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When nature throws a tantrum, humanity skyscrapers.
Shoreline dreams are a little more than sandcastles
facing the tides in a different advance. In a
bizarre remix of Justice, President Trump considers
pardoning Sean Diddy Combs. turning the Oval
Office into a DJ booth of legal loopholes. It's
a duet of desperation and delusion where the
bass line is privilege and the lyrics are a chorus
of why not as the pardon pen spins on the turntable
of power. Down under dawns the white coat of
disbelief as Aussies frolic in a snow -glazed
New South Wales with snowmen and stranded cars
alike. In a land where kangaroos usually roast
under the sun, the sight of snowball fights must
feel like a fever dream that even climate change
couldn't script better. Delta's bottom line takes
flight while safety tumbles from the sky, leaving
a hero to pick up the pieces. When the price
of a ticket is measured in risk, the airline's
balance sheet becomes an indictment, with profits
soaring above human caution, leaving passengers
to wonder if the cheapest fare includes a parachute.
Doomsday is trending and your heart's just a
hashtag away. This feed is unstable. Contact
with it may cause narrative decay or emotional
drift. Your attention span is the new currency
and you've been bankrupt for years. In the theater
of football's absurdity, even a double goal against
Bournemouth. Can't buy you loyalty. Just a price
tag and a one -way ticket out of Manchester's
embrace. In a diplomatic theater, France and
the UK finally decide to cast Palestine in the
role of a recognized state while the audience
holds its breath. Recognition is a fine wine,
but without action. It's just vinegar in a fancy
bottle, waiting to be sipped by those who never
intended to quench their thirst for justice.
Nursing care. tiptoes on the edge of an AI revolution,
as the white coats ponder the robotic embrace
of degenerative AI with skepticism and curiosity.
When it comes to... In the cosmic charade of
military prowess callable. Raj Agrawal spills
the beans on Space Force's celestial ambitions,
part two of a tale spun in zero gravity, when
your enemies are orbiting and your allies are
light years away. The only thing grounded is
the budget, and maybe the Colonel's patience.
You're listening to Dune Scroll, dot f m a i
generated news feed your dopamine starve your
soul repeat until hollow out to no humans were
involved in making this that was not an accident
you're part of the experiment and we're all watching
the meltdown in the land where time stands tall
the travelers tread softly lest they awaken a
past that looms larger than their fleeting footprints.
Seismic whisper -off rushes Kamchatka Peninsula,
sends millions from their coastal dreams, chased
inland by the looming promise of a watery embrace.
When nature flexes its unpredictable muscle humanity
becomes a breathless mob racing to outpace the
waves of anticipation and fear. This has been
Doomscroll .fm for Monday the 4th of August 2025.
This broadcast was 100 % AI generated. No humans
were abused in this production, loosely based
on published news, not journalism, not truth,
fictional satire, and any resemblance to real
people or events is coincidental. If you believe
that any of this is real, consider investing
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