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What is your guy's favorite ballpark food? Reeve,

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I'll let you go first since you're the new guy.

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Thanks. Thanks. Um, everybody loves the dog.

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No problem. But there's just something a little

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special about the ballpark jalapenos that go

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onto that plastic cheese and the stale chips

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that are fantastic. They stick with you. They

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stick with you to the next day. However, at the

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moment, at the moment at the ballpark. Those

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jalapenos on the nachos are delicious. There

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is something special about them. But for me,

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it's usually on the way out. My favorite in any

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loyal listener knows my favorite is the steamed

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dog. And if you haven't been listening, you need

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to go back to season one and check out our expose

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on the steamed dog. That is my favorite. And

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I think that goes without saying. You're listening

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to the litter box a Detroit Tigers podcast with

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your hosts Chet West and Bill Patterson To the

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Detroit Tigers litter box I'm your co -host Billy

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P from the D with Chet West and our special esteemed

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guest RB Seeger and we've got a treat for you

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listeners today we are gonna do in honor of March

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Madness a ballpark food bracket and we will anoint

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a winner today Reeve, we really appreciate you

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coming in and being the decisive third vote on

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this. And we'll also share some tiger news. I

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have a Drew Anderson sighting. That's two quality

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representations he's made in Lakeland. What do

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you guys think? $100 million. I think it's a

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deal. Maybe, maybe Scott Harrison company was

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on to something scouring the Korean Super League

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finding one Drew Anderson. Guys that are probably

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not going to make the team, boy Parker Meadows

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is really struggling at the plate right now.

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And Wensil Perez, anytime you want to start picking

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up the bat and hitting, it'd be great. Guys that

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are going to make the team but really need to

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start hitting, looking at you Riley Green, looking

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at you Spencer Torkelson and I just haven't gotten

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on the Colt Keith train yet, but I'm being told

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by my co -hosts that I need to be just a little

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more patient. Simmer down. You know what the

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problem with Wensil is? Wensil's biggest issue

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is he's got some competition in the outfield

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right now from the likes of Trey Cruz. The other

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side of that, and Corey Jolks, for that matter,

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is batting 462 in spring. The other side of that,

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though, is the fact that he plays centerfield

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and we don't have centerfielders right now for

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the most part. Parker Meadows, as you said. Flailing

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don't see him making the team match Clark can't

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seem to catch a ball and he's batting 125 Good

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chain game, but the rest of it's kind of falling

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apart So when seal might be like making the team

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by default at this point could be could be Couple

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of guys that I want to highlight and this one

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goes out to you reef in honor of our last episode

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Jake Rogers or is we're gonna call him this year

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Jake the stash He the cover off the ball So it's

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good that we've got you know, two solid catchers

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between he and Dingler if anything I still think

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there could be some trade bait the Tigers are

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very deep at the catcher position and maybe one

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of the young guys gets moved and I know I'm way

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premature on this and my co -host is gonna Shake

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his head for those that you know, they're just

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trying to envision what we look like as we discuss

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this Chase Young is hitting do we have a third

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baseman? This is exciting and I know I need to

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temper that you got to pump the brakes there

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I think Colt Keith is probably gonna be your

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third break third baseman to break Spring there

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is a gentleman that you've noted here in your

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notes by the name of a one John Peck my fear

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is that one John Peck, who seems to be getting

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a lot of ink from the Tigers beat writers these

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days, somehow is the opening day shortstop and

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blocks McGonagall from opening day. That's a

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problem. That's a problem. We need a nickname

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for McGonagall. I've been trying to figure that

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one out. I've been driving around like, listening

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to shows and stuff and everybody's McGonagall,

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McGonagall. We got to figure something out like

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K -Mac or something. I don't know. Yeah, but

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that's too... I don't know, we'll figure that

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out. But I think he deserves to be on the roster

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day one. Agreed. Period, period. Agreed. I think

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everybody's circling the wagons on this thought.

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He probably will be on the roster day one at

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this point if he keeps hitting the way he has

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he scorched another couple balls in the game

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yesterday. I didn't produce anything out of it,

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but hit him hard. And I think you're probably

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looking at Zach McKinstry is about the only threat

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he has at shortstop right now. And Zach's been

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ZMAX had a good so you have K Mac and ZMAX and

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you have the do ZMAX more utility he can play

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I know you can play everywhere So he's gonna

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make the team regardless, but I could see him

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breaking with him. Can we bring Tracy McGrady?

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back from the NBA. So we have T -Mac, T -Mac,

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T -Mac, K -Mac. Let's cover all the Macs. That's

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what I'm saying is very generic nicknames. So

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maybe Iggle or something like that. I don't know.

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I have no idea which way to go. Giggles. Yeah.

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Giggles. Do you think he's got a good sense of

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humor? I don't know. I don't know. He won't if

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John Peck blocks him. All right. With that, let's

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get into our regions for food. Gentlemen, you

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have the notes in front of you. How we're gonna

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do this is it's gonna be one versus four, two

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versus three. We're gonna do this as the NCAA

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does without all the convoluted rules about who

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the number one overall seed is and all that.

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Midwest region, we've got. The steamed naked

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hot dog, Chet's favorite, is the one seed. The

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two seed is barbecue from the ballpark. It can

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be any type of barbecue. It can be a McRib -ish

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sandwich. It can be pulled pork. It can be brisket.

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The number three, Cracker Jack, the classic.

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The number four, lemon ice. That is your Midwest

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region, gentlemen. And why don't we do that before

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we get into the other region on the Midwest region?

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All right. OK, one hot dog, one versus four.

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This seems like a Duke versus Stoney versus Furman

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or something. Yeah, I don't even know. This seems

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like the lines opened at thirty two and a half.

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You got the steamed naked dog, which you know

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I have an affinity for against a lemon ice. I

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don't know how lemon ice even got in the tournament.

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Can we save time and just put the dog right to

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the... The dog blew him up by 40. The dog goes

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all the way. The dog was playing its bench players

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in the last half. Okay, even had some, yeah,

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pounding the floor like the Duke point guards,

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you know, okay. Anyway, barbecue versus Cracker

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Jack. And I've got some thoughts on this. My

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vote is for Cracker Jack because though barbecue

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is a delicious food, the place not to get it

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is the ballpark. It is smoked previously, then

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transported to the ballpark and sits under a

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heat lamp for nine innings or seven innings.

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It is dry. It typically requires copious amounts

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of sauce to get it to go down. And I like my

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barbecue plain kind of like Chet likes his dog.

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And then either rub or something, maybe a dry

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rubber. Yeah, I just don't feel like if you need

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to sauce it. I just feel like the barbecue at

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the ballpark is pre -processed or something.

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They're stamping it out. They're stamping the

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meat out like a McRib or what, you know, and

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not doing nearly as good a job as McDonald's

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with the McRib. You can rub your barbecue at

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the street fair. That's fine. Can you? That's

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fine. I had no idea. It does not have to be at

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the ballpark though. I agree. It's not a question

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now. Now even cracker Jack. Hey guys, you can

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rub your barbecue at the street fair. Feel free.

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At any rate, the barbecue at the ballpark, you

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know, that's like a pre -processed deal. I like

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it to taste like somebody cut it off the cow

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10 minutes ago. Exactly. And threw it on the

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grill. I don't want something that's been sitting

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around in a mold for days. Cracker Jack very

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good. Yeah. And I don't I don't know that. But

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you ever have the Chicago mix? It's way better.

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Cheese and the caramel corn. It's way better.

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Really, really good. That didn't make the tournament

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this year. Well, because it's a Chicago specialty.

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And though I'm based there, I tried to keep this

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national, but great shout out. They got bounced

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out of their conference tournament. You know

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what? The only Mariano's has a great mix. The

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Chicago mix. Yeah. Or you can do nuts on Clark

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or you can do Garrett's. Yeah. Any of those.

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Chet, next time you fly in and out of O 'Hare,

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do yourself a favor and grab a bag. Okay. You'll

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really enjoy it. That's great. Your hands will

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be colored. I'm sure I've had it at some point

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in time. You know Cheeto or Dorito Orange? Yeah.

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Your hands will look like that. So, steamed hot

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dog naked gets out of the Midwest region. No

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surprises. Think cracker Jack gets out of the

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Midwest. There's no way it's losing to the stamped

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barbecue or whatever done Let's go over to the

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east gentlemen in the one seed We've got the

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pizza slice either with pepperoni sausage or

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just plain cheese number two the super pretzel

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something that you can almost find Exclusively

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either at the ballpark or in your frozen food

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aisle at your local grocery store Three, the

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red licorice rope. I always feel bad for the

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vendors that are carrying this in the cotton

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candy. Because they're heavy. They're very heavy

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and they can't get rid of them to save their

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life. No, I think they pick up like 20 of these

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at the beginning of the season and still have

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them until 4th of July. They're probably all

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dried out. And then this one is just plain generic

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popcorn in the four seats. So you've got pizza

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slice in the one, super pretzel two, red licorice

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rope three and four is popcorn. One versus four,

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gentlemen. What do we have? I'm going with pizza

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slice. I'm not a popcorn fan period. You're going

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pizza over popcorn. Yeah, I'm going pizza slice

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and we're talking ballpark here. Yeah. I feel

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like I got to get lunch at the ballpark and I

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don't want the steam dog because usually that's

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an appetizer and or dessert for me. I'll go with

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a pizza slice for my main course. OK, OK. Reef,

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you're you're leading popcorn here, aren't you?

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I am it depends on the pizza. Like what are we

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talking about? You're right It's fine. There's

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a huge I think popcorn is universally better

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than You roll the dice on a bad piece of pizza.

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I do survey the rotisserie container the pizzas

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in I do make sure that it's in there. It looks

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good before I order it. I kind of like it when

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the grease floats on top of the pepperoni or

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the cheese a little bit. I know then that they've

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really... Yeah, but it really depends on the

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crust. Like anybody can put a loaf of bread out

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there and put sauce and cheese on it. That's

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true. It's not that good. It's not that good.

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No, I get your point, but I'm still going pizza

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slice over popcorn. I am going to reef your argument.

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compelled me and I'm going to be the winning

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vote on this. We've got our first upset. Popcorn

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takes down pizza. Yes, there's too much volatility

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in the pizza market. Yeah, yeah. I just threw

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my bracket away. I just threw my bracket away.

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I pizza slice going a long ways here. All right,

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boys. Super pretzel versus red licorice rope.

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Do they even need to play the game? No. The super

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pretzel with a beer is probably one of the more

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underrated combinations at the ballpark. And

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you take a little mustard and dunk it in there.

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Delicious. Yeah, it has to have the dipping sauce

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It really doesn't matter what it is mustard is

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good, but you have to have the right amount of

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salt You don't want to go dry You don't want

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to go too dry on a super pretzel because that

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can start you could choke I mean you'll lose

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also if you're drinking a beer and you're you

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stop drinking the beer and you just go pretzel

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I've done it before it gets too dry and you can

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barely swallow I've near Heimlich in section

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134 a game once Can I say one of the things this

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is a food the super pretzel that's enhanced at

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the ballpark because for some reason when you

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make them at home you have to use a spray bottle

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to like get the pretzel wet and then put the

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salt on and it seems like they take care of that

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beautifully at the ballpark and so Again, super

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pretzel through super pretzel versus popcorn

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guys. What do we have? I'm going super pretzel.

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Well, we didn't do the hang on you're jumping

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ahead in the we got to wait and go got it. Yeah,

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you're right. We've got steamed hot dog against

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Cracker Jack in the Midwest region in the east.

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We have super pretzel against popcorn. Everybody

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keeping score at home. All right. Mark your brackets

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accordingly. We're going down south. This is

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sausage. So think either bratwurst or polish

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basically outside of a steamed hot dog on a bun.

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That's your one seed. Number two is chicken tenders

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deep fried with fries. Three is any type of vegan

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meat that the ballpark has and four peanuts in

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the shell salted. Would not want to be vegan

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meat in this bracket. This is the bracket of

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death right now Wait, did I miss that do you

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have vegan meat? So in at the twins ballpark?

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Let me just again we discussed last season, but

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let me get you up to speed Reve at the twins

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ballpark They have a vegan bratwurst which nope.

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Yeah. Nope. Yeah I had one I had one last year

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and it tastes about as bad as it sounds. I don't

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know how you make a vegan brat I don't know what

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you're doing to make it be good. You just don't

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do it. No, you don't do it because it's not a

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brat, basically. I can't wrap my head around

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the whole concept. And when I tried it, it tasted

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like a wad of combination between tofu and dirt.

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And some weeds, you know, we're spending too

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much time on the vegan It's over it's over it's

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on it's on TBS West one verse for the encased

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meat section bratwurst or Polish sausage verse

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shelled peanuts that I'm gonna tell you right

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now That's tough one for me That is a tough one.

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I've got a very strong opinion on this. My go

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-to food at the ballpark is splitting a bag of

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shelled nuts. I don't need them any other time

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than watching baseball. It's a problem when it's

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a staple, and then you're going up against what

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some would consider a luxury item in the brat

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or the Polish sausage. The brat is fantastic,

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but again, we're talking... ballpark experience.

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Things you can't get through a game without.

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It's bag of peanuts. You can share that around

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the aisle. It's in there with Cracker Jack. It's

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like the Georgetown of the tournament. Always

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going to kind of be there, but you know, I might

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not win every year. So where are we at? Brat?

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We're Polish versus shelled peanuts. I think

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we all took shelled peanuts. We knocked Brat

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and we knocked in case meats out. And chicken

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tenders goes through because vegan meats decided

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not to show. How they even got into the tournament.

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Vegan Meats won a very weak conference to get

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into this tournament. at the ballpark or like

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tofu. I don't know. They talk about choice cuts

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going into their sausage. Yeah. You know, like

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we only use the finest like do the same. Can

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the same be said about vegan? Like we only use

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the finest tofu or, you know, like I don't think

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so. I don't think there is a finest tofu. I think

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it's all kind of the same. All right, let's get

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out West. This is this is pretty fun, guys. And

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the one seed, the awe -inspiring, all -encompassing

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helmet nachos. You've already teased it in the

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intro. You've got processed cheese that resembles

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melted plastic mixed with jalapenos that have

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been sitting in a can and marinated in their

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own juices since last October. Number two, any

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type of burger, whether it's cheese or anything

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else, it can be plain, naked as day, sesame seed

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bun, potato bun, whatever. Three, and one of

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my favorites, the chocolate malt cup with the

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You can call it a spoon, but it's not. It's basically

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just a piece of wood. Also wood that you try

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to stab at the malt cup until it melts enough

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to then become liquid and be thrown away or sit

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underneath your seat. And then four, cotton candy.

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All right, boys. One versus four, helmet nachos,

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cachos. Cotton candy never stood a chance against

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helmet nachos. It's a viable candidate for the

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tournament, but it's not beating helmet nachos.

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today or any other day. How do we feel about

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the malt cup Reeve versus a burger? Again, burger

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is not the, I don't go to the ballpark to get

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a burger. I agree with that. It's extremely exotic.

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The malt cup is good. I like the spoon experience.

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Kind of, but I'm surprised we didn't have Dippin'

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Dots in there. That is kind of a kid's favorite.

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Dippin' Dots could have probably... I think they

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went down in the conference final to the shop

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of MallCup, therefore MallCup is in the tourney.

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Well, that was the upset, guys, at the conference

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tourneys is that vegan meat somehow upset Dippin'

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Dots. All right. It's helmet nachos. It is the

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nachos. The beauty of the helmet nacho is if

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you finish the whole entire thing, your body

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feels like it's going to have a cleanse that

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just never happens. And it just sort of slowly

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over a course of 48 to 72 hours deals with the

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helmet nacho, but it never really gets rid of

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it entirely. So Bill, Bill at one point in time

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took his son to a ball game with his nephew.

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They got helmet nachos and sent me a picture.

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And then later in the game, the helmet from the

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helmet nachos were on the heads of the children.

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And I couldn't figure out that. Yeah. Think about

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that for a minute. Where did you clean that out?

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Where did you do it? Bill, how did you get the

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helmets into a wearable situation? That's what

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the shower is for. It's center fielded. White

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shower and folks he's he's referring to a shower

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that is sponsored by a plumbing company Plumbers

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using the outfield Causeway at at the cell at

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White Sox What do they call it now? What are

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they calling? Just call it Kamiski? Just come

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is key. Are we calling it new Kamiski? The sock

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stadium that changes branding every year They

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have a shower out there that functions and you

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can jump in it at any point in time or you can

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clean out cheese Or you can clean the cheese

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out of your helmet nachos so you can wear it

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throughout the game, which I just found to be

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a very uncomfortable series of pictures. Because

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of that, I couldn't figure out if they just had

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nacho cheese in their hair or not. At any rate,

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helmet nachos takes out cotton candy. Chet, are

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you going to let everyone know how... Chocolate

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milk cup takes out burger. Alrighty. What about...

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Can you explain to people how you make cement?

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Check that was in the previous conference with

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the shelled peanuts. We'll come back around that

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was a special thing I was gonna do for the for

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the semi -final here. All right back up to the

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Midwest and deal with that and see who breaks

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through the final four cracker Jack versus steamed

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hot dog naked marinating in its own juices fellas

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What's her call steam dog steam dog steam dog

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goes through the final four? I'm not I'm literally

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gonna throw my bracket away and walk away if

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they don't That's unanimous. There's nothing

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quite like a cold beer shelf. Again, we're talking

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a ballpark. There's only two or three places

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you go for the steam dog, and the ballpark is...

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The ballpark doesn't... Yeah. In a special way.

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Golf course could be... Maybe go, ooh, a golf

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course steam dog. Not a bad idea with a Mick

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Ultra or something. That fits. Oh, yeah. Okay.

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I don't mind my golf course dogs having a little

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char on them or even being a roller dog more

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so than steamed, but anyhow. All right. What

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do we have between super pretzel and popcorn,

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boys? I'm going super pretzel. I didn't think

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popcorn should have got this far. So I'm definitely

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taking super pretzel. I'm definitely going popcorn.

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Oh, really? Yeah, popcorn is a movie theater

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delight, not a ballpark delight. Good. I have

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to agree with you on this. And I already exclaimed

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the virtues of how they. Perfectly get the salt

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meaning the ballpark attendance on the super

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pretzels super pretzels through is the two seed

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in the east. All right, it's a travesty Shelled

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peanuts versus encased meat Brat Polish chorizo,

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whatever you want to I'm gonna go shelled peanuts

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brief Again, we're at the ballpark. It's peanuts

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all day long. I have a problem with peanuts.

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I eat too many of them. Peanuts in the shell.

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We keep talking about shelled peanuts. In the

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shell. Not like a cocktail nut or anything like

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that. I'm not talking about a cocktail peanut.

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I'm talking about a shelled peanut that you have

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to crack out of the shell. When was the last

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time you had nuts in your cocktail? Ladies and

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gentlemen, R .B. Seeger is on this show for a

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reason. These are the angles it brings shelled

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this thing Shelled but yeah, it's like putting

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olives in your beer You just throw some nuts

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in there every once in a while. So shelled peanuts

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I have an addiction to probably two things in

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this world. One is pizza I can't stop eating

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it once it's put out in front of me. The other

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is peanuts and as a young lad I experienced a

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situation where I had probably an entire can

00:22:07.039 --> 00:22:10.970
of the cocktail peanuts and about five or six

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beers, and it took days to clear the system of

00:22:15.450 --> 00:22:18.630
that. That's the cement mixer. About a day and

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a half into it, nothing was happening with the

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system in the lower GI. My dad looks at me, he

00:22:24.309 --> 00:22:26.710
goes, what did you eat the other night? I said,

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about five or six beers and an entire can of

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cocktail peanuts. And he looked at me like, he's

00:22:31.130 --> 00:22:34.460
like, son, that makes cement. That's cement.

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Good God. He goes, you just made a cement layer

00:22:37.599 --> 00:22:41.539
in the bottom of your stomach. So that's a that's

00:22:41.539 --> 00:22:43.740
a story for another day. I'm not going to tell

00:22:43.740 --> 00:22:45.380
the back half of that, because it's probably

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not appropriate for the pod. But you can imagine

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it took a little time and some effort and some

00:22:50.480 --> 00:22:53.660
utilities to clear the system. So shelled peanuts

00:22:53.660 --> 00:22:56.160
are advancing. Is that where we're at? Yeah.

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And it sounds peanuts in the shell. Yeah, peanuts

00:22:59.000 --> 00:23:02.039
in the shell. But you got to shell them to eat

00:23:02.039 --> 00:23:06.339
them. And then. Yeah, I mean, as much love as

00:23:06.339 --> 00:23:09.359
we can give the chocolate malt cup on a hot summer

00:23:09.359 --> 00:23:12.519
day and as much frustration and joy as we've

00:23:12.519 --> 00:23:14.960
gotten out of trying to use that small piece

00:23:14.960 --> 00:23:18.319
of wood to get chocolate malt into your mouth.

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Helmet not just has to go through, right? Do

00:23:20.740 --> 00:23:22.880
you think if they gave you an actual plastic

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spoon, the eating of the chocolate malt cup would

00:23:25.660 --> 00:23:28.880
be as enjoyable? No, because the spoon would

00:23:28.880 --> 00:23:32.109
break. Because keep in mind, yeah, these things

00:23:32.109 --> 00:23:35.589
are deeply frozen. The malt cup has been frozen

00:23:35.589 --> 00:23:38.630
since 1979 that you're about to eat probably.

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Actually, I'm pretty sure they initially made

00:23:40.650 --> 00:23:43.190
them to go with the lunar landing and they're

00:23:43.190 --> 00:23:45.569
just left over. Every year they go back into

00:23:45.569 --> 00:23:47.490
like the cabinet at the ballpark and like, what

00:23:47.490 --> 00:23:48.910
do we need to order this year? And like, ah,

00:23:48.910 --> 00:23:52.809
we still got 60 ,000 malt cups from 1978. No

00:23:52.809 --> 00:23:55.329
need to get any of those. So it's just, they

00:23:55.329 --> 00:23:57.809
just keep cranking out what they can there. I

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think the The wood shim they give you to eat

00:24:00.869 --> 00:24:02.990
it with is part of the character of the malt

00:24:02.990 --> 00:24:04.930
club. But yeah, helmet nachos. It's a little

00:24:04.930 --> 00:24:09.150
extra, little extra birch off of Rob Deer's bat.

00:24:11.089 --> 00:24:13.549
They should do that with the malt cups. They

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should put the wood spoon and then on the back,

00:24:15.869 --> 00:24:19.869
put like game used back from 1984. That would

00:24:19.869 --> 00:24:22.569
be great anyhow. That's how you charge a lot

00:24:22.569 --> 00:24:25.329
more for a malt cup. Helmet nachos advances.

00:24:25.789 --> 00:24:29.210
I think that's an obvious one. The Midwest is

00:24:29.210 --> 00:24:31.410
going to play the East, right? So we're looking

00:24:31.410 --> 00:24:34.569
at a steam dog going up against the super pretzel.

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Now we're getting down to the games. Now we're

00:24:37.769 --> 00:24:40.190
getting down to the tough choices. You're at

00:24:40.190 --> 00:24:42.950
the ballpark. Are you going for a steamed dog?

00:24:43.750 --> 00:24:46.750
Naked. No toppings against the super pretzel.

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I go reef. I'm putting, I might put some toppings

00:24:51.049 --> 00:24:53.990
on it, but even if there are no toppings, I go

00:24:53.990 --> 00:24:58.299
dog all day long. dog all day long. I'm kind

00:24:58.299 --> 00:24:59.700
of a fan of the pretzel. I'm kind of surprised

00:24:59.700 --> 00:25:02.660
the pretzel's still around, but that's just me.

00:25:02.660 --> 00:25:05.980
I'm a guy. Easy bracket, Reef. Easy bracket.

00:25:06.579 --> 00:25:10.180
When pizza decided not to show up and not shoot

00:25:10.180 --> 00:25:13.039
well, it was an easy road through Super Pretzel.

00:25:13.039 --> 00:25:15.460
Red liquor throw was too heavy to get off the

00:25:15.460 --> 00:25:17.519
bench. Couldn't even sell them. Couldn't move

00:25:17.519 --> 00:25:20.920
any units. Popcorn. It's just not ballpark. It's

00:25:20.920 --> 00:25:24.619
a movie theater food. Yeah, Super Pretzel advanced.

00:25:25.160 --> 00:25:27.779
Alright, super pretzel advanced steam hot dog

00:25:27.779 --> 00:25:30.859
took it out and a tight one, but it was a good

00:25:30.859 --> 00:25:35.319
game South verse West peanuts helmet nachos boys

00:25:35.319 --> 00:25:38.680
shelled peanuts helmet nachos peanuts in the

00:25:38.680 --> 00:25:46.119
shell peanuts in the shell I've got it down his

00:25:46.119 --> 00:25:49.640
shelled peanuts I'm reading the teleprompter.

00:25:50.000 --> 00:25:53.559
Alright Alright peanuts in the shell. I agree

00:25:53.559 --> 00:25:57.400
peanuts in the shell Peanuts in the shell. Yeah,

00:25:57.420 --> 00:26:00.700
I'm going helmet nachos Oh boy, just in spite

00:26:00.700 --> 00:26:03.200
of what those peanuts did to me 31 years ago.

00:26:03.200 --> 00:26:10.500
Yeah concrete. So that's a polite 31 years All

00:26:10.500 --> 00:26:14.500
right, so yeah, go ahead no, I'm saying at the

00:26:14.500 --> 00:26:17.380
ballpark it's peanuts in the shell for sure so

00:26:17.380 --> 00:26:22.900
this is a enticing tasty championship matchup

00:26:22.900 --> 00:26:26.450
between the steamed dog and shelled or peanuts

00:26:26.450 --> 00:26:29.170
in the shell. However, we want to say it or write

00:26:29.170 --> 00:26:32.450
it down. Boys, Reeve, you're the guest. You get

00:26:32.450 --> 00:26:34.809
to go first. What is the winner? If you can only

00:26:34.809 --> 00:26:37.750
pick one to go with your cold beer on a sunny

00:26:37.750 --> 00:26:40.450
day at your favorite ballpark, who are you going

00:26:40.450 --> 00:26:44.309
with and why? All right. I'm going peanuts because

00:26:44.309 --> 00:26:47.630
I'm at the ballpark with my buddies or family.

00:26:47.829 --> 00:26:51.210
I'm going and you can share. You can share a

00:26:51.210 --> 00:26:55.690
bag of peanuts. No problem. And the salt helps

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with the beer. You're not giving people your

00:27:01.950 --> 00:27:05.230
hot dog, Chet. You're giving people your peanuts

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and you're enjoying the environment. I gotta

00:27:08.829 --> 00:27:11.089
think in reality here. Am I getting up to go

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get a helmet nacho or am I just taking the peanuts

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being passed down the road to me from my friend

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and I'm probably taking the peanuts so I'm gonna

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change my pick. And an overtime shocker. I'm

00:27:21.559 --> 00:27:24.140
going with the peanuts in the shell. I almost

00:27:24.140 --> 00:27:27.720
said shelled peanuts. Peanuts in the shell. Championship

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match. You can only pick one. Dog or nuts? Dog.

00:27:33.559 --> 00:27:36.759
Nuts. I am going to be the tiebreaker and I'm

00:27:36.759 --> 00:27:39.000
going to say nuts because of the communal aspect.

00:27:39.279 --> 00:27:42.359
There's nothing like the bag being passed up

00:27:42.359 --> 00:27:47.480
and down the row. Yeah. My god, that's a no -brainer.

00:27:47.599 --> 00:27:49.740
I'm going dog. You guys know is gonna go dog

00:27:49.740 --> 00:27:52.960
the whole time. Of course Nuts is a good runner

00:27:52.960 --> 00:27:56.779
-up, but chat chat used to rock the cargo shorts

00:27:56.779 --> 00:28:00.539
Have sometimes odd dog would sit in my pocket

00:28:00.539 --> 00:28:03.740
for an hour to Justin like an emergency dog Like

00:28:03.740 --> 00:28:05.700
they were gonna run out or something and I was

00:28:05.700 --> 00:28:08.279
like how to keep that for the fifth inning. Yeah

00:28:08.279 --> 00:28:12.099
Yeah, and and on a cold day they provide warmth

00:28:12.099 --> 00:28:15.900
for your thighs I'll always get you a dog at

00:28:15.900 --> 00:28:19.839
the park, Chet. I think the universe wants peanuts

00:28:19.839 --> 00:28:23.619
in the shell. Alright. Plus, I will say this,

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I've eaten hot dogs elsewhere, not naked and

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steamed, but I really can't think of many other

00:28:30.380 --> 00:28:33.099
times I've eaten peanuts in the shell outside

00:28:33.099 --> 00:28:35.359
of the ballpark. That's true. They are a maybe.

00:28:35.380 --> 00:28:37.400
I don't just sit around the house and crack nuts

00:28:37.400 --> 00:28:39.740
and throw them on the floor all day long. That'd

00:28:39.740 --> 00:28:42.720
be nice. The shell's everywhere. That might get

00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:48.859
us in trouble. It'd be nice Reef do you wish

00:28:48.859 --> 00:28:51.119
your entire house was just a bar room floor?

00:28:51.940 --> 00:28:55.200
I want to put some slats of wood down here and

00:28:55.200 --> 00:28:57.880
just start throwing shelled peanuts down there

00:28:57.880 --> 00:29:01.039
or shells for peanuts. Chet, you've got a little

00:29:01.039 --> 00:29:03.539
South Carolina and yet you ever have steamed

00:29:03.539 --> 00:29:06.420
nuts? I have yeah, I've had some steamed nuts

00:29:06.700 --> 00:29:09.220
once or twice. And I don't think I had it in

00:29:09.220 --> 00:29:10.920
South Carolina. I think I had them at like a

00:29:10.920 --> 00:29:13.180
football game, maybe a Michigan game or something.

00:29:13.319 --> 00:29:15.559
I can't even remember. It's not great. It's not

00:29:15.559 --> 00:29:18.380
great. You're talking the boiled ones that they

00:29:18.380 --> 00:29:21.160
have at every gas station or convenience store

00:29:21.160 --> 00:29:23.299
in the South. There was a phase I went through

00:29:23.299 --> 00:29:25.980
as a kid where I would eat the peanuts in the

00:29:25.980 --> 00:29:27.859
shell. I just eat the whole shell in the nut.

00:29:28.880 --> 00:29:30.740
Apparently that's how you're supposed to do it.

00:29:31.099 --> 00:29:32.980
I was also sampling dog food at that time, too.

00:29:33.019 --> 00:29:37.059
So it was a weird year, but. I did get into the

00:29:37.059 --> 00:29:39.000
peanuts in the shell and the whole thing down

00:29:39.000 --> 00:29:40.660
at once for a while there. I thought it was really

00:29:40.660 --> 00:29:42.779
cool. Wait, go back to the dog food, like kibble?

00:29:43.339 --> 00:29:45.960
Yeah, we had to buy, we had a bin of kibble in

00:29:45.960 --> 00:29:48.299
our room and I was like a tenner lady. I used

00:29:48.299 --> 00:29:50.359
to walk in there. I'd eat a half a milk bone

00:29:50.359 --> 00:29:52.420
every once in a while if I needed a snack. We

00:29:52.420 --> 00:29:54.359
didn't have much in the cupboard. Loyal listeners,

00:29:54.859 --> 00:29:59.019
that is your this week's Detroit Tigers Litterbox.

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RBCger, thank you for joining us. Lovely. I'm

00:30:02.920 --> 00:30:06.410
sorry that... your steam dog did not emerge victorious.

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It's still number one in my heart. Until next

00:30:09.130 --> 00:30:15.049
week or next time, go Tigers. Go Tigers. Go Tigers.

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All right. That's going to do it for this episode

00:30:20.490 --> 00:30:23.529
of the Litterbox, a Detroit Tigers podcast. Thanks

00:30:23.529 --> 00:30:25.750
for hanging out with us. We're Bill and Chet.

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