Doomscroll .fm August 6, 2025. Welcome to the
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web of global supply chains, Ukraine discovers
Indian -made components in Russian drones as
geopolitics meets the electronics aisle. When
diplomacy becomes a scavenger hunt, the spoils
are circuit boards, and accountability is as
elusive as a ghost in the machine. Nebraska's
political theater delivers its latest act. As
a congressman drowns in a sea of booze and jeers
at a town hall spectacle, when the script calls
for sincerity but the audience craves a different
performance, even the most polished politician
can find himself suffocating on unscripted disdain.
The classroom becomes a theater of suspicion,
where the only thesis defended is the art of
betrayal, and the real degree earned is in covert
manipulation. Russia's enrolled in China's school
of sabotage, mastering the art of stealthy chaos
to prep for a Western showdown. while Europe
fumbles for its defense handbook. As the West
nervously twiddles its thumbs, Russia and China
whisper sweet nothings of sabotage, turning the
global stage into a ticking time bomb of geopolitical
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Warren Buffett, the human oracle, whispers sweet
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his projected visage. The legal labyrinth of
teenage autonomy unfolds as the Gillick competency
test navigates the murky waters of parental consent
and court intervention. When the state plays
midwife to a teenager's choice, you know the
real abortion is a common sense and compassion
delivered stillborn in a courtroom. A 50 -year
-old man succumbs to his injuries in Brisbane's
West End, turning a riverside unit into a grim
stage for forensic theater. As the Brisbane River
whispers secrets it can't keep, the city's pulse
skips a beat, leaving behind a haunting silence
and a crime scene that begs for an ending. with
clandestine compartments for air tags, turning
kids into walking beacons in a digital wilderness
of parental paranoia. When childhood becomes
a trackable commodity, privacy is the bedtime
story, and surveillance tucks them in, whispering
sweet algorithms of security wrapped in a false
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straight from the echo chamber of your mind Brace
yourself, your dreams are now in the clearance
box In the digital theater of absurdity The UK
launches its online safety act Casting social
media giants as reluctant guardians of innocence
and illusion when tech titans are forced into
the role of morality police the real show begins
a farce of virtue signaling wrapped in algorithmic
apathy the numbers dance like a fever dream A
cryptic countdown to a climax nobody understands,
but everyone fears. In the grand roulette of
statistical madness, we spin the wheel and hope
it doesn't land on our darkest numbers. Yet somehow,
it always does. In the grand theater of self
-destruction, night -tasing takes center stage,
seducing the desperate with the allure of finality,
and leaving the morgues to handle the curtain
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-generated views. Where truth is an echo and
desire is a glitch swipe right for existential
dread When the planet's fate is scored to music
Perhaps the crescendo of melting ice will finally
hit the right notes on humanity's conscience
Or will we just keep hitting snooze on nature's
alarm clock? Metal met metal in a symphony of
twisted steel and shattered dreams as Raven Hall
became the latest stage for vehicular tragedy.
While policymakers draft new road safety laws
with the urgency of molasses, another life is
reduced to a statistic, an echo of caution in
a world that speeds past without a glance. When
the fields of tomorrow are sown with the dreams
of the young, The harvest reaps of bitter fruit,
once seasoned with exploitation and garnished
with a side of moral decay. In the grand theater
of trade, Mexico exits stage. Left with a reprieve,
while Canada faces the tariff guillotine, courtesy
of Uncle Sam's whimsy, as the trade curtain falls,
Mexico gets a wink and a nod. while Canada gets
the cold shoulder and a hefty bill, proving once
again that in the world of tariffs, not all neighbors
are equal. In a courtroom spectacle, 19 accused
stand, encased like relics, their reflections
haunted by the ghosts of 14 nine souls from a
Moscow concert hall. Encased in glass, they become
exhibits in a macabre gallery, where justice
and vengeance waltz to the tune of public outrage,
each verdict a note and a dirge for lost innocence.
Sweden's prime minister, under scrutiny for outsourcing
his conscience to the digital oracle known as
degenerative AI, as citizens wonder if they voted
for a human or a hologram. In the courtroom's
echo chamber, Saul Grover, architect of Giggle
for Girls, stands under the harsh fluorescent
scrutiny, challenging accusations of transphobia
like a poorly rehearsed soliloquy. When your
app's name promises giggles, but delivers exclusion,
it's no surprise the laughter dies in the halls
of justice, leaving behind the hollow sound of
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disasters. Political theater in Texas is all
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dangle like forgotten dreams, proving once again
that our priorities are as tangled as a politician's
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cauldron, rocks are born like secrets, whispered
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the reckless abandon of pressure release. In
the sunburned fields of regression, Fox News
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harvest, reaping innocence to fill gaps left
by deportation. When the solution to lost labor
is pint -sized and barely able to reach the fruit,
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in a garden of neglect. Boundaries are drawn
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height slams the door on me but for Argentina's
melee wielding a chainsaw apparently cuts through
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you can swing a political tool. Because nothing
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dance hall. Sydney's iconic bridge becomes a
catwalk for discontent, as protesters strut their
grievances high above the water. when your runway
is made of steel and defiance. Even former premieres
must admit that beauty and chaos are just a protest
apart. In the digital wilderness, Germany's Einhaus
group stumbles into insolvency after a cyber
-attack ambush left them $230 ,000 lighter and
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paranoia, Einhaus gambled with hackers and lost,
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The algorithm knows your secrets, and it's judging.
The digital battlefield. A chaotic ballet of
data breaches and firewall fortresses asks who's
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theater of hunger and injury, Mary Fitzpatrick
witnessed wounds that refused the mercy of healing.
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born to serenade the North with propaganda, are
finally unplugged, leaving the border in silence.
When your loudest weapon is a shout, Maybe it's
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OS fizzles as Windows 11 SE's updates are sent
to the digital graveyard. In the classroom of
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Trump's... Seventh -month serenade to end Russia's
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like static In the courtroom theater, Rachel
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you better hope it lands on empathy before the
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promises and propaganda. Under the relentless
sun, Cricket's dance of tension and sweat drips
into the final act, with England teetering on
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the scent of profit, Oil pump jacks dance tirelessly
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German resolve to bear arms turns out to be more
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to the dreamers and the disenchanted. In the
frosty arena of northern Norway, the barons,
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David Slingshot is a pin, In the last armor's
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new escape hatch for America's immigration conundrum,
offers sanctuary with a side of selective approval.
The search for missing Alice Springs Man, Gak
Top. Top, in the vast and different expanse of
Central Australia, has been suspended by police,
leaving only whispers of sand and silence. When
the desert swallows the soul, it's not just the
heat that burns. It's the realization that the
earth keeps no promises and the sky offers no
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curtains on a Franco -British smuggling syndicate
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Your digital twin just got a better life. Open
AI's digital alchemist transmute venture capital
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Yao struck the red carpet, proving even animated
dogs and chefs crave validation of the 2025 Logies.
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the spotlight, it's a reminder that the real
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behind every accolade. In a world where safety's
a myth, and justice a distant dream. The only
solace is the color that masks the darkness as
the living cling to memories of light. In the
gilded halls of corporate enlightenment, McKinsey's
tech profits feast on the lucrative oracle of
degenerative AI with a 40 % revenue slice. As
the blind lead the blind through the digital
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of being advised by the same seers who once thought
the fax machine was a revolution. to the digital
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The hundred enters its fifth year promising seismic
shifts in 2026 as cricket's future gets a makeover
while football's transfer circus spins on. In
the tinderbox of the middle east Netanyahu sharpens
his gaze as whispers of escalation echo through
the corridors of power dancing on the edge of
reason with ceasefire talks crumbling like dry
sand it seems the only thing more fragile than
peace is the promise of restraint a tragic reminder
that power often finds its voice in the roar
of artillery In the dusty theater of Gaza, Netanyahu
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drums like a relentless heartbeat. When power
clings to warfare like a desperate lover, peace
becomes the fleeting affair everyone talks about
but never commits to. Trump's administration
carves reality. with the precision of a sculptor
on hallucinogens, erasing inconvenient truths
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data becomes clay in the hands of power, the
weather turns into fiction, and the truth about
marginalized communities is buried under layers
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Australia, grinched in sweat and redemption,
clawed back a sliver of dignity in Sydney's sporting
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BP's green dreams hit the brakes, reversing into
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renewables feeling like a one -night stand. Like
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in bed with a cheeseburger, BP's about face is
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the chaos of war on an e -bike delivered by the
sky's mechanical angel Pakistan's army chief
pirouettes into a tango of power sidling up to
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like a carnival barker selling dreams to the
weary fields of Argentina. The rhetoric flows
like cheap wine, promising freedom. while the
working class wonders if they can pay the tab
with their dignity intact. McGill's academic
warriors rally against Quebec's Bill 89, wielding
constitutional rights like a double -edged sword
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of liberty. In Gaza's relentless, crucible, Canadian
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clouds. When your greatest ally is gravity. The
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the roar of despair. A temporary balm for a wound
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sculpt chaos from frozen dreams as New South
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snowball skirmishes. The European Parliament
contemplates a brave new world where corporate
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turning governance into a reality show as the
political circus embraces boardroom theatrics.
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the jury isn't just in it for the snacks. The
Syrian interim government fumbles with peace
as fresh clashes light up the night like a grim
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its tail, dogs have become the furry mirrors
reflecting our deepest despair and joy with a
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intelligence, dogs have mastered the art of empathy,
proving once again that man's best friend is
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Stock market crash. Light foreplay for the financially
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seek salvation in the mirror. Amidst the digital
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Trump clutches them like a lover's grudge, refusing
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desert, Germany's foreign minister tiptoes through
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in a fireworks factory. As western whispers turn
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often romanticize colonial decrees and missionary
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Chilean rescuers unearth the final echo of life,
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