> 00:26:14.640
more like a pimple than a crest. So they aren't

00:26:14.640 --> 00:26:17.450
born with a trombone. It has to grow. No. And

00:26:17.450 --> 00:26:19.230
that tells us something really crucial about

00:26:19.230 --> 00:26:21.750
their life history. The crest starts growing

00:26:21.750 --> 00:26:25.150
very early, and it grows very, very fast. In

00:26:25.150 --> 00:26:27.650
other related crested dinosaurs, like Corythosaurus,

00:26:28.109 --> 00:26:30.210
the crest doesn't really pop up until they are

00:26:30.210 --> 00:26:32.450
about half grown. They look like generic flat

00:26:32.450 --> 00:26:35.549
-headed duck bills for a long time. But not Parasaurolophus.

00:26:35.769 --> 00:26:38.190
No, Parasaurolophus kids were pushing that bone

00:26:38.190 --> 00:26:40.589
up almost immediately. It was a priority. Which

00:26:40.589 --> 00:26:43.250
implies that even for the juveniles, that signal,

00:26:43.390 --> 00:26:46.109
or maybe the beginnings of that sound, was vital.

00:26:46.539 --> 00:26:48.140
Maybe for staying in touch with the parents.

00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:51.480
That's one possibility. Or it could be that the

00:26:51.480 --> 00:26:54.440
final adult structure was so massive and complex

00:26:54.440 --> 00:26:56.680
that they simply had to start growing it early

00:26:56.680 --> 00:26:58.839
just to get it finished in time for adulthood.

00:26:59.519 --> 00:27:02.259
Either way, it implies a life that was strictly

00:27:02.259 --> 00:27:05.000
governed by that crest. It was the center of

00:27:05.000 --> 00:27:08.259
their entire existence. I want to pivot now to

00:27:08.259 --> 00:27:10.299
something that makes these animals feel real.

00:27:10.460 --> 00:27:12.660
Not just biological machines, but individuals.

00:27:13.059 --> 00:27:16.279
Because we have a specific and kind of sad story

00:27:16.279 --> 00:27:19.059
about the very first Parasaurolophus ever found.

00:27:19.480 --> 00:27:22.559
The holotype. The paleopathology, yes. This is

00:27:22.559 --> 00:27:24.599
one of my favorite details in this whole story

00:27:24.599 --> 00:27:26.940
because it was misunderstood for almost a century.

00:27:27.200 --> 00:27:29.579
Right. So when William Parks found this skeleton

00:27:29.579 --> 00:27:32.859
back in the 1920s, he noticed this strange notch

00:27:32.859 --> 00:27:35.640
in the spine. Right where the neck meets the

00:27:35.640 --> 00:27:37.579
back, the vertebrae are kind of crunched down

00:27:37.579 --> 00:27:39.940
in a V shape. And Parks, working with what he

00:27:39.940 --> 00:27:42.380
knew, thought it was a natural feature. He actually

00:27:42.380 --> 00:27:44.680
proposed that a huge ligament ran from the tip

00:27:44.680 --> 00:27:46.819
of the crest all the way back to the notch in

00:27:46.819 --> 00:27:49.460
the spine. Like a suspension bridge cable. Exactly.

00:27:49.640 --> 00:27:52.400
He thought, wow, that head and crest are so huge

00:27:52.400 --> 00:27:54.900
and heavy, the neck muscles can't possibly hold

00:27:54.900 --> 00:27:58.220
it up alone. So he imagined this thick ligament

00:27:58.220 --> 00:28:00.730
acting as a tether. holding the head up which

00:28:00.730 --> 00:28:03.170
we now know is completely wrong completely wrong

00:28:03.170 --> 00:28:05.650
there's no anatomical precedent for that in any

00:28:05.650 --> 00:28:08.549
animal we know of the main neutral ligament which

00:28:08.549 --> 00:28:11.029
supports the head attaches to the base of the

00:28:11.029 --> 00:28:13.890
skull not to the tip of a fancy hollow crest

00:28:13.890 --> 00:28:16.410
so if it's not a ligament anchor what is it it's

00:28:16.410 --> 00:28:21.680
a broken back a healed but severe injury That's

00:28:21.680 --> 00:28:24.799
a lot more dramatic. A study in 2020 by a paleontologist

00:28:24.799 --> 00:28:27.740
named Pertotso really took a close look at this

00:28:27.740 --> 00:28:30.640
with modern technology. The bones are clearly

00:28:30.640 --> 00:28:33.319
deformed. They were crushed by some kind of massive

00:28:33.319 --> 00:28:36.220
blunt force trauma. And the leading theory is

00:28:36.220 --> 00:28:38.940
the falling tree hypothesis. OK, paint the picture

00:28:38.940 --> 00:28:41.579
for us. Imagine the late Cretaceous of Alberta.

00:28:41.799 --> 00:28:44.099
It's a storm. The weather patterns were much

00:28:44.099 --> 00:28:45.839
more intense back then. You have high winds,

00:28:46.000 --> 00:28:48.319
maybe a hurricane -like storm coming off that

00:28:48.319 --> 00:28:50.720
big interior seaway. And this animal is hiding.

00:28:50.759 --> 00:28:52.380
Settling in the forest, maybe with its herd,

00:28:52.519 --> 00:28:55.259
trying to stay low and ride it out. It's loud.

00:28:55.380 --> 00:28:58.299
It's wet. It's terrifying. In a massive tree

00:28:58.299 --> 00:29:00.779
trunk, maybe a redwood relative, something huge

00:29:00.779 --> 00:29:04.059
snaps in the wind and crashes down. It strikes

00:29:04.059 --> 00:29:06.400
the animal right across the shoulders, just behind

00:29:06.400 --> 00:29:09.660
the neck. A direct hit. A direct hit from a tree.

00:29:09.720 --> 00:29:12.180
It would have been crushing. It smashed the tall

00:29:12.180 --> 00:29:14.619
neural spines of the vertebrae, compressed the

00:29:14.619 --> 00:29:17.180
vertebral column itself, and likely broke several

00:29:17.180 --> 00:29:20.440
ribs. It would have been an agonizing, crippling

00:29:20.440 --> 00:29:23.759
injury. And usually in the wild, a broken back

00:29:23.759 --> 00:29:26.619
like that means death. You can't move, you starve,

00:29:26.940 --> 00:29:29.619
or a predator finds you and eats you. That's

00:29:29.619 --> 00:29:32.579
the miracle of the specimen. The bone shows extensive

00:29:32.579 --> 00:29:35.140
signs of healing. There's a lot of remodeled

00:29:35.140 --> 00:29:37.750
bone, calluses where the fractures were. This

00:29:37.750 --> 00:29:39.950
wasn't a death blow. It survived. It survived.

00:29:40.089 --> 00:29:42.549
It lived for months, maybe even years after this

00:29:42.549 --> 00:29:45.289
injury. The bone grew back together, but it healed

00:29:45.289 --> 00:29:48.329
in that deformed V -shaped notch that Parks saw.

00:29:48.549 --> 00:29:51.369
That is just incredible. It tells us two amazing

00:29:51.369 --> 00:29:55.549
things. One, Parasaurolophus was tough as nails.

00:29:56.269 --> 00:29:58.750
This animal walked around, ate, and interacted

00:29:58.750 --> 00:30:01.170
with its herd while recovering from a major spinal

00:30:01.170 --> 00:30:03.549
fracture. It must have been in constant pain,

00:30:03.630 --> 00:30:06.289
but it kept going. And the second thing? It implies

00:30:06.289 --> 00:30:09.029
a level of social support. You think the herd

00:30:09.029 --> 00:30:11.930
protected it? It's certainly possible. An animal

00:30:11.930 --> 00:30:14.390
that injured would have been slower, more vulnerable

00:30:14.390 --> 00:30:18.430
to predators. If it survived for years, it suggests

00:30:18.430 --> 00:30:20.829
it wasn't immediately picked off or left behind.

00:30:21.089 --> 00:30:23.430
It stayed with the group, and the group provided

00:30:23.430 --> 00:30:26.630
some measure of safety. It adds this whole layer

00:30:26.630 --> 00:30:28.890
of biography to the bones. This wasn't just a

00:30:28.890 --> 00:30:31.890
generic specimen number. It was a survivor. It

00:30:31.890 --> 00:30:34.250
had a really, really bad day, and it lived to

00:30:34.250 --> 00:30:36.849
tell the tale. Let's widen the lens a bit. We've

00:30:36.849 --> 00:30:38.410
looked at the animal in detail. Let's look at

00:30:38.410 --> 00:30:41.190
the world it survived in. Where are we geographically

00:30:41.190 --> 00:30:43.289
when we talk about Parasaurovus? We are in a

00:30:43.289 --> 00:30:46.029
place called Laramidia. During the late Cretaceous,

00:30:46.089 --> 00:30:49.490
North America was split in half by a giant inland

00:30:49.490 --> 00:30:53.019
sea. the Western Interior Seaway. It ran all

00:30:53.019 --> 00:30:54.980
the way from the Arctic Ocean down to the Gulf

00:30:54.980 --> 00:30:58.059
of Mexico. The landmass to the east is called

00:30:58.059 --> 00:31:01.549
Appalachia. The long, thin landmass to the west,

00:31:01.730 --> 00:31:04.930
stretching from Alaska down to Mexico, is Laramidia.

00:31:05.150 --> 00:31:07.950
This is where all the famous dinosaurs like T

00:31:07.950 --> 00:31:10.930
-Rex, Triceratops, and Parasaurolophus lived.

00:31:11.130 --> 00:31:13.930
But it wasn't just one big uniform forest, right?

00:31:13.970 --> 00:31:16.150
The environments were different. No, it was highly

00:31:16.150 --> 00:31:18.289
regional, which is why we see different species

00:31:18.289 --> 00:31:20.809
in different places. In the north, in Alberta,

00:31:21.049 --> 00:31:23.009
where our survivor with the broken back lived,

00:31:23.309 --> 00:31:26.150
you had the dinosaur park formation. This place

00:31:26.150 --> 00:31:29.099
was crowded. Crowded with what? Herds of Centrosaurus,

00:31:29.339 --> 00:31:31.359
Styracosaurus, lots of other kinds of dovetails

00:31:31.359 --> 00:31:33.119
like Corithosaurus. It was like the Serengeti

00:31:33.119 --> 00:31:35.819
of the Cretaceous. But strangely, Parasaurolophus

00:31:35.819 --> 00:31:38.039
walkeri was actually pretty rare there. Just

00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:40.200
passing through. Maybe. Or maybe it preferred

00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:42.440
the uplands away from the crowded floodplains.

00:31:42.440 --> 00:31:44.519
It's actually one of the rarer hadrosaurs in

00:31:44.519 --> 00:31:47.759
that particular fauna. But as you go south into

00:31:47.759 --> 00:31:50.299
New Mexico and Utah, the picture changes completely.

00:31:50.990 --> 00:31:53.230
Utah was the jungle, right? The Kuiperowitz formation.

00:31:53.309 --> 00:31:55.269
That's right. That was the home of Joe the Baby.

00:31:55.529 --> 00:32:00.150
It was a hot, humid, swampy jungle. Very wet.

00:32:00.269 --> 00:32:03.150
Lots of rivers and floodplains. And the predators

00:32:03.150 --> 00:32:05.210
were different. In the north, in Alberta, you

00:32:05.210 --> 00:32:07.549
had to worry about Gorgosaurus. In Utah, you

00:32:07.549 --> 00:32:10.609
had Teratophonius, another Tyrannosaur, but you

00:32:10.609 --> 00:32:13.309
also had something much, much worse in the water.

00:32:13.769 --> 00:32:16.369
Deinosuchus. The Terror Crocodile. How big are

00:32:16.369 --> 00:32:18.410
we talking when we say Terror Crocodile? We are

00:32:18.410 --> 00:32:20.769
talking about an alligatoroid that grew up to

00:32:20.769 --> 00:32:25.200
12 meters long. That's 40 feet. It weighed more

00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:28.099
than the T -Rex of its time. Its bite force was

00:32:28.099 --> 00:32:30.339
strong enough to crush giant sea turtle shells

00:32:30.339 --> 00:32:32.980
and dinosaur bones like they were popcorn. So

00:32:32.980 --> 00:32:34.799
if our parasaurolophus goes down to the river

00:32:34.799 --> 00:32:36.740
to get a drink. It is entering the kill zone.

00:32:36.880 --> 00:32:38.799
We actually have had parasaur bones from that

00:32:38.799 --> 00:32:40.819
formation with Deimosuchus bite marks on them.

00:32:40.960 --> 00:32:43.380
This was a world where the water could and dead

00:32:43.380 --> 00:32:46.720
eat you. And yet the southern species P. tubicin

00:32:46.720 --> 00:32:49.160
and Serticristatus seem to be more common in

00:32:49.160 --> 00:32:51.599
these swampy wet areas. They were living right

00:32:51.599 --> 00:32:53.880
next to the danger. Which means. Maybe that's

00:32:53.880 --> 00:32:56.059
why they needed such a sophisticated long distance

00:32:56.059 --> 00:32:58.359
communication system. You need to be able to

00:32:58.359 --> 00:33:01.400
warn the rest of the herd about the 40 foot crocodile

00:33:01.400 --> 00:33:03.339
lurking in the river. It makes a lot of sense.

00:33:03.559 --> 00:33:06.119
A low frequency rumble. That means watch the

00:33:06.119 --> 00:33:08.529
water. I have to ask about one last physical

00:33:08.529 --> 00:33:11.089
detail because it ties into how a lot of people

00:33:11.089 --> 00:33:13.130
first saw this dinosaur, especially if they're

00:33:13.130 --> 00:33:15.930
of a certain age. If you watch Disney's Fantasia.

00:33:16.109 --> 00:33:19.849
Oh, the Rite of Spring sequence, a classic. For

00:33:19.849 --> 00:33:22.150
all its inaccuracies, it was beautiful. It was.

00:33:22.529 --> 00:33:25.069
And in the movie, the Parasaurolophus has this

00:33:25.069 --> 00:33:28.349
sail, a flap of skin connecting the crest to

00:33:28.349 --> 00:33:30.230
the back of the neck. It looks kind of like a

00:33:30.230 --> 00:33:32.990
basilisk lizard. It looks very, very cool. It

00:33:32.990 --> 00:33:34.529
does look cool. I'll admit that. Is there any

00:33:34.529 --> 00:33:36.490
truth to that? Or is that just Disney magic?

00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:39.819
That idea actually goes way back to Barnum Brown,

00:33:40.039 --> 00:33:44.000
a very famous fossil hunter around 1912. He was

00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:46.440
describing a related animal and saw some texture

00:33:46.440 --> 00:33:48.859
on the back of a crest and hypothesized there

00:33:48.859 --> 00:33:51.079
might have been a skin flap. And because of that

00:33:51.079 --> 00:33:53.319
notch in the spine of the Parasaurolophus holotype

00:33:53.319 --> 00:33:56.920
we talked about earlier, artists just, they connected

00:33:56.920 --> 00:33:59.180
the dots. They thought the sail attached to the

00:33:59.180 --> 00:34:01.220
broken back. Exactly. They thought, oh, that

00:34:01.220 --> 00:34:03.339
notch must be the anchor point where the skin

00:34:03.339 --> 00:34:06.650
flap attaches. So it became a popular look. But

00:34:06.650 --> 00:34:08.610
now that we know the notch is an injury, the

00:34:08.610 --> 00:34:11.170
anchor point is gone. And there's no other soft

00:34:11.170 --> 00:34:13.329
tissue evidence to support a big sail like that.

00:34:13.710 --> 00:34:16.389
So most modern paleo artists have ditched it.

00:34:16.469 --> 00:34:19.070
The crest stands free. I think it looks better

00:34:19.070 --> 00:34:21.050
that way, honestly. It highlights the instrument

00:34:21.050 --> 00:34:23.489
itself. I agree. It's striking enough on its

00:34:23.489 --> 00:34:26.150
own. It doesn't need any accessories. So let's

00:34:26.150 --> 00:34:29.090
wrap this all up. We started this deep dive with

00:34:29.090 --> 00:34:31.690
a silhouette. A plastic toy that basically every

00:34:31.690 --> 00:34:34.250
kid knows. And we've ended up with this highly

00:34:34.250 --> 00:34:37.630
complex, socially sophisticated biological entity.

00:34:37.889 --> 00:34:40.110
Yeah, we've gone from a snorkel -using water

00:34:40.110 --> 00:34:43.409
beast to a land -dwelling five -ton athlete that

00:34:43.409 --> 00:34:45.710
could run on two legs. We've realized the crest

00:34:45.710 --> 00:34:48.909
wasn't a weapon or a snorkel, but a high -fidelity

00:34:48.909 --> 00:34:51.829
subwoofer capable of broadcasting messages for

00:34:51.829 --> 00:34:54.210
miles. We've learned they grew up incredibly

00:34:54.210 --> 00:34:56.849
fast, starting with just a little bump on their

00:34:56.849 --> 00:34:59.090
heads that blossomed into this incredible structure.

00:34:59.610 --> 00:35:01.849
And that they were resilient enough as individuals

00:35:01.849 --> 00:35:04.829
to survive broken backs and tough enough as a

00:35:04.829 --> 00:35:07.909
species to live in crocodile infested swamps.

00:35:07.929 --> 00:35:09.969
It really, really changes the way you look at

00:35:09.969 --> 00:35:12.010
a museum skeleton. It's not just a collection

00:35:12.010 --> 00:35:14.329
of bones anymore. That's the goal. When you look

00:35:14.329 --> 00:35:17.570
at that skull now, don't just see a bone. Try

00:35:17.570 --> 00:35:20.579
to hear the sound. Imagine a foggy morning in

00:35:20.579 --> 00:35:23.340
the Cretaceous and that low vibrating hum rolling

00:35:23.340 --> 00:35:26.340
across the landscape. That is the reality of

00:35:26.340 --> 00:35:29.400
Parasaurolophus. So here is a final thought for

00:35:29.400 --> 00:35:32.199
you to chew on. If they had this hardware, this

00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:34.659
incredible ability to send specific, complex,

00:35:34.800 --> 00:35:37.260
low frequency signals, what were they really

00:35:37.260 --> 00:35:39.880
saying? We assume simple things, you know, food

00:35:39.880 --> 00:35:42.619
here, danger there. But animals with complex

00:35:42.619 --> 00:35:45.139
communication often have complex social structures.

00:35:45.300 --> 00:35:47.719
Were they calling to specific individuals? Did

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they have unique voices that their herd mates

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could recognize? Were they identifying their

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own offspring in the creche of thousands by their

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specific call? The hardware suggests a level

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of communicative complexity that we usually reserve

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for animals like whales or primates. It's very

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possible there was a lot more going on inside

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that crested head than we give them credit for.

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So next time you see that dinosaur, don't just

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ask what the creche was for. Ask yourself, what

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was it saying? Always ask the next question.

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Thanks for listening to The Deep Dive. We'll

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catch you on the next one.
