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i mean glory glory hallelujah glory glory hallelujah

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you know it's just it's one of those melodies

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isn't it oh absolutely it's impossible not to

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know it it feels i don't know important important

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exactly it screams american history you know

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the civil war his truth is marching on it is

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stirring but uh I think we have to admit why

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we're here today. We're about to completely ruin

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that melody for you. Oh, we are going to absolutely

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demolish it because for today's deep dive, we're

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talking about a version of the song where the

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lyrics are definitely not about truth marching

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on. Not even close. No. They're about a rookie

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paratrooper, a catastrophic mistake, and, well,

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a very long fall. And the lyrics get, shall we

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say, specific. It's called Blood on the Risers.

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Blood on the Risers. And, you know, the thing

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that really hooked me when we were digging into

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the source material, it's not just shock value.

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We have all these records from Fort Benning,

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technical manuals. Right. And they all point

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to the song being, weirdly, a survival tool.

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That is exactly the mission for this deep dive.

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It's so easy to just hear the gory gory part

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and dismiss it, but we want to explore how this

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incredibly dark song actually works as a critical

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cautionary tale. A masterclass on what not to

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do. Exactly. It's about safety, preparation,

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and the psychology of facing extreme risk. All

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set to a tune you can't forget. So if you're

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a bit squeamish, this is your official heads

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up. We're about to jump in. And to really get

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it, you have to start with the music's history.

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Its lineage is a whole story in itself. Right,

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because I started off humming the Battle Hymn

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of the Republic, but that wasn't the beginning,

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was it? No, that was already a rewrite. You have

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to go back to the Civil War, to the Union soldiers.

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They were marching to that melody, but they were

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singing John Brown's Body. John Brown's Body.

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Yeah. So gritty political. Very. It's about a

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radical abolitionist body moldering in the grave.

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It's earthy. It's rough. And then Julia Ward

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Howe hears it and she elevates it. She turns

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it into this lofty, religious, almost transcendent

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hymn. The Battle Hymn of the Republic. All about

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glory and divine judgment. And then 80 years

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later. World War II. World War II. And a brand

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new Taika soldier, the paratrooper. Gets her

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hands on it. And they just drag it right back

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down to earth. Literally and figuratively. Yeah.

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They take this hymn about spiritual glory and

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turn it into a step -by -step guide to physical

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destruction. Let's talk about that chorus. I

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mean, the switch is just so blunt. It's cynical,

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almost. Glory, glory, hallelujah becomes. Glory,

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glory, what a hell of a way to die. And the punchline,

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his truth is marching on, gets replaced with

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the coldest possible take. you ain't gonna jump

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no more it's so final and what struck me looking

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at the lyrics you sent over is that it's not

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just a chant it's a story it's a completely linear

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narrative yeah it follows this rookie paratrooper

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from sitting in the plane to the jump the failure

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the panic the fall and the aftermath it gets

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very uh very descriptive about the aftermath

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as it does the ambulance crew scraping them up

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it's all in there which brings me back to your

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point How is that a cautionary tale? It sounds

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more like a horror story. Well, this is where

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you have to read it like an accident report.

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The song is actually an instructional guide on

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what not to do. It hammers home that in the airborne,

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the line between living and dying is just one

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tiny mistake. Okay, so let's deconstruct the

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disaster. The song is very clear about why he

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died. It's not combat. No, not at all. The sources

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point out he does almost everything right. The

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lyrics say he counted long, he counted loud,

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he's following his training. But he makes one

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single... Fatal error. He forgets to hook up

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his static line. That's it. That's the moment.

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Everything else is just a consequence of that

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one action. Okay, so for those of us listening

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who aren't paratroopers, we need to break this

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down. A static line isn't just like a piece of

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string. Not even close. See, in sports skydiving,

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you pull a ripcord, you're in control. In World

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War II military jumping, the plane opens your

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parachute for you. How does that work mechanically?

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Okay, so you have this long strap, the static

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line, attached to your parachute pack. The other

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end has a hook. Before you jump, you hook that

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onto a steel cable that runs down the inside

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of the plane. So you're literally attached to

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the airplane. For a second, yes. When you jump,

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your body falls, that line pulls tight, and the

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tension yanks the cover off your parachute and

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pulls the canopy out. Then the line breaks away.

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It's an automatic deployment. So if you don't

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hook that line up... Nothing happens. The pack

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on your back stays shut. You're just... That

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is a terrifying thought. And the song really

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captures that, doesn't it? The verse about him

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waiting for the shock. Yeah, that jolt of the

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canopy opening. He feels the wind, he feels the

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cold, but he never feels the shock. And you can

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imagine that dawning horror. 1 ,000, 2 ,000,

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3 ,000. Nothing. But wait, he's still alive.

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He's in free fall. And the song says he pulls

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his reserve chute. I mean, that sounds like the

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right move. In theory, yes. Plan A failed, so

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you go to plan B. But this is the next warning

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in the song. He deploys the reserve, but is in

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a bad falling position. And this is specific

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to the gear they were using back then, right?

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Very specific to the T5 and T7 rigs of the 1940s.

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Today, your reserve is usually on your back with

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your main. But back then, the reserve was a completely

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separate pack on your chest. The belly bag. The

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belly bag, exactly. So picture it. He's tumbling.

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No main chute to stabilize him. He's flailing,

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probably spinning. And in all that chaos, he

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pulls the handle on the pack on his stomach.

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Right. And because he's unstable, the little

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pilot chute doesn't catch clean air and fly away

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from him. It just, it wraps around him. And the

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lyrics say he becomes entangled in the parachute's

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canopy and risers. He essentially gift wraps

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himself in his own safety equipment. The reserve

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deploys, but it can't inflate. It becomes a shroud.

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And we should probably define that term from

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the title, risers. What are they? Good point.

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The risers are the four heavy -duty straps that

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connect all the parachute suspension lines, the

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strings, to the harness on your shoulders. They're

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the load -bearing connection. So the very things

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meant to connect him to safety are what? entangle

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him. Precisely. The song is a chain of errors.

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If he hooked the static line, he lives. If he'd

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stabilized his fall before pulling the reserve,

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he might have lived. It's not just he died, it's

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he died because of X, then Y, then Z. It really

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is a crash report set to music. And that's why

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it was so effective. It was a mnemonic device.

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Hook up, check your gear, don't panic. So who

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wrote this? This masterpiece of macabre instruction.

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That's the thing. No one knows. The author is

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listed as unattributed pretty much everywhere.

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That kind of feels right, doesn't it? Like it

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just emerged out of the barracks. And the leading

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theory is that it was a collective creation written

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verse by verse, probably by trainees at Fort

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Benning. The home of the infantry. Yeah, you

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can picture it. Guys in a barracks one -upping

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each other with a new grizzlier line. And then

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they took that song with them. The sources describe

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them singing it on the plane right before a jump.

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That's the part that just blows my mind. You're

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about to do one of the most dangerous things

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a human can do, and you're singing about it going

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horribly wrong. It's what some psychologists

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call psychological inoculation. Like a vaccine.

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Exactly like a vaccine. You give yourself a small,

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controlled dose of the fear. By singing about

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the worst possible outcome, you're facing it.

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You're owning it. You're turning it into a rhythm

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you can control. You're laughing at it. Like,

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you can't scare me. I'm already singing about

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it. Precisely. And it builds this incredible

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unit cohesion. We're the guys who sing about

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death. And it wasn't a secret either. We found

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newspaper clippings from 43 -44 calling it a

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paratrooper favorite. And that culture. I mean,

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it didn't just end in 1945. This song has had

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some serious legs. It absolutely has. It's part

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of the airborne identity. You go to the 82nd

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Airborne, the 173rd Airborne, they all know this

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song. The notes here also mention the 101st Airborne,

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the Screaming Eagles, but there's a funny bit

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of rivalry mentioned. Yes, a little bit of military

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inside baseball. It says that even though they're

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associated with the song, they're colloquially

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known as legs. Right. So legs is the classic

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paratrooper insult for anyone who isn't airborne

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qualified, anyone who has to walk. But before

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you're a first first. They're legends. They are.

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But back in WWII, a lot of their forces were

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glider infantry, not parachutists. And today

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they're primarily an air assault division using

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helicopters. So the pure static line guys and

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other units still like to give them a hard time

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about it. So they still get called legs even

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while they're singing the ultimate paratrooper

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anthem. Exactly. But it shows how the song kind

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of transcends those little rivalries. It's for

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everyone in that high -risk fraternity. And it's

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not just an American thing. It's gone global.

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Yeah, that's what's so fascinating. Gravity and

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dark humor are universal, it seems. What are

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some of the other versions? Well, in Spain, it's

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called Sangre en las Cuerdas. Blood on the lines.

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Same idea. In a lot of Latin American countries,

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their airborne units call it Mancha Roja. Red

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stain. Wow. That's efficient. Gets the point

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across, doesn't it? British airborne units sing

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it too. It's just a core part of that culture

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worldwide. And we can't talk about its legacy

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without mentioning Band of Brothers. Of course

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not. That miniseries put paratrooper culture

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on the map for a whole new generation. They sing

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it in the show and it just perfectly captures

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that gallows humor. But there's a more recent

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story that I just love. The story of Vince Baranza.

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What a great story. He was a genuine WWII vet

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from the 101st Battle of the Bulge. A real hero.

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And in 2019, a video of him pops up online. And

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he's not just telling a story. No. He's in Bastogne,

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I believe, surrounded by people, and he just

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launches into blood on the riser. He's belting

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it out. With everything he's got. The video got

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over a million views. It's this incredible bridge

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from the 1940s to the YouTube era. You see this

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man in his 90s, and for that moment, he's 20

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years old again. It's not just a song. It's a

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memory. And he even went on to record it. He

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did. Just an amazing testament to how deep this

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stuff runs. So it's in movies, video games. It's

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really become the cultural shorthand for paratroopers.

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It has. If you want to show a character as a

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tough, fatalistic airborne soldier, you have

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them hum gory, gory. It sets the scene instantly.

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All right, let's bring this in for a safe landing.

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A much safer one, I hope. We've gone from this

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noble Civil War hymn to a grisly checklist about

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static lines, all the way to a viral video of

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a veteran. It's been a journey. And I think the

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big takeaway, the so what of all this, is about

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the function of dark humor. Because it can sound

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so disrespectful from the outside. It really

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can. But it's not about disrespecting the dead.

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It's about acknowledging the lethal reality of

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the job so you can function. You have to look

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the gory, gory part right in the eye. You sing

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about it, you face it. And then you check your

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static line one more time because you are not

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going to be the guy in the song. it turns this

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terrifying thing into a rhythm you can march

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to. Right. It takes individual fear and makes

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it a collective chant, a resolve, which got me

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thinking, we don't really have anything like

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this in modern civilian life. Not really, no.

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We have instruction manuals. We don't have instructional

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anthems. Exactly. I mean, if this song is a survival

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checklist set to music, what are our modern versions?

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What mantras do we use to remember life -saving

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steps? That's a great question. We have phone

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reminders and checklists, but we've kind of lost

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that art of the cautionary anthem. Maybe we have.

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Imagine a catchy song about checking your blind

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spot before you change lanes. Or, I don't know,

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about the dangers of hitting reply all. Gory,

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gory, I hit send. Something to think about, I

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guess. The next time you find yourself humming

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a tune. And whatever you're doing, please just

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remember to hook up the static line. Words to

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live by. Thanks for listening to this deep dive.

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Stay safe.