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I want you to picture a forest, let's say Northern

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Europe, and let's dial the clock back, oh, about

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2 ,000 years. Okay, I'm with you. You're sitting

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around a fire with your tribe. It's dark, the

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woods are thick, and you can hear the wind howling

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a little. You're talking about the hunt, maybe

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the weather, the spirits of the trees, but there's

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one thing, one specific thing that you absolutely

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do not talk about. You're setting a pretty spooky

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scene here to kick things off. I am, because

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I'm talking about a taboo. A taboo so strong

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that it actually changed the English language

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forever. That's a big claim. Well, think about

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it. We have words for wolf, fox, deer. These

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are ancient, original names. They go way, way

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back to the roots of our language. Yeah. But

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the word we use for the apex predator of those

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woods, the king of the forest. Yeah. It's a lie.

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It is. It's a complete fabrication. It's a placeholder.

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Today on the Deep Drive, we are talking about

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the bear. And I think the best place to start,

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I mean, it has to be, is with that word itself.

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Because bear isn't its name, is it? No, it's

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not. Not its true name, anyway. From a linguistic

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perspective, bear... is basically a nickname

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that got, well, completely out of hand. A nickname.

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Yeah. If you trace the etymology back, it comes

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from the Old English word bara, and that links

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back to these proto -Germanic roots that just

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mean the brown one. The brown one. That sounds

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like something straight out of a Tolkien novel.

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Like a character name. It does, but the reasoning

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was incredibly practical. It's a euphemism. The

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theory, and it's a very strong one, it's supported

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by a lot of historical linguistics, is that the

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proto -Germanic peoples were just genuinely terrified

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of this animal. So terrified they couldn't even

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say its name. They believed in a sort of magical

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causality. If you spoke the true name of the

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beast, you might summon it. Like Beetlejuice.

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If you say his name three times. Essentially,

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yes. Or, you know, Voldemort. He who must not

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be named. It's the same principle. Right. You

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have to put yourself in their shoes. For these

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tribes, a bear wasn't just an animal. It was.

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It was a monster. It could stand on two legs

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like a man. It could disappear into the earth

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for the winter and then come back to life in

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the spring. A symbol of resurrection. Exactly.

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And it could kill you with a single swipe of

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its paw. So out of pure fear, they just stopped

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saying the true name. They called it the brown

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one. And the crazy part, the part that really

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gets me, is that we did this so effectively that

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we actually lost the real name. We did. It was

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a conscious effort that became an unconscious

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habit. And it just, it wiped the word from the

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entire Germanic branch of languages. It's gone.

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So how do we even know it's missing? Well, we

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can guess at it by looking at other languages

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that didn't have this specific taboo. You look

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at the Greek Arcturus or the Latin Ursus. Ah,

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so Ursa Major. Precisely. The original Proto

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-Indo -European word was probably something like

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Ercto. But in English and German and Swedish,

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the true name is gone, extinct, wiped from the

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vocabulary. That is such a heavy way to start

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an episode. It really frames how we've always

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seen this animal, doesn't it? It's always been

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this figure of myth and deep primal fear. Absolutely.

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But our mission today is to strip away that Brown

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One label. We want to find the actual creature

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that's hiding underneath the euphemism. And the

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creature underneath... is well it's fascinating

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because it is a walking contradiction it really

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is i was looking through the source material

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you sent over and my biggest takeaway was that

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bears don't seem to know what they want to be

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how do you mean well they have the digestive

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system of a pure carnivore but most of them eat

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berries they look like big dogs but they move

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and stand up like people they're these massive

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high calorie burning machines yet they've completely

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mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing

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for months at a time that's the ursidian paradox

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as some biologists call it they are members of

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the order carnivora that have for the most part

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abandoned meat an apex predator that's mostly

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vegetarian exactly they're often more peaceful

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than we give them credit for and biologically

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Oh, biologically. They have solved medical problems

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like muscle atrophy, kidney failure, that modern

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science is still just scratching its head over.

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We are definitely going to get into the medical

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miracle of hibernation later on because the fact

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that they don't pee for 100 days is, well, it's

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both disturbing and incredibly impressive. Physiological

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masterpiece. There's no other word for it. But

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first, I want to figure out what a bear actually

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is. Because when I go to the zoo or I see a grizzly

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in a nature documentary, my brain automatically

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categorizes it as big dog. Which is fair. It's

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an understandable classification. Is it accurate,

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though? It is, to a point. Texonomically, they

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are caniforms. That literally means dog -like

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carnivorans. Okay, so there is a link. A very

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old one. If you go back about, say, 40 or 50

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million years, the ancestors of dogs and the

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ancestors of bears were undeniably cousins. They

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split from a common lineage. They share a lot

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of the same hardware, you know. Non -retractable

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claws, similar snout structures. But they aren't

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dogs. They're not just giant Labradors. No. They

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split off a long, long time ago. And this is

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where the family tree gets really interesting.

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If you want to find the bear's closest living

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relative. The one you could do a DNA test on

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today and get the closest map. Exactly. You don't

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look at the wolf. You don't even look on land.

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Wait, what? Where do you look? You look in the

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ocean. You're kidding me. Not at all. You look

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at the pinnipeds. Pinnipeds, you mean like seals.

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Sea lions. Seals, sea lions, walruses. Genetically,

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they are the bear's sister group. My mind is

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officially blown. A grizzly bear walking through

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Yellowstone is basically a... A land seal. Or

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a seal is a water bear. Both statements are true.

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Morphologically and molecularly, they are sisters.

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They split off from a common ancestor. What was

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that ancestor? Do we know? We do. We have fossils.

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They're a group called the Amphicenodontinae.

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Amphicenodontinae. Okay, try saying that three

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times fast. I'd rather not. But just picture

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a creature that looks like a mix between a small

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bear, an otter, and maybe a beaver. So a little

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water weasel thing. A semi -aquatic mammal, yeah.

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And at some point in their history, one group

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of them decided, you know what, the water is

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great, let's just go all in. Those became the

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seals and walruses. And the other group? The

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other group said, nah, we prefer dry land, thanks.

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And they evolved into the bears we know today.

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Is there definitive fossil proof of this? Or

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is this just kind of pieced together from DNA?

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Oh, there's proof. There's a really famous fossil

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called Kuihila darwini, which was found up in

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the Canadian Arctic. It's often nicknamed a walking

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seal. A walking seal. It had these big webbed

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feet, but it also had long legs and a long tail.

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It looked a lot like a modern otter, but the

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skull? The skull was undeniably bear -like. It's

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the perfect missing link that connects that grizzly

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in the mountains to the walrus on an ice floe.

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That actually explains the swimming. I mean,

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we've all seen polar bears swim, and that makes

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sense. They live on ice. But I've seen footage

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of black bears and brown bears just swimming

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across these massive lakes, and they look so

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incredibly comfortable in the water. It's in

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their blood. Or rather, it's deep in their ancient

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history. Even a black bear living in the middle

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of Tennessee has that deep ancestral memory of

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being semi -aquatic. It's just baked into their

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biology. So, okay. We have this water -loving

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ancestor, this walking seal. How do we get from

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that to the massive Kodiak bears of today? Because

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the sources mentioned an early ancestor called

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Perictus. Well, it wasn't very impressive. Perictus.

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No, not impressive at all. If you saw one running

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around in the late Eocene about 38 million years

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ago, you wouldn't run away screaming. You'd probably

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try to pet it. How small are we talking? raccoon

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sized maybe even smaller think of a very small

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slender badger a badger bear basically it was

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living in a world that was much warmer much more

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tropical than today it was a little scavenger

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eating insects maybe some small lizards it was

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an underdog really so it took a long time for

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the bear lineage to bulk up millions of years

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The real grandfather of all the modern bears

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is a genus called Ursavus, which showed up in

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the Alligocene. That's when you start to see

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the real size increase and, crucially, the teeth

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starting to change to handle more vegetation.

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And from Ursavus, the family tree just basically

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explodes. It branches out, yeah. It really diversifies.

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And this is where we get the cast of characters

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for the modern bear family. And the very first

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one to pack its bags and leave the family reunion

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was the panda. The panda is always the outlier.

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outlier isn't it in almost every single way Genetically,

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the ancestors of the giant panda, that's the

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subfamily Eluropodinae, diverged from the main

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bear line about 19 million years ago. 19 million.

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That is a massive separation. It's huge. To put

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that in perspective for you, humans and chimpanzees

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only split maybe 6 or 7 million years ago. Pandas

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have been doing their own thing, completely separate

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from all other bears, for nearly 20 million years.

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It actually explains so much why they look so

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different, why they act so different. Precisely.

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There are the weird cousins. that moved to a

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commune up in the mountains and just stopped

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answering emails. While all the other bears were

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evolving to hunt or scavenge across these diverse

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landscapes, the panda backed itself into an evolutionary

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corner with bamboo. We are definitely going to

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do a deep dive on the panda problem later on,

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how an animal survives on what is essentially

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cardboard. Yeah. But I want to stick to the timeline

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for now. So the panda leaves. What happens next?

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Then you get the invasion of the Americas. A

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group called the Tree Martinae, or the short

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-faced bears, makes its way across. The sources

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describe these things as the terrors of the Ice

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Age. And they were. They were absolute nightmares.

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Specifically, a species called Arctodosimus,

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the giant short -faced bear. How big are we talking?

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Standing on its hind legs, it was maybe 12 feet

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tall. It had these long, lanky legs, almost like

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a hyena. It was built for running down prey on

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the open plains of Ice Age America. Unlike modern

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bears, which are built for stability, these things

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were built for speed and devastating power. They

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were the dominant megafauna predator in North

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America for a very long time. And they're all

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gone now. Almost all of them. The Ice Age ended,

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the megafauna they preyed on died out, and they

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couldn't adapt. But there is one survivor. One

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lonely descendant of that terrifying lineage

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still alive today. The spectacled bear. The spectacled

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bear, yes. Down in the Andes Mountains of South

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America. It's much smaller, it's very shy, it

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mostly eats fruit and bromeliads. But if you

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look at its genetics, it is the last of the short

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-faced giants. That's kind of tragic in a way.

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Evolution is often tragic, but it's also incredibly

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prolific. Because while the short -faced bears

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were dying out, Another subfamily, the ursinae,

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the modern bears, was taking over the entire

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world. So this is where we get the ones we know

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today. This is the explosion that happened about

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5 million years ago. This gives us the American

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black bear, the brown bear, the sun bear in Asia,

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the sloth bear in India. And the king of the

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north, the polar bear, where does he fit in?

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The polar bear is the new kid on the block. He's

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the latest model off the production line. How

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new are we talking? Shockingly new. The genetic

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evidence suggests that polar bears diverged from

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a population of brown bears only about 400 ,000

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years ago. Wait, only 400 ,000? Yeah. In evolutionary

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time, that is. That's the blink of an eye. It's

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nothing. It's yesterday. So what happened? Some

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brown bears just wandered north, got stuck by

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glaciers during an ice age, and turned white.

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That is essentially it. A population got isolated,

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probably around the British Isles, and they adapted

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with frightening speed. What kind of adaptations?

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Well, they went from being omnivores eating berries

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and salmon to being hyper carnivores that survive

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almost exclusively on seal blubber. Their fur

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turned white. Well, technically it's transparent

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hollow hairs, but it looks white for camouflage.

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Their paws became these massive webbed paddles

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for swimming. Their necks got longer to keep

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their heads above water when they hunt. And because

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it was so recent, they're still genetically compatible,

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right? They can interbreed. Yes, absolutely.

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A brown bear and a polar bear can still mate

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and produce fertile offspring. They call them

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piddly bears or growler bears. A growler bear.

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That sounds like a creature from a Dungeons and

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Dragons campaign. It kind of looks like one,

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too. They often have the white fur but with brown

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patches and they have the humped back of a grizzly

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but the longer neck of a polar bear. It's a living

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walking reminder of just how closely related

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these two species still are. It really highlights

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that adaptability you mentioned earlier. The

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bear family seems to have a tool for every single

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job. You have the panda eating bamboo, the polar

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bear hunting seals on the ice, the sloth bear

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sucking termites out of mounds in India. And

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yet underneath all of that incredible specialization,

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the basic chassis is the same, the skeleton,

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the muscles, the brain. It's all unmistakably.

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bear. And that chassis is built very, very differently

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from the other carnivores we know. That's the

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perfect segue. I want to talk about that chassis

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because when I see a wolf run, it flows. It's

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graceful. When I see a bear move, well, it lumbers.

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It looks heavy. Why is the design so different?

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It all comes down to their feet and how they

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walk. Their feet. Yeah. If you look at a cat

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or a dog or even that wolf you mentioned, they

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are walking on their toes. It's a posture called

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being digitigrade. It's like they are wearing

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high heels all the time. And that gives them

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speed. Exactly. That leverage gives them that

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explosive springy speed. But bears aren't wearing

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high heels. No. Bears are wearing combat boots.

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They are planet grade. They walk with their entire

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foot from the toe all the way to the heel flat

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on the ground, just like you and I do. So what's

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the evolutionary tradeoff there? Because if I'm

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an apex predator, don't I want speed? You want

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speed if you're chasing gazelles across the savannah.

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But bears aren't endurance runners. Their tradeoff

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is for stability and power. How does walking

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flat -footed give them power? By having that

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flat foot, a bear has a much lower center of

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gravity and just incredible balance. This allows

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them to do two things that wolves can't. First,

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they can stand up comfortably on their hind legs

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for long periods of time. Which is terrifying

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when you see it in the wild. It makes them look

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uncannily human. It does, and it lets them survey

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the landscape, smell the wind from a higher vantage

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point, and intimidate rivals. But the second

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advantage is grappling. Grappling. A bear can

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fight with its front paws because its back legs

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are solid anchors on the ground. A wolf has to

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bite. A bear can literally wrestle you to the

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ground. It also frees up those front paws to

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do more than just run. Exactly. This is a huge

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point. Because they aren't relying on their front

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paws for that explosive speed, they've retained

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a level of dexterity that is really rare in large

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carnivores. They can rotate their forearms. They

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can grasp things. I read about them being able

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to peel fruit. Oh, easily. A bear can hold a

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fish between its paws. It can tear open a log

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to get at grubs. Or it can delicately pluck individual

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berries from a bush. In the case of the panda,

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they've even evolved a false thumb. It's an enlarged

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wrist. bone just for the purpose of holding bamboo

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stems. A false thumb. It's a level of object

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manipulation that you usually only see in primates.

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Now, you mentioned they stand up to smell the

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wind. The sources were pretty emphatic about

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their sense of smell. We always hear about bloodhounds,

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but the bear is in a totally different league.

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The bloodhound is the gold standard for dogs,

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but the bear is the gold standard for mammals,

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period. The olfactory bulb in a bear's brain,

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that's the part that processes smell, is up to

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five times larger than a human's, and it's significantly

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larger than even a dog's. Can we even quantify

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that? What does that mean in the real world?

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How much better is it? It's hard to put a number

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on it, but think of it this way. A human navigates

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the world primarily by sight. We see a mountain,

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we walk toward it. A bear navigates by creating

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a scent map of its world. A scent map. They aren't

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just smelling a dead deer. They are smelling

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the 3D geometry of the wind currents carrying

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that scent. They can detect a carcass from 20

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miles away if the wind is right. They can smell

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a female in estrus from miles and miles away.

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They can smell grubs buried inside a log. That's

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a superpower. And to go with that super nose,

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they have pretty good eyes too, right? Unlike

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most carnivores, they have color vision. Yes.

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Most keneads, like dogs, are red -green colorblind,

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but bears have color vision that's very similar

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to ours. Why? What's the advantage? Because they

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need to spot ripe fruit. A patch of red berries

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against a backdrop of green leaves is almost

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invisible to a dog, but for a bear, it pops like

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a neon sign. This brings us right back to that

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digestive paradox I mentioned at the start. We

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have this animal with the nose of a super predator,

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the claws of a digger, and the eyes of a fruit

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gatherer. But then you look at the gut. And the

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gut is where things get really confusing. Anatomy

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-wise, a bear is a carnivore. It has a single

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stomach, a very short, small intestine, and no

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cecum. Okay, remind me what a cecum is again.

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It's a pouch in the digestive tract. In true

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herbivores, like horses or rabbits, the cecum

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is this big fermentation tank. It's filled with

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specialized bacteria that break down tough plant

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cellulose so the animal can actually get energy

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from it. Bears don't have one. So if they eat

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a salad, it passes right through them. Largely,

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yes. They are incredibly inefficient at digesting

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plants. And yet, for most bears, brown bears,

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black bears' plants make up a huge percentage

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of their diet. Roots, grasses, berries. So they're

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just running a volume game. They just have to

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eat constantly. Exactly. They have to eat massive

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amounts because they aren't extracting all the

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nutrients from what they consume. But the most

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extreme, almost absurd example of this inefficiency

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is the giant panda. The panda problem. It really

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is a biological problem. Here you have an animal

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that eats bamboo, which is almost entirely tough

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cellulose for 99 % of its diet. Right. But it

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still has the short, carnivorous gut of a bear.

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It has the genes for digesting meat, not plants.

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It completely lacks the specialized gut microbes

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that other herbivores use to break down cellulose

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efficiently. So how is it alive? How does that

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even work? By doing absolutely nothing else but

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eating. Because they digest less than 20 % of

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what they eat, they have to process about 20

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to 40 pounds of bamboo every single day. 40 pounds?

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To do that, they have to eat for 12 to 15 hours

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a day. Their entire life is just a desperate

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race to consume enough calories to not starve.

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That sounds miserable. It's an evolutionary trap.

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They found a food source that no one else wanted,

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bamboo, so there was no competition. But the

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cost is that they have to spend their entire

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waking life just chewing. And because they get

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so little energy from it, they can't afford to

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move much. That's why pandas seem so lazy. They're

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not lazy. They're energy bankrupt. And then on

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the complete other end of the dietary spectrum,

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you have the sloth bear. I saw the note about

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its teeth and I had to double check it because

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I thought it was a typo. The vacuum cleaner adaptation.

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It's amazing. The sloth bear in India eats termites

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and ants. To do this, it has evolved to lose

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its two upper front teeth, the incisors. It just

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has a gap in its grill. A permanent gap. They

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can seal their lips around a termite hole, close

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their nostrils so they don't inhale bugs, and

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then suck air through that gap in their teeth.

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So it's literally a vacuum. A high -powered organic

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vacuum. is incredibly loud. You can apparently

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hear it from hundreds of yards away. It's just

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amazing how the face and the habits can change

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so drastically. But the gut remains this stubborn

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primitive carnivore tube. It just shows that

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evolution works with what it has. It doesn't

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design perfection from scratch. It hacks together

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solutions that are good enough. To survive. Speaking

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of good enough, let's talk about the thing that

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bears do better than almost any other animal

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on Earth. Hibernation. The metabolic miracle.

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Yeah. We grew up thinking, oh, the bear just

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sleeps. It's cartoon image. You know, the bear

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puts on a nightcap, gets into a cozy bed and

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wakes up in the spring. But the reality is so

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much more alien than that. It is not sleep. Let's

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be very, very clear about that. Sleep is a brain

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state. Hibernation is a total metabolic overhaul.

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It is a state of dormancy that pushes the very

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boundaries of what is biologically possible for

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a mammal of that size. Okay, so let's look at

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the stats. What happens to the engine when they

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park the car for the winter? First, let's talk

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about the heart rate. A normal resting heart

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rate for a bear is around 55 beats per minute.

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When it goes into the den, that drops. To what,

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30? As low as nine beats per minute. Nine. No

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way. The laws is to tap a slow rhythm. But beat.

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Long pause. Beat. That's essentially dead. It's

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hovering right on the edge. But here's the really

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weird catch. In small hibernators like ground

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squirrels or bats, their body temperature drops

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to near freezing. They basically become little

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ice cubes. Right. But the bear. its body temperature

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only drops a few degrees maybe from 37 degrees

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celsius down to 33 degrees or 30 degrees c why

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keep the heat on if the heart is barely beating

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that seems like a huge waste of precious energy

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it's very expensive energetically speaking yes

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but they do it for two critical reasons one Defense.

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Defense. If a wolf or a wolverine crawls into

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a ground squirrel's burrow, that squirrel is

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a frozen popsicle. It can't move. It takes hours

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for it to warm up. But if a threat enters a bear

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den, the bear is warm enough that it can wake

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up and fight almost instantly. Wow. Okay. And

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the second reason. The cubs. Bears give birth

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in the middle of winter in the den. You cannot

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nurse and raise tiny, hairless, helpless newborns

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if your body is at zero degrees Celsius. The

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mother has to be a radiant heater for them. We'll

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get to the cubs. That's a whole other story.

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But I want to stay on the physiology for a second.

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The sources mentioned a specific protein called

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myosin. This seemed to be the secret sauce for

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how the heart can do this. This is brand new

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science, and it's incredible. Myosin is the protein

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in our muscle fibers that makes them contract.

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In a normal state, our muscles are always burning

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a little bit of energy, a little bit of ATP,

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even when they're at rest. Just to maintain tone.

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Right. But in hibernating bears, their myosin

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shifts into what scientists are calling a super

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relaxed state. The molecules physically rearrange

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themselves to stop consuming ATP. So they just

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disconnect the battery from the muscle. Effectively,

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yes. This allows the heart to beat that slowly

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without the muscle tissue degrading and without

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burning through their precious fat stores too

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quickly. It's molecular efficiency at the highest

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possible level. But the thing that really stops

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me in my tracks, the thing that I think most

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listeners will have a hard time believing. is

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the bathroom situation. The no bathroom rule.

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Walk us through this because it sounds like science

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fiction. It is simple and frankly terrifying.

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A hibernating bear does not eat, does not drink,

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does not urinate, and does not defecate for up

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to 100 days, sometimes even longer. Okay, let's

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break that down. Let's start with urination.

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If I, a human, didn't pee for a week, I would

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be dead. You would die of uremic poisoning, yes.

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Your kidneys filter waste, specifically a compound

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called urea, out of your blood. Urea is the byproduct

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of breaking down protein. If you don't pee it

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out, it builds up in your blood, becomes toxic

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ammonia, and it kills you. So how does the bear

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not poison itself? This is the absolute genius

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part of the whole system. The bear recycles it.

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It recycles its pee. It recycles the urea. Instead

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of sending the urea -rich blood to the kidneys

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to be filtered out, the bear's body takes that

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urea and pumps it back into the blood and then

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into the gut. Into the gut. What for? Yes. In

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the gut, there are specific bacteria that break

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the urea down into ammonia. And then, and this

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is the magic trick, the bear's liver takes that

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ammonia and uses it to build new amino acids.

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specifically an amino acid called glutamine.

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Wait, hold on. So they're taking the toxic waste

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product that usually kills you and they were

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turning it back into the fundamental building

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blocks of muscle. Exactly. They are literally

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turning their own pee into protein. This is the

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secret to why bears don't lose significant muscle

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mass in the winter. If you laid in a hospital

00:24:07.849 --> 00:24:10.829
bed for three months, your muscles would atrophy

00:24:10.829 --> 00:24:14.059
to nothing. You'd be weak as a kitten. A bear

00:24:14.059 --> 00:24:16.279
wakes up strong because it has been synthesizing

00:24:16.279 --> 00:24:18.799
new protein from its own waste the entire time.

00:24:18.880 --> 00:24:21.759
That is a perfect closed loop system. It's like

00:24:21.759 --> 00:24:23.900
a space station. It is the ultimate biological

00:24:23.900 --> 00:24:27.119
recycling plant. It's magnificent. Yeah, the

00:24:27.119 --> 00:24:29.819
other end of the system. The solid waste. Well,

00:24:29.960 --> 00:24:31.859
since they aren't eating, there isn't much new

00:24:31.859 --> 00:24:34.460
waste being produced. But there are cells shedding

00:24:34.460 --> 00:24:36.640
from the intestinal wall, hair they swallow while

00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:39.059
grooming before they go to sleep. All this stuff

00:24:39.059 --> 00:24:41.140
forms what's called a fecal plug in the lower

00:24:41.140 --> 00:24:43.720
colon. A plug. A literal plug. It's a hard, dry

00:24:43.720 --> 00:24:46.400
mass of hair, cells, and plant material that

00:24:46.400 --> 00:24:48.920
blocks the exit. It keeps everything sealed up

00:24:48.920 --> 00:24:51.880
tight until spring. When they wake up, expelling

00:24:51.880 --> 00:24:53.819
that plug is the very first order of business.

00:24:54.480 --> 00:24:57.059
I can only imagine. It's just incredible that

00:24:57.059 --> 00:24:59.420
evolution figured this out. Don't waste the nitrogen.

00:24:59.539 --> 00:25:02.400
Let's build biceps with it instead. And interestingly,

00:25:02.660 --> 00:25:05.460
size acts as a constraint here. The system works

00:25:05.460 --> 00:25:08.240
best when you are big, but the smaller bears

00:25:08.240 --> 00:25:10.700
can actually hibernate for longer periods than

00:25:10.700 --> 00:25:13.599
the really massive males. How does that work?

00:25:13.720 --> 00:25:15.880
Because they have a better surface area to volume

00:25:15.880 --> 00:25:18.420
ratio, they can lower their metabolic rate more

00:25:18.420 --> 00:25:21.420
easily and cool down more efficiently. The massive

00:25:21.420 --> 00:25:23.900
boars have a harder time shedding heat, so they

00:25:23.900 --> 00:25:26.579
burn through their energy reserves faster. So

00:25:26.579 --> 00:25:29.039
the big dog is actually a very delicate thermal

00:25:29.039 --> 00:25:31.400
engine. Precisely. Okay, let's step out of the

00:25:31.400 --> 00:25:33.960
den now. The bear wakes up. It pulls the plug,

00:25:34.099 --> 00:25:36.720
literally. What is their life like out in the

00:25:36.720 --> 00:25:38.880
world? Yeah. Because based on all the research,

00:25:39.079 --> 00:25:41.339
they seem like the ultimate loners. They are.

00:25:41.460 --> 00:25:43.920
With the major exception of a mother and her

00:25:43.920 --> 00:25:47.059
cubs, bears are fundamentally asocial animals.

00:25:47.480 --> 00:25:49.539
They don't have packs like wolves. They don't

00:25:49.539 --> 00:25:52.220
have herds. They actively avoid each other. But

00:25:52.220 --> 00:25:54.799
wait, we've all seen the videos. The famous ones

00:25:54.799 --> 00:25:57.779
from Brooks Walls in Alaska. There are 20, 30

00:25:57.779 --> 00:26:00.319
bears all standing in the river at once during

00:26:00.319 --> 00:26:02.829
the salmon run. That is the exception that proves

00:26:02.829 --> 00:26:06.500
the rule. Bears are pragmatic. They will tolerate

00:26:06.500 --> 00:26:08.880
each other's presence only when a resource is

00:26:08.880 --> 00:26:11.839
so overwhelmingly abundant, like a massive salmon

00:26:11.839 --> 00:26:14.599
run, that fighting over it isn't worth the energy.

00:26:14.720 --> 00:26:16.599
There's enough for everyone. So they're not hanging

00:26:16.599 --> 00:26:18.960
out. They're just commuting to the same cafeteria.

00:26:19.259 --> 00:26:22.000
Exactly. And if you watch those videos closely,

00:26:22.240 --> 00:26:24.140
they aren't being social. They are maintaining

00:26:24.140 --> 00:26:28.259
a very strict personal bubble. There is a clear

00:26:28.259 --> 00:26:31.299
hierarchy in place. How is that hierarchy established?

00:26:31.680 --> 00:26:35.019
By size and aggression. brutal system the biggest

00:26:35.019 --> 00:26:37.799
most dominant males get the best fishing spots

00:26:37.799 --> 00:26:39.839
the ones at the top of the falls where the salmon

00:26:39.839 --> 00:26:42.240
literally jump right into their mouths and everyone

00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:44.799
else the females the younger sub -adults they

00:26:44.799 --> 00:26:46.839
get the perimeter they have to wait for scraps

00:26:46.839 --> 00:26:49.400
downstream and if you step out of line if a younger

00:26:49.400 --> 00:26:52.960
bear tries to take a prime spot Swift and decisive

00:26:52.960 --> 00:26:55.619
violence. If you ever see footage of those old

00:26:55.619 --> 00:26:58.000
male bears up close, you'll see their faces are

00:26:58.000 --> 00:27:01.160
just covered in scars. Their ears are torn and

00:27:01.160 --> 00:27:03.819
they have missing patches of fur. Those are the

00:27:03.819 --> 00:27:06.400
receipts of a lifetime of enforcing dominance.

00:27:06.839 --> 00:27:08.940
So if they don't like to fight unless they have

00:27:08.940 --> 00:27:11.539
to, how do they communicate? If I'm a bear and

00:27:11.539 --> 00:27:13.200
I want to tell you to back off without actually

00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:15.640
biting you, what do I do? You use a whole suite

00:27:15.640 --> 00:27:17.859
of sound and body language. We all think of the

00:27:17.859 --> 00:27:20.400
big roar. But bears are actually much more subtle

00:27:20.400 --> 00:27:22.279
than that. If a bear is stressed or annoyed,

00:27:22.480 --> 00:27:24.880
it does something called jaw popping. Jaw popping.

00:27:25.099 --> 00:27:26.980
What does that sound like? It's a loud crack.

00:27:27.220 --> 00:27:29.200
They snap their jaws together with incredible

00:27:29.200 --> 00:27:31.559
force. It sounds like a gunshot or a dry branch

00:27:31.559 --> 00:27:34.720
breaking. It's a very clear, unambiguous signal.

00:27:35.019 --> 00:27:39.200
I am anxious. I am dangerous. Go away now. Are

00:27:39.200 --> 00:27:50.059
there friendly sounds? They also leave messages

00:27:50.059 --> 00:27:52.019
for each other, right? I was reading about the

00:27:52.019 --> 00:27:54.440
scent marking. It sounded like they're treating

00:27:54.440 --> 00:27:56.859
the forest like a community bulletin board. They

00:27:56.859 --> 00:28:00.460
absolutely are. A big male bear will find a prominent

00:28:00.460 --> 00:28:03.140
tree on a trail, stand up on his hind legs to

00:28:03.140 --> 00:28:05.380
his full height, and rub his back and shoulders

00:28:05.380 --> 00:28:07.740
against it. He's grinding his personal scent

00:28:07.740 --> 00:28:09.640
deep into the bark. Then he might turn around

00:28:09.640 --> 00:28:12.779
and bite the tree, tearing out huge chunks of

00:28:12.779 --> 00:28:15.599
it. So he's leaving a message that says, I smell

00:28:15.599 --> 00:28:18.460
this strong and my mouth is this high off the

00:28:18.460 --> 00:28:21.880
ground. Exactly. It's a measurement. If another

00:28:21.880 --> 00:28:24.920
smaller bear comes along and smells that mark,

00:28:25.099 --> 00:28:27.779
but his own nose is two feet lower than the bite

00:28:27.779 --> 00:28:30.259
mark, he knows, OK, the guy who lives here is

00:28:30.259 --> 00:28:32.299
a giant. I should probably just keep moving and

00:28:32.299 --> 00:28:34.890
avoid trouble. And the panda, being the panda,

00:28:35.049 --> 00:28:36.769
has to do it differently, of course. Of course.

00:28:37.109 --> 00:28:39.529
The panda has specialized scent glands under

00:28:39.529 --> 00:28:43.529
its tail. It secretes this waxy substance. And

00:28:43.529 --> 00:28:45.829
to get it as high up on a tree as possible, a

00:28:45.829 --> 00:28:48.190
panda will essentially do a handstand. A handstand.

00:28:48.210 --> 00:28:50.250
They back up to the tree with their hind legs

00:28:50.250 --> 00:28:52.450
walking up the trunk until they're almost upside

00:28:52.450 --> 00:28:55.170
down, just to leave their mark as high as they

00:28:55.170 --> 00:28:58.710
possibly can. That is a hilarious image. An acrobatic

00:28:58.710 --> 00:29:01.269
pee contest. It works for them. And for polar

00:29:01.269 --> 00:29:03.490
bears living out on the sea ice, the problem

00:29:03.490 --> 00:29:05.509
is that there are no trees, so they leave scent

00:29:05.509 --> 00:29:08.509
in their footprints. In the snow. How does that

00:29:08.509 --> 00:29:11.849
work? They have sweat glands in their paws. As

00:29:11.849 --> 00:29:13.849
they walk across the ice, they leave a chemical

00:29:13.849 --> 00:29:16.849
trail. In the endless, featureless white void

00:29:16.849 --> 00:29:19.430
of the Arctic, those footprints are the only

00:29:19.430 --> 00:29:22.910
road signs. A male polar bear can follow a female's

00:29:22.910 --> 00:29:25.289
tracks for days just by the scent she leaves

00:29:25.289 --> 00:29:27.269
behind in the ice crystals. Let's talk about

00:29:27.269 --> 00:29:29.750
that female. Because the reproduction cycle of

00:29:29.750 --> 00:29:33.549
the bear is... Well, the word bizarre is the

00:29:33.549 --> 00:29:35.710
only one that comes to mind. It features a very

00:29:35.710 --> 00:29:39.150
clever biological trick called delayed implantation.

00:29:39.349 --> 00:29:42.130
A biological pause button. The ultimate pause

00:29:42.130 --> 00:29:44.950
button. So bears will mate in the late spring

00:29:44.950 --> 00:29:47.869
or early summer. The egg is fertilized. It divides

00:29:47.869 --> 00:29:50.250
a few times to become a blastocyst. Just a...

00:29:50.509 --> 00:29:54.130
tiny ball of cells. But then it stops. It doesn't

00:29:54.130 --> 00:29:56.049
attach to the uterine wall. It just floats there

00:29:56.049 --> 00:29:59.150
in suspended animation. For how long? For months.

00:29:59.269 --> 00:30:01.670
All through the summer and into the late autumn.

00:30:01.849 --> 00:30:04.089
What is the logic there? Why not just start growing

00:30:04.089 --> 00:30:06.230
the baby right away? Because the mother doesn't

00:30:06.230 --> 00:30:07.470
know if she's going to have a good year yet.

00:30:07.670 --> 00:30:10.450
She needs to spend the entire summer and autumn

00:30:10.450 --> 00:30:13.250
just eating. She needs to pack on hundreds of

00:30:13.250 --> 00:30:15.390
pounds of fat to survive the winter and produce

00:30:15.390 --> 00:30:17.950
milk. If she gets to November and she's skinny,

00:30:18.089 --> 00:30:20.140
her body makes a calculated decision. decision.

00:30:20.259 --> 00:30:23.819
We can't afford this. The embryo is simply reabsorbed.

00:30:23.819 --> 00:30:26.680
No pregnancy that year. That is incredibly smart.

00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:29.400
It's like a biological escrow account. It's crucial

00:30:29.400 --> 00:30:32.259
for survival. But if she is fat enough, if she

00:30:32.259 --> 00:30:34.680
has enough reserves, her hormones send a signal,

00:30:34.759 --> 00:30:37.220
the egg implants and gestation finally begins.

00:30:37.539 --> 00:30:40.200
But because it starts so late in the year, the

00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:43.059
actual gestation is incredibly short. Only about

00:30:43.059 --> 00:30:45.650
six to eight weeks of real development. And that

00:30:45.650 --> 00:30:48.609
leads to the impossibly tiny babies. Absurdly

00:30:48.609 --> 00:30:51.509
tiny. A mother grizzly can weigh 700 pounds.

00:30:51.769 --> 00:30:54.849
Our newborn cub weighs less than one pound. It's

00:30:54.849 --> 00:30:58.049
the size of a chipmunk. It's born blind, virtually

00:30:58.049 --> 00:31:01.210
hairless, and completely helpless. It's the highest

00:31:01.210 --> 00:31:03.750
size ratio between mother and newborn in placental

00:31:03.750 --> 00:31:07.269
mammals, right? Aside from marsupials like kangaroos,

00:31:07.269 --> 00:31:10.809
yes. It only works because the den acts as a

00:31:10.809 --> 00:31:13.849
kind of external womb. The mother is hibernating,

00:31:13.849 --> 00:31:16.329
but her milk production is high. The cubs just

00:31:16.329 --> 00:31:18.710
latch on and grow in the dark, safe and warm,

00:31:18.829 --> 00:31:20.930
fueled by the fat she spent all summer storing.

00:31:21.130 --> 00:31:23.289
But safety is relative. The outline mentioned

00:31:23.289 --> 00:31:26.349
infanticide. This is the very dark side of bear

00:31:26.349 --> 00:31:28.990
behavior. It is brutal, but from a certain point

00:31:28.990 --> 00:31:32.269
of view, it's cold evolutionary math. Male bears

00:31:32.269 --> 00:31:34.890
will actively hunt and kill cubs that are not

00:31:34.890 --> 00:31:37.430
their own. Why? That seems so counterproductive

00:31:37.430 --> 00:31:39.890
for the species as a whole. Evolution doesn't

00:31:39.890 --> 00:31:42.109
care about the species. It cares about the individual's

00:31:42.109 --> 00:31:45.079
genes getting passed on. Here is the logic. A

00:31:45.079 --> 00:31:47.579
female bear with cubs will not mate. She is completely

00:31:47.579 --> 00:31:49.700
devoted to raising them for two to three years.

00:31:49.799 --> 00:31:52.789
She is off the market. So she's unavailable.

00:31:52.930 --> 00:31:56.170
Right. Now, if a new dominant male comes into

00:31:56.170 --> 00:31:59.089
the territory and kills those cubs, the female's

00:31:59.089 --> 00:32:01.990
lactation stops. Her hormones reset. And she

00:32:01.990 --> 00:32:04.369
goes back into estrus. She becomes ready to mate

00:32:04.369 --> 00:32:06.650
again, usually within just a few days. So by

00:32:06.650 --> 00:32:09.250
killing the cubs. By killing the cubs, the male

00:32:09.250 --> 00:32:11.630
gets a chance to father his own offspring immediately,

00:32:11.869 --> 00:32:14.049
rather than having to wait three years for her

00:32:14.049 --> 00:32:16.109
to be receptive again. That is just grim. It

00:32:16.109 --> 00:32:18.920
is nature red in tooth and claw. And this is

00:32:18.920 --> 00:32:21.880
why female bears with cubs are so terrifyingly

00:32:21.880 --> 00:32:25.059
aggressive. A mother bear knows that any strange

00:32:25.059 --> 00:32:27.880
male she encounters is a lethal threat to her

00:32:27.880 --> 00:32:30.180
genetic legacy. She isn't just protecting her

00:32:30.180 --> 00:32:32.579
babies in an abstract, affectionate way. She's

00:32:32.579 --> 00:32:35.079
protecting her entire lifetime reproductive success.

00:32:35.420 --> 00:32:38.359
She will fight a male twice her size to the death

00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:40.990
to protect them. That really changes the perspective

00:32:40.990 --> 00:32:43.569
on the whole mama bear trope. It's not just about

00:32:43.569 --> 00:32:45.690
affection. It's a desperate life or death defense

00:32:45.690 --> 00:32:48.730
against a very real biological threat. Exactly.

00:32:48.849 --> 00:32:50.609
Let's pivot now. We've looked at the biology,

00:32:50.730 --> 00:32:52.789
the history, the behavior. Now we're looking

00:32:52.789 --> 00:32:55.509
in the mirror at us, at the relationship between

00:32:55.509 --> 00:32:58.829
humans and bears. A relationship that is as old

00:32:58.829 --> 00:33:02.009
as humanity itself. We started with the linguistic

00:33:02.009 --> 00:33:05.230
taboo, but the connection goes so much deeper

00:33:05.230 --> 00:33:07.049
than that. It goes all the way to the stars.

00:33:07.289 --> 00:33:09.579
Bursa Major. The Great Bear. This is one of the

00:33:09.579 --> 00:33:12.019
few constellations that actually looks somewhat

00:33:12.019 --> 00:33:14.359
like what it's supposed to be. But the research

00:33:14.359 --> 00:33:16.740
suggests that seeing a bear in those stars isn't

00:33:16.740 --> 00:33:19.720
just some random coincidence. No, this is one

00:33:19.720 --> 00:33:21.700
of the most fascinating pieces of comparative

00:33:21.700 --> 00:33:24.740
anthropology. Cultures all across the Northern

00:33:24.740 --> 00:33:27.559
Hemisphere, from the ancient Greek poets to the

00:33:27.559 --> 00:33:29.920
Native American tribes of the Iroquois and the

00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:32.799
Algonquin, all looked at that same square of

00:33:32.799 --> 00:33:36.039
stars in the handle and said, that is a bear.

00:33:36.400 --> 00:33:39.319
How is that possible? Those cultures were separated

00:33:39.319 --> 00:33:41.599
by thousands of miles and thousands of years.

00:33:41.759 --> 00:33:44.480
The leading theory is that the story, the cosmic

00:33:44.480 --> 00:33:46.819
hunt myth, is older than the separation of those

00:33:46.819 --> 00:33:49.740
peoples. It likely dates back to the Paleolithic

00:33:49.740 --> 00:33:53.279
era, more than 13 ,000 years ago. When the first

00:33:53.279 --> 00:33:55.779
humans crossed the Bering land bridge from Asia

00:33:55.779 --> 00:33:57.819
into the Americas, they brought the story of

00:33:57.819 --> 00:34:00.109
the great bear in the sky with them. That gives

00:34:00.109 --> 00:34:02.390
me chills. So when you and I look up at the Big

00:34:02.390 --> 00:34:05.210
Dipper, we are seeing a story that our ancestors

00:34:05.210 --> 00:34:07.990
were telling each other in caves during the Ice

00:34:07.990 --> 00:34:11.429
Age. Exactly. And in most versions of the myth,

00:34:11.550 --> 00:34:14.429
the bowl of the Dipper is the bear itself. And

00:34:14.429 --> 00:34:16.789
the three stars of the handle are the hunters

00:34:16.789 --> 00:34:18.949
who are chasing it. And the chase has a purpose.

00:34:19.579 --> 00:34:22.619
It does. The myth says the hunt happens every

00:34:22.619 --> 00:34:25.300
year. In the autumn, the hunters finally catch

00:34:25.300 --> 00:34:28.039
the bear. Its blood falls to the earth and turns

00:34:28.039 --> 00:34:30.519
the leaves red and orange. That's the fall foliage.

00:34:30.719 --> 00:34:33.760
The bear then dies and goes into its den, which

00:34:33.760 --> 00:34:36.119
is hibernation, and then it is reborn in the

00:34:36.119 --> 00:34:38.869
spring. It's the cycle of the seasons, encoded

00:34:38.869 --> 00:34:41.489
in a story in the sky. And on the ground, that

00:34:41.489 --> 00:34:44.309
reverence was just as real. You had actual bear

00:34:44.309 --> 00:34:46.849
cults. The Ainu people of Japan, for instance,

00:34:47.070 --> 00:34:49.530
worshipped the bear as a powerful god that walked

00:34:49.530 --> 00:34:51.670
among them in the physical world. And in ancient

00:34:51.670 --> 00:34:54.050
Greece. The goddess of the hunt, Artemis, was

00:34:54.050 --> 00:34:56.909
deeply associated with bears. There was a famous

00:34:56.909 --> 00:34:58.929
cult where young Athenian girls had to go through

00:34:58.929 --> 00:35:01.469
a ritual called the Arctia. They would dress

00:35:01.469 --> 00:35:03.690
as bear's arctoi to mark their transition into

00:35:03.690 --> 00:35:06.530
womanhood. So we went from worshipping them as

00:35:06.530 --> 00:35:09.969
star gods and powerful spirits to the teddy bear.

00:35:10.090 --> 00:35:12.329
The ultimate domestication, isn't it? We took

00:35:12.329 --> 00:35:15.010
the most powerful and feared predator in our

00:35:15.010 --> 00:35:17.369
ancestral environment and we turned it into a

00:35:17.369 --> 00:35:20.289
child's toy. The story of the teddy bear is actually

00:35:20.289 --> 00:35:22.969
very specific, isn't it? It involves a U .S.

00:35:22.989 --> 00:35:26.170
president. Theodore Teddy Roosevelt. The year

00:35:26.170 --> 00:35:29.769
was 1902. He was on a bear hunting trip in Mississippi

00:35:29.769 --> 00:35:33.369
and he was having no luck. So his guys, trying

00:35:33.369 --> 00:35:35.590
to be helpful, went out and cornered an old American

00:35:35.590 --> 00:35:38.369
black bear. They beat it, tied it to a willow

00:35:38.369 --> 00:35:40.070
tree and then called the president over and said,

00:35:40.150 --> 00:35:43.429
here, Mr. President, shoot it. Talk about unsportsmanlike.

00:35:43.530 --> 00:35:45.949
That's exactly what Roosevelt said. He was disgusted.

00:35:45.949 --> 00:35:48.349
He refused to shoot an injured bound animal.

00:35:48.510 --> 00:35:51.190
He called it unsportsmanlike conduct and demanded

00:35:51.190 --> 00:35:53.639
they put the poor animal out of its misery. And

00:35:53.639 --> 00:35:56.159
the story got out. The story got out. A political

00:35:56.159 --> 00:35:58.300
cartoonist drew the seam for the newspapers,

00:35:58.539 --> 00:36:01.460
and a toy maker in Brooklyn, a man named Morris

00:36:01.460 --> 00:36:04.280
Mictum, saw the cartoon, made a little stuffed

00:36:04.280 --> 00:36:07.280
plush bear, and put it in his shop window. He

00:36:07.280 --> 00:36:10.139
asked for and received permission from the president

00:36:10.139 --> 00:36:13.619
to call it Teddy's Bear. And suddenly, the monster

00:36:13.619 --> 00:36:15.440
of the woods is something you tuck your kids

00:36:15.440 --> 00:36:17.739
in with at night. It completely softened the

00:36:17.739 --> 00:36:19.840
public image of the bear. It went from the brown

00:36:19.840 --> 00:36:22.340
one that summons death to Winnie the Pooh and

00:36:22.340 --> 00:36:24.760
Yogi Bear. But the reality of our interaction

00:36:24.760 --> 00:36:27.500
isn't always plush toys and cartoons. We have

00:36:27.500 --> 00:36:30.980
a long, dark history of exploiting these animals.

00:36:31.139 --> 00:36:34.099
We do. In Shakespeare's time, bear baiting was

00:36:34.099 --> 00:36:36.739
a huge public spectacle. You'd go to the theater

00:36:36.739 --> 00:36:38.880
to see Hamlet, or you could go next door to the

00:36:38.880 --> 00:36:41.599
bear garden to watch a bear chained to a post

00:36:41.599 --> 00:36:44.119
fighting off a pack of mastiffs for entertainment.

00:36:44.500 --> 00:36:47.219
And today, that exploitation has shifted to something

00:36:47.219 --> 00:36:51.679
more. Chemical. Bile farming. This is the hard

00:36:51.679 --> 00:36:54.059
part of the deep dive. In traditional Chinese

00:36:54.059 --> 00:36:56.860
medicine, bear bile has been used for thousands

00:36:56.860 --> 00:36:59.760
of years. The active ingredient is a compound

00:36:59.760 --> 00:37:03.500
called ursodeoxycholic acid, or UDCA. And what

00:37:03.500 --> 00:37:05.320
does it do? It can help dissolve certain kinds

00:37:05.320 --> 00:37:07.219
of gallstones and treat some liver diseases.

00:37:07.619 --> 00:37:10.539
So it works. Chemically, yes, the compound is

00:37:10.539 --> 00:37:12.800
effective. But here's the absolute tragedy of

00:37:12.800 --> 00:37:15.599
the situation. We do not need the bear. We make

00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:18.960
it in a lab. Easily. We have been able to synthesize

00:37:18.960 --> 00:37:23.119
UDCA for decades. It is cheap, it is pure, and

00:37:23.119 --> 00:37:26.619
it involves zero animal suffering. But the farms

00:37:26.619 --> 00:37:29.500
still exist. They do. In parts of Asia, thousands

00:37:29.500 --> 00:37:32.519
of bears, mostly moon bears or Asiatic black

00:37:32.519 --> 00:37:35.840
bears, are kept in tiny crush cages their entire

00:37:35.840 --> 00:37:37.800
lives, so small they can't even turn around.

00:37:38.000 --> 00:37:40.519
And bile is extracted from their gallbladders,

00:37:40.579 --> 00:37:43.239
often through a permanent catheter. It is a grueling,

00:37:43.239 --> 00:37:45.900
painful existence. Why does it persist if there's

00:37:45.900 --> 00:37:48.800
a synthetic version? It persists largely because

00:37:48.800 --> 00:37:51.679
of a deep -seated cultural belief that the wild

00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:54.500
or natural product is more potent than the synthetic

00:37:54.500 --> 00:37:56.940
one. It's the same kind of thinking that drives

00:37:56.940 --> 00:37:59.300
rhino poaching. That's heartbreaking. It is.

00:37:59.380 --> 00:38:02.219
But awareness is growing. There are amazing rescue

00:38:02.219 --> 00:38:04.639
sanctuaries now, and younger generations in those

00:38:04.639 --> 00:38:06.579
countries are moving away from these traditional

00:38:06.579 --> 00:38:09.579
remedies. But it is a very slow process. It really

00:38:09.579 --> 00:38:11.539
highlights the vulnerability of the bear family.

00:38:11.679 --> 00:38:14.159
We think of them as these invisible forces of

00:38:14.159 --> 00:38:16.840
nature, but they aren't. Not at all. Six out

00:38:16.840 --> 00:38:19.019
of the eight living bear species are listed as

00:38:19.019 --> 00:38:22.559
vulnerable by the IUCN. The sun bear, the sloth

00:38:22.559 --> 00:38:25.579
bear, the spectacled bear. They're all losing

00:38:25.579 --> 00:38:28.239
their forests to deforestation and facing pressure

00:38:28.239 --> 00:38:30.739
from poaching. But there is one major success

00:38:30.739 --> 00:38:34.000
story we have to mention. The panda. The panda

00:38:34.000 --> 00:38:36.519
is the poster child. Literally, it's the logo

00:38:36.519 --> 00:38:39.500
of the World Wildlife Fund for a reason. In the

00:38:39.500 --> 00:38:42.000
1980s, the panda was doomed. There were only

00:38:42.000 --> 00:38:44.480
a few hundred left in the wild. But the Chinese

00:38:44.480 --> 00:38:47.099
government launched a massive concerted conservation

00:38:47.099 --> 00:38:49.719
effort. What did they do? They created the Sichuan

00:38:49.719 --> 00:38:53.179
giant panda sanctuaries. They connected fragmented

00:38:53.179 --> 00:38:55.380
bamboo forests with corridors so populations

00:38:55.380 --> 00:38:58.340
could mix. They cracked down hard on poaching.

00:38:58.460 --> 00:39:00.800
And they invested heavily in captive breeding

00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:03.360
programs. And it worked. It worked. The wild

00:39:03.360 --> 00:39:06.079
population has rebounded significantly, so much

00:39:06.079 --> 00:39:07.920
so that a few years ago they were officially

00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:10.699
downgraded from endangered to vulnerable. It

00:39:10.699 --> 00:39:13.110
proves that if we actually care, if we put the

00:39:13.110 --> 00:39:15.210
resources and the political will behind it, we

00:39:15.210 --> 00:39:17.469
can save these species. We can find a way to

00:39:17.469 --> 00:39:19.630
coexist with the brown one. So we've covered

00:39:19.630 --> 00:39:22.469
the linguistic taboo, the surprising seal cousins,

00:39:22.710 --> 00:39:25.949
the nitrogen recycling sleep, and this long,

00:39:25.949 --> 00:39:28.789
complicated history with humans. It's a lot to

00:39:28.789 --> 00:39:32.369
process. It is. The bear is an animal that demands

00:39:32.369 --> 00:39:34.989
our respect, not just for its physical power,

00:39:35.130 --> 00:39:37.829
but for its incredible biological sophistication.

00:39:37.929 --> 00:39:40.210
As we wrap up this deep dive, is there one final

00:39:40.210 --> 00:39:41.809
thought you want to leave our listeners with?

00:39:42.269 --> 00:39:44.849
Something for them to chew on. I think so. We

00:39:44.849 --> 00:39:46.909
talk a lot about hibernation. I want you to go

00:39:46.909 --> 00:39:49.070
back to that nitrogen recycling trick for a minute.

00:39:49.269 --> 00:39:52.710
Okay. The muscle preservation. Right now, humanity

00:39:52.710 --> 00:39:56.030
is looking seriously at Mars. We want to be an

00:39:56.030 --> 00:39:59.489
interplanetary species. But one of the biggest

00:39:59.489 --> 00:40:02.130
hurdles for long -duration space travel isn't

00:40:02.130 --> 00:40:05.030
the rocket. It's the fragility of the human body.

00:40:05.210 --> 00:40:08.309
Muscle atrophy in zero -g. Exactly. If you put

00:40:08.309 --> 00:40:10.750
an astronaut in zero gravity for the six to nine

00:40:10.750 --> 00:40:12.650
months it takes to get to Mars, their muscles

00:40:12.650 --> 00:40:15.309
waste away, their bones weaken. They might arrive

00:40:15.309 --> 00:40:17.630
at Mars too weak to even put on their spacesuit

00:40:17.630 --> 00:40:19.309
and walk around. Right. We just aren't built

00:40:19.309 --> 00:40:22.429
for stasis. But bears are. Bears have cracked

00:40:22.429 --> 00:40:25.280
the code. They have figured out how to stay almost

00:40:25.280 --> 00:40:28.739
completely immobile for months on end and keep

00:40:28.739 --> 00:40:31.440
their muscle mass, their bone density, and their

00:40:31.440 --> 00:40:34.679
organ function perfectly intact. They hold the

00:40:34.679 --> 00:40:37.219
biological blueprint for a safe form of suspended

00:40:37.219 --> 00:40:39.380
animation. So you're saying? I'm saying that

00:40:39.380 --> 00:40:41.880
if medical science can fully unlock the bear's

00:40:41.880 --> 00:40:44.579
secret, if we can figure out how to trigger that

00:40:44.579 --> 00:40:48.019
super relaxed myosin state and that nitrogen

00:40:48.019 --> 00:40:51.199
recycling loop in humans, it changes everything.

00:40:51.480 --> 00:40:53.710
Not just for space travel. Not just for space.

00:40:53.909 --> 00:40:56.010
Think about coma patients not wasting away in

00:40:56.010 --> 00:40:58.510
a hospital bed. Think about the elderly maintaining

00:40:58.510 --> 00:41:00.469
their strength while they're bedridden after

00:41:00.469 --> 00:41:02.889
a fall. The potential applications for human

00:41:02.889 --> 00:41:05.650
health are staggering. The key to our future

00:41:05.650 --> 00:41:07.989
in the stars might be sleeping in a cave right

00:41:07.989 --> 00:41:09.789
now. We just have to be smart enough to learn

00:41:09.789 --> 00:41:11.769
from them rather than just fearing them or turning

00:41:11.769 --> 00:41:14.389
them into toys. That is a fascinating place to

00:41:14.389 --> 00:41:16.530
end. From the brown one to the astronaut's guide

00:41:16.530 --> 00:41:19.630
to the galaxy. Thank you for listening to this

00:41:19.630 --> 00:41:21.929
deep dive. We'll catch you on the next one. Keep

00:41:21.929 --> 00:41:25.829
exploring. Welcome to the debate. Today, we're

00:41:25.829 --> 00:41:27.869
looking at a creature that seems to hold this

00:41:27.869 --> 00:41:31.989
very specific, almost primal place in the human

00:41:31.989 --> 00:41:36.369
imagination. The bear. When you picture a grizzly

00:41:36.369 --> 00:41:39.130
standing on its hind legs, I mean, eight feet

00:41:39.130 --> 00:41:41.909
of muscle, claws the length of your fingers,

00:41:42.030 --> 00:41:44.869
a head the size of a boulder, you are looking

00:41:44.869 --> 00:41:47.210
at what appears to be the ultimate expression

00:41:47.210 --> 00:41:50.610
of biological power. To me, the family Ursidae

00:41:50.610 --> 00:41:53.590
is... It's the tank of the animal kingdom. It

00:41:53.590 --> 00:41:56.670
is the apex pinnacle of the order carnivora.

00:41:57.070 --> 00:42:01.769
But is that actually true? Or is the bear, as

00:42:01.769 --> 00:42:04.349
we're going to discuss, essentially a biological

00:42:04.349 --> 00:42:07.670
misunderstanding? Misunderstanding is a very

00:42:07.670 --> 00:42:10.829
polite way to put it. I look at that same grizzly

00:42:10.829 --> 00:42:14.010
and I don't see a tank at all. I see a creature

00:42:14.010 --> 00:42:16.610
that is frankly barely holding itself together.

00:42:17.280 --> 00:42:19.440
It's an animal that's trying to be three different

00:42:19.440 --> 00:42:22.619
things at once and while failing at most of them.

00:42:22.739 --> 00:42:25.460
To me, the bear isn't a masterpiece of evolution.

00:42:25.619 --> 00:42:28.699
It's a hack. It's an evolutionary improvisation

00:42:28.699 --> 00:42:31.280
that somehow manages to survive despite breaking

00:42:31.280 --> 00:42:34.219
every single rule in the book. That is a staggering

00:42:34.219 --> 00:42:36.619
claim for an animal that has conquered, I mean,

00:42:36.619 --> 00:42:39.179
pretty much the entire northern hemisphere. Is

00:42:39.179 --> 00:42:41.639
it, though? Think about how we even talk about

00:42:41.639 --> 00:42:45.440
them. The word bear itself is a clue. It comes

00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:48.269
from the Old English bara. which, you know, likely

00:42:48.269 --> 00:42:51.449
just means the brown one. It's a euphemism. The

00:42:51.449 --> 00:42:54.070
proto -dramatic tribes were apparently so terrified

00:42:54.070 --> 00:42:56.550
of this animal that they believed if you spoke

00:42:56.550 --> 00:42:59.949
its true name, Arcto, it would actually summon

00:42:59.949 --> 00:43:02.550
the beast out of the woods. So even our language

00:43:02.550 --> 00:43:05.070
is based on this deep -seated fear and avoidance.

00:43:05.130 --> 00:43:07.750
We treat it like a monster because we're scared

00:43:07.750 --> 00:43:10.070
of it. But when you strip away the fear and you

00:43:10.070 --> 00:43:12.530
look at the actual physiology, the quote -unquote

00:43:12.530 --> 00:43:17.159
monster is, well... See, I think that fear proves

00:43:17.159 --> 00:43:20.139
my point entirely. We don't create linguistic

00:43:20.139 --> 00:43:22.900
taboos around weak animals, we create them around

00:43:22.900 --> 00:43:25.420
forces of nature, and that is what a bear is.

00:43:25.599 --> 00:43:28.679
It is the most massive extant terrestrial member

00:43:28.679 --> 00:43:31.800
of the carnivora. That isn't an accident. Evolution

00:43:31.800 --> 00:43:34.800
favored mass and power because it works. And

00:43:34.800 --> 00:43:37.179
when you look at the skeletal morphology, you

00:43:37.179 --> 00:43:39.659
aren't seeing a hack. You are seeing a machine

00:43:39.659 --> 00:43:43.159
built for absolute leverage. massive skulls,

00:43:43.159 --> 00:43:46.380
thick, dense limb bones, just designed to support

00:43:46.380 --> 00:43:49.360
immense bulk. This is a creature built to dominate

00:43:49.360 --> 00:43:52.460
its environment through sheer brute force. Brute

00:43:52.460 --> 00:43:55.699
force is a great strategy if you're a rock falling

00:43:55.699 --> 00:43:58.820
down a hill. But for a complex mammal, it's just

00:43:58.820 --> 00:44:01.659
inefficient. And you call them the pinnacle of

00:44:01.659 --> 00:44:05.019
carnivora, but that label is incredibly misleading

00:44:05.019 --> 00:44:07.739
for how these animals actually live. I mean,

00:44:07.739 --> 00:44:10.280
if the bear is the perfect predator, Explain

00:44:10.280 --> 00:44:13.239
the giant panda to me. Here you have an animal

00:44:13.239 --> 00:44:15.760
with the digestive system of a wolf, a single

00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:18.780
stomach, short intestines, genes specifically

00:44:18.780 --> 00:44:21.679
coded for meat digestion, and yet it sits there

00:44:21.679 --> 00:44:25.440
eating 99 % bamboo. That is not a tank. That

00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:28.420
is a physiological paradox. It's a carnivore

00:44:28.420 --> 00:44:30.989
trying its best to be a cow. Okay, but the panda

00:44:30.989 --> 00:44:33.789
is the extreme outlier. You can't judge the whole

00:44:33.789 --> 00:44:36.090
family by its weirdest cousin. But the inefficiency

00:44:36.090 --> 00:44:39.309
is there across the entire family. It's not just

00:44:39.309 --> 00:44:42.789
the panda. Look at the sloth bear. It lost its

00:44:42.789 --> 00:44:45.929
two front upper teeth just so it can act like

00:44:45.929 --> 00:44:48.690
a vacuum cleaner for termites. And look at how

00:44:48.690 --> 00:44:51.130
they move. This, for me, is the smoking gun.

00:44:51.329 --> 00:44:54.429
Cats and dogs are digitigrade. They run on their

00:44:54.429 --> 00:44:57.070
toes. That's what gives a sprinter that explosive

00:44:57.070 --> 00:45:00.340
speed, right? It lengthens the leg lever. Bears,

00:45:00.500 --> 00:45:03.280
they are plantigrade. They walk flat -footed,

00:45:03.280 --> 00:45:06.139
on their heels, just like a human wearing snowshoes.

00:45:06.219 --> 00:45:08.639
It makes them lumbering. It makes them energy

00:45:08.639 --> 00:45:11.239
inefficient. My whole argument is that bears

00:45:11.239 --> 00:45:13.400
are successful not because they are perfect predators,

00:45:13.579 --> 00:45:16.119
but because they are generalist survivors. They're

00:45:16.119 --> 00:45:18.940
running herbivore software on carnivore hardware.

00:45:19.199 --> 00:45:21.659
I think you're confusing specialization with

00:45:21.659 --> 00:45:24.139
failure. But let's actually open up the hood,

00:45:24.239 --> 00:45:26.260
because I want to challenge you on this carnivore

00:45:26.260 --> 00:45:28.820
hardware point. You think their digestion is

00:45:28.820 --> 00:45:31.659
a mistake. I think it's a very calculated trade

00:45:31.659 --> 00:45:34.300
-off. It's hard to see the calculation when you

00:45:34.300 --> 00:45:36.780
look at the gut. I mean, let's get technical

00:45:36.780 --> 00:45:40.539
for a second. A true herbivore, like a cow or

00:45:40.539 --> 00:45:44.280
a deer, has a massive fermentation vat, a rumen,

00:45:44.280 --> 00:45:47.980
or a huge cecum, where bacteria spend days breaking

00:45:47.980 --> 00:45:50.760
down tough plant cellulose into usable energy.

00:45:51.340 --> 00:45:54.519
Bears don't have that. They have a sleek, simple

00:45:54.519 --> 00:45:58.539
carnivore gut. No cecum, short intestines, food

00:45:58.539 --> 00:46:01.940
goes in, and it shoots out in just a few hours.

00:46:02.800 --> 00:46:04.940
Evolutionarily speaking, a bear eating grass

00:46:04.940 --> 00:46:07.619
is like trying to fuel a Ferrari with lawn clippings.

00:46:07.659 --> 00:46:10.440
The engine just isn't built for the fuel. That's

00:46:10.440 --> 00:46:12.960
one way to view it. But here's the other perspective.

00:46:13.260 --> 00:46:16.380
Because they lack that fermentation vat, they

00:46:16.380 --> 00:46:19.099
aren't weighed down by it. A cow has to sit there

00:46:19.099 --> 00:46:22.800
and chew cud for hours on end. A bear is mobile.

00:46:23.210 --> 00:46:25.550
And because its gut is simple, it can process

00:46:25.550 --> 00:46:28.789
vast volumes of food very, very rapidly. It's

00:46:28.789 --> 00:46:31.750
a volume strategy. They are what we call low

00:46:31.750 --> 00:46:34.670
-protein macronutrient omnivores. They don't

00:46:34.670 --> 00:46:37.889
just graze mindlessly. They target high -value

00:46:37.889 --> 00:46:40.980
resources. They high -grade their food. But they

00:46:40.980 --> 00:46:42.880
have to high -grade because their system is so

00:46:42.880 --> 00:46:45.280
bad at extracting nutrients. The panda has to

00:46:45.280 --> 00:46:48.380
eat for 12 to 15 hours a day just to not starve

00:46:48.380 --> 00:46:51.119
to death. It relies on its gut microbiome to

00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:53.480
do work that its own body physically cannot do.

00:46:53.719 --> 00:46:57.019
And yet, look at the brown bear. It dominates

00:46:57.019 --> 00:46:59.820
the salmon runs. When a bear is eating salmon,

00:46:59.980 --> 00:47:02.920
it's not eating the whole fish. It's eating the

00:47:02.920 --> 00:47:07.059
skin, the brain, the eggs, the highest fat content,

00:47:07.139 --> 00:47:10.349
and just discarding the rest. That is intelligence.

00:47:10.610 --> 00:47:13.550
They use their massive size, that tank frame

00:47:13.550 --> 00:47:16.349
you talked about, to monopolize the best food

00:47:16.349 --> 00:47:19.849
sources so they don't need a complex gut. They

00:47:19.849 --> 00:47:22.869
substitute efficiency with dominance. When you

00:47:22.869 --> 00:47:25.789
see Asiatic blackbeers in Taiwan switching between

00:47:25.789 --> 00:47:28.809
acorns and hunting ungulates, they aren't confused.

00:47:28.989 --> 00:47:31.829
They are maximizing their caloric intake based

00:47:31.829 --> 00:47:35.019
on what's available. Maximizing implies they

00:47:35.019 --> 00:47:38.300
have a choice. I would argue they're in a constant

00:47:38.300 --> 00:47:41.860
state of nutritional panic. If the acorn crop

00:47:41.860 --> 00:47:44.500
fails, that bear is in big trouble because it

00:47:44.500 --> 00:47:47.179
can't simply switch to grazing on grass like

00:47:47.179 --> 00:47:49.760
a deer can, and it's not efficient enough to

00:47:49.760 --> 00:47:52.380
hunt mice like a fox. It's stuck in the middle.

00:47:52.500 --> 00:47:55.320
The only reason the system works at all is because

00:47:55.320 --> 00:47:57.619
they just throw massive amounts of food into

00:47:57.619 --> 00:47:59.559
the hopper. But let's go back to the movement.

00:47:59.639 --> 00:48:02.030
You mentioned the tank frame. Right, the dense

00:48:02.030 --> 00:48:05.750
bones, the power. But at what cost? You have

00:48:05.750 --> 00:48:08.550
this heavy, flat -footed animal. We establish

00:48:08.550 --> 00:48:10.929
they are plantigrade, walking on their heels.

00:48:11.389 --> 00:48:14.409
That provides stability, sure, but it sacrifices

00:48:14.409 --> 00:48:17.489
speed and endurance. A wolf can trot for miles

00:48:17.489 --> 00:48:20.429
without tiring. A bear has to expend significantly

00:48:20.429 --> 00:48:23.429
more energy just to move its own mass from point

00:48:23.429 --> 00:48:27.190
A to point B. They tire very quickly. And this

00:48:27.190 --> 00:48:29.590
forces them into a hunting style that relies

00:48:29.590 --> 00:48:32.269
on ambush or brute force because they physically

00:48:32.269 --> 00:48:35.070
cannot sustain a chase. They are chemically incapable

00:48:35.070 --> 00:48:38.690
of being a pursuit predator. I disagree that

00:48:38.690 --> 00:48:42.090
it's a disadvantage. The plantigrade foot allows

00:48:42.090 --> 00:48:45.869
for something a wolf can never do. Bipedalism.

00:48:46.070 --> 00:48:49.349
A bear can stand up, it can fight on two legs,

00:48:49.489 --> 00:48:52.230
it can reach fruit high in trees, and it frees

00:48:52.230 --> 00:48:55.559
up the front paws for manipulation. A wolf interacts

00:48:55.559 --> 00:48:58.300
with the world with its mouth. A bear interacts

00:48:58.300 --> 00:49:01.079
with its hands. You mentioned the panda earlier.

00:49:01.400 --> 00:49:04.599
It developed a pseudo -thumb, a bony extension

00:49:04.599 --> 00:49:08.340
of the wrist, just to strip bamboo. That is evolutionary

00:49:08.340 --> 00:49:11.380
brilliance. It's tool use without the tool. It's

00:49:11.380 --> 00:49:13.699
a wrist bone acting like a thumb because they

00:49:13.699 --> 00:49:16.119
don't have a real one. That's exactly what I

00:49:16.119 --> 00:49:18.960
mean by a hack. But look at the history here.

00:49:19.099 --> 00:49:22.210
The ancestors of bears, like Urcevas. were these

00:49:22.210 --> 00:49:25.550
small raccoon -sized things. As the lineage evolved,

00:49:25.849 --> 00:49:28.809
they just got bigger and heavier, but they kept

00:49:28.809 --> 00:49:31.769
the same basic body plan. The extinct short -faced

00:49:31.769 --> 00:49:35.070
bear, Arctodus, was a giant, but even it had

00:49:35.070 --> 00:49:37.769
to specialize to survive. And the cave bear,

00:49:37.969 --> 00:49:41.030
Ursus spileus? It evolved these massive teeth

00:49:41.030 --> 00:49:44.010
for grinding plants, got huge, and then went

00:49:44.010 --> 00:49:46.250
extinct the moment the climate shifted because

00:49:46.250 --> 00:49:48.949
it had painted itself into a corner. The tank

00:49:48.949 --> 00:49:51.809
strategy is risky. If you are big and slow, you

00:49:51.809 --> 00:49:54.369
need a lot of food. And if the food moves or

00:49:54.369 --> 00:49:57.590
disappears, you die. And yet the family Ursidae

00:49:57.590 --> 00:50:01.090
is still here. The cave bear is gone, yes, but

00:50:01.090 --> 00:50:03.489
the brown bear remains? The polar bear remains.

00:50:03.809 --> 00:50:06.909
And speaking of the polar bear, Ursus maritimus,

00:50:07.050 --> 00:50:09.750
this really is the checkmate to your bad design

00:50:09.750 --> 00:50:13.030
argument. Here is an animal that took that generalist

00:50:13.030 --> 00:50:15.429
frame and moved into the harshest environment

00:50:15.429 --> 00:50:18.909
on Earth. It returned to pure carnivory. It hunts

00:50:18.909 --> 00:50:21.610
seals on sea ice. It proves that the underlying

00:50:21.610 --> 00:50:24.469
machinery is predatory. When the environment

00:50:24.469 --> 00:50:26.570
demanded it, the bear didn't become a better

00:50:26.570 --> 00:50:29.070
herbivore. It became the ultimate carnivore.

00:50:29.150 --> 00:50:31.369
Or as it suggests, that the polar bear is the

00:50:31.369 --> 00:50:33.829
only one actually using the machinery for what

00:50:33.829 --> 00:50:36.349
it was designed for, while the rest of the family

00:50:36.349 --> 00:50:37.929
is just, you know, pretending to be vegetarian.

00:50:38.559 --> 00:50:40.579
But even the polar bear is struggling now that

00:50:40.579 --> 00:50:43.039
the ice is melting. It's hyper -specialized.

00:50:43.199 --> 00:50:45.599
But I want to talk about how they survive the

00:50:45.599 --> 00:50:47.980
times when there is no food, because this is

00:50:47.980 --> 00:50:50.659
usually the part where people say, but hibernation

00:50:50.659 --> 00:50:53.340
is a superpower. Because it is a superpower.

00:50:53.579 --> 00:50:56.559
You cannot just dismiss hibernation. It is a

00:50:56.559 --> 00:50:59.420
metabolic masterpiece. We're talking about an

00:50:59.420 --> 00:51:02.679
animal the size of a grand piano that can shut

00:51:02.679 --> 00:51:05.800
down its body for five to seven months. This

00:51:05.800 --> 00:51:08.980
isn't just a nap. It is a physiological state

00:51:08.980 --> 00:51:12.639
that frankly defies medical understanding. It's

00:51:12.639 --> 00:51:15.860
a desperate cope for caloric inefficiency. Hold

00:51:15.860 --> 00:51:18.440
on. Let me explain the mechanics before you dismiss

00:51:18.440 --> 00:51:21.480
it. Their heart rate drops from 55 beats per

00:51:21.480 --> 00:51:24.599
minute to as low as 9. But the real magic is

00:51:24.599 --> 00:51:26.960
the chemistry. They don't urinate or defecate

00:51:26.960 --> 00:51:29.559
for months. If a human did that, we would die

00:51:29.559 --> 00:51:32.349
of uremic poisoning in a week. The bear takes

00:51:32.349 --> 00:51:35.230
that toxic urea, breaks it down, and recycles

00:51:35.230 --> 00:51:37.250
the nitrogen back into protein to maintain its

00:51:37.250 --> 00:51:39.769
muscle mass. It is a closed -loop biological

00:51:39.769 --> 00:51:42.969
recycling plant. They use a super relaxed state

00:51:42.969 --> 00:51:45.409
of the protein myosin in their muscles so they

00:51:45.409 --> 00:51:47.809
don't atrophy. They wake up in spring almost

00:51:47.809 --> 00:51:50.090
as strong as when they went to sleep. No other

00:51:50.090 --> 00:51:52.690
large mammal can do this. I'll grant you, the

00:51:52.690 --> 00:51:55.190
chemistry is impressive. But you have to ask

00:51:55.190 --> 00:51:57.880
yourself why they have to do it. They have to

00:51:57.880 --> 00:52:01.079
do it because they are too big and too inefficient

00:52:01.079 --> 00:52:05.099
to survive the winter any other way. A wolf doesn't

00:52:05.099 --> 00:52:08.260
hibernate. A moose doesn't hibernate. They have

00:52:08.260 --> 00:52:11.219
strategies to find food in the snow. The bear's

00:52:11.219 --> 00:52:13.920
strategy is basically, I give up, I'm going to

00:52:13.920 --> 00:52:17.300
sleep until the salad bar opens again. And interestingly,

00:52:17.539 --> 00:52:20.400
that tank size you love so much is actually a

00:52:20.400 --> 00:52:23.219
problem here. Research shows that smaller bears

00:52:23.219 --> 00:52:25.900
can hibernate more efficiently than the massive

00:52:25.900 --> 00:52:28.909
ones. A grizzly has so much thermal inertia,

00:52:29.190 --> 00:52:32.250
it holds heat so well, that it actually struggles

00:52:32.250 --> 00:52:34.530
to lower its body temperature enough to get the

00:52:34.530 --> 00:52:37.230
full metabolic savings. It's like trying to cool

00:52:37.230 --> 00:52:39.929
down a nuclear reactor just to save fuel. It's

00:52:39.929 --> 00:52:42.710
hard work. But it works. They survive the season

00:52:42.710 --> 00:52:44.909
of death. And when they wake up, they navigate

00:52:44.909 --> 00:52:47.469
the world with a sensory apparatus that is just

00:52:47.469 --> 00:52:51.170
unparalleled. The bear's sense of smell is superior

00:52:51.170 --> 00:52:53.750
to that of a bloodhound. They can detect a carcass

00:52:53.750 --> 00:52:56.920
from kilometers away. Polar bears use scent tracks

00:52:56.920 --> 00:52:59.239
on the ice to find each other in a white void.

00:52:59.579 --> 00:53:01.980
You call them a hack, but they are operating

00:53:01.980 --> 00:53:04.960
with a guidance system that is military grade.

00:53:05.219 --> 00:53:09.360
They are operating with one good sensor. They

00:53:09.360 --> 00:53:12.960
are essentially a giant nose on four legs. Have

00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:15.099
you noticed they don't have whiskers? They are

00:53:15.099 --> 00:53:18.119
unique among carnivores in that regard. Their

00:53:18.119 --> 00:53:21.139
sight is poor. Their hearing is average. They

00:53:21.139 --> 00:53:23.860
sort of stumble through the world led by olfactory

00:53:23.860 --> 00:53:26.320
cues because their other senses just aren't sharp

00:53:26.320 --> 00:53:29.280
enough to hunt like a cat. A cougar uses sight

00:53:29.280 --> 00:53:32.659
and hearing to pinpoint prey. A bear sniffs around

00:53:32.659 --> 00:53:35.199
until it bumps into something edible. It's a

00:53:35.199 --> 00:53:38.480
brute force application of sensory input. A nose

00:53:38.480 --> 00:53:41.340
that can find a seal under a meter of hard -packed

00:53:41.340 --> 00:53:44.920
snow is not brute force. That is precision. But

00:53:44.920 --> 00:53:47.260
I want to pivot to their mind, their behavior.

00:53:47.869 --> 00:53:50.309
Because this is where the apex title is truly

00:53:50.309 --> 00:53:54.190
earned. They are solitary, powerful individualists.

00:53:54.889 --> 00:53:58.369
Asocial is the word I would probably use. Intelligent

00:53:58.369 --> 00:54:00.769
carnivores like wolves need a pack. They need

00:54:00.769 --> 00:54:03.829
a support system. A bear is a single unit of

00:54:03.829 --> 00:54:06.570
dominance. It doesn't need help. When two bears

00:54:06.570 --> 00:54:08.690
meet, they assert dominance through what's called

00:54:08.690 --> 00:54:11.889
frontal orientation, showing the canines, stretching

00:54:11.889 --> 00:54:14.849
the neck. It's honest signaling. They don't rely

00:54:14.849 --> 00:54:17.409
on the complexity of a hierarchy. They rely on

00:54:17.409 --> 00:54:20.010
the reality of their own strength. That solitary

00:54:20.010 --> 00:54:22.849
nature is a weakness, though. It limits what

00:54:22.849 --> 00:54:26.269
it can do. A pack of wolves can take down a bison.

00:54:26.449 --> 00:54:29.510
A single bear has to be much, much more careful.

00:54:29.789 --> 00:54:32.690
And it makes them fragile. If a wolf breaks a

00:54:32.690 --> 00:54:35.010
leg, the pack might feed it. If a bear breaks

00:54:35.010 --> 00:54:38.489
a leg, it dies. That solitude dictates a life

00:54:38.489 --> 00:54:41.719
of extreme caution. Most bear interactions are

00:54:41.719 --> 00:54:43.960
just avoidance. They spend their entire lives

00:54:43.960 --> 00:54:46.739
trying not to fight because a fight is just too

00:54:46.739 --> 00:54:50.380
expensive. And we should probably talk about

00:54:50.380 --> 00:54:53.679
the dark side of that individualism. Infanticide.

00:54:54.039 --> 00:54:56.980
It's a brutal topic, but it's biologically significant.

00:54:57.519 --> 00:55:00.099
Male brown and polar bears will kill cubs to

00:55:00.099 --> 00:55:03.099
bring the female back into estrus. It's horrific

00:55:03.099 --> 00:55:06.949
efficiency. It is evolutionary strategy. It shows

00:55:06.949 --> 00:55:09.389
a drive for genetic dominance that overrides

00:55:09.389 --> 00:55:12.690
any sort of social niceties. The male is ensuring

00:55:12.690 --> 00:55:16.050
his genes propagate. It's not nice, but nature

00:55:16.050 --> 00:55:19.989
isn't nice. It's effective. It's primitive. Social

00:55:19.989 --> 00:55:22.389
carnivores have moved past that. They raise young

00:55:22.389 --> 00:55:25.670
communally. But I will concede that bears aren't

00:55:25.670 --> 00:55:29.090
purely robotic monsters. We see spectacled bears

00:55:29.090 --> 00:55:31.670
in South America communicating with facial markings.

00:55:31.869 --> 00:55:34.210
We see aggregations at salmon runs where they

00:55:34.210 --> 00:55:36.420
tolerate each other. And obviously the mother

00:55:36.420 --> 00:55:39.280
-cub bond is fierce. But it's fleeting. Once

00:55:39.280 --> 00:55:41.980
those cubs are gone, they are back to being lonely

00:55:41.980 --> 00:55:45.260
wanderers. They are wanderers because they require

00:55:45.260 --> 00:55:48.260
vast territories to fuel that massive engine.

00:55:48.639 --> 00:55:50.940
Which brings us right back to the central question.

00:55:51.360 --> 00:55:53.480
You see collection of parts that don't quite

00:55:53.480 --> 00:55:57.000
fit. A carnivore gut. A herbivore diet. Flat

00:55:57.000 --> 00:56:01.340
feet. A solitary life. I see a synthesis. I see

00:56:01.340 --> 00:56:04.039
an animal that took a different path. It diverged

00:56:04.039 --> 00:56:06.199
from the dog -like ancestors 20 million years

00:56:06.199 --> 00:56:08.699
ago and just decided to maximize size and durability

00:56:08.699 --> 00:56:12.139
over speed. And I still maintain they are evolutionary

00:56:12.139 --> 00:56:15.559
tinkerers. They are the jack of all trades, master

00:56:15.559 --> 00:56:18.260
of none. They can climb, but not like a monkey.

00:56:18.519 --> 00:56:21.239
They can swim, but not like a seal. They can

00:56:21.239 --> 00:56:23.619
hunt, but not like a wolf. And they can eat grass,

00:56:23.800 --> 00:56:26.920
but not like a cow. They are successful because

00:56:26.920 --> 00:56:29.820
they are stubborn, not because they are perfected.

00:56:30.019 --> 00:56:32.380
Well, maybe stubbornness is just another word

00:56:32.380 --> 00:56:35.320
for resilience. Whether it is the polar bear

00:56:35.320 --> 00:56:38.099
on the ice or the sloth bear sucking up termites,

00:56:38.239 --> 00:56:41.639
the family Ursidae finds a way to impose its

00:56:41.639 --> 00:56:44.659
bulk on the world. They are the heavyweights.

00:56:44.659 --> 00:56:48.500
They are the great bears. They are certainly

00:56:48.500 --> 00:56:51.440
unique. I mean, there is nothing else quite like

00:56:51.440 --> 00:56:54.250
them on Earth. And that uniqueness, I think,

00:56:54.269 --> 00:56:57.969
we have to note, is fragile. We should say that

00:56:57.969 --> 00:57:01.190
despite being these tanks, six of the eight bear

00:57:01.190 --> 00:57:04.429
species are listed as vulnerable. Even the brown

00:57:04.429 --> 00:57:06.550
bear faces extinction in parts of its range.

00:57:06.769 --> 00:57:10.050
It is a sobering reality. The great bear, Ursa

00:57:10.050 --> 00:57:13.369
Major, has been in our mists for 13 ,000 years.

00:57:13.889 --> 00:57:16.570
The cosmic hunt mists appear on both sides of

00:57:16.570 --> 00:57:18.750
the Bering land bridge. We have looked up at

00:57:18.750 --> 00:57:20.969
the stars and seen a bear for as long as we have

00:57:20.969 --> 00:57:23.820
been human. That myth might outlast the animal

00:57:23.820 --> 00:57:26.519
if we aren't careful. Habitat loss, the trade

00:57:26.519 --> 00:57:29.079
in bear bile, climate change, these are threats

00:57:29.079 --> 00:57:31.380
that brute force cannot solve. The tank armor

00:57:31.380 --> 00:57:33.780
doesn't stop a bullet or a shrinking ice cap.

00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:37.219
A tragedy we must work to prevent. I hope this

00:57:37.219 --> 00:57:39.920
debate has shifted your perspective, even slightly,

00:57:40.139 --> 00:57:42.699
on what is happening inside that massive frame.

00:57:43.059 --> 00:57:45.360
It has. And for those listeners who want to see

00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:47.440
what a perfect predator bear might have looked

00:57:47.440 --> 00:57:50.340
like, one that actually followed the rules, I

00:57:50.340 --> 00:57:53.539
really encourage you to look up the extinct Hemisoninae,

00:57:53.659 --> 00:57:56.219
the running bears. These were bears that stayed

00:57:56.219 --> 00:57:58.599
on their toes. They chased prey like wolves.

00:57:58.699 --> 00:58:00.980
It's a fascinating glimpse of the road not taken.

00:58:01.139 --> 00:58:04.099
The bear that could have been. Thank you for

00:58:04.099 --> 00:58:06.019
listening. Welcome to the debate.
