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I want you to start this deep dive with an image

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in your head, and I'm going to ask you to immediately

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delete the image you probably just conjured up.

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Forget the black cape, forget the widow's peak,

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forget the bats fluttering against a full moon.

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And please, definitely forget the bad Transylvanian

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accent. Exactly. Instead, I want you to picture

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a dinner party. It's Easter Sunday, mid -1400s.

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Okay. The location is a princely court in a place

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called Wallachia. And the guests, they are the

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absolute elite, the wealthy, the powerful, the

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landed gentry. The who's who of the medieval

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Balkans, basically. Right. They're eating, they're

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drinking, probably feeling pretty good about

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their station in life, wearing their finest silks

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and furs. And then the host locks the doors.

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And by the time those doors open again, the entire

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social order is effectively extinct. Because

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the host is Vlad III. the man history remembers

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as Dracula. Or to use the name that really terrified

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an entire continent for decades, Vladipay. Vlad

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the Impaler. Vlad the Impaler. So today, we are

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stripping away all the Bram Stoker fiction. We

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aren't talking about vampires or, you know, sunlight

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allergies or looking in mirrors. We are doing

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a deep dive into the reality of a man who was,

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in so many ways, infinitely more terrifying.

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And honestly, more complex than any supernatural

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creature Hollywood could ever dream up. That

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is absolutely the goal, to look at the human

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being behind the monster mask. And to do that,

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we have a massive stack of sources to get through.

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This isn't just folklore. We've got Ottoman chronicles

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written by the people who actually fought him.

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Right. We have German pamphlets that, I mean,

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they were basically the 15th century equivalent

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of tabloids. Totally. And we even have some cutting

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edge chemical analysis from just last year, 2023.

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that completely changes how we physically picture

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the man himself. And the mission for this discussion

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really is to walk a very fine line. We need to

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figure out the central tension of his life. Was

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this guy a sadistic psychopath who tortured people

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for sport because he, you know, he enjoyed the

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screams? Or was he desperate pragmatist, a ruler

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of a tiny state sandwiched between superpowers

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who used terror as a calculated political tool?

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Is the ultimate historical case study in Do the

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Ends Justify the Means? If the means involve

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20 ,000 wooden stakes. Yeah. But before we get

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to the blood and the horror, we have to clear

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up the branding. Yeah. Because Dracula is such

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a loaded word for us now. It just screams monster.

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It does. But that wasn't the original vibe, was

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it? Not at all. In fact, if you were walking

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around the courts of Europe or Wallachia in,

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say, the 1430s, Dracula didn't mean vampire.

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It was a status symbol. A status symbol. It was

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a flex. Yeah. And it all starts with his father,

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Vlad II. Vlad the Father. Right. Vlad the Father

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was a nobleman who, in 1331, was inducted into

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something called the Order of the Dragon. And

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this is crucial context that always gets left

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out of the movie. Okay. The Order of the Dragon.

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What was it? It wasn't just a social club, right?

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Yeah. No, no, not a drinking buddy system. This

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was a militant, chivalric fraternity founded

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by Sigismund of Luxembourg, who was the Holy

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Roman Emperor and the King of Hungary. So this

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is very high level geopolitics we're talking

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about. The highest level. The order's mandate

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was explicit. Defend Christianity. And specifically...

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To stop the Ottoman Empire from advancing into

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Europe. Right, because the Ottomans were the

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rising superpower of the age. Absolutely. So

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the Order of the Dragon was, you could say, the

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frontline defense. It's like a medieval NATO

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special ops unit, but with, you know, more capes

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and swords. That's a pretty good way to put it.

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And the symbol of this order was a dragon. So

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because his father was a member, he took the

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name Dracul, which in the language of the time

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meant the dragon. Okay, so Dracul is the dragon.

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Correct. Now, in the Slavonic linguistic tradition

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they used in Wallachia, if you add an A or an

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E at the end of a name, it means son of. Ah,

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so the grammar does all the heavy lifting. Exactly.

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So Vlad III, our guy, becomes Dracula. Literally,

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the son of the dragon. Which is honestly a top

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-tier superhero name. Son of the dragon. It sounds

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so noble, fierce, knightly. It does. But you

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know, linguistics is a funny thing, and language

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evolves. Over time, in the Romanian language,

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the word dracolog shifted its meaning. How so?

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It stopped meaning just dragon, and it started

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meaning the devil. Wow. So while he was born

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as the son of the dragon, history slowly morphed

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his name into son of the devil. That feels like

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some incredibly heavy foreshadowing. It's almost

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literary how perfect that shift is. It really

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is. But we also have to address the other name.

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The one that makes you physically wince. The

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Impaler. Did people actually call him that to

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his face? Like, excuse me, Mr. The Impaler, your

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two o 'clock is here. Absolutely not. Unless

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they had a serious death wish. And even then,

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I wouldn't recommend it. During his lifetime,

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he was just Vlad or Vlad Dracula. So the nickname

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came later. Much later. The moniker Vlad... Vlad

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the Impaler, that comes from the Ottomans first.

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The writer Tursyn Beg referred to him as Kazikla

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Voivoda, the Impaler Lord, around the year 1500.

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So the Turks gave him the nickname. Yes, because

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they were the ones on the receiving end of it

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most often. And then later, Romanian history

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writing adopted it, mostly to distinguish him

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from all the other Vlads in the history books.

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It's a way to keep the family tree straight.

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It's a bit like being named after your favorite

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hobby. Just a very, very dark, very specific

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hobby. A very specific hobby, yes. But to understand

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why he chose that hobby, why he became a man

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defined by such brutality, we have to look at

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the map. I feel like with these medieval deep

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dives, geography is always destiny. It is completely

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inescapable here. You cannot understand Vlad

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without understanding Wallachia. Which is modern

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day southern Romania, right? Right. But you should

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think of it less as a country and more as...

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a corridor, a buffer zone. Okay. To the north,

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you have the Kingdom of Hungary, a Catholic European

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power. To the south, across the Danube River,

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you have the Ottoman Empire. And the Ottomans

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are this Islamic, rapidly expanding superpower

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that has its sights set on conquering, like Rome

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and Vienna. Precisely. And Wallachia is the ham

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in the sandwich. It's the kill zone. It is the

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kill zone. It's the buffer state. If the Ottomans

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want to invade Europe, they have to march through

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Wallachia. If the Hungarians want to push back

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the Turks, they fight in Wallachia. So being

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the prince of Wallachia was arguably the most

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dangerous job in Christendom. I think so. You

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were never safe. You had to play both sides constantly

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just to survive. Always switching alliances.

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And playing both sides. Well, it has consequences.

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In 1442, Vlad's father... hits a breaking point.

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He has to prove his loyalty to the Ottoman sultan,

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Mira II. And the price of that loyalty isn't

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gold or land. It's his children. And this is

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the moment that breaks the boy and makes the

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monster. It was a practice. Well, you could call

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it hostage diplomacy. It was standard procedure

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for the Ottomans. To ensure a vassal state like

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Malakia wouldn't attack them, the sultan demanded

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collateral. And he took Vlad, who was about 11

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or 12 at the time. So young. And his younger

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brother, Radu, who was only about 6. I want to

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pause on that for a second. 11 and 7, these are

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elementary school kids. They're taken from their

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home, handed over to the enemy, and taken to

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a fortress called Ivriges in Anatolia. This is

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not a study abroad program. No, it is imprisonment

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with a constant hanging threat of execution.

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They knew, because they were told, that if their

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father made one wrong move back home, the sultan

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would kill them. Goes like that. Probably execute

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them on the spot. They lived with that sword

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hanging over their necks every single day for

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years. But here's where the story really splits,

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because you mentioned the two brothers reacted

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to this trauma in completely opposite ways. This

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is the key insight. This is the Cain and Abel

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dynamic that drives the entire narrative forward.

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So what happened? Radu, the younger one he adopted,

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he was described. as being incredibly handsome.

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History knows him as Radu the Handsome, and he

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was charming, malleable. He eventually converted

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to Islam. He even befriended the sultan's son,

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the future Mehmed the Conqueror. So Radu integrates.

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He kind of becomes one of them. He becomes fully

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integrated into the Ottoman court. He plays the

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game. He realizes, you know, the Ottomans are

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the superior power, and he decides to join the

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winning team. But Vlad? Vlad survives by resisting.

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He was stubborn. He was likely abused because

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of that stubbornness. Physical punishment was

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very common. He watched his brother become friends

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with their captors and he hated him for it. He

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saw it as a betrayal. He viewed Radu as weak,

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as a traitor, but... And this is the part that

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defines his entire military career. He didn't

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just sit in the dark and sulk. He studied. What

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was he studying? He's a prisoner. Everything.

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He learned fluent Turkish. He memorized their

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military command structure. He analyzed their

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psychology. He watched the Janissaries, the Sultan's

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elite troops train. Wow. He was locked in a cell

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or at least under house arrest, basically radicalizing

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himself and taking detailed notes on exactly

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how to destroy the people holding the keys. He's

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downloading the enemy's operating system. system.

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He's figuring out all the bugs in the code. That's

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a perfect analogy. Meanwhile, while he's doing

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all this, back home, the Game of Thrones situation

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is just getting completely out of hand. It is

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a total bloodbath. In 1447, while the boys are

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still hostages, the Wallachian nobles, they're

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called the boyars, they stage a coup. Um, no.

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They conspire with John Hunati, who's the regent

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of Hungary. They kill Vlad's father and his older

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brother, Mircea. What they did to him is, it's

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horrific. This is the part that really turns

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my stomach. The records say the Boyars blinded

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Murcia with hot pokers and then buried him alive.

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Buried alive. Just imagine the psychological

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impact of hearing that news while you're sitting

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in an Ottoman dungeon. Your father is dead. Your

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older brother was tortured to death. And the

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people who did it are your own countrymen, the

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nobles who were sworn to protect your family.

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That betrayal is the absolute bedrock of Vlad's

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worldview. He learns two things in captivity.

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One, the Ottomans are an existential threat that

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must be stopped at all costs. And two, you cannot

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trust your own aristocracy. The boyars are treacherous

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snakes. The only way to survive is to be more

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terrifying than the enemy and more ruthless than

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your own people. Trust no one. Strike fear into

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everyone. That's the formula. So when he finally

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gets out. after being released by the Ottomans

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as, what, a puppet ruler, which obviously didn't

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work out for them, he eventually takes the throne

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for his second reign in 1456. And this time...

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He is not interested in diplomacy. He goes straight

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for the jugular. He does. And this brings us

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right back to that Easter feast we started with.

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The red wedding moment. Exactly. He invites all

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the boyars, the very nobles he suspects of killing

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his father and his brother, and he asks them

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a simple question over dinner. What's the question?

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How many princes have you survived? That is a

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trap. A total trap. Some of them bragged, oh,

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I've seen 10 princes rule. Some said 20. To them,

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this was a boast about their longevity, their

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power. To Vlad, it was a confession of treason.

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It proved they were disloyal, just churning through

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rulers whenever it suited them to keep the central

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government weak. So the dinner party ends abruptly.

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Very abruptly. He has the leaders executed and

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paled on the spot. But for the younger, more

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able -bodied ones, he doesn't kill them immediately.

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He enslaves them. What does he do with them?

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He marches them up a mountain to a place called

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Ponari without stopping, and he forces them to

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build his fortress. His castle. These are soft

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-handed aristocrats. They've never worked a day

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in their life. Exactly. The chronicles say they

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worked until their fine clothes literally fell

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off their bodies and they died of exhaustion.

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He works the old aristocracy to death to build

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his new stronghold. That is some heavy, heavy

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symbolism. He is physically replacing the old

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feudal system with a structure built on their

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bones. It's brutal, but it's incredibly efficient.

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He then replaces them with a new meritocracy.

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Right. He promotes peasants and lower -ranking

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soldiers who are loyal to him. Yes. He builds

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a state machine that answers only to him. He

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creates a new nobility that owes everything to

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Vlad. But he doesn't stop with the nobles. He

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picks a fight with the economy, specifically

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with the Transylvanian Saxons. And these are

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the German -speaking merchants who had settled

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in the region. Usually a ruler wants to keep

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the merchants happy. They bring in the tax revenue.

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Why go after the money? Because it was a trade

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war but with body counts. The Saxons were bypassing

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Wallachian customs duties. It was tax evasion,

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essentially. They were hurting local merchants.

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Okay, so there's an economic reason. There is.

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But worse, they were playing politics. They were

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actively funding Vlad's rivals. They were sheltering

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other claimants to the throne, people like his

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half -brother Vlad Kalugurl or another rival

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named Dan. So they were funding a regime change

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against him. Precisely. So Vlad decides to impose

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sanctions. But his version of sanctions involves

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sharp wooden poles. He raids their villages in

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Transylvania around the cities of Braav and Sibiu.

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And this is where the legend of the impaler really

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takes root and spreads to the West. It is. Because

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he didn't just kill the men who were fighting

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him. He impaled everyone. Merchants, women, children.

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No one was spared. We have to talk about the

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cauldron story here because the sources get very

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well, very specific about his creativity during

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these raids. They do. The German pamphlets from

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the time. And remember, these are written by

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the Saxons. He was attacking claim all sorts

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of horrors. They claim he forced mothers to be

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impaled together with their babies. And then

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there is a story about a giant copper cauldron.

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OK, set the scene for us. The claim is that he

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built this massive pot with holes cut in the

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lid. He would put people. That is just unbelievably

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gruesome. Do we buy that? Is that historical

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fact or is that 1400s propaganda? I think we

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have to be incredibly skeptical. These stories

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were written by his enemies, the people he was

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killing. They had a vested interest in portraying

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him as the literal Antichrist to get the rest

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of Europe to hate him and, you know, maybe send

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an army to stop him. Did he boil people? Maybe.

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He was certainly capable of it. But the fact

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that these stories spread so widely tells you

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about the level of fear he inspired. He wanted

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people to believe he was capable of anything.

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It's pure psychological warfare. If your enemy

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thinks you're a demon who boils people alive,

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they might think twice about cheating on their

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taxes or funding your rival. Exactly. Fear was

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his primary currency. It was his main tool of

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statecraft. But all of this, the nobles, the

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merchants, the boiling cauldrons, this is all

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just the warm -up act, isn't it? This is local

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politics. The main event was always going to

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be the Ottoman Empire. The inevitable collision.

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Vlad knew it was coming. He had already stopped

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paying the tribute, the jizya tax, to Sultan

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Mehmed II. And let's just remind everyone who

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Mehmed II is. This isn't some local warlord.

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This is the man who conquered Constantinople

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in 1453. He ended the thousand -year -old Byzantine

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Empire. He is the most powerful man in the entire

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geopolitical neighborhood. Defying him is basically

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suicide. It was seen as madness. But Vlad provokes

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him intentionally. There is a famous story recorded

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by the historian Antonio Bonfini about the turbine

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incident. Oh, this one is classic, Vlad. It's

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so dark, but it's also weirdly witty. It is.

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So Ottoman messengers come to Vlad's court to

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demand the tribute. They bow, but they refuse

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to take off their turbans in his presence. When

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Vlad asks why, they cite their religious custom

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and their law. And Vlad, being a spickler for

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etiquette. Vlad says, then I shall strengthen

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your custom. So he orders his guards to nail

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the turbans to the ambassador's heads. Three

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spikes each, driven right into the skull. Now,

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you never have to take them off. It's a message.

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It's a very clear message. I do not submit to

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anyone. Your customs do not apply here. So Mehmed

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gets the message, and I assume the corpses of

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his envoys. He decides enough is enough. He sends

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a team to trap Vlad. He does. He sends a commander

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named Hamza Bey and an envoy, Catabolinos, to

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ambush him. They tell Vlad they just want to

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negotiate. But remember... Vlad knows the item

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in playbook. He grew up with these people. He

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anticipates the trap. He brings a bigger army

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and he captures their entire ambush party and

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he impales them all. He gives Hamza Bey the highest

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stake of all to honor his high rank. It was a

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gruesome form of professional courtesy. You could

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say that. Then things escalate very, very fast.

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This isn't just a border skirmish anymore. No.

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In the winter of 1461 -62. Vlad crosses the frozen

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Danube River and goes on an absolute rampage

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in Ottoman territory. He devastates the region.

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And this is where we see his obsession with data.

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He writes a letter to Matthias Corvinus, the

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king of Hungary, and he tallies his kills. He

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was obsessed with the numbers. He kept a scorecard.

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He writes, and I'm quoting the number here, I

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have killed 23 ,884 Turks and Bulgarians. 23

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,884. Not about 20 ,000. That specificity is

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chilling. He even noted that this count did not

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include those he burned alive in their homes.

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And to prove his numbers, he sent sacks of noses

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and ears to the King of Hungary. Sacks of noses

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and ears. Can you imagine being the courier for

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that particular package? This forced Mehmed's

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hand. The Sultan gathers an enormous army. The

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sources vary, but they say upwards of 150 ,000

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men. Wow. It was an invasion force second only

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to the one that took Constantinople a few years

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earlier. He is coming to wipe Wallachia off the

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map. And Vlad has, what's his army size? Maybe

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30 ,000 men. And that's being generous, mostly

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peasants, mercenaries, and light cavalry. He

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is outnumbered at least five to one. So he can't

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stand and fight. If he meets them in an open

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field, it's just... It's game over. Correct.

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It would be a slaughter. So he uses a scorched

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earth strategy. This is a strategy of total denial.

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Okay. As the massive Ottoman army marches north

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into Wallachia, Vlad retreats. But as he goes,

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he burns his own villages, he poisons the wells,

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he kills all the livestock. He turns his own

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country into a wasteland to starve the enemy.

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Exactly. Imagine marching through that. It's

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June, it's sweltering hot, you're wearing heavy

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armor, you're thirsty, but the water gives you

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dysentery. There is no food to forage. And all

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the while, Vlad's men are probably harassing

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them. Day and night, Vlad's light cavalry is

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hitting their flanks, firing arrows from the

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woods, and then just... disappearing the ottoman

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soldiers are demoralized they're terrified and

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they're starving and then comes the night attack

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yeah june 17 1462 this is the scene that should

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be in the blockbuster movie it is pure unadulterated

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chaos vlad realizes he can't win a battle of

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attrition so he tries to cut the head off the

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snake In the middle of the night, he takes a

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small elite force, maybe a few thousand men,

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and charges directly into the center of the Ottoman

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camp. That's a suicide mission. It's an assassination

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mission. His one and only goal is to kill Sultan

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Mehmed in his tent. If the sultan dies, the army

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likely disintegrates. So what happens? They tear

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through the camp, torching tents, slaughtering

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anyone in their path. The Ottomans are completely

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confused. They're fighting each other in the

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dark, thinking they're surrounded. They miss

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the sultan, right? They do. They mistook the

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vis - Sears tents for the Sultans. They miss

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Mehmed by just a few hundred yards. The dawn,

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Vlad had to retreat, but the message was sent.

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The message being that he's crazy enough to run

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into an army of 150 ,000 men just to take a shot

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at the king. Precisely. But Mehmed keeps marching.

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He reaches the capital, Targoviyet. He's expecting

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a siege. He's expecting a final glorious stand.

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Instead, he finds the city gates wide open. The

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city is deserted, but as he rides through the

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valley leading up to the city walls, he sees

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it, the forest of the impaled. This is the image

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that haunts history. Can you describe it for

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us? It was a tableau of horror designed specifically

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for the sultan. 20 ,000 rotting corpses on stakes.

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These were the Turkish and Bulgarian prisoners

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from the earlier raids. 20 ,000. Men, women,

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and children arranged in a vast, silent forest

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of death. 20 ,000 bodies. That is a stadium full

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of people displayed like some kind of macabre

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art installation. The chroniclers say birds were

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nesting in their rib cages. The smell of death

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was overpowering. It reportedly stretched for

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miles. How does the sultan react? I mean, this

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is a man who has seen war. He conquered Constantinople.

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Even he was shaken to his core. The Greek historian

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Chalk Kondiles writes that the sultan was seized

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with amazement. Mehmed reportedly said, It is

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not possible to take the country of a man who

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does such great deeds, who has such a diabolical

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understanding of how to govern. He was. Impressed.

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In a horrified way, yes. He recognized that Vlad

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was willing to go to lengths that no civilized

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ruler would even contemplate. It broke the Ottoman

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army's spirit. How could it not? They couldn't

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fight a ghost who left forests of dead bodies

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behind him. They were sickened. Mehmed turned

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his army around and went home. So tactically,

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Vlad won. He repelled a superpower using psychological

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warfare. Tactically, yes, a stunning victory.

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But strategically, he lost. Because Mehmed was

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smart. He realized he couldn't beat Vlad on the

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battlefield, so he beat him with politics. What

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did he do? He left behind something more dangerous

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than an army. He left behind Radu. The handsome

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brother. The one who played the game. Radu stayed

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behind with a contingent of Ottoman troops and

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a simple political message. He went to the Wallachian

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nobles. the ones Vlad hadn't killed yet. And

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he said, look, my brother is a maniac. He's going

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to get us all killed. He's burning your fields.

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He's poisoning your water. I am friends with

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the sultan. If you support me, the war ends.

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Trade resumes. No more stakes. And the people

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were exhausted. They were starving because of

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the scorched earth campaign. Exactly. Vlad had

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saved the country, but he had destroyed it in

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the process. The nobles flipped. They chose the

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comfortable puppet over the dangerous hero. Vlad

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was forced to flee to the mountains. And this

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is where the betrayal goes to another level entirely.

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He runs to his ally, the king of Hungary, Matthias

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Corvinus. He must be thinking, I just fought

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off the Turks for you. I held the line for Christendom.

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Help me retake my throne. Instead, Corvinus arrests

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him, puts him in handcuffs. Why? Why would he

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do that? Vlad is the best weapon he has against

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the Turks. It was about money and politics. Corvinus

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had taken a whole lot of money from the Pope

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to lead a new crusade, but he didn't really want

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to fight the Ottomans anymore. It was too expensive,

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too dangerous. So he needed an excuse. He needed

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a reason to explain to the Pope and the Venetians

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why he wasn't fighting. He needed a scapegoat.

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And he frames Vlad. He produces forged letters.

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These letters allegedly showed Vlad writing to

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the sultan, offering to switch sides and betray

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Hungary. Wait, the guy who just impaled 20 ,000

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Turks is now offering to join them? That makes

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zero sense. It made no sense at all. And modern

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historians have analyzed the Latin in these letters

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and found it to be clumsy and submissive, completely

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unlike Vlad's known writing style. It was a clear

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forgery. But it was enough. It was enough for

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Corvinus. He used it as an excuse and he threw

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Vlad in prison at Wiesgrad for 14 years. 14 years.

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So Vlad sits in a cell for a decade and a half.

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And while he's sitting there, something fascinating

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happens. The world starts talking about him.

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This brings us to what might be the first instance

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of viral fake news in history. The timing is

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incredible. Johannes Gutenberg had just developed

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the movable type printing press in the 1450s.

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The entire media landscape of Europe was changing

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forever. Right. And what was one of the first

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bestsellers in Europe? The Bible, sure, but also

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pamphlets about the horror stories of Vlad Dracula.

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The Saxons got their revenge in print. They absolutely

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did. They printed these pamphlets in Nuremberg,

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in Bamberg, all over the German -speaking lands.

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And they were like horror comics. They featured

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these graphic woodcut illustrations of Vlad dining

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among the steaks with severed heads on his table.

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There's that famous detail about him dipping

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his bread in blood. That's from these, isn't

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it? That specific detail appears in these pamphlets.

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He liked to dip his bread in the warm blood of

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his victims. Is it true? Probably not. It sounds

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like pure folklore. But it stuck. Wow. It became

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the defining image of him for the entire Western

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world. A mindless, sadistic butcher. But there

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was another narrative, right? A competing story.

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If you go east, the story changes completely.

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Yes, it does. The Russian and Slavic narratives,

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like a text called the Skazani, they paint a

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very different picture. They don't deny the cruelty.

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They absolutely admit he impaled people. But

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they call him zlamadry. Zlamadry. What does that

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mean? It means evil wise. Evil wise. That's a

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complex concept. It sounds like an oxymoron.

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It implies that his cruelty had a purpose. It

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wasn't random sadism. It was a form of brutal

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justice. There is a famous legend in these Russian

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texts about a golden cup. Tell me. It says Vlad

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placed a solid gold cup at a public fountain

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in the town square of Targovye for anyone to

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drink from. And nobody stole it. It stayed there

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for his entire reign. because the people were

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so utterly terrified of the consequences of stealing

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it. To the Russian chroniclers, this was proof

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of his greatness. He established absolute order.

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You could leave gold in the street and no one

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would touch it. That's a powerful idea. To a

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medieval peasant living in constant chaos and

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danger, that kind of security might have been

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worth the terror. So you have these two competing

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versions. To the Germans, he's a psychopath.

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To many of the locals and the Russians, he's

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a harsh but effective sheriff. Precisely. And

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history is written by the victors, but it's also

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written by the people who own the printing presses.

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The Saxons won the PR war because they had the

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technology. So he rots in prison for 14 years.

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Does he ever get out? He does. In 1476, the political

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winds shift again. A new powerful prince of Moldavia,

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Stephen the Great, argues that they need Vlad

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back on the wall to stop the Turks. The threat

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is rising again. So Corvinus lets him go. He

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releases him, but there's a condition. Vlad has

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to convert to Catholicism. Giving up his Orthodox

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faith, that must have been a bitter pill for

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a man who saw himself as a crusader for his faith.

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It was pure political necessity. He marries Corvinus'

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cousin to seal the deal, and he marches back

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into Wallachia for a third reign. But he's a

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man out of time. The world has moved on. He isn't

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the young dragon anymore. And his final reign

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is very short. Less than two months. He is killed

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in battle near a place called Snagov in late

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1476. But even his death is a mystery. What are

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the theories? Some sources say he was assassinated

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by a Turk in disguise. Others, citing the Russian

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sources, say his own men mistook him for a Turk

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in the confusion of battle and killed him. Killed

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by friendly fire. After everything. Potentially.

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But the aftermath was very clear. His head was

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cut off, it was preserved in honey to stop the

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rot, and it was sent to Constantinople. Mehmed

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displayed it on a high state for all to see.

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The impaler gets impaled post -mortem. Talk about

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ironic justice. A grim end. And his body, we

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don't really know. Wow. Legend says he was buried

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at Snagov Monastery on an island. But archaeological

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excavations there in the 1930s, they found no

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body. Only horse bones. He just vanished. He

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simply vanished from the historical record. Which,

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of course, leaves plenty of room for the vampire

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myths to creep in. Speaking of which, we have

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to address the Bram Stoker connection directly.

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Did Stoker know all of this? Was he reading these

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German pamphlets about the blood dipping? Surprisingly,

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no. Stoker's research was, well, it was thin,

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to be polite. He was sitting in the British Museum

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in the 1890s, and he found the name Dracula in

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a book by a British diplomat named William Wilkinson.

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The book just had a footnote. A single footnote

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that said Dracula meant devil in the Wallachian

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language. So Stoker just thought, cool name,

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I'll take it. Pretty much. His working title

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for the book was Count Wampire. Count Wampire?

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Can you imagine if he hadn't found that one footnote

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you'd all be dressing up as Count Wampire for

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Halloween? Stoker didn't know about the Order

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of the Dragon or the Night Attack or the Brother

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Radu. The historical connection is almost completely

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accidental. That's incredible. He took the name

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and he took the general location of Transylvania

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and he just made up the rest. That is wild. The

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most famous monster in all of literature is based

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on a footnote. But before we wrap up, you sent

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me a link to a scientific study from August 2023

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that absolutely blew my mind. Oh, yes. We have

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to talk about the tears. This is just fascinating.

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This is where modern science meets medieval history.

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A team of scientists from the University of Catania

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analyzed three letters written by Vlad from 1457

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and 1475. OK. They used a technique called mass

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spectrometry to basically harvest peptides and

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proteins from the surface of the paper residue

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left by his skin and sweat 500 years ago. So

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they extracted his biology from a piece of paper

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that is basically CSI, Transylvania. It is. And

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they found peptides that are associated with

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the retina and with tear fluid. But specifically,

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they found markers of a condition called hemolacria.

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Yeah, that means. It means he cried tears of

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blood. No way. You're kidding me. It's a real

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but very rare condition where blood mixes with

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tear fluid. It can be caused by infections, inflammation,

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or just extreme physical or emotional stress.

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So when Vlad wept, whether from rage or grief

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or the smoke of battle, it is chemically possible

00:29:58.769 --> 00:30:01.369
that. Red tears rolled down his face. That is

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the most metal fact I think I have ever heard.

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Yeah. The man who inspired Dracula literally

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cried blood. You cannot write fiction that good.

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It certainly adds a visceral biological layer

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to the legend, doesn't it? And it makes you wonder

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if people saw that back then and thought he was

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genuinely supernatural. How could you not? So

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bringing it all together, we have a hostage child,

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a vengeful prince, a mass murderer. By any modern

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standard. A defender of Christendom by medieval

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standards. And finally, a pop culture vampire

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icon is a messy, messy legacy. It's deeply complex.

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If you look at him through the lens of the Geneva

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Convention, he is a war criminal who committed

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genocide. There is no getting around the 20 ,000

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stakes. That is horror, pure and simple. Right.

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But if you look at him through the lens of a

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tiny country trying to survive against a massive

00:30:49.089 --> 00:30:52.839
invading empire. Well, then he's a tragic hero

00:30:52.839 --> 00:30:55.500
who did the unthinkable to preserve his nation's

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independence. He was a monster, but maybe he

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was the monster Wallachia needed at that specific

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moment in history. That is the central question,

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isn't it? And you have to remember the version

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of him we all know, the sadistic madman. That's

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the version his enemies paid to print. We view

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him through the lens of Saxon propaganda. That

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is a lot to process. The next time you see a

00:31:14.920 --> 00:31:17.180
plastic set of vampire teeth at a Halloween store.

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Just remember the 15th century geopolitics behind

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them. And maybe check if the person wearing them

00:31:24.549 --> 00:31:26.569
is crying blood. The terrifying thought to end

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on. So to you listening, think about the monsters

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in your history books. Ask yourself, who wrote

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the chapter? And what were they trying to sell

00:31:35.490 --> 00:31:37.410
you? Thanks for diving deep with us. We'll see

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you on the next one.
