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I want you to picture a specific image. It's

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a photo from a crypto conference a few years

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back. You have Alex Mashinsky, the CEO of Celsius

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Network, standing on stage. Oh, I know the one.

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He's wearing a black T -shirt and on that T -shirt

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are two words in bold white text. Unbank yourself.

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It is an iconic image in the industry. And, you

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know, at the time, for a lot of people, that

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wasn't just a marketing slogan. No, not at all.

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It felt like a battle cry. It was this promise

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that you could finally, finally opt out of what

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felt like a rigged financial system, stop letting

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Wall Street eat your lunch, and get paid what

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your money was actually worth. And that right

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there is the deep tragedy of the story we are

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diving into today. Because for a brief shining

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moment, Celsius Network wasn't just another fintech

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company. It was, for all intents and purposes,

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a movement. They promised safety. They promised

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a community -first approach. And, I mean, most

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importantly, they promised yields that made traditional

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banks look like highway robbers. 17 % APY. That

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was the number. That was the headline number

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that got everyone through the door. Exactly.

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17%. And so today, we are doing a forensic accounting

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of how that incredible promise turned into a

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$1 .2 billion hole in the ground. Yeah. We are

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looking at the detailed history from the Wikipedia

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archives, which is incredibly thorough, but we're

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also pulling threads from the bankruptcy filings,

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the independent examiner's report, and the DOJ

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indictments. All the primary sources. All of

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them, because we need to answer one specific

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question. How did a company that literally claimed

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to be safer than a bank end up wiping out the

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life savings of 1 .7 million people? And the

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answer isn't just, oh, crypto is volatile. That's

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the easy answer. Right. That's a cop out. It

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is. The real answer is about a very specific

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business model that when you peel back the marketing

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veneer, looks a lot less like a revolutionary

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bang and a lot more like a classic Ponzi scheme.

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Just, you know, wrapped in a very sophisticated

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tech stack. So let's go back to the start. The

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year is 2017. The crypto bull run is just starting

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to heat up. Bitcoin is entering the mainstream

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consciousness for really the first time. And

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into this moment step Alex Mashinsky, Daniel

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Leon and Newt Goldstein. Now Mashinsky is the

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gravitational center here. He wasn't some anonymous

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coder in a basement. No. And that is absolutely

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crucial to the initial trust. Mashinsky was an

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entrepreneur with a serious. or at least a seemingly

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serious track record. He claimed to be one of

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the inventors of voiceover IP, VoIP. The technology

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that lets us make calls over the internet. The

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very same. Yeah. He'd had successful exits from

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companies before. So he had this aura of a technical

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visionary who is now turning his sights on the

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deep inefficiencies of traditional finance. And

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the pitch was so seductive because it was so

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simple. If I have money in a savings account

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at, say, Chase or Wells Fargo, what are they

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paying me? Maybe 0 .01%. If you are lucky, I

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mean, back in 2017, interest rates were effectively

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zero. You were basically paying the bank to hold

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your money when you factored in inflation. Right.

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And Mashinsky's argument was simple. The bank

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takes my money. They lend it out at 5 % or 10

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% for mortgages, for credit cards. They keep

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all the profit and they give me the crumbs. Yeah.

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Celsius said, give us your crypto. We'll lend

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it out to institutions, to hedge funds. We'll

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give you 80 % of the revenue. That 80 % figure?

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was the cornerstone of their marketing. It was

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brilliant, really. It created this immediate

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moral distinction. The narrative was banks are

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greedy. Celsius is altruistic. It's a community.

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It's a community. They call their users Celsius.

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It wasn't a customer base. It was a tribe. It

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fostered this very powerful us versus them mentality

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that works so, so well in the crypto space. And

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the growth was just. It was absolute rocket fuel.

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They do an initial coin offering, an ICO, in

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March of 2018. They raised $50 million right

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out of the gate. And that was just the seed money.

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By the peak, which was around May of 2022, they

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had $12 billion. That's billion with a B in assets

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under management. $12 billion. They had lent

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out $8 billion to clients. And crucially, in

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late 2021, they raised $400 million in a Series

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B funding round. And this wasn't just crypto

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money anymore. This round was led by WestCap

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and... CDPQ. And CDPQ is the caisse de dépôt

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et placement de Québec. That is the second largest

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pension fund in Canada. Exactly. A massive, conservative,

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institutional player. That is a huge signal to

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the retail market. I mean, if a pension fund,

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arguably the most conservative, risk -averse

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money on the entire planet, writes a check for

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your company, you just assume the due diligence

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has been done. Of course. You assume the adults

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are in the room and they have looked at the books

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and kicked the tires. And that assumption was...

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Well, it was fatal for a lot of people. Because

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underneath the hood, the engine was not running

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smoothly at all. It was redlining. The due diligence,

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as we all found out much, much later, missed

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some absolutely glaring structural issues. OK,

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let's talk about that engine. Because the public

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pitch, we lend it to institutions, sounds safe.

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It sounds like standard prime brokerage. But

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how on earth do you generate 17 percent yield

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in a zero interest rate world? Who is paying

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that much to borrow Bitcoin? And that is the

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multi -billion dollar question, isn't it? Yeah.

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This is where we get into the weeds of CeFi or

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centralized finance. Theoretically, the model

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was this. Celsius takes your Bitcoin. They lend

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it to, say, market makers or hedge funds who

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need that inventory for arbitrage or for other

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trading strategies. Okay. And these firms, they're

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willing to pay a premium for that kind of liquidity.

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Okay, but 17%. That seems incredibly high, even

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for sophisticated hedge funds. It is extremely

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high. Yeah. And that's where the math just completely

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breaks down. The documents that were released

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during the bankruptcy proceedings show very clearly

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that Celsius couldn't actually find enough safe,

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high -yield institutional borrowers to cover

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the interest they owed their depositors. So they

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have a liability, the 17 % interest they promised

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me, but they don't have a corresponding asset,

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like a borrower paying them 18 % or 19%. Exactly.

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They were operating at a structural deficit from

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very early on. So to fill that hole, They had

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to get creative. And by creative, I mean they

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started taking riskier and riskier bets with

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customer money. What kind of bets? They started

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engaging in what's colloquially known in the

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industry as defy Deegan strategies. Deegan as

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in? Degenerate gambler. Yes. That is the industry

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turn of art. They were dumping customer funds

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into extremely high risk, decentralized finance

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protocols, just chasing yield wherever they could

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find it, no matter how sketchy. They were effectively

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acting like a reckless, unregulated hedge fund

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using customer deposits as their personal bankroll.

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They even got into Bitcoin mining, spending hundreds

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and hundreds of millions on equipment, desperately

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hoping the mining rewards would be enough to

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pay the interest they owed. So they weren't just

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a lender. They were a gambler. They were gambling

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with customer deposits to pay the interest on

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other customer deposits. Correct. And when even

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that wasn't enough to fill the gap, they utilize

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a mechanism that is really the smoking gun of

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this entire collapse, the CEL token. OK, we need

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to spend some real time on this because the CEL

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token seems to be the core mechanism that allowed

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the alleged fraud to scale. This wasn't just

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a loyalty point, was it? It was central to their

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entire balance sheet. It was the flywheel. It

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was the engine of the whole thing. Here's how

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it worked. Celsius created its own cryptocurrency,

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CEL. They held a massive amount of it in their

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treasury, billions of tokens. Then they went

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to their users, the Celsius, and said, look,

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if you choose to get paid your weekly rewards

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in our CEL token instead of in Bitcoin or dollars,

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we'll give you a higher interest rate, a bonus.

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So they're creating artificial demand for their

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own essentially printed money. Take our monopoly

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money and we'll give you more of it. Right. But

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it gets much, much darker than that. Celsius

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itself was the primary buyer of the CEL token

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in the open market. Wait, what do you mean? They

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were taking user deposits, your Bitcoin, your

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Ethereum, the hard assets with real value. And

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they were using that real money to go on to exchanges

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and buy up their own CEL tokens to prop up the

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price. Hold on. So they are using my Bitcoin

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deposit to pump the price of their coin? Yes.

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The blockchain analytics firm Arkham Intelligence

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estimated they spent about $350 million of customer

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funds doing this. But why? What was the point?

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Because as the price of CEL went up, the value

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of the billions of CEL tokens sitting on their

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own balance sheet went up. It was an accounting

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trick. It made the company look incredibly solvent

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and valuable on paper when in reality. It was

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bleeding cash. It's accounting alchemy. You print

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a token out of thin air. You use customer money

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to pump the price. And then you point to your

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balance sheet and tell investors, look, we're

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worth billions of dollars. Precisely. It is a

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perfectly circular economy. And it works beautifully

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as long as new money from new depositors keeps

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flowing in to support the price of the token.

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But the moment that flow of new money stops or

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the moment the broader market turns down. Gravity

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kicks in hard. And the insiders, they must have

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known this. This is the betrayal part that really

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gets me. While Alex Mashinsky was on YouTube

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every single week for his AMAs, ask Mashinsky

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anything, telling people to HODL, you know, hold

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on for dear life, saying that sellers are losers.

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He was personally dumping the token. He was.

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And not just a little. How much did he sell?

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The on -chain analysis suggests Mashinsky personally

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sold at least $44 million worth of CEL tokens.

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There's a specific record of him selling half

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a million dollars worth in a single transaction.

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While telling his community, his sulsions, to

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buy and hold, that's not just bad business practice.

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That is straight -up market manipulation. The

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Department of Justice eventually agreed with

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that assessment. But before the law caught up

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with him, the market mechanics themselves started

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to grind the gears of the machine. And we really

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need to talk about the Prime Trust incident because

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this was the first real public crack in the facade

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where an external reputable party stood up and

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said, something is very wrong here. Prime Trust

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was their custodian, right? The company that

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was supposed to be actually holding the keys

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to the crypto assets. Correct. And in the crypto

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world, custody is everything. Prime Trust held

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the assets to keep them safe from hackers, from

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internal theft, from everything. But in June

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of 2021, a full year before the final collapse,

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Prime Trust fired Celsius as a client. A custodian

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firing a client of that size? That's rare. They

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love fees. It's a volume business. Why would

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they walk away from that? Simple risk management.

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Prime Trust's internal risk team looked at what

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Celsius was actually doing with the assets, and

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they saw what they called endless rehypothecation.

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Okay, you have to explain that term. Rehypothecation.

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It sounds super technical, but it seems critical

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to understanding the insane leverage they were

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using. It is. So, hypothecation is a simple concept.

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It's just pledging an asset as collateral for

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a loan. If you get a mortgage, your house is

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hypothecated to the bank. They have a claim on

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it if you don't pay. Okay, got it. Rehypothecation

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is when the bank then takes that collateral,

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your house. And pledges it again to get a loan

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for themselves. So they're borrowing money against

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the thing that I used to borrow money. Exactly.

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And Celsius was doing this over and over and

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over again. Prime Trust saw that Celsius was

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leveraging the same customer assets multiple

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times to juice their yields. Scott Purcell, the

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founder of Prime Trust, he went on the record

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later and said that this model was, quote, destined

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for failure because. Any sharp drop in the market

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would trigger a cascade of margin calls and liquidations

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that they could never possibly survive. They

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were building a skyscraper out of leverage and

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the foundation was just sand. And the regulators

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started to smell it too. By late 2021, States

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like New Jersey, Texas, Kentucky, Alabama, Washington,

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they all started circling. They started issuing

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cease and desist orders. And what was their argument?

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They argued that these earn counts, they weren't

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savings accounts at all. They were actually unregistered

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securities. And that is a crucial legal distinction.

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If I put money in a bank, the bank has strict

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capital requirements, they have reserve rules,

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and I have FDIC insurance. Right. If I buy a

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security, a stock, there's risk involved, but

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there's also legally required disclosure. I have

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to be given a prospectus that details all the

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risks. Exactly. If it's a security, you have

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to tell the investor, here is exactly how we

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are making the money, and here are all the ways

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you could lose everything. Celsius was operating

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in this dangerous gray zone where they took on

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the risk profile of a hedge fund, but marketed

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themselves with the safety and simplicity of

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a bank. So how did Mashinsky respond to the state

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regulators? Did he try to comply to register?

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No, he brushed them off with his usual bravado

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and confidence. He spun it as the old system

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is scared of us. He played the victim card. He

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told his community that the banks were coming

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after them because they were a threat. He went

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on record saying he was very confident their

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products weren't securities. All while these

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cease and desist orders were piling up. Correct.

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But internally, the rot was really starting to

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spread. There's a now infamous internal message

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from a Celsius employee, a coin deployment specialist

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named Dean Tappan. Oh, I've read about this.

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This is the consultant memo. The very one. In

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a corporate Slack channel, Tappan joked that

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his official job title should be Ponzi consultant.

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You have to be. Just incredibly cynical or incredibly

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oblivious to write that down in a corporate chat

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that can be subpoenaed. Or maybe you're just

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seeing the reality of the business model and

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you're using dark humor to cope with it. But

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it wasn't just jokes. There was a lawsuit filed

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by a former investment manager, a man named Jason

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Stone, in July of 2022. Stone ran a company called

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KeyFi, which at one point managed hundreds of

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millions of dollars for Celsius. He explicitly

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alleged in his lawsuit that Celsius was running

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a Ponzi scheme. And Stone would know, right?

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I mean, he was one of the people managing the

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money. He was one of the guys. deploying those

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Dijon strategies we talked about earlier. His

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claim was that Celsius had no legitimate way

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to generate the yields they were promising their

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customers. So they were just using new depositor

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money to pay the interest owed to the old depositors.

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Which is, I mean, that's the literal textbook

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definition of a Ponzi. It is. Now, for the record,

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Celsius countersued. They claimed Stone lost

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or stole millions. But the independent examiner's

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report that came out later in the bankruptcy

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proceedings, it backed up the general sentiment.

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It cited another insider who described the business

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model as, quote, very Ponzi -like. Very Ponzi

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-like. That is not a phrase you ever want to

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see on your corporate tombstone. No. And as 2022

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rolled on, the macro environment turned viciously

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against them. The Terraluna ecosystem collapsed

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in May of 2022. That single event wiped out about

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$60 billion in value from the crypto market in

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a matter of days. And Celsius had significant

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exposure to that crash, didn't they? Despite

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publicly saying they didn't. They had massive

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exposure. They lost heavily in the lunar crash.

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But publicly, they denied it completely. And

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this denial, this campaign of deception. Leads

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us right into the final frantic days, the run

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on the bank. So after Luna, everyone in the crypto

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space got nervous. The rumors started swirling

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on Twitter and Reddit that Celsius was next,

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that they were insolvent. So people started trying

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to withdraw their money. It was a classic 1929

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style bank run, but it happened at the speed

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of the Internet. You didn't have to stand in

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a line outside a physical building. You just

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had to open an app on your phone and click withdraw.

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And how did Mashinsky handle this incredible

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pressure? Did he finally come clean and admit

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they had a liquidity problem? He did the exact

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opposite. He doubled down on the deception. And

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this is where the criminal fraud charges from

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the DOJ really start to stick. On June 7th, they

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published a blog post with the title, Damn the

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Torpedoes, Full Speed Ahead. Wow. Subtle. In

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this post, they deny any significant losses from

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Luna. They call the rumors FUD, fear, uncertainty

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and doubt. They accuse vocal actors of being

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paid by competitors to try and bring them down.

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And then came the final AMA, June 10th, 2022,

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just three days before the end. Mashinsky goes

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live on YouTube. He looks straight into the camera.

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He says, and I'm quoting here, Celsius has billions

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in liquidity. He said we provide immediate access

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to everybody. He even challenged skeptics online

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to find a single person who had trouble withdrawing

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their funds. Three days later. Three days later.

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June 13th. The email goes out to all 1 .7 million

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users. Due to extreme market conditions, today

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we are pausing all withdrawals, swap, and transfers

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between accounts. The doors were locked. I want

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to pause on the human element of that moment

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because pausing withdrawal sounds so technical,

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so clinical. But for the user, it means you wake

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up in the morning, you check your phone, you

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see your balance. Maybe it's $50 ,000. Maybe

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it's your entire retirement. Maybe it's the down

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payment for a house. And it's frozen. Yeah. It's

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just pixels on a screen. You can see the number,

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but you can't touch it. It's gone. It's absolutely

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terrifying. And unlike a traditional bank, there

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is no FDIC. There is no government bailout coming

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to save you. You are completely and utterly on

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your own. And the broader markets reacted violently

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to the news. Oh, it was a bloodbath. Bitcoin

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dropped 12 percent almost immediately. Ethereum

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dropped 14 percent. The contagion fear was immense.

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Yeah. And the CEL token itself just fell off

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a cliff. Yeah. It crashed from around $7 a year

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prior all the way down to 21 cent cents. And

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there was that absurd detail, too. The energy

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drink company. Yes. In the panic, shares of Celsius

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Holdings. The beverage company, which is totally

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unrelated, dropped 10 % because confused algorithms

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and panic sellers just sold anything with the

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word Celsius in its name. That is just a perfect

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metaphor for the pure chaos of that moment. The

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collapse that followed was swift and brutal.

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Exactly one month later, on July 13th, they officially

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filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. And when the

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filing was made public, the balance sheet was

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a horror show. They had a staggering $1 .2 billion

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deficit. A black hole. How much actual cash did

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they have on hand at that point? They owed their

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users $4 .7 billion. According to the filing,

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they had roughly $167 million in cash on hand.

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So they were. They weren't just illiquid. They

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were deeply, mathematically, hopelessly insolvent.

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Completely. And this brings us to what might

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be the most painful legal lesson of this entire

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saga for the users. It all came down to the terms

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of use. The fine print that nobody ever reads?

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The fine print that cost people everything they

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had. In the bankruptcy hearings, the judge had

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to decide a very specific, crucial question.

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Whose crypto is it? Is it the user's property,

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just being stored by Celsius like a valet parks

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your car? Or did it become Celsius's property

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the moment you deposited it? Logic would say

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it's my property. It literally says my wallet

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in the app. But the law said otherwise. The judge

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ruled that when users deposited into the Earn

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program, they legally transfer title, that is,

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ownership of their coins, to Celsius. So what

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is my Bitcoin anymore? By depositing it, I gave

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it to them. I was essentially giving them an

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unsecured loan. You were. You became an unsecured

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creditor. And in bankruptcy, there's a strict

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hierarchy. There's a waterfall of payments. Secured

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creditors... Big institutions who have collateral

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backing their loans, they get paid first. The

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lawyers and administrators and consultants, they

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get paid next. And let me tell you, the lawyers

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ate very, very well in this bankruptcy. We bet

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they did. The unsecured creditors, the customers,

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the selfians, you are dead last in line. You

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get whatever crumbs are left over after everyone

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else has been paid. And the indignity for these

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people didn't stop there. Because it was a public

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bankruptcy, the court records had to be made

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public. Right. Transparency is a cornerstone

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of the bankruptcy process. But in this case,

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it meant publishing a list of every single customer

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by name and their exact account balance at the

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time of the freeze. A searchable database went

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online. So suddenly your personal financial disaster

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is public knowledge. Your neighbors can see how

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much you lost. Your family can see. Someone even

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created a website called Celsius Net Worth where

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you could just type in a name. It revealed the

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sheer scale of the losses. The top three individual

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losers on that list lost $40 .5 million, $38

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.2 million, and $26 .4 million, respectively.

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Imagine losing $40 million because you trusted

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a t -shirt slogan, unbank yourself. But it wasn't

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just the crypto whales, right? The damage went

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much deeper. No, not at all. Molly White, a researcher

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who does incredible work tracking crypto disasters,

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she documented the letters that users sent to

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the bankruptcy judge. And they are just heartbreaking

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to read. There was one letter that included ultrasound

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picture. A parent begging for their money back.

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to feed their coming child. Oh, that's brutal.

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People lost college funds. They lost their life

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savings. They lost retirement accounts they had

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been building for decades. It just heartbreakingly

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dismantles the lazy narrative that this was just

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play money for rich crypto pros. This was real

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people trusting a predator. It was. So where

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does the story end? The company is effectively

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dead. The users have lost billions. What happened

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to the architects of this disaster? Justice is

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slow, but it did eventually arrive. In July of

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2023, the FTC, the Federal Trade Commission,

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banned Celsius from ever handling consumer assets

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again. But the Department of Justice went after

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Mashinsky personally. He was arrested and charged

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with multiple counts of fraud, conspiracy, and

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market manipulation. And despite all the bluster,

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despite the endless interviews where he claimed

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he was the victim and did nothing wrong. He folded.

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The evidence from their own internal chats from

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the blockchain, it was overwhelming. He pleaded

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guilty in December of 2024 to two counts of fraud.

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He admitted in court to artificially inflating

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the price of the CEL token for his own benefit.

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And what was his sentence? In May of 2025, he

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was sentenced to 12 years in federal prison.

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He also agreed to forfeit $48 million. 12 years.

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It's significant. But it doesn't do much to fill

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that billion dollar hole in the balance sheet.

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Not at all. The users didn't get made whole.

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They didn't get their money back. They got a

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restructuring. And this is maybe the weirdest,

00:22:08.920 --> 00:22:11.980
most surreal part of the entire ending. Go on.

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Celsius exited bankruptcy in early 2024. But

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instead of just getting a portion of their money

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back in cash or crypto, the creditors became

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involuntary shareholders in a brand new company

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called Ionic Digital. Which is, don't tell me.

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A Bitcoin mining company. It is a Bitcoin mining

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company. Yes. They took the leftover assets,

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which were mostly just the mining rigs they'd

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bought in a panic, and they rolled them into

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a new entity that's managed by another company,

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Hut8. So if you lost your life savings in what

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you thought was a safe yield app, congratulations,

00:22:43.150 --> 00:22:45.569
you are now an involuntary venture capitalist

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in an industrial Bitcoin mining operation. That

00:22:48.609 --> 00:22:51.750
is just a darkly ironic twist. You wanted a savings

00:22:51.750 --> 00:22:54.230
account. And you ended up owning a piece of a

00:22:54.230 --> 00:22:57.109
server farm in Texas. It really, really redefines

00:22:57.109 --> 00:22:59.930
the slogan, unbank yourself. You unbanked yourself

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straight into becoming a part owner of a mining

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operation. And the Celsius app itself, the platform,

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is it still around? Gone. On February 29, 2024,

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the app and the website were officially shut

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down. The screen went black for good. So let's

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unpack the lessons here. When we step back from

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all this wreckage, what is the core takeaway?

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Is it just that crypto is bad and you should

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stay away? Or is there something more specific,

00:23:22.680 --> 00:23:24.940
more nuanced to learn here? I think it's about

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the fundamental danger of the black box. You

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know, cryptocurrency was invented to be transparent.

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The code is law. Everything is visible and verifiable

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on the blockchain. Celsius took that transparent

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technology and put it right back into an opaque,

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centralized black box. You couldn't see the reserves.

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You couldn't see the risky loans. You just had

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to trust Alex. And trust me, bro, it's not a

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viable financial strategy. It really validates

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the oldest and most important saying in the entire

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crypto space. Not your keys, not your coins.

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This whole saga moves that phrase from being

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a catchy slogan for hardcore techies to a hard

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law of financial physics. If you do not personally

00:24:05.460 --> 00:24:07.500
hold the private keys to your crypto wallet,

00:24:07.660 --> 00:24:10.140
you do not own that money. You used to own an

00:24:10.140 --> 00:24:12.640
IOU from a company that might be, in its case

00:24:12.640 --> 00:24:14.980
was, hopelessly insolvent. And there's also the

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fundamental lesson on yield. We have to be realistic.

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Risk and reward are two sides of the same coin.

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You cannot have a 17 % reward with zero risk.

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It does not exist in the known universe. If you

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don't know where the yield is coming from, the

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hard truth is that you are the yield. Your deposit

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is the liquidity that someone else is using to

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gamble. That is a chilling thought to end on.

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We started with a T -shirt and we ended with

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a prison sentence. It's a classic tragic story

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of hubris, of greed, and of the devastating human

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cost of believing in something that is, was,

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and always will be too good to be true. Stay

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skeptical out there. Really. That's it for this

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deep dive into the rise and catastrophic fall

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of Celsius. Hopefully your keys are safely in

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your pocket. We'll catch you on the next one.
