You're a little quiet, but that might be because
of the gummy worms, so you take your time. The
gummy worm is gone. Let me see it again. Yeah,
you're good now. Okay, cool. I keep thinking
you're doing the one from Jimmy Neutron. That
was my first thought. Dude, I love that show.
654. Just so everyone knows. Thank you. So six
more minutes for Jimmy Neutron You know bowling
for soup wrote the theme song for Jimmy Neutron
really That's awesome. Okay. All right. All right.
All right. I am recording I'm gonna hit the button
now. Okay, it's turntails time. It's time to
turn you fuck is that sucks? I'll turn your tail.
Oh god. Yeah anyway Yeah, I've had everyone that
talked to me about this podcast Everyone calls
it turntables turntable. I accidentally called
it turntable Yeah, so turntable. Does it even
make sense? No, it's not even a little bit But
it's the only other word that makes like you
can relate to turntables is turntable So if your
brain just slips into turntables because that's
a normal That's wild. I've only heard Avi call
it that to be fair This yesterday my high school
english teacher loves it. What absolutely loves
it. He messaged me this morning and said that
he Uh, because I posted about episode three being
out and he responded and told me that he wasn't
caught up yet but he's really, really enjoyed
what he's heard so far and that we're doing a
really good job and that it has inspired him
to bring more role playing into his games. Amazing.
Yes. Wow. Very fun. On my last day in Vegas,
at the end of my five day bender, I was dead.
Dead. 10 hours of sleep the whole week. And I
was in a tattoo shop in Vegas getting like a
$20 tattoo. Was barely not throwing up and staying
awake huh and the artist right before he started
he looked at my D &D sword and he was like, oh
that's really cool Like I wish I had more time
to play so I just like listen to stuff instead.
Oh my god I have a request for you three Kyle
Garrison Audrey, can you point your mics? less
Yeah, the key thing for all of us is just remembering
that this is how we hear each other Yeah, and
talk to each other and I'm bad at it, too We
all got to learn is everyone it's more in character
for me to give people the side I while I'm talking
anyway I just don't look at people I'm talking
to so I just do this it makes it easier. There
was a couple playing moments that And I had where
I was like not looking at her cuz I was like
I don't want to see her face while I say this
I Even still do it to Sean if we're ever like
locked into like a roleplay moment. I won't fucking
look at him Right there at the table you guys
That's what this is saying is Mondays in the
morning and afternoon nobody's here, so I Would
like to start playing the game that would be
cool Oh shit, okay. It can change, right? Yeah.
Like at the beginning I was not who I am now.
Absolutely. Or Chris is not who he is now. Absolutely.
It's a fluid process. Hey there gamers, it's
Avi Santana. I play Piobe the goblin artificer
boy genius idiot savant Nothing's changed about
him Kyle. Nothing's changed about him. It will
Well, yeah, actually a lot he knows about paradoxes
now. Well, the thing is he's always knew always
knew about paradoxes. Well Which is in itself
a big in goblin culture. Yeah. Yeah, we all know
about them. Yeah, if you put a You know Schrodinger
Schrodinger's cat. Yeah, goblins did that Goblins
did that anyway think a human thought of that
no Goblins shoving cats in boxes and doing weird
shit with I've never heard of a pair of docks
is pretty strong. That's it. We'll try again
in six weeks. Our jokes per minute is so high
right now. Avi told me not to make jokes like
that, so I had to go one in. I hard glared at
Ed at Garrison. I said, you're going to have
to do better than that. The jokes, you got to
up the jokes, bud. Come on. Anyways, the sesh
question of the sesh. Damn it. No, you did good.
Thanks. You've got one wish. What is your character
wishing for? Some of you have already gotten
some wishes, so let's say that these are consequence
-free wishes. No rules. No hold barred. Say the
wish right now. No negatives. Just all good.
You technically get the least amount of time
to make this choice. Oh, shit. I have to come
up with mine. You do this every time. You're
like, oh, I have to answer the question. That
sucks. That stinks. You do this at work, too.
Yeah, no, I hate. Yeah, I hate going first. So
B .O .B. would wish for. Honestly, he would probably
wish for something like really ridiculous that
like Just wouldn't pan out the way he wanted
to even if it is like no consequences He would
just wish for everyone to be happy and for like
there to be nobody that wants to like hurt each
other That's changes the world a lot. Well, he's
literally he's like the you know the miss USA
miss USA Yeah, yeah, I wish for world peace like
like he legitimately just wants everyone to be
happy and To nobody who didn't need anything
or want anything. He just wants everyone to be
happy That's all he wants and that's probably
would be like a really boring existence as nobody
would like so people you're saying Avi people
should fight and kill each other No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no No, what are you saying? I'm
saying You know, you have to have troubles in
your life, of course. Okay, let's move on. Vane,
after thinking about it for a little bit, would
wish for vampires or vampirism itself, the curse,
to be eliminated forever? That sucks. You're
a vampire. Well, I know, I know. I'm a vampire.
Wait, what about Twilight? The curse is gone.
What about Twilight? The vampire lord sucks.
Every other vampire except for me sucks. I had
to turn... The only person I ever cared about
into a vampire, that sucks. So that's why I would
do that. Don't all vampires suck? Nice. Oh, shit!
That was the show deal. Hell yeah, man. That
was awesome. High five! Got him. Anyway, yeah,
so I would wish for... No vampires. And I see,
that would bite me in the ass. I would get eliminated
myself. Do you know you're doing all these vampire
puns? Sucks bite me in the ass. I Thought vampires
bit you in the neck. Are you gonna do an intro
to what an intro? I'm garrison. I play vain the
vampire hex blade warlock You like that delivery
You don't it felt like a question to me Holding
him at knife point. Yeah. Hi. I'm Audi. I play
captain keyless sharp swashbuckler rogue circle
of the sea druid and One wish instantly. Yeah
boat boat specifically Specifically nothing nothing
to agree just modest modest man of war probably
about a hundred guns 50 each broadside. Oh, that's
modest crew of a You need like four to eight
hundred people to how many levels or is that
some modest? How many levels is that? Four to
eight hundred my real question is there's a modest
man of war, but is there a modest mouse of war
ah good good good Yep, and would you float on?
It truly is your turn it is it is you keep talking,
so I don't really know What's going on here?
I'm just trying to make your answer It's really
good. It's really good. It was good. It was really
good. It was really good. Yeah I like it. How
many levels how many how many you know? I don't
know what like the Because I'm like big on like
cruise ships. I love cruises and you can have
like like seven if you're going massive boat,
right? How is a big boat? Typical man of war
is about three decks really three decks for a
hundred guys, okay? I've always thought yeah,
you could have like really big ships. How much
you think something like that actually cost too
much My name is Tim Swanson, and I play blink
The Air Genasi monk who is really just a lover
boy with a vengeance right now. Whoa. Lover boy.
With a vengeance. That's hard. He's already made
a couple of wishes. Spoilers if you didn't listen
in the last episode. But if it was like a consequence
free, probably to have his mommy back. Well,
we can find you a mommy blink yes Lover boy wants
his mommy Lover boy wants his mommy name of the
next episode his lover boy won his mommy verbally
with scales What I said preferably with scales
you want her to have scales? Hey, I'm telling
you people are into weird shite apparently scales
can only go in they don't do go so great coming
out What how do you know no man Chris has been
around? Tortoise in the hair for a reason Like
tortoise in the hair so who finished last Sucks
that's probably my least favorite conversation
up there for my top three It's my favorite least
favorite. How's that? This is why? My name is
Kyle. I play Chris Tovwix's the heron gun ranger
who's Getting close to his wits end with all
this stuff happening and I really wanted to say
the wish that Chris has plans to still make but
I can't That's what's tough about this question
is like what would your character wish for? I'm
not gonna tell you cuz like it doesn't change
whether or not there's consequences or not I
would wish for the same thing, but the card from
Doctor Who that shows the person whatever they
want to see. Oh, psychic paper. Psychic paper.
I want like. a hundred sheets of psychic paper
is what I want. It's almost like a leather sort
of like wallet type thing or like FBI sort of
and you just flip it over and it is a blank piece
of paper but whatever you want it to show the
person you're showing it to that's what it says
and they can see it like no problem so if you
want to come across as like captain of the quell
guard you just flip that blank piece of paper
over and you show it to somebody and they see
captain of the quell guard. That's a great Explanation,
I think I think that combined with whatever the
other person is like will will Respecting or
will help the situation the most it's a little
more automatic You don't have to put the brainpower
into what this should say exactly exactly It
shows them what they need to see in order to
buy what you're selling. I love Doctor Who I'm
Sean Major. I. Well, how do I perspective my
wish? You what you would as Sean? Yeah. Do I
wish in the real world? Sure. You could wish
in your world. Want to know, like, what's your
wish in the game? Yeah. What's your wish for
the? Yeah. What's your wish for us? What's your
wish for us or what would happen? You guys don't
want my wishes for you. What's your wish for
the game? Come on, don't be that DM. You want
what's good. But you want us to barely get there.
Yeah, true. I guess as a DM, if I had a wish,
oh, I would wish that Keyleth didn't throw that
fucking card in the river. That's so fair. Yeah.
Yeah. I wish we had that back. God, I miss it.
Real -world I'll be honest if it's a real -world
wish. I'm not gonna be fucking upstage by b.
Obie. So world peace I guess See it's not a bad
wish I wanted a grandfather clock, but I guess
I'll go for world peace Do I get credit for the
world peace? Who do you want credit for the world
peace this guy wish for world peace everyone?
I would fully expect to collapse my wish Audrey
you missed it was that you didn't throw the card
in the river Really? Can we edit it? What do
you mean? You wanna go back and not do it? Never
have done it? A couple episodes. I think... Don't
throw that in the water. We need to understand
that there's consequences to our actions. What?
And if you wanna undo those actions, there are
avenues to do that. When will they learn? When
will they learn? The actions have consequences!
What is that? I don't know, but I've heard it
before. It's the Sonic Kid. Yeah. Yeah, he's
raging out about people and Sonic. I don't know
the context. People and Sonic. And it's just
one of my favorite clips, because he's so young
and his voice is so high. And it's just, when
will it end? And I love him. I love him dearly.
That wasn't my real wish, though. That was just
to hurt your feelings. Well, you did it. So do
you feel good? No, I don't weird that he said
it when you're out of the room though, so No,
no, I really don't have a wish though because
I like I said what does Your big bad wish for
I'll say this that's easy If he had one very
simple wish that he knew would win everything
for him It would be that you five don't exist
That sucks whoa sucks for him correct. It's cool
for you. That's cool. Not gonna happen everyone.
Give me a charisma safe This was a trap as you
wished out of existence 20 is not enough you're
dead. Oh We're done shows over I want to pick
up let me ask you Audrey do you go back? Do you
go back to the glass stallion or do you? Stay
out for the night because I'm thinking we will
just cut to a long rest because You just got
back to the glass stallion. You guys made your
wishes, but I think we were all it was nighttime,
right? Yeah For the sake of moving things forward,
I will go back to the last stallion so we can
cut to a long rest. For the sake of moving things
forward, is there something else you'd rather
do? No, I probably would've just dicked around
until something shitty happened. Oh. Yeah, let's
skip that. Yeah. And we all level up. Nope. Good
effort, though. What did you do? What did you
do that made you - We leveled up one time, by
the way. We leveled up one time, arson. What?
Yeah. We really haven't played that much. I want
to do whatever it takes to level up this session.
We got, we got to kill 23 bores. Anybody for
leveling up this session? We can make it happen,
dude. I'm gonna go level speed run. Kill civilians
any percent here's the deal if we clip through
some walls. I know If you go to this stable and
crouch under this post for ten seconds, and then
you'd land on this exact spot It'll bounce you
up. There's actually a hidden chest. I know that
we could sell hidden chest You got a shovel.
I love a hidden chest. It's actually like like
top three favorite things in the world. Hidden
chest is definitely up there. So quick recap.
We are all long resting. The last thing we talked
about before anyone made any wishes or burnt
down any ships was that it is up to you to decide
what you want to do. Vance tried to point you
in a direction and then immediately admitted
that that was a mistake. And he is generally
a little scared about this current situation
because things seem to be on a tipping point.
He said, go do Blair, which maybe I don't want
to say because I don't want to push you any direction.
No, he said it right. Yeah. He said, go pay attention
to Gruzak. I think he's up to something. He's
been up to something before. Then he talked a
little longer and he was like, honestly, I shouldn't
have even said anything. Don't do something because
I told you to do it. Do it because you think
it's right. It's you guys in this situation for
a reason. So you guys need to make choices. I
think we're all pretty motivated for our own
things and are not going to be influenced by
Vance. I don't know. Very cool. So true. So true.
I think I think we're going to do what we're
going to do. OK, then he did say that Watley
probably knows a lot of things. If only we had
a ticket to get to him. Yeah, we'll get it back
to Bobby. We lost it. Guys, I'm sorry. No, don't
take credit for it. I didn't even know that was
a thing. Okay, so We're starting in separate
rooms for the sake of getting us all together
To talk unless there was something someone wants
to do in the morning But I was gonna say blink
would probably like wake up and bring everyone
like coffee and breakfast That's I try to get
everyone like to sit and figure out what the
plan for the day is. Okay, boy Good morning Nope.
Nope. Are you in a maid outfit under his clothes?
So would anyone not take blinks invitation to
all commune If you say no, they'll probably just
end up in your room by your bed, so I vomit projectile
vomit my coffee onto Good yeah, cool whose Mike
was it just hearing Yo mama's anyone know how's
your leg by the way my mom's leg she's it's getting
better. She's right Yeah, ankle. Yeah, that's
fucked up. I just hate that you're asking me.
How's your mother? Speaking of moms what no us
Okay, you were just adding on yeah, okay? I'm
going to stop this one what for why because it
we are 41 minutes into a recording and we haven't
played the game, okay? All right, we're all gathered
around Keela we have breakfast and coffee and
Someone refusing to get out of bed, but we are
able to do any discussions. We want to do for
the day We split up yesterday and we made some
wishes and choices last night that are Perfect
still in secret. So maybe it now might be the
time to talk about some things we did I don't
know take it away guys. What does the breakfast
look like exactly? Uh, it's porridge. Oh. Oh.
Porridge and toast. Okay. It's like you're trying
to poison us. Are you like bent out of shape
for the library thing when I made you touch the
book and shite? Or is this just your palette?
Well, I kind of gave all my money to you so I
had to scrape by with what I could get. Sounds
like a you problem. Why does it look like this?
Well, it's poor people food, B .O .B. The brief
taste I had was delicious, actually. I'm sorry
I vomited on you. Yeah, it's all right. I didn't
like those robes anyway. Okay, good. Don't know
what's gonna survive That intro earlier so just
for the audience blink made a joke about wearing
a maid outfit under his normal clothes I don't
want there to start being pictures of Blinkin'
maid outfits on the internet. However, if you
want to submit your pictures of Blinkin' a maid
outfit, please go ahead. $50 Your $50 yeah, I
hope so Don't have that kind of money by our
great lovely DM Sean fire my patrons like you
As someone give us $50 to give someone else $50
you can we draw a drawing Yeah, what's the point
of this to see blink in a dress? Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah, so biobie would just kind of play around
with the the porridge, sorry, I was gonna call
it slop, and he's gonna take a, like put a little
bit in his mouth and go, no, it needs everything.
What do goblins even normally eat? Not this.
B .O .B., I think I saw like half of a broken
bottle at the bottom of the stairs. Oh! Down
in the Tavern. I feel like that might be a wee
bit more up your alley. For him to eat? He's
gonna eat glass instead of porridge? What? He
might. He's not a don't. He's not a don't. He's
not a satyr, bro. Keela. Good luck, you know.
And he's gonna go to, and try to like sweep it
up real quick. Yo, we don't eat that. He's gonna
try to get down the stairs and see the problem
that he created. He's like, oh yeah. And then
he's just gonna slide down the rails. Nice He's
also a little bit slimy, you know, he doesn't
need to be slimy That's not a goblin and he's
gonna stoop up his his shards Mash him up real
good and then ride this escalator back up Sprinkle
them on his porch. Take a good bite. Oh Yeah,
that's that nice crunch. Oh, that's crunchy.
See I'm always looking out for you. Thank you.
It'll be like the most confused I've ever been.
What? I don't know, B .O .B. It's good for your
bones. I almost want to try it. You want to try
a little bit? Don't try it. Open your mouth.
I'm looking in to see if he's bleeding. He's
not. He's a fantastic creature. There are breeds
of camels that can just eat spined cactuses.
I know that. This is glass, dude. They're both
pointy. Not in the same way. You don't think
so? No. The spines will eventually deteriorate
and biodegrade. Glass will not. Have you seen
these motherfuckers just start chewing though?
Like it is spines in every direction and they're
like sandwich time. It's just not the same as
glass. It just doesn't affect. Like it won't
pierce them. They're too tough. Either way, B
.O .B. is a freak. Yeah, it's and so are those
camels just so confused. I'm just soaking the
texture of his skin is stronger than the Razor
sharp edge of glass it will dull the glass before
it'll pierce is a goblin I still want to like
almost eat it. I'm not going to don't please
don't is Whatever was that was the glass was
holding you get those flavors? How do you roll
me a d20 if it's a one? It's it was a piss bottle
sick. I just want to know if you like that's
a 24 VOV Okay, it's a that's a clean ten. You're
good. It's just beer then just beer ten the least
funny number Alright, I understand my allure
to people just in general But I do not understand
why you're all in my fucking room at this hour
I sort of had a long night so you guys either
need to say or do something of substance and
importance or I'm just gonna start hurting people
I got a good reason for being here or is it just
to bother me? Yeah, I think I want to party.
We're partying tonight, right? She sits up the
the the party with the W. I would Oh, yeah an
opportunity to talk to more people and learn
more things May if we're bringing you to a party.
There are some social things that I think we
should and biob I think this one goes for you,
too Yeah, this one definitely goes for you, too.
I think there are just some Social decorum type
of things that we should probably go over before
we take you in Public space is just sort of in
general. Are you gonna take us shopping shopping?
Should we get matching outfits? We're not gonna
get fucking matching outfits with ideas So we're
we're even going for the party. So did the paper
have anything on it? No, it didn't. That's sort
of part of the allure of it is it's like it's
like a treasure hunt, mate. It's going to be
sick. We have to sort of figure out a general
direction. I think we can probably start talking
to maybe some some people. I don't really know
the demographic that gets invited to these things.
Invitation costs quite a bit of money. So we
have an invitation. Right. That's what I'm saying.
But like. Because it cost me so much money, I'm
wondering if maybe it's more of like a highbrow
sort of party. And those are the kinds of people
we need to be talking to. I know that Vance probably
knows where it is, but he wouldn't fucking tell
us. And I know that Ardriel probably knows where
it is, and they wouldn't fucking tell us either.
Well, it has a W on it. Maybe it's West. Ooh,
I like that. Pretty sure. Hey, wait a second.
I go outside and I'm like, hey, birds. Yeah,
ravens. Show me where the undead party is. Guide
me to this place. You can ask the birds a question,
but only on a 18, 19, or 20 will I give you a
direct answer. Okay. And it has to be something
a bird can communicate with its body. Informed
fair That's crazy I Got a three do you want to
use any inspiration or I'll use it. I'll use
an inspiration for now. Okay. Yeah, yeah That's
a two okay wasn't meant to be yeah. Yeah, I'll
run back inside you see one of the birds go and
fly away I still don't know what they do Why
are they there? Okay? Maybe they're there should
be your friends mate. I tried to be friends with
them You scared them away. I did not do anything
like that. Who scared them away? Someone did.
You scared my birds away. Don't try to deny it.
I don't know anything about this guy. So like,
other than he throws wild parties. So I don't
even really know who to start talking to. That
might know where they are. I guess I could just
start talking to people. I wish - Vance would
just buck up and tell us. You don't think he
will? No, he straight up said he does not want
us engaging with this guy in any capacity. He
was like, no Vance. Vance wants us to do whatever
Otamel wants us to do. He has no choice. Will
you give me a Christmas save real quick? Spooky.
I can do this. Twenty three. Good. You're unaware
of anything. So. What do you mean? If I rolled
lower, would I be aware of anything? Maybe. What
the fuck? I... Brother, a save? If you roll high
on a save and nothing happens to you, it's probably
best. Why do you think there was a save there?
It's probably fine. Did you do anything that
might have triggered it? Oh shit, I know what
it was. You didn't do anything wrong. Wait, no,
I should be aware of that then. No, because...
You'd only be aware if something bad happened
to you. Oh, nothing bad happened. Okay. Thanks,
John. I got you, yeah. Oh, wait. I lied. Any
of you fuckers? Oh, you can do magic. Yeah, that's
the thing you can do. Vance did tell us to like
commit a crime to get Watley's attention, but
regular maybe crime. I don't know. Arson doesn't
get his attention. So if anybody else has any
other crime commit and ideas, the floor is open
for you. I don't think it's a crime, but then
I don't care. Might be okay on the crime stuff.
What about magic? Magic's a crime, right? No,
they told us at the gate that like Regular magic
whatever you just like can't hurt other people.
What if we try to summon Jeffrey again? I Think
that's a good idea I'll try why are we summoning?
Who's Jeffrey? Jeffrey's our best friend last
time we saw my Jeffrey someone showed up immediately
And shot him! And that was really sad. We showed
up and shot him? Uh, guess! But this way we can
learn if Geoffrey is replaceable and find out,
uh, what else we were trying to do. If it's a
crime! Punishable by, um... Alright mate, go
ahead! Oh wait, I don't know about that. No no
no, mate, you had, hey, that was such a great
idea. I really think that we as a group should
reward such a good idea. Yeah! And let you do
it, so go on. Jeffrey Jeffrey. Oh hold off. What
happened to the invitation that we had to the
party? It doesn't matter whether or not we have
an invitation if we don't know where the fucking
party is mate. Wait, we don't have an invitation?
I didn't say that. We just don't know where the
party is. We just don't know where the party
is. That's what Keyleth said. Invitation is just
a card if you don't know where the party is.
Yeah, it's just a card. Fair. True. So go on,
some of your skeletons. Alright, alright, it's
worth a try. Yobi, you wanna come with? Sure.
For old times sake. Yeah, you can't do it right
here. Like ground yeah, it'll come out of the
ground so I don't want to this I don't understand
It's not what are we staring on you're definitely
upstairs? I don't know player understand this
Gila keeps her room pretty dirty. I think there's
enough dirt up here You want to fucking say that
again mate You really stand by that that's that's
the hill you want to die on I? Don't know if
you'd kill me, but I mean oh I mean Is her room
dirty no, she's like barely ever in it her bed's
kind of a mess, but that's cuz she's still fucking
sitting in it Let's see what happens if you do
it here. Let's see what happens all right. I
Take out the whistle the nightcaller The nightcaller
hey you up Was that just X -Files? That's awesome.
What's the copyright law? Can I put the X -Files
music under that? What about the Skype calling
noise? I weirdly feel like we'd get sued by Skype
sooner than the X -Files. Skype is gone. Who'd
they get bought by? They're just gone. Zoom killed
them. Didn't know that yeah, all right shot him
out back and took him out back and shot him shot
him out back and took him Okay, what's supposed
to happen you want to summon a skeleton Jeffrey
Jeffrey Yeah, it should it should it should just
summon it undead, but let me make sure how does
that work when you're upstairs in the building
When you blow this whistle in darkness or under
the night sky it allows you to cast the anime
dead spell It's not night. We're in 10 feet of
you guys were not talking in the dark like psychopaths
The curtains were drawn and there's no sleep.
There's no light coming in. Okay, you make it
dark That's fair, but it wasn't you weren't having
a conversation in the dark Target can be affected
through up to 10 feet of soft earth or similar
material And if it is it takes one minute to
Claude's weight to the surface to serve you Once
the whistle has animated an undead creature,
it can't do something. You play your flute Nothing
happens. Everyone stands looking at each other
and then the camera cuts to a skeleton on an
escalator Fuck that's funny. So did you do it
or what? And it stands there with that familiar
billiard ball rattling sound, and it just sits
there kind of slack -jawed staring at you. I
recognize that familiar billiard ball sound.
It's Jeffrey! That is Jeffrey! That's Jeffrey.
That's Jeffrey. Hi, bud. Mate, you've got weird
taste. I'll give you that. You can just do that?
As long as he doesn't get killed instantly this
time, we should be good. He's our special alley
friend. Oh. He comes when we make him And he
can do whatever we want Why would you say that,
Avi? My friend, I have got to introduce you to
a brothel This is just getting sad He comes when
we make him Was the exact quote from Avi Donovan
Oh, I heard it I heard it We're clearly in a
mood today and I love it Episode title He comes
when we make him All right, I sort of that's
right look around oh Wow, it's it's really illegal
to have this Jeffrey a special alley friend here
surely no one higher up Would stop us and be
interested in what we're doing here Someone roll
me a d20 Am I making any what is happening? I
don't add anything to it. Just tell me this is
a crime Mean 13 necromancy is usually looked
down upon someone walks by Your door and stops
and does a double take and takes a few steps
back Looks at all of you in one room looks at
the skeleton and goes, huh? And then just keeps
going he's got weird taste Actually a few seconds
pass, and he comes back, and he goes what uh
what do you guys know what happened to the stairs?
Oh, I made them better You don't have to walk
anymore. I have to, like, run down these stairs.
That keeps you in shape. Just slide on the rail,
dude. Yeah, just slide on the rail. What are
you doing? Oh, OK. Yeah, it's more fun that way.
He walks away. You hear him, uh, as he falls
off the rail. It's more fun that way. I had more
fun. Yeah. So. Are alone in well you are all
in your room that is now very dark With your
skeleton is not working you told me to do this.
This is your fault Look if anybody else has any
ideas the floor is open before my back starting
to hurt from carrying this group You're the only
one laying down If we just have to commit a crime
keel isn't that like your thing Jeffrey what
I'm saying commit the crime Just kidding don't
do that please Jeffrey do it no no no we what
are we doing? Like what's the we are trying look?
Vance said If we wanted what Lee's attention,
then we just had to commit a crime, and I'm telling
you Objectively that arson is not a big enough
crime What's bigger than arson? I don't know
I just I mean like I could go shoot somebody
but that's a little fucked up. We did run away
though So ran away from what? Oh wait, we don't
want to get punished Can we just like maybe we
just have to magic it a little bit and it'll
tell us what to do Oh, that's a good idea. No,
I can we look at can we see it to see if there's
any like magic markings? That would tell us the
secret code I definitely looked it over a whole
lot, and there's not a secret code. But you're
not very magic. I was gonna say, Pequilla, you
don't know magic. Do you? Well, apparently you
guys don't either because nobody's out there
and doing some magic. There's a skeleton right
there. I just did that. That was me. I just think.
There's a skeleton right there. It says Vane
on the bottom of his foot like Andy. Like Andy?
That's really good. I just don't think that we
should waste any more time staring at the damn
thing. I did it plenty and I think that we just
either need to... talk to some people or... Well,
let's split up and let the magic people look
at the card and the rest of us commit crimes
or something. Yeah, we can have magic team and
not magic team. I, of course, will be on not
magic team. I don't know any magic. You'll be
good. Very magical, I think. I don't know. I
think very is a stretch. I don't know any magic.
Yeah. I and Keyla sort of like goes to like...
Pat her pockets. Yeah, let me let me just let
me look fine if you want to see it so bad I'll
grab it whatever thanks She goes to pattern pockets
and sort of like I don't Where'd it go? And I'm
even willing to roll for this too. She's she's
trying to be pretty convincing What happened
to it? Oh, I don't know I handed it to you. You
remember that? No, yeah, I handed it to you last
night. You did right? Yeah before we all split
up Oh, no, I handed it to you. I told you to
hold this. I don't even know what it looks like
I don't remember. Yes, you do. You were there
when we bought it, B .O .B. Oh, no, I do know
what it looks like. You know what it looks like?
It's it's white and it has the W on it and I
handed it to you for safekeeping. Oh, no. Where
is it, B .O .B.? I don't remember. B .O .B.,
you lost it. It's not in your pockets. Yes. I
don't have pockets. I have dugs. Oh, well, it's
probably in Doug's vent. Maybe check in Doug.
He was the worst person, by the way. Doug, can
I have the invitation, please? Doug just stares
at you. Doug? So you put in Doug and Doug lost
it? Doug shrugs at you. Doug, do you remember
putting... Doug's pretty binary. I think if...
Doug ever got it. He would still have it. Yeah,
he wouldn't do anything with it. I promise I
think this should probably make us reconsider
putting all of our gold inside of Doug to go
dog if you're holding any gold I think that we
should probably take it because you put the put
the invitation and then I was it I promise you
want it you want it knows and I'm crying Yeah,
all right suck it up. Don't computer Let's relax.
I feel bad because I lost your thing, and that
you really liked it. Well, you know what, P .O
.B., just be more careful with your things next
time. I'm really sorry, Keila. I don't know about
you. It's okay. Okay, pointing fingers aside,
we don't have an invitation anymore. It's fine.
Gruzaks are our only chance now. Any other leads?
I'll go on the street and commit a crime. We
don't have an invite. Well, just talk to the
guy directly. Be like, hey, we had one, this
guy lost it, vis -a -vis, party entry. What if
I can find it? What if I can make something that
would find it? That's not a bad idea, B .O .E.
Like, uh, something that finds things with, uh,
what's an identifying feature of this thing?
It was white, S -A -W, and, uh, uh, uh. And it
costs a lot of money. And it was this big? And
it was magic? Was it magic? I don't know. Eh,
may or may not be magic. It was magic. It would
have to be. The material it was made of, like,
would catch the light in a dark room. You know
what I'm saying? Yeah. Give me, give me an hour.
I can think of something. Huh? And B .O .B.'s
just gonna go to work furiously, trying to rack
his brain, come up with something that would
detect this thing, like a... metal detector,
but for But like with the identifies for in the
okay object. Okay, I'm just like a Level spell
than you have I see what you're saying though.
You want to create a magic device that'll do
that Yeah, um I'll tell you what each long rest
you get five changes Yeah, if you want to use
one of those five now to create a device. I'll
give you a Standard locate object range, which
I think is a thousand foot radius. Okay. Yeah,
if you want to use two of your points, I'll Cut
the city into like quarters. Basically, you'll
be feel so bad about this He's willing to blow
as many as he needs as fast as he can As many
as I tell you what you give me all five. I'll
make you a compass that goes straight to it He
will blow all five No, I have to make this right
I oh So Doug's gonna be a compass for the rest
of the day No, he's just making a compass. He's
just making it. He just can't change his form
for the rest of the day What's Doug's current
form a slightly smaller Doug? Yeah? So does no
suitcase indoor Doug? Yeah, you can't car. He
can't do he's indoor party So like Doug is still
good shaped, but he would be like five for something
and b .o .b would be inside of that and being
it'd be a little bit more our suit of armor versus
I like the man a thing just want to make sure
we can still bring Doug wherever we're going
ie party yes dressed up as he yes but he won't
be able to do his bigger forms any of those other
things he's still made of he's just pretty immovable
material and can punch yeah so I like it he's
gonna side note to Chris and just say Doesn't
seem to pissed up you'll be lost her card She
seems pretty pissed I Don't know roll insight
about it and see I Tried oh I know you did I
didn't make Audrey roll deception because you
seem pretty disappointed and I know I rolled
like a three Yeah, I rolled a five. Yeah, yeah
21 insight Insights pretty good 24 oh No, that's
my second 19 the session that is really cool
you watch all of your friends buy it But you
Chris you look at Keila, and you know that blinks
Probably right Wow, but you're allowed to have
your suspicion, but she is not giving herself
up. No never mind You'll be probably lost it
You don't even have to think that oh, no Yeah,
no if you don't want to if you don't think that's
something a change of mind that blink would have
you just still Suspicious, but he would believe
her right at this point so like she's like she
gave it to be OB and we lost it at the end of
the day yeah, it's like if you have someone with
really good insight in your party and They look
at the group, and they're like I can't tell if
that person was lying Scary enough information
for the fail to feel bad. You know what I'm saying.
Yeah, yeah, or it's like I rolled a I rolled
a 16 and I still failed exactly. I don't have
to trust this person But I also can't prove that
they are lying exactly My my gut is saying they're
telling the truth and that sucks because I trust
my gut and I don't want to trust this person
I didn't have just to be role. Yeah, I didn't
think you was except you feel bad about it Yeah,
except it has face value wasn't gonna argue it
so it'll take the same time that changing forms
does which is I think Around just like six seconds.
Yeah, I don't say anything about the kilo thing.
Yeah Cool. Yeah, keep it to yourself. I keep
it to myself. I figured you would. If anyone
were to catch on, it would be you and you would
keep it to yourself. B .O .B. will rummage through
his bag and he's going to start putting things
together. Rocks, screws, a fork, some crayons.
And it just starts to materialize in his hands
as just as benign sort of looking pocket watch.
Right. And when he opens it, it's just, you know,
the hands of a clock and as It starts to take
a take in starts to move backwards and forwards
and backwards and then starts just moving and
the two hands point to one direction Did the
two hands use this center to form an arrow or
did they point in the direction? You should go.
Yeah, they both just kind of meet in one point.
I got you're almost like that's actually a cool
visual to think of one going like counterclockwise
the other one going clockwise until they stop
at the same point that is cool. Oh, I think I
know the general direction cool We're still gonna
have to figure out what to do once we have the
card, but I think you guys will solve it. Added
on to that, yeah, I wanted to say that to Blink,
I wanted to be like, I'm of mind to talk to this
Gruzak too. In some ways, he reminds me of my
father figure in the worst ways possible. I would
like to discover what his plans are and what
else he's up to. That's what I was gonna say.
That's what I say tequila. I like like in that
SpongeBob clip where you mouth this is a load
of barnacles. Do you think that's possible without
Jon Hamm though? I think we need yeah, we need
a B .O .B.'s magic item for sure. I can still
Jon Hamm. Yeah, Jon Hamm is a separate thing.
I think if we... Yeah, but Vane's talking about
like us going and investigating. I'm talking
about all of us. We can find some way to be a
plus one, say a retinue of servants perhaps.
We've seen this one before. Should we prioritize
this over the party then? I mean, we seem to
be going nowhere with the party. Well, let's
find the invitation first. I think I think I
know what the general direction of it is so Is
your compass done? Yeah, I can go get it now.
Let's see it. Where is it? Where is it? Where's
what the the thing we're looking for. I just
show I'm like oh simple very basic pocket watch
just one with a and and what is it does it look
solid and clean like Doug does or does it look
like a Soup can cut in half welded with a hinge.
It's surprisingly nice and clean Okay, just constructed
a pocket watch out of nothing. I'm like looking
at this thing like Okay, so point in the direction.
We should go. Oh, it's already pointing You see
the the big hand is on six and the little hand
is at six bill We got to watch can you translate
not compass to like something like this? Well,
it's pointing that way. Let's go How about you
just start walking and okay, we'll follow you.
Okay, and then up you'll be just starts walking
sliding down the escalator and taking right behind
him We all he is gonna hop into his Hope iron
dug iron dug and gets comfy. He's like, oh, this
is a interesting fit Okay, and uh is gonna just
march all the way down to the last known location
The docks as we get to the docks Turn left in
three The docks are not the answer it's going
to pull you towards the South side of town. Well
while we're walking and following Bo the well,
I mean we could get this invitation maybe talk
around town and figure it out, but as vein was
saying like Maybe we go to Gruzaks tonight for
dinner and I mean if we could commit a crime
with him and figure out his plan That's two birds
one ham I kind of like that Run by me again.
You want to go to that ugly fucker's house For
dinner mate. He'll just eat you for dinner. He's
pretty chill with us. Yeah, they got an invite
Yeah. He was surprisingly kind of nice. I'm kind
of confused as to why I'm not supposed to talk
to him. I would say personal experience. Gruzak,
maybe. And I don't know. Maybe maybe this is
something that you all get to go do as a class.
Gruzak and I don't necessarily. How do you put
it? See eye to eye if you will like not even
the missing one, but like a real one. Yeah, I
saw it I saw your hand I appreciate your concern,
but I personally don't think that showing up
to his house is in my best interest. Have you
met Kruzak? I've met a Kruzak. We did have quite
a few interactions at the auction First one great.
I got to throw a punch this guy is sick After
that though, who do you throw punch vein? I throw
punched vein. Yeah, you were pretty keen on this
party Gruzak is not the party. There's a dinner
party and then there's a Watley party and I don't
even think it's a dinner party I think he just
invited you to his house for dinner. So it's
like personal one -on -one Well Kila, let us
give you a makeover and then we could disguise
you Yeah, we're already gonna be disguised. Why
don't you wear the ring Jeffrey? Why don't you
wear the circlet of perfect human because I am
perfect already Maybe you'd have an eye with
it What am I rolling here Does a 25 hit you no,
it does yeah AC 17 yeah 25 hits you She hits
you hard too You take eight damage No, I clock
you across the jaw yeah, you take eight damage,
and you get knocked back five feet I look at
keel and I go use your words Kayla No, I think
that that communicated what I needed it to pretty
effectively pretty immature I Didn't say whether
it was mature or not. I said it was effective
So it doesn't fucking matter as you're standing
downstairs in the glass stallion Having this
last bit of conversation or maybe this is upstairs
before you go down. I think we're walking actively
Are you yeah? Yeah, not so cool. We're having
this conversation while we're sliding down the
escalator You're going out the escalator. I'll
be you roll me a D6 and tell me what you get.
There's three options. I have for this business
card Before okay turn it up Sean just did a little
jig on a four That will be option two. You are
walking along and it wants you to cross the river
to the west side of town. Oh, so you can cross
a bridge. I'm not saying this because there's
a challenge to cross the bridge, but this is
the first like, oh, we're not just walking through
alleys anymore. It is saying go from this side
of town to the other. At some point, I think
you'll be just going to start thinking, I don't
I don't remember going over this way. You cross
the river. I'm gonna nudge kill and say yeah,
where are we going? The wrong way, I think I
promise this it works. I mean sure it works I
think all right you Find yourself following the
compass and as you cross the bridge you See that
it points backwards towards the other side Think
I think we passed it bill be are you sure your
things not broken? I don't think that this is
where you lost it No, hold on and I'm just take
I'm gonna walk backwards cool So you're gonna
stare at it this time just completely eyes locked
on and as you take a few steps backwards You
find that over the middle of the bridge it switches
and keeps pointing left and right. Oh DC And
I'm going to show him as I move, it moves with
me. I look over the edge of the bridge into the
water. It's a fast moving river that looks very
deep. I can swim. Can you? Yeah. Are you certain?
Yeah, I can swim. I promise. I'll just go get
it. I pick B .O .B. up under the arms. Up, up,
up, up! No! No! We're at Kayla. Put the goblin
down. No, I need to go get it. My dimension.
Two of us can breathe underwater. See what happens
when we use more than four brain cells? Blink
or I should go instead of the gremlin. Sorry,
the goblin. You want to go swimming I'll go swimming
if it means no no kilo put it down. All right
fine You guys are not fun at all. I put B will
be down on the bridge seat. They're keeping you
from having fun They're just haters There's some
other city goers that are walking by you and
this is a pretty wide bridge and you think it's
give you some strange looks as you Dangle this
goblin But they all just kind of whisper to themselves
and keep going. How far is it from the bridge
to the water? Not very far. It's probably like
a 10 foot drop. How deep is the water? Deep.
You could dive into this water and it would take
you a round to swim to the bottom. B .O .B. is
that thing waterproof? Duck? The compass thing.
Oh, yeah. Should be. I mean, can I just borrow
it and I'll go look for it? Sure. Thank you for.
Helping me. Oh, he's BoB. Have fun swimming mate.
I'm gonna He's gonna do better than BoB. I'm
gonna jump off the bridge flipping off Keela
and then turn it into a dive That's cool. Do
the middle fingers come together above your head?
See he's getting more interested by the minute
you hit the water it is painfully cold That shock
subsides you open your eyes, and it's not the
cleanest water But as you look at the device
in your hand it is pointing straight down below
you I Just I just follow it cool. You spend your
whole movement that round going 30 feet underwater
um and the deeper you get the harder it is to
see it 30 feet under the water you start to lose
a little bit of that natural light However, you
can give me a perception check as you move down
here. That's a fucking deep river, bro Like yep,
well it's huge 19. It's more than 30 feet parts
of the Colorado River are less than 10 feet deep
Yeah, so you know I know that's huge you Swim
to the bottom and even though it's dark you manage
to follow this compass and just as you lose visual
on the actual compass itself because the light
is fading you're able to look past it and see
almost a illuminated Small white light down at
the bottom It's probably like five feet away
from you through the Merc. Yeah, can I grab it?
Yeah, you swim down and as you reach out for
it you grab it but feel it is a Slightly wedged
it doesn't want to move you How do I say this
you can take it no check needed but when you
do let's do another perception check Your passives
decent too, right? Yeah, my passives 13 that
was 14 though 14 you managed to grab this card
get a firm grip on it and pull it out and as
you remove it You feel the water rush past it
down into the crack that it was wedged into as
if the water is now Flowing somewhere again How
big is that crack? The part where the cart was
wedged was only slightly thicker than the card
or thinner than the card itself It just barely
got in but once you removed it and you see that
water start to rush in The crack itself is not
big enough for you to fit through you couldn't
even put your hand in there There are parts of
the crack that go up to the wall on the sides
as you swim over. Is it like loose rock? Mmm.
No, it's concrete. They seem to have paved the
bottom of this river It's a man -made river through
the city. I was actually about to ask is this
a man -made river Yep, they diverted a river
through the city. That's cool. I play some dynamite
How long do you think he has to be down there
before we assume that he's drowned and we just
walk away BoB starts to like kind of move to
the ledge and I'm like I'm trying to get worried
that he's I'm not finding it. I could throw you
in after him if you'd like. Do not go in the
river. What if he's in danger? Then I don't want
you and him to be in danger together. Then we'd
be together. But you could save him. We could
save each other. I could just, I could give you
a jump start too. I don't know. If I throw you
over the rail with enough force, it would probably
actually get you down to him pretty quick. That's
true. That is how force works. Yep. Wow, Keela,
you're really smart. Yeah, I am. You wanna, you
wanna go for a swim? I advise against it. Do
you wanna come with me? I don't think you should
go in, B .O .B. I think Blake will be back any
second now. I'm gonna get this, uh... What's
a round of combat again? Six seconds. Six seconds.
I'm gonna give him another six seconds. One...
Uh, Blink, do you have any tools to further this
investigation? Okay, count. I almost did something
really stupid and then I thought about it. What
was it? I was... I have Shocking Grasp as a cantrip
and I was gonna try to blast it and then I realized...
It's a lightning! Yeah, that would be... That
would be bad. So, Blink, like he like raises
his hands almost to blast it and then he's like...
He just kind of shrugs it off cool takes the
card and goes up cool You surface and around
bummer Can I hop on the magic carpet? Yeah there
I was like technically the walls are high I wonder
if we're gonna discuss that but yeah, you are
able to call to the magic carpet. What was the
word? Do we remember? Uppies. Uppies. And it
flies down, scoops you up. And it flies you back
up into where the gang is on the bridge. And
you see Blink with the card in hand. You found
it! Here, B .O .B. I don't think you'd lose it
again. I think because B .O .B. lost it the first
time, you should probably give it to me just
for safekeeping. B .O .B., it doesn't happen
twice. No, Keela's right. Do you want to risk
it happening again? Ten punching the table. Let's
give it to Vayne. I trust Vayne. It's my card.
I paid for it. Keela had it and then didn't have
it. B .O .B. had it and then didn't have it.
What do you mean I didn't have it? B .O .B. was
the one holding it. And since when do you give
your stuff away? You had it at one point, did
you not? B .O .B. and I went and bought it together.
But was it all in your possession? I'm pretty
sure B .O .B. had it. From the beginning yeah
Really cuz early earlier. You said you gave it
to him for safekeeping and you looked in your
pockets For it they'll be give me the card Wait
wait, but this is an undead party Maybe if we
do give it to pain something would happen bill
be give me the card no no she's right. I lost
it I made the mistake Hila here you go Thank
you, B .O .B. I hope we've learned a lesson from
this situation. Do you have anything else that
you want me to hold on to that you're worried
about maybe losing now that we know that you
have a predisposition to losing things? Whoever
Keela gives the card to next, I will give 150
gold. I have it. 150 gold, please. Next person
after you, Eson. After Keela to have it. I wasn't
listening. That's what I want to know. Just so
I know, if it gets lost again, I want to know
whose fault it is. Cool. Well, she tucks it into
her pocket, which that also means I will give
you 150 gold for a card right now Keila Keila
Because you will have given it to me and I will
know who has it and I will give you a hundred
I hand it to him for 150 gold I take the car
cool. Give me 150 gold. You got it. It's yours.
I now have Zero gold. Yeah, you know for a fact
that card is worth more Yeah, but I was willing
to throw it in the fucking water. So and I what?
No Also doing that confirms to me what happened
yeah, because I can see the river Leads yeah,
it's flowing from where you were where we were
and also I didn't pay for it in the first place
So it really does not matter to me who paid for
it be obi did Akila I actually do have something
that I want you to hold because I am I'm bad
at yeah, what is it you'll be? My best friend
a hoarder gave me this as biobia takes off a
it's a necklace right? It's an amulet. Yeah,
that's a yeah He's gonna show you like this amulet.
What that's a little like oh me. It's just like
a very simple Silver amulet with like a blue
stone in the middle. I don't know you were blinked
up B. Obie. Oh Fuck yeah, dude. Well, I dab them
up. Thanks. I Look I hold your hand. Oh That's
shiny B. Obie dab has ended harder. How much
is it worth? What do you know how much it's worth?
No harder just gave it to me and said that it's
it's I can have it and it's a gift and I Want
you to hold on to it because it means a lot to
me So just in case I lose it. Yeah. All right.
She tucks that in her pocket, too Can I see if
it's magic and the quick moment that he hands
it over how just like? Investigate Arcana check
my eyes. Give me an arcana just glancing at it
I'm gonna say disadvantage because you're just
getting a glance as she puts in her pocket Well,
that was in that 20, but it was a 14. Okay 14
total. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's probably a magic
item It's in my pocket now. Bane's just like,
all right, whatever. He can do whatever he wants,
I guess. All right, you've got it. Magic people,
look at this card. You wanted to do it so bad.
But, but, but, but, but, Keela, can you just
promise that you'll take good care of it? Yeah,
I'll take care of it, B .O .B. I'm not gonna
go losing it like you did with my stuff. Oh my
god, you suck. I hate Keela. And then B .O .B.
will kind of recoil into his suit. So there's
no need to go pouting about it. It creates a
fake scenario to publicly shame your friend.
Friend's a really loose term. That's true. I
am sorry, Keela. And I forgive you, B .O .B.
because I'm benevolent like that. Thank you.
Why would we ever entrust... Why did you ever
entrust B .O .B. with it in the first place?
That's a horrible thing for you to say, Vane.
What do you mean? You're telling me you don't
trust B .O .B.? You wouldn't give him anything?
Fuck you. You suck. Keela, I've never seen you
giving anything to anyone ever. Well, be OB is
the one who bought it this train moves so fast.
I don't know how to stop it Every time Kila goes
on these rants. I don't know how to stop it You
can't she doesn't want you to know it's so wrong
That's what that 20 charisma is super charming.
It's just once she starts talking you just can't
Really there is no and and bill I just I just
don't know how to bridge the gap Right here.
I just want to say to biobi biobi. You don't
know how wrong this is right now. No, you have
no idea Tell you get that genie out. I want to
make a wish All right, Chris, now that you've
got the card, do you want to hand it to one of
these magical fuckers? No! And I, like, zip -tie
it to my body. What was even the point of getting
the fucking card? I thought we wanted the magic
users to mess around with it. I just wanted knowledge.
That's all I... I just wanted to know. So now
we're back to the crime avenue. Now I do. I've
got money to pick up. What are we doing? You
guys don't want to seem to do anything. B .O
.B., should we go talk to Gruzak? That's a fucking
bad idea. Well, where are your ideas? I don't
know. I could go set another ship on fire. Maybe
another ship. It was Keela's idea. Maybe two
in a 24 -hour period will do the trick. You guys
set a ship on fire? Well, Chris was there. One
of the guys passing by looks at you guys. And
I say to the guy, yeah, we did it. And I look
over at Blink, and I'm like, because I'm starting
to think we're not getting anywhere because no
one knows we did it. That was us. The guys like
are turning to look at you as they continue with
their day But but they're they're just normal
dudes. They're not guards. So they're gonna ship
were there people on it Not after we were done
with it At least one. Keela, I expect this from,
but Chris, you? If it makes you feel any better,
Chris was pretty much useless the whole time.
And I'm proud of being useless in that situation
because I did not know what was happening. Everything
happened too fast, bro. Look, my intention was
not initially to set the ship on fire. It just
sort of happened that way. The amount of times
that things have happened that haven't lined
up with your intentions is too many to count.
I'm pretty sure it's just the one. Okay, well,
I don't think we need to be murdering any more
people After you after you say that blink you
look down the bridge and the direction one of
the the people Staring at you walked off you
see them talking to a guard and pointing at you
guys right as you shout that and the guard Well
Chris you wanted to it to be known look now.
They're coming for you, but I run up to the garden
I say there's where's the magic detective. It
was me and what was what did you do? We burn
the ship We did the sweet me oh and those four
over there we all Be ob just waves me and that
me and the girl me and the pirate were the legs
But the other three were the guy in the chair.
He says if that's an official confession He hands
you manacles, and he says strap him on we'll
go to the keep I take him and I throw him in
the river And I say bring me to the detective
he watches them fly and hit the water he goes
It's not really how things work if you're confessing
to a crime. All right. Give me another pair of
manacles He stares as they hit the water and
he looks at you and he's like it's my first day
I Don't know what you're doing. I say I say I'm
sorry. I know that's a lot. I know I'm sorry
I apologize you didn't deserve that This would
be really good for my career if I could you know,
bring you guys in you're right. You're right
Let's let's go over and let's let's go get that
I look at the other three and I look at Chris
and I look back at the other three I'm gonna
let you all know right now that I'm not fucking
going to jail and However, that looks for the
rest of you. Just be aware that I'm warning you
now that whatever that motherfucker just said
I'm not getting wrapped up in that shit Well,
it's just you two that did it. We're not gonna
get in trouble. I've actually been to jail. It's
really nice Chris is confessing to his crimes
Kila and maybe it's time that you paid your dues.
I didn't Do anything I want to lead the guard
over to us to say like we are going to confess
But I want him to lead the way and I I want to
do something bad Okay, give me a persuasion check
to get him to join you with your friends How
many checks am I gonna have to make here? Is
this the only one you're gonna make me do? This
is the only one to get him to your friend. If
you want to... Okay. Steal something off of him?
No, no. That's not what I'm trying to do here.
Persuasion? Nat 20. Nice! John Hamm! John Hamm.
This guy thinks it'll make his career, so he's
like, uh, yeah. Lead the way, and he... Runs
over to another garden. You see him shout something
real quick. You see the other guard hand over
two pairs of manacles He grabs him any he runs
ahead of you and he starts approaching you for
all right. I This is gonna suck, but this is
hey you burn a ship, so I'm doing this I'm gonna
cast hail of thorns nice on this guard no, and
I'm going to gag him He's our special alley friend.
Oh, he comes when we make them do whatever we
want